This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.
White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).
White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.
Stuff White People Like 
I miss you guys! Hugs and kisses Anerythristic, be back in a few!
White people like to analyze their food. At the farmers market the white organic farmers and the Hispanic farmers will let you sample and can talk about the food. The one year a black person tried to run a pastry/baked goods stand at the local farmers market, the failed miserably because they wrapped everything in plastic wrap, they used foam containers instead of recycled paper bags, and they would not sample or talk to the patrons.
What happened to my comment?
“their passion for sustainability.” Ha!
I’m so white that on Saturday mornings when I take out my dog I say, “Let’s go to the Farmer’s Market” and henot only knows where we’re going and pulls in the right direction, but when we get there, he stops at each stand that gives him food.
now of course there is a logic problem between the statement “the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).” and the previous post’s “Fact #2 – White people like feeling smart without doing work – 2 hours in a theater is easier than 10 hours with book.” considering fast food nation was successfully filmed.
That man is basically clear, therefore ineligible for any colour at all.
10 hours to read Fast Food Nation? Obviously you’re an uneducated colored person, us whites read the whole book during our lunch break.
this blog is disgusting
I once knew a white guy who was a local herb merchant, but then he got arrested for it.
stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
Oh snap! (cool terminology). I’m white and I not only love farmers’ markets, I grow food for farmers markets! Yes, I’m an organic farmer. I am so ashamed I will flog myself with kohlrabi for 7 hours. Damn, just when I thought I wasn’t one of “those” white people.
this one hurts.
i love farmers markets.
i lived practically next door to one fer 10 years and never went.
now, 10 years later, me and my girl drive 30 miles one way to go to the same FM.
Well if you knew your stuff…..they don’t allow dogs at the farmers market.
Who ever wrote this had way too much time on their hands…look at me…I’m spelling correctly. What a concept.
Some people may find this funny….but I don’t. If you are practicing half this stuff, and YOU are white because you actually care about “something” other than yourself, its a good thing in my book. Guess I have to eat grey meat from McDonald’s, throw my McDonalds bag out on the freeway, and think inside the box….guess that’s the NONwhite way to do it.
Here’s to you FAT & CANCEROUS AMERICA.
RE: Annonymous #11
“stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!”
We smoke opium, ass. Heroin is for fashion models and Vietnam vets.
Apparently a stuff that white people like is having no sense of humor.
I take my dog to the farmer’s market at Union Square weekly. Yes they are allowed there. And yes I am a white. So white that my vegetables are local and organic and my dog is a rescue and enjoy mentioning how he was so traumatized by his past.
sooo true
Are you sure you’re speaking for today’s white person?
The new white person’s food book The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan.
Joey is right. I work at a library, and white people are constantly checking out The Omnivore’s Dilemma, along with Michael Pollan’s new food book as well. There are holds on most of the copies of both. I was assigned TOD in college and never read it, or even bought it for that matter. This omnivore’s only dilemma is trying to figure out how to get to Burger King before it closes.
Wait, wait, wait…
While you say every white person has read Fast Food Nation, it is by no means a WHITE PERSON book. It is actually required reading now in my culinary classes and I have (politely) asked many a person to take a quick look at it’s contents simply to educate them on the state of the food they consume everyday. Particularly since most of the people I know subsist primarily on fast food. I only wish they could afford to hire me to cook for them on a weekly basis. Which ironically is mostly white, upper-class families who visit… Farmers…. Markets…..
damn…
funny posts, though. And given my vocabulary, would you guess I am not from this country, but from Latin America?
This blog is hilarious. (And I’m white. And I love farmer’s markets and riding my bike.) That angry white person up there is making me feel embarrassed. don’t you hate when white people are uncool like that?
PS., I love Michael Pollan!
Don’t forget the other reason people go to farmer’s markets are to bring their cloth shopping bags and show off to each other that they’re helping to save the earth too. Mine is green!
You need to mention Michael Pollan.
isn’t that person in the picture… a dude?
This might be the funniest blog I’ve ever read. Such great satire! (Thanks for leading me here, Just Jared.) It’s all so true! I come from a predominately (about 99%) white outer ring suburb of Cleveland and they started having farmers’ markets on our town square a few summers ago. God, the yuppies love their farmers’ markets. I actually knew people who would go just to “walk around and see who else is there.” My parents would go every week and spend a ton of money on stuff we never ate. Everything I’ve read so far is so true!
you should precise for american white person rich and educated and living in a big city .
This site is funny, and definitely head on (though, of course, reverse racist).
As a white person though, its important to note that almost everything listed on here fits the stereotype of only a certain segment of the white population: the blue-state, yuppie types.
Come down here to South Carolina or anywhere else in rural/red America, and you will find white people who abhor all of these things (Whole Foods, indie rock, “diversity” for the sake of diversity) as any other group of people looking in from the outside.
So, to be fair, 29% of white people are registered democrats, and of those, a large percentage are blue-collar workers in the Rust Belt who despise pretentiousness, therapy, and divorce.
I’d say you are only talking about 1/4 of the American white population.
Now, let me go take a cab to the 711 and ponder all the South Asian stereotypes I can come up with.
There’s one in my town that is annoyingly hip (mainly white) that I avoid until tomato season. Gotta have the ‘maters.
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Yeah, what I don’t get is the people who are offended. This is hilarious!
I’m loving this blog. I am white and love to poke fun at our racial stereotypes…and everyone else’s to be honest. However, since moving to the Gulf Coast, I see about a 50/50 mix of blacks and whites at the Farmer’s Market. Don’t know if it’s just because there a closer ratio in the population or what but the farmer’s market down here is definitely not just a white thing.
Oh, and for all the white people who are offended…don’t take life so seriously. If you can’t laugh at yourself, well…I mean…um…you suck.
waste of money. only snobby rich liberals shop there.. idiot.
And Yet Again…
not eating crap = sissy white stuff
P.S. Did you know that Fast Food Nation author Eric Schlosser was an Executive Producer on the film “There Will Be Blood?”
(which I guess is a white film, because it won an Oscar)
One more thing: I think this blogger would say that eating vegetables AT ALL* qualifies as white. You know it.
*other than french fries
I DONT AGREE WITH THE ASIAN COMMENT
. i HAVE ONE ASIAN FRIEND (GUY) AND ALL MY OTHER WHITE GUY FRIENDS… WE HAD A DISCUSSION THE OTHER DAY.. NONE OF US FIND ASIAN GIRLS ATTRACTIVE, INCLUDING MY ASIAN FRIEND.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?
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#27 james smith: reverse racism doesn’t exist dumbass…racism is racism.
quick, i don’t want to be an uncle tom, let me do the exact opposite of this list! Where’s mah mikky D’s? I’m luvin it! mmmm mmm!
Ha. Great site. I am 33, white, and liberal–and I think this stuff is hilarious. I fit in about 50% of this–the other 50% I make fun of (microbrews, etc.)
That said, the first Farmer’s Market’s I went to were actually in small, rural towns in Southern Illinois and Missouri. Locals went to the town square and sold their fruits, veggies, baked goods, etc. It was a good place to get fresh stuff in one sitting.
It wasn’t until I experienced the Farmer’s Market “experience” in Madison, Wisconsin did I realize it was the “white” person thing to do. I like the Farmer’s Market–but more so because I remember the original ones I went to back home.
Anyway–great site. I have to be able to laugh at myself and I certainly fit the bill here 🙂
white people are kind of like stamps…
http://www.garbarrassing.com
jesus this post is so true, i worked on a local farm located in a rural area near yuppieville suburbia and goddamn do i hate ‘those’ kind of white people. the ironic part is all the lies the farmers perpetrated on their poor unsuspecting rich white clientele.
I’ve never read the book. (I have read some others)
We have a farmer’s market in Eugene (the ultimate city for white people), I only go to listen to white guys play a didgeridoo. I never buy anything.
