#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
April 13, 2009 by clander
Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something that white people hate, it’s best to choose something that will allow white people to make clever comments or at the very least feel better about themselves. Currently, the easiest way to do that is to ask a white person for their thoughts on people who wear Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy is a clothing company that makes a wide range of expensive t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans. These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.
To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.
Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.
For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”
Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.
He makes a very good point. Though Ed Hardy is popular in the “tool” category at most Universities or the wannabee tools.
We may be white, but we do usually dislike certain things for a reason.
ha ha ha ha.
Yuck, Ed Hardy. It tries to be so vintage, but it results in an epic fail.
Hahaha F*** Ed Hardy!
I thought I was alone in my intense hatred of Ed Hardy. But I am white!
White people like to think that they are alone in their stances.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
But the question is… am I white because I hate ed hardy? Or do I hate ed hardy because I’m white?
Ironically these kids also are almost always slightly overweight, little pot belly, and wearing skinny jeans that make them look like stuffed sausages… idiots.
As we recently learned here …
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/02/10/121-funny-or-ironic-tattoos/
… the worst kind of tattoo is one that lots of people have. So it’s not surprising at all that wearing t-shirts based on tattoos that lots of people have is even worse.
It’s hardly a mystery.
Most Ed Hardy is worn by white trash doing their best not to look like white trash.
Correct. Extra-white sneakers with Tommy or K-Swiss printed on the side is also a sure sign that the person is a piece of garbage.
That is impossible because Ed Hardy is way too expensive for white trash…STUPID!
No one said anything about finances.
The white trash steal the clothes. That’s what gives them their “street cred.”
Same shit with the chavs in England–their big thing were Burberry caps. Of course these slime couldn’t afford them, so if you wore one you were a bad ass shoplifting chav.
Burberry got so fed up with being associated with chavs they quit making the hats.
Yes! That is exactly it. The Burberry thing is so bad in England. It is funny being in America where Burberry relatively is still considered a high-end brand but back in Leeds it is just associated with council queens and chavs.
I’ve never heard the term “Chav” before. Is it like the British version of “White Trash”?
They’re the British version of wiggers. The current Wikipedia image of a Chav is hilarious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
Why do people think Ed Hardy is expensive? A $70 hat and an $80 t-shirt is NOT expensive.
The fact that people think they look like they have “money” when they wear this stuff is almost comical. Try showing up to the Concours in Monterey or to the Casino in Monte Carlo wearing this and see what how wealthy they think you are.
Pathetic.
An $80 t-shirt is inexpensive? I hate Ed Hardy, but I’d say listening to Quintessentially let us all know that he can more than afford to splurge on $70 hats and $80 t-shirts and $500,000 black jack tables in Monte Carlo is the equivalent of someone wearing a shirt to demonstrate their wealth. Sorry, James Bond, next time I’m on a double secret mission in Monte Carlo I’ll be sure to wear my gold encrusted, diamond studded tuxedo.
“Pathetic”
Oh, I say! What are you bringing to Pebble Beach this year? The Alfa 8C 2900B? Perhaps the Voisin? 80 bucks for a t-shirt is more than expensive-it’s brain-dead. You obviously don’t have any hobbies to spend money on since you’re so into primping your pussy-ass.
i doubt white trash could wear ed hardy you obviously dont know nothing about ed hardy because it is expensive so doubt that one
if it’s so expensive then why do they sell it at sam’s club?
also white trash has little to do with money and more to do with class level
White people also like shopping at Sam’s Club. Something about giant tubs of pretzel rods and fifty tubes of toothpaste really sets them off.
Now I know why I hate this stuff – I’m white! Well, 80% white, according to your quiz … won’t my black parents be proud? (Rhetorical question, but the answer would be “no.”)
When I was doing research for my own tattoo, I could appreciate Don Ed Hardy for his work and his distinctive style. But now that it’s plastered all over, it’s less than interesting.
ok….I’m not white and I 1,000,000% agree with this post.
When I see anything Ed Hardy, I think about axe body spray (worn as cologne) and really bad techno/pop versions of Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Kanye West songs.
Ed Hardy wearers please, please, please stop it. You look like a walking vomitarium.
Don’t even get me started on those freakin Ugg boots. Yuuuuuuuck.
vomitarium…that’s good!
vomitorium, ahem.
Don’t forget the other thing white people love to hate…Madonna! She is always draped in Ed Hardy. Now there’s a conversation starter.
white people dont hate madonna, they all have a deep love for her because they grew up in the 80s, and she lived in london and adopted a black baby, 2 things on white peoples bucket lists…
although on the outside they say they hate her, on the inside they know if she walked by them they would shit.
Smart white people actually don’t like Madonna because she’s so obviously trying way too hard. Same thing goes for Angelina Jolie.
only half of the white population hates angelina jolie, because they love jennifer aniston. The cool half like angelina because she was the first female action star, and she she actually helps people…
My world does not revolve around who some mimbo (albeit a funny one) like Brad Pitt wants to put his dick into.
I would let brad pitt do anything to me…even if he had aids…same with angelina jolie…
joking or not joking you must have ed hardy fcukin gloves on when u decided to type that ridiculous comment
douche(hrhkat)!!!!!!!!
I think Angelina Jolie is a ghoul. I don’t think she’s attractive & she can’t act her way out of a paper bag. I think Jennifer Aniston is boring. I never saw Friends so I don’t know what all the hype is about. So *poof* with that theory.
This has nothing to do with being white. This has everything to do with hating people who look and act like douche-bags in their “designer” overpriced clothes.
I agree with Buddy Love, I do think it’s funny when a “designer” can get close to $100 for a tee-shirt.
But I think the web site got it wrong when they said that white people don’t like Ed Hardy? Have you ever seen the show Rock of Love on Vh1? All those skanks, including the white ones, wear Ed Hardy.
Those are the wrong kinds of white people.
The not-so-wrong white people will sneer at reality television in public, but will devour an overly-scripted, overly-dramatic, and sometimes historically questionable PBS documentary. Is that a possible new entry?
Oh thank you for writing this! I was somehow convinced by a grad school friend to go to a suburban bar with a cover band two weeks ago and the amount of Ed Hardy t’s was disgusting! I couldn’t stand it, it was drivng me nuts! This entry only confirms my whiteness. Thank you!
I have honestly never seen a white person in Ed Hardy. It is a side-step from Tommy Hilfiger. A sub-genre of clothes that are meant for rich white people that trendy rich white people are afraid of because black people also wear it. The North Face has also slipped away from the most white outdoors-men among us. What’s next, Diesel?
Have you seen Bret Michaels?? It’s all he wears!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought this site was soooo over the white-trash stereotype.
Although the mutual disdain thing is pretty right-on.
what are you talking about???? Have you seen any of the “young hollywood crowd” pics from any point of 2004-2007???
Ed Hardy became both “popular” & tarnshed by the exact same crowd…..
young, “rich”, pseudo-celebs who spend all week partying between vegas and L.A.
Yep in the UK we started on diesel. But on the hush.
I thought rich white people love emulating black people.
This would be really funny if people who wear Ed Hardy weren’t really douchebags. The world is worse off because of them and that is no laughing matter.
preach it, brother
I don’t hate too much on Ed Hardy. He’s made it much easier to spot the douchebags.
The irony, of course, being that white people like the Sailor Jerry branded Chuck Taylors.
I stopped wearing chuck taylors, its hard to give up, but white people need to grow up and move on to something not accessible to 12 year olds.
Really? I thought white peole loved Ed Hardy!
Either way, the stuff looks cheap and tacky, it’s a wonder anyone likes the brand.
I agree. It’s like he is trying to do too much..less is sometimes more.
I’d like to include Hating People Who Pay To Drink Ed Hardy Wine to the list.
Ed Hardy wine exists; I’m not making this up: http://www.google.com/products?q=ed+hardy+wine&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=bunjScDrDduMtgf8iryxDA&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title
Never even heard of it…
me neither. I think clander is starting to reach for material.
really?? here in new england Ed Hardy clothes WERE the coolest thing since sliced bread.. buy the fad seems to have died down recently
Ed Hardy is massive in Hong Kong. It must have been really popular with the wrong kind of white celebrity. Trucker hats are still going strong here, so maybe the trend is almost over. If Chinese people are into it, it can no longer be cutting edge in America.
lol Japan seems to be on the cutting edge of fashion trends
In the UK any designer fad dies out as soon as you can find them in wemberly market.
Point in case i was wearing evisus in 2001-2002 by 2004 bootlegs were ever where i stopped wearing them. Then U.S rappers jumped on evsiu and they kinda came back. They never fully recovered amongst my peer group, due to females inability to distinguish real from fake. They just assumed they were fake.
The same has happened with ED hardy and true religions out here.
ps: ED hardy tees are £90 out here in the UK
Yeah, I hate those too!
Especially when flames are present!!!!
Agreed. Especially coupled with a dagger through the skull..maybe it should just burst into flames!
Instant gauche.
WTH is Ed Hardy?
the antichrist
Holy Jesus – This article couldn’t be more true… Every time I see someone in one of those God awful Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier shirts I seize a little bit…
I was just talking to my friend the other day about my disdain, and while he was at the Casino this weekend he picture-messaged me every time he saw one… Each picture had a gel headed guido/redneck holding a red bull/vodka to go along with the shirt.
I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy, and I’ve never seen people wearing clothes like the ones in the photo. This must be a west coast thing, maybe?
Umm all you F’ers are stupid every rich, white person I know wears Ed Hardy. He is a reputable tattoo artist and clothing designer who makes more than all you f*c*s!
Sounds like you hang out a lot of pro wrestlers Ms. Rachael.
“MY T-SHIRTS!”
-RACHAEL HOLSTEIN
Just like Kat von Dee is a reputable tatoo artist, give me a break….off of that kitkat bar!
There is a big difference between rich people and wealthy people. A wealthy person would never be caught dead in this trash.
I think what you say is very true Mark. In my experience there is a distinct difference- it is all about attitude and behaviour, isn’t it?
duuuuhh…its called GOOGLE. Ed Hardy IS NOT INVOLVED WITH “ED HARDY CLOTHING”…..
Ed hardy clothing is owned by Christian Audigier. He uses ed hardy’s artwork and name to sell the brand.
The real Ed Hardy is a legendary tattoo artist.
I love when ppl speak with so much conviction and haven’t done any damn research.
Rachael Holstein
lol moron
Ed Hardy master tattoo artist in my opinion.
my work mates wifes wears all the ed hardy clothing, gives us all a laugh,she had no idea who he was.
excuse my poor grammar i left school early to be an engineer.
I work in a middle school and all the doucherockets and sorostitutes in training wear Ed Hardy. Makes me want to vomit. The only thing worse than wearing an ugly t-shirt is wearing an ugly t-shirt that everyone else is wearing.
SOROSTITUTES. My new favorite word.
lol! sorostitutes = myofficial word of the week!
“The only thing worse than wearing an ugly t-shirt is wearing an ugly t-shirt that everyone else is wearing.” SERIOUSLY! AMEN!
Thank you for calling people out who wear this stuff. Actually we should all be kind of thankful Ed Hardy clothing because now you can immediately spot and identify an ass without having to interact with them.
If you’ve never heard of or seen ed hardy shirts, come to Miami and witness the epicenter of horror.
how true is this, seriously. not only is miami intellectually bankrupt, it’s white-people bankrupt.
no, the epicenter is in LA, trust me…Santa Monica and Hollywood are ground zero, we need to call in FEMA….its become an epidemic.
Don’t want to alarm you, but we are talking pandemic. There are Ed Hardy cells popping up all over Sydney, Australia.
There are cells all over South Africa as well…
I see you mentioned the ufc in there, for the mma snobs (myself included) the equivalent would be Affliction tshirts they are exactly the same design type ( dragons and skulls….) and the same idiots wear them
I see you employed a closed reading of the text there.
OOOH Afflication is bad too! but it doesnt have that douchey ed hardy label on it…its still terrible and should not be worn.
Ed Hardy is white himself. I don’t get it….
ed hardy is also an o.g. legendary tattoo artist. CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER (french douchebag)….just uses the name and artwork for the clothing brand.
Yes! You are absolutely right. There’s currently a lawsuit against that “french douchbag” for overusing Ed Hardy’s name and images.
I hate people who wear the Ed Hardy brand simply because all the wrong people are wearing it. These are not “tattoo people” who knew and heard of him when he was “just” a tattoo artist in San Francisco.
I do, however, admire the “not white” practice of licensing your artwork, and watching the moolah roll in.
hmmm… never heard of ed hardy lol
N.
I dont get it. I never heard of Ed Hardy and not that many people at my school wear clothes like that. Matter of fact more black guys wear clothes like that, but it’s that free-artist kind of punk rock style clothes that Hip Hop’s been changing to. Matter of fact it’s not enough white people wearing that style, to stereotype them.
Then again this is NC and I’m black so I don’t give a damn about Ed or anybody that wears his clothes. Really I just read this website for the laughs.
Nothing says “Friday Night” to a douche like an Ed Hardy Tee, some hair gel, and a pocket full-o-roofies.
http://yeahrightradio.com/
I hardly ever wear him.
Wow, this is just beyond brilliant. What’s even funnier than the blog itself is that half the people responding don’t even realize that the blog isn’t actually making fun of the assholes who wear Ed Hardy, it is also making fun of the equally annoying dipshits who make fun of people who wear Ed Hardy gear!!! The irony in the fact that the “right kind of white people” who do not wear Ed Hardy stuff have their own stupid trends that are just as annoying and sometimes just as expensive as the trends of the “wrong kind of white people/ or non white people.” If you are not familiar with the “right kind of white people” and “the wrong kind of white people” READ THE BOOK!
Uh what?
Your post made my head hurt more than that dude I saw wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Maybe your skinny jeans and all the molding paste in your hair are having adverse reactions to your cognitive abilities.
Too many white people trying to outwit each other…make it stop!
Only the wrong kind of white people do that.
Yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!
I’m sorry, Danielle, I had to say that.
Congratulations. You get the joke. You will be receiving a certificate in the mail shortly.
It comes with a voucher for a complementary cup of joe at your local free trade coffee sto’.
THANKS!!! Hope it comes in a cool over the shoulder messenger bag that looks aged, but is really brand new.
Big enough for your moleskin notebook AND Apple laptop.
Hahaha!!!! Yep!
#125 Sarcasm
I have somehow managed to simultaneously ‘get the joke’, enjoy laughing at myself and others like me, and find Ed Hardy unwearable.
