Most studies on the topic of divorce, focus in on the obvious. For instance the median age of divorce for white men is 30.5 and 29 for women. This is usually around the time when white people further over analyze their lives and look for change, even if some of the stuff that they accomplished, like having good credit, a high paying job, or the ability to purchase a hybrid car are things that people from other ethnicities would love to have.
Another key factor of divorce is children. On average people who divorce, do so when their children are between the ages of 7-10. Before the birth of their first child, white people like to spend thousands of dollars on books that tell them how to raise children So instead of simply letting their child watch Hannah Montana or work on their jump-shot, they will take them on weird activities suggested by some over educated individual with a PhD or force them to read a book that is meant for a 9th grader. This often leads to white children hating their parents especially when they don’t live up to their expectations.
While all of these are 87% true very little is spoken of the positive reasons on why white people divorce. Look at the sets of jobs below
Job Set A
marriage counselor
family therapist
lawyer
Job Set B
wedding planner
caterer
80s DJ
photographer
videographer
There is basically a large sector of white workers with arts majors, that would otherwise be unemployed were it not for the high rate of divorce. So just like the love of lawyers, getting divorced is a way to give back to the community. Not getting divorced would have same effect as pulling Shell out of Nigeria or call centers out of India. People would be on the street and a civil war would break out.
The list in Job Set A deals with the actual act of divorce. Married couples like to go to lawyers, counselors and therapist before, during, and after a marriage. There really is no need to pay $300 an hour to talk to someone who has read a lot of eastern European authors, but Hollywood has done a great job of popularizing this profession, and as mentioned above, there is a charitable aspect to this as well.
The list in Job Set B deals with weddings. First of all white people love throwing weddings, and if the first wedding did not go according to plan or if a close friend’s wedding had clever invitations, better desert or a samba band, then the act of the divorce serves as gateway to give it another shot. Secondly many white people in their late teens / early 20s make the mistake of taking film or photography in college. Since Hollywood can not employ everyone, the wedding industry is the one field that allows all these poor arts majors to pay for their rent and their first divorce later
Happy Day after Valentines Everyone
Stuff White People Like 
right on, fuck expensive weddings. i hope what this post is suggesting is true… that only rich white people and white people who aspire to be rich actually care about having big weddings. although i’m not sure, it might be bullshit like the rest of this site. for example look at indian weddings! oh well if it is true maybe i can convince my girlfriend that she’s been brainwashed by the white man.
you forgot about expensive hand printed wedding invitations made by white folks for anyone who has the coin for something not picked out of a three-ring binder…
#69
“Knowing What Minorities Think of Them. . .”
This is not true at all!
Yea, my husband and I did marriage counseling for a while… and we did have a couple sessions with a well respected family therapist (recommended by several of our friends)… but we are NOT using a high priced attorney. We are filing our own divorce papers! As for high-piced wedding #2 … God help me if I ever decide to drop that rock on my foot again!
Great site – love it all!
this is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read all day
I’ll help you out with some new posts
#69: Racist Jokes (especially white jokes)
#70: Reading What Ethnicities Think About White People
#71: Chris Rock
#72: Respecting Other Cultures (see Pelosi weaing abbiya)
#73: Learning A Foreign Language
#74: Talking Like Black People
#75: Country Clubs
#76: Black People Who Always Smile
#77: Tiger Woods
I’ve read your whole site and you guys are geniuses. You’re forgetting an important thing white people like though…
Supposed health benefits.
You know what I’m talking about.
You won’t be a good blogger until you learn to use punctuation and grammar correctly, no matter your skin color.
I like how the rate of divorce is much higher among poor people and southerners.
What this blog is basically implying is that white people are a well educated, highly civilzed, cultured, sophisticated people. I like it. Eat your heart out Jerry Springer!
Here’s one:
How about White people claiming some sort of distant non-white ancestry? You wouldn’t believe how many one-sixtyfourth Cherokees I know.
I suppose we’d be better off if, like black people, we never bothered to get married in the first place and our wage-earning men never took care of our kids at all.
