A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level.
It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated.
When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them.
White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music. “Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV.
They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food – “Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor.
When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people.
It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.
If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.
Stuff White People Like 
its funny the same people that were protesting Mike Vick, were the same people that won’t let their fufu dogs play with pitbulls in the park’
Irony
Don’t forget that white people also like
photography
food magazines
Pottery Barn
blogs
Baby Einstein
This is great!
Do White People like cats as much as they like dogs? My sense is that White People (as a people) like cats less than they like dogs, but that the White People who like cats like cats more than the White People that like dogs like dogs.
You should be more specific and say that white people like SMALL dogs. I agree with the post in that all white people do love dogs (more than their children), but whenever I take my pitbull mix or golden retriever to the park, some whiny ass white lady with a Lhasa Apso or a yorkie complains about how my big dog “doesn’t belong here” because he is so much larger than her 8 lb wonder. These are inevitably the same people who never clean up their dog’s mess and insist on driving a prius when they only drive on the highway anyway.
Hilarious. In my parents’ suburb, it isn’t unusual to see a dog in a sweater. My mom once mistook one for an elf (at Christmas) and upon learning that it was a small dog, said, “Oh. Well, it’s nice that people in this country can afford to dress their pets. There are so many naked children in India.” (We’re from India.)
You should also mention how Black people think it’s just fine to mistreat a dog. One black girlfriend of mine told me how her dad trained their dog by beating it with a pipe. When it was about 8, her dad finally broke some of the dog’s bones, so they tied it up in front of the SPCA in the middle of the night. Bye bye Spot old boy, it’s been great.
All the dogs I have ever seen mistreated (tied up in violation of dog laws, no food, water, or shelter, covered with sores, matts, and burs, and ignored among other things) have belonged to Black folk. Black folk need to improve their image there and realize that dogs have a lot more feelings and emotions going on than they think. Read some science on it, and stop the suffering.
Thanks~
No, it’s not the white people with the little dogs (except for movie stars). Real white people – esp. those of the blue-blooded variety are all about the big dogs: labs and retrievers topping off the list.
Why?
Because white people love the idea of hunting – esp. stuff like duck and pheasant. (Deer, wild hog and turkey hunters are a totally different type of white people.) And these types of dogs – working dogs – are associated with retrieving, hunting and other things that the landed gentry do.
Most of the yippy, tiny dogs I’ve seen are Asian-owned. I would assume they are pets as they don’t have enough meat on them to qualify as dinner.
um…messed up people hurt animals period, i’ve seen blacks and whites and others do this.
this is SO TRUE… not for me personally but most white people.
my wife hates it whenever people (always white) go on and about their dogs “personalities,” or let their dogs sleep in their beds or even kiss them.
of course where she’s from, central america, people tend to let their dogs breed incessantly and eat garbage, so maybe their can be some middle ground.
i don’t really care for pets and strongly agree that people are using them because they won’t make the effort to form affectionate human relationships.
ps – dogs smell bad but white people think this is endearing : P
Hey!
I take offense to that link to Korean cuisine! Use this link instead….. 😉
http://www.swankpets.com/hot-diggity-dog-costume-swankpets-p-439.html
Are Koreans and Chinese still eating dog? I will keep mine as a pet and we will watch our favorite shows together, like Colbert and Stewart and that clever bright wonderful woman Katie Couric. (Does anyone like Katie Couric?)
@hurly burly
White people love big dogs! But nothing makes them feel better than to put thier 250lbs “slobberpuss” in a studio apt, and lie about it to the management. Then thier white neighbors leave passive agressive notes:
“I’m sorry to be a pain, but your dog kinda swolled my child. I know, it was probably an accident, but this is kinda a quiet little community, and, shucks, I’d hate to get lawyers involved. Your neighbor, Julie!
P.S. Love the halloween decorations! But, I follow an old Alaskian belief, and I feel that witches are actually a little offensive, so please remove it, THANKS!”
Ugh! Yes, white people and their dogs! aaahhhh! If I have to hear one more nice white woman tell me she has to “run home and let the kids out to potty” I will lose my mind.
You’re so right! I’ve never seen a black guy with dog! Dogs are so white!
DUMB ASS
My white wife and I had a kid, and a couple of our white friends didn’t, but they said to us one time, in response to our being too overwhelmed with having an infant human to take care of, “We know how busy you must be; we have dogs.”
Do “folks” (wink wink!) like dogs? Aren’t they scared of dogs?
The culture of dog love has propelled the hysterical animal rights crowd. It’s true many white people probably care more about animal rights than the plight of poor people. The millions of dollars people spend on pets could be put to better use. Try saying that to a dog lover, they will give you the same blank stare a dog would.
monroe,
It’s well known that white people absolutely LOVE sarcasm, but even more so, sarcasm with an OVERHANDED approach.
Let the record show that we’ve processed the comments of this blog though our Whiteometer, and the results are unanimous. The Whitest Commenter on this blog is monroe. A sealed certificate of whiteness will be mailed by our underpaid secretary directly to you. Think we don’t know your address? Think again. We’re white people.
Sincerely,
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“It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.”
Snarky experts on what white people like sure seem to like extra commas.
You people that are complaining about large dogs and small dogs at the dog park…why are you going to such crappy dog parks? Mine has two enclosures, one for large dogs and one for small dogs. Seriously, ya’ll have some ghetto ass dog parks if you’re expected to lump large and small dogs together.
Coming next: small dogs with hand-knitted sweaters (by Tibetan monks) that only eat organic-fair-trade dog food, which have dog iPods, used as bait to meet chicks in dog parks while discussing the latest outrage they just heard about on NPR which has been common knowledge to the rest of the world for years.
look at all the white people harboring such disdain for other white people and their freakish habits! keep outdoing each other! i’ll just sit and watch.
hopefully you and your chihuahua won’t be eaten for b’fast by my American Bulldog who just jumped your fence.
-snarky mc snarkster
“White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions ”
Because they fail to notice that anything with movable eyebrows can simulate emotion.
This is so freakin’ true! They sleep in the same bed as their dogs! Then the vote for Bush and McCain to see black and browns to die and kill other browns in Iraq.
WP and dogs? This is ssssssssssooooooooo true!
Just admit to being wacko, whitedoglover.. admit it…
I second CatsandBeer’s comment. Also single white women with one or more cats are the most judgemental of other pet mothers’ nurturing. Until that is they get a new b/f or g/f and move into a no-pets apartment or overseas. Then their beloved cats are dumped on parents or friends and forgotten.
Do White People like cats as much as they like dogs? My sense is that White People (as a people) like cats less than they like dogs, but that the White People who like cats like cats more than the White People that like dogs like dogs.
I have to comment on the comment of catsanddogs, but first.
It’s great that you have Frenchies up top. They are great dogs. However, white people like very expensive dogs. My spouse refused to divulge the cost of Aldo, our really cool French bulldog, for some time. He’s very quirky and affectionate. The thing is that my spouse decided she wanted a French bulldog. I didn’t want a dog after 20 years without one. We live in upstate NY and you have to walk a reticent Frenchie (they like to stay inside unless it’s to play) in 20 below wind chill temps! To make it short, Aldo was born with his stomach and intestines bunched up around his heart. Not good. $3,000+ later he’s ok. He also has no rear hip joints, i.e. we got screwed by a nasty breeder. I love Aldo, he’s the best. At present we have no cats because Aldo would drive a cat insane.
Back to catsanddogs, we love cats as much as we love dogs. I don’t buy that generalization. We may be in the minority, but it’s true for us white folk.
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Don’t get me wrong. I do not suppot animal cruelty, but some white people do treat their dogs better than their children. Often times, white folk would go on and on about their dogs (or other pets) to me, and personally I couldn’t care less. In addition, they falsely assume that everyone likes pets or as personal with dogs as they are, and think that we want to pet it or kiss it. When walking their dogs (and you’re passing them the opposite way) why do they think its ok for their dog to rub and sniff in and around your leg? I mean put them on a leash, or pull it back. Do not give them more rope so they can touch you. Be considerate.
Why is it that they kiss them on the lips, roll around with them, get all their pet hair on their clothes etc, etc then go out in public. Cooking is another story. Sanitary should take precedence over anything when it comes tot he kitchen and preparing food and I am weary of eating from certain households for this very reason.
Furthermore, working in retail I always see people returning clothing garments where their is dog hair all over it. Yes, these are white customers. And I think that they genuinely believe that there is nothing wrong with that. While selling mattresses, I asked a couple what size they were looking to buy and the lady said, “well we were going to get a queen but sometimes the dog likes to come and sleep with us so I think we’ll get the king”. Although I can, I will say no more…I conclude here and rest my case.
Mmmm…dog. Partially baked in an in-ground stone oven or as the base meat in a tangy kelaguen, dog is delicious. Some would argue that people should eat only black dog for its medicinal warming properties during cold winters, but I think dog is meat for all season.
ooops… i wrote a comment saying i hope you write something about white people and their pets. well, here it is after all! didn’t browse you’re site before writing the comment. sorry.
Great website and definitely great thread. Being white I have never understood the affection some people, most definitely white, have for their dogs.
I can not stand dogs and think they are the biggest financial burden for such a useless adventure.
The worst is going into upper middle class homes and seeing the cosmetic destruction brought on by pet ownership and the awful smell throughout the home. Who in the right mind would want to live like this?
man yeah they do!
F****d up white people!
I’m white and we consider our pets our children. LAME!
Elevating a dog to the level of a human being is just a little whacko!!! But don’t tell that to my aunt who wanted to have her dog cremated when it died. LOL
As a volunteer with two animal rescue groups, I can tell you that not all white people (or non-white people) love their dogs. The amount of abuse, mistreatment, neglect, and abandonment is heartbreaking. Actually I’ve seen this with all pets. Of course the animals suffer; they have complex emotional systems and have similar reactions as humans.
Muke: Refusing to support animal cruelty – as occurs rampantly in puppy mills, the fur trade, and factory farms – will not impede your efforts to help poor people.
i think what most people are upset with is the excessive concern with animal rights that goes on…Look I see more Peta posters than Dafur posters…I think it’s disproportionate…furthermore don’t u think ur time being spent saving lassie could be better spent saving a homeless person or helping an afterschool program at an inner city school…fact is ur not doing both so if you give me a choice and ask me which is morally superior I will always choose the human being…dogs are just little hairy sycophants..go read up on the history of the dog and it’s pretty clear why people like them so much..pathetic
I am at the apex of whiteness. I got a recycled dog from a rescue group……I really am superior, and so is my dog. Out of my way, peeps of color…..
HA! Finally, I found something I can identify with! I don’t actually HAVE a dog (hey, I have a kid), but I do love them. You’re right, as long as you feed them and give them a little attention, they love you unconditionally.
Do White People like cats as much as they like dogs? My sense is that White People (as a people) like cats less than they like dogs, but that the White People who like cats like cats more than the White People that like dogs like dogs.
Yes, white people like cats, but mostly it’s white women. Lots of white men think cats are too much like women and therefore think it’s too “girly” to like cats. Whatever. (Disclaimer: I’m divorced–shocker, right?–and have three cats. Hi, I’m a stereotype!)
The other stuff here at this blog, though–I don’t like those kind of white people at all. This should be “Stuff Latte Liberals Like.” 😉
(This blog is hilarious, though!)
Look I see more Peta posters than Dafur posters
What about those PETA assholes who compared animal treatment to slavery and the Holocaust? They ought to be shot.
[…] that white guy, right? Yeah, there’s at least a little of you in there. Even I found “Dogs,” which unlike almost everything else there, isn’t a fascination restricted to ridiculous […]
what do i get from animals? love and affection. what do i get from the urban poor and other countries’ hungry masses? higher health care premiums and longer “feed a child” commercials interrupting my nightly whitey tv shows.
it’s true a lot of white people treat their dogs like kids. too bad more black people don’t treat their kids less like dogs. my puppy’s going to private school and i’ve got a bumper sticker on my minivan to prove it.
Only #53? This should be at #1! If White people could they’d fuck and marry thier damn dogs.
in response to comment 31 (anonymous). this proves your point:
http://dogtime.com/love-dog-too-much.html
ugh… this one has me pinned perfectly, right down to the “dog watching Six Feet Under” comment. I actually said that once. I’m going to crawl my white ass under a rock now…
White people also enjoy getting their purebred dogs together with other dogs of the same breed.
Pugapalooza/Pugmania is held each spring in Seattle, attracting hundreds of white people and their pugs … according to the event website:
“It’s the social highlight of the year for pugs and pug-owners alike!”
My son (pug) and I will probably go again this year.
hehe just pointing out in comment #20:
“ghetto ass dog parks”
…?
I HATE NIGGERS
[…] a white person with a white dog maybe I should offended by the post at Stuff White People Like about dogs: “A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people […]
Yep, it’s true. My dad has one of those professional photo studio pictures of himself with his dog, but not one of me.
I am white, and I hate dogs. The only good dog is a dead dog.
Another dog-disliking honky, here. I admit that I like a lot of the stuff on your list; nevertheless, I pretty much hate your blog.
The blog is funny. The comments are disturbing. The only one that wasn’t was #30, the anon poster who makes the same statements I make when I talk about Carlos Mencia. Pointing out stereotypes doesn’t automatically make you funny. Being funny makes you funny. That being said, it’s sick how many people commenting seem to buy into the idea that “all” white people are one way. or that these white people are crazy for making the choices they do. if it doesn’t seem like a smart thing to do, don’t do it yourself. but why do you care what someone else chooses if no one’s getting hurt. To post #17, you don’t think it’s possible to have love for all the creatures on the planet? Humans and animals? It seems to me that most of the animal lovers I know are also deeply concerned with the despicable state of human affairs all over the world. I know I am.
And yes, I own a dog. And yes, she’s a small dog. And yes, she was a rescue from a puppy mill where she survived purely on her feces. And yes, I am happy that I help removed a living creature from that kind of situation. I’d do it a million times over for a million different creatures (humans included, of course) if it were possible. It’s not, so I’ll be happy I’ve done what I can do to make the world the tinniest bit better for something real, living, breathing and (YES!) feeling.
If that makes me a white (not sure what that had to do with ANYTHING) psycho, than so be it. I wish there were more psychos like me and the countless others who take abandoned, abused, neglected animals into their homes and give them the love they deserve.
In case anybody was wondering who’s writing all this, it must be a white person, because that’s who writes blogs.
You gotta be joking me. Have you seen what they have here in Japan? It’s a whole ‘nother level, with dog restaurants, clothing boutiques, and shit that just isn’t for dogs.
I got my German Shepherd to protect me in my gentrified neighborhood after getting robbed 2 times. I love her.
so yeah black people are scared of dogs.. thats y they beat them.
http://field-negro.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-wish-i-was-white-persons-pet.html
ehh, aren’t dogs sort of for everyone, like you said?
Maybe Labs and Golden Retrievers…. but even that isn’t really yuppie or bobo like this site, just all white people in general. Sometimes, you are quite spot on, and it makes me very uncomfortable, and I wish I had never seen this site.
But some posts (divorce, breakup, dogs etc) cover things everyone (at least in america/western culture does) sometimes non whites even more than whites…
White people? Yeah, they are SO similar in their habits…
Right? Sure they are! Just ask any NON white person, ’cause they just know all about this stuff… White folks know it too, but only those that are honest about how much we look alike, act alike, think alike…
Sure makes it easy to figure out what flaws to point out, doesn’t it?
Keep pointing away from yourself, don’t let that finger curve back at ‘cha!
Hispanic dog owner don’t indulge their pets. Neither do black dog owners. Or asian dog owners. But those pesky white dog owners, MAN!
Far too much love.
Teach ’em some hate, and hurry up!
i am asian, but i couldn’t be more white when it comes to dogs. why are people criticizing white people for loving their dogs so much? why would you care? we spend our money on our precious babies because they are parts of our family. i admit that i love my dog much more than i’ll ever love some anonymous human beings on the street. people can be cruel, but dogs are always loving.
Who writes for you guys???? I think most of you are wack!
Ok poster #31, loving your dog and having no integrity are two completely different things.
Poster #46 I read the article on dogtime and thought it was endearing and sweet. How does this relate to any of this?
I don’t think you can love too much……
you can be compulsive and obsessive and that is a whole different sort of problems.
Cute puppy!
Seen on Facebook: Jessica I***** G***** is shopping for pet insurance for her “children.”
I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do white people take their dogs with them to shop at PetCo or PetSmart ??? Ok I can understand if you’re taking the dog in for grooming services or that stupid ass obidience training…..But to bring your dog with you to the Pet Store just to pick up a 25 lbs bag of Nutro is freakin rediculous??? Dogs are a social crutch for hipsters, white liberals, and conservative yuppies. White folks need an ice-breaker, because the traditional methods of engaging in dialogue have been destroyed by technology.
They like to think that their dogs are reincarnated humans. My dog ate a piece of deer shit the other day and stuck his nose up another dog’s butt for 30 minutes,,,now how in the hell is that human-like??? He even vomits and licks the puke up before I can get a towell to clean it up,,,as if to say “It’s ok man I got it,,,don’t worry about the clean up”
Finally, How in the hell do white people get away with walking dogs without leashes??? I’ve seen white folks walk their dogs next to the interstate and the dogs never run into traffic….hell Would you run away if you were a dog with an opportunity to make out with your ownwer everyday, sleep in a human bed, eat leftovers, ride shotgun, watch TV, and be treated better than any homeless human in the world? I didn’t think so. White owned dogs know they’re living the good life.
Free Mike Vick
LOL
I am one of these white people! I kiss my dog on the mouth and put ice cubes in her water. But she is a big dog, not a small dog. I am also contemplating ordering her some rain boots because, gosh, she hates having wet paws! *Snicker, snicker*
White people also love to take pictures…lots! (I am one of those too)
Awww man, I forgot to mention The constant Vet appointments.
White folks love going to the Vet for the most miniscule things.
“Oh my god honey,,Cody just coughed we need to take him to the vet”.
When black owned dogs cough or slightly look sick…we make em go outside and eat grass and clovers.
“That’ll fix it,,,cause I sure aint paying no $500 vet bill”…kiss my ass.
The vet clinic is highway robbery, all designed to suck up white people’s money.
Honorable mention:
White folks are the only people who take their dogs to pet therapy, dog psychics, and the DOG WHISPERER.
I can’t even recall the last time I’ve seen Ceaser correct a behavior issue with a black owned pooch…maybe because most blacks and latinos aren’t whispering to our damn dogs. We also know how to pop them on their rear ends when they misbehave.
Here in Portland, oregon, White people also like feeding their dogs vegan dog food.
As a white person whose smallish dog sleeps in her bed, can I respectfully request the phone number and name of the dude with the baby beagle? Because he’s hot, and he’d probably leave room for my dog in bed, as he should.
Though when I read these I try to keep an open mind. much of it I think “well not just white people.” but here I can’t say I can. go to any other house hold (meaning a non white place) a dog is a dog. The owners are non mommy nor are the children the siblings of this dog. You feed a dog, you pick up poop and you play with it, a dog cannot replace the fact that you are an incompetent parent or would be parent.
this is too good but true! Dogs not on the leash is really a big problem! “oh don’t worry, he’s nice!” sure, so why is dog ready go into attack mode? So since people cannot really control their dogs, I carry pepper spray and a whip, so i can knock the owners down on their feet. Am I the only one who gets sick and tired of seeing people who shouldn’t have a dog and insist in having one for fashion statement and knowing damn well that they can’t afford to feed themselves and that luxury apartment they live that smells like shit!?
more specifically, white people like lap(and purse) dogs and golden retreivers.
and they like complaining about how cruel it is to sell puppies out of tiny cages in a tiny store in their mall.
but they are the ones buying those tiny puppies….
We white people are probably genetically disposed to liking dogs.
In ancient times in Northern climes, white people and dogs slept together so they wouldn’t freeze to death in cold winters without central heat and air.
In tropical climes, any furry animal that wants to snuggle at night, will probably eat you.
I saw an episode of Dog Whisperer where he helped two Latino Women living together, cope with their Chihuahua that was boss of the house.
It was ‘The Demon Chihuahua’ episode. I guess it wasn’t called ‘El Chihuahua Diablo’ for us whiteys.
For those of us who have no business reproducing, dogs are a great substitute for (human) children. When we want to go see a movie, we just put the dogs in their cages which brings all kinds of unwanted attention if you try that with kids. Adopting a dog is also much cheaper than adopting an African kid or Chinese girl, but still gives that warm cuddly feeling that you are helping the planet, making society better, etc. etc.
As for loose dogs, we had a neighbor’s dog growling at my girlfriend outside our front door. Contacting a deputy, he snorted, “You should have shot it!” I then realized how greatful I am that (thankfully), I’m not in California any more!!
You know, everything on this blog fits me except this. I am a whitey allergic to dogs and consequently I think other white folk are nuts for the money and attention they lavish on their dogs. Truly crazy.
Let’s add this to the list of stuff white people like:
bumper stickers that read “I own a dog and I vote”
Whenever I see one of those bumper stickers I feel like cutting the driver off with my prius and pelting their cars with organic vegetables I just bought at the farmer’s market. I might even throw my hot latte through their car window, scalding the driver and dog alike.
The dog park may not necessarily be the best place to meet chicks–unless you are a chick, but even then most of ’em are paired up already.
Awww, I love my little 18 pound mutt. She’s my baby and has her own personalized embroidered blanket and pillow that she uses when she sleeps in the bed next to me. She’s giving me kisses right now …
Because it’s more “cool” and “hip” to tie a dog up and leave it outside? Or beat it? Or fight it? Don’t think so.
Poor and mentally unstable people purposely mistreat animals. It has nothing to do with race.
My 3 great danes sleep in the bed with me while my husband sleeps on the couch. AND they have their own bedroom in our home. I just prefer co-sleeping.
Another dog-disliking-but-otherwise-pretty-damn-white person here.
Where did you get that photograph of my brother??
Fuck dog owners, seriously. I am tired of their shit. Dogs are not your fucking children.
Idiots.
Yeah, some yuppies take the dog love way too far… Regardless, I’m a euro-american girl and CRAZY about my dog! I couldn’t possibly kiss her on the lips (cause I know where they’ve been!) but I adore her earthy furry scent, her playful ways, and that unrelenting prey drive! Long Live the Beast! It’s a primeval attraction, and I just can’t explain.
Nope, I wont agree with this one. I use to live in the country side and everyone one had at least 2 dogs. Now I live in the city, and most white people maybe have 1 dog, occasionally 2, and they are mostly poodles, collies and dachshunds or bassets. . Black people will have 3 pit bulls, a couple mastiffs, and at least rottweilers.
I think this one should be geographically based.
In the country side and small towns, I would agree with this. But in the city, not even a comparison.
You know, I would feel quite skewered by this if my little Georgie-Puddin’ were not objectively the most specialist of all the special puppy-pups.
If only Mike Vick understood this before getting caught fighting them
<a href=”http://field-negro.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-wish-i-was-white-persons-pet.htmlI Wish I Was a White Person’s Pet.
What is it with the extremism and the dog-haters?
I’m asian and i have a dog, and NO he is not my child and NO he has no fancy clothes, just good walks and games and a warm home.
It’s a free world and if i can afford a dog and take care of it and it doesnt bother anyone else i’ll do damn well as i please.
Anonyme you got it right- this isnt something we can explain. either you like them, or you dont. it is a primeval attraction.
if you dont like dogs, dont keep one. whatever floats your boat.
No wonder white people rather have lunch with Osama Bin Laden than Mike Vick.
I think Japanese have the upper hand on this one though. In =stead of having dogs as training for raising children, they have dogs instead of raising children. As in, they have “doggy day care” (just for a few hours during the day) and strollers for dogs. Awesome dude!
i’m white. and my dog has a myspace.
My husband is black and he loves his dog. I hate the way she smells etc etc. But he begged me for a dog. I like cats they are worry free as long as you feed them twice daily. White folks love dogs more than humans you can see the amount of sympathy a homeless dog gets in comparison to a homeless human being – or Katrina survivors…
White people in general DO live/love their dogs. With Lab’s being at the top of the list in the USA and perhaps the world. Yes white people do love their dogs. People, both white and other colors spend over 36,000,000,000. Yes folks that is 36 billion in one year. Read below para.
In the decade from 1994 through 2004, the amount of money spent on pet food, pet supplies, veterinary visits, medicines, live animals and services, more than doubled from $17 billion to $34.2 billion, Vetere said. In 2005 alone $36.3 billion was spent.
As you can see this is some serious money being spent here. My dog, a Choc. Lab. was a gift from an employee. my dog will be 11 this May. 2 years ago he develpoed:
1. Suger Diab.
2. Cancer.
On this free dog I have spent into the thousands to care and treat him. His cancer has been in remission for 17 months now but the SD is treated with twice per day insulin injections.
I have had him since he was 6 weeks old. Thank God his cancer is inactive and hopefully won’t return.
Someone in an above thread mentioned that they were surprised that some people actually dress their dogs. He/she went on to express their surprise and mention how people in India couldn’t afford clothes/food, etc.
We are a well off country. Actually the poorest among us are considered rich by world standards. What we choose to spend and lavish and care for our dogs is our right to do so.
As someone famous said ( I don’t remember who ) The poor will ALWAYS be with us. This is just a fact of life.
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this is fucking ridiculous… all people love dogs and have been for thousands of years… without dogs civilization would likely not have progressed this far
Don’t forget. Leona Helmsly left MILLIONS to her dog, Trouble.
This site is awesome. Had to say something about stereotypes in response to “white dog lover” though. Black and white people both mistreat animals – NEVER think of it that way. It’s related to socio-economic status – for those of you unfamiliar with the term, it means “poor people gonna beat they dogs!” Lower income, lower education – not race. Don’t make that mistake. Just look in a trailer park, then you’ll understand what I mean.
I love my fufu dog.
Ha. I like this one. I have been using the phrase for years “not everyone likes/loves your dog”.
Why can’t people pull their dog off the sidewalk/trail, etc. when real human beings walk by?
white ppl loving dogs ain’t no shit, you ever see those flicks with white women giving bj’s and getting screwed by dogs? yall, need to cut that shit out before you end up bringing some genetic abomination half-dog/half-white guy into the world.
To: White Dog Lover
I can appreciate your observation of Black people mistreating Dogs. But in more recent years, I must say, more blacks have taken on the attributes of white people when it comes to their dogs. There are those that love their dogs, kiss them in the mouth, rub them on their bellies, and let them sleep in their beds, just like white people. I know, I know….amazing…..and just as many blacks were offended by the whole Vick episode. I personally though white people were a bit extreme in their hate for Vick. None of these same people were appalled at how they left people to die in Louisiana before sending in rescue teams.
However, I think black people are more repulsed by the fact that most white people feel more affection and compassion for a dog than they do human life. A white person will step over a homeless person on the street and pick up, give love and take into their homes every stray dog they see and look with disgust on homeless people. Now I don’t give out money to every homeless person I see but I don’t treat them like they are disgusting filth of the earth and I do have some compassion when I see them and not pretend they aren’t there. I personally saw more televised rescuing of dogs and fund raising for dogs than for human Katrina victims. And why were white people so upset with people looting. And why when a white person was “looting”, they were trying to “survive” and when black people were “looting” they were simply stealing. What’s up with that? What about human rights! Hey but listen guys, I love my little she poo poo just as much as any white person loves their dog…but if he gets out of hand, he’s gonna catch it!
Spare the Rod, Spoil the Dog….right! LOL! I’m sure you all are calling the PETA right now.
Yeah, dogs huh. These posts bore me. They don’t apply to most white people. You have to be a specific type to even start to enjoy it.
What? None of the people that were appalled at Michael Vick were also appalled at the situation in Louisiana? Are you joking? I cried when I saw what was happening after Katrina, not just to the people, but also for the animals — and for the people who were *forced* to leave their beloved pets behind.
Did you see the numbers that the Humane Society & ASPA raised specifically for rescuing the animals after Katrina?
Apparently not.
. . . and White People name their dogs with human names like: Jake, Tim, Julia, Kelly, Matt.
You knew Michael Vick was in serious trouble with the whole dog fighting thing.
white people universally FREAKED OUT. If Michael Vick was having hispanic illegal immigrants fighting, I don’t think white people would have cared as much.
Trying to reason with white people about the dog fighting incident by saying “Look, I realize dog fighting is illegal, and ain’t a great thing to do, but its still just dogs….” will get you looks of gasps and horror. Just agree that Vick is the epitome of the devil and move on…..
Hey, hey I am white and I would just like to say that Dogs and their owners both scare the shit out of me. Every time I see a dog, be it big or small, skinny or stout, I am reminded of Satan’s creepy ass giant dog with three heads. I have nightmares about that dog tearing open my juggler and draining it of my soal, then my blood, then my organs, then my bone and crewing on my flesh for dessert. After that dream I usually go ride my bike, turn on the telly to see if six feet under or the daily show is on, recycle some paper anything to forget the terror bestowed upon me, But I cant escape. I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE! I go ride my bike, I run into packs of dogs, eyes glaring teeth gnashing! I watch the telly, a organic dog food commercial comes on and I throw a wrench at the telly just in time to save my soal from the beast jumping out and snatching it! I ran off with some of my old magazines to recycle but just as I was heading back inside to get more things to recycle, A DOG WITH A BODY OF SCRAP PAPER AND CLAWS OF RUSTIC METAL BURST FROM THE DEPTS OF THE RECYCLE BIG, PULLED ME UNDER NEVER TO BE SEEN AGEIN! then the dog said “rarw” and it ate me and I died. The end!
Smart white ass’s response Is the bestest ever! All the others responses are the suck!
HurlyBurly…
You mentioned that White people like to hunt duck, deer, wild hogs and turkey.. and this is the reason they love dogs…
Blacks don’t need dogs to hunt rabbits…
You are so right about this one. One a different site this person said it was funny to make jokes about people getting killed, but not innocent animals.
When I told them animals kill each other all the time, not even for food I was blessed out.
i hate dogs. people really don’t respond well to this when i tell them
http://thestuffihate.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/dogs/
why would you waste your time being annoyed with people loving other things? Get a life and be annoyed with hate or something. Dogs are among the most loyal, honest, absolutely wonderful friends Ive ever had. As other living things, we could all learn something from them. Maybe different cultures have had this proven to them in different ways throughout history and thats why we have different opinions on this.
This site is hysterical – keep up the good work! For the record, I am white, and I spoil the snot out of my dog. My dog even has his own blog:
http://jacobziggymarley.wordpress.com/
How white is that?
Two words Michael Vick
“Elevating a dog to the level of a human being is just a little whacko!!! But don’t tell that to my aunt who wanted to have her dog cremated when it died. LOL”
Something in me wants to beat you to within an inch of your life.
“A white person will step over a homeless person on the street and pick up, give love and take into their homes every stray dog they see and look with disgust on homeless people.”
Well now, I’m positive a homeless person has a choice to where they ended up. It’s not like they’re completely helpless, like a dog would be. If a child was huddled in the streets, what do you think people’s reactions would be? Eh?
“White folks love dogs more than humans you can see the amount of sympathy a homeless dog gets in comparison to a homeless human being – or Katrina survivors…”
Uh huh. Right. Because the ASPCA was on the front page of the news concerning Hurricane Katrina and not the millions of displaced people. /sarcasm
Also factor in that human adults in this country can usually choose life for themselves, but helpless animals like human and other animal children often cannot do anything to change their situation. That is why we feel sympathy for them.
‘“White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions ”
Because they fail to notice that anything with movable eyebrows can simulate emotion.’
Because humans are the only species on this planet with emotions, right? We’re not even closely related to them… oh wait, we are mammals, and wait… we do have almost exactly the same nervous systems…
Looks like you fail.
“Dogs are among the most loyal, honest, absolutely wonderful friends Ive ever had.”
You seriously need to make some new friends. I mean, how the hell is a dog “honest”? Does he not lie on his tax returns? Give me a break.
Dogs do provide something though…a lot of people make a lot of money through the pet industry. I’m pretty sure most of those people are white, so good for them.
This is the best blog ever. Damn, it smarts but I love it. No lie, I have a small dog I brought back from the streets of Taiwan who I am now feeding a B.A.R.F. (bones and raw food- future post?) diet. I am also feeling proud because I have had Jeff Buckley’s “Grace” since 1995. Hits at every turn…
I got dogs because I didn’t want children. I try not to assign human characteristics to my animals but I fail from time-to-time and they don’t mind at all. I know they are dogs. They do too. I sometimes bark as loud as my dogs do.
Love your blog.
http://twobarkingdogs.wordpress.com/
This blog is kinda funny. Thank gods for the comments. They make it actually worth reading the blog.
Thank you for this insightful blog! As a GWM* who finds himself nearly 2 years into his transformation into a “Dog Park Dad” I am VERY relieved to learn that I am not at all responsible for my fate. Now I can say to my brethren of color “it’s a white thing, you wouldn’t understand.” 🙂
It’s much easier to chalk up the obsessions and bazillions of dollars spent on gooming, toys, accessories, training and treats to my race than say, the size of my hypothalamus. Being a poof and one of the few truly bipetual people, white or otherwise, who enjoys dogs and cats equally I feel I must share a few deviations from my experiences:
1. They don’t just attract the opposite sex my friend… woof!
2. Dear Goddess in heaven I hope this isn’t training for having children as I don’t want any (all those rules about not being able to crate train them while at work or board them in a kennel while traveling… no thank you sir!)
3. Neither I, nor my spit bull, need ANY reassurance from you or anyone else that Miss Scaralotta Divine StrohMeyer O’Brindle (how gay is that?) is “absolutely special and unique.” This bitch sashays down the street like she owns it.
Love me, love my dog. She sleeps in the bed, drools on the carpet, wipes her snot on anything nose level, slobbers on the car windows, chews an occasional shoe, eats first, goes just about anywhere I can take her and has me completely wrapped around her little dewclaw.
* GWM = Gay White Male for the benefit of anyone from a red state who happens to be on-line? (Do they have the internet there yet??)
Its nice that white people like dogs, as much as black people love big rims.
Oh and who gives a crap about India, buda buda buda, dirka dirka Muhammad jihad
I’m sorry, but you forgot to mention that white people (women, most often) love their dogs for being an intermediate step between dolls and children. It is their first opportunity to experience dressing something that wriggles and resists vestment!
Actually, dressing pets should really be a post all on its own. . . .
I will say it loud and proud I am I huge dog lover!
Let me list some of the things I do for my 5 (yes, 5) boys. Of course they’re all small dogs with names like Dylan and Bradley…
* They eat organic salmon and brown rice for breakfast each morning. We spend well over $150/wk just on their breakfast alone.
* They eat only organic specially made free-range chicken, rice, broccoli and carrots for dinner. That costs another $200+/wk.
* They only drink chilled, distilled bottled water. (It’s better for their kidneys and bladders than just standard bottled water.)
* They get their teeth brushed every night before bedtime.
* We bought our house specifically because it was on 3 acres and our jack russell needs his exercise. We were fine living in a smaller yard, but nothing is too good for my boys.
* We also double fenced our yard and bought all of our boys personal location beacons just in case they ever got lost. This was because a couple of years ago our Jack Russell got out to chase a cat and was missing for 3 days.
* A $2,500 reward got all kinds of people out looking for him. Of course, he was found and I would gladly pay that amount many times over if that ever happened again.
* One of our dogs got bit by a rattle snake and had to be rushed to emergency room to have anti-venon and plasma transfusions to the tune of several thousands of dollars to save his life. Again, I would gladly pay that and more for his, or any, of their health.
* They all get buckled in to their seats with their doggles to protect their eyes when we go for rides in a big ol’ SUV that I bought specifically so they all can have their personal space.
* They all have sweaters just in case they get a little chilly. They also have baskets and baskets of handmade, expensive eco-friendly toys made in America. Nothing from China for them!
I kiss my dogs on the lips, let them eat from my fork and give all my charity budget to animal charities.
And anyone who has a problem with any of this can suck it. 🙂
I apologize on behalf of whiteys everywhere for the post above.
YES!! Please do not listen to anyone trashing anything on this site. This is the white way right here. I seriously disown people who talk shit about my dog or ANY dog for that matter.
I am at work right now and I am in PAIN from trying to contain my laughter. I could not have written this ANY better myself.
My dog LOVES yogurt, and ice cream, and grapes, really anything that is edible and even things that aren’t like qtips! he more than loves q-tips…
Its my boyfriend and my dog, no kids.. TOO friggin true!
Also…On my dogs first birthday we had a barbeque party and cooked him a 20$ steak and fresh veggies. Only the best for my little buddy, I do think of him as a person!!!!
Keep it up!
I forgot to mention
My dog shares my pillow with me at night
I share utensils with him
He kisses me ALL the time
He gets the front seat in the car
and we hate pitbulls and black people that fight them….and hey im not racist white people fight cocks and they are just as sick and should not have the freedom to enjoy life
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Oh man. This is so true. I was at a function the other night and this VERY white girl from Southern CA was going on & on about their hunting dogs and how they have these special vests and how much they cost and, and, and…..
My kids found our one dog we have had for 12 years when he was a skinny starving puppy and my other dog is a fat, crippled pig-like creature we got from the pound. Somebody shot her before we got her and she is full of frags and limps a bit.
