Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people.
However, it is important to remember that the “where” is often as important as the “who” when it comes to social networking. As noted in earlier posts, white people are obsessed with being in the right neighborhood and the Internet is no exception.
In the early days, white people joined a social networking service called Friendster where they could connect with old friends and make new ones. Eventually, white people started to notice more and more of their friends on MySpace, so they closed their Friendster accounts and migrated to the new service. It was like living in a neighborhood that was pretty good but kind of far away, so you might have to miss out on a few parties. Needless to say, this was unacceptable.
For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.
White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.
Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.
If you plan on befriending white people, it is essential that you join them in the digital suburbs and open a Facebook account immediately. It’s also a good idea to make up a story about how someone from high school sent you a friend request and after accepting you discovered that they were fat and unsuccessful. White people love these stories.
In an unrelated note you can join
pooped
I’m not sure how it happened, but I think I now have two Facebook accounts under the same name.
Does this mean I am doubly white?
http://claudiassurfcity.blogspot.com
humm lots of people like facebook
So you are all on facebook except me.
Wow you finally updated, figured you were too busy doing lame ass book signings, sell out.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501134621
Am white. Very, very white.
Now that Facebook is open to everyone, it’s become a country club that reduced the barriers to entry. Something else is going to take over in the future.
Man, I like how the comments get flamed out within the first post.
So is Twitter that newly gentrified neighbourhood with the cool clubs and convenient public transportation?
Wow what took this one so long!
I opened a Facebook account like 2 days ago.
Guilty as charged!
They should call it WhiteFacebook.
Bah!. Everybody uses facebook. Not just whites.
i’m not white and i’m not on facebook. my whites are on it though….mmmm….so it seems that white people really do like facebook….hahaha
i’m not white and i’m not on facebook. my white friends are on it though….mmmm….so it seems that white people really do like facebook….hahaha
Facebook’s appeal also came from its exclusivity – only the elite colleges had access to it at first. Does anyone else remember the uproar when they allowed community colleges to join?
Lander is stalking me, again. (need to put that in my status update).
http://athenasmom.wordpress.com/
‘Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.’
That is the best analogy. ever. hahahaha. so true.
Agreed. Nicely done, Christian.
Agreed, Facebook is the great uniter. It spans racial divides and brings people together. People of all races are on that motherf***er.
I think maybe this one would fit better on a “Stuff People Like” blog, as in people in general. Other possibilities for such a blog could be breathing oxygen, sunny days, buffalo, and “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.”
http://buffalothis.blogspot.com/
So THAT’S why all my friends have PM Dawn listed under their favorites. All this time I thought I was really missing something. Damn.
“In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people.”
Ah, the new White art of minimalism! Like so much else White, it is derived. First, it comes from British understatement, the aristocratic business of seeming to never break a sweat or display an enthusiasm that might reveal one’s embarassing human-ness.
It also has roots in cool – the ploy of striking a pose so less character looks like more. Observers are invited to confuse the outer shell with inner merit. As anyone who has tried to be cool knows, though, cool is expensive and one hell of a lot of work. The new minimalism escapes this by the rhetorical equivalent of driving a tiny car — it’s the unstatement that makes a statement. Practicioners are simply too cool to be bothered to make the effort to be cool! What could be hipper, more cutting-edge, more White that that?
Anyway, people who work at being cool are small-w Whites. Not that I personally know any, and if I did I dropped them. It’s amusing to watch them crawl up and ask if I’ll be their Facebook friend. Not that they want me to. If I did accept them, I would no longer be the sort of uber-White they’d want to associate with.
Even worse when…guh…*high school* students could join!
…soon you’ll be able to buy expensive sandwiches!
“In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.”
As a employee of T.G.I. Friday’s (nearing two years) I’d like to point out we attract plenty of white people. Oftentimes the wrong kind of white people, but white people either way.
Facebook is going out too, it seems regular folk who didnt go to college are now on Facebook. Now white people enjoy the privacy, and exclusivity of asmallworld, you have to be invited to join, and most of its users are travelers, royalty, models, millionaires, and the like. White people LOVE exclusive things, especially on the open internet.
Its all about Asmallworld.com now, its verrrrry exclusive, so exclusive it only has like 400,000 people on it, and you have to be INVITED to join. Many celebrities, multimillionaires, and even royalty have asmalworld account. Its sooo incrediblty snobby, its a white extravaganza.
Just because they are white, doesnt mean this blog applies to them. Wrong kinds of white people, are just as much as a minority, as well a minority is, even though there might be more wrong kinds of white people, then the right kinds of white people.
That is so true… The good story of facebook, is once upon a time in havard…
Speaking as a white person, I really think this post should/could also have been Facebook on your blackberry, or just blackberry’s in general. What other personal gadget allows you to ignore someone while spending quality time with them? The Blackberry fulfillls this role exclusively and neatly for the white person.
Hilarious… I haven’t made the move to Facebook yet, still clinging to my Myspace page, but yeah, it’s not the cool place anymore. By now I should probably just wait until Facebook is lame, and move to whatever the next hot site is, because by now it’s already losing its hipness factor. Too many people know about it.
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Everybody loves: http://whatiwatchedlastnight.blogspot.com/
i fucking hate facebook. I have a page because I wanted to check up on my boyfriend’s ex. For this and other reasons I obviously have issues other than worrying about which story I make up to explain why I have a facebook page.
myspace still rocks and the rest of you indie nerds can have facebook where REALLY nothing ever fucking works.
having a page cos it’s the cool thing to do is lame. I got a myspace when I moved abroad and a friend who was sick of forgetting what I look like forced me to make one when she came and visited me. Facebook is wack because you can’t stalk strangers, and what good is the internet if you can’t take pleasure in your anonymity?
been a while since I heard of someone who was PROUD of working at a suburban chain restaurant.
For you aspirational social networkers – http://www.asmallworld.net is invitation-only the country club, and Lstyle.com is your offshore private island.
Facebook also doesn’t have the horrible distracting ads myspace does. They only have simple text ads like Google.
Myspace really started to go downhill once people started customizing their profiles. I have to turn off styles to read a lot of people’s pages. Facebook still has a very clean interface. They were starting to move toward the clutter of myspace with all of their applications but the new interface really cuts down on that.
Wow, I feel like this one was off the mark. The timing’s not exactly right: MySpace and Facebook came about at the same time, and Facebook was relatively unknown to the world because it was _college-only_. I can’t believe that fact wasn’t mentioned. There’s about two paragraphs of material on that fact alone.
We used to have a TGI Friday’s nearby but it closed. My oldest son & I were sorry to see it go.
A check-cashing place or a housing-project are genuinely undesireable things to see appear in your neighborhood as is an apartment-complex or a bus-line. Sad but true. –Jeff in Houston, Texas.
Guilty as charged. Love facebook. I miss Scrabulous though. The new “official” Scrabble game sucks.
why is this not funny!
Check your facts: online social networking started with Blackplanet.com in the nineties, which replicated the bulletin board systems of the eighties. Black college students on Blackplanet.com were turned onto online social networking before white people even knew what it was. Facebook and Myspace were started much later and around the same time. Myspace was originally started as social networking for musicians and only later did non-musician folks realize that it could serve as a general social networking tool. Facebook started as an extension of Harvard College’s own facebook, a searchable directory of undergrads that included their pictures, age and location on campus. It was originally restricted to college students.
The absence all these relevant facts makes this post particularly unfunny in addition to being inaccurate.
Nice! I love a good dose of honesty first thing in the morning!
b-b-but what if I like PM Dawn?
Post are getting worse and worse.
Word. This could have been much better researched but perhaps that would have been to white, and trying too hard since success has already been achieved. Just as facebook was developed as an extension of Harvard’s own facebook, Myspace was an extension of the music scene in LA. And even before that it was that, it was called freediskspace.com and was used as an e-harddrive that people could access their files from anywhere in the world….think something akin to Google Documents.
This is sort of like what happened when Will Smith finally showed us full force that all along he was merely trying to please the white folks…parents just don’t understand. You get too much money and attention, and you just get too big to do the job you came here to do and it no longer matters if you do it well or not, as long as you keep your sponsors and the money starts to accumulate.
Book appearences and Facebook… wow. Go Will Smith go.
J, you’re a douchebag…who cares about the inaccuracy, that’s not the point, but I’m sure you’re whiter than most of us on here so I suppose that makes your arrogance completely acceptable. In fact, you probably have a graduate degree in some worthless subject like oh, I dunno Humanities? Your thesis: Evolution of social networking sites in America.
Any way to get to the point. I personally grew up in ‘digitial Detroit’ and currently reside in the heart of dowtown hoping one day that perhaps Tom will decide to gentrify. I bought a place out in the suburbs of facebook, but prefer my loft because the experience is so much more ‘real’.
Peace.
i just copied and pasted it to my blog.
hit me up on myspace, peeps!
/not white enough, apparently
So true! I just made the decision yesterday to remove my MySpace page and open up a Facebook account. I think the only reason why it’s taken me so long to do it is that I’m only 1/2 white.
I hate myspace and facebook. I nuked ‘em both from orbit and haven’t been happier. Go Go Gadget Twitter!!!
this site used to be amazing. but i believe you’ve jumped the shark.
To quote Kanye West (much before he became a pop r-tard)
“You know how girls on black planet be when they get bubblee”
Boring post. Poorly researched. A lot of white people don’t even care about facebook and myspace.
If you really enjoy being stalked then join Twitter.
Yup, your analogies get right to the heart of it dude. TGI Fridays etc. one was my fave!
Love that a real writer is appreciated on the web. Your points are valid but it’s mos def (haha) the writing that brings me back every time!
a bus-line?
Jeez and I thought it was cuz you kids got some real attitude and wanted to stick it to the man Murdoch/Fox and ditch it when he bought it.
Boy did I give you the benefit of the doubt….
Quite true, the same people who probably aren’t chained to their blackberries I’m sure.
However, those people probably do enjoy astute and clever humour and this post has it in spades.
You’re confussed.
WOW, the pooper made the big time. The first post, I’m proud of you. All that pooping finally paid off.
I thought that white people would be more into LinkedIn… I have 53 contacts…
Is it still the same person writing this blog?
Or is this a lame experiment for advertising?
you morons that shit is innately high school.
paul – i’m not white that’s why i know. like lots of others, i was around on blackplanet way before facebook and myspace came on the scene.
Smallworld has a cheesy looking interface. Stock photography – how exclusive.
I say not only facebook, but calling it fb…
“Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.”
That is one of the funniest lines I have ever read.
What kind of research did you expect when you came to this website?
You’re right, your list of facts was so much more hilarious than this post.
The Quotations section on Facebook is really the best part. The really trendy (and therefore most fearful) profiles get nervous about inspirational quotations and try to weave together an inside joke with something political…
polarbearswimming.blogspot.com
About.com just added 3 new sites to their Top 10 Employment sites list:
http://www.linkedin.com
http://www.realmatch.com
http://www.indeed.com
Only one of them is a social network. Employers and recruiters dont care if they know someone, they want to hire the most qualified candidate….nothing will ever change that.
This is the best one recently. I especially like “In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project.” You could also toss in a Cricket Wireless store there.
Who ever said racial stereotypes had to be totally accurate? Isn’t that the whole reason minorities hate them so much?
If you don’t like the blog, don’t read it. Go find one more indie and authentic, since this one has obviously been ruined by commercialization.
Your post makes me want to believe everything you say. I bet you really are dangerous.
I like people who believe what I say, but I’m only dangerous on the internet. You can believe that too
kudos for getting back into form SWPL.
This is hilarious. Two or three ironic things as their favorites–love it.
Do white people love college and wine?
http://scwinos.blogspot.com/
finally! something white that i DON’T do!
there may be hope for me yet…
Blonk of the week
P.M. Dawn!
What about beauty supply stores? or Discount (repossessed) furniture warehouses?
Or even worse……Wal mart!
So true! Ha ha
yes, everybody uses facebook. i don’t think anyone is denying that. i think we’re just talking about why WHITE people like facebook.
Hey, I am offended here, my pay day lending/check cashing/pawn shop has a profile on Facebook!
Where else are you going to go to cash your paycheck, buy some new gold, and wire money to purchase a South Asian bride to take to TGIFridays?
Check for me under Dr. Whiteys Payday Loans and Express Lube
I got my phD from Harvard in the 80s
Doesn’t everybody just use facebook or myspace to keep tabs on their love interests, rivals, ex- boyfriends/girlfriends or am I missing the point here?
“SocialWhore has added 97 new self-shot portraits of herself.”
ugh.
http://www.diaryoffools.com
Life is ridiculous. Read about it here.
i’m not white and i agree with you. i don’t think facebook has anything to do with being white. maybe the author is running out of ideas or the fact that the founder of facebook is a white hipster who went to harvard and supports obama the reason behind this post
Don’t forget Riverdance!
A bus line?! How typically suburban and white. How will your housekeeper ever get to your house?
Facebook and Myspace and the like are masturbation sites. “Look at me!” “Listen to me!” So much narcissism makes me want to puke. Social networking I get, but the diuretic opining is nauseating. Oh wait, I think I should excuse myself now. I’m making myself sick.
It’s supposed to be FUNNY people; not a freakin’ research paper. You all take yourselves WAY too seriously… get a life.
Who cares?! Missing the point…
When is the obligatory TED Talks post coming, white liberals eat those up. It’s a great way to waste time all the while you feel like a better and more intelligent person.
White people love blogs!
Yup, this was right in line.
Started off at Friendster, then could never logon.
Then came MySpace but soon all of the invites were fake 22 year olds wanting me to look at their webcam.
Also way too many Hijacked accounts.
Then came Facebook. I do miss Scrabblicious.
It got kind of annoying with the Zombies/Pirates/Vampires but they allow to block applications.
I think sometimes we just read to much into things. I’m Black and unfortunately not many of my friends has embraced the social networking thing. They still think they can get killed by a stranger for being on one.(ha ha ha) and guess what there is white people who feel the same too. Things are just stereotypes people. At times they’re funny and at times they’re not depending on how deep it hits home. I think anybody especially white people would like this site I found http://www.therichjerkchick.com but I also know there’s a slim chance they won;t! Love you all!
more “diversity” wrecking the West…….
Beheaded Canada bus man ‘named’
A young man beheaded in a savage knife attack on a Canadian cross-country bus has been identified by friends as a “bubbly” 22-year-old man.
Canadian police have not yet formally confirmed the victim’s identity, but friends paid tribute on Facebook and in e-mails to Canadian media.
One told broadcaster CBC that Tim McLean, the presumed victim, was loved by many and called him a “ladies man”.
Police have charged Vince Weiguang Li, 40, with second-degree murder.
Mr Li, of Edmonton, Alberta, appeared in court in Portage la Prairie, Manitoba, on Friday.
Myspace and facebook are filled with non-white degenerates, race-mixers, race traitors, sluts, HS drop-outs, whiggers, and so much more.
Facebook is run by a jew who stole the technology and idea and is being sued over it.
Myspace was bought out by uber-Zionist Rupert Murdoch.
Yeah, buses are loud and they spew diesel smoke. Why is that hard to understand?
Hey, hold on here! I thought white people loved indie bands and now you say we are forsaking them by leaving them on myspace? Apparently white people are very fickle. Maybe we should start a movement to combat that.
Good comment.
Facebook and myspace are filled with all kinds of non-whites, rappers, ambiguous mixed-race types, etc.
LinkedIn doesn’t include these non-White clowns and HS drop-outs that want to be “friends” with every white blonde they see on the net.
agreed!
he’s not a “white hipster”, he’s a jew.
A few of you need to get a sense of humor. Super white -white girl just had to call her friends and share. First time I have ever visited and read as many blog enteries as I had time to. (I have somewhere to be at 6 tonight and that only leaves me and hour and fifteen minutes to drive the 3 miles). No stereotype is truely representative of the group it refers to, I prefer to see the humor in the areas that did apply to me (as someone who interned while getting a journalism degree, who hates math, loves myspace, and is conservative (gasp) and lives in neighborhood with an association. (Guess what, there are lots of other ethnic groups represented in the neighborhood here and we all socialize together.) To top it all off white girl here lives in….. Alabama (oh horrors!! what a small mind I must have to be from the worst state there is) Just think of all of the stereotypes you can break out while making fun of the uneducated, white trash, toothless girls from Alabama, Deliverance here I come.
bullshit.
Alabama has great looking southern White girls. Since they are descended from Scots-Irish stock, they cannot be stupid, as this ethnic group has high IQs.
Alabama’s biggest drawback is its population of negroes.
yes, but white people think coldplay is an indie band.
ahaha. ok. seriously, what you do is establish a ghetto within walking distance, but on the other side of a creek…
What of you’re a dollar menuaire? Can I join face book if I’m one of those?
Facebook was around before myspace…
I love law and Order Special Victims Unit
Elliot Stabler is to TV Law Enforcment, as tweety bird is to Mexicans… namely and chiefly GOD!
You are… you’re missing the fact that PM Dawn is the best hip hop/R&B musical group ever, DUH!
Get with it!
6 words:
Set a Drift on Memory Bliss
This is true, to attract the right kind of white people you need a Red Mango, with T.G.I. Fridays you get the kind of Vanilla faces that like Deep Fried Mac and Cheese Balls… mmm mac and cheese…
Peace up, A town down
True. I stalk you electronically… all the time
Very Clean Interface…. that’s such a white thing to say
You make my heart smile!
INTERFACE! There! The third times a charm- now the Bill Gates Faery will come and put a billion dollars under your pillow.
Snorkel
Then you can join my posse…. it’s over on Broadway, where any respectable posse aught to be.
White people care about research, most sincerely- they are, in fact, bosom buddies.
As a white person, I can confidently say that your treatise on Facebook is an enjoyable and Caucasian-approved writeup which benefits all the more from it being told in the form a story.
dude! you are getting boring. come up with something else
Yawn!
Um, actually, that’s Plurk now. Twitter is so 2007.
i need help, SWPL! i think i may have had a possible white person sighting, but i’m not sure.
i was austin, texas, and spotted a vehicle with a bike rack AND a bumper sticker that said “tv sucks. go ride your bike!”
BUT! the vehicle was an SUV and it was sitting in the drive-thru of a mcdonalds!
i’m so confused! was that the right kind of white person or the wrong kind of white person? or not a white person at all?
