People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
Stuff White People Like 
EY WHAT CAN I SAY WE AMERICANS DO LOVE BUD
IF IT WAS REALLY UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE FEGAL IN CALI
SOLD EVERYWHERE AT ANYTIME, WITH NO PROBLEMS!!!
MICKEY’S WORDS
move to BC and you will hate pot
it gets annoying, pot activist and stoners here ruin it and make me wish it was illegal
then again people in BC are really good at making anything annoying
I was going to coment but then I got high. Don’t forget white people love movies about pot too. Especially if they have some minorities in them as “buddies”, you know, the multi-cultural wet dream movies.
you a c**k suck f**k ho needs more d**k in the a**
eds note – *’s added for keeping it clean
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I thought the “folks” (*wink wink*) liked reefer, too.
THis stuff is so funny, but i think the right wing republican country club types are starting to feel alienated. I think they are going to want their own “stuffwhitepeoplelike”. May I suggest studying “Blue Collar TV” for reference.
Oh yeah, #33 definately is true for whitey, but it is cool how it makes all races equal when the joint/blunt gets passed!
Joe: almost, except that white people use pipes, bongs and other expensive paraphernalia, that many of us don’t learn how to smoke until our white roommates in college teach us… we were fine with zig zags.
Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome. Weed is fun but talking about weed is probably the least fun thing there is.
“it is cool how it makes all races equal when the joint/blunt gets passed!”
Joenationwide is advised to head on out on the hippie trail to Somalia and check out how equal the ganja gangs will make him with an Ak-47 or a machete.
i coulda sworn black people like marijuana… hmm interesting
stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
Bongs, pipes and other devices cut down the preparation time for smoking. Sure, roll a phatty if you want to wait ten more minutes to get high. Some people get the itch.
What a BOGUS piece..
Marijuana has been like fine wines since dem Sensi boys showed you all.
AND You know it!
I thought we smoke to get high. Maybe we smoke to forget we are high or to forget we have smoked to get high. White people like to drink wine in Riedel wine glasses while getting high. This is also medicinally correct. White people are very conscious of the smoking vehicle. I know people who have many devices. I have one and try to keep it clean, but it’s hard work.
I’m white and I smoke weed but just to get high. I like good weed and hate bad weed. I feel confident that I’m aligned with this blog’s fashion tastes when it comes to weed.
Everybody likes weed
wait, white people like weed more than black people? who came up with this list?
i think the black guy who wrote this was high, like every other black person in the united states, crowdin the damn line at wendys at 2 in the morning, fuck that
Anyone who thinks most White people have been to Amsterdam knows nothing about us. I don’t even think five percent of us have (at least in America, and its pretty clear this blog is mainly in reference to White Americans, whether intentionally or not). I like marijuana, I believe it ought to be legal (and am even a former member of both the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws and the Libertarian Party), but the fact I’ve been to the state of Maine (albeit not since 1972) means I’ve been farther east than most White Americans today have yet to travel.
Since no one knows anything about geography anymore, let me just note that Maine is the easternmost of the U.S. states.
dude, its not saying only white people like weed it’s saying that white people are the only ones who make it into such an elaborate process with expensive accessories and build it into a counter-culture thing with specialty magazines and all that shit.
Oh them daft honkies with their rocking and their rolling and their Jaegermeister and moshin’ and joints, they simply don’t know how it is.
I THINK YOU HAVE THIS CONFUSED WITH COCAINE. WHITE PEOPLE DO MORE COKE THAN WEED. THEY ONLY WANT TO STAND AROUND YOU AND PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE WEED GETS ROLLED. ” HEY MAN, IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I GET A HIT?” “I DON’T SMOKE REALLY”…UHHHH WHATEVER YOU FUCKING CRACKER GO GET YOUR OWN WEED, I DON’T SEE YOU SHARIING YOUR COKE WITH ME. CRACKER ASS CRACKER..GET THE FUCK AWAY!!!
White people do a lot of coke…twenty years ago. These days, not so much. Coke is just garbage with really good PR. Meth is a far superior drug (and certainly much more popular among Whites than any illegal drug, other than marijuana) with really bad PR, which is to say, its not favored by the sort of upper-middle class, liberal, trendoid Whites that this blog frequently confuses with all Whites.
@ kevin: Nah, their kids do it. Then they get sent to counselors.
also, I’m really enjoying this unique Indica – its flavor is really enhanced by the long, cooling stem of my handcrafted Somali blue glass sherlock piece.
Better then crack!!!!!
A vaporizer is Not a “smoking device.”
Work on that.
Steve
I think this post is actually more spot on in the analysis of WHITE PEOPLE for once, not anglo-centric hipsters. Almost every white person I know that’s around my age (26) smokes the tree. Redneck, liberal, conservative, female, rocker, rapper, writer, broke, trailer-trash, foreigner, etc. Most of us might enjoy some bong usage, or a fancy vaporizer, but we’re usually satisfied with anything you can pull smoke through. Tin cans, tin foil, glass, corncob, whatever.
It’s the type of “white” people that are usually discussed here (hipsters) that inevitably seem to be *snicker* “smokers”. They’ll buy a bunch of really nice bud, and then take, like, ONE rip and be done with a joint. The rest of my uncool friends (“Stoners” I guess) and I are of course, happy to make sure that stuff doesn’t go to waste. Mainly because we don’t have parents’ money to spend on frivolous ish like expensive dank. These same “smokers” are always the people with the most expensive fancy glass pieces they apparently never use.
But those same hipsters would hang out with Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia for HOURS if it meant they even got the chance to LOOK at some blow. They’d eat a hormone-fed porterhouse steak with plastic forks and throw the leftovers and dishes on a starving African if it meant they got to do a couple of bumps in a disgusting Williamsburg bathroom.
^^^ Oh yeah, and these same idiots *still* eat ecstasy.
“@ kevin: Nah, their kids do it.”
I’m not going on memories of the 80s here; I did drugs back then, and I still do them now, as do most of the people I associate with. But coke just never comes up anymore. Other than PCP, it seems to be just about the least popular illegal drug among the (mainly White) drug users I associate with here in the Silicon Valley area. I suppose the drug users I know could be anomalous, but I see no reason to assume that. Meth is very popular, among redneck auto mechanics and wealthy software designers alike. And of course, pretty much everyone smokes weed.
Speaking of weed, here’s a good rule of thumb: Any bhong that costs more than about $45, or which looks like something else (Eric Cartman, a human skull, a dragon, etc.), or which has a bunch of fancy tubes sticking out of it or whatnot, is stupid rip-off. The best bhongs are cheap, simple tubes made of plastic or glass (reasonable people can differ as to whether plastic or glass is a better substance for a bhong to be made out of, although the actual act of smoking does tend to be a bit more pleasant through glass).
You idiot, everyone loves weed… not just white people.
i was reading just a couple posts before, wonder when pot was going to be mentioned. here we are.
I think this guy follows me around for his research. I thought I was cool and walking lightly on the earth, and not conforming by smoking grassilicious. I’m a stoner, not a dork!!!
i white,. and i only buy weed from the black man., explain me THAT
i was in Costa Rica in a car with one of the locals we met and my american friend asked him why they didnt cultivate weed in their country? the local said, “if we throw the seed on the ground and it grows, then we smoke it. growing and harvesting weed is what white people from your country(the US) do.”
im not white.
but my other friend in the car is white.
and the local and i just looked at each other and started laughing.
true.
once again, thank you for this blog!
I agree with all of this.
however, I’m white and I love me a phatty…… then again I’m also from Staten Island, so I mean… really.
black people don’t smoke bongs because there too afraid to get fucked up. They cant handle drinking either.
I have to disagree. I think Whites, Blacks and Hispanics all love weed the same amount. If you want something that white people love more than anyone else, crystal meth.
this blog fucking sucks….and this is the post that assured me of that.
I love the reactions you’re getting. This means you’re doing something right. Excellent.
Currently high on “frivolous ish like expensive dank.”
Currently in college.
Currently posting on a blog on my Apple MacBook *Pro*
Currently viewing through black thick plastic “hipster” glasses.
Currently: white.
hipsters on the east coast are crazy about coke. since this blog mainly focuses on white hipsters…coke may have been a better update.
and just so you know, there’s not just one weed magazine. there are several. high times paved the road for weed world, cannabis culture, 420 magazine, bud life…etc etc. and there are many books about weed in any borders or barnes and noble.
hey, there’s a good idea for another “what white people like”…overpriced bookstores. and/or used bookstores for bonus indie cred.
stuffwhitepeoplelike… Reactions. 🙂
Weed… Meh. Whatever. I prefer to be in my right mind, personally.
White people love smoking weed because white people like living places they shouldn’t. I’m from northern Minnesota, and the winters are long, cold, and dark – everybody is always getting high. If you don’t, you become an alcoholic or a speed fiend, and nobody wants to deal with them.
Two words: Michael Vick.
So, yea, don’t really agree with this one. I freaking love this website, though!
White people may like marijuana but black people love it more I tell you! Them boys on the corner selling dime sacks aren’t white last time I checked.
Oh those poor unsupervised black people..one can only wonder where their mother is and what she traded her food stamps for this month.
Idiots. Pot is for college kids. I think maybe it would be more accurate to say that white people like to be experts in marijuana since the consumption of which is far exceeded by many other ethnic groups.
so this site like takes stereotypes of white people and embelishes them?
i have papers, a lighter, scissors and weed.
you got me.
i get high.
most people I know dont advertise that they smoke weed.
black/white/arab/jewish/asian/native/chicano/islander…..
you either smoke weed and are a relaxed person. or your the dude who has pissed his pants drunk at the end of the night trying to prove how tough you are ina drinking match.
I can’t believe weed…a MILD MILD narcotic is illegal while liqor is legal.
whats to stop me from buying a 40 of black velvet and driving arround town?
White people are also responsible for making stronger and stronger strains of weed since their fascination with it in the early 60s.
You’re welcome, bitches.
me: white. hate weed. hate most potheads.
I’m a cracker, that used to hang out with white trash, mexicans, blacks, and white college hipsters. I can tell you, mexicans like smoking fat joints laced with coke, blacks like smoking fat blunts laced with coke, white trash will smoke weed laced with meth out of a aluminum coke can, and the white college hipsters will puff on a vaporiser and pop some pills with their weed.
I personally just take a couple puffs out of a bowl once every 5 hours. Oh, and the indonesians, like to smoke from hookas. I’d rather smoke some straight indo with some indonesians, they don’t lace their weed, they just drink a beer with it.
most pilgrimages to Amsterdam are the most spiritual a white person will make in their lifetime. While hungarians are often in the stories, and all of them have to tell you how they were in the red light district ‘by accident’ at night and how some homeless man with a magical aura led them back to the hostel, there is also the story of the sidewalk that they sat on for 5 hours. The side walk story happens after they leave the coffee shop and get hit with a blitzkrieg of reality and need to “chill” on the sidewalk. In between the cracks in the street, they get the vision. Forgetting exactly what, things came apart, and then reoriented themselves, and everything was clear, and then it was blurry. EVERY TIME this is how it goes. If you don’t believe me, call up a white person and ask them about the Netherlands.
Yo aApe well… us potheads don’t like you either. Square.
boom.
I have, gotten high with my dad…in Amsterdam as well…go figure
@krrn –
you’re probably right, and i don’t really hate potheads. i was just feeling pissed when i wrote that.
i do hate some potheads, my asshole brother, for example, but his smoking is incidental to his assholery, not its source.
True. True.
Um….. Where’s the topic that says “white people make everything better because they are the most hardworking race on the planet”
I’m quite positive that white people are tired of all the envy other races put on them. Especially in America.
Don’t you fools ever watch Cops? The black guy always get caught selling weed to the white guy/girl who came over from the other side of the tracks to “score some dope.” The white guy/girl gets busted and the black guy walks on to sell to the next whitey who comes along. The black guy doesn’t like smoking weed because it cuts into his profits and then he might only be able to buy 20″ rims instead of 22″ chrome spinners.
P.S. It’s very similar to the Asian guy on the east side I buy all of my illegal video games and accessories from (modded Wii’s, Xbox’s and R4 cards). I ask him which game system he likes best and he doesn’t know because he doesn’t own one or play any of the games.
i blaze and you hit this one on the spot well said
Bob Marley BETTER be one of these things that white people like.
good god, can black people do anything else to destroy their own credibility?
White newspaper “The Guardian” today gives its epicurean verdict on the latest flotsam to be found on Britain’s shores:
“Cocaine galore! £7m of Colombia’s finest washes up on Cornish beaches”
Mm-mm.
Do we really care who likes weed the most? I mean if I’m smoking and I’m passing I’m passing to who ever is on my right. I don’t care what race you are just puff, puff give!
as a white ganja connoisseur i thought i would let you know that you’re supposed to pass to the left….. never to the right…..
a paraphrase:
‘While many different kinds of people like ____, white people take it to an entirely new level.’
I feel like this sentence could be applied to a lot of different things, not just weed and bicycles. White people like jazz more than black people. But then Europeans and Japanese love jazz more than them, so I guess it doesn’t count.
I totally disagree with this post. Marijuana is enjoyed by non-whites just as much or more as whites. You know what white people love more? Being straight-edge: someone who has never smoked, drank, done drugs or even had sex outside of marriage.
“I totally disagree with this post. Marijuana is enjoyed by non-whites just as much or more as whites. You know what white people love more? Being straight-edge: someone who has never smoked, drank, done drugs or even had sex outside of marriage.”
Seriously, Nathan? From the Bible Belt aren’t you?
Sure nonwhites like marijuana just as much as white people. But I’m pretty sure the post is about the way white people smoke, i.e. bongs, vaporizers, and what not.
Without white people everyone would still be smoking weed off of a brick that smells like dryer sheets and dead babies.
Hey I’m white and I like the Ganja, your stuff is funny but I think more for the nothern white yankees. down here in the dirty south its just not that crucial. We smoke a lot of blunts, I know a couple folks who use all that fancy shit but ya know, we just know how to kick it, and yeah I went to amsterdam and had some great shrooms there bro.
If you want to hang out with artists, carry some cash and pay for the drugs. You will be invited to every party. For liberal arts majors, pot makes you think your bullshit ideas are profound, which keeps up your self esteem while you’re poor. Everywhere else, drugs are just obscure knowledge that only other drug users care about. Wal-Mart type white people are terrified of drugs regardless of how much cheap beer, soda, and cigarettes they consume.
All kinds of people like to smoke weed, that is for sure, but white people like to wear it on their sleeve, like a badge of honor. The cooler the bong, the more they know about the history of it, the cooler they perceive themselves to be. They also buy tie-dyes and lament about how much they wished they had been alive in the 60’s. In that sense, this blog is right on the money.
On the other hand, only real stoners smoke into old age. The “wannabes” quit when they leave college or get married or have to start taking drug tests for their jobs. Then it becomes “the experimental phase” of their lives (along with having a threesome, etc.) which also makes them “cool”. Real stoners don’t give a shit what anyone thinks, they just want to catch a buzz.
Would it bother anyone if I said that black people smoke crack?????
Sadly, pot gets boring when you live in the Netherlands. The thrill of buying and even smoking pot is about as exciting as going to the supermarket. No really. Although I wouldn’t know first hand, I suspect the same goes with visiting prostitutes.
dude, its not saying only white people like weed it’s saying that white people are the only ones who make it into such an elaborate process with expensive accessories and build it into a counter-culture thing with specialty magazines and all that shit.
weed is for niggers. get it right. stoner hippies are lame.
theres never been anything bad about great cheap bc weed
lol people who hate on bc do so because they dont live here
amack your scum. just like your mom (she’ll be back on thursday). boy does she know how to suck one, whew.
you forgot how they even have a prescription for it and have their medical marijuana card so they cant get busted by the cops. that is something only white people would and could do. i dont think nonwhites are allowed medical marijuana prescriptions, are they?
I forgot to mention that white people smoke pot and then eat crunchy peanut butter later. Then they remember, and only then, that they have smoked. White people do have more of a fascination with the ritualization of smoking pot. I know white people who smoke lots of pot and have to keep smoking it to stay high. I know one person who’s so anal that he must smoke 25 bowls to stay high. He actually brings me down, so I have consume more mellow, mellow red wine just to take him. I thought the older you get the less you need to get and stay high.
No…We like cannabis products.
If it weren’t for the blacks raping white women, looking at white men in the eye, etc. It would have never become outlawed in the first place!
I definetely have to agree that whites are super into the strain, grow methods, and all that other bullshit that goes along with smokin’ herb as well as into bongs, vaporizers and other obscure methods of smoking, especially pechulie stankin’ hippies. And no, my most profound experience smokin’ herb wasn’t in the Dam, I can get better reefer here in the CO, but the booms in Dam? Holy Shit! I tripped my face off and went to a sex show, fuckin’ blew my mind, I was rolling,crying, laughing so hard I almost shit myself. I’d definitely recommend it to anyone who wants to actually remember their trip to Dam, the sight of a chick pulling 100 yards of day-glo ribbon from her pussy and hangin’ it on my buddy like x-mas tree lights is and will be forever seared into my memory no matter how many drugs I take.
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is this a joke because its incorrect to say white people when it is all races who do all of the aforementioned activities
#8
I’m white, and I use zig-zags.
Actually I just used a bong for the first time last week.
I gotta say, if you have the funds a vaporizer is the way to go. It will pay for itself in saving you medical costs. Plus you can leave it laying around your apartment and nobody gives it a second glance. I think the only reason white people are “willing” to spend more money on smoking devices is that as far as rich people who smoke weed go, it’s all white folks. Well, and rappers.
screw a vaporizer!!!!! Just get a two litre cut of the very bottom stick it in a juice jug filled with water. Then get some sort of bolt, put a screen in it and makes sure it fits good on top of the 2 litre. Put some smoke in der an pull that 2 litre up out of the water. We call it a lung up here, its by far the best way to go and i have tried everything.
horseshit… see rap music for elaboration
I love your site!
@Josh: Ah! What we called a `gravity bong` in the 90’s in Oregon! That’s good stuff.
Really, though, vaporizers are where it’s at – if you want to get completely stupid, which is easy enough smoking Oregon-grown green using any device.
So much of this post is true… smoking with my parents, my glass collection, knowledge of cultivation and harvesting techniques, knowledge about the strains that we buy… And yes, the true stoners keep it up after college/their teen years. I’ve known plenty.
My neighbor just visited Amsterdam. He brought back a MENU from a local cafe featuring hash, ‘shrooms, weed … and the types of ‘high’ each produce. Wow, who knew?
My new favorite song… “I’m leaving on a jet plane” (don’t know when I’ll be back again…)
BTW did anybody mention the Proto Pipe?
I used to live in a northern and very very white college town, and there were three head shops within a one block radius, I swear to god. They all sold really expensive pipes and bongs. Everybody in town owned one, they liked to talk about them and compare them. Then I moved to a black city in the south, and everybody smokes joints or blunts.
The thing is, white college students usually have much better weed than anybody else. I’m talking, like, worth the money better.
I remember when I could buy weed with change now I am trying to buy the presidency with change….. CHANGE
Um all peoples love the stuff. I think this is probably your worst argument about white people
been gettin stoned since i was 14 im now 31 and still luvin it and still talkin shit
Haha, that is the definitely picture I have of ALL the dope-smokers I know in Stellenbosch, about two-thirds of which are White. One of the NON-White ones started when he was 11. His father gave it to him to control his ADHD.
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Yeah, blacks and hispanics don’t like feel that way about pot. Not at all.
You guys are seriously fighting over who likes weed? Seriously? This site is a joke, meant to be funny. Get over yourselves.
I really like how this article on marijuana gets so many negative reactions from racist bigots who argue that, “Oh no, OTHER MINORITIES SMOKE MARIJUANA SO MUCH MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE.”
Meanwhile, on any of the other posts, the same people always agree entirely with the article and defend it, telling people who are disgruntled with racist comments that “It’s no big deal, it’s only satire!”
ha I love this site. I think it is great how someone puts up a site like this and everyone posts their opinions (including me!) and shows what an a@* they really are. So I say keep up with the comments you crazies, racists, lefties, righties, overly sensitive types or whatever the heck you are because your comments are often funnier than the original spiel.
kudos
watch snoop’s up in smoke tour documentary theyve got a whole section where him and everybody in his crew are naming off their favorite strains. plus tons of hip hop artists fuck with high times, snoop, game, bone thugs to name a few. Redman is at the cannabis cup EVERY YEAR. in fact do you even listen to hip hop? bone thugs put out an entire mixtape called “for budsmokers only”. most of these entries are spot on but this one is just flat out wrong.
i love marijuanna, i am white i also started smoking at a young age of say…12 (kinda hazy from all those dead brain cells) and i also smoked with my parents. all i can say is pots not bad in any single way.
poor white people like weed, rich white people do other drugs given to them legally.
@Kevin Riley O’Keeffe:
Maine is not the easternmost state. Some Alaska’s Aleutian Islands lie to the west of the International Date Line, making Alaska the easternmost state.
Dear Davey, what you just said was pretty retarded. Love, Matt.
P.S. — I’m so high right now.
kine2b.com
Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
-I experienced this.
yeah this is true. im black and do i smoke weed HELL THE FUCK NO. It fuckin stinks and yes, whites do have more of a fascination with that weed shit than any other race. They also love to glamourize it more and white parents who smoke weed do allow their children to smoke with them. What a great bonding experience? Right? SO pathetic but i love laughing at stupid whites do drugs fuckin up their health.
I’m white… and I certainly do love marijuana. While good bud is better, I’m really just concerned about getting high. Which means I’ll smoke what is available, from any device available. Gravity bong, bong, an apple, a beer can, a vaporizer, a pipe, papers, sweets, you name it, I’ve probably gotten high – or tried to – using ‘it.’ I really don’t understand why people have to be so damn picky. That is, unless they can afford it. Even then, free is free and I’ll be goddamned if I ever turn down free pot.
#27. Ofcourse a vaporizer is a”smoking devise”. It has one purpose and one purpose only…to vrrip pot.
White people have a culture too, but it’s always made fun of from an anti-American point of view. Lets face it guys,bashing Americans is very in style these days
I must say, white folks have better shit.
I’m black and I prefer bongs to blunts. Does that make me white?
#24 “the sort of upper-middle class, liberal, trendoid Whites”
that’s ME!
my dealer fills me in on all the benefits of the next best strain of MJ!
I can’t wait to have kids. I’m totally going to smoke with them!
Stupid white people. Crack is so much more efficient.
haha shit is so true…especially about how white people made weed into a whole sub-culture…but id say that black people loove the pot just the same, infact ive seen that they have caught the weed culture fever too… i.e. all the “friday” movies, “how high” with redman and method man, Dave chapelle, the one hit wonder by afro man the one where he got high (forgot the name of that song) etc. but id say that whites and blackes are equal in that catergory…mexicans not yet, they love the crystal meth, especially the cholos and ignorante immigrantes who dont know the dangers of how shitty it is but use it to work longer hours…asians love ecstasy, especially with the electronic music…
~from yours truly,
THE GREAT WHITE CHOSEN ONE
Actually, white people prefer hash.
LOL!!! Okay I’m African-American and I wrote a paper in college about Dupont and other uses for hemp too! It just goes to show that it’s an American thing not a White thing. I still think this website is flipping hilarious!!!
Come on now, I know this experiment in thinly veiled racism can be cute, but its well known that Marijuana has universal appeal.
Spiritual experience? Damn! I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!!!
It all depends on what ‘s the white person’s social economic background:
upper class whites: stinkiest, resiny, organic crippy and cocaine.
lower class whites: less resiny stinky weed and meth amphetamine “The White Man’s Disease”.
