Comments on: #128 Camping

By: doomsayer

doomsayer — Fri, 04 May 2012 19:23:23 +0000

This could be combined with something else white people do: hunting with antiquated and obsolete weapons. While you may think on the surface that white people would not do this as it violates the rights of cuddly woodland creatures and owning a firearm is only done by the wrong kind of white people, you should know that advanced white people sometimes figure out that the only way to get the ultimate in free-range/organic/hormone-free/antibiotic-free meat is to get out there and kill it yourself. But going to Wal-Mart and buying a cheap, yet well-made Remington with a synthetic stock is not an option. White people must either bow hunt (a nod to indigenous cultures whose destruction they feel guilty about and who would have traded anything, up to and including women for a Winchester) or get a muzzle loader. They will say things like “It’s not about killing, it’s about the challenge”. These advanced white people will hunt with anything from a pre-’64 Winchester to a Mosin-Nagant (the Mosin combines two things white people are fond of, the hyphenated name and the former socialist worker’s paradise). Hunting also allows white people to buy expensive European clothing. Long coats with patches on the front where the stock meets the shoulder are popular, as are red flannel jackets and deer stalker hats (only when worn for irony). You can meet more white people hunting quail and pheasant than anything else. This allows them to have fancy French food that they would not normally be able to get. Trader Joe’s, it seems, does not sell pheasants. Hunting these elusive little creatures requires lots of walking around outdoors and highly intelligent English breeds of dog, not to mention a $1,000.00 plus Italian or Spanish shotgun. Hunting upland game birds gives white people yet one more opportunity to poke fun at the Bush administration, “Make sure I’m out of the way when you shoot, I don’t want to end up like Dick Cheney’s friend. Every white person has a secret fantasy of sitting in a rustic hunting/ski lodge in front of a stone fireplace with a fine glass of top-shelf bourbon or single-malt scotch. Note: never bring up the general messiness of cleaning the game, it will make white people cringe and their patina covered rifle/shotgun will sit in a closet collecting even more rust.

By: anx murder

anx murder — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:25:46 +0000

This one is a good one… I camp cheap, though, no expensive equipment, and would rather spend my entire life camping. Why would someone want to be in a city anyway for any length of time? Unfortunately, the camping regulations right now are such, though, that one may be much less noise, overcrowding and pollution in a populated city than in one of the campgrounds in summer (in Yosemite year-round–hope they cut down on Yosemite visitation and ban trailers from there, it’s about time)

By: awm624

awm624 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:27:27 +0000

So funny!

By: bettyd

bettyd — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 03:55:16 +0000

Ditto!

By: simon

simon — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 08:53:35 +0000

Monatnan at heart? Really? Monatnan? And you pretend to think this is a serious article? so funny!

Monatnan you are a comic genius!

See ya in Montana one day!

By: el

el — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 13:31:33 +0000

I shit pants on a camp out, it happens, white people just smile, know you have a loaf in your pants.

By: PIGL

PIGL — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:32:12 +0000

Hi, lame autospammer. There features you mention are known as “layouts” and have been part of every other text processing programme that has existed since the late 1970s. Textform and Scribe, for instance, and the relative newcomer, LaTeX. Fracking nroff was more easily configurable than the disaster Microsoft has inflicted on the world. So go peddle yoru crapware somewhere else.

By: shitpiker

shitpiker — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:36:32 +0000

I camped out at Mels scumbag world and took it up my white asshole, how cool am I?

By: RoyC

RoyC — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:44:45 +0000

As an avid camper, I thought this was both hilarious and 100% accurate.

By: Jah Cool

Jah Cool — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:02:27 +0000

I was going to ad this site to http://www.culturallycool.com the problem is some people take this too seriously. These articles are just observations that do not claim that every white are evolved in these activities everyday.
I really think that it should be moderated and keep the racist comments out.
Yes I will volunteer.