Mark Zuckerberg has the CUTEST butt I’ve ever seen.
Stupid white person.
You should write about the game cornhole, the one with the bean bags. It is very popular in Chicago and I have only seen white people play it (a bean bag in one hand, a beer in the other).
funny stuff! anyways, some people here need to chill out. no need to be racist!! c’mon, this site it just in jest and making jokes not about putting down people with racial slurs.
Facebook? Fuck is that, I’m starting my own, CUNTBOOK! That way we can see all the cocksucking slob whores all in one place. Nice shaved bushes, all shades of pussy welcome. Any investors out there?
for those in the know, facebook was around pre myspace hotness, but it was reserved for those attending the chosen universities. it wasn’t until they opened up to anyone who pleased that it really blew up…i miss the good old days
We call that game “Bean Bags.” I love that game.
Gee, I hope that you and I don’t live in the same state.
And this is because, at the heart of it, white people are incredibly insecure people, desperately needing others to affirm their existence. White people will jump on anything riding by if that makes them look “better.” White people get their hipness and affirmation from other cultures by dressing like them, talking like them, stealing their music, body posturing or whole way of life. Facebook is just .000000000000001 of it.
this fool thinks all white people in Alabama are derived from Scot-Irish stock. yawn indeed.
for real
The Scotch-Irish can not be stupid. Your own testimony proves that at least one is.
What the hell is this post about? Is it maybe you want his head in facebook, or diid you get a bad batch of crack?
STUFF BIGOTS LIKE, #1: Smugness
The satisfaction and superiority that comes from being able to reduce the complexity of others’ experience to meaningless genericisms.
STUFF INSECURE PEOPLE LIKE, #1: Easy Answers to Complex Problems
Social critique or satire isn’t easy. To work it has to engage the real conditions of the world, challenging perspectives by exposing the hidden details of social constructs. For those of us without the personal character to deal with that, the alternative is disengagement: flattening perceptions and problems into simple, comfortable, aphorisms to reinforce one’s delusions. That’s easy.
To anyone balancing on the fence between “this is a funny and provocative jab at cultural silliness” and “this isn’t funny enough to justify its bigotry” – just read the comments on any of the postings and check out the sort of people engaged by this garbage.
Great points! Have you considered the possibility of writing a book about your ideas? I mean, why settle for just being angry when you can make a living from your ignorance and contempt for others? Seems to have worked for the guy who runs this site.
oh, that answers it…i was wondering where scrabulous went….
BUT a lot of white do care about myspace and facebook. sorry to cancel your point
this blog is in friendster territory.
To piggyback on Digital Detroit, this blog has become Electronic Eddie Murphy.
Groundbreaking at first, hasn’t been hilarious in years.
theloveofbeer.com
dude! many people poop on this blog – not just one…but i so applaud the pooper who posted first! que bueno!
brava!
yes, i did. i just pooped.
poop-arific!
yuo should see his poop
jesus was a black man lynched italian style
I am equally amazed, impressed, saddened, and embarrassed by how accurate this blog is. It makes me sit up and say “holy shit, I’m not as cool as I thought I was!”
Shut up jew boy.
I was going to write this entry and submit it myself for consideration.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
angry? who? you?
It takes your special kind of smugness to rise above the level of this blog. I commend you.
There’s no point in arguing with stupidity, but it’s easy enough to point it out.
See above.
“Smug” isn’t the right word. “Arrogant” might make more sense.
But, faced with the choice between effective and marginally clever, your decision isn’t much of a surprise. Do you make the same choice when you have to distinguish between “style” and “substance”?
This blog represents an ideology. It’s nothing new, just a variation on the same old destructive thing: instead of taking bigotry for granted, or not talking about, let’s make it clever.
Recognize it… or at least give it some thought.
I’m pissing myself over the digital Detroit line. The latter statement is something that the “wrong” type of white person would say.
Actually, I think that you are missing the point. This is white people laughing at themselves. Self-deprecating humor. I prefer it to ethnic jokes any day. Frankly laughing at my own foolishness and frailty takes the edge off the bone grinding depression that sets in when I look at everything for what it really is. This beats slitting my wrists any day.
Unfortunately, not every installation in this blog is filled with sharp-witted genius. By the way, I prefer style and substance; they aren’t mutually exclusive of each other. I am not sure what you mean by this blog being effective. What effect were you hoping for, Ben?
Ben,
I’m not sure where you’ve detected this “superiority”. If you read more than a few postings, you’ll start to notice that the author considers himself to be just as much of a “white person” as anyone else. Have you noticed that the blog’s author appears in quite a few of the pictures that accompany the postings?
I also don’t see very many “easy answers” (or answers at all, for that matter) being proposed here. Maybe you’re reading a bit too much into all of this.
It seems like there’s a bit of Freudian projection in your thoughts about “insecurity”… people who are insecure often take their own thoughts too seriously. As long as there are people like you, the type of satire found in SWPL will always have a following.
i lvoe how everyone corrects the fact that facebook, or harvards facebook or whatever-book exisited before Myspace….
the equivalent of correcting peoples grammer. gawd help us. and i just pooped
Dave,
If that’s your honest opinion, I can respect that. Different people come to this wanting a different types of experiences: some want satire and see nothing but that in the blog; others clearly want validation for their cultural views.
If you, personally, don’t agree that a not-so-subtle pushing of identity into degrading little boxes is endemic to the site – or if that doesn’t bother you, that’s your call. But I don’t think a contrary opinion is unreasonable. You’ve thought about it and made up your mind. Other people might appreciate an opening to a different perspective.
Regarding your point on the author: I think he’s sincere in presenting this is satire. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t anything else behind it.
The ‘Freudian projecting’ bit though, Dave, is no good. That’s a circular argument: “Yer projecting – No yer projecting – No yer…”. I’m glad you took the time to offer a thoughtful response to my post. Sticking to analyzing the points, not my psychology, is fair play.
There is no ‘point’:
You can’t say “this is the point” and therefore your point becomes the point. “The point” is what you make of something on one side and the consensus of what people in general make of it on the other.
I don’t think I’ve missed anything here: I get your point and disagree with it. No, this is not “white people laughing at themselves”. I didn’t have to fill out a form to post this. It’s not a club.
It’s an open blog with a comment forum. It attracts all sorts of people: lefty ironic masochists having fun; righty social conservatives trying to tie the content to their ideas; all-out bigots; people spamming their own blogs/products/whatever; confused people; angry people. Who knows what color they are unless they say it explicitly.
You might be perfectly comfortable with your relationship to these ideas. Fine. Other people are looking for validation of something I find repugnant: read “Soup Scones’” bit a couple posts down. Is that really ok? Are you sure that way of thinking isn’t in the blog’s nature?
Then you would love asmallworld.com, but its invite only, and you have to know someone allready on it. Its whiter than the olsen twins, its whiter than a peice of copy paper, its whiter than micheal jackson, its so white you have to be rich, a traveler and white and have a friend allready on to invite you. and I doubt you will ever get an invite.
rich jews are better than poor white people anyday of the week…….look at arkansas, its poor and its filled with white people, the wrong kind of white people, not many jews there, if you hate jews than by all means go move to arkansas. Just be sure to take your cousin/sister, you might need a wife.
O please, dont spew your Fight Club lines to us, it was cute 6 years ago, now, um no.
its only cheesy so people wont want to go inside……i dont think royalty/models/the elite/famous musicians, and the like would be in it if was “cheesy”.
This site is getting lame, I used to checkt his site like everyday, now its once a week. I read the book at barnes and noble, didnt love it, so i didnt buy it.
I AM HERE TO SAY THIS SITE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD……………
Jan 08-July 08
so so sad, it had a good run…
But if Myspace has indie bands, wouldn’t that make white people like it?
I have all three accounts… I’m such a coconut.
Saw this and thought of you http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wZpZxK6MTWg
*snicker* Cuntbook…
Ha! So, so true!! Though may I point out, highly advanced white people such as myself also switched to facebook because more of our international friends are there. And why bother with a social networking site if you can’t brag about how diverse your friends list is??
The cherry of facebook is that you can rank others in any number of areas. Networks, photos, friends, wall posts, status updates… whichever way you like, there are so many ways to pass judgment.
I judge someone who 1) has too many applications cluttering their profile, 2) updates their status every day to something unimportant eg “Sajidah is not here”, 3) has albums mostly consisting of self-portraits done with the aid of the bathroom mirror. I also judge people who have too many friends, because it’s clear they’re rampant adders. It isn’t a contest, kids.
Remember the fuss about the newsfeed? One wonders how we did without it now. Who was everybody kidding, they want to be stalked, you know?
see #101 White People Love Being Offended
Yes, I am sure. I have read Soup Scones entry, and there is a difference between satire and angry diatribe. The difference would be a sense of irony and wit, both of which Soup Scones lacks. That post below is filled with anger, and is humorless.
I also know that the world is filled with all kinds of people, who hold different points of view. I can live with them with a certain amount of humility because I know that I am not perfect, or I can hate them for not thinking just like me.
I really think you’re missing the point… The type of people that this blog tries (although not so well lately, I’d have to say) to satirize usually believe that they (I should actually say “we”) are extremely individualistic and unique. As a result of white privilege, we’ve all grown up to believe that we’re Renaissance men and women, worthy of as much recognition as Michelangelo. I think the whole idea is to point out that it’s much easier to push a lot of our “unique” traits into “degrading little boxes” than we think.
YES! I’ve been waiting for the Facebook post for a long time.
This book is hilarious! I haven’t stopped laughing since I bought it yesterday. Great Job Christian!
congratulations on your recent coup in the 2008 Blog Awards. Stop by my website to claim your cartoon picture of a cubic zirconia statuet.
Acting angry for the irony and in the pursuit of satire is acceptable I hope. ie. Black, Rock and many other comeidians
I just jerked off all over myself, maybe later I will shit my pants, only kids poop, man shit themselves.
Hey, Ben, you are not paying attention to Soup. He’s not angry. White people get so up tight about making their point that they go beyond the ability to comprehend what those about them are saying.
I’m going to write a book.
Ben you’re so wonderful, I’m sure your mother has told you so. Will you sing a song with me? The song goes like this Hey Himmler keep your ovens warm for me. Fuck you.
Real men don’t shit themselves. Stay in Philly, Phil. And, the next time your jerk yourself take, a piece of Kleenex with you.
The Buckaroo, making the world better one day at a time.
For sure, Buckaroo: I’d say it’s even necessary. Satire is the exaggeration of details to bring out the absurd truth. There has to be anger there for it to work at all.
The best comics are hyper-aggressive and nasty but there’s a difference between that and reducing something to the innocuous level of LOLcats: that’s the shutting down of ideas and emotions instead of letting them out – different from Chris Roch – and parcelling them into stiff little packages of color.
Maybe it’s not true of you, but it seems like a lot of people connect to this stuff just because it gives them the ok to shut down like that. I’m just dropping these notes hoping that a couple of them think twice about it.
Try backing up your own ideas? or try treating people like their real? Is that too difficult?
There are a lot of options between passive humility and aggressive hatred. I think some of those might be worth trying?
No, I do understand that point. That’s how the blog’s marketed and it may be Lander’s intention to do just that. But what’s behind the material is different from the way that the material is used, what it means to the people reading it, and what its impact really is. Isn’t that the real point? That’s what I’m being critical of.
DAVE! You wanted an example of an easy answer: well, there you go.
Are you upset with me then?
Well I’m a wino man, I can’t help myself, sometimes I lose control of my body function.
Same here!
Bad day for piles, what a pain in the ass, really.
l can’t say white people love being offended because white people only started to love being offended once Christian pointed it out… like two weeks ago. *blank stare* Fool, people have been commenting on white people loving to take offense since the beginning of time. *smh*
Only two days? Are any of your friends white people?
White people also love http://detentionslip.org. It keeps them informed of all the teacher sex scandals and other crazy news.
I gotta say. When I first found this site, it was funny. Now it doesn’t make any sense anymore. The comedy is way lost. You basically state something that people like, and just use the phrase “white people”. I mean…there’s obviously MILLIONS of white people in America. When are we gonna see something like how white people like ice hockey—that would make sense. How about how white people like NASCAR—also makes sense. C’mon…you can do better…..
All great points!!
There’s also the bunch who include very few, but real details like major and email. AKA they’re too cool to ‘waste time’ filling it in, but want to be part of the group.
oh and the people who update their status everyday are the MOST annoying! like anyone actually cares where you ate dinner that night! people use it all too often to show off or be sassy.
it’s not instant messenger–you don’t need an excuse to not have your facebook page up.
How about the people who install facebook on their Blackberries???
“oh! i need to change my status and see what Nikki wrote on my wall!”
i think White People love creating their ‘ideal profile’ of themselves. much like 2nd Life, but more hip because it’s still kind of real.
Congratulations. You’ve contributed nothing.
Hi Christian. I read the interview in Dagen Nyheter (Stochom, Sweden) today. Just want to inform you about my own blogg ”Den bildade medelklassen” (“The Educated Middle Class”). Guess you don’t understand Swedish, but … well, at least you could look at the pictures and movie-clips …
I referred to what you said about “The Scandinavian White Person” as some kind of ideal for the “American (middle class) person”:
http://denbildademedelklassen.blogspot.com/
There’s also a fine art to the profile picture. The partying picture is the status quo, but there’s special points awarded for the “Eiffel Tower or Golden Gate Bridge backdrop” photo, black and white artsy lookaway photo, or a combination of either of these with you as a cute baby. If you can pull off the black and white, artsy lookaway baby photo in front of the Statue of Liberty… well, that’s the top.
- Neil
Neil’s blog: http://1000awesomethings.wordpress.com
Ben, if ever I’ve seen love this is it, and he talks dirty, too.
I’ll call you when it gets better.
Phill, it is all over for you. The body doesn’t function and the brain is so far out there that it’s time for the your last will and testament. It’s been nice, and I’ll continue my world work one day at a tiime. RIP
Neil and Mark (above), You’re not in the big time and won’t get there. All the plugs you give yourself in free posts shows the level you will sink to. Shame.
you white folkz like gays and somtime sleep with them lol uncle cracker rules get a life stupid bastards!!!
What a great way to plug Facebook. They must be very happy with their new arrangement. I guess it’s a good thing that SWPL didn’t sign a deal with Aunt Jemima or something. I could just see it now, “You know what white people love…syrup…”
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008
The whole entry could have been reduced to the last five paragraphs.
I thought white people loved struggling musicians?
Facebook doesn’t need any plugs….
P.M. Dawn, ha, that reference cracked me up. I got a free CD at some event about 10 years ago with a song called “I used to manage P.M. Dawn” by Block that is pretty amusing.
If you pay attention to the consistency of the stereotype this blog goes after, you would realize that NASCAR, and to a lesser extent, ice hockey, is enjoyed by the WRONG kind of white people.
The comments left on the site do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the majority of readers. Someone who reads it and is dissatisfied or wants attention for their competing blog or just to be an internet idiot is much more likely to leave a comment than someone who enjoys the blog in how it’s meant to be presented.
Saying the majority of comments left are idiotic and take the blog the wrong way does not mean that the majority of readers do. It just means the majority of commenters are idiotic and take the blog the wrong way.
I still like myspace better.
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
#107 stuff white people say, when there are no blacks, mexicans, jews, or gays around, wow are we fucking racist! Great stuff, I never knew so many people loved Hitler!
Where I am from (the rural midwest) white people like the following things:
Harley Davidson motorcycles
Jack Daniels
Steel-toed boots
Shotguns
Blue Jeans
Ultimate Fighting
Judas Priest
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
But who doesn’t like grilled cheese sandwiches?
You are out of ORDER dude!!!!
This blog should be called “Stuff Hipsters Like”.
not very original
lifelesslived.wordpress.com
Great point. It’s very skewed to a certain TYPE of white people, isn’t it? Many of the items on the list are right on, but others definitely cause you to question the agenda of the author(s).
Interesting, except that white people aren’t the only ones who like living with security, privacy, and neighborhoods with preserved aesthetics.
Oh, and I don’t love your article, so what race does that make me?
does anyone else find it ironic that they have a Facebook? How white of them!
Facebook GROUP. Blah.
I am from rural Texas. I would have to agree with your line-up however I would have to remove Judas Priest in favor of Metallica (Black Album and previous works).
I have sent this website to a lot of people in rural areas and they don’t jive with it.
I would say the white people who read this are PROBABLY the white people who got beat up by the white people I know.
uy, I almost have one of those. except it’s not the statue of liberty, but charles’ bridge in prague. however, i am slavic, that probably automatically disqualifies me as the right kind of white person. (and me not using capital letters is a statement
)
Correction, most young white people like gays. The older whites may say they are OK with gays but they still dislike them.
You forgot a neighborhood watch that reports everything in a daily newsletter.
The moment I found out that every f-ing time your someone says hello to someone else it gets reported on your page, I sold me cheep condo in Facebook-ville and moved back to my lovely myspace slums… only to find out they were giving out an f-ing news letter too.
Well will a time come to move away from Facebook? I worry about the security risks on Facebook that is Why I have not used it much.
This might be the end of facebook, given how popular it is at this very moment.
I liked the part about struggling musicians on Myspace wow that was well observed.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
As a white person, I’m offended by the tongue-in-cheek presentation of important white person stuff on this blog… Absolutely tickled to have stumbled across it.
I don’t agree. I was absolutely on facebook first. (Though I did technically join Friendster the year before). I later joined Myspace (in 2005) just because a friend of mine went to a Technical college that didn’t have a facebook-compatible email account. Myspace was and still is, lame. Facebook has always been my favorite networking site. Well, that and Linkedin.
HA! This is awesome! I think this entire site was written about me. Rock on!
freelindy.wordpress.com
who uses the word dude when trying to make a point??
Go Detroit! errr…
In metro-Detroit (anywhere up to 30 miles away), the rightest kinds of white people love detroit, and can’t wait for it to rise again. They really live in posh suburbs but drive downtown for Tigers games and real city bars about once a month.
The more scared you are of Detroit, the more wrong-of-a-white person you become.
And when people from Lansing say they’re not coming to visit because “Detroit’s dangerous,” the whitest people don’t bother to explain that they actually live 15 miles away in the 7th safest city in the country.
So, if this whole list is of stuff the white people like, what does that say about other races? To me, it makes other races sound uncultured and poor… White people are into alot of the items on the list simple because they can.