I think this is the only part of this blog I’ve seen that even slightly applies to me… I love weed. But I’ll smoke it out of whatever the fuck’s available, I hate vaporizers, and I don’t want it to be legalized because then the taxes on it will be as bad or worse than cigarette taxes.
God, I’m the worst white person ever.
SOLO AMA A JESUS, ES LA MEJOR MARIHUNA!!!
Black people LOVE weed!…maybe more than white people. I’m white but I personally know some black people and man do they love to get high
Heh, very perceptive. I am white and have been to Amsterdam 5 times but you forgot about the other things that attract people to Amsterdam like shrooms and hookers.
YES AMSTERDAM IS WHITE MECCA,WHY CANT WE HAVE A HOLY OF HOLIES. CANT SPELL CAUSE, IM STONED LOL
Referring to a comment earlier, I think blunts and joints should be awknowledged for their ability to be smoked virtually anywhere. Any non-disposable form of a pipe is bad news, especially if you’re driving or get arrested. A blunt/joint is good to use because you can dispose the evidence anytime, anywhere.
Of course Black people love weed but statistics show that they love crack way more. Therefore white people love weed more and thats way it keeps getting better strain and culture wise.
I am white and I use a very nice 5 kink bong,because I do enjoy the ritual. and yes I do pay more since I only smoke chronic. I never pick up from blacks because I heard they lace it with heroin. I’m not racist though.
A lot of you people don’t have good reading comprehension. Where does it say ONLY WHITE PEOPLE SOME WEED?
I have jewish and black friends the exhibit a strong proclivity for dope too.
I like dope but had to quit due to stupid growing up…
I intend to smoke more when im older, willy nelson style.
hopefully states will be more like Colorado and Montana over the next few decades…I will watch eagerly
I love weed, and yes it does actually put me on a higher psychic plane.
#111 sabrina, a vaporizer’s not a smoking device because it doesn’t combust the reefer. That’s the whole point, reducing the amount of carcinogens aka SMOKE.
I worked in a head shop for three years, and I fucking HATE potheads. Yep. Every last fucking one.
That said, I hate reefer, I hate everyone reading this, and I hate myself for writing this, but I really really like the person who wrote the blog. 😀
Some of the comments listed above this post are filled with fallacy, exacerbation, and deliberate propaganda, but at least the part about everyone loving marijuana holds some credibility.
By the way, it’s “Pass to the left, cause the right way is wrong.” Know your jargon, pothead.
Personally, I prefer the steamroller (any long tube w/ bowl attached, open on both ends. You just release your hand from one end while inhaling from the other), but my regular method is the good ol’ metal pipe.
Good luck scraping the resin from your bowls, glasssuckers. 😛
I thought white people loved E’s and coke more than weed!
Van aki a hideg füstel és aromával szereti 🙂
The Lone Ranger was a stoner.
ha ha… i did write an essay on industrial hemp usage in college… that’s funny shit!
Move to California white people! For $200 a doctor will give you a prescription for medical marijuana, then you go to the “drug store” and choose your weed from 20 different strains changing weekly!
I highly recommended it.
Get it? I’m stoned.
PENIS!
I buy my weed from a black guy.
i like weed as much as the next guy, but it is funny how you can not criticizes it in front of white people. i think its cause allot of us use weed a source of much needed cultural identity.
I don’t do drugs – period.
Look, the page doesn’t say that white people like weed more, we are just way smarter about smoking it, getting it, and general knowledge about it. Yea, all my shitty ass weed comes from black people and any good weed I happen to get almost always comes from a white guy. Black people love crack cuz it’s cheap. Black people will usually do whatever drugs they can get their hands on, and if they are mooching it off of someone else for free then they will do anything. I personally smoke a shitload of blunts but it is nice to mix it up sometimes with a bong or a pipe. White people do other drugs, maybe even more than they smoke weed, but that’s because the majority or whites can afford to and the majority of other races can’t. Sorry.
naw cru, he’s always caught selling crack.
Is pa the only place where hookah’s are common?
They’re so easy to make with a gallon jug, a rubber hose, writing end of a pen with ink removed and lots of duct tape, its great!
Amsterdam is actually one of THE most beautiful cities I’ve ever seen…the hostels are nice too.
Smoking anything is not good for you.
But the biggest danger in pot beside the health problems is JAIL.
Yeah, this white girl has a digi-vaporizer. Go white girrrrllll!
Judge me not by the color of my skin but by the content of the green in my bowl! Seriously when i was in high school the green united black whites and hispanics
ya I dont think this ones limited to just white people, you just described every pothead in america
wow, ive always considered the NL’s as a “pinnacle of enlightenment” too. Sooooooo white people. Ha Ha.
…In fact, I just considered some now.
My goodness people. Spouting off that all races use weed equally, that white people use coke more than weed. I have no idea where you get your information. You can go to a website like http://www.monitoringthefuture.org and look at the statistics that show that white people in the US smoke far more weed than black people. White people are also much more likely to have smoked weed than to have used cocaine.
Or go to a fun website like
http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/drugfact/index.html
and learn just who is using drugs at what time in what place, and what fun name they use to refer to their fix.
white people aren’t the only ones who like weed, but they are the only people i’ve seen who “mellow out” by taking huge hits out of gravity bongs and the like, and then drink like 3 red bulls while getting totally amped from how many people they just shot in call of duty. other cultures are smart enough to stay away from the THC/caffeine/adrenaline combo. silly white folks.
Sorry dude, you were on a total roll with me until this one…this is strictly West Coast and subpockets of Eastern prep school/art school dominions…this is way off…unless this site is going Burn Out and we all know there’s no book deal in that…
Weed is underground and increasingly black…it’s just too messy and dangerous…a slippery slope…dicey…sure you smoked last weekend–someone else had a joint and you figured why not the babysitter’s reliable–but it is strictly a chance event…
I would say that the Amsterdam comment hit home. We checked into our room and found a glass pipe sitting on the ledge of our window. WE GOT HIGH the whole time there (Not the best idea for the Anne Frank house) and love telling that story. I mean a PIPE on the ledge of our hotel room in Amsterdam! HILARIOUS.
Also, I have had some very multi-cultural experiences from high school til now simply due to smoking weed. Probably the most diverse I have been has been smoking weed with a group of people who all want to blaze up but while doing it, we learned a lot about each other. And smoking GOOD weed is absolutely the way to go and who cares what you smoke it out of a coke can if necessary.
If you gringos didnt smoke and sniff that much mexican drug dealers would have to get a legal job, but instead they end up not paying taxes and killing innocents that get in the way.
Yeah, I know….What’s that all about?!?
LMAO, now we like coke, huh? Maybe the drug of choice really depends on where you live…?
Ain’t no such thing as white. Wes all colored, mixed, so to speak……
And weed’ a gift from God
Wow, I’m glad I stumbled across this blog. SO many things that I, as an American Caucasian Woman did not know about Whitey. This blog absolutely cracks my beige butt up.
Amsterdam might have been the most beautiful place once, but I’m thinking it would be Europe in general. A-dam has too many stoners sitting around unable to move, and it’s gotten to be mighty trashy looking, IMHO.
I found the hash in Europe to be generally the absolute shizit, and hoping to eventually get back there to see it all w/o the squinty/glassey eyes. :o)
As a spiritual being residing in a lighter-than-most body, I know I may be in the minority, but I wish we could all just forget the wrapping, and look at the qualities living within….
Montreal is one of the best places to smoke some good ass weed without being checked by the cops all the time!
Here’s an article about week consumption in industrialized countries by none other than the right wing news channel : Fox News!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288846,00.html
im white and smoke weed to get high 8-0
love this ish tho, fuckin hilarious
[…] #33 Marijuana […]
LOL, you’re right…most of my time burning in college was spent trying to roll, or better, empty out a cigarette
the blog is called “stuff white people like”
not “stuff white people like that no other race on the planet also likes”
If they’re telling you a story about a homeless man leading them back to the hostel, they’re probably lying, as there are relatively few homeless people roaming the streets of Amsterdam.
Sitting on the sidewalk for hours looking at the street, or the canal — true story. My white friends used to do that when they got really high xD
TRUTH.
lol…thats so true…bongs & other crap iz expensive…where that hell do u buy them anyways? i usually just use zig-zags. hehe
This is so true. I’ve smoked with different ypes of people, but white people will sit and talk about everytime they smoked some good weed.
So people talking about weed makes you wish it was illegal? Your either really stupid or don’t smoke. Either way, drive fast!
Ahahaha it was the DuPont comment that made me roll on the floor.
Thanks to Speech sophomore year in college I know all about DuPont and the many many uses of Hemp.
Seriously, spot-on. Hilarious.
Hey is it just me or are there no white people on the front of that magazine?..
To address some of the comments: First, for the 100th time, this blog is NOT called “Stuff white people like MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.” so arguing about whether like weed more than white people is completely missing the point.
Second, and speaking of missing the point, about half the people who post on this blog in general need to look up the word “satire” in a dictionary (something white people like, btw) and realize that this well written bit of commentary certainly doesn’t reflect the tastes of ALL white people, nor could it possibly hope to do so. It’s a brilliant way of pointing out (in an apparently too subtle manner for some) that we all stereotype all races and that whitey isn’t immune to that… he gets stereotyped too.
You’re white and don’t like being lumped in with the characterizations of this blog? Think about that the next time you make an over generalized comment about some other ethnic minority.
I pooped my pants
Punk ASSES IMA SMOKE YOU MOTHA FUCKIN WHITIES IN MY BONG!@ WORD TO DA H() () D NiGGAZ
ROFLMAO… I just got done smoking out of a vaporizer with my WASPY parents while drinking a nice glass of pinot noir. I then realized (after reading this blog a couple of days ago) I fit the stereotype all too well. We also marveled at how I can smoke weed and still run marathons… I had to show them this blog immediately.
All this (hilarious) talk of marijuana makes me want to smoke some. Anyone in the WPB Florida area willing to sell? I am a white female in my 50’s and have smoked since I was 15. I prefer the hydro and have cash. email me. Its sunday, 12:20. thanks
oh yea, my email is chloemcgillicutty@yahoo.com
amen
You really have your head in your ass buddy… I’m not even from BC but have been there many times and your just some sort of looser
This is called a bucket or gravity bong where I am from, and I would highly recommend a glass bowl for it. Metal heats up and trashes your throat. I should know, I am white and I even work at a weed shop in Canada! We have pipes that sell for 1000$.
Good luck scraping the resin from your bowls, glasssuckers.
Good luck with your lungs when your metal pipe starts breaking down, crapsuckasssssss…..;) Everyone knows glass is the ‘healthiest’ way to smoke, it is an unreactive substance, easy to clean by soaking, and doesnt heat up the way a shitty metal pipe does. I would never smoke out of metal, but I just care about my lungs.
Way to exploit medical usage….
Im white,
so far all the information I gatherd was that white people like to respond to blogs…hahaha
i love black people and smokin fat ass blunts with funny whiteys&blackies
ROLL UP!
blaze 2 and get at me
Does “BC” really stand for “Billion Chinese”?
Really? You’re defending meth? I like to steer clear of anything involving complications such as meningitis, brain damage, formication and kidney failure when an overdose is administered. I think you’re looking at it through meth colored glasses. It’s a white trash drug that rich teenagers are trying because they hate their parents.
yea smoking the ganja is a lot of fun, until you get caught where it’s illegal….like I did….then is sucks to be around it when you can’t smoke
This blog is so suiting…I’m white and back in eighth grade my friends and I thought that pot was a cure-all and we wanted to go to the Netherlands and get high all the time…fuck the government making pot illegal over alcohol.
I still think that weed’s great and all, but I’m not as adamant about being in the drug culture and all that. But it’s always fun to smoke up.
Laughs. You forgot artistic reasons. Bwahahahahaha!
how many pairs of pants do you have?
ya man u do this like every post
Would this be a bad time to mention that I’m going to a POTluck tonight?
= dinner party + bud adoration…..
I’m white.
I would rather get drunk then get high.
“All white people believe marijuana should be legalized”
–a rather hasty generalization. I would say most white people. Don’t forget about all the black people that love weed too, and hispanics, and asians, etc. If you want to see a diversity of weed smoking peoples, visit Humboldt county.
I’m White!! I Love Weed!!
i’m white and i love weed, this thing is actually true there are more white potheads than potheads of other nationalities. not that that’s a bad thing 😉
this whole website is wicked racist, i’m white, baked RIGHT now, and although i’ve gotten a few laughs from this bloggity blog blog i dare say us whites love pot just as much as any other socially distinguished race does, it just happens that weed was easier to get than alcohol during prohibition and a lot of minorities smoked it scaring the old white dumbasses in power into making it illegal and ruining it for everyone, it’s ironic that this blog is about how white people love it the most when it’s our stereotypical white leaders who made it illegal back in ’37 anyway.
I love how everyone generalizes here. Noone truly knows how anyone appreciates anything outside their own social circles. I’m a hardworking father and husband and I’ve been smoking herb for half my life. Outside my social circles, I can only guess what everyone else does. I would assume that Weed is getting more and more popular every day amongst the youth of America, even most of the free world, just from how much it is blasted across the airwaves and TV screens.
I’m white, all my friends are white (by circumstance, not personal choice) and most of us smoke weed from whatever device we see fit at the time. I own a few bowls, and a home-made bong that hits smooth as silk, but almost never smoke doobies unless I’m chilling with friends. I’ve never spent more than $30 for any paraphrenalia in my life. All the independent Muslim-run convenience stores in my area sell Pyrex color changing glass pipes and bongs ultra-cheap, so even if I felt the need to expand my collection, I wouldn’t have to break the bank to buy a nice new piece.
I can tell you I’ve never been to Amsterdam, and neither have most of friends. Those that have certainly do NOT have some campy story to tell about their misadventures there.
I’m over 30 years old, and I don’t see myself stopping any time soon. Smoking pot is just the best stress reliever I can think of short of sex, and as long as it doesnt jeopardize my health, it will always be a part of my life. My wife is white, and she does NOT smoke it, although I wish she would sometimes. Then again, if she did, it would cut into my stash *snicker snicker*.
Everyone has something that they are addicted to, in a metaphorical sense. Even the straightest-edge Bible-thumping square is addicted to something (they are usually the ones with the most disturbed addictions). Look at all those televangelists with their prostitute habits. I say live and let live, and as long as your habit isn’t ruining your life, or the lives of those around you, do whatever makes you happy.
Oh, and for the record, I smoke for the pure enjoyment of the experience. I love to get high. I love the ritual surrounding getting high. And sometimes I even enjoy the pain in the ass trip to get more weed.
Marijuana FTW!
Sorry about the long ass blog, but after reading all these comments, I felt I had to get this off my chest.
If you truly care about your lungs, you would smoke from a bong, and let the water filter out soe of those impurities.
all you need is a lot of kb and ipa and this white guy will be your friend.
I’m from Smoketown, Tx
what the freak is a zig-zag? bongs, bowls, etc can be purchased at head shops. Actually, i bought a sick glass bowl at a gas station in georgia and they also sell them in gas stations in connecticut.
I just smoked like 30 minutes ago
A bong can be made from almost anything. as can a cone (pipe), which can be made from a can. That can from that beer you just drunk? Cheaper than going to the store for some 50cent zig-zags.
Besides, don’t you smoke to have fun? whats fun about a little piece of paper? Get creative!
Um, arn’t europeans mostly white?
white people do like their weed… all my white roomates smoked it and dealt it, then my new white neighbors smoked it with a giant bong before they moved
why just the dam when theres maroc or st.vincent yep going on holiday to get high but travel that another white thing this place is fuckin unblack its to heal all nations good old yanks its in the bible thanx to u cunts its illegaL FUCKIN YANX DIE MUTHACUNTS
Ffffft….pheeew. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, 35 yrs ago we used to make our own pipes. It’s faster than a joint, but is best used at home. A joint is better when in public places. Firing up a bigass pipe in public will get some unwanted attention.
Mind you, back then we could only get hash, and didn’t like mixing it with that stinky tobacco.
gay potsmiking whites. in tha butt
okay i’m a little inexperienced on this subject. what is a vaporizer? is it what i think it is? the thing you buy from walgreens and put vick’s in to help you get rid of a cold? is that the same thing?
what about bob? marley, that is… he had hundreds of ways to smoke. look at him. he did it ALL ways.
or look at Jamaica…
and what’s wrong with experimenting with different ways? or what if you aren’t able to get zig zags because you live too far from a store that’ll sell ’em to you? I say smoking out of an apple is a good way to keep the doctor away. and, convenient for when you get the munchies…
If they don’t want to legalize weed, then you’re hanging around the wrong sort of white person…
you really have a malfunctioned anus!
“I’m in luv with Mary Jane…”
what? oh right, my comment… huhuh…
I smoke weed to get high.
And I don’t like it when you blow my high talking all your ‘spiritual political enlightenment’ bullshit.
Just shut up and pass that man!
How in the hell can your remember historical dates when you’re reddout?! LOL
Wow.
The sooner you realize that you don’t need drugs, the sooner your life will begin to grow as the loving individual you were born to be… There’s a reason we are born the way we are….and that’s because it’s the way our beautiful minds are supposed to be acting…It saddens my heart to see SOOO many of you people acting like it’s important to advocate ANY drugs. But…this is the point of your life that you are at…I hope all of you grow from this spot and evolve into healthy individuals.
One Love.
Not even most white people just white trash and as for Blacks well the term Cronic didn’t come but from the Black Hood!
White trash wants to legalize marijuana? The city of Berkeley, home to some of the most intellectual endeavors, has a citywide policy of not enforcing federal crackdowns on medical marijuana use. People in Berkeley aren’t white trash, they’re overly intellectual white people. And you better believe that they want their weed legalized!
White people might enjoy their weed, but at least they don’t let it make them UNEMPLOYED and impoversihed. Black people need to learn where to draw the line with drugs.
If your going to try and sound all high and mighty, next time try and spell it right… Chronic. There is an h in there. And white trash can’t afford Chron you unenlightened conservative
your retarded, as evidenced by the use of a middle name. get the joke or leave the site.
hey, your still retarded.
hey, your still retarded. Perhaps even more retarded than before.
Suck a dick.
elaborate on dees nutz….i got black friends that smoke chronic….and white girls that suck me down….10 freaky girls!!!! P.S. just lookin for a donkey butt and some big ole legs!!!
People sure have a lot to say when I comes to pot! Hehe guess Ill say my piece too. Im Canadian and I know a good portion of the people of this country (all races) smoke pot or at least have at some point. Probably cause it is decriminalized here, you have to get caught with A LOT before you get any jail time. You can even grow it for personal use and not face any jail time. I dont know why the US hasnt gone that way…seems your administration thinks smoking pot is evil for some reason. If you havent been to Amsterdam, skip it and just head over to British Columbia for some BC bud, it’s some of the best! You can even smoke it in some of the cafes in Vancouver if your looking for that “I’m bad ass cause im smokin in public” feeling. Hehe. Well time to smoke a bowl!
I’m black as is my boyfriend. He loves weed and he’s got details on weed that I didn’t think people knew. But I guess he should know about it
Not true…. I grew up in a black neighborhood, and then moved to a white one. White people taught me how to make gravity and I taught my black friends. Trust me red, yellow, black, or white it doesn’t matter a true stoner loves to get fucked up. A little true on the drinking…..
[…] #33 Marijuana Stuff White People Like "To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to […]
whats color got to do with anything.unless its green.lol
Why the caps lock?
You don’t always have to unleash the fury.
This should be #420 not #33…
“it is cool how it makes all races equal when the joint/blunt gets passed!”
Joenationwide is advised to head on out on the hippie trail to Somalia and check out how equal the ganja gangs will make him with an Ak-47 or a machete.
I agree with the first line that all races become equal when the joint/blut goes around… guess someone forgot this is stuff white people like… and most likely written in america where we won’t find ourselves in another country where the details are very different and if you disappear you’d be less likely to be found. here if you get caught by the cops with just a little bit on you its likely they’ll take it away and make you break your pipes but they’ll let you off with a warning or small fine.
As for the Ak-47 and machete comment, you generally have to be dealing, or doing hardcore things more specifically with people other than your friends to see what thats like. And you’re dumb if you do this with those you don’t trust anyway.
More like Jr high Buddy
I thought this was about what “white people” love – not blacks, hispanics, etc.
In my white bread experience, this is exactly true, without exception the case with white pot smokers. IN fact, I have to say, it’s the reason I no longer smoke pot. The experience is too reminiscent of the bullshit rationalizations appended to the experience.
Would love to read a bit on white people’s love and adoration of home renovations, and baby clothes.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
P.S. “I LOVE Mary Jane!”
Actually, if you visited the glorious foreign land of Humboldt County, you’d see that it is in fact incredibly white. And there’s a lot of racists there too. The extreme hippies are cancelled out by the crazy rednecks.
I don’t do drugs.
Still, I’m white so I must love dope, right?
Shut the fuck up…
I’m going to explain something to you. Black people SELL weed. For the most part, they do not grow it. They get it off of white hippies with elaborate grow operations, or this mexican guy they met when they were locked up who sells shitty brick weed that sucks so it’s not worth smoking anyway. It has been my experience that black people do not have the patience, or even desire to grow their own pot.
“To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.”
They even write economics papers on it. http://www.philalawyer.net/archives/the_law_of_dimi.phtml
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE A DOCTOR, YOUR BOOTY SHOULD’T BE SO LOOSE.
white people smoke weed regardless of class.
generally, the only white people that do meth are poor ones.
i am white. i go to college… a good one, in fact.
most of my friends smoke weed. many of them have tried other things. no one i know has ever done meth. that shit’s fucking stupid.
missing out.
I made marijuana for you all to enjoy. So smoke it!
I, The Almighty Lord, have spoken.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
You are most definitively black! I have never heard a more racist remark. I feel for you. We white people still own this land and as a proud white American woman…I will ask that you to leave if you don’t like the company; asswhipe!
As far as smoking weed, I find it a great pleasure to light up a big fat hooter! I am 40 and I love it! If the hydro ever dries up then so will I, until then I am still smoking.
So, I agree white people love smoking pot! No matter where they come from or what college they attend, it is all around you even if you don’t do it.
“move to BC and you will hate pot”
That’s true, getting stoned had a different meaning in the old testament.
White people* Not Americans.
By the way, just for using caps lock, your penis is now smaller.
fucking americans know shit???????????and who the hell cares what you have to say wanker….i mean realy who gives a shit….who do you think you are and why would we care to hear your opinion……..
lol, this is stupid.
i cant believe im reading this, hahaha.
really? it saddens your heart?
wow that is incredibly racist.
If there is one thing all these comments proves, it’s that white people are fucking fixated on weed. discussing it, growing it, smoking it, whatever. look how many white people felt the need to post about weed. we’re obsessed.
Stoned people seldom shop so it is Anti-American as is being content when we should want MORE, MORE, MORE.
Wow! I agreed before that you are a dumbass, but come on. I have been off of the drug bandwagon for a long time, but last time I knew, it was spelled BONG… not Bhong.. Did I miss something? I know that the spelling of words is ever rapidly changing, but WTF!!! Where in the hell did that “h” come from???
Hey pooped pants, I have a new kind of cork for your bung hole. It has little spiny things which fold down to allow the cork to go in but won’t let it back out. That should fix you right up, and in time shut you up. You may have it for free.
This is exactly how Christianity destroys a mind. Poor thing, I hope your trip to heaven is quick and soon.
It is not.