I’m not sure how many people that read this site don’t get it. I would wager: very few.
Trust me. “We” get the inference. As do the “others” this joke happens to invariably target.
danielle, please, stop explaining. you’ll ruin it.
Ok, Ed Hardy, got it. lame. L-A-M-E. Please do house music. Or Peace Corps. Or Teach for America. Or M.I.A. Or “representin” bad parts of their respective towns during a show like they’re really from there. Or Nalgene bottles (BPA-Free). Or brightly colored RayBan Wayfarers. Or Keffiyeh scarves. Or bars/restaurants themed like old general stores with staff that look like they’re outta “Gangs of New York,” all Daniel Day Lewis and shit with staches, where they serve “overpriced old fashioned cocktails with handmade ice cubes” (open call to most of lower Manhattan these days). I think Portland and SF need ANOTHER shout out given how tragically/fatally white they are. Oh my God…. TAPAS!!!!!!
LMAO
wayfarers. so white.
I’m not white and I hate on Ed Hardy. It’s, um what’s the word I’m looking for?… oh right, FUGLY and usually the people who wear it are fugly too.
I live in Japan (with my Asian wife– see #11!!!) and I often miss crap like Ed Hardy. Although I don’t think you have to be white to think it’s sucky and lame and makes people look like total doucheabgs.
Speaking of which…
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
…and by “miss” mean do not notice. Not “wish I had more of it.”
No…
Holy Crap this is a funny one!!!
Love it!!!!
I was disappointed until “self-tanner”
I find it hard to tell the difference in character and taste between someone wearing Ed Hardy and someone with tattoos. Hell, throw in a moleshine with the Ed Hardy and tattoos, and you’ll have an art major. I guess we need someone the fill all those single-wides in Mississippi and West Virginia.
Good day.
If this is true, white people are pretty smart, hahaha. Ed Hardy clothes reek of “new money” and they’re pretty classless.
So insightful. Tattoo designs on skin = awesome. Tattoo designs on shirts = epic fail. I’m white and I had never heard the name Ed Hardy, but I knew I hated the shirts with those trashy designs when I saw them. Thank you; for now I have a name for the abstract for which I have so much vitriol. I can’t wait until you post about more things that I hate.
Juicy Couture for boys? Pure sleaze.
But… I’m gonna break away from the mutual disdain with my fellow WP’s and proffer this fact: Tats are generally pretty damn tacky.
I have no problem with Ed Hardy’s clothing line. But I would rather spend $200 on a good tattoo than a sweatshirt.
Gawd, I hate Ed Hardy!
I don’t think that even black people or yellow or anyone ever likes ed hardy.
I LOVE Ed Hardy…and self tanner. Guess I have been in Miami too long lol…
HA!!!
Yeah, I if you like those two things, I would guess that you would like Miami and Vegas!!! No culture- just CHEEZE!!!
ha! Too funny!!
But they are awful! And the only people who I know who where them ARE white people. I think this is a minority.
Like TJ I had never heard of Ed Hardy until now, and I must agree, I hate them as much as any other white person. I must disagree on the tattoos on skin = good/tattoos on on a t-shirt = bad though. Most tattoos I’ve seen are pretty lame no matter who has them. A skull with flames coming out of it? Gimme a break. Why do so many people (white or otherwise) get cliched tattoos? If I see another Gaelic knot tattoo I’ll puke.
Almost a month goes by and this is the best you could do? Ed Hardy is simultaneously loved and hated by ALL colors and creeds.
You’re losing it…
SHUT IT HAMISH!!!
This is the funniest post yet! LOVE IT!
ED Hardy wearing fools are just like fake hair pieces on guys, or girls who obviously die their hair bleach blond! It’s just cheezy! and not cool or natural.
This is a good post because it has informed of the evils of Ed Hardy and now I have something new to hate on.
On the bad side, now that I know about this I’m going to wind up seeing it everywhere now.
Strange. cause in Australia, Ed Harry just do normal clothes. Not even very expensive O_o
Ed Harry is different to Ed Hardy (I’m Australian also, but have spent time in the US).
This post sucks!! Ed Hardy?! really?! I know all types of people from different ethnic backgrounds that wear this brand. This post is kinda racist!! It should be taken off.
BOOOO!!!
Sound like you have a closet full of Ed Hardy. Boo hooo. Racist my ass
lol, this is what happens when people spend to much money on a crap ugly fad that when white people openly hate it, it immediately stops being worn, and then these people with a closet full of ed hardy realize they have to go shopping becuase everything they own in unwearable.
Yeah BrazQT – FYI you and all the people that you know who wear Ed Hardy are fricken cheezey but you don’t really know how cheezey you are!!! You probably like to vacation in Vegas or Miami and think that you’re all cool by going to certain “cool” clubs, with your Ed Hardy hat on… but really you’re a Cheeze ball man!!!
Let me guess, where are you originally from… Detroit? Do you listen to black music that black people don’t listen to anymore? OH NO wait!!! you listen to TECHNO!!!
Hahaha!!! You are the people that I hate most in this world. You and your slutty ass looking woman. Get outta my face the next time I see you walking around, or I will punch you, you poser.
Huh, strange how this has come up in Efron’s 17 Again. When our hero of High School Musical fame wonders into the dark hells of a highschool hall, his Ed Hardy outfit provokes this response:
“What did you do, mug K-fed?”
I do agree. Ed Hardy is loved and hated by all ethnicities. Personally I think the clothes are ugly. Fuck how much the gear costs. We should actually thank Ed Hardy, because now we don’t have to hold a conversation with a person to find out if they are into “douche baggery”. Seriously no matter what color you are or where you are from, if you are wearing that God aweful shit, you’re a douche-bag. Note: rich europeans and rich west africans are not exempt from this rule. Lord, if there was ever a uniform for assholes, it would be Ed Hardy.
HILARIOUS!!! Love this post!!
Oh, I think SWPL just jumped the shark. Oops.
Okay, I must be getting old. Dang it. I’ve never heard of Ed Hardy but it sounds and looks like something you’d see at skate parks. Or worn by people on Match.com.
And the Lord sayeth: Let thy commenters prove thine point by example.
Thank you. I’ve been waiting for this one. You hit it right on the head. And I don’t understand what could be racist about this.
Never heard of Ed Hardy, but have seen the shirts.
I like the bit about UFC, that should be another entry, UFC and MMA. It’s mostly white folks who would never do boxing, and might have done a little wrestling/tae kwon do (take my do)/kungfu when they were little. Local MMA matches are especially funny to watch.
I agree that SWPL has jumped the shark. However, I understand what they are going for here. They should have just had a post about chavs.
Douchebag wear 101. Insert Ed.
Just don’t forget Affliction, Couture, Tapout and all the other crap.
This real irony being that this post is a stinging rebuke to every single denizen living in coastal Orange and San Diego Counties – just about the whitest places on Earth…
I’ve never been prouder to be a white person.
I’m really out of it…have never heard of Ed Hardy, but laughed nonetheless. No shark-jumping here, just brilliance. Thanks for the laffs.
white people hate Ed Hardy? then how come white people are the only ones you ever see wearing Ed Hardy (including the two caucasian homeboys in that picture)?
a classic of the genre, turd-boy — esp. your parenthetical remarks.
just never gets old…
YES. Idiots that wear Ed Hardy should do us a favor and go play on the interstate.
http://www.oldrow.net
YES! I despise Ed Hardy clothing and would never wear it and whenever I see someone wearing Ed Hardy my mouth is dry.
turd_boy
those aren’t white folks they are persians or armenians from LA
But they are wearing Ed Hardy.
very true, many middle easterners wear it, the second that happens, it becomes something to avoid all together.
Because they look better in it than you?
unlikely, but because when foreigners start wearing “trendy” american clothing, that means its not cool because the trend became to commercial and accepted worldwide.
What about when “trendy” (read uncreative and unimaginative) Americans steal cultural items from the middle east like oh… I dunno, the ubiquitous keffiyah… that’s cool right?
yeah but that was an accessory….its not like we stole the entire outfit…plus that trend has ended too, now its whoever has the brightest scarve…trends only last 6 months to a year for an accessory, 1 to 2 years for pants, 1-1 1/2 for a shirt, 2-4 for a coat….the thicker the fabric the longer it is on trend…
This is funny. I always hated people who wear Ed Hardy because they are mostly usually from LA living in Denver suburbs.
I live in Colorado and douche bags move here from LA for financial reasons. Basically, they sell their slum house in LA for $500K and buy a 3BR cookie cutter house in a suburb for $250K. Then, they can finally afford a 3 Series BMW and Ed Hardy wardrobe – and spend their time at the mall pretending they are celebrities and expecting to be treated as such.
Speaking of LA: hating LA is another thing white people like.
unless your a white person living in LA, then you hate the wrong parts of LA. You hate Hollywood, unless your gay friends have a gorgeous 3.4 million dollar place in west hollywood, you love Los feliz, you used to love santa monica, and venice but now they have become unauthentic, you used to dream about living in brentwood but now you want a place in the palasades. You hate all the posers from the rest of the country coming here to be famous. A white person living in LA is usually either already in entertainment, does unique advertising, or somehow works for whole foods, all drive a prius.
Good point – white people hate the posers who move to LA to be famous, they’re the real Ed Hardy douches.
On the contrary, the truly famous people who live in LA embody all the things white people like, such as driving a Prius.
When did Venice become unauthentic?
I love going down to Venice for dinner — lots of good restaurants. I also ride my road bike through Venice cause I like the atmosphere.
But if is now as unauthentic as you say it is then I will avoid it like the plague, except for the Sidewalk Cafe — I love that place!
One thing I have never liked about Venice is the price of houses — it is completely insane what you have to spend to get a 2 bedroom, one bath bungalow built in the 50’s.
its so true.. ed hardy clothing is uncouth.. when will the fad end?
This blog is amazing. I hate Ed Hardy. It’s tacky, overly expensive and ugly. Also, I like or hate almost every other thing on this website. Whoever writes this has tapped into the white person way of thinking.
You can wear anything ironically, from skinny jeans to a swastika to yes, even an Ed Hardy T-shirt. As I’m typing on last year’s MacBook I’m in an alt-coffee house wearing, you guessed it, and Ed Hardy T-shirt!
And just like my MacBook, Ed Hardy, irony and the people who think this website is cool, I’m 2 years behind the times.
ed hardy is evil and should never ever ever be promoted, you arent white your evil. Delta Burke evil.
How exactly do you wear a swastika ironically? Paired with a keffiyah and a star of David? Excellent. You youth show so much promise…
You know what else can’t be worn ironically? Jesus shirts. (!) Even if a goth satanist wore a Jesus shirt, he would look like a holy roller.
True, a lot of non-white people wear ed hardy, but the worst offenders are the meathead sullymurph types wearing it around here (boston).
“Ooo look at me I can afford to blow $150 on a t-shirt oooo”
You just can’t wear it ironically…yet. Once it’s not popular with a certain subset, THEN you could wear it ironically and say, “remember when people wore these?”
I was recently in Kelowna (small town that thinks it’s big time in interior BC), and the beach (on a lake) was covered with (white) girls wearing Ed Hardy bikinis, and sideways Ed Hardy caps. They looked ridiculous. Most of them also had bleached blonde hair and tattoos on their lower back (hearts or “tribal”). What kind of white people are these? I thought the white people this site poked at were the “yuppy” over educated, privledged types…. Ed Hardy types are trashy, and want to look like they have money in their overpriced clothes (that they blew their paycheque on instead of using it to pay bills… )! guess it takes all kinds of white people though – I like this post because it’s covering more white types!
lu,
White People don’t like wearing Ed Hardy. What White People like is “Hating People Who Like Wearing Ed Hardy.”
thank you.
the more I learn about Kelowna, the more I want to move there !!!
those tats on the “lower back” are called tramp stamps, or, as we know them here in the Panhandle, “Panama City License Plates.”
Panama City loooves Ed Hardy.
snif…
they sell ed hardy shirts at marshalls and tj maxx for 10-20 dollars each.
shh dont tell white people you shop there…if its not an army surplus store, thrift store, or vintage clothing store you will be shunned…..
LMAO!!!!!!!!
one month to write the next post….. clearly these white folk are spending too much time being sarcastic with one other or complaining about their brethren bankers causing collapse in their white economy. this is a great blog, but seeing as its written by a white, industrious middle class person who has contributed so much to white satirical comedy, it takes an awful long time time to churn out a bit of satirical white crap.
explanation demanded by a disgruntled reader from your colonial overlord. the anglo saxon empire.
I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy…
Stuffwhitepeoplelike is weaker than ever. First, we don’t have one entry for weeks, and when it finally comes out its this shit? I’ve never heard of Ed Hardy anything.
The fact you have never heard of Ed Hardy confirms your whiteness.
I was literally making fun of an Ed Hardy ad in a magazine not 15 minutes ago. I hate reading this site so much.
Haha, today this girl in my math class has been wearing these really ugly Ed Hardy shoes all week. I usually end up spending the entire period wishing ill will towards them, they bother me so much. This just made my day for its perfect timing.
This whole time I was thinking I was white but I have Ed Hardy clothes. Never heard of ppl hating it. Now I am embarrassed for wearing it. Thanks clander! Oh well! I guess Ed Hardy is still considered trendy in Ohio.
It’s only trendy amongst d-bags.
its true, im sorry your spent alot of money for it…I feel bad for people who dont know better. I live in LA so I see these douches everyday, but in Ohio, I seriously doubt people care that much about looking like douches..
I suggest shopping at either a vintage store, online, ralph lauren is always appropriate, as is michael kors. At least with these designers you get something classic that can be mixed and matched, dressed up and down and can last a couple years.
Dont shop anywhere where you see ripped holes in jeans, or a moose or a seagull. No more raise words on shirts either, unless its from Threadless.com, those are acceptable for humor sake. good luck
“The phrase 死先侮辱 printed on this Ed Hardy handbag was intended to represent “die before dishonor”, however it is gibberish in Japanese. This phrase is not even close in Chinese. It is read as “die first, insult (later)”.”
http://www.hanzismatter.com/2009/03/die-first-insult-later.html
Oh yeah – is it considered passe to hate on Abercrombie? Please I really want to know!!
abercrombie hating was soo two years ago…we hate ed hardy now, we wont stop until it goes bankrupt. I have a feelthing the next thing we might hate is American Apparell…while I love it..the bright colors and the attitude from white people wearing it is growing to an out of control level….but damnit they have great thin shirts and snazzy jeans…
American Apparel is spoon-fed McDonald hipsterism. Just more mallrats really.