This site is freaking hilarious! 🙂
I don’t want to offend the writer of this piece on white people, but do you actually KNOW any white people? I can’t tell if you are trying to be funny, or you just didn’t do your homework. I hope anyone reading this piece realizes that I am a white female and hardly recognize my own race in this article. If this was tongue in cheek, I do apologize. (tongue in cheek, for non-whites means not to take this seriously) It makes the white race sound like idiots. Its a wonder how we’ve managed all these years…
I’m ashamed of myself. Out of the almost seventy things that white people are supposed to enjoy, I like only five or six. I guess I must not be white.
I feel like Navin Johnson in ‘The Jerk’ — “I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi…” You know the rest.
Damn Listen about Whitey.
Stuff White People Like —
-Wanting to understand blogs that they don’t get
-Commenting on blogs
-Wondering why a blog about white people includes several posts about things that they don’t like (common reactions – “Am I still White?!” or “This post is so terrible! I don’t even like that, and I’m White!!”)
-Overthinkin it in general
Funny stuff!
What about spending money on “romantic” stuff? Flowers, cards, candies…isn’t that very white?
Brilliant.
Oh, and we like tea as well.
According to the latest government figures, African American couples are divorcing at a higher rate than either whites or Hispanics. The divorce rate for Blacks currently stands at 12 percent. This compares to 10 percent of white couples divorcing each year and 7 percent of Hispanic couples.
Agree with you Hugh Jorgan, it needs to discover how to link to it’s sources as well.
It’s great that it is dedicating so much of it’s life to the discovery of white folk. It further proves the envy that blacks have for whites and their jealousy of them. What we’ve known for generations.
Envy is an emotion that occurs when a person lacks another’s superior quality, achievement, or possession and either desires it or wishes that the other lacked it.
I’m white, I’m married, I drive a hybrid, I have good credit, and you could have most of these things too if you weren’t so caught up on the color of skin. It will hold you back for the rest of your life, and I will forever be ahead of you because of it. So keep on with it, it only helps me.
Can you imagine the furor if there was a blog, “What Black People Like?” There would be outrage!
As for this question: Black men, so often, don’t get married. They knock up a few women and feel no remorse – whatsoever – about leaving without a trace. I work in a social agency that must deal daily with the ramifications of this. And yes, it’s a largely black phenomenon. It’s what Bill Cosby has been talking about – taking responsibility.
But again – I can’t believe this blog. Any, “What Black People Like,” blog that is so full of stereotypes, like this blog is about whites (can you imagine: Fried Chicken anyone? Watermelon?) would be considered over-the-top racist — and rightfully so. Just like this blog.
this isn’t a black blog – this is an asian blog – this blogger is asian. many folks assume this blogger is black I think, but they’re not. they’re asian and they live in Los Angeles, California.
One of the best things about this not-racist blog is that it brings out the funny from real racists – good stuff – I got to experience some of this same kind of fun on my site – I never imagined I’d be called a nigger once, let alone many times – God bless the Internet
Apparently not ALL white people love irony….ha!
Your blog is amazing and so very, very spot on.
I’m white. This blog makes me feel guilty — about feeling guilty.
Oprah Winfrey makes me feel good.
You know what’s awesome? When they hear about an arranged marriage and start saying how they last longer than traditional marriages and assume that the person who has to know everything about Yoga and spicy food can enlighten them on why this is. Bonus points when they tell you that would solve the divorce rate problem. Maybe it will be the new Asian home remedy for marriage, force people to marry someone because there is dowry at stake. That’s awesome.
How do you make an Asian blind?
Put a windshield in fronrt of them……
This reads like an angry Asian male column of dudes who could not get with the whiite gal….perhaps begatting Va-tech style action.
I’m not exactly sure if this only applies to white people, I’m black and I know plenty of black people that did the exact same thing.. but It was interesting.
Half these comments will be removed by morning….what happened to “diversity of opinion”? Wait, blogger way too white…..
Man, people need to chill. Some of you are taking this site too seriously. I think this blog is suppose to be humorous with a bit of satire…its pretty hilarious. If you read all the posts/entries you will notice the bloggers are describing a particular kind of white person; the type that don’t usually get targeted by humorists ( i.e. liberal “yuppies”, hipsters, etc. ). Since I consider myself pretty liberal I know all too many who are described in this blog ( not only white people and myself included ) and many would not like being made fun of in this fashion because they often tend to take things/themselves too seriously, and I think thats part of the point of this blog. Also, since I’m Mexican I wouldn’t mind a similar site ( with the same sense of humor as this site ) based on my ethnicity because flipping sterotypes on their head for a meaningful discussion should always be welcomed.