I get it. Ah, would you say it again? I forgot.
stuffgodhates is the dumbest wordpress out there!! it is truly ignorant and vulgarly white supremacists. i would definitely cave the writer’s face in if i ever met him/her.
Blacks love weed more than life itself. There I said it.
I agreed with every other white generalization except this one. Illegal drug activities aren’t race oriented, they’re idiot oriented. Call me whatever you want, but at least I still have all my brain cells. I’m 26, I went to college and grad school and never touched the stuff. I also have a job that pays more than minimum wage. Perhaps it was for the better.
I have no interest in the consumption of illegal substances, and I disagree with the statement “all white people believe marijuana should be legalized.”
I’m using that from now on!
chav
I am white.
I have never smoked marijuana.
goodness…is your vocabulary so limited, that you have to resort to childish and words that are as filthy as your mind? Pathetic..Grow up!
Though they are a musical poeple most of there music isn’t music, its noise about smoking specific dope and comitting crimes, how cool…not if you hate white america so much why don’t you return to africa, I guess because the whole continent is shithole now and they have no welfare systems.
i personally hate marijuana and all drugs.. and spoke my mind to all the white ppl who made a facebook group planning to do a marijuana march to legallize marijuana in toronto. and it rained haha, fags. they didn’t go. except for two kids smoking and they got arrested. 🙂
thank you whitney. theres so many idiots who thinks its cool/funny and shit, but its stupid..
So… white people. I am a white person from Southern California, which is probably the group that likes white-people-things the most. I have grown up around them, and so I have spent my life trying to figure them out. Here is my own list:
• White people came from Europe, so anything that Europeans (mostly North-Western Europeans) do is viewed with nostalgia and even Diaspora, for example:
espresso, fine wine, rustic food, wool socks, clogs, mod furniture, distinctive cannabis, protests, animal rights, death metal, miniature vegetables, scooters, olive oil, spoiled children, plastic surgery, topless beaches, small ovular cars, paninis, expensive hair products, androgyny, condoms, road bicycles, rock-climbing, Wicca, electronic music, socialism, very refined language, cigarettes, stucco, Mediterranean climate, frame-less sunglasses, fruity colors…. the list goes on.
You dumb c**t. The poster above (Essex) was so obviously NOT black. Black people don’t say shit like “Cracker ass cracker” unless they are doing an impression of an old black man circa 1954. Mostly, that phrase is used by white boys doing their black impression. So you were baited, idiot. Thanks for being too dense to read the post as ironic, and for using any excuse to vent your racist “we still own this land” bs. Been saving that one since you got held up in the welfare line behind your sister and her black boyfriend?
Maybe you need Anonymous Pants Pooper’s butt plug- for your mouth, of course.
And WTF is a damn “hooter”?!
That was hilarious! Finally, someone who sees the humor in all of this! Why are so many ppl up in arms about what the other races are getting high on? Clearly these ppl are not fucked up enough. Lay off the bullshit, and upgrade your weed game! I promise you won’t have time for all this ridiculous analysis of who’s smoking more, selling more, whatthefuckever.
Puff, puff, pass fool! And always to the left, of course.
I love this blog. You have inspired me to create a blog that talks about things Pagans like. This blog reminds me of how blindingly white I can be. Wow.
I agree. There are much better, LEGAL, drugs that help people with pain or nausea. Dope just makes people stupid and fat…
duh. zigzag rolling papers? have been around since pre-WWII? there is no way you can be a pot smoker without knowing this.
plus, glass bowls from gas stations, etc. are usually of poor quality and will crack from regular use.
Chant: “Make Marijuana Legal” 50 times a day, and….get high all the time….etc…
BTW, how many successful drug abusers/addicts do you know? If you reply to this keep in mind that ALL druggies are liars.
The whole blog is a “hasty generalisation.” That’s why it’s funny. Stupid.
If YOU’RE going to criticize someone’s grammar, make sure your own spelling is correct. I’m not saying I agree with the original post, just make sure you’re not giving other liberals a bad name. Look up contractions.
I’m 51, white and have been smoking weed since my teens. I have a Masters degree (MA in music from UCLA) and make far more than minimum wage. On a recent trip to the Carribean I met some local professional musicians (all of African ancestry) and we went to a shanty of a home and smoked the local ganja and played music for hours. The next night we performed at the luxury resort I was staying at and had a great time.
None of us are/were illiterate idiots. You however, are obviously a metrosexual wanker that doesn’t have all your brain cells because they constantly die from birth on. Perhaps this post should be subtitled “Stuff that white people and musicians like, but not snooty, uptight, urbanite metrosexuals who have their heads up their asses while they kill their brain cells with lattes”.
fegal??
im white and i love my marijuana 🙂
I can’t say it’s ever really done much for me, although my ex used to buy it in quantities no smaller then 1/4 lb. Still, I have yet to figure out one logical reason for it to be illegal when anyone can buy booze.
I’ve never seen someone stoned causing trouble in any of the hundreds of ‘most shocking/daring/craziest police chases’, when over half of the perps shown are loaded on something you can buy any 7-11. Oddly enough, I’m extremely anti-drug, but completely pro-legalization of marijuana. It baffles me people are in jail for using/selling something that does everything BUT make someone get into trouble, and on the aforementioned shows, many are on their 5th+ DUI.
I didn’t smoke weed with my kid til said kid turned 18.
My parents smoked weed, but never with me.
Hate to break it to ya, but BLACK people love weed. BLACK people as a whole community. They love it. It just looks different than the weed white people smoke..
Your next article she be stuff white people like, since the comment ” im white and i do this all the time” has become so popular, white people loves this blog and love commenting it.
When people comment on this site they always have to compare a white person to a black person, why can’t a white person be compared to an Indian person, Native person or Asian person? Just an observation that I think needs to be taken into account.
For example:
realistic on June 28, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Hate to break it to ya, but BLACK people love weed. BLACK people as a whole community. They love it. It just looks different than the weed white people smoke…
This comment is friggin’ ridiculous. LMAO
wow, seriously?
i think realistic is just one of those white people who are obsessed with what black people do.
And on the seventh day god created pot and said it is good. Let us smoke a spliff and relax. For that is what Sunday is for.
Why compare anyone to anyone. Lets all hold hands across america. “Kumbaya my lord,(or whatever your religious beliefs are) Kumbaya”
This one is to realize, realistic..whoever the fuck you are,
You’re a dumbass. I’m AFRICAN AMERICAN (or wutever we call ourselves these days-) and I don’t smoke. No one in my family does and we’re from the islands! Trinidad actually. I’m a lil offfended you labeled a whole race pot heads. I do think it’s hilarious how ignorant you are though. Fuck off. :]
Actually scatch african american. I’m a mutt. I’m trinidadian, irish, cuban, native american and japanese. i look mostly Black though…well at least i think so…
You’re a sad case, is what you are.
Totally Dude, Totally.
Racist suck.
Lets all smoke a fatty and f*ck.
Eventually there will be no such thing as racism.
Come on man, try to be a little more open and accepting. Its a part of the world that was given to us by God (or whomever your religious diety may be), so why not partake in its healing, spiritually expanding qualities. Seeing people like you that condemn something without even trying it just gets me all kinds of peeved. Just because the government says something is bad does not make it bad. Look at socialism man, socialism isn’t bad. Check out the root word… social. I love being social! especially at 80’s night.
crap i lost my white cred… *deity
Yea it is. Generalizations are racist.
um, haven’t you ever seen the show Cops?
i’m not gonna try to be witty here, i’m just gonna be childish and say what i think. you are a sick, demented idiot.
black penises
ugh. i used to do it all the time. glad i grew up. fuck that.
you’re under arrest
compensating for something there, captain amazing?
how do you know the person’s a christian? idiot
That sh*t is true.Y’all do take it on a whole ‘nother level…and I’m a Rasta.
We’re all such pathetic Rasta wannabees. Let’s do the world a favor and bong ourselves to death.
Hahaha do they have one of these on drinking games?
when i was 14 i used to get 5 dimes for 30 bucks from Pookie, if he was working the drive through at wendys his grandma would be home to sell it, this lasted for about three years straight.
Ive come on this to the conclusion that the reason white people like all of the shit on this website is the following:
If you got it like that why not experience more with your life.
Shit I golf, snowboard, rockclimb, mountain bike, live in manhattan, drive a fat asS bmw suv, fuck asian women, have plenty of black friends, got sweaters and motherfuckin t-shirts that I’LL wear on a plane to San FraCisco if I damn well fell like it. Shit Ill Even invite my lawyer to my beach house on a sunday for coffee maybe some tea while we read the fuckin New York Times. Yes the Liberal rag that sweats Barack Obama. After that we will indulge in some microbrews on my vintage sail boat.
When I get Bored ill travel the fuck where I want probably to snowboard somewhere usually Utah the whitest fuckin state there is. Ill take in some wine before I watch a film at sundance while I am there.
Just for a challenge I will go to a farmers market get some organic shit go home and order some sushi. You see I am trying to get in shape to run a fuckin marathon. After I finish the first thing I am going to do is shut of my i-pod loaded with free music, grab some bottled water and spark a fat mother fuckin spliff!!!!
YEAH I LOVE BEING AWARE OF DIVERSITY.
HOWEVER THE IRONY OF THIS WHOLE THING IS BEING WHITE FOR ME ONLY FOR ME!!! kICKS BIGTIME ASS!!
Freaken Hippy
You’ve been brainwashed by the evil known as the press. They all want you to think “Oh, racism? Yeah, that will blow over just like the embargo from Britain.” No, it won’t. It will cause another revolutionary civil war.
I’m white, and I smoke weed just to get high!
“Open Mind”? Your a moron, sir.
don’t be an idiot…a harmless website like this isn’t going to spark a revolutionary civil war…you’re ignorant!
Who writes this shit! fucking great. very true very true.
I meant the piece not the poster BTW
Why do you keep posting again again? its silly.
I actually love what you write but I think you should of mentioned a few more things like how about that “famous teenage day” 4-20 – where its everyones day to get high.
What about Bob Marley & other artists who are known for getting high that they love listening to because they are “stoners” lol
And what about stupid kids who get high AT school and not BEFORE school lol or after?
ROLL ANOTHER ONE…
JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE!
hahahahaha
fuck it , i agree with you
your all fucking ignorant
its a website to be funny and yes maybe a little racist but who isnt
get over yourselves
OVER REACTING
Everyone smokes, or has smoked just try it before….well, mostly everyone. What about cocaine? I thought that was a white man’s drug?
this is painful, i tell myself everyday “thank god” i am not white but, i think i might be……..
White people also love the idea of medicinal marijuana. Even though most doctors would not prescribe it.
Quick question: Can we talk about bob marley please? Thank you!
Yea, cos black people don’t smoke weed…
I wanna love ya and treat you right…
I’ve never heard about black people smoking weed dude! Never heard, nevere seen, I guess you’re really high.
I think whoever wrote this was high when doing so. Check your grammar dude.
I agree, cocaine would have been a better “white person’s” drug, at least rich white person’s drug.
I love the green, but really, who doesn’t. It aint just white people, hello Jamaicans!
And what about METH, that the white trash drug of choice.
hooookay, everybody, let’s all calm down a bit and remember:
*this blog is a satire. nobody’s actually being racist. and even if they were, don’t visit this website. that’s the beauty of free speech: you have every right not to patronize stuffwhitepeople like, you can even create your own website citing all the reason you hate it. but you don’t have a right not be offended.
*the fight for marijuana (or any other drug, for that matter) legality is about freedom of choice. the government doesn’t have a right to control the contents of your body or mind (and when you’re talking about psychoactive drugs, it really does come down to the state of your mind). they only have a constitutional right to limit your actions when you cause harm to others, which is why, if drugs were legalized, there would be all kind of laws of about driving under the influence, selling to minors, or going to work high, much like existing alchohol laws.
so, citing the bill of rights – how white am i?
The point of the article was not whether other nationalities or races enjoy smoking herb, it was how white people obsess over it; and we do.
The reason we do is this: we take pride in what we do, whatever that may be. That is why we spend so much money on our smoking devices or utilize our green thumb on growing it or even (as The Streets might say) making homemade bongs using our engineering degree. It gives us the opportunity to be creative.
We obviously aren’t the greatest at any of the arts…everyone beats us to being the best. Let us have our weed and smoke it, too!
Check #99 Grammar
Really Dr. Rebecca? Is that your professional medical opinion? I happen to be a member of MENSA and also a triathlete….so much for your brilliant hypothesis. Maybe you should research the side effects of your precious “legal” drugs and compare that to the side effects of marijuana. Perhaps if you spent less time on your petty judgements of things you know absolutely nothing about, you would have more time to educate yourself on the facts and have a more intelligent viewpoint!
How ambitious. What an idiot.
No they’re not… generalizations are generalizations. Generalizing about a group of people is not inherently racist.
Oh… and “being fair” doesn’t necessarily mean treating everyone exactly the same way, either. Ponder that for a while if you’re up to it.
If they are in fact a Christian, they would probably welcome a quick trip to heaven. You, on the other hand, sound like you would rather toke your way into aimless oblivion. What, exactly, is the purpose of YOUR life?? Or is that something that only perplexes you when you’re stoned…
Even though I am generally against it, yours is the most intelligent and compelling defense of weed that I’ve read. Well said!
Hell I’m old enough to remember when you could buy a full ounce for $10.
I loved this blog entry the first time I saw it. I guess some people have a problem with understanding satire. Look at Sacha Baron Cohen. He is a Master of the Craft.
🙂
hahaha when i was little i was not allowed to watch Power Ranges but i did not get in trouble for smoking weed…that is hilarious!
White trash people don’t have to be able to afford Chronic. They got smart a long time ago when they realized its just a plant and all you have to buy is the seed. Then they learned that there are people out there are so stupid they will pay $50 or $60 just to get 3.5 grams of something they just have to throw water on once a day. Where did you think your good weed was grown, Berkeley?
Ooooh, you are high!
I used to mow grass, so I could get money to get high on it. It was a vicious cycle.
I promise to hook anyone up with a special selection from my home country. It will most likely give you a panic attack.
If you’re in Amsterdam, come visit Utrecht. It’s a half an hour train ride and it’s much older, more beautiful and more quiet.
Head for the tall tower, buy your pot on the corner and find a canal. If you think you’re having a heart attack: you’re not.
Heres the problem with legalization. When legalized, Marijuana will start to make money… lots of money. People will need to manage this money and factories will need to produce the product, so an industry will form. This Marijuana industry will become rich enough to scare the tobacco companies who will either overtake the industry or buy them out. This is were the problems start because the tobacco companies will decide that Marijuana is not “addictive enough” or can be enhanced somehow which will lead to chemically laced ganja that is unnatural and more harmful. Now, I don’t smoke anything, but I understand that those who do would rather have something to smoke that wont kill them like cigs do.
you think it doesn’t already make lots of money? why would drug lords kill people to trade it? they’re called lords because they’re fucking rich. and hell yeah people already lace their ganj with shit so that they have regular customers. That’s why you grow your own or buy from someone who does.
oh come on… nobody loves marijuana more than black people do!
this is where everyone unites.
black/asian/white/hispanic/whatever will all sit down to get high off some good weed and compare the differences of each time they watch the Dark Knight on bootleg over and over again.
I don’t about this one…Weed legalized would mean, more or less, EVERYONE is high. The vast majority don’t base their usage on its chemical properties, health risks, or even morals, but on what the law says. Fear of the law outweighs reason occasionally.
But imagine everyone high. It wouldn’t be a big “Oh, I love you, let’s roll a fatty and eat some hotdogs while viewing Dazed and Confused with subtitles on and bang hippie chicks.” No, no. It would be police officers shooting you for buying the last bag of Lay’s, plumbers saying “sorry I can’t fix your toilet after you thought it would be funny to flush a boot”, and a worldwide shortage of redness relief eyedrops!
LMFAO!!!
I know you’re being facetious, but that’s actually my TRUE story.
Damn Mas, what have you been smoking? I’d say weed has the exact opposite effect than what you suggested – weed doesn’t make you wanna cap someone for buying the last bag of chips. Take it from me – legalization is a great idea. People smoke pot. All over the place. It’s great for pain and it’s fun – yes there are plenty of us white folk who love smoking pot because being nice and high is fun and makes you feel like NOT ripping the head off the guy who won’t shut up on his stupid cellphone while you’re riding the bus.
Why’s a moron? I’d do the exact same thing if I had the money.
I’m white and I’m high!
Haha, True :))
if i knew who u were id fuck ur punk ass up whity
Joe you can’t really be this stupid, so I will assume u r joking. Ganj makes lots of $ because it is illegal and thus carries a high value on the black market. If weed were legal the price would plunge even if it were regulated and taxed (which would provide revenue for a country that spends billions to prosecute and jail innocent kids, giving them more time than a rapist for having a pound of weed). Joe my advice to you is to go to your local community college and enroll in economics classes, then maybe who will learn how to beat the “man” at his own game. Why would someone spend 400 a gram for heroin to put in an ounce of weed that costs 275, even if it addicts the customer originally the dealer would have to always lace in order to keep repeat business? I don’t know if you can do math or not, but this means the dealer would lose money to turn you into a junkie. You seen one to many DARE adds.
fly like paper get high like planes
yeah…
hydra is pretty good weed in the area where I live.
cost more then dirt weed but it is petty good
doesn’t, like, everyone like weed?
Shut up, God. You have said enough.
Talk to God, bitch.
A….like a, hey man—–ah, you know—ah, ya—–that’s it……. Good music, huh.
Buckaroo man u are a looser. Smoke a joint go to a concert in your saab and get laid it will do u a world of good to actually touch a woman (if your into that, though I doubt it)
I love this guy’s ideas due to their insightfulness and hilarity. However, after reading a dozen or so entries, he needs serious help with sentence fragments.
You sure do have your panties in a bunch. How are things in Mississippi, alligator bait?
I dont buy that weed won’t make you violent. Black people love weed and their all a bunch of violent criminals.
Wow that’s a blanket statement if I ever heard one.
Weed blows. Crack so much more exhilerating.
Hahaha!
Smoke that crack. We need you out of the gene pool as soon as possible.
wow this whole website is a blanket statement if i’ve heard one! dumbass!
just a few comments
1. since when is being educated about something a bad thing
2. spending 500 dollars on a pipe/ carbon filter, does make it healthier for you, less tar
3. hemp along with 500 other things could be used to make an ecofriendly fuel system
4. you’re right we would rather smoke with are kids then have them go over a black guys house where he’s selling it in front of his 5 kids, all of which are in elementry school, but are getting a second education at home on how to make sure they are either shot or in jail by the time they are 26.
5. Amsterdam lost it’s appeal once cali and boulder caught on. Every strain you can get there you can get here. east coast isn’t that far behind either, local growers have extremely rare and beautiful nugs
6. Hook us up with something special from your home country? all the shit you guys get is packaged, compressed, sprayed with some sort of odor only known to white people as “black people smell,” and shipped in from canada to either new york or dc before you get it to your suburb where the price has been marked up 50%. It’s never quality
7. I think i’ve met only one black person ever who doesn’t smoke. barrack obama(i wonder why he never tried it???)
8. any person, black or white, that says they smoke weed for any other reason than to get high, is a fucking liar
9. finally i’d just like to say that if anyone has a problem with these comments, suck my dick, freedom of speech nigga thats what’s up!~ immortal technique
Wigger was gracious enough to let us all in on how white he is. He would have to fall under “being offended” and “taking shit too seriously” oh and also “posting opinions on web page comments sections” for he is a living example of stuff white people like (also “Immortal Technique”)
i hate people like you
Maybe that’s why he takes so much piss out of having perfect grammar. Or maybe he leaves them incomplete on purpose, just ’cause he knows it’ll piss our little white asses off.
Why would they use H? There are plenty of cheaper to cut it with.
You NEVER get as high as the first time you smoke that rock. That’s why people get addicted ‘cuz they’re chasing that elusive high.
I ❤ Maryjane
What’s “hydra”? I’ve heard of hydro……..as in hydroponically grown herb, but never hydra.
lol, i second that.
Some just love it….
Greetz from Amsterdam 😉
http://www.my420online.com
hahahah, I work in a hostel in Amsterdam and this is sooo true. Also we have at least one person each night getting sick or tripping out from either spacecake or mushrooms….
I have to say, using Marijuana has made my life quite difficult. There comes a time when you have to quit, and that is quite difficult as well. Chronic smokers will tell you it’s not addictive, but that’s because they aren’t trying to quit.
Wow! that http://www.My420online.com site is badass!!!!
your obnoxiousness stems from your immaturity. its hilarious
dont you want to be taken serious one day?!
smoking bud doesn’t make you stupid
it’s not hard to quit, just do it and get over it.
I quit it’s actually very easy you just have personal problems
just light up
Cottonmouth kings cant rap for crap.
they are the most repugnance rap group i ever heard in my life.
hahahaha, that must be an interesting job. :]
I smoked for 14 years which is almost half my life .I quit it was tuff for about a week just a thing ciggs where much harder to quit.Had to start drinking to quit them
most of the people i smoke with are black
All of the people I smoked with where white
not so much
but they grow the headies!!! see above picture!
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FUCKERS its no about being black or white….dont take this literally!
WOO MORE POWER TO THAT GREAT BITCH MARY JANE
Hate to break the news all you whities out there, but black people love it just as much and have just as many toys for it. I’ve also known quite a few who smoke weed with their kids too.
Lol sooo true. I am Gen Y and was not allowed to watch Looney Tunes as a youngster as I was too young, and yet now I sell pot to my mom!
As Marijuana is used as pain killer for cancer patients.But it has a long term effect on brain.
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peterheins
http://www.marijuanaaddictiontreatment.com
You charge your mother?
Wow, I felt like i was reading this article about my boyfriend. Weed is his thing and yesterday we spent an hour in search of the perfect purifier for his bong in Venice, CA. I thought everything looked the same but apparently not..if you ask him the top place he wants to visit in the world his anwer would definitely be “Amersterdam”.. Hmm I wonder why.
no it doesn’t. :]
and its actually used to stimulate their appetite, more than to relieve pain. its good for headaches too. works alot faster than that crap you guys call asprin. now asprin, that shit is toxic. bad for your liver. why would anyone use that crap?
Will somebody loan me some chocolate?
Hey Kevan – me too:) except tham I’m Gen X and I moved to another country, so one of my friends hooks her up now…
PS I got an A on my Critical Thinking paper, “Marijuana: Reefer Madness or High Times?” lol
I’ve written two college papers about the DuPont industry and the criminalization of marijuana. Let me just jump into the white washed pool of stereotypes…
ON Christmas day. Sitting in my grandmothers living room. And the pot conversation begins. Not only do all the parents (40-somethings) begin conversing about their smoking, and how one Aunt has already bought a piece of property in Hawaii so when her last child leaves the house she can just go sit on the beach and toke up all the time… but lo and behold Grandma disappears for a minute and comes back holding a dime baggie!!!
Sometimes, being so white is difficult. It hurts.
I remember being a little thug
Weed, really didn’t know what it was
Then I took a puff and I realized
I should always stay high
The weed (the weed), makes me feel alright (alright)
If you feel like I feel, I got half on yo dime
If you got weed smoke it, I’m a real weed smoker
If it’s mine then I would
since it’s yours you could, you should
If I ain’t there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me
Cause you know I nigga like to get high (high), high and free
Smokin’ all night, feelin’ all right
Bone Thugs get high, so high
High, high, all night, high, high
So high
Wait, let me guess…weed is superior because it’s organic and from the earth, not some nasty lab chemical like aspirin, right?
