Posted in Uncategorized on October 4, 2009 | 929 Comments »
Keeping up with art is hard; trips to galleries, enormous books, and costly bi-annual magazines are just a few of the many expenses you will incur during the process of attempting to stay current with art. While the challenge and difficult of this proposition would seem to actually attract more white people than dissuade them, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2009 | 1,133 Comments »
If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something.” White people refer to it as “camping.” When white people begin talking to you about camping they [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 13, 2009 | 898 Comments »
It is a guarantee that whenever it is announced that a popular book is being turned into a movie, white people will get upset. This is partly due to their fear that something they love will be made accessible to more people and thus enjoyed by more people which immediately decreases the amount of joy [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 | 991 Comments »
Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2009 | 1,272 Comments »
During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2009 | 1,408 Comments »
Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2009 | 139 Comments »
©2009 Stuart Isett/www.isett.com “Bonding with their Downward-facing Humans” By: Bethany Lyttle. New York Times, April 8th, 2009. Overview White people like to make the most of their free time, but many of them discovered that time doing yoga was time away from their dog and time with their dog was time away from yoga. It [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 11, 2009 | 922 Comments »
Television is one of the keys to a white person’s heart. A proper reference to Arrested Development or the lending of a Wire Season on DVD are considered two of the easiest and most cost effective ways of getting a white person to like you. But with both of those shows off the air, their [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2009 | 1,434 Comments »
Since all white people consider themselves to be “creative,” they are constantly in need of products and accessories that will allow them to capture their thoughts. One of the more popular products in recent years has been the Moleskine notebook. This particular type of notebook is very expensive and was quite popular with writers and [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009 | 1,008 Comments »
When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2009 | Comments Off
Date Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 at 7:30 p.m. Location Taper Hall of the Humanities 101 (THH 101) University of Southern California, University Park Campus Los Angeles, CA Map
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2009 | Comments Off
MINNEAPOLIS, MN Monday, January 26th, 4pm University of Minnesota Bookstore Coffman Memorial Union 300 Washington Ave. SE Minneapolis, MN 55455 COLUMBUS, OH Tuesday, January 27th, 7pm Barnes & Noble/ OSU Bookstore 1958 N. High St. Columbus, OH 43201 PHILADELPHIA, PA Wednesday, January 28th, 7pm Penn Bookstore 3601 Walnut St. Philadelphia, PA 19104 ATLANTA Thursday, January [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 4, 2009 | 703 Comments »
Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2009 | Comments Off
After a very close vote, it has been determined that 100% of the profits from the sale of these shirts will be donated to Children of the Night. Thank you to everyone who voted and sent in suggestions, and please give much needed donations or service to the many non-profit organizations in need of help. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 26, 2008 | Comments Off
With over 500 suggestions for Non-Profit’s in need of help, it was simply impossible to select one. Instead, SWPL has chosen eleven possible non-profits to receive all proceeds from the Stuff White People Like T-Shirt from FatAmerican.tv. The hope is that more people will be willing to check out all eleven and hopefully make much [...]
