This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.
If you would like to have the author of Stuff White People Like Christian Lander speak at your school or event please contact:
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Media:
The Onion interview by David Wolinsky
Author Christian Lander, Authors@Google





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For satans sake, if i hear people talk about the fucking Pixies one more time I will turn green and pop heads!
That, and snow. It happens every year. Duh.
BDSM, swinging, polyamory, and anything else that can be considered “sex positive.”
But I thought white people act like they never have sex, or was it white people from the 1950′s? Whatever, they will have sex…and no children. Whites aren’t having kids like they used to, look at the latest US census report on the declining white population. The highest birth rates goes to Hispanics (which isn’t a race) with a 3.1 children per family ratio compared to non-Hispanics at 2.1. No kids, but have sex? LOL.
Tweed Rides
http://sftweed.com/
Movies where they are the last of something or there are no Black people in
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last Samurai
The Mexican
Friends
Sienfeld
The Lord of the Rings
Most Disney Movies
You double-posted…or it’s the computer’s fault. How does white folk get around so easy on the internet? You need to learn about how to check for and remove certain data and programs known to make your computer act up on you.
Movies where they are the last of something or there are no Black people in
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last Samurai
The Mexican
Friends
Sienfeld
The Lord of the Rings ( unless I guess you count the Orks)
Most Disney Movies
the north face.
SWPL: Planning to run a marathon someday.
I like how if we made a book stuff black people like, we would be sued for everything we had and be called racist! Half of these things that you say and listed are false. You people are ignorant and obonxious!
white people like being mad at things they think they can’t do or say, but if you have the gonads ans the smarts also you can do it, so be happy Will , you can do whatever you want , except use the “N” word in public
So, you really believe that it would be viewed in exactly the same light if I were to make lists of things black people, mexicans, or native americans like; using a similar set of generalizations?
Hi! My name is Satire. I don’t believe we’ve met.
ooh please:
strange grammar whilst typing on the internets
usage of ebonics/medieval/colonial speak
foreign words/phrases, self-aware blogs with multiple disclaimers…
claiming mixed people are just the most gorgeous to explain their ‘exotic is erotic’ thang- in particular, white males whom used to get shoved into lockers/don’t go to the gym/are emasculated
Granola. White people love it.
And hacky sack.
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