*sigh*
yeah, marijana is good for cancer. and that long term side effect is called “being baked”.
So you basically think everyone should just buy cheap items.
What is so wrong about buying quality once in a while. And the cheap stuff is not worth doing.
You should take a Ganja tour, check them out
http://www.amsterdamcentral.net/amsterdamcoffeeshops.htm
ummm…. I am white and i am cool with a blunt. also i smoke it cause its fun to get fucked up, there is no spirtualness for me i just liked to be smacked cause its funny as shit. Drinkin is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more fun anyways
“Let us burn one, from end to end.
And pass is over to me my friend.
Burn it long, but burn it slow,
to light me up before I go.”
I love the blog, keep up the great work!
thanks!
No, this is wrong.
The wrong kind of white people smoke pot…
haha your a dumbass i know alot of people that smoke weed
White people love weed
youre cool because you dont do drugs. we get it
This is true especially in the Bay Area, Wiliamsburg(Brooklyn) and the suburbs.
Especially in the Bay Area, Wiliamsburg(Brooklyn) and the suburbs.
i’m white and have never smoked weed. maybe one day.
I love to smoke weed. Honeslty I wish I smoked early in life. Society would be much better off “ciestaing” with a toke. Smoking can be a classy thing just as much as a non classy thing. I would never smoke with my children because it crosses a line of respect. To Grow a weed plant can be a very special thing. To harvest is even more special.
It’s about time to try a second day.
A friend with weed
is a friend indeed
try it you will like is,it is better than drinking
Hell yea
J’M le pot!!!
Please forgive my whiteness, but I found so many spelling & grammatical errors on that page that I am wondering if it was written while high? On a serious note: a truly dangerous side effect of marijuana that is almost always overlooked/ forgotten/ downplayed is that it can lead to the development of blood clots (in 2 ways, from the smoking & chemical reactions in the blood & then from the major ass planting for endless hours spent giggling & wondering just what it were supposed to be doing…) I would start smoking the nugs hard once again if it weren’t for my not wanting to risk throwing more blood clots, which if I was lucky, it would outright kill me by pulmonary or cardiac embolism, lest I’d be risking being a vegetable by ways of a serious stroke. Ganja is fun, for a while, but it gets kinda’ dumb when you are having to hide yourself from others in a shed or closet, wary of being caught & losing your kids, home, license, etc.
Actually, aspirin was derived by the homeopathic cure of chewing willow bark, which is much safer than marijuana. Aspirin & willow bark thin the blood, while smoking reefer can cause blood to thicken & cause clots. I’m a “victim” & although I miss toking it up, I prefer to live life without playing Russian roulette & don’t risk losing my kids, home, license, job, & am not at risk of being fodder of the local “police blotter” in the paper.
Black people smoke weed too. They might not use bongs as much, but they do smoke it exactly the way rappers tell them to.
“No this is wrong”???
You buggin…
Excuse me while I kiss the sky motherfucker!!!!
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/17/they-say-the-best-things-in-life-are-free/
Man, you must really hate white people. Lol.
What if I took some aspirin before smoking?
Would that help?
HAHAhahahahaHA funny as hell but pretty true dued
um and to answer the question on page 1 the beatles bob dylan lil wayne ever heard of them dumbass they had a little success
i think all the people who commented on this might have been high (and white)
…at least it seems like it
Weed should be higher on the list than david sedaris. i dont know who that is and i’m high right now and white too so that means i know what im talking about. thank you
I live in rural Nebraska, so you must know totally different white people than I do!! Also, I had my most profound smoking experiences in Alaska and Seattle. Maybe I should make up an Amsterdam story…..
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if your a true stoner skeeter ,you’ll love this saying
speed weed bith control
sex drugs rock and roll
we’re the stoners we have class
mess with us we’ll kick your ass
for all those preps who think there cool
think again cuz stoners rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so true it’s really funny! (even funnier now guess why)?
-White chick in suburbia
omg this is so funny.i go to a majority white high school and it seems that the white kids talk about getting high more than the black children.the only difference is the white children get high and want to go out and do crazy stuff black kids just get high and want to sit around,laugh and eat… lol.
This white person (with bangs and a peacoat) LOVES her weed, smokes with her adult child (who I encouraged to watch Power Rangers as a child because lord knows I was baked anyway), and parents at the same time. How’s that for supreme honkitude? Three generations of white folk tokin’ together.
You need to add another thing white people love: Obama.
I smoke to get high, to do photography, and later get laid
Dang short term memory loss…Obama is already on the list, of course.
Marijuana is good until you do it too much and end up being too lazy to make new friends or even too scared to talk to a pretty girl you got your eye on. You say “hey girl” from 20 feet away and then surprisingly when she comes over you FREEZE and just want to play Halo instead where you are comfortable.
thats aswome i like this site and im baked right now
this was great!
“Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences”
I smoke weed medicinally 3 times a day to cope with my shoulder surgery because i’m having bad reactions from my prescription oxycodine.
Who doesn’t like weed? The people who haven’t tried it that’s who.
-What’s so funny about this is that the only thing a lot of these people are motivated to do is find more weird ways to smoke their weed; I’m white and I like weed too but I have seen some pretty elaborate set-us just to get stoned; it seems like a lot of effort. A lot of these people will sit for hours and hours just getting high with weird pipes and talking about the “artist” who blew the glass like it is sooo important to know. (probabley because they don’t have a Tv). . . Love this site,
-J.
*”set-ups”* ha ha ha
Do you hate “the gays” too?
“Hater of All”, huh…
doesn’t that get tiresome after a while?
err, weed actually is illegal in BC… it’s just highly tolerated…
whoa whoa whoa, can’t we all drop 250mics of acid and all get along for once?
Screw legalizing weed, legalize Dimethyltryptamine, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, Bufotenin, Mescaline, and Psilocybin!
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lol true
don’t forget phencyclidine
Hilarious
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/14/this-one-is-for-the-fellas-how-to-take-advantage-of-a-weekend-when-your-girlfriendwife-is-away/
I’m pretty sure white people get fanatical about any drug unless it’s cocaine or heroine. Cocaine is their “have fun drug” while weed and E and any other psychodelic is not only for fun but for enlightenment.
Just sit back, relax, and chill out. Smoke a rub a dub, you badmon.
^^ I didn’t know they had a Mag devoted to pot, Pot heads unite! ^^ lol
i love weed, and i love making pipes, white people become pot MaGyver’s over time
i love to smoke weed everyday..it never gets old and it makes everything better…deffinitely should be legalized and i cant wait to go to amsterdam this summer
I like pot. I don’t smoke it because it’s illegal, and I have to obey all laws.
And I’m white.
so true there are more reasons to legalize it then you mentioned right now its not helping the economy and people have stopped smoking more so tabbaco is way down and farmers need things to grow right now many farmers are struggling if we had marjiunna farmers would be happy white people would be happy and it could become a good export
weed is the shit i would smoke that shit every day if i had it
im white & love to be stoned.
i like it but i trip too easy
most everyone loves weed. more white people oppose weed than any other race. fact
im mexican. fact
u suck. fact
Hating a plant is a lot different than hating a plant…fyi. You can be anti-pot and anti-prop 8 at the same time… Don’t put words in somebody elses mouth, it makes you look like an idiot douche…
i dont like weed and I’m white.
when i was younger i liked it but i got sum shyt from the rasta dude that lived next door…i have no idea what da hell it was but i was flyin!
u gotta see whats goin on wit ya smoke cuz ppl lace it
(although ppl do take it to extremes)
You wanna get high? Man, I don’t know what’s going on.
I know I’m not smoking pot ever. It just fucks up your body and what’s the point, feeling better for a while?
I highly doubt that MOST whites use any drug (besides alcohol). I don’t get all the hype about hemp fabrics.
More proof this is tolerated racism. If someone said “blacks like crack” then they are a racist. People will LOL at someone saying “whites like weed”, though. Think about why it’s OK to say one thing, but not another. Shouldn’t it be wrong to say BOTH things. This and feminist hate speech are supported because the people saying them are “disadvantaged” or “self-deprecating”. IT’S STILL BIGOTRY.
I think this whole site is hilarious & the comments ppl make about being offended is even funnier! If ya don’t like it,don’t read it.Some People like to bitch & complain about ANYTHING,& love to have an audience.Go to your local coffee shop & you can discuss all the worlds injustices with the other ‘pole up thier ass’ humans.Leave these sites for the ppl who who don’t take everything so serious.I’m offended that U think most whites don’t use any drug but alcohol..what are we not enough into the social scene that we couldn’t score something with a lil’bang if we fancied it? LMAO
One of the reasons black islanders can’t get ANYTHING done, in a reasonable time frame, is that they are perpetually stoned.
Ever been to Jamaica? Mahhhn
It’s as if a giant slow-motion button got pressed.
Yahhhhhhhhh, Mahhhhhnnnnnnnnnn
Negroes smoke MORE weed, do MORE drugs, than ANYBODY.
My dad is black and my mom is white…I love weed
what are your thoughts on that
I agree, the posts make me laugh, but the responses from people offended and questioning them, are even funnier! People crack me up! Sooo serious.
This site is a joke. Why do people keep pulling quotes and arguing them? Just read and laugh. If you are so into facts, read the encyclopedia (sp). Get over it.
Im white, in high school, have written a paper containing facts about DuPont & weed illegality, have smoked with my white father, and own a vaporizer. This is the funniest thing ever.
This is NOT racism, it’s satire. Also, most white people DO smoke weed; you’re just sheltered, amigo.
I thought white people did meth?
keep on keepin’ on. this site is hilarious.
hahaha!
I don’t think so…
and by the way, you should not be calling people “negroes”. That would really upset a lot of people. It upsets me. In addition, it is incorrect to think that all “black” people are the same. A person from Africa has a very different culture than an African-American. In fact, most Africans that I have met are quite conversative due to the fact that their countries were colonized by conservative Christian churches such as the nation of Ghana. Also, I have been to Jamaica. I will attest that only about half the population actively uses ganja. You also must consider that about a quarter of the population are Rastafarian. In this lifestyle, ganja is a sacrament to be used to connect with the Most High. In conclusion, ganja is being used more and more everyday and has always been used by all “colors”. The first people of EVERY contininent used marijuana for consumption, healing, material use, and spiritual use. It truely is the tree of life to be used by everyone!
yes most white people smoke ganja…i am white so I would know. But guess what people? Most PEOPLE in general use marijuana or hemp for some purpose…and great it is!
As an Italian in Connecticut, I have a lot of white friends. I love smoking weed, and because of this I was once brainwashed to believe that weed enhances everything and that it is a ritual to smoke and to only smoke the best of strains, or else it isn’t worth it. After further thought into this wonderful drug, I have come to the conclusion that I just like getting high. Getting high does not enhance everything and that smoking with your buddies is no more spiritual or ritualistic than watching a game of football while enjoying a beer (or in my case, enjoying a Campari spritzer or homemade wine over a soccer match). So please, white people, roll up your weed (blunt or joint, you decide) and shut the fuck up.
HAHAHA, this is excellent.
This is some funny ass shit!!! I smoke and Im not sayin I wasnt ever the typical white chick pot smoker that you describe above, I dont want to say I for sure never was…cause theres a good chance I started out thinking Im a pro, and fuckin awesome cause I smoke. Anyway, my point, I date a white boy and he is always bustin out the stories of his “crazy” smokin days back in the day, and I always end up lookin like a bitch when I try to change the subject cause he totally sounds like a douche. He also starts getting technical about pot and the different kinds, different highs…..ah so lame. But he never fails to end his pot bragging before mentioning that he wants to get ahold of ” some good shit” ah…so embarassing. Reading this puts this in perspective. Damn, makin the rest of us white smokers look stupid…there are some of us that are down with smoking and simply just that…….these other douche bags are my buzz kill!!
You must use this list as a reference in how to behave. That was one of the whitest things I’ve ever read.
Well I am also white and I say most white people don’t smoke weed. So it appears as if us two experts on white culture, have reached an impass.
I smoke pot to get high.
Ummm….
Lots of white people smoke just to get high.
I don’t anymore, though I have.
And this definitely does NOT apply to all white people.
The majority of conservatives in America think weed is from the devil. Most people I know want synthetic stuff ’cause it’s grown better and it’s MADE to have more THC.
And obviously there’s going to be a magazine about something that millions of people use daily. That’s like saying “Oh there’s a magazine all about Traveling!”
You might wanna check your facts before making such huge generalizations about an entire race. ;]
Hey guys, what’s a satire?
lol im pretty white (listen to underground hip hop like aesop rock) and you just described everyone i hang out with to a tee. we aren’t exactly that ridiculous but to an extent we are a bit ridiculous (i dropped 100$ on a bong, one roommate constantly bags me to come back to amsterdam with him, and the other thinks it saves him from all sorts of things from lung cancer to aids)
have you guys been watching my everyday life?
Apparently I live in a pinnacle of enlightenment.
European Americans engage in more drug use than African Americans. That is a given. Look at the facts and statistics. However, African Americans are much more likely to be incarcerated or documented for there drug use. The average cocaine/crack addict is a middle class White male.
oh that’s funny- I hate that white people call weed pot. Can you cook in it -no. can you boil water in it -no- So please from one weed lover to the next dont call it pot when you smoke with black people.
You CAN cook pot… brownies anyone? And no, that’s not a racist comment, just a dessert.
And the preffered mathod of extraction…. Tada!
Boil it in water. (requires pot & A pot)
Yep, and add butter. The THC will cling to the butter. Scrape the butter off the top. (oil or butter floats on top of water). Use the skimmed butter as the key ingredient in the munchie of choice and enjoy! Happier Holidays!
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HAHAHA…Yeah people lace their weed without telling you…why would someone “lace” your weed with much more expensive drugs? Ive been smoking for 20 years, and I;ve never come across laced weed, wihthout being told first that is. Goddamn people are fucking stupid…
This is obviously satirical. Anyone that gets offended at this blog ends up looking like an idiot for not recognizing the humor in the generalizations.
HA! I, a white person, seem to ONLY use the word “pot” when talking to black people. I have no idea why. I say weed or green otherwise, but when around black people I always call it pot. Let me clarify, around black people I don’t already know.
My dad calls it “reefer”. White people DO smoke with their parents.
I ❤ this blog.
Where do you come up with this stuff? You have no clue how funny you are do you?
There is something to be said about taking the piss out of ourselves from time to time…
You know honestly, i know a lot of black people who are the biggest stoners out there
i got high and drunk on my birthday my birth day waz on nov.5th so i had q.p i had 2 spark it 2 every 1……………………………………………………………………… but n a get im still stoned ……………..happy holla days and a new year,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,………………………………………….;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””'[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Us Native Americans were here first so we have smokin the longest!
why are you making that statement in white man language!
We’re all native here chillin with a white guy.
EVERYBODY likes weed you moron. blacks, mexicans, native americans, whites, everybody
Even I have to admit that is one of the most ignorant statements I’ve ever read- considering most of the islands are impoverished…
I also found it terribly confusing. First it seemed to be an angry white post but then turned into a one love statement..
LOL! why in the world do you keep using the word “ganja”? Do you think it make you sound like an expert? It just makes you appear whiter trying to prove you’re cultured. I mean after all you have been to the mother land of Jamaica mahn.
This the the funniest thing in the whole world!
It’s funny that it’s so damn true!!
Where’s the article on smack?
Who the fuck smokes weed anymore?
this guy named himself god. what an asshole.
I think he said that, and then said white people take it to a whole new level
thank you for the list because I didn’t even know I liked all of this stuff.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
I think you mean “We Native Americans…”, not “Us Native Americans…”.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
“Us have reached an impass.” doesn’t even sound right. I think you mean “… we two experts…”
maybe in the us
but us white people have been tokin and passin since long long ago
i imagine a scenario in which my cavemen brethren found a small predecessor to the modern marijuana plant. the passed it around. the smelled it. they put it on their food. then one decided to throw it in his stone made 8 footer and ever since then the whit e people have had a good time with their friends and family.
damn
your an inspiration
its highly spiritual
theres a certain connection that i feel with the people i get high with
and i only smoke to get baked, and it does make everythign better. thats why people would smoke, jack fuck
yeah bro
probably a white chick
they are the most sensitive and touchy about how to treat other ethnicities/colors
all white people smoke
you must be a lame white
You just don’t get it dude. It’s a fucking joke. Get over it. It’s written by a white guy
You are a textbook racist and a total idiot.
BTW, Obama did smoke – when asked whether he inhaled or not he replied, “that was kind of the point”
Totally racist dude, grow a brain.
I am a white Mexican that thinks that marijuana should be
legal, not for medical purposes or whatever piece of shit
people make up just to get high, I think it should be legal
because its fucking awesome being high and I don’t like that awesomeness could take you to jail.
you are missing the point. obviously certain “white people” hate weed. its more about what used to be called yuppies then white people per se ( white people like to say “per se”)
Weed is by far Gods greatest gift to Earth, having white skin, I agree entirely that super potent weed vaporized is so much better then mexican dirt weed smoked off a can.
WEED IS TEH JESUS and yes i bought 2 500$ bongs and a 250$ vaporizer and they are my babies! i would never smoke with my kids but man weeds baby weeds be the shitss! and i cant play basketball but whenever i have a black guy (0-4-0 is a code name for black people cuz its the number of black paint for a mercades! FYI) (or any 1 for that matter) around to smoke 1 of my phat ass peeces i can always be sure he will be like deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem WTF why am i soooo high AND WTF is with this mutha fucken bong! and then i make them rap to techno! and if they dont then i get my shotty and whip on my southern accent and shit starts to get outa hand so they throw up and then i make them clean it while im puttin cigs out in thier sheepish hair
“…every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary…”
Oh yeah, so true. My Amsterdam story involves hostle+lost+hot chocolate…
I learned early on how to hand roll a good joint. White friends would bring out papers and a mechanical roller & I’d say, “no thanks, just papers are fine” and proceed to roll a tasty one while they looked on in awe.
Hey runninwolf, your bitch ass couldnt intimidate a fly, stop doing all your daydreaming and get real. The only shotty you ever seen was the one you seen on tv and the only thing black you’ve ever seen was the black fist punching your dumbass out for trying to act cool. Keep it real SON, its all in your name,,,,,RUNNIN wolf. You cant hold your own, so you run when you see trouble coming.
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quality, more potent, more … organic marijuana? umm ok then.
” Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.”
LMAO… My mom didn’t let me smoke weed when I was a teenager or anything, but when she found out I did, she smoked it with me a time or two… I was also not allowed to watch Power Rangers… That is so funny. 🙂
OMG this is hilarious. I am white and my Dad always thinks it the most generous and loving thing to want to get stoned with me. So true. I LOVE this website!
If my memory is correct weed did not originate in the States but in central, and the only thing the Native Americans smoked first was tobacco, know your history.
“It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper…”
-At every white person? Sounds like someone was high when they wrote this…hilarious none-the-less.
Yeah, ’cause blacks hate the devil’s lettuce.
weed is for anyone down for a smoke fuckhead
you are so white!
Whoever put this together is brilliant…if you can’t appreciate the jokes, don’t be white and move on…you probably make enough coloured jokes, so take a joke…
And I’m sure I’ll have 100+ people respond to how I’m racist and a dink…I’m telling you now not to waste your time because I probably won’t come back to this specific page…read it once, don’t need to read it again…
How can you be a white mexican? never heard of it!
“POT MAGYVER”-HILLARIOUS-LIKE SMOKING WEED OUT OF AN EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL!HELL YAH,I’VE MADE A PIPE OUT OF A WHOLE LEMON AND SOME ALUMINUM FOIL!ADDS A NICE LEMON AFTERTASTE TOO.
they left out how when they come back they love to add tobacco to a joint cause its “how the europeans do it”
We dont adore baby clothes, we can just afford them…
That’s hilarious. I’m a white mexican too, but I’ve never seen anyone else put that in writing.
Mom’s irish (blonde/blue eyes)
Dad’s born in Mexico (dark hair, brown eyes, fair skin)
All three kids: (white, freckle-prone skin, medium brown hair, light green eyes)
Huh…. I know way more black people who smoke weed, and are really “into” it.
Not every white person thinks it should be legal. You really should not generalize. I also know more black people who are “into” weed as well. They just waste more weed than whites by rolling blunts which are fine if you have 4 or 5 people smoking…..but way more than necessary for 1 or 2. White people use bowls and bongs. 🙂
You say that like it’s a bad thing to be white. Maybe we should all walk around with our underwear sticking out…and wear wool hats in the summer?…Then we won’t be so white….we’ll just be dumbasses.
I’d add LSD and ecstasy to the list; the main attraction of these three drugs are their hallucogenic properties.
It also helps that these drugs tend to be pushed by more laid-back dealers than coke, smack, or meth. WP dislike being frisked as a pre-condition to commerce.
I’m one of the white people that can just buy, roll, and smoke. I bought a bowl so I don’t have to roll all the time, but I know people who have paid close to 200 dollars for a bong. I mean jesus, you could buy a simple bowl, and some really good weed with that money.
Weed a hallucinogen? Wow, you are so not experienced.
Wow… that’s embarrassing. I did actually write that paper on DuPont which I heavily borrowed (and that is an understatement) from The Emperor Wears no Clothes.
Weed is a hallucinogenic drug. The reason people don’t think of it as being one is you’d have to smoke a HUGE amount of it to actually hallucinate.
However, ask anyone who’s eaten very potent brownies and they’ll tell you they hallucinated.
Also add to this, the younger weed-smoking white people with their long dreadlocs that call themselves “Rastafarian”. I’ve been to so many reggae concerts, visits to Jamaica, Nottingham Carnival in London and this group always amazes me with knowing every lyric to Bob Marley’s “Legend” album, their long dreadlocks, etc. hahahahahaha
This site is hilarious 🙂
$200 bong! Try a $500 “Volcano”
I’m a mother and grandmother and to the outside world, I look like your typical soccer mom/supermom. My dark secret is that I come from generations of tokers and it appears the family tradition will go on. We are all educated professionals and about as white as you can get – literally – I’m half Irish and fish-white. I love, love, love that you have added this to the list of what white people like. It is so true. Obviously some of your more hate-loving (?) responders here need to fire one up and RELAX. Why get your panties in a knot over this of all subjects?
$200.00 for a bong? I can make one out of an empty soda can. Yes, I know, white trash!
Come on I don’t believe it’s @ #33!!!!!!!!
It should be in the top 10!!!! Come on white people,
we are Slacking big time…..Well maybe next year it will make the top 10, I’m going to do everything I can to make sure that it makes it! 🙂 PEACE4ALL 🙂
Haha this one is universally accepted…ya’ll do take it to another level though wwith the exotic paraphenalia. Lol all was need is a emptied out cigar paper from the corner store.
we smoke it naked. and like it.
Im a mexican american guy who smokes weed everyday. Quite a bit actually. My whte wife. Well she smokes more than me. SHE NEVER PAYS FOR IT EITHER! NOT ONCE!
Hilarious! Genius!
I would like to point something out to some of the commentors though–the blog creator is white. So with this “new” bit of info in hand, could you stop making actually offensive comments about minority groups who have no real say about what gets posted? I don’t know, maybe you’re just looking for an excuse to exercise your inner redneck.
Anyway, Christian, great job! You’ve got a new fan! Congrats on the book!
then you get lockjaw
umm…no. you’re an idiot. marijuana is not hallucinagenic in any way whatsoever.
Lol, this is awesome, so funny (and true in many ways).
His cancer link says marijuana causes lung cancer. Here’s another point of view:
http://cancer.about.com/od/smokingandcancer/f/marijuana.htm
Great story. Very funny and true!
sorry, you’re wrong. technically, it is.
lander isn’t white, he’s Canadian.