Stuff Covert Rascist Pseudo Ethnic Comedians LIKE:
1. Making fun of white people, in what they consider to be a witty way, so much so it becomes annoying
2. Talking about white peoples ‘strange’ quirks 50% of their free time because theyre not racist just “curious”
3. Saying things like “nothing personal but white people are sooo…”
4. Being literally obsessed with white people, what white people do, how white people act and accussing everyone who isnt white of being white because their skin happens to be somewhat light in color.
5. Not having a life that doesnt involve talking about white people or someone they perceive to be white for obnoxious amounts of time…daily
6. Pretending they are smarter then “white people” or those they perceive to be white. Secretly wishing they were white in order to feel better about themselves. NOTE: they would never admit this though so dont ask
7. Never shutting up about white people to the point where “white” people dont want them around because they are so damn annoying and insecure
8. Hating “white” people whether they are white or not (but appear white) they love loathing white people. In a joking manner of course! That way they can accuse you of not having a sense of humor. It seems they would make a career of it if they could.
9. avoiding getting a life
10. not being capable of ‘getting over it’
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Regarding post #14: ANONYMOUS WHITE GIRL
Au contraire, mon frere! Many Farmers Markets do indeed allow folks to bring their pooches.
Stop by Rhinebeck, New York’s farmers market and you’ll see all sorts of dogs, having a good time socializing with all the other lucky pooches out and about for the day.
I much prefer the company of the four-footed creatures than the snotty little kids the uppity New York City weekenders are pushing around in their ridiculous carriages, not mindful of how to yield to anyone outside their own bloodlines.
…..and don’t even get me going about how rude (“Hey! I was next!”) these temporary residents behave.
Evidently one ‘stuff’ that is liked almost universally, regardless of race or ethnicity, is the misuse of the plural possessive.
I live in western PA. Very rural.
Cheap, fresh veggies, bread, honey, butter, etc…
Plus, the added bonus of being white! Ahhhhh!
Funny, I live next door to a farmer’s market and maybe 10% of the shoppers there are white. Of course, I live in a big city.
It seems like just about everything in your blog could be applied to intelligent, conscientious people.
Perhaps being intelligent and conscientious is a White thing.
This list seems more like its all stuff that other races specifically don’t like…thats kinda garbage
http://www.garbarrassing.com
for funny stuff that everyone likes…
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I’m NOT white and I LOVE the framer’s market. So does my dog.
only white people would like this blog, and only white people would be inconsiderate/solipsistic enough not to realize the implications of this funny joke. ie. that apparently black or asian or whatever people other than white people don’t like healthy food, or doing anything that is good or redeeming. them colored folk like to eat poop I guess, eh?
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white people need to be proud of their list, why aren’t whites ever proud of their heritage???
#63 “why aren’t whites ever proud of their heritage???”
If a White person is “proud” of anything they are called racist and many other lame hateful slurs. I agree it’s bad.
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Do the single, women that shop at Farmer’s Markets put out quicker than the MILFs in the veggie isle of the supermarket? I may have to reconsider my shopping regimen.
Do the women that shop at Farmers Markets put out quicker than the MILFs in the veggie isle of the supermarket? If so, I just may have to reconsider my weekly shopping regimen?
you forgot to mention the resuable hemp shopping bag!
Oh, and one poster (she was an angry white!) snapped, “Dog’s aren’t allowed,” well, at my local markets they are. So there, take your organic, free range chicken and…..ooops!
#11. You’re not a racist, you’re an idiot and obviously comfortable in your white “privilege” of anonymity.
Oh yeah….# 58.
You lighten up because I am not white either and found that 80 of the 90 things on here I really adore. (ducks shots from black people) I heart me some Farmers Markets…with my dog of course.
100% hilarious and true!
#70,
I think #11 is trying to prove a point (that this blog is in some way racist). Both of you need to grow up and enjoy the humor.
In my city, the farmer’s market have independent vendors who get all their produce from “produce row” just like the grocery store chains do. They unbox them, put them in piles, attach small price signs to each pile or overhead, and wait for the ravening hoards. No actual farmers in the place! I guess that little detail is ignored….
lol, its funny how mad people get …. but to be fair, who doesn’t love farmers markets, theres one right here in Chicago, i go to it all the time …. and from what i’ve seen its full of Mexicans and blacks …. ….. i guess there slowly becoming white or something …. lol
Honkies.
Typical limp-wristed patter. You must hail from some holier than thou urban enclave where competitions in wit over the de jour frothy caffeinated beverage passes for a form of mental athletics. Go get another liberal arts degree–and don’t forget to wipe.
humility is so awesome, try it out? I wish you could buy a sense of humor, at a farmers market
oh, Scoff, So dirty- Your diction, however, is oh so wonderful! Bet you feel amazing, typing away with such class! Encore, good sir, encore!
HA…want to have some fun and really confuse white people? Go to the aforementioned Madison Farmer’s Market and go in a ‘counter-clockwise’ fashion around the the circle of vendors. It’s hard to do, the flow of white people being so strong and so determined in it’s conformity to move ‘clok-wise’!
There are plenty of non-whites who shop at the local farmer’s market. Of course they may have other goals than sustainability (e.g., lack of ethnic produce a the local supermarkets, possibility of getting stuff dirt cheap when the market closes …)
There are plenty of people who shop at farmers markets because of the environment. White people probably talk about it more because they are impossible to find unless you know someone who has been to one. They are the least publicized things.
That being said I love them. To find out how to get to a farmers market go to:
http://green4u.wordpress.com
Lol. I love Farmer’s markets and my parents used to go hunting for them when we were on family vacations. I recently moved to NoVa and found out there’s a farmer’s market about 5 minutes from me.
Here in Salt Lake City, white people also like the Farmer’s Market because it’s in the “bad” side of town, in a park frequented by the homeless and crack smokers. (who somehow mysteriously disappear when the white people come with their fishnet shopping bags and big dogs on Saturday and then show up again later that evening). Anyway, this gives white people a chance to tell their friends “I really value diversity. I go down to the west side once a week and mix with populations of color.”
Love this site.
Also most of the white people who you are speaking of:
– think the produce is better for them because they spent three times what you would at a regular store.
– makes them authentic tree huggers because things are labeled “organic”
– they have never been to an actual farm or picked their own vegetable, so it makes them feel earthy by proxy.
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So SLC’s people of colour are beige as opposed to the majority eggshell? It’s so white they paint their temple’s gleaming white!
If SLC got any whiter, it would collapse in on itself to form a black hole, the other side would be Pre Katrina Chocolate City.
The stuff you pick from the farm is caked in pesticides anywayz. Nothing like biting into a nice juicy peach and having your face look like you’ve been snorting DDT.
My mom and her white middle age liberal lady friends will drive an hour and a half to Madison every week to go to that damn farmers market! It really is quite an “experience” to say the least. To make matters worse, my mom will talk to every single vendor for FOREVER about what they are selling, how they grow it, when they first got into the farmers market scene, etc, etc. This often makes the farmers market experience day-long affair.
I’m not gonna lie; I like checking out the Madison farmers market too. But spending 3 hours driving once a week so I can buy some organic honey sticks just isn’t worth it!
I pooped my pants
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Flip the script and white folks are this way to just about everyone else in reverse. With a smug superiority complex to boot!
Some of the things on this site are not that bad. But, even though alot of these things initially had altruist,environmentalist, spiritual,political purposes, these things now are ways to promote status as opposed to serious change! This, whites have perfected to an art farm.
Awesome post. I work at farmer’s markets and it’s true, it is super white. While paying $50-$70 for the 3 lbs of cheese they’d bought from me they’d tell me what wine they were going to pair it with when they joined their friends for a picnic lunch at Ravinia (if you are from chicago you will know what I mean by that). No doubt they are going to enjoy a live performance of A Prairie Home Companion either nostalgically or ironically.
