Posted in Activities on January 11, 2009 | 1,075 Comments »
When someone goes through a stressful experience they usually require some time off to clear their head, regain focus, and recover from the pain and suffering. Of course, in white culture these experiences are most often defined as finishing high school, making it through three years of college, or working for eleven months straight with [...]
Posted in Activities on October 23, 2008 | Comments Off
Been a fun run for the 2nd tour. Thanks everyone for coming out to all the events. Tour ends with two dates in the Bay Area. Hope to see you there! Friday, October 24th – Berkeley, CA 7:30pm Berkley Arts & Letters First Congregational Church of Berkley 2345 Channing Way @ Dana Berkeley, CA Saturday, [...]
Posted in Activities on October 19, 2008 | Comments Off
Interesting facts about Portland Oregon – named the “Greenest city” in America by Popular Science – has the highest rate of microbreweries per capita – citizens are not allowed to pump their own gas – Rasheed Wallace once lived here – home of the Reed College Ultimate Frisbee team – and Stuff White People Like [...]
Posted in Activities on October 16, 2008 | Comments Off
Friday, October 17th – Houston, TX 7:00pm Talk & Signing Borders Houston, TX 3025 Kirby Houston, TX 77098
Posted in Activities on October 14, 2008 | Comments Off
Christian Lander will be making appearances in the Badger state this week. Hope to see you there. Wednesday, October 15th – Madison, WI 7:00pm Talk & Signing Borders Madison, WI 3750 University Ave. Madison, WI 53705 Thursday, October 16th – Milwaukee, WI 7:00pm Talk & Signing Borders Milwaukee, WI 8705 N. Port Washington Fox Point, [...]
Posted in Activities, Work on July 20, 2008 | 908 Comments »
In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development. The concept of working for little or no money underneath a superior has [...]
Posted in Activities, People on June 2, 2008 | 716 Comments »
By far, the easiest way to befriend a large group of white people is to organize and then participate in a game that is normally played by children. Unlike the practice of having their parents help with rent, this activity is a pleasant reminder to white people that they have not fully severed their ties [...]
Posted in Activities, People on May 28, 2008 | 2,617 Comments »
To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations. In many circumstances, [...]
Posted in Activities on April 10, 2008 | 1,784 Comments »
If you’ve been in a white person’s apartment or home you might have noticed a ball that looks like a cross between an egg and a football. It is a Rugby ball and it is an important sport for white people. They love Rugby for a number of reasons, the first of which is the [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on March 30, 2008 | 904 Comments »
White people have always been renowned for having ridiculously large music collections. So when file sharing gave white people a chance to acquire all the music they ever wanted, it felt as though it was an earned right and not a privilege. When (not if) you see a white male with a full iPod, ask [...]
Posted in Activities, Food & Beverage on March 18, 2008 | 974 Comments »
Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party. It is imperative that white people know how to host [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture, Food & Beverage on March 16, 2008 | 1,084 Comments »
Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that white people are so fond of. On March 17th, however, this exact same activity is [...]
Posted in Activities, Products, Work on March 11, 2008 | 1,006 Comments »
As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working anywhere, at [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on March 3, 2008 | 1,396 Comments »
Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it’s a trap. If you then attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people don’t actually enjoy [...]
Posted in Activities, Food & Beverage on February 26, 2008 | 862 Comments »
Water seems like a fairly simple concept. You turn on the tap, put glass underneath, and drink. Sadly, it is not this simple for white people. On the whole, they are unable to put a glass under a tap and just drink. In fact, this is such a strange concept that the city of New [...]
