#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
Word!!
Oh yeah, also…
First!
Jesus was a black man lynched Italian style
I just pooped
… I think that covers it.
well done David; way not to be a fucktard.
you forgot to mention how much better your own blog is though.
Don’t be such a bitch Eric with a K. I’m sorry you couldn’t be first or come up with anything more clever than a word I hear 12 year olds using. Also the way you spell your name is the bitch way to do it.
wow do you have an original thought?
Could you guys seriously please not make inane comments and do something more worthwhile with your posts? Like me, see? I’m promoting my CARTOON blog here: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
what does an internet copywriter do c-lander?
WOW this post is dead on, I love Joni Mitchell.
Ditto on the Joni Mitchel. Many of my favorite female artists have this look. The most current being Fiest.
And you thought Fiest’s big break came from the Apple Nano ad and “1234″. Now we know it was the bangs. See the link to see and hear Fiest exude whiteness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hysbjX2r7GE
Bangs, mini-scarf, indie music, standing still at a concert, irony (huge rocking sound from a tiny girl -especially at about 4:30), old blues standard (maybe a future post).
First comment!
dangit
haha you’re a fucktard
by now i believe she is thinking the same.
Posb. the most awesome thing said on here all day.
Maybe next time you should be a little faster biznitch. You got served.
Why does the time say 1: 02 when I posted, but the real time is 2:02?
it says 1:03 and its set to a certain time zone, which apparently isnt yours.
But i live in los angeles, and so does clander….hm
clander is a useful jew tool.
Why do you think NPR et al jumped on his stuff?
because, like the “Simpsons” and “the Family Guy” his stuff serves to demean Whites.
How is this not obvious?
Book deal? Yeah sure, if you are anti-White or a White dupe…come on board.
Geesh.
zing!
haha, cobrasnake and vice do suck.. girls with bangs are totally hot though dang
Bangs are fierce.
Nailed it. yes. Best when coupled with heavy, nerdy glasses.
Haha, the Vice suck made my weekend already! I really hate those posers.
As far as I’m concerned, bangs are for people with low foreheads.
wouldnt that be the opposite? those with high foreheads use them to cover it up O.o
Yeah, I definitely use bangs to cover my huge forehead…
I have a high forehead and it is easier to have no bangs. Bangs are for little girls.
ninth!
JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN LYNCHED ITALIAN STYLE
O YES.
i really doubt that he was black.
i doubt jesus’s race mattered jesus was the perfect example of personality not of beauty. the most beautiful was lucifer, jesus was not very handsome. study the bible more closely.
show your references please.
I was wondering when I’d come across this again…
you really need to learn to shut your piehole cuz hells really gonna suck for you my good friend.
jesus had bangs
He’s YOUR god, YOU burn in hell.
and let me guess, you’re muslim!
No, I’m atheist.
i am an atheist with bangs!
Uh…bang a girl with bangs…bang bang bang…
wow very mature -_-
if you bang her in the pooper, it would be
SHTTY SHTTY Bang Bang
above is fake post
it’s kinda funny
great blog: http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
Awesome! My fiance had bangs when we meet… It is all coming together
The operative word being HAD. A sign of things to come perchance?
Sure. Bangs are likable right now. Check back in 2011. It’ll be girls using crimping irons and hot rollers who get all the friends.
Avec hairspray will make a comeback and singlehandedly ruin the ozone.
roflmao i dont think so but funny…and i also disapprove of the ozone dissapearing due to human influence and globla warming theories. they are natural processes. it seems the bible was aware of them. check revalations it makes some sense but the problem comes when some predictions dont come true. but many will be sucked into this religion during our last few generations.
The real issue is that only Whites have options with hair, since only the White race has diversity when it comes to hair.
Only the White race can have brown, blonde, black or red hair. Only Whites have this diversity, if you are White do NOT DESTROY your offspring’s genes by mixing.
That’s because white people’s various hair colors are DUE to mixing. Take a biology class fool.
Wrong.
When Whites mix with non-whites the diversity of the White race gets destroyed. Obama is a perfect example. Look at Heidi Klum’s kids. They would probably have to breed with 16 straight generations to eliminate what one bad mix produces.
You need the refresher.
Keep the White gene pool clean, and don’t flush your White genes away forever. Which is what happens and you damn well know it.
It’s been well proven that Italians and Greeks and whites of the Mediteranean have olive skin and dark hair due to mixing with the North Africans during the Roman empire. Whites have different hair colors and skin tones due to mixing from centuries ago, before racism and skin color was even a concept. So it appears not only do you need a biology class, but a history one as well.
show your proof.
When the Whites kicked out the Muslims and Jews from Europe, if they were all “mixed”, how then did this occur?
You don’t know shit.
Blacks have lived in the USA for 250 years and we can all still tell who our own people are.
Your “mixing” theory is tired anti-White hate propaganda.
I am sorry. I don’t really mean what I post.
I am just an uneducated, overweight lonely man living in Nebraska. The lack of a social life drives me to troll this website when I am not looking at porn.
Please forgive me I have nothing better to do
pls forgive you?….pls forgive them for they know nothing of which they speak. lol and pls stop watching porn, it’ll make you go blind!
lmbo!!!!! zing!
I thought “Blacks” could have blond hair. It is rare. Not many blacks have the recessive blond gene so getting 2 of them together at the same party is a low probablity event. Of course you could rig the game by starting with one blond and one black and then see what happens. I used to watch low budget movies about about that same scenario.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_color
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#Geographic_distribution
I doubt the use of hairspray will come back into fashion. Hairspray is just one more step in our allready busy lives. I think the next thing that will come into fashion for hair, is ultra long and very curly, and yet pulled together and styled. People will be getting perms again. For men it will be much shorter then it has been in previous years. Men will still have long bangs, but the sides and backs will be much shorter. Both looks will go for a 20s-30s-40s kind of look. with sleek shiny hair close to the head. I do know Gel will come back with a passion! people are getting sick of the hair in their faces. I expect an increase in “vintage” yet modern looks, with loads of layers and tons of useless formal wear for regular grocery shopping.
Oh, I cannot wait the resurrection of the male perm. That was as bad an idea as Britney Spears giving birth.
And people say we shouldnt tie peoples tubes without their permission! Britney Spears alone, is good enough reason to make it a law.
Britney Spears can feed her kids without welfare and White people paying for her food stamps and hospital bills.
Do you have any idea how foolish you sound?
u got my amen!
What about dudes with bangs?
Remember what happened to Peter’s bangs on Heroes.
He had super hot bangs…
this is right on — i had a bangs stage, although they looked really shitty on me…
Some of these entries have a grain of truth, some are really a stretch, but “girls with bangs” is downright desperate.
Not really.
It’s really a comment on fine White hair. Only Whites have it.
I like boy’s with bangs. Only white boys.
ha ha…..an non-white who is jealous.
Actually, this one is dead on. I was that nerdy white girl who moved to a big city and got bangs. But now I’m in Kansas. . .
Anyways, bangs are spunky and fun.
i do like girls with bangs maybe you dont, thats your problem
i love girls with bangs
above is fake PC post, though it’s not anti-white racist so thats OK.
i forget if your posts are purple or green-ish @.@
Venti-ith!
Don’t forget Louise Brooks. Although those bangs were more hip a ways back. They like ‘em longer now. More Feist.
The asians, the girls with bangs – you and I clearly are kindred spirits.
My dog brush is good for harsh Asian hair.
White men: why, ever, would you want to introduce asian genes into our white gene pool?
Losers, just don’t ever sell out.
cuz their sexy o_- lol sell out my…any way for the 1349308 time our genes grow stronger if we are combine different races
says you
Google the term: dysgenic
All white people who read this should educate themselves to what this term above means to our offspring.
I dont really care if white people marry asians, because there are benefits and negatives to both. When white people have kids with asians, they have a high likelyhood that the child will be smart, but less smart then a two asian parent team. But also the child might not be great at sports, but they will be better at sports for not having a two asian parent team. The child will probably be either really short or really tall, but they will more likely be thin. Asian eyes arent great, even asians dont like them. but mixed with the white, they might have the second eyelid which would help fix that problem. The child does have a higher chance of being exotic and hot looking, which is a plus, and also having thinner more curly hair, which looks great on exotic looks. But for getting into college, being asian, even part asian, will hurt their chances of getting into a top school since sooo many asians go to college. asian/white kids are able to go in and out of social groups which is helpful, but they will eventually have to pick and disregard one of them. Most likely they will turn to the asian group, because the kid will look more asian then white, but that kid will be the hottest “asian” in their social group. They will have to overcompensate for the lack of asianness to be excepted but it will turn out fine. BUT when they go to marry, they will marry a white person, becuase they probably wanted to be in the white group when they were younger and they feel that more white in their children will help then in that area. If they marry a black person, which is unlikely, but if they do, there child has a 89% chance of getting into any college with a GPA of 2.5 which is helpful, but that child will be fucked up looking, look at tiger woods, or Kimora lee simmons. very interesting tho.
And you’re the one mocking Britney Spears for giving birth?
douche bag, you obviously didn’t get the memo that we are to celebrate diversity.
If Whites race-mix with everyone else, then Whites can no longer sustain Western Civ and White culture. Duh!
celebrate diversity, do not destroy it.
Half-caste offspring always identify with the lower caste. You already know this deep down.
A 1/2 black and 1/2 Irish person (Obama), will cease to be White.
Obama’s mother ended her ancestors’ line FOREVER. Do you get this?
She DESTROYED diversity.
asian/white kids are able to go in and out of social groups which is helpful, but they will eventually have to pick and disregard one of them. Most likely they will turn to the asian group, because the kid will look more asian then white
hrhkat: buried in your post is the above.
I guess you finally get it. When an offspring is half-caste, it will always identify with the lower caste. A half asian kid will NOT BE WHITE, but Asian…..guaranteed. Same with mulattos like Obama, black.
If all Whites followed this race-mixing propganda, the White people will eventually cease to exist in any meaningful way.
Whites are already down below 10% of the World population Does the liberal White care? Hell no, they think destroying our genetic uniqueness is “cool”, yet they still all come here, to a White website? Why, it makes no sense.
this goes hand in hand with #11 Asian Girls because almost all asian girls have bangs!
Wow, I got mine in there just it time! Lori65 didn’t coordinate that at all – honest!
damn it!
very good observetions
I think only white women like this. White men either don’t care or are smart enough to keep their mouth shut.
a man most likely wrote this on a silent observation or a study O.o
I usually like this site…but this one is stupid. First of all…noone with any taste likes bangs, they are disgusting and stupid. Second of all, i know more ethnic people with bangs then white people….white people have better taste then that.
stupid post.
and white people can’t spell. Retard! So you have better taste if you don’t have bangs?
Bangs are usually worn ironically. Irony is the epicenter of What White People Like. They are an homage to when things were simpler; childhood or the 80s. Take your pick. At any rate, if White people like it, it means that they must have taken it from a visible minority (Read Rock & Roll, Karaoke, Space Exploration, Curry etc.). This is just like a virtual pat on the back for all things that visible minorities have done. Great work friends!
Space Exploration?
yeah, what is this douche bag “Chris” saying? He’s an idiot.
The entire idea of Whites (with fine hair) taking their cues from non-whites with non-fine hair makes ZERO sense.
There is nothing in the world more beautiful than a White woman who goes out after fixing her hair. Cheers to White women who get it!
so now your fettish is fine hair hmm? just what races do you throw into the “white gene pool”
If you qualify for israeli citizenship or are of non-European ancestry, then you are not White.
If you are hostile to the preservation of White genes, then obviously you hate Whites.
I used to dislike my thick curly hair becuase it was different than the the hair of all the girls i knew. Them and their limp mousy brown or blond stringy ‘dos.
Then I realised they all buy “thickening” shampoos, and want volume. Something I never will have to worry about.
Then I got older and they started getting jealous of my healthy shiny curly locks.
Then I realised why bother with all the gels and crap people use in their hair when i should jhust be proud that i look different. Healthy mediterranean genes. A diet of “real” food. Not boiled potatoes smeared in butter and sugar and cream sauce on everything…ewww
Then I realised my hair would never fall out.
People stop me on the street and love my hair.
When i get a blondie cutting my hair, they freak out. I don’t care if my hair is “ethnic”. It’s way more interesting than stringy limp “fiest hair”. That just screams desepaarate for being trendy.
Thin limp hair is not attractive. Often thin hair shows a poor diet. A diet of processed carbs, refined sugar and high amounts of fat. These girls get bangs because thy can’t do anything else with their limp hair. Most nordic diests lack a variety of vegetables. This causes thinning of the hair and pigmentation loss. The skin is unable totake the sun and burns. This often accompanies by increased suseptability to diseases.
They can eat all the organic eggs and soy they want, but their hair will always look stringy and limp.
Portnoy is gonna rant about how great “white” hair is. Go ahead. I and all off the latinos, blacks, indians, natives,asians and jews will be laughing at you when you are sunburnt and get diagnosed with melanoma and go bald.
Absolutely awesome comment!
Why was it awesome? Because it was anti-White?
Non-whites are jealous of the diversity of Whites. All Latinos have the same color hair and eyes. How boring.
Whites are the only race that is diverse. Don’t destroy diversity!!!
then why do white dye their hair? Why do white women get perms and gobble up thickening shampoos, volumizing sprays – always complaining about how limp their hair is.
You are so linear with your concepts of race. I am not latino. I am a sephardic jew. And a proud one at that.
I will eat my artichokes, hummus and couscous, olive oil and dates and livelong and healthy.
You can stuff your face on white bread, mayonaise, potatoes, lard, ketchup and carageenan based milk type beverages and become obese, suffer from fatty liver syndrome and get diabetes.
You hate everybody who is better looking than u. Thanks, now i feel even more beautiful
The Black race is very diverse, so is the asian one. You are so uneducated it’s hilarious. You just rely on carefully picked through statistics and articles you manipulate to your liking to prove your point.
You probably jerk off to pictures of David Duke. And fantasize about white women you will never get. If you had a real woman (not the inflatable kind) around you wouldnt be posting on here every 5 minutes of your measly life.
I find you highly annoying however non threatening due tothe fact that you are probably too obese, ugly and so socially inept that the odds of you procuring a mate are quite slim. Due to that fact, and the likellhood of you having deficient sperm, caused by your poor diet and lack of sun – Portnoy will not have any offspring to in the world to continue pandering his draconian and ridiculous ideas.
Don’t worry guys,
A few more years and all that Wendy’s will catch up to him…who will be laughing then?
But I support Portnoy’s Complaint! What other nice little arguments would there be to read on here? It’s quite entertaining!
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Sepharidic Jews are hated and discriminated against, and they are shunned by the world’s top racists: the ashkenazi
Look, save all your drivel and waste of typing time.
What I say is true, get off your high horse.
How many countries have your kind BEEN EXPELLED from?
You cannot find enough scapegoats to cover for your people’s conduct and history, which time and time again always proves to be hostile to the host.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
no, what the Yid says is true.
I think the main point of this blog is that white people are, how shall I put it…..
….kinda lame.
then why is a non-white bigot like you trolling here?
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because anti-everybody elses like you troll here, Portnoy!