Lipstick on a pig bitches!
its weird how white people hate ed hardy, most people that wears ed hardy are white! hahaha keep hating. btw i hate ed hardy! shit is fucking ugly!
It’s like you’re in my mind!
PS can you hurry up with the posts why do I have to wait like 5 months each time?
Is this your “leaping out of the closet” post? White people – Proper White People, heterosexuals with non-unionized public sector jobs – have no fucking idea who Ed Handy is.
“I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party”
Jesus, how many cocks did you suck on your way to the bath houses this morning, Christian? 6? 126? MMA is *the* Official Proper White People sport. NBA has gone straight thug gangster, same with the black quarterback obsessed NFL, hockey is turning gay very rapidly (banning bodychecking, fights), and baseball is still boring.
Only “wigger” white people watch NBA and NFL, and hockey is every bit the gay ghetto that Broadway has become. The “good” whites are attracted to the manly competition that is MMA, which not incidentally is dominated by the white man, just like boxing and wrestling.
MMA: Mouth-Mouth-Anal?
Whitey,
let me guess- you’ve been going to the gym for 3 months so you’re training to be a cage-fighter.
hmm…I wonder why Clander referred to UFC fans as douchebags
dong, let me guess, you’ve been doing pilates and “doga” for 3 months so you’re training to be a cage dancer at The Manhole.
hmmm…I don’t wonder at all why Clander referred to UFC fans as douchebags: he’s an effete, Peter Pan never-grow-up fucking pansy, doomed to spending the next 50 years grabbing his ankles and cracking wise on how much he likes it.
besides, dongis, there’s nothing more heterosexual than two muscley white men entangling each other with their BIG, HARD arms and legs in a steel cage.
I can’t tell you how INTENSE it gets for me when they start headscissoring each other!
Hahaha, disregard the above comment, it was me, fake Whitey, and I suck cocks.
Whitey, all I can tell you is that self-acceptance is a long, meandering, and sometimes painful journey that everyone must take.
You’re telling me, which is why I encourage the author of this blog to head down to the nearest truck stop or bus station and embrace his true nature.
He’s obviously a flaming homosexual, not that there is anything right with that, and I’m concerned that the brown people will get the false impression that whites, who are the most dominant fighters on the planet by the way as evidenced by their dominance in boxing and MMA and wrestling, are gay. I’m sure you see my point.
You might be more comfortable over at “Stuff White Trash People Like”. I’m pretty sure UFC is #3 behind “Hitting Their Girlfriends” and “Drinking Paint Thinner on the Weekends After Realising Their Stuck in a Hick Town with a Dead End Job”.
Actually, I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with MMA’s, it’s just that the people who watch them are typically doucebags.
It’s the same thing with Ed Hardy, I don’t like it because the people who generally wear it shouldn’t have the right to reproduce.
“Their” sb “they’re”, I know.
Pipe down, Spell Check, you might be more comfortable at your weekly NAMBLA meetings, but what does that have to do with the white man’s dominance at wrestling, boxing, and MMA? A combination of heart, intelligence, and the ability to show up at the gym on time with a good attitude is my best guess.
I know, such a brazen display of virility shames you as a barren gay vegan atheist barely able to maintain a pulse, but try not to impose your screaming homosexuality on others, it’s called tolerance and open mindedness, try it sometime.
I’m not against wresting per se, personally, its not my sport. But if you’re so gung ho manly and shit I wouldn’t be so proud that your idea of the world’s best athletes spend their time rolling around on a sweaty mat (covered in pubes I might add, I’ve seen many a high school wrestling mat) in skin tight leotards getting their heads crushed between another man’s thighs, nose burried deep in his wrestling opponent’s ball sac. A sport whose largest western influence was developed (not ironically) by the ancient greeks, who were VERY fond of their homosexual love, especially between older men and young teen boys, and who loved to practice their wrestling naked.
I also find it ironic that one of the sports you seem to like most, MMA, relies heavily on techniques that come from non-white Asian culture, which in my opinion are much more effective then western styles like boxing. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy martial arts myself, and definitely appreciate boxing in its own right, but personal experience makes me lean towards Eastern Martial Arts.
Also, team-oriented sports are infinitely more difficult to perfect, because not only do you need to put in the massive amount of individual training and practice to get yourself up to pro-sport level, but you also need to put in an equal amount of time learning to co-ordinate your game with the rest of the team.
:/
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Skeptic is gay, you can tell by his snark and fascination with The Cock.
Skep, babe, a few ground rules when talking to nongay men:
1. It’s not about The Cock
2. It’s never about The Cock
Your cock-centric analysis of wrestling might go over better at your NAMBLA meetings, but in polite company you will refrain from such faggotry, is that clear?
You just admitted that ghey can be influenced by government and society, btw, nice going genius, this validates my conservative narrative against the gay agenda.
I think it’s great, though very boring and predictable, that you find “irony” in my post. See, gays don’t actually debate conservatives, they just find something vaguely ironic and note the irony, the mere existence thereof sufficing to negate all conservative arguments, or so they think anyway.
Asian striking, such as Muay Thai, is particular to the skinny physiology of Thais, such a sport would never occur among meaty thighed Europeans, for example. Thai punching is by design less powerful than western European striking, which itself is less powerful than East European striking and its looping punches. 99% of people you fight cannot execute a head kick, not one that hurts anyway, so Muay Thai and it’s stance is not of great use in the west; regular white man boxing is better so as to leverage the Aryan’s implausibly powerful deltoid muscles.
We agree about team sports, note how the white man’s ability to pass the ball and think abstractly about such concepts as “Team” and “Victory” put him on a whole other level than his swarthier bretheren.
Note that putative P4P champ and negro Anderson Silva turned in yet another stinker of a performance last night at UFC 97. He spent the night dancing and running and was booed incessantly. Some champion! Compare to Fedor Emilianenko’s recent performances where he quickly dispatches his opponents with a minimum of fuss and showboating.
The UFC’s misguided attempt to promote a negro as the best P4P fighter went about as well as their football counterparts’ attempts to make Michael Vick and Vince Young and JaMarcus Russell into competent quarterbacks. The sooner we start judging people on their talent instead of color the better; Vince Young doesn’t even like playing quarterback.
Donavan McNabb, Warren Moon, Randall Cunningham, et. al. Don’t make me get into wide receivers and running backs.
Also, the irony of you, of all people, saying things like “The sooner we start judging people on their talent instead of color the better” just invites military-grade snark. The irony here isn’t vague, Whitey, it’s fatter than life and twice as ugly as your mom.
You seem to be obsessed with gays, Whitey. Why else would you deny that you’re turned on by grown men headscissoring each other, not to mention clander’s sexuality?
Look, it’s obvious that you’re insecure, and unsure of your identity. With your mindset, I really don’t think SWPL is the place for you to go online.
Sorry, I don’t speak gay, I don’t understand “scissoring”, this is not hetspeak. I detected a reference to the “all conservatives are secretly gay” meme and some gay subtext too – you know that’s verboten, we covered this.
Rephrase in het please.
PS boycott the gay community and don’t donate to aids research.
I didn’t say or imply anything about conservatives. I was just saying and implying things about —-> you <—-, Whitey, and you alone.
Also, I don’t speak “gay” or “hetspeak”, whatever those languages are. Being a WKOWP, I just speak plain ol’ English. If you have a problem with understanding English, I heartily recommend Hooked on Phonics. Failing that, there are always those English as a Second Language courses. I’m sure that, wherever you are, they’ll be offering that over the summer. Your “swarthier bretheren” may be there, but, you know, dem’s is the breaks. Why, interacting with your “swarthier bretheren” may turn them into just “brethren”.
You don’t understand scissoring? And you’re a hardcore FC fan?
Thanks for “handling” this nut case. I thought this discussion was about Ed Hardy t-shirt wearers. NOT gays, UFC, and the non-white (in his own words: “negro”) people he hates.
I agree. This is not the platform in which to grind those particular axes. Much too common for my taste.
touche.
Someone didn’t have their protein shake today.
I thought it was Jack Handy…
the UFC champions are disproportionately represented by Brazilians (i.e. the Gracie family) who in fact of mixed heritage.
MMA? Two blokes rolling around on the floor together, dead manly.
Boxing dominated by Whites? Didn’t middle aged Bernard Hopkins take that long streak of piss Pavlik to school recently?
http://cranz.mybrute.com/
Finally a good post, after a string of crap posts this one is good!
I hate ed hardy with a passssssssion!!! I hated it 4 years ago when everyone switched from von dutch to this crap. I am so proud to say ive never owned either, and never will! My cousin was actually a designer for ed hardy like a year ago and she said christian was a complete dick and dauchebag to work for so her and 5 other designers quit. Obviously I didnt say she had good taste, I mean look at that crap.
Maybe Ed Hardy is more of a southern californian thing, I never seem to see it on anyone in any other part of the country.
I see it too often everytime im on 3rd street in santa monica and a bunch of douchey looking snake skin boot wearing middle american/middle eastern transplants think this is the “cool” stuff to wear.
White people like to pay 135 bucks for a shirt with nothing on it and that grabs no attention, we dont wear loud obnoxious crap like ed hardy. Its not worth throwing an ironic party because no white person is going to pay so much for an outfit for 5 hours of use…unless its like 4 bucks at a thrift store.
One day these dauchey face whore mongerers will look back and go “wth was I thinking!”…but its unlikely because people who buy ed hardy are so wrapped up in their own ego and are in such a fantasy world that they dont see how much of an ass they look like when they stare lovingly into the mirror.
BRAVO!
I am white and I do not care for Ed Hardy clothing. I also mildly like talking to people about how and why I don’t like Ed Hardy clothing, UFC parties, beer pong and other assorted red cup drinking competitions. While the “fake tan oompa loompah look” joke might be getting old it’s still funny to me and my white friends.
I also love pointing out to my other friends the website:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
endless laughs for all.
Ron, I was with you right up until you viciously maligned “red cup drinking competitions”. Really now, who doesn’t enjoy a little pre-game pong?
I had to google UFC to see where it was (University of Fuckedifiknow California?).
It’s wrestling … that’s rich.
I used Ask Jeeves but he didn’t know.
Spot on as always! P.S.- I sleep in my Ed Hardy shirts. =(
so ed hardy is the new von dutch?
it’s designed by the same fellow, I think
the guy who produces Ed Hardy IS the former designer for Von Dutch
Ugh, I never heard of these shirts when I read this yesterday but I saw my first one today. Must’ve just caught on to the small town crowd. Way to jinx me. ):<
THIS WEBSITE HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME “WHAT STALE OLD WHITE CRACKERS LIKE” and yes I am one of them I also don’t like flaming paraphernalia,etc but this doesn’t make me superior it means im old and im 100% the dude who makes these blogs and his peers who agree with him are definitely over 21 so I encourage everyone to stay 4eva young and whipe ur arses with smugness
re: UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship)
this July 11th is going to be the Super Bowl of MMA (mixed martial arts) as the re-match of Frank Mir and Brock “The Next Big Thing” Lesnar is scheduled.
http://www.vegasnews.com/5670/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-ufc-100-july-11-at-mandalay-bay.html
PS: I like UFC and Ed Hardy
I bet you deal coke and have tribal tattoos to go with you Hardy luv
I deal only with Diet Coke.
I can’t have tattoos as they may disqualify me from the National Bone Marrow registry (www.marrow.org), where non-Aryan registrants are at a premium.
at any rate, thank you for putting down the meth pipe and taking time to respond, you must be the pride of your trailer park …
meth is a helluva drug…
You’re telling me!
ROTFL!! LMAO!! Good one.
http://cranz.mybrute.com
FUck people who wear ed hardy…. FUCK them
The other day I went to the mall and was going to buy an Ed Hardy shirt. I was bummed out because they didn’t have my size. I wear a “large” but they said that they only come in “date rapist.”
did you check the “child abuser” size, I hear its a one size fits all….
I’m a white person and this is the first time you’ve written a post about something I’ve never even heard of (living in Portland, I am well insulated from interacting with the wrong kind of white people). But just one look at that photo of the T-shirts and the douchebags who are wearing them and I can now say with confidence that I hate people who wear Ed Hardy.
Yeah portland is pretty white, most people in portland are the white people who were pushed out of San Fran a couple years back because of the high prices in real estate…But dont worry you will get to move back to california once most of mexico decides to go back…that should clear up a couple row houses….
awww, i wish i was baller enough to be able to afford those super badass t-shirts….lol what a bunch of faggs… i have not yet met any white ppl that like “Ed Hardy” that were not douche bags…. also tap out, affliction, and just any thing you can get at “the buckle”…..
Ed Hardy, Tapout, Affliction, you nailed it.
They do serve a purpose though. If I see someone wearing these brands I can instantly know that this person is a complete waste of space / my time, and avoid interacting with them in any way.
If you disagree, take a hard look at yourself and you’ll realize it’s because you’re an idiot.
I’m back motherfuckers…
Black Efron for all you bitches!!!!
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/04/16/home-sweet-home-devonte-smith-and-mike-james-return-from-the-great-soul-searching-excursion-of-2009/
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/04/16/when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong-hulk-hogan-defends-oj-simpson/
Every white person knows that any t-shirt worn in public must be purchased in a thrift shop, feature an obscure band, or glorify a woman and child killing Cuban revolutionary.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
Come on now. You know that they’re glorifying is achievements and his heroism, not the killing. With that same logic you’re using, you should never wear an American flag or glorify your country, president, or military forces. You aren’t an Anti-American…are you???
What achievements exactly? The regime Che brought to Cuba was far more brutal than the one he “liberated” them from. Just one example: after he seized power, he promptly executed 500 “enemies of the revolution” without trial. The Cuban people are more impoverished and less free now than before the “revolution.” Socialism is the opposite of freedom, it is slavery to the state. I’m not going to celebrate anyone who exhibits “heroism” in advancing tyranny.
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24992897-7583,00.html
I’m not at all condoning the executions. I just understand how his actions could make him a hero in many minds. My point was that you can’t condemn his actions if you don’t condemn countries who do the same, if not gravely worse things. Killings for any reason is wrong in my opinion, but he felt that the revolution needed to be done. He actually did make small steps towards the betterment of the people. The only problem is that progress didn’t really go anywhere.