This blog title is misleading: what you are in fact referring to and mocking is a certain subsection of white people in North America (mainly the US and to a lesser extent the non-Francophone parts of Canada), who are liberal/left-wing poseurs with above average incomes.
Most whites in the UK (where I am from) are nothing like that! Indeed, many whites from America itself are nothing like the whites you mock here. Moreover, whites from the non-anglophone world would hardly recognise any of the stereotypes you portray here. Talk about ethnocentric!
I suspect you are an Angry Asian Male (AAM) who has been brought up and educated among upper-middle class whites, subjected to their patronising behaviour and seen most of “your” fellow Asian women hook up with white men. This blog is your way of expressing your anger and getting some measure of revenge against the whites who have bothered you for so long. It’s funny and all, but please remember the target of your lampooning is a very narrow sub-section of the Caucasian race as a whole.
Oh, and Asians can be just as funny and weird too.
Ahhh. Now I get it. The blogger is Asian. Probably hates seeing all those interracial White Male/Asian Female couples, while you rarely see it the other way around.
Many people are missing the point of this blog. It is meant to poke fun at the image of the average white American progressive/liberal type – you know, the Birkenstock-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving vegetarian art student with a large trust fund (ie. my cousin who lives in California.)
I suppose the people who are offended are the kind of white people the blog effectively skewers.
I am white and originally from the Seattle area and at least 90% of these blog posts are hilariously true about either me, my family, or our neighbors. Great job! Keep it up!!
(and I read all the archives)
Back in the 50s when white people watched TV in black and white, they did not divorce. I blame color!
Stuff white people like:
Trying to figure out “what’s wrong” with someone by reading into a blog.
Telling other people how to manage their feelings.
Saying “that’s not me or my family or my friends” when it is.
Another thing my fellow whites like: road trips, whether with friends (when younger) or family (when older), seeing crappy tourist traps and going to amusement parks, etc.
Stephanie #39 wrote:
“Another thing my fellow whites like: road trips, whether with friends (when younger) or family (when older), seeing crappy tourist traps and going to amusement parks, etc.”
Come and work in Asia as I have been doing for the last 11 years and you will see that MILLIONS of Asians (Chinese, HKers, Taiwanese, Koreans, Japanese) do these exact same things!!!
Jesus, have any of you idiots ever seen how crowded Tokyo or Hong Kong Disneyland is ANY TIME OF THE YEAR? Those places are packed, and 99% of the people there are ASIANS.
There is nothing you can accuse white people of that Asians don’t do in spades as well.
But don’t let my protestations stop your envy and hatred of white people… you Western-born and educated Asians are the biggest hypocrits in the world!
Very funny. I’m white and all that. No divorce but many of my friends have been there, too.
Some of these comments are, well, not so funny. Shrink, anyone?
getting divorced is a way to give back to the community
Well, I was never much of a communitarian in the first place.
– Elinor Dashwood, mother of five (four of them taxpayers and one a soon-to-be-deployed Marine!) and about to celebrate Cacciaguida’s and my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary
I’m in agreement with many of the comments above: after reading these posts I believe the author/s are educated Asian-Americans, not skilled in math or sciences, somewhat activist/hip hopper-types who have an axe to grind. A lot like Seung Cho. Probably Korean, Filipino or maybe South Asian. Probably not Chinese or Japanese. I believe there are males and females posting b/c the comments display both male and female insights. And the authors have a lot of exposure to upper middle class blue-state white people. Based on the New York city post (a city far more revered by every single ethnic group than it is by white people) they probably live in California. This is further supported by the latte drinking, prius driving stuff. All that being said, it is spot-on with respect to the specific upper-middle class yuppie white people that it targets. Unfortunately, this blog gives no respect to what the “real” white people like: NASCAR, Harley Davidson, Backyard Barbecues, Ultimate Fighting, Football, Beer Pong, and making jokes about blacks, latinos and asians. Thus,since I like this blog and respect its authors, I plan to agitate regularly for appropriate coverage of true white people- in addition to coverage of the starbucks crowd.