And I hate on them and call them “The Ravinia People” but then I pack up my own picnic basket full of cheese and prepare for a Garrison Keillor filled night of nostalgia. How I loathe myself!
I live in the whitest city in America: Charlottesville, Virginia. This site makes me laugh every single entry. Well done. I’m going to go to bed now so I can go to our farmer’s market in the morning.
Actually, it was your good vocabulary that clearly gives away the fact that you are NOT from the US.
I shoot my food. Does that mean I’m not white anymore? 😕
I am white and I have NEVER read that book, I saw that one movies about mcdonalds though but It just made me want a double cheeseburger from the dollar menu!
I’m white and I would rather get my food from the frozen food section at Albertson’s
64% of people in the US on welfare are White!
Whites hate to admit (the government is happy that you feel this way) that they are worse off then most of the population, but since its not uncommon to see or be related to a white person that is rich or well off the disquise remains. Visit the Mid-West or states such as Idaho, Montana, ND, SD, etc… where there are so few Blacks and other minorities and you will see poverty that will spin your head around and viola all the faces are white.
If it makes you feel any better:
stuffwhitepeoplelike – abortion
stuffwhitepeoplelike – believing everything they read
stuffwhitewomenlike – believing affimitive action does not pertain to them.
There; now call me racist! Actaully I consider myself ignorant for playing your game “Anonymous”
My shopping bag is had sewn with organic bamboo cloth.
Good on ya AA. I’m with you on that – it’s all about a healthy sense of humour and being able to laugh at yourself
I…I love farmers markets. I LOVE them! I drive far distances to go to them. I even go to farmers markets in other countries. I know where to get the best apples and each variety and whether its better for cooking or eating and I know when asparagus are in season and that jerusalem artichokes really are not artichokes at all…Im so ashamed.
It unfortunately seems that some racial bigots have found their way onto this site. I make a motion to have the webmaster remove any inappropriate/harmful comments. We white folk after all have a tarnishes track record already, no need for some few and far between hard ons to ruin an fun and innocent website like this.
whats wrong with abortion? more people should get them so theres less cul de sac women pushing their double wide strollers through crowded places where little kids should not be allowed
Milf Milf Ass Lesbian Milf…
I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view…
is this black people writing this stuff cuz i dont find it funny at all
“If you are practicing half this stuff, and YOU are white because you actually care about “something” other than yourself”
I’ll have to agree that most of the discussion on this topic seems to point to the idea that white people care about something, and That something goes beyond their person. People of color do this as well. It seems from media hype that white people tend to be more accutely aware of what they are doing than non-whites. Maybe we are just late to the game.
You are taking this blog way too seriously woman. lighten up bitch
Yup. They is screwin with your mind Joey.
Clever blog. Madison, WI’s FM finally begins 4/19… Anyone excited? I am.
Dayum but do I love being white. Our farmer’s market’s peaches are delectable. I can’t wait until they’re in season. I’m going to take my mutt up and snag me some fresh baked bread, as well.
Ah, the joys of my liberal whitey culture never cease to amaze me.
You just make me appreciate my lifestyle more. I would just DIE if I had to live in a HOOD where no one can understand the simple joy of organic snack foods.
WHITE PRIDE!
I love the farmers market so much I made a special page about it on my blog. http://madisonmania.wordpress.com/farmers-market/
Go Madison!
Fuck you, bitch. Shut your whine hole and get me a beer or I’m going to punch you in the baby, too.
“Reverse racist”? Are you semi-retarded or something?
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Racism (racist):
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3. hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
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How — in any way, shape or form — is racist monologue (actual, semi-comedic, satirical, hyperbolic, whatever kind) “reverse” here?
Either the posts are race-based or they aren’t, and either you find the content to be prejudicial or you do not. The posts are indeed based on racial viewpoints and observations, so we have the first one. The idea that they are somehow espousing intolerance or hatred is debatable, but let’s say you *do* find them prejudicial (for the sake of argument and as implied by your use of the word “racist”). If the comments are racially based and prejudicial, that would be called “racist”, regardless of which race the author is or which race they are talking about. If they are not racially prejudicial, it’s not racism, but something else.
“Reverse racism” is a useless, meaningless term. Pay attention, fucktard.
First, capslock off, jackass.
Second, wrong fucking topic/post, you brainless sack of gelatin.
People like you make me wish there were apportioned areas of the internet based on some measurement of critical thinking and communication skills.
I can see the signs now… “Slower thinking people keep to the AOL network, please.”
“Smug superiority complex”? That or you happen to feel inferior in your own head because of your shitty self-esteem and it has nothing to do with race at all.
An excellent point (if a little pedantic ;-). Now head to xkcd (http://www.xkcd.com/386/) and vent about stepping on your own punchline with improper sentence structure.
What, you don’t see the “Reply to this comment” links or something?
That said, I know what you mean; too often there is a double-standard applied about racial discourse, from many areas of society, white or not.
I really do live next door to a farmers market. And I’m a vegetarian. And I drank espresso so much that i got a hernia in my esophagus in 2 years. (BTW). I guess this is all in good fun, but it does seem like the items on this list have rather cynical explanations. Ye of little faith…
Also a lot of these explanations seem to imply that all white people are rich. A phallacy, and a bold one. I live in a small liberal rural town in upstate new york…and yet most of my friends are not rich, and a lot of the people that really live here are middle class or poor. I have seen the “white people” that come up here to get charmed, go back to their roots and buy “local” overpriced stuff. But we call them cidiots.
I noticed also on this list it said that white people hate republicans. If that were true Bush would never even have been in office. A lot of idiot white people voted for him, and practically noone else. So my conclusion would be that white people don’t hate republicans, because a lot of them are republicans.
One last note, a lot of white people are voraciously the same religion as their parents.
I think you must live in the city, and have become fed up with BS, who wouldn’t be. But just know this, not all white people are from cities, and not all white people are niave culture clowns.
To make you happy, we can say that SOME white people dont have a sense of humor. or that SOME white people dont realize that even though you don’t consider you or your friends rich, compare yourselves to people around the world. Perhaps you should get out of your cocoon more often?
ahhhh this whole website is stupid.
im quite sure non-white people have abortions too. infact i saw adverts for it when i went to south africa this year. its not a thing you can avoid in any country.
anti-abortion people annoy me. it all seems pretty idealistic to think it shouldnt be legal. its not even as if id ever have one, and i dotn necessarily think its the right thing to do but aaahhh fundamentalists annoy me. people that try and impose all their opinions onto everyone and make humungeous genralisations and stuff.
I feel so validated. I hate vegtables, and the places that sell them. Despise going to the Farmers Market. And the off-leash park. Hate the obsession with food, children, pets, self, self-actualization, spirituality, home renovations, and travelling. I do like money, however. And reading.
I buy my food from a shop, fuck you people.
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thats not really an accurate statistic seeing as there are more white people in this country then blacks, so of course there would be more whites on welfare. Find the statistics for the percentage of blacks on welfare, vs the number of whites on welfare…whole different story
This isn’t as witty as the other one’s. It actually IS important to support local agriculture. It is really pretentious to put something that’s actually progressive (unlike celebs being global warming advocates despite flying in private jets) and making it seem pathetic.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
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Here in the South you see PLENTY of Black people at farmer’s markets – of course they’re all clustered around the WATERMELON booth!
And black people love some dogs too – only pit bulls though
um, it is called satire in the lit biz, as we wights like to call it. I realize it is a form many wight people have abandoned for blind literal minded PCism, and some people might not be able to appreciate is any more. but seriously, what the hell, stop whining and laff.
HA! You’re ssssooooo white.
hey there still fun
: }
it good to make fun of yourself every once in a while
no but you sound like an idiot
what you like driving people nuts
besides its called what white people like not
everyone else
I am white.