That and this IS a humor website, and one that hits over .500, at that!
You make no sense. Why would an anti-White bigot post here on this site?
It does make sense that who exposes anti-White Portnoy racism and bigots would post on a White website.
I’m cracking up at all of the ruminating that seems to have gone into discovering why girls wear bangs. I got bangs because I had never had them before and was curious what they would look like on me. I wore them for two years, got bored of them, and am now growing them back out. I really didn’t have a deep reason for doing it and I’m sure most other girls didn’t either.
ah, a true person with sense. Finally!
I am white.
I still prefer the Hispanic “tease up and spray” look, where hair is decorated and molded up into a shelf-like apparatus capable of housing a number of books, or perhaps a mid-sized housecat or groomed fern.
This entry should have been “yogurt.”
When the hell have you ever seen ANYONE but white folk eat yogurt?
are you from Jersey? you seem to be referring to “mall hair.”
Im not from Jersey. I guess thats why I didnt know it was called “mall hair”. Either way, they’re both for retards.
No offense to retards.
Retards of any color. Of course.
weasel……….please do not pollute our gene pool. If you want to flush you ancestors genes down the toilet forever, then mix with a mestizo. Please, if you do decide to be a traitor/fool, don’t later try to pretend or argue that your offspring are White. Cool?
lmao!
you sir have annoyed us long enough. The truth is that we indeed grow stronger with innerbreeding and whatnot do you fear this power or have you not gotten it through your head we will soon come kick your colored-hating ass ^.^ im white too XD
You are not White, obviously, otherwise you would never say that. Sorry.
“…we will soon come kick your colored-hating ass…”
Long Pig taste yum-yum.
what does the “C” stand for in NAACP?
ha ha
GROOMED FERN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow never thought about that. perhaps our bodies crave milk-related products?
Not your best work clander.
Shark. Jumped. Write 1 book and everything goes to shit.
A-fucking-men.
Turn out the liiiigggghhhts,
the party’s oooooover.
They say that alllllllllll
good things must end
Call it a night
The party’s over
And tomorrow starts
The same old thing again
This is bullshit. Bangs are for sorostitutes, and they always do that think where they clip them strait back to the top of their head completely nullifying the hair cut. It looks awful. As a white person I have never noticed this trend nor have I heard any of my male friends talk about how hot bangs are. White guys like hot faces with perky boobs. They couldn’t really care about whether or not the girl has bangs.
it effects your subconcious more than anything O.o
re: clipping them onto the top of their heads
It doesn’t completely nullify the haircut if it’s not done every day – it’s just a different hairstyle. Duh?
It’s really annoying how readers constantly criticize the blog writer. It’s called ’satire’ and is meant to be taken lightly. Of course, not every post is exactly right – let’s face it though, white people do love sweaters! – but that’s what makes it funny. It’s so entertaining because it’s ridiculous. So…*hmph*…white people must love visiting blogs then picking them apart too. Swish!
No one has ever said this before. EVERYONE, TAKE NOTE! Torie’s onto something!
White people love criticizing blogs. That would have been an
excellent entry for that contest!
absurdity for the sake of humor? well I never!
Ugh. I hate girls with bangs. They look like trailer trash.
F U.
Go date a chick with an afro.
my mom has an afro
you must either be black or a girl. if the ladder your eyes are turning green.
the right word is ‘latter’ not ‘ladder’
What? Bangs are not for adulthood, little girls have bangs straight down.
hmm…this got such a negative reaction.
guys with bangs…unacceptable
i have bangs but my hair is curly so girls tend to like it long. idk O.o
ha ha……buy a curl relaxer.
Afro-sheen is good brand.
She’s pretty!
It’s funny because in every single “indie scene”, the chick with bangs is always the most popular.
This is WAY stupid.
Next…
havent you somewhat commented in this way earlier?
Yes, but it is stupid enough to warrant further proclamation.
Oh darn, I used the wrong moniker.
Nice to see the blog get back to normal…the contest thing was pissing me off.
Don’t like the bangs.
http://Behindthelateshow.com
Totally agree.
I wonder if even more popular than ‘girls with bangs’ is ‘girls with bangs with thick, baby-blue, wool beanie caps pulled down over their head so that the bangs peek through on the forehead and nothing else.’ Toss in a nosering and an iPod playing Le Tigre and you’re done.
- Neil
My blog: http://www.1000awesomethings.wordpress.com
Would that be kind of like the chick in Blair Witch Project when she’s all crying, nose running , the flashlight in the dark ..”Mom, Mom, I really love you and Dad, I’m sorry if I ever let you down, sniff…sniff.. ”
http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0066.jpg
(add bangs)
That movie was actually really funny. What kind of schmuck males would allow that chick to lead them out to desolation wilderness, chick loses map, they aren’t prepared for sh*t, and then there’s the ’scary’ lame sticks outside their tents etc. I mean, come on, was anyone ever worried about the kids in Blair Witch? Makes me really appreciate Freddy Kruger.
Oh and here’s some news on how the Bulgarians are handling
‘teh ghey’ pride weekend-
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hPPVP5pSuOhYBaqSzedYwenFMqZgD91JA0O80
this is the lamest entry ive ever seen. im white-i demand better entertainment!
Weiss?
You are not White, you are a Semite.
or Germanic. Semitic? Notsomuch.
I’m happy to say that I’ve never heard of Cobrasnake. Cobra Kai, yes. Cobra Commander, absolutely. Cobrasnake? Nope. I’m relieved to think that I’m neither cool enough to know about it/him/her/them nor so cool that I know about it/him/her/them and disdain it/him/her/them.
Cobra Commander! Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!
I can’t believe how hard I laughed at that. I completely forgot about him.
where exactly did this random crap come from -.-
I’m a girl with those bangs. Trust me, I ain’t popular now.
Kindly do not become one of those White chicks that succumbs to negro advances.
I beg of you.
I am loving your comments. You crack me up.
this one is quality, just like that post about shorts. nobody other than white people wears their bangs like that. or wears shorts.
it might be about time to retire this thing…
i dunno.. alot of asians (including me) have bangs..
my bangs are really.. straight across and they’ve been like that all my life xP they’re pretty annoying and hard to grow out so i’m kinda stuck x[
wtf an asian named ashley….um…but many asians do have bangs…
Who cares? Why would any White guy care?
Only loser Whites would introduce asian genes into our gene pool. Darwinian losers.
What sane White man wants their first born son to have slanted asian eyes?
PS Slanted eyes are just fine for asians, but again, what sane White wants to have children that look NOTHING like them????
well its somewhat true (the post) and i believe the future posts will be better.
I never knew bangs were to keep the hair out of the eyes. LOL. I think white people like Paris. I mean the city not the girl.
Well, you learned something about human biodiversity!
Black hair is kinky and grows up into an afro. White hair is 100% different.
Heidi Klum had bangs, here offspring can never have that. Ever. Nor blue eyes. Destruction.
Really? No black people can have bangs because their hair ALWAYS grows up into an afro?
Well, surprised the hell out of me and my black people hair with bangs.
yup my x had bangs
and she was black…well half american-indian -.-
You two above have proven your bona fides as non-Whites, and/or race-mixers.
Why are you on a White blog?
The same reason your mom was.
She’s ALL over a white “blog”.
well this is true i also like blue eyes (well a silver tint to be more specific) and it seems other races dont have this specific gene and brown eyes are dominant
Gee!!! Newsflash!!!
let the insults begin – i’m a white woman and i prefer bangs. why? i have a huge forehead and if i didn’t have bangs i would look like i belong in a freak show – scaring children and little puppies.
so there. i’ve said it.
lol my point exactly and its nice that most of this post isnt racist for a change. and to put it better its little children and puppies lol
This blog is about the White race.
So’s your mom.
ALL about the white race (but she’ll take a black if she can’t find a white man).
High foreheads are much more attractive than low ones. Some say they’re a sign of intelligence.
Not that I have one or anything…
Good Lord.
I just heard about this site today, and usually sites like these have great comment sections.
Who pissed in all of your organic yogurt cups???
I feel like I’m sitting at a table full of double-collared Yale grads named Lance, Kip and Hastings, all bitching because the crust on their seasoned wheat loaf falls half a digit below their preference on Moh’s Hardness Scale.
(Insert sound of geophysicists laughing.)
Well, since everyone else seems to do it here, I’ll do it too. If you want a down-home, offensive, immature, short-entry blog, here you go. Leave your penny loafers at the home page. If your an elitist intellectual snob, please DO NOT click below. Peace!
http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/
1. your a waiter arent you. LOL 2. some of what you say is true. 3. that link is for fags -.- so a waste of 10 seconds.
Sorry, no, we fags love men. These people apparently love to hate them. Completely different, actually.
Funny too, though, in its own misandristic way…
Fags have high STD rates when compared to Heterosexuals.
Pride?
Yeah, let’s have a “parade” to celebrate it. Ha ha…. what a joke.
What’s a joke is your lame attempt to pick a flame war.
*yawn*
“I have no response to that” (Joe Versus the Volcano)
You have no response because you know what I say is true, and there’s nothing you could say or do that would make it untrue.
I feel sorry for you.
No, I have no response to your obvious attempt to pick a fight because I’ve seen you on this board and you have nothing in your head I wish to have in mine.
I refuse to get in a flame war with you regarding your perception — if you perceive that to be true, I’m not going to argue with you.
My perception is quite different.
But you’re not really interested in that are you? You’re more interested in making some argument supported with pseudo-substantiated statistics so you can feel superior to others who don’t share your penchant for argument.
You may pity me if you like. The feeling is mutual.
well, actually you’re right. I’m sorry that i’m such a dork. I really need some help.
namaste,
pc
duh – I get it, most of the recent “Portnoy’s Complaint” posts are by different people. *clearly* the last is characteristically _not_ him. thanks random person for making the obvious, well, uh, obvious! :S
nice! lol I should laugh at my own argumentative self too! XD
namaste,
me
By replying, you have succumbed to his goading. You lose. P’s C wins.
I love you Jenny Lewis!!!
My hairstyle works again!…if I try something else I look wrong.
Do white people like They Might Be Giants? There’s thing song about bangs they wrote…
http://tmbw.net/wiki/Bangs
HAHA! I’m glad to know I am not the only person who thought of that. I’ve had that song stuck in my head since I started reading this entry.
Me too!
Yup TMBG is embarrassingly white – old school style.
This is beyond stupid……
Ok, this is a step in the right direction towards getting back to form. But the end line is completely off. Rather, its usually this girl who secretly WANTS to be popular/the center of attention, but tries to act as though she could care less (and is too cool to care). Usually these girls are just fucking dorks w/ a make-over and very few can pull it off b/c they’re just not good enough looking. Its actually a hard hair cut for a girl to look good in. Of course, this doesn’t stop white women though. For example, check out all the older white women w/ androgynous hair cuts that make them looks like transgender men wearing women’s clothing? Do these cows think they’re Audrey Hepburn or something? That’s white women for ya’.
You are an asshole.
Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle BLACK.
thats something my grandma often says, and i agree with portnoy somewhat. (im really starting to hate this the idiots are getting to me -.-) but some of what ml said is true. its a haircut for a pretty face.
By far, in the USA the most obese women are black. Try cutting back on the TV, and observe reality.
wrong.
You haven’t been to the DMV or any government office recently have you? LOL!! Hispanics may possibly be fatter.
And yet, I LOVE IT when obese Hispanic women break wind in my face!
and i want to lick it
fake
Dude, YOU’RE fake!
Huh?
Chicks with bangs are hot. Well white chicks, at least.
She bang? Sorry to quote a bad song lyric. What about white people and cooking shows?
White people (men) are the only real chefs in the world, and throughout history.
Julia Child is the only exception.
what about…MIKE TYSON XDDDDD
Why? Didn’t she look like a man and they never had any children.
???
White men are the best chefs and the only people who have set foot on the moon.
Go cry non-White haters of whites.
I wonder why that is? Couldn’t be the insane machismo in the locker room, I mean kitchen.
You wonder why that is??
There isn’t one single rocket scientist to be found south of the Rio Grande all the way to the South Pole.
BE WARNED HOWEVER:
(on dating the girl with bangs)
sometimes having bangs means the girl is just trying to hide her freakish five-head and there is a distinct possibility her hair is slowly thinning/receding and she will one day look like mr. drummond.
methodicalnouns.blogspot.com
ha this is so true its somewhat scarey…billboard brow XD
You were thinking of Christina Ricci when you wrote this, weren’t you?
ye’ ye’ Girls
Jeannie Shrimpton circa 1965
et al
Seismic semiotic waves of cultural proportions.
Betty Page
Well, this explains Zooey Deschanel.
man, i have been skeptical about this blog for a while, but sometimes the dude just nails it. this is one of those times. thank you for a much-needed laugh.
he “audio book sample” is horrible…. is that for real?
Canadian chanteuse Serena Ryder!
http://www.cbc.ca/radio2/cms/images/20070328seren/SerenaRyder04.jpg
GAYDAR….GOING HAYWIRE….GAYDAR.
(Dude, please don’t give the minority men the very false impression that white men are gay and notice “bangs” on women. I don’t even think I’ve heard a gay man use the term bangs in conjunction with women; you’re entering a brave new “ubergay” world here. Fuck, I caught seven strands of teh ghey just by your use of the term.
The picture you display isn’t even considered “bangs”, I see a discernable part. This is a woman with bangs: http://www.adpunch.org/images/nelly-furtado_25.jpg)
nelly fertado…wtf
hmmm…This is a stretch…it is funny, but I don’t think applies to the general stereotyping of white people…even though this blog makes fun of the “liberal urban white person”, this blog gets way to specific. The next post needs to be many more generalized…
oh so very true ^.^
I just gave myself bangs…
how you do that O.o
Comb hair down starting from where said bangs are to “start”, pull together created panel/column of hair running from one edge of the face to the other, cut across at around eyebrow level. Ta da! Bangs!
… you had a question, I offered an answer. D:
Gee!
White people don’t have kinky hair. Big news!!!
Only Whites have fine hair.
Ha ha……how about Heidi Klum? She had to ask others how to comb HER OWN CHILDRENS’ hair.
What a loser. A traitor who fouled our gene pool.
thats an odd view but did in a previous topic i posted that it was proven that Inner-racial breeding strengthens our genes (im white fyi) and my x was black and had some cool bangs ^.^
dysgenic
look it up.
You could not be more wrong.
That pseudo-science is wack. Stephen Jay Gould said so.
I think I may change from Portnoy to the above.
Hipster paradox: When people start liking something it suxs
white broads make me sick, full of shit bitches, all a white twat is good for is being a fucking bitch!
If all you watch is porn, then this is true. Put the laptop down and step into the real world.
Yeah Jenny Lewis!!!!!!
keep it up.
LOVE her. Love the topic.. these are getting more interesting.
Bangs seem to ad a spark of sexy to a girl. They look good on a lot of girls.
http://www.culturallycool.com
depends on her face. she has to have a pretty face for this look to work.
Wow, I’ve never seen the use of bangs dissected like this…I think its a bit of a stretch for a post.
Bangs are also great for hiding a rather large forehead. Wonder if big foreheads are a white thing??
