This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.
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I find these extremely offensive and untrue. Do you realize that generalizing and using stereotypes like that is actually racism? It’s not funny, no matter what viewpoint. Except, of course, the author’s – who seems to have no idea what he’s talking about, just guessing.
Are you joining in with more humor? Don’t have it backfire, or you’re gonna get burned. Ooooooh yeah, that’s right. We know this is racism, classism and just plain wrong. You need to check out #14 for good ol’ sexist homophobic jokes: Gay friends are of every sex, color, shape and size, but it seems everyone all of a sudden wants a gay “friend”.
Correction: #88 is where to go for gay friends, #14 for the “black ones” (smacks head on table). Whatdayaknow? White people aren’t really prejudiced after all, this blog is generalizations about white people we all know is comedy. Remember, there are no such thing as stereotypes… because they are all true!
Number 101 – Being Offended
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Number 50 – Irony
BAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!
i think its pretty funny, what it seems like to me is that its making fun of hipsters.
it’s funny sometimes. but he’s the pinnacle of hipsterdom. who else would 1) be white, 2) want to piss off white people and 3) passive-aggressivly dupe non-whites too stupid to realize the irony of the website into racism, while 4) self-consciously cataloging every form of irony involved?
every social group has visionaries, i suppose. when i catch myself getting mad at things like ‘vespa scooters,’ or ‘knowing all about your culture,’ i think, no, no, that is what he wants. i’m between being the wrong kind of white person and the right kind of white person. i should be immune to crap like this. but i’m not. it’s a versatile attack.
It’s simply a case of meta-racism
White people probably like this web site, they show it to their friends and laugh about how it describes them.
this is absolutely accurate. I love this site. I have shown it to all my friends, regardless of race. I am white and everything on here is hilariously accurate & scarily true. I am currently in Raleigh and as all white people know, David Sedaris is from Raleigh
Nascar. If there’s a car and country music, white people love it.
dude…. Your comment = wrong kind of white people…. ughhhh will you guys ever learn????
Horses. White people love horses. Why isn’t there an entry on horses???
White people like to self-reflect. They like to be ironic and are really into “knowing.”
Dig the site and your comments about the irony of liberal arts schools/faculty.
Just got the book, LOL! Only because I see me and my family in all of it. Another thing white people like… Unique hand soap.
You should do NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) for this month, since NaNoWriMo’s going on right now.
OWWIIOTNIAVWTTD. (translation: Only Whites Writing In Initials On The Net Is A Very White Thing To Do). Except only the person writing the message knows what it is, like he’s a psychic genius with a massive brain or something. The only exception is not at work, because white people like to work and are afraid of being themselves in a strict, proper and professional setting.
White people really like to think of ideas for ‘Stuff White People Like’ posts. We do not want to actually develop entries, as that would leave us, by way of our writing, far too vulnerable to comparison with the actual writer(s); we simply want to convince our friends and fellow commentators that we can make similarly acute and funny observations.
We also like meta-anything.
And tempeh.
Are you really that spineless? Pathetic. This fella ain’t scared…
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/category/stuff%20white%20people%20like/1.html
BRAINBOOGER.COM BEEOTCHES!
Stuff white people like: action videos with fighting and special effects. Like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTvajhmOE7M
I died. This is sooo funny and really true… I’d say 95% of these apply to me for real….
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