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Everyone loves pot…
Is this for real? So, white is really just a word for what? American? Maybe it will help me understand if someone could please write a definition for “white”. Please make sure this definition states who should be included in the description (i.e. Americans, etc.) and who should be excluded (i.e. Canadians, Italians, Germans, etc). This might clear up the issue a little bit.
Michael Phelps bongs it up
Cheech and Chong anybody?
http://culturallycool.com/computerindex.html
snoop dogg likes weed a lot more than a lot of white people i know..
Yep,I love some weed! And I smoke it to get high!
Yea I don’t know how much of this is a white thing. I know plenty of brothas that grow it, sell it, smoke it. lol!
Grandpas Special Vegtable garden with them magical Herbs in the back behind the Tomaters. Dont know what it was but when the Twins Bobby and Johnny got ahold of them it messd them up for hours… they were eatin everything in the house… I think them Magical Herbs give you temporary Tape worms…. I keep away from um. Grandpa says it helps his Cataracs and Arthitus. I believe him.
White people may spen a lot of money on weed, but a nigga will kill for it.
Ahhhhhh….Yeeeesssssss…..pot………………………………………………………………………….what was the question?
I’m white.
I don’t want marijuana to be legalized.
And I know all about it’s bad effects.
And I’ve never smoked it before.
white but not ashamed, You are an idiot
that sucks for you man. I don’t give 2 shits about the first 3 things on there but you gotta try it.
#122 demanding definitions stating who should and should not be included in ethnic groups.
See: “Is this for real? So, white is really just a word for what? American? Maybe it will help me understand if someone could please write a definition for “white””.
white but not ashamed, i agree with you, i think smoking anything is grosss so i’m down without smoking pot
Smoke weed everyday!
what bad effects are you talking about exactly?
WEED ON DECK!!!!!!!!!!
IM VERY WHITE AND PROUD
AND A STONER FOR LIFE AND VERY PROUD.
WEED HAS NO BAD EFFECTS. EVERY ONE SHOULD SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would luv to meet your azz in person..
wuss
Why are you here Blah……duh why you even reading this……..and why are you defending so hard…everybody knows what weed is even you. you just didn’t INHALE..Presidents, doctors, lawyers, priest, children do it.
Mary jane does NOT discriminate
never smoked it… know about its bad effects… what?
I like this blog. Very very funny
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.
I play poker for a living and weed for me is like spinach to popeye. I get stoned before i play(work) and it keeps me in the zone and very alert to what is going on at the tables.
I play cards almost everyday while being high and its become a very powerful tool that i use to help me take the suckers money a little easier.
Although i was a stoner long before i was a poker player…i still feel that high grade chronic helps me to pay the bills a little easier.
I’m on it
Did you miss the online post? “Frequent or long-term use of marijuana may significantly increase a man’s risk of developing the most aggressive type of testicular cancer, according to a study by researchers at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center. The study was published today in the journal “Cancer.” Say good-bye to your boys
Almost -ZERO- negative medical research findings have been published about marijuana because there are little or no long-term side effects.
Other than your memory. But who wants to remember all the ugly chicks you fucked while high?
To “lolwow” Testicular cancer only effects about 100,000 men every year and has a 99% survival rate, and any increase in due to marijuana smoking would be so insignificant that the average marijuana smoker would be at a .001% greater risk of developing the disease.
dope for dopes.
uh, pass tha ‘j’.
True about the mags, however the Netherlands have not Legalized weed, only decriminalized it. Its a non issue there, as opposed to in america where it is punished worse than murder.
I just do it to get high. This article should say about how they don’t like it because the white people I know don’t. They like to preach it to you that it’s for ‘lazy people’.
This should be called what hipster white people like because almost all white people on the other side of the 60’s would disagree with this (those that hang out in gated communities tend not to like obama or anything cool in general).
But I digress, I really enjoy these posts, being victim to subconscious desires for reefer and fixd gear bicycles. I must admit that documenting the post-modern consumer cliches of our time i fascinating.
By “white” people do they mean Americans? Because that is a pretty broad ass term. And not a very accurate one at that.
see #101
Smoking chronic is the bomb, forget the brick weed!
Great smelling and tasting smoke, OC and Hollwood have real buds. Super Silver Haze, Platinum OG Kush, Grand Daddy Purp . Yummy
Any ladies that toke shoot me an email.
johnny.weedseed@yahoo.com
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OK here in Detroit no one is more crazy about marijuana than black people. I’m serious. They get all into the different varieties.
But its the white kids that get political about it. Sitting around getting high and talking about corporations is not rebellion.
nope! I prefer drinking.
Word if your a true smoker, does not matter what color your gonna know about weed. We know this so some asshole doesn’t try to sell us average mids as some exotic strain. Plus bongs pay for themselves over time. You save so much bud cause it takes less to get you high plus you dont have to always buy papers and shit. Load up the bowl toke, simple, easy, effective. Everyone loves bongs. What the author described here was every smoker. I mean if you smoke weed then obviously you want it to be legalized.
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No, I think this is everyone. White people just do it in a unique way to the rest of the country. It’s a some sort of counter culture. This coming from a person with fully Jamaican roots living it the country of Texas.
Hey, I’m white and I don’t give a rip what anyone thinks about my getting high. I smoke because I like getting high, period. Gotta problem with that?
I am not white, although i am very high at this moment, spending around 60$ a week to smoke at my leisure, i am colombian and live in the US and boy do my gringos like to toke, but in reality everyone of every race and ethnicity smokes in the states, or has tried it. lets get out of this recession by legalization!!!
time for another bowl
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All I have to say on this subject is PURPLE HAZE, SOUR DIESEL, AND KUSH!!!!
We at the NYPD would love to talk to you about this Mr. Tim. Could you kindly give us your address and phone number so we can, uh, reach out and touch you?
We at the LAPD would love to talk to you Ms. Castillo. Our friends at the DEA also found your insight very, uh, interesting. Could you please send us your address and phone number so we can reach out and, uh, touch you?
Myself here at the L.O.L would like to talk to you Mr uh-huh about your quick wit and ability to make me cream my pants with every comment of yours I read. Could you kindly give me your address and phone number so I can, uh, reach, out and, uh, touch you? (while touching myself a little)
We at the Morals Dept. in Washington DC are very interested in your, uh, abilities to, how you say; “cream in your pants” Ms. lovin uh-huh.
We would very much like your address and phone number to come over and, uh, witness this phenomena. We at the Morals dept. would be more than happy to reach out and enthusiastically, uh, touch you (over and over and over again, if need be).
ooooooooo… it happened again. Got a tissue for my issue?
touch him where? you sicko… >.> btw i dont smoke weed cuz im a kid…
Black dude, you are the very definition of S-T-U-P-I-D!
The last time i checked, SERENA was a FEMALE name.
duh.
We at the Morals Dept. in Washington DC are always prepared with the necessary instruments to take care of such tissues, I mean, issues.
You must be careful to control yourself or you may lose all of your bodily fluids and become dried up like a prune. We at the Morals Dept. discourage such ‘creamation actions’ unless an agent is there to make sure that you do not lose an excess of bodily fluids. We are also trained in discouraging an overdose of extra sensory stimulation (ESS). It is illegal to ESS without proper supervision.
We at the morals Dept. will be more than happy to, uh, train you in the correct application of ESS.
Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
Mistakes were made for calling you stupid, kid. I thought you smoked too much weed when i initially read your blog.
Youthful misunderstanding and smoking weed are usually seen as the same in terms of intelligence.
We at the LAPD will not reach out and touch you (with handcuffs).
We are sending truant officers for you. (you’ve missed way too much school when you confuse a female’s name for a male).
Like alcohol is any better for you. You can only overdose on one care to take a guess?
This is what I have to say Have you ever gone someplace and see someone with a beer and say Hay that beer looks good thay would say sure is go buy your own Now on the otherhand you be going somplace dont matter see someone smoking say that smells good and what is there reply (HAVE SOME BRO) IT DOESNT MATTER WT BLK GR ORANGE THAYGIVE YOU A HIT AND USALLY BECOME FRIENDS NO PASS IT ON
wow you’re so witty. Did you sit there all day thinking of that zinger???
I had myself a GREEN St. Patrick’s Day. Uh huh…, if you need to bring the cops up here, sorry… I must have run out. They will have to buy their own.
If you share your GREEN, then maybe we can overlook the visitation of the authorities.
Share and share alike!
pass that ‘j’. You’ve been holdin’ it too long.
Yo man, don’t be callin’ me a Bogart. That’s f**ked up……
damn, when the s*** is good, everybody seems to forget to pass tha ‘j’.
now THAT’S f**ked up man.
S**t, you’ve held it so long it went out….again.
Sorry man…I forgot to pass it because it was sooooo good.
Go get us some more and i promise to pass it up faster next time.
too funny.
I’m White, and I love weed. All my white friends love weed. but all of my non-white friends love weed too. It’s not that white people do or don’t like weed, it’s that all people like weed. except loosers. I hope they all die so they rest of can toke up whenever we want
Wait…what were talking about?
man, you forgot to pass tha ‘j’ again! Bogart!
Hey!! Who’s this dude bustin’ in line for a hit??!! It looks like i’ll have to call the authorities on this freeloader.
Back off coolga—-….uh, I already forgot your name, dude.
Tell dreddpyrahhhh…uh…..what’s his name, to come off the roach and give some other dudes a chance to puff….
daaaaaamn…..
Do I have to do everything here? Snuff that little thing, I’ll break out another.
“…I’m gonna burn one down. Yes I’m gonna burn one down…”
We got Sgt. Stadenko coming to deal with the freeloaders. I hope he isn’t still a lizard.
Hey asshole, we dont need to die in order for you to get high.
stereotypical white man says-i love smoking a spliff,watching the wire making new entries in my moleskin diary,usually about my run-ins with asian birds.is evry1 here american?
See you need to get high more, such aggression!
Right o..Cough, cough…
ahem…
Right on!
hey man, stop cheerin and pass tha ‘ja’!!
I’m losin’ my buzz…
I believe you are the ‘looser’, dude! It’s called spellcheck!
You are totally correct and I heartily agree with you. I get high on life! No death required.
“Looser” is still a correctly-spelled word. Spell check would, therefore, be useless. Also, commas go inside of quotation marks. In addition, does “I believe you are the ‘looser,’ dude,” really have enough emphasis inherent in the sentence structure to require the exclamation point? My sources say no. Finally, I can’t believe your spell-check let the word spellcheck through! It’s called “spell-check,” dude.
White people like well structured sentences.
“Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people”
Since we are all being grammar nazi’s – this sentence doesn’t make any damn sense. I can understand a spell check or grammar check for the article or “blog”, but who gives a shit about spell/grammar checking a comment. That’s like calling a retard for traveling in basketball.
It’s not like anyone is writing a thesis on here.
BTW, Most of these articles are generic descriptions of many adolescent males – black, white, brown etc… You could replace white with black, or asian and it would not change the humor point.
I do like the hypocrisy of the author – Calling out the onion when in fact, this blog is crafted in the same vein. The formula is easy:
A) Make obvious observation about an individual or group of individuals.
B) Expand on said observation using prolific, demeaning vernacular. (The key here is to come off as intelligent. Big words = intelligence. Substance in the situation does not)
A + B = Seinfeld, The Onion, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, et al.
Using the logic in this blog, one who conclude that Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, and Paul Pierce were/are white.
correction: one CAN conclude
Ahh..yeah, man. I rolled up one for each of us. Now where the hell did I put them?
pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side
Actually I didn’t use spell-check because I knew that the word in question was not spelled correctly. It was done to generate some response from all us white people out here in the universe who think the list is funny and somewhat accurate. I appreciate the comments and information ascertained.
Nope, I think it’s called knowing the difference between “loose” and “lose.” Both which the man above you fails at. It’s probably the dope.
I’ve never been much for any kind of drug, medical or not. I go for organic and herbal when I can, so what about legal highs, do they work?
Wow obviously didn’t read because in the beginning it pretty much says that everyone loves weed, but white people are the ones who glorify it and make it a big deal and get all these expensive accessories.
You are so white.
yeah, legal highs are awesome, way better than weed. you should buy in bulk though, way cheaper that way.
*cough*
uh, I think i found them…I wasn’t sure if they were ‘j’s so i smoked them both, and guess what?
they were!
uh, can you roll us a couple more?
Not ALL white people get high. I do, but in all honesty this is the most raciest article I’ve ever read. ALL RACES SMOKE WEED. Since biblical times its been smoked. And YES PEOPLE SMOKE IT JUST TO GET HIGH. The sarcasm in this article is extremely exaggerated and the person who wrote it obviously doesn’t know the first thing about white people considering I know well more black people who smoke then white.
True that..
Nobody dies from ball cancer… Nice try but no… Nobody gets high and kills a family behind the wheel, nobody gets high and deicides they can stop a train with their face, it doesnt drain reality from you like alcohol. There arent bad effects from it. You feel groogy after wards? SMOKE MORE FUCKING WEED! You forget stuff? People forget anyway! Lung cancer? Even if nobody in the entire world ever smoked weed ever there would still be lung cancer from asbestos and cigarettes. ever heard of 2nd hand smoke? It enhances almost every sence. also ive found that people who try to use health effects as an excuse to not smoke weed are the people who have never done it because they’re convinced its way more powerful then it actually is. Attack LSD users or something. Or the kids drinking all the cough syrup in the country, not the ones smoking weed and harming nobody (not even themselves).
Dont smoke weed? Fine but dont spread false rumors… There are no bad health effects from weed. Lung cancer? Would exist without weed dumb ass.
And good dont smoke it, more for the rest of the world.
Annoyed…
Just to clairfy through the haze. I do not think he is saying only white people smoke. He is making fun of the way and reasoning of white smokers. Like your self. Who some how smokes but is offended by someone saying you smoke. You are silly. and probably stupid.
Tina you are so right; but more to the point he’s probally high. He’s decrying the sterotyping of white people, while using a sterotype of black people to make his point. This site is funny as shit! As a black person; It’s nice see others subjected to overly broad generalizations about their likes, habits and tendencies…GOOD SHIT! (i used shit twice, now that’s some shit)
ahaha I am white and this is so true. Great article, lol’ed many times (mostly at myself).
is that so? is this the raciest article you’ve ever read? i seriously doubt that.
if so, why don’t you go ahead and read the other 123 articles in this site?
the name of the blog is ‘stuffwhitepeoplelike’ dude, it’s a joke overall, obviously. chill… roll a joint 🙂
I like how people get pissed on blogs. as if anyone gives a shit. this is the only blog ive ever written just to see how it feels and for those of your who give a shit… If you’re gonna fight over the internet you’ll be compared to a retard running a race… because even if you win. you’re still retarded. HAHAHAH FUCK YOUUUUU BITCHES IM A CRACKAAAAAAAAA!!!!
De Ganja is de only way ta git closuh to God, mahn!
I think that MOST of this article is right. my dad doesnt condone marijuana, and i DO smoke to get high but also for social and spiritual reasons
I wrote that paper on marijuana in 7th grade. Fun fact: the Declaration of Independence was written on hemp, so the legalization of pot will mean that not a single tree or rain forest will be needlessly cut down again.
You left out the part about how Whites who don’t smoke pot almost always “experimented” with it in college. It’s not getting high. It’s science, and thus very White.
“ta git closuh”?. to get close to God?
(I’m Brazilian..)
Love the site. It’s good to see white people trip on themselves, with their tight asses. This one was dead on. I am a Black woman and I HATE to get high with my white friends. The first thing they are gong to do is extrapolate on how much they hate their parents. White men are not so bad as white women whom are the worst. The herb will loosen them up and make them think that they are “hip” and then they want to go “deep” with you. This is normally when I do a bunch of head bobbing and “uhm humming.” When white people get high with their Black friends they treat them like they’re Oprah and just get to unloading shyt that their Black friends care nothing about. Yes, they have good weed in abundance, but by the time you finish dealing with their “whiteness” your high is gone.
no. way. I’M A CRACKER TOO!!!
haha i hate blogs.
but this one is far too accurate. I feel so… identified. White people love feeling like no one understands them.
Well I’ll smoke to that, for an experiment & whall I’m at it maybe I should tell you about how my father was an alcholic that beat us all the time, and my mom was a nervous wreck, and how I got picked on all the time at school & Im a political
prisoner that is so pissed off about all the illegals & the illegalization of marijuana that I want to move to Canada, where I can chill out with some sweet buds & listen to Bob.
I second that, toke up… you won’t be near as “annoyed”. I’m white, and yeah I think just about all white people do smoke weed, cept the ones who can’t cuz there jobs or something like that. Those people want you to think they don’t like it, but there really wishing they could smoke too.
You are so racist, most blacks are, so you whore yourself for whitey’s weed. Bet you live in the projects on welfare and whine about us owning your niggardly asses 200 years ago. So don’t hang with the crackers, Mambo, and go back to the crack pipe with Sambo.
hey cracker barrel, FUUUUUUUCK YOU and the meth pipe that’s up your cracker azz….
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uh huh…
Yo man, it’s been a while. Ignore the cracker. Hes just mad cause his sister is shacking up with dad. And his bother wont wear the purty clothes.
I brought a lotta somethin’ for the ..cough..cough.. whole room. Here, got a light?
DPR
No racial generalizations here….
You fun fact is an urban legend, dear. It was written on parchment paper. Want proof? http://www.usconstitution.net/constfaq_a8.html
hey DPR, good to see that you kept the ‘fires’ lit. I hope cracker barrel didn’t try to smoke crystal meth into his own azz crack, but you never know.
Smokin’ crack inside your own ‘crack’ is some f***ed up sh**.
Anyway, here’s a light. Now, uh, can ya let a brutha get a hit anytime soon? You been on it for a long time now and I’m not feelin’ it just inhalin’ your smoke….ya know what i mean?
Thank you so much for posting. I’m happy that free speech still exists.
I set it up “buffet-style” Help yourself. Feed your head.
I think C.B. is pissed-off cause he smokes resin out of his dad’s azz.
aaaaaaaahhhh…..now that’s more like it. Hey, you got any more papers? I wanna try your stuff ‘Cheech and Chong style’….you seen the movie “Up In Smoke”?
I’m gonna go for the record dude…..
Quasi-fact: The Declaration of Independence was really written on hemp…….the first draft, that is…..Then the founding fathers decided that the first draft wasn’t that good, and they did not want to waste the paper…..sooooooo……..
Needless to say, the first Declaration went up in smoke (next time you’re visit Phili, go see the portrait of our founding fathers…notice the vague grins and the reddish discoloration in their eyes)…
“..We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” (you can interpret ‘happiness’ in many ways
Now that travel is relaxed, I brought in some cigar rollers from Cuba. Man those guys are artists.
i think that smoking weed is the best thing to do in every situation. Just chill out, spark that shit, and listen to some good fuckin music
oh yea…
just ‘play that funky music white boy’
…quote from wild cherry’s only hit record from 1977
i have to say i agree 100%. it’s the best way to relax
lol… fuckin’ everyone loves weed, and the number of negative side effects is very small….
weed is prob the best thing that happend to the world!!!!
Marijuana has been around for thousands of years, and people have been smoking for houndreds. Alcohol is way more potent, deadly and addictive. Marijuana is awesome 🙂
haha i love how everyone adds something pro-weed
it’s lovely i agree 🙂
Ima smoke weed for the rest of my life YEAAA!
Its my life!
I’m white and i love it, so i guess this article is 100% accurate. And its definitely right about rolling it up isn’t enough haha i spend too much on periphinalia. f it 🙂
I smoke plenty of weed….and have a bob marley painting on my wall….
Im white i like weed but i still dont thing that it should be legalized and everyone who says alcohol is worse is right but do they understand that in the long run you still have lung cancer from anything you smoke so you are just legalizing another thing to harm people
uh nah….you were smoking weed when you wrote this, right?
someone was high when they wrote this
I agree that marijuana shouldn’t be legalized, but it should be decriminalized so that extensive research can be done by reputable labs. Once solid information is available about all of the side effects and any benefits to consumption then and only then could legalization be considered.
Anybody here who said they like grass but don’t want it legal are morons… Why would you want to continue to be harassed by cops about what you act like you love?
Side effects? What are you on about? Aspirin is lethal c.sativa/indica is not. I can’t think of any problematic side effects.
Wait.. I’ll be back, I need a snack…
What were we talking about?
because then there would be tax to pay on it, less bang for you your buck
But the price would go down, because it would be cheaper to grow openly. So it would all come out in the wash.
“All white people believe marijuana should be legalized” 😦 If only that were true…
too much emphasis on race.. its about the choices we make as our own separate people.. has nothing to do w/ whos white or not.. its weed not that big of a deal. whether we choose to smoke weed or not as non white people would be a personal choice.
Dude, it’s called ‘Stuff WHITE people like’ and you’re saying too much emphasis on race…?
you’re simply an idiot Alicia
its not like this in london… the other day i was at a party and had a spliff and some black guys start laughing at our ‘commercial shit’! i said i didn’t know about them, but i just wanted to get high =P
Alicia, I hope you’re white. This definitely satirizes the American marijuana subculture. While it is a personal choice, the white people WHO DO smoke weed most likely associate to this character. I’m from a predominantly black/hispanic neighborhood, and we always made fun of white people who would show off expensive bongs. That’s seen as an unnecessary purchase, and not some genius way to get high.
ppl only say that there are negative side effects. there is NO proof of anyone who ONLY smoked weed their entire life to get any sickness like lung cancer. if they did get lung cancer, they proly smoked cigs too… so then u cant say that it was tha weed that caused tha lung cancer…
and as far as ppl who say weed makes u dumber or slower…. theyre tha slow ones… its mind over matter
ganja is tha healing of tha nation… and p.s. im brown 😀 …
Haha “Nat” hit the nail right on the head… hah.
Alicia, do us all a favour and go back to reading archie comics. 🙂
Now, as for the marijuana blog… true, true and true. I wish I was high now, I wrote a paper about the effectiveness of marijuana on consentration and health… and if I had the money, I would buy a bong. Though, now that you mention it… I would rather have 20 papers for 56 cents… then a $200 glass bong that some idiot is gunna break next time i have a party… so Im definitely not buying one now.
I do love weed and I know a lot of white kids who spend more then $500 on bongs and pipes… you are a very wise bloger. 🙂
Dude, weed is much, much healthier for kids than anything produced or inspired by Japan.
haha, dude it’s so true, I browse a marajuana culture forum and everyone shows off their expensive ass bongs that are like 400-1000 bucks or more…it’s redic
this is a good laugh and so true
arrested development !!!! im so white
Shouldn’t that ad for the 420 watch have the time on… 4:20?
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Actually, smoking ANYTHING is inherently dangerous. Smoke inhalation damages the lungs, simply a fact. Also, there is tar in marijuana which can transfer to the lungs.
That being said, at least it doesn’t have cyanide or rat poison in it.
i am a white woman and i absolutely don’t do that. i smoke all the time, with my white friends and black friends. and i definately do not unload all of my problems on my black friends like they’re “oprah”. so maybe your white friends are just lame…. don’t blame the race!
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on marijuana.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
Sounds good. I’m not rich but I can spare you a dollar, just count me as the millionth, i.e. get a dollar from 999,999 people first and I will definately give you a dollar.
I might even give you ten dollars… I would be pretty impressed at that point.