I don’t think the white girl at that function would be caught dead having my dogs. I didn’t even bring up my dogs. They are too embarassing for regular white folk.
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Wow, people will be butthurt over anything.
Dogs don’t care what color you are, what language you speak, if you are old, ugly, have a Phd, are a high school drop out, if you are poor, shop at the Goodwill store, if you are handicapped, bigoted, etc. The bile of these comments would never enter a dog’s mind, being innocent of all this billious human baggage. To people of many races, that is half the charm of owning a pet. As long as you are not abusive, they accept you. What a novel idea!
Some (people) are born into this world with an affinity towards and love of nature and animals. What the heck is wrong with that? We’re too far removed from it to see this clearly. Put down your cell phone, i pod, whatever digital excuse for life you own, and go outside, watch the clouds roll by. Smell the scent of spring mud, for cryin’ out loud. For some, a dog or cat is as close as we can come to inviting Ma Nature to live with us. Ma Nature’s invitation to us is open ended. Some don’t think of dogs as people in little fur suits, but animals. They don’t take the place of children, they have their own deserving place.
My 2 dogs are well trained, and they are allowed to be dogs, get dirty, but they don’t smell. A bath every 6 weeks or as needed isn’t too hard to manage. Once a week my therapy dogs spend an hour or more brightening up the lives of the residents and employees of the nursing home where my own mother died after 2 years with very little quality of life. If your loved one was lost under the rubble of 911 or somewhere out in the wilderness, and a dog could find them much faster than humans ever could, would you hate dogs so much or ridicule anyone that trained a dog to do it? What about the dogs who help the soldiers in Iraq?
I’m sorry so many of you never had a chance to grow up with Nature and dog-posistive experiences. Please try to be as unprejudiced as dogs are.
To 128 (Dog Lover)
FYI: dogs shouldn’t eat grapes. They’re dangerous for them, as are raisins, onions, citrus, and of course, chocolate. I didn’t know this for a long time, and used to feed my dogs grapes and pieces of orange. Other fruit is good for them: apples, bananas, etc.
Peace
i’m worried my mom thinks my dog may get into college…
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
hmmm….
I have 3 children and no one would ever accuse me of treating my dogs like ‘people’. I currently have 5 cats, 1 pound doggy and 6 pomeranians… I have both rescued and fostered dogs and cats for years…. I now breed the little poofy ones. The only reason they can’t sleep with me is because my husband is allergic.
We are all mammals. We share a genetic heritage that people would be foolish to deny. If you prefer to eat dogs… hey thats all you. I don’t mind, just don’t eat mine. If you wish to have dogs as pets, just keep in mind it is your responsibility to take care of that animal who depends on you.
And abuse is ‘usually’ socio-economic, as in poorer people ‘generally’ are more likely to abuse their dogs and view them as disposable property than more affluent people are. All animals have a right to be here on this planet, as do all people. But honestly, an adult homeless person is more capable of taking care of themselves than an abandoned dog. Don’t believe me, visit your local animal shelter.
Sly Stallone said once that in disaster movies there is one hard and fast rule… you can’t kill the dog. And if you watch most of those kinds of movies it’s true. Even in Terminator 2, the theatrical release they cut the scene where the dog gets killed. (gotta watch the dvd to see that one). Why? Because we humans modified dogs so that they are less able to live on their own than wolves now and thus it is our responsibility to take care of them. Just as we would children.
Oh and remember, a dog’s mouth has less germs and bacteria than a humans’…. don’t believe me? Ask any medical professional. Human mouths are far more septic. Think about that next time you are frenching someone 🙂
BLACK PEOPLE LOVE DOGS.
pit-bulls and dovermans. In the all the cities the gangsters walk around with tough DOGS to help their image. pathetic!
It’s how the rappers get ideas for their name or name of songs. Say hello to Snoop-Dog for me. Peace out beeeeeotch
Black and Hispanics love to have Dog fighting rings.
Although on “COPS” Blacks and Hispanics are scared to death of dogs. It’s a Cops best friend.
The only thing related to dogs is when the ladies bend over and give ya “doggie-style” SMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAACK!
black and Hispanic people love pittbulls and dovermans.
They think it helps their image by having these dogs.
Rappers use this for names and names of songs.
One good thing: girls love it doggystyle. Smmmmaaaccck!
I live in an area with a high population of Asians (likely because I live near the University). I used to have a big dog and many Asian people (women especially) would go out of their way to avoid being near my dog – they would often cross the street or jump out of the way if my dog went in for a sniff. I thought this was because she was a big (intimidating?) dog. But she passed on and now I have a little (16 pds) dog and the Asian women still jump out of the way.
Are women from Asia more afraid of dogs then white people and why?
I think some white people, especially the more cultured ones, like cats more. For the white people that like marijuana, they like to “bake out” their cats.
way to be horrible number 50
White people especially like having a dog that they have paid THOUSANDS of dollars for that is actually either a mutt w/ a made-up cutesie name (labradoodle, puggle) OR a genetic anomaly that has to be helped to propagate as it otherwise would have been eliminated long ago by natural selection.
I hate dogs they try to bite off my manhood!
Dogs? Naw, I prefer parrots that swear and say mean things.
It always make people cry, and it makes me happy, and if rations are low you can always eat them.
Once again I can’t argue. I do in fact like dogs… and am white.
To # 50…tisk tisk they probably hate you too…As for the dog comments: My dog’s are all rescues, yep recycled as only a seattlite can do. 1) was found in the median of a major highway…thrown out the window. He has some brian damage….but he’s nuetered, so WE are responsible for his actions. 2) was found rolling in the surf in Newport Beach, Ca. while on vacation, she is spayed. 3) was mistaken for a pomeranian at a local shelter….his front elbow was shattered at some point and never fixed (has no use of it) he was struck on the left side of the head so hard he lost the use of his eye, most of the teeth , and his tongue is serated length wise, and had to have his right rear knee fixed (luxated patella). However !!!! He wakes up everyday happy to be alive and bounces around like nothing is wrong…..and YES he is a service dog…….Everywhere we go people want to say hello to him. His favorite store is a local hardware store……when we walk in, the workers yell to others….” Cedar, is here”….they all wanted to know when his cast would come off….and how he must be “Really Secure” in his manhood to be albe to pull off a PINK cast. We love all animals. I’m a mexican my wife is white (blonde and blue eyed) I don’t spray paint everything and she does’nt dress them….where do we go from here?
Hey Brian (comment #53),
You are an “A.H.”…..keep your hateful comments to yourself.
As the bumper sticker says” Mean People Suck!”
This is a GREAT site though!
Dogs are shit machines.
#107
And black people name their children dog names like Princess and Jasmine
Damn, I do love dogs. Is it racist of me, however, to notice that Asian people and Black people are TERRIFIED of my dog? Seriously, it’s a puppy. It weighs 10 pounds. It could chew on you for ten minutes before you noticed.
I don’t think this has been mentioned before, but I’ve noticed that white people love to adopt pets from shelters. Someone recently said to me that people with any money or class adopt dogs instead of buying purebreds. So for a white person, this can imply both of these things and allow them to feel superior to other white people. This generally makes us feel good about ourselves to boot. It’s very trendy! I’m slinking off in shame to feed my shelter mut her organic food and Whole Foods brand dog treats…..
How dare you imply that because I love dogs, I must feel that they enjoy television and think like humans.
I hate this blog and I hate you.
My dog is crap. I paid over $2,000 for the stupid Bulldog cause my white gf wanted it. It snorted like a pig and screamed like a child. Those stupid dogs don’t even bark right. It had no purpose except to give us something to fight about so I could ditch her tired ass. She now says it is the only good thing that came out of our relationship – are you freakin kidding me. it is not a baby you crazy bitch. Last whitey I’m dating. She wanted it to lay next to us in bed when we were having sex – that is just creapy.
#154
Hey Cujo,
Sounds like you’re the shithead for buying a piece of ass a bulldog for $2k.
She may be a crazy bitch for saying the bulldog is the only good thing to come out of the relationship, but you sound pretty psycho for buying chicks animals to keep the relationship going.
We have neighbors who are even whiter than us and scolding the dog for clawing the sofa competely ended our very close friendship. I actually liked the dog and made a very big deal of it. We met it the first day it came home with them and even had dog toys especially for the animal around the house. Not enough. You can’t really do enough for white people’s dogs. Way more difficult a mindfield to navigate than pretending to adore their smart-mouthed human babies, purchased or home-grown.
I have never met a human that was as honest as a dog, and I know I never will. The best thing about them is that they live in the moment at all times, they are the zen creature of the world. A relationship with a dog is honest, they will never lie cheat, or steal from you. Two thoughts:
“If feed a dog he will not bite you….this is the principal difference between a dog and a man” Mark twain
Just remember that the dog was mans companion before god, and when he named his lord he simply reversed the letters of the most honest thing he knew…….dog.
From the post: “many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people”
Hey dumbass, if you work in real estate and don’t already value property with more land higher than property with less land, you are doing it wrong.
Wow, thanks for making me feel like crap for caring about a living creature, and thanks for making me feel hatred toward the people who are attacking me right now in these comments. Way to bring a little more bitterness into the world. You’re doing a good thing, really.
I’ve been donating money to the homeless and to children in need every month, but I think now that I’ve read your blog, I’ll just start buying my dog some sweaters instead. Because if I try to help people, I’m a superior white bastard, and if I don’t, then I’m a selfish white bastard. And that’s what you want, right? You’d rather just have people bitch and moan and stereotype than actually do something useful. So why shouldn’t we all just do the same?
Again, thanks for that. I feel inspired.
doglover please do not feed your dog grapes.man they will kill a dog
The people I find weird are the ones who wouldn’t give a homeless man a crust of bread but would drop 10K for surgery for their little precious. We love our Border Collie but I ain’t spending thousands of dollars on her if she gets sick. Another thing people that while Border Collies are intelligent and cute they are working dogs and you need to get off your ass and give them stuff to do if you want to keep them. There are animal shelters full of them because some dumbass couch potato bought one and then wonders why it gets into stuff. Also stop dressing up dogs in clothes it’s creepy.
I think my Mexican neighbors are succumbing to the White-Wing Way of Life.
True, they park no less than QUATRO big new pickups in their front yard, as is the tradition of la Raza, but they also have a dog who wears clothes that fit him better than any of mine! Also, he is NEVER chained up to a post and used as a burglar alarm. He sleeps in their house.
These are all signs of creeping Whitist behavior.
i LOVE dogs…. I have the cutest puppy ever. his name is max. I write a lot about him in my blog…
http://blog.schoeben.com/tag/max/
The poster grossly misstates the relationship between people and dogs. Granted, there is a segment of the population who view dogs as you describe. But how about those who neglect and abuse dogs? Do you have any idea of the massive suffering caused by the ignorance and cruelty of humans? Millions of dogs are killed annually in our “shelters” because of stupid and callous owners who discard them at will. Then, there are those, like me, who work in dog rescue, trying to save and rehome as many as possible (an endless and heartbreaking task.) Obviously, you are one of those white people who prefer to spare themselves the sight of suffering whenever possible, and would rather offer lame jokes and distorted stereotypes in support of your own opinion.
OK, listen up, I’m Indian and my husband is black, we love dogs, we both have regular jobs, and we also work with several rescue organizations, and I have to say that most of the rescues have been from black families who abuse their dogs, not racist, just fact.
Yeah most people love dogs, they are man’s best friend but those small dogs that white people love to sport around seem more like fashion accessories. A lot of times, they don’t even let the dog walk on its own; they have to carry it everywhere they go. They’re forgetting it’s a living, breathing thing that will crap in their purse from time to time.
Ok…doggie SALONS? PAINTING YOUR DOG’S FREAKIN NAILS? Organic food? Even….vegan food. A dog is a carnivore….it needs to eat meat to get the right nutrition.
And yeah I know those people who spend upwards of 5k on their dogs to keep the dog alive for one more year when the dog is like 16 years old and just has this look in its eye like, “someone please kill me.” Dogs are not supposed to live as long as people! I’ve had dogs all my life but you know, when its time for them to go, please just be humane and put them out of their misery. A dog isn’t like a person…it needs to be able to run and play to enjoy life because dogs live in the present.
You aren’t being mean by putting a sick dog down, because a sick dog would die in the wild. Dogs are real cool, but even animals have hierarchies. You aren’t loving them more by letting them assert domination over you by not obeying you. Because wolves obey their pack leader. When you see a yappy annoying dog its just a reflection of the yappy annoying person behind that dog letting it get away with all sorts of crap.
Yeah people need to realize that the dog is NOT A CHILD. The dog doesn’t think it is your child…it just thinks of you as a pack member even if you’re calling it, “little pookie” and “momma’s baby.” People love to anthropomorphisize things and dogs are one of them.
black people pretty much treat their kids likewisa. Make ’em, have ’em and there the responsibility ends.
Wordydoodles just made me laugh out loud. Her comment is one of the funniest things I have read on this site.
man with a pitbull = small penis
My boyfriend and I are getting a miniature goat instead of a dog.
Take that white society!!
Most of this site is pretty limited to the atypical crying liberal, but this particular observation is DEAD ON. And white people who like cats, they tend to be freaky, most of the time suffering from some sort of anti-social anomaly, basically, closet mental patients.
Believe it. Their is definitely a personality trait that goes with a cat lover. Unless, it is an outdoor cat. Those white people with outdoor cats, tend to be regular, everyday white folks.
McCain hates dogs.
i once passed out dog food samples at whole foods. you wouldn’t believe the number of times i heard “oh, does that have meat in it? my dog is vegan”.
So pleased you mentioned the cats and dog thing. I prefer a dog but am stuck with a cat as well. Why do cats have such a long life span compared to dogs? My cat belts the crap out of my Doberman/Rottweiler cross puppy at least once a month. Should I have him trained to be more assertive? My dog is called Poo Poo and is 6yo. The bloody cat is called Muscles and would be about 65 in human years.
I love this blog, and so happy about your book deal Christian! A movie, starring Ryan Gosling as YOU would be perfect.
My dog Louie, of course, is special. I let him read your articles and he is so taken with your style. He’d love to sniff you or hump you just to show his appreciation! (the highest compliment in dog-dom.)
Another thing white people like?
Putting potted plants on balconies. No matter that they look silly and will soon die. They are already ‘potted’
I am very against what Vick did & i won’t even take my American Pit Bull Terrier to a dog park. Anyone that takes any bulldog to a dog park is an IDIOT !!!! that is trouble waiting to happen & I don’t care “how much your dog loves playing with other dogs ” do yourself & the breed a favor DOn’t take your bully to a dog park.
Dogs behave how they are raised to behave. Breed is far less of an influence than popular belief suggests.
Most of the men and women dead and wounded in Iraq are white.
My dog likes oranges.
Ha! Your mom rocks!
Ha! On the racist side, but unfortunately kinda true. I work in mental health, and I never cease to be amazed at the amount of poor black parents who put their kids on ADHD medicine because they’re “hyper”. Note: this definition of hyper includes things like kicking their feet while sitting in a chair or wanting to run around outside).
I love my dogs, but I don’t take them to my friend’s houses. I don’t take them to dog parks and they always walk on a leash. They don’t jump on people or sleep on my bed. They have a doghouse in the backyard. I am very bored when people show me pictures of their dogs. One friend celebrated Mother’s Day with a gift and a card from her dog. Creepy.
I had my dog fixed so it wouldn’t be bringing a lot of dogs into the world that couldn’t be well taken care of. Maybe India needs a human society, excuse me, a humane society.
You should clarify this – white people like Purebred (i.e. namebrand) dogs. I have a mutt, and most people just can’t get past the fact that I don’t know his provenance (and don’t care, frankly).
I pooped my pants
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dude try pampers
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I love this site, but must share my own experience as a dog lover/owner who is White. (When I actually crowned from my mother’s vagina, my father was at the veterinarian’s office getting the Poodles vaccinated. Mother was knocked out: That’s how they did it in 1967). It has been my experience that dogs do not eat their own feces, but rather, dine on the family cat’s feces from the litter box. Eating your own feces? That’s just gross.
mmmm, I am sure they are nice and fat, id like to grill up all 5 of them.
No stereotype holds up across the board.
The fact that people take this seriously is just hilarious.
Watching people get angy is the most valuable part of this blog.
some of the posts, I don’t think whites like thr subject more than other group (like divorce) but DOGs for sure!!!!! LOL 250lb dog in studio apartment.
i only give to animal charities because i don’t care about poor people. better to find all those homeless pups a good home first.
While white people do love small dogs (as they are much easier to put sweaters on) we also love big dogs. As a white person it is important that I dream of owning a chocolate lab or golden retreiver so he can splash around at my lake front house and join me on long hikes… we will have adorable pictures of us in the wilderness.
White people love dogs. Black people love to watch dogs fight. There’s a subtle difference.
A homeless person can, conceivably, get a job. They have options open to them. Dogs and cats don’t. They rely entirely on people.
There’s millions of dollars spent on a lot of things that could “be put to better use”. But we live in a country where, when you earn money in return for working, you get to decide how to spend it.
Black people sniff glue? I though that was something kids do.
I give to animals charities because I like animals. People are usually assholes, so I don’t give to them. This opinion, of course, makes me an asshole, which furthers my general point.
SOME Black people have a history with dogs in this country, that is tenuous at best. Some Black people have low opinions of dogs because they were used to brutalize them and hunt them down during the Civil Rights Movement and in Slavery, respectively. I’ve heard a similar sentiment from several Black South Africans, who were attached by German Shepards during Apartheid demonstrations.
Not ALL Black people think it’s okay to dog-fight, and treat your dog like an object, or a toy that gets thrown away when you’re bored with it. It depends on how you are raised. I was raised in the suburbs, where pretty much everyone had a dog, or even multiple ones. They still do, in fact. In a predominately Black neighborhood. I have a Yorkie, and yes, when it’s cold, she wears a sweater. We have rugs all over the house for her, because she refuses to lay directly on the floor, or even the carpet. She needs her own “place”, and we give it to her. I’m with White people on this one, dogs do deserve to be treated like family. My parents had a Daschund when I was growing up, and he was like my brother. We used to watch tv together. He kept me company and watched over the house when they were away.
The aforementioned generalization about Black people and dogs is frankly just not accurate. AS are most generalizations made about Black people, by NON-Black people.
GUILTY AS CHARGED!
But, what about Springer Spaniels? 🙂
WHAT ABOUT SPRINGER SPANIELS??? 🙂
OMG. Now >>I<< just “pooped my pants.”
LOL..u so funnyman
Why do white people feel the need to bring their dogs with them when they run their errands? I don’t travel with my 2 turtles or my 3 cats (YES, I am crazy cat lady – but I am married and my husband loves our cats, too).
My husband wants a dog, a potcake (look it up), so that he can “bring it places with him”. WHY? WHY that need? I don’t get it!
Also, I have given out birthday cards signed from the cats.
–Kidless and staying that way in Minnesota
When I saw the photo attached to this entry, I almost aspirated on my own vomit. This is why “My Space” needs to be banned.
I once saw a gigantic black guy with a tiny black puppy on a leash… he looked so fucking confused it was adorable. “hey, hey, whatchu doin’? Stop sniffin’ that!” God it was hilarious. Dogs are the domain of white people. Hands down.
what is it with what white people i mean for real you rasists asses
Amen, Wexsa!
Wow, pet hair on their clothes? Would you like some help removing that stick from your posterior?
haters miss the obvious usefulness of having a loyal, trained beast.
My dog guards my shit. burglar alarm for the house, wild animal detector when hiking, and keeper-awayer of drunk-ass transients when i’m walking to the store. my dogless neighbors have been robbed several times. i have not. i think ferocious snarling probably has something to do with it.
so i think this post is really about white people that love their useless dogs, like anything ending in “oodle”, or anything under 40 lbs.
AMEN!
And I don’t mean to Pirate….
aw, come on, dog parks are fun. personally, i get a big kick out of saying, “lady, THEY’RE DOGS, let ’em wrestle”.
HAHA! OK, so, last week I was in the parking lot of my neighborhood TRADER JOE’S and a saw a woman riding a EUROPEAN CITY BIKE while she had her DOG in a BABY BJORN. That was my whitest experience of late. Well, I did go to a SWEDISH BREAKFAST PLACE this morning…
White Canadians like to “rescue” dogs disposed of by White Americans who, strangely enough, like to watch dogs run really fast while hoping they can make money off of them. I have also heard that black greyhounds are put up for adoption in Canada because White Americans don’t like big black dogs. Any how, adopting greyhounds seems to affirm White Canadians’ belief that we are superior to White Americans.
What about spaniels– made of fuzz- super spotty-barkish
and best : not a human-damaged animal A long capable nose, the moxie to go after stuff.
A Volvo driving, 1980’s friend said ” you take that dog for a walk, come in the front door, and it will bound out the back, ready for more! Whew”
Look folks-think larger!
I am simply awed by the sight of Orion the hunter, and his leaping companion, with the most gorgeous of all stars for his eye! A stunning testament of the relatonship that goes back way beyond 6000 years of OUR history.
Have not humans been distinguished from all beasts by their ability to domesticate? Cattle, horses, have chosen US because, uniqely, we have the compassion to not just murder them. These bonds are of incalulable value to our species.
Those who minimze dogs, saying they love those who will simply feed them, do not understand one quarter of what goes on. Dogs who have not been damaged by human vanity via inbreeding simply LOVE to hunt with us, they express their whole being through it, and after all, having made the domestication choice, they will die without their human partners.
this does not mean that dog-lover types are better than you. It does mean that they have a window onto all life that others close.
No way do white prefer small dogs. Of all the pure-breeds, golden retrievers, labs, and german shepherds are white-folk dogs par excellence. I have a Border Collie and a mixed breed (extra points because they were from a rescue). But then again, I owned a Prius since 1998 and like to think that I’m a trend-setter among the whites. AKC sucks.
Snap!
the nastiest part is when they let their dogs put their tounge all over them, uuuhh so nasty. letting a dog lick you all over ur face.
white people love their dogs but are fucked up to other human beings. they get all worked up when people of other races do anything remotely messed up to an animal but don’t realize all the messed up crap they do to the rest of the society. maybe it allows them to think they’re superior for having so much compassion for an animal.
but i guess dogs are all they got left since they’ve managed to cut down all the forests and exterminate most of the wildlife America.
I love pugs.
I hate cats.
I used to eat glue up until 4th grade, and I’m white. I liked the taste of it.
My former boss keeps her poodle’s cremated remains in a pink box on her desk. Weird.
My parents had to have our great dane cremated, but that was a requirement for the cemetary he was buried in. They didn’t have coffins big enough.
the mistreatment of children and/or animals is not strictly a black thing… i work in a jail, trust me, i would know. however unfortunate it is that people choose to do either of these horrible things, i think it extremely ignorant to say that only one race does either of them.
If I wasn’t so busy holding the leashes for my 2 dogs (who have awesome personalities), i’d probably carry my macbook to my little blonde kids’ soccer games.
Exactly how is that ironic?
Are you freakin kidding me? They are dogs! I have two children and it irks the hell out of me to hear people on the commuter train (another thing that white people like!) having lengthy conversations about their pets, while referencing their children only by their interactions with Fido. Do you really believe that a pet is a good training ground for having kids? This may be why your children hate you! I have a dog, and he is a pet I treat him like the dog that he is. I would have no doubt about which one to rescue in a fire if I to choose between a human and a dog. I don’t refer to my dog as a who because he is not a person. So long as I eat chicken and fish, I will continue to realize the distinction between human and animal. Therefore, my dog does not have a sweater. I truly love this blog. It’s funny, there are some who would protest laws that would add extra penalty if a crime is racially motivated crimes as unconstitutional but in the same breath lobby for tougher animal cruelty laws. Get a grip.
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Right on.
I don’t get why many of the posts here assume that being an animal lover and being compassionate toward other humans (who are, in fact, animals) are mutually exclusive. Everyone on this post who wrote “yeah you love dogs and let people starve” can suck it because that’s the most innane thing I’ve ever read. Many people, myself included, see compassion as compassion, regarless of where it’s directed. A good 10% of my income goes to charity organizations like ASPCA, HSUS as well as local women & children charities, homeless shelters, the Red Cross, Doctors w/o Borders, etc. etc. I volunteer for the local food bank AND the local humane society, and my husband is a cancer researcher. So all you haters (really just uninformed) can bite me.
LOL!! While I am guilty of having had a HUGE golden retriever in a small apartment, I did walk him twice a day and he never swallowed a neighbor child (or maybe I just didn’t get the note!!)
I think there are two kinds of White folks: the BIG DOG kind and the little dog kind. I am from the first group, as we’ve always had BIG dogs, treated ’em like family (I kiss my dogs, of course!) and — the telling element — my father’s greatest concern in his last days was how his dogs would be cared for after his death! I have one of them now, she is BIG and I love her.
Which do I like more — dogs or eccentric wealthy people? It’s a tough call. I love them both more than my mother.
Dude. You. Need. Therapy. Maybe someone with a therapy dog.
Dude that is so not true.
White socialite girls like small dogs. Pugs, mini Dobermans, etc.
But I admit that as soon as there is a white couple the dog they get should weigh at least 50 lbs.
And I would drop German Shepherds in favor of Wiemaraners, or a Vizsla.
i honestly don’t understand why “dogs” isnt like #9, 10, 11-ish on the list. stereotypical white family is synonymous with parent(s) (one or two), two kids, and a dog. and if there is room/money they will have more pets, but dog is number 1.
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sigh: I’m sick and tired of hearing that it’s all the owners fault (with the exception that they should elect to own another breed).
Pits are banned in 9 countries, 24 US citys and one state.
There is something simply not stable about the breed.
Get a clue. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_bull
I totally agree with Anonymous’s statment. A pit tried to attack my dog once at the park and mu dog sent it to the hospitial. (My dog never gets into fights and the pit started it.) If you have a dog that is ball/toy aggressive; leave it home or leave the toys at home.
Disturbed, self-loathing Democrats like cats. Everyone else likes dogs.
What about the poor white children who raise large black dogs?
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In Colorado, we don’t have crapy enclosers; the’re way to ghetto.
The Dane should have been stuffed. He would have made a great leg rest.
You idiot. How do you use one example of your black girlfriend and compare it to an entire race? That’s stupid and very closed minded. Every race and every culture has it’s short comings and stereotypes. Sadly race isn’t even a real thing…it’s groupings that we have allowed to become real to say that these are black people these are white people, etc., when in reality there is no real difference between any race of people…People are people, not different species of people. Duh! If we were all that different we wouldn’t be able to reproduce all together of different races. Ignorance is such an issue. So you do some research and reading. Find some statistics, quit thinking so closed mindly and believing you know the truth of one race based on one example or even 20 examples, because that is an impossible figure to compare statistically to all black people.
I hates me some negroes. I do live dogs however. Eat it Bitches!
I have a dog. I treat it like a dog. I feel as though a dog WANTS to be treated like a dog. A dog doesn’t want to be put in clothes, or have their nails clipped, be bathed every day, have their teeth washed, etc. A dog just wants to be a friggin dog. And I treat it like one. I let the dog outside, I give it food and water, and I allow the dog to sleep on this doggy bed. My dog seems pretty happy with this arrangement. Anything other than this arrangement is quite bizzare and unnecessary to me.
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Wow…..logic of that nature never ceases to amaze me.
How exactly would you know that a man with a “pit bull” has a small penis? Is that you?
My favorite part is that most people think the “pit bull” encompasses up to 20 breeds and cannot tell a black am staff from a black lab. I know both my staffie’s get mistaked for labs regularly. Get a life and learn what the dogs are really like.
People who really love dogs recognize the strengths and weaknesses of each breed and know that the multiple breeds that get classified as “pit bulls” are just as likely to be a wonderful pet golden retriever.
Bipetual!!! love it. Brava Scarlotta’s parental unit.
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OMG……LMAO…..*gasp*……..*choke*….Oh…this is the funniest damn thing I have read today, even the comments. ROFLMAO………………….damn, this is hilarious!
Why do y’all love these canines so much?? LOL Its a damn dog!!!! It will wag its tail for anybody holding out a snack! I’m always amazed at the lunacy in doggy spas and doggy daycare, but I guess that’s just a white folks thang.
It’s pretty white to like horses too.
Small dogs are like the Tommy Hilfiger clothing line. Started out being popular among WASPs, but now they can be spotted all over the hood and the barrio.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
“The dog, then commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery, and as he is also an item of expense, and commonly serves no industrial purpose, he holds a well-assured place in men’s regard as a thing of good repute.”
I’m pretty sure he was talking about white people.
Veblen, Thorstein. (1899) Theory of the Leisure Class: An Economic Study in the Evolution of Institutions. New York: Macmillan. 140-141
Yet, rottweilers routinely rank higher than bullies in injuries caused.
And you cannot POSSIBLY tell me it has nothing to do with the kind of dipshits that tend to buy pits. Ever known a pit owner in a trailer park? They practically REVEL in the idea that their dog can tear an arm off, they’re more than happy to let them be vicious.
According to your list, it would appear that Oprah is white. Perhaps someone should let her know.
I think ignorance = not caring for dogs. Where do you see stray dogs running around and backyard breeding going on to make a quick buck. In nice so called”white areas” NOPE In the ghetto thats where. As far as choosing humans over any animal how about helping where help is needed I help anyone who is deserving of help. Just because someone is homeless doesn’t mean you have to feel sorry for them, some are there because of their own doing because they are bad people. I feel bad for those who had no other option. As far as dogs go they are unable to care for themselves or ask for help so someone has to be their voice. I think children & animals are the true innocent souls. I’ll leave you with this that I have found VERY true!!
If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men. ~St. Francis of Assisi
I love this. I do want to say that dogs help people of the SAME attract each other, too.
[…] But the beach would only be for lounging. Swimming would be prohibited due to minor concerns like pollution, shipping lanes, and liability exposure. Read more of Newell’s series here, and naturally dogs must be permitted. […]
You need to get out of the burbs some time. Down in the hood, you see nothing but black folk walking their overweight, barely socialized pit bulls with either massive pendulous testicles or rows of swollen titties flopping around. The other day I was driving out of town, and saw a yellow pit sitting on a street-corner. No collar, no leash, but obviously *very* pregnant. Woo hoo! Now *that’s* ghetto!
White people loove to get all righteously indignant about other folks’ child-rearing. They also love saying things like “Get a grip!” and “Duh!”
I’m offended that Golden Retrievers were not mentioned specifically. White people also like Jeeps…
If you’re so worried about the naked people in India why don’t you clothe them and not rely on white people to do it for you. You’re the ones with classes in society with the rich getting richer and the poor staying poor. So what if white people want to put clothes on their dogs.
By the same logic that pitbulls are meaner because of their breed would that mean (insert minority here) are more likely to steal, murder, rape, etc… than other humans?
By the way, I have just proved you wrong on a public message board. That should be another topic for this website.
Just because white people can spend more money on their dogs than black people on their children, probably because all the black men are hiding away getting high and shooting each other.
Dogs and humans are not on the same comparison field. It is proven that the disposition of the owner influences the disposition of the dog. Good , bad , or indifferent. You can not jump from a generalization about a dog, and then to one about a person. You can compare generalizations about chimps and apes, but not about dogs and people. I think that was one of the jokes in the article, dogs aren’t people.
Ohh, you didn’t know. She decided last time she kissed her dog in the mouth. She will never be white, but she sure as hell is going to try
You want to talk about black people placing their children on meds to “control” them or the white doctors who refuse to investigate the real reasons behind the hyper activity who prescribe those drugs. How about we talk about the institutionalized racism that pervades in public schooling that doesn’t even attempt to understand the best way to educate an impoverished population that is not only dismissed from their parents consciousness but also their teacher’s, as problematic children. Black children, as heterogeneous as we are, in certain areas learn in different ways. Rich white people have the privilege to find schools that accommodate, Little Billy’s annoying ways, but poorer black parents have the public school who could give a rat’s behind if the child graduates.
Yo whatever. This stuff makes me mad. I’m pretty sure I’m 100 percent Latino and love my dog. Aint tryin to be White either. From what I’ve seen, some People of Color treat their dogs the same as from what I’ve read described here.
Excuse me Hanlon, but I live in a trailer park (I can’t help where I live. We are buying a real house soon) and I own the most beautiful, smart and fun loving pitbull a person can have. I do not have Luna because I love the idea that she could be a killer or a ficious fighter. As a matter of fact, I resuced her twice from a man that was conditioning her to be a fighter. She was starved, dirty & timid. He was leaving her out in the weather and she had no shots, dicipline or collar. I have her as a companian. She lives with my “extremly vicious” siberian husky and my “killer” chihuahua. Her previous owner kept her as a novelty for the very fact that she looked like a killer in his eyes and it disgusts me how predjiduce, steryotypical, low life and small minded some people are when it comes to these situations.
there you go. tell it
Oh yea, and you may want to do some reserch on about how pitbulls make great service dogs, narcotics dogs and the fact that Hellen Keller (the little blind ,deaf and mute girl) had one to. And the fact that they rank highest on the good behavior list taken each year by the goverment. They surpass golden retrievers and Labs. Think about that.
Damn straight.
Dumb as a post too- in a loveable way. If left to their own devices, their true nature is rather… passive. They love to flop down on a couch and sleep. And get into anything edible.
And I have yet to see a dog breed that likes having it’s ass scratched more than Pits. I mean, jeez, they have a veritable muscle spasm…
Now don’t forget to wipe.
Black people love dogs too. Just look a that Vick character. Being both black and white though, I happen to not love dogs. My boyfriend, he’s white, he LOVES dogs. And camping. And just about everything else on this list.
Damn right! Btw, how does the support of animal welfare denigrate the wellbeing of people — or whatever those “better causes” are?
Personally, I am tired of having people try to make me feel bad about not wanting to support my fellow man . . . I have to earn my living, why should I be guilted into giving it away to people who should be earning their own paycheck? We domesticated the animals, we need to live up to that responsibility.
But can someone make me understand why we should lift a finger to get involved in yet another country’s situation — no matter how bad it is? Truly, every time the US sticks its nose into something, we are vilified for it — on the other hand, when we don’t do anything, we are, again, vilified for it.
I loved dogs, they taste like chicken.
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As long as we’re painting with the broad brush strokes…
Why can’t blacks take care of their dogs or any pet for that matter, at all? Is it better to take care of your pet too well, or to leave it chained to the porch until the collar is imbedded in it’s neck, it’s malnourished, dehydrated, and abandoned because it’s just oh so hard to remember your responsibilities when life’s real concerns get in the way. You know, spending the last dollars of the welfare check on your nails, smelly hair extensions, 40 oz. beers, and blunt wraps.
Whites treat their dogs better than their children? That’s funny. How well is the black community known for their child raising skills? Getting ten biotches knocked up before your 22 and then running out of the picture so they can drink kool aid, play video games, and smoke blunts instead of contributing to their own kids lives…how commendable. Poor little Shaniqwa, daddy won’t be home tonight and momma’s gotta flaunt her fat ass on the corner again, so tuck your ten brothers and sisters into bed (the same bed) and don’t look at me like I’m doin something wrong. I’ll slap the black of your face child. Seriously, let’s talk about white people’s child raising weaknesses.
By the way, as long as we’re discussing the “facts”, lack of empathy is a red flag for serious brain disorders. I know, hard to believe when the brains only fuel is weed, Pepsi, and skittles.
I’ll shoot your pitbull if it comes close to threatening me. What a terrible dog breed. Black am-staff confused with a lab. Clearly not another intelligent person who mistook this.
I love my dog an all, but dogs are still dogs. People are people. Thats why you can put a pet down when you need to. The fire department isn’t going to risk firefighters lives to save your dog. As great as your dog is, its still just a dog. Shoot them when they gets old and start to piss on your floor. Thats they way its worked in many countries for many years.
Totally true. My husband and I were at an open house in Manhattan when a couple walked in wearing outdoor performance clothes and a golden retriever. They said they loved the apartment but unfortunately the building had a no pets policy. My husband said “Well, you can always get rid of the dog.” They indignantly replied “Well, that’s pretty heartless.” My husband is white, but apparently not “that kind” of white.
Apparently, though, there’s nothing heartless about forcing a 50 lb dog live in a 600 sq ft. apartment.
Of course dogs are not people. Dogs are far better than people. If I had to choose between saving a human and a dog from fire, I’d pick the dog, because the human is probably an asshole anyway; many of the posts on here are a pretty good illustration. (But then, how likely am I, or any of you, to ever rescue anyone from a burning building? Not that likely. And how likely are you to having to choose whether to save a human or a dog from a burning building? Chances are pretty close to zero. In a real “burning building” situation you’ll be probably dialing 911 on your cell and yelling “Oh my God, oh my God!” rather than valiantly rescuing anyone anyway).
As for pit bulls, they’re among the sweetest breeds there are, when it comes to dog-human interaction.
That comment is the biggest crock of shite I’ve heard. Pit Bulls are banned as well as Rottweilers, Dobermans, etc. These are all strong breeds that are unfortunately bred, trained and owned by stupid people that train them to be killers.
A small dog can be trained to be vicious, it just can’t do as much damage, so, it’s not publicized.
All dogs if trained and raised appropriately to their breed can be wonderful pets, but, also, don’t forget, these are animals and any animal can be unpredictable. The key is understanding your pet and not putting it in a situation where there is a potential for harm.
