#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
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Guys, but I don’t get it ? where is the frog ?
The frog is in my pants GokaGoka, I am trying to persuade him to crawl up my ass but I think the smell is driving him away.
^ I wrote that
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?)
You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
I like pauly shore movies they the bomb
please click my name and you will know what kind of a ‘man’ I am.
Hint: I believe that it is better to receive than to give…giggle..
You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!
What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?
Same bigoted shit, different groups.
Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
We’re totally neutral at http://www.makefunofmyfriends.com
You can make fun of your friends no matter what color they are!! CHECK IT OUT!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!!!!!!!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
Hey Michael D.? you might want to look at the other 127 sites with your worthless name on them…
We now know who you are autism boy….LOL
YOINK!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!
goooooooood
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!
i is be a bich dawgg
Suburban vs. rural girls, it depends on what kind of hair style they have. You noticed the “hay hair” from the country? Yeah, bangs is for those who can afford them. +
But for me personally, I love hairy dicks in my mouth so i can feel the hairs tickle my chin.
YOINK!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my autism… whitey pwr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i is a bitch
i is a bitch too! Chunky Redd’s bitch!
I found this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com and it is defiantly just as funny!!
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