Haven’t you ever heard the expressions “high brow” or “low brow”?
what about Unibrow?
Frida Kahlo.
Wasn’t she a jew or a jew sympathizer?
Yeah…..once again. This stuff is so easy.
Any anti-White racist, or liberal White-hating white want to discuss this further?????
ha ha
FK was a brilliant artist. You are just jealous
Her art is primitive. Take another look at it here:
http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/uhdfh.JPG
White people with intelligence would never consider her art “brilliant”, nor would they ever be jealous of it.
Mike P: You must not be white.
But she got to make it with all the coolest dudes.
as white as they cum
no its just as common among the black people with your weaves and whatnot -.-
Jesus, guy, how many white people do you actually know? I’m not saying that your blog isn’t funny, but a vastly more apropriate title would be “Stuff Middle/Upper Class White Liberals Like.” And unless you live in a bubble, you should know that this constitutes but a small percentage of the American Caucasian population (do you live in a bubble? If so, please forgive my insensitivity). Or are you suggesting that the girl who lives next door to me, who has a pair of stainless steel testicles dangling from the trailer hitch of her red Ford F150, is not white?
Now, being a white liberal, I do like some of the stuff you write about. Hell, I know a few people who pretty much like it all. But I know A LOT more white people who like the following things:
1. AC/DC
2. Bud Light in a can
3. Toby Keith
4. complaining about black people/immigrants/gays
5. emulating black people
6. gimmicky chain restaurants
7. George W. Bush
8. patriotic bumper stickers
9. Home Improvement reruns
10. The Good Ole Days
I could go on…
Damn, I almost forgot about NASCAR.
I think the whole joke here is that “white people” get lumped into one group stereotype – like the way there is a stereotyped group for “black people” and “asian people”, etc. It’s sort of ironically making fun of white yuppies in the process, since they are loathe to be seen as lumping people into stereotypes, even though they do it to some extent anyways.
No, the issue is that much of the ant-White satire here represents the current state of the White race, and its degradation from ALL of our grandparents generation.
Sickness has set in. All the non-white races see it, and discuss it when you duped liberal whites are not around.
They have kids while you worship your “dog”.
its not called Stuff Middle/Upper Class White Liberals Like because that’s way too long. They guy grew up in a downtown Toronto neighbourhood and these types of people are most common. Toronto is not a conservative town. That is why stevie Harper dislikes it.
Stephen Harper is going to “hot carl” Stephane Dion and his fifteen billion dollar carbon tax grab next election, though Torontonians will still be stupid enough to vote to raise their own taxes and kill their own economy, because over half of them are immigrants and have the option of cashing out and returning to their non-Kyoto compliant countries with their ill begotten employment equity loot when it comes time to pay the bill.
Toronto is worse off these days.
here is proof, here are two idiot that will never again celebrate “diversity”:
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/06/13/double-shooting-in-entertainment-district.aspx
This isn’t called stuff rednecks like either…
Rednecks are White. They don’t race-mix.
“rednecks” will actually have White children, whereas the liberal dupe white in many cases will not.
It is important that liberal White traitors who flush their genes down the toilet forever, and end their ancestors lines, do not later try to claim that their half-breeds are White. Deal?
Rednecks don’t race mix?
You must not have never been to West Virginia, or any large military base, for that matter.
West Virginia is one of the most White states in the USA, so your’re 1/2 wrong right out of the shoot. WV is scots-irish and it remains so to this day.
Regarding our brave men in the military, fighting a zionist war, I agree that at least on the “TV newsshow profiles” etc. they usually choose to highlight and film a race-mixer family.
Do you have real stats to back up that White military men are race-mixers? or just TV imagery (which loves pushing anti-white propaganda)?
You’re a moron, Sean Gilroy. This site is not an actual sociological study of Caucasian people. It’s lampooning white, liberal yuppies by massing them all under the heading of “White People,” as if they were anything BUT a tiny segment of the overall population.
you’d be surprised how many “whites” think this is real.
NPR and other jewish-inspired media losers try to make this crap orthodoxy, which just show how deep their hatred for real Whites is.
I’m a homo
Ira Glass is calling you back into the staff meeting! Hurry.
NONE OF THE REDNECKS WHO LIKE THAT STUFF SPEND ENUFF TIME ON THE WEB TO JUSTIFY THE BLOG ABOUT IT.
get you own name
What’s wrong with Rednecks?
nothing.
They are less “inbred” than are the ashkenazi jews from Eastern Europe.
Far more honest people also.
Jesus – you pain-in-the-arse yankee pricks!
I had to google it to find out what you were on about.
So Bangs is a fucking FRINGE!
Speak English you illiterate colonials!
Speak German you woad-smeared Angle dogs!
The English language has been bastardized by so many non-whites that speak it.
Another White language, that of Spain, has similarly been screwed over big-time by these types.
Hey Limey,
We also refer to plaits as ‘braids.’
and in case it comes up – ‘boot’ is a ‘trunk’ , and a ‘fanny’ is a ‘v-j-j’ – watch Oprah to get that translation
get your own name
For WHITES: Oprah Winfrey’s modus operandi is to make middle-class Whites look totally FOOLISH.
Sure, she always includes a “black” counterpart to these same stories, but that’s only done to hide her true agenda, which is to make Whites look ridiculous.
PS Stedman is a front. Gayle is Oprah’s real lover. Wake up whites.
Get your own name you self-hating jow
“jow”? “O” isn’t anywhere near “e” on the keyboard! Are you high or something?
lol!
SO GOOD!! I would personally give up my legs for a night with Jenny Lewis.
Great one, very true! Best one that’s been written in a while. I was afraid the book deal had ruined the website, but this shows you’ve still got it.
_______________
All people love: http://whatiwatchedlastnight.blogspot.com/
You are wrong or at least referring to only a subset of white women (of which I am one so I KNOW right?)
White Women Bang Wearers:
subset #1: Young girls (6-11 years old) parents choice
subset#2: Young women ( 20-28–but very short bangs with
formally nerdy– now cool glasses– is the trend with brunette or dark colored long or short hair ; different sub-sub set for blonds (very long-in the eyes- bangs with long hair)
subset#3:Older women (over 40 or any age that is worrying about wrinkles and considering Botox) medium length bangs for any hair color; for the practical purpose of hiding forehead wrinkles.
Joni Mitchell’s photo was from the 60″s when most women wore their hair with a part down the middle and definitely no bangs. She would have been accepted with bangs due to her “artsy” connection. Now she would easily fit the criteria for subset # 3 ( if she still has all her hair and is not wearing a scarf instead)
All other ages prefer no bangs no matter what length or color.
Perhaps you were actually commenting on the alarming trend for white men in their 20-30 wearing bangs?
honeybee has a point about the glasses- i can’t believe “Horn-Rimmed Glasses” or something similar hasn’t been a post yet- can this be written please??? nerdy glasses are so white.
this has been covered.
“trendy” glasses are jew. Think “oliver peoples”.
White people have beautiful eyes and noses, and DO NOT need to obscure them with trendy glasses.
If you are White, and reading this, and like “trendy” glasses, then you have been had. Wake up.
Ha , that pic reminds me of my high school hair, back in the last millennium. I don’t know if that pic correctly represents the diversity within the larger bangs community and possibly is part of the whole politics of hair exclusion and oppression. I mean, you have Betty Page bangs, which carries a whole different set of implications than say- Stevie Nicks bangs, Spock/Mod/Gay bangs- then you have to deal with those that play on the fringe- the tragic ‘wisps’, not accepted by true Marsha Brady Long n Silky 4H club hair, but displaced in historical time, the tendrils and wisps being kind of a Victorian/Gibson girl phenomenon. And then their is “bad hair, good hair’ and White People hair Guilt. In any case, let’s not comb all bangs with the same brush.
good post.
Only the White race has that kind of diversity and options with hair.
Ha , that pic reminds me of my high school hair, back in the last millennium. I don’t know if that pic correctly represents the diversity within the larger bangs community and possibly is part of the whole politics of hair exclusion and oppression. I mean, you have Betty Page bangs, which carries a whole different set of implications than say- Stevie Nicks bangs, Spock/Mod/Gay bangs- then you have to deal with those that play on the fringe- the tragic ‘wisps’, not accepted by true Marsha Brady Long n Silky 4H club hair, and displaced in historical time, the tendrils and wisps being kind of a Victorian/Gibson girl phenomenon. And then there is “bad hair, good hair’ and White People hair Guilt. In any case, let’s not comb all bangs with the same brush.
My wife has bangs but they’re different than the bangs she used to have. Everytime she gets a “new” hairstyle she always ends up with bangs. Once she went for a “bangless” hairstyle and spent the entire month wearing a hat until her bangs came back. She’s white.
Get a new homepage: http://www.linkrow.com
Experiment for the willing:
Run a google search…click on the ads and send me an email letting me know how many and what ads you clicked on.
LMAO you have GOT to be kidding me!!! I dont even know how i found this website, but it is DEFINITELY my new favorite. I cannot stop laughing!
ha! very insightful!
This is so true… every time there is something new on this site I am horrified/amused to find it relates directly to me and I realise what a huge bunch of cultural bullshit I am…. I got bangs and considered myself cooler instantly! I hate myself!
You should. I hate you too. And so does everyone else.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
rachel is a hebrew name.
I can see how this relates to you, because most of clander’s version of “white” is jewified white trash, not real White.
Typo in the first sentence, you forgot an “is.” Pointing that out probably makes me excessively “white.”
It doesn’t, however, make me any less correct vis-a-vis standard English.
Bangs are hot, I should know. I have them.
Black people like bangs also; ven though they are many times weave (fake hair).
Uh, I think bangs are dumb. The things that a typical “trying to be cool” white person does to their body to make themselves cooler usually isn’t all that great. Piercings, tattoos, bangs. Well, of course Mohawks might be the exception, because really if you are into extreme sports this is the most efficient way to announce your affiliation.
I agree. Well said, for a semite (schwarz).
Are there any Whites on this blog?
Portnoy – your membership expired – can you renew?
NAMBLA is a homosexual organization, did they march in the Pride parade in your city?
you should know, big bear!
don’t forget lester bangs. white people love him too.
You think people in here actually read?
Hmm that LooK aint all that..and im White daMMit
you forgot to mention cat power/chan marshall!!!
i can’t believe no one has pointed this out yet.
Yeah, but Chan’s recently been rocking a ponytail look, so do her might bangs still count? She is a pretty darned mighty and awesome musician, though.
I have no idea what a might bang is either.
MUSSOLINI WAS AN ITALIAN MAN CRUCIFIED JEWISH STYLE
My daughter cannot get enough of the movie The “Devil Wears Prada.” When Anne Hathaway makes her transformation from dowdy nerdy girl to fashion maven in the making, they take her slightly curly hair, straighten it completely and give her bangs. Very heavy and “chic” bangs. Oh my.
If you’ve ever read Little House on the Prairie, you know that when that when this hairstyle first got started back in the 60’s (that’s the 1860’s folks) it was called “the lunatic fringe.”
LOL : )
white people don’t like “devil wears prada”, sorry
Who’s the girl in the picture? Bangs or not, she’s very lovely.
jenny lewis , i guess.
Is she like the American version of Emily Haines?
That girl is ONE FINE White woman.
Only a White male and a White female COULD EVER produce a specimen that looks like that!!!!
Cheers!
I thought bangs came in with the big in the 1920s. And that definitely came from Asia, as did much of art deco.
wow u r sooo educated u just impressed all the other white ppl here!!!
“In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with one of these haircuts.”
Oh man – I am that nerdy white girl.
Rudy you fucking sick homo, how are your hamsters? Sick fucking weird asshole, cornhole shit eating freak.
this website is hilarious, but i’d just like to comment that it would be more suitably named “stuff white hipsters like”
Oh please, tell us one more time what only a million other commenters have already hypothesized
not quite
There are some White hipsters that are not limp, bad postured loser liberals.
Many of these real hipsters are stand-up uys, bartenders, heteros, guys who are in bands (usually lead guitar), etc.
They are not effeminate at all.
well amanda, i just recently started reading this site….way to be rude…..feel better about yourself now?
I have bangs and they are free cause I cut them myself. White people are fools for spending so much money at hair dressers. For bangs, no less. At least get it dyed if you’re putting out that kind of capital. (Another thing I do myself, for the price of supplies, that always comes out just as well as a salon)
Through experience, I’d say 80% of girls with the aforementioned bangs are on Zoloft. Damn’d shame.
me too, Lucy, me too.
You had me at Jenny Lewis’s pic. Smitten, as always.
i’m white. i have asymmetrical bangs. other young white people love my bangs. i have little trouble getting banged. it works out for me. amazingly enough, my hip friends of minority descent love my style.
for those of you who criticize this blog for only catering to young, hip, urban white people, please note that CLander discusses the right kind of white people vs. the wrong kind of white people in previous posts.
can i bang you?
i didn’t think your comments could get any grosser. but they have reached a level of grossness to the point that i might have nightmares. porty, you really are sounding a lot desperate but i can understand why.
is that a yes?
that’s the fake Portnoy, notice the capital “C”.
crystal, in the city you live in you are the minority. Hipsters rarely live in White areas, even in Europe, which shows how anti-white they really are. Freaks of evolution with astounding arrogance for what by any objective measure would be rejected in a healthy race of people.
No wonder our birthrate is so low. Hipsters don’t reproduce many offspring to give Whites more generations.
Hipsters usually live in minority filled armpit neighborhoods, and yet amazingly the hipster thinks living around illiterate non-white immigrants represents “culture”. LOL!!!!
Someone should interview these silent immigrants and ask them what they really think of the hipster in their midst. Here is a White person handed everything, who wastes it all, doesn’t reproduce, and totally clueless. The immigrant must be bewildered at the degradation of so many Whites.
What’s it saying?
It’s saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,
chitty chitty,
(Bang – Bang)
Bang Bang!
chitty chitty
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You’ll turn everybody’s head today.
We’ll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we’ll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend…..(hold)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.
I hate you.
If you hate him so much, why don’t you smite him, already!!!!!!!!!
that’s a troll. Probably not a white person.
You’re a troll.
I am God of the Trolleys
fake post again
I think any White person on a SWPL blog that says Whites should preserve their unique diversity and genes is not a troll.
A troll would be someone who thinks there is no differences in races. That person is confused about whether to claim “we are the the same” or “celebrate our diversity”.
Which is it btw???? lol!
i shave my pubes and my chest
He who refers to himself as “God”, is, in fact, a troll, as we know there is only one true god: me.
ok! maybe I will!
This is a brilliant shinning example of why to stop giving a shit about VICE. As the writer so aptly pointed out, “these same things are hated by cooler white people”…
VICE, HIPSTERS, VBS.TV, YOU SUCK… Not that you’re shitty people, but you’re shitty people.
When will corporate America realize your brand is lame, flushed down the drain with that 20 million you blew from VIACOM, morons.
Not to be mean, but hipsters today aren’t very smart.
They are extremely gullible – hence Vice’s popularity.
Most probably barely know who Joni Mitchell is, and Jane Birkin? forget it (although they likely know the bag named after her)
clander you expect too much from your flock
true. One of my hispanic friends has bangs and i was there when a black girl at work called her “white girl bangs”.
definitely.
the non-whites are far more racistly aware than are Whites.