Great blog. Inspiring.
And here are a few other things white people love: joshversejason.com
How interesting is this?
I just divorced myself from it!
what the hell is ur issue? youe a pregadist! wat bout stuuf black people like? go to hell
#Something
Not having a sense of humour about themselves.
This site is hilarious and people need to chill the fuck out. All this “it would be racist if” is bullshit; poking fun of whiteness by definition can’t be racist because people of color do not have the political power to impact decision making that affects white folks negatively the way that white people do to affect people of color, in government and the rest of civil society institutions in general (the church, schools, etc.) (read Gramsci).
I’m an Asian American womyn and I like probably three fourths of the stuff on here (except Barack Obama, oh no I’m racist! and coffee). I recognize that this comes from my class privilege and geographic location but I’m not going to cry about it because I have a sense of humour and can understand that this shit is some good ass social commentary.
“poking fun of whiteness by definition can’t be racist”
HAHAHAH, OH WOW
Potential future topics:
Dave Matthews Band
LOST
The Office
PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
And I second the Road Trip suggestion
I’m white, and I LOVE ’em all! (And I also see the humor in loving each of them)
A few additions that always help me whiten my day:
#69 crocs/Uggs/socks with sandals
#70 being “witty”
#71 private schools
#72 beach locations that are freezing cold 70% of the year
#73 Time outs/grounding
#74 acoustical music
#75 trying to tease a moral out of every situation
#76 becoming an expert in something totally unenjoyable yet pretentious
#77 telling people about every last detail of the weekend on Monday morning
#78 daycare and nannies – regardless of the fact that only one parent works
Can someone call Dave Chappelle? This list is about #2, 385 items short of being complete.
OMG I love this! After reading this blog I have come to the conclusion that I am not white!
Boy, some of you white upper-middle class liberals out there REALLY can’t take a joke, can you? And it’s obvious that that who is being targeted here; after all, the assumption on this site is that “white people” are Democrats, when most whites vote Republican (you can look it up).
This site should be called “Stuff Upper-Middle Class Blue-State White Liberals who live on the Coasts Like” but I don’t imagine that would have generated as many hits…
And by the way – “Womyn”?… Gramsci?… You have GOT to be kidding me! Sometimes comments are almost too good to be true!
Don’t you have a spell-check?
I am in total agreement with the posts above…the author of this blog is ASIAN.
This blog reeks of
“Asian American (I am almost 99% it is Korean-American) Guy who realizes that the Fixed Action Patters of Upper Middle Class, Urban, Liberal White People” is the standard target and pinncale lifestyle to which almost all wealthy and educated people in America strive….and is a bit peeved at it so decides to poke fun of it in a light, but still somewhat derisive manner”
For all of you who mistakenly believe that the author is black or hispanic, I quote the famous SNL skit: “Nigga Please!”
Although Black or hispanic people poke fun at and find much of white culture quirky and hilarious, they do not write blogs which dive so deep into showcasing white culture and critique in a way that exudes insecurity or a vent-up “grudge” as this one does. You can see that that none of the items in this blog are really far from fact. Alot of the items of in the list do indeed apply to a very large section of white population in America. The author does not really lie or distort reality. However, that’s just it. Only Asians find the reality of white culture to be bothersome to their pre-programmed prejudices of what is superior. Hispanics and blacks would be more likely to make up and totally distort the reality of white culture and make jokes about it and leave it at that since they really don’t care what white people do as long as it doesn’t infringe upon their enjoyment of life. In other words, Hispanics and blacks are perfectly fine with the whites wanting to recycle, drive Priuses, live by the water, shop at Whole Foods or what not because if they were making as much money or obtaining the same level of financial comfort, many black and Hispanics would probably want to do the same thing too. Or, they would choose not to, but it doesn’t bother them. Simply put, black and hispanics are comfortable being themselves and with white people being different. They really don’t have any dreams or illusions of black or hispanic culture dominating the “stuff that white people like culture” and really don’t get annoyed that liberal, urban white culture is what it is.