To put out a blanket statement that all Pit Bulls are bad, is just a sign of ignorance and lack of understanding.
OMG! I’m white, I have a dog and even the dog is white! Help me please! My diversity factor has just gone flatline!
Im glad Im part hispanic/asian as well because I dont think dogs are equal to humans and neither does any other race!
I rather donate to poor african children dying of starvation with a bleak future than feed my fat ass squitzerdoodle to make me seem more accepted by other white people. Hell I think that Im right and if you dont think I’m right,show me a dog with an IQ higher than 50 or something and MABYE I’ll apologize so you can be happy. we white people need to be less shallow and wake up and get Hello? Real!!!
I used the “dog ate my homework” so often that my teachers could have rightly expected it to defecate a PhD dissertation
White people love their dogs even MORE when they practice good canine hygiene and receive regular baths. Guaranteed to yield more hugs and affection. Since not everyone loves spending a fortune at the groomers, may I suggest the Booster Bath. Elevated, portable pet bathtub for home use. http://www.BoosterBath.com. Trust me, this makes bathing your dog a lot easier, faster and creates a far better experience for you both.
hahahahahaha I couldn’t agree more. I have never met a man with a pit who isn’t overly agressive with his dog.
I never thought I could love a “little hairy sycophant” (anon-huh?) so much. Every morning when I pee, he sits in my lap. And at night, I don’t mind when he puts his itty bitty toy poodle head on my arm or shoulder. . And he loves his argyle sweater but not as much as his red vest. OOOOh baby, does he feel SMART in his red vest. Yep, I love my little dog. I laugh every day because of him. Most boyfriends gave me agita. All you dog haters are JEALOUS of the fact that somebody is spending more money on their dog than on you… And you should see him in his car seat in my volvo. HOT! And I’m typing this on my Mac laptop. Because I’m HOT too! And I am not a self loathing Democrat. GO OBAMA!!!!!
I hate when he kisses my mouth though. Ironic?
john there’s only one race: the human race. hispanic/asian – white???? ohhhh a mongrel, are we? nice spelling MABYE. if i find a dog with an IQ of 50 I’ll send him your way for a spelling or typing lesson.
WE white people don’t need to do anything because plenty of us love animals without elevating them over humans. i betcha never donated anything to anyone anywhere. the rest of us can and do donate time and money all the time.
puleeze stop starving your dog. it won’t help the “poor african children dying of starvation”. atta boy. you’re real!
go girl!
have another beer on me. please don’t let your cat drink and drive.
will you marry me? i have the small dog with sweater but am desperate for the house by the lake … only problem I see is I want a vizla not a lab in my photos. 😦
your mother’s comment makes this whole blog worth while to me. please don’t tell her my dog has a better wardrobe than most of the untouchables.
there is only one race: HUMAN RACE. not black race, white race blah blah blah blah.
now who’s the idiot?
please remind me of this site closer to Halloween so I can get a costume for my pet. thank you.
when my father and mother got divorced, dear old dad asked the judge for “visitation rights to Erica, our dog!!!”
then he asked if he could still live in the basement so my mother could cook and clean for him and he could be near Erica.
needless to say, I had a f—ed up family growing up.
george carlin would probably agree with you on the people are assholes point. give your money to who ever you want. screw everyone.
nick you are quick.
you and wordydoodle’s mom crack me up.
my toy poodle can kick your bulldog’s ass any day of the week. take that snarky.
no I’ve never wondered.
okay I won’t. but can I call you an idiot?
my dog will see your dog in art class.
it’s true. my white gay friends love taking their pugle to meet other pugles at pugle outings. cool. i’m not sure if i spelled pugle right though. what do you get when you mix a pug and a beagle????
they hate you.
you should hang out with anonymous. you could sit around and hate on each other. cool.
read my comment to Brian.
i take my dog to petco so he can help me pick up guys. it’s great.
if u wanna free mike vick you’ll have to come to my basement. i keep him chained down there and make him fight other haters for my amusement.
i hate when my dog kisses my mouth. no matter how much i cover my mouth with my hands, the second i drop my guard, he’s in my face like a heat seeking missile. it’s hysterical.
people people people…. rich people can mistreat animals as well as poor people.
I’d like to introduce you to Amanda. She wants to meet your brother. cool.
heheheeheheheheheheheeeeee.
cute.
he’s here. his name is Brian.
god i love happy endings.
you’re funny but yes they do have internet access in the red states but the poor bastards can’t read soooo it doesn’t matter.
Unbelievably perceptive.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
I can’t get over the fact that people walk their hyper dogs without leashes in public spaces which are NOT designated dog parks. It is utterly inconsiderate and essentially leashing one’s dog is the owner’s responsibilty. It is not appropriate for me to go up to a stranger and caress him/her on the face, so if they treat their dogs like their companions and family, owners should take the same accountability and not project their values (dog is friendly, won’t hurt or scare anyone, or my biggest annoyance “He won’t bite”) onto others who may even have extreme dislike or worse, are actually afraid of dogs. After being traumatised with some moody, fucked up bipolar dogs living on a farm in Japan (they were awfully chained up most of the time, surprise surprise), I generally have a friendly relationship with some dogs, and there are some dogs I see walking closely with their owner without a leash, or so old and/or mellow they could give a shit about me or anyone else, which is fine. But when a big unknown one comes running full speed at you because the owner lets them off the leash, that’s just rude, and completely denies any consideration of other people’s sensibilities.
And yes, in all the cases I’ve experienced, oblivious or selfish owners who can’t equate their dog’s drool and grime on my pants as the social equivalent of their own drooling on my pants (unsolicited drool in this case of course, I must qualify), they are white, in outdoor performance gear, frequently with coffee.
A classic indication of dominant culture’s lack of self-awareness, and imposing normativity on others.
I wish I weren’t so uptight about this, but it just rubs my basic sense of consideration for others, which of course, I’m trying (unsuccessfully) to impose on those dog people.
I hope this makes me feel better.
Yeah, my Boston Terrier could be raised to kill and maim other dogs. All seventeen pounds of him! He could also be raised to retrieve ducks and point. Perhaps he could be raised to be a police dog or a bomb sniffing dog. Sorry breeds have certain characteristics. That’s the whole point of a purebred.
I am from india and I love dogs. My dog is my baby and this is one aspect where I totally relate to white ppl. I would rather clothe all the doggies in the world than focus on the homeless children. My dog is my most precious child and will always be even after I have children.
excuse me…do u know how bad ppl. can smell. I work in a hospital and I swear human beings are the most disgusting, smelly and filthy creatures. Considerings dogs bathe only once a month, do not brush their teeth every day and do not wipe their asses after pooping, they are very very clean. Can u imagine a human being living like that ?
no..i say let’s divert the funds we spend on ppl. and focus on animals. Enough done for ppl. most of the suffering ppl. experience is self created…unlike animals. Dogs are truly divine !
When I was a kid during the late 60’s, the target dog was the Doberman. Dobby’s survived the bad rap and so too shall the American Pit Bull Terrier. I live in DC, have two APBT, trust me, it’s the owner not the breed. Anyone who would allow one of these lovable creatures to be sold to a DC Street Thug looking for street credibility in a dog, should be prosecuted for stupidity if that were possible. Vick is proof that retroactive abortion should be legal.
I had a standard poodle for 14 years (she was healthy for almost all, just old). She had absolutely no problem guarding us or our property. People seriously underestimate standard poodles. Aside from not shedding, they are extremely intelligent and athletic dogs. My dog was as sweet as pie to anyone who was friendly, but the second you threatened us or our property, she meant business. One guy was walking down our road and she stood her ground and gave a few warning barks. He decided that this ‘don’t come onto my property’ bark was an attack and decided to pick up a large stick and start jarring it at the dog. She advanced and continued barking. I told the man to stop provoking the dog. She didn’t attack but bark until he was off our property. The jerk went and called the cops.
Poodles are great dogs, especially standard poodles. Perhaps you should try owning one and you’ll see this. BTW we’re ADOPTING another standard poodle from our local shelter because she doesn’t belong in there. She belongs with a family who will love her and make sure that she is taken care of properly. Our poodles wear bandanas, not bows or clothes and just LOVE getting dirty and playing fetch, and we don’t mind at all.
We have a total of two families that are black in my town, almost no other minorities, and of the 5000 people in my town, 99% of them are white. We have backyard breeders. We have stray dogs. How you feel towards your pets has absolutely nothing to do with race or even socio-economic status.
I know many poorer folks who go to the nines for their animals and their families, and I know many more richer folks that spoil their dog to the point that it can’t walk, has diabetes, or other serious problems from not exercising it enough and not feeding the dog a proper diet. Just because the dog is pampered does NOT mean it is well taken care of.
As far as humans go, what constitutes a ‘bad’ person is highly subjective and many homeless are not bad people. I think if you were in a similar situation you would feel far differently than you do now. There are lots of ‘bad’ people who go to church and lead supposedly ‘good’ lives.
white people clearly love responding to white people’s comments.
You mean I shouldn’t refer to their dogs as “s*** (fecal) factories”?
[…] Rcb9, I found something that might help you understand dogs and their place in White American culture: #53 Dogs Stuff White People Like […]
Maybe a case of ‘roid rage?
Nope….I love my dog way more than most people. My friends accept that if it came down to them and my dog standing in front of a bus that was speeding towards them and I only had time to save one of them I would save my dog without giving it a second thought. Also, my lab mix shelter pup is far more intelligent than most of the children I see walking around this country. I donate to animal charities before any other charity out there. DOGS RULE!
You are an as$@ole. Unfortunately too many people are like you in this world. My dog is not an as$@ole…that is why he is better than you. He loves my husband and I unconditionally. There isn’t a thing that we wouldn’t do to keep him happy and healthy. He is our only child and when we have human children I am sure that he will still be our favorite.
My dog doesn’t have a sweater….he would hate wearing a sweater. He does have about 27 toys and he knows the manes of about 15 of them. If you say “Go get Mr. Squeaky” he will get Mr. Squeaky, not the dogger. He sleeps on a dog bed, but his bed is in my husband and my bedroom. He knows our daily schedule and he sticks to a routine. I am sure he is smarter than most children…most likely smarter than many adults that I have come into contact with.
Thanks for your comments Michael Vick.
Humans at least have the ability to stand up for themselves. If someone is pushing us we have the ability to push back. Animals will just take it. People who hurt them are sick.
I will just point out that I have never heard of a white person running a dog fighting circle (Michel Vick and MANY others), a cock fighting ring (Pedro Martinez), etc.
http://www.peta.org
I don’t understand why Americans don’t adopt black dogs. I speak from experience people: I am an American, I adopted a black lab mix that had been in a several midwest, high-kill shelters as a puppy before being brought to NH by the NHSPCA. (I’m proud to be from New Hampshire, the little state that adopts more shelter dogs per capita than any other state in the US!!!) My dog had been passed over for the first 5 months of his life. I fell in love with him immediately. He is now almost 2 and my husband and I can not imagine out lives without him. He is the best dog I have ever known, and I have known some great dogs.
ADOPT BLACK DOGS PEOPLE!!! DON’T LEAVE THEM SITTING IN A SHELTER, THEY HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE.
I’m not racist. I think people ar eindividuals and make their own way.
I am 27. I live in the north. I live in the suburbs with some very “white” black people who are sick of other black people in our age bracket blaming their issues on slavery or the civil rights movement. NONE OF YOU LIVED THROUGH EITHER OF THEM. Stop blaming you issues on things that you dod not experience and start looking for the real causes.
The first one that I can see: Per Barak Obama, black men need to step up to the plate and start being fathers to their children. A positive male role model will be an excellent place to start.
weird……
I’m a vegetarian…my dog is not. I wish people would realize that a dog needs meat/fish to get the proper nutrients. I can eat tofu…my dog eats meat. He does eat organic food….but it has meat in it. He gets what he needs and I don’t put my beliefs above his health.
As far as a dog wanting to feel like it is part of a pack….
My husband and I were goofing around one day howling and our dog came flying into the room, stood right between us, threw his head back, and howled right along with us. We have taken this to mean that he is displaying his place in the pack…we now howl a few times a week with him. Our neighbors probably think we are crazy (though we live in a neighborhood of homes owned by young professionals with dogs…actually about 90% of the dogs are lab mixes like ours…so maybe they understand) but we don’t care. It makes our dog feel like he really belongs, so we humor him. We want him to be happy!
And no, he does not eat his crap. I have never seen him eat any other animals crap. He barely gives it a sniff.
Agreed on the border collie traits. My dog is a lab-border collie mix. He definitely needs to be kept busy or he finds all kinds of odd jobs to do. He doesn’t destroy anything…he just likes to move things around.
My brother stayed with us for a month before moving to Boston. Our dog LOVES him, so he hung around his room the most while he was there. One day my brother came home from work to find that our dog had takes ALL of his shoes out of his closet and strategically placed them around the house. He moved his pillows off of his bed and took them out of the pillow cases. He brought the pillow cases into the living room and put them on the couch. He grabbed a couple of pairs of dirty socks and put them on his own bed. Nothing was damaged…just very random. We all wished that we had a nanny cam somewhere in the house so that we could have watched him do this.
Be aware that BC’s do things like this. If you don’t find it as amusing as we do, don’t get one. They also need a lot of exercise!!!! If you aren’t going to run them, get a different breed!
Rock On! I had a “dog” birthday cake made for my boy on his first birthday. Dog bakeries are the best!
#53? Only #53? I can’t believe dogs are not in the top five.
I spend more than the gross domestic product of a third-world African dictatorship on my dogs. (But then, dogs won’t breed uncontrollably until they outstrip their food supply.)
“Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”
I agree, dogs are not equal to humans. Dogs are far superior to humans, especially Hispanics, Asians, and starving Africans. At least dogs are smart enough not to breed uncontrollably to the point where they outstrip their food supply and are dying of starvation.
When a German Shepherd S&R dog has to find your worthless ass under a pile of earthquake debris because your third-world hispanic or asian country refuses to “act white” by incorporating rebar in their construction techniques, you can kiss his hairy butt and apologize.
How does one get to be hispanic/asian anyway? If Asians think they are way better than white people, they must really think Hispanics are lower than pond scum.
“supervise it’s bathroom activities”
Because I’m white and love grammar: should be “its.” The possessive of a personal pronoun does NOT require an apostrophe. His, hers, ours, yours, theirs.
White people like their dogs so much , that the owner ,one day, starts looking like his/her dog…
Bobarian/dia-
judging by that comment you must have no NORMAL HUMAN social skills either someone beat them out of you during your high school years or something traumatic happened to were you now hate ppl and seek comfort in and ANIMAL its sad that theres ppl like you who think a creature who takes a $hit on the floor and licks his ass has more/equal rights as a human being, it takes someone who truly lost their damn mind to think its ok to feed some animal when there is a human starving right next to them…no wonder this country is a mess we stopped caring about humans
Yes, we do have Internet and new-fangled computin’
thingies. They’re the latest- powered by my kids on their bicycles! See- not only do we keep up with all you fancy-ass blue state folk, but we do it in a healthy way! Got to go now, the meth needs stirrin’!
Dogs? You mean those things whose poop you have to pick up after in public? I’ll pass.
Dan-
Do you know that there’s such things as punctuation marks?
Not all your words need to be run together. I really could not understand what you were trying to say.
As for owning dogs, I have had them ever since I was a young girl . We had pound dogs when I was young, and now, I own a West Highland White Terrier ( a “Westie” ). My Keesha is the love of my life, and is my constant companion. She has even saved me from committing suicide on at least 2 occaisions ,at times she is the only one who I can talk to. She does not judge me, just loves me unconditionally. Which is more than some people I know.
Sorry this sounds bitter, but, that’s me right now. Got to mellow out. Time to take Keesha out for her walk. Bye-bye…
I’d rather pick up my dog’s poop than have to pick up some idiot’s kid’s dirty diaper that they threw under my car !! How gross and irresponsible can some people get??
That’s weird. Most of my dog’s cheaper, ready-to-wear garmets are manufactured in India.
My cat will kick any of your dogs’ asses…no holds bar-and bar none!
Dan:
After you posted your insipid rejoinder, did you sell your laptop on eBay, cancel your AOL account, and use the cash to feed a starving human? No? I didn’t think so, my little pharisee.
What I don’t have is very much tolerance for FUCKTARDS. What I do have is a strong conviction to the principles of Objectivism.
From the Ayn Rand Lexicon:
What is the moral code of altruism? The basic principle of altruism is that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that service to others is the only justification of his existence, and that self-sacrifice is his highest moral duty, virtue and value.
Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice–which means; self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction–which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.
Do not hide behind such superficialities as whether you should or should not give a dime to a beggar. That is not the issue. The issue is whether you do or do not have the right to exist without giving him that dime. The issue is whether you must keep buying your life, dime by dime, from any beggar who might choose to approach you. The issue is whether the need of others is the first mortgage on your life and the moral purpose of your existence. The issue is whether man is to be regarded as a sacrificial animal. Any man of self-esteem will answer: “No.” Altruism says: “Yes.”
A good question. I don’t know. Haven’t they heard of Diaper Genies?
This is true. I’ve seen it…
“My Keesha is the love of my life.” No offense, but you don’t see anything wrong with that statement?
This is insanity, using dogs as “training kids” Everybody knows dogs should really be replacement kids, for when your human kids hit adolescence and start driving and suddenly don’t want to cuddle or go for walks with their old, uncool parents anymore! Heh heh But seriously, dogs are working animals and like to be treated as working animals. Dogs thrive on having chores, and get nervous when they’re elevated to the top of the pack.
My dog approves this message.
I have a vagina.
all these comments defending dogs like they are somehow superior to humans just further proves how true this post is.
Your comments are so ridiculous that they really do not warrant a response. But I will say this: I’m black and none of your stereotypes apply to me, my releatives, my old college friends, my prior work associates. my tenants, or my neighbors. I don’t eat skittles, can’t stand Pepsi or any other soda for that matter. I have two very close white close friends who have had many dogs down through the years. They are at neither end of these two examples.
If you cannot see the humor in this, don’t read it. You talk about brain disorders, isn’t that a case of the pot calling the kettle white….
LMAO!!! Entirely true. Just look at the outrage shown towards Michael Vick with the whole dog fighting charges. White people were angry that he was brutalizing dogs. Us black folks were angry that he was making us look bad in front of white people. We know that white people love their dogs more so than their own children. White people let their dogs like them on the moouths, which has always been greatly disturbing to the whole of Black America. Just ask.
The only good dog is a dead dog !
I seem to remember Christian walking Hemiwinks the Puppy King for a couple hours at a time at U of A…now I know why. 🙂
The best thing about dogs: from what I understand, if a Muslim even looks at a dog, he will spend eternity in Hell.
We need more dogs. Lots more dogs.
As a very dark skinned african-american attorney with a white pit bull and a chihuahua, I just had to make a post on this blog.
First of all, I think the title of the blog is funny. I have been told often, that I love my dogs like “white people do”. I actually went to law school so that I could figure out how to leave all of my assets for the care and support of my babies (the dogs, of course). Also, I love sushi, love the beach, and think Whole Foods Market is the only way to buy groceries.
My dogs each have coach collars (more than one), sleep in my bed, have pictures displayed at grammie and grandpop’s house, frequent pet smart for their spa treatments, and an expansive wardrobe (the chihuahua has over 40 dresses). I have two stollers (one for running, one for walking) for the chihuahua and I quickly become disinterested in my friends who don’t feel comfortable telling my chihuahua that “She’s so pretty” (She just loves that). My chihuahua even has a frequent flier account just for herself! So, as you can see, I fit the “Caucasian” American stereotype.
On the other hand, My husband is an educated Caucasian and who believes that dogs should sleep outside. (Needless to say, in order to get me in his bed, he had to make some compromises… now the dogs are on the bed when he is not in it.) He thinks dogs are not clean animals and does not understand why I make him wash his feet after he’s gone outside barefoot yet think the dogs walk on water.
For everyone who is upset by title of this blog, let’s be realistic. Stereotypes aren’t complete fabrications codified into a statement. They are based on observations and often statistics. However, there are many people who do not fall into statistics. As this world progresses, things are moving away from races and more into economic classes. I grew up in a middle class neighborhood, went to a reputable private school, and am very well educated.
My husband grew up in a hard working man type of family and has purchased for himself everything he owns. He thinks it’s silly to spend $75 on a collar for a dog and even more silly to only give a dog bottled or filtered water (my dogs hate tap… well they haven’t tried tap but I’m sure they would hate it).
Overall, to summarize my point, what the writer blog #53 wrote is more true than it is false (meaning, more often than not, that is true of a white person). He did not say that this is never true of a black person (because trust me, my dogs are special and unique). Most black people I know (or have talked to) have grown to tolerate my affections towards my dogs but they don’t think it’s normal. Most of my white friends, who grew up in pampered spoiled suberbia like I did, completely understand.
So my suggestion is perhaps this blog should be called “Stuff Rich People Like” instead.
P.S. I fall under the black person stereotype of “black people hate cats” – what can I say? no one’s perfect.
LOL. I’m so going to pass this on.
You spell too good to be black.
My dog doesn’t and she’s much the better for it. You should consider having it removed. A good vet can do it with a minimum of fuss and very cheaply to boot.
Love your comments; I wanted to marry you until I realized you were a woman! I think it’s awesome that your dogs are treated with love & special care but you should let them on the bed whenever they want; your husband should sleep on the floor! Just kidding – hugs & kisses to your little babies!
You should burn in hell.
FYI – It IS possible to care about humans & animals simultaneously. They are not mutually exclusive so don’t be such a dick head.
So a mentally retarded person (IQ below 50) also does not deserve our love & respect? Yeah, really a wonderfully thought out argument…
A dog would rather live in a cardboard box with its owner than be abandoned. Dogs are loyal – unlike people. Getting “rid of a dog” is irresponsible & cruel!
Dave…you should probably work on your grammar before making stupid remarks about spelling abilities.
lady if you live in an area where ppl are throwing dirty diapers under your car then thats your problem, thats never happend to me so your attempt at a ANIMAL defending comment failed, much like you did in life and thats why your using an animal as an emotional cruch
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hnn333…..pee on you.
I am a proud owner of a border collie mix that I adopted from the shelter, a lab, and a pit bull. All three are wonderful and well-behaved pets. My border collie mix thinks all strangers and other dogs are her friends.
My husband and I are both middle-aged and childless by choice. To the people who complain about other people’s dogs being allowed to run up to them and lick them, maul them in a friendly fashion etc., I realize that this can be inconsideration on the owner’s part since not everyone likes dogs and some people are terrified of them. But think about those of us who don’t especially like children and choose not to have them who are coerced into admiring a co-worker’s baby or trying to make stupid small talk with a toddler. Not all of us are comfortable around kids but that doesn’t mean we are bad people. I give the same respect to people who are not fond of dogs. I personally prefer dogs to children and just as I would not let my dogs pester someone who dislikes or is scared of dogs, I don’t think parents should let their kids run amok and expect everyone to adore their little darlings.
Amen, Dirty Blonde! No orthodontia bills, no college tuition, no back-talk! What’s a little jumping up and slobbering compared to the terrible twos or teen angst? I’ll take a canine over a kid any day!
As the owner of a whole pack of very spoiled dogs, this one was absolutely hilarious. Not every crazy devoted dog owner I know is white, but most are.
Heh! (And don’t think for a minute that dog’s can’t tell if you dislike them.)
FOFLOL! Until today, I did not know where dissertations came from.
Perhaps you need to visit Thread # 101 on “being offended.”
This is so true. Although I am only 20 and plan on having kids some day, I hate how parents think their kids are blameless and adorable. When I was little, I was a hell-raiser and my parents knew it. They never pretended like I was a perfect little angel.
I am too young and still in my selfish stage so my puppy is perfect. I don’t even know how I would raise a kid, let alone physically have one (that whole process still scares the crap out of me)
BUT I also can’t stand those older stuck-up people who forget that they were once a little snot-nosed kid. You know the ones who never let their friends bring their kids to their home (afraid something might break) or look down on moms with multiple little ones who decide to be homemakers instead of coporate businesswomen
There needs to be a balance
I am an owner of an all natural pet store . I love dogs and I like cats. Yes I am white.
One reason ”white people” love dogs is because it is a historical reference to when European socities used dogs for protection, hearding and general duties. White People if you will, Love dogs because they undertstand the loyalty a dog will give its family. They appericate and value its commitment.
White people personify dogs out of respect and devotion to the creature and because of its willingness to die for them.
Some people even white ones have an aversions to dogs because they believe they can not control the creature and it will attack. Which most of the time is no where near the truth.
That being said, Its more a matter of choice for people not just White but all races in our treatment of animals.
One more thing.. Dont mess with my dog! LOL
White people probably like dogs more then other races because they arent custom to being chased by gaurd dogs or police dogs…ohhh BURN! haha
Ugh, dogs are overrated. Cats are better. And I’m mixed.
Hey Jen… Bravo, My Quote is;”The Way To A Mans’ Heart Is Through His Dog”
My Bumper-Sticker is; “The More People I Meet,The More I Prefer Dogs”
I LYOL (Love You Out Loud)
Hay Britnee ugo gurlfrend FQ must stood 4 Frequently Questioned. O dem po’ lice filled dogs been chasin’ you silly all u life.
Sooooo…….this is saying that Black/Hispanic/Asian etc. people DON’T like dogs?
That’s funny…..I mean, that they would choose Dogs at all as something “white people like”….Dogs are an internationally loved pet, that, apparently ONLY white people love…
good god….this site is the pits
Yo Jessicka… Ever been to N.Korea ? Dogs ain’t over- ated ,if anything, they’re under-eaten. Cats don’t do well at so many things; Guard-CAT? Seeing-eye CAT? Drug-sniffing CAT? Rescue-CAT? Fire Truck Riding CAT?
How about CAT-tastrophe? CAT-astrophic? CAT-aclysim? CAT-acomb? CAT-Scan?(to make sure you aren’t infested with ’em) Your Opinionated AND Mixed(up) I bet you only vote for Obama because you consider yourself a Democat.
Hey P.R., The irony escapes you. This is a GREAT site. Sit back and enjoy the show. BTW Proclaiming yourself as a ‘Proud Republican’ is tantamount to endorsing the failure of America as a World Leader. Maybe ‘Shamed Republican’or ‘Embarassed Republican’ or ‘Hoping to be Re-Born Republican’ would be more apropos.(just kidding) (NOT)
One question… O.J., Guilty or Innocent
Like them on the moouths ???
The (W)hole of Black America ???
Too Funny !!!
Black men prefer (only do) Doggy-Style
ROTFLAPMP
(rollingonthefloorlaughingandpissingmypants)
Too Bad It’s Attached To A C_nt.
VOJ
(veryoldjoke)
Yo Joe Beach….Can you use the word “catacomb” in a sentence?
I ran into Don King the other day…..Man somebody get that cat a comb!
Hey Britney……… I resemble that remark!
Hey Big H…You’re a Tough Act to Follow!!
U Phunne Too
yes but i think the point of the post is to say white people treat their dogs as if they were people…not dogs….or food
i recently tried to convince a friend to buy a coach collar for her pom!! hehehe
those whose poop you have to PRETEND to pick up in public!!
just because someone spends a lot of money on their dog doesn’t mean they don’t donate money to starving africans…or any other starving ppl
wow….really? maybe you shouldnt have children
Proud Republican, please tell me something…why is it that you would assume that the site is saying that because “loving dogs” applies to white people that it cannot possibly apply to other ethnicities??
OF COURSE other ethnicities love their dogs, but NOT LIKE white people. That is the point. It’s also supposed to be satirical, and just so happens there’s a lot of truth to it.
In order to enjoy this site, you’re going to have to be honest with yourself about the GENERAL tendencies of white people and LIGHTEN UP.
Yeah whites call each other dogg all the time don’t they. (not inclucing those who try hard not to be white) Must have been running low on anti-white ideas this day huh
I’m Mexican and our dog eats well, has lots of cold water, and has a HUGE yard where we play fetch and roughhouse. So it’s not just limited to white folks. But I have observed that for the most part, dogs are racist against blacks. And as a rule, Asians don’t own dogs as pets. Just livestock. Ewww…
I’m white and I like dogs (so long as they don’t bark too much.) I had one (a Shelty) for over 16 years. “Gus” was a terrific dog and would defy gravity to catch frisbees. That said, I discovered this website while doing research on dog shows – “conformation” dog shows to be more specific. I like to watch them – the number of different breeds, all derived from the wolf, is amazing – but don’t care for the competitive part. I always feel bad for the losers.
To my point: while watching these displays of canine perfection I began to notice something, or rather the absence of something in all of these dog shows. Apparently, Black people have no interest in showing dogs. Moreover, as I began to scan the audiences attending them, apparently, Black people have no interest in watching them either. Admittedly, my observations are subjective, which is why I embarked on the research. Thus far, however, my Google searches on the topic are showing null results.
If my subjectively derived conclusion is born out by objective facts – a cousin, who shows dogs with whom I’ve discussed this subject, has indicated that it is a fact of dog shows that Black people are conspicuously absent from them, both as participants and observers – it would seem that dog shows rate very highly in the category of “Stuff White People Like.”
I would be more than pleased to learn that I am dead wrong in arriving at this conclusion.
[…] past weekend dogsitting for my friends who were out of town, and I realized that depsite certain stereotypes, I never want to own a […]
There are dog owners of every race (entertainment, labor, etc.), but there is (I am black) a very significant difference in the treatment of these animals and the display of affection toward these animals.
Black people don’t let dogs lick them in/on their mouths – that is not kissing and it is not cute.
Black people don’t buy those doggie steps so that their companion can get on the couch or into bed with ease – they are dogs and belong on the floor/outside!
Black people don’t allow their dogs to climb or jump on visitors – dogs will be disciplined and put in the yard for this behavior.
You’ll never catch a black-owned (?) dog wearing a sweater – dogs have fur!
Black people only tell you the name of their dog if you ask and never repeat commands more than 3-4 times – vs. the 1500 times a white person will say “here _______!”
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Attacking others because of their race! Oh man, do whites love that!
Loser!
My parents had three cats before my birth.
I should be pissed off everyday of my life.
I can’t believe The Dog Whisperer didn’t make the list. You take a white person’s innate love for dogs, and throw in a short, gray haired Latin man that white women love to think is sexy, it’s perfect fusion (which, incidentally, is another thing white people are totally into).
Interestingly, out of all the Indian/south asian people I’ve met, hardly any like dogs, and most are slightly nervous around them(as most people with little contact with dogs are).
I suppose it’s culture really.
I love dogs, the big ones behave a lot like deer and make great target practice for hunting season. I have five acres with some sheep and of course dogs love to chase them, and I love the target practice. The neighbors get a little upset but they don’t say too much out of fear they will be shot. All this is legal because of my aquarian rights under Oregon law. It’s a natural and I love it.
I’ve been trying to hook up with a Chinese restaurant to see if I could make a couple of bucks off of the carcasses. It seems such a waste leaving them lay for the vultures; although, it is natures way of cycling the environment.
Just passing this along in case you wanted to know.
You’re a god damn liar.
From the sound of what you said, I don’t think we can use you here.
White people don’t eat dogs except in Mississippi. When others look at a dog they start to salivate. They may love them but it is in a different way.
Personally, I hate dogs; they shit.
So you don’t like children. You’re disgusting. What is it that makes people like you?
Man, so true
dude, there are probably a couple of hundred million Chinese who would eat your sorry ass
Buckaroo, did you know that you display typical signs of mental illness… the need to write something just so you can read it and think it’s cool even though you would never act on it is a mental illness called “retardedness” it stems from not being in a social circle that enjoyed your presence and thus forcing you to create an environment that allows you to feel strong and powerful.. this can be misleading though, as anyone who meets you in person would have an overwhelming desire to sodimize you with plunger…
Aris, ole buddy,
Thanks for the information. By the way, why did you write what you did? Oh, yeah, #99, look it up for some help with your retarded writing.
Aris……don’t doubt what Buckaroo is saying. I live in Oregon and own a blue heeler….a dog known for its propensity to chase livestock. Its the law of the land that dogs caught chasing livestock can, and sometimes are, shot for this behavior. Having said that, the more enlightened livestock owners will provide the humane courtesy to inform you that your dog is chasing his livestock and give you a chance to rein in the animal. Sometimes the dog owner may not know their dog is chasing livestock. The more redneck livestock owners like Buckaroo just shoot the dogs without any notice. I’m sure glad Buckaroo isn’t my neighbor. Luckily my horse pasturing neighbor knows the name of my dog and I’ve seen her out there running the fields while he has been gathering/tending his horses. She knows to listen to his commands as she would listen to mine.
i was one of those deluded folks that thought that having a dog & caring for it & providing for it was preparing me for parenthood. i had twelve years invested in my dear purebred “hiney bear” & thought i was gonna sail right along, smooth as silk.
my two toddlers are still kickin’ our asses & there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.
dogs do not equal parent training, not even close.
I dont know where I would be without my Scottish Terrier, I love dogs.
You have “aquarian rights?” XD What th, are you saying you have rights based on an astrology sign, aquarius?
Don’t you mean agrarian rights? lol
I have agrarian rights. Thanks, Michael. I, also, am an aquarian, therefore an aquarian agrarian.
I still maintain, to hell with animal chasing and killing dogs. I warn no one, and the only warning the dog hears is the click of the trigger after it is dead. I am doing all I can to clean up the gene pool of inbred, fancy pantsy dogs and mutts, too.
In case you are wondering, my neighbors do the same thing I do. These stray dogs wonder in from town a couple of miles away in search of whatever, but they find lead. My dog is trained to stay on my property and bark when a strange dog appears, therefore he is still alive. I call myself a responsible dog owner.
You just help prove #99!
LOL I wouldn’t have kids if I had my dogs first! Cleaning the house from their fur is a full time job in itself.
What a funny blog, and embarassing! I never thought of it this way, but the point sticks: I love my dog as if he were a person! He’s a big golden lab-retriever, and I tell him everyday what a handsome guy he is. I’m so sad that’ he’s getting old! He’s the only man I trust! I fry him eggs, he loves buttered toast.
Now I’m waiting to get a shih poo puppy, and have already bought a box of cute little barettes. My grown kids are rolling their eyes, over this – I guess I’m doing it backwards – dogs have filled up the empty nest. A dog is someone to care for, they love routine, they are a comfort if you need to be needed.
Thanks for the laughs, it feels good to laugh at yourself.
agree…I am not white, but the white part of my town has a beautiful dog run. My boyfriend is white, and love loves loves our dog Samson..an Olde English Bulldog
for the record I love Samson too, but don’t kiss him on the mouth..
I’m well aware of your final point about destroying relationships, which is why I haven’t said what I really wanted to say on a number of occasions:
“I hate your dog.”
“training for kids?” Shoot me if my kid ever turns out like my dog…no, wait, just shoot my dog if that happens. Ok. That came out a little weird. How about just shooting me if I ever have a kid. It would save him/her/it from years of therapy.
Sounds like my money spending grandparents. The dogs have their own air conditioned room with a tv in the garage. What happened to working dogs like our Great Pyranees who stays with the livestock?
Oh boy, I just nailed another hound, one of them fluffy, white, bouncy yappers. I never thought that something that size would chase sheep. I got him good, lung shot. They die pretty quick when they’re that small. I figure that cotton ball had bad genes due to the fact he was chasing something he couldn’t catch and was probably going to get hurt trying. I like the little ones; they’re a more challenging target.
That’s all from the land Oregon. Yee Haw.
[…] September 19, 2008 · No Comments Two women, strangers, were walking their dogs on the Upper East Side. As they passed each other, their dogs sniffed each other and said hello. The women did not make eye contact. They stood there for a full minute, refusing to acknowledge that there was another person present. It’s all about the dogs. […]
not sure that it’s all about the dogs…it just would have seemed too much like hard work to try and actually invest some time and effort with another human being…that’s why dogs are in the top 100…we get such unbridled enthusiastic unconditional love and acceptance from them no matter how rich or poor our investment in our dogs..let’s not kid ourselves…sadly they fit right into our modern self – centred, time starved existences…
I also want to add that a lot of white people even enjoy having sex with their dogs.
Even more shocking, they like to post their beastcapades on the net so that the whole world can see like it is the most natural thing in the world. Disgusting.
Cats are smarter than dogs. Sorry…it’s just fact. Seriously, I love when people are like, “Sorry I can’t go to the mall, I have to let Chance, Spartico, and Sassafrass out every 2 and a quarter hours. You know, how would you like it if you had to only go to the bathroom when someone else says so.” So, I turn to my friend and ask, “Hey Steve, when you were in the war, did your Sarge let you take a wiz whenever you felt like it?” To which Steve replies, “No….why do you ask?” I reply, “Oh, some dumbass thinks their dogs are more important than people…that’s all.”
Cats lick their ass and spit out hair balls. Yuck!
I think more than anything we like other people’s dogs. I mean sure mine was like my child, I did everything for it. When it was time for bed I even slept around the dog to the point where it was more comfortable to sleep on the floor. But other people’s dogs.. make me giddy.
And i’m SHOCKED the author didn’t talk about them being our accessory.. i’m pretty certain I mainly see white people buying small dogs and shoving them in their purses next to their compact and Chanel sunglasses.