The only deracinated people in the entire world are duped liberal Whites, and they are hurting the White race.
All nonwhites (I don’t care if Toronto or anywhere else) are totally racistly aware, and they LAUGH at duped de-racinated Whites.
Anyone really care to debate this?
i pooped myself
I prefer people making racial (not racist: I may be aiming high here, but we all know the difference right?) comments to everyone pretending there is no difference. That’s life man.
Most non-Whites are expert racists.
Even a White CEO, business owner, politician, or professor is usually NO MATCH in a racist/racial conversation with a non-White, even when dealing with a drop-out.
This really needs to change, and Whites need to learn how the “racist” game is played and worked.
If non-Whites spent a fraction of the time they spend on “racism” and whining and working the system over it, then they could get on with their lives and stop sponging off White society.
Even a low IQ drop-out has a higher “racist” IQ than does the educated White person. You see this all the time on anti-White shows like Bill Maher. The racist rapper who is probably illiterate STILL knows more about being racist, than does the honest, happy-go lucky Whites he puts on there. Whites need to study this and shut these idiots up.
If SWPL is an example of White literacy when it comes to dealing with anti-White racists, we are in sorry shape.
PS Some whites might find this “racist” article interesting as to the above:
http://www.vdare.com/stix/080626_judges.htm
Towson U. “Great Debaters” Mau Mau Liberal Judges
That website hurts my eyes. I have to say a lot of rightwingers are shit for design. Why make everything so big and bold? Respect your audience for crissakes.
LOL! Post more!
You’re starting to lose inspiration I think.
No way! Wake up, Rip Van STINKle- bangs are awful. Unless they’re really grown out into one of those side-swept things that are almost no longer bangs. I think Meryl Streep rocks those sometimes,
Beards, the male counterpart. Beards beards beards. Beards beards beards beards beards, the male counterpart. Beards.
beards are muslim.
Whites have beards yes, but many are clean-shaven and proud of it.
Muslims *might* well have this one right. Shaving is a “gateway” metrosexual practice, leading to harder metrosexualism, such as tying sweaters around one’s shoulders and voting Obama. A beard where I live up north is a practical necessity 6 months of the year. What is the scientific\biological\Darwinist\sociological basis for shaving anyway? Look pretty like a girl? Display more face to transact business?
Take following with huge grain of salt:
“Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown. Researchers found that women are more attracted to men with stubbly chins than those with clean-shaven faces or full beards.
…
The explanation for the preference is not clear, but experts in human evolution say that that facial hair may be a signal of aggression because it boosts the apparent size of the lower jaw, emphasising the teeth as weapons.”
They were also asked how desirable each man would be as a short-term or long-term partner. Faces with full beards were judged to be the most masculine, aggressive and socially mature. They were also thought to look five years older.
They were rated the least attractive and the worst choice for a short-term relationship. Men with light beards were considered the most dominant. Those with light stubble were rated the most attractive and as the ideal romantic partner for the short or long term.
Clean-shaven men finished bottom for masculinity, dominance, aggression, and social maturity, and they were the least favoured choice as a long-term partner. They came second-to-last for attractiveness.
“Facial hair, or beardedness, is a powerful sociosexual signal, and an obvious biological marker of sexual maturity. Facial hair may have been sexually selected by females on the basis of associated male success, despite its threatening appearance. Clean-shaven faces therefore may suggest appeasement, as well as being an obvious sign of sexual immaturity,” the Telegraph quoted the researchers, as saying.
“Increasing levels of facial hair were associated with increased perceptions of aggression, in that bearded faces were perceived as being the most aggressive, whilst clean-shaven faces were rated as being the least aggressive. And as facial hair increased in a linear fashion, so did female ratings of masculinity and dominance,” they added. ”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/06/29/scistubble129.xml
very interesting and thanks for sharing it.
i shave my pubes
Good post! Very interesting.
i’m gay
Totes dude. The 70’s beardy dude is even stock vector art for clichéd hipster posters etc…
So true!
Stay White and your children will thank you FOREVER for it.
Stop diluting your strong African bloodlines NOW!
Hey, white, think anyone will listen?
No one will listen to you because blacks WANT a whiter gene infusion. Are you obtuse? Lighter-skinned blacks discriminate against the darker blacks. Everyone knows this.
So, the White gene pool gets diluted, and the black gene pool gets diluted too, but blacks see it as an improvement.
One thing is for sure: mulattos inherit the black kinky hair genes, and therefore bangs are rare amongst the offspring of race-mixers. Look at Obama, could never have bangs.
So, if you are White and like beautiful White hair in all its diversity (which no other race has), then you have to stay White.
Nobody listens? Then why do White-haters pump out this kind of stuff? Why have so an White liberals been so throughly taught so well?
Nobody listens? I sure hope Whites don’t listen to those that hate us:
Race-mixing propaganda aimed at teens on WeTV
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this unnecessary and stomach turning propaganda aimed at teen-agers under the guise of trying to teach a lesson about teen pregnancy.
They went out of their way to mix up the races of the babies and the couples.
The teen audience will be so focused on the race mix-up they will never get the purported message on child-rearing.
Out of five “families”, THREE are race mixed! Making it look like race-mixing is the norm!
http://www.wetv.com/baby-borrowers/couple-profiles
no one will ever breed with me…
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Look, if you are a White liberal, please take care to not foul our gene pool with your lack of foresight.
only if you don’t foul it with your lack of foreskin, yid-monster
lack of foreskin/mutiliation is YID!!!!
plenty of catholics do it too. my priest was circumsized
Then your priest was a jew. Figures.
Oh, I LOVE it when Portnoy talks to himself!
You really should go outside, get some fresh air in your lungs! And I’m sure Vivian’s missing you.
Think about it, man, there’s a whole world out there, of such beauty, and yet, yet you sit there, writing these horrid things (you should be ashamed of yourself for what you said to Jess!) that you obviously don’t mean. You spend SO much time here, what do you actually gain from posting here?
At the end of the day, you can only be pitied. Remember, Portnoy, Youth and Time are fleeting. For your own sake, you best be on your way…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yheo2AgNywU&feature=related
Why and under what circumstances were you checking your priest for foreskin? Inquiring minds want to know!
Kevin Garnett is the most perfect male specimen out there.
Women find black men extremely manly. Not everyone needs their boyfriends to be manly (hello Dan Humphrey) but if that’s what you’re into, then keep it black. Same with Arab and Mediterranean, not better but definitely more masculine.
Bangs, huh? Never heard that one before! Cute!
http://theFitnessDiva.blogspot.com
oh dear this blog is very much like my life, but i think it’s hilarious! … i have dated a guy in a band you like (or you would, if you’d heard of them). but my bangs cost <20$.
what dont you name this site for what it really is..
stuff white hipsters like
because then it wouldn’t be funny… Congrats on completely missing the point
oh, is it supposed to be funny now? you’re right, im completely missing the point.
when the site is working (graduate school, new balance, new york, coffee) its working great
all im saying is he’s entering grey territory here, moving from relatable to obscure .. im sure less and less people are understanding these references (having myself endured the sad, painful world of hipster-emo-indieness … i unfortunately am getting these)
listen you fag-ass “hipster-emo-indie” person — did it ever occur to you that you are probably 1/3 of the man your grandfather was?
you putz i already said that!!
oh. excuse me. next time ill make sure to read through 15 pages of comments to make sure its an original
Yes. Dead on. I love my bangs!
This explains the cult fan base that Velma from Scooby Doo has enjoyed for so many years.
Haha, this article… so much truth to it. Speaking of which, I believe my Environmental professor at Penn had bangs. Actually, she was quite hot if I’m not mistaken.
The problem with bangs, as with most hairstyles is that not all chicks can pull them off. Unfortunately, the ones who shouldn’t wear bangs are typically the ones who wear them. Same theory applies to a nude beach…it’s always the women you don’t want to see naked that take advantage of bathing nude.
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
The bangs combined with the giant, oversized teeth is a harbinger of the apocalypse.
The comment about how indie girls with bangs are the “most popular” is dead on true. But the most popular ones often have the most jacked up bangs.
Some of these hoes will dye their hair jet black and cut their bangs straight across to go for the “Betty Page” look, nine times out of ten they are busting their fat asses out of their torn up fishnets and you can barely tell where their shirt arms end and tattoos begin.
The other extreme would be those really, extremely skinny emaciated girls who have the “Tegan and Sara” type bangs that look like they got into a fight with a flobee and lost. These girls are very conspicious with their 1970 Sears’ girls collection outfits and parliament lights.
Then, there are those girls with the extremely short bangs like winona ryder in Beetlejuice. This started out as a goth look but has now crossed over into the indie scene. I assume they cut their bangs so short so that nobody will mistake the “look of disgust” on their faces as they hang out in their favorite dive bar/coffee shop/obscure music venue and not dance.
The fact that these hoes never pay for a drink at the bar is a testament to the white affectation with bangs, because so many choose what looks “edgy” over what looks “pretty”, “asthetically pleasing” or “age-appropriate”
Of course it’s true! I’ve been to many “scene shows” and had a few PBR’s with those folks. Glad that was one trend I didn’t take part in.
I am laughing out loud.
Yup, you deserve the full spelling, hilarious.
I think it’s just amazing how you come upp with all that stuff white people like. Brilliant
And good idea to have the book also in audio, I think it’s a great idea to listen to a audio book while driving. A good use of the time it takes to go to work or between places.
Agreed! I’m white, and I love girls with bangs!
Is this a little old? I mean, I did the whole bangs thing a over year ago and got tired of it, so now I’m growing them out.
I don’t even know what bangs are. I looked at the picture, but still couldn’t figure out what they really are.
If you’d like to see stuff a white Brazilian woman likes, go here: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
(no porn, and no bangs, either – whatever that is).
This blog causes Climate Change – think before you click…
…..you’re at that computer—which is using electricity, which was likely produced by burning some fossil fuel—you’re indirectly responsible for emitting another 60 grams of CO2 per hour.
Alex Wissner-Gross, a physics doctoral student at Harvard, and Tim Sullivan, a history of art doctoral student at Yale, have created a small piece of software—a “widget,” in Web 2.0 parlance—that publishers can plug into the code of their websites. The widget, called CO2Stats, measures the amount of time visitors spend on each page, adds it up, calculates the amount of carbon dioxide released as a result, and displays the running total. The idea is to make publishers (and readers) more aware that the Internet—as a giant collection of servers and routers and phone lines and fiber-optic cables and networking devices and home PCs that all run on electricity—has a real environmental impact.
“Information communications technology in the industrialized world accounts for about 2 percent of overall CO2 emissions,” says Wissner-Gross. “One could say ‘It’s only 2 percent of the pie, so let’s attack transportation or some other carbon source,’ but that’s not being visionary enough. Information technologies are some of the easiest-to-attack portions of the pie.”
Great point! Clander should spend some of his white $ to make SWPL a carbon-free blog!
BUY SOME CARBON OFFSETS!
Great point? That has to be the stupidest article I have ever read.
What’s with all the fake Portnoy posts lately? including the above?
Yeah let’s all listen to “Wissner-Gross” and get off the Internet and back to the old jewish inspired models of limited communication and propaganda sources.
Let’s all migrate back to the NY Times, Foxjews (neocon), and the View for our talmud lessons!
this sounds like the rantings of a self-hating jew trying to gain acceptance from the white community and/or add more pain to his parents’ view of him – like not going to med school wasnt enough.
you guys, kindly stop hijacking my name on these fake posts!!!
you think you own a name. looser.
My next non-white jewish name is “joy behar”!!!!!
porty: i did some research and found a GREAT jewish therapist in your area. she’s there for all of your deep transference needs.
therapy is for JEWS and only Jews.
Whites should shun that jew-inspired confusion. Ugh.
Whites in therapy are jewified failures.
only some girls can pull off bangs but if they can, mmm =)
Now I know where the big bang theory came from.
Why did the girl eat bullets?
So she could grow bangs.
Yes the question I would say that I am asked the most, is about my artwork, which is my farting. I have brought farting to an art form. I will post later the date of my next fart in, you can come an inhale the joy of my shit gas, I’m sure you will be enthralled! Run along now and go fuck yourself.
I have yet to earn my bangs.
But I can’t wait until I do!
:]
This one is pretty weak. Running on fumes now.
it all depends. this one ranks in like, my top 10. maybe there’s more than one type of white person?
No, there is only one type of white person and this is the blog about the things they like. Speaking of which, they all love Fonzie:
Look! There’s a shark! Quick, let’s jump it!
Oh, and sarcasm. They really like sarcasm.
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
nice post…now i know, hairstyle too symbolizes something…
I’m still waiting for the sideways ponytail to come back.
Those are stupid.
so fucking true
I am so excited about your book!
Bangs are totally a white woman rite of passage. What to hit the nail on the head! I share this website with everyone!
Thanks for being so funny
Having bangs does not equal popularity….or at least not in my neck of the woods….quite the opposite actually
this blog used to amuse me, now it’s just one of those things that gets on my nerves. way to get a book deal. your blog has jumped the shark and is no longer funny.
this book jumped the shark weeks ago
the real Portnoy doesn’t use weasel phrases like “jump the shark”.
you dont like happy days? with the great yid Henry Winkler?
I liked Winkler better as the yid-lawyer (redundant?) in Arrested Development.
Do Girls with Bangs care about Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
Yes they do. It is Whites people that fund all that stuff.
Tribal people. Interesting term. Why is it that liberals do not support Whites’ rights to control their own borders in Europe, the USA, Australia, Canada, etc.
If one were to objectively look at it, one would have to conclude it’s a genocide program against Whites.
Hilarious. Simply hilarious. No, you’ve not yet jumped the shark. Keep on plumbing cuz you’ve got years of material left.
I actually think this one is a bit of a stretch.
But only a really white person would still say “jump the shark.” Impressive Helen. Very impressive.
can you combine Asian Girls w/ Girls w/ Bangs?
or have a Guys with Bangs, for gender-equality?
thanks 0
guys have bangs a lot, but 50% of white people consider them emo. Therefore, guys with bangs are just not like girls with bangs. Hence the awful gender prejudice against guys with bangs.
intersting…i havent seen the guys w/ bangs look yet – or i havent noticed it yet. i’ll keep me eye out for it
Moe Howard.
the jew stooge from the 1930’s.
bowl cut.
bangs.
5 foot 3 inches tall
WHATEVER MAN, THIS WHITE CHICK HAS HAD BANGS SINCE COMING OUT OF THE WOMB (OR MAYBE A YEAR LATER).
not to sound rude, but when i first saw this website i imagined an asian hipster from a small town in vermont who was the only asian person in his town and that’s why he knew so much about white people. i was so excited that someone who wasnt white was so right about me. but then i saw your picture on the book, and i was so disappointed. i felt betrayed. i bet you’re not even from vermont.
it’s better to not look at reality. Use the white people imagination and believe the author is what you think!
Wow Rebecca, you really are a jerk.
Yeah, really, dude gives us all some nice humor to brighten our day, and you just insult him ’cause he’s an ugly redhead. Not cool.
