Posted in Travel, Uncategorized on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Thanks to a partnership with Fat American (http://www.fatamerican.tv), Stuff White People Like is now offering t-shirts that are now available for pre-order. The shirts are American Apparel (of course) and 100% of the profits will be donated to charity. But we need help finding a non-profit organization in need of some assistance. Please send an [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2008 | 652 Comments »
Over the course of a calendar year, white people have ample opportunities for themed parties and drinking: Halloween, St. Patrick’s Day, and Cinco De Mayo are the most popular officially sanctioned holidays. But that does not mean that white people shy away from creating their own impromptu themes for parties and evenings- mustache party! ’90s [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2008 | 1,049 Comments »
For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political reasons. White people love political prisoners because they are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on December 1, 2008 | Comments Off
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Posted in Uncategorized on November 18, 2008 | 3,170 Comments »
All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity. With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 9, 2008 | 1,179 Comments »
Throughout history, white people have a pretty poor record when it comes to promises (see Americans, Native for examples). Thankfully, modern white people are trying to erase the shame of the past by making promises to themselves that they will never keep. Writing a novel, going vegan, or sending their future kid to public school [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on November 4, 2008 | 2,738 Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2008 | 477 Comments »
When it comes to holidays, there are few that white people like more than Halloween. This is in spite of the fact that white people are required to spend almost the entire year preparing for it. But unlike Thanksgiving or Christmas, the preparation requires little emotional labor. Though it does require extensive physical and mental [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2008 | 1,050 Comments »
When it comes to food, all white people are either allergic to/or have stopped eating everything you consider delicious. It’s a good idea to come to grips with the concept, because it will save you a lot of headaches. But when white people come to your house, you are forced to deal with the problem [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 2, 2008 | 1,153 Comments »
As the temperature starts to drop, many white people are forced to start wearing winter coats. Though many will simply don outdoor performance gear, a great number will turn to the #1 white winter jacket of all time: The Pea Coat. The Pea Coat was originally worn by sailors and members of the European Navy. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 2, 2008 | Comments Off
A cartoon version of “Classical Music” has been done by Blogjam cartoonist Greg Williams of the Tampa Tribune. click for full size
Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2008 | 703 Comments »
Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes there are a few exceptions. The most notable is Soccer since for some reason it is wrong to get fired up about Football game, but right to get fired up about a Football match. The second sport (term used [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 15, 2008 | 676 Comments »
Before you begin hanging around with white people, you should know that all white humor comes from three sources: The Simpsons, Monty Python, and The Onion. If you are not presently familiar with The Onion, you should visit TheOnion.com immediately as it is essential in your development and cultivation of white friendships. If you are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 10, 2008 | 275 Comments »
“In an Evolving Harlem, Newcomers Try to Fit In” by: Timothy Williams. The New York Times, Sept. 6, 2008. Overview Recently the New York Times has been spending so much time covering stuff white people don’t like (Sarah Palin) that it has failed to live up to its duty of chronicling the experiences of white [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on September 4, 2008 | Comments Off
This Friday September 5th, Stuff White People Like Author Christian Lander will be making a guest appearance on Late Night With Conan O’Brien. NBC 12:35 / 11:35 C