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It’s sort of funny actually. I love dogs and I would like to treat my dog well, but I wouldn’t like to treat him as if he were a god. I was actually interested in adopting a German Shepherd/Doberman mix a while back. Unfortunately, the foster home of the dog lived too far away from my house (more than 50 miles) so I decided to let it go and not adopt the dog after all. It wasn’t like I was in love with the dog–I was just interested in meeting her.
What got me a bit frustrated was that I had to send email after email to the kennel everyday and try to contact the foster home of the dog…and this went on for a while until I found out that the foster family lived ridiculously (at least in my opinion) far away. So I really contacted these people for nothing. I posted this in an online blog or journal of some sort since I was so frustrated that day. Immediately, I got comments from dog lovers telling me that I would never love the dog enough, take the time and effort to take care of him, and that I should just forget about getting a dog. People even claimed to know others who would fly to other states just for dogs or use their “own gas, time and money” to drive to another state just to deliver a dog who wasn’t their own.
Well kudos to them. Unfortunately, I guess I was misunderstood. I was interested in the dog, but I wasn’t in love with her thus I had no trouble telling the kennel that I would simply find another dog. I guess in today’s society (or American society at least), if you don’t go to extremes and at least drive off to another state to meet and adopt a dog, you don’t care about the dog and you shouldn’t own one in the first place.
Wow. Just wow.
It’s true. I didn’t love the dog. I only saw pictures of her and thought she was a beautiful pup so I was interested. I obviously would not go to extremes for a dog whom I have never met. Doesn’t love grow with time? I was sure I had the right to own a dog and I would love her as time went by. I really didn’t need ignorant people flaming me or assuming how I should just “forget about getting a dog.”
I guess that just shows a difference in American society and other societies (I’m Asian-American, but I have Asian values). Most Americans would probably go to extremes just to meet a pet whom they have never met before, while some other societies would probably think twice about it.
Personally, it’s great that Americans love their pets so much, but I think there should be a limit as to where that goes. For example, some of us need to be more understanding when another person decides to not adopt a dog because of distance. That doesn’t necessarily mean the person doesn’t love the dog enough. It’s quite reasonable actually. Would you go out of states after seeing a few pictures of an attractive male/female online? I think the same concept applies to dogs. Would you really do that for someone/animal you’ve never met personally before?
I guess some people ARE willing. But there are a few (like myself) who are not. People need to understand others have different values and different views on pets.
If my dog were lost and some guy from another state called me, I would definitely fly/drive to the other state just to pick up my dog. The reason is simple: I actually know and love my dog enough to do that for him/her. On the other hand, I wouldn’t do that same for a dog I have only seen pictures of.
There’s nothing wrong with Americans treating their dogs/pets like children, but they also need to understand that not everyone is like them. That does not mean we’ll never love a dog though. That love will come as time goes by and one knows his own pet.
Just sharing my own experience.
Your experience doesn’t amount to a life; get one! Gawd, is your post fucking boring.
why do we need to “understand” any of that? Those people at the kennel didn’t hang up the phone and say damn it she didn’t really want it.. they could care less. You’re one of many.
and his post is for WHITE people.. not nec. Americans.. WHITE people.
what does the more redneck livestock owner do, when the dog’s owner beats him within an inch of his life, or something worse in retaliation?
I’m sorry? Lol.
Okay. Sure.
Having sex with other peoples dogs makes her giddy.
Yeah, this post is for WHITE people, people who fuck their dogs!
I think all this list could be funny, but with another name… not because im black, or yellow, or white or blue or whatever just because i think its about things people like… what? black people, asians doesnt like dogs? travelling? etc etc etc? i think this is crap and kinda racist and thats not what we wanna show our kids, the next generation.
Just because people like you promotes all this shit its the way the world is it today. Full of racism, hate, indifference, and a list that could be longer than this one…
Peace
You’re right…hahaha!!!!
Fuck me, the dog hears the click of the trigger AFTER it’s dead? Praise the Lord, there IS life after death.
makes it less real if it’s not your own.
Um, this is kind of fun, but…
I checked the List carefully and couldn’t find any of the following items. Without these addenda, the list looks suspicously like “Stuff White Liberals Like That Make White Conservatives Feel Uncool.”
Here’s “Stuff the Other Half of White America Likes”:
1. Camo.
2. Furtively giving the IHOP a quick “demographic scan” before telling that joke.
3. Neighborhoods with no sidewalks.
4. A left-turn light in front of the SuperCentre.
5. Bumper stickers
…(oh, that’s already on the list, but the entry doesn’t include “Poor = Lazy” or “Drill Here, Drill Now” or “America Bless God”)
6. 50-mile commutes
7. Home-schooling in a good school district.
8. Israel (but not the actual Jews there!)
9. Hot sauce collections
10. Stockpiling canned food, in case the pre-millinnealists are right, not the post-millinnealists….wait, let me go check my Hal Lindsey library.
11. Pregnant white teenagers (not the other kind of pregnant teenager)
12. African immigrants (if they follow the right religion) as examples of industriousness and modesty.
13. Federal funding—from another region’s tax base.
14. Shopping centers that are less than 3 years old.
15. One-piece underwear (in Utah, mostly)
16. Gear that requires custom trailers
17. Trampolines
18. Race (not that kind, I’m talking about the Kentucky Derby, Daytona 500, etc)
19. Rude staring.
20. Pronouncing “One nation under God” as “One nationunder God”
21. Hockey
22. Softball
23. The Celtics (the team and borrowed Scottish pride)
24. Cherry-picking MLK quotes about hard work
Well I’m white, I tested as 50% white on the Facebook quiz, and I fuckin’ LOVE my dogs. I’m their #1 fan and happy slave. Their little fuzzy faces make me melt. And I could go on like this for pages and pages.
Dunno about dogs, but I sure prefer other people’s kids to the idea of having my own.
Even more shocking, you watch it.
this is so stupid it made my side hurt from laughing so hard. its also completely wrong. white people treat dogs like garbage on a regular basis. and that INCLUDES turning them into little dollbaby playthings and then tossing them aside when they don’t take the time to REALLY take care of them. Ask anyone who works in an animal shelter how many white people dump their dogs cuz fluffy pooed on the floor etc etc…
but whatever…
As a Caribbean person it never, never ceases to amaze me at the stupidity of SOME white peoples affinity for their dogs. I mean I love dogs too however their is a limit, and for you shamelessly stupid white people who treat your dogs like humans, seek psychotherapy immediately because that behavior is not normal. Many of you have more regard for this animal than your fellow human beings!
That is why sooo many of you white losers become serial killers, mass murderers and other sociopaths!
Oh and beastilality why is it that many of your stinking white cunts love fucking animals? fuck you all and I hope you Dog Fucking whiteys get some incurable animal disease and drop fucking dead ASAP.
They also fuck em too. Ain’t it a shame, loving em and leaving em like that!
Oh no, seespotrun, I was made aware of this fact in my college sociology class. Have you taken yet, really opens your eyes to the truth about contemporary social problems. My instructor, who was very informative about the topic, led a comprehensive study on the topic of deviant sexual behavior, and we held class discussions about the subject. I don’t watch the garbage, I was unfortunate enough to be educated about it
to rainman…
so do black people and hispanics and asians….and so on and so forth…People treat dogs like shit. period. and other people treat them well.
this whole list is bullshit because it is the same kind of garbage generalizations black people accuse white people of making…there are good and bad people of every race….I can laugh at it because I could give a rats ass what anyone be they whatever race cares to assume about me or my quote unquote race….I wonder if the author thought about the ramifications of such a thing…How many white people did you just piss off and turn rascist with your stupid fucking animals comment. Black people fuck animals too you know.
and I will say one more thing…
I own Two Pit Bulls. Parts of Black Culture are SCREWING people like me out of being able to keep my dogs. Parts of White culture too.. Look up Breed Specific Legislation and then go check what hip hop portrays pit bulls as…look up this site…www.workingpitbull.com get some balance people….*rollseyes* Humans…OF ALL RACES…MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT. Im done and I aint coming back…
Good bye you did use all a favor.
Do you really think she is white?
Hey grammar goons, go for it.
First off, I don’t give a damn who I turn racist with my comments. If a comment was all it took, then they were having issues to begin with. Secondly, the fact that white people have sex with dogs is corroborated by scientific fact, yes years of psychological, sociological, and behavioral studies – not to mention the seemingly endless garbage on the net. Consider this, in an article written by renowned psychotherapist/sex therapist Hani Miletski states that zoophiles often possess an unnatural kinship, or affinity, with their pets or animals. Much like whites today, the dressing of their dogs, treating them as if they were children, even to the point of “marrying” their pets (think I’m kidding, check out this link http://www.marryyourpet.com/. look at all the photos, you’ll see that they are all white), therefore motivating the author to publish this blog in the first place. Zoophiles have an affinity or attraction to animals that parallel an attraction to humans, ergo, your comment “Humans…OF ALL RACES…MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT” parallels the perspective of zoophiles. Whitegirl I am willing to bet you, yourself, is probably a dogfucker. Hani Miletski also states that white culture has been wrought with zoophile behavior throughout history – from drawings illustrated on the walls of early cave dwellers of the 4th Glacial Age, to the Greeks who engaged in bestiality during religious ceremonies, the Romans who amused themselves and audiences by hosting events at the Coliseum and Circus Maximus where men and women were raped by animals for their amusement, Roman emperors and their wives delighted in engaging in bestiality and enjoyed seeing others engage in it as well, bestiality was widespread throughout Western society during the Middle Ages where having sexual intercourse with animals was considered healthy and a cure for diseases, and bestiality was practiced among the early colonists as well – though punishments were later enforced to minimize this behavior later. The witch hunts actually helped to reduce the behavior by a very large margin. Bestiality is a part of white culture, it’s part of your history. Want more info, check out this vid. The cover Hani Miletski’s book is shown earlier in the vid.
White people today are taking bestiality to new highs. More and more news reports are being generated nowadays that report animal sexual abuse perpetrated by whites (http://www.local10.com/news/4539371/detail.html, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZBb6fF2t8, http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=107097&in_page_id=34, http://www.kirotv.com/news/10116161/detail.html, http://www.zootoo.com/petnews/registeredsexoffendercaughtass)
Whites even talk about their experiences and sexual relationships with their pets with glee (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UbP3l3Oj6Qk&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7UCNYnp3o&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BxovoNevMt0&watch_response, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY)
Whites seem to be trying to lay claim to the bestiality bit themselves.
I’ve search all credible news sources, youtube, university scholarly articles, etc – cannot find a single publication reporting sexual abuse of an animal perpetrated a black, NOT ONE!
It’s true, blacks do mistreat animals, but I will say that HIP HOP CULTURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS, WHITEGIRL. YOUR CLAIM IS THEREBY COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED! Hip hop portrays pit bulls as exactly what that breed of dog is intended to be, a means of protection. While shooting music videos, the safety and accountability of animals are required to be taken into account at all times – just like major movie productions, television shows, commercials, etc.
I’m done. Whitegirl, if you have anything else to say, I will get back to you, AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY THAT “I AINT COMING BACK SHIT” CAUSE YOU WILL, AND YOU WILL SEE THIS POST.
Oh, by the way, I’m off to visit my girlfriend, who happens to be white and SMOKIN HOT!
Check this out, this is priceless:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/5/Man-Dies-From-Sex-With-Horse-496891.html
White man takes horse cock in the ass and dies. Fitting end for such scum. Apparently a whole documentary is dedicated to him called Zoo.
What’s with people and small dogs? It’s really obnoxious to see that as a craze; celebrities have them and people drop everything in their lives to dote upon a small, cute dog that appears with an owner. I don’t understand it at all.
Who and why would someone pretend to be white?
[…] 53 of “Stuff White People Like” is Dogs. Here is my favourite: dogs are considered training for having children. … This will prepare […]
Meds, man meds, take your goddamn meds.
True. I love my pitbull.
And my dogs are great for chasing off trespassers, keeping sketchy guys from bothering me when I’m out alone at night, and running rats, etc. out of the house. It seriously pisses me off that people don’t like pitbulls– legislation against them is completely a dig against blacks and latinos/hispanics. Ugh. Especially since those little fluffy yappy critters that rich White People keep are more likely to bite… I’d definitely been bitten (on the ass, no less) by more than one, while my pitbull has never even threatened to bite anyone.
Hilarious interaction whitegirl(real original) and rainman (er… Dennis Hopper)! Who cares what color you are? This is a joke site!
You know the internet is a great invention when two people from different social groups can argue the merits of dog murdering/ horse screwing only because they know that they will never see that person, and if they did they would never have the courage to say such things to their face.
there should be mention of cesar milan here. very strange man. love him
FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT LIVESTOCK ITS SEEMS CRUEL. LAST NIGHT I SAW CRUEL WHEN A DOG CAME IN ON MY PROPERTY AND KILLED SEVERAL LAMBS THAT WERE BOTTLE FED. THINKING OF PUTTING SIGN NEAR ROAD, CONTAIN YOUR DOG OR WE WILL SHOOT IT. PEOPLE MOVING TO THE COUNTRY NEED TO WISE UP, YOU CAN’T LET YOUR DOG RUN LOOSE. CONGRATS FOR GETTING THE DOG BEFORE HE KILLED ONE OF YOUR LIVESTOCK.
wow..markos has some issues..
Wow, some people really seem to take this article to heart. The author is right, the white people here are very sensitive about their pets. Yeah I’m white and I love dogs myself, I even feed my dog a special diet. You should mention that in your article, white people will often feed homemade food to their dogs.
Buckaroo, you said that you had five acres, that isn’t even a mini farm.
I don’t know about you but in Virginia it’s illegal to kill dogs (Michael Vick will tell you about that law).
If you kill some body’s valuable deer hound, it will be you going to the pound! (and getting a law suit to boot).
Now if it is a wild dog that is running livestock, then you can shoot in the Old Dom.
Umm, I’m white but I don’t have any dogs & I don’t really care for dogs. I’m much more of a cat person. Does that mean I have to give my membership card to the white race back? Haha.
No… it just means that you’re a white female. White females LOVE cats. White males can’t stand those flee bags. White males love dogs. The only time you’ll find a white male with a cat is when they’re married.
I’m a white female & I hate cats. But I do love dogs. 🙂 But, my child comes first.
I’m a white male. I have a cat. but it’s because I don’t have time for a dog. Cats are more self-reliant.
It’s a shock to see something that small. But it’s more like a cat that says ‘woof’
The internet, a connection that illustrates our separation from one and other. Weird, but true.
I like dogs. I like cats. I like whites. And I like blacks. But the color of someone’s skin has NOTHING to do with screwing an animal Why is this even something we are discussing on this blog? Seriously people, stop stereotyping.
why do you call yourelf rainman. is it because you’re retarded?
why do you call yourself rainman? is it because your retarded?
this is so true!-the overly love for the dog thing wow. I know nice white people who really connect to dogs and cats . wonder if it has to do with the L.A. lifestyle? people who live near the beach or west of the valley will even work for free at animal shelters and the like. what if we helped humans for free?
In Virginia, in Virginia, what the hell; who cares about Virginia?
What’s the definition of a wild dog? I would say a wild dog is one not under control of its master and chasing my sheep.
One more thing you frigin eastern liberal; if Vick were white, he wouldn’t be in jail. You pompous asses do all that dirty shit and then try and tell me what is right and wrong. Come out to Oregon, and you’ll have to show us what is right and wrong. In other words walk to talk. By the way, leave your dog in Virginia. On second thought you stay there, also.
um…yeah, it’s called volunteering.
Very valid point Mike. Gosh, aren’t level headed people fun.
First off, I don’t give a damn who I turn racist with my comments. If a comment was all it took, then they were having issues to begin with. Secondly, the fact that white people have sex with dogs is corroborated by scientific fact, yes years of psychological, sociological, and behavioral studies – not to mention the seemingly endless garbage on the net. Consider this, in an article written by renowned psychotherapist/sex therapist Hani Miletski states that zoophiles often possess an unnatural kinship, or affinity, with their pets or animals. Much like whites today, the dressing of their dogs, treating them as if they were children, even to the point of “marrying” their pets (think I’m kidding, check out this link http://www.marryyourpet.com/. look at all the photos, you’ll see that they are all white), therefore motivating the author to publish this blog in the first place. Zoophiles have an affinity or attraction to animals that parallel an attraction to humans, ergo, your comment “Humans…OF ALL RACES…MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT” parallels the perspective of zoophiles. Whitegirl I am willing to bet you, yourself, is probably a dogfucker. Hani Miletski also states that white culture has been wrought with zoophile behavior throughout history – from drawings illustrated on the walls of early cave dwellers of the 4th Glacial Age, to the Greeks who engaged in bestiality during religious ceremonies, the Romans who amused themselves and audiences by hosting events at the Coliseum and Circus Maximus where men and women were raped by animals for their amusement, Roman emperors and their wives delighted in engaging in bestiality and enjoyed seeing others engage in it as well, bestiality was widespread throughout Western society during the Middle Ages where having sexual intercourse with animals was considered healthy and a cure for diseases, and bestiality was practiced among the early colonists as well – though punishments were later enforced to minimize this behavior later. The witch hunts actually helped to reduce the behavior by a very large margin. Bestiality is a part of white culture, it’s part of your history. Want more info, check out this vid. The cover Hani Miletski’s book is shown earlier in the vid.
White people today are taking bestiality to new highs. More and more news reports are being generated nowadays that report animal sexual abuse perpetrated by whites (http://www.local10.com/news/4539371/detail.html, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZBb6fF2t8, http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=107097&in_page_id=34, http://www.kirotv.com/news/10116161/detail.html, http://www.zootoo.com/petnews/registeredsexoffendercaughtass)
Whites even talk about their experiences and sexual relationships with their pets with glee (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UbP3l3Oj6Qk&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7UCNYnp3o&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BxovoNevMt0&watch_response, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY)
Whites seem to be trying to lay claim to the bestiality bit themselves.
I’ve search all credible news sources, youtube, university scholarly articles, etc – cannot find a single publication reporting sexual abuse of an animal perpetrated a black, NOT ONE!
It’s true, blacks do mistreat animals, but I will say that HIP HOP CULTURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS, WHITEGIRL. YOUR CLAIM IS THEREBY COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED! Hip hop portrays pit bulls as exactly what that breed of dog is intended to be, a means of protection. While shooting music videos, the safety and accountability of animals are required to be taken into account at all times – just like major movie productions, television shows, commercials, etc.
I’m done. Whitegirl, if you have anything else to say, I will get back to you, AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY THAT “I AINT COMING BACK SHIT” CAUSE YOU WILL, AND YOU WILL SEE THIS POST.
That’s my spiel supported by scientific and historical fact. Anyone has anything to say, well, you can’t argue with facts.
You are a master at baiting white folks.
A real master baiter, yup, get it???
You gerk-off!
Let’s talk about blacks then. I mean if we’re going to base your opinion of all white people off of a few outliers then, I’d like to do the same with my opinion of blacks. You see, you heard about these things because they’re so incredibly uncommon that they get media attention. If all white people practiced beastiality, it wouldn’t be news worthy. Everyone wipes their ass so, it isn’t worthy of making the news. Based on your logic, I know think that blacks are all on the DL, they all have aids, they’ve all been to prison, they aren’t capable of caring for their own children. This is all based on psychological and scientific fact you see. I once saw a website about it and the pictures were of black people. By the way, making an opinion about anyone based on the color of their skin is racist. So, you my friend are a racist.
I hope that I’ve made my point and no, I don’t believe these things myself.
Humans are capable of helping themselves. Humans live in environments that they themselves have created. Humans are capable of turning doornobs and leaving. Humans can apply for SSI and food stamps.
No, if Vick didn’t abuse dogs, he wouldn’t be in jail. When will people stop pulling the race card. It’s getting old!
Why do so many white people name their dogs after famous black people, especially jazz and blues singers?
Jesus, you guys, it’s just a joke book, like “The Preppy Handbook” in the 80’s. No need to get rabid – I mean, who cares? And if you do care, think about the notion that joking about other people’s differences is healthy and fun, maybe even constructive. Unless it devolves into name-slinging and blame. Sometimes we Americans just need to remember our sense of humor, and our manners.
What is this shit? There’s nothing wrong with liking dogs you people who say it is wrong are ridiculous. I can’t figure out why it bothers you people so much. By the way, there are many white animal abusers as well.
And who the hell said humans are a nice cup of tea? Go smell your armpits….
you’re a sad, sad little man.
YUK
Listen, you’re obviously an intelligent person – so maybe you shouldn’t be wasting your time looking up bestiality sites on the internet to prove a point on a site about a joke book.
Go use that big brain for something else, seriously.
I guess, based on purely anecdotal evidence then – and there’s also plenty of YouTube evidence (rainmain has high standards when it comes to citations) that only black people will mug you in a big city.
Or to be safe, perhaps I should say “If you get mugged in a large metropolis, chances are greater than 95% that it was perpetrated by an African American male.”
There. I said it.
Had rainman even remotely tried to be funny, I would have gotten his joke. I would have even laughed! But instead he’s trying to look smart and be incendiary at the same time – and failing at both.
What do you want to bet that the genius feels the need to respond to my post?
PRM III
(hey stupid: before you respond to my name and not my post, it’s fake – designed to bait idiots like you into making ad hominem attacks)
my dogs like watching Bold & the Beautiful….
Zoophilic behavior is not, by any means, singular to “white” culture. Which, I personally feel is a misnomer. There is no “white” culture, just as there is no “black” culture. There are the “predominately white mixed western european peoples of the southern United States” which have created some sort of odd culture which has been greatly influenced by the “predominately black slave culture” which existed over one hundred years ago and was actually made up of peoples from all different countries in Africa and from Islands including some in the Carribean, which means that this supposedly singlular “culture” was made up of many individual cultures. Both of these (black and white in the south) “cultures” learned many things, such as cooking techniques, from the Spanish and French which popularized the south at that time and blended with these two, so I would argue that people who are both “black” and “white” form, together, not apart from another a single distinct culture in the Southern United States which has developed over the past one hundred years and will continue to develop. This southern culture, however, is distinct from the culture of, say, New York, Manhattan to be specific, which is a culture defined by the contributions of hundreds of different distinct cultures which have culminated into one. “Race” is not as simple as “black” and “white,” nor is culture.
This being said and defined, the Greeks participating in bestiality has nothing to do with “white” culture as a whole. Culture is too complex to put names upon. Bestiality has always been practiced by the stupid men of every culture and will continue to be practiced in every culture (rumor has it there is a restaurant in Japan that caters to just this perverse desire). Pinning one sin upon one culture is assinine considering all races have been guilty of bestiality, genocide, ignorance, and stupidity within our human history together.
That being said this book is hilarious and I find it to be completely true… well at least somewhat. It’s not really speaking of “white” culture as a whole. Because over half of the white people I know don’t fit into that mold. This book would be more appropriately titled “Stuff Self-Righteous Pseudo-Intellectual Yuppies pretend to really like”
My dog died. I’m sad. God let him die. Fuck you God.
White people love dogs because dogs have humanlike emotions. Negroes only like dogs who can protect them from other negroes.
You’re going to piss God off with that shit, man.
Interesting of you to say that since these message boards always lead to name calling and blame affixing.
This may be the most inflammatory thread yet. I guess it goes to show that “white” people really do care deeply for dogs.
she’s a dogfucker
You guys are funny!! This whole thing is a joke. And I’m SURE it is written by white people and maintained by white people (who make fun of themselves). Its not about racism or anything bad. I love dogs too, and yes I can make fun of myself about it. Lighten up crazies! What is the point of life if you cant make fun of yourself??? Or, better yet, take some Prozac ;).
He probably killed himself to get away from your stupid ass.
White people love f*cking their house pets, family and farm animals.
[…] #53 – Dogs My biggest fear is to be eaten by a dog. […]
You’re kidding, right? This guy’s an idiot.
Don’t mistake eloquence for intelligence.
And black people are either afraid of dogs or have a Pit Bulls chained in the backyard 24/7.
yeah, it’s a sign of the times. name calling and flaming are just too easy and take too little effort so most people take that route. anybody that can create a positive comment that promotes discussion and an enlightened debate is a rare anomaly and probably is too busy being a human to care about these postings.
As much as I love dogs,
There’s always that scene in a movie where the house is burning down, everybody is saved, but the dog is still stuck inside and I know I’m going to suffer permanent third degree burns or possibly an amputated leg if i risk that last heroic thirty seconds for my dog! Call me cold, but I’d rather save my leg.
I can’t believe people still say “negroes.” Why are you even on a site that jabs at ignorant retards such as yourself?Todd,please go fuck yourself-or your dog.
White people like retired racing greyhounds.
It gives them a politically correct option for adoption.
Better than adopting a dog from the shelter or buying an expensive designer dog like a labradoodle, a greyhound has residual snob appeal.
Oh, I ‘spect most critters FEEL emotions, but we’re the only ones who CONCEPTUALIZE emotions (e.g. “Love: what IS love, when all’s said and done?”).
Whether we’re better off for that is another question. . . .
I feel terribly marked! I have a Yorkie (you should mention Yorkies at some point) and I treat him like a baby. I think he considers me a vapid woman.
I am a huge fan of SWPL (and Water bottles, NPR, and Girls with bangs, for that matter)
I thought I would mention the superfluous and often inappropriate inclusion of Canine companions on Christmas Cards, at Restaurant Patios etc.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pre-baby+dog
Yeah, you’re cold.
Gee whiz Jen, are you one of those white people that clander talks about? You know…the kind that gets easily offended on behalf of other races (see #101 ‘Being Offended’). Apparently, marginalizing the mentally-challenged doesn’t bother you at all, via your use of the “R”-word.
who doesn’t like dogs? seriously you guys are reaching.
Of course we do–I bet you are expert. Tell me more about my culture.
I suspect that the real Mahatma (Gandhi that is) would disagree with your philistine opinion about pet dogs on holiday cards.
Your comment is the best, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from God.
God, I’ve been wanting to talk to you. Did you really invent pit bulls? If you did you sure did fuck up. Come on, God, vaporize them, please.
If I wake up tomorrow and there is no such thing as a pit bull, I will be in deep shit.
Pitbulls were invented in Europe to fight bulls for sport and to protect the family, especially children because they’re SO GENTLE and it pisses me off that people think they’re mean because they’re used in fighting ’cause they’re big and were bred to have a hard bite. It’s not the dog’s fault, the owner makes them that way or doesn’t. They’re just difficult to train but when done properly they make amazing pets.
Sorry, you just gave me the chance…
I am white and like dogs. I also like cats too!
I’ve heard this bullshit before. People who have pit bulls have a lower IQ than the pit bull. Mississippi, ridge running, trailer trash comes to mind. What a disgusting breed they are. In little ole Portland, OR there where five pit bull attacks in one week. How many people have to get maimed before we euthanize the breed.
I do all I can to kill every one of them that I think I can get by with. That’s ususually with the front bumper of my pickup.
Poo, gather up your bit bulls, go to Europe and see how long they will tolerate your ass over there. Pit bulls need to be DEAD!
my grandma poisoned a whole litter of farm kittens because they were troublesome. My aunt killed a batch of puppies because she did not want the hassle of having to care for them. BUT WAIT
As wrong as you may think that is, you shouldn’t judge, that’s their culture (remember, you kill pesky rats right? that’s not much different even though you may think so).
My grandma lives out in the midle of nowhere in a small country. Almost all the dogs/cats are, at most, very minimally taken care of (or at all). They usually wander around freely, are not taken to vets regularly or at all, and their food mostly consists of scraps/leftover food such as fish scales and bones. That’s just how it is, and its accepted over there.
The first time my grandma came over here she was surprised to find out that our dog lived inside our house. “he lives in here?!” “yes grandma”
contrasted to where my grandma lives (and my parents culture!), my family treats our dog like gold.
But you know what else white people like to do?
#1) Judge you by your dog.
What’s its breed? Is it super obedient? Do you get it groomed bi-monthly?
Dear god, imagine what white people must think if they found out my parents haven’t taken my dog to the vet for his rabbies shot in over a year -even though our dog never leaves the house- dear god!
Believe me, its a step up from the tick ridden and flea infested dogs who get fed scraps back in the ‘ol country…my dog actually gets dog food…funny thing is, he’d prefer the scraps.
#2) love them and interact with their dogs more than humans and their children
-it’s true
#3) talk to them as if they were humans- no lie!
I once thought a woman was trying to strike up a conversation with me about the weather only to realize half way through she was talking to her dog.
Thanks Porkchop, I grew up on a farm in the midwest and know what you are talking about. I’ve killed many cats and dogs for the same reason. There was no place for them. I might add that bullets cost too much to use when the back of a flat spade worked just fine. I know this makes some cringe but they should see how the cow died that’s in their Mc Donald’s burger.
It’s true, but it’s only because a fascinating study showed that 9 times as many criminals hate/(are afraid of) dogs than average non-criminal. And since white people love dogs, this means white people are far less likely to be criminals. Which is substantiated by the Bureau of Justice statistics data that shows that far more blacks are criminals than whites. Uh oh, people don’t like to hear truth if it’s not PC.
I wish I would have read this before I said that my boyfriend and his mom’s dog is spoiled and dumb. Well, it’s true. They act like it’s some genius who is so in tune with their inner emotions and what’s going on in the house, but the only thing that dog cares about is it’s tennis ball.
Whites are also more likely to be serial killers or shoot up their high school. You dumb bitch.
Its also true that people with higher education are less likely to smoke cigaretts, eat junk food, commit crimes and more likely wear their seatbelts. The question is: Is it because they were already smart enough to know not to smoke, not to eat crap and to use a seatbelt, that they were also smart enough to seek higher education? Or is it the education that makes them not want to smoke, commit crimes, etc. I think the former.
Her comment wasnt dumb, she was quoting a statistic! She may have been a little mean to quote it, but the real problem is judging others by statistics, or judging others in general, kinda like you did by calling her names. Also people who use profanity are also considered less intellegent, and more likely to commit crimes, and there are no statistics to prove that, its just my superior white opinion I guess?
You should apoligise, it will make you feel better, especially if you do it while wearing a scarf, watching Rugby and drinking freetrade coffee. Cheers!
All the more reason to become a vegitarian!!! YAE!!!!!
My girlfriend’s dog actually LIKED watching Hitler — I guess it was really my tendency to stand and salute when Uncle Adolf was on TV. Then the cable company moved The History Channel to its’ premium lineup and all of the joy was sucked out of my and the dog’s lives.
Buckaroo : shove Porkchop up your ass, then have Brody and Krys clean up the mess.
That doesn’t sound like much fun. How about me hitting you in the head with a shovel?
Not only do white people love their dogs, but they love the whole purebred dog industry. They love dog shows and dog show trophies. They love dog certifications and those who certify dogs. They want to be dog groomers, dog psychics, dog psychiatrists, dog trainers, dog show judges, dog show walkers, dog show promoters, and dog show masters of ceremonies. They make movies about dog shows. White people star in movies about dog shows. They make documentaries about dog shows and broadcast live dog shows. They travel out of state to dog shows and buy big travel vans to transport their dogs to dog shows. They make scrap books about their dogs’ lineage and send in articles and pictures about their dogs to purebred dog magazines.
It’s exhausting…
I think it’s more than fair to judge someone by a comment that they have put out there for absolutely no reason at all. There was no purpose for that comment, and therefore it is only natural one would be offended by it. It may have been an accurate statistic, however it should have bee reserved for a conversation where those statistics are actually relevant. It’s not really being judgmental if you are judging based off a person’s actions or personality. As far as intelligence, you may want to consider using your spell check before insulting one’s intelligence. Cheers!
People can be so crazy about dogs(and animals in general) this is so true, but the sad fact of this is in doing so they treat animals like people….but treat people like animals. It also seems animals have more rights and protections than people.Not everyone thinks your dog/cat,etc.. is sweet and cute and cuddly and adorable, people; to some of us they are just annoying nuisance burdensome animals that stink, bite and chew everything, ruin things,make a mess, and are noisy.I am a white person and this entire elevating animals to human status just makes me shake my head in disbelief. Animals are NOT and never will be equal or superior to people and it doesn’t make me a horrible uncaring person to think so!
That has got to be one of the funniest things I ever heard! I just laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair!!
They may do all of those things but they still don’t bitch as much as you.
hence conviction of michael vick….
Vegetarian Dogs = Horrible.
That’s barely related, I shouldn’t of even brought it up.
Listen here ole impo. Ole Paint is every bit equal and superior to everyone. I kill for ole Paint. Now blow that out your ass.
You forgot one of the most important things that white people do to their dogs. They give them a first , middle and a second middle name. We do this in case we should forget one of the names, we still have two to fall back on. That way the dog won’t feel inferior or traumatized by thier humans insensitivity
My cocker spaniel is named jennifer – suzanne- marie
I believe this category should be refined to “Dog Parks”, which, in my humble opinion, are the whitest invention of the modern era.
You guys should look into prison programs where they teach inmates to raise/train service animals.
How inmates do in those programs has proven to be a very strong predictor of how they do on the outside, when they later get out.
The ability to bond with/feel compassion for animals is a very strong predictor of pro-social human behavior – and the opposite is also true.
That said, do dogs need kennels with television sets and ice cream treats? Of course not. But people who treat animals well make much better neighbors – on average – than people who don’t.
It’s kind of a fact.
I believe the phrase, “The more people I meet, the more I like my dog” was coined after meeting someone like you.
You don’t have to like dogs, but to not understand how the unconditional love an animal offers can be meaningful to humans is rather cold. Personally I think children are annoying burdens, but that doesn’t mean I don’t understand why other people want them.
White people actually have nurturing instinct that black people don’t have. That’s why are kids grow up less violent……”things black people like”…….beating thier kids…..especially in public!!!
I like dogs…if they’re char-broiled just right!!
I think that the only difference is that black people aren’t ashamed of how they discipline their kids because it’s not beating them, so they don’t mind doing it in public. White people (not all of them, of course) beat their kids in secrecy and do things like keep them locked in basements. To try to imply that by nature someone with white skin has a more nurturing instinct is ridiculous and there is no basis for such an ignorant statement. Less violent, really? Do I have to break out the list of school shootings and count all the white kids that not only did these terrible acts, but planned them out well in advance. How about serial killers? I think that some white people seem to forget about things like that. Yeah, there may be more black people in the criminal system, but that probably has more to do with poverty level, educational opportunities, etc.
At least black people tend to commit crimes for a reason, whether it’s monetary gain, white people seem to do it for the fun of it.
Yes less violent Sane85…..sure you can point out a few cases in which whites are exceptions to the rule. But those are probably the white kids who were raised similar to the black way of raising kids
Take Obama…had he been raised by black people who’d he be president or even presedintial material……I doubt it. It took a white communtiy to produce the first black president and thats a fact.
It’s a culture thing; here in the Caribbean we treat dogs merely for what they are: lower-level animals. They are easily replaced and disposable. Muslims consider dogs to be unclean and do not own them as pets. In China and Korea they see them as food.
It’s generally North Americans and Europeans that are animal-freaks ,nature lovers, earth worshipers, environmental zealots,tree-huggers, etc.. people in other parts of the world realize there are far more important things than animals and that human need is greater and should be a priority.People before planet,and people above animals!
If all the money wasted on animal rescue and welfare and luxury items for animals and ridiculous things like that were spent to eliminate human suffering and aiding PEOPLE in need instead(such as victims of war and natural disasters, refugees, the homeless,poverty, food-banks, abused children, women’s shelters,etc..)it would go to a much better use.
People that care more about animals than people have about as much intelligence as the animals they love so much,too!I agree with IMPoguemahone!
And what about Michelle Obama? Who was raised in a black household and as Obama has said himself..”knows more than he does and does everything he does…in heels…”
FABULOSITY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?……..Michelle Obama gave a speech at the DNC and it was so awfull I had to look away. She is nowhere near as intelectual as Barack. Yet she is told she is smart by white people who feel guilty to say otherwise……That’s another one for this list. Whit people like to tell black people with average intellagence that they are smart. Cause the feel guilty for being naturally more intellegent then them
I find it humorous that you actually believe a dog loves you. Let someone else feed the dog for a month and see if it cares whether or not you live or breathe.
Rasclaat:
I think perhaps the animals are smarter, and comparing them to those animal activists is actually insulting to the animals!! 🙂
Those people spout off how great animals are and how people should “be more like animals”, blah-blah….but animals ALSO lick themselves,hump everything,eat garbage, sniff butts,chase cars,relieve themselves on everything, and eat their young,too…not exactly the most ” civilized” , intelligent, or cultured ,creatures, or something that one would aspire to be like .LOL
Dear SWPL,
I think Animal Rescue, Pet Rescue, Dog Rescue, Feral Cat Rescue, Horse Rescue, etc. are white as hell. It gets even whiter when taken to the level of breed-specific rescue, such as Pug Rescue or Siamese Cat Rescue.
Hey Craig Nelson are you upset cause we chose to rescue animals and not the black “community”…….”things black people like”…….the word community. Cause this word helps take the pressure off of ones self and lay blame on all as a whole.
I don’t think its guilt. Its just so suprising when you find a black person who is smart enough to wear their pants correctly and don’t have gold teeth, that you call them intelligent in relation to other blacks. But its like saying one monkey is smart because he doesn’t throw feces, but he’s still a monkey.