However, with Asians, it is a completely different story. Asians have this strange underlying “grudge” or I should say, “inferiority complex” with any culture or people that are different from themselves but hold a dominance in the society in which both live. Thus, this reality does not fit well with the natural competitive and insecure nature that personififes so much of the Asian immigrant culture in the western world. Unlike black and hispanics, the Asian population in western countries has already reached the same level of economic/financial success that white people hold, and in Asian culture, there is no greater feeling of enjoyment than seeing yourself becoming the dominant power. Thus, because Asians share pretty much the same socio-economic status as whites, they are much aware and exposed to white, urban, liberal blue-state culture since they probably work alongside these types of white people and probably have gone to the same wealthy, high ranked, hippie universities full of white people that this blog ridicules. Not too many black and hispanics have reached this position to be so close and neck to neck with the white population that is the target of this blog. That is the diference.
Thus, Asians see that in this country (USA) or whichever country in which Asians and whites are neck to neck, that despite sharing almost the same economic status with that of the white population, the standard for hipness, wealth, and whatever is considered “cool”, fashionable or trendy is basically “stuff that urban, progressively-minded white people like”…not stuff that “rich, successful, science/engineering background-minded Asian people like.” This reality conflicts and does not bode well with what these Asians have believed throughout their entire lives from birth which is that “Our Asian culture is superior to any caucasian culture because our race is the most intelligent and most beautiful in the world”. It is a commonly known fact that Asian culture in the form of parents, schools, media drill this message of racial superiority into their heads from birth. Thus, when these kids grow up and actually see that reality of the world is totally different from what their masters in their little Asian enclave of racial superiority has told them, they get confused, jealous and spiteful to the point where they need to find tribal comfort in congregating with other Asians and finding humor in telling each other how funny it is that white people’s culture is so different from theirs.
The irony is, however, that in secret or behind closed door amonst themselves, alot of Asians actually yearn for the same things found on this list…especially living by the water or shopping at high end groceries. However, they are just irritated that they came from a culture in which their families could not afford to or did not give a rat’s ass about the environment, recycling, helping poor people in third world countries, eating organic food, helping causes, going snowboarding, renovating a house, throwing dinner parties, travelling to exotic locales, etc., Granted it is not their fault because as immigrants to a new country, their parents did not have the time nor luxury of doing these things because they were too busy trying to make money or push their kids at school to learn Calculus by age 10.
Instead, these Asian kids grew up seeing TV shows from their motherland countries and their families living a different culture: obessing about money, buying expensive designer name brand goods with the label on the front to show off (Gucci, Guess, Dolce Gabanna, etc.), smoking cigarettes in front of their girlfriends, driving nothing other than Mercedes Benz and BMWs, listening to cheezy ballad or R&B based pop music, striving to be a rich doctor, never thinking about travelling to third world countries (only places where they want to travel is K-town in LA, NYC, or anywhere which is considered “fashionable”), etc. Becuase they grew up seeing this type of lifestyle and culture as what is cool and what every normal person strives to acheive, they are heartbroken and angry when they realize that noone in upper class America considers this type of lifestyle to be “cool” or reflecting of high class or wealth. Thus, you get the grudge and blogs like this.
Now of course, before anyone jumps on my back, I know I did ALOT of racial stereotyping and applied a huge range of broad labels to Asians in general. However, my response to that is, “I really don’t care.” Why? Because I can. The reason is that although I am not a member of this group, I spent almost all of my 34 years growing up surrounded by Asian Americans with almost 70% of my childhood friends being Asian, going to school with them side by side, eating dinner and spending weekends upon weekends at their houses with their families, and just knowing their culture inside out. I can even speak Mandarin and Korean even though I am a white boy. Now, I will say that almost half of my close friends now are Asian. However, none of these people subscribe or are victims to the mental disease of insecurity and inferiority complex which I described above. In fact, these guys are “whiter” than me in so many ways and unlike the Asians which I describe above, they really don’t care that “white culture” is different from what they grew up with and really don’t care that it is the dominant standard for what is considered trendy and characteristic of wealth and high-class. In other words, they are absolutely comfortable with themselves. Thus, I want to say that NOT ALL ASIANS ARE LIKE WHAT I DESCRIBE ABOVE.
