#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
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I like little boys with bangs…
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What’s with all the Black singles ads on this site?
Is the reader demographic of this site not white?
Sounds white to me!
Or, gasp, am i bein’ malwared spywared!
Do they know i live in the Gett-Toe and they
are gunnin’ for me in particular!
Bangs are on all kindsa girls!
I just had an oldish WASP, a Guatemalan whose grandfather is Japanese, AND a black identified mixed race
girl over, as well as my own daughter, and they all had bangs.
I also have bangs.
I think you are reaching here.
I know quite a few women with bangs and I don’t think they spend $100 per haircut, $100 per year maybe.
Also I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen Asians, Latins, Arabs and *gasp* even black women with bangs,, must be because we’re so oppressive and force everyone to conform to our devilish ways.
so basically this is just a place for other races to gang up on white people and make fun of them?
who has 100 bucks to cut something dead—hair–in this depression?, massive unemployment, go read the dying newspapers, drive the vulva, and sip your weak latte dumb white.
i believe that’s drive the “volvo.” vulva is completely different.
Yeah I’ll try riding my own vulva sometime…
Celebrities? There’s none bigger….THAN MY FUCKING NUTS ON STAGE SINGING A RICK JAMES SONG, BITCH!!!!
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/i-love-little-girls-they-make-me-feel-so-vamp.html
A hair cut with bangs does not have to cost upwards of $100. Anyone can have bangs (if they want them), and most hair stylists will tell you to come back for bang trims whenever you need them, free of charge.
Um can we say Zooey Deschanel? Every girl seems to be in love with her, and especially wants her hairstyle. Um, don’t get it, but maybe its because i’m not white
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