This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.
If you would like to have the author of Stuff White People Like Christian Lander speak at your school or event please contact:
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Media:
The Onion interview by David Wolinsky
Author Christian Lander, Authors@Google
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Thank you for putting into words what I think is hilarious about myself and loathsome about people from Colorado, Toronto and San Francisco.
If you take requests (you shouldn’t, but as a White Person I need to pay you a compliment and then tell you how to do it better)…
- Messy hair
- The Original UK Version
- Overpriced baby clothes
- Things that look homemade, but aren’t, because that would be bad
- Ten Thousand Villages
i was told about this blog a few hrs ago,
and man o man, just, who are you? This is so good.
I love it, absolutely love it. big ups to you my friend.
Self denigration.
Ironic racism.
Charity for good karma.
Commodifying arrogance.
Ignorant appropriation.
Empty nostalgia.
are these gonna make the list anytime soon?!?!?
I read down to #65. Not too sure what kind of white people the author is speaking about, though. I’m white, but I don’t get most of it. Who the fuck listens to Mos Def? Sweater parties? Talking about your t-shirt? It’s a t-shirt. Who gives a shit where you got it. The Wire? Didn’t that show go off the air like 3 years ago? Drinking water from a metal canister . . . I don’t think I’ve ever even seen this happen. Prius? Thought people drove those cause the government gave them free money for doing so. Why the hell would anyone go camping, regardless of race. Mad Men is boring as fuck. My GF watches, though. Halloween? Reading instead of watching the movie? Why. Takes 5+ times the amount of time to read. No understanding of anyone’s affinity for riding a bike when you could just drive. Suppose I can agree about Ed Hardy.
Eh, whatever. Exactly what kind of white people is the author referring to, though? Are they only from a certain state? Age group? Fiscal background? Etc…?
Sure, it’s funny, but I can point out any number of other ethnicities that like the same things. Anyway, I only wanted to weigh in on #8 Barack Obama. A hell of a lot of white people don’t like him. And it’s not because he’s black, it’s because he’s not competent enough to be US President. What I want to know is how many black people don’t like Obama, and if they don’t like him, did they vote McCain? Or Hillary?
get over it, you lost. We put up with eight years of Bush, and 20 of the last 28 years under a republican. I’m all for intelligent dissent, based on political idealogies or moral reasons, but what exactly did Bush do to qualify himself more than Obama? You don’t like a black man in the white house. The rest of the world has drastically changed their opinions of the United States based upon your candidate losing and Obama winning. He’s brought hope to the rest of the world and to the majority of americans. Keep pouting and rally the troops and maybe you can take back the presidency for the Old White Man party in three years. That’s how it works. Keep your political nonsense to the right wing blogs you love to read, and keep hammering at the race issue… This blog is for entertainment.
Here’s something that will really get your goat…. My father has voted republican since 1968 and he reluctantly voted for Obama. It may be your contention that white people don’t like him, but obviously a big chunk of white folks put him in the white house.
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com (the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too??
It’s disappointing that the world is still this primitive.
Ah well, reason why I don’t hang out with people in general, most of them are rather predictable and irritating.
Enjoy your jokes, I’m not bashing anyone over these, I could care less if any kind of person was joked about, I’m just disappointed in that some people still actually believe a color defines a personality, not that this site was made with that belief, just the people this site attracts, they disappoint me.
-Anon, thankful no one escapes death-
I hate that kind of prejudice – the sort of idiots who think Italians eat pizza, or that Jews go to synagogues. Shame on you!
You forgot the drunken Irish, dumb Poles and rude French. White people always want to (because it’s trendy or more multiculti) identify with where their great-grand-parents came from. Since when Jews went to synagogues? LOL. To be Jewish is also considered by some an ethnicity or nationality.
What I think is primitive, is your sense of humor. This site is way ahead, not primitive. It suggests that it is perfectly okay to joke on the topic of race without prejudices arising. Guess who reads these? You know, the people this site attracts…WHITE PEOPLE. It’s accurate and hilarious. Of course every freaking white person isn’t like this, but enough are to stimulate laughter.
While you’re spending all of your time trying so hard to be PC and mature, you could be reading and laughing about things that you know are true.
Have a nice day stranger.
Well said Peeta Bread.
I love this site…I’m going through a similar process of writing my own blog that I hope to turn into a book soon. Thanks for the great insights!
white people like having the best bootleg movies out of all of their friends.
Your site is an inspiration to me. I know many people like this but struggle to be one myself. I put a link to you on my blog (http://whangdoodle77.blogspot.com). Keep up the good work.
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