What kind of idiotic White retard would hope to read a White blog written by an asian?
White liberals are the most f*cked up, and self-hating idiots in the world today.
My theory is that White liberals and hipsters have degraded to such a degree from the caliber of their grandparents that they are only 1/3 as White.
Many of today’s Whites who visit this site, who are so “proud” of being White (that’s why they are here), see nothing wrong with destroying their genes and denying their OWN OFFSPRING the ability to be White, and share in their ancestors’ backgrounds.
I beg to differ. My haircut cost 60 dollars. Cash.
Okay, debit.
Bought your book today and showed it around to some non-internet folks. Very funny read, a lot of friends related to it, especially to some obscure bands and such that not even i know of.
Will there be a ’sequel’ book once you hit 300 Stuff White People Like?
congrats on the book deal.
Anyone who thinks this site has jumped the shark based on this post doesn’t realize how extremely accurate this assessment of the “bangs” haircut is in certain areas of the States (i.e. the Northeast). Spot-on.
you wouldn’t be an East Coast snob, now would you?
Trends used to start on the East Coast, then they began in the California, now that the west coast lacks quality Whites and whites are fleeing….I think maybe trends start in the Pacific NW??
trends can start anywhere now…ashville, austin, san diego, fargo. get overyourself
This SWPL stuff is half-ass. Here is something that is truly White.
cute girls. I see that she was forced to move to Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Here is something that is truly non-white.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gcRTOBN20&feature=related
I hope all the sucker Whites that are voting for Obama realize what they are dragging our future generations into.
Obama is the harbinger, sure in 1988 they said the ANC would bring peace and prosperity and “unification”. Nothing could have been proven more wrong.
wake up dumb Whites. Fools. Sell out your own offspring’s futures with this multi-cult garbage.
I thought we were just talking about a haircut.
dude go away. nobody cares about what you think. you obviously don’t “get” the site. quit trolling.
Shut up “kev”. Loser.
I understand this site more than you can imagine.
Kev,
I’m sorry, that was rude thing to say. Please accept my apologies. Sometimes I let me emotions run away with me.
Cheers – have a great day!
I have a jew following me around!!! Such a compliment.
buddhist
I always wore bangs to cover up my big-ass forehead.
This post is so correct. I only do women who have bangs.
The rest, I just push ‘em off the couch.
This stuff is so true that it is down right scary! I do love the fact that half the people making comments don’t really “get it” but I guess that adds to the magic of this wbsite. I have read them all but I am going to go by the book so I can show all my white friends that I can read.
I guess I didn’t realize how big “bangs” were. However, there is definitely certain kinds that fly. Bangs can be corny for white people too, don’t forget that! Usually the hottest white chicks always have cool cut bangs though…or even the fashionable or indie straight across, but its usually the right person. Straight across bangs can sometimes be nerdly.
Well…Beyonce wears bangs, and she’s hot.
But I guess she’s not white, neither is she nerd-ly.
Did I just repeat myself? Oh well…anyhow.
What do you call a gangsta with bangs?
Banged gang banger?
Beyonce is a negro. This site is about whites.
Thank God, I’m cool. Oh thank God, I’ve been practicing being popular my whole life. Whee and Yay.
Oh how I love Jenny Lewis…..and her bangs.
Stuff This White Person Doesn’t Like – this website.
And no, I am not too stupid to “get it” – I understand it full well and I think the person who created this site along with all of the pretentious morons who comment to say “That’s so me! I’m so white!” are a bunch of self-depricating schmucks.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, losers!
Wow, I guess some white chicks take themselves too seriously. Life is short, so learn to enjoy it and find the humor in yourself as well as the world around you.
more like a white chick with no sense of humour.
Get over yourself indeed.
right on!
Lighten up and don’t visit the site if you don’t like it. You don’t see me wasting my time visiting your favorite site: “stuff uptight humorless politically correct whiners like” and making stupid comments….yeah we’re the losers.
You make me feel so dirty.
Ahhhhhh, nothing like uptight self righteous white people.
The lucky guy that marrys you better be ready for some fun.
that girl “a white chick with some sense” used the term “Schmuck”. Sorry, but no self-respecting White girl uses those Yidbag terms.
The only worthwhile Yid word is probably “schmooze”, the rest are not fit for the White vocabulary.
how is “schmooze” acceptable, bubbeleh?
do you have bangs?
I like the part when you have to point out that you are not to stupid to get it.
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a pipe?
we whites prefer a shisha (or ‘hookah’ for those not as hip). ethnic, yet accessible.
then maybe we will think about smoking your nonsense.
I think bangs look nice. Besides, more Asian girls have bangs than do white girls.
I agree with that, however no Asian could be as hot as the girl in this thread’s pic.
Only Whites losers who cannot land White women (long story) date and fatally reproduce with asians.
White losers date Asians and they foul and trash our ancestors’ gene pool. Whites that date asians are LOSERS. Is this clear yet???
Can anyone block this douchebag’s IP?
For the sake of humanity, I beg you…
Only Whites losers who cannot land White women (long story) date and fatally reproduce with asians and trash the White gene pool.
You can have your opinion. The “Asian girls” thread has over 1000 posts on it discussing this very subject.
How un-SWPL and intolerant of you to show up here and try to “ban” a clander subject.
Move along, fool.
What the fuck are you talking about??
The response concerning the IP address was directed towards “the inbred Yid’s” comments.
The fact that you never passed 3rd grade shows when you can’t even follow the outlines of the original comment box.
You’re a prick.
moron. this shows the extent of ‘the inbred yid’s’ IQ.
I am sorry. I don’t really mean what I post.
I am just an uneducated, overweight lonely man living in Nebraska. The lack of a social life drives me to troll this website when I am not looking at porn.
Please forgive me I have nothing better to do
There is nothing in the world more “kosher” than the porn industry.
Totally jewified filth.
hahahahahaha
> Besides, more Asian girls have bangs than do white girls.
Exactly.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/
Schlueter: Do you actually think those “cool” (cough, cough) glasses hide that big schnoz of yours?
show us your profile without the glasses on.
And while you’re at it, show ME your dick!
Truth be told, this whole Inbred Yid thing is just a prank. I am a desperately, desperately lonely man who hasn’t come to terms with who he really is. The straights won’t accept me because of who I am, and the gays (what few there are in rural Nebraska, I hope to go to Omaha one day) won’t accept me because I’m absolutely hideous!
Help!
I should probably get my own blog, they’re free after all…
Shut up loser.
Lonley weaselly jewish men love to rip on White areas, like “texas” o “nebraska”, only so people won’t know about the inbreeding Yids in New York, or the pornographer jews in “LA”.
Michelle, if you actually read my post, you’d see that I didn’t say anything bad about my state, other than the lack of gays in the rural parts.
I just get so lonely sometimes that….I don’t want to say it. I wish you would understand.
do white people like college, fancy food and wine?
http://www.scwinos.blogspot.com
I have some hair in my asshole, that is getting rather long. I think I could develop some bangs there, if you want to check.
i really wanna know what white people don’t like
Whites don’t like anti-White racists, like the writers for “The Family Guy” etc. and also the 40,000 negros that rape white women every single year in the United States.
That’s just a start. Need more?
UH, Yid, what alternate version of reality are you living in, and why are you ranting your ridiculously Babylonian message on a light-hearted page that is, uh, like, supposed to be entertainment in the form of white people making fun of themselves?
it’s probably because I am starved of attention and validation in my current position in life/society. i have problems maintaining stable relationships with intimate friends and my family.
also, this is an inherent problem in a wide-open blog forum. the people who run this site probably want as much traffic as possible to drive up hit rates, which make it rank higher on search engines etc (yes, it’s a little more complex than that, but I’m summarizing here). it’s a slightly more complex site to manage that way, but I wish they would set it up like that.
i meant the this site sould have user names and passwords locked to the account.
Whites don’t like anti-White racists, like the writers for “The Family Guy” etc. and also the 40,000 negros that rape white women every single year in the United States.
That’s just a start. Need more?
This site is wrong.
The reason why:
While this is not true for other races, there are actually varying types of white people.
White people can be nerds, rednecks, hippies douchebags, overconfident, losers, jocks, band geeks, artists, musicians, liars, thiefs, priests, lovers, gang members, weight lifters, video-gamers, film-makers, peace protesters, meat eaters, vegans, jesus freaks, satanists, conservatives, liberals. penny pinchers, SUV drivers, environmentalists, hunters, murderers, judges, criminals, rapists, victims, Jazz musicians, reggae lovers, Muslims, jews, atheists, hindus, racists, abolitionists, communists, republicans, redheads, blondes, surfers, farmers, scene kids, ska kids, punk kids, metal kids, goth kids, kids trying to be black, homeless, drug-attics, wealthy, etc..
They can be everything and everything that is the opposite of everything.
As with other races, there is not this kind of variation simply because they have developed a hatred and distrust for white people that came from their parents who want their kids to remain the same stereo-type of their race that they are themselves. Other races want to cling to one type of character so they can identify how they are different from white people. This develops an “us and them” mentality, meaning that any black, latino, or asian person who may act “white” is condemned by their friends and family.
White people actually vary, contrary to what this site suggests that they are all the same.
This site should be called, stuff hypocritical liberals like.
bad evil man! BLACK PEOPLE BETTER DAN U.
I am black and i enjoy raping white women and rap music and shaving my head and blaming things on whites just like every other black person alive. thank you goodbye.
No doubt about it. 40 yearsand the data is in!!!
Civil Rights was appeasement of the negros and it didn’t work.
They Might Be Giants wrote a song about it!
http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/T/theymightbegiantslyrics/theymightbegiantsbangslyrics.htm
For once, I think this is wrong. I don’t know a single white chick who has bangs and I’m a white chick. Most girls I know think they’re annoying. :/
Guess you’re not that cool.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Dalai Lama
You can quote Dalai Lama ~ I admire you~!
Oh…speaking of whom, why hasn’t Dalai Lama been mentioned by this blog?
His Hollyness should be the next entry, I’ve decided.
right – crowds of people saw him the last trip… but the Pope draws pretty well too.
hmmm.
how about Music Festivals?
Or expensive sports – like skiing? How non-whites are in Aspen or Vail?
good idea, and how bout “renouncing catholicism”? some young whities seem to be blaming the catholic church for all their problems
yeah, but on their deathbeds they won’t be so cocky. Actually once these same people realize that they DO want to get married in a church , and not by some civil douche-bag, they come around. When these same people have children they choose to baptize them, etc.
Even now, with Whites unable to use the public schools that they pay for with taxes, they choose to send their kids to catholic schools for the good education, free of gang-bangers, homo-curricula, jew-inspired leftist/marxist anti-White drivel etc.
Portnoy, cram it.
Even now, with Whites unable to use the public schools that they pay for with taxes, they choose to send their kids to catholic schools for the good education, free of gang-bangers, homo-curricula, jew-inspired leftist/marxist anti-White drivel etc.
don’t deny it buddy.
Whites cannot even use the public schools in the USA anymore, that they pay for.
You talk like a man.
I am guessing any race besides someone white wrote this blog because, they definatly aren’t white because, if you were half of the stupid things on this list wouldnt be on here. White people hate math.. they why are there so many white accountants,teachers,mathmetitions? This blog is about rich stuck up white people which is about 30 percent of all white people the rest are just normal. they dont have a lot of money and they arent racist they are just regular people like everyone else. what if there was a blog saying black people like good times, kool-aid,and welfare. or asians like school, rice, and being cheap. or hispanics like beer,stealing,and burritos. I do not believe that is what blacks ,asians,and hispanics like but, do you see how stereotypical that is. now if one of those is your race and you completly disagree and feel offended how do you think white people feel when they are judged like that?
actually a white guy did write this. and it’s HUMOR
totally! like don’t you all love how these comments are a pissing contest about who has the wittiest exit lines?
Blank, you write like a 10 year old. That probably means you’re stuipd and poor. This website doesn’t apply to you because you’re the “wrong type of white person.”
Enjoy the working class.
lighten up – it’s a joke – we have to be able to laugh at ourselves – see #101, thanks for making their point! – i’m white, i have bangs cause i hate my hair in my eyes, i have played some kid games with other adults, although i do not drink coffee, will not vote for obama, and being female i am not “into” asian girls tho i do think that for the most part they are very pretty!
i do not agree with racial stereotyping that cast negative asspersions (sp?) on an entire culture of people based purely on color and race, but i don’t think that is what is happening on this sight – they’re just general observations.
right guys?….
Of course Aussies are well known as the biggest airheads on the planet. No Aussie in world history has ever communicated any statement any more noteworthy than “Cheers mate! No worries!”.
The Australian mouth is, to the eye of a Canadian, noticeably deformed from years of smiling and laughing at everything, while not realizing one’s country is going to hell. Similar to the British Disease, but more annoying.
or the canadian disease. dun dun dun.
assertions
Hell yes, that’s right.
Dear Comment-Leavers Trying to Discuss Stereotyping,
Do me a favor. Look up “Satire” in the dictionary. Then take said dictionary and bring it up swiftly and firmly to your forehead.
This will accomplish two things:
A. If reading the definition did not help you understand, hopefully osmosis will.
B. It may possibly render you unconscious, so that you don’t leave idiotic comments about serious issues on a satirical website.
Kindest Regards,
Scott
P.S. The white person in me REALLY wants to correct your grammar.
Oh Scottie, are you a metrosexual white male, go have a starbucks and get over yourself, you fucking fool, just kidding Scottie.
Scott:
First, osmosis is only for water; you mean diffusion.
Second, there shouldn’t be a comma in item (B) because you have an independent clause followed by a dependent clause.
You should try correcting your own grammar before you make fun of others’ grammar.
“Scott” is a metrosexual name for sure, only topped by probably “Josh”.
And SO want to bang you!
Well said Scott. Finally someone understands.
This list is complete
Yo talk about your hemorrhoids, gooey piles, dig in. Yes a swollen mass of dilated veins within the anus. That should be #105 White people love to talk hemorrhoids and heroin, ask Applegate shoot up time!
this site can’t be real.
http://thedeathofthenword.wordpress.com/
What do you think about this website man?
im glad there’s lively satire out there in the world.
Most uncreative. I’m embarrassed for the author.
totally. sitting on my ass commenting on blogs takes far more integrity than the person who does this blog and could currently buy and sell me would ever hope to have. thank god for people like us.
Yep Christian (who created this blog) is a white guy – check this out:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-rodriguez25feb25,0,1952462.column
I for one find it very funny, esp since i have bangs and I am soooo cool. lol.
Proper White People love America. Happy 4th of July all.
I had a great weekend, since I was able to exercise my free choice and hang out with WHITE PEOPLE!!!
Yeah, no forced integration, no forced bullshit, no affirm action people, no mess at all.
God, if the USA could become White again, we wouldn’t be going down the tubes.
This guy’s a phony! A big fat phony!
I guess that now clanders book is out he has forgotten his blog…..hmm someone sounds elitist………I wont buy his book because it uses paper made from trees. Im also shocked that he didnt have anything for fourth of july, I know we are supposed to hate america right now, but come on just one little blip about it, just one.