The revolution “needed to be done??” Have you ever lived under Castro’s dictatorship (he was never elected, he took power by force)? You don’t seem to have a clue about the hardships suffered by the Cuban people. It’s easy for those who have lived in a relatively free (for now) society to edify the criminal bullies who ruined the lives of millions of people. If you feel that way, go live there.
Have you?
Sadly, yes.
This is so utterly hillarious!!!
And yes, SoCal is littered with these guys. My Uncle and first cousins live in the area so I get out there whenever I can. My cousin is close to my age so he takes me to all the hot/chill spots and I can not stop laughing to myself.
LA=Dallas, but on a grander scale. In Dallas if you are a “cool” white person..you must follow these mandates. Guys are tan, tattooed on their biceps/back/shoulders tan and dressed in Ed Hardy/Affliction, Steve Maddens, and destroyed jeans. Girls are just tanner and blonder. One must also drive a big truck, or a used luxury car, and brag about their All-Access into TX night life and prime seats at Cowboys/MAVS games.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Ed Hardy is mad wack, get your own style people!
And yet the t-shirts by Ed Hardy have made their appearance in the Albany, OR Costco and I saw the jewelry in TJ Maxx in Corvallis not 2 months ago (on clearance). If that doesn’t shout scorn, I don’t know what does – once it hits Costco and TJ Maxx, it’s dead to the whiteys.
The moment I laid eyes on Ed Hardy apparel, I hated it. It was one of the truest and deepest feelings I had ever experienced in regards to clothing. Like white instinct- whinstinct, if you will. I saw someone with an Ed Hardy bag about a week ago and I was reminded of my deep loathing for Ed Hardy. It’s pretty funny how SWPL continues to nail my whiteness, even recently developed traits of whiteness.
here here! it is like our WP intuition just steps in when it is really important.
I totally laughed SO hard while reading this blog entry, and the comments that follow! I am a 19 year old, white, female from Canada, who first found out about Ed Hardy from my uncle who is also a tattoo artist. This was back in ‘06 LOL!!! I loved his stuff back then, you know, when it wasn’t disgustingly TACKY! I had thousands of dollars worth of really sick clothes from E.H that I gave to charity last summer bahaha.. def couldn’t been see wearing that now, even tho I do however still like his old clothes! & wtf is with all the WRONG ppl wearing his shit, come on now, you ppl look like fucking retards!
fuck ed hardy! no, wait, I take that back, fuck all the sheep that jumped on a ‘trend’ (if you will) because you ppl have no style of your own!
oy veyy
WKOWP.
very much so…
I do think those shirts are ugly, but the reason I started hating them was that I only see douchebags wearing those.
Not going to lie. I find his stuff repugnant. I guess Ed Hardy manages to hit all of my hatred buttons. I’m sure I’d find it less offensive it wasn’t worn head-to-toe by assholes that think they’re hardcore as they blow through their parents’ money on any tacky shit worn by celebrities. Uck. Srsly?
By ‘unilaterally’ hating these shirts I suppose you mean white people haven’t formed a shirt-hating coalition. Or are you saying that this hatred of t-shirts is not reciprocated by the t-shirts?
I’m voting in very white on this one. I love vintage & replicated rockabilly clothing, but Ed Hardy is the worst. Enough with that damn bird already!
white people love rockabilly…bright red lipstick, cuffed jeans, hair poofs, leather jackets, white shirts, polka dots, anything suicide girls, plaid…its become too much…it was fun but now its time to let that trend die..
Come on Christian, why you gotta use two AzN dudes wearing Ed Hardy for the blog entry! We hate Ed Hardy too. And by “we” I mean Asians outside of Miami/Las Vegas. All you see are white people rockin’ Ed Hardy if you google “Ed Hardy model”! I f’n hate Ed Hardy as much as I hated it when “it” was Von Dutch:
http://bicoastalbitchin.wordpress.com/?s=ed+hardy
I think there’s as many white people wearing Ed Hardy as there are hating Ed Hardy.
On a related note, poor Ed Hardy. He didn’t do anything to deserve this.
Apparently I am not white… I don’t know who/what Ed Hardy is.
I feel bad for Ed Hardy. The wrong kind of white people ruined his “art.” Sort of like good bands whose songs end-up on ipod commercials. But then again, they make the choice to go there.
why feel bad? he’s rolling in $$$. sure, he has no self respect or dignity. but yes, he chose to drive down whore yourself avenue. fuck em.
His art?
Tooooo funny!
I’m so white I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy.
Anyone want to chat? Click my name to visit my profile?
Today I saw an Asian girl (#11) with bangs (#104) wearing Ed Hardy. I am confused; would a white person like this or not?
Of course not. Ed Hardy is always unacceptable attire regardless of the race and hairstyle of its wearer. Duh.
Wrong. Any douchebag, in general, who is not homo would overlook clothing brand in order to fornicate with an Asian girl with bangs.
Makes me long for the 50s–you had two kids and a house by the time you were 25.
Ed Hardy is def. not for me,..nothing wrong with Asian chicks with bangs..they’re hot.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
eff that, man, ed hardy is tacky crap. it’s not about being white. it’s about being with or without taste. people who wear ed – no taste.
that said, yes, ed is rolling in it and i am broke here with my dignity.
ed for the win.
Ok, I must say this list makes me chuckle as I am married to a white man. A few things popped into my mind that should be added.
1) Flour tortillas. For some reason white people really don’t like corn tortillas but prefer flour tortillas which taste like wonder bread run over several times.
2) Camping for fun. This may be covered under another topic.
3) The potato+cheese combination. Potato gratin, cheese fries, baked potato with cheese–you can’t go wrong feeding white peeps these foods. I like potatoes and cheese together (and separately too) but it doesn’t have the same effect on me as it does on white people.
4) Herding dogs. Border collies, aussies, blue heelers are the new trendy dog for white people. For some reason, white people, especially those who live in urban areas are obsessed with these non-city slicker dogs. I see them everywhere on pet food advertisements. In fact my husband has caught herding dog fever and talked me into adopting one of these. Our dog certainly has a heart of gold but she’s not exactly a looker. I’d almost say she’s bordering on homely looking but I can’t tell you how many compliments my damn dog gets while I’m out walking her. (I live in a v. white neighborhood). It’s definitely a cultural aesthetics thing that I’m not really getting but she’s a great dog so I guess I don’t really care.
The first two, you’ve got me. The last two, not so much.
white people like flour tortillas because corn tortillas in south america and central america are likely to contain a fungis that can cause birth defects…why do you think so many south american babys are born with either a cleft, or with their legs fused together, or are conjoined twins?…they have done studies and the excessive eating of the tainted corn that goes into the tortillas is the main reason for this. Its sad because corn tortillas taste delicious, but I never buy them for the fear where the corn came from and the fungis….
hope that cleared it up.
One thing that I’ve noticed that this type of white people like is discussing their plans for the zombie apocalypse. You know, in the ‘oh look at me, I’m so fanciful and a little bit eccentric, hahaha I have watched Dawn of the Dead and perhaps read The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z’ way.
actually, where I work it is the squid apocalypse
http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347
Is StuffWhitePeopleLike.com going to be featured as an example of stuff white people like? Or is that too ironic?
it’s too ironic that it becomes not even funny.
To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat.
Ha. Indeed.
Zac Efron wears an Ed Hardy shirt in his new movie 17 Again.
Zac Efron: definitely not a young man beloved of white people. Because most white couples first procreate at about 40, and the white-person age cutoff is around 50, white parents don’t have kids that like Zac Efron either.
the older the age of first time parents, the less likely the children will like things like zac efron and are more likely to like BarBar the elephant and other childhood stables instead of disney creations…
Did you know that the rise in autism can be directly attributed to white people having babies at advanced age? Fertility treatment alone increases the risk of autism fourfold.
Autism has been linked to excess tv viewing during-yes-baby and toddler-hood- Now increasingly practiced by young poor and stressed out middle class alike: see -baby einstien videos-produced by none other than-Disney!
If you are mentally challenged you are more likely to become a Disney addict…
What is wrong with you people? You take a perfectly amusing blog like SWPL and you start slinging horrific insults at one another and insinuating that it is somehow the FAULT of a parent of a child with autism that their child has been diagnosed with autism. You are being unbelievably offensive, insensitive, and ignorant. First, there is NO link between fertility medication and autism. Second, there has been only a minimal CORRELATION (Not causality) between paternal age and developmental disabilities (of many kinds, including Down Syndrome, which are not “on the rise”). The same is true for the link to TV watching, and yes, you heard it right, rain. So, unless you are completely illiterate with regard to science, you would have to recognize that parents are not at fault in their children having autism, and to say otherwise, is nothing other than mean-spirited hate speech.
I hate Ed Hardy.
I hate Christian Audiger.
I hate Affliction.
I love Brioni.
- MPM
Usually the people who wear this awful shirt have tandori-colored skin from fake-baking, lives in Orange County, CA and drives some sort of large, white vehicle. If it’s a guy, he has a goatee. If it’s a lady, she has acrylic french-tips, teenage sons, gets large child support payments.
BAH! So true. I’m white. I hate those ed hardy shirts… HOWEVER the cologne smells great!
I never heard of this Ed Hardy stuff until reading it just now, but after looking at their website I can’t fucking stand it! It gives me douche chills.
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Never heard of Ed Hardy here in Maryland. I much prefer white Brooks Brothers shirts (polo’s or button-down).
how very wasp of you…brooks brothers is so…old…michael kors is where its at bb…
You live in MD and you’ve never heard of Ed Hardy? Have you taken a trip to Fell’s Point lately? It’s all I see down there!
Ed Hardy is my mortal enemy.
A girl I work with wears them.
And she eats alone at the lunch table.
i hate Ed Hardy.
and i loathe Affliction t-shirts.
sheer douchebaggery.
I hate Ed hardys white traSHY ASS HE CAN SUCK SUMTHINM LIKE SUMBODY WANT TO WEAR HIS BRAND SHIT
white people dont substitute an “O” for a “U”….ever
Let us not forget that white people also love to hate people who listen to nickelback…who, i do believe, are the very same d-bags that purchase ed hardy.
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Really? I mean, I’ve seen the stuff in stores before and though, “wow, that looks tacky and overpriced,” but it was never more than a passing thought.
One thing I DO hate: pre-faded jeans. And they’re so ubiquitous.
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I don’t know no Ed Hardy, but summers is on the way, and nothing is better than a fresh wife beater!
“Wife beater”. The negro’s proud contribution to the American lexicon, see also “bitches”, “hos”, and “bitches is hos”. It was a better society when we didn’t talk like this.
@Whitey….you dumb azz….”wife beater” is an Italian term! Stop the hate! I bet you secretly listen to rap music and side-eye the black guys in the locker-room hahaha!!
I’ve never heard of this Ed Hardy stuff, but I must say I’m not a fan.
Not sure if this has already been posted in the 15 pages of comments, but I saw his website and the post-2000 artwork is quite beautiful.
http://www.donedhardyarchive.com/gallery/2000on/index.html
LOL white people love Ed Hardy!
Lumeclothing is purchasing an ed hardy line for his shop.
Don’t pee on his parade.
There’s nothing wrong with Ed Hardy. There’s something wrong with people who pay hundreds of dollars for gaudy, ugly clothes.
There is something DEFINITELY wrong with Ed Hardy. LA fashion is not fashion.
UFC > white people.
No REAL AMERICAN would ever like soccer, all of america is united in visciously hating soccer. Liberals who hate AMERICA tell us that we should accept soccer, but every AMERICAN knows that soccer is a gay, shitty, loser, boring, crap, fake, europussy sport that we must all unite in hating every time it is mentioned.
If you hear someone talk about soccer, we will ridicule them and call them fags for thinking about soccer. Proud white american people HATE soccer with a passion. Die soccer die you piece of shit liberal fake eurosport for fags.
…while the meaning of your message is correct, the way you went about it, is all wrong.
I myself dont care for soccer, I think if it doesnt require the use of your upperbody, then its hardly a sport. But you cant hate europe, or gay people, whites love them both too much. Without europe we dont have a fantasy place to live/visit and somehow become royalty (admit it, all you white girls would love to find a european prince), and we love the gays for designing our lives and creating our favorite channel, HGTV…
@Whitey….you dumb azz….”wife beater” is an Italian term! Stop the hate! I bet you secretly listen to rap music and side-eye the black guys in the locker-room hahaha!!
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since when do white people hate ed hardy? i know plenty of white people that like it….
maybe you just hate it…
Lisaa,
Maybe you should do those people a favor and send them a link to this post.
Nice post. I think Lander should take on hating bottle service at clubs next. However, then this would turn into a “hating the wrong kind of people” blog.
No REAL AMERICAN would ever like soccer, all of america is united in visciously hating soccer. Liberals who hate AMERICA tell us that we should accept soccer, but every AMERICAN knows that soccer is a gay, shitty, loser, boring, crap, fake, europussy sport that we must all unite in hating every time it is mentioned.
If you hear someone talk about soccer, we will ridicule them and call them fags for thinking about soccer. Proud white american people HATE soccer with a passion. Die soccer die you piece of shit liberal fake eurosport for fags.
^ wrong kind of white person.
that was funny.
Oh yes the tie between liking soccer and hating America is such a well-proven “fact”. Forget about showing your patriotism like most Americans do by serving the country as a volunteer or in the armed forces, apparently all you have to do is hate soccer!
I’m a self-proclaimed white person. I ride my Fixed-Gear from Grad School to the Jiu-Jitsu gym, while listening to Indie music on my Ipod, and (warning: white person bragging alert) I’ve trained with George St Pierre and Pat Cote.
To my knowledge, I have never seen anyone come to the gym wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt. I had to google Ed Hardy after reading this post. If you’re going to shit on UFC fans, go with Affliction or Tap-Out.
And for the record, guys that train in MMA are more likely to wear a t-shirt with their fighting gym’s logo than any of these stupid brand names. Affliction and Tap-Out are for spectators.
aren’t you are the definition of cool.
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Would never wear Ed Hardy to the gym. Are you kidding me? I liked Ed Hardy until Madonna started to wear it then it became too mainstream.