Way to go! Spread your message
effects
That’s funny…a study titled “Health care use by frequent marijuana smokers who do not smoke tobacco” from 1993 seemed to show a much higher rate of respiratory problems among marijuana smokers when compared with a control group of healthy individuals. Repeated THC exposure has also been shown to hasten the age-related death of hippocampal neurons that are involved in short-term memory, and most likely has long-term effects on the basal ganglia and cerebellum (involved in motor coordination and certain types of memory).
I used to smoke a lot, and still do occassionally. The stuff can be great. But don’t kid yourself.
Pot is great, minus the trouble it caused me with the law. But is it any worse than alcohol? I mean everyone has met an “angry” drunk… but iv never heard of an angry high person, like ever. And most of the people iv met in my life smoke or have smoked. Shit my boss smokes, my brother smokes, my mom smoked, my dad smoked, my girlfriend smokes, all of my friends smoke (minus the one who is allergic), shit i think that if everyone smoked there would be world peace. More of less because everyone would be too lazy to pick up a gun, or forget hoe to even operate one.
Injections of THC, the active principle of cannabis, eliminate dependence on opiates (morphine, heroin) in rats deprived of their mothers at birth. The findings could lead to therapeutic alternatives to existing substitution treatments.
Dude… Holy shit. You are retarded. Or suck at irony. Both? In the end, the answer is simple: no one cares.
I read an article on a (white) mountain biker who started smoking pot to help “alleviate muscle soreness” …ridiculous. White people are vain and ridiculous and I’m glad they exist so that people like C.Lander and I can rip at them.
ya well i don’t like mexicans a whole lot
i’m glad mexicans exist so they can pick broccoli 12 hours a day in scorching weather for 6 dollars an hour
I’m glad white people exist so they can buy our weed and be stupid and brain dead for 12 hours a day adding to the unemployment ranks of the great USA..
you may not like us, but your mother sure loves us! Especially when we play ‘ride patrick duffy’s mom like a horse we saw on that Dallas TV show’. The horse looked like you.
asswipe.
I’m glad that other races can exhibit bigotry. It is good to know that redneck hicks come in all shapes and colors. Oh yeah, diversity….cool.
Just because he doesn’t like Mexicans doesn’t mean you have to be an ass hole.
Just because you’re an asshole does not mean you’re not white.
Jeez, I’m white and from South Africa and ya’ll got some serious racial issues. Still like Marijuana though….and Mexicans.
This blog is a surefire way to get the racists out of the woodwork.
woah major mind fuck.
what the hell is wrong with you people?
ps. i like how the guy who started the racist coments in this whole things is ‘a guy on drugs’ and all he had to do was post one little comment
way to go, you just let a druggie get in the way of your thinking abilities hahahahahahahaha
It’s just a way to escape reality. You found out your father was gay and can’t seem to get around it so you think that getting stoned will help. Then you realise that when your not stoned your problem is still there. So you smoke some more. You begin to like this as you don’t have to deal with the reality of life so you continue and before you know it, you’ve become dependent and feel that the only way to get through life is by getting stoned day after day. In turn, you lose your job, wind up in your mother’s basement, spend your 30th birthday at home…in your mother’s basement, getting stoned not even thinking about the fact that you are now 30 years old and still living in your mother’s house. You don’t have a girlfriend and if you do you can’t remember the last time you had sex because you were both probably stoned. You borrow money off your mother who finally tells you to get a job so you apply at the nearest gas station and spend 6 months there before quitting because you realised it was too stressful for you. Your friends all smoke weed and hang out with you in your mother’s basement talking about Buddha, Gahndi and Jesus Christ and how they all must have smoke too because they were “So Right Man”. And of course the topic of George Washington having a Marijuana farm comes up.
People criticize you for being a stoner and you defend yourself by saying that “even rich people smoke tons of weed and look where they are.” But in reality you really don’t know if they do so you still wind up looking like a douche bag. Of course you back that up by reading bios of famous musicians who’ve had successful music careers and “claim” that they smoke tons of weed and use other fun recreational drugs like cocaine, heroine and meth. And look at where they are. So you think that you must be doing something right. One day your going to make it big.
Eventually your mother kicks you out of the house. You move in with another stoner friend of yours who also still lives at home. He’s only 25 so it’s still cool that he lives at home. Neither of you have jobs and his parents tell you to get a job if your going to live there because they will not support you or your habits. The two of you decide to start your own business by growing marijuana in the basement of his parents house. It becomes successful and you both start selling in the streets. His parents begin to wonder what that awful stench from the basement is and insist that the two of you come clean with them. You tell them you’ve gotten into Native American beliefs and were just burning sage to get rid of bad spirits.
Eventually the cops find out that your growing and selling and start watching the house. One day you sell to a UC and wind up getting busted. The house is raided, you, your friend and his parents all wind up in jail. His parents disown him, your mother disowns you and you wind up living in an alley downtown using old newspaper as a blanket.
This one is a stretch.
I still love the blog though.
wow, I mean unless you went through this yourself, or you know 2 people in your life like that you are pretty dense, that can be said about anything that has an addictive nature, the difference pot makes is you can do a lot of good things with it, but if you lack motivation then you will fail just like you would high
Well, white people lemme tell you a little secret: I’m from Holland, and I’m black, and I smoke it too! here’s the thing about weed: instead ofspending all your money on buying the tools, you should spent it on the goods! tht’s like buying an SUV and then not having anymore money to buy the gas. also: if you ever want to go to Amsterdam, don’t go to the coffeeshops there,call me instead. my shit is better, though slightly more expensive.
i think you mean blacks are brain dead ones adding to the unemployed as there is more hispanic and black crime then white as well has white people have higher job rate…
there is an entire social culture behind marijuana, to argue that that only white people conjure a identity behind this substance is just absurd. and I know the people reading this know what i am talking about okay, the stereotypical stoner has bob marley posters on his wall, or some fuckin leftist political thought etc, etc, all people like weed, and whether they are black or white, all people who smoke enough have some knowledge in what kind of weed they are smoking because not all weed is the same and to argue that only white people make that specification between the different strands of weed there are is in fact racist against everyone else who is not white, your actually arguing that only white smokers want to be conscious consumers of what they smoke hence forth you’re IDIOT
Maaaaaaaannnnnnnn! I just wanted to enjoy my buzz and laugh! Buncha dam buzzkillers! RACIST BUZZKILLING GRINGO’S !!! VIVA LA MEHICO!!!
everyone knows assholes are brown . unless you bleach it. There now i’m in the racist game.
Just like you without drugs! RIGHT . If you don’t like the “Great ” USOFA THEN GIIIIIIIIIIIIT OUT amigo!!!!! Comprende ?
Smoke another one there baker boy!
I got your dollar ! Is this obama?
Dumb ass ! As a smoker for twenty years it has ruined my lungs and my life ! No cigs. Young ignorant fool!!
Hey idiots, not all hispanics are mexicans! Some hispanics aren’t related to mexicans at all!!!
Dude, this post doesn’t ever say that all hispanics are Mexicans. It simply names the Mexican culture as one which likes to smoke pot.
hey Pedro?
kiss my ass!
comprende?
shut tha fuck up some guy.
you want to join me in this game pedro? It’s called ‘all we brown people ride your mother like a horse’ game.
And we didn’t even have to bleach her ass. It came white already.
asshole.
shut tha fuck up pedro.
LOL. You call Sonya an ignorant fool but YOU Pedro have ruined your lungs from what?…..20 YEARS OF SMOKING?
the ignorant fool is the one with fucked up lungs.
DUMBASS.
You are idiot, too.
The WHITE man ALWAYS doES it BEST..FUCKIN ALWAYS WE RUN THIS SHIT
HAHA MY UNCLE SAYS THAT SHIT ABOUT A DRUNK GUY AND A HIGH GUY LOL AND ON LIKE CHRISTMAS AND THANKSGIVINGS EVERYBODY IN MY FAMILY EXCEPT MY GRANDMA AND ONE OF MY UNCKLES AND AUNTS SMOKES A BLUNT BEFORE WE EAT LOL THEN GET DRUNK AND FIGHT LATER ON THAT NIGHT
[AND I GOT A BIG FAMILY LIKE 4 UNCLES AND 2 AUNTS AND A MILLION COUSINS]
ATLEAST YOU DIE HIGH
I GOT A BETTER IDEA SPEND 96 CENT ON A BLUNT WRAP
I CAN DRIVE HIGH I CANT DRIVE DRUNK
MY BF WAS IN A LIL ARGUEMENT WIT THIS GUY BC HE SAID SOME SHIT BOUT ME “AND THEY WAS LIKE LETS SMOKE THIS BLUNT AND TAKE IT OUTSIDE” HAH IT DIDNT MAKE NO PEACE BUT IT WAS FUNNIER WHEN TODD BEAT HIS ASS
IM WHITE AND IT SHOULD BE ANOTHER THING ON THE LIST
CRYSTAL METH LIKE NUMBER 3
#188 White people love hating other people!!!!!!!!
i don’t think anybody should argue about weed. it’s a point well taken that everybody loves it. everybody.
we all win.
rofl. best. ever.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment.
^ that is now my facebook status message XD
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK (:
Marijuana became illegal in the 1930’s when the Hearst company newspapers reported sensational stories about the “drug of choice” of all time. Marijuana was said to be worse than any illicit drug out there, but here’s the reason.
Hearst’s businesses were involved in getting a competiting byproduct banned, he held stock and interests in lumber (paper), cotton and textiles, and joined tobacco companies willingly to keep their loyal consumers hooked on nicotine.
And most of all, marijuana was seen as the “black scourge” or “what Mexicans use”, a whole lot of racism held at the time. Opium or heroin was banned in the US circa 1900 by the presence of Asian (esp. Chinese) dope peddlers. +
Not all Hispanics are Mexican, not all druggies are either and Cubans are portrayed as the drug smugglers, though the Colombians are the drug cartels and Puerto Ricans are seen as the drug users. Keep on the ethnic stereotyping, asi homies. “Odelay” and “Viva La Raza”. +
Where can old white Americans suffering from cancer pain, glaucoma and arthritis get their pot or weed from? Mexico. They claim the health care is cheaper, but we all know how substandard it is down there. Marijuana is the cash crop of Mexico and soon American oldies will flock to Canada for it. +
Let’s not spam the whole place with our impersonations of “Cheech and Chong”, we need a RPG site for that. You didn’t know Tommy Chong was Chinese-Canadian huh? He made a buddy with Mexican-American Cheech Marin in the ’60s, where they needed a “black brother” for buying blunts. Aaaahhhh, those were the days. +
Alicia got back from wonderland to share with us the best thing she ever experienced. White people love different cultures from non-white people, but marijuana isn’t one of them. Reggae is Jamaican, but marijuana is just stupid. +
Marijuana is one of 3 drugs the Indians traded the white men (the other are tobacco and peyote). The white men screwed the Indians by giving them alcohol, cocaine and heroin (some fair exchange huh?). White people seem to be the one doing drugs, but shunning other races for it. +
this is slightly true but most of us only smoke to get high and treat it the same as alcohol plus if said white guy pays premium he will only do so if the product looks and smells appropriate
Recent data reveals that 159 Million people worldwide admit to smoking marijuana.
That’s only about 4% of the population. Hardly everybody wouldn’t you say?
and if 159 million admit to smoking it. how many have but wont admit it.
Also…. 78% of all statistics are made up on the spot..
You are so damn right in this article! I see all my friends being interested about how to cultivate, prepare and of course smoke this weed. They are so interested in this stuff, that sometimes they forget everything about themselves, about the things they should be doing, etc.
I really wish white people’s usage was as proliferate as Sir Lander conveys but sadly it is still very much illegal in 95% of the U.S. Wouldn’t it be legal if most old white men (those who run this country minus the B-man) were wake-n-bakers?
Actually, Alaska is the western-, northern-, AND eastern-most state in the United States. The Aleutian islands cross over the Prime Meridian’s opposite, going into the eastern hemisphere.
more like 159 million in the US alone. world wide would be in the billions.
YOU FUCKTARDS MADE WEED ILLEGAL IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Haha, you jungle bunnies are all the same.
Kevin Riley O’Queef is more like it. You’re real proud of being as far easy as Maine. Can anybody say “pathetic?”
Why don’t you pick up a book, t-nard? You realize the sentence “your still retarded” makes no sense. It’s not even a complete sentence. You need to follow it up with something. Here’s an example: “Your still-retarded brother is banging his helmet on my car again.” If you’re trying to call someone retarded, you would need to use the contraction “you’re”. It’s actually two words fused together as one, hence the term “contraction”. The original words are “you” and “are”. While it resembles the possessive pronoun “your”, they’re actually entirely different words.
I can tell you think you’re cool and smart. No one uses the word “perhaps” unless they’re British or trying to sound high-brow. I just wanted you to know: you look like a fool for not knowing how to spell.
Legalize the ganj!
And then there’s the ones who admit to it but don’t inhale…
Hey man, I`m from Holland, and I just wanted to point out to you all, that weed is being smoked by far less people in the Netherlands, then it is being smoked in the U.S.
This simple fact proves that our ‘almost legal’ system is working.
The fact that you are this negative about weed, also means that you where one of `m guys that just couldn`t get along with anyone during school, had a bad social life, lost your virginity at age 20, and never smoked it. Or, you went bad on the thc, and threw up on the very first draw. Don`t judge pot-heads. There are plenty of people having fun, and working hard, bringing this world forwards. A classical example of such a person, is your American sir. Washington. His main crop was hemp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfiaC-2K1LM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjoostdude.hyves.nl%2F&feature=player_embedded for more info.
Now you can go and say that weed is bad. People smoking it are wrong. But you`d be a fr*cking hypocrite. Also, it is less harmful than cigarettes to the lungs, less powerful than alcohol no matter what you come up with, I`m willing to do some digging, and come up with something better.
legalize, don`t criticize
jah bless
Omg I LOVE weed.
First of all why do any of you guys smoke weed ? Have you guys ever thought that the money you waste on your weed could be saved up or used for something bette. In my opinion , your wasten your cash. Also who cares about how many people smoke , do something with your life . Also how they say white people smoke the most and spend money on equipment i dont believe in it, any one can be stupid and smoke everyday and waste money , there is no specific race of who smokes the most. Sorry for my harsh words
Right, I forgot that nobody else smokes weed. I guess the fact that the Indians (of the dot variety) have been smoking it for thousands of years and that blacks mention it in 90% of their “songs” were just my imaginations. Silly me.
I smoke pot, but most of the other whites that I know can’t stand it, so as usual your article is inaccurate shit as a result of trying too hard.
sounds like u didnt even read the article
I’m still amazed when people take this seriously, then again, being white I’m more apt at understanding irony….. ahh, superiority makes me feel so entitled!
oh wait now I’m feeling guilty for being entitled…
well at least my bangs are lookin good.
uh dude, there was an article?? I gotta clear all this weed smoke from my room…
uh sar dude, you gotta extra ‘j’ i can hit on?
Black people smoke way more weed than white people. Who even cares about who smokes it. When you smoke, do you look around and think that there are way more white people than black people there? Fuck you man, you righteous motherfucker.
Marijuana is bomb and everyone needs to toke. ‘nough said.
well thats good we got our gringo friends to like weed…since they hold the power to legalize it.
hey jeff sacs dude, you been inhaling the secondary smoke too long bro. Try just sucking on the joint for about 10seconds, hold it a few seconds, then exhale….
yea dude. The first thing you’ll realize is that white people and black people look like grey people in the smoke!
It’s a beautiful thing dude….
Where do you get your facts? Why wouldn’t a pot smoker want the best smoke available? Hey man, give me some really stank weed so I won’t get high and I’ll cough my lung up……….does that make sense? You are a total idiot !!!
if all white people wanted weed to be legal…it would be
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(8) we love marijuana, not just gon leav it alone, one more spliff ina mi jaw bone ❤
They “believe” marijuana should be legalized, but if it actually happened it would ruin it for them and they would no longer like it and would try to make it illegal again.
I used to buy mine from these guys.
You’re a dumbass. It’s HUMOR, stupid.
this is all a joke some of you take it too seriously. its here for you to laugh at not criticize
hahahaha good point. gov’t would regulate the shit out of it.
he said in the beginning that everybody smokes weed but white ppl take it to a new level by knowing all the strains, smoking out of $500 roor bongs and subscription with high times thats all just chill out smoke a joint and stfu
Good times, I can’t wait to pass the torch to my niece or nephew to be.
looks like California is heading for the legalization of pot. made its way to the ballot now.
Australians aren’t blessed with the joint rolling gene-instead they fashion a make shift contraption out of everyday household objects. Innovators!! Yes- we love bongs. Check out this article i found.
http://thingsaustralianslove.com/index.php/things-australians-love/4-bongs/
still want to try it. looking forward to it
Everyone likes pot. duh
I’m white, and some of my worse memories are from being stoned. I can’t stand the taste or smell of it and I’ve always hated the way it made me feel. Growing up, people were on a mission to get me high, their rationale, “…you just haven’t smoked it with me yet, man.” I can’t believe how much I heard that, and it never changed the way I felt about marijuana.
All that being said, I suppose I’m like most other white people, in that I still want to see it decriminalized.
This is great! The first time I ever smoked I was forced by my mom. If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m white.
Asians, Black people, or Hispanics can’t be rich?
I went to university in the United States and was astonished by how many students thought it was entirely normal and even good to do drugs (including marijuana). In Kazakh, it’s only a ‘specific kind’ of people who do drugs or marijuana, but certain not most or even many of the young population. I wonder if it is the same in other white countries..
Hahah.. My ex boyfriend is a white stoner.. All this matches him so perfectly I couldn’t stop cracking up.. We even had to go see Kottonmouth Kings (the band on the cover of high times) in concert! And he loves that magazine. Oh gosh, this made me laugh. I suppose I found it funny because I’ve never done any of this but know someone who this description matches pretty much perfectly. Hahah 🙂
Yeah, in Kazakhstan they just drink themselves into oblivion and chain smoke 24-7. So much better for you.
white people are also far less likely to go to jail for possession of weed than minorities, especially in NYC. FACT!! Legalize it, and don’t criricize it (there goes my Peter Tosh reference, damn this list s spot on)
As an unfortunate side effect of globalization, young and old are taking drugs ALL OVER THE WORLD, more in some countries than in others. This is the direct consequence of the erosion of moral values. Civilization is declining as increasing numbers of people are losing their scruples and considering MONEY MAKING as their SOLE goal in life. Some day, after the next big war, this period of decadence might hopefully be replaced by an era of regeneration.
Weed is the greatest thing ever. I smoke it just to get high. It makes everything better. I urge everyone to smoke weed. You can do anything high. I routinely take exams High. I got an A or B on every exam this semester except one that i didnt smoke the day before or the day of the exam when i normally smoke trees everyday and i failed that one. weed for recreational needs to be legalized asap.
lol, I used the very same method last year, and hell yeah, it worked. Got kicked from school unfortunately XD
But guys, use weed, but use it with great care you lads. Otherwise, the story of your life goes something like this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC4dKjNJxnQ
enjoy, get wiser using pot, and live a high life. High life, good life. But don`t overdo it 😉
Well I don’t know if legalizing marijuana is the answer bit I do strongly believe they should decriminalize drug possession, especially for non-violent drug offenders.
I like this blog, but I must admit it makes me depressed because I feel like I am just some big stereotype (the bitter truth? hahaha… nervous laughter) oh well… I must admit that I admit that I didn’t smoke up in Amsterdam and hate people at hostels because I think they are just a bunch of Lonely Planet snobs.
Marijuana is fucking God. Anyone who says nay shall be shunned into Hell for the rest of their being. It is a lifestyle that is everlasting and shall reign the White culture for generations to come! >:]
Story of my life.
I like the anti-marijuana add posted on this page.
Yea, like AAs don’t like to smoke the MJ.
Give me a break.
LOL. Well, I am guilty of spending a lot of money on pot, but for your sake, maybe I’ll spend it on something “bette”… say, a dictionary for those less than grammatically proficient. 😉
Long live Ganj!
LOL epic fail lol! i think black people like MJ way more than white people… white people like to spend money smoking it and blacks like to turn it into an art 🙂 and a lifestyle. i.e. Bob Marrrleyyyyyyyy
smoke weeeed everydayyyyyyy 🙂 lol its soo funnny I get from everyone allll the time at school that they would never say i did drugs because of how i look. I used to be blonde and Im a mix between prep and thug lol… Im fresh to death everyday… i smokeed weed on thanksgiving.. food never tasted better in my LIFFFFFFFFFE!
almost every black person i have ever met has smoked marijuanna. so much for that theory.
Weed is a godsend. It really is.
I second that motion,
Santa LOVES him some bud!!!
Well its obvious from the comments this article is completely true.
hey im white and i smoke weed everyday not for any reason i just like getting highXD
lol im not white, im actually asian, but i seem to love weed more than most white people i know. haha. does anyone else get really horny and think sex is MUCH better when you’re high?
I know it’s not good for me and I really know of the shit is: I put it in a pipe, light it, I get high. So much of this shit is completely spot on and I love how it’s calling everyone’s bluff. I wish I had gotten to this idea first… yes shit is a very versatile pronoun. I’m glad you noticed ;D
then you don’t smoke to just get high you smoke cause it makes everything better and makes you think better resulting in better test grades
Kevin, everythings better when you high!
YES I DO LIKE IT
LOL! Spot on as usual. BUT a vaporizer is worth the investment (there are cheaper brands than Volcano!) if you want to get high – whoops, I mean, take your medicine, or expand your consciousness – without messing up your lungs.
Glad to see I’m not the only one who feels that way. I smoke some herb, and I’m high AND horny right away. It makes a great thing even better. I think I have become like Annie Hall in that Woody Allen movie, got to have it before I and go (and come). It all seems obvious.
hahaha agreed fully.
Oh! So THATS why my white friend got mad when I told her that smoking weed wasnt a good idea! Makes sense now.
Statistically speaking, there are more drug busts yearly invlolving blacks or Hispanics than white people, asians, and middle easterners combined. so this articles dumb
(: Funny thing, hoser, is that this is suppose to be a HUMOROUS post. So take your stuck up -most likely Caucasian- little attitude, and get out off this site. kthnx ❤
That’s another reason why we like marijuana so much. Everyone else gets arrested for it.
It’s not the article that’s dumb, it’s just that blacks/hispanics are the ones dumb enough to get caught with it!
There may not be any drug dealers in suburbia, but there are a lot of people who smoke weed.
Hysterically funny and true article!
This is undoubtedly very true. I’m pretty sure about 80% of my community is smokers of the herb.
I may not do this but yes I know more people who do or have done this than people who don’t or haven’t. lol.
Hahah once I hit a certain high, all I wanna do is fvck.
So it’s not just you.
I love weed, but I don’t like spending money on anything other than product and papers. Because then you get drunk and break your piece.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
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Something you should read.com is a great site, but http://slimspickin.blogspot.com/ has just a bit more moxy.
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Funny article. But I would bet that more blacks than whites smoke marijuana. Ever heard of A-motivational syndrome from smoking weed? I see a hellofalota lazy black people at work and in general than white folks. I would bet it’s from smoking too much weed.
This is so true i told my parents the same thing when they found out. Also a broken piece (bowl, pipe, bong ect…) is the saddest thing ever to a white stoner. The first part of the artical about how we like to know everything about it only applies to a certian few white people like this kid a college all he talks about is weed and how to grow it and what he cane get back at his town its ridiculous he never shuts up personally i just like to smoke it because it makes me feel good and something that feels so good cant be wrong.
I showed this site to my hubby (he’s white) and he said that this site is bs. It’s ok to see stuff that other race like but not white. Well, I’m Asian, I’ve been hearing a lot of Asian stereotype toward me all the time.
