This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.
If you would like to have the author of Stuff White People Like Christian Lander speak at your school or event please contact:
Keppler Speakers
Media:
The Onion interview by David Wolinsky
Author Christian Lander, Authors@Google
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Thank you for an informative site. As a nonwhite person this blog has helped me to understand white people better, and as a resident of Oakland, Ca it has helped me to understand the entire city of San Francisco. I feel this newfound insight will help reduce how often I yell at white people.
LOL!
For awhile, most of the white people up there fled to either San Jose or Santa Rosa between 1950 and 1990. Now the trend went into reverse and its’ the blacks or east Asians in a flight out of the cities of Oakland or San Fran. The Central valley, alike Southern Cal. is “browner” than lily white parts of S.F. plus the black middle class exodus eastward into the Sacramento-Stockton area. +
this site is only funny to white people. White people love to think they are cute and funny in some way.
totally. this site is like filling white people’s gaping loss of a sense of community. its also hip to like this site.
I have topic for yo:. Buying clothing with the store’s name plastered all over it (Abercrombie, American Eagle, Aeropostale, The Gap, etc).
White people buy clothing from those stores because those stores are considered “cool” (ie expensive). That’s why they make sure to buy clothing with the store’s name on it. They want to advertise that they shop at those stores, and are therefore “cool.”
I do believe blacks wear clothing with labels all over it as well: SouthPole, FUBU, Phat Farm, etc…..
Uhhh, no we don’t do that. Did you not read this website? Especially the article on hating large business and corporate logos? You will likely see us wearing products such as “Nau” (pronounced “now”) or others that were created from sustainable products that boast no logo. Unless of course it bares the logos for Patagonia, North Face or REI. Hey man, I’m a card carrying white guy from PA. I buy into the carbon neutral “adventure trips”, sport the roof racks and don the gear. Abercrombie or AE will only get me kicked out of my earth friendly micro-brew.
Ha! This NPR-listenin’, irony-lovin’, bike-ridin’ white guy LOVES the HELL out of this site. Just added you to my blogroll and will check back often.
Cheers, all.
#22 AGREED!
And judging by the sub 5 second 40 times of the people behind this site, it is obvious that they are not white
Terrell Pryor’s indecision on signing day doesn’t help either
This is one of my favorite sites ever int he history of the internet. Of course some of it hits close to home (I mountain bike and drink mocrobrews). But unlike a good chunk of people who do these things I have a sense of humor about the pretentiousness that surrounds it.
Renovations is the funniest one.
“This stuff IS kind of yuppie. This is a great insight into how consumerism, political correctness and too much trendiness creates laughable behavior. Wake up fellow white people. You’ve only yourselves to blame.”
Exactly!
“This site is incredibly racist. If this site was dedicated to pointing out what black people like, it would surely be deemed as racist. Why aren’t people proud to be white? Everyone should be proud of their own respective races and not bring down another’s. Multiculturalism will never work when sites like this one are up and running. This only causes racial tension.”
That’s why it’s called satire. Lighten up already.
This site is incredibly racist. If this site was dedicated to pointing out what black people like, it would surely be deemed as racist. Why aren’t people proud to be white? Everyone should be proud of their own respective races and not bring down another’s. Multiculturalism will never work when sites like this one are up and running. This only causes racial tension.
Tensions is right, you need to march yourself into the washroom and take a firm hand to yourself…
It’s little wonder the price of clown boots has gone through the roof…
white person
totally satire. and white men of privilege already have a “heads up” as far as society goes,so boo-hoo, whitey… this shit is funny, any way you slice it. and a really great critique of bourgeoisie self-pity, you know the kind with the “needs” of “others” in mind, while the same people wouldn’t be caught dead on public transit for the fear of of the “others” that they have pre-decided the “needs” of. oh…by the the way, can you add public transit to the list?
and that kind of earnest pride is exactly the kind of thing that blocks people up, causes tension.
Satire, however, if one can unclog the constipational force that is altruism, lets out some steam in the form of laughter. Science has yet to prove this, but maybe it even loosens the bowels! And that’s something we can all be proud of!
I happen to be white and proud (and I love sushi)! This site has nothing to do with racism and everything to do with having a laugh.
I don’t get it. To lump all people with limited melanin and European facial features seems kind of silly. White isn’t a country, ethnicity, culture, or religion… unless one is a White Supremacist.
Please remind me again how stereotyping people based on the relative dark or lightness of their skin is funny again… I must have forgotten.
My thoughts exactly.
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