You all need to relax and remember what this list is really about-humor in everyday life and maybe having a giggle in a world that has far too little laughter. Is this really the forum for a serious debate on race relations???
Why are you guys saying such evil comments on here? This is supposed to be fun, and you’re taking the fun out of it. Calling black people monkeys? Michelle Obama is stupid? Stop being so hateful.
Everybody can just click the little box above your name and make you disappear, you pathetic disgusting piece of crap. People like you are good for nothing but providing food for the homeless, as long as you are marinated long enough in a strong enough sauce to eliminate the horrid stench and foul putrid taste that permeates your pitiful excuse for a body. And even then you have to be eaten with plenty of bread and condiments, so say the homeless.
I H-A-T-E Y-O-U. Good bye.
Hey Rasclaat:
Everybody can just click the little box above your name and make you disappear, you pathetic disgusting piece of crap. People like you are good for nothing but providing food for the homeless, as long as you are marinated long enough in a strong enough sauce to eliminate the horrid stench and foul putrid taste that permeates your pitiful excuse for a body. And even then you have to be eaten with plenty of bread and condiments, so say the homeless.
I H-A-T-E Y-O-U. Good bye.
You are so right, Xaphius!
What are you, one of those knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing idiots with just enough mental capacity to be evil and enjoy forcing dogs to fight and maim and kill each other? You are pathetic and disgusting and should not even be alive, and your “soul” if you have one (that’s almost impossible) should also be eliminated.
Yeah, go shake your head until your pea-sized brain pops out of your ear and goes splat on the ground. The most primitive animal on this planet is far superior to the likes of you. Anyone who hates animals is a HEARTLESS MORON.
Drop dead, dipshit Whit.
I saw impoguemahone giving himself a blowjob the other day. Now THAT was disgusting.
We want to see your receipts for all the help you have given to “victims of war and natural disasters, refugees, the homeless,poverty, food-banks, abused children, women’s shelters,etc.” You are the type who causes the need for abused children/women’s shelters. Dog haters are the worst scum of the earth.
PS: Look at all three pictures, especially the last one, and have yourselves a good ol’ time.
It seems as though my post exposing the horrors of dogfighting was deleted. If that is really the case, it is very interesting: The types of sick and hateful comments you allow to be displayed, and yet something that simply tells the truth about a horrible and shameful subject, which you seem to find amusing, is censored. Another proud moment for humanity.
Oops! Sorry, my below posting didn’t appear when I checked for it, so I thought it had been censored.
Dr.Strangelove:
I smell TROLL…….TROLL ALERT!!!
YOU are the poster-child for birth-control!!
to Dr. Strangelove
You are the shit on the bottom of the heel of the shoe of humanity!
I just took my dog for a crap and had the distinct pleasure of picking up his delightfully warm sensuously squeezie turd in a plastic bag. Oh, and I love carrying it and squeezing it all the way home. Then I save them in the freezer. I need some ideas what to do with them now. TooTalou.
Well atleast we didn’t say that Michelle Obama was a stupid money (although she really is).
Meant monkey.
I love my pit bull too…lol
Sorry about the first link, here it is in proper format:
http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f57373%5fAEUOw0MAARL6SXxrrAEwiAzdk50&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
So did Mike Vick.
Sometimes you’re funny, buckaroo, sometimes not. This one is a not.
What do you do with your own foul turds, those huge piles of fuming mush that are more toxic than nuclear waste and can knock a bodybuilder down at 50 paces?
That is the question.
Hey, shouldn’t you be out helping humanity. Why are you wasting all this time sitting on your ass spreading your stupid hate over the web? Think of all the good you could be doing for PEOPLE instead.
Hey, Rasclaat, shouldn’t you be out helping humanity. Why are you wasting all this time sitting on your ass spreading your stupid hate over the web? Think of all the good you could be doing for PEOPLE instead.
Additional photo of injured “pitbull”:
http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f57373%5fAEUOw0MAARL6SXxrrAEwiAzdk50&pid=2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
Yet another proud moment for “humanity.”
Doghater Hater,
…and you can do good for people(and humanity in general) by not reproducing and contributing your defectiveness to the gene pool!
Whenever I come across something such as yourself I generally just flush it down the toilet!
Oh, so you’re a turd that dreams of having arms… Turds like yourself are generally INSIDE the toilet, not flushing it. Get out there and do some humanitarian work, lover of people, lol !
I’m fugly man hoe: You irreversibly contaminated the human “gene pool” the moment your poor mother unknowingly squeezed your sorry ass out into this world. Your mere existence is a blight on the universe. Get out there and do your work to “help people,” and stop frittering away the time on your jism encrusted computer. The downtrodden people of the world need your help!
Strangelove I think you and Doghater hater must be the same person just using different screen names.You must be so desperate for attention and wasting all your time at the computer doing nothing constructive, but just insulting people.
If you have a dog yourself, I feel very sorry for it. You probably fuck it,too.You are probably one of those bleeding-heart animal lovers that one day hopes to have the “equal right” to marry your dog.(and likely since no human would have you)
If a dog is man’s best friend that merely means it’s because no people can tolerate him!
To I’mfuglymanhoe aka Fucko the Clown: You are so obviously either man-ho or rasclaat (they are probably the same person). Of course you’re the type who thinks people can only “love” (want for a companion) what they “fuck.”
Anyone who sexually molests animals is the lowest, most pathetic and cowardly excuse for a human being, maybe even a step or 2 below you. They are the same ones who rape little toddlers.
You can’t even understand pure, innocent love because you have never felt it. You are a hateful young “man” who can only feel his ego puff up when he thinks he is looking down on “inferior” animals. I hate to imagine if you ever manage to spread your seed and have offspring, since you imply that anything you “love” (own in your case) is to be “married” and/or “fucked.”
You have an opportunity to change and become a different kind of person if you get some help. I only hope you will.
Oh, and speaking of weird behavior, Fucko, what are you, a dog hater, doing in this blog? I only insult people who need it, people who are so bothered by other people who care for animals, but are not bothered by the likes of Michael Vick, etc. You don’t even like dogs, so why are you so interested in the topic? If it’s just to make fun and insult people, shouldn’t YOU be doing something more constructive?
Well, again, yes it has been deleted. It comes and goes — is this some weird little game? Here’s just the text without the photos; maybe now it will be left in:
Here is how this blog was begun back in Feb. 2008:
“its funny the same people that were protesting Mike Vick, were the same people that won’t let their fufu dogs play with pitbulls in the park’ Irony”
There’s your “sport” of organized dogfighting (referring to photos of a horribly maimed, now one-legged “pitbull” from a recent case in the Bronx, NY, which this blog moderator seems to have a problem with), and those of you who seem to find it amusing or think it is a shame to prosecute the people responsible really should be ashamed of yourselves. You seem to blame “pitbulls” for the “sport” as if they wanted this. It is people that wanted it, the shame is all on people, and then you wonder why some animal people become anti-human.
I love dogs and people who are kind, and the fact that even a few people are more bothered by dog lovers than pitbull fighters is absolutely disgusting and unbelievable.
I am posting this in memory of my last three dogs who died of old age from 2003 to 2007. Thank God that all of my rescued dogs found me/my family and didn’t end up being “cared for” by certain people on these pages and others like them. If people don’t like dogs, just leave them and people like me alone; we’re not bothering you.
Save your hateful remarks for dog fighters, dog breeders and puppy mills that continue to bring litters of puppies into this sick world.
I live in an apartment complex filled with dog keepers and we are with extremely few exceptions ideal neighbors and responsible members of society. You really need to focus your mental energies and hatred on some people that really are causing problems in this world.
What do I do with my turds? I’m not telling. Just why are you interested?
So I’m not funny in this one. Would it amaze you that I wasn’t trying to be funny. I was trying to point out how ridiculous people look to me who go around picking up dog shit. If I had to do that in order to have a dog, I wouldn’t have a dog. Or, maybe leave it lie around and piss everyone off.
Damned, I’m still confused. Why would a person ask me what I do with my turds? Are you hungry? What the hell?
How can you love an animal yet enslave it at the same time? Small dog houses, leases, muzzles on the mouth, electronic gadgets used to train and keep them in the yard, military style training facilities, specialized breeding that keep the healthy and destroy the damaged ones.
Isn’t it extremely arrogant to think dogs or all animals need humans to survive? The real question is what hole in your life, soul, or heart you needing and hoping a dog will fulfill? Let’s be honest dogs are starved, beaten, or trained to “love their masters” for the sake of survival and food. Nothing more … nothing less.
Wow Dude..Did your parents not get you a dog when you were a kid? It is quite obvious you are not WHITE enough! MY dog is not tied up on a “lease”. Smart as he is, he can not enter into a legal and binding agreement. However, he IS on his LEASH when we go for walks!LMAO!!!
He enjoys The Posh Puppy groomers, The Dog’s Delight, for play dates, and Gone to the Dogs, for the latest in trend wear and food! Mistreated? LOL! Think not!
I think he/she thought you were making fun of dogs, as if only they defecate, and not you. Responsible dog keepers pick up after their dogs to keep other people from bitching and to make parks and other areas where dogs are exercised free of crap so they/we won’t step in it and track it into our cars and homes. It’s only common sense in city and suburban life.
We have two puppies, and yes they are babies. Unlke cultures that eat dogs, our dogs bite us. They also take our food and sleep in our bed. Because we are white people and we let them.
I am in love with MICKEY ROURKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-QvLmF8tlE
Thanks, Lilah. But reread again, and I don’t think you will find what you think you read.
Thanks for the little lecture. You need to practice a little more, and then you can become queen of the nagging wife club. Use it there and practice somewhere else.
Do you squeeze your doggy bag when it’s full of warm squishy poop?
Why are you so mean?
I’m one step away from stalking MICKEY ROURKE. (Don’t worry, it’s a big step.) He has to win an Oscar for best actor this year! What a beautiful person…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3sLJ3e5sHQ
Black people like dogs too, they just don’t let them in the house. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard black people at work “I don’t eat at no house wit a dog in it.” (That is a direct quote) Black women especially get all pissed about it like they are the cleanest people on earth.
Look into some of the literature about domesticated dogs. They do in fact need humans to survive as they have been breed that way. For example, read “The World Without Us”, cats could survive but not dogs. But you could just google some info as well. And I don’t know anybody that thinks animals in general cannot survive without us; maybe there is some truth in that some species survive in spite of us.
Take it down a notch kids – it’s quite obvious that Buckaroo is crazy about himself and thinks he’s intellectual and oh-so witty… but what you really are Buck, is just a jerk.
A jerk, hmmmm. Fuck ya.
Oh yeah, you’re a pompous ass.
Got to have um… keeps the Critters away!
This one is funny and true. Except for all the white people who like cats better.
haha.
nice to see people actually get that this.
lighten up folks, it’s only satire.
we are all faulted and beautiful
so are some children.
sheesh, lighten up.
the “hole in my soul” that i’m trying to fill is the love of adorable buddies to go jogging with and cuddle with while watching tv.
i’m such a monster.
You said it very well, Suzy. I feel that the “lighten up” might also have been directed at me, since I made some serious points. I have lots of humor and often am reduced to tears laughing, but sometimes one has to be serious. There really is no humor in pit-bull fighting, animal abuse, or the defense of those things. I hope you agree. It’s obvious that Jeffrey dislikes domestic dogs and dog people, so that type of negativity and seriousness really should be criticized in here. Thanks.
Dog lover extraordinaire: Mickey Rourke !! I LOVE HIM !!
Rourke thanked his agent, director, producers, co-stars, etc. and then he told the audience he’d like to thank his dogs–both the ones that are still with him now, and those that had passed on.
“Sometimes when a man’s alone, all you got is your dog and they meant the world to me.” –Mickey Rourke, during his acceptance speech for Best Actor at the Golden Globes.
I hope the above link works, it’s just a nice photo of Mickey.

I’m kind, loving and have never kicked a dog. Women, that’s another story.
I don’t know about other cultural groups, but for some reason white people don’t know how to make dogs behave…it’s like spare the rod and spoil the child. If I had a dog jumped on visitors, barked loudly and incessantly, begged, and otherwise proved to be as much of an annoyance as most of my friends’ dogs, I wouldn’t be above giving it a decent smack on the nose with a newspaper– merely yelling doesn’t seem to work. If having a dog is truly training for a child these days, it explains why our generation is so darned spoiled. And maybe why I don’t like little kids either.
Give me cats, rabbits, or a cool-lookin’ reptile any day of the week though. Come to think of it, iguanas ought to be on the list too.
Awesome!!!
Im not white and I love my dog like that. They are like children damit!! My friends tease me about it but I don’t care. Now the one thing I will say though that I think he should of mentioned though is this trend now with mix breed dogs. The cheweenie, the poogle? That I think is a white thing lol!
I bet you have tattoos, also. Fucking freak you are.
dogs are a delicacy in some countries.they bring the leftovers home for thier pets.
Learning to spay and neuter animals is not that hard, and if you catch them and do this to them then you no longer have to bash kittens over the head with shovels…….honestly it is simple, my granparents live on a farm and this is what we do…..try not to screw up
I agree with you, but I’ve been told that kids are something you can’t truly appreciate or understand until you have had a child of your own, then it will change you forever. Sort of like being raped or having acid poured in your eyes by an angry Pakistani man, you just won’t be able to appreciate the ramifications until it has happened to you personally.
I don’t know if it’s a “white thing” or not, but, what irritates me the most are AKC snobs.
My family just adopted a chihuahua from a shelter a few months ago. I was looking on the net for information on the breed and wow people are stuck on AKC standards.
I come to find out my pup is what people are calling a “deer-headed” chi: eyes don’t budge out (Yay, since I find that down right ugly in a dog!), snout is a little longer, and their bodies are sleeker with longer legs. They tend to be bigger as well. I used to think chihuahuas were ugly bobblehead purse dogs until I knew there were variations.
Some on the net seem soooo pissed off that there are chihuahuas out there that don’t conform to the look of a show dog. lol People rant on dog sites about these chi’s (I’m sure it happens with other breeds as well) as not being breed correctly (to “standard” *rolls eyes*) and that they shouldn’t exist at all.
Whatever! I didn’t get this dog for my family so I could make her prance in front of crowds of (white? lol) people or put her in some frou·frou outfit to carry her around town in a fancy dog purse. I bought a dog not a freaking’ accessory.
It’s true that if you tell people anything negative about their dog they get upset. I knew some people who got a dog from a pet store and they asked me for help to potty train it because it was always piddling on the floor. I told them since you got it at a pet store it may never learn; it has lost its natural ability to be clean because it spent the first month of its life stuck in a little cage playing in its own shit. How can it know that piddling on itself is bad when that’s all it had to play in when it was little? Of course they were so offended. White People hate hearing the truth.
Also white people love rescuing dogs from the animal shelter, especially pit bulls. Then they can tell you how much they are helping animals by rescuing their dog (this is true). However, if they see a cute puppy at a pet store they will still buy it. Then they will say “I rescued him from a pet store.”
LOL! My friend had came over and kept telling me my dog smells and I got mad and told her she can leave if she has a problem with my dog because he is not going anywhere. Thats my baby! lol!!
LOL How did your friend react to that?
I like this web site a lot with the exception of the occasional ugly comment. As a black professional, I have noticed that my white peers ALL have dogs at home while vitually NONE of my black peers do. As for myself, I am married with two ‘tween’ age sons, and we don’t have a dog. I like dogs, bu they are a lot of trouble. We are very busy as it is raising our boys: academics, sports (practices and weekend tournaments) that I can’t imagine adding a dog.
And what about vacations? Vacations are extremely important to me. My white colleagues who have dogs – some have multiple dogs 3 or more- never take REAL vacations with their family. I’m not talking about visiting family over the weekend, but a real vacation. I can’t give that up ever. I know . . a kennel right? They are expensive! Plus dogs mess up your house. They rip up your carpet, scratch up the hardwood and leave fur everywhere.
Once, while out running with a colleague(white) it started to rain and we stopped at his house. So, he’s got a couple of dogs and he’s playing fetch with one of them and the dog keeps retrieving this totally gross slobber saturated tennis ball and I kept thinking doesn’t he get how disgusting this is?
On the other hand, it is true that a lot of black people prefer intimidating dog breeds like pit bulls. Not me. I would get a chocolate lab if I got a dog. Which I won’t.
I found this site as I was searching for some kind of help (don’t asked I don’t know) to deal with having dogs. My huisband is a dog lover and I think they are filthy. They are sweet, but no matter how you look at it they ruin most homes.
I’ve always had dogs and am a neat freak. Just keep your house & yard clean and the dogs should stay clean. Comb them out regularly and bathe them occasionally only if needed. The most important thing is to rescue a homeless dog, don’t support breeders & puppy mills, and be sure the dog is neutered/spayed. House-training is difficult, but once they get it they are a total joy to have around. They should be part of the family, not banished to the yard to live. And commit to them until the end of their lives; you are all they have.
Dogs ruin your home?
There’s this thing called training. Dogs have to be trained. I can’t stand people who don’t understand this but buy a dog anyway, then talk to it when it misbehaves as if it was an adult human capable of understanding when you ‘explain’ why you don’t want it to scratch the furniture or wee on the carpet. People like that are idiots who have no business owning a dog.
A properly trained dog will behave better than most people, and even a half-trained dog will never mess up your house.
wow seriously are you just pulling shit out of your ass I mean I wouldnt blame you since ppl tolerate your racist ass for some reason its like no one notices that your just pulling up stereotypes I mean i guess you could say black ppl love watermelon and chicken and that would be racist but you can say white ppl love to organic meals or somthing of that nature and everyone eats it up and im sure your smart enough to realise your a racist so dont you think the world would be better without your bastard words being spread well I guess what im saying is you should kill yourself
She looked at me like, “Are you defending a dog???” lol! Yes bitch I am!!
You have to train them and also do your research on what type of dog would be good for the family. I grew up with a Sheltie. They look like miniture lassies. They are harry but very good dogs. You can teach them almost anything. They are one of the smartest breeds of dogs to have. And this is a Sista telling you this lol! I know sad!! As far as Vacations, we would always just have someone we trust to come to house in the back yard and feed him. Do that, and they will be just fine.
Wow Ricky… It may be racist if it wasn’t another White person saying this. Oh there is a site. Stuff black people like and yes they say that too. And I laughed. If you laugh at yourself you can learn to appreciate other people. Thats just my oppinion. But don’t push it! lol!
Yeah, but you have to remember, it can’t just be any dog. You can’t roll in with a $2500 English Creme Golden Retriever. When you go to the dog park, you have to be able to say, “where did we get the dog? We rescued it from the local SPCA.”
Danny: Nothing’s wrong with rescuing; everything’s right with it. Dogs are great! Even “$2500 English Creme Golden Retrievers” end up needing rescue.
You just won. Oh yes, did you EVER win.
fer crying out loud, it was supposed to be in response to Laura
i lose
No, you didn’t lose. You are a sweetheart, Pierre.
I think Danny was joking, Laura. Danny’s not saying that there’s anything wrong with rescuing, just that white people like to brag about it.
The people you refer to as “AKC snobs” don’t hate shelter dogs or mutts. What they hate is irresponsible breeding. There are enough poorly-bred dogs waiting in shelters for homes.
Many AKC breed parent clubs have their own rescue groups set up. And it’s not just for rescuing purebreds, they also rescue mixed-breeds that are partially the breed of the breed parent club.
Furthermore, a reputable/responsible breeder often works with rescue and refers people to rescue groups/shelters if they either don’t have puppies available or don’t have a puppy that is a good fit for the family looking for a new dog.
As far as your “deer-head” chihuahua, that isn’t a variation, just a poorly bred dog, maybe even a chihuahua-mix instead of full chihuahua. Doesn’t mean it isn’t a great pet, but that it almost certainly came from an irresponsible breeder.
There are breed-standards for a reason. Form follows function, the breed standard is written to describe what the ideal dog of that breed is so it can most safely/efficiently do its job. Or so aspects of the breed standard are written in regards to health, for example, white boxers are not allowed in the boxer breed standard not only because of color, but because of the higher risk of deafness and blindness that is carried with the white coat-color gene. And while some dogs aren’t bred for a specific job, they still have a standard to follow because you know what you’re getting. Even if you just want a small companion dog, there’s a huge difference between a pekingese, a whippet, a chihuahua, and a yorkie.
The shows you refer to as “prancing around in front of people”, the purpose of those shows is to evaluate breeding stock. Even very experienced breeders can be “kennel-blind”, meaning they overlook or downplay flaws in their dogs. Conformation shows provide an objective 3rd party evaluation.
I do agree with you about the dogs in purses and in silly outfits. Dogs aren’t happy like that, they’d be happier to be able to be dogs: to walk on the ground and sniff things, and to play with other dogs.
You can’t group all breeders into the same group. There are good (reputable, responsible, ethical) breeders, and then there are bad breeds such as puppymills and backyard breeders.
Check out this chart for a clearer explanation: http://www.shilohshepherds.com/puppyBreeders/breederMatrixv4.htm
A good breeder breeds a quality animal (sound health, good temperament, proper physical appearance, and working ability where applicable). Many good breeders are also involved in rescue work themselves.
If ALL dogs were spayed/neutered, there’d be no more dogs! I do believe that most dogs (all mutts and most purebreds) should be spayed/neutered, but definitely not ALL.
As long as there are thousands of healthy animals being killed in shelters daily because there are no homes for them, nobody should be breeding. Have you ever seen the barrels full of dead dogs, always including purebreds, behind an animal shelter? I have, and it’s a crying shame. Even worse is to witness them being “put down” when they have many healthy years left to live. Some innocently wag their tails right till the end, oblivious. Others know, and they seriously don’t want to die. People are forced to do this ugly task daily across the country, yet the breeding continues.
I knew he was joking, I just didn’t appreciate the humor. It’s not “bragging” when we tell how our dogs were rescued, it’s trying to encourage other people to do the same, with so many abused and homeless dogs out there.
Put the blame where it belongs: irresponsible owners and irreponsible breeders. NOT the responsible ones.
– The majority of the surrendered dogs (47.7%) and cats (40.3%) were between 5 months and 3 years of age.
– The majority of dogs (37.1%) and cats (30.2) had been owned from 7 months to 1 year.
– Approximately half of the pets (42.8% of dogs; 50.8% of cats) surrendered were not neutered.
– Many of the pets relinquished (33% of dogs; 46.9% of cats) had not been to a veterinarian.
– Animals acquired from friends were relinquished in higher numbers (31.4% of dogs; 33.2% of cats) than from any other source.
– Most dogs (96%) had not received any obedience training. (Source: http://www.weather.com/outlook/homeandgarden/pets/articles/d4 )
Responsible breeders have a legally binding contract that dogs placed as pets must be spayed/neutered. And dogs from the breeder should never go to the shelter, but be returned to the breeder if for some reason the new family can’t keep the dog.
Responsible owners would choose to spay/neuter their pets. Responsible owners would take their dogs to training class. Responsible owners take their dogs to the vet for yearly checkups.
So what kind of dogs are getting surrended? Nearly ALL are puppymill dogs and backyard breeder dogs.
Responsbile breeders and owners are part of the solution, not the problem.
But if we stopped breeding all together, our quality dogs (those with proper physical structure, working ability, tested to be free from genetic issues) would no longer exist.
I’ll always choose the “underdogs,” those who’ve come from bad situations where they ended up homeless, whether they are perfect specimens or not. Some of the funniest looking, least “perfect” dogs I’ve had have been an absolute blessing, and perfect because of that.
I still think it’s cold to sell someone a purposely bred puppy instead of directing them to an animal shelter. I’ve never had the opportunity to adopt a dog from a shelter because I always see more than my share of strays on the street, including my purebred rat terrier. I desperately tried to find her “owner” 3-1/2 yrs ago, and as usual, didn’t; but it’s their loss. She probably came from a “responsible breeder” too, as she was already spayed.
What I want to know is when are you breeders going to get together and drive the puppy mills out of existence? They are totally evil.
Not everyone just wants a pet. Some people want their dogs to do dog-sports or work. In those cases, going to a breeder is can be a better solution for those people. For example, if I wanted to buy a hunting dog, I’d go to a breeder that has champion field-trial dogs. But if I just wanted a pet and didn’t really care what traits the dog had, then yes, a shelter is a good choice. There’s no one-size-fits-all for where to get a dog from. Some people want to rescue, some people want to know they’re getting a sound dog to work with. Both of those are acceptable.
Your rat terrier could have simply been a pet that somebody lost and didn’t look for. The fact that she was already spayed doesn’t say what type of breeder she came from, it very well could have been the previous owner had her spayed, or that she had previously been at a shelter and was spayed there.
If you missed what I said above, reputable breeds DO direct people to shelters and rescue groups. Many times a reputable breeder may be a foster-home for dogs waiting to be adopted. I would say overall, reputable breeders refer far more people to shelters or rescue groups than they actually sell puppies to. A lot of reputable breeders only have 1 litter a year and the puppies are already spoken for before they are born. (Many breeders have waiting lists.)
As far as puppymills, they aren’t illegal, so this falls under supply and demand. If more consumers stopped buying dogs from petstores and went to either shelters or reputable breeders instead, then the puppymills would slowly go out of business. The puppymill issue is in the hands of consumers, the only effect breeders (and and other people) can have on that issue is to educate people when they have the opportunity.
And by the way, I’m not a breeder, just a dog owner. (I own 2 purebreds from reputable breeders and 1 mutt from the shelter.)
This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love.
Um… I may be wrong but shouldn’t this be its bathroom activities? Doesn’t the ‘ indicate a contraction between it and is resulting in supervise it is bathroom activities? Perhaps I’m wrong but… 🙂
Lol white people do love them grammar.
Unbelievable this article drew any attention. Truly shocking! Throw a baby into a garbage dumpster and watch eveyone no care. Shut a dog in a car with the windows rolled up even on a cool day and watch everyone go into turbo freak out mode!!!
How dare you say nobody cares when a baby is thrown into a dumpster!!!!!! What’s the matter with you?
One example among many:
10 years ago or so, a woman (admitted dog nut) was walking her beloved dogs in the hills above Glendale, California, and her DOGS found a live baby someone had dumped there to die. Her dogs led her to the baby, she called the police, and saved that baby’s life. I saw the woman, the baby, and the dogs on the news.
To say one kind of caring excludes all others is just absurd, an excuse for the lazy and callous for when they do nothing to help anyone: “Well, there’s more suffering going on over there, so I did nothing here.” — disgusting!!
Even on a cool day in the sun, unless in full unshifting shade, a car will heat up quickly to unbearable temperatures with the windows closed. Only the brain-dead would do that.
i liked the little ben kweller refrence
amen That is excatly the right thing to do . I have always noticed that non-animal lovers are really mean-spirited people and I don’t like them at all.
its purpose is too get people like white yuppies to buy the mutt or mixed-breed dog. Seriously though, the puggle is a pug and a beagle mix > the advantage is to breeding these dogs , is that the breathing problem is bred out of the Pug. Whatever gets responsible people to choose the shelterd dogs too, is allright with many dog-owner and dog-lovers.
Actually, the apostrophe in this situation relates to ownership, i.e. supervise it’s bathroom activities is the same as supervise the dog’s bathroom activities.
🙂
Its is the possessive form for it. It’s always means it is. Google it.
Rescue dogs can be really nice. They sometimes require a little more love and attention but in most cases, it is always worth it. I have multiple dogs, that when I fed them IAMS years ago, would eat grudgingly and when I switched to the Organic Food, they acted like food was in short suppy and would fight over it. I finally had to separate them when feeding them (using separate rooms). Still today, they act like they never get fed 😉
Ahh! I got it now lol! Because Im just thinking in my head, ” Isnt that a mutt??” Nothing wrong with that but now they give them names like their full bread and charge out the ass to get them! I saw one can’t remember the breed that they wanted for $1,000!! Im a dog lover but that is just rediculous! And for a mutt that you can get at the spca!
No. You are wrong.
Let’s not forget the white people who purchase a dog to be a play accessory for their young children. Essential for young overeducated liberal couples who are obsessed with their children.
Can we talk about the love of being offended here?
How in the hell can one be overeducated? It’s a life long endeavor; it never stops. Maybe your education lacks and you have this great desire to condemn those who you think are over educated, but basically you are showing your lack in a dramatic way.
I agree, but then again, I am a chef with a college degree. I went to culinary school after I graduated.
Unfortunately, many white people don’t love dogs. They like to tie them up in the backyard to a dog house and basically forget about them. This is legal but cruel and insensitive. Many white people get very upset and outraged when they see that people treat their dogs as “property”. They write letters to the editor, law enforcement, and lawmakers to try to get better treatment for these loyal, loving creatures. Unfortunately, many of the white people in control are too busy destroying the economy to do anything about it.
that is a dumb comment
It is OK to leave a dog in a car with the windows rolled up on a cool day.
My white friend showed me a picture a few weeks ago that continues to disturb me:
A two month old baby was being held sitting up in a white man’s lap, while a dog licked the baby’s face. In this photo, the baby was surrounded by other white people (including a bulimic – now, that’s white), gushing effusively, celebrating the saliva bath the dog was giving poor baby. It was like an old Nordic ritual or something.
I asked my friend if any of the women in the photograph was the baby’s mom. She said no, so I asked: “Who is she? Was she at the party?”
She goes, “Yeah, she was there, but she was sitting in a corner. She’s from Guatemala.”
“Did she look happy to see her baby getting licked up like that?”
“She just sat there. I couldn’t tell if she enjoyed it or not…”
I don’t think any of them really cared, you see – the dog was the star of the show…
To which I couldn’t help but respond:
“Yeah, and if she wants to stay in the money with hubby in Orinda and keep the white friends that come along with it, she better shut the f up and let the dog spit fly.
As for me, l remain constantly on guard against housemates using people dishes to feed their dogs, or against irrational exuberance gleaned from letting said dogs lick dinner plates and cereal bowls. Yes, I’m black, and after 25 years in coastal California, still cannot believe how nasty white folks are with this dog (and cat) thing…
And don’t bring up the Obamas….that’s more about class than race…and I agree that Oprah kisses her dog on the lips to score social capital points with white folks. Black folks talk about it often.
Yes, education is swell. But it also costs upwards of $40,000 a year — the majority of people don’t even make that much per year working full time. And the “life-long endeavor” you speak of? The free kind of education people can give themselves by, say, reading books and talking to knowledgeable people and being curious about the world? Society doesn’t recognize that as “real” education. A high-school dropout may have read all the classics and have a lot of great ideas about the world, but everyone’s busy listening to the Harvard MBA who spent $300,000 to sit in a room filled with other rich white folks for seven years so that people would shut up whenever he talks.
who are we complaining about? also, I have to agree with response #1 to this post.
i am very proud to be a young, white woman in Washington State who is absolutely head-over-heels in love with her yappy, spoiled-rotten mixed-breed dog. we go to Doga together, participate in the Humane Society’s PawsWalk every year, go to dog parties (our picture is in the 2nd issue of CityDog magazine). when Rusty wants shotgun, he gets shotgun… no matter who is in the car.
in a census taken here in Seattle (a predominantly white city) a few years ago, it was recorded that there were significantly more dogs in Seattle than there were children under the age of 13.
This crowd of moonbats I cant stand.THERE DOGS NOT HUMANS.Put A Leash on them and shut up
“in a census taken here in Seattle (a predominantly white city) a few years ago, it was recorded that there were significantly more dogs in Seattle than there were children under the age of 13”
Yeah, like that is something to be proud of. Seattle is a whitey wasteland… You all drive like morons, put the f*cking latte down long enough to stop thinking “wow Bill gates is cool” and have some bloody children to sustain this country, you self indulgent losers!
blacktabby…
you are seriously HARMING your dog. Especially mentally and emotionally! Please consider treating your dog more responsibly! I care too much for dogs to let them be treated this way. Its seriously cruel to emotionally harm any animal like that. Especially a lovely dog.
hahaha… no doubt!.. what are they trying to argue? that because there are more dogs than children under 13 that dogs should be treated as well as children under 13??
Hey Tom, the correct grammar (and as the list states, white people like grammar) for THERE is actually They’re (they are).
Actually, my wife and I are white people and we own 2 medium sized dogs — 2 English Springer Spaniels that we adopted from a Springer rescue group.
These 2 are our 4th and 5th springers and we love them to death and spoil them rotten. But, the good news is, as a previous poster said, they won’t grow up to hate us like human children do. Maybe that’s why we never had kids or had any burning desire to. I see what some of my friends go through with their offspring and I’m not sure I’m missing a whole lot. Plus those little buggers are expensive!
I like Katie Couric…………..
Animals occupy this planet just like us humans do and have the right to live a full and happy life. Animals (my experience is primarily with dogs) are very trusting and dependent on the kindness of humans and it is my very strong feeling that we humans have a moral responsibility to the animals in our care. My wife and I gladly donate $$$ to English Springer Rescue and this group does wonderful things to care for these beautiful animals.
My first dog, a female springer, used to slip her tongue up my nose when I let my gaurd down. At first I thought it was gross but after a while it didn’t really bother me any more.
Michael Vick is a dipshit. He got what he deserved.
Brian, you are a nimrod and that’s the most polite way I can put it.
Get some psychiatric help before you go postal.
So there is truth that pets begin to resemble their owners!
Join the Army, grow up, get out, and go to college for free. You will be one hellava person as my son is, and he his making $200,000 with every third week off as a geophysicist. That’s education, using your head, and ambition rolled into one.
He never considered an art major, bought a moleskin, or wore Ed Hardy. He did get a goddamned tattoo, though.
I don’t think I’m obsessed with my son, but I sure am proud of him, except for that goddamned tattoo.
Ahhhhh, ain’t you somethin’. Do you love pit bulls, too?
speaking of incorrect grammar, you use the wrong kind of “it’s” in the second paragraph. should be “monitoring its bathroom activities.”
Umm..That must be why here in Seattle they are closing schools in the densest neighborhoods…Gotta re-direct all that energy to the dogs, cause kids aren’t politacally correct.
Yeah, shoot them all. A good bit bull is a dead pit bull.
“it” owns the bathroom activity….the article is written with correct grammar… touche
See entry #99.
Chappy – No it isn’t written with correct grammar – “it’s” is a contaction of “it is”. If you are referring to ownership “it” never has an apostrophe. You could easily google that rule to check.
we don’t need more children – the world is overpopulated.
Indeed the world is over populated, having more children is a terrible idea… instead adopt! Furthermore… dogs are wonderful. Dogs are the very best and we are the proud parents of two beautiful yorki-poodles. They are our children and we will never displace them… even when we do have/adopt human children. They will always be number 1, well number 1 and 2… they are the best!
I wonder if your parents thought the same way. That would give some explanation to why your thinking is so screwed up. That’s true unless you are adapted, although you are still screwed up. Dogs before kids, Geezzus, did you eat out of a dog bowl as a child?
Are you kidding me? They ALWAYS get rid of the dog when the baby is born!!
Is there anything Whiter than having a bizarre, preferably useless and/or inappropriate, pet?
Huzzah! You are White!
White “Canadians” have been misidentified for decades.
Fortunately, recent breakthroughs in DNA testing have enabled scientists to accurately identify them at last: White North Ohioans.
Here\’s to hoping you never have human children.
Please tell you that you\’ve had your tubes tied.
The sort of asshole who lets their dog run around loose in the country and chase livestock is 99.99% likely to be an Obama-voting, gun-fearing, latte-sipping wimp.
Somehow I doubt anyone who makes a habit of blowing stray dogs into 2 or 3 chunks has much to fear from someone who can\’t manage to control even their dog\’s actions.
Please don\’t.
Hint: it\’s not just \”him\”…
Paranoid delusions about one\’s postings being so \”dangerous\” (or \”hard-hitting,\” \”important,\” \”cutting-edge,\” etc) that they are censored by a mysterious \”they\” rather than not displayed due to user incompetence?
Oh yes, *VERY* White.
I hope you included yourself in that \”nobody should be breeding\” list.
Seriously.
We certainly don’t need any of *YOUR* children.
I know a lot of white dog owners who treat their dogs like children and I think it’s a little crazy. My parents do it. My friends do it. I will never do it.
I like dogs, but I believe they are meant to be dirty, run around, and sleep on the floor.
They aren’t meant to be dressed up, and they are not meant to sleep in your bed. They are animals who shit and piss in your yard.
I always fist tap white people who own dogs (as opposed to giving handshakes). From my observations, dog owners are not big on hand washing OR face washing (they let their dogs to lick all over their faces and don’t wash afterwards……and we will not go there when it comes to dog lovers and what goes on in the kitchen and food….let’s just say……don’t eat anything unless you witness the whole cooking process….and watch where that dog is located….if it is in the kitchen, then just stick to drinking bottled water….uugh).
Too bad they care about the dog hygiene more than they care for their own cleanliness.
So true. I am a cat person. I know that they climb around when I’m not there. This is why I wipe counters before cooking. And yes I wash my hands frequently.
Yeah, I don’t like being licked by anything that also can lick ANYWHERE on its body. Nasty.
This is probably the worst post on the site… If anything you should say cats. Everyone loves dogs. Only white people like cats!
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white people may love cats, but cats can take you or leave you. They are so independent minded. Cat lovers are really slaves to the cats and they don’t even know it.
