Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009 | 959 Comments »
When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2009 | Comments Off
Date Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 at 7:30 p.m. Location Taper Hall of the Humanities 101 (THH 101) University of Southern California, University Park Campus Los Angeles, CA Map
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2009 | Comments Off
MINNEAPOLIS, MN Monday, January 26th, 4pm University of Minnesota Bookstore Coffman Memorial Union 300 Washington Ave. SE Minneapolis, MN 55455 COLUMBUS, OH Tuesday, January 27th, 7pm Barnes & Noble/ OSU Bookstore 1958 N. High St. Columbus, OH 43201 PHILADELPHIA, PA Wednesday, January 28th, 7pm Penn Bookstore 3601 Walnut St. Philadelphia, PA 19104 ATLANTA Thursday, January [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 4, 2009 | 650 Comments »
Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 1, 2009 | Comments Off
After a very close vote, it has been determined that 100% of the profits from the sale of these shirts will be donated to Children of the Night. Thank you to everyone who voted and sent in suggestions, and please give much needed donations or service to the many non-profit organizations in need of help. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 26, 2008 | Comments Off
With over 500 suggestions for Non-Profit’s in need of help, it was simply impossible to select one. Instead, SWPL has chosen eleven possible non-profits to receive all proceeds from the Stuff White People Like T-Shirt from FatAmerican.tv. The hope is that more people will be willing to check out all eleven and hopefully make much [...]
Posted in Travel, Uncategorized on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Thanks to a partnership with Fat American (http://www.fatamerican.tv), Stuff White People Like is now offering t-shirts that are now available for pre-order. The shirts are American Apparel (of course) and 100% of the profits will be donated to charity. But we need help finding a non-profit organization in need of some assistance. Please send an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2008 | 606 Comments »
Over the course of a calendar year, white people have ample opportunities for themed parties and drinking: Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, and Cinco De Mayo are the most popular officially sanctioned holidays. But that does not mean that white people shy away from creating their own impromptu themes for parties and evenings- mustache party! ’90s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2008 | 1,013 Comments »
For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political reasons. White people love political prisoners because they are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 1, 2008 | Comments Off
On Newsstands Now. Read the first installment at PlentyMag.com.
Posted in Uncategorized on November 18, 2008 | 2,823 Comments »
All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity. With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 9, 2008 | 1,093 Comments »
Throughout history, white people have a pretty poor record when it comes to promises (see Americans, Native for examples). Thankfully, modern white people are trying to erase the shame of the past by making promises to themselves that they will never keep. Writing a novel, going vegan, or sending their future kid to public school [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 4, 2008 | 2,649 Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2008 | 447 Comments »
When it comes to holidays, there are few that white people like more than Halloween. This is in spite of the fact that white people are required to spend almost the entire year preparing for it. But unlike Thanksgiving or Christmas, the preparation requires little emotional labor. Though it does require extensive physical and mental [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2008 | 971 Comments »
When it comes to food, all white people are either allergic to/or have stopped eating everything you consider delicious. It’s a good idea to come to grips with the concept, because it will save you a lot of headaches. But when white people come to your house, you are forced to deal with the problem [...]