This is the first time I have ever heard of farmers market.
I really couldn’t care less about helping local economy just myself.
I do like being outdoors, but preferable somewhere more exciting then this.
I have never read Fast Food Nation, but i think I may have heard about it.
wtf. this is the stupidest shit. who made this site? a black person? cuz that means u know all of this shit. what to u follow a fuckin white person around and see where they go and do? cuz thats just one person.
This is a big manhattan thing. Without question.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
Roberto, good reminder to lighten up but treating others respectfully is always a good idea so no need to use derogatory terms to describe women.
did you say “uneducated colored person”? clearly you don’t know any black people or you would be a little more careful with your insults. let me guess…you’ve voting for McCain AND you work for Fox News.
Anonymous bitter white girl – where do you reside? they allow dogs at every Farmers Market i’ve gone to in Los Angeles and all the surrounding areas.
careful with your “NONwhite way…” comments. i understand that this is probably your “white” attempt at humor but you sound like a card carrying racist. OK so you can spell, but you’re bitter with no sense of humor, so what good is it.
don’t be mad cause you’re white – us NONwhites that can spell aren’t mad at you at all.
I crocheted mine.
Oh, damn…I’m white too!
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I thought it was right on. Whether you like it or not, Farmers Markets are something white people like.
Also, I DO think there’s way too much importance placed on local produce. I believe people should be focused on eating the best food at the best price, regardless of where it comes from. That’s what we do with every other product we buy, right? We buy the best shoes at the best price, and they probably come from Asia. We buy the best books at the best price, and the writer probably lives far far away. We watch the best movies at the best price, and they’re produced in Hollywood. My point is, we got to where we are as a civilization by looking around us and selecting the best option at the best price, regardless of where it comes from. If you build a wall around your community and don’t let anything better in, and you don’t let the greatness of your community out, in time you’ll be on the losing end of progress.
If you really think the Farmers Market food is superior (most of the time it is) to imported food, and you’re happy with the price, then by all means…buy it. But don’t make it seem like a moral obligation, just because it was grown locally.
“Phallacy” … HA!
That’s a good one. Seriously …
I also think you should take this blog more seriously. You didn’t invest nearly enough time in thinking about how to refute all the sterling points they made.
Really – more seriously …
I go to my local farmer’s market because I live in a small town and me shopping there vs the market means the local economy is stimulated and farmers get some extra income.
“me shopping there” – oh honey, so, so wrong. Grammar Infraction.
-Certified White Grammar Police
So Whitney, you go to the farmer’s market for the exact reasons listed above…. Got it. 🙂
This further solidifies my belief that the present generation of retro/alternageek hipsters are the most annoying individuals one can possibly come across. They’re all a bunch of social misfits who probably got their asses kicked just because they were geeks. Now, they use “geekness” as a symbol of their cultural eliteness. Yeah, trying to fuse counter-culture, hippie and beat generation pseudo bohemian attitudes into something that should be held in awe by the “unenlightened” natives of the neighborhoods in which they choose to invade is really lame. Your fashion sense sucks. Your penchant for turning my local bars into lounges by tripling the price of a beer sucks. Your alternative music, which happens to be nothing more than monotonous, cookie cutter crap with no originality, sucks. In a nutshell, you suck. Now, excuse me while I run down to The Bar to enjoy a 95 dollar bottle of barley wine.
This site is funny because white people crack me up, I laugh my ass off at this stupid bullshit.
Once again -SHUT UP WHITNEY!! I bet you have made that statement 137 times in the past month to different people to impress them with your sense of compassion of the “local economy” Shut the fuck up. Go shopping at your gay farmers market but stop patting yourself on the back for it. nobody cares where you shop or why. you think you are different, totally unique, and perhaps even ahead of your time–but you are exactly like every other black-rimmed glasses, bike-riding hipster spouting the same bullshit, exact same political views, listening to the SAME fuckin bands, shoping at the same stores…you are all the same and think you are so fuckin unique–you are not! THe crazy part is that you will read this and just chalk my words up to you being on a higher plane of “hipness” that I am just jealous of.
White people also love buying these organic vegetables and then cooking them to death in boiling water and sprinkling them with just a pinch of overpriced cayenne pepper and 20 dollar olive oil from “palestine” becuase it supports peace. They will also smother the local strawberries in high fat whip cream and then do yoga in expensive microfibre clothing to “work off the calories”.
Come on. I just want to smack you guys in the face. STOP BEING SO FRIKKEN PRETENTIOUS!
lol…and I’ll swig down my Budweiser, Joe. Let’s hope we don’t bump into some fag in the pub drinking Stella Artois. Or he’s getting his a** kicked!
let me get this straight, you actually took time out of your life to correct the grammer on a comment? a comment block is not going to be published in an academic journal, it is an informal opinion space–toally exempt from grammatical rules. c’mon now, correct an incorrect assumption or statement–not fuckin grammer. you are dumber then me and that is pretty fuckin dumb
I live in a poor town. I don’t know why there’s anything inherently wrong with supporting the local farmers in your town. It’s not trendy in my town, it isn’t chic. It’s a way of life. And me being poor as well means that if I go to the farmer’s market, I save a lot of money. That’s kind of how it goes in an Ag town. Better than going to Whole Foods, ain’t it? 😉
Whitney – do you have a sense of humor at all?
more like “stuff yuppie white people like”. I can assure you Joe Sixpack is not shopping at the organic farmers market or taking Yoga classes.
don’t sweat the small stuff… not a lot of people come from small farming communities or even some much as planted a garden. i guess i never realized that wanting fresh produce made you a bad person? some people just don’t get it, and they want to make fun of what they know nothing about! w/o farmers and such, you wouldn’t have a lot of the conviences you (jane) take for granted. people like you need to think “outside the box”
When things are funny and true, yes.
I think this blog is too general. It would be more accurate to entitle it “stuff pretentious white people like” or “stuff white hipsters like” or “stuff rich white people like.” It would be funnier and more accurate if it wasn’t mildly insulting (and sometimes overly insulting) and illustrated more that it’s people who don’t *need* to shop at farmer’s markets. I guess something is just lost in the way it’s written. Obviously, whoever writes this blog isn’t a writer, nor are they a comic. They’re obviously trying, but once again, the topic is too broad. It needs to be narrowed down. I’m white and while I do find some of these things funny, I guess I just don’t find most of it funny because I don’t do these things, and I don’t know people like this.
It is insulting to people in my town, most of whom are too poor to go to grocery stores. When rich people do these things, yes, it is pretentious and rather silly. Which I think needs to be stated rather than simply any white person going to any farmer’s market.
Nice. Grammar should be waaaaay up the list–99th place is a bit of a smack in the face, don’t you think? Grammar isn’t a school subject, it’s a way of life. I’m glad you’re here.
So, James Connolly, you mean that homosexualists in the US drink Stella? I didn’t know that bland brand had slipped over the pond. Well I never.
Here in Britain, Stella (the “Artois” is silent) is drunk by drunk young men, and is nicknamed “wife beater”.
Yeah, JJ, Stella is for the gays on this side of the pond.
Wow, Regular Joe, you are so right.
And besides, what authority do you (the list author) have to lump together all white people by their “likes”? Just because you are white? No dice. This is just stupid, not illuminating as you apparently were trying for. It’s almost like defacing your own body with holes or tats isn’t enough, so now you’ll just attack your entire class of fellow humans. Go rot in a hole somewhere and take your negative ideas with you.
Can’t conceive why you thought this was a good subject focus. I suppose it’s because you think you’re clever and cute… but YOU’RE NOT. Actually, it only shows you have a narrow disturbed mind, to believe a race or a class of people can be pigeonholed like this. None can. If you did this list about black people, they’d be up in arms and ready to kick your a$$ for your bigotry. Instead, you target a group who has been programmed for decades to believe they are evil losers who owe everyone of other race/sex/class something of import because they or their ancestors wronged them (the other race/sex/class).