Wow. This is a horrible blog.
I just came back from Detroit, where I lived for one year. I liked it a lot! It certainly is an underrated city.
I don’t know, maybe if I belonged to Facebook or MySpace or whatever I’d find that post amusing. Since I’m only part of Orkut, which was invaded by Brazilians, there was little in that post for me.
Talking about Brazilians: if you’d like to read about stuff a white Brazilian woman likes, go here:
http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
Of course, this will be very frustrating for those who only associate Brazilian women to samba and nudity…
do people really not get the idea of something being tongue-in-cheek? grow a sense of humor, comment writers.
This entry is so spot on that I can’t help but smile. You may or may not laugh but for myself and my friends it hit right smack on the nerve of white people.
Myspace has evolved a certain ghetto feel to it. Facebook is now the comfortable, clean and white gated community free from unwanted intruders. Perhaps a time will come that myspace becomes gentrified again? lol….
This blog is one of the best things on the net right now. It’s not only accurate but it’s hella funny! It pokes fun at, not just “white culture” (or lack thereof?) but American culture at large. I’m not white but I live in NYC and a lot of the “hipster” things are things that I do… Most in fact. Haha!!
So for the people who don’t like this blog I say: RELAX! It’s all in good fun!
Wow Ben, you really are taking this blog far too seriously (in my humble opinion).
The difference between you and many other people is that others visit this site, enjoy a bit of self deprecating humor and leave smiling. You, on the other hand, visit this site, get wound up, and write endless incredibly serious posts tha convince nobody while obviously not enjoying any humor.
Personally I prefer to smile but how you choose to perceive this site is certainly your business.
Cheers…
A
Reverse yellow fever? Or pay back?
Profile picture of * on facebook:
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v289/64/94/1210470048/n1210470048_30016565_935.jpg
*name withheld to protect white identity… you know, so nobody can find him and say he’s stealing their style.
I just watched Fight Club again last nite on tv and I would definietely say it is even more relevant now than ever.
That is if you can handle anything other than the pablum being churned out these days.
Ya ya ya Ben, you’re a little late and a little too serious, and w-a-a-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y-y too SWPL
#107 — your blog! We whites loves it!
Yes, I love facebook and have already acquired the Stuff White People Like application and taken the quiz! I’m definitely white, it told me so.
I like TGIFridays and I am not ashamed.
Awesome! That’s what this blog needs…a section to request clarification on whiteness when an individual’s actions cause confusion. Excellent!
booo I HATE Facebook and Myspace and all those incredibly BORING sites where people go to waste time.
Savernu, I don’t think this blog is putting down other races, have you read it? This blog is making fun of WHITE people for being so superficial and petty and needing to try to impress everyone. It’s SATIRE, why can’t people understand this?
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
This is by far one of the funniest posts ever
clander is all-fucking-knowing!
my facebook only consists of ironic keywords known to thwart the judgements of other white people!!! How did he know!
this man is a demi-god!
myspace= digital detroit
facebook= digital suburbia
Thats fucken awesome
Facebook is the top link for social networking on http://www.linkrow.com and it beat myspace and all the others. Is http://www.linkrow.com the next white thing to be featured on this website?
Myspace wasn’t a white persons playground that was later infiltrated by musicians; it was created for bands, as a way of advertising there shows and sharing their music, and was LATER attacked by the fickle white masses.
Get it straight.
White people also love Six Degrees of Separation, because they see themselves playing the pivotal role in bringing all the world together.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1041077/Microsoft-proves-ARE-just-degrees-separation-world.html
Anyone who has the slightest sense of mind would understand that internet communities where never made for any other reason than earning money on the people using it.
Linkedin, myspace, facebook you name it, next years version is called what? You just have to wait and see..
Grumpy Man
stuff white people like: blogs
stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.
AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
I’ve been waiting for the facebook post…nice work! Now I think you should discuss the white person habit of asking questions with the intonation of a sentence.
Spencer – http://www.levantinesummer.blogspot.com
I knew Facebook was becoming a bit of a Disney World for the internet when my Mom started asking me if she should have a Facebook page. Oh. Lord.
http://www.marriageconfessions.wordpress.com
White people also like pointing out how ‘articulate’ a minority person is if they speak better than whatever negative stereotype they have about that minority group.
And then they expect it to be taken as a compliment.
Facebook represents every excuse in the book. For instance…it’s an excuse to goof off at work, an excuse for not having any ‘real’ friends, an excuse for being perverted and looking at chicks pics, an excuse for being lazy and not doing something productive or active, an excuse for not corresponding with ‘real’ friends and relatives the adult way via phone call or letter, an most importantly an excuse to be extremely selfish and egocentric. In other words…I love it!!
And now employ the white people you know.
You gotta think that white people like http://www.tugtest.com too! BOOYA!
“For a brief period of time, MySpace was the site where everyone kept their profile and managed their friendships. But soon, the service began to attract fake profiles, the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians. In real world terms, these three developments would be equivalent to a check cashing store, a TGIFridays, and a housing project. All which strike fear in the hearts of white people.”
Brilliant!
Tom Outter
The (Uncle) Tom Wars
http://www.tomwars.wordpress.com
I effing HATE facebook. what’s the point?
I love PM Dawn’s first album. I say this with no irony. Judge away.
#107 Zionist Jews – whether they be anti-Christian liberals or neocon warhawks.
Hey, white people in the news, LA banned new fast food franchises in poor (non-white) neighborhoods with above-average obesity rates! Knowing what’s best for poor overweight nonwhite people. Hating (fast food) corporations. Also comments in support of this proposal hope organic food stores replace fast food.
Wow, 106 posts already…and still none on Black Penis?
I take it the author is another insecure White child with a teeny-weeny pinky babydick?
HAHA!!!
Guess us White girls need to start our own blog! I LOOOVVEE me some ethnic minority kawk!
~~~~~
MichelleE -
You’re a man.
lol @ black penis
Phil Kaplan – and you’re a babydicked schmuck.
Sorry if I prefer my meat a little darker and..um, meatier.
Anyhow, due to the sexual insecurity of this blogger, I don’t expect this fetish to be posted about even after he gets to #1000. Lol, loser.
or maybe it should be called “stuff young upper middle class people like”
Michelle – good point, but I would also like to point out that it goes the other way too. I am a whitey and I like my girls black, Indian, hispanic, Asian, Middle Eastern, you name it. You gotta try ‘em all.
BTW some of us white guys do know how to bring it…Buffalo style.
http://buffalothis.blogspot.com
Internet white flight! Who’d a thunk it! LOL!!!!!
Funny, the TGI Fridays in my city is located in one of the most affluent neighborhoods in the city and situated across the street from one of the richest counties in the country!
diversity sucks and is a weakness, not a strength.
Let’s say you are building a house, would it help to have all the workers be different? speak different languages? have some israelis and palestinians too? let’s throw in different religions too!!
Gee, this great diversity sure would make the job run faster and smoother.
No, it wouldn’t, and Canada is being hurt by diversity, and third world losers like this Weiguang Li, who brings his savage BS here to North America.
Zuckberg has an awesome rhino nose!!
What’s going on with the lawsuit? The jew is being sued for stealing the technology at Harvard.
Jews are the most inbred ethnic group in the USA. By far.
Arkansas is filled with negroes. One place that is the angriest, nastiest, and most anal place in the world is israel, called isra-hell.
The entire world avoids it, except curiously those arkansas bible-belt Whites that you ridiculed. jews love the people of Arkansas who subsidize the racist jewish state.
Lame.
TGIFs are 1980′s and 1990′s establishments in locations that once were White, but now are populated by all kinds of ambiguous racial types, hispanics, mulattos, hindus, pakis, negroes, etc.
I’d say most TGIFs are non-White.
Alabama has great looking White southern girls, you anti-White racist sucker. Too bad they’d smell you a mile away and you’d never get one.
White southern girls are legendary around the world. When have you ever heard someone brag that their wife is a New York Jew? or an illegal immigrant Mexican?
Come on.
Why do so many anti-White racists bother to post here??????
PS southern whites are scots-irish, plenty of them. Fool.
Ben is describing perfectly the population of israel: bigots, smug, racist, supremacist, clannish, and anti-social.
If you “satire” jews, they will call it anti-semitism. However, when a jew uses hate speech, they call it “satire”, that’s the way the jew’s mind works.
Calling a jew an “inbred ashkenazi” is anti-semitic, yet when a jew comedian cracks on rednecks it’s “satire”, yet they are the same thing.
Jews are not White, pure and simple, they hate Whites.
I wonder if the Heebs will get it into the nation’s public libraries? I think if something is leftist, anti-White racist, pro-jew, zionist history, etc. it has a good chance, since jews are acutely aware of pushing their propaganda just about anywhere they can.
You Swedes are so gay, and turning over your country to muslims and other scum, you guys are weak-ass pussies.
I have no idea how Adolf Hitler could have liked Swedes and hated Russians. Amazing really.
Shut up and ship some iron ore already.
Gays have much higher rates of depression, loneliness, and STDs than heteros, by far.
White people just want to be left alone, yet all these others: jews, mexicans, etc. just seem to follow us around, invade our space, want to join (i.e. fuck up) our gene pool, etc.
How many times have you heard Whites in Iceland whining? Never, since they aren’t inundated with shit pushed on them by anti-White racist, White-hating, jealous of Whites, Diversicrats.
Anyone who pushes “diversity”, and makes it their life’s purpose to become a professional diversicrat is a deep-down full-blown hater of Whites, and they damn well know it.
Shame on them.
In 30 years time, California public universities went from having good-looking girls to now being overrun with non-white girls and all around “diversity” which means a hodge-podge of crap.
This process has gone on over time, but you don’t really notice it until you leave the cesspools of diversity and go to something like a University of Iowa tailgate.
I am telling you, you will be bewildered by the numbers of great-looking White women there. California is long gone as a place for White girls. Long gone. Dead.
A White person would literally have to be insane to prefer a hodge-podge of all kinds of ambiguous diversity trash, than to see thousands of true White coeds in their prime.
Oh well, the secrets out, now every non-white will show up and diminish the attraction of it, like they do everywhere they show up where Whites exist.
Detroit will never rise again, and neither will Johannesburg, SA.
Yeah vote for Obama (Mandela-lite) and speed up the destruction of what the White world still has left.
Detroit, Haiti, New Orleans, Zimbabwe, South Africa. These places are all the same, the world over.
Gee, why is that?
Detroit will never rise again, unless the city trades all its blacks for all the whites still stuck in South Africa.
That would be an awesome trade for Detroit to make.
Good point.
Brazil has White women. Spanish, German, Italian, etc.
Samba is music that is descended from African slaves. It is not White.
That play/movie was about as ANTI-WHITE propaganda as could exist.
Sure, make all the White kids look bad, and voila! Will Smith (the homeless kid) is better and smarter than all the White offspring the adults had. Sure. Ah, right.
What a crock of revisionist anti-white nonsense.
Pure fiction.
Blacks are stupid.
Healthy food (i.e. produce) is even cheaper than fast food. The IQ of the ghetto black is really low.
Once you go black, white guys don’t want you back!!
Not a single White man would ever lower himself to marry a girl stupid enough to date negroes.
Women who date negroes severely impact their chance at finding a husband, and God knows that black dicks never act like real men. Marriage is for Whites.
hopefully this will end MichelleE’s idiocy:
“A new study conducted for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has revealed the annual infection rate for HIV is 40 percent higher than previously estimated. Fifty-three percent of all new infections occurred among gay and bisexual men, with men and women in the Black community at the second highest rate of infection. ”
Any questions? What do they call those suicidal types that aare depressed and have sex with high-risk individuals? there is a term for it….
LOL!!!!
Joys of diversity for Whites:
More than half of Ottawa’s 600 confirmed street gang members were born outside of Canada, according to Ottawa police intelligence.
In a report published in the RCMP Gazette magazine, Ottawa police Staff Sgt. Mike Callaghan of the guns and gang section said that 314 of the city’s 600 confirmed gang members were born outside the country.
And the membership of Ottawa’s two “predominant” gangs—the West Side Bloods and the Ledbury Banff Crips—is made up of 57 different nationalities, according to the report.
Both of these comments are exactly why Detroit is in the state it’s in. The point of bringing Detroit back up is to move there, like Paul (who commented on this post).
Just cause you live in the suburbs doesn’t mean your heart is in the right place. And chick-magnet, “trading all its’ blacks…” dude you are just plain evil?
LOL! I just joined the digital suburbs and can’t wait to meet other boring white people. Thanks for the inspiration!
I AM HAPPY to see this really I thought white folk were scared to use the white word lol. It is good to see this site, really is. I am from australia & it is so british there & the generations are very white. After living in USA for 8 yrs I was scared to say I am white & proud without any racist b/s. I dont care what you are as long as you are honest,decent & hardworking.I was glad to see this site I thought it would be about the white meat you know chicken LOL
Why do I like 53/106??? I’m not even white! Oh and can we please add the Wii?
Question- How come anything that isn’t White is considered exotic or ethnic? Does that mean to imply that White is mainstream?
B.H.
ibm, you are boring.
Did you grow up in Senegal or something. White shit is the mean, median and mode.
All I know about Australia is from Whale Rider and Neighbours. Curious country there, but your LOL is unjustified.
When there are crimes to be committed in Ottawa, no one cares about petty disputes like Kashmir, Darfur, Kosovo and so on. Crime is a uniting force, let us celebrate it and get to work stickin’ em up.
You don’t hate it enough to use a real expletive ergo you love it.
Because we live in America which was founded by white people. Japan actually has a similar fascination with American culture as we do with theirs.
It’s in the book.
Produce is not cheaper than fast food. It’s actually ridiculously expensive to buy enough produce to make a meal, and it goes bad relatively quickly. Fast food is cheap, easy, and fills you up.
Ramen noodles and rice, however, is a very cheap way to avoid fast food, although that’s not a much healthier option.
Portnoy, I’d venture a guess that most of the racist (anti-Black, anti-Jewish, anti-Asian, anti-White) posts on this blog were written by you under various screennames (Portnoy’s foreskin, the Inbred Yid, Ira Glass, Kathy, Jerome, Jackie, Chick-magnet, Russ, etc.)
Without access to WordPress’ IP records, of course, I can’t definitively say that you are any of those posters. I’d argue though that the evidence (the non-sequitur race baiting, the same basic tone of the posts, the consistent use of the term “LOL”, the time codes of the posts, etc.) strongly points to that possibility.
But why, I wonder, would you post the things you do over such a long period of time under a number of aliases? If you were a mere troll, you’d make one inflammatory post, get your jollies from the resulting thread, and disappear into the electronic ether. No, I’m afraid you’re a much sicker puppy.
Portnoy, think about it. Given that you have spent A LOT of time here, what have you accomplished? I don’t know if you have an agenda or not, but think about this: this is your life. Your ONE life. And you have chosen to spend it sitting in front of a computer posting disgusting comments in a deranged attempt to get attention on a fairly obscure, light-hearted humor blog.
It doesn’t matter if you truly believe what you write or not. At the end of the day, you shouldn’t be hated for what you do. Hate is an emotion that requires too much energy to sustain, besides being toxic to the soul.
No, Portnoy, you are to be pitied.
also because anyone can “become white”, no matter what ethnicity they actually are.
http://ryderripps.com/rrmarketing.html
RYDER RIPPS IS A MARKETING GENIUS
RYDER RIPPS IS A MARKETING GENIUS
wow… a digital Detroit…
Whale Rider is set in New Zealand.
I first had MySpace and then I opened a FaceBook. MySpace killed it with all those bands and webcam sluts, FaceBook did it with all those applications. Don’t forget that are also alternative networking sites such as Tagged and Moli.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
Look at all these Google ads all of a sudden… and this book deal.
Who’d have thought you can make financial killing satirizing white liberals?
This fucker now has money and publicity coming out of his ears and ass.
You think he’d be this filthy rich and famous if he was clowning on Confederates and hicktards?
SO MUCH FOR THAT “LIBERAL” MEDIA BULLSHIT.
Now that’s funny……..
He may not get google ads and a book deal if he was doing that, but he’d probably be on the daily show.
Um, Facebook started at UC Berkeley. NOT Harvard.
Mark Zuckerberg, the credited creator of Facebook, went to Harvard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
The thing that this Christian guy is conveniently forgetting about is the fact that, by creating this blog, he is doing the #1 thing White People like to do, which is MAKE FUN OF THEMSELVES.
How ironic is that?
And, how totally overdone…
check out the idaho pic on this site: thedillydaily.com…funny as hell…
He didn’t forget. It’s one of the entries in the book: Self-deprecating humor.
I know no Oceaneans want to hear it, but it’s the same bloody thing.
“Downtown venus…
I could be into you, but I don’t know what I’m liiike…”
Sounds pretty white to me
.
How ’bout these ideas for more SWPL:
1) Geneaology (sp?). Isn’t every WP at least 1/16th Cherokee? Or related an Abraham Lincoln descendant?
2) Self medication: Half the WP I know take pain killers or snort crushed up ridalin for fun. Disgusting but true.
1/2 white here, but I love this blog. It has some of the same effect as watching celebrities self-destruct, which is basically to take a person who loves to appear too cool for school and show them what a cliche they really are. Next time I overhear my ex- acting all intellectually superior because she reads David Sedaris, I’ll just smile smugly to myself.
Actually, Facebook is already on the outs and LinkedIn is the new network for people in the know. At least that’s the way all my friends from DENVER (white people’s Jerusalem) are behaving.
Jealous, are we?
But…but…the girl in the picture…she doesn’t even have bangs!
or incredibly elitist and racist. but i guess that’s just what the people who read this site like to poke fun of because if you can laugh at it you’re in on the joke? wrong.
this is a bad SWPL entry. facebook = college students, myspace = high school students….more so than about race.
in fact, facebook was initially restricted to only college students with a .[school].edu account before they let the kiddies in.
this facebook entry was a stab in the dark at satire. failure. F. F minus.
Assigning nonexistant grades to non-academic efforts is more of an asian/white person phenomena than facebooking (well..more asian than white IMO, but the correlation is still better than this facebooking one).
thank you
yeah ok… keep believing all your white women never slept with (and are still sleeping with) Black men. yep. keep believing that. *crickets*
please pay it no mind
ahaha i love how all the white people are getting offended at this satire. and they’ve been making fun of other races forever.
lol, look who’s angry
Nice personal attack laced with hate! Wow.