Ugh, I’m so “white”
This entry seems to have some holes in it. Namely, it doesn’t address what white people do when they see an affluent minority wearing Ed Hardy. Gaudy as they may be, the clothes don’t seem out of place on a number of groups, particularly the teenage children of well to do black professionals.
we try not to stare, but like car accident we are attracted to the carnage. Minorities in Ed Hardy are seen in the eyes of a white person, the same way you see a “special” kid with a puppy, you first think “oh how cute, that little guy just loves that puppy”…then our next thought is “I hope to god I never have a retarded kid, and what kind of parent would give a retard a puppy, I sure as hell wont, Because I will be the one taking care of it, the kid is in a wheel chair, he cant do shit”…then after we think this thought we spot a sale of Virgin Olive Oil at Williams Sonoma.
haha oh the racist that runs this site is funny. but anyway, endless white people wear ed hardy in michigan. sorry there, little racist.
haha idiot.
…add another one. idjit.
I cannot agree more.
There is a certain class of white people that wear Ed Hardy.
That class is not the kind of white people to impress.
Yup:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Tour Ed Hardy
Heidi and Spencer are a post all in itself….
stuff white people like,
Hating, yet sadly respecting Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
All white people can agree we cant stand
“speidi”, we hate hearing about them, we hate seeing them on the cover of magizines at the supermarket. But sometimes we come across an article about how much money they make being publicity whores, and we think “damn they made 12 million dollars last year!, I hate their methods, but they know how to milk there 15 minutes”.
I think I may be the whitest person ever. Thus far, the author has me pinned exactly on numbers 5, 8, 10, 19, 23, 24, 25, 27, 35, 42, 44, 50, 57, 64, 72, 96, 99, 108, 109, 112, amd 119. Close, but not exactly right on numbers 1, 4, 13, 26, 34, 43, 62, 67, 80, 84, 88, and 94. I get annoyed with people who like numbers 2, 6, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 30, 33, 53, 59, 76, 98, 106, 117, and 121.
When I say “has me pinned,” I mean that I do like that item and in exactly the way described. When I say “close,” I mean that I do like that item, but not quite in the nuanced manner described. Based on my random scoring system, I get three points for each “exact,” one point for each “almost,” and lose two points for each “annoyance” for a total of 43 White Points. Anyone higher on the WP scale?
So… do you do anything else with your life besides psychoanalyze yourself via SWPL?
Not of any interest. A friend of mine told me about this site and after making a quick read-through I’m somewhere between proud and mortified of my whiteness, but mostly amused, which I’m pretty sure was the author’s intent. Or maybe he’s insulting me and I’m too dumb to get it; all the same, I’m still amused.
who/what the hell is Ed Hardy and why does anyone care?
…because caring is fun!
AHHHH!! OMG i totally HATE people that wear Ed Hardy. They are normally such broey douches. This is amazing. I am a total white person its ridiculous.
I’m actually glad to see this. I’m from L.A. and I really thought I was the only one who hated the shit….A lot of people there seem to like it.
The irony found in the comments is hilarious. Way to be proud of hate folks.
I hate hate.
Don’t care much for the Ed Hardy myself, but I think the people I have seen wearing the Affliction shirts are far more obnoxious. You know, the guys who are totally convinced they could be in the UFC because they watch all the fights and so they strut around the bar trying to act like badasses. I hate those douchebags. Ed Hardy does suck, just not to that degree.
I agree Afflicition is the next step into ultimate douch-baggery. I purpose this ranking from least to most douchey:
1) Ed Hardy
2) Affliction
3) Dog tags
4) Bling’d out over-sized belt buckles
5) Combo of all of the above.
at least 3614 people went out and bought an ed hardy t-shirt after reading this…
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Wow! I never even knew about E.H. until I read about it here. But, by God, I hate it. I hate it real strong.
good job. hate this brand because everyone on this site told you to.
i don’t like the e.h. brand, but i also don’t feel the need to bash everyone that does like it. you guys think you’re so much better than e.h. fans that are douches because they just blindly follow their peers into ugly trends. you all drop to an even lower level by blindly following your peers into mocking and hating people based on their fashion tastes. but you are all sooo smart; i’m sure you all realized that already though right?
this is more ironic than a forklift lifting a crate of forks.
How come all “good white people” like looking(maybe they don’t but they appear) cheap. I mean, most of these “save the world, lets go green” white people look both like they have no money at all and that they are not unsuccessful. And by the way, living in Miami or LA is a lot better than living in Portland or San Fran…
sigh. wkowp.
This person just doesnt understand…all he sees is fancy jewelry and Escalades, and thats what they consider successful…
Poor stupid fellow…He must obviously a child of the “new rich” or whose family just entered middle class status…
What this person doesnt understand..is
1. those old clothes white people wear are vintage, and they paid alot of money for that one 1975 concert shirt from the Rolling Stones.
2. those bikes are likely worth thousands of dollars because they are either refurbished vintage, or a brand new designer bike.
3. white people live in portland and san fran to get away from people like MT.
4. we actually own our homes, and spend tons of money on improving it/greening it. Instead of leasing a cadilac to look rich, we buy solar panels and composters.
5. white people like one of a kind items, things nobody else can get, and those items are usually old, see sunglasses/mid century chairs/artwork.
6.White people like looking poor so people like MT dont rob them.
7. white people spend money on fancy computers/messanger bags/headphones/cellphones/cult movie collections.
8. White people like to travel the world, we spend money on experiences like throwing clay pots in Bhutan, and giving nets to children in Ethiopia.
9. We give to charity instead of flaunting our wealth.
10. Alot of the money we make goes into paying off student loans, something MT will never have to worry about.
How come all “good white people” like looking(maybe they don’t like to but they appear) cheap. I mean, most of these “save the world, lets go green” white people look both like they have no money at all and that they are unsuccessful. And by the way, living in Miami or LA is a lot better than living in Portland or San Fran…
I witnessed the largest brigade of douchebaggery Sun at brunch. Yes dear god am i white. One guy was wearing an ed hardy TRUCKER CAP that looked like it was decorated by a methhead with a bedazzeler. His partner in crime was wearing Ed Hardy Sweatpants with the Ed Hardy logo written across his ass like it was a pair of Juicy Jeans.
Is it just me or has Ed Hardy become the Douchbag uniform of 2009.
What’s a ‘bedazzeler’?
oh man.. you got the internetz. google that shit.
my sister reports that all the MILF wannabees at her kids school wear ed hardy garbage. i had never heard of the stuff before this post. now i see it everywhere. thanks, i guess.
im white.
im covered in tattoos.
which include, but are not limited to classic tattoo designs such as skulls, hearts, and dragons.
ed hardy was an amazing tattoo artist. its unfair hes exempted to being a fashion icon for people with little or no appreciation for actual tattoos and tattoo lifestyle.
these people have no idea the actual caliber of his work and dont respect the art they paid 40 bucks a thread for.
burn it all.
long live the real Ed Hardy.
get a real tattoo.
and a real life.
wkowp, again.
real white people get a tat of the childs name they helped while they were in the peace corps, or of a quote by a favorite poet, or a holocaust prisoners number, or a tiny music note…anything else it wrong.
ed hardy was an amazing tattoo artist. its unfair hes exempted to being a fashion icon for people with little or no appreciation for actual tattoos and tattoo lifestyle.
There is no “tatto lifestyle”.
Do you think there is also an ankle bracelet lifestyle, a lipstick lifestyle or a earing lifestyle?
Now, go get an education.
Ed Hardy is a douchebag.
Maybe white people hate the *kinds* of douchebags that wear Ed Hardy? I’m white. The only kind of people I see wearing his stuff–which I actually do like–are wannabe gangsta types who cruise the mall trying to look cool while they’re…cruising…the…mall. Yes, if you wear Ed Hardy and you are a 20 something douchebag walking around projecting your hostility? I am sure the “white people” you mean could really include anyone with a job.
This isn’t a white thing man! I’m black and I HATE that shit
Its called the sheep mentality. I wear what you wear because you know what you are doing. Like being in line at the Grocery Store. You see a line open up and you run for it. Thats called individuality folks. Feel it and live it. Ed Hardy isn’t my scene.
Never heard of Ed Hardy before?
First off, this site is fucking hilarious-that said, the ed hardy thing
it’s true! Can anyone help me out here,Why!? Yes, I know who the original ed hardy is AND I agree with Adam’s comment that some of the ed hardy gear looks handcrafted by a meth head with a bedazzler, but I still secretly love some of it! But c’mon ( and I’m being serious here)bedazzlers are kick ass! Not even out of irony, I just really like the shoes. My girlfriend (who is not white) has two pairs that I think are adorable. Is it because I’m not from New York? Please explain-sincerely, confused cracker. xoxo
Explanation: You are the Wrong King of White Person.
You’re welcome.
and yet they come here and write garbage…white people dont like ed hardly and we never will. bedazzelers are only fun when making a costume for a friends 80s themed party.
yep. wrong kind of white person.
Interesting…
I bought an Ed Hardy hoodie and I’m white. I got it on sale for $80. I get nothing but compliments from everyone, everywhere I go. GO ON AND HATE ME
ed hardy is unanimously douchey…its the “new popped” collar polo shirt…
I cannot stand Ed Hardy. Everytime I think of Ed Hardy, I think of a has-been rock star who is trying to relive the glory days.
oh, like billy corgan?
I like the picture of Brett Micheals and his show, Rock of the Herpes Bus, or whatever that show is called
Just as a note, this post doesn’t distinguish between “All white people” and “Most white people”. I’m white and I don’t give a crap about anything the person in this blog brings up.
Also, not all white people know who Ed Hardy is. I can’t possibly hate him if I’ve never heard of him.
“Just as a note…”? Revelatory, really. Is this really a necessary hair to split? For not giving a crap, it takes some time to set up a profile and reply to it.
you are obviously the wrong kind of white person.
this site has become absolutely pathetic. 2 updates in 3 months? get back to what made you who you are, you conceited prick.
you lost it after the first few sentences
ed hardy shoes?
finally,
something i have no idea what you are talking about…
Wow there are some wankas commenting at the moment arn’t there! I thought it was a great post, if you didn’t like it, fk off!
Hahaha!! The new Zac Efron movie ‘17 Again’ has a whole scene based around Ed Hardy … suggests people like Kevin Federline wears it – and if white people hate anything it’s Kevin Federline…
I just saw it online (i dont pay for commercial movies) but that movie was rather cute, and the ed hardy scene pretty much summed it up that douches wear ed hardy.
I just saw it online (i dont pay for commercial movies)
Yeah, like you pay for imported foreign independet films. ..
Cut the moral crap, you are just cheap…
Wow, I didnt know how much I hated Ed Hardy until I read this blog.
I loved the “UFC fight” comment. All those guys wear stuff like that!
i agree. hah
Most white people don’t know who the f**k Ed Hardy is.
There are many white people who like to put furry animals in their pants.
ed hardy is made by a french guy Christian Audigier who also did the equally shitty Von Dutch.
It’s like clothes for people who want tattoos but don’t.
3 interesting notes:
First, i heard Ed hardy was dead, long dead
second, i heard he was a hardcore racist
third, i have ONLY seen white people wear this crap, but they are most definitely the WRONG kind of white people that can’t really relate to anything on this blog, like white people from the bronx!!! LOL who else is wearing this tacky s***?
As a WKOWP who sometimes drops in to chuckle at this sight, i agree wholeheartedly with this post. These clothes look like crap.
Isn’t a bedazzler one of those craft guns that shoots out fake rhinestones? MT-LA and Miami have so much crime they arent even worth discussing. Go put on your Ed Hardy Hoodie and hide your face in shame.
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OMG – I have a pair of Ed Hardy distressed jeans that I love to wear. But I think they are OK because they are just distressed, they don’t have any “tatoo” type designs on them anywhere, so you really can’t tell they are Ed Hardy jeans just by looking at them.
They also fit me really well (well, I think so anyway).
One reason I like to wear them is that my wife hates them………….
Because your “Wife Hates them”? LMAO!! Thats Hillarious!
‘because my wife hates them’ is better than ‘because my parents hate them’
…or is it?
So, by reading some of the posts here on Ed Hardy, it sounds like the big objection from white people (of which I am one) are the t-shirts which I totally understand because the look asinine.
The local Macy’s I shop at here in LA used to have a little Ed Hardy section but I haven’t seen it for about a month or so. Maybe that’s an indication that it has run it’s fashion course.
There are, however, many other brands of ridiculous looking t-shirts that look like Ed Hardy wannabes.
the style is called “Mixed Martial Arts Casual”
hahahaha!!! that, my friend, is good.
my sister dated a guy who was a mixed martial arts fighter, safe to say they are broken up, but he was a douche who was thrown in jail for working at a porn store in Arkansas and selling adult items to kids…and he wore ed hardly..classy!
genius
[slow congratulatory clapping] just fantastic
What brand of clothes are OK for self-respecting white people to wear these days?
Is Polo OK?
How about Faconnable?
Gawd, I mean I want to look hip and cool without looking like I am trying to look hip and cool.
Give a white bro some help!
Maybe clothes from Obey (by Shepherd Fairey)? I think the “right” kind of white person isn’t supposed to favor any particular brand, but if you had to pick one, I think Obey is probably your best bet because 1. in the grand scheme of things they’re still relatively small and semi-underground, 2. Fairey’s artwork (whatever you may think of its merit) is anti-corporate and anti-establishment, and 3. you get special bonus reflected glory because of Fairey’s Obama “Hope portrait”. All of these should score you major, major points with the right white people.
Ralph Lauren is always acceptable..as is Michael Kors…classic american brands that are respected and worn in europe are always a safe bet. clean simple lines and colors are always good. Obey is good, not to many people know of it, but some things say OBEY on the shirts and such so stay away from that. Try Threadless.com for fun and graphic t-shirts.
stay away from rock and republic, affliction, true religion (i know alot of white people will object to that because they have a small fortune in true religion jeans), anything in the catagory of hollister/ab and fitch.
Penguin is a fairly good preppy brand, perry ellis is ok, im trying to think of things available to the masses in the US without searching for the great obscure designers in Orslo.
white people hate wide v neck t shirts, its not cool anymore its nasty. Vintage stores are really the best bet for great clothes because they are unique and nobody would have it.
Old Navy?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/15/AR2009041502861.html?referrer=facebook
The bourgeoisie, they look ridiculous…
There are two kinds of white people that wear Ed Hardy. The first being the tool who believes a t-shirt will make them instantly cool. You can see these people at your local mall checking you out to make sure you are checking them out. This is about 99.99% of all Ed Hardy wearers. Then there is the .01% who liked them in 2004 when it was just a simple tattoo design on the front and had no affiliations with transporting meth or the UFC.
