#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
April 13, 2009 by clander
Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something that white people hate, it’s best to choose something that will allow white people to make clever comments or at the very least feel better about themselves. Currently, the easiest way to do that is to ask a white person for their thoughts on people who wear Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy is a clothing company that makes a wide range of expensive t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans. These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.
To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.
Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.
For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”
Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.
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Who is Ed Hardy?
Exactly what I want to know!!!
I have one word to say about this post:
Amen.
- TK
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
I can’t stand people who wear Ed Hardy it screams poser because 99.9% of the time the people, I’m sorry DOUCHE BAGS that wear Ed Hardy have no idea who he is or what he has done.
So I agree with NotWhite-ButEdHardySUCKS
Ed Hardy+Douche Bags= SUPER DOUCHES
I have an Ed Hardy shirt. I’m not white. I’m a black female and I’m not Douche Bag. The t-shirt’s that guys are wearing n this picture r not good Ed Hardy shirts.
His shirts r form fitting & look good on people have the body 2 wear them. Especially guy’s with nice bodies. Everybody can’t rock Ed Hardy.
What about the guy that designs Ed Hardy that coming out with his own line what he’s a Douche Bag 2?
There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!
-Chris
Hahaha! I wrote this bullshit! I am using Clander’s name like I used so many other peoples’ names. I cannot help myself. Notice my spelling on alias? Must be the autism. My bad.
I’m just a serial identity thief.
I need Jebus.
^I wrote this because I love spreading hate way more than anyone.
p.s. I’m a homophope!
SO TRUE! hahaha I curse and spit when I see Ed Hardy stuff.
Hey, can any of you say, JON GOSSLIN???? Dude, he wears Ed Hardy like its his JOB! (maybe it is…?)
Anyway, he is DOUCHE!
d.
Check out all the douche bags at http://www.makefunofmyfriends.com
I think its weird that their are two non-whites in the picture for this blog.
Because everyone knows white people are the biggest consumers of ED hardy! FACT!
FACT this website is weirdly racist. It’s a bunch of white people trying to identify themselves and separate themselves as a tasteful class of people.
Not just white people like all these things, that’s why this book is ridiculous.
You are ignorant. It is called humor.
If you seriously come on this site and think that everything that they are posting is serious, you need to get a life, LOL.
you obviously have no sense of humor. this is strictly for fun. it is not to be taken that seriously. dickweed
You trying to say anything’s game for a laugh? If I say you’re a bum sucking dribbling retard am I just being humorous? Be it true or not, who cares – I’m not being serious and this is just comedy, so lighten up you ass goblin.
The other comment was right on the money – sums up the site/book to a T without being offensive, so why are you trolling?
How ironic you are….
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?)
You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
Ed Hardy = Douche-Bag Wear.
Regardless of your skin color.
Case Closed.
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