Have some sense of humor…come on. lol
Hey Whitey,
Your piece must be very small. A Black Man must of fucked you wife and Mother, probably at the same time. Black folks are lazy at your job not because of weed, they just want to see your white ass actually do something for once. We built this country… the least you can do is maintain it.
And if you look at all the of the white bud heads that I have seen in my life you would know that you guys are the folks that can’t handle your drugs. “Hell I’m high, lets go and shoot up my old job that fired me”.. WHITE PEOPLE… NOT BLACK.
Grow a pair and maybe you Wife and Mother would be able to see it and not have to go after the black cock that makes a whole room go dark!
Whitey,
By the way I make well over a medium six figures income and highly educated. Bitch! SO don”t go there!
You my friend, are awesome for postin what you just posted right there above what im postin right here
oh shit it was 4:20 when i posted that awesoooooooome
This site really means “urban white liberal with affluent parents” when it says “white people”. Only a tiny percentage of white people outside of college towns have more than a few of these opinions.
That said it is hilarious and clever.
hehe, damn white people.
Actually, Im a 15 year-old wjite person and I absolutely hate marijuana. It is a discustingdrug that can not only cure cancer, but make you sterile! Isnt that just great!? It can also affect your brain in many ways. Its just a super-fun deadly poison!
fuck u nigga. weed is the shit. your parents have lied to u. it harmless. know what u r talking about b4 u talk shit bitch.
Wow that’s funny because you don’t know your facts at all…
would you rather teenagers run around under the influence of meth or PCP? Pot is perfectly safe and several doctors support its use and go on to say that it is fine for recreational use. No one is forcing you to smoke up, so leave us alone…
Nice attempt at coherent English. Try harder next time.
hey..it’s better than crack 😉
Learn how to spell, I’m a 15 yr old white person too and I find nothing wrong with marijuana. It is the least harmful out of all drugs and is in some ways good for you.
Oh yes, perfectly safe…lol. Except for putting too much oxygen in brain cells causing them to die and memory loss, yeah….harmless. *eyeroll*
Yes, highly educated. It’s very obvious. Passed 8th grade did you?
Can you please site your sources for the deaths caused by marijuana. I have not seen any legitimate studies that found marijuana a cause of death.
Weed cannot make you sterile. You can’t just make stupid claims without backing it up with facts. You are clearly an example of a person who believes everything he is told. How in the hell would you know what weed does medically? How many people has weed killed? You have no idea so maybe you should shut the hell up until you you actually learn something about it for youself. You wanna know what a deadly poison is? Look in your parents liquor cabinet.
you have no idea what the fuck your spewing misfit,
do yourself a favore, smoke a joint and shut the fuck up,
and another thing, im offended by this “white “thing,
if it was a “black” thing and a white person posted on it
the naacp would attack with the rev al sharpton slinging
watermellons and fried chickin yellin for his white cracker ass
to get the fuck out, wait,,,what the hell was i saying??
fuckng long term loss of my short term memory i think,
i cant remember,,,,,nevermind!!
ya,,riddlin was fun,,,till it became a gateway drug to meth,,,
what we have here is the poster child for masterbation,
your parents must be cousins,,,misfit
to much oxygen in the brain,,,,,,now thats funny,
hmmmm,, i was gonna say sonething else but i cant seem
to remember what,,,,oh yea,,, as for memory loss,,its true,
but i cant remember why,,,
cure cancer?? if that were true dont u think it would
greatly outweigh the minor memory loss that is the ONLY
side effect cannabis has? or would you rather let the people who are going to die from cancer go ahead n die?
the reality is that cannabis was unjustly condemed by
our government in favore of dupont and synthetics that are curently killing our planet, what about the fact that AIDS patients are living and surviving simply because it gives you the “munchies”, aids causes the imune system
to shut down and leaves the patient unable to eat, thus the body has no way to fight infection and and has no energy, death is certin, but the cannabis makes you hungry
so would you condem the sick people to death because of your misinformation? the plant is multi talented and if our government was to remove its head from its ass it would not only save the planet but would calm the violent misfits down and that would mean you wouldnt have been beat up
so much for being a fuck-tard,,,go smoke a joint and shut the fuck up before i find you and kick your fathers ass for raising an idiot,
why does it have to be white? or black?
fuck-tards like you come in all colors,
if god wanted us all to get along she wouldnt have told him
( mr,god) make us all the same only differant with a variety of shapes, shades, and sizes with 1 common over sensitive self serving poor fucking me soft spot between the ears,
wow,,i am just so blown away by what i just heard myself say, im fucking brilliant, i should get an award!
or something….
white people love marijuana black people love crack.
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Read it and weep, JT 🙂
I know this site is satire, but come on! White people are such ignoramuses that we’ll shell out a shit-load of cash just to toke “organic” marijuana? Is there such a thing as “unorganic” marijuana?
And the idea that we take offense to the concept of recreational marijuana use is just a joke. Hello????? Who do you think we think the vast majority of pot smokers are? Are you seriously suggesting that white people snub their noses at non-medical use marijuana users? Well, then you obviously don’t know any white people.
hello,,my name is ******(name blanked out to protect the innocent) and im white,
im also a pot smoker for over 25 years,
i sudenly cant remember what the fuck i was gonna say.
but i refuse to smoke shwagggggg,,,
nothing but the best for me,,,
no. the only study that has shown marijuana kills brain cells is the one where they put monkeys in an enclosed cell, burned out 63 joints and the monkeys died from lack of oxygen. and they never proved it makes you sterile either. and who cares if it does because kids suck and there are way too many people on this planet 🙂
This was always a BLACK PEOPLE thing. rofl!
douche. get off the damn site. all u do is hate on everything. just leave shit alone.
white people get jobs while blacks smoke this while ther on well fare
Damn why all the hate? isnt there something called freedom of speech! so Shut the fuck up and quite bitching. Yes bitching is still a form of freedom speech but an annoying form of freedom of speech. For Christian Lander you freaking Rock!!! im half white! way to go man!
rofl. I don’t like alot of those things but ok. I think it’s funny as hell. lmao.
First of all, what kind of a person would want to mess theirselves up with pot? Really is that the only way you can have fun? You have to get high? Drinking isn’t even enough for you dumbass pot smokers? Yall should get a life and help society out instead of sitting there like a bunch of hippies telling us that everything we and the government do is wrong.
look here pal drinking is SOOO! much worse than smoking pot have you ever seen one of your friends going on an all night pot smoking binge and having to get their stomach pumped.. or worse o.d-ing and dying. and the goverment is out to git you man i know it cuz me and my buddy were smoking pot and i called my other buddy and he said that his t.v has a camera in it and i totally believe him why would he lie? so fuck youu! pot hater!
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I wonder why coke didn’t make the list…?
haaaahaha “mess theirselves up with pot?” pot doesn’t mess you up. period. it’s being proven more and more all the time how it’s effects are actually more positive than negative.
oh, and… even i, as a (ohhhh no!!) pot smoker, know that the word “theirselves” ISN’T EVEN A FREAKING WORD.
okay. come ON. who’s messed up here now?
stop the stereotyping – you have no right to be calling :anyone: a dumbass ever because clearly by reading your post it is you, my friend, that is a dumbass, and many others would probably agree.
So true
White people love weed/shrooms.
Hispanic people love cocaine.
Black people love crack/heroin.
And us Jews are quite found of pills.
LoL… Wow… If this isn’t the definition of stereotypical I don’t know what is
i love weed. and yes, i’m white….but i will admit, i smoke to get high, not to cure cancer.
I’m black. i enjoy weed every now and then. many of my black friends enjoy weed. none of my black friends enjoy crack/heroin. I’m also part Jewish, and the only pils I enjoy are my birth control pills.
So put that in your Jewish pipe and smoke it. Oh wait, you like pills….nvm
stereotypical is good… funny as loong as its not in a racist way
that was quite informative I will use some of the shit you hawe spitted out here dude… hell yeah
The endocannabinoid system promotes cell apoptosis in a way that is unique in medicine. We have enough misinformation and propaganda thrown around about this matter as it is. Hope you remember this post you made when your parents are denied medical cannabis while they’re undergoing chemotherapy 🙂 🙂 🙂
wanna miss the point there moron?
Why is it liberals want to do away with tobacco, religious conservatives shun alcohol, and most of all the feds. are now regretting the established illegal drug laws? Medical marijuana is just as regulated by legal authorities the same way tobacco, alcohol and prescription meds. like oxycontin. Marijuana, if smoked au naturel without dipping the joint in acid, is much safer and has pharmaceutcal (sp?) uses than some non-FDA approved franken-med. concocted in the pusher Pfizer laboratory. Marijuana should be taken with great deal of responsibility, same goes with alcohol “binge drinking” and tobacco “second hand smoke”. Btw, medical marijuana use is legal in Canada, and their reasonable regulations of marijuana as a controlled substance alike nicotine isn’t causing society to fall apart there.
Smoking weed too much can lead to prostate cancer or so I’m told
come on, people of all races love weed. true stoners see weed as a great uniter, bringing together people of all races, religions and beliefs in peaceful agreement that this little green plant can do good things. many times in my life i’ve ended up hanging out with someone completely different from i am, whether by race, or culture, or class, or anything, just because we both liked smoking weed. and the thing about weed is, you share it. you pass the peace pipe. there’s nothing uptight about it, it’s all about chilling together, in peace, black or white or whatever.
and also, there’s a reason why people have smoking stories from amsterdam, it’s because amsterdam produces the best weed. like, of course everyone would have their best wine story from france, or best skiing story from switzerland. two words: SPACE CAKE.
Probably should do your research before posting things ‘ey?
yea, they have free health care too!
Fool, are you drunk right now?
I don’t know why people always want to take in the smoking factor of Hemp. This is the Most Productive Plant on the Planet and needs to be brought out in the good light to achieve things for Mother Nature. Yes! I have been trying since 2006 to get electricity, bioFuel, vitamins, cloth, plastic and paper: just to name a few into the State of South Carolina. No Politicians will listen to me! This does include all people running for Governor……This plant could produce Trillions of Dollars and 10 of thousands of jobs for the people of South Carolina….Hey! $1.00 gasoline would be fine for everyone……Look at Henry Ford, who wanted to make and run his cars off hemp……..Let’s turn a new leaf for the benefit of mankind and let the lies and deceit of Hearst and DuPont come to a positive light. Thanks!
Jews love pot.
Went to the Cup in Amsterdam! It had been my dream vacation since I was a freshman in college!
I’m white, I smoke weed.
I have white friends who smoke weed, and some who don’t.
I have black friends who smoke weed, and some who don’t.
I have latino friends who smoke weed, and some who don’t.
buttt, I have yet to meet an Asian who smokes.
I’m really astonished by it.
You should meet some grad students from Thailand!
It should be that white people are into “hemp” and not weed. Everybody is into weed.
http://www.stuffstonerslike.com coming soon
I’m a white female. I don’t smoke weed. I don’t like weed. Don’t care for the smell, the taste, the effects or really anything to do with it. What I do like is watching high people make fools of themselves… 😉
I would like to get Commercial Hemp Production started in South Carolina to pay off all these bills on the people. Hemp would be a Trillion Dollar business with the farmers making at least 500 Million by stopping exports from Canada, Hungary and Romania……Lets get the Politicians to stop the lies and deceit of Commercial Hemp Production.
I am a white female, i like smokeing weed, i like the smell, the taste, the effects and pretty much everything about it. I smoke it because i like getting high, and i like being high. it amuses me.
fuck yea dude. all the way.
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I’m a white mail and love weed. If the people in the government and the Illuminate would only let us have this miracle product, we could solve all of the various problems that face our country! I was talking to one of the parliamentarians in Amsterdam when I was visiting and told me that Marijuana helped save that country from numerous issues that our poor country is dealing with. Afterwards she took me out and showed me how Marijuana inspired the great arts and sciences of that country.
Weed can truely bring universal peace to all! When everyone gets high, we tend to throw away our hostilities and gain greater understanding and love for one another!
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#99 – Grammar
Tell it, sister! Being high is like getting a handjob from God himself.
Haha!
I like to fornicate women black women in the butts.
Weed makes me pound their pink pu$$i3$ until they’re dripping wet
this is true,white people do like weed
Why are people responding to this as a serious thing? It’s satire. It’s funny. And true. I totally wrote that paper in college.
lol mail what a stoner ;P
This blog is retarded..satire or not..it’s not funny and god forbid a white person wrote a book about black people and what they like…there would be riots….maybe i will start one…#1 fried chicken
#2 Grape soda…though true I’m obviously being satirical…doesn’t mean it’s right!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Those are also fun when your high.
The guy who wrote this is white dumbass, your scenario in no way relate to the situation jackass.
Hey-
http://www.stuffstonerslike.com is up.
And you, sir, have no understanding of grammatical structure.
Hahahahaa<3
I’m white and I hate weed…
Then again I guess I’m more asian ;]
LMAO this is funny shit.
I’m not upset with this in anyway and yes i am white. just making sure that is clear before the rant or w.e
I smoke weed all the time. and it’s just to get high. calms me down you know? I see no point in buying some 500$ anything for weed purposes unless it’s a big bag of… well weed lmfao.
Why buy a machine when you can just roll up a blunt and smoke. or pack a bowl…
I do believe it should be legalized but just because if it’s less harmful then alcohol and it’s legal why shouldn’t pot be?
Don’t get me wrong driving around high off your ass isn’t a great idea but i’d prefer there be like 100 high drivers on the road apposed to 50 drunk drivers.
Smoke weed have fun and laugh laughter is the best medicine.
I had no idea where i was going with this. just typed it off the top of my head. If you can’t laugh at something about your own race then how can you laugh at something about any other race.
Peace, pot & papers.
haha, i think this kinda applies more to hippies rather than white people (though most hippies are white anyways).
For the record, I’m a white guy and I could honestly give less of a crap what “strain” i’m smoking. I have a few strains i like more than others, but i wont go out of my way to get a particular kind of weed. if it’s green, i smoke it. honestly i kinda find it obnoxious when people try and talk to me about different strains and smoking devices or whatever. I’ve got a batty and a pipe, that’s all I need. Not to mention when people try and sell it for more cuz it’s a “different strain.” You could put ten different kinds together in front of me and I would not be able to tell which strain is “better” or “worse.” I don’t care if it’s fruity gummybear pineapple kush or kine blueberry wowie! It’s freakin’ weed! Just smoke it and enjoy yourself!
didnt think you were supposed to start sentences with and
I agree with you..I also believe there are other pain methods,and marijana etc just burns out your brain sooner..if you know what I mean!
Weed is the SHEEIIIIT!!!!
I smoke it…i don’t get scientific about it…does it get me higher than the last shit i smoked? cool, roll it up
this shit right HEEEERRRRE nigga….this shit right HERE?!?!
BHAHAHAHA
Btw, I’m White…So fuck ya’ll lol
This is quite rediculous, maybe you should edit it (based upon statistics) to be a bit more accurate.
I am a young white male, never have I written a paper high, got high with my family, and the best part, never have I ever smoked a joint, weed, done drugs, or any of that.
Oddly enough, I grew up in the ghetto.. so that rules out the “rich kid, shielded from life” theory.
I find it offensive, that you, or anyone else, can label an entire race, by sterotypes. Because to use definitive words like “all” or “every” is highly inaccurate.
HA, way to prove the mas point
PcChatley is right.
I was enjoying your narcissist rants and babbling until i read this,#33.
You fucked up and lost credibility by making these general statements worded like true facts.
How about you say something like “In my opinion, blah blah…”
Anyone who found this blog to be remotely true is an elitist fuck holding onto values from the past.
On a closing note, marijuana is a gift valued from all who know its gifts and ability to get one high….regardless of ethnicity.
i was under the impression that this was all a joke. I certainly dont fall under every listed stereotype, but i DO find them funny. chill the fuck out people!
Do all white people care about smoking weed from a $500 piece, or smoking the very best type of weed, or going to Amsterdam specifically to smoke weed? No.
But 95% of the people that do do that stuff are white.
Stop with the fucking counter-arguments to a blog that is supposed to be humorous and entertaining, and not factual. I’m glad somebody is poking fun at white stereotypes, it doesn’t get done nearly often enough.
Dear the_editor_sucks,
God…you are such a stupid fuck. You are trying to find some deep meaning in a satirical website. Chill the fuck out man…enjoy it for what it is. I hate dickheads like you who have to complain about the most meaningless shit. In no way is the author of this website even claiming to be making credible statements. No one is making the assumption that this blog is true…well…unless it’s people like you who have probably consumed so much marijuana that their brain is fucked up to the point where they are unable to tell the difference between reality and satire.
Fuck you dude.
Now…to the guy running this website. You rock!!! I’ve spent hours reading and forwarding your link to my friends. Thank you.
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So ya sayin’ dis here maryjijuana what made me so fuckin’ fucked up stoopid?
O jus watt ya sayin’, I like fuckin’ my own mammy ’cause I’m a pervert?
No way!!!
Way??
a men 2 that brother
I think a lot of you have problems understanding these are just broad funny stereotypes that apply to the current (young 20-30’s) white population of the USA. Of course black people, and Asian, and Latino people do some of these things. Of course all white people don’t do all these things. These are just FUNNY STEREOTYPES that are oddly and recently very prevalent in American White culture. I am very guilty of a lot of these. I think it is really funny. I live in Japan, have an Asian girlfriend, like mos def, used to make movies, wanted to be a writer, like to camp, etc, etc. No I don’t do yoga and don’t really like tea… and I am NOT going to be all defense and complain that this list is stupid and I guess I am not white cause I don’t drink wine. Just enjoy this for what it is. BROAD STEREOTYPES. one more thing. Stop being so defensive. one one more. You dont need to post on every thing that you DONT do, “I don’t do …..” whatever. good for you.
here is an idea for the next item. Stuff white people like: not having a sense of humor or being remotely opened minded.
This blog in general is funny, but I think it’s even funnier that people are getting butt hurt about white people being stereotyped! I’m white, btw.
Im a white guy 18 years old and i think this web site is awsome. It is so funny and alot of it is true. Some stuff i just dont get. I even learned some stereotypes i never heard of before.
The comments are funny as fuck too!
haha this shits funny as fuck. everything was true here for me haha
“hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland”
this is such bullshit. when I was in Amsterdam, the only hill dudes i met were from New Zealand.
DEUTSCHELAND FTW!!!!
We can all laugh at this site… you know with the stereotypes that are already out there being put under a telescope; but on the website stuffblackpeoplelike.com it is basically apologizing for the stereotypes and saying.. just kidding after everything… Its funny when stereotypes are talked about white people but when they’re talked about black people its racist?? I think either way its kinda funny but its definitely not cool to put white people out there the way it is, and try to sugar coat the other stereotypes like they did on stuffblackpeoplelike.com
I agree!
Haha, this is pretty good, and so true! I can speak as a white girl that I love knowing all sort of things about pot, like the different strains and such. I also do have a friend who spent over $500 on a Volcano vape, but I would say it was well worth the investment, since he saves a shitload of money on on weed. http://stonerdiary.wordpress.com
thats germany stooopid
maybe white people should have sugar coated it when they went to africa and put black people in the boats…just kidding!
Yeah I can’t argue with this article, man I love weed, I love it!
Do you not realize that not just white people like weed. Everyone or 99% of people that has ever smoked it loves it and just saying that white people do is crazy. I am white and i think that this whole website is stupid. There are different types of people and the color of their skin does not qualify them to like certain things. For example people say black people like fried chicken well i love fried chicken too so does everyone. But, i do love weed also i know many people who are white that don’t like it. That is mainly cause they don’t know the true facts about it cause of what parents or teachers tell them.
I hate it super gross, and not a lot of adults do it.
1. Everyone is not equal to 99%
2. There are a lot of people, white, black and otherwise who have experienced weed and did not enjoy the experience. Maybe even as much as 30%.
3. There are also plenty of people that do not like weed because it’s taste, it’s smell, or the general experience. Not because their parents or teacher have told them to not enjoy it.
Aw are you offended?
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
I do smoke “just to get high” and yes sir… I am white.
I love weed. I smoke it just to get high. I’m waaay too cheap to go beyond buying a basic pipe to smoke it out of though lol.
I smoke weed to just to get high, and i am more than your typical white guy. and the only way i ll pay premium is if its premium quality stuff, oh and btw weed should be legal because it does solve every problem ever! =P
instead of war… smoke a bong and sing a song! =]
WTF IS THIS S**T!? You don’t make fun of white people! I’m warning you they might foreclose on your house whoever is making this stuff!
pot’s cool
Where the hell are you people living? In my area of the US, I am proud to know NO ONE that smokes pot.
All of you wanting to legalize this drug must have gotten high one too many times. Pot is just as bad or worse than cigarettes (which should also be illegal) and other drugs. Potheads like you guys make me ashamed to be living in the same world as you. Why not go out and make something of yourselves? Spend the money you buy pot with on something more constructive.
And one more thing, enough with the racism. “Whites” may smoke pot, but it’s definitely not a majority, unless I’m blind or something I haven’t come in contact with anyone who smokes pot, and I have been across the US. Stop making generalizations that aren’t true.
It’s official. I’m going to see negative comments below this one very soon.
Is that why you wrote it? To see negative comments?
“Unless I’m blind or something”
Yea, you are. Not everyone lets people know they smoke because people like you make assumptions about them, it’s called a closet smoker.
Take your own advice and stop making generalizations that aren’t true. Not everyone who smokes pot is a dead beat. And making it illegal solves no one and puts innocent people who just wanted to smoke next to murderers and rapists, ensuring when they get it they’re be far more likely to commit a violent crime than when they went in.
Where the hell are YOU living? In MY area of the U.S. I’m more than just a little stoked that the people around me smokes herb and that most aren’t trying to sit on couch and watch life pass on. Instead we’re college students in school, hard workers 9 to 5ers, loving parents and so much more.
I want marijuana to be decriminalized, not made legal. It’s stupid to get a ticket for smoking or growing because Cops think that your going to sell it. There is so much more that could be done instead of a hopeless “War” on drugs.
You ask that people stop making generalizations, yet your willing to call the weed-smoking-readers “potheads”, assume that we haven’t made “something out of our life”, that the only ones who want this legalized have gotten high to many times and aren’t people who require it in daily life just as someone who has cancer that can not afford Chemotherapy or after said Chemo are to weak to have an appetite; and that we’re not being constructive with our earnings. I smoke weed, but I’m not a pot head.
Piss off please.
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I love this website in general, but I am a successful white male college student, who smokes weed every day. I find this offensive, and given the fact that I bet I am doing more with my life than many people will who hate the stuff.
Let me just add that my career is going to involve fighting oppression against everybody everywhere, regardless of race, color, sex, gender, whatever. This marijuana thing here is making light of MJ legalization which is a BLACK civil rights issue primarily, so you’re not even making fun of white people. bad job. There is a reason the NAACP is behind prop 19.
Marijuana is so passe, look at the latest trend for white teens to get high off from…audio files of bioneural sounds and music tunes on the internet, known as “i-dosing” by what’s called “digital drugs”. I’m like “WTF?” when I watched this, and soon I was like ROFLMAO!
In addition, here’s a parody of the “I-dosing” trend, but called “E-bumping”. Hilarious as hell…taking it higher.
C’mon, seriously, how big is the phenomenon of digital drug sounds? It’s a remix of the trance music raves fad in the 90s and some partygoers took ecstacy in raves.
your a mark if you dont know anyone who smokes weed. its the 21st century, get with the times
Radio station from South America (Peru?), wherever they grow mairjuana, cocaine, heroin or what else (Acai, J/k).