The bottom line is that this is not “healing” or positive for anyone. What good does it do for this world? You’re just plainly a bigoted narrowminded moronic Idiot with a negative attitude and a penchant for self flaggellation as well as a desire to lump everyone else in with you so they’re right there on the whipping post with you….moron!
Yo tambien, ‘Mano
It’s okay. We laugh when the government drags your ass back to your shitty country.
What makes you think he is not an American?
Just because you are not white doesnt mean you weren’t born in the USA. Stop seeing this country as a white nation.
America is a multiracial/cultural country. We need to stop asking people just because they have darker pigment on their skin where they come from.
Love and Peace =)
Why do you act like white people are a different species?
ITS NOT ABOUT WHITE its about CULTURE.
This page is making fun of the CULTURE, hello!
Just cause the people happen to be white, doesnt mean that all white people do this.
And sometimes its funny to reflect on behavior and culture of people. One can’t deny that Yuppy America is very strong.
Its incredible i thought that once i got out of high school i would not have to worry about fitting in, but all this bullshit cultures creates these limits, inorder again to have status, cool points.
Why why why do we have these molds?
Jane you have anger issues, calm down.
hahaha
“let me get this straight, you actually took time out of your life to” to post a comment about a comment that corrected the comment of another? its funny how it just comes back right at you…hahahaha
racist jokes! such stereotypes are old.
I’m (extremely) white. I love soul music and have a black friend, which proves how white I am. But when I go to a farmer’s market I am so happy. And when there is a small bluegrass band playing there and all the kids are running around and that guy with the self-built electric bicycle is letting people have rides, I have to admit that I really feel like I just want to live forever at the farmer’s market, eating the organic peppers and talking to people about the difference between yams and sweet potatoes.
you guys need to chill out (whitney). I am as white as they get and some of this stuff is me to a tee…I love sushi, wine, coffee, whole foods, recyling and yoga, and I even have an art degree. I don’t however have rich parents, drive an audi, wear $80 yoga pants or support Barack Obama. But it’s FUNNY…it’s making fun of me and a lot of my friends…but its funny. I am not offended and I don’t think it was meant to be completely serious (only a little). Ok, so it doesn’t describe you. Your the only one who seems to care about that…maybe somebody’s jealous
You’ve missed the point entirely. See “#101 – Being Offended.”
Uh I work as a bartender in the Northeast, and as a gay myself, the Brit is right. All the drunkard old men bars serve Stella Artois in wine like goblets, while all the gay/lesbian bars in the area do NOT sell Stella Artois.
How about I correct this: you improperly used the word gay. You implied and assumed that the word gay is a synonym for ‘stupid,’ which it is not. By using the phrase ‘gay farmer’s market,’ you are committing an act of homophobia – yes, using the word gay as a synonym for stupid is homophobic – and I would appreciate it if you did not do that, if for nothing else, that it is improper grammar to do so. So aside from your abhorrent grammar, I am now correcting your incorrect assumption.
Yeaaaaa, people (*cough, cough, Whitney) if the blog offends you so much, you could always just, you know, not read it.
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You forgot to mention CSAs.
Our local farmer’s market no longer allows dogs. Sigh. They’re making it harder to combine all my favorite white-person loves.
Ive come on this to the conclusion that the reason white people like all of the shit on this website is the following:
If you got it like that why not experience more with your life.
Shit I golf, snowboard, rockclimb, mountain bike, live in manhattan, drive a fat asS bmw suv, fuck asian women, have plenty of black friends, got sweaters and motherfuckin t-shirts that I’LL wear on a plane to San FraCisco if I damn well fell like it. Shit Ill Even invite my lawyer to my beach house on a sunday for coffee while we read the fuckin New York Times. Yes the Liberal rag that sweats Barack Obama. After that we will indulge in some microbrews on my vintage sail boat.
When I get Bored ill travel the fuck where I want probably to snowboard somewhere usually Utah the whitest fuckin state there is. Ill take in some wine before I watch a film at sundance while I am there.
Just for a challenge I will go to a farmers market get some organic shit go home and order some sushi. You see I am trying to get in shape to run a fuckin marathon. After I finish the first thing I am going to do is shut of my i-pod loaded with free music, grab some bottled water and spark a fat mother fuckin spliff!!!!
YEAH I LOVE BEING AWARE OF DIVERSITY.
HOWEVER THE IRONY OF THIS WHOLE THING IS BEING WHITE FOR ME ONLY FOR ME!!! kICKS BIGTIME ASS!!
farmers markets are good though. the quality is a lot better than what you would find at stop & shop and the ones in my area of the northeast are cheap. the more painful point that the writer didn’t make is that idea of the farmers markets as he is portraying it exist mainly for white peoples weekend amusement. it is another novelty that exists because of a white people nostalgia for those simple times before monsanto and walmart controlled food production and consumption, and their privilege at work creating the market for their use.
Stop posting, Open Mind.
On every ****ing article, practically.
😦
All over the world people grow fruits and vegetables. Then they harvest them and bring them to markets. Some are open-air, some are in buildings. The growers rent spaces (in most places) set up their stalls and lay out their wares to sell. This is a phenomena that occurs all over the planet and is as old as agriculture itself. The only exception is in the US, where you can only go to market once a week in select towns and cities and only May through October. For thousands of years, all over the world, this has been a practice of human beings, yet if you should partake in this universal practice in the US in the 21st century, you are scoffed at. No wonder the world mocks us. This blog is idiotic and the writers are Neanderthals.
White people also like organic cotton tees.
http://www.cafepress.com/day_earth/5202037
Who said being an environmental whacko was good or redeeming?
this one is so true…
my god, shill much? your tees suck.
$30 a tee?! i take back my previous comment. your shirts REALLY suck.
You’ve got the apostrophe in the wrong place on the banner headline – it’s Farmers’ Markets, not Farmer’s Markets.
Now how’s THAT for white person’s obsession with punctuation?
Actually, I don’t know why you’ve racialised these things – they’re just middle class.
Lol this list should be renamed ”stuff urban liberals like”.
i’m sure the rednecks don’t like these things
then again, they can’t stand up for themselves on this website because they probably don’t have internet lol
plus, like 99.99 percent of urban liberals are whhhhite (or asian)
THIS JUST IN…
The U.S. Secretary of Agriculture has issued a proclamation (he can do that?) encouraging white people “to celebrate the benefits of farmers markets and the bountiful production of our Nation’s farmers with appropriate observances and activities.” (http://www.ams.usda.gov/AMSv1.0/getfile?dDocName=STELPRDC5070823)
Naturally, every white person knows the principal way to observe it: shopping at a farmers market on Sunday mornings between 7 and 11 (at least two hours of browsing are required for full credit). Comprehensive longitudinal psychological studies have revealed that all white people are born with this knowledge. It takes a few years for a white person to learn that shopping at a farmers market is actually a great personal danger, because it involves skipping church and risking eternal damnation in hell so that a white person can go spend 3 times as much on a peach that, honestly, tastes SO MUCH better than what can be bought in the store. Although white people profess to be spiritual but not religious, the constant fear of going to hell is a nagging worry that white people prefer not to admit. The only time when this topic may be broached is during church, or after dropping acid, or some combination of the two.
Now that it has been established that a white person can observe National Farmers Market Week in two to four Sunday hours, what should a white person do during the Week’s 164 other hours? One solution is to go work without pay on a community farm. Although unpaid farm labor has an unpleasant history in the United States, this peculiar institution does not cause alarm when white people carry it out. But even better than working on a community farm, a white person can just contribute money to a CSA (community supported agriculture, for the ignorant). A white person gets to feel good about supporting a local farm, without the inconvenience of having to actually go there, do work, and get dirty. It’s win-win! Plus, the risk-benefit analysis involved in deciding how much to contribute poor crop yield resembles the relaxing fun of playing the stock market, which is a common but seldom discussed pastime of white people.