YEAH BLACK PEOPLE HAVE NO TRAINING FOR RAISING CHILDREN…OBVIOUSLY.
hey doug?
shaddap beeeotch.
As least black parents care more for their kids than people who love their stupid stankin animals.
If Peyton Manning was in Michael Vics Position things would have been alot different.
also nothing can prepare u for child raising dogs arent humans, prepare for kis??!! So u going to treat your kids like animals?
Ugh….but thank you for helping me to understand something I previously didn’t. I do not understand how some dogs are permanently glued to their white human owners and how these owners permit it. As a Latina I grew up thinking dogs should be kept outside, not lounging on the owners’ bed or sofa gnawing on themselves and doing other gross things. American dogs live much better than human beings in third-world countries…but of course I wouldn’t expect a white person to know that.
Hey Lala K,
actually white people are acutely aware of the plight of people in third world countries, in fact, white people give tons of money to organizations that help people in said places.
The fact that you are a racist asshole doesn’t mean I am not allowed to love my dogs. F you.
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As a white person I grew up thinking that Latinas/Latinos existed only to clean my house/mow my yard.
as a latino person I grew up thinking that white people existed only to be examples of the assholes of the human race. Oh, I also noticed that white people don’t like taking regular baths/showers.
Ask any non-white person, and they will tell you that they hate being around white people during or just after a rain. You all smell like wet dogs.
Lmao I Totally Agree
ahaha. i’m a white teenager with two dogs. and all of that is completely true. my parents treat me and the dogs exactly the same.
There is a pet food TV commercial running in Canada, and I believe in the US too, in which the white female caracther tells us about her ‘small dog’: “she loves variety of food, and also the quality”…
This has got to be the most insulting web site I’ve ever run accross. Generalizing any race is insulting. What? Because it’s white it’s okay?
I completely agree. Perpetuating or creating new stereotypes to demean any race is wrong. Even though the author has claimed to be a comedian, and this is “intended to be satirical”, I find it to be in extremely poor taste.
Well you know, at the end of the day, when your ungrateful teenage kid who gets everything they want is still out past their bedtime, and your annoying ex-wife who uses your child support checks to pay for manicures is still bugging you for more money, then its kind of nice to have your dog lick your face and remind you that their is still someone on this planet who wouldn’t do anything to piss you off or dissapoint you. and that is why white people love dogs ladies and gentlemen.
oh, and by the way, its not just white people that love their dogs, i know plenty of blacks and latinos who show a very deep and strong affection for their canine companions.
I do hope you remember to WASH your face after that act of ‘affection’ (not to mention, washing your hands too?)…
I guess she test tastes the dog food for her dogs in order to grade the ‘quality’…
LOL!!!!!!
I am having trouble breathing, I’m laughing SO hard!
I have 6 babies who all have their own favorite tv shows and would be completely dumbfounded if they ever found out that they were not in fact, human.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on dogs.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Not true. We cat lovers know that we are our cat’s staff. That’s because cats are gods, deified by the ancient Egyptians. And what continent is Egypt located in?
uh huh…. you rock, but I got you on this one.
well you see, I, unlike others keep my dog clean so that it doesnt smell bad, in fact it probably smells alot better then you.
Arent white people the only ones that like CATS?
How do you know what ‘smelling good’ smells like when you got dog spit glossing your face?
shaddap beeeotch.
hey Bob, take your gripe up with the white guy who wrote this blog……the next question should be asked: Is it insulting for a white person of the ‘white race’ to insult other white people of the ‘white race’?
We non-whites will let you all figure that out for yourselves.
I guess third world people who may have a hard time taking care of their own needs would think that dogs are some what utilitarian at best and void of emotions similar to people. Most anecdotal information would say otherwise. Dogs are highly intelligent that is some dogs are highly intelligent eg. Border Collies. To relegate them to a chained up existence is akin to torturing babies and if you think not it might explain why some people remain in a third world. Human evolution correlates with the introduction of dogs into their societies as companions, protectors and hunting partners. American third world people only “generally” use dogs Pit their dogs and kill them when they lose, then bury them in the back yard before the next football game “yo”.”Just axe one”!!
Pit Bull dogs can be well behaved and interact with other dogs without killing them. But in order to accomplish good behavioral characteristics in this breed it requires a trained owner who is experienced with these animals. Generally the morooons that own this breed have them as a status thing to show that “yes the Klingons did fk Neanderthals” and can drive Trans Ams too. These powerful dogs require an intelligent owner that understands that left to their own devices Pit Bulls can be lethal. It is inherent in their makeup to destroy other critters. It’s only dumb “White people” that own them as a rule or minorities who are too stupid to earn a living. To train these dogs to fight shows sociopathic behaviour found in an inner city underclass or low IQ football players.
You obviously never had an intelligent dog as a pet. By your attitude it is also obvious that you have never been out of the city. What a pitiful existence you must have, stuck in your sanitized home, waiting to go shopping, fking in the missionary position. Watch a sheep herding competion and you will see that these dogs are probably smarter than your kids, definitely more loyal than your husband, and can actually do something functional, unlike yourself you dried up prune
I am white and I hate cats.
Gee Ryan you HATE cats. I can understand being indifferent to cats, but to hate them is a bit off. Cats are what cats are! They will never be dogs because they are not pack animals and don’t feel it necessary to suck up. They are individuals. You can admire cats for their beauty. You can be repulsed by cats for what they drag home and their ruthlessness, but all and all why can’t you just accept them for how they evolved. Did you see that word “evolved”.That is something a hater might want to think about! Please please tell us what else you hate Ryan. Do you hate not being intelligent!
I hate cats 2….
I hate cats too, aww I guess I am not intelligent.
you’re spastic
That is so very true. I told a white person who was in depression because his dog was sick that his behavior was pathetic. It’s a dog not a human being ! Well needless to say my indifference to dogs and disgust at them being treated as humans ended our relationship. My theory is that in the west, dogs fill a social vacuum created by our individualistic culture.
If the cat I serve felt like it, she would likely hate Julia, CJ, Georgie, and Ryan. But she’s busy being cool.
To be even cooler to white people you should get a ‘rescue dog’ ( read: any dog not bought through a breeder). This will increase your status as “cool” to other white people. Bonus points if you can quote Cesar Milan when talking to white people about dogs.
Test this theory by going to any local leash-free dog park in your city and ask a white person where they got their dog.
In Austin, Tx I think it is a law that in order to go to Auditorium Shores your dog has to be a rescue.
Dead on. They often like dogs more than children – me included. But I cannot agree with some people’s attempts at an explanation. And why shouldn’t a person be emotionally affected by their pet’s sickness?
Zegre on July 21, 2009 at 4:12 am “Dead on. They often like dogs more than children – me included. But I cannot agree with some people’s attempts at an explanation. And why shouldn’t a person be emotionally affected by their pet’s sickness?”
I totally agree with you Zegre. How can one not be affected by the suffering of another one of God’s creatures. It has nothing to do with being white or any other color. Dogs are sentient beings and deserve our care and love and compassion.
People of all colors should respect the life other non human animals have and shouldn’t treat them in any way other than with respect and love. They are after all like children and look to humans for care and protection. As per God’s charge to us to be the stewards of the earth and all other beings who live on this planet, we need to treat them the way we want to be treated and not abuse or hurt them.
Dogs give their owners absolute love and loyalty. It is a beautiful thing.
oh she’s busy being cool?
yea, that and pissing all over your furniture
its simple you moron, let me lay it out for you; if the dog doesn’t smell at all, its clean, if it smells bad, then its dirty. and since you obviously cant tell the difference between cleran and dirty, instead of telling me how bad my dog smells, why dont you go and clean your dirty ass stank hole you call a house and take a shower, i can smell you through the internet.
what you are smelling bobby, is all that dog slob all over your stupid assed face. You still did not say that you wash your face after your dog licked you. You nasty beeeotch.
Oh, haven’t you noticed that your dog licks a lot of things with his tongue, like his own ass, his own balls, and not to mention any bugs and/or dirt that is on any orifice of its body?
Then he runs up to you, and with that same tongue, licks all over your stupid assed face. What you smell is dog dick, dog anus and dog whatever slob that is now glossing your face and stopping up your nasty assed nose. You probably let the dog eat the buggers out your nose, since you’re too nasty to wash your face after the dog slobbering.
like i said before…
shaddap beeeotch.
I believe my dog does have feelings and I know he has favorite foods because he won’t eat everything I give him. He’ll take it; he won’t eat it. And I’m not so stupid as to believe he watches tv and likes my music LOL Loving dogs is not a white person thing; it’s an American thing. Although Japan is coming close with some of the crazy stuff they invent for pet owners.
Oh….ouch….that hurts, it’s so true. We just adopted a dog from my coworker (after losing our dog in March) and we’re already worried about “is he happy here? Are we being good dog parents?” etc. He’s probably just wondering “when are they going to feed me/walk me/scratch me” and doesn’t care about anything else, LOL!
Man’s best friend, but the choice of dog varies by class and culture. How many Chihuahuas and Pit bulls you find in Indio? Hundreds. Same applies to Chow-chows or poodles in Rancho Mirage? And family dogs like Golden Retrievers or Welsh Spaniels in suburban La Quinta or Cathedral City. I bet more dogs live in Indian Wells or Palm Springs than any human children. +
I had dogs when I was growing up and autistic kids like me (I’m now in my late 20s) seem to relate with pet animals. I know what you’re talking about uh huh… and one of the dogs in my childhood home was a “mutt” part bull mastiff, labrador and german shepherd found on the streets near my bro’s grade school (he said “it” followed him home). We adopted the dog and 8 years later before my bro’s son was born, “it” ran away from the back yard to return in the desert where it came from. The irony is “mutts” are a kind of dogs’ where they won’t stay home. +
Ok, let’s joke about how other races of people love dogs: Asians love dogs…to raise as food. 😡 Hispanics allow their dogs run loose in the alleys (think of the Mexican border). Blacks have the toughest breeds in their front yards. (word) and Muslims typically don’t own dogs, due to the Koran’s advise on dogs are the 2nd uncleanest animal to pigs. +
The planet of the dogs, one day 100 years later after a nuclear war wiped out humanity, these irradiated mutated dogs became intelligent enough to restart the world and being near humans long enough: they learned to think like man, talk like man and taken the place of man. They miss their masters, yet to meet humans in the year 5000 AD, when a few astronauts took a time warp to land in what used to be New York City (the half-buried statue of liberty on a beach). The dogs won’t stop humping it (ugh). +
White folks in the high desert are more lax about how they raise their dogs. Might as well allow the dogs run out into the desert to be “missing”, but their legacy returns when a few coyotes (actually hybrid dogs) remind you of “sparky”. Oh you, dirty dog, messing around them coyote b*tch*s! +
The worst case of bestiality I ever seen (brought to you by PETA). I mean, the ASPAC was the “original” against animal abuse, before these PETA freaks came along in the 1990s. Dogs don’t have a sense of “right and wrong” huh? But they love their masters, doesn’t it mean they know love? +
Sorry Laura…white people gotten so freakin liberal, they’re certain a day old people isn’t legally a person (let’s not go into the abortion issue please). (Rich) White people in the USA adopted many non-whites over the decades, often forced away from their original parents, but it’s “wrong” now to acculture the (i.e. Hispanic, American Indian, east Asian, etc.) child into the white American culture. C’mon, you adopt a baby because he/she needs a home, parents and basic necessities. Only because Madonna, Brangelina or Mia Farrow adopted some Africans and Asians means it’s “trendy” to show off your “brown” kid like a duchess dog. Screw this, I want a dachshund who eats babies. +
I love dogs but whatever color you are to aviod looking like a complete idiot never assume a dog prefers anything or has the same tastes as you do; prefers you over anyone else. A dog will adore anyone who pays the slightest attention to them. Do not turn into a dog version of a crazy lonely catlady/man.
This site has become really s hi tty. Is the author ashamed of being white? Yeah I know it’s “all in fun” lets “laugh at out self” idoit!!!!!!! And yes I love my dogs like children, but they make me happy and are always there with a wagging tail when I get home.
If your not white, why are you here trolling white people? It makes you look like one of the racist, white-hating people that come here. This is for folks to laugh and have a good time, unfortunately folks like you show up. I’m sure you and your ilk would love to write a few entries.
Oh somebody got their feelings hurt. Go ahead. Let out all that self-righteous indignation you’ve been holding in this far.
I think it’s good news that white people are developing a group identity, even if it is only in jest. It’s likely the first step in beginning to identify and defend our ethnic interests.
Some people just don’t like kids.
hey white person, I have four wonderful words for you:
Kiss
My
Ass
Beeeotch.
A dog is a white man/lady’s best friend. In some cases, it’s the only female a human male ever respected, or the only shaded black or brown “person” they know of. The owners go far beyond reason to treat a dog with respect, like to say “oh poochie wants the pillow on the left side of the doggie couch, not on the right”, while they may threaten to kill a homeless man in front of the $100-fur-trim-pet salon. +
Feed the puppies, then sale it to starving children for them to eat…and you know, human birth control isn’t a bad idea. Let’s really sound like a mad white man with the power to rule over the “lessers”. Eugenics is the way to go. Don’t you feed your dog better than a redneck feeds their kid? +
As a white/American Indian person growing up in Sou. Cal. the Latino people are a common part of everday life and to notice how ethnologically I’m closer to someone of Spanish or Aztec descent, in part of my French father and Cherokee ancestry indigenous to North America. Deep down, we’re all the same species of human…and like dogs, humans are the same species come in all colors, shapes and sizes. +
Bow down to my rottweiler…and the master bows down to him. Nice doggie, don’t get mad, please…don’t, oh no, UGH! IT F@#$%^&*N’ BIT OFF MY FACE! +
Cats are like woman, Dogs are like guys…the joke about how cats have a mindset of a pompous wealthy single woman, while dogs have a mindset of a lower-income just- been-taken-in tramp dirty men. LOL, a lil’ bit of sexism or gender stereotyping to go on this racist-elitist blog xD
Go Vick!
Yeah uh huh, you are a dog fucking FREAK. Nobody wants to read about your lil sexual escapades with Rover
The problem with AKC and other dog registry’s is they are so stuck on the conformation of, or the shape of there particular breeds they have bred the brains out of those breeds, and introduced a whole lot of congenital birth defects. This Eugenics thing has its history in 19th century Europe where it was thought that conformity in appearance was everything. The functions of the various breeds is ignored to a large degree now and only appearance matters. Cocker Spaniels used to be good little bird dogs, now most of them just shiver when they see water. Admittedly some breeds are still healthy for the most part and actually can still do what they were bred for, but not many. Line breeding is just these folks polite way of saying inbreeding, It’s a wonder their dogs don’t look like Prince Charles. Rhodesian Ridgebacks have to have the ridge, which is known to be inherent in spinal problems. The ones without the ridge are culled and they are the genetically sound ones. Hip dysplasia is rampant in many breeds as is cancer and heart disease. All caused by inbreeding and limiting the gene pool. Look at show German Shepherds the breed standard has made them cripples with the sloped back and curved haunches and useless for police work. It’s hard for police forces to find sound German Shepherds. Hybridization generally produces offspring that are stronger and live longer as their is greater genetic variation. Who in their right mind would create an animal like a Bassett Hound. with its dwarf limbs, long back and limited intelligence. It is guaranteed to have back problems and is as dumb as a post. Some idiot thinks they’re cute! Lets create dogs with squished in faces so they can’t breathe properly! Lets breed really wrinkly ones just to prove were insane. Who were the geniuses in Kennel Clubs that bred Bulldogs with such large heads that they have to be born by Caesarean section? The list goes on about the insanity of Kennel clubs and Show breeders.
hahaha! I love it. The author hit the nail on the head. Dogs are animals, not humans. People that try to somehow humanize dogs (or any animal for that matter) have a screwed up view of reality. It’s really funny to watch. I have 8 hunting dogs and I love all of them, but they’re animals and I know they’re animals.
You’re an animal, a human animal. Your dog is a is an animal, a dog animal. You’re animals and I know you’re animals. So starting form here, what is your point?
WE EAT DOGS IN MY COUNTRY
Dogs aren’t us. I personally like dogs and don’t believe any living creature should be forced to suffer for any means other than sustanence or clothing or other needs, but they ARE a different animal. I’d eat a dog as quickly as a bovine, no difference.
To this “person”… Author: Kirin
Comment:
Dogs aren’t us. I personally like dogs and don’t believe any living creature should be forced to suffer for any means other than sustanence (by the way that word is actually spelled sustenance) or clothing or other needs, but they ARE a different animal. I’d eat a dog as quickly as a bovine, no difference.
You are disgusting, and I don’t give a fuck what color you are, eating a companion animal is disgusting, why not just eat children? You sick F***er!
Why in god’s name is anyone commenting about this topic in such an infuriating way? If you don’t feel the way about dogs that “white people” do… then just shut the f*** up and keep your opinion to yourselves… this isn’t about what you think… or the horrible way you want to treat your poor dogs… it has nothing to do with you it has to do with white people… hello??? Are you white? Then don’t post a comment. A**holes.
PETA—-People Eating Tasty Animals
Dogs are delicious…ESPECIALLY when they’re hot, broiled, and put on buns. And don’t forget the relish, mustard and catchup to cover their pitiful looks if the cook neglected to remove the, uh, head. You will soon forget their pitiful howls and whimpering before they went onto the broiler when they come out of the oven nice and crispy, and you take that first, tasty, delicious bite.
mmm-mmm-good dog eatin’.
Take a bite with me Mary Margaret.
Maybe you should eat a dick instead you ass hat. Go fuck yourself.
awww, did I offend you Mary Margaret? I’m really sorry. Oh, I would like to invite you for lunch. I will be serving deep fried puppy nuggets, served with roasted parrot on a stick. The talking parrots seem to taste best because they always try to talk you out of putting them in the broiler, and that always give you a little laugh.
I don’t know why you seem so upset Mary Margaret. You white people don’t seem too bothered when people who are not white are starving, killed, or mistreated, yet you care so much about these tasty animals?
Tomorrow I will be serving cat head stew. Care to join me?
You know nothing about me, and who I am and what I care about. At all. Don’t even pretend to.
I work to better the lives of children who are abused by their parents. And I also happen to care about animals that are abused as well. Maybe instead of mocking my feelings you should perhaps do something to make the world a better place, as opposed to a more hateful one. It is easy enough to point the finger at someone because of their race, or any other arbitrary reason… but truthfully I can only form my opinion of you based on the way you talk about eating animals… which I truthfully have no qualm with.
I am not a vegetarian nor do I pretend to be. I just think that it is disgusting to talk about eating something that someone cares about or considers special to them. I would feel the same way if someone talked about eating your young.
Does baby stew sound appealing? Or the head of your infant daughter? Or perhaps the roasted legs of your son? See disgusting. I am not really interested in hurting or upsetting you… really not my goal. But clearly you don’t feel that way. I feel sorry for you.
Oh stuff white people like: putting their pets on the level of people, then get all sensitive if someone says that Fido would make a good doggie cheeseburger if cooked correctly. Mary Margaret, I know enough about you now to state the following: People like you are hypocrites because in one breath you say you care about animals, but in the next breath you say you EAT them also! Let us analyze your above statement, shall we?
Mary Margaret states that she is NOT A vegetarian (which means that she eats ANIMALS…you know…cows, chickens, pigs…all of the farm animals that are slaughtered everyday to feed her face), then Mary Margaret gets all sensitive over CERTAIN animals that do not normally grace her dinner plate (doggies, puppies, cats and parrots to name a few) and equate eating these certain animals is somehow the same as eating children (and I quote her: “Does baby stew sound appealing? Or the head of your infant daughter? Or perhaps the roasted legs of your son?”).
Oh Mary Margaret, hypocrisy fits you well. But I am not going to hold it against you. You are still invited to come over and partake in lunch tomorrow: fried kittens on a stick. Put catsup on them and they taste just like chicken!
I think I will just pray for you… You need it.
I always say grace before I eat those tasty animals.
amen.
@yeah uhh huh:i know what u mean! White folks kill me ( yeah, I said it ). I live in Chicago, and I”ll c a white woman kissing/smooching her dog but wait get this, the bitch ( the woman, not the dog ) gets all tense and defensive when she sees me ( a black male ) approaching! WTF!!
This is so true!! I thought a lady here at work had 3 kids because she talked about them everyday and all day. I finally meet the “kids” and it turns out to be 3 dogs. What a crazy bitch!!!!
I agree that silly people regardless of color who try to put human qualities onto their pets are weird. Dogs are wonderful creatures especially the trained obedient ones. People who don’t tain their dogs can only expect bad behaviour. In the case of a white woman fearful of a black man approaching, who can blame her when statistically as a percentage of the population blacks commit more violent crime by far. Don’t give me that 400 years of subjugation bull either. Poor immigrant people come into this country from places like China, or Korea within one generation are prosperous law abiding citizens, unless they come from black countries of course.
@jimmy jack: “stats show that blacks commit more crimes than whites”! dude, take that shit 2 your right-wing tea parties! i post a comment and u retort with this racist ideology of african americans not being law abiding citizens? Are u fucking kidding me! And ohh, I’m gonna commit a crime against the bitch in broad daylight, in the metropolitan downtown area? Man, stfu u just wanted vent your racist thoughts. There’s a underlying racist element thats going on here with america and affection for dogs. No they aren’t “wonderful” creatures ( dolphins/ants are WONDERful, not dogs ). They’re smelling, carcass eating, feces lounging animals. Nothing more, they just have a little “personality”.
Eddie Powell calls me a racist after refferring to a woman with a dog as a white bitch. Why do you have this double standard? Only a degenerate ghetto ass dog fighting moron would have this approach and lack of understanding of dogs. If you ever watched a hunting dog or a herding dog behave and think and their relationship with their master you would think diferently. Oh I said “think” sorry that was a mistake on my part. By the way “Eddie” read race evolution and behaviour by Dr. Phillippe Rushton.
@jimmy jack: dude, seriously, no matter how much u try 2 justify ( “hunting dogs behave differently” huh!) I will not buy your warped view of reality and what u deem “moral”. Everyone, notice how this guy jack has resorted 2 name calling. i haven’t called him one yet ( refered 2 the woman as a bitch, cause well that was the obvious) but here I am a racist. Lol, its starting 2 become a desperate attempt by ppl like u 2 cry u’re the victim….cause someone doesn’t agree with your ideology. Telling me 2 read “race evolution” c’mon man. U’re not even mature with your reponse. I mean 4real, why do insist on fucking with me? If I am what u think I am ( which is a ghetto, thug ass nigga ) then u should know u’re a coward cause I would knock yo cracker ass the fuck out if u said that in person! There, did I just perpetuate the stereotype for ya!
Silly white person. Only you would think that it is appropriate to put pets on the level of humans. Kissing dogs, letting cats and dogs lick your faces and do not bother to wash your face afterwards, letting pets eat off your kitchen table; it sound like it is you who is a degenerate poor white trash ghetto moron who have a lack of understanding of dogs.
Try watching the Dog Whisperer. He trains ignorant white people, not the pets of these people (and they don’t even realize it).
–Dr. Phillippe Rushton
@ dr. Phillipe: Um, i think u got me confuse with someone else on here bro, I AGREE with u.
I am a vegetarian and own a puppy, and I also am a crisis intervention counselor for rape victims–thank you, PETA, I love your post about these losers who claim to know a thing or two about animal rights, and then only want to save the sort of animals who look nice in her Louis Vuitton purse. They then get defensive and say they are okay with eating meat, but they help little old ladies cross the street. Yeah, Mary Margaret, you’re the better person–someone points out that you’re wrong, you resort to name-calling, and then you get all “better person” and say you’ll pray for him. Pray for yourself, and while you’re at it, become a vegetarian.
My comment was directed at Jimmy Jack, not you Mr. Powell. Please excuse the confusion. –Dr. Phillippe Rushton
damn. everyone is so testy on this website. everytime someone says something that is on this site someone has to comment back with an antagonistic reply. just chill the fuck out.
@Dr.Phillipe Rushton: Lol, hey doc I love how that guy jack uses your work as a reference! Only 2 see that you vehemently disagree with his (and others like him ) warped reality. Thanks doc!
P.E.T.A., I don’t think you understand what Mary Margaret is trying to say.
What I think she means, is that she disaproves of eating an animal while eating said animal would hurt the feelings of another person.
In Canada and America, dogs are PETS, and are accepted into the family. They might not be human and they might not have human-feelings, but they are loyal, affectionate and it’s incredibly easy to get attached. Its easy to love a pet as much as you love a human
family member.
I, for one, would not eat something that I love.. and what Mary Margaret said about eating ‘baby stew’ was a COMPARISON of killing and eating something that is important to you.
It would probably be just as easy to become attached to a cow, or a pig or even a horse, I don’t know, I haven’t really been around many. But if I were to care about said cow, pig or horse, I would not eat it, nor would I let somebody else kill and eat it. It’s not a matter of species, it’s a matter of how the particular animal or species can or does affect a specific person.
Anyways, this is stupid. Why are you debating this on a website about what white people like? This is supposed to be FUNNY. And as a white person, I have to say, I think it’s really funny.
Hi Eddie,
Firstly I have to apologize to you and everyone else that I offended with my obvious racial slurs. I have no excuse but to say to you that I am sorry for that and I was caught at a bad moment because of my passion for good dogs. It is not typical of my responses to most subjects or my behaviour. I am a dog lover and have owned and trained many wonderful companion dogs over the years and it is offensive to me when I read remarks about eating dogs and a lack of understanding of their behaviour. I too find it ridiculous when people try to put human qualities in dogs and dress them up or hold like a clothing accessory, and yes they are animals, but they are also our protectors and loyal companions who will do anything for the ones they care about unlike most people I know. Once again I opologize to you Eddy, on most things I am left wing in my approach. It hit home to me when you refferred to me as a”cracker”god I can’t think of anything worse. I will try to keep my input at a decent level and not resort to anything perceived as demeaning to anyone again. Your acceptance of this apology would be appreciated.
oh K-Nicole, you get it. I was not debating, but Margaret was. I wanted to show the foolishness of her argument. I am glad you see the humor of this.
–the Dept. of People Eating Tasty Animals
PS: All animals taste like chicken when you put catsup on them!
Yes K-Nicole… that is exactly what I mean. Thank you for putting it so eloquently.
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
OMG that is too funny!!
OMG! You guys are so funny! Get a little heated why don’t you. Lighten up everything does taste better with Ketchup. LOL
i like this. if this was on facebook, i would hit the *like* button. i’m vegetarian because i care about animals. and in case it isn’t obvious, i’m white.
I’m not white and I am not a vegatarian, but it’s good to know that some white people DO have a sense of humor.
–the Dept. of People Eating Tasty Animals
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
Autism eh??
YOINK!!
Amazingly WHITE woman proves this post in an episode of COPS – http://www.hulu.com/watch/95320/cops-odd-arrests (starting at 7:10). She refers to the dog as “my daughter.”
Hey, I love cats :-P. Don’t call me a crazy cat-lady (I only have 2, you’re not considered crazy until you get 3). We’re so much cooler than dog-owners anyway. We’re not so insecure that we need our pets to bow to our every beck and call to know our pets love us :-P.
I love dogs, I mean, I really L-O-V-E dogs!!! I love how they gently lay their paws on the small of my back as they insert their big dog meat in my buttcheeks. It makes me feel sooo good. Makes me feel like a woman. hehe, got me blushing like a little school girl just thinking about it. +
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
I love bogs
Buts I hate the bitches
I heard yer momma liek’d dogs.
Darkies only get pitbulls then they treat them like shit and fight them. I guess that’s the only way they see fit to caring for dogs, anything more and they are, “children” to people to do care about them.
Whities only get Golden Retreavers then they treat them like lovers and fuck them. I guess that’s the only way they see fit to loving for dogs, anything more and they are, “signifigant others” to people to do dream about them.
I heard my momma liek’d dogs. And she likez it.
This is hillarious
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com(the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
But I think I have a hernia, can you check it…
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html
Don’t you love white pet owners emphasize the diversity of breeds at the same time they want to create superior dog breeds to prove a point on the best thing about eugenics?
I see plenty of people of all different races treat there dogs in the supposed ‘white person’ manner. And I’ve seen a lot of white people treat their dogs like shit.
I found this little Jack Russell that’d be hit by a car, it was dead. And I rang the council cause it had a tag, but just as I’d finished calling the owner was walking down the street.
He was white, and pretty calm about it all. Cause it was the third pup that year he’d ‘lost’, and he slung it over his shoulder and said his kids would probably be upset, but ‘Fuck it’.
I love my dog, but I’m not over the top with it. Don’t even wash her, cause well the way I see it is. She’s a dog, and cleans herself how she likes. She fucking hates water being thrown on her, so why put her through that shit when she lives outside anyway.
I hate other people(usually white) judging me on that. Dogs aren’t supposed to be shampooed you fucking weirdos.
Dogs aren’t like cats and they don’t groom themselves as clean. You give them a bath so they don’t smell like shit, but I’m sure your so used to your own dog and house smelling like shit that you don’t even notice it anymore.
i don’t know, beige guy. both my dogs are mutts from the spca and they are pretty special little guys. i don’t go to breeders, and purebred dogs often have genetic issues anyway. So don’t front like you know what all us whities want in a dog, right?
how bout this? poor, uneducated people often mistreat their dogs. this could be anyone of any color, and either way they probably need to kill themselves no matter how much melonin they possess.
dude my dog is 9lbs. she dominates at least one boxer every time we go to the dog park. if something goes down, i got her back. When I call her and she comes back like a good dog. dogs are dogs, not toys. i’m a white girl with a chihuahua btw. i trust other dog owners to have trained their dogs before taking them to the dp, like mine is.
I have to agree with this post even if some of you don’t.
I have personally seem some white people get too involved with dogs.
Just two weeks ago a co-worker got married in Canada why?
Because there was a dog show and only the three of them went. None of the family were invited. She doe not eat meat yet she will cook it for her dog and if she is to busy the dog gets McDonald’s or Burger King.
I have a dog and he is treated like one not like a member of the family. It is hard to find a white family that doesn’t own one or more dogs.
Our dog only gets dog food and I hate when I go to some of my white friends homes and see them feeding not only human food but also eating from the table.
It’s a pet people not a human. It is well known that some white people are obcessed with dogs so don’t get angry at this post. Just look around you and maybe you just haven’t noticed it.
…You are disgusting.
Thanks, Jim. 🙂
I had a dog once. Had to shoot it. Seams the damn thing shit on the porch and wasn’t about to quit.
This is SO TRUE! White people love dogs. All my white friends talk about their dogs (and cats) all the livelong day and I just sit there twiddling my thumbs waiting for them to shut the fuck up. And they refer to their dogs as their “children” and occasionally dress them in absurd outfits. And they bring their dogs everywhere. I work at a clothing store and everyday some middle-aged yoga outfit-wearing white lady shows up with some ugly creature on a leash.
The worst are the white girls who carry dogs around in their purses.
well said – my Hoss Monster is my best friend – you hit it on the head – funny!
im white and i hate dogs
I’m a dog and hate whites.
most white people obsessed with dogs are even more pretentious about mutts than any other type, since they’re always rescue dogs which allows them to feel better about it and look down at anybody who would pay for a dog (while other dogs are dying, the usual claim). while this point is usually right, there’s no need to be a douche about it and act like it makes u better than everyone else. i love dogs, and u should bathe them occasionally, (although wet dogs smell pretty awful too) but feeding them people food and letting them on the bed is fucking ridiculous.
first of all, you spelled “seems” wrong…second, its your fault the dog kept going to the bathroom on the porch, you didn’t train him not to obviously. you’re heartless.
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I don’t really agree with most of the entries in this site but this one was DEAD on. I HATE how people are with their stupid dogs. I mean, seriously acupuncture for your freaking dog? Giving Xanax to your dog?
I am absolutely amazed that people haven’t commented on how offended other races would be, if whites were to make statements about colored people. How many darkies does it take to murder a Pit Bull? It takes two. One to forget to feed it and one to blame the other. Just axe them. Duh.
Well, Amanda thanks so very much for correcting my spelling and pointing out my lack of skills in dog training. I would like to remind you of my expert aim in case you have any other smart ass comments.
I’m a white dog.
Do you have any human friends Amanda?
I am white and my dog is sitting on my lap while I am reading this.
Move quick, your dog is about to take a shit.
Amanda seems to be expert help with these matters.
What’s the point of having a pet if you make it live outside?
So it doesn’t shit on the carpet.
I think i am not white, and I have two dogs resting on my foot. Am I part white? or double white.
White people who like dogs say they are more loyal and not cats because if you die your cat will eat you but not the dog. White people who like cats say the dog is not loyal but stupid.
Guess what, who gives a frogs fat ass what cat or dog people say. I say, feed them both to my pet snake and make the world a better place.
American Pit Bull Terriers were America’s dog in WW 1, because they are so great and reliable with kids. How short memories are!
My black 20 year old coworker said, “Don’t you know I have dyslexia? I can’t fill out that form right!”
I said, “Oh Bullsh*t! I know you can write just fine.”
He said, “Yeah, my momma didn’t buy that ADHD sh*t neither. She said I was just lazy.”
Smart mom.
a frogs fat ass????????
Black people love dogs too – but only mean ones like pit bulls that they keep chained to their doghouse and they never pet.
Looking at history one might see why us white folk are so close to dogs.
Looking back, you can see that it was agriculture that allowed us (humans of all races) to finally show some value to the dogs. The dogs had doing well enough without us. But with the development of agriculture we had something to offer in the form of a steady supply of food even during relatively lean times. We were able to establish a mutually beneficial relationship providing them with a steady supply of food while they gave us protection from other humans; protection from other non-human animals; help hunting (they are better at it than we are); and help raising livestock. In colder climates (people living there were of white or asian race) , though, the steady supply of food was more important to dogs than elsewhere and humans also got the benefit of an extra heat source (dogs run hotter than people) at night. Overall it was a pretty fair exchange and everyone directly involved benefited from the arrangement.
There were some less obvious things that came about from this as well. We humans are, as a species, a crafty lot after all. We looked at the way dogs organized their families into a heirarchical society with a lot of rigidity (for efficiency) and mechanisms in place to deviate from the heirarchy (freedom, reorganization, elimination of waste) which we adopted in our own way. We gained from this the concept of tribalism allowing for such things as nations, clans, ethnicities, military order, and many other things that can be good or bad as you choose to call it.
With all of these things (food, security, social organization) in place, we tended to have longer lifespans and more time in an average day to enjoy ourselves and also to think. We had the resources at this point to develop pseudoscience and early technology and religion from which we gained many things including the ability to reshape (breeding) the dogs to better help us in our daily lives. We made the dogs into creatures that can defend our lives and our property. We made the dogs into creatures that can help us hunt with twice the efficiency and almost no personal danger to ourselves. We made dogs into creatures that allow a single farmer or shepherd with two helper dogs to do the work of five unassisted men.
It has been a long time since humans and dogs began their relationship. We’ve gained a lot from each other, but we’ve also lost a little. It’s the white and asian people who’ve had the closest relationships with dogs, though, just because we’ve lived in colder climates. We’ve learned to value each other more. Dogs have had a long time to learn that white and asian people are more likely to give food and hugs. White and asian people are better able to appreciate the warmth of a dog at mdnight when it’s 10 degrees below freezing outside.
It’s also in areas where white and asian people are most common where it is easiest to see the worst of human/canine interaction. The most specialized dogs of Europe and Asia are some seriously nasty chronic medical problems and have natural life spans less than half that of a wild dog. Humans experienced the rule of Facist and Communist systems.
It is the cold weather that has made it this way.
I think that everyone should just be as happy as possible and as kind to other species and each other as possible.
We are after all charged with the stewardship of the earth and all of it’s inhabitants, and that includes dogs.
And I have friends of all colors and backgrounds and their race has no bearing on whether or not they love dogs!
I think that the happier people are with themselves the better they treat everyone else, so perhaps we just need to work harder to make people happier and better adjusted in our mission to protect dogs and other creatures.
Or maybe I am full of crap. But it would be nice in an ideal world if everyone was happy and if dogs were cared for the way they should be. 🙂
You’re stupid.
Some anthropology and human evolution theorists believe that the bringing of dogs into our human world was a trigger in our own evolutionary development. As was stated dogs in our camp gave an early warning alarm against other human or predator encroachment. Dogs gave us an advantage over Neanderthal in hunting. Dogs because of their pack nature evolved in the wild state similarly to northern man, this being the reason they so readily adopt to our lives.
What is sad is that in the last hundred years some of the breeds that northern people developed have become degenerate and lost their ability or instinct that they were bred for. The latter because of breeding these dogs to look a certain way rather than enhancing their original intent. In order to look like they came out of a cookie puncher line breeding or inbreeding has become rampant and all of the genetic diseases from this practice is crippling most modern breeds. It is hard to find good German Shepherds that aren’t displastic, Bulldogs are born from cesarian section, cancer is rampant in boxers. The practice of downsizing or miniturizing dogs is simply a practice of breeding the degenerate runts. These are but just a few examples. In my opinion dog shows for conformation should be outlawed and their sick owners inprisoned.
I give you money out of every paycheck. it’s called welfare
Right on!! a dogs love is unconditional!!