I am definitely the “wrong” kind of white person, but I have had bangs my whole life. It is just an easy hair style…
Some girls don’t have hair at all. What about them? White people MUST like them.
http://fastforwardrevue.wordpress.com/
So this blog sums up white america, now wonder you’re sinking into the abyss of drugs, debt, illegitimacy, illiteracy. Enjoy your chaos, and worthless dollar.
Your right, and yet every other economy in the world would be NOTHING without us. I hope america become issolationists, then the rest of the world would go mad within months and we will be able to sit back and what the show. Its lovely to have a giant ocean on either side of you. and only share a border with 2 countries, how many countries can say that?
But honey, you will need oil and lots of cheap shit from China, and where will you get cocaine and Heroin, you know you will need that. The world is watching the U.S.A. meltdown show!
The USA is melting down in DIRECT PROPORTION to the amounts of non-Whites it takes in.
It’s really that simple.
Ali Babba and hrhkat, I think both of you (by your comments) believe that Clander is American, but if I’m not mistaken, he’s Canadian. For that reason, hrhkat, why should he mention the 4th of July, or care about the sinking American dollar, Ali Babba, if he’s dealing in Canadian dollars!?
Interesting. My not being white, I have often been curious to know what white people thought of themselves. This site makes that possible. So often I supposed that most just consider themselves…normal or “american”. (sigh!)
Anyway…the bang thing is factual if you ever care to observe. One thing I noticed back in the 70’s was the Farah Fawett hair do that as on the head of every white girl I went to school with! And then there was the “wing” look!
Anyway…hair cuts and styles is the only thing that is valid with respect to diveristy in the white culture. Hair color is not all that diverse. (The blond hair and tanning thing is beyound me!)
The only race of the planet that comes with all shades, colors. hues, undertones, hair color and texture, lip and eye shape and color is Black people from around the world. And will do so all in one family from the same two parents!
So…now the cats out of the bag…I’m black. And with respect to hair…we have a whole other thing going for us.
You call that coarse shit hair? Go smoke some crack and enjoy some kool aide.
Reading this reply, I felt compelled to answer. I know people have read this mess, and I know we are all thinking the same thing…
Dude. It’s Kool AID, not AIDE. Get your stereotype/dumbass comment straight before you post it. Geez.
well if you wanna put it that way, the woman spelled beyond “beyound”
I laughed hysterically when I read that.
uh, blond hair, red hair, brown, black. because all this really matters!
whatever. Just please stay the fuck out of our gene pool. Don’t fuck it up like that Kenyan deadbeat who knocked up that Kansas liberal slut, and gave us the hideous looking mongrel, Obama. Yuck.
you are racist cunt. seriously.
the c-word is justifiable.
what if you’re ugly and you have bangs?
does it still work then? or do people just like it when your forehead is covered?
Don’t forget Liz Phair.
How Liz Phair suppressed my ulcer for another five years? Discuss here: http://misikal.com/?p=136
Is this worth talking about? White woman’s bangs (I hope his book has more than this), maybe he should follow the MSM and talk about OJ’s troubles, R. Kelly trial, Paris Hilton, Brittany, Whoopi and the View, all distractions. While mainstream media creates illusions, the gov’t steps on our throats by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like “America Deceived” from Amazon, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting wars for a foriegn gov’t.
Impeach them all and end this madness.
Final link (until Google Books bends to pressure and drops the title):
http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0
sic semper tyrannus!
um, dumbass. This is a humor blog.
apparently it’s enough worth talking about for you to comment on it
True, many white women wear bangs. What insight!!!!! You know what else white women wear? Blouses. And socks too.
You are not funny and this is stupid. If blogging didn’t exist, you’d never get this shit published.
Here’s one for ya’:
Some white people are pretentious, no talent morons who’ll do anything to get their face seen to fill the void of mediocrity that festers within. Guess which blogger falls in that category?
“You are not funny and this is stupid. If blogging didn’t exist, you’d never get this shit published.
Some white people are pretentious, no talent morons who’ll do anything to get their face seen to fill the void of mediocrity that festers within. Guess which blogger falls in that category?”
Shut the fuck up white chick, your probably pissed because your a girl with bangs. Stop being an uptight bitch, this guys site is hilarious and speaks some truth. White chick is your user name, ahahahahaha is that some kind of joke? Learn to lighten up and get the sand out of your vagina. If blacks, latinos, and other races can laugh at themselves and their stereotypes, whites should be no different. AND YOU DO HAVE STEREOTYPES TRUST ME. Your not as original, enlightened, and unique as you think you are, and you probably fit 2/3s of the stereotypes he’s talking about anyway.
“Learn to lighten up and get the sand out of your vagina. If blacks, latinos, and other races can laugh at themselves and their stereotypes, whites should be no different.” Actually, most people don’t like being reduced to a bunch of insulting stereotypes based on their race. That’s called racism. Racism isn’t funny. It fosters hate and inequality. Hate and inequality are bad. I’m talking slowly because you’re a total fucking moron and I want to help you to understand.
I think I would like to put some sand in her vagina and make a quick sand fuck.
It’s very simple: if you don’t like it, don’t read it.
If blogging didn’t exist you wouldn’t have your soap box to spray us with your diarrhea comments.
I’m sure you patted yourself on the back with “void of mediocrity”—-way to make our heads spin you ding dong.
Things black people like
10. Family Reunions- Man is it just me or do black people love a freaking family reunion!!!!! Shirts with the tree and all 500 names….3 last names of the family…..wow
9. The Electric slide- Something about this dance ( for those who dont kno, its like line dancing, with a little more funk)…somehow whenever me and my family get together somebody starts doing that shit!!!!!
8.The “Candy Lady” This is a older women in the neighborhood who sells candy and snacks out of her house, cool cups (cups of super sweet Kool-aid frozen. Giant pickles, hood candies ( boston baked beans, lemon heads, mambas, ect. If you didnt have enough money the candy lady would let you slide. The candy lady is mostly found in the hood. if your a black person who doesnt live in the hood….. you kno someone who does.
7. Jet magazine- So small, and yet its filled with so much info!!!! Beauty of the week, photo of the week, News, Politics, music charts, fashion….I know you kno somebody who has a Jet magazine collection from ‘91….Whats funny is you can sit and read all those bitchez in a hour.
6.Black movies- School days, Boyz in the hood, menace to society, love and basketball, love jones, soul food, Baby boy, brown sugar, best man, brothers, the wood, Friday….only the first one…i dont know what the hell is up with the rest but anyways…..these movies just make you feel like bonding with other blacks….most people kno all the words example” Craig,how come every time im in the kitchen, you’re in the kitchen?….Eating all the got damn food!” -Friday. “RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKYYYYY”- Boys in the hood. and “Swallow but never chew”- The wood
5.Hair- Perms, afros, Jheri curls, Curly weaves, Straight Weaves fades, bobs, ceasers, dreads, braids. Micros, cornrowns, gumby. Beauty supply, salons and barbers, doesnt matter if your from the hood or the burbs….you gotta have those edges straight!!!!!lol
4. Grandma-Now i know everybody loves Grandma, but black people will KILL somebody over grandma… In most cases they would do so for their grandma before they would for their mother …and you know how many fights you have seen over the “your mama” statements….you wanna make a black person mad …”your grandmama” would really hit the spot. She can cook, she always has your back….she’ll pick your side over her own child….even the biggest thug will take their hat off in the house if grandma asks.
3. Bill Clinton…….I dont know any black people that just hate Bill Clinton. Not one….Thats all I can say.
2. Soul Food, yeah yeah i know how bad it is for you , but i have to have my fried turkey, chicken. Ham, pork chops greens , mac and cheese, cabbage, sweet potato, cornbread, 7 up cake and big ass lass of Kool- aid or that stuff with sprite and rainbow shirbert icecream and friut…i know you have had it, but what is it called…..hhhhmmmmm?????? Just have to eat it at least 3 times a year…. Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas…..Sorry
1. Other Black People- I know this one may be a little hard for people to beleive considering that black on black crime is out of control, but i must say,Black people can grow up in their neighborhood and kno everyone in a 3 block span….you get so close to your neighbors they know your in trouble before you do!!!!!! Like your mom told my mom if you didnt get a A on your report card she was going to beat your ass!!!!! I never understood how a serial killer could live in the neighborhood and white people are like “I had no Idea!” In the hood you know everybody….the crack head, the good kids, the thugs, dope boys…..everybody….Black people lead a civil rights movement for eachother!!!!!!!!! Man i love my people. And i know that if you asked most black people if they would want to be white they would say “Hell No” If you asked them if they wanted to be treated white, now thats a whole different story…..Its something about growing up black in america that is undiscribable. I wouldnt change it for the world.
I would love your comments so much more if you had done a spellcheck before posting. Even black people do not like misspelled words.
See, this comment was actually funny, honest, and insightful; no passive-hyperaggression, no “escape-hatch” “irony”, no palpable hatred of Proper White People.
Ayesha, you need your own blog! Very funny stuff……..and I’m white. Thanks for making me laugh.
#3 Bill Clinton
LOL!!
A proven White failure. He sucked up to blacks, hurt Whites, then he marries a feminst White-hating bitch wife, and to top it all off…..he produces only one White offspring (Chelsea).
Bill Clinton is the perfect example of White demise, he’s a LITERAL ROADMAP of what Whites should not do.
i’m sorry – that was totally uncalled for. I need a hug. I am just a little lonely and misunderstood out here.
#11: Grape Soda
#12: Menthol Cigarettes
#13: Kicks
#14: Moustaches
#15: Yelling during movies at the cinema
The comments are as funny as the blog
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I always knew, that white Americans have no sense for satire or making fun about themselves. But what really cracks me up, is, if you push the right buttons of some people, they turn out to be such nasty racists, although in real life they probably hide it very well.
But it does prove my point, that America is still a racist and bigot country hiding behind a liberal surface. One reason why I like this blog. It has a lot of humor and also shows the true faces, even involuntary. Or maybe not?
you tell them amerikkkans!!
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Hi, please vote for my husband. I hate Whites deep-down, and Barrack attended an anti-White racist church for 20 years, courting all kinds of black nationalists.
You should help vote for the non-white ascendancy in the USA, it’s really done wonders in South Africa.
Boy, in 1994 they came up with that neat new flag, it was all going to be so “post-racial”. I guess they didn’t predict all the killings of Whites.
I am white german and I don’t believe in hating people because of their race.
But I guess, you are trying to be sarcastic. What happened in South Africa is a total different story and can hardly be compared with the United States.
This is so hilariously true. I AM a girl with bangs, and I was a nerdy girl that moved to the city. I’ve also dated many guys in bands.
You like me! You really like me!
my wife has bangs!
This stupid book is about white people in America. White people in other countries are way cooler.Okay, maybe not in apartheid South Africa or Nazi Germany.These days, though, white people outside of America wouldn’t be any way as naff or annoying as the saps featured here. Stupid Yanks
Girls in Italy have bangs, and they are much hotter than Americans. Speaking of Italy, I read a crazy opinion on Venice. There is some truth to it though. Check it out now here: http://www.garbarrassing.com (blog #9)…Good stuff.
Check it out – great blog:
http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
not “south africa”…..my, my how many STUPID White liberal self-delusional morons like “jeff” are out there.
Each and every day committing to the demise of their own (future) kids and grandkids world
here ya go, asshole “jeff”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7fjAgQLzE&feature=related
“A warning from South Africa.”
So you must be one from the States, showing so much ignorance. You are so not cool and your history sucks
))
Greetings from “Nazi Germany”.
Greetings from the jew-infested Israel.
Wrong! If you have straight hair, bangs do not obstruct your view.
I like the picture of Jenny Lewis on this post, she looks adorable.
She bangs!
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Funny shirts that smell like your mom… http://www.FAILshirts.com
wow. okay. my gf is asian and she has bangs. it’s called a fashion trend. people follow them; life imitates art; blah blah.
man, any blog site about what trendy cool people like set in a repetitive dave attenborough formula that generates one million hits daily has a book published? ah. it’s because he replaced ‘trendy cool’ with ‘white’. awesome to know what a pleasant pile of bullshit this world we live in is.
at least that maddox guy illustrates the pictures that accompany his rants.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
Please do not foul our White gene pool with your asian gf.
Do you want your first-born son to be asian and look nothing like you? or your ancestors?
Wake up jerk. Get some balls and ask a White girl out.
Miscegenation is my favorite activity
. You should try it out some time!
ugh – white girls from the US suck. and not in a good way
Eh. Honestly, I take people as they come, which is really the way every one should operate.
I’ve just been very fortunate with a terrific woman who is not white.
my rabbi $ells them to gays for chewing gum!!
It’s a great business!
And Portnoy’s my biggest customer!!
so serious, you are.
Hi, I hate Whites! You suckers will all vote for Barack, who will then put in place even more anti-white programs than already exist.
Tens of millions of white Americans are eager to give their votes to a presidential candidate who spent 20 years ardently courting black nationalists. Obama’s wife, Michelle, who routinely targets whites as racists, enjoys far more enthusiastic affection among white Americans than do White candidates that care about America as a whole.
You dumb Whites: Anti-White and hurtful-to-Whites policies are put into effect with the explicit or implicit consent of the white majority.
suckers. deluded fools, will get a knife in your backs in about 50 more years.
There is no consent, either implicit or explicit, by the white majority, for the anti white “policies” currently being shoved down white America’s throat. Dont assume the majority of whites accept this browbeating just because the media tells us that not to be accepting of this pc brainwashing is indicative of one being a supremacist or racist. Under normal circumstances, white America IMO, would indeed revolt at the unwavering assault by the marxists, revisionists, etc, on our heritage and culture (and in fact I believe that day is nearer than most think). But these are not normal times. The left hijacked the national media and our public education system and began a slow transformation towards the anti white environment we are now living under. It took more than 40 years. Had the left tried to force feed all this pc nonsense onto white America at one sitting there would have been an uprising like this country hasnt seen since the beginning of WWII.
Even with so many whites having been browbeaten into submission, there will be a revolt. Everyone has a breaking point. I personally see more and more whites reaching their breaking point. Just look at the revolt by white America when our alleged “leaders” tried to force amnesty for ILLEGAL ALIENS down our windpipes. Whites are fed up with being relegated to second class citizen status. Things are changing. Slowly. But they are changing.
is GWB a muderer?
The man who put Charles Manson in the big house wants to do the same thing for the occupant of the White House. At the very least. Just the title of legendary prosecutor and best-selling true-crime author Vincent Bugliosi’s new book makes it a hot potato: “The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder” (Vanguard Press, $26.95, currently No. 12 on The New York Times hardcover nonfiction list). Nutshell: Because the president lied America into war, he’s responsible for every resulting death.
In other words, light reading.
Bugliosi, 73, told me by phone from his Los Angeles home I was the only one from a major paper to interview him so far, and no TV either. Said he’s been “blacked out” for the first time.
Q: I know someone who can expect an audit this year.
A: (Laughs.) Oh boy, that’s funny. I don’t know, that’s not too serious a response to me. People say to me all the time, “You’ve got to be crazy to take on the president of the United States, you’ve got to have a lot of courage.” I don’t think in terms of courage, I don’t think I’m the craziest guy. This is all motivated by anger.
