Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 | 586 Comments »
Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2009 | 667 Comments »
During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2009 | 647 Comments »
Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2009 | 58 Comments »
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“Bonding with their Downward-facing Humans”
By: Bethany Lyttle. New York Times, April 8th, 2009.
Overview
White people like to make the most of their free time, but many of them discovered that time doing yoga was time away from their dog and time with their dog was time away from yoga. It was becoming a fairly [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 11, 2009 | 668 Comments »
Television is one of the keys to a white person’s heart. A proper reference to Arrested Development or the lending of a Wire Season on DVD are considered two of the easiest and most cost effective ways of getting a white person to like you. But with both of those shows off the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2009 | 920 Comments »
Since all white people consider themselves to be “creative,” they are constantly in need of products and accessories that will allow them to capture their thoughts. One of the more popular products in recent years has been the Moleskine notebook.
This particular type of notebook is very expensive and was quite popular with writers and artists [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009 | 602 Comments »
When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos.
But [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2009 | Comments Off
Date
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.
Location
Taper Hall of the Humanities 101 (THH 101)
University of Southern California, University Park Campus
Los Angeles, CA
Map
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2009 | Comments Off
MINNEAPOLIS, MN
Monday, January 26th, 4pm
University of Minnesota Bookstore
Coffman Memorial Union
300 Washington Ave. SE
Minneapolis, MN 55455
COLUMBUS, OH
Tuesday, January 27th, 7pm
Barnes & Noble/ OSU Bookstore
1958 N. High St.
Columbus, OH 43201
PHILADELPHIA, PA
Wednesday, January 28th, 7pm
Penn Bookstore
3601 Walnut St.
Philadelphia, PA 19104
ATLANTA
Thursday, January 29th, 7pm
The Euclid Ave. Yacht Club/ A Cappella Books
1136 Euclid Ave. NE
Atlanta, GA 30307
*book sold by A [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 4, 2009 | 481 Comments »
Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2009 | Comments Off
After a very close vote, it has been determined that 100% of the profits from the sale of these shirts will be donated to Children of the Night.
Thank you to everyone who voted and sent in suggestions, and please give much needed donations or service to the many non-profit organizations in need of help.
Click [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 26, 2008 | Comments Off
With over 500 suggestions for Non-Profit’s in need of help, it was simply impossible to select one. Instead, SWPL has chosen eleven possible non-profits to receive all proceeds from the Stuff White People Like T-Shirt from FatAmerican.tv.
The hope is that more people will be willing to check out all eleven and hopefully make much needed [...]
Posted in Travel, Uncategorized on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Thanks to a partnership with Fat American (http://www.fatamerican.tv), Stuff White People Like is now offering t-shirts that are now available for pre-order.
The shirts are American Apparel (of course) and 100% of the profits will be donated to charity. But we need help finding a non-profit organization in need of some assistance.
Please send an email to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2008 | 497 Comments »
Over the course of a calendar year, white people have ample opportunities for themed parties and drinking: Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, and Cinco De Mayo are the most popular officially sanctioned holidays. But that does not mean that white people shy away from creating their own impromptu themes for parties and evenings- mustache party! ’90s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2008 | 871 Comments »
For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political reasons.
White people love political prisoners because they are individuals [...]
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