#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
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I just got bangs. Not because I’m artistic but because I figured if Miley Cyrus can work them than I can.
It’s completely true.
Also, Sandy from Grease has bangs.
I know we all love anonymity on the comments section, I just wish people talked like this normally instead of being tight-lipped in their everyday lives. Is this where our honesty lies? Let’s all be the assholes in real life like we are right now, and we’ll see how far we’ve progressed. Yet, with all the crap us teens, 20- and 30-somethings that are posting such ridiculous shite, I still love this country.
Internet is SRS BSNS
In a message board, the mods will take that down and give you a warning, and you’re not allowed to take it up with the boss (admins). No wonder we’re becoming all so familiar with the rules of the internet age. Why not get fired for writing an e-mail message in caps, bold and red? A woman actually have and she fought her employer to get her job back, used lawsuits and state courts. SRS BSNS. +
I’ve been reading these things that “white people like” and I’ve been reading everyone’s comments. It seems to me that some people take this site way too seriously. It’s meant to be funny in a VERY sarcastic way.
As for the rude comments, would everyone please relax and just love each other already? We’re all pink on the inside, and we’re all in this together.
damn. you are almost as good as me.
Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
i like to drink cat urine!
Why not have some malt liquor or lemonade kool-aid? LOL! The official drinks of the Black community says the execs in BET: segregated television…brought to you by Boone’s farm strawberry wine. +
yu guys are racist. i love beinga black girl. and our hair is not kinky !i ts perfect. i wear bangs and im black. i hate white peoples hair its too bland and boring. plus their hair stinks. dats why we got a black president, yu white trash !!!
Uhh, we’re racist? Hypocritical, jealous idiot.
bland and boring. At least with white people there’s an option as opposed to nappy and black. They could be blonde with blue eyes, red hair with green eyes and all the beautiful shades inbetween. With black people its one option. Brown skin, brown eyes, brown hair = bland and boring. Plus I don’t believe that the person who posted this is black anyway.
what about the different shades of brown and the different textures in hair types? Doesn’t that count for anything?
So we have a black president because white people’s hair stinks. That makes sense. All the white people that voted for him wasn’t because they want change, but because the want better hair in the white house.
you’re really smart.
the side bang is for scene Tweens because nothing says “fuck you, society!” than asymetrical hairstylings! The straight down do belong to hip young adults, but I prefer no bang girls myself!
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