Your only a dog hater until your trapped under a pile of rubble and ol’ Fido comes to your rescue, lets see a human sniff you out. I don’t care if your black,white,yellow,red or brown and neither does Fido
Amen!
a white person can do that do a dog just as well and they hav so dont just call out black ppl
if we are “charged with stewardship” of anything on this planet we have really f-ed that up good. that arrogant attitude is why endangerd species are considered “saved” when we put a male and female in a tiny corner of a zoo. in an ideal world people like you would be weeded out by natural selction 🙂
Gosh that seems like a really mean way to talk to someone. I certainly don’t feel that a species is “saved” when one male and one female is put in a zoo.
That assumes a lot about me and about people who care about animals and the earth, not to mention that you are the one with an arrogant attitude.
I think you and mean people like you should be weeded out by natural selection.
People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA).
Did you know that rescue dogs are particularly delicious right after a strenuous rescue effort. All that exercise tends to make the meat extremely flavorful, especially if you roast ‘fido’ over a nice, hot charcoal fire.
mmm mmm. That’s some gooood eating.
PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)
you are correct Lindsey. Why waste all that exotic, endangered, tasty species in a zoo corner when we can serve them up on a nice, yummy roasted platter with vegatables, rice, and rye bread?
I hear that the more rare the animal, the more delicious it is, if cooked correctly. Natural selection would then become a moot point because after we cook and eat those few endangered species, there will be nothing to select! TADAHH. No problems and a full stomach.
What more could you ask for?
PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals
you know tracey, you may be correct in your assessment. Pit Bulls of black people love to chew on white asses like yours. What makes the pit bulls so mean is that white asses are usually too bony and bland tasting, but there are so many to bite, the pit bulls just get meaner.
I don’t know about Blacks and Pit Bulls or boney white butts, all that I know is my dog only chews on obese Americans “black or White and he is very well fed. I’m thinking of letting him eat “dumb yanks only”but he’d get so fat I’d have to shoot him! Oh and you Yanks don’t have public health care so it might cause an infection pandemic duh!!!
i didnt say i think you should be weeded out, i said you would be if left to nature (an ideal world). gosh honey you seem like the mean one now.
i am not arrogant, im just smarter than you.
Lindsey, if you were so much smarter, please capitalize at the begining of the sentance, all your “I”s and “I’m”s.
You’re NOT arrogant, but you’re definitely looking ignorant.
Hey Drake,
Before you comment on Lindsay’s arrogance and try to correct her spelling or grammatical errors you should know that sentEnce is spelled with an “E”! You Yanks are world leaders that can’t spell. Says alot doesn’t it.
Shh, you cotten headed ninny muggin! She was supposed to pick that up herself!
CottOn with an “o”. Please! Oh yeah sure she was supposed to pick that up.
“a lot” is two words
I love my dogs. They are also better behaved, better looking, and much smarter than all of your snotty nosed ,bratty children.Besides all of that, my dogs could beat your children in a fight or a footrace. Ha !
A true standard in comedy blogging.
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It’s too bad that your dog will not live too far past 14 years old. And those bratty children you’re talking about will be dancing on your dog’s grave for many years after your dog’s demise.
ha!
Lindsey, I like you. Because you say funny stuff.
Your children will die at 12, huffing paint from a plastic bag. Your wife may have saved them, but she will be busy making amateur Canine bukkake films with the neighbors.
I have seen the future. It be what it be, to use the patois of the street….
Dogs 1 , Ugly Brats 0 .
HAHAHAHAHA..correcting all the spelling errors
I have seen people of all races treat their dogs better than their children, and quite frankly it’s annoying. I don’t care how you decide to treat your pet but don’t take it other people’s homes and expect them to get the same treatment. One of my friends had guests who spent the night of out town and brought their dog with them and it peed on their carpet, damaged the couch and scratched up their home.
And there is nothing wrong with dogs living outside; wasn’t that their natural habitat anyways? I personally would not want a pet inside my home and I don’t want them licking my face after licking their balls.
“I don’t want them licking my face after licking their balls.”
They’re thanking you for licking their balls.
HaHA !
Sorry, couldn’t resist, you left it wide open.
It appears #99 (grammer) is taking effect.
Ever thought that the score would be more like:
Dogs 12
Ugly Brats 1
The average person lives approx. 80 years in the US.
The average dog lives approx. 7 years in the US.
I have seen the future and you, dogman, will be crying bitch tears (female dog tears, whatever) in your lifetime for at least 8 dogs, from their birth til their death.
Meanwhile, I will see myself sleeping with your wife, and she will have a nice healthy young man, and he will live under your roof and watch each one of your dogs die, one after another on an average of ten years living cycle) while he lives to be at least 80.
So you see, while you are giving your dogs blowjobs and letting them make canine bukkake all on your face in your basement, I, your wife, and your/my son will be upstairs telling your neighbors that you have bestiality fantasies and warn them about your DOG-MAN love.
you nasty dog lovin’ freak.
ha.
I have never seen an obvious sociopath write such ugly drivel in my life. You Sir are a moron who has never crept out of the depravity of your ignorant citified limited existance. Keep your mind straight by creeping out of your slimey city existence once in a while and observe the world with its animals including mans best friend the dog. You are not a friend obviously to man or beast and deserve to wallow in your depraved limited environment. Limited being the key word. I can only hope that age and maturity will allow you to open your eyes you stupid stupid man.
You guys realize the post isn’t saying “dogs are bad”…it’s just saying (some) white people take it a step farther than is healthy.
Treating a dog as a child is ridiculous, not to mention demeaning to the dog…and yourself.
I do hate little yappers though.
you stupid asswipe. You said nothing to Dogman. You sir, ma’am, or whatever the fuck you are, you should change your name from North of 49 to South by 69 and give your dog a blowjob also.
Ya hypocritical dog lovin’ freak.
ha.
hey North of 49, go down south and 69 your dog…then shut tha fuck up, ya dog blowin freak.
ha.
LMAO
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Dogs are amazing, no i dont dress my dog up or make it sit at the table. In all my 20 years of life ive only ever sat at a table in a house like 20 times, we dont even own a table. We eat from a tray on our lap infront of the tv. And yes my dogs can sleep in our beds if they want. They eat dog food most of the time, but if i have some sausages or bacon ill give em some.
Nothing wrong with liking dogs, and they are part of the family. I never trust people that say they dont like dogs, youve got to be a pretty nasty person to not like dogs. The same as people that say they dont like kids. And people that dont like dogs for religous reasons are just morons.
I know some black people think it makes them more black to make a dog live outside or act exclusively as a guard dog and not a pet. Well thats just a black person being pretentious with their own ethnicity. suckers.
Dogs are amazing, no i dont dress my dog up or make it sit at the table. In all my 20 years of life ive only ever sat at a table in a house like 20 times, we dont even own a table. We eat from a tray on our lap infront of the tv. And yes my dogs can sleep in our beds if they want. They eat dog food most of the time, but if i have some sausages or bacon ill give em some.
Nothing wrong with liking dogs, and they are part of the family. I never trust people that say they dont like dogs, youve got to be a pretty nasty person to not like dogs. The same as people that say they dont like kids. And people that dont like dogs for religous reasons are just morons.
I know some black people think it makes them more black to make a dog live outside or act exclusively as a guard dog and not a pet. Well thats just a black person being pretentious with their own ethnicity. suckers
I found new dog and puppy mattress for my dog, It’s called DogPedic. This mattress is actually made out of memory foam See It Here.
Dude, you forgot the bit about the necessity of adopting dogs from a shelter. Imperative. Remember the grief Obama (All Hail the One) got?!
Surely someone else called you on it, but just in case…
I’m white and I hate dogs.. did I say I hate dogs? Actually I’m ok with them as long as they don’t bark.. but if they bark incessantly then time to cut out their vocal cords.. ugh I guess I really don’t like dogs afterall.
Never, EVER refer to a white person’s dog as a “pet”.
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I was enjoying these comments until a racist circle jerk emerged.
just because YOU like dogs doesn’t mean I have to be ok with your creature jumping on me and barking at me….why do you think people eat dogs…they’re ANIMALS.
That makes no sense, I personally dislike dogs because of the effort in keeping them…and lack of reward…they smell up the joint and are needy. Dogs are not the same as kids..comparing them is insane..unless you’re unable to have a family and your dog is your child…even then, keep it to yourself.
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ya if there is a dog beach in San Diego and only white people show up.
Lol yah I have noticed this unhealthy obsession white people seem to have with dogs. Little do they realize that dogs are gross.
That’s why I have a cat…the Couch Potato’s best friend…it’s born house-broken, cleans itself, and only needs the occasional food and water… it’s kinda like having a mobile houseplant that only moves to get the best possible area to nap and bask in sunlight.
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I hate it how white people allow there dogs to lick their mouths.It’s like when someone rims you and then wants to kiss you.
No raj your a dirty nig.My dog is clean.
Without dogs and white dog lovers, there would be no dog parks…think about THAT.
I hear humans are really so much better then dogs, and there are ALOT (all one word) MOAR of them. BBQ a human today!!!!
I love going to dog parks. I bring my anti-barking device and have a picnic 10 ft. from the park and blast it away. I love watching the dogs go nuts…
My neighbor’s labrador kept digging up my prized rose garden in my back yard, but one day I left out some ground beef with rat poison, and now I have problems no more!
That’s why I love cats.
Hey Todd! I reported you to the National Humane Society. Enjoy jail!
debra, you made me so mad that I kicked this lady’s poodle in front of Nordstrom’s today!!
I did not know that poodles could be kicked so high and long. I blame you for his demise, debra.
You spelled “its” wrong. It was spelled “it’s” like the contraction of it and is. Refer to grammar on the list of likes.
The article-funny. The comments–just plain stupid. So many people understand that this article is meant for a good laugh, but there are so much more who decide to use this website as a way to bash others. If you have a problem with whites or dogs then keep your opinions to yourselves. This was meant for lighthearted joking. And whats the matter with treating dogs with love and respect? If a person has ownership over a companion animal such as a cat or dog, that person should accept all responsibilities: high quality food, training, good health care, grooming upkeep, etc. If you don’t want to take the responsibility of the animal, or if you don’t like the animal, then just plain don’t get one. If people say that dogs are treated better than kids, than maybe that says more about how we raise kids and not the dogs.
I love pit bulls.
Meant to post this in a different conversation.
A dog is basically a retarded wolf.
That’s the sum of it. A dog raised in a domestic setting is stuck permanently in the mind of a puppy. It will never need to be taught how to bring down an elk or go for a trapper’s bollocks; all its food will be handed to it and it will spend all its time dozing, rolling around playing with the other puppies and occasionally doing tricks for Beggin’ Strips. Humans rob a once-proud beast of its pubescence.
Are you all jealous of dogs or something? Hahaha mind your own business if some of us White people love dogs what’s that got to do with you…?
Interesting board. Me, I have a 14 yr old German Shepard that I’ve had since she was 2 months old. She eats from the table and lives outdoors, although she comes in when it’s very cold. When I was coming up in southern, rural, racist VA, back in the 60s, black folks could hardly feed their families much less a pet. (And yes, my father and mother were together, with us 5 kids.) Truth be told: I love my dog Sheba but I love you more! Did Jesus ever preach to love your dog more than you love your neighbor, especially your black neighbor? (My bad, most of you don’t have a black neighbor!) During slavery and Jim-crow yrs, to justify slavery and Jim-Crow laws, whites often referred to blacks as “beast of the field.” So there, perhaps you white folks will get a better understanding of black folks in America. I ain’t hating, just speaking the truth jack, speaking the truth. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeee.
Wow! never thought of all that a dog is used for. But your post is very insightful.. I’ll definitely keep reading
It’s true a lot of people have pets to train themselves before having children. I personally know of a few couples that have done this. In fact, for some of my friends who haven’t been married, raising a pet together is a great way to bond.
AHAHAHA! I’m white, but I guess culture mixes more in New Orleans because I didn’t get these articles until I moved to a primarily white state… It’s all true! Maybe it’s just white culture to be in constant need of love and attention, so they buy dogs to fill the void. The only defense is to say that the dog has feelings and understanding of a person. Maybe I’m closed-minded, but I think anyone who licks their ass and rolls around in anything that smells weird should not be considered as intelligent as people.
Great! I really think that dogs can help to train children in a positive way. interesting part about puppies attracting the opposite sex…
Oh oh…. I am guilty of violating some rules of etiquette mentioned here. Good thing you told me… no wonder my count of white friend is decrease. But with your help, I will be back. Yay!
Hahaha so funny, so true. All of my friends have dogs and elicit all of the above behaviors. I especially love how most dog people assume that because they love their dog, everyone else in the world will love being licked, sniffed or pounced on by their dirty dog and won’t mind its poop lying around everywhere. Disgusting.
I never thought of it that way. People rarely say what is really on their mind and you nailed it.
As a white person, I love feeding my dog left over Ruth’s Chris steak and laughing about poor people.
I found that this product has a mixture of memory and supporting foams which conforms to my dog’s body and his weight. I’m gonna get 1 more for my other dog.
You tell it like it is and that is rare these days!
You must be dead inside, huh? Don’t talk about shit something you know nothing about coon.
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Not to mention they taste delicious too!
Well said, even if some people dont like it, the truth is the truth.
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white people love pretending they can still control sentient beings. Asserting superiority is a great comfort to our white folks
. So you understand how traumatizing the Emancipation Proclamaion was. Dogs are a brief respite from a nightarish world of mutual respect between sentient beings. Look closely next time you see a black lab being pulled along the street by a white family. You will never find a more content white family unit. Unearned superiority completes white people.
are you retarded?
that was directed at Anon
I’d rather my dogs than children precisely because they aren’t children and don’t have to be treated like children. The only “right” I expect for my dogs is that they be allowed to exist: that people who don’t like dogs shouldn’t approach my dogs and then complain that the dogs are there. They don’t sniff or touch people unless invited and they certainly aren’t peeing on them or humping their legs. They are standing beside me behaving and even that is too much for some people.
I have pets for the same reason anyone else has hobbies/interests: I find owning animals (dogs, cats, lizards, rodents, etc) enjoyable, it is something that occupies me when I want to be occupied and I feel like I am doing something I want to be doing. I don’t have them as “practice”, I don’t own them solely for the affection I get from them and I certainly don’t think that they think/feel/live like humans. They eat healthy food and they get healthy exercise and they get the interactions that any social living creature needs, but they do not get carried around like a baby or dragged around by the neck, nor do they have “favourite” foods (only foods that do and don’t agree with their stomachs), shows or music. They, like any animal, are interested in the sounds of their own kind and so do stare at the computer when they hear dogs, but they really can’t be said to be enjoying it so much as being curious.
So this white person does enjoy her dogs, but for completely different reasons than are offered up. I’ll join you in mocking the people who treat their tiny pocket pooches like surrogate babies, but don’t presume that whiteness automatically presupposes that. My dogs are closer to working dogs than anything else, even if their work consists mainly of keeping both myself and themselves active.
I know a lady who is African American who is and believes and lives your article.
This is definitely not just a white people issue. All sorts of people coddle their dogs.
Haha shut up whitey
It amazes me the amount of money and attention is bestowed on their dogs. It’s an animal! You can have affection for an animal but c’mon! Some of these people need to have their head examined.
yes, my better half, & I have a ten-year-old yellow Lab who seems to read the calendar, & upon discovering that it’s Saturday, begs to be taken for a ride in our 1991 GMC Sonoma pickup!
I can agree with you on most of that, Samantha, except for your stating that your dogs “are closer to working dogs than anything else, even if their work consists mainly of keeping both myself and themselves active.” A ‘working dog’ is one that has an actual job, like a service or therapy animal, a dog that is actually used to herd on a farm/ranch, or does some similar job/activity. Unless your dogs perform a specific function other than eating, sleeping and playing with you, they are not working dogs.
Just doing something else that white people like – putting my 2-cents in, since I do own a working dog.
Or… maybe they have a dog because….they like dogs. *gasp*
it’s great how whites are worried about a truck-driving Texan’s carbon footprint but ignore the resources to make their dog’s food, keep the pet comfortable, etc. Not to mention the waste going straight into the groundwater. All told, most dogs have a larger carbon footprint than most cars. For every white child born, factor in at least 5 dogs when estimating lifetime carbon footprint.
The dog is, without a doubt, the sweetest creature on the planet. They serve humans as working dogs, rescue dogs, etc. They are loving and intelligent creatures, not to mention cute, and are always happy to see you when you come home. Always.
People are shit. Go visit any public school and observe for yourself. Too many uneducated dumbasses have children and make babies that they don’t even seem to want or even care about.
Give me dogs anyday. They’re better company than some dysfunctional, asshole human.
OMG, these comments are hilarious. Who is reading this and why? Did you even laugh when you read the og post? Why-are-you-insulting-dogs-they-are-noble-and-selfless-bla-bla-bla… c’mon.
I live in Portland and its like the whitest city west of Boise and white people here love their dogs in a very special self-content, oblivious way, showing them the kind of love and consideration that they would never show to the people of color whose neighborhoods they are gentrifying.
Stuff white people like: replying to hilarious posts with uptight sniffy rebuttals that make them look like total dorks
I agree with you!! I can’t stand dogs. They also assume, with smaller dogs, that you don’t mind them biting you, or if it’s a larger dog, that it’s cute when they’re dog jumps on me (when the dog weighs more than I do )
Sarah-OMY I so agree
Where are all these colossaly retarded white people this blog is consistently crying about?
I don’t know any that exhibit any of these dumb traits to anything like the idiotic degree espoused on this e-rag, and I live around a bunch of goddamn white yuppies.
This stuff is obnoxious and racist, and the “HAR HAR” smug irony with which it is all delivered makes me want to curb stomp the manufacturer of this internet piss.
Your right. I don’t like it when they’re dog jumps on me either. So much for standard English.
@ “Fuck- yourself”. Youre probably the wrong kind of white person. Dont worry these jokes werent designed for you.
Hey Fuck-Yourself:
You ARE the person he’s writing about! HAHAHA
Get over your self Fucky. Its not really rasist, its a blog. Hes not saying he wants a white people verion of the KKK or anything. If you cant laugh at yourself your probally a rude, self rightious person. And I gotta say when you point a finger theres 3 pointing back at you, go chew on that for a while.
@sarah
I dont know who youve been around but if I had a little dog I wouldnt let it even think about bitting anyone. Unfortuantly inexperienced dog owners tend to get small dogs thinking they are “easier” when they would be much better off getting something like a lab thats easy to train. I dont know anyone who thinks a dog jumping on random people is okay.
I’ll admit I let my dog jump on me to say hello, but its only on me and only if I tell him he can. Dogs really are great if you can find someone that has raised theirs properly.
I’m going to college in a few months and I don’t know what I’m gonna do without my dogs…probably frequently go around asking people if I can pet THEIR dogs and freak them out. If this makes me white, I’m okay with that. Whiteness aside, I can’t stand when people get purebred dogs—seriously, just get a shelter dog and stop adding more to the world.
dogs suck and people who love their dogs like children have never had children or have had children who have hated them and moved far away from them so nobody pays attention to them anymore except their dogs who really really like to lick their crotch.
Whatever, FW. You have to write it all down like a delinquent student in a grade school classroom writes his lesson on the classroom chalkboard. It’s your call.
My, full of contradictions aren’t we? First you say that we are all the same race while derisively calling John a mongrel. Then you emphatically imply that you are purely ‘white’. In reality you are nothing more than a ‘Heinz 57’ Euromutt with an overinflated ego…and a woefully poor understanding of history. Being a bunch of larcenous and genocidal parasites is hardly anything to boast about.
It has been said that we tend to sympathize more with those like ourselves. For many people of predominantly ‘white’ extraction humans of other ethnicities are even less worthy of compassion and respect than dogs. Must we conclude then that said ‘whites’ are as emotionally and morally deficient as lower animals themselves?
Living on the East Side of Providence, RI (a place that encompasses all that is white) I’ve run into a lot of this…
“What kind of dog is that?”
“We’re not sure, he/she’s a RESCUE.”
The term ‘rescue’ to me, implies that some sort of risk, effort, or at least personal cost was associated with the acquisition of the pet…when in reality, this white person got it for free at the local shelter and can return it anytime. Its a pretty safe bet that they did not run into a burning building to retrieve the dog, or anything along those lines.
Demonstrate your empathy with zero effort/cost – Get a ‘rescue’ dog and raise your status among white people today!!!
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA You have the audacity to call WHITE PEOPLE racist as you sit here and type this contradiction? You cannot possibly be for real. If you are playing into this shit, you are more the problem than a solution. Racism goes both ways, toots, what part of that is so hard to understand?? I am not a racist but I show prejudice against those racist and BLATANTLY racist towards me and other people that have never done a damn thing to you. You’re the one making this issue come back to life. For the love of God, where did you get your “education”? I will NOT sit around and be condemned and ridiculed for what SOME white people did near 200 yrs ago. And it wasn’t all white people either, I’m Irish, my heritage had NOTHING to do w/ any of that slavery shit and how dare you still use this card when there are FAR more NON RACIAL people out there than racists and here we are trying to close that door for a better world for all and people like you are trying your hardest to re-open it and you should be ashamed of yourselves. To call yourself a woman is an insult to our sex, I demand you stop it until you can be a HEALTHY representative of women everywhere. Geezus, the ego in here is just insane. How in the world did YOU ever get a column? I am not a racist, but moderately would be against you if it didn’t go against everything I believe in. Thanks for pigeon holing everyone into the same category she who wants to be treated fairly. You are a walking contradiction and everything you write is proof of that. I feel sorry for those who suffer your ignorance willingly-I only read this because my very BLACK and very AWESOME BFF sent it to me as our “joke email of the day”. A tradition of ours. To encompass the belief that all white people are lesser and racist just shows how much you have not progressed w/ the rest our societies. Last I check the slaves were free’d, you should do the same w/ that chip on your shoulder.
you are a man of many words.
You’re pretty ignorant. I actually WORK (volunteer) at a rescue and we give dogs away for free. That would be stupid. Then they can just be taken to a research site and sold for testing. Shows how much you don’t know.
You are full of shit zoo York. White people are no longer the predominant racist group. Black people are the most racist and I have been a lot of places amigo
Thank You: Great Society, for closing all the mental institutions.
Fuck Whitey will immolate, or impale or otherwise dispatch an unknown number of stray dogs, [cat person?] before finally getting Medevil on a token white person [mulatto?] but then really going to town on his own racial-ethnic group. That is, if he hasn’t already started.
This guy is an idiot.
see #14 and #89 and then let your outrage fly. I (am NORWEGIAN you silly Irish WTH) think this is hilarious. Completely off the mark because of course my fully fledged dog-children are just as entertaining as my friend’s human-children stories and infinitely more interesting and truer than anyone acting like their cats qualify for the same level of conversation. And that, in and of it self, is equally as funny as this is.
(which reminds me of the time that my dad was introduced to a black man because they both shared being ‘Norwegian’. There should be on the a list the ‘Euro-White exclusivity conjecture’. That could be entertaining.)
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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Thank you for explaining this. I always struggled to understand why people are so very close to their dogs. I respect dogs like any other animal but i don’t like them as pets.
I’ve asked this question (and many others) a couple of times before only to be met by accusations of racism and ignorance. The way you answered this question without hostility has helped understand this culture more. I grew up in a solely non white community bt then suddenly had to live in a predominant white culture. i love to learn more about their cultures and some behaviours, but am sometimes scared of being viewed as racist or ignorant, which is never a problem with other non white cultures.
Thanks again.
So Freaking TRUE! Only white americans love their dogs this much!!!
And a lot of blacks (especially the under-educated and disenfranchised) like to own and fight pitbulls. Which is disgusting, cruel and illegal. I’ll trust a dog spoiler over one of these sociopaths any day of the week.
Try learning to spell. If you spell like you talk, people, white or black will think you’re ignorant.
Then tell me why Michael Vic’s dogs, when they were rescued by a no-kill shelter in California were incredibly shy and shaking with fear. Does that strike you as aggressive? A friend of mine adopted a pit bred for fighting, and under his watch the dog quickly became docile and friendly. You should do some actual research before spreading these lies about the breed.
Why would they let their dogs play with an out of control aggressive dog? You’re probably one of those owners who just lets his dog run wild in the dog park and think it’s funny when he antagonizes other dogs. You have no respect for yourself so that’s how you treat others, classic dumbass bully.
White people love pitbulls more than black people do nowadays. especially these liberal “urban hippie” types who are into dubstep and wear Air Force Ones and 59-50 hats with tie-dye shirts and patchwork pants. It improves your social status even more so if you talk about or do actually breed them. And if you own one or more pitbulls and sell weed, you’re a potential competitor for White Person of the Year.
I think anybody raising a particular breed, white or black, of dog to be fashionable is a tool. Especially a dog breed that has come under scrutiny and needs to be vindicated. People are being really selfish with these dogs. A dog needs a home, love, and feeding, that’s all. They posess a loyalty unequaled by any species, especially humans and this should be admired and cherished.
Or asshole of the year, depending how you look at it. These are living creatures with feelings.
Black People Enjoy:
Double parking
Littering
Small bags of dorritos, cheetos etc.
Honking at houses when giving rides
Chewing loudly with mouth open
Lugies
Yelling and swearing on cell phone while in public places
Mcdonalds
Fake Tint
Putting expensive rims on junkers
Suv’s and big gas guzzling cars
Wearing a lot of cheap cologne
Big baggy clothes that don’t fit
Plumber’s crack
Acting half your age
Being late
Steppin’
Burlington Coat Factory
Five-finger-discount
Spliffs
Laughing like Earny on Sesame St.
Complaining about pay at jobs that only offer minimum wage
40’s
Thinking ripple is classy
Shouting
Spending money like a drunken sailor
Double-checking cheap takeout by opening box in front of guy at register
Arguing with Asians who don’t speak English
White t-shirts
Pacifiers for adults
Pit bulls
Being afraid of dogs, including miniatures (Snousers, Poodles, Jack Russels)
Menthols
Lollipops
Mens jewelry
booboo’s what your goin’ with here? I’m white and I own two large breed dogs. There was a black couple walking their pug yesterday on my block.
You should do a little research before writing. And a little thinking would be good too. It costs around $100.00 to rescue a dog or cat to cover shots, neutering and the cost of sheltering these animals. Most shelters are not a ‘no kill’ so the animal is being rescued in that they otherwise would be euthenized within a short period of time. Not to mention they are being given a home and a family instead of a cage. Aside of all that, what people (white or black) are referring to when they say ‘rescue’ is that the animal was rescued by the shelter they got it from, not them.
There is a lot of effort produced in caring for these dogs by they’re owners and a lot of cost and sometimes sacrifice goes into paying there vet bills which can sometimes run into the thousands of dollars. To say that this is zero effort is really a slap in the face to people who make the coscientious decision of getting an animal from a shelter instead of a pet store or breeder.
‘It’s a pretty safe bet’ that you’re ignorant when it comes to a lot of other subjects and being constantly proven wrong by others. You really should look outside of your little bubble every once in a while.
Yeah, we need more hatred in this world.
Yes an animal that craves love an attention as well as giving love with no condition and absolute loyalty sucks. Sure an animal who wants to do nothing but please his owner and would protect him or her with his life shouldn’t be treated like family. Yes a dog who has saved his owner from being burned alive in his own house by waking him up is obviously only there to lick his crotch. Yes a police dog who shields his partner against bullets that kill him is worthless. Sure dogs who herd, hunt, rescue, lead the blind, provide therapy for institutionalized people are all just worthless.
You’re a real piece of work. Why don’t you keep your bullshit to yourself, because you’re the one who sucks and provides nothing but hot air. Why don’t you go blow yourself (i.e. lick your crotch)
Geez people the Author of this article is white and its a funny commentary its a joke. Come on give the guy a break.
Dude shut the hell up. The only reason you love dogs so much is you obviously can’t get a girl.
Like I said before SHUT THE HELL UP and go get a girl!!
I’m married you idiot. How many girls do you ‘get?’
White People Enjoy:
Double parking in grass.
Littering
Small bags of dorritos, cheetos etc.
Honking at trailers when giving rides
Chewing loudly with mouth open
Lugies
Yelling and swearing on cell phone while in public places
Getting beat up by their children
Mcdonalds
No Tint
Putting cheap rims on junkers
Pick up trucks and big gas guzzling tractors
Wearing a lot of cheap cologne
Too tight clothes that don’t fit
Plumber’s crack
Acting half your age
Being late
Honky Tonk
Burlington Coat Factory
Five-finger-discount
Snuff
Laughing like Earny on Sesame St.
Complaining about pay at jobs that only offer minimum wage
Budweiser
Thinking mayonaise is classy
Shouting
Borrowing money like a drunken sailor
Double-checking cheap takeout by opening box in front of guy at register
Arguing with Asians who don’t speak English
Dirty white t-shirts
Pacifiers for adults
Hound dogs
Being afraid of dogs, including miniatures (Snousers, Poodles, Jack Russels)
Menthols
Lollipops
Womens jewelry
Hey Will,
Littering… really? Also, some of the things you said is stupid…
I think you meant to say some of the things you said are stupid, not ‘is’.
Ben likes using other people’s identity to write un-original drivel. Write you’re own drivel Benny.
A couple years ago, I had a cute little beagal named Snoopy but he was hit by my car. 😦
I was leaving to go to store to get some doggie food while Snoopy was playing with my neighbors kids. I guess he was trying to catch me before I left because he ran from my neighbors yard and behind my Jeep and I HIT HIM!!!!!!. OMG, I was mortified!!! I didn’t even see him! I heard Kimmie scream while I was backing up and then I felt a bump. My heart sank, I jump out the car hysterically and saw little my baby lying there in agonie. In my haste to get out the truck, I put it in neutral and not park. Before I realized what was happening, it had started to drift and before I could stop it, it had rolled over his little body……….
I never talk about this because it hurts so bad. 😦
That was three years ago and I feel it is time to get another little doggie but it is still a scary thought. I don’t want another doggie to loose his life at my hands. Maybe I am being over dramatic. Me and Kim have gotten over it, I think. What do you think guys? What would be a good time to move on? I think I am done mourning my baby, is three years to long though?
Thanks guys for reading.
@Will lets see, I’m white so I am going to critique your list:
X – Double Parking on Grass: Never done it.
X – Littering: Hate It
O – Small Bags of Doritos: Um if its there and I am hungry.
X – Honking at Trailers: Don’t do it.
X – Chewing with mouth open: Hate it, Don’t do it.
X – Lougies: Don’t Love them.
X – Yelling on Cell Phone in Public: Hate It.
X – Getting Beat up by children: wrong again.
O – McDonalds: Yeah I love McD’s!
X – No Tint: I don’t love no tint…..I like tint.
X – Cheap Rims on Junker: Wrong again
X – Pickup Trucks and Gas Guzzlers: Hate em
X – Wearing cheap cologne: Nope don’t really wear cologne
X – Too tight clothes – wrong.
X – Plumbers crack: nope not me
O – Acting half your age: nothing wrong with this
O – Being late: I am late a lot.
X – Honky Tonk: Hate it
O – Burlington Coat Factory: Never been
X – 5 finger discount: Nope
X – Snuff: Hate it
X – Laughing like Ernie on Sesame St: Nope; Ernie Rocks Tho
X – Complaining about pay at jobs that earn…..huh?
X – Budweiser: Hate it! With a passion!
X – Thinking Mayo is classy: I do like mayo but classy wtf?
O – Shouting: Sometimes so I will give you this one..for pity
X – Borrowing money like a drunken sailor: Ask Obama
X – Checking cheap take out: Wrong
X – Arguing with Asian’s: my wife is Asian.
X – Dirty T-shirts: nope hate dirty clothes.
X – Pacifiers for adults: wtf where do you hang out?
O – Hound dogs: I do love dogs
X – Being afraid of dogs…: I own a miniature schnauzer
X – Menthol’s: Dont smoke and Hate em
X – Lollipops: nope don’t like candy.
X – Women’s Jewelery: Waste of money
You got 7 out of 36:
Congrats it appears that you know absolutely jack squat about white people. You also obviously failed to read most of this blog because the writers here do know white folk pretty good……you fail……..try again!
@Will
Please note you received a freebie with Burlington Coat Factory which should be an X……So your score is actually 6 out of 36……but I will let your score stand because I pity your awful insight.
Anthony, this list was not written by me but someone with the handle ‘Ben’. In response to my original list, which was a comedic reply to a full list of stuff white people like. I came up with a list of what inner city black people like based on observations I have from living in the city for twenty years. Ben got upset, re-titled the list and submitted it under my handle. Pretty underhanded and I might add, pretty stupid because, although some of these things, rednecks might share in common, the pacifier reference and a few other, clearly black inner city cultural observations, belong in my original list and not his plagiarized, mutilated one.
dogs and white people go back to the ice age, the white man domesticated the wolf and had him as a companion, this is why most dogs like white people an the other way round, they have a spiritual link with wolfs very tribal, this mite also explain why dogs hate black people lol
Stop bitching Will, you little cry baby. My list of what white people likes were taken from years of observations at my visits to the trailer parks. That also includes the pacifier.
Go fuck yourself dude!
Try using your own name Benny. First of all why would I e-mail myself that last rant of yours. And why would anybody believe that it’s me telling myself to fuck off. I don’t know what’s funnier, this blog or your stupidity (not to mention un-originality, oh and spelling issues).
ps. You don’t like what I write, don’t read it. It’s just a stupid blog not social commentary.
This is another type of white people you speak of. That is more like red neck type. This site is more about city white folk.
will denham loves dogs so much because they give him so much anal satisfaction when the wife is not around. While you’re out letting Fido ride your rump roast willie boy, some non-white dude has been riding your wife!!
beeeotch.
(PS: this is just a stupid blog and not a social commentary, so if you don’t like what I write, don’t read it!)
Try sucking my cock will! Look dude, your the one bitching and moaning about “use your own name”. Grow some balls and use your name right bitch, maybe, just maybe, I will allow you to use it again. Til then, go fuck yourself and like it!
I’m not gay benny, you should solicit someone else when it comes to that. Why don’t you ‘grow some balls’ and use your own name when commenting. You can say whatever you want about me but nothing will change the fact that you have the vocabulary of a nine year old and don’t have one original bone in your body.
Hey you’re the one mentioning anal and dogs in the same sentence, sounds like you have a bestiality fetish.
Once again, I didn’t write this. A guy named Ben did. He’s using my handle. And I agree, red necks and inner city blacks have much in common.
By the way its not ‘a social commentary’ as you so stupidly mis-quoted me it was ‘social commentary’. They offer basic adult education classes down at your local community college.
I think I’ll give myself a blowjob, just like my dog fido does every night.
Yes that’s a good idea Ben. Why don’t you blow yourself instead of using other people’s names when posting. Who the hell names their dog fido anyway? Maybe you should stick to a medium you’re more comfortable with, like bathroom stall graffiti.
‘Some of the things you said IS stupid…’ Learn to speak before you write Ben. Maybe people would take you more seriously. And maybe you could get that GED you’ve always wanted.
Hey Will, get fucked by your dog fido, that is the only bitch you will be able to fuck anyways. Jackwagon!
I don’t know who Mike J. is, but it looks like you’ve decided to use his name as well. Why do you hide behind other people’s identity? I must say I agree with Mike and Will, that you’re an idiot, with nothing original to say. You obviously can’t win in a battle of wits with Will, so why don’t you just hang it up? You’re only making yourself look like more of a dumbass with every post.
Oh, and since you keep bringing sex into this, speaking for myself and most women, we don’t have it with immature foul mouthed morons like you. You probably still live with mommy.
You have no integrity. OK, you’re mad at the world because you were raised in a trailer park. It doesn’t give you an excuse not to man-up and use your own name?
Fido, that’s the best you’ve got. There are no Fidos, and you’re sexual fantasys involving dogs are kind of disturbing. I guess when women avoid you that much your choices start to narrow.
that’s why i love pussies…..pussy cats that is!! They are so soft and I love to hear them MEOW oh so loudly when i stick my one inch dick in their asses!!
The way to tell when Ben the idiot is making comments with my name should be obvious. His posts contain sexually retarded gibberish or beastiality references. My posts don’t. His posts look like they were written by either a naive twelve year old boy or an illiterate/mentally disabled adult living with his parents. Mine, while disagreeable to some, don’t fit this category.
By the way, Ben, or whoever you are. The only thing you seem to be able to talk in detail about is having sex with defenseless animals. Sounds like you’ve been there. Kinda’ sick when you think about it.
Looks like Ben turned tail and ran. Too bad, it was getting funny reading your posts, absolutely skewering this guy with his own ammo. Good job at defending yourself. Nobody should get away anything as low as using someone elses name or handle when posting. I wonder how many identities this idiot’s stolen in the past.
You’re sick (not Will) and you need help. I don’t know if you were abused and that’s why you type crap like this or if you’re a sexual predator in the making. I know you’re not Will because I’ve read his posts. They’re clear, articulate and don’t contain needless, immature profanity. Oh and they’re also original. YOU ARE NOT IN HIS LEAGUE.
Yeah, exactly. Sounds like Ben’s been F’d up the poopshoot a few-too-many times and now he likes taking it out on his pets. Should call the APA on this asshole. If I ever caught him raping an animal He’d suffer big time. I’m 6’2” and a couple bills and I don’t suffer fools like Ben.