Recently at a gas station I had an exchange of words with a 99.99%er that was filling up his Camaro. He informed me that my shirt was a fake because he had never seen the original “Don Ed Hardy Designs” on the back. I told him my shirt was from 2004. Thankfully he informed me that Ed Hardy didn’t come out until 2007, and then left. I can only assume he was on his way to the local high school which he never graduated from to hit on some high school sophomores that would be impressed by his matching shirt and trucker hat.
You are authentic. OG Ed Hardy fan
ahem, i dont wear versace because its high fashion. i wear it to also get compliments. but honestly i hate ed hardy cause ghetto trouble makers wear them.
but i should be glad there is such a brand, now I can easily figure out who those criminals to be are.
Yeah, well, I don’t like Ed Hardy/Christian whoever either. They took an authentic american art and made it ridiculous. Oh well…what’s new?
Some dude from Compton made a video about Ed Hardy and put it on YouTube…it’s funny as hell…I guess he went to a flea market or something where they were selling Ed Hardy clothes:
I used to help run a bar in Texas and my personal favorite thing was the guys who would come in and try to flaunt our no-baggy T-shirts policy with the phrase “But this is an $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirt.” not realizing that my hood-rat bouncer now wanted to kill him double.
Are you quite so sure that white people can’t wear Ed Hardy shirts without irony? Could it be that po’ white trash clutch at their Ed Hardy shirts with white knuckled ironic anxiety?
I used to help run a bar in Texas and my personal favorite thing was the guys who would come in and try to flaunt our no-baggy T-shirts policy with the phrase “But this is an $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirt.” not realizing that my hood-rat bouncer now wanted to kill him double.
So there are people that are not accepted even in some bar down in Texas?
You mean you have some standards, down there?
Hahaha…
WOW. Thank you thank you thank you!
I’m a black female and all my life I’ve been told I behave or dress “too white” too this, too that. Now I can finally say hey!! I’m finally dressing “black” or something……
I really like Ed Hardy Designs – not all of them — and I can admit it’s getting way too popular. I checked Amazon and you can get Ed Hardy EVERYTHING and I mean, sheets and bedding, car wheel covers and seat covers and mats, and shoes, and wallets and wine and my god I could go on and on and on. It’s getting scary…..
For the record, I’m a very nice person, not a douchbag or a$$hole…I had no idea that was the image ….I treat everyone very nicely, and I’m enjoying these crazy comments! Learning so much!
haha im german and here those wannabe playerz from turkey wear them shirts. you know this type of person?? do they even exist in america?
well
in germany its combined with chucks a leather jacket and some training pants and a trucker cap (by the turks)
so i think you dress like turkish wannabes, no offence….
Same in Sweden. Funny.
In the US, um. Well where I live i don’t see any ed hardy shirts (because i live in the bubble), but i imagine Riverside and SanB has a ton. They also like raised trucks there.
I haven’t seen any Yalla dudes like you describe, but i’m well familiar with them from my youth in sweden.
you just described like half the high school kids where I live. Maybe your so called “turkish wannabes” took over southern ohio and I didn’t even notice until it was too late.
Oh hell yes, the Turks DO wear that shit. I lived in Berlin for long enough to witness this. TERRIBLE! Und einfach peinlich!
Why does something being popular make it less desirable for you?
Were you wearing Ed Hardy before to feel like an individual?
it’s just a fucking shirt, wear it if you like it. shit.
For the record, I adore Ed Hardy and I am about as white as they come. It is my opinion that overexposure is ruining Ed Hardy. The moment the company inked a deal with VH-1 and reality sluts started running around in Hardy swag, is the moment the brand was taken too far.
… which was, of course, the exact SAME moment white people started hating those who wear it.
Ya I met an Ed Hardon in Egypt, he blew me, I think its the same fellow.
Okay…some people like Ed Hardy and some don’t, however Ed Hardy is going the way of the all fashion.
Here’s a dude from Compton that doesn’t like Ed Hardy and made a video about it…apparently someone screwed him over at a fleamarket? I don’t know…let me know what you think about this dude…is he for real?
i dont know what you people are talking about.
i love ed hardy…
and blowouts.
and fuckin jaeger bombs.
Ed Hardy is cool, so were Crocks and ‘the Marcarena,’ but please don’t say Jaegermeister in vein.
I just took a huge fresh shit, and I used an Ed Hardy joint to wipe my stinking hairy asshole. See Ed Hardy is good for something.
never heard of this ed bundy you thing you speak of, i guess i am not as white as i thought.
Ed Hardy is so 2004 if anyone still buys his crap then they are just leaving in the pass.
Half the people commenting were trying to rock
Von Dutch trucker hats not so long ago.
i never ever wore von dutch and im so proud of that, im so glad i never wasted money on any of this shit
You just sour because you pposted your comment wearing a shirt you bought because everyone else wouldn’t accept you otherwise, you did the same thing with the trucker hat.
After I read this, I went to a party, bent down to tie my shoe and the person standing in front of me was wearing shoes by who? Ed Hardy.
And I didn’t hate Ed hardy before reading this, just the whole range of tacky-tattoo-art-on-clothing.
Now I know where to focus said hatred.
Thanks SWPL!
On this subject, I hate seeing people wearing tapout shirts as they are almost invariably skinny fat guys who have never trained a martial art in their life. Its like every paunchy idiot thinks tribal designs and hair gel make up for being unfit.
Ditto for Under-Armor
what is a skinny fat guy? anyway, you seem to miss the point of tapout shirts, which is to show that you’re a fan. i guess by your logic, nba, mlb, and nfl shouldn’t sell to 90 percent of their current target market. (perhaps that is why you are not part of the management at these organizations).
This story is so true, especially the part about not being able to wear these clothes ironically! My mates who bought knockoff ed hardy clothes in thailand because they thought the tattoo prints were cool – then realising the douchness of the brand when they got home – threw them all out rather than let anyone think they paid full price for them
what about Affliction shirts?
same thing.
These two guys are my friends!!!!!!!!!!! They have seriously been wearing Ed Hardy since 2003 before any one else even heard of them. They single handly brought the style to the Chicago club scene!
Wow, you are so lucky to be friends with two people who single handly brought the dumb shit douchebag style to the Chicago club scene.
This is the lamest shit ever.
YES SIR. THAT IS HOW I SEE IT
Ed Hardy is suing Christian Audigier
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11614159?nclick_check=1
Sounds like Kelly got the DP from these chodes
Ed Hardy is the ugliest sh*t I have ever seen.
GHETTO.
I hope that all races can equally hate Ed Hardy.
thats all Martin Luther King jr wanted, for all races to hate ed hardy! let freedom ring let freedom ring, thank god almighty we are free…from ed hardy
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I know Afflication has been mentioned, but did anyone mention that these shirts only come in super thin fat guy nipple showing material, and that the only size is extra smedium?
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feh, wants to be The Onion. Nothing new under the sun…
I didn’t know those shirts had a name. It’s a way for guido- douches to let everyone know they are a guido douche… from at least half a mile away.
and another thing, whoever wrote this stuff better keep that “dragon logo” stuff in check. Those dragon/playing card/ Eight Ball/ multi-colored flamed shirts, whether they are silk or not, are by far the lamest things I’ve ever seen. That’s not something white people like; it’s something “out of touch, wannabe tough guys” wear
ughh being italian i hate the guido reference.
its sooo embarassing!!!
i cringe when i see them. along with the chains .. wayyy too much D&G cologne… fresh from the tanning bed.. aldo shoe wearing douches!!
I grant you that if you wear the shirts you’re pretty far gone, but a couple days ago I saw some one buying a bottle of Ed Hardy vodka. Think about that for a moment.
This is some expert-level whiteness in the posts here.
that shit is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BOO TO ED HARDY! BOOOOOOOO! Hating people who wear Ed Hardy shouldn’t just be on the “stuff white people like” list. It should be on the “stuff everyone should like” list.
Ed Hardy, what the fuck? I’ve seen it, and it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit. Must be shit. I haven’t seen much of this stuff in the Northwest, and that tells me we’re way cool. Passing through airports this past week I noticed the east side of the Rockies has lost its mind on Ed Hardy. May I suggest their brain has turned to shit.
I love ed hardy!! all of you people suck!
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Any body who doesn’t like Ed Hardy, YOU SUCK!!!
If you wear it; you suck.
If you own it; you suck.
If you rave about it; you suck.
That’s it; you suck.
his perfume smells really good!
Anyone notice that those guys are twins?
They’re the Hardy Boys!
LOL. Awesome!!
well lets just say i’m a white girl who happens to love Ed Hardy and i also rock it while doing soooooo…..so as far as white people not liking it (which by the way is iggnorant….) i guess that’s just some people showing what kinda people we have in this world….what’s sad is that iggnorant people create iggnorant kids!!!!!!
The only thing I hate more than dudes who who wear ed hardy shirts, are chicks that “love Ed Hardy and rock it while doing so”.
I can now say with complete confidence that Tasha is a fucking idiot.
Yes they do, Tasha, yes they do.
‘iggnorant’?
took the words right out of my mouth
Ed Hardy is a douche. You are IGNORANT
Ed hardy the actual tattooer is great, too bad he sold his name and some flash to a douche (same douche who took von dutch and raped his name) who made it into mall trash wear. I bet 99% of the people who wear his cloths don’t even know who the man is. Look I wear clothes with tattoo designs on them! I’m so hip and cool! my mom won’t even get mad at me because I can take this awesome tattoo clothes off! go grandma!
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you are right
actually me hating them too
what they think look like?!
How could you care about a brand name at a time like this?
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I only start to see these when I get further out west, into Appalachia, as opposed to on the coast proper.
I think it’s one of those, “Flyover state” things.
I don’t know about that. I live in the middle of “flyover country” and have never heard of this brand.
I thought my Nazi uniform was pretty fly. Now that I see it’s in the same catagory as Ed Hardy, I guess I can’t wear it anymore. Scheisse!!!!
I shot a game of pool with this girl. She had a big Buddha on her shirt and on closer inspection, it was as Ed Hardy shirt. When I made a comment about it, she was embarrassed and said that the design was so good that she was just able to ignore that it was Ed Hardy.
In her defense, it was a good Buddha and that’s a religion I bet her parents don’t belong to (#2).
Wow, I didn’t even know these shirts existed but they do seem kind-of lame to me.
If I saw someone wearing one I would think they had terrible taste. It’s so busy and unappealing.
I’m so white.
I’m not a huge fan of tattoos either. I like discreet or appropriate ones that are framed well on the body and generally well-considered. Tattoos that are just badly done or gawdy don’t really appeal to me.
Tattoos on a shirt seems… contrived.
Yeah, if I saw that IRL I’d think, “no class.”
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ed hardy shirts worn in conjunction with big trucker caps tilted sideways with saggy jeans, studded belts and giant skater shoes are the quintessential BRO getup. Should you ever cross paths with any of the species avoid eye contact lest the gaudiness come off on you.
Never heard of them. I guess I’m the wrong kind of white guy.
Who the f*** is Ed Hardy?? I must be the wrong kind of non-white guy.
100%…WTF???
Ed Hardy clothes are ugly as hell, no doubt about it.
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Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.
This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
Hate to say it Jonathon, but what you just linked to just plain doesn’t work. Stuff White People Likes works because it’s parodizing a particular kind of white person (let’s call them “hipsters” by using their own language and values. That, and the fact that particular kind of white person are known to like (or in this case, like to hate) the stuff on the blog.
Hipsters are not known to like Muskets and the Boston Tea Party. So to use hipster language to parody an attachment to these items doesn’t work.
Parodying a parody is hard work.
Persians wear Ed Hardy
Come on, everyone hates people who wear Ed Hardy – nothing to do with race. You either wear that disgusting shit or you hate it. Also, aren’t most people who wear Ed Hardy white?
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I don’t personally know anyone who “hates” Ed Hardy clothing, whether or not they are fans of old school tattoo designs.
I do know that in the last few years 99% of all the people I have seen wearing Ed Hardy clothing here in Chicago have been African-American. Young African-Americans. It must be a regional thing.
I recall a certain very strong Von Dutch backlash years back. That was a very white people thing, and everyone en mass stopped wearing Von Dutch clothing.
Speaking about clothing with obnoxious prints, I don’t know how anyone feels about the Affliction brand, but I only see white people in those shirts–either men who are in the UFC, look like they’re into the UFC, or who just want to look like they are.
I knew that Von Dutch was over when that Britney Spears-on-dope vid came out.
I knew von dutch was over when I saw it was called von dutch and was priced at 50 dollars for a “trucker” hat.
I think the factor isn’t so much the clothes as it is the people who generally wear them. I have yet to see someone wearing Ed Hardy that thinks for himself and doesn’t carry around a raging guido eurotrash style ego. Basically a douchebag.
Ed Hardy is like Von Dutch. It’s clothing that made someone wealthy, but many of the people who are buying it are more buying it to be a follower in life. Someone who doesn’t think for himself but follows the crowd.
Its like Luoie Vuitton bags.
Haha, judging by that picture I can really see the point. One problem though is you have to know something about the brand or the image surrounding it for the statement to be true. I have an Ed Hardey tank top that I bought because I was so amused when I asked the salesperson if she didn’t have “anything with like, a big skull on it or something”. Later i found out this was a “brand”. But if I happen to like big skulls and stuff because it’s degenerated in a good way, maybe that also make me degenerated. hmmm
I was just thinking to myself yesterday that I really don’t like this new fad of Ed Hardy, maybe it was cool before they started selling at Macys.
I love that this article also features 7 ads for Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats. Not that is ironic. And also an ad for ‘Gay Collegiate Apparel’. Is that like, beyond ironic?
My husband is white but he loves Ed Hardy clothing. He even collects them . My white friends love Ed Hardy clothes too.
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I hate ed hardy and starbucks and i am not white. Not even close. I am not even American.
But i really really hate ed hardy and the idiots that wear them.
I also hate Lil Wayne. And the whole garbage ass southern rap.
I also hate cheney and condoleesa the skeeza.
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I have had a long standing rule that anyone that wears a shirt with a skull, dragon or bird wings have an inability to dress themselves and so copy the masses of what they think is a “nice outfit.” I didn’t know specifically that they were Ed Hardy clothing but I have had an utter distaste for that type of clothing and anyone who wears it. It signifies to me that they are an automaton clone who cannot think for themselves and at least a little bit douche.
To be fair, it doesn’ take any ability to dress yourself to pick up a pair of khakis and polos. We really live in a world if limites selection of clothing.