For anyone savvy to lengthened the gong 10x (make a 28 sec. song, last about, oh…about 10 mins.) and add some synth to the background, you’re on an i-dosing trip.
hahah yeeep writer is a dumbass mark who obviously only hangs out with white people.
newsflash: everyone loves weed!
I know way more mexican and black guys that smoke than white people, who usually give some excuse about doing some trivial shit in their life and it’s importance over DRUGS
Yeeeep. This Ben guy is a dumb-ass mark who OBVIOUSLY lacks the ability to sense the over-exuberant amount of sarcasm (duly noted) in this blog.
Newsflash: The internet is no longer a place to research anything serious!
I know of way more idiots who know what the fuck a joke is when they hear and/or read it. It’s just the incompetent imbeciles that choose to give some sort of excuse about how you were born a dimwit, something not easily convertible.
great info guys. keep smoking the ganja… legalization seems to be rolling along nicely
I would have to agree with this one lol.
Gotta love the uptight stoners responding in this thread. Weed should make you more relaxed, not an uptight douchebag. You’re clearly not smoking enough.
I guess 60% or so of the African Americans in my city are white.
The reason people swear frequently, they do not have the resources nor the intelligence to think of a different word.
I hate marijuana. You fail.
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lol. The part about finding more expensive ways to smoke weed is my favourite part because it’s funny and true. Smoking and being white are two things that come too naturally to me.
haha! right?!? these people are dumb, and need to go smoke a bowl. or two.
I like your priorities, much like my own. I have more sucess with one than the other, will leave it there.
I am a newbie to this site..I read the SWL book, knew there had to be a corresponding website, and I have been enjoying it, especially these discussion boards.
As far as herb is concerned, yes, I love it. First smoked at age twenty, quite a bit in college, where I became known as the best roller of joints in my group of friends, then stopped for a long while when it became much harder to line up reliable sources. That problem was resolved about three years ago. I enjoy in moderation, at home only.
As far as Whites and Weed are concerned, yes many whites tend to see anything they like as a combination of religion/competition, you see much the same with wine. If you are willing to wade through a lot of bullshit in either case, you can pick up some good info. When you find what you like, enjoy, and pass the good word and what ever else.
this really is a cool site. man im learning tonnes about cannabis here… im glad ive stumbled on this!! thanks for the great info!
i liek to smoke because i am black
shit this is the best site to learn about people
I dunno about all that, I mean come on. I am interested in this organic potent weed from your home country, I am aware of the premium and I am willing to pay.
Being a white person I feel I need to correct your statements and show that I know more about foreign cultures, so here it goes:
Mexicans do not like weed. It is so cheap in Mexico that really dirty poor people can afford it; therefore, no one wants to be associate with them.
i want tok with u…………………………….my ide on orkut
Hmmmmmm…….this website is about as dumb as the what black people hate one….
Smoking weed is not what cures cancer…don’t mislead people into thinking it is all a sham. Of course it is not really a cure either because cancer is a degenerative disease and if you keep eating at mcdonalds every meal it comes back again over and over.
“Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.”
^^LOLZ
(Write about white people using txt words out loud, just for entertainment or to make something funnier, when really it sounds stupid)
not true because i have a lot of white friends and its like thyre proud to be a stoner and smoke just to get high
Obviously everyone can come up with a few examples that don’t add up with the stereotype this guy is stating. But overall, every entry I’ve read on here is mind blowingly true. It’s hilarious. So many of my friends think they are so original enjoying the things discussed on this website, holding the views discussed on this website, and this man has them completely exposed.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit, it’s super funny as well.
Have yall ever wrote about white people wearing those big aviator shades.
I beg to differ, getting high can be mind expandingly fun, or just another way to kill a tuesday afternoon. Retelling those stories to people late at night while pounding down cheap draft beer is even more fun.
Sure, because McDonalds (or any food) directly causes cancer.
mexicans don’t like weed? i beg to differ. have you ever offered a mexican weed and had them turn it down? i sure haven’t
Most Mexicans don´t like weed… Mexico is a country whose drug consumption per capita is well under many other nations in the world. Also, it all depends on whom do you offer weed because social position is a big factor, meaning this that lower social sectors are the ones that tend to smoke weed. This is first hand information, I’m Mexican and don’t like weed 😉
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Fuck you. Just because your not white, doesn’t mean you can down on all us perfects
This site is hilarious because I’m white and think a lot of what you say is true. I’m against smoking with the kids, but know many who do. It’s funny how hard core stoners all think they are scientists and do various “experiments” to prove some stoner belief.
So eating mcdonalds gives you cancer? you’re dumb, Weed actually does decrease the risk of cancer, because it decreases the size and health risk factors of tumors in your body.
that was easily one of the dumbest things ive ever read.
congrats.
all druggies are liars u piece of s***?
i smoke weed. im a full time college student at a high ranking university. i dont do other drugs, i like my THC, caffeine and nicotine. i dont even drink much. its ppl like YOU that think weed is a big deal that skew the perception of marijuana.
my best friend graduated 4th in her class in highschool, having smoked marijuana since the beginning of freshman year on a regular basis. she was a section leader in choir (it didnt ruin her voice smoking it thats for sure) and now shes got straight As in in college studying math and science.
u should go out and meet people without being such a judgmental POS. u will lead a pathetic lonely life like that sweetheart. i feel sorry for you.
Are you simply an idiot or do you have tourette’s syndrome? Both you and your idiotic racist post are a complete waste of space. Here’s a puzzle for intellectually handicapped morons like yourself… try figuring out what the following acronym means.. ” E S A D ”
Then try it.. you’ll like it! But be forewarned that you’ll probably die of old age first. Avoid straining your pea sized brain!
Yeah, well, we have better survival instincts and capabilities. So, yes, it does make us superior to you in the sense that we will probably always outlive you 10 to 1.
I’m not racist or care about anything you say in a comeback to this to try and prove why what I said makes me a racist. Just food for thought for you physically and intellectually superior racists. 😛
I feel sorry for YOU Tralalah, more than half of you people don’t even understand these posts, he’s not “hating” on weed. For one, these are obviously the clever musings of a white man who smokes weed, poking fun at the observations of his own kind. Yes, pot helps a lot of things, we all know it, it really does, so sit down hippies, nobody is disputing that, or the usage of marijuana. It’s a funny article about how WHITE PEOPLE smoke marijuana, because they do spend way too much on bongs, vapes, and “crazy bubblers” and love to overdo it with the vegan scientist routine. That isn’t to say that pot-smoking is bad or that it isn’t probably the most commonly shared thing among the entire human race.
P.S. Don’t panic, it’s organic 😉
lol i actually agree with him in a way. white people definitely love there weed
lol it’s so true. but keep in mind though, not all white people who smoke weed are like that. only the hippie type or those so-called hipster type are like that. the hippie stoners just wouldn’t admit that they smoke just to get high and they make weed looks like some kind of super plant that can solve every problems. they’re just try to be all anti-establishment while being a smart asses.
i hate to be around with this type when i smoke. they’re just so paranoid and hypocritical to a level that it’s disgusting.
dude i know too but hey most of them do it just to get high. they’re not getting all uptight and catchy and try to reason with weed’s benefits. only the “liberal” hippies and hipsters do that on purpose so they can piss off rich conservatives who might actually be their parents who spoilt them and gave them whatever they wanted.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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ya i agree, i my self am a white man who loves weed,it is so good
i am a student at lanier highschool, just to let u all know,so i am kinda young for weed but i still love it
yo man,u need to play with me more,i havent had a good jerk in a while
I like to use Legal Herb so I dont get busted, I get mine from a place callled http://hollywoodherbalincense.com/ any one else do this?
Everyone loves good weed. That legal herb is some bullshit.
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🙂 This is the least racist place on this site. Try a blunt it is a simply way to get in touch with your blackness. Weed is in us all (proven fact) Black is in us all (proven fact) Asian is in us all ..I mean come on , who don’t like rice? For my white brothers and sisters who love to puff do not try to hit a bowl and drive, its way to dangerous. Love each other and smoke with care 🙂
c’mon man. people aren’t looking for a religious discussion when they go to this site. or politics for that matter. i understand that you have your opinions, and feel free to have them. but keep them to yourself. don’t you know the big three you never talk about? politics, money, and religion. you’re 3 for 3! you aren’t changing anybody’s mind…
that was for chris, the religious warrior/political genius
Proven fact?
1.You can’t prove anything – you can only provide empirical evidence that support the hypothesis.
2. Fact – according to Nietzsche, there are no facts, only interpretations.
What exactly “proven fact” is then?
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Weed is AWESOME!!! I mean…there’s nothing too bad that i can say about it that i can’t say for anything else on this earth!! whether it be for social, spiritual, or health reasons..or just to do it..it’s whatever!!
so true, first joint I smoked was with my dad 😛
Oh my goodness YES! I have so many white friends (the kind that fall into that affluent, liberal, city-dwelling demographic) that are so insistant that pot is “totally irrationally demonized” by society. They go to yoga class, shop at Whole Foods, eat organic food from farmer’s markets and believe that pot equally fits into their “I’m better than you” health habits. Meanwhile they’re totally shocked an appalled by anyone who does coke once in a while (I work in the nightlife industry and there’s definitely people who keep it at a very recreational/very occasional level. No, it’s not addictive for everyone) or drops E once in a blue moon. They consider those people trashy while in the meantime they’re getting lit several times a week.
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i love marijuana-i don’t give a shit what the strains are called, and often get lost when my stoner friends regale me with tales of smoking a certain kind.
my response? Dude, I got so high once I sat and stared at a fly that was staring back at me for what seemed like hours-turns out it was only about five minutes and the fly was dead.
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my response-“ummm…one of Nate’s $3 joints.”
So true. Middle-class liberal college whites were the original group of people who got all obsessive about marijuana and still use it as their rite of passage at college today.
They stilll write silly overwrought articles on the web about how ‘safe’ weed is and how important it is that it is legalised conveniently forgetting about cancer, irreparable mental illness etc.
Other people smoke it too but tend to grow out of it and dont really think its that important.
Wow. Hahaha I agree with some of this. Like I have z routine when it comes to smoking; I take my fancy little grinder and grind up the weed then I examine it take the stems and the seeds out then pack my HITTER BOX and smOke me some hitters. Yeah I have a few bowls, a bong, and a chillum but I def prefer my hitter. And it’s been my experience with black pp that they like to smoke BLUNTS and old white stoner dudes like to smoke JOINTS because that’s what they have always done. Hah
if we’re talking stereotypes (and i’m pretty sure we are), these “other people” you speak of are most likely black people. and by “grow out” you would have to mean “grow up” into other, stronger drugs.
i’m white. i’ve only smoked weed. and you’re right, it’s not that important. but don’t act like smoking weed past 21 or even 25 is childish in some ways. i think everybody could puff, puff, pass every now and again.
(also, i’m sorry this last statement(s) probably came off as extremely bitchy. i don’t mean it that way at all. i’m just trying to play a different side, is all.)
You seem well educated. You should expand your education to the truth of marijuana. It’s known to cause certain types of cancer to perform apoptosis. There are also no cases where marijuana only smokers have gotten cancer and only one case of death, because the guy smoking it inhaled more CO2 than oxygen. Hell of a bake out. And i don’t know what mental illness it causes, but i do know it’s considered a neuroprotectant, and it causes brain activity to be increased. We don’t “conveniently forget” these things, we just aren’t ignorant. I may be fueling the stereotype described here, but i can’t help that it’s all true. Only a testament to the glory that is weed.
“All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond”
This is crap. I fully disagree with that statement. Please educate yourself before making such a bold statement and thinking that your opinion is truth. Not all white people smoke weed and I have never been to Amsterdam, let alone had my “most profound smoking experience” there. Also, I have never spent anywhere even close to $500 on a smoking apparatus, so do some research and get you “facts” straight. I would love to stereotype your lifestyle, but unfortunately you hide behind the protection of your computer screen. You are far off with your assumptions and probably shouldn’t write any more articles until you are fully educated on the subject you are portraying.
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Relax man. easy. take another puff. calm your nerve.
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Was already smoking a bowl when I found this, fate? I think so. This is hilarious, and very true… for me anyway.
i think its funny how it says “white people” when in my world i had BLACK PEOPLE teach me how to smoke out of bongs bowls all that shit. and as for u, who the fuck are you to say white people, you racist fuck. there are all types of people smoking weed and buying stuff to smoke weed in a even “cooler” way. so stfu and stop bitchin. dumb fuck.
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….so, is this site some kind of a joke or what?
These are just hilarious stereotypes about white people. Which means they are for the most part TRUE. Nigs smoke blunts, sometimes jay’s, with the exception of ones with money. The same goes for tacos. Indians cheif. and asians already look like theyre high. once again all stereotypes. -_-
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August 18, 2011 Obama: The Affirmative Action President by Matt Patterson (columnist – Washington Post, New York Post, San Francisco Examiner)
Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin perhaps to the witch craze of the Middle Ages. How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world’s largest economy, direct the world’s most powerful military, execute the world’s most consequential job?
Imagine a future historian examining Obama’s pre-presidential life: usheredinto and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scoresalong the way; a cushy non-job as a “community organizer”; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in factnearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote “present”) ; and finally an unaccomplished single term in the United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions. He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as a legislator.
And then there is the matter of his troubling associations: the white-hating, America-loathing preacher who for decades served as Obama’s “spiritual mentor”; a real-life, actual terrorist who served as Obama’s colleague and political sponsor. It is easy to imagine a future historian looking at it all and asking: how on Earth was such a man elected president?
Not content to wait for history, the incomparable Norman Podhoretz addressed the question recently in the Wall Street Journal:
To be sure, no white candidate who had close associations with an outspokenhater of America like Jeremiah Wright and an unrepentant terrorist like Bill Ayers, would have lasted a single day. But because Mr. Obama was black, andtherefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom to have hung out with protesters against various American injustices, even if they were a bit extreme, he was given a pass.
Let that sink in: Obama was given a pass — held to a lower standard — because of the color of his skin. Podhoretz continues:
And in any case, what did such ancient history matter when he was also so articulate and elegant and (as he himself had said) “non-threatening,” all of which gave him a fighting chance to become the first black president and thereby to lay the curse of racism to rest?
Podhoretz puts his finger, I think, on the animating pulse of the Obama phenomenon — affirmative action. Not in the legal sense, of course. But certainly in the motivating sentiment behind all affirmative action laws and regulations, which are designed primarily to make white people, and especially white liberals, feel good about themselves.
Unfortunately, minorities often suffer so that whites can pat themselves on the back. Liberals routinely admit minorities to schools for which they are notqualified, yet take no responsibility for the inevitable poor performance and high drop-out rates which follow. Liberals don’t care if these minority students fail; liberals aren’t around to witness the emotional devastation and deflated self esteem resulting from the racist policy that is affirmative action. Yes, racist.
Holding someone to a separate standard merely because of the color of his skin — that’s affirmative action in a nutshell, and if that isn’t racism, then nothing is. And that is what America did to Obama.
True, Obama himself was never troubled by his lack of achievements, but whywould he be? As many have noted, Obama was told he was good enough for Columbia despite undistinguished grades at Occidental; he was told he was good enough for the US Senate despite a mediocre record in Illinois ; he was told he wasgood enough to be president despite no record at all in the Senate. All hislife, every step of the way, Obama was told he was good enough for the nextstep, in spite of ample evidence to the contrary. What could this breed if not the sort of empty narcissism on display every time Obama speaks?
In 2008, many who agreed that he lacked executive qualifications nonetheless raved about Obama’s oratory skills, intellect, and cool character. Those people — conservatives included — ought now to be deeply embarrassed. The man thinks and speaks in the hoariest of clichés, and that’s when he has his teleprompter in front of him; when the prompter is absent he can barely think or speak at all. Not one original idea has ever issued from his mouth — it’s all warmed-over Marxism of the kind that has failed over and over again for 100 years.
And what about his character? Obama is constantly blaming anything and everything else for his troubles. Bush did it; it was bad luck; I inheritedthis mess. It is embarrassing to see a president so willing to advertise his own powerlessness, so comfortable with his own incompetence. But really, what were we to expect? The man has never been responsible for anything, so how do we expect him to act responsibly?
In short: our president is a small and small-minded man, with neither the temperament nor the intellect to handle his job. When you understand that, and only when you understand that, will the current erosion of liberty and prosperity make sense. It could not have gone otherwise with such a man in the Oval Office.
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This is the most racist thing I have EVER read. People smoke weed in the same way whether they are white or not. You cannot just say this is all white people you ignorant idiot
I’m a black male that lives in the middle of montanna, yes in montanna, where I’m almost sure there is only one other black person in the whole city. I don’t smoke weed at all, but I’m pretty sure half of the people here do, from 14 year olds to 60 year olds, now compare this to south Carolina, where I’m from where half the population os black, maybe 10% of the black people I knew smoke weed, but honestly I never knew any white people there. Anyway, what does that tell you? Wire people , in general are serious drug addicts. Also, I drink, alot, but I work in a place that serves alcohol, and these white people come in and out all day buying beer…..I really drink a lot, but I don’t like to drink every day, and I NEVER drink on my days off…..once again what does that say about white people? All the time coustomers tell me they have various drugs, or ask me for drugs, but when I lived somewhere that half the population was black I never heard or saw shit like that ever….what does that mean????
Oh my god, who ever heard of an incompetent president! But i suppose he would always pale a little in comparison to the successful and intelligent george w bush. Face facts, americans will not elect intelligent capable people, because they seem too boring.
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u racist fool black,spanish,japanesse,hindu,jew,and any othe race u can think of like weed just as much as white people the only difference is white people stay on this planet when were high (xcept 4 the girls sorry ladies but u all a retarded when u smoke) if a black person were 2 smoke my weed he’d think he was unstoppable n try to kill himsef or something dumb (silly spoon no u cant fly get back down here), we like the good stuff mainly because we work (well most of us) n we can afford it sorry ur to poor its ok im white ill share with u just dry those saucer lips 1st u wet my shit n im done sharing with u
white people are so damn fool…dat they learn from a magazine to smoke weed…so fuckingly retarded peoples…cannabis is for the people who is smart enough to tolerate the high …and smoke the world’s best weed the black sativa….u white pigs ,u don’t have the ability to smoke weed like we do…we enjoy every bit of it…and u fools just trying to show off…and im black…but ur colored…..and its so pathetic to see ur real color
What the hell? White people, black people, why are you so racist? Also, why are you unwilling to participate in the proper use of the English language. First off, I highly doubt that there is any correlation between race and how well you can handle weed, I’d say that it most likely relates to how often and how much weed you consume. Secondly, you’re both assholes, sudhu and m4o2j0o because this is supposed to be a website that pokes fun at racial differences in a manner that is intended to bring people of every race together. So on that note, although you two appear to disagree on… I’m not really sure what.. don’t fret, you do have something in common though; you’re both douche bags!
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Why are you guys taking this so seriously? It’s pretty entertaining, with him making note of all stereotypes. Go smoke a blunt.
Yes! this right here is a good post, White people do like mj but so do Mexican Americans ( some are almost white like myself) and Mj is something I would like to carry with me to my old ages, share stories to my grand children of the holy herb and teach people that yes, there are ppl who smoke just to catch a buzz but they are not using the herb for its full potential. We should all consume organic and stay shanti :).
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That means that there’s nothing to do in Montana except to drink and do drugs. I find drug use has less to do with your race, and more to do with where you live. In fact, I’d be willing to say that any stereotype can be viewed this way.
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yo i never met no one liked the weed more n neeegroes….you see those big eyes all bloodshot n shit and you know who been doin some reefer madness…….damn.
all you gotta do is sign up for your med weed and see who down there in the shops getting the strongest ass shit they can……..
Since obozo hasn’t laid out what his next 4 years would look like, here is a snapshot of a small part of his last 4 years….
http://blog.heritage.org/2012/10/18/president-obamas-taxpayer-backed-green-energy-failures/
I’m just wondering what you obozo fluffing fruitcakes see in this douche??? Just what has he done that still make you wanna throw your vote and the country further into the toilet???
im white and i smoke weed ” JUST TO GET HIGH”
Power rangers suck I would much rather have smoked weed with my mom and dad, and I’ll do so with my kids to banalize it.
Also the Netherlands IS the pinnacle of enlightment, violence has gone down, cannabis is taxed as any other drug, and people consume it less and less ever since legalization, Duch people are NOT going back to the backwards times of illegal Cannabis…
In the mean time, the US is engaged in too expensive to maintin drug wars that still affects any American country too weak to refuse to tarnish their relations with Busha and now Obama…
I thought this article would be funny but it was a pretty unfunny joke…
mate, yr so out of line. yr hateful and racist towards weed. you need to chill, try smoke some more, will give you better insight for sure! get well soon bud
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I just found this site and 1st off it is funny (in a slightly racist way, or is that reverse racist.. i’m not sure if whites are all that concerned about it…but back to my point)
Oh why do we whites like pot so much, smoke it life long and share it with family members? I think it is our cultural style, esp in the post WW2 era, to be “easy going” with a large amount of time spent on personal enjoyment. With pot not having many side effects (read NO pot smoker ever OD’ed to my understanding) it is viewed as fairly harmless even compaired to drinking. There is also the view that you would rather know what your children were smoking weed with/around you than smoking crack in an alley (the devil you know situation). It also tends to be fairly cheap without effecting your ability to interact in public.
Also I 100% agree with coffee being #1 on the list.
Neat site you have here (mind you that if i had a site like this about asians/browns here in my home of Canada i would be arrested and jailed for a “hate crime”… what can i say people get touchy about these things)
And lastly, remember that white people of today are much “nicer” than white people a century (and before) ago, we used to be a little tyrannical in that conquer/enslave addiction (and thats no good for anyone, even whites). Have fun refining your list. PS where is this site from? As in what nation?
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I think you should have a posting on why whites seem to be “born manipulators” (correct me if i am wrong, but i have never seen anyone wordsmith/fast talk without practice like me & fellow white people)… I personally would like to see the explanation and the comments to from readers on this site.
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Is this a website devoted to categorizing me like a stereotypical animal??? I literally stumbled across this. Some of these are fairly true and funny but I think it is not a difference in white peoples intrinsic values but a matter of their culture and influences. This is similar to categorizing black people like fox does. If you don’t like fox than why are you acting like them you bunch of childish anarchists. But its none of my business what you think of me “kermit the frog voice”-(sipps my wine)
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I don’t smoke weed. I am white. A lot of friends have said, “you should smoke weed plazzy. hmm. Okayy then I guess maybe you should go. ..rob a convenient or idk, commit fraud or something. Bottom line … it’s not exactly LEGAL, yet. So again, good friends, I think I’ll pass.
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I’m really WHITE and confused about this whole article! I do not and have not smoked weed but once in my life and hated it. Put me to sleep. And what? Black people or other races do not like outdoors? Or don’t wear nice clothing? Certain trends tend to go towards different races, but does that mean only that race should wear those clothes? this whole article is ridiculous, and I love how it keeps saying “all” white people… WTF? If this same thing was written about a different race it would be “racist” Yet to do it about white people and it’s not racist? Different races stay with their own and have for thousands of years and all of a sudden it’s a problem. Whatever!
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uh oh.. i think this article was written just for fun. So loosen up and don’t take this so seriously. Its not like if you smoke weed, you’re going to be the worst person here on earth. Oh common! I am Asian and like what he said, everyone loves WEED!
Lol, I hate this, but let be honest, there are also black people who Fucking live for weed (who aren’t rasta)
Nah. Weed is for losers.
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