Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2008 | 238 Comments »
Men banned from national parks after vandalism. From The Boston Globe, August 22, 2008. Summary: Two white people from the Somerville, MA created an organization called “TEAL: Typo Eradication Advancement League,” and vowed to travel across the country fixing typos. This is especially interesting since every other time two late 20s white males have traveled [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on August 22, 2008 | Comments Off
Stuff White People Like has entered its seventh week on the New York Times Best Seller List! In related news, the book will be released on September 1st in Australia through Hardie Grant Publishing. It will be available in all fine book shops in throughout Australia.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2008 | 1,016 Comments »
Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug. Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European, it is completely unacceptable for them to act like rappers. This distaste [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2008 | 905 Comments »
Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 23, 2008 | Comments Off
LOS ANGELES – Tuesday, July 29th, 7:00 PM Book Soup 8818 Sunset Blvd. (map) Los Angeles, CA 310. 659.3110 AUSTIN, TX – August 7th, 7:00 p.m. BookPeople 603 North Lamar Blvd Austin, Texas 512.472.4288 VICTORIA, BC – August 10th, 2:00 p.m. Chapters Victoria 1212 Douglas Street, Victoria, BC VANCOUVER, BC – August 12, 7:00 P.M. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 12, 2008 | Comments Off
http://apps.facebook.com/stuffwhitepeoplelike/results.php After a successful beta run, the Stuff White People Like Facebook application is now live. Though the book contains the definitive and authoritative quiz to determine whiteness, this Facebook application contains an all new set of questions and the ability to see the whitest users and networks on the popular social networking site. Currently, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2008 | Comments Off
BOSTON – Thursday, July 10, 7:00pm Harvard Book Store 1256 Massachusetts Ave. (Map) Cambridge, MA 02138 SEATTLE – Tuesday July 15th, 6/8 p.m. http://www.onepot.org In tribute to this scaldingly fun satire of many of us, we are throwing a dinner, along with One Pot at The Hideout on Tuesday, July 15. Dinner is at 6pm [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 30, 2008 | Comments Off
Stuff White People Like is being released in book stores today. It’s also available from the following online retailers: Amazon Barnes and Noble Book Sense Borders Powell’s In Canada: Indigo/Chapters Amazon.ca Features: 50% new content, exclusive to the book! The definitive quiz to determine your precise whiteness level How to name a white child Where [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2008 | 1,777 Comments »
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Coinciding with the release of the Stuff White People Like book on Tuesday, July 1st, Audible, the leading provider of audiobooks and spoken word content on the internet, is releasing an audio version that can be downloaded to iPods and other compatible MP3 players. To learn more about the digital download version click here.
Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2008 | 372 Comments »
Statistics By: David Munoz of Panda Force White people hate math. If you want to befriend white people, mention “that weird Asian calculus teacher who drew perfect circles” and how much you hated his class (bonus points if you mention how your parents made you get an even worse tutor who was more clueless than [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2008 | 533 Comments »
Comparing People to Hitler By: Isaac “Absent” Amirian Being a truly advanced white person means being able to speak with authority about pretty much any field of conversation- especially politics. In order for white people to streamline the process of knowing everything, all human beings can be neatly filed into one of two categories: People [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2008 | 356 Comments »
Being Excessively Early For Events, Classes, Meetings, Work, Parties, Etc By: Eve A. White people will frequently show up to various events 15- 35 minutes early for no reason at all. A favorite quote used to explain this phenomenon is “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable”. What this means [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2008 | 247 Comments »
Appearing Empathetic with Personal Anecdotes of ”Poverty” By: Kerri Scheer of Peterborough, Ontario. Most responsible, socially-conscience white people are aware of the need for sympathy towards less fortunate groups. It is the pleasure, and the perceived duty, of white people to discuss the plights of others with sympathy. An advanced white person, however, recognizes that [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2008 | 295 Comments »
The Stuff White People Like contest received over 685 entries! Unfortunately, narrowing that field down to three winners proved to be too difficult and the decision was made to award the prize to five people with each of the winning entries to be posted this week. Each winner will receive a copy of Stuff White [...]