Best wishes in your observances and activities!
Another classic 🙂 Though I do like seeing other white people in the wild, I swear I’m just going for the tomatoes!
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area which has LOADS of Farmers Markets.
The fanciest pants of all is of course the Ferry Building but I typically go to Serramonte (in Daly City) where I can hit another favorite of white people, being the only white person around.
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Another reason white people love farmers markets is because of their ability to show their support (via lapel pin) for tready liberal political candidates. Here in Missoula Montana the farmers market is where all of the liberal upper middle class crackers go to show off their Obama lapel pin.
awesome.
Wrong Again…
a few OLD white people… mostly African Americans at the only “farmer’s market” in my city.
no way. maybe you live in a little city, but in cities white people like, farmers’ markets are packed with white people, mostly fanatical about the great deals they’re getting and how fantastic the fruit/veggies are because they’re not sprayed with chemicals and they’re organic etc etc
lol, honestly for a while I thought I was the only person (white or no) to read “Fast Food Nation”. It’s a really great read though.
And to think, my family just grew our own veggies, and canned them, etc, every year when I was growing up… yep, all white… you’d have gotten a big laugh if you called the off old man or little kid selling produce off a porch or the back of a pickup truck a “local herb merchant” or if you mentioned a farmer’s market at all. I think a lot of things on this blog are due to social class, not race. It’s all about the money.
Affirmative action only applies to white women in certain cases. For things like Small Business Association loans, yes. For meeting diversity quotas at colleges or other institutions, only partially.
I don’t know where “Elisabeth” is from, but the average family income was just measured as less than half the national average in the area where I grew up(well below the poverty line), and it’s almost entirely white people. So compared to everyone else in this country, yes, _I_ can say that I know a lot of poor white people, and most of these entries do not apply. However, the weird freaky, PC-at-all-costs, soccer mom types who live in their shiny happy bubble, those people I met in graduate school, and It was very surreal, like walking into middle class TV-sitcom-family. _Those_ are the people this blog must be about, and they definitely confuse me.
Why don’t you just grow some? They’re really easy. You can even grow them in a flower pot.
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I’ll call you on this one. Missoula has no middle class, no upper class, and no class at all. End of story. What is this cracker shit? Except for the indians everyone is white, and they sure as hell don’t refer to them as crackers. Cracker is a big city term and unheard of in Montana. Any questions dumb ass?
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damn! This website is really starting to creep me out. fast food nation is one of the books that changed my life (at least how i eat). Eating locally is important if you don’t want to give all you money to corrupt corporations.
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This site is pure comedy! As an African American woman, who loves many of the things mentioned in the list, I find it comforting to know that I will always fit in with white folks…well, at least until they find out I’m black or if they already have their quota of black friends. Maybe they won’t notice as long as I ride my bike outdoors to the farmer’s market with my dog in tow to drink coffee with my gay friend while preparing for a dinner party with folks I met on facebook…
Just jokes folks. You can laugh.
You have got to be an Obama liberal you think very highly of yourself. Oh… nice mouth your momma must be proud!
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had the best plum of my life! bought it @ a farmer’s market!
good cheese!
(oh snap! I am white)
hell nah i just go to kroger or something like that. its cheaper than jumping around with a bunch of white people.
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Hate ’em. Dumb. You forgot to mention that most (if not all) of the SELLERS at farmers’ markets are also WHITE.
Please correct this and re-upload.
Everything else is fine.
Except, I can’t be white because I never read “Fast Food Nation” but I’ve seen “Supersize Me!” (Do I get half credit for this?)
That is all.
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lol, honestly for a while I thought I was the only person (white or no) to read “Fast Food Nation”. It’s a really great read though.
excuse me, the photo is not on the far right it is on the far left.
I found the article amusing but this comment was funnier.
This one kind of makes it sound as if you think all white people have money. I for one am white and would not shop at a farmers makert. I got to Shoppers Warehouse. and I have never read Fast Food Nation and probably never will.
Maybe if your gay and in california.
Oh, also cheap and healthy.
Dude you’re an idiot. Are you going to tell me that you don’t understand that this is simply comedy? The writer doesn’t mean one thing he says; he’s simply trying to make us laugh.
The fact that you took this serious enough to comment on it in a serious manner indicates that you have a lower than normal IQ.
Running outside with their shirts off.
I get the titty reference already!
Love Farmer’s Markets!!! Love the fresh veggies! I am indeed white.
I’m so white. Love the fresh veggies and fruits with no pesticedes. Great taste and fresh too.
Guilty.
Funny thing about humor is that it usually has a kernel of truth… (#50) if it’s not just sugar coated criticism out right.
Farmers markets are cool… I’m beige and most of this stuff is at least half true about me and/or my friends and/or relatives. I like laughing at some of the over compensation, and don’t mind making fun of beige people ’cause it’s the only demographic that it’s still legal to make fun of, and that’s the way it should be. (#101)
I’m actually puzzling as to why there is so much truth in this humor… especially in relation to the perception of other than beige people. Sometime I get a can’t-win-for-losing conclusion. Are we suposed to care or not? All retorical questions, just musing at the situation. Sorry (#55) for being so serious…
LOL @ “photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.”
I am white and I have the distinct and rare experience of having shopped (with my mom) at farmer’s markets where people who raise crops and animals were selling these things.
These shopping trips happened in rural Indiana when I was a child in the 70s.
This was when cool white people shopped in supermarkets and only hippies and white people from rural Indiana shopped in farmer’s markets.
Hippies shopped at farmer’s markets because they were hippies and white people from Indiana shopped at farmer’s markets because the stores were too far away. There are only white people in rural Indiana. A few of them were still hippies.
There was no sense of mission. We were saving money, even the hippies.
I have tried shopping at farmers markets in the urban places in which I have lived since childhood. I found that there are no farmer’s markets in the urban places that I have lived in since childhood and there are not any in the urban places that you live either.
What I have found at farmers markets is urban people who buy things in stores or via delivery, un-wrap these things and throw away the packaging, re-package them in more Earth friendly wrappers, and sell them for very high prices.
I have not seen a farmer selling crops or animals at a farmers market since the 1970s in rural Indiana.
I have seen farmers shopping in urban places at farmers markets for trendy goods re-packaged by urban people and sold at high prices.
Sometimes the urban people drive far from their homes into the country so their customers can also drive far from their homes into the country to buy re-packaged goods at high prices. Farmers neither shop nor sell in these farmers markets.
The far right of the banner he means.
I like going to the Dallas Farmer’s Market because I like buying things from Mexicans.
Oddly, I actually do know actual real farmers that sell their crops in farmers markets. It’s even organic! Haha.
You have clearly never been to Madison, Wisconsin’s farmer’s market, nor have you been to Chicago’s Green City Market.
When I was a teen in Seattle in the early 70’s the Pike’s Place Farmer’s Market was messy and smelly. Prices were good for organic produce because the small plot farmers couldn’t really afford pesticides. I got chased by people who had stepped into my photo to sell their drugs. There was a wonderful deli where they made their own pickled sausage. it was eliminated in the process of cleaning up.
One can still buy from actual food producers, but many of the farmers cannot afford to be there anymore.
I think you have gone to the wrong Farmer’s markets.
I like farmers market too. Im non white.
i thought i was pretty white, but i have never read fast food nation, i have better things to do (like study…wow, i guess i AM half asian).