Brilliant.
Can you comment intelligently on the beheading or Portnoy’s post? I thought not.
Only losers make ad hominem attacks because they are mentally incapable of anything other.
Loser!!!!!
Phil, assuming the average Negro spends $6.50 per fast food meal, that would equal almost $20 that could be spent on produce.
Do you honestly think that $20 worth of produce cannot feed one indiviudal per day?
Come on.
get real. Go shopping and see for yourself how much good food $20 can buy.
they do, and they produce mulattos.
in the olden days it was the White men that produced these doomed half-caste lost souls. today it is White women that pump out these freaks.
If White people are so boring, why does every non-white scum want to move to White countries?
That is totally false. A negro is a negro, it doesn’t matter if they live in Haiti, New Orleans, Zimbabwe, or Detroit.
these people can never become White.
poking fun of Whites is right up the jew (white-hating) alley. Of course he got a book deal. Talk shows are full of stupid whites, they are welcome in that forum.
If clander wants to contribute to more of it, that’s his choice.
he is being sued by the real harvard grads that created the technology that the jew stole. Look it up yourself if you don’t believe me.
Zuckerjew is just another jew.
People are offended that clander calls the loser whites: “White”.
this site is about satirizing the worst and wrong kinds of Whites, the loser Whites with bad posture!!
Yawn
Facebook is for everybody no matter what your race is.
http://www.culturallycool.com
Where is your American pride?
http://www.culturallycool.com/americanindex.html
Portnoy, I thought you died. Ruined my day.
kinda the same thing as the facebook application, isn’t it? check this out…thedillydaily.com…”news for the cosmopolitan”…he he he…
Portnoy’s complaint! I can’t stand you when you’re around, but I miss you when you’re gone!
lol I’m not white.
I agree that there are way too many blacks and mexicans on facebook.
Hahaha..hilarious. You make us out to be a breed of animals and not human beings. *lol*
We’re mamals, sure, but still humans. And I’m white too you know.
For us older folks, there should be a fart book, old fart book. Did anyone see the botox job I had done? I ‘m a very sexy senior.
Had Christian written this two or three years ago, he may have had a point. At this stage, Facebook is open to pretty much everyone, and isn’t the territory of the RKOWP.
Applications and privacy issues notwithstanding, I do like it, or at least the concept. It helps me keep track of what my friends (old and new, of all races, creeds, and colors) are up to with a nice, clean interface.
MySpace? Between the camwhores and pedos and the shitty featured bands (Lightspeed Champion being a notable exception), I just can’t take it.
QED
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q.E.D.
NO SURPRISE THERE I HAVE ONE TOO
http://www.nodatetonight.com
I am waiting for the conception of StuffAsianPeopleLike.
White people like Jones Soda.
Shut up you filthy race traitor.
If you had bothered to read the previous comments before posting, you would have discovered that your comment has been stated and restated in a half dozen different variations. Moron.
#107
Turning their blogs into books. Please stop existing.
As a white person, I must say that your commentary is dead-on. If you’d like to know what kind of businesses white people like to start and the parties that white people go to, visit:
http://effectivity.wordpress.com
Story of a conservative white man’s life, David.
Tee hee hee! You’re funny. I mean, un, racist. And sexist. Homophobic too.
Seriously? Black people and asians love facebook too. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Everyone loves facebook. I think you are running out of shit to write about. Anyway, if you are applying for a job and wanna read about a blog discussing a certain interview scam you may run into check out blog number 13 at http://www.garbarrassing.com .
and i just pooped too!
I do.
Most of the types you mentioned don’t have an iota of taste without their stylists/publicists or just the general label-whoring of the parvenu.
Where do you get these ideas?
Signed,
Barack Obama
James Blake
Jason Kidd
Tiger Woods
There should be a club for black men born from white women. Maybe there is. Clarence Thomas’s sons can join too.
You’re an idiot. They are all sons of black men, but their mothers are not all white. Tiger Woods, for example.
“across the street” = you can see it from here. You must be in Kansas City/Overland Park. And on the wrong side of the line.
I prefer the ghetto that is myspace.
I saw this:
“Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only list one or two ironic things as their favorites. For example under music they would simply list “P.M. Dawn” or under films they would choose only Armageddon. In both cases these ironic answers serve as protective shields from the harsh gaze of other white people.”
…and I was like – that is my profile exactly, so I pasted that quote into my quotes section, as a white person would do.
More “Diversity” enriching the lives of Canadians:
Fatal shooting by police sparks Montreal riot
4 hours ago
MONTREAL (AP) — Rioting broke out late Sunday in a Montreal neighborhood where a young man was shot to death by police over the weekend. A police officer was shot in the leg, stores were looted and firefighters were pelted with beer bottles.
Several hundred officers in riot gear fanned out in search of a group of youths who ran off after torching eight cars parked outside a fire station in Montreal North, a multiethnic neighborhood with simmering tensions between residents and police. Fire trucks responding to the call in Montreal North were pelted with beer bottles, while at least three bus shelters were trashed.
How in the world did “Canada” end up with “Haitian” enclaves of feral “youths”?
It’s disgusting and sad to import this and force it on Canadians.
If there were no White women on facebook and myspace, there wouldn’t be any blacks trolling it.
If you qualify for Israeli citizenship, then you aren’t White.
Well duh!!
If you’re White, and self-aware of it, and happy about it, then spend some time on stormfront.org
Buckaroo: I just love your low level of tolerance for others!
Why do anti-White racist people continue to troll this site?? Buckaroo, why are you even here?
Why? This stuff is funny! And while it is more about pop culture than ‘white people’, his writing style is great, sounds like it is written for aliens (Mexican or another planet) that are trying to fit in to American culture. It is pretty funny stuff! BTW: I have a black friend.
Actually, since 95% of printed books fail to sell more than a 1000 copies, publishers will increasingly want to see proof that people are willing to read an authors stuff… so blogs and other ‘social software’ will be a filter for authors today and the future. This guy’s blog is funny and is getting a lot of readers, including yourself, so he gets a book deal. more authors of all skin colors will be going thru this, I’m sure.
For a later post you may want to do a blog on the topic of “Volunteering in their Children’s Schools”.
White people (especially the female of the species), like to practically kill themselves getting into a top Ivy and graduate Phi Beta Kappa. Armed with their degree in Medieval French Literature, these “moms” refuse to cut the umbilical cord and follow their little blessings into their schools.
The transformation that takes place is beyond anything ever seen in nature. These over-educated and under-utilized women volunteer ridiculous amounts of time to photocopy class assignments, become chair of the head lice check committee, and various other critical positions — on top of the ridiculous number of hours that they volunteer for the school’s PTA.
This place has surely become the definition for lame lately.
Yeah, what’s up? No more blogging now that you got your big book deal. Damn I’m jealous.
Funny stuff. Almost as funny as the bullshit immigration policies in Canada that allow Jamaican trash to litter the streets.
Peace out.
Wait, I just got it: this is a satirical website poking fun of Bourgeois Bohemians, a group that anybody, regardless of race, can become a member of so long as they have a certain mindset.
My bad! Apologies to everyone I’ve accused of being racist!
Stuff white people like? Stereotypes! White people *love* stereotypes! The white person (H. s. albus) often amasses an eclectic compendium of the most recondite stereotypes within the cultural consciousness and then proceeds to fancifully elaborate on these stereotypes to great effect. Sometimes, as if devoid of ulterior means of perceiving and understanding reality, he seemingly spontaneously generates his own stereotypes to facilitate articulation of his thoughts and sentiments.
The vocabulary of this specimen is consequently notable for its superfluity of phrases such as “one of those people who…” or “the sort of type that…” Indeed, this is a creature who feels quite comfortable loudly and vociferously sharing his observations on various social groups and systems. The white person tends to be oblivious to possible perceptions of such behavior as crass, ignorant, or even malicious, and is instead prone to regard his pronouncements on such matters as an exercise in wit and cleverness.
I noticed right away that the wrong kind of white people hung out on MY Space, so I rarely went there. It’s wayyyy too “red state” for me.
Many white people like myself have been rocking “Tribe.net” for some time now, where educated, ironic, liberal, burningman friendly folk tend to congregate.
Since joining Facebook a few weeks ago, though, I’ve become hopelessly hooked and have been seriously neglecting Tribe.
Love your Facebook application, BTW
I agree … this site has gotten stale.
This lame point has already been made elsewhere. Get original.
I have a “low level of tolerance”, ain’t that a piece of work, Plus, I’m “anti-white”(sic) racist. You pooped all right; you pooped out what brains you had left. Portnoy, satire is wasted on you. You don’t take a philosophical stand and stick with it. You’re a slippery little bastard. White people can’t tolerate people who change positions at will, just for the pleasure of arguing the other side of a point of view. That’s one more reason I have a low level of tolerance for you.
Throwing around 5 dollar words doesn’t impress anyone. Not even white people.
Did I already mention that I hate facebook? Did I also mention that I’m beginning to hate THIS SITE TOO? Post some new shit man.
Well good for you, I myself like wealthy old cunts.
Ah, yes. Thank you, Sajidah. This is what I was trying to get at. The white person has a peculiar penchant for speech that is dotted with a variegated panoply of clichés. He amasses, treasures and covets clichés as though they were precious gems or brightly spangled jewels, often putting them on display so that others might bear witness to their dazzling, fulgurant brilliance. This is a natural corollary to his predilection for capturing and articulating stereotypes.
Has it? I wouldn’t know; I heard of this blog for the first time last night.
Cut the guy some slack! He’s on the road doing book signings – I imagine he’s too f-ing exhausted to blog.
well…
http://www.google.com/search?q=stuff+asian+people+like&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
I see you discovered thesaurus.com. It you click on the synonyms you can get definitions too! Won’t help your dead as doornails writing style, though. You’re talkin’, man, but you’re not SAYIN’!
Yeah, whatever.
Look, tribester: You do not speak for Whites, semites are not White, so kindly stick to discussing your own tribe.
Why do Semites troll a White blog anyway?
The wrong kinds of White people are blue-staters. They vote for people like “Deval Patrick” who is anti-White.
Only the WRONG kind of White person would vote for someone who hurts and hates his own kind. This is common sense and basic human instinct that many liberal Whites seem to lack.
(btw, the foregoing is not a statement in favor of GWB or neoconservatism either.)
A more specific post about Facebook and MySpace profiles would be the type of photos people post. There’s always the idiot white girl whose mama took her to Glamour Shots, the prom pictures, the pictures in front of notable landmarks, etc–all to show a certain status, the “look, I’m a white person who has been to Paris, to Rome, to Disney World for Gay Days, etc”.
And THEN there are the photos posted of when the trashy person is, in their mind, “dressed up” in some god-awful outfit.
Personally, I’m over seeing the picture of the preppy white boys at the formal event with their pants dropped.
You guys make me sick. This is a travesty. So if this were about black people or any other minority, would it be racist? To keep talking about race, do whites have a whole effin month? Do whites have an all white college? Do whites have an all white television channel? The list goes on. Gimmie a break. Even if these social networking sites were for just whites, why are you people writing about it. I have a facebook account and I had to check it just to make sure I’m not an idiot. Sure enough I have more minority facebook friends than I do whites. I spit at your feet you weak people. Stuff like this is whats holding our nation back from being united. I lowered myself to your measly levels to post on here for the sole fact that I am outraged. What is the definition of a “wrong white person”? Someone clue me in. If it is what I think it is, then all of you are “wrong people” as well! About the pictures people post…who are you people to judge them. Obviously that is whats going on in that persons life, and them and their friends enjoy those photos. If you are sick of seeing photos you don’t want to see, then why are you stalking people on facebook? Easier said than done eh? You are the same as the people you are talking about otherwise you would not see these photos. Alright I have to go check out my facebook profile you mindless retards who have no clue what the real world is about…..PEACE
is this site really still around? yawn.
THAT’S more like it.
lol!!!!!
This is too funny.
Clander,
It’s been almost two weeks; how about a new post, for the love of Pete?
Ah ha ha ha!!! You are funnier than this post! Clueless, but nonetheless, you are a funny. Good job!
the iPhone. so white.
are you kidding me! i can’t even believe you think its cool to have a website like this. you are as disgraceful as the loyal followers you seem to have interlaced throughout all of us disgusted commenteers!
you suck ass! jerk.
Yes…Facebook isn’t doing well enough on its own with 90,000,000 users, so it solicited the help of a relatively obscure blog to up its subscriptions.
I wish that were true.
I think that’s lower-order white people. Real white people wouldn’t make that mistake, and would have the wherewithal to criticize any person who openly admitted to liking Coldplay, unless it was on the way to one of their concerts.
I felt like Clander was talking about indie bands as in really shitty local bands that your younger brother’s friends started.
Excellent peer-review of Ben’s methodological shortcoming. I had the same thought.
btw many white people like:
black people
hispanic people
phillipino people
chinese people
japanese people
indian people
and the like…
hmmm…come to think of it…many of them also like
ethnic foods
ethnic music
CULTURE!
why….because they appreciate anything that has the ability to NOT be like everyone else! they like to be different. they like to appreciate the uniqueness that makes this world an amazing place!
what i detest, [being white myself] is white people who think that they have something to hold on to that’s theirs!
nothing is white anymore (accept maybe MULLETS and feathered hair dammit)…
we live in a multicultural diverse society where everyone and everything is a part of one big melting pot and we should appreciate that fact!
didn’t your parents teach you to share!!!!
This is the second comment about this, and it strikes me as a little idiotic. Do you honestly believe that Facebook thinks that it needs to advertise on a relatively obscure blog with a consistent readership of maybe a few thousand users (that’s my numbers, and could be totally inaccurate, but I doubt it) in order to increase its constituency (which is already over 90,000,000)? I think not. Especially when the point of the blogpost is that many/most of its readers will already have Facebook?
heck yeah!
White people love Urban Outfitters.
Right on the mark with this one. Perfect!
I’ve never used FaceBook and am very proud of that fact!
I am ashamed of some statements I have made via email in the heat of the moment and/or under he influence of alcohol.
Go the Roosters!!
you know, this site was a lot funnier before the bloggers started posting once in a blue moon. i guess we can add “selling out” to the list of stuff white people like!
Clueless? Am I misunderstanding what this is all about?
really? what are you doing here then? go back to bed
yes, try biting your ear, you’ve totally missed the point. glad to see your comment was inspired by ‘peace’ though – you’ve obviously got it all sorted out …
Dear Finbad the Failor,
Try http://www.ironicsans.com/thsrs/ on for size and people might start listening to you at parties. Shit, you might even get laid.
Yours,
Ryan
eviltimes, see above regarding “bed”
i am proud to say i refuse to use facebook, as a white person i like being in diverse neighborhoods, so i refuse to give up my myspace page.
i think the word you’re looking for, sajidah, is ‘antipodean’. saying that kiwis are like aussies is like saying americans are like canadians: we don’t actually care, but we’ll make jokes about us not fucking sheep to save face.
WHY? OH WHY? you removed #65 Pretending to know everything?
It was the best post ever… where can i find it?
pls reply.
Has anyone seen this advice question? It seems like such a “Stuff that White People Like” item.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/08/AR2008080801260.html
The first time I came to this blog there wasn’t all this crap about the book, etc. It was just a funny blog.
Now I don’t want to recommend it to others because all they’ll see at first is the marketing and none of the funny content.
Why not start a separate blog for the marketing stuff?
yes. yes, indeed.
this blog has gotten stale, and there is no new content.
this stupid book has ruined this blog, and whoever was writing it is now some self important snob author wanna be.
White people like skateboarding.
Good 1
Dear Ryan,
This callous slight is deeply injurious to my delicate emotional sensibilities. As retribution for this wrong, I intend to murder your parents, burn your house down, hack of your limbs and then proceed to beat your lifeless body senselessly with a crowbar. I will also eat your cat.
All the Best!
Love,
Finny
o my god that is the whitest thing i ever read! i love how she phrased it too when she was like “aaaalso i like diversity and never got the chance to be friends with a black person” that was so explicitly and blatantly white it’s almost not funny- but still funny.
word, totally stale. i mean facebook? that’s not a white people thing, more like a college thing,, really more universal than that.
Facebook is pretty amazing. My friend Jenna uses it and she’s part Hispanic, so a lot of people actually use it.
-Val
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
dude, skateboarding is so much fun. if you think its a “white thing”
you should check out your local magazine shop for a transworld skateboarding mag, and peep all the ethnic skaters
White people like dunks, pencil jeans, Kanye West, Kanye West-style shutter sunglasses, wearing sweater hats year-round, and they’re adopting leaving the stickers on their baseball hats.
The majority of posts on here are liberal arts college things, not necessarily “white” things. There are lots of different stereotypes for different classes of white people, and the target of this website is the upper-class, 20-something, liberal arts majors. It’s why you’ll never see nascar in a post. It’s enjoyed by the wrong kind of white people.
Great idea. Maybe merchwhitepeoplelike.com?
I’ve stopped telling people about this site, too, since updates are so few and far between.
The blog is a joke on cultural stereotypes of liberal art majors/leftists, people who are bohemian bourgeois, people who espouse things that are trendy, for superficial reasons. By the way, there are blogs for “what black people like, what asian people like” etc. Except the people on those blogs typically don’t complain much about the jokes on the stereotypes..hmmm..
No…I was in a VERY white part of NYC this past weekend…and my sister’s neighbors were wearing t-shirts, drinking micro-brews, and playing cornhole. I am only 65% white according to swpl tests, and I assumed they were playing “bean bags” as well, but they corrected my non-white ass and told me they were playing cornhole!
haha! exactly. He’s 100% SWPL and doesn’t even know it! Too funny.
i just pooped
SWPL
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
——– —-
< ————–/
That’s my crappy drawing of SWPL jumping the shark. The quality of that drawing is about as much as SWPL deserves nowadays.
And the formatting didn’t even come through. Perfect.
haha!
awesome!
Kanye really sucks, no talent moron. If white suburbanite type people like that shit, they should look into suicide. Have a thought of your own! Because Kanye and his style blow.
You know what else White People Like? When people update their blogs.
Since I agree with you about updating this blog, I must be very white. Write something for the love of Pete.
Myspace, ugh, never joined
white people love to disguise their book selling scheme as a funny blog.
white people love to make money off other lesser intelligent white people.