Q: Your reception for this book has been a little different from previous ones.
A: Well, you know, I’ve never thought about a publisher. That’s an automatic, you know? Every true-crime book of mine has been a best-seller. I’ve had three that got up to number one, and no other true-crime author has had more than one. With this case I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, to the point where I had to fly back east, and the fear was palpable when I met with the publishers. The publishing industry is fairly liberal, and they were sympathetic to the book and they realized immediately the marketability of the book but they’d say things like this to me: “Mr. Bugliosi, are you sure you want to publish this book?” So I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, for the first time in my over-30-year career. The next level is getting the audio. Well that was always an automatic, I never even spent a moment talking about it. This time I get a call from my agent. “Vince I can’t get any audio company in America to do the audio on this book.” So we had to get the British Broadcasting Company to do it, and it’s available now in America.
Right now as I’m talking to you, Mark, there is a documentary for the big screen being produced. It’s going through editing now, based on my book. The producers couldn’t raise one penny in America for it. The money had to come in from Canada. With all my other books, the only question I asked was “What day am I flying back to New York City?” You fly back to New York City. That’s where you start the tour. You start out on one of the morning shows, you do other national TV shows, and you start traveling around the country. They couldn’t get one booking on one show. Not one. Over a 30-year history, never got rejections like this. The fear, again, was palpable. Liberal as well as conservative, totally blacked me out. Q: I’ll tell you the reason for that: No sex.
A: That’s why I’m being blacked out? No, no, no.
Q: Sex equals outrage. I thought Clinton proved it.
A: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. No, it’s fear. The left wing fears the right wing. The right wing doesn’t fear the left. But the left one is fearful. They’re not going to put me on, because if they do they’re fearful of being savaged by the right wing. And the right wing doesn’t want to put me on where I’m talking about prosecuting their guy for murder and he could end up on death row. So they’re just terrified of it.
Q: You say you’re a Democrat, but you go to some lengths to show that your argument and motivation are nonpartisan.
A: The main reason I’m a Democrat is, in the absence of some compelling reason to be otherwise, I am always for the little guy. But my orientation is not rigid. I supported John McCain in 2000 in his run for the presidency. I think if you were to ask my peers around the country, the main word that they apply to me more than any other word is the word “credibility.” And the reason I have credibility is that no one knows what I’m going to say until I open my mouth. Because the evidence takes me where I end up talking about it. I have no predisposition toward a certain side, so if a Democratic president did what George Bush did, I would have written the same identical book. My only master, my only mistress, are the facts and objectivity.
Q: You say that life imprisonment should only be a fallback position. If this seems like a radical idea at first, then you haul off and cite the law.
A: What is radical is the notion that the president is above the law, and there’s just absolutely no support for that proposition. The U.S. Constitution is very clear. After the president leaves office, he can be prosecuted for all crimes he committed while he was in office. Why do you think Ford pardoned Nixon? After Nixon resigned … there was quite a demand in this country to prosecute him for Watergate-related crimes — I think they were, well, let’s see, there was wiretapping, obstruction of justice, subornation of perjury — infinitely less serious crimes than what George Bush has done.
Q: A specific law relates to the way you prosecuted Manson.
A: It’s the law of what they call “vicarious liability,” that you yourself have not physically committed the act, but you’re guilty for the act being committed by another party. If a person deliberately sets in motion a chain of events which he knows will cause — that’s the key word — cause a third-party innocent agent, here Iraqis killing Americans, to commit an act, he is criminally responsible for that act. Under the law, he cannot immunize himself from criminal responsibility by causing a third party to do the killing. He’s still responsible. So here’s Bush then deliberately setting in motion a chain of events which he knows — unless he’s going to argue, “Well your honor, I was planning a war without casualties.” If he wants to sound silly, OK, but that would be rejected out of hand. He had to know that he was setting in motion a chain of events that would inevitably result in the death of American lives.
Q: If Americans don’t have the stomach for impeachment, what do you think is the real chance of Bush being prosecuted?
A: There’s a substantial likelihood as a direct result of this book, that Bush is going to end up in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder, and the main reason I say that is because of the great number of prosecutors that I’ve established jurisdiction for in my book. Bush can be prosecuted for two crimes here: conspiracy to commit murder and murder. Under federal law, we’re only really talking about one prosecutor, that’s the attorney general back in Washington, D.C., operating through his Department of Justice. There are 93 U.S. attorneys throughout the country. Theoretically they could bring an action, but from a practical standpoint it’s not going to happen. They’re not going to do it without getting the consent of their boss in Washington, D.C. But on a state level, I’ve established jurisdiction and did a lot of work on it for the attorney general in each of the 50 states and the 950 approximately district attorneys in counties within those states to prosecute Bush for the murder of any soldier or soldiers from their state or county who died fighting in Iraq in George Bush’s war. I’m offering my services in any way that the prosecutor sees fit, which would include all the way from being a consultant up to an including being appointed a special prosecutor.
So what I’m telling you here is that this is not just an academic theoretical legal treatise. This is a legal blueprint to bring this guy to justice. I’m very, very serious about it. At my age, I don’t have time for fanciful reveries. I mean I’ve got a good reputation as a prosecutor, I think. And in the area of the criminal law I think I have credibility. I never in a million years would throw all of that out the window — because my legal reputation’s on the line here — and talk about prosecuting Bush for murder unless I felt there was more than enough evidence to convict him and I was standing on very strong legal ground.
Q: What do you think are the chief arguments against you?
A: There’s one argument of course, “Mr. Bugliosi, how can you prosecute Bush for murder? Congress approved going to war Oct. 11.” What they don’t know is that it’s boilerplate law that fraud vitiates — meaning negates — consent. A consent induced by fraud is no good. Yes, Congress did approve, but they were deceived into war.
The main argument I seem to be getting from people is that the idea, the notion is crazy. How can you prosecute a president for murder when he takes a nation to war? It’s the ones that haven’t read the book. And I say, “Do you think the president’s above the law?” “No.” “So, why do you think it’s crazy?” “Well, presidents go to war all the time and no one prosecutes them.” “Yes, they go to war, but not under false pretenses.”
Q: Tell me about the moment you decided you were going to do this.
A: I’ll give you one kind of defining moment here in this evolutionary process, and it served as kind of the emotional underpinning of this book, and that’s the fact that throughout this hell on earth that Bush has created in Iraq — over 100,000 people dying horrible deaths and hundreds of thousands of their survivors having nightmares over what happened to their loved ones — George Bush has smiled through it all. You look at a photo of Bush and six or seven other people smiling, he’s got the biggest smile on his face.
Q: When Bush did the routine in 2004 of looking around his office and joking, “No weapons of mass destruction here,” I thought, Hey, people died for that.A: I know that, I know, he’s just joking around. Listen, March of this year he shows up at a press conference to endorse John McCain and McCain is late. What does George Bush do? Big smile on his face, spontaneously he goes into a soft shoe tap dance routine to entertain the assembled media. This is a happy man.
Q: If there’s no precedent for such a case, you also say there’s no precedent for any of this whole scenario.
A: Yeah, there’s never been a prosecution of an American president for murder, or actually for any crime that I know of. But that doesn’t mean that the law is not already on the books. There’s no federal or state statute that says that murder only applies to certain people, not to presidents or hairstylists or engineers, and only when the killing takes place in certain places like a car, a home or out in the street, not a battlefield. So the legal architecture is already there. And what I had to do was to see whether a president taking a nation to war fell within the existing legal architecture. No one has ever tried to do that before.
Q: Your anger throughout the book is palpable.
A: Yeah, I’m very, very angry at this guy. Very angry. And it may sound presumptuous, but I can tell you — and people will say, “He sounds like a loudmouth,” whatever. I’m going after George Bush, OK? Now whether I succeed or not, that’s a totally different issue. But I’m personally not going to be satisfied until I see him in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder. I want an American jury to decide whether Bush is guilty or not guilty of murder, and if they conclude that he is, and they convict him of first-degree murder, then it’ll be up the jury to decide what the appropriate punishment is.
Q: I think even people who don’t agree with you can agree on one thing: Man, you’ve got cojones.
A: It’s all anger. That’s all it is. I don’t want to see anyone even get away with one murder, OK? O.J. Simpson got away with two murders, and I was so outraged that I wrote a book, “Outrage, the Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away with Murder.” Shot up to number one on The New York Times.
shut up Jew.
What a wonderful thought. Fucking jew scumbags will be the cause of the next world war. The chosen people, I choose to put them in an oven! Still laughing about your comment, you made my night, thank you!
If the jews do bomb Iran, or (of course) get the dumb goy front aka the United States to do it, what will be the price of oil?
If the jews do start a third Middle East war, there very well could be a run on the banks.
I’d be watching what the Heebs are doing with their accounts, that’d be a good determinant on whether there will be an Iran War.
More girls of all colors need to sport bangs imo.
look race-mixer, this site is about Whites, and this thread is about White women.
If you want to take your genes and flush them down the toilet with a non-White then do so quietly. Most Whites find the thought repulsive and stats back ME up, not you delusional liberal whites with no money.
Gabe, are you some sort of leftist jew? Please stay out of our gene pool.
Especially my side of the gene pool! It’s…kinda shallow and murky, and needs chlorine desperately. You don’t want any of that.
Back on topic, bangs: if you can pull them off, great, go for it. If you can’t, eh, no biggie. Besides, on the right woman (black esp.), Afros can be quite fetching.
Yeah, I’m just as surprised as you are.
You are not surprised, you are a jew. You hate being called on your shit.
Nice job on ROB TV last night (perhaps it was taped earlier) – Kevin Leary was really poking you on the money point – better find some ancillary revenue channels soon!
Let me know if you have time for a & Questions with Christian Lander for a fellow Torontonian blogger.
Cheers,
Sean
Stuff white people don’t like: the same subject matter for too long.
Christian, are you too good for us now?
When did the topic change from hair style to politics?
You assholes can stop spitting out your worthless opinions now.
what do you call white people who don’t like this stuff?
the wrong kind of white person
No, they are the right kind of White people. melissa is the wrong kind of White person, for sure.
youaregay on July 7, 2008 at 9:07 pm
beging-offended, thats exactly what I was thinking.
Hey, Nasty Racist ……Michelle Obama!
I Love You! let’s mate…..I likes the juice that runs through your veins.
And I want to squeeze MY juice all over your face!
OMG! could you imagine the stench of Michelle Obama’s twat?
STINK BOX!
Fish and shit, and some old clams, the Obama stench twat. vile cunt.
lol, I just saw the maker of this blog on MTV Canada. Congrats to you dude, from Vancouver. The “having black friends” one is so true. I am black, and I have many white friends who claim that I am their only black friend.
You know, this website should change the name to “Stuff American White People Like.”
A US army medic who became a symbol of American heroism and integrity in the Iraq war has died of an apparent drugs overdose.
Joseph Dwyer in the famous photograph taken in 2003
The premature death of Joseph Dwyer at the age of 31 has highlighted the neglect many American veterans believe they face once they return home.
He was made famous by a photograph, taken in March 2003 during the first week of the war, in which he is seen running to a makeshift hospital.
In his arms, the soldier was cradling an injured Iraqi boy who he had rescued from crossfire.
It emerged that Mr Dwyer’s post-war civilian life was also no different to that of many fellow veterans.
For years, he struggled against post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), drug abuse, unemployment and marital breakdown.
On June 28, Mr Dwyer, 31, called a taxi to take him to a hospital near his home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, after earlier taking presciption pills and inhaling fumes from a computer cleaner aerosol.
When the driver arrived, Mr Dwyer said he was too weak to open the door. Police had to kick it down and found he had collapsed. Within minutes, he had died.
White people also like lint rollers. Because, like golden retrievers, they shed, especially girls with long hair and bangs.
I can’t believe anyone would be offended by this blog. It’s FUNNY as hell! And true of some white people. The most annoying of us.
I just bought your book. I demand that you update.
I like that. Wealth transfer back to the White man.
I went to my local Comcast office recently to get a new DVR cable box, and lo-and-behold, there were 8 blacks in front of me in line. I kid you not, and I live in a (SWPL) so-called White area of the city where liberal Whites still delusionally think they are the still the majority and that the diversity is good for them.
G-D!!! It couldn’t have been more funny or comical. Always crying over money, gimme the welfare, and da food stamps, all overweight slobs, but Damn, I gotsta have my cable TV!!!
I’ve been told that even in the worst housing projects in America, one will always find a fine color TV in each unit.
i just pooped myself
AND if you’ve had bangs your entire life what if then? ugh.
Bangs do look good on girls, especially brunettes and blondes. Ones that look best are the ones that gradually get longer as you move away from the middle of the head.
i always thought it was, “Girls with bangs look good on ME!” so what do i know…
= : – )
You folks that post here are a bunch of fucking scumbags, and pieces of shit. I have never read such shit, I hope you all die, have a rotten life.
Well now, ain’t that just a wonderful comment. Are you having a bad day?
You fucking stupid homo, get that hamster out of your asshole boy. You corn hole bitch.
a constant debate in my head -Bangs? or no bangs? …and then I think of how shitty they look when they’re growing out. no bangs it is.
Oh, my god, that’s so funny–I had exactly this haircut until a year ago, and yes, I would definitely have dated guys in a band. Ha!
City Girls (2005)
http://www.vimeo.com/unreliablehttp://www.vimeo.com/1311566
http://www.vimeo.com/1311566
nice film. I miss Montreal.
Enough with the self-promo. Time for new content.
i just pooped myself
Is that some sort of sick brown racist joke?
I need help! I’m so confused about proper arrival times. Should I show up early or show up late for his book signing?
Is it just me or is this blog losing it’s edge? The last update worthy of attention (this entry) was made on June 27, more than 2 weeks ago. I know that getting your book published is a major break in going mainstream, but that’s not what I had been visiting here for. Get back to the business of cheezing off the stupid, this is boring.
Fonzie: It would be so cool to be jumpin’ a shark right now.
Potsie: I think there’s a shark over there next to the girl with the bangs.
Everyone: Jump! Jump! Jump!
Fonzie: Heyyyyy………..
Agreed.
I love Stuff White People Like and almost always always enjoy your blogs. Thanks for all the laughs!
That being said, I gotta tell ya, I think this one missed the mark. Whites, blacks, hispanics, asians … almost all girls looks good in bangs. Maybe it’s just my circle of friends, but in my experience there is absolutely no connection between race and bangs. Also, I have never gone to a salon that charges more money to cut hair with bangs than hair without bangs – besides, most girls I know who have bangs (including myself) cut the bangs themselves. (it’s super easy and bangs grow into your eyes so fast, you’d be at the salon every week if you waited for a hairstylist). So, while my hair is similar to the hair of the girl in the picture, I usually spend upwards of $0
I agree with this. I cut my own bangs, and they usually turn out perfectly! Although, I will admit, it took some practice.
I’m a white chick with curly hair, and my hair looks really stupid with bangs. There is no way I can pull off bangs, no matter how I would cut my hair, yet seem to have tons of friends and am respected by other whites.
Go figure…
just started a similar blog… stuffbiracialpeoplelike.blogspot.com
check it out.
