This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.
If you would like to have the author of Stuff White People Like Christian Lander speak at your school or event please contact:
Keppler Speakers
Media:
The Onion interview by David Wolinsky
Author Christian Lander, Authors@Google
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Here are some that should be added to the list:
-American Apparel
-Composting
-Yoga
-MTV
-Keggers
-Body Cleanses
-UGGs
-Friends with Benefits
ok really
white people like reading stupid blogs like this. ok.. not really.
Facial Hair. Beards. Ironic mustaches. Yes and please.
White people like: Stuff White People Like. Hyper-irony is their most beloved form of self gratification.
Webcomics. White people love webcomics. Most webcomic creators and readers are overwhelmingly white people, with a great sense of humor.
1 word: Running
This has to be added. 5k’s marathons, etc. White people love that stuff.
This is so perfect – thanks for producing this site! It describes all my likes exceedingly well, and it is also absolutely hilarious : ) Don’t have any black or gay friends, though – must work harder…
Boosting about having friends who aren’t white, are gay or disabled…was this the “thing” in the 1980s or early’ 90s? The white people say the darnest things like “my best friend is…” and best of all, white men/women seem to be friends, but NEVER lovers together. Come to think of it, white people want gender equality…they act sexless.
I think there are two things you are missing that are related to one another and white people love them both.
1: Sing-alongs. White people don’t like solo acts much (we are not known for our Karaoke skills) but MAN do we love being part of a crowd singing the same thing. Campfire songs, protest chants, take me out to the ball game- the list goes on.
2: Dueling Piano Bars. See #1- one or two pianists lead us all in a song we know and love and everyone else gets to join in! We love these places so much we will pay extra to get the whole bar to sing along to our selection before anyone else’s selection. Hearing “Oh man, nice choice bro” after screaming your head off with your neighbor is the ultimate compliment.
Anyone else with me?
You have to, Have To, HAVE TO make a post about the fact that they LOOOOOOOOOOVE adopting Asian children; preferably Chinese or Korean!!!!
…and children of varying ethnicities as a close second but the asian adoptions reign supreme in the white mind and I wanna know why LOL!!!
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