Post #107
“Ironic Posturing Towards through Criticism of Fellow White People”
Check out the back cover of the book – this guy is clearly everything he claims to criticize. What a bore.
hi – is there a social networking site for a fetus who’s dad has a geogeous head of hair?
myspace or facebook?
i need some help to pick the right one….and can someone check that WiFi out…it’s a crappy connection in here…..help!!
Yo – if i suck, you blow
Great site…Love White People!
MJCorder.com
Go with Word Press…It’s super White!
MJCorder.com
white people also like to take “deep” pictures of themselves and posted it on their profile for public to see, but keep everything else private to their friends.They usually list their favorite quotes from Nietizche, as well, blah. (sp)?
This blog should have been deleted months ago. Its so TIRED now. Seriously.
Wouldn’t this be the same as self-deprecating humor?
Jeez, you aren’t even trying any more, Portnoy.
Let’s parse your post, shall we?
“race traitor”
I am secure enough in my identity to not have to define myself by skin color. Calling me a “race traitor” is akin to calling me a “frumious Bandersnatch”. The term means nothing to me.
While people are certainly not equal in ability or circumstances because of biology and upbringing, I believe that we are all (or, perhaps a bit more accurately, ought to be) equal in the eyes of the law, because, dare I say it, we are equal in the eyes of God (I’m sure John Rawls has a pretty good secular justification, if divine justification sticks in your craw). One of the things I like about America is that it has a tradition of people coming of their own volition from every part of the world (that includes places outside Europe
) and, with some effort, becoming functioning members of its society and its culture. It really all comes down to assimilation. This is why you see blacks commenting here about Wes Anderson movies, Asians about marijuana, and whites about Mos Def. It also should tell you something that the problem American Jews are having right now isn’t coming from people from you persecuting them, but rather because we Gentiles can’t seem to stop marrying them. “According to the National Jewish Population Survey, only 17 percent of marriages involving Jews in the United States prior to 1970 were intermarriages. From 1996-2001, 47 percent of marriages involving Jews in the United States were intermarriages.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_intermarriage
True, there are those among us who are not currently readily assimilating, but given enough time and monetary incentive (realizing that refusing to learn/speak proper English along with a mentality that working hard in school is to be derided as “acting white” dosn’t quite translate to success in life, you can talk to Bill Cosby, Chris Rock, and Thomas Sowell about that), they’ll come around.
Personally, I take each person as an individual, not as a member of an ethnic or religious group. I judge each individual I meet on the basis of their character, regardless of race, creed, or color, all the while, and to the best of my ability, treating others as I would like to be treated. You?
Part 2:
“filthy”
Well, I shower regularly. So . In all likelihood, the amount of time you spend here under various pseudonyms (BTW, I like how you didn’t deny that you are the Inbred Yid, Portnoy’s foreskin, et. al.) precludes regular bathing.
“Shut up”
Ha, ha! No. Frankly, your response leads me to think that I struck a nerve.
If you have a screw loose, Portnoy, get a screwdriver and tighten it up.
If you don’t mean what you say, you’re a phony, and wasting your time.
But if you do, in fact, mean what you say, well, all I can say is this: you can’t be talked out of something you never reasoned into. You have free will, Portnoy, but because you always go back to your irrational fear of the Jews (look out behind you! Yasmine Bleeth and Lisa Edelstein are comin’ fer yer nuts!), because you need something other than yourself to blame for the crap in your life (have you gotten rid of all your mirrors?), you can’t help yourself. Because you can’t help yourself, because you spend all this time here, you can’t be hated, only pitied.
That question you keep asking, “why do you post on a White blog?” I think the real question is:
“Why do you post on a light humor blog? And why under so many different names?”
I will never understand the Facebook pictures where you have to either take a picture of yourself in the mirror or hold out the camera and point it back at yourself. Why? Do we not have friends that can take a picture of us? Do we not know how to use the timed picture feature on our cameras?
What is facebook?
For stories about teens getting suspended in school for pictures on Facebook, check out
http://detentionslip.org
lol, another good one
remember when this site used to update regularly?
selloutzzz
Yeah, there is a void in this unique social realm. Stuff Educated Black People Like has been suffering from infrequent updates also.
John and fat Liz Edwards are friends of mine, bastard jokes are not appropriate at this time. Look if your wife is fat and suffering from the cancer, a person may need a shoulder to cry on, and that is what a mistress is for, at least she is not a negro! My hair is very important to me and I don’t like hair jokes.
Fuck white American people, they suck, assholes. I was sitting watching the white people pass by. They are all the same, amazing, same dress, same talk, all going to do the same thing. Stupid fucks, but better than everybody else?
Well white people like to get fucked in the ass, more than any other race! I just love being pounded by a fat one, also the hamster is the king of pets!
and here I thought white people liked more then 105 things, I guess i was wrong. This site was kinda fun while it lasted….a whole 6 months lmao
and Ive been waiting for the
“Celebrity Gossip Blogs” post, but it sadly never came…..
Yes stuff educated black people like hasnt been updated for 2 months, its dead…..I need to find more interesting things to read….and so do you…
You need a good porking.
i totally agree with you phill! i recently stumbled across this blog and have found the same thing. this website is more about certain stereotypes of people, not very specific to white people. i am a white person, and most of this does not apply to me or anyone i know, regardless of ethnicity. the things that do apply to me, could also apply to several of my white and non-white friends. they should call this blog “stuff liberal arts majors like” instead.
suggestion for another blog entry:
DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM WEBSITE ADVERTISEMENTS
White people like to shop at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
White people enjoy leaving a tip at restaurants.
White people think Dane Cook is funny.
What’s up with no updates in 18 days?
Funny, cuz I’m Irish, from Ireland, and can trace my ancestors back on that rock to before 1000AD. I have moles and burn easily. I moved to the USA because, in 1984, Ireland was the second world, despite being “White”.
Don’t tell the Poles (whos’ pallor matches your background), or any other part of the former Soviet bloc about this site, because they have more important concerns than these, like building a future for themselves and their families.
I think what you describe is what “Spoilt upper middle class dilettante fashionista twentysomething liberal arts college grad white Americans and other wannabes like”.
I guess you should add “Blackcents” to your list. You know, that “yeah yeah yeah, whazzup” stupidity the waiter (who’s “Really an Actor”) channeling Britney Spears (a unreconstructed Louisiana Trailer Trash Cracker) on MTV spouts.
You describe the joke, but you don’t get it.
I bought your book today, Mr. Landers, and it was everything I hoped it would be and more.
well put, ‘i guess i’m not white’, well put.
need. new. post. need to read something.
Does anyone else have any thoughts on the book?
Do you know that MySpace was originally created for musicians to promote them self? That the whole ‘Social Networking’ thing happened after. Oh, being on Facebook has nothing to do with being ‘White’. I have many friends who are not ‘white’ who use the network a lot. It’s just a very easy and secure way to Network online.
Don’t BS about ‘White’ switching Social Networks. It’s called fads. I’m sure you can understand that. People switch from one Social Networking place to another like pidgins in a park. This is similar to the hip-hop culture. Within hip-hop , fads change every month. One day a brand is in and within a few weeks, it’s out. And if I’m not mistaken, the Hip-hop culture is mostly dominated by “Black” people.
I just what you think before you stereotype people. Being Raciest is not reserved for just one culture or skin colour.
Clay
Pigeons?
The white people who think Dane Cook is funny are the wrong kind of white people.
Comedians that White People Like include those on the Comedians of Comedy tour or ones who make cameos on Flight of the Conchords.
Oh my asshole is on fucking fire, what to do? White people will know.
Look Pepe try some prep H on the area, it should help. I do what I can for my people. I support this message.
Want to know what white people like more than facebook???
White People Love learning Sex Secrets!
http://sexed.wordpress.com/
Come see what everyone is talking about.
(The server is very busy, so if it doesn’t load right away just keep refreshing.)
mellow out clay. this whole website/book is a joke and the point is to stereotypes white people. and if you want to get into details, facebook was originally dominated by white people because it started as a social network between the ivy league universities and mit (and, to actually go by stats, those school are over 65% white). it’s really not that serious, and if you can’t laugh at stuff white people like (black people can like it too…) than don’t read the site. seriously? seriously. (oh, and white people love grey’s too)
I don’t wanna wait for your crappy server to load. F minus upon you. Facebook is fun but, I feel like white people also like getting high. Speaking of getting high, the lead actor (Seth Rogen) of knocked up and pineapple express is retarded. Read what he did on the daily show here:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (scroll down to August, 17 2008)
Ooh, ooh, I can help you out, Sixto!
I’m great at applying Preparation H…with my TONGUE!!
The white person in me would say “Make an appointment with your family physican, who will in turn tell you to make an appointment with a dermatologist, who will int turn tell you to make an appointment with a gastroenterologist, which will eventually lead to you to see a therapist…”
Hey, I’m from Detroit, and I’m white (but not in an indie band)…
My daughter has just added me as her friend – how scary is that!!
Chris
http://www.stuffwhitebritslike.com
ummm
im 14 and i have a facebook and i have many friends on there….wiich whom are white, black, asian, all sorts of races. most of the people i know have facebook. and guess what? most of the people i know are not white.
Yea seriously. Take facebook off hte list. I feel like white people do LOVE race walking though. Saw no blacks or asians doing it in the olympics. You should add that to the list of stuff white people like. I also found a hilarious article about race walking at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It’s blog #14 (should see it near the top of the page just scroll down a little bit. Check it out.
I just don’t think it’s funny. It’s unfortunately too accurate a description of the “Mainstream Establishment”. It’s about as funny as making fun of racism would have been in the 1950s.
more than sex, white people like to tell us that war is not the answer
http://www.warisnottheanswer.net/
Is applying Preparation H with my tongue the answer, merc?
Do you need any Preparation H applied with my able White tongue?
The fact that YOU have an account is scarier
Hey Rudy the famous fag of facebook, how are your hamsters?
hilarious.
found another site that does something like this, a little more poking fun at white people
howwhitepeoplegethurt.typepad.com
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/daddy-told-me-ive-been-a-good-boy/
(tranny)
Breaking News:
An officer held an internet safety assembly at a Colorado high school to talk about myspace/ facebook. During the speech he pulled up pics of actual students and called them sluts!
Check out the full story on http://detentionslip.org
first of all, if you have less than 400 friends on facebook you should kill yourself….bc you are lame
other than that…all i have to say is, there are plenty of embarrassing pieces of garbage on facebook. of course i am referring to men who use facebook to hit on women. weak sauce!
http://www.garbarrassing.com for more
The biggest reason Facebook appealed to white people is their generous use of whitespace. Nothing says ‘class’ like giant stretches of minimalist, uncluttered white nothingness.
It’s the same reason Google took off in the late 90s – excellent use of white space.
normally I think these posts are funny but this one actually made me laugh out loud, which only happens to me when reading about once in a blue moon
thanks for the hysterical accuracy
Just jizzzz all over my face….book
For the record…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0019.php
I LOVE THIS GUY!!!! BWAAHAHAH!!! I missed this one in the bookstore…but it’s so true.
well…sadly enough I have ditched myspace for facebook and I have recruited others….
dah well I am well on my way to losing my afrocentric card.
LOLOLOLOL
Uh, hello…nobody but yuppies and frat boys use facebook. But you’re dead-on about myspace. Too bad you left out the fact that friendster is now the social networking site of choice for near-middle-age gay men.
Besides, all the cool people know that social networking is laaaame…it’s for klassy people who notify their significant other that the relationship is over by changing their marital or relationship status on the site, people who honestly believe the 400 folks on their friends list are indeed actually their friends, people who take the time and some level of effort to nurture meaningful relationships with people they may or may not actually know by putting communicating un-shallow messages that absolutely cannot be spoken person-to-person or communicated any other way than public…deep messages like, “Hey man, I like your pictures from the concert” or “Happy Easter. I got a new Wii” on the receiver’s wall. After all, if nobody sees that you told your “friend” that you were SO drunk last weekend, and it isn’t documented for prosperity’s sake, as well as for the viewing pleasure of a select lucky few who absolutely should give a rat’s ass about every detail of your life and the opinions and every thought of people who went to the second graduate school you dropped out of, then what’s the point?
Hey, I’m a white yuppie asshole living in downtown Detroit, fuck you!
hilarious.
another thing that white people like: breakdancing as demonstrated by this hilarious video:
An anthropological study of douchebags:
doucheculture.wordpress.com
Everyone loves facebook. So does my mom! Except my mom is black…. Anyway, if you wanna see a hilarious video of the greatest prank ever, click the link below: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0020.php
Like many white people, I have ditched MySpace in favor of the much cleaner and aesthetically pleasing Facebook. MySpace has become way too gangsta for my little white self. That being said, I wonder if a day will come when white people will seek to gentrify those once-glorious social networking sites. When will we begin to move in to those sites, clean them up, and establish clean, linear profiles and push all the non-white people out? I am sure it will happen eventually. Just give it time….
This is going to be the barely-cognizant Pope JP2 watching the breakdancing vatican homies, I know it is..
(later..)
..nope, just a HS tard.
Here’s the JP2 clip for anyone who cares: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzT-LLI124M
hilarious.
another thing white people like: trying to BREAKDANCE and doing badly. this is hilarious:
white like facebook
black like myspace
…The internet sucks.
Facebook, I don’t get it.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
You’re such a douche. Ever going to stop whoring for that website ?
Shit, another web site whore.
fuck all these white people comments.. you heard?
Am i to believe that only white people favor a safer, cleaner way to communicate with their friends and family?? I do believe that this is racial profiling which is absurd.. You cannot discriminate between who you may think black people are just by a few “gansta” style african americans you have seen. What about all the white boys who try to pull off that look/lifestyle… I know of several high class black people as well as low life white folks. Yes, I am white but my boyfriend is black and I came accross this on a friends page so I thought I would take a look. While it is rather amusing, it is completely wrong. Life is what we choose to make it whether we are purple, blue, pink, white or black!!
Find out which teachers are using Facebook to solicit sex with students at http://detentionslip.org!
“Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.”
…This was, by far, the best analogy I’ve heard in a long while. Although, I must say I’m surprised that Facebook hadn’t been covered sooner.
Great post! I always enjoy your writing.
http://theleftovers.wordpress.com/
Facebook is like a white girl bent over with her pants down. She always wants more dick! You wanna read about something hilarious? This white kid I know moved to Vietnam without a job and barely any money. He is blogging about his experiences there and its hilarious. Read them here: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
I’m actually purple and tend to defer to white people in all important matters. You, your darky boyfriend, and the blue and pink people you mentioned should follow suit, toot sweet.
When did the phrase “That being said” become a suitable alternative to “however”? In writing, more does not equal better, hear?
LOL!
Digital Detroit! that is ingenious~!!!!!!
Sorry,
I did go to Facebook for the first time sometime last week. I did not do much because I refuse to create an account on such a stupid site.
Thomas (an iPod-less white guy without a MySpace or Facebook account)
Facebook is stupid. EVERYONE LOVES FACEBOOOK!!!
I actually have a facebook friend who just moved to Vietnam. He has almost no money and no current job. He is writing a blog about his experiences in Vietnam. You should definitely check it out. I promise you will enjoy it:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
There is a hilarious movie, which is a spoof about white people filmed in the 80′s with Martin Mull narrating. What was the name of that movie? I’d like to rent it.
i think you need actual friends for a facebook or myspace account to be of any use.
Shut up please.
Baba Booey!
The only reason any of this is funny is because we’re “annonymous”…
but that begs the question, “are we? Really?”
Would you tell a racial joke on a crowded New York City
subway train? or if someone else did, would you be (or pretend to be) offended?
I think what I’m trying to say is that people seem to have alot of nerve when they’re not held accountable for their words. Maybe thats why blogs such as this are so intoxicating. You think you get a free pass to say whats realy on your mind, but that free pass is now your ball and chain. You can’t hide from who you are. Words are powerful;
and once spoken can never be taken back.
Well in response to the racial joke…yeah that’s definately a dicey call. However, I would like to point out to Mr. Manrace that this ISN’T A SUBWAY. So stay current. It’s partially a true comment and isn’t overly offense, I think it’s hilarious. Plus, the more we relax about this stuff the better we will all get along. Make jokes and laugh, it’s life. Look at Dave Chappell, he makes fun of black, white, you name it. That’s enlightenment. Cultures have ididosynchrosies and the better we understand and laugh, the better we can get along. Example, white people like grape juice and black people like grape drink. Funny right? Dave Chappell thinks it’s funny and so does most of America. My advice? This white people blog is hilarious because it mostly makes fun of white people from white people. Brilliant and enlightened approach. Kudos my friend, great success to the blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook is just for hitting on girls. My friend recounted his experience of guys hitting on his girlfriend at a bar and on facebook. His blog is hilarious:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (just scroll down a lil and click on blog #16)
or just click here
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Blogs/0016.php
Do any douchebag hipsters have facebook?
http://www.diehipster.com
“the wrong kind of white people, and struggling musicians” hahahahahha
What’s ironic about liking PM Dawn?
i gotta get one http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
More kids kicked out of school because of dumb threats on Facebook…
Check them out at http://detentionslip.org
It is true but all people use facebook. They have like 100 million members, a lot of whom are black, and asian…. However, I do have this white facebook friend. He went to Vietnam with little money and no job and has been blogging about his experiences there. His blog is hilarious and he just added a new post today. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
You are hereby banned from posting on this blog. Any further activity from your IP address will result in a lawsuit. Thank you for your compliance.
I notice that white people are not even the real hue “white” and same for black people not actually being the hue “black” who in the hell came up with this race titles they should be shot in the head.
There were three: “History of White People in America” parts I and II, and “Portrait of a White Marriage.”
I know this because I’m a librarian, which is among the whitest things it is possible to be.
It sucks. I hate Facebook and have hated it ever since I got an account there (at the same time I got Myspace… years ago… didn’t they actually start about the same time?) I hate it because it’s elitist. You have to join networks, which seems a little clique-ish to me. I like Myspace because anybody who wants to can talk to me. I can always tell them to shove off, or report them as spam, if they’re pornbots.
Unfortunately for me, most of my friends either cancelled the Myspace or just stopped going.
About a month ago, I finally signed in to Facebook again and there they all were.
So I make it a point to tell them how much I hate it over and over as I sign in incessantly.