This is very funny! I do hope that people embrace the humour. I need bangs to cover my excessive large forehead. Of course all white people know that long foreheads are a sign of intelligence. Perhaps that is why white people favour women with bangs – because they are intelligent.
hahahahaha this is so fun, I think that I will get this book for everyone I know for Christmas!
I guess it’s time for a haircut… and… I can get one free down at the local boces class
I just got my bangs cut a month ago. Haven’t had them since 3rd grade. No wonder people have been so nice to me lately….
1. I have had bangs off and on for some time.
2. When I was a senior in high school I got bangs and more friends. Whether the two are related can not be said.
3. I am a nerd but maybe now I am cool.
4. 3/4ths of all my boyfriends have been in a band and my boyfriend now is in a band.
5. I did not pay $100 for my bangs ever.
6. If I had $100 dollars to pay for a haircut I’m not sure I would.
Maybe I would.
Is there a blog about white people and lists. shit.
BUTT-CUTS ARE FOR HIGH FASHION MODELS AND UGLY CHICKS WHO THINK THEY ARE HIGH FASHIONED
SIDE PARTS FOR LIFE
got dem bangs mkk
Mo stuff da black folks like
#16 is dat mines?
#17 food stamps
#18 stds
#19 white womens
#20 dope
# 21 murder
# 2 2 jail
# rim s
# Bill cliNtons
family unions at KFC
I come back after some wine. mad dog, night trains
http://200nipples.com/index.php
The question is… how much would a white person pay for a shirt that will only be made once, and which will only have 100 of them made?
Bangs get sometimes itchy and oily hair can cause breakouts.
http://www.stuffaspergerpeoplelike.com
I’ll remember that when I meet up with folks at this year’s high school reunion.
Ha ha ha! My wife got bangs a few years back and I found it soooo hawt! I’m so white…
This blog has gone way downhill. Remember back in the day when you actually used to post stuff white people liked reguarly? I know you want people to buy your book and all, but you have only posted a single useful post (this one) since June 13. It’s now July 14 (vive la France!).
That sucks. I’m now removing the blog from my RSS feeds. Later.
Evan, I’m ready for some new content as well. But in fairness to Clander he’s probably been preoccupied with getting the book launched. –Jeff in Houston, Texas
That’s true (about the book arrangements). In addition, lots of bloggers go on hiatus-I’ve seen my favorites not post for over a month and then come back.
Stuff White People Like: Book Signings
Stuff White People Dont Like: Turning off the comments section so they cant express their indignance
White people love http://www.diaryoffools.com !
Life is ridiculous. Read about it here.
As an Asian man, I LOVE white girsl with bangs
white people in seattle like being ‘involved in their community’ and ‘making a difference’.
they also like gardening.
this guy combined these ingerdients, but took things a little too far, and it got him killed. by black people.
from:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008051777_trafficcircle15m.html
Seattle police are looking for a 28-year-old Renton man in connection with the fatal beating of James Paroline during a confrontation Wednesday at a Rainier Beach traffic circle.
A video of the assault filmed by a neighbor shows Paroline getting “sucker-punched” by the suspect, identified by police as Brian Keith Brown, according to charging papers released Monday. Paroline, 60, who suffered a fractured skull when his head struck the pavement, died a day later, the papers said.
The attack came after Paroline was confronted by three teenage girls who were angry that he had set up traffic cones in the street as he gardened in the traffic circle in front of his home at 61st Avenue South and South Cooper Street. The girls threw a jug of water at Paroline and they claim he responded by squirting water at them from a hose.
Police say Brown intervened a few minutes later.
When interviewed by police, the girls initially told investigators that they didn’t know the man who punched Paroline in the head. A day later the girls offered up Brown’s name and admitted he was a boyfriend of a friend, according to the charging papers.
Brown has been charged with second-degree murder and a warrant was issued for his arrest. The King County Prosecutor’s Office is requesting that Brown be held on $500,000 bail when he is arrested.
Brown has prior convictions for third-degree assault, drug possession, obstructing a law-enforcement officer, theft and criminal trespassing.
The world is full of assholes. Brian Keith Brown is one of them. Hopefully this douchebag will fuck up and get caught. Let’s hope our legal system doesn’t fail us when he does.
stormfront.org in newslinks has a thread about that very story.
check it out, that’s a “right kind of White people” website.
SWPL females are at huge risk for crimes in US metro areas. US crime is up big this summer. Ladies, don’t become a “crime of opportunity” victim. Just be careful around racist non-Whites that basically hate the sight of you because of your ancestry.
Hey look, it’s Portnoy’s complaint! How’s summer been treating you? Why aren’t you using your regular sn?
Man, the only thing pathetic than a racist (no matter what color) is somebody just posing as a racist for shock value.
true enough , but the name Bellinghamster is a great one!
bravo!
known fact? ahahhahahahahah fucktard.
I love Jenny Lewis!
I’m sure it’s clear to everyone that Barb’s Cat Pillow Knitting Blog has had more entries recently than this one. Since I promoted SWPL, I’d now like to promote mine.
Started 18 days ago, and just surpassing 50,000 hits today, whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com features the worst interent personal ads posted by males on dating bulletin boards who have NO clue how to attract a woman. For ANYTHING.
I’ve got a 80% female readership (I’m male), so it’s not an angry-lesbian-wearing-a-toolbelt site. The site features horrible personal ads, along with biting, immature commentary.
If you’re easily offended, NOT comfortable with joking about your sexuality, sexuality in general, please, do me a favor and go tend to your parakeet, and do NOT click the link.
If you want to laugh your ass off at pathetic men, please come visit. You won’t be disappointed, I promise.
No nudity or porn. Click my name or the link. Have fun!
http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/
Fun? Your shit is boring as hell, and low class at that.
Picking on those poor guys gives you a sense of accomplishment, doesn’t it?
that site is degenerate.
Horrible.
Lousy.
Filth.
Low-class.
Those spiral faces reminds of the pedophiles that got busted using them. see here. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22593464-23109,00.html
your site is sick.
White people like it when blogs are updated more often than once ever 3 weeks.
Wow that’s funny. Never really looked at it that way before…but a lot of white people do have bangs (including myself) hahaha that’s great!
Oh…almost forgot what I was gonna say.
Is this blog ever gonna get updated again?
Oh crap, I pooped my pants.
insert cricket chirps here…………………………………….
Bangs are so Trashy
Yes, but about white girls with ShaBangs?
http://shabangs.org
Knock off version of song William Hung became famous for singing…
Shabangs, Shabangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy ’cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history…
And the sellout has begun! Once the books start the blog dies.
poopeee
Maybe that’s a part of his book deal-that he can’t go online and blog for awhile.
He’s not posting any more free blogs now because he can get paid for putting it in a book.
Despite missing the oppurtunity to claim an understanding of poverty, he is selling out. He will probably still discuss what’s best for the poor with his friends. With all of his book money, he can buy minority friends and think of himself as giving back his own reparations.
I don’t know, I think you’re right – even though I’m not technically white because I’m mix I actually tend to do some of the typical things on your site, yes I know I’m guilty! (throws hands up in the air)
Anyway, when I see a girl, I admit, if she has bangs it kind of makes me focus a little bit on her ’specially if she has nice facial features.. Because to be honest I don’t really see a lot of girls with bangs so it makes me focus on their face – eyes and features more.
But yeah bangs are cute but not every girl with bangs I am like “Wow” to… Plus there are a lot of things that attract men to girls even if they don’t have bangs – curly locks with blonde, highlights, long hair but yeah its not so often you see a girl with bangs so it makes guys wonder & look at her more.
I think Christian Lander should add Mamma Mia! to his list
Some B-Way snob white people consider that musical to be Eurotrash. It was mocked when it ran on the West End.
I actually thought this one was pretty good. (Maybe because I am not a white woman with bangs.) I used to hate bangs on women in general but they can look great on the right woman. But basically all types of hair can be attractive as long as it’s healthy, cut well, and fits you as a person. I’m glad I’m a guy because I can just shave my head with a buzzer and it’s socially acceptable (and even desirable by many women.)
Rudy you homo, how are your hamsters? Do you ever let them out? Rudy do you ever wash that thing? Fucking sick weird fag.
Yeah # 105 white girls like to shave their bushes.
Zooey Deschanel is more enticing with bangs …
With girls as cute as this, they don’t call them bangs for nothing.
It’s why They Might Be Giants wrote a song about girls with bangs. They’re irresistible by white people.
haha I love this site
haha
It’s true
I’m white
I lovvvvvvve my fringe
Other white people seem to be pretty damn fond of it too lol
And guess what, I love Vice Magazine too, and seeing girls in Vice will fringes like mine make me smile
The article said: “Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes.”, “Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.”
It goes on, cluelessly, “It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.” (And you have been to how many HS reunions populated dominantly by white people? Probably as many as I have, which were populated dominantly by African American people. But, I am not making any assertions about the way people who are of a different pigmentation from mine live.)
I really hope this is a facetious article. First you make the assertion that “many people associate this haircut with children….” THEN you, in the next paragraph make the likewise, ridiculous assertion that, “For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman”
SO, it is for children? Or grown women? You don”t even agree with yourself in your own article? THIS is what you hope to inspire WHO to do WHAT? Or is it just an attempt to continue an old, ridiculous, hatred based one sided “relationship” that some people exist between people who live in different neighborhoods.
You also assert that (obviously under your lack of knowledge of how the majority of people live) “Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.” HUH? I’ve cut my children’s and my dh’s and my own bangs, in my kitchen, with a [Utility Shear for free. A Hundred Dollars? For bangs? Even in an Oak Brook children’s styling salon (yeah, where rich “white people” go to shop”) bangs alone cost……ready for it? SEVEN BUCKS.
You know less about “white people” than most racist whites know about African Americans. And, that is saying a LOT. (Lemme guess, some of your “best friends” are “white people.” LOL!)
Clueless.
I was hoping your comments were simply facetious, but, I don’t think they are. I was referred here, by an other blogger’s article about autism. Sorry to say I ran upon this silliness.
Maybe I should write an article about Nail Salons….and what all “those people” who frequent them think, and how they all think alike. Like you (concerning who you consider “white people”) I have NO IDEA what goes on in these places, but, like YOU, I could just make shit up.
Sad. Many people are hoping (maybe against hope) that Senator Obama, and other Inclusionists, could bring people together, but when I read SHIT like your blog, I see that those who yell the loudest about things being “unfair” are no more “FAIR” to others than they, themselves, may have been (or, of course, may not have been) treated in the past.
WHAT do you hope to accomplish with this divisive drivel?
I can’t imagine. Just more Divisiveness, I guess.
can you say “tongue in cheek” article??
get a clue!
Nah. I don’t think so. If she can make “assumptions” about people she doesn’t know, I can make assumptions about the reason the articles are written;
1) Continuing the dying trend of Racial Divisiveness (the author might want to listen to the hatred filled ravings of Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh, same goals.)
2) Attempting to piss “those people” off with mocking and again, assumptions. But, they are so off, that it doesn’t matter. And, no one is going to get as pissed off as the author intends them to.
3) Fear that Righteous Anger is no longer Relevant. NEWS, it isn’t. Some refuse to DO, so they mock, and taunt and attempt to Divide. Old tactics. They don’t work, not with thinking people any more.
Geez, Marcia, take it easy. This article is obviously facetious. The author is poking fun at racial stereotypes, not endorsing them. Also, the author probably IS white, and has a sense of humor about his/her race’s stereotypes. Even if they’re not, who cares!! I don’t want to live in your Nazi version of the world where people have to tip-toe around because they might insult someone’s hairstyle. This page is a JOKE about BANGS and you’re talking about it like someone was murdered. It’s you who is being the most divisive…if you read the other comments, you may see that people of all races are COMING TOGETHER to enjoy the silly premise of this article. I say “Death to the comedy Gestapo!!”
The author is white. His name is Christian Lander, and he just got this blog turned into a book. His biggest inspirations for this blog are his friends and himself. It’s supposed to be funny and point out contradictions in modern “white” culture. The very ones you pointed out are supposed to be funny, not taken literally.
lol..this is a funny article. White people think they’re a blessing to the world. Dear white people, stop thinking like this, you guys are not a blessing. And dear black people, stop thinking that you’re always the victim of prejudice and racism(maybe that explains why some black people are so rude and racist towards other woman). Maybe, they’re voicing out the unjust behaviors of others towards them by being so obnoxiously loud.
And whoever wrote this article, should take a look at all those black women out there. Almost all of em had bangs at one point in their life. So stop writing stupid articles, and lets talk about something that white people really like:
THEY LOVE SHOWING INTEREST IN YOUR CULTURE, AND THEY LOVE TO BE AMUSED BY HOW UNIQUE SOMEONE’S PRIMITIVE CULTURE IS!!! THEY WISH THEY WERE BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE. OH SWEET WHITE PEOPLE. THEY’RE SO LOVING AND NICE. HAHAHAHA
Are you on your period? Or are you just a cunt? Either way go take a Midol, you fucking whore.
Shut up, you little prick. Who said I was talking to you. Couldn’t you come up with something more creative to say???
I am a fucking male whore. I dont have periods, but I’m sure you do.
ur a fucking male whore…..or ur a fucking male, whore! this is my question???
id like to add a
at the end of that p.s……..go deuche urself
I am a male whore, period! lol
I believe they already wrote one on that…
you’re quite sick, and you know this. You need help, your comment shows how lonely and desperate you’ve become.
Yeah, I am desperate for a handsome white man. You’re a good observer. How did you know I was that lonely?? damn!!
deuche baggggggggggg
In my city, Toronto, I notice that many white women of a certain age adopt the Anne Rice bob.
Shut up, you little prick. Who said I was talking to you. Couldn’t you come up with something more creative to say???
I am a fucking male whore. I dont have periods, but I’m sure you do.
please calm down. you’re scaring me.
- girl with bangs
this is hilarious. the post that is. i cannot believe people take things so seriously. as a white girl with bangs i am able to laugh at this and not feel the need to be angry or upset this prose. maybe it’s because i am the most popular in my group of friends……..
Come to think of it, I think this is quite a interesting subject to observe. As a freshman in college, it seems to me that this is (can’t believe I’m agreeing) quite true. Most of the hot girls that I am friends with have bangs. I don’t mind bangs, to me they look pretty good if it suits the girl. Not every girl can be pretty with bangs.
Who’s the girl in the pic? i think i’m in love…you think she’s jewish?
It’s Jenny Lewis
hmmm, maybe I should cut bangs…
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WHOO HOO, I guess I am cool, the reason I started wearing bangs is that I have a HUGE forehead and I am trying to cover it up……….
I just wanted to be comment # 700! You know black people don’t like to outdone!
Black people don’t like to be outdone? That’s why they pass on the right? Give me a break.
How do explain the unwashed thing with the blacks?
I just spent the summer in the Bay Area. My kids have never seen so many black people. The blacks were asking for money, for their newspaper or for their rap disc. Or they were talking obscenities on BART. Anyone who’s lived around Blacks or Hispanics or Jews knows they are not the friends of the world they’d like to inherit. My kids, They are beginning to understand the world.
Most of the blacks I see in the downtown area are very busy consuming copious amounts of crack and fortified wine. One black man around 50, ask my small son for spare change.