What also gets to me with this ed hardhy ghetto trash people is how everyone is into this face look with the cheeks and chins being out there. such a silly and ugly look. its bohemian something i overheard.
u fucken dick some people like shirts with skulls and shit like that on there shirts….u fucken suck hairy monkey balls
but. but.
the people who wear ed hardy ARE WHITE
exactly
I like Ed Hardy. It’s a personal thing. But you’re right somehow … a lot of idiots wear this brand.
I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy before! I think I feel blessed!
I am sooooo glad I’m not the only one who thinks this lol. Enjoyed reading your blog. Keep up the good work! Clicked some ads for you.
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This article is kinda dumb, because Ed Hardy is obviously just ugly tacky shit.
And the kind of white people this blog writes about would never have those kinds of “classic” tattoos or dragon logos.
“These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.”
Nice try at irony but it doesn’t work.
”This article is kinda dumb, because Ed Hardy is obviously just ugly tacky shit.”
LOL
now that’s ironic
I swear to God I was just making up jokes about Ed Hardy wearers yesterday evening.
It’s strange how people don’t seem to get that this website is not to be taken seriously…
As a white person, I find it hilarious
OMG, hilar. I *hate* Ed Hardy shirts.
Note that most of the cast of VH1’s Skanks on a Bus/I Love Money/etc wear them constantally.
Remember in 2007 to 2011 when Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier was the shit?
Remember?
I know it seems crazy now, in 2014, to think that even a single person wore those stupid tattooed shirts, but I checked online, and they did.
It started, obviously, with douchebags.
But soon everybody was wearing them.
It spread to losers, Persian gangsters, the 3:30 crowd at Urth Café…
Everyone.
Not me… but only because I was still finishing up my 20 year sponsorship with Hypercolor by Generra.
But literally everyone else.
In some places I think it was the law.
The Johnny Rockets on Melrose was so thick with bikers in those too tight t-shirts, that you couldn’t take a bite of your Streamliner without being confronted by an angry tiger or a sassy dragon.
Soon there were twelve stores. Then twenty. Then two hundred.
They were being sold in kiosks in malls.
The first vending machine opened in the bathroom at Hyde. Drunken meatballs, glistening with the toxic sweat of Ecstasy and Rihanna-fueled bumps and/or grinds were buying the shirts right next to the condom and aspirin dispenser.
And the sartorial disaster continued to grow, like AIDS, but worse.
It moved from the cities to the suburbs.
From the coasts to the heartland.
From America to horrified nations throughout the world, powerless to stop the insidious spread of skeleton shirts and gothic crosses.
Eventually it was everywhere.
By 2011 there were more Ed Hardy shirts in New Zealand than sheep.
And then the fad died as quickly as it had blossomed.
Looking back I think the death knell was probably the great Dragon Attack of 2012.
After 4 billion people had been burned to death in the lava-hot magma of Dragon breath, those shirts just didn’t seem so cool anymore…
Plus, they were ugly as fuck.
what’s worse: ed hardy or tapout? It’s really hard to judge.
what’s worse: feminism or people that don’t know what they’re talking about…now that’s a toughie
hahahah, this is so true!
ED HARDY GAYER THAN AIDS!
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what about dennis rodman, on celeb apprentice he was an ed hardy billboard
duh he’s not white. OFCOURSE HE DOES.
He’s still a tool
I haven’t checked this blog in a while so it is unfortunate that “Stuff White People Like” has essentially turned into “Stuff Hipsters Like”
That is what it always was. Sorry you missed the joke.
Ed hardy tees are not crazy anymore
Hey there, you have quite a interesting take on things. I like your blog as you are quite funny!
Aaaagh, I live in Germany and they’re crazy about it here, wanting to look all “Hip Hop”. Needless to, I do hate Ed Hardy clothing
That’s a good one. Hate sometimes unites, and a general term that is disgusting to the majority helps in breaking the ice at times.
a reminder that ed hardy gear can be purchased at the official ed hardy store
http://www.edhardyshop.com/
Boo. Those who wear ed hardy are shallow clueless beings; they’re willing to pay $200 for a shirt to further their conforming with the guido look. Ed Hardy was cool for about two weeks – until people realized youre paying hundreds from bullshit.
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Wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt is no less than walking around and flaunting how big of a tool you are. Fuck ed hardy, and fuck you if your a cornball that goes crazy for these absurdly priced ‘works of art.’
Actually this blog should just be changed to “Stuff White People Hate”. Then you’d have a new entry every other day.
They just opened up an Ed Hardy store in the Galleria in Glendale, CA. For a few weeks the whole plaza was decorated with ads of “attractive” white people wearing their clothes, but all it made them look like was ignorant red necks.
Agreed.
So damn true. And now people are not only buying his t-shirts but also his wine. Barf.
true story
Is Ed Hardy hip hop tattoo art clothing for SoCal white people?
Sounds like you’ve been to soCal recently
i completely understand the point u were trying to convey with this post, but i personally like ed hardy. Its true, there is a certain stereotype of ed hardy weares that are the scum of the earth, biggest douche bags you will ever meet sort of people, but these comments seem to be attacking the brand as a whole. i think the real thing that is pissing people of is that many times when people wear ed hardy, its kinda seems like the shirt is wearing the person instead of the person wearing the shirt and they are overshadowed by the shirt as they try to define themselves by the t-shirt they have on. but, when u think about it this is not different than gothic people defining themselves by chokers and eyeliners, or those earthy, coffee shop posers with their frappacinos and bandana scarve things.
ed hardy is fine in substance, got it?
I know after 40 years old you lose touch but WTF? I went to Vegas last month and all I saw were dudes in these silly Ed Hardy shirts.
What happened to 501 jeans and Nikes?
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is this for real? it’s f’in stoopid.
HA! Your response just solidified this blog post!
OK lets get one thing straight: Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are not the same as Affliction and Tapout…those brands are for UFC wannabees and is reserved for the low class. Most of the people that wear Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are not into that UFC shit
i can’t stand these UFC wannabees.
serious douchebaggery.
absolutely brilliant, and absolutely true
i love it
Americans are among the few people that mock their poor (“white trash” et al).
I sure hope your economy continues crashing and more of you lose your middle class home to the banks to get a taste of being poor (like half a million of you already did).
On the white trash comment>I think the joke here is usually on white folks with more money than sense. I don’t think the writer is being hard on poor people.
Not sure when all of these designer tee’s became popular, but I am not a big fan.
I work at a brand name store (NOT Ed Hardy, btw) at one of the larger malls in my city… and if I had a dollar for every person who came in wearing Ed Hardy I wouldn’t have to work there anymore. The majority of offenders I see are what I call “Ed Hardy moms”: women in their 40’s trying to look like their similarly-dressed 22-year-old daughters… fake tans, bleached-out “skunk hair” (that ugly reverse mullet trend you see on Kate whatsherface on Jon & Kate), acrylic nails, and of course, enough bling-encrusted Ed Hardy shit to dress the entire cast of VH1 (not like they wear clothes anyway, right?). They wear it to look “edgy” but mostly to flaunt their money. Proof positive that wealth does not equal class.
lmfao!!! soo true on the ed hardy mom reference.
its hysterical when they are doin their grocery shopping wearing this shite along with perhaps baby phat jeans, a tacky guess bag….
label whores they are!!
sooo lame. wealth definitely does not equal class.
My boyfriend and I were discussing our hatred of Ed Hardy shirts just days ago!
The last person I saw who wore an Ed Hardy shirt was Hulk Hogan on his show Hogan Knows Best, and he fits the type that “Hannah” talks about except of course Hulk is a dude. Living in Canada, I don’t see too many Ed Hardy shirts, but most of the other “Stuff” applies to Canadians (probably because the author has lived in Toronto and BC).
I don’t like Ed Hardy, or any of the skulls/dragons t-shirts. I’m more into peace and love sorta stuff, like Beetnik Aesthetics (www.dropthebeet.com). Really cool clothing company, but I don’t think they sell anything in retail stores.
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Oh, how I hate Ed Hardy! This made me bust out loud laughing. My nieces think it’s cool. I don’t hate them, but I hate their purses. My mom bought a pair of Ed Hardy sandals. I told her she absolutely could not wear them. Ever.
I resent the UFC reference. But, otherwise, a spot-on appraisal of the EH phenom.
This is fucking stupid.. I am white and I think Ed Hardy is a kewl brand! I also fucking love the perfume! It’s great.. You need to take this stupid ass racist shit off the fucking web! You motherfuckers! Fuck you. No one gives a rats ass what you think and there is no such thing as pure white. Everyone has been mixing with everyone nowadays so you can shut your fucking face! We’re all mutts!
SHUT UP YOU DUMBASS BITCH. ED HARDY SUCKS LIKE YOU DO.
Kewl is not a cool word, and E.H. sucks.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ed Hardy is by far the worst brand in the world – u douchebag!
All credibility lost with use of “kewl.” You suck, and so does Ed.
E.H. sucks because 10 years from now no one but YOU will remember this commercial garbage.
Erik, local country favorite in Oklahoma, loves Ed Hardy. We shouldn’t knock it…and he is white.
-A fan
What’s funny about this is that most people I see wearing this shit ARE white. Perhaps the “white people” classificaiton needs to broken down a bit.
ya most of these douchebags wear ed hardy just to show that they can afford a 70 dollar shirt. who the fuck cares? were all wearing clothes and if you really have a real personality no one will remember you for what you wear.
Looks really fantastic clothing really my favorite style. Can I find it somewhere here in Greece where i live?
Hm, I saw a pair of Ed Hardy shoes once that I liked, but of course they were about $80 so I thought the hell with that. I’ll buy a pair of plain white sneakers and draw my own goddamn mermaids on them.
Ed Hardy is a complete joke. It reaks of hair-gel, steroids, flat-billed lids, Axe body spray and roofies, aka GDI douchebaggery.
Why spend $80+ on a tacky, middle-class wannabe shirt when you can spend the same amount on a nice polo from Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines or Brooks Brothers?
And I’m not disparaging against the middle class, either; I just want to make that clear. But when you buy something as trashy as Ed Hardy or Affliction, you are:
A) Dressing like a high schooler who wants to fit in
B) Screaming to the world that you are “new money” (though I hate to use that word).
MTV is slowly turning this country into a bunch of spray-tanned, roid-injecting, hair-gelled douches.
you may be the only sane person on this site. This is the most logical post i have seen… and i’m not kidding
Ed Hardy as a person is/was an amazing tattoo artist. He was revolutionary, the same way sailor jerry was. The thing that really gets me is all the assholes that wear the clothing but really have no idea about Ed Hardy the artist. Most of these chodes dont even have a single tattoo on their body. On another note, at the night club i work at we rate the douchebaggery of the night on a scale of affliction to ed hardy. lol.
yeah, be all self-righteous about your love of ed hardy. thats exactly what this site is all about.
I thought everyone hated Ed Hardy clothing.
i don’t like the e.h. brand, but i also don’t feel the need to bash everyone that does like it. you guys think you’re so much better than e.h. fans that are douches because they just blindly follow their peers into ugly trends. you all drop to an even lower level by blindly following your peers into mocking and hating people based on their fashion tastes. but you are all sooo smart; i’m sure you all realized that already though right?
this is more ironic than a forklift lifting a crate of forks.
i’m not getting a reading on my irony meter on the forklift lifiting forks, but maybe you used that as sarcasm?
I’d never heard of this brand before I read this. Maybe I’ll end up hating it now since I’m white and all that. We’ll see.
The reason I dislike Ed Hardy clothes (and everything else, because seriously, the designs are everywhere.) is because a good part of their designs were stolen. Some from the company TattooJohnny.com that I did some side work for a long time ago. One of the guys that worked for the company jacked the designs off the website, and told the company that they were his own. Or something similar, I can’t get into the details.
But really, if you’re going to do designs on shirts, don’t steal them from other tattoo artists.
Also, it’s kind of annoying for people that have tons of tattoos to see some idiot walking around with tattoo designs on their shirt and thinking they’re the shit.
This article is about a year late and a bedazzled Ed Hardy T short.
The only reason that you are commenting abou Ed Hardy T-shirts is so you can tune your google ads to make some extra click-through dough. Same for the previous post on Bob Marley…so transparent. You are not longer white; you have evolved to translucent.
Who but white people wear Ed Hardy????
Duh – to the person who said the designs are stolen – Ed Hardy is incredibly famous in the tattoo for several decades. He almost single handedly archived the history of the art form long before it was cool to do so. More than likely the designs you mentioned were stolen from him since he’s produced a great many tattoo books over the years.
OMG i’m white!
These comments are crazy. Tatoos are cool?!?!?! I always thought of them as a way to identify low-class people. These ed henry shirts look to me like clothes for low-riders.
i know 80$ for a t-shirt is too little for a vintage-whore white person. paying 200$ for an already-washed out plain white tee designed by the olsen twins makes much more sense.
I am a white person and I only pay $10-15 for my t-shirts. Not sure what Lillian is talking about.
ed hardy shirts are the epitome of douchebaggery
I guarantee that 90 percent of those who wear this shit wouldn’t do so if it wasn’t in style. This just goes to show how weak most people’s self confidence is when they have to wear something they like only when EVERYONE ELSE wears it. Pussies…
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I see lots of white people wearing that contrived Rock n’ Roll clothing. The same people who wear that Von Dutch crap. So what the hell you talking about? T
You need to change that photo… thea’s 2 hispanic guys. Usually I see Ed Hardy worn by white people.
You haters are just mad cause you can’t afford it!
Long live the trendy and financially irresponsible………
oh i can afford it. i just think it’s cheesy to wear something so many people own. it’s ESPECIALLY cheesy to wear something that i see a lot of 65 yr. olds wearing now. eek!
that is hilarious. i really like it.
So that must be why Kate is having trouble with Ed Hardy wearing Jon.
Remember when you could only buy Ed Hardy at county fairs? Those were the good old days.
WT: “Hey I need a real special shirt made up for ma wife! Since I slept with her sister I’ve been tryin hard to make it up to her.”
ED: “Ok, ok, Im seeing a heart…. lightning… a flaming skull… and some barbed wires and roses!”
WT: “That sounds beautiful! Ed youve done it again!”
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Is it bad that I’ve never heard of these things?
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This is so true and halirous!
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these pants are seriously hot and only $80 too
http://www.thedesignerdiscount.com/Ed-Hardy-Ladies-Bottoms-_p_207-2219.html
I do hate Ed Hardy! Good God, I’m white!