I still hate it, but it has this added little bonus of telling you you must do things every time you log in, so, while I’d rather be back on myspace, blogging and such, as I used to do like every day, I’m busy accepting fake plants and having pretend pillow fights, because Facebook tells me to.
What I should be doing is grading papers, but I never have the time. Facebook takes precedence (that, of course, is a joke. If that were true, I’d fire myself).
Ironically, I found this site through a link a friend posted on Facebook.
I won’t ever delete my Myspace profile, because that would mean destroying hundreds of blog entries, and the ability to write more without migrating to another place altogether… but nobody talks to me there anymore, and every night I cry myself to sleep.
not really.
I would join your Facebook group but my co-workers might get the wrong idea …!
am i the only white girl with no facebook? i’ve never even been to the site, i only got a myspace so i could find out more easily about my friend’s band’s shows….struggling musicians never made their phone payments but can log on for free at the library.
most of my friends on facebook are either non-white or Jewish…or both.
haha i laughed out loud at least 5 times reading this one. sooo true!!
More teachers are using Facebook to solicit teen sex?!
Only on http://detentionslip.org
The one thing white people like more than Facebook, is learning sex secrets
http://sexed.wordpress.com
Come see what everyone’s talking about!
I used to think that too but then I realised that even people isolated from our cultural contamination such as Brazilian jungle indians or New Zealand tribals think we’re white. And if you ever go to Senegal, you’ll see very black people (think Akon).
Will somebody please ban this fucktard?
HAHAHA that shit was hillarious!!!!
Check out this post – Should give everyone a laugh in this midst of all this election and financial crisis hysteria!!!
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/20/green-with-envy/
seriously.
I’m white as wonder and the only thing I like about facebook is that I don’t need to be a part of it! My crusty brain can’t handle knowing anymore information about people I barely know anymore. I can’t tell you the name of my cousin’s baby but I can tell you how many different jobs some dickface I haven’t seen since college has had. It’s a sad world we live in bros.
-Mike James
http://andthisismyamerica.com/
“under films they would choose only Armageddon.”
Armageddon isn’t for cool white people. After all, a bunch of oildmen saving the planet?! What a lousy plot.
Oh wait… it’s Irony… nevermind…
White People like Me. They do. Probably because I’m a Nice Person.
And White People like Nice Persons. I’m also friendly. Kind. Cheerful. Compasionate. Empathetic. And sometimes Sympathetic. I’m also Positive. These are all things that White People like. I’m really a Nice Guy.
I wasn’t always this nice. Sometimes I was Downright Nasty. But that was not fun. Being Pissed Off is not fun either.
“Pissed Off” is not even fun to say. We used to say, “Angry” or “Mad”, but they were not fun to say (or be) either.
It took me a while to learn how to nip being “pissed off at people” in the bud. I’m not saying that I don’t ever do it, but I try more and more to eliminate the “at”. Now’days, on the few occasions when am I’m “pissed off,” I try not to make it “at people.” But mostly I only get annoyed and try to see the good in people and stuff — That’s because I’m a Nice Guy, and, as I said, White People like Nice.
I just started my Seventh Decade on this planet, and it’s taken me a while to be this Nice. But I’ll tell you how I do it.
You know how, in public speaking they teach you to picture everyone in the audience as Naked? Well I picture every one I know as they probably were as 8 Year-olds. At 8, you’re personality is pretty well figured out and not yet distorted by Puberty, which screws them up pretty much. But at 8, they still knew how to have fun and play and have an imagination. So, if I picture them as they were then, I like them better and most of them haven’t picked up any more knowledge since then — are no smarter — just more screwed up. Notice how I’ve avoided the “f” word twice in this paragraph, that’s because I’m Nice. (In spite of what today’s 8 year-olds will tell you, the “f” word is not really nice. It’s useful sometimes when you need to really emphasize something — to punch up a sentence. But when as used today — like every other word — it loses it’s punch — I mean totally!)
I fucking love facebook.
Poor people have been voting democrat for decades and guess what? THEY’RE STILL POOR!
How wonderfully white of you to be so politically correct! Thank you for being the poster child for people this blog is all about!
Eh, gentrification only happens when there is money involved. Since facebook is free and unlimited there’s no reason to push back in to myspace.
If it were free for white folk to live in San Francisco you wouldn’t see any gentrification of Oakland. It’s only because it’s so expensive in San Francisco that you see all the hipsters buying up condos in Lake Merrit and driving the property values up and forcing the minority families out (i.e. gentrification)
“Digital Detroit”- excellent!
I got something to add…
White people like having the only black family in the neighborhood’s kids at their home all the time.
this is so funny and so true! I just got back to Germany (facebook isn’t as big over here) after doing an internship in the States over the summer and everbody except me had a facebook profile, now I have one too….
struggling musicians, very nice….
That’s fucking racist.
Another teacher uses Facebook to solicit sex with a student online at http://detentionslip.org
Facebook is also on its way to becoming a virtual ghetto with the newer features that allow anyone to start an account. I liked it when it was exclusive to schools. Now even my parents have a facebook. I think it’s time to find a new neighborhood.
I put a picture of my hamster on facebook. He is in my asshole right now, so say its cruelty, but I say its a joy.
dude, i was richard geres houseboy
Facebook is the shitttt. It’s actually easy to make money on facebook now. Check out this site:http://tinyurl.com/4kxjpl
Great stuff if you wanna make money marketing shit on facebook. It does cost some money to join it though, but its well worth it. I would recommend it to anyone. It helped me make a few thousand dollars. Not too shabby.
i do check it at least a couple times a day.
white boys love DMT:
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/10/09/dimethyltryptamine/
Sorry, but I’ll always be a myspacer.
BUT I think a big part of why facebook is SO popular is becaude its very minimalistic, unlike myspace which you can make as tacky, unapealing, and gaudy as you like.
I <3 Facebook, and it’s true, when my friends left Myspace, I did too. Why would anybody stay at a networking site that none of your friends go to?
myspace as “digital detroit” is genious. you are a rocking writer leander.
for advice on losing girls, hit us up at http://howtolosegirls.com
Hilarious!
There are people from high school that I spoke to a total of about three times that are my facebook friends. I am collecting them like loose change!
You stupid and so is this crap you write.
you stupid, i like website
haha, what is this shit? came on this website, read a few articles, laughed, then realised these editors lot are serious!
OK.* This one is funny, especially the correlation of ‘closed networks’ to ‘gated communities.’ So true, so Palos Verdes. I liked ‘Digital Detroit’ as well, but I’ve heard that one before.
So, if I stay on MySpace with a minimun of irony what am I? Less than white? A conscientious rejector? A liberale?
*I heard white people like capitalizing words for emphasis.
WHAT THE EFF R U TALKING ABOUT, less than whitey
i love spying on people’s profiles that aren’t private, that way i can find stuff to talk about with them when i meet them!
I suppose we could call white people “slightly tanned” “tan” “sunkissed” “Very tan” “orange” “pink” “pale” “melanoma”….
note: I realize melanoma is not a color. thank you and good night
I have a MySpace account, but then some of my friends closed theirs and went to Facebook, so I had to open one of those, too. Lame.
he’s the black swan
what is with all the “ethnic print” icons next to most people’s posts? is that a new thing that white people like? ethnic prints?
“One of the most essential passageways to becoming accepted into the ranks of white people is to wear ethnic printed clothing. All white women have at least one skirt that is made so that it appears to have been printed on by a potato dipped in paint. This is to give white people an easy segway into talking about the situation in Zimbabwe, Malawi, and other African countries. They do this so they can raise awareness to the struggles of third world countries, and also so they can discuss their shared desire of wanting to make a difference in the world today. This makes it easy for the conversation to shift to the election, which is every self-aware white person’s favorite topic to discuss over coffee and European breakfast classics.”
http://www.culturallycool.com
were you worried you wouldn’t know what to like?
i kid.
* that is SO true. but this tactic of capitalization is exponentially more effective if the rest of your prose is fully lower-case (including proper nouns) with as minimal punctuation as possible. the punctuation part is VERY hard for me–i LOVE separating phrases and clauses with parentheticals and dashes, respectively.
Facebook would be great if 1- the Interface didn’t suck so hard, 2- So much private info weren’t so easy to obtain (honestly people, you’re just asking to have your ID’s stolen), and 3- The games also did not suck. Facebook is for white people awight; not the brightest group of people around.
I have both a Facebook & Myspace. I definitely prefer Myspace over Facebook but I’ll keep both.
When used, the facebook privacy settings are great. People are ususally too quick to approve any friend request that comes down the pike. I have my privacy setting set up for different groups of friends. Myspace.. I just hate that people can design their own pages, and usually, the designs SUCK. I hate having music blasted at me when I least expect it and with facebook, everything is consistent and much easier on the eyes.
I’m with ya on that one! Facebook is horrible.
I have black people on my facebook.
yes white people like to ‘make a difference’
whoever is writing these blogs knows NOTHING about white people. It’s just politically correct at the present time to trash them. How immature and stupid.
Nope, it’s pretty accurate.
So could Myspace be the first website to suffer from white flight?
Yeah, I’m white and pretty much everything on this website is true. I find it hysterical. If you think it’s immature and stupid, I suggest that you take your ironic tshirt and chai tea to a less offensive website.
The fact that you’re 1.)offended 2.)worried about people being politically correct and 3.) claim to know everything about your own culture proves that he’s right.
Hmmm…i could have SWORN ive seen black people on facebook…maybe its just bad eye sight, or MAYBE its a bunch of facebook crazy white people wearing brown paint on their faces! Because we ALL know that facebook is for white people only…Whoever wrote all this shit is a fucking idiot. Theyre stating all the shit white people like that other races enjoy as well…
OMG that is true! I didn’t even realize it. This is like having my own White People sponsor, who points out things about myself that I am in denial about. LOL.
Lighten up people, white culture is just so pervasive that people don’t even acknowledge it’s a culture…that is unless you are a minority group being discriminated against, then you’ve been laughing at us for a long time.
i love ethnic prints
haha i’m white and this is hilarious. white people on facebook have to have at least more than 200 friends just so they can look popular.
The reason Facebook sucks is because you lose your soul to a screen that outputs ultraviolet light in exchange for your reality. Read more at tommyzor.com
this is the funniest thing ever. i love it. and so true.
Nope, it’s all true, bro.
MySpace = :]
Facebook =
As long as I have white friends on MySpace, it will never suffer from white flight. That’s about as weird as having white people on BlackPlanet.com
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/02/see-i-told-you-we-were-in-a-recession-the-one-i-told-you-so-no-one-wanted-to-be-right-about/
The link on the facebook quiz takes you to test how white you are, then an IQ test follows which leads to requesting you cell phone number to send you the answer. If I would have entered my correct number, I would have been tricked into subscribing to some fucking monthly service that cost $9.95\mo. and is auto-charged to your bill, and probably impossible to get off.
Getting scammed by a website they actually enjoyed for a bit is positively one thing white people DON’T like. I actually clicked on your sponsored links to support what you are doing, because I felt it was the white thing to do.
Now I feel kinda shitty because some poor bastard who pays the bill for the number I entered is fucked. It’s alright because I’m considering it your fault for being shisty, not mine. I gotta go before I forget to change the email address I entered on this form, I don’t want to get added to some crap mailing list.
It’s not about who else likes it, it’s about entering the psyche of a stereotypical group of white people by pointing out small things they do and suggesting (satirical) reasons for why that might be the case. Of course other groups of people like it, white American culture is pervasive all over the world. I’ve said it elsewhere, but I’ll say it again. The author of this blog is an anthropologist studying strange behaviours of an indigenous tribe and trying to draw conclusions about why they do these things. Of course the tribe in the next village might do the same thing, but not necessarily for the same reason.
In general, I have to say I almost enjoy reading the comments more than the blogs themselves, because you can get a good laugh from people who obviously don’t get the joke that is this website.
Wow..its just a simple joke. no need to get offended.
agreed..the whole blog is just for laughs, whether you believe it or not is up to you.
get a sense of humor.
i am black
waz up
Boy, are you on target with this one. I have long complained about the elitism of Facebook, and how it reminds me of the gated communities where you have to swipe a card to enter, and the homeowners association controls who gets in (i.e., white people and maybe some non-white people who wear peacoats) and how they live. At least Myspace allows you to design your own site, upload your music and films, and write a blog–i.e., show some personality and creativity! Yet, when I tell my (white) friends that I prefer Myspace, they say it’s “philistine”. I guess it really is a case of “There goes the neighborhood”…
(oh, and for the record, yes, I’m white, and yes, I have a Facebook profile…one of the rare instances in which I’ve caved in to peer pressure. But I still hate that site.)
Hating facebook is the new black… I don’t mean that to be by any means racial.
I forgot to add that I have black friends.
I’m black and I go on Facebook to meet white guys.
Mission accomplished.
Define “White People” please… is there a tan line requirement? At what point does the shade become non-white? Are freckles acceptable?
Wow sometimes I really wonder about your country… Grow Up!!!
To right get a life
was upppp
And how can you say you are black,when really you are brown…dduu
i wish i had a black freind…
i’m pretty sure the author of this website is canadian. food for thought.
Isn’t the person behind this site white?
learn to spell
I love myspace and tgifridays!!!!!!! facebook is for losers! myspace rocks
Can I call this, stuff yuppies like, not whites. Other races OD on these items too.
very much so.
Hating facebook is the new liking facebook
Wow, the ethnic (I guess it’s important to qualify everything with race) writers on this site must spend a lot of time disecting “white people’s” motives on everything.
Why is this website almost always off the mark?
Oh, it must be humor……..or something.
haha…I’m just sayin, this has been incredibly amusing. I am a lil ol white girl from Vermont (one of the whitest states in the country) and I laughed my ass off!
I am guilty as charged of digging a vast majority of what is listed, however, I do not necessarily think that it need pertain to any particular cultural group. i think its just pseudo-intellectual youth culture…
The writers forgot to mention that it is all the rage for white people to dig Leonard Cohen a general conversation with a young…and yes I hate to say it generally white L Cohen lover will go as follows…
“I love everything by Leonard Cohen, he is so great! Its really heavy. Famous Blue Raincoat CHANGED MY LIFE! Although I really don’t like any of his stuff from the 80′s”
Well honey I hate to say it but…he did alot in the 80′s and yes much of its weird. To not like cohen in the 80′s is to generally only kind of like him a little….I digress..
my point to this was that these are the responses that this is meant to generate. You can joke about hipsters or white people or say that you dont use facebook or like coffee. In reality by expressing your displeasure you are fitting the mold of the pain in the ass hipster that you try so hard to avoid being…
I don’t mind being a fan of the vast majority of this list. I read it and laughed at myself. I think that is generally what the spirit of this is about
I think everyone just needs to smoke a little grass and chill the f out and learn to laugh about it instead of acting all offended by silly yet insightful truth.
Anyone over the age of 13 who spends more than 2 minutes a month on Facebook or MySpace needs to get a life
It’s not the whiteness of your skin, it’s the whiteness of your SOUL. (And taste in music, food, and companionship.)
Black people don’t know how to work simple things like the internet.
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
I’m black and have a Facebook. Does this upset the writer of this blog? Seriously, he seems more self-conscious about his own whiteness than the people that he attempts to mock on his blog.
He is one of the people that he attempts to mock on his blog.
That was completely racist and inappropriate to say the least. I’m black and I’ve seemed to navigate to this site and read your racist comments quite well. Asshole!
Just because white ppl like something doesn’t really preclude anyone else from liking something….does it?
facebook for instance
the guy that writes these is BLACK!!
Who is racist now??
I’m a white woman and although I spend a great deal of time on a few different programs, I am sure there are millions of black people who know a whole lot more than me when it comes to the computer. Your comment is reflective of your ignorance!
He’s not black. Were you trying to be funny?
this thing is a joke. take it easy. i find this site hilarious.
Gee, and all this time I thought this was a safe place to go for insecure white people who had not real friends, even on social media, no taste in music and no sense of humor….? Now where will I go? May be I can crawl into my bull dog’s kennel and close the door. If I can just see my laptop I won’t feel so disconnected?
Happy 2009 everyone! It’s a new damn world and this website is a joke! Real racist comments suck, get over yourself and shape up! Love you!
Isnt the application you created for facebook kind of a paradox, Im afraid its going to destroy the universe.
Facebook is SO last year. It was a nice change from myspace until they started letting “anyone” on. Now there are people on facebook who didn’t even go to college. It’s so annoying. When facebook started, one had to be affiliated with a select group of colleges and universities. Now anyone can get on. Like people really think they’re entitled to look at my pictures, etc.
i think if your in college or high school(this help you keep incontact with your hs friends) you should be allowed on facebook. but little 13 yr olds ahould not have a fb or a myspace for that matter
This is great. Simply amazing.
I Agree!!!!
I love the satire!
I just discovered this site, and love it!¨
To the white people getting pissed off for nothing, have a little fun and laughter!
Geez!
Ummm, Mister Canada–
The writer is from Ontario. BTW, this blog has nothing to do with country origin but rather the self-deprecating insight of the author and his humorous perception of “all things white.”
hilarious and true 100%, in fact FaceBook is the only social networking site that is “white enough” for me.
White people like taking pictures of themselves to post on Facebook
humm it didn’t like my original answer……
Wow, this one is spot-on, in every assessment.
Haha, this is so true about facebook.In fact i was just commenting yesterday on my blog about facebook. When I first joined facebook, I quickly looked up this girl I knew in elementary school that made my life suck. It felt quite great when I found her profile and realized that in the 14 years since then, she ended up quite obese, short, and never did anything past highschool.
fuckin crackers
LMAO!!!
right….
hey
Haha! I just made a Facebook just so I could see who tries to ad me. Kind of my way of turning it around on the nosey people.
GUILTY!! lol but i love it and can admit it. i’ve accepted it lol…
that is true.
“Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.”
Being from Michigan – this quote CRACKS.ME.UP!!!!!
I’m white and want to stab Facebook with a rusty knife. I hate it.
Is it only when you quote that statement that it cracks you up, or when it was stated in the article? It didn’t become a quote until you quoted it.
Are they Ritz? Saltines? What kind of crackers are you having sex with?
Two Words… Attention Whores… that is all.
