Posted in Activities, Culture on February 24, 2008 | 2,012 Comments »
Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada. For example, [...]
Posted in Activities, People on February 22, 2008 | 1,208 Comments »
In general, white people love situations where they can’t lose. While this does account for the majority of their situations, perhaps the safest bet a white person can make is to buy a house in an up-and-coming neighborhood. White people like to live in these neighborhoods because they get credibility and respect from other white [...]
Posted in Activities, Travel on February 22, 2008 | 578 Comments »
In addition to accumulating sexual partners, binge drinking, drug use and learning, white people consider studying abroad to be one of the most important parts of a well rounded college education. Study Abroad allows people to leave their current educational institution and spend a semester or a year in Europe or Australia. Though study abroad [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture, People on February 20, 2008 | 1,040 Comments »
This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience. In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 17, 2008 | 656 Comments »
Music is very important to white people. It truly is the soundtrack to their lives, meaning that white people are constantly thinking about what songs would be on the soundtrack for the biopic. The problem is that most of the music that white people like isn’t really dance-friendly. More often the songs are about pain, [...]
Posted in Activities, tagged love on February 15, 2008 | 440 Comments »
Most studies on the topic of divorce, focus in on the obvious. For instance the median age of divorce for white men is 30.5 and 29 for women. This is usually around the time when white people further over analyze their lives and look for change, even if some of the stuff that they accomplished, [...]
Posted in Activities, People on February 10, 2008 | 1,038 Comments »
White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day. They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying [...]
Posted in Activities on February 10, 2008 | 754 Comments »
A good place to find white people on a Saturday is at a Bike Shop. Bike shops are almost entirely staffed and patronized by white people! But not all white people love bicycles in the same way, there is much diversity. First up, we have the younger urban white folks who absolutely love their fixed [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 7, 2008 | 982 Comments »
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 7, 2008 | 300 Comments »
One thing all white people believe is that natural medicine can cure everything. If you want to test this theory, think about which stores supply the bulk of natural/herbal remedies? Thats right! Whole Foods and Organic Co-ops! Because of a rather shady history, white people do not trust the pharmaceutical industry. Using pretty sound logic, [...]
Posted in Activities on February 4, 2008 | 1,115 Comments »
A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level. It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. [...]
Posted in Activities, Travel on February 4, 2008 | 304 Comments »
It is hardly a secret that all white people love being near water. And why wouldn’t they? It has so many of the activities that they love to do: swimming, kayaking, canoeing, sailing, and it’s a perfect place to read next to. But before we move on, let’s not gloss over that last point. White [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on February 3, 2008 | 593 Comments »
White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase. In modern white person culture, Whole Foods has replaces churches and cathedrals as the most important and relevant buildings in the community. There are some regions that do not have Whole Foods, but do have [...]
Posted in Activities, literature, People on February 1, 2008 | 498 Comments »
When white people go away to college, they tend to study what are knowns as the Arts. This includes actual Art, English, History, Classics, and Philosophy. These can of course be broken down further into Film, Womyn’s Studies (yes the spelling is correct), Communications, Gender Studies, and so forth. It is important to note that [...]
Posted in Activities, Culture on January 31, 2008 | 304 Comments »
Mornings are exceptionally important to white people, as witnessed by their love of breakfast places. However, some white people never go out for breakfast on a Sunday Morning. The reason? The Sunday edition of the New York Times. A perfect white sunday generally works like this. Wake up at around 8:45, if the paper is [...]