OK… To make one thing perfectly clear: i’m white and i like Ed Hardy. The tattoo artist that has revolutionized how tattoo artwork is made.
On the other hand, the licensed clothing line that Christian Whateverthefuckhislastnameis is absolute bullshit. Along with the air fresheners, shot glasses, calenders, clocks, condoms, jewelry, hats, toilet paper, and asparagus with his logos on it.
But this is the reason that Mr. Hardy threatened the designer to a large settlement court case to take his name off this kitsch crap that is being peddled for small fortunes to douchebags with too much money.
if white people hate ed harvey clothes then who wears them? hopefully it’s not black or asian or hispanic people because they would be promoting someone that was a serious super racist. sad huh?
Majority of the Ed Hardy clothing I see people wearing is worn by Black females and european males. For some reason it is acceptable to wear it to a club and not ok for me to wear a jersey?? But thats a whole different topic.
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im white and i must agree haha the whole ed hardy thing is kinda fruity to me
yeah it is kinda furity but mostly worn by d-bags
i’m sorry but these clothes, along with that other “mixed martial arts” crap (which has nothing to do with the actual sport) is proof that style has never been shittier than it is now.
I like the design on Ed Hardy shirts, because I like tattoos, but I think the huge “ED HARDY DESIGNS” on it is kinda dumb. :/ You dont need a big huge label to know brand name.
Never once have I known a guy who wears Ed Hardy who wasn’t a total douche. I already didn’t like the clothes…..it’s like, “Hi. I spent $170 on a t-shirt cause it shows how rebellious I am. Doesn’t it look like a tat?…..ooooo, dude, let’s really be ostentacious: sprinkle some glitter in my hair….”
Ugh. Also, people who wear Ed Hardy KNOW, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they’re looking gooood…….self-righteous dbags………
wat the hell im white and i couldnt disagree more i for one love ed hardy and wat the hell most of this stuff on this site is bogus cuz i disagree with almost all of it.
thats because you are from jersey
You probably also love UFC (or hang out with guys that do). That makes you the WRONG kind of white person… or even the wrong kind of person in general.
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Ed Hardy is shitty for many reasons. First, and foremost, it isn’t actualy traditional tattoo designs. They’re cheap and generic as hell and people should do their research on traditional work and know that they’ll find a hell of a lot better than this shit. Second, as someone else previously posted, this “clothing company” is way more fuckin’ expensive than it should be. People wear this stuff to basically say, “I really didn’t need to spend $160+ on a t-shirt, but I’m an asshole with enough money(or a pussy with parents that have enough money) to buy a shirt as a public status eye sore.” A good 99.9% of the dudes and women that wear Ed Hardy are either douche bag, faggot bros or tanned, whore bag sluts. This isn’t even something that just white people hate. Everyone that doesn’t wear Ed Hardy hates it and the population that buys this shit.
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I’m white and I loathe Ed Hardy. It’s not because I’m white though. It’s because I have taste.
Honestly, I don’t think the clothes look bad at all. And YES i’m white. But they are way overpriced and i wouldn’t waste my money on it. They look more like they belong on the shelves at Kohl’s.
But anyways, I just bought some tops from Wet Seal that have an all-over tattoo design, but i didn’t pay more than $20 for each top.
Also, I happen to love Skin Industries clothing line for the simple fact that they have neat designs go over the shoulders and onto the backs of the shirts.
I think you are generalizing white people wayyy too much lol.
Do ya think!? The blog is called “Stuff White People Like” – clever of you to point out that they’re generalizing…
Your comment = FAIL
Are you a slut? I bet you’re a slut. Sluts LOVE Skin Industries gear. lol
Yet another good post by SWPL…
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I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.
Ed Hardy is everything that is wrong with this world.
Douche.
Do ya think!? The blog is called “Stuff White People Like” – clever of you to point out that they’re generalizing…
Your comment = FAIL
As your average white guy I have absolutely no taste or style and I’m smart enough to recognize that.
As for Ed Hardy – he can go eff himself, or get effed in a UFC cage by Rampage whoever-the-eff…
He should stop making clothing I don’t understand!!! I used to be cool!? What happened to the 90’s when I could just cover myself in anything regardless of size, color, or cleanliness? How did we get laid back then? If reproduction was based on fashion, white people would have died out long ago….
Hmm, I agree with the doucheness of the Ed Hardy shirts. However, they are an easy targert , and its usually white people wearing them. or guidos.
fink, you’re 100% right. It’s generally guidos and other white people that I see wearing Ed Hardy shirts, and it just screams “douchebag”. I actually don’t mind it as much when I see someone like Dennis Rodman wearing one.
I don’t mean to sound…I don’t know the word for it, pretentious? But there was actually a time when Ed Hardy was a lesser known clothing line. It was completely different than other brands, and had a cool, vintage style to it (YES, I like vintage, sue me). It used to be different than it is now – not all his stuff looked the same, or had the identical “generic tattoo in the middle of the shirt” format. I know this because I wore Ed Hardy the year before it hit the mainstream and became a “lifestyle” brand.
I don’t like the direction the EH line has taken, though, because now all his stuff looks the same and has an appearance of douchebaggery that wasn’t there before. I still have one of my older EH shirts that I enjoy wearing, not because it’s in style, but because I like its design and it actually looks good on me.
You’re so white.
So what, I enjoy vintage. Doesn’t make me a white elitist lol.
You can probably thank Christian Audigier for ruining Ed Hardy for you. I think he does all/most of the crappy flash-tattoo inspired stuff.
Uhm, just wanted to point out that Ed Hardy clothing is shit because of the poor quality and extremely ugly design. And it’s so goddamn expensive.
Paying 200€ for a t-shirt with inferior quality to a 2€ t-shirt is just plain madness.
That is why people hate other people wearing Ed Hardy crap.
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never heard of ed hardy before this. looks stupid. i think white people may actually just be oblivious to this stuff ‘n that the program’s reaching into obscurity. ah well.
Ed Hardy is far from obscure; it’s just really popular with the kind of white people who, as Lander said, “throw UFC parties,” i.e., people who don’t read this blog. Likewise, people who read this blog might be unfamiliar with Ed Hardy. But, as a white person familiar with the brand, I can tell you that Ed Hardy is horrible, horrible clothing.
I’m thinking the brand also might just be a regional thing, like in major cities and the surrounding areas…if you’re from a rural area, you might have dodged this bedazzled bullet.
That, or you’re just so white that your very white brain, in its hatred of Ed Hardy, destroyed its knowledge of the brand.
Yeah, it’s pretty big here in Vancouver (among ‘roid-raging morons), which is where one or both of the creators of this site are from, I think.
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I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on clothing that doesn’t say Ed Hardy on it.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
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This is true. If your blown up on steriods, 6′4 and like to roll your neck, then you can wear Ed Hardy. Or – if you literally have a badass motorcycle and look the part – then go ahead. (not sure if real Harleys be caught dead in it?).
But this look has indeed taken over the whigger look and its bad. atleast hip-hop is cool.
LOL..LOL..Hip Hop is cool?!!!!
Kids running around with their pants around there knee’s, showing their underwear with a doo rag on, with some cheap piece of heat under their coat, cause that’s what da ress of da gansta’s do?..Cool?!!!!
Actually, scifivulture, you are describing a phenomenon entitled RAP or HIP-POP. A true hip-hop enthusiast would be much less likely to be seen wearing those types of garments and would also be much less likely to have a concealed weapon. Although… Guns are pretty fun…
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I thought white people loved Ed Hardy, because it is usually a majorityof them that parade around in it. Hmm
No. Black People wear it. And they dont even know who he is. I think that if they knew who Ed Hardy was, that they would never wear the stuff. Those cloths are just bought because they are over priced. Therefore they must be good.
As much as those people seem to be white, they are actually Armenian. If they look pissed off, like they’re going to rape you, and covered in hair then you know what you’re looking at.
those would be the wrong type of white people…
Absolutely correct!
Who the F__K is Ed Hardy?
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I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Ed Hardy
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SO TRUE!! I hate people who wear Ed Hardy! Only old white guys(who work out way to much) who want to look “young” and at the same time show they have money, or stupid minorities who think that if they buy a 100 dollar shirt, they are cool and rich too, wear that shit. NO ONE should wear Ed Hardy!
Ed Hardy looks like the work of someone who just got photo shop and got a fantasy book and rendered some stuff out and put it on a shirt. Clothes are not supposed to look like an anime or a tapestry.
ed hardy was a notorious racist. “why should i not hate his gaudy clothing?” is the question.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/07/15/one-bloody-tampon-can-turn-your-whole-week-around/
Your site is racist as fuck!! ima start a blog what black people like!! dumb motherfucker
Thank you!!
the guy who writes this is white you idiot!
There already is a blog about what black ppl like…. sorry to disappoint, you sad angry person who doesnt doesnt understand the difference between commentary on what a group of ppl have in common and actual racism….
take it easy ryan, its supposed to be funny. who are they being racist against anyway? people are so quick to throw race in to everything. go wear some ed hardy why dont ya?
I don’t understand since when it is a black or white thing on what clothes we where sorry that I don’t think this is funny, cause 1. I am not racist, 2. I wear ed hardy, and also have alot of his purses, and 3. I also wear baby phat, roca wear, G-unit, south pole, and ecko red, so I guess that makes me black, sorry honey, I am very white and like I said it doesn’t matter what race you are its a free country, we will all wear what we like
First, its ‘wear’. We wear clothing.
Second, fashion has always been directly connected with cultural associations, always. (e.g. if a black person wears a confederate flag there is a sense of defiant aggression and if a white person does it they are proclaiming that they are white trash.)
I’m not saying you suck at being white as a whole but there is a cultural root you are attempting to harness when you wear certain clothing items.
Yeh, shit. People like you are the reason they make Ed Hardy jokes…
how is it that ppl get offended by this shit, its meant to be funny
fucking idiots
oh and ed hardy is only worn by tools
let me guess you also love apple martinis, white jeans, miami, and you have a pretty layer of muffin top.
Actually, I noticed Ed Hardy t shirts being worn by a certain kind of kid in Austria. Begin Austria, the kids were all white, and they were all kind of boring 15 year olds who liked to party all the time. So it’s hard for me to distinguish them from the other 15 year olds there who like to party all the time except by their Ed Hardy shirts. They seemed to only congregate with each other though, which is why I say “certain kind”. I’m not sure why else they did that though.
So…maybe the dislike is more American thing? And not racist. But, still a generalization. It doesn’t bother me, because most of this stuff is so dead on it’s hilarious. Have fun, live happily.
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I’ve found this to be true with most “slapdash” clothing designs, especially the MMA-themed ones. It’s not particularly a “white” thing, but rather indicative of Entry #101 (Being Offended), as the majority of the wearers are of the confrontational type and will take every opportunity to make a scene, as they feel empowered by the cotton/poly blend.
I suppose that the proper retort to a threat made individual wearing such thread would be, “Hey! Isn’t that Randy Couture over there?!” and quickly placing them in a choke hold and repeating “Old Navy” or “Abercrombie” several times in their ear before they lose consciousness.
I live in Michigan and most of my “white” friends and I love Ed Hardy. I guess your perspective is from a different part of the country because I’ve never heard anyone who runs in my circle to diss these threads.
then you have to wonder if it’s your group that people bash. I live in Las Vegas where Douche Bags in Ed Hardy Tshirts come to show their machoness and a hole ness. And yes they are going to see that UFC fight (since they fight here)
You just called clothes “threads”. I think that correlates well with why you like Ed Hardy.
LOL. Sorry, I found your comment to be oh so very true.
I live in Michigan, and I live on the rich side of the state. Ed Hardy is retarded as fuck. Buy some Lacoste or get the fuck out.
Primitive tattoo designs that look like they’ve been puked on ?
You n friends got Style
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The fact that Jon Gosselin is an avid wearer of the brand, I hate it even more.
You shouldn’t be commenting, Lindsay
You look like you like it
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Wow is all I have to say. Some of these comments are so weird and do not make any sense. Ed Hardy is just another over-priced clothing line that blew up and probably will fade soon. That is my opinion and everyone is entitled to their own. This is supposed to be FUNNY though and not taking so serious, so everyone just relax with the racist crap…and like the person said a few days ago..the author is White people. To the person talking about Austria and something about people not liking it because it is an American thing…1st of all we didn’t understand your lame comment… 2nd Stop being hateful and jealous of us…we are always bailing other countries out and saving their asses so it is about DAMN time you all start showing some gratitude. Ok off topic sorry anyways whether you like Ed Hardy or not, this article was funny.
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Stuff white people like: going overseas and blending with more “tanned” people. Something they wouldn’t do in their own countries so they travel away to be able to do it…
(Don) Ed Hardy is a tattoo artist whose name is used to sell clothes (can you say Von Douche… I mean Dutch?) They started off decent enough with simple designs, but got over-saturated & are now popping up everywhere like Starbucks.
White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/lincoln-says-uncool-dane-cook/
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i’ve only ever seen white people wear ed hardy
But they’re the wrong kind of white people!
Ummm…I’m a white girl so is it alright if I check out this site? It’s frickin’ hilarious.
Is “frickin’” a white people word?
A white person writes this site, jsyk.
White people certainly do not like Fred from Youtube, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/lincoln-says-uncool-fred/
I saw two guys wearing Ed Hardy shirts today in my calc class, and I could barely contain my urge to rip them off and burn them.
you do calculus, and youre on this site which says WHITE people have no lives? fuckin racist DUMB SHIT
To respond to a couple of earlier comments, other ethnicities certainly love Ed Hardy too, but white morons make up the largest percentage of the brand’s wearers.
And is it just me, or does this post remind you of a few people:
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Um…white people are DEFINITELY Ed Hardy’s biggest patrons…when I think of Ed Hardy I think of tall white douchebags with beer bellies wearing faded bootleg True Religions (at least a size too small) and fleur-de-lis belt buckles (with the front of their shirts tucked in), necklaces with knives and guns on them, pointy side zip Aldo boots and trucker hats. If it’s chilly out, add a tacky pinstripe blazer with some form of superfluous detailing and a fedora. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a non-white person wearing Ed Hardy, come to think of it.
im white and i dont wear it… one day youll grow into your head MAYBE and realise that all people in a single culture arent the same… faggot… hope i fucking meet you so i can crush your fucking face into a curb
Is this a case study?
White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls them out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/lincoln-says-uncool-nickelback/
Abraham Lincoln goes clubbing…