Anyone know where I can get a Fat chick for a dance and shes really fat? Myspace/FaceBook are so misleadin… shows up skinny as a rail and no junk in her trunk.. F-Facebook and its read headed step child Myspace.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/09/we-want-in-and-this-is-my-america-crew-set-to-break-paltry-72-hr-television-watching-bid-and-take-the-guinness-book-of-world-records-crown/
The article should have also mentioned how international people are more likely to use facebook as opposed to myspace. It makes it that much whiter and cooler. White power!
Um… people of every nationality use Facebook. Not just us white people.
re: Facebook
white people really LIKE to post photos of their White kids on Facebook, so that all of their White friends can see all of their White children !!! IT’S A REQUIREMENT !!!
Applebee’s is the new TGI-Fridays
You are a moron. Its obvious to me that you are just a racist. Tell mommy to get you your bottle!
I dont think any of this stuff is meant to be taken seriously. Is there a ‘Stuff Black People Like’ site? Maybe you should do that one when you run out of things white people like. I think it would be hilarious as well.
I thought I was the only one who hated Facebook…for months I was treated like some outcast because I never had an account and when I did start one, suddenly I dont go on frequently enough…f*ck all these gay network sites that make average people feel important
Maybe you don’t get it because you’re a white person who uses social networking sites…?
Yes, I love Facebook precisely for the fact it is the only place on earth you can see photographs of white people socializing amongst themselves. I am so tired of the fiction portrayed in advertising and network television of every social unit consisting of equal parts black, white, mulatto, mestizo, and Asian I could puke. I always laugh at the mestizo being included because they have their own native/Latin hybrid culture with its own Spanish language. (There is no diversity on Univision – check it out. The only appealing aspect of Hispanic colonization).
Back to Facebook: I want to see the unparalleled cuteness of white kids. I want to see the family resemblance between parent and offspring. I don’t want to see the homely mulattos used in Target ads. I don’t want to see white mothers saddled with offspring who look nothing like them.
It is absolutely tragic that beauties like Heidi Klum and Elin what’s her name wipe out the tens of billions to one genetic jackpot their beauty represents to fit into this temporary period in history of radical racial egalitarianism – an age that will be laughed at down the road in the same way we laugh at the flat earth theory.
hmmmm….someone states a truth about white people on facebook, and they end up being called racist and moronic.
you need to take your mommy’s titty outta your mouth and grow up.
beeotch.
Laughing hysterically.. nicely done.
hahahahahahah
Negro scum.
fair enough.
My dear friend, you really should get out more! Here in New Orleans and South Louisiana we not only have black folks on facebook we have them face to face! You won’t believe it cher, but we acutally invite them to our houses, and maybe even into our beds.
In fact, one of my very good friends has a face as white as milk, but her daddy is as black as midnight.
What about multi racial folks, what kind of stereotypes are you cooking up for them?
Like I said before, you need to get out more.
my whole entire extended family have a FB except me, my brother and ‘rents don’t.. they are obsessed. and our ethnicity is Indian. It’s once again has to do w/ culture and convenience. It’s the easy way out, that is generally how it is these days. no one wants to pick up a phone anymore. it’s easier to post messages for everyone to see, w/out having to make phone calls or even having to actually interact at all.
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I agree. I hate facebook too. I thought I was the only one.
Screw these social networks. It’s the old “try to be average” mindset. Just goes to show you if people have 1000 friends at their fingertips they’ll never grow up.
People like to have a profile with a little blurb about themselves. It makes them feel important.
They’re not.
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Well, there’s this thing called a “privacy setting” where only your friends can see your pictures and profile…
Just sayin’…
At least were not touring all around the world and killing people by chance …
Shut up and try to get control all you’re unjust wars already.
I know people younger than 13 who can write, spell and use grammar. You cannot.
There are black people on Facebook and that’s fine. But when it gets too dark, whites will leave it for something whiter.
That was true 8 or 10 years ago, not so much now.
After reading this site you should have figured out by now that white is not what you are, it’s what you are not.
it seems Fece-book is committing suicide!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-willman/facebooks-lousy-facelift_b_175358.html
where else would they go to show off the fifty zillion stupid photos of their kids nobody else wants to see and overly annotated with cheeky quips nobody wants to read.
Just like people like putting their opinion out on public message boards, just to feel important.
You’re not.
white people really LIKE to post photos of their White kids on Fece-book, so that all of their White friends can see all of their White children !!! IT’S A REQUIREMENT !!!
Blacks and Mexicans don’t need it because they all still live in the same ‘hood!
…but Aryans live in different trailer parks, thus the need for Feces-book
Seems like white people like hating on Facebook
Facebook used to be cool, but now it’s like MySpace. You’ve got to get into a niche social site, now. So you can brag about how cool you are because you’ve been at the otaku site since it started, and most people didn’t learn about it before last year.
legit legit. or legit mc hammer? is that really real? did someone advertise a … delivery service, and it got used? what the heck is a delivery service, what do they deliver?? strange to me…
To me a phone is not real interaction either. You are not face to face. You are listening to a voice. Messaging is reading someone’s voice through their writing. Which is just like writing letters in the 1800′s. Communication is communication, why is one form better then the other. At least your family is staying connected… right?
totally!
Your a racist prick, know that?
Stuff Aryans Love: #101-Being offended
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
Facebook is out because it became as open as MySpace. This invariably let a bunch of colored people and the wrong kind of white folk into what used to be an exclusively college affair. While few would admit it, white people are as tolerant in so much as their neighbor or friend is an Uncle Tom and knows how to behave and present himself in polite white society.
Facebook should give me the option to blanket ignore those post opening to high school students in 2006. That ought to keep out the rift raft that officially I’ll condone but in secret loathe with great passion. If I don’t associate with non college educated white people and coloreds (who tend to be non college educated) in real life – why would I do it on the internet?
u racist people need to quit. that crap was done years ago, and you need to get over your lack-of -whatever it is you lack and realize that it is no longer about that. until you do, you’ll continue to be ignorant and make pointless dumbass remarks about people who have done nothing to you. you’ll never be happy in life hating people just because. grow up and find a higher power!
agreed, it seems this blog is starting to attract the wrong kind of white people.
shame
shoot
i like facebook
i never had a myspace or aim or anything besides facebook and an email
But . . . twitter??
I think hookah and henna should be added. I don’t understand how to post a comment anywhere elseeeeeeee
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
I think more people in twitter
I think my only issue with social networking sites are the vast amount of people who join for no other reason than to promote and push things. So you get a friend request, and you know the person, but he/she will never have anything to say to you other than telling you to buy their CD, come to their event (or the bar they’re working at), or come shop at their store.
It’s gotten to the point where I’ll remove those people from my friends list. I tell them if all they have to say is hype then they should go learn marketing and stop badgering people on Facebook. If I hit ignore to your request to join your fan page or group, then it means I’m not interested…no matter how “close” a friend I might be. If I keep saying “no” to your event invites, then it means I don’t want to come out. Leave me alone.
Message me to say hi, chat about life, shoot the breeze, catch up, etc…if your only intention of joining a social network is to promote goods, services, or events, then get a clue and stay away.
White people aren’t a nationality.
I just want to say I have a love/hate relationship with facebook…I want to live without it but then so many others can’t so I have succumbed to what everyone else wants cause of photo sharing…as for adding randoms I do not add randoms…experience has paid heavily for this crime…what is the point at the end of the day if you don’t keep in touch you are just adding it for the sake of it….but yeah I am addicted and can’t get away from it wish I wasn’t
Twitter is more popular now, but when this article was written, Facebook was the “in” thing.
these would both be very good additions!
Haha, I could read this stuff all day long. I have to go to work though.
What’s a hookah? I know my granda uses henna to dye her hair.
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how about sit on my facebook. now that’s a goooood connection.
I think more people make you twitter.
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I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their time and money being on Facebook.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
This parody sucks, dont bother.
what about a sit on yo face book, you can reconnect with all those losers from HS, college, grad school, residency etc….. keep up with losers and their pathetic hum drum lives.
And yet I see more black people on Facebook then anyone.
{Rolls eyes}
word.
Facebook = PWNED !!!
http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20704423>1=40000
Aw… did someone get offended at this?
{Rolls eyes}
not at all facebook is like kkk central lol
yea that’s why i’m constantly getting messages from brown guys and black guys? don’t think sooo
White people certainly do not like Fred from Youtube, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/lincoln-says-uncool-fred/
F*ck Facebook !!! on July 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Facebook = PWNED !!!
http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20704423>1=40000
who all agrees that myspace is more of a “local singles” site. its much trashier than facebook.
So, sad… Damn white people.
Facebook…so true…even truer for white people….Facebook is cool but don’t talk about how cool it is….secretly find out your friends email address and invite them to be your friend…it must be avoided if possible of talking about “being friends” on Facebook in person.
I been on a few social networking sites and when you are their “friends” for awhile, they still can ban for you over the most innocent mistake. No need for apologies or removed posts, in fact don’t try to P.M. them what the problem was. Netiquette is the latest obsession to moralistic-ethical-professional low-lifes goes around accusing people of either “breaking an unwritten rule” or “I think you’re a troll, bye”. Oh yea, they start accusing of cyber-stalking and harrassment, or pretend they block your e-mail when one server reads “mail has been sent”. Friends don’t matter on the internet, and double goes to the opposite sex. +
Trends go fly fast…and I learned twitter is so 2 months ago. Skype is what’s hot, or among my not-so-white kind of white people. LiveJournal was around for 10 years, where the really anti-Myspace/ crazed out cyber-elite snobs are. It’s more like a “judge or be judged” for being on the wrong social networking, and this blog will be a passing fad.
How come social networking sites are popular in Russia? Probably the same way distant radio schooling is in the rural Australian outback. Online forums are suspicious of any Eastern European IP addresses: they could be 1. Spam mail bot servers, 2. a virus program able to shut a site down, and 3. Most likely to be banned for the “10 years behind” mentality or poor grammar (English is a second language), a “no no” in forum etiquette. +
Most of the children’s photos are what you get in a wallet in your local retail store (white people: Macy’s, Stein Mart or Neiman-Marcus, vs. the “proles” in Wal Mart or K-Mart), and are appealing to pervs or pedos seeking out prey. +
Barbara, the cities in Sou. Cal. are about to erupt in a race war soon: Blacks and Mexicans have separate residential areas, though affluent whites like the blogger “hates race segregated areas”. Does he know affluent whites want to chase them out through a program called gentrification? LOL! Facebook is a perfect real estate property advertising tool: Very low-cost apartment rentals to be renovated as condos going for $2500 a month! +
Facebook is even more popular for Asians (be it Indians, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese or Thais) like you said from a cultural perspective of social networking in Asian countries. I may go off on a rant why east Asians are seen more in resort gambling casinos, but that’s for another time.+
If you want to freely meet people outside the confines and restrictions of the workplace, school/college campuses or a public arena (i.e. the mall, the bus, etc.), go to church every week (ROFLMAO). Are wealthy “godsent” white people not into organized religion? It’s for “rednecks”, but in 5 months or so: Facebook will be a “redneck” tool for “Bible-thumper” Evangelical Protestant “End-times” literature. Look what’s happened to TV on the UHF dial: Religious programming done in very low-quality graphics & cheaply badly done. +
Gay people managed to form social networks like “gay bars/ clubs” for like-minded people to gather around, a meet-and-greet environment for those in their sexual orientation.
Most likely the average male who spent too much time on the ‘net (i.e. facebook, other SN sites, AOL chat rooms, etc.) is 35, no job, no college, no money and not much to live for, except to “harrass” women by pretending to be who he isn’t and make himself more of a loser than he already is. +
Facebook is more “mature adult” because MySpace is full of teens or tweens with “horrible” grammar skills, chatspeak or 1337leet speak, and spammish/trollish/kiddish behavior. Sheesh, the internet is taken so seriously where we all want to sit back, wind down, let loose and have fun.+
TGIFriday’s was a 80s trend gone bad, too loud & lively, full of families consist of a fat husband, fatter wife and FAT kids, and pricey (or in yuppie dollars: “cheap”) ugly un-real food. TGIFriday’s seems to draw in more blacks than McDonald’s or KFC combined (racist), hire more Latinos than Wal-mart or Lennar homes (also racist) and white ethnics who treat it like a faux-Italian restaurant (kinda racist about the Italian Americans) to make the Olive Garden look drab. +
Is Canada the most “polite” country in the world? They are more P-C than the most liberal part of America…and kept a whole lot of pre-American revolutionary political structure. No wonder the New England WASPs want to be “loyalists” and just move up there. So long, whitie-waspy-yankee…but don’t let the frost bite you when you leave the door. +
5:30AM Got up, brushed teeth, and urinated it was straw coloured, then proceeded to fornicate my wife.
6:30AM sitting in traffic, going to my sucky job, so other people can sit on their rear and not work. (here is a “tiff” file of me sitting in traffico)
10:32AM took good crap this morning, had a bit of corn in it from yesterday’s BBQ (click for the “jpegs” picture of the faeces)
11:30AM walked dog, she urinated on oak tree
2:43PM: got mail, and the latest tax bill (surprise, surprise)
7:39PM Have to take some kaopektate, bad diarrhea, sulfur smell, had an accident on couch. (have a “jpegs” picture of it)
Is this what dopey white people do? they have nothing better to do than chronicle/update their hum-drum lives to their “friends” and strangers on a sit on myfacebook? and then invite someone to be their “friend”–are these white people stuck in 3rd grade?
wow, that’s quite a facebook, you must love twattering yourself day and night, I upgraded my twatter, it is now a hairy twatter.
No thats usually not what its like. At least with all my white friends they only update if their doing something worthwhile. And many just put whats on their mind in the box kinda a food for thought type thing that gets people commenting and talking. What you just described is the person every white person blocks because of that annoying shit
LiveJournal is the originals, the social network site had its 10th anniversary. Here’s an article on them from the online encyclopedia parody site (and guess who uses MySpace?): http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/LiveJournal
what is a facebook like, something worthwhile—taking a dump is worthwhile especially if you are over 65 years old. Food for the thoughts: which is better human flatulence or swine flatulence? now that’s a sit on my facebook for the dopey white people.
Here’s pic of my cat/pussy, here is my BFF, here is my picture of my folk’s house, here is a pic of my keloids, whadda think about maubama, do you like the severe recession/depression where in., how about those underwater mortgages–
Now dats a sit on my facebook for those imbecilic whites.
Exit Facebook and enter Twitter. The song changes but the singer stays the same. I love hearing people talk about being social media gurus now. I think that means more people they have no connection with ignore what they say online. I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and use them to communicate with people but nothing beats a good blog post!
I just recently signed up on all 3 sites myspace/facebook/twitter
I’m only using myspace. I can’t stand the other 2 sites
I cant believe myspace lost customers to the other ones, I think its only because they are newer and offer more “features”. I think Myspace has a more down to earth atmoshpere
yesterday, I farted and then here is the jpegs of my party with me gettin’ down with my white dorky friends. we sipped on some wine, had some overpriced whore foods, then drove away in our saab. sit on my face book.
I just back from china. it was fun, here is pic of me, here is my girlfriend, here is a pic of my dog.
here is a friend, i am off to the laboratory to study. bye.
facesbooks.
i like to drink cat urine!
Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
all social networking sites are like a never ending highschool year book. infact, how sad that kids today can’t enjoy those little notes their friends hand write in their year book, the way my generation (X) did. This is because their friends now leave too many typed notes about random, pointless, stupid things, everyday, all day, in cyberspace, on thier phone, etc. etc.
As a “kid” who uses Facebook, I still highly enjoy the handwritten notes in my yearbook that my friends have written me. The people who really care spend hours, even days, attempting to write the most heartfelt message so that, years later, I can look back and be proud of my past. At the same time, the “typed notes about random, pointless, stupid things,” are very important aspects in today’s the world of communication. Progressive thinkers are very much aware of how exponentially e-media has grown over the past 10+ years and are working tirelessly to incorporate the past (written copies; i.e. newspapers, magazines, etc) with the present and future. So in short, Facebook really isn’t such a bad thing. Embrace it!
Miss a few grammar classes did you…? Well as luck would have it for you, cyberspace has ready-made spell check for them:)
JPEG of my doody this morning,
JPEGs of my welfare checks–thanks Maubama
JPEG of my 3 g-friends
heh dog waz up, lez go to das mall and have milk the shake
hahah, goin’ to das carribbean queen, here is the tit file of it
sit on my face white book.
White people love going green
http://bit.ly/13s7W8
Young boys think I’m cool, they like spending time with me!
i love being white its mad it gives u the freedom 2 do anything and i have a facebook which is good as i then can communicate wit all my white peeps!!! yeaa
Being a celeerbirity and all its good being white as it has allowed me to have more connections in the music industry coz i found like it was hard getting those connections however through fb it helped and also as i have a missing thumb it was easier 2 communicate this way
i like to drink cat urine too!!!
gooooooooood
I think NOT having a facebook account is the new rock n roll, like having a vinyl collection rather than MP3′s. This is because FB has reached saturation, too many people have accounts and is becoming slightly crass. These are an anathema to the ‘ discerning’ white person..lol
adrift is one word. i’m white and i like my grammar.
LMAO
Amen. i’m a mom and i get so annoyed (ok, maybe a little jealous — and offended! LOL) of the other mom’s who have all this free time to crawl up the principal’s ass and play house there, while organizing bake sale fundraisers for a new library bench and decorating the gym with tiny white lights for 5th grade graduation. must be nice to not have to make a living.
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
I’m white, and just spent forty five minutes reading through these stereotypes, and this is the first one I can relate too. Funny blog though
How about white people like to name their Facebook picture albums stupid crap…ugghh, I dont have the energy to find examples. But there SHOULD be a “best of” list out there.
I took a whole hour to read most of the blog, keep it up and make us laugh. Facebook can be boring and unmoving, how about making real life friends in places where people go for fun? I’m beige or whites with American Indian blood, though the most common term for my kind is “coyote”.
I am now starting to realize this entire blog is talking about a culture of nerds.
this is perfect. i think facebook pretty much sums up the people this blog is about. my friends use it as a term to describe people who are particularly lame, or if someone mentions a party that has rules or a theme, someone will say “hope there’s a facebook group for that”.
Facebook restricts individual creativity by forcing you to conform to a plain white boring (sound familiar) profile identical to everyone else’s.