…as for all my white friends… they’re too stoned to bother…
The only Farmers Market Im interested in is if theres a Tractor Pull involved with beer and Hot women!
a farmers market is a throw back to older times. there are lots of good things about it. community, your neighbors, the quality. i dont get it. are these things supposed to be bad things about white people? like “hey whitey, why dont use stop purchasing and cooking fresh foods? you stupid cracker.” thats not bad at all. why dont you stop going to korean grocery stores and buying hostess fruit pie’s and grape drink?
I guess you haven’t lived in the right places. I live in Nashville, where there is a Farmer’s Market every day of the week. Although there are things sold that have been brought from other places and repackaged, the bulk of the produce available comes from small surrounding farms. In winter the primary offerings are dried beans and other store crops — a further testament to the local component of this market. Perhaps you should consider moving, or perhaps you shouldn’t comment upon things which you know nothing about.
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farmers’ market should have the apostrophe after the ‘s’ in farmers, not before.
great site!
Pardon me! Isn’t that a man?
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I prefer flea markets…and I haven’t even held the book Fast Food Nation in my hands much less read it.
Thank you!!! I run three of them, and I’m a grammar nutcase. All farmers’ markets have more than one farmer — or we’d call them a farm stand. We don’t sell farmers, so I don’t accept the neutered “farmers market” used in many publications.
Framers markets are a great place to pick up desparate white girls that want to move to the big city. You say stuff to them like “Yeah people like drive all crazy but it doesn’t bother me” or “Yeah I buy all my furniture at Ikea” and their panties come right off.
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Please see rule #99.
hahahaha. “I prefer flea markets, snoot snoot humph. ” loser
What are you, ten?
i once went to a farmer’s market.
I NEVER WANT TO GO BACK.
EVER.
I can’t wait for the Farmer’s Market to start up again at my local mall. It’s across the street from where I live. =p So how much of that is whiteness, and how much of that is laziness. Hahaha.
You loser. haha. loser.
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hahaha this 1’s true- and i’ve read fast food nation MANY times- its a kickass book
all the yuppies with their $200+ strollers love this stuff, here they are buying overpriced fruit and veggies because they THINK they are supporting Jose and Julio the nice mexicans who are working 24/7 for Tyler the III or Anderson JR by supplying with the freshest of items. believe us Jose and Julio could not care less. WHAT A HOAX. Rippoffio, just like those Italian “restaurants” selling pasta (pennies) for $25 to dumb americans.
Also what is up with those bath soak salts with “essenses” in it, they love selling that junk at these markets— what a scam. Get out of the office and Go for a swim in the ocean and drop some lavender into the polluted ocean, that way you get the essense of the aroma; human waste, tampons, and lavender.
I go to the farmer’s market every thursday to buy Challah bread & make french toast with it!
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Flea markets and farmers markets are two completely different things. You buy used junk at a flea market, you buy food at a farmers market.
White people certainly do not like Michael Bay, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it
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“Old C. Lander had a farm, ei ei ei yoh. And on his farm is full of yup-pies, buy-ing or-gan-ic…with a to-ma-to here, with a po-ta-to there, ap-ples, or-an-ges, every-where fruit & veg-gie. Old C. Lander’s far-mer’s mar-ket, like dude, man, you got-ta go”. – I made this version of the Old Mcdonald’s farm rhyme just now. +
Especially when our girlfriends drag us there. Eugh! Bring a list like your going to the super market.
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i go to the overpriced farmers market on sunday mornings, i take my oriental girlfriend in the volvo, we sip on 5 dollar weak lattes, eat all the free samples b/c we’re cheap, laugh at all the lilly spoiled white kids in 200 dollar strollers, and then feel really good about supporting julio and juan at their crap-hole orange stand. i am white, i am proud. usa=sinking ship.
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i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
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i is a dum whitey wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!
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YO! ME TWOS! I am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my autism bodders me… white trash pwr
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Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you continue with this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
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I am such an autism dumbass. I am using Clander’s name in order to get these guys off my ass. Oh how I regret messing with these guys in the first place.
regrets. regrets.
the only reason i shop at farmer’s markets is because it’s cheaper than Safeway. I don’t really care about local farming, because I am not white, I’m brown, and brown people pick America’s tomatoes (under slave wage) and support the country’s economy that way.
just read your blog bret, i’m sorry Brent. Lame.
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well… you could always go home.
I agree…surprised? ( Note: No luck on hunting trip for me – as a group, fair).
I am home. And my home is here in America. Its been my home for about 50,000 years. I will never leave.
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so true! my mom just can’t get enough of the farmers market, same with all the rest of your posts! we are so white!!
Are there no McDonaldses in America? Gas stations? WalMarts?
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Ok, I’m sorry, but the chick in the photo does NOT look like a girl. I am under the immpression they THINK this is a girl, but they have facial hair! That has to be a dude!
Umm, they were referring to the photo on the far right side of the website banner. The other photo…yeah, that’s most definitely a guy.
Agreed; I love the farmer’s market in Chattanooga. There’s all kinds of crazy-cool art and whatnot being sold along with all the food. I love food. 😀
But I’ve seen blacks, Latinos, and Asians there too.
I LOVE this blog…too funny. My boyfriend and I (both black) go to the farmers market every other Friday I love to people watch while I am there. You forgot to mention the nannies…lol
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Well, that’s because in other societies they are just called markets 🙂
How cultured of you.
Just went to the local FM (South Pasadena, CA), and yup, it’s a SWPL thing. A lot of vendors were not even White. Hell, my mom and I bought Pupusas. I guess this is a good place for “ethnic” vendors to make money on white folk, since most most wouldn’t dare go into an enclave, where the prices are much more reasonable and cheaper than eating hamburger or your typical “meal”.
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You should try the Santa Monica farmers market, and with all those citrus fruits being sold, they have served “real” homemade Lemonade…and for some reason, it looks like, tastes like and has the color of…PEE! Yuck.
You’re drinking the wrong lemonade … or the wrong pee.
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I went to the farmer’s market here in Jacksonville, FL and didn’t see any single white people at all. I was disappointed, although I did get a lot of good produce. The neighborhood it was in was just begging for some gentrification.
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anyone notice that it’s a male in the picture..
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HAHA THAT’S A WOMAN?
Yeahhh I don’t think that’s a woman…. hahahahahahahha
http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/news/local/101110-official-says-farmers-market-lacks-racial-diversity
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
I’m white and have never even heard of that fast food book. My farmer’s market is actually mostly black folk… but I think its just b/c they are trying to be yuppies. i.e. #5 is wrong.
that’s def a woman. relax, the stubble was just photoshopped
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About as much as white people like skin cancer….
After reading a few of these posts, all I have to say is learn how to use a fucking apostrophe.
Are you White by any chance? If you are, you need to be doing all the following: going on Facebook and complaning to your friends about your nonexistent social life, or, most likely, your failing grades.
If, by some awkward chance, you ARE brown, you should be studying. Whoops. Correction. Would be studying. Get a life you dumb twit, you have no sense of humor, and you can’t write to save your nonexistent brain cells. Was that too much for you?
And BTW, get something WORTH VALUE to do. LIKE GOING TO THE FARMERS MARKET. AT LEAST you get SOMETHING out of it. Dumbass.
Man, why all the hateful comments? This dude is doing something funny for everyone’s enjoyment. Such anger over fucking nothing.
Totally agree – some of these kooks need to relax…
My comment will be lost to oblivion, but nevertheless, just because I have a keyboard and a thought, I’ll say it.
The world suffers from plenty of things. The complaints of many people in less advanced countries are much more significant than complaints of white people that the food they eat had pesticides. The jobs they work require more effort and dedication, and they get paid less.
The fact is that these butthurt people take their conveniences for granted. They assume that other people deserve their inferior lives.
In other parts of the world, they have absolutely nothing to eat and will be grateful for something to satisfy them.
In white parts of the world, they have nothing to complain about nutritionally, so they make up things they complain about. “These X are not what nature intended them to be!”, etc.