Me run???? HA, never! I was busy doing Mike and fake Wills mom in a hot grannies gone wild love session. As for you two lovers, Kieth and Mick, you can eat a fat one too. Is that an insult for you two???? Nah, you eat each others little ones every night.
All of ya’ll can eat it!!! I ain’t going anywhere!
Harley Blower, mind your own business before you get F’d up the poopshooter sucka!
Hi ya Benny, no I won’t mind my own business. As long as I see you doing posts with someone elses name I’ll keep commenting on them. Which is pretty easy, because the most idiotic and sick posts are being written by your dumbass.
By the way, since you’re soo f’in stupid it’s pathetic, Keith and Mick I’m almost positive is a reference to Keith Richards and Mick Jagger, two guys who’ve gotten more pussy in one week than you will ever see in a lifetime. I guess I probably have to mention due to the fact you’ve been living in you’re mom’s basement so long you don’t know what’s going on out there, the band the Rolling Stones. In other words, the guy posting is probably a STONES FAN. God you’re such an absolute moron. When did you dropout? 3rd grade?
So now Ben wants to have gay sex with someone posting. I don’t know if it’s a good thing, but at least he’s moved on from animals to humans. I guess he’s just gay. Here that Ben. YOU’RE JUST GAY. That’s alright, we can’t fault you for wanting to have sex with the biker guy. Somethin’ tells me he’s not gay though. You better check with him first Ben.
Ha! Harley’s Blower, get a life loser. I guess you have to live your life thru my words on a blog site, and you call me a loser! You and your butt buddy Mike J need to get your heads out of each others butts and mind your manners. It’s not nice to mess with the likes of me. By the time I am finished with you tough girl, you will be sucking your thumb and crying for momma. Here is an idea for you deep troat Blower, you and your lovers Mick, Keith, Mike and anyone else with an opinion can go get F’ked! And tell them that I told you fruitcake.
Mike J, Mikie, Mikie, Mikie, I will just smack the stupid outta you. Put your face to the computer screen sucka, come and see what surprise I have for you. Santa got something in his stocking for you chump, its big, white and ready to get shoved in your big nosey mouth! Watch it punk, by the time I am finished with you, you will love me!
Here’s what we know about Ben so far:
He’s stone cold stupid, like dumb as a post
He likes using other people’s names when posting because he doesn’t have the nads to use his own, even though it’s obvious that it’s his dumbass.
He can’t spell, lives in his mom’s basement, and uses his bus pass to get to the public library to use they’re computer.
He likes to have sex with small animals. Probably thinks it makes his dick look bigger.
He wants to have gay sex with a biker.
He thinks grandmas are sexy.
He really wants to get his junk worked on by every male who posts.
Funny that he never mentions women when it comes to sex. Probably because he doesn’t do to well with the ladies. No money, a bus pass instead of a car no education, living with your mom, and acting like a ten year old tends to put women off. Maybe if Ben ever got laid he’d stop being such a tool. But then again, as the saying goes, once a tool, always a tool.
I don’t have anything personal with you dude, just been reading a little of what’s going on here, and I just wanna drop some helpful advice. I read Will’s list and it’s pretty harmless, looks like he’s just playin’ the dozens a little. Some of it’s even kinda funny, so you should stop takin’ it so personal.
You should also check out some basic adult education courses. This ain’t an insult man, just the way it is. I used to spell like you and had a sorry vocab. But a brother doesn’t need to go through life acting the fool. You just play into folks hands this way and end up sellin’ drugs on the corner or workin’ at Micky D’s.
I’m tellin’ ya’ it’s easy as shit, and there’s a lot of free money out there for a brother lookin’ to get educated (feel me, grants and shit). But honestly man, I’m just tryin’ to help, because you’re comin’ across like the fool here and these guys are just toyin’ with your ass. Just wise up dude it ain’t that hard.
Jesus, dude you still don’t know who Mick and Keith are? They just told your stupid ass. I almost feel sorry for you. How many times were you held back? You can get a GED, it’s not hard. Maybe you take the ASVAB and get into basic. You’d have a job, insurance, you could pay for any illigitamate children. The military is looking for people like you: Dumb, misdirected, naive, easily influenced, and a lot of pent up aggression. You might have a little problem with there policy on gays in the military but just try to keep that under your hat. Remember when the recruiter asks if you’re gay, JUST SAY NO. However much it hurts. You can still find somebody to be gay with in secret. Just don’t get caught.
Oh, and you can get an education through the GI bill, so it’s a win-win, big boy!
Sorry ‘Lazy’ I liked your’s so much I accidently copied your ID when posting that last one. I just wanted to tell Benny that it’s Deep Throat and not ‘Deep Troat’. Spelling Benny Spelling.
God that’s hilarious. I don’t think Ben realizes that every time he opens his mouth he steps into deeper dooty. I feel sorry for him. Do you think he enjoys getting picked on? I’m a psyche major and learned that sometimes children and unpopular students will get so much negative attention that they crave it later in life. I don’t know if I should be laughing at this guy, because he’s so pathetic. Maybe if just one girl liked him he would stop being such a girl repellant.
Problem is, he likes guys. And he jsut can’t come to terms with it. He’s a closet homosexual.
Heres what we know about me so far:
I am stone cold stupid, like dumb as a post
I likes using other people’s names when posting because I don’t have the nads to use my own, even though it’s obvious that it’s my dumbass.
I can’t spell, lives in my mom’s basement, and uses my bus pass to get to the public library to use they’re computer.
I like to have sex with small animals. It makes my dick look bigger.
I want to have gay sex with a biker.
I think grandmas are sexy.
I really wants to get my junk worked on by every male who posts.
Funny that I never mentions women when it comes to sex. Probably because I don’t do to well with the ladies. No money, a bus pass instead of a car no education, living with my mom, and acting like a ten year old tends to put women off. Maybe if I ever got laid I’d stop being such a tool. But then again, as the saying goes, once a tool, always a tool.
Gee, thanks lazy. I am going to take you up on your advise and try to join the military. I hope my weight won’t hold me back, I weigh 450lbs, all from mommys good cooking. I am glad you understand me.
Who is who on this crazy sight. Will is Lazy, Ben is Will, Will is Will who is Ben who is Lazy who is…., whatever. This is stupid, grow up kiddies.
It started with a friendly back and forth with me and Ben and then Ben started using my name to post crap that I never wrote.
Then other people started chiming in: Mike, Lazy etc. Don’t know any of these people but they sure are being entertained by Ben.
Ben got mad at these people too and is retaliating by using their names when posting. That’s what has made this whole thing so confusing. If you look closely at these posts though, it’s pretty obvious when Ben is authoring them and not the actual person ie. Mike, Harley etc.
I think, at this point they’re just enjoying leading this guy around by the tail, seeing what kinda stupid stuff he’s going to write next.
You’re right that this is getting a little childish. I should probably bail.
I am really pissed how my name has been crapped on. I’ll quit while I am behind…
I am such an idiot trying to defend my name SWPL…
Someone just kick me in the ass!!!
Ben did you ride the short bus to school?
Ben’s MO once again using SOMEONE ELSES NAME. You can see by the poor spelling though that it’s not me. Ben’s illiteracy always catches up with him.
Dude (Ben) give it up you’re just a loser.
Dude, they have programs in the military to shed pounds. They need people Ben. You should really consider it. Come on man, you don’t wanna’ be overweight livin’ in mom’s basement, actin’ the fool and being rediculed for it. Get a life brotha’.
This last one was Lazy and not Mike J. Just wanted to prove a point dude. Anyone can post with someone elses name. Pull the fruit pie outa’ your mouth and do some push ups, tighten up your grammer and if your young enough, you might just make it.
This is Ben folks. I’m joining the cause to out Ben. It’s pretty easy, just look for responses to his posts that seem like they were written by a ten year old. You sound gross Ben, my girlfriends would be steering clear of your wide ass. I don’t know why you’re taking pride in your weight. And your mother should be more concerned.
Your at risk for diabetes, high blood pressure, heart attack and girls never wanting to get near you.
Someone should kick yours Ben. It’s big enough,hahaha, don’t think they could miss. Sweetie, you can’t write your way out of a paper bag. Me and my girls would get you nice and hard and then roll you for all your cash, then roll you again on your back, like a defenseless turtle. Maybe then we’d tickle you and blow a few hits in your fat face,hee,hee,hee. Your funny Benny boy.
Your name (Ben) is getting crapped on. Why don’t you use your bus pass to go on down to the un-bank and cash your state check. What they take out like 10% right. That much less to spend on gay porn and twinkies. But when your not paying rent (mom’s basement) that’ll make up for it.
Man, Ben can’t even take friendly advise. What’s wrong with this guy? He really knows how to alienate. I bet he was unpopular in high school and anywhere else he drags his fat ass.
Fat and gay. Not a good combo Ben.
OMG I’m f’ing pissing myself. Especially the turtle part. I could just imagine. You’re funny girl.
Dude (Ben) I am sorry for being such a f’king dummy. I am just so use to being bullied in school and having cool kids take my lunch money. When you started making me look like the ass that I am, I couldn’t take it anymore. I started making up people on this site to battle you because you are too good! Like I said earlier, I am about to quit before you embarrass me anymore.
Yes losing weight is obviously one of the best experience you can have..
Is this in response to Ben letting us know he ways around four bills. Is he one of these guys who can’t exit their room anymore, he’s so big? If so I starting to feel more sorry for him than anything.
I’m not in High School Ben and no one has taken my lunch money. I provide my own food and am not overferfed by ‘my moms’. Apparently it took Ben till’ four in the morning to craft that one.
I started writing with someone elses name back on page 53 of this shit. I can’t come up much original shit because my mind don’t fit that much words in my head, feel me. So i go ahead and uses other motherfuckers names who are spoutin’ shit. Man was that an apostrophe back there. I should be congratualatin’ my ass on some serious fuckin’ grammar. So if you say somethin’ contraries to this serious shit I be layin’ down expects to get YOUR name used on one of my next posts. Regardlessless if it looks like me writin’ the shit or you actin’ crazy and postin’ angry bullshit to yourself, I’s still gonna use YOUR name sucka’. So fuck all y’all and have nice day ayight, peace out,
Ben
He’s finally lost it folks.
Wow, did I just have another moment? I did, I think I need to take my medication because I am talking silly again, no, as usual. I am sorry Ben, I was told that when I was three weeks old, my crack whore mother dropped me on my head, I hit the floor and bounced back into her arms. It was pretty cool from what I heard. That also explains my flat spot in my head. I am cursed with moments of temporary stupidity, and I am apologizing for my past episodes as well as the ones that I will have in the future.
Ben, this obviously yours, why do you have to hide behind other people’s name so much? It’s clear that the actual person wouldn’t be writing the kind of unintelligible BS. I’d say you need a girlfriend but who would be interested in a loser lilke you?
Hey, Kathy, ease up. Do you think he (Ben) just might be mildly retarded. He might not know how to work the computer properly.
Hi, Liz. Good point. I weighed in earlier (pg 57) about Ben having been an unpopular student and craving negative attention, but never considered the fact that there maybe some latent retardation going on here. He may be what Pshyciatrists refer to as non-syndromic or mildly retarded.
Possibly too, from beatings received in high-school due to his lack of social skills. Or the two could be linked. He’s an interesting case study, I think I’ll include him in my thesis.
Poor Ben.
Ben is funny. What name do you think he’ll use next when posting. It’s probably between Mike J. and Harley. And will probably include some homosexual inclinations on his part.
Does this answer your question?
You should have seen that Eddie. Generally he uses the last persons name who posted. Because BEN is afraid to use his own name. Aren’t you BEN.
I’d be afraid to use my own name as well if I wrote as poorly as BEN.
Eddie, I’m sure BEN doesn’t realize you’re using a psudeonym. VH fan myself.
Well he is mildly retarted.
Hey Harley, eat it!!! The loser is you, you and your many monikers.
Moniker, I’m impressed BEN, that’s a big word for you BEN. Kinda hypocritical of you to accuse someone of having many monikers when you hide behind a slew of names yourself. Should Mike J. be your moniker BEN?
Ben is such a sleazeball, he’s talking about false names! You’ve got to be f’in’ kiddin’ me. That’s all he does is use false names. Is he that f’in’ dense!
He’s projecting. Even the mildly retarted can do this. He doesn’t respect himself for doing something so he accuses others of doing it to get himself off the hook. In the long run this never works because deep down inside people like Ben know the real truth.
My name is Ben I’m a small male in my twenties with almost a high school education. I’m interested in Men. I like the leather bar, biker type. I enjoy long walks, cry during romantic movies, and like to snuggle. I’m a bottom with kind of a small member, and have experimented with animals. If you’re interested, please post on this page and we can go from there. I’m new to this, having just come out of the closet recently, so be gentle.
Hey Ben, you sound like my kind of guy!
I’ve been looking for love in all the wrong places..
Lookin’ for love in too many dog faces…
Tryin to get them to their dog tongues…
To bite me and lick me…I know it was wrong…
I am such a stupid fucking texan cracker who needs some good doggie style lovin!! I wanna be your dog, Ben.
Please?
Congradulations, BEN, looks like you got a keeper there.
That was your mom Mike, that is her name when she walks the streets looking for a “hot date”!
Why would it be Mike’s mom, when it was clear Ben was trolling for men? Why won’t Ben accept it and just be his gay self and everything will be fine?
Ben is gay but in denial. He needs to pretend he’s straight by making immature sexual jokes, but deep down inside, Ben is really just looking for a partner. He’s a classic confused and closited gay male desperate to come out.
Congradulations Ben on ‘Gregalicious’!
Thanks KS!
It’s wonderful to see Ben found somebody.
Homophobia should not be promoted here or anywhere else. Leave BEN alone. If this young man, BEN, is attempting to come out of the closet, you guys should be supporting him and not sending this sarcastic patronizing vitriole. Coming out of the closet and proclaiming ones homosexuality is probably the bravest act one can perform. Good for you BEN!
BEN, remember when you were a kid and you used to blow bubbles in the tub?
Yeah, why.
I just saw him down at the bus stop.
OMG! If you don’t like dogs I don’t know whats the matter with you!
Ben likes don’t like dogs, Ben likes dick.
I betchya Benny sucks a mean one.
I can suck a mean one too, just ask Ben! He told me so!
Sounds like Ben and Mike should get a room. Unless Ben is Mike. Then he could go f himself I guess.
Most white people who aren’t rednecks and live in cities like CATS. Seriously, the overwhelming majority of Cat owners in the US are white. Black folk and latinos detest Cats which makes since because these people come from uncultured backgrounds and want a pet that’s submissive to them.
Don’t get Ben goin’ on cats, it gets pretty weird. Sexually weird.
I can’t deny that this post 100% describes my relationship with my dog. Cheers.
Hey- I found the dog article- thanks a lot, not your best work (the dog article really belongs on stuffblackpeopledontlike.com) but still good.
The “Entertainment” link was terrible and hilarious XD
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America is anti-poor, what appears to be institutionalized racism tends to be largely unintentional; furthermore, as you can properly use words such as “heterogeneous”, you seem to have done just fine. The vast majority of white people are also forced to rely on the public school system. I am white and I have dyslexia and ADHD, my school systems special education system was woefully inadequate. I also have a mother that had to raise me on her own working at times three jobs due to my deadbeat dad. My school system and everyone else involved (except my family) thought lowly of me due to my learning disabilities. I persevered however and worked my ass of to prove everyone wrong. There is no hand that cannot be turned onto a winning one with perseverance, claiming otherwise or blaming others for an unfair start is defeatist and lazy.
Uuummmmm…..I have a Puggle. He has a leather jacket with a skull on it. He’s a fuckin bad-ass. He likes to roll with me in my Subaru (ULTRA white mobile) when my and my family (I have 2 children too. I dress them in clothes too) when we make our weekend trek to the local Farmers Market. I also have 2 outside cats. I got them ALL (yes, even the puggle) from a local no-kill shelter (no-kills are also verrrrrry big with whiteys). God, I’m sooooo white I’m gonna listen to some indie music on my iPod and throw a hot latte in my lap to punish myself. Eh, who am I kidding, I’ll just take another Xanax. White people love their Xanax 🙂 almost as much as they love their dogs and their gifted children……
3 dogs 2 whippets & 1 mini dachshund , only we got the dogs when the kids left school, so we are in training to be grand-parents, plus one of the Whippets loves to watch the Greyhound Racing on the TV.
White folks love affair with fido can be extremely annoying. My wife and I recently moved from philly to winston Salem and the apartment building I live in is dog friendly. The building has four levels each with a balcony or patio if you are on the first floor, and I promise every white tenant on first floor has at least two dogs. One tenant, a white female in her 50’s has three, a shaggy white one, a tall black one and a short haired medium sized terrier looking dog.
This women has turned the space surrounding her patio on either side into her dogs own personal roaming space -seemingly unbotherd by complex management, and designated by small dollar store type fencing. She let’s these noisely little bastards into the yard periodically and God forbid your are trying to take a nap on an off day or during the weekend and forget to put in your ear plugs as these little f’ers bark at any and everything that moves. It dosent help that all bed room windows are directly above and to the side of her unit.
Recently a younger with guy and his girlfriend moved into a vacant unit on same floor and who would have guessed but they as well have two dogs though not as noisy. One night as I returned from a fast food chain, I parked in the rear of my building. With bag in one hand a drinks in the other I proceeded to open the metal door leading to stairwell and to my surprise out pops this skinny white chic and her black shelter rescue looking dog who was quick to give me a verbal warning with a forward charge should my intentions be that of ill will towards his unrestraining master.
Needless to say I like dogs as well but there has to be a line drawn for that love especially when living around other people.
Love my dogs…treat them like kids… it is the unconditional love and the fun of watching the crazy things that they do that is the main attraction… I am pale white so go figure… I would never not have a dog, they are ingrained in my lifestyle. Oh, by the way, we take them on vacation with us. Not because we want them there so much, but worry about them staying in kennels. I don’t feel like that is fair to them. I personally can’t understand why it is a “white” thing though. I don’t believe that the reason is very clear. Maybe I am so white that it went over my head.
I’m quite white and hate dogs with a passion. Needy, loud, smelly, obnoxious creatures and their dogs aren’t much better.
Everyfuckingbody loves dogs
I think that most non-Western descendants (note the operative word–most) do not share the same love for dogs because it derives from such a source of privilege that mainly white people enjoy. Because there IS such a racial divide whether one chooses to acknowledge it or not, the way people of color (not just black…my friends from Sri Lanka, Ghana, Nigeria, Iran, Malaysia, Singapore, India, Iraq, Korea, China etc. don’t understand this dog thing either) view life is entirely different. A dog does not get the treatment of a human. Why? Because most of us are not willing to spend excess time/resources for a dog while there are still people who do not have basic rights (i.e. rights to food etc.). For many of us, comfort is not a given let alone safety (even in the U.S. the worries that I, as a woman of color, will have when raising children of color will be quite different and much more devastating than a white woman will have regarding the safety of her children. The only people who will negate this are either white or privileged (notice how the two often correlate, but I differentiated since they aren’t mutually inclusive)). We will not spend time and energy focusing on fair treatment of animals (e.g. PETA) when that time and money could be spent on bettering the lives of our children (or at least other human beings).
I, personally, am not moved by the argument of “worrying” about putting a dog in a kennel out of fairness because there are MILLIONS of people still in need of fair treatment. I don’t treat my dogs like children because they aren’t children, and a dog’s value is no where near equivalent to a human’s value let a lone a child’s. Why? Because you leash a dog….the dog sits at home and waits for you to return home before it can go for a walk to empty its bowls/bladder….if you go into a restaurant, the dog must remain outside on it’s leash until you are ready to return. I don’t see how that treatment is comparable to the way I’d treat a human being. Then again, if we look at Western culture’s history of treatment of other human beings, then perhaps the argument of a dog being like a person/child would make sense. Of course, if you treat your dog the same way you treat your children then I either feel really sorry for your children or you’ve proven my point about the source of privilege affiliated with the excessive love of dogs. I have a dog and I love my dog. However, I realize that the relationship between me and my dog is inherently unequal (refer to my comments about leashing etc.), and because I believe in equality between people I can’t possibly compare the relationship/love I have for my dog to the love/relationship I’d have with ANY human being.
I like cats, and I’m black. Your point has been disproven you ignorant jackass. I’m not going to waste my time dissecting the unacceptable atrociousness that comes from the use “uncultured” here. In the future, refrain from using absolutes because your point becomes completely invalid as soon as an exception is presented.
I’m giving myself a reality check by acknowledging that you have a right to be ignorant just as I have a right to be pissed off by your ignorance. But, since you can only control your actions and not my reaction to it, I suppose that the only person I’m hurting right now is myself. I can’t change you, but thank God I’m in a position to influence the thinking of future generations although I’m merely 20. I pray that I don’t encounter too many people like you…God grant me the Serenity…
I just wanted to comment that while there is some validity to what you’re saying, segregation didn’t end until 1964 (i.e. one generation ago). That means that slavery didn’t occur 200 years ago….it lasted for OVER 200 years. I just think that you should have good facts before going on a rant. Also, I acknowledge that it’s not your responsibility to take responsibility for the wrong doings of other white people. Nevertheless, it does not take much effort to realize why black people still have a “chip” on our shoulders. Perhaps if we spent more time listening to each other’s perspectives instead of attacking each other, making blanketed statements (e.g. “all white people are racist” or “this society has progressed and there’s no racism here”) and ignoring our own faults we would be able to solve these issues…
yes!
This describes every single middler-uppler-class white person I ever met in college, especially the kind that hung out in vegetarian restaurants and drank PBR at dive bars.
Or as regular patrons of said dive bar called them, “bars.”
Yup, it’s because you’re so white. I’m just kidding. But honestly when this blogger guy says “white” what I’m taking it as is “privileged 1st world dweller”. There is absolutely nothing wrong with loving your dog-and almost everybody around the world does. It’s when you start to treat that dog as if it were human (buying it clothes, customizing those dog bowls, checking it into doggy-hotels) where there is a divide. If you’ve ever experienced/seen true adversity first hand there’s no way you would do those things. If you walk out of your house everyday and see children begging in the street you are not going to parade your dog around in a sweater. Not saying all white people treat their dogs like children- most don’t… it just is something limited to the privileged who are not confronted with poverty on a daily bases.
There is no valid point from this guy as it applies to my situation. Circa 15 years ago, my 1st love bought me a pitbull terrier bred on Colby/Snooty bloodlines. At first, after receiving this dog, I saw her as an over fed Beagle…..too busy sniffing the chalk lines on the rec field next to my house, while eating me out of house and home.
2 years later, while my girl, dog, and I walk through the alley to my mom’s house, we encounter a rottie and a lab quickly approaching us, my “beagle,” quickly goes to work and dispatches those menacing canines. Ever since that point, she asserted her self as Queen Bee. Once, in 1998, my bedroom door opened during a push through draft via my front door being opened at 2 am in the morning. I thought nothing of it, but 10 minutes later, I heard my grandmother making weird noises, she was in a room across the hall, so, I let the dog out and she went to work on the rapist trying to violate her. Needles to say, when she was done, and the Baltimore City Police finally showed up (45 minutes which is early for them) that guy had no use of his left arm.
By now, you are thinking I am a pitbull owner who prides myself on aggressiveness, however, the words above were set up to prove it otherwise…….at right around the 6 year point of my dog’s life, while smoking pot and playing Nintendo 64 with my brother, my front door was flung open, and the neighbor’s autistic child ran in crying (his bus dropped him off even though his guardians weren’t home) if anyone ran in the house with my dog there, that would be their ass; however, she jumped off the couch, sniffed the boy, then jumped backed on my lap, we calmed the boy down by letting him play the Nintendo, but the weirdest thing was this……..by the end of rush hour, when his family came home to claim the boy, my “terrible,” pitbull was laying on that autistic boy’s lap growing at his family in protection of a 5 year old home intruder. Ever since that moment, I had a deeper love and understanding of and for my dog. It did not stem from being white, it stemmed from her obvious intelligence to differentiate an intruder from a helpless child.
Her name was Sadie, I called her Sadie Hawkins…….she was born April 01, 1998. She was put down on June 22, 2012. She was a game bred and tested Colby/Snooty pitbull with Peterbuilt thrown in as a kicker.
Not only did she fulfil my expectations of a dog, she surpassed them. As I write this, I am still heart broken with tears in my eyes. No one on this fucking board can say I am overly sensitive because I will counter with the following: I am a mother fucking fire fighter in the city of Baltimore City, MD…..I have seen everything from burned bodies, half steamed but alive babies, people who were shot and stabbed, and anything/everything that folks from white people like don’t see daily. But I do. And, I am White/Spanish/with a tad bit of Puerto Rican……and yet I love my recently passed dog more so than that douche bag bitch who wrote the blog through his racist hands via his racist mind. Hey assholes…..Hispanic people love their dogs, too!!!!!!!
I agree with you. I supposed the white people that the post is refering to are those Americans who have no exposure to the other places around the planet. They have no clues that how starving other people are.
I am Chinese and I had dogs and cats, but that’s about it, I didn’t treat them as my fellow human beings nor did I put up ridiculous clothes on them, they get the dish leftovers for food and have to fend themselves with other feral animals they might encounter. They are working animals for catching rodents, repelling porcupines. I like them, but definitely not at the level of white people.
My dad once killed our family dog to feed those beggars on streets, they were people on the verge of death and I supposed that dog did his job by saving several humans alive… Americans would never understand that part either. Not to mention, dogs were considered food as well in China, and the feral dogs running around had been caused hundreds cases of death.
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What the hell man… He was talking about a sub-culture of white society, no where does it mention “Hispanics don’t love their dogs as well.”
So, you are a fire fighter and Hispanic
you forgot to mention you’re a fucking retard
you write a nice warm story that just ends up with “I’ll cut you homes, I love my dog more then you do, racist, I’m tough!”
Man we have all lost a pet we cared for deeply, no need to be a bitch about it online though.
Why dont we talk about whst black people like? This is a disgusting darcadtic racist post and its not only white people that can be racist.
Please don’t use RETARD in a negative way. Mental handicapped people are God’s Angels on Earth. The person that you are describing is nowhere near being angelic. He’s just mean and cruel.
I love this piece. These people do not understand sarcasm. Chris Rock can talk about white people. And black poeple. Because he is black. Hello, the author of this blog appears to be white. Why can’t he say these things? They are funny because they are true. And if they are not funny because they are not true: fine. He’s wrong. No reason to start a holy war. Jeez. People that get offended over this blog probably get mad if you respond “your mom”. No, moron, they don’t mean your actual mom, but rather the phrase kinda means “none of your business” or “up yours”. Up yours doesnt acually mean i want to stick something….well you get it.
And by the way. Hell yes I still use the term “retard”. But duhhhh not toward a person that is mentally handicapped. That would be rude and discriminatory. But rather toward people who ACT in dangerous/dumb ways or ways that are contrary to their and everyone else’s self-interest. Often while driving. Thank you.
Ask Michael Vick how black folk treat their dogs
THis is an interestiing article. I had a dog as a child and it was nice but we always knew it was a dog. Nobody in our family or neighborhood called it our baby or treated it like a human. THis was in the 60’s and 70’s. I believe this phonominum you refer to is a more mordern thing. I remember in the 80’s when my friends started having their own families and noticed what this article is talking about. All this attention to the pets it was actually shocking to me. If someone got a dog it was like they just had a new baby and would talk about its health, activities etc. . I love dogs and have respect for their loyaly and intellegence and will alway treat them well. I guess my point is is that white people have not always acted like this.
LOL TOO FUNNY & TOO TRUE…Guess with their parents strung out on drugs or in jail, they never really could understand unconditional love.
sir we do have puppies to offer free because we have run short of finances to continue keeping it and we do take it as a member o our family
you know what is funny? im white and i live in manhattan lol…i dont find that i actually fall into these sterotypes…aside from liking dogs and Asian broads…i match with nothing else
I think they mean White liberals lol…not white conservatives lol
haha so true, in Bulgaria, we treat dogs as working tools, and if there are too many stray dogs which is dangerous to people, we shot them. They are just as simple as animal, why make them so special is really beyond me.
White people like to have sex with dogs…and children…and inanimate objects. That’s definitely true.
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White people have jobs and money to spend on dogs while the minority’s can’t afford to feed their kids without welfare. LOL white people rock.
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You know what? I find this really offensive! I am white and I feel really attacked here. And the funny thing is: I never ever in my life said anything bad about black people or discriminated them and I cheered when Obama became president. But I hear so much black people talk about racism etc., and racism is a really bad thing, but then why is it oke for black people to make fun of us white people? I can’t help that I’m white! You are doing the same thing now to white people what they once did to you and if you do this, white people and black people will never be totally one, which they should be! And then the separation will never be really dissolved!
And yes, I love dogs, why is this such a bad thing? My dog gives me comfort and makes me feel less alone where people so often disappoint me.. My dog never disappoints me and is always there for me.. You may find that stupid but it helps me, my dog helps me feel better, what the hell is wrong with that? I don’t judge about what makes other people feel better! And yes, I hate Michael Vick for torturing and killing those dogs and I always will..I would have hated him in an equal way if he had been white…I hope it is not true that black people are oblivious to cruelty towards dogs as I read here,..cause if you can condone such cruelty, then you must be really coldhearted!! If I’m a white dumbass because I care and I am sensitive, then I’d rather be a white dumbass.
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White people actually know how to take care of and raise something, be it human or animal. I understand the confusion this must cause since blacks do not know how to raise anything, other than future gang members and homicide statistics.
White people love dogs because they have bred them to be everything they always wanted from non-whites.
Black people don’t treat dogs like white people do. White people treat dogs better then how some of the black kids are living in the hood. Black people use dogs are guarding their houses and usually will not allow dogs inside. How a person treats a dog tells you a lot about how they were raised and treated growing up. Plus, black people can’t afford expensive pure breed dogs. They don’t have money like white people do to buy food, toys, crates, dog training school, and vets. They can barely feed their kids so there’s another reason why. White people don’t give a fuck bc they have money. When you have money you buy whatever you want just to do it
Also, here’s a good list of what black people like:
Food Stamps and welfare (any gov. assistance)
Watermelon
Kool aid
Fried Chicken
Beating the hell out of their women
Spending their welfare money at the nail salon.
Weed
Rims that cost more then their cars
Oversized clothes
Sagging
Robbing people
BET
Obama
Wigs
Cocoa butter
Reusable frying grease for their hair
Crack
Fat white girls
Unknown children
Aids
Michael Jordan shoe and Fubus
Fucking other guys while they are in prison(but claims they are not gay)
I COULD NAME A MILLION OTHER THINGS, BUT HERE SOME OF THE THINGS THEY HATE:
Jobs
White people and anyone who is doing better then them. Pretty much the whole world
Paying taxes
Police
Dogs
Education
Rednecks
Being broke
Black girls
Republicans
Africans
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There have been multiple experiment done that have in fact proved dogs not only have instinct and simply emotions like happy and sad, but also most complex emotions like guilt, jealousy, and other things. There is also a whole television network called DogTV that will stimulate your dog so he will watch while you are preoccupied or just leaving them alone awhile. Anyone who is going to have a dog and treat it any less than a family member doesn’t really want the dog anyway. They are not inanimate objects obviously. I would hope that more people than just “stereotypical white people” would treat their dogs well and spend time with them.
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…..just to say something. People who love dogs, or any animal, to such a degree shows one that such kind of people have never received love greater than that of an animal or dog. Also, dogs are incapable of talking and higher levels of expression …maybe if they could tak they would tell the owners what they really thought. People who treat animals in this way do NOT allow the animals to be naturally what they are. Instead, they manipulate the creatures in the images they themselves are manipulated to believe which is why many white americans do not KNOW black people, but read about them and watch them in shows without ever getting to really know in the LIVING. However, white people are not the same outside of america. Poor people anywhere in the world treat dogs like dogs and are FORCED to understand that when u poor, u learn about REAL love most of the time. Black people in the US better watch out though…..cause they might become ‘white’ to be ‘equal’ with whites. There were mant things that were not ‘black’ ten years ago where jaheim, carl thomas….was a man. Now people trying to give up booty for some dollaz and black people also starting the dogs stuff. In the end it comes down to RIGHT and WRONG….RICH and POOR. I received the greatest human love from the poorest people whi gave me what DOLLAZ can neva buy filling me with memories and experiences that transformed my life…so for me ….a dog …is just a dog.
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I live in McKinney, TX which is one of the top towns in the U.S. My apt. complex is about 35 percent blacks. I have a dog and most of the blacks are afraid of my 30 lb friendly beagle. I just got on the elevator and a woman with 5 kids said, “I’m afraid of dogs” even though my dog was wagging her tail. What’s up? Why are blacks so afraid of friendly dogs? It’s very strange.
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As opposed to black people, who like betting on dogs being torn up in fights, and abandoning them on the street…..yes, I can see the difference.
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I am not sure I agree. Unfortunately, Canada’s big cities (and increasingly the American ones – especially if governed by Liberals) are placing more and more restrictions on dog owners; breed-banning legislations, access restrictions in parks, cafés and shops, slapping dog owner’s with ever increasing dog taxes…
white people have sex with dogs too
White people in general tend to be a bit crazy. As for Martine, piss off you racist you-know-what. At least WE don’t kiss and have sex with mutts the way you Whites do. You are a degenerate race who think you are better than any other on the planet, canine-craze kooks all.
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You made some great points here. And this is coming from a white person! I’ve felt like I was the only white person who just doesn’t get why other people make such a big deal out of dogs. I, personally, have always been deadly terrified of them, big or small. Actually, I can hear my very typical, suburban snob neighbors making stupid noises to their dog in their front yard and it’s so obnoxious! And yes, I totally agree about dogs only loving their owner because they are food sources. Dogs will be head over heels for literally anyone within a second of meeting them. I prefer cats because you have to earn their love and trust.
Many of them have dog for sex! Or attract opposite sex & compliments. Those who dont have dog will get tattoos to get attention. White people like attention just like any other race. Black and brown people like having fancy cars, luis vuitton & jewellery bling blings to also get attention and stand out in the ghetto as “made it”. I believe we all humans and attention is party of living life to the fullest.
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Taking care of animals is a humane practice. We take care of animals because in our society they can’t take care of themselves. Dogs respond to kindness. If you treat them with care and kindness they react and respond with friendly behavior if you kick them or treat them brutishly and meanly they will respond in like manner and avoid you you out of fear
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Who comes up with this crap? Black people prefer monkeys, right?
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,… .. . and, what do black people like, to place bets on dog fights, or aren’t they just as stupid as the white people inside your fat ass head?
Of course, I love dogs. Can’t help it – I’m a white woman. I like dog’s more than people – I like humanity – it’s the people I have a problem with.
In France there is a law which punish you if you don’t help dogs.
There’s another law which punish you if you help migrants.
In.any cases, they usually help both… but lawfully speaking if you see a dog starving and a migrant starving close roto each other, you’ll get punish for not helping the dog then be punished if you feed the migrant.
Italy’s good that most of laws like this are not respected lol
“More there is law, more there is criminals.” Confucius
I like the large stinky in heat bloody dogs nice calm laid back not yappy large mutts intact unspayed mutts
I also like unspayed cats.
White people do like little yappy pussy lickers
Theirs a few breeds of small to medium size female dogs I like.
My dogs not my kid it’s also not my girlfriend closer to it though then I think to myself what if women were more like large female mutts.
I enjoy watching those zoo/farm sex video clips manly of the guys fucking female animals I don’t know why but I do it looks pretty damn good I find it more interesting than human on human porn video clips I don’t even know if half that shit is real.
I wouldn’t wear the ASPCA old orange shirt because their words are fauls that your the voice for the animals is bullshit
When your voice gets those young animals spayed and neutered your their voice
People need that done more than those four legged animals
You wanna treat your children like dogs you better get to it and get their balls cut out and ovaries cut out as you do your young puppies you wanna treat as a child your their voice
Some female animals do like having kittens and puppies of their own you know but that voice takes that away from them some white people’s old brainwashed backwards ways of dealing with their dogs pretty low
When the guys fucking a horse or cow pussy and it starts to piss-cum why don’t they just keep on screwing while its dripping out and keep pounding the pussy
Now when women piss-cum the guys keep on pounding that pissy cum pussy i wonder why maybe it’s the smell or something I’m not sure I’ll just have to study it more i guess
I figured their dicks up in a big pisshole anyways so what’s it gonna matter a little piss on the dick from what I’ve watched on the internet that shits probably all fake anyways
I’ve talked to people about that fake shit
What’s the difference on fucking those or fucking a gay man’s ass he calls his asspussy
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Any of you savages ever eat a dog? I have only eaten a pussy,
White people treat dogs better than their own kids. I knew a white woman who was divorced and lazy. She lived off her husband and refused to get a job. Then lived off of his alimony. She had a disgusting dog she spoiled and spent astronomical vet bills on. Meanwhile her kids? Mom couldn’t afford college for them. Mom could have spent credit cards on them because divorced husband still paid for them. But her dog was her kids now.
She’s why I can’t stand dogs and dog parents.
WP like dogs more than Black humans. If you want to see WP squirm, show them video of an innocent Black person being shot 61 times by police. If you want to see them scream and rise out of their chairs in rage, show them a video of a puppy being abused
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