“F*ck Facebook– in the face !”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1201167/
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omg this site is great. im white and think this site is hilarious!
Who the fuck spends money on Facebook?
I’m latino and I’m pretty sure I am the only white person out of my friends.
Julia – why don’t you get creative and make your own social network site? You can have Ed Hardy help you design it, you DOLT!
looooove it!
and then google up some goatse.
Ahahaha, so true.
I love the analogy and comparison about the migration of white people in neighbourhoods. Made me crack up xD
I have Facebook, and not Myspace – because it sucks
I do not have a facebook and have trouble meeting people who share my choice, and that is the way it should be.
WTF is up with that picture? Those white people look like they are more likely to be ACTUALLY WORKING than on facebook. That white girl doesnt even have bangs
I thought white people liked living in crappy edgy neighborhoods with independent musicians and ethnic diversity? I guess the internet can’t be gentrified??
I heard old people were taking over facebook, anyway, as in the website http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
I hate fight club/ chuck palahacknick quoters and I agree with everything paranoid said.
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Gave up and joined the madness this past July. I now have 36,456,397 friends. Who knew?! (I like irony too.)
Facebook is good for keeping some distance from most people without losing all contact. Pretty white.
lol true dat
what did ever happen to friendster
I’m confused by the overuse or misuse of the word “ironic” and “irony” in many of these blog posts. I mean, Armageddon wouldn’t be so much ironic as it would be “obvious” or “mainstream.” That’s probably another thing that white people like: to correct grammar and vocabulary usage. Guilty as charged. Maybe it’s already on the list. I haven’t read all of them yet.
this is precisely why you don’t grasp his use of irony mon amie!
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
It is ironic because it is mainstream. Therefore it is obviously not their taste, and therefore ironic.
I love Facebook (I am actually switching back and forth from this blog to Facebook). It is great because I love how it isn’t like Myspace with all the undesirables you really don’t want to talk to. You can talk to people you know and reconnect with people you have lost contact with. It is a great site, just like this one!
I am white and yes I really enjoy social networking websites such as facebook and before that myspace. I think that this is a pretty opinionated article about white people though. I do not believe the part where it talks about how white people like to hear stories of people making friends with someone from high school and finding out that they are now unsuccessful and fat. This really didn’t make sense to me. As a white person myself, the things I like about Facebook is the ability it gives me to stay connected with friends and see pictures posted by them to see what they have been up to. I think that it is low to stalk on peoples pages just to see if they are failing in life. I feel that this blog needs more research and less opinions/stereotypes on white people.
Nowhere in your little article do you justify the racial bias you use. If you had spoken about privilege and class, owning a laptop, etc. I would buy that.
dude this is hilarious i love it keep it coming
This site really means “urban white liberal with affluent parents” when it says “white people”. Only a tiny percentage of white people outside of college towns have more than a few of these opinions.
That said it is hilarious and clever.
Your’re such a twat…a white, easily offended twat. I’m guessing you have at least 3 “causes” you support, and make people nauseous by telling them about said causes while drinking your “ethical” latte…amiright ?
We’ll check with the HR people and see if we give a shit what you think, and we’ll get back to you if we care.
Good luck with that!
so nice to see another real person posting here. Twat was most fitting, I was searching for something to respond to that crap with when I read your. Good stuff!
I just got turned on to facebook this week. A friend of mine from Afghanistan sent me an e-mail and asked me to join him there. In one week I’ve talked to all kinds of people I haven’t even thought about in years.
Reconnected with all kinds of friends and made a host of new ones. As long as they are able to keep all the spammers and garbage out its a fantastic tool.
It isn’t a frickin’ news article – they don’t have to do research to post a blog that is intended to be entertaining and humorous. If you read this and think there is something wrong with it then don’t read it. You are a retard!
I had a My Space account and recently cancelled it, after it was hacked into. One day I received a call from a friend telling me she thought my page was hacked. I went to check it and sure enough it was. The hacker deleted everything I had posted on my page and replaced it with derogatory statements toward myself, husband, sister and my son. I could not believe what I was reading. I don’t have enemies, so I could not figure out who would do something so childish and hurtful to me. I tried to contact My Space and discovered their costumer service is pitiful. The only way to get in contact with someone is through email and you get the same automotive message each time. After a couple of weeks searching I finally found a number. When I called it I was told, “This line is only for police officers and lawyers”. I called several times and could not get anyone to talk with me. It was very frustrating. I decided to contact the local police department. I was told that as of September 2009 a new law prohibits anyone from hacking into social networking sites. I filed a complaint and a detective was assigned to my case. He said he would be able to get the computer ISP address that hacked into my account. I believe it is a Class B Misdemeanor. After all of this I discovered that Facebook is a more suitable and protected social networking site. I encourage everyone to stay away from My Space!
Whatever. Facebook is for whites only. Yes, that’s EXACTLY how it is. And because of this, it is now lame.
Here’s the synopsis for every post on this site: If white people like something, it’s exclusively white domain and therefore lame. If you are white and you want to be cool, you have to be so ahead of the curve that you are the first white person to have ever liked something. Otherwise you are just a poseur. If you value your individuality, you must scorn everything that other white people have ever liked. Ever! And don’t you dare like things that minorities like because that is precisely what a self-loathing white person would do! Nothing says “lame-ass whitey” more than liking stuff that non-whites like. Unless it’s sincerely liking stuff that unapologetic white people like. So good luck being awesome, white liberals!
I’m not even sure if you’re trying to be satirical or expressing anger. Please be more precise in the way you structure your sentences. And if you are expressing anger – You are an idiot. Develop a sense of humor. If you’re being satirical – You are still an idiot. Develop better grammar skills.
Haha! Sooo true about Myspace and Facebook. What is almost equally unfunny are all the people offended with this hilarious (and true) observation.
In general if you are offended by this site you need some help.
Unfortunately, a lot of people that I know spend more time on face book then they do actually meeting new people and having non-premeditated conversations.
People love Facebook but they hate Facebook Addiction
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
Really funny observation. But reading through comments suggests that there isn’t much hope for white people and cultural relativism. We just want to stay in our “safety bubble”
“MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit” BRILLIANT!
it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.
it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.
white women paying for sex with black males:
Need I say HS students love it more–like, to borrow for 50 Cent, “a fat kid love cake.” Check out the post on this funny HS student blog:
http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/2010/02/facebook.html
the best comment ever!
“it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.
it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.”
depends on whether you buy into that cultural relativism nonsense or not. Fruitcakes say a lot of things they want to believe make sense.
Unfortunately, common sense at face value always bites their ignorant opinions on the ass.
We love facebook but it’s a serious addiction. White People, be aware of Facebook-Induced Ingenuity!
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
Funny, but I don’t necessarily see the “white-only” side of Facebook. I think it’s pretty mainstream among all people. Just saying.
Here’s another laugh: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I don’t know, go to any inner-city public library and you will see every computer with some coon checking their facebook. I think it’s more of a black thing if you ask me.
About Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
white people also like having a myspace “for the music”
That was really creepy… And I really don’t understand the relevance it has to this post.
seriously…wtf are u talking about?
I used to like Facebook until they took away privacy options. Then they started deleting accounts for no reason. I do like how Facebook doesn’t have the gauche features that Myspace has (e.g.: obnoxious graphics and/or videos on the sign-in screen, “music” on people’s profiles, etc.)
I’m still hoping for an alternative to Facebook that will be like the old Facebook but with more privacy settings. I also remember when I clicked the X on an advertisement and it asked “why did you click x?” as if I owed them some sort of explanation.
Also, what in the world is a check cashing store?
really advanced white people are closing their facebook accounts now
Well I hate to break it to you, but that stereotype doesn’t apply to everyone. Both on the owning of said large phallic objects, and the loving there of. That’s just fucking gross man. Also for the record, not all of us white guys are lacking in that dept, like some would have you believe. Take your diseased ghetto cocks and go to detroit, or some other place that sucks. And to all the retards that would pay for that, enjoy your AIDS, morons.
a lot of people on here fall prisoner to being a tool when they get mad from those sterotypse. i think theyre mad funny you guys needa take a joke
Nice, white guy. Keeping up white people by being a total idiot. Wrong and racist.
Confusing, but I think it really means “urban liberal with affluent parents”. It’s not even about race, except for a correlation. Urban liberals with affluent parents usually are white.
Um, hello cars?!?
im white and dont have a facebook or twitter, they bug me.
my best friend whos chinese has one
my norweigan friend….has one
my polynesian friend…..has one….
my black friend….has one….
and my white friend….doesn’t
its not really about whiteness but…okay.
yeah, cus’ all the minorities are moving into Facebook, so, your white friends are planning to move out..or already did…
hahahah
the socially inept or people living in their parents’ basements like to twatter, or facebook it. write a letter, call someone, stop twattering, and other e-nonsense.
yesterday, i ate chinese food, it was good.
today, i am buying toilet paper, 4 ply
my son got a C in physics
i am throwing a party on sat, woo, woo see my eevite everyone can drink some snobby microbrew
Yes, I find that annoying as well. Since you are encouraged to only talk to people you know anyway on Facebook it is sort of pointless because you can simply have face to face convos with these people. The only thing Facebook really offers is SIG’s where you can talk to people with similar interests in message boards, but these simply end up being low quality arguments (e.g.: ad-hominem and personal attacks are commonplace) where rednecks demonstrate ignorance by stating that a mayor of a small town in Alaska and a mayor of a major city such as New York have “equal” importance.
The major city mayor needs to allocate resources and funding towards that which needs it without exacerbating debt, and contrary to what many people believe one cannot magically make money appear into a city’s coffers (if that were true, taxes would lose their raison d’être), in addition to having to deal with a more complex infrastructure and a more diverse population. The Alaskan simply caters to working class whites, whereas a big city mayor has to take into account countless, diverse cultures and populations. Additionally, all of those problems compound and need to be handled swiftly, does he/she prioritize allocating funding to the police while slashing education or vice versa? Or does he deal with a certain corporation who is violating zoning laws by expanding a business into a residential area (which would be good anyway, but in the interests of being technicality obsessed and serving the bureaucracy, would simply prevent the building instead of call a vote to rezone the area).
Things Republicans Hate: The List
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?page_id=405
Whatever, there are tons of black people on facebook. Go check out Barack Obama’s page. 11 million and mostly black and minority. Black guy is running for Governor in my state and got 4600 black friends on facebook in a few days. SWPL is full of crap.
Are you kidding? A lot of Asians and black people are on, too. ( (And yes, there are always Mexicans.)
I have another thing white people like: Commenting on a post without reading the post itself. I’ve seen this so much lol. Even I did it just now…
white people are gonna love the new facebook movie that’s coming out.
if you like this blog, check out http://justsomepetpeeves.wordpress.com!!
i hate facebook and myspace and twitter they are all a waste of time and im white
33% True.
Check-cashing place – yes, that will strike fear in my heart because I like to SAVE my money. A portion of it goes to my checking account so that I can pay my bills, another portion goes into my two retirement accounts and my savings account, and then I take out $30 and stick it in my wallet.
Housing project – no fear, sorry. i feel comfortable in the ghetto.
TGIFridays – no fear, sorry. I don’t know which Fridays’ you go to, but I’ve only ever seen white people eat Fridays food. So why would that ever strike fear into our hearts? Unless of course you are referencing the ultra-millionaires and then, sure, you’re probably correct.
white people just want to be heard. thats it.
: )
The funniest thing on this website are the comments! It must get easier & easier to write this stuff & then sit back & watch people take it so seriously! Anyone would think white Americans are an oppressed minority! I am a white Australian [read ex-convict/invader!]; I have lived in Italy & been discriminated against for my race there & also working in the Latin community here, but so what, they weren’t gonna lynch me or anything. C’est la vie. Anyway, wahtever colour you are, I like laid-back people. Why is it that most Americans I meet like this are non-white?
lady, you are awesome! i couldn’t have said it better myself.
also i’m pretty sure that the people who this blog refers to, are the people laughing…. because we were called out. lol so if you just dont understand… you probably arent what THIS blog is making fun of. although, there is a blog about being offended… maybe you should go read that.
What I want is for someone to sit on my Facebook.
/nyuk nyuk nyuk
Now that facebook has become increasingly popular, extremely elite white people are “too cool for facebook”. It is a waste of their precious time that they could be writing their screenplay. Also, they look down on the lesser white people who feel the need to be “connected” at all times. Many coveted white folk are swearing off facebook now.
Does it count that I don’t have facebook to get away from the extremely elitist pretentious users on there? True story. It was too much. Maybe it makes me more white, not sure.
People who say that people are leaving Facebook because of its increased popularity are ignorant; the real reason why people are leaving Facebook is because of various privacy issues. Myspace back in 2004 was alright, then it started receiving a bad reputation and people started adding tacky and gauche profile additions and “music”.
Additionally, Facebook actually enforces their only add people that you know policy, so because of this people are just talking to their real life friends face to face, over the phone, or through old fashioned e-mail.
Also, there are better sites than Facebook, such as asmallworld.net and aprivateclub.com. People who complain about Facebook being too “elitist” need to research those sites, which are more exclusive and are invitation only. As someone who is of the people I have no problem with such sites, because the owners of said webpages are exercising their basic individual rights to run their websites as they see fit. I may strongly disagree with many of Facebook’s policies, but the users are not a party in the decision making process, while Facebook’s senior executives are.
About the Facebook movie, I’ve heard that they list the dorm as the Porcellian. The Porcellian isn’t a dorm, but an exclusive Final Club. Zuckerberg actually wanted to make it into the Porcellian, but if FDR didn’t make it in (and he had all of the right credentials and family) of course Zuckerberg isn’t going to have a chance.
Maybe in 2008 Facebook was something white people liked. But now, what they really like is hating Facebook. Especially saying things like ‘Facebook was so much better when it was just college students’, and ‘Facebook is the new MySpace’. Also popular: hating Twitter. Note that planning (although rarely actually executing) some kind of ironic novelty Twitter account is pretty common.
Totally disagree with this projection onto Facebook of your own shit. In my mind, Facebook reflects the sphere of influence and interest of the owner. If you are a bigoted white suburbanite, there it is, reflected back to you. In my case, I’m a successful progressive cultural activist: my FB friends are mostly interesting people of color and women, writers producers, activists and artists. Don’t look to it for intimacy there, but I learn a lot, give back my particular take on things and make some wonderful connections new and old. Still rather plant a garden than talk about it, take a trip than just show the pictures, but it has enhanced my life tremendously.
I don’t think I know any white people that don’t like TGIFridays…
God I LOVE Detroit, but not so much Myspace…
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
J Anderson,
Lighten up! This site is meant to be a satire! Between ” Myspace has tacky graphics, an unclean interface, and has become trashy years ago” and “Facebook isn’t what it used to be and don’t know to leave well enough alone” you have to weaken the definition of racism. I will tell you what is racist:
1. Affirmative action, it implies that without the hand of big government minorities wouldn’t be able to succeed. Thus, it presumes that they are inferior to those who don’t need it.
2. Pushing false guilt ploys onto people simply by virtue of being in the majority culture.
You have to understand that “race” isn’t relevant, because everyone is ultimately an individual with their own consciousness. The cure for racism is free market capitalism, because a business that is socially irresponsible enough not to serve minorities (which would be legal in a laissez-faire system) would be swept away by those that do. Free market capitalism would also cure racism because people will be judged on their actions and individual achievements and not their race.
“The white man’s struggle is a superficial one; he doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in America do.”
No, and the best way to fight poverty is also capitalism. Capitalism is the best thing to have ever happened to poor people because it exponentially increased their standard of living. We have advanced medical equipment and pharmaceuticals, better food and clothing, cars, electronics, and many other things that capitalism is responsible for bringing the world, because capitalism either creates goods where none have previously existed or improves upon existing goods.
You do realize the supreme irony that in saying “99% of white Americans are racist” and “the white man’s struggle is a superficial one” you are, yourself, creating a racist stereotype. Try pulling you head out of your ass.
where’s the ‘like’ button
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians ar
Facebook sucks! It sucks the big one hard! Fake relationships to make you feel like you are cared about. All bullshit! I’m white.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
“The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion, but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do.” ~ Samuel P. Huntington
As for racists, stop bitching about that. If it was Africa or Asia that developed faster then Europe and had colonized most the world, they wouldnt have hesitated to turn us into their slaves if they felt it was useful. The races we discriminated and turned into slaves are no better then us, its just that they were slower to develop means to apply violence on a large scale then we did. Tough luck, but suck it up.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
Facebook users can now easily select Friends when Suggesting Page/ group to other =D Check it out here – http://www.crazyinter.net/easily-send-facebook-pagegroup-invite
You’re right. Myspace is totally the Detroit of the Internet. I wonder what Paris, London and New York are?
because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness
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Can I “Like” stuffwhitepeoplelike.com on Facebook?
Meh I’m liking tumblr more..
went to facebook page and read their bottom line as:
Facebook helps you connect and share with the white people in your life.
I thought the new thing was hating facebook?
Or is it just in Europe?
Before I read this blog – I actually posted a link onto Facebook of this site. Can’t believe that I am such a stereotype – so true about the allergies and Hummus!!
Note that this was posted in 2008.
Funny how I see more asians than anything on facebook now.. hmmmmmmm.
I love how somebody has enough time wasting there life making this site.
i just found it spent two seconds reading the list & this article. & wow.
if you think this is what white people do all the time your serverly wrong. sorry.
but, who puts in this much time hating people & creating a site when they dont even know what there talking about.
okay? k.
bye.
Um…. this site was made by a white person who definitely knows what he’s talking about (and also fulfilling Stuff White People Like: #50 – Irony)
Don’t hate! Enjoy it because it’s hilariously true (and this from another white person, who enjoys farmer’s markets, pea coats, and expensive sandwiches)
Its funny because by viewing this website, you’re giving the owner money from advertising. Enjoy your stay.
Yeah!!
Facebook is of great help aside from being a hit. I just don’t like how they evloved in the technology world by using timeline.
Oh wow, you read the whole thing in 2 seconds? I’m really impressed. You must really know what you’re talking about!
Where r u coming up with this stuff?! So funny!
it’s funny because its true. btw http://smore.com/vwuq another thing white people like is plugging their new businesses
I every time spent my half an hour to read this web site’s articles or reviews every day along with a cup of coffee.
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and will be tweeting this to my followers! Great blog and wonderful style and
design.