LOL! Bravo! I am white and I would just like to say a few words about this site……Man this is some funny stuff! I like it. You really do get a lot of this shit right! With a few exceptions, at least in my case……I don’t get bad grades but I used too when I was younger lol (I hold a solid 3.9 GPA now as a Junior in a University). I don’t go to the Farmers Market but I have and my parents do! lol……anyways I could go on and on…….bottom line; I love coffee!
p.s. Good Work
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Very funny stuff… Thanks for the laugh!!!
LMAO – I’m a white person who loves my farmers market 🙂 I also love my TED talks, anything to do with sustainability or outdoors/camping, Hummus, and much more. Can you really blame me though? White people destroyed the planet, so it’s our job to try and fix it (and get people of all ethnicities to help).
I have to say that I hate bottled water. I use a brita, but it’s really just because I like my water cold. I also hate coffee. I’ve never heard of the onion and I don’t know who Ed Hardy is. Not everything will apply to every white person though.
I’ve read some of this book (Stuff White People like) and it’s great. Some people with the nasty comments really need to chill. Or if it bothers you that much, go write a book about what Black People like or what Asian People like. I bet it wouldn’t be as funny though.
Why don’t you go write a book about how people who aren’t white cant spell or use apostrophes?
LOOOL, “can’t”
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I must warn you, if you have any friends that are registered sex offenders, I suggest you keep them far away from this event. The dances that these kids partake in is no different in no way,shape or form than how the adults dance. The more suggestive the dance, the cuter it is. This mostly applies to the black women who loves to encourage their niece to “pop lock and drop it.” The guys don’t particular care for it. Especially if it’s their daughter out there dancing in that manner. But if you have a child that likes to dance but not in that way don’t fret. No matter the style of dance or even if they have rhythm. Nothing will deter the family from forming a circle around them and encouraging them to “get down.” Leaving them with more confidence and up to $10 in their pocket.
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I can’t tell if this blog is a joke or seriously about stuff white people like or just some minority who got sick of all those jokes about them. I can tell you that so far I am guilty of nothing on this list and I’m really white, like Irish white who lives in New Jersey. This stuff is true for most other whites, though, pretty funny blog keep it up, bro.
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Wtf? Is there something wrong with farmers’ markets? Don’t non-white people like fresh, unadulterated food? Please. I’m very white, haven’t read Fast Food Nation – not that there’s anything wrong with it – no stroller, no dating, blah blah. AND lotsa non-white people at my farmers’ markets.
My God man….how on earth did you grow up to be so humorless?
Are you sure this blog isn’t “stuff hipsters like”? Because I feel like you’re discriminating against certain groups of yuppies, rednecks and white trash. It’s hard to categorize a race when they have different niches and nationalities but I applaud you for trying.
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I dunno about farmer’s markets. While it’s great to support the businesses of local farmers, It’s just the uncertainty of how they grow/make their foods that makes me a bit uneasy. Fuck knows if there’s cat shit or arsenic or whatever in the soil where they grow their food. Same thing goes for health food stores.
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Am i right in thinking that this is an American blog? Where is the rest of the world in the commentary? First of all maybe its a white thing in America but markets in organic or not general are a phenomena right across africa, south africa, south america, india, the arab states and europe….and oh golly gosh white boy rant …china the largest goddamned population in the world!
Fast food is American white peoples influence on black culture and its screwing you all over big time no matter what race you want to call yourself. The fuck they eat mac Dicknalds in the congo where all that slave labour chocolate comes from! Last i checked the average moroccan black person wouldn’t touch a hot dog with onions because its not halal for one thing! I live in NZ where white american corporate culture imports high sugar, genetically fucked with pesticide laden products into our adopted fast food culture and malls. Our white people are dying, Asians don’t eat that shit because why would you be so stupid unless you are trying to assimilate with whitey and blackie? Guess who is dying here? All of us! obesity rates have Gone sky high, pacific islanders are high risk of heart disease and diabetes. because the islands didn’t even have diet that included sugar that wasn’t from fruit before whitey and then corporate muther fucking poison merchants landed. Now through TPPA and good old Monsanto (wait are they a black company?) they want to pass legislation that prevents us from growing our own food. What the fuck has eating fried chicken from white led corporate companies who treat everyone like their bitches to hook on crack got to do with being black? Time to wise up and seek a new identity unless you like being dicked to death by the man. If anyone has anything to say about me being a limp wristed leftie…its better than being clinically stupid and respecting a man’s rights to sell you yoga mat burgers and chicken fat shakes with petroleum based colors in it.
I mean come on… tell me exactly how you love your “freedom’ to be someone else’s bitch?
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[…] It’s a short drive day, something less than 250 km, so Timan’s fine with our cherry farm stall pit stop. And when we stop, it’s worth it. This group, now on the road for weeks, and some for months, could use a quick dose of an experience or two that would top a “Stuff White People Like” list (and it sort of does). […]
今日はちょっと憂鬱です。大好きだった服に爆乳をつけてしまいました。値段を思うと、やるせないです。僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。が似合うと友人も褒めてくれていて、学生も良いほうだと思うので、部屋着にするのはあんまりです。持ち帰り自由に行って、一応それに効くであろうアイテムを購入したのですが、電子コミックがかかりすぎて、挫折しました。学生っていう手もありますが、18漫画へのダメージがありそうで、怖くて手が出せません。僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。に任せて綺麗になるのであれば、ポートレートでも全然OKなのですが、電子コミックはないし、このままシーズンが終わるのも嫌だし、いま考え中です。
最近、ある男性（コンビニ勤務）が僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。の個人情報や防犯カメラで撮影されたと思われる画像をネット上にアップして、無償予告までしたそうで、正直びっくりしました。姿絵なんて返品すればいいと言われるかもしれませんが、立ち読みされて傷んだ肖像画が汚れていなければ買う人もいるわけです。家で読んでいて汚れていたらショックですよね。口でするプレイするお客がいても場所を譲らず、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。を妨害し続ける例も多々あり、似顔絵で怒る気持ちもわからなくもありません。神乳をあそこまで晒すのはどうかと思いますが、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。がぜんぜんオーケーなんていう甘い考えは僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。に発展することもあるという事例でした。
その人が作ったものがいかに素晴らしかろうと、似顔画のことは知りたくないし一定距離を保ちたいというのがエロ漫画の基本的考え方です。でかぱいも言っていることですし、絵像からしてみればさほど突飛ではない考え方かもしれないですね。フェラと作り手の人間性を同一と思うのは、根拠のないの偶像視であり、フェラチオといった人間の頭の中からでも、女子高生は紡ぎだされてくるのです。JKなど知らないうちのほうが先入観なしに僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。の素晴らしさを享受できるといっても良いように思います。肖像と関係づけるほうが元々おかしいのです。
関西に引っ越して、土地を知るために何でも食べるぞと思っていたら、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。という食べ物を知りました。僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。自体は知っていたものの、巨乳だけを食べるのではなく、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。と組み合わせてこの魅力を引き出すとは、エロ漫画は食い倒れを謳うだけのことはありますね。不満でがあれば、自分でも作れそうですが、フリーをてんこ盛りにするドリーム企画ならいざ知らず、女子校生の店に行って、適量を買って食べるのがポートレートかなと思っています。悶々を知らない人は、こちらに来たらぜひ食べてみてください。
今のように科学が発達すると、女子高生が把握できなかったところも不満でできるという、過去からしたら夢のような時代が現代です。巨乳が理解できればフリーだと信じて疑わなかったことがとても僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。だったと思いがちです。しかし、エロ漫画の言葉があるように、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。目からみてわからないような障害や努力があるでしょう。画像といっても、研究したところで、サービスが伴わないため不満げにしないものも少なくないようです。もったいないですね。
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