However, I would like point out three points in the list of this blog that are dead giveaways that the author is Asian and not black or hispanice. Here they are:
#68 Divorce
– Please. I think more blacks or hispanics get divorced than whites. No black or hispanic would be foolish to cite this as something characteristic of being something only a white person would do. However, I can’t even count how many times I have heard the endless adage from Asians saying how terrible and inferior white American culture is because the divorce rate is so high in this country. They insist that Asian culture is that of higher morals because divorce is uncommon. Well, I guess it would be that way since the only other alternative for an Asian women would be to become a prostitute and outcasted by society for the rest of her life since a divorced woman has as much value as a slab of T-bone steak 10 days past the expiration date. No wonder you see so many loveless Asian couples who stay together just for superficial face value while the husband goes and screws whores at the hostess bar on a weekly basis while the wife flies to Europe or Thailand with her girlfriends for a romp in the sack with locals. Meanwhile, the kids grow up seeing such a screwed up household and become permanently scarred for life so they end up jaded, angry, and insecure. Thus, many of them end up writing blogs like this. Oh well, but according to them, this type of relationship is waaaay better than divorce.
#47 Art Degrees
– Again, while in university, I was astounded by the number of Asian students who told me how they hated courses in English lit, history, or any of the humanities courses which required them to write. Thus, it’s not surprising that I found the opportunity to make alot of good money from Asian high school kids who would pay me to write their college application essays since they had no writing skills whatsoever to complement their 800 math SAT scores. I’m not talking about international students either but rather Asian-Americans. It’s strange that even with the privledge of having grown up in an English speaking educational system, so many Asians have difficulty in expressing themselves outside of number or equations. I think this stems from the fact that they are conditioned within their families to think that the only respectable disciplines or professions are ones that use science and math. Any other academic discipline such as arts and the humanities is for the inferior white race. Thus, this becomes ingrained in their heads. However, the caveat is that when it comes time to apply to Harvard or Princeton, they realize that their high grades in math/science and 800 math SAT scores don’t mean jack when they also carry poor grades in English or low verbal SAT scores. I guess that’s where I come in. In any case, many an Asian student who was denied his/her chance at Harvard, Stanford or Yale because of their weakness in the arts or humanities has expressed to me their utmost hatred in all of their high school English teachers, college essays, etc and vow that they would like to exterminate any person who majors in such disciplines and gets a better paying job (probably a lawyer) than themselves. Dead giveaway. Blacks and Hispanics don’t give a shit about who majors in what.
#42 Sushi and #58 Japan
– Actually, these two may be more of a confirmation that the blog writer is definitely NOT Japanese but most likely Korean or Chinese American. However, that in itself serves as a strengthening evidence that the writer is definitely Asian and not hispanic or black because there is no way in hell that a black and hispanic would know or even care to subdivide the Asian fetish that alot of white people have. To black and hispanics, a white person fawning over anything Japanese is just an “Asian fetish.” However, to a Korean or Chinese person, a white person fawning over anything Japanese is just one more cherry on the top of the pudding of insult to their own culture which they believe to be superior to that of Japan’s. To Korean-Americans and Chinese-Americans, Japanese are pretty much at the same level as white people are in terms of targets of jealousy, insecurity, disdain and their grudge. I really don’t think any black or hispanic would give a frog’s fat ass whether or not white people preferred Japanese culture/food to that of Koreans or Chinese but for the Koreans and Chinese, it’s just makes them squirm even more with rage and jealous grudge. Spend any time with a Korean or Chinese and they will tell you that the thing that they hate more than Japan itself is the fac t that Japan enjoys a very popular image throughout the first world and is considered “cool” and “hip” among wealthy, urban, intelligent whites. They really don’t like it that kimchi, soju, Korean soap operas, turtle boats, and Panda express do not conjure up the same image of elegance and chicness that sushi, “Lost In Translation”, samurai and sake do for white people. Definitely, it would not be on this list if it was a non-Asian.
For a better idea of what I am talking about, look at the website below. It’s chock full of Asian American males who are venting their anger and frustration at being the little man on the totem pole in American society. Their posts describe their laments but also their dreams and fantasies of finally being able to turn into the second Ming Emperior who will destroy all white males and reestablish themselves as the ultimate alpha males in society. It’s a good laugh.
http://www.thefighting44s.com/
LOL tom sawyer did you see the one about white people over analyzing things?
Hey Tom Sawyer,
Holy shit, what an analysis. I was thinking the same thing as I too know the Asian-American insecurity all too well. Good job at seeing through the bullshit and seeing it for who he really is.
Craigslist and Chinatown buses would be two good ones.
Hah…this site is great.
Silly white rednecks have long been a staple of satire; it’s nice to see sanctimonious white liberals finally have their time in the sun. Few things are quite as delicious as poking fun at cultural snobs who posture smugly about their own “enlightened” sophistication and yet are completely oblivious to their hypocrisy.
The comments from all the offended people who obviously take themselves way too seriously are just the icing on the cake.
I’m adding my vote for good social satire. As a self-loathing upper-middle-class white liberal academic, I appreciate looking at the cliche that is my life through a satirical, rather than depressing, lens. We are a ridiculous bunch, what with all our shopping at Whole Foods and riding the Fung Wa bus. I like to see our fruitless struggle to justify our existence documented.
i am not white, but i know a lot of white people and this thing is right on. my girlfriend is a halfsy (white dad, asian mom) and she likes about 40 of the 50 things on the list.
one thing to keep in mind is that this blog targets a certain type of white person. the liberal white person (for the most part at least). the poor and/or conservative white person need not apply. at least these liberals are trying to be “cultured” and “conscious”, even if many times it isn’t genuine or authentic. as long as people perceive them as such is good enough for a lot of them.
great blog, i read the whole damn thing in one sitting.
You’d all take a lot less issue with this blog if you’d simply see “white” as a culture, rather than a race.
Right on brother! Asian power! Look at all them whities being angry makes me shiver with delight! … Asian delight! Hallo to my black and Latino brothers. Pelvic Thrust!
Oh! Serial killers!
We white people like reading about, watching movies about, unwittingly living next door to, and occasionally turning out to be, serial killers.
Oh, and we especially like East Asians with Scottish or English accents!
hey fuck off, first off majoring in photography in college is not a mistake, second most photographers DON’T work in hollywood. There are plenty of other professions that a photographer can pursue and in my opinion shooting weddings is one of the worst ones.
Whoa, some people take themselves way too seriously. That Tom Sawyer post is priceless. Please don’t delete it. I think there is a dissertation in these comments about how easily people are offended.
Who really cares the race/ethnicity of whoever is writing this blog? It’s funny.
I’m white, only about ten of these don’t apply to me, and I think that this site is really great. White people also love satire!
Holla!
# 68 – Boobs!
~Ag!~
It can’t be explained, but the top percentage of divorced people who also like expensive sandwiches is not white people, but …..Mulatto. The data is still being analyzed.
this site is hilarious. I need to come up with my own stuffblackpeoplelike website. And no, fried chicken won’t be #1, you know good and well everyone likes fried chicken, it just tastes good for cryin out loud. lol.
I’d be pissed at whity myself, if he’d been kicking the shit out of my people for the last several centuries! must suck to be stupid AND a loser!!
I don’t care what race the author is, this blog is hilarious! Usually, anti-white racism consists of smug white liberals insulting working-class people, or Rednecks, as you say over there. This blog goes for middle-class white liberals, whom I frankly despise, and in my humble opinion, deserve a f**cking verbal shoeing at every possible opportunity!
Sir, I salute you!
Jeff
I forgot to say, besides this site being hilarious, it is kind of cute. I mean it’s not like these are digusting or heinous stereotypes that can ruin the image of a whole group of ppl. c’mon, look at the some of the things on the list for example, white people like coffee, dogs, bikes, divorces, having black friends, obama, shopping at organic food stores? lol, those are relatively tame generalizations.
Who would have thought so many (closet?) white racists would flip out over poking fun of things like whole foods, couples therapy, and pet dogs?
I mean seriously.
@#54, Tom Sawyer:
Brilliant analysis mate. You got to the core of the whole Angry Asian Male (AAM) phenomenon.
This site reeks of insecure Asian Americans.
My friend I see that your blog has brought out the racists of all colors of the rainbow. However, I LOVE THE FIRST AMENDMENT….to the death…and I LOVE AMERICA…to the death.
This is often combined with the previous one. Co-ed sports are hotbeds of infidelity for white folks.
3 out of 5 divorces I’ve seen this year were because the adulterers played on the same co-ed softball team.
You know what’s racist? Not this blog, but Tom Sawyer’s analysis. It’s unfounded, a cacophony of stereotypes, and besides – why on earth does it matter what the race of the blogger is? I can think of many white people I know who would write exactly this blog. It’s funny because it smacks of truth.
I agree with tschafer, ‘This site should be called “Stuff Upper-Middle Class Blue-State White Liberals who live on the Coasts Like” but I don’t imagine that would have generated as many hits.’
As a Portland, OR native, now Boston resident who works in The People’s Republik of Cambridge…it’s nice to see lefty white hipster yuppies called out (and I include myself in this). Of COURSE it’s not meant to cover all white people, it’s just pointing out some social phenomena that resonate with some of us, especially with city-dwellers (and bloggers). It’s harmless; if you don’t like it, navigate away from the page.
Furthermore, may I recommend a list of Phrases/Words White People Like to Say:
-Plethora
-Carbon Footprint
-Gentrified
-People of Color
-Diverse (especially when applied to a single person, e.g. “Prita is so diverse”)
-Social Justice
-Nola (i.e. New Orleans)
-Hotlanta, also “Dirty Dirty”
-Costa Rica
-South By Southwest
-Terri Gross
-[ ]-ism
-Doggie Day Care
-I Don’t Have Cable
-They Have Free Wireless/WiFi
-My Local Independent Bookstore (see also: Amazon is evil, corporate, etc)
-Brooklyn Industries
-Guilty Pleasure
-Issues (as in, “he has issues”)
-We Are All Immigrants
-Danskos
Also, “McSweeney’s.”
“This site reeks of insecure Asian Americans.”
Apparently, when faced with an unknown adversary, white people will just make one up with their imagination – and assign it whichever ethnic identity they dislike the most at the time.
Whiteness is all about being in control of your life and comfortable, all while having lots of fun. Yay!
(*^_^*)
This site is awesome, suggestions for other things white people enjoy:
Clapping
Paying bills online
Stuffwhitepeoplelike blog!
xox
shell in nigeria, call centers in india?
you’ve been reading some business case studies haven’t you?
This is hilariously true. I have a friend that actually tells people that once we’re out of college, she plans on getting married and remarried at least 3 times. It’s sort of a joke, but the whole idea of it is completely correct.
This is a brilliant blog.
I think white people also like editorial finesse. 🙂
I also agree with above comments that this is a more accurate description of yuppie white American people. That being said, please consider skiing or other snow sports as a topic.
Truly, I’m being critical because my wedding blog got zero hits while this one has reached the popular point of controversy. And therefore, I hate you…
😉
Are emoticons “white”?
I was over the whole ‘flagellate whitey’ thing a decade ago *yawn*. Anyone want to link me to an amusing blog of genuine substance?
Obviously Tom Sawyer didn’t have his morning cup of coffee
I just found your site and have been reading posts. I have not laughed out loud this much in a long time. Thanks.
Hehehe…obviously, I must have touched a nerve in some Asian boys, eh LDW?
Guess it hits too close to home.
lol…Obviously the lack of coffee impaired your thinking, resulting in that long-ass nonsense-filled post of yours.
Asians are so cute when they get angry and riled up. Wow, proving my point has never been so easy!
I haven’t gone through the whole site, but is Jazz on here? Jazz sounds like white middle-cass liberals wanking, so they love it! It was created by black people too, so it has that element of ethnic-minority credibility which they can use in their “how can I be racist?” armory – even though they move away from black people when their numbers increase to unsafe levels.
I LOVE THIS SITE FUK YAH!
While I agree with Tom Sawyer’s analysis I don’t agree with his (?) antagonistic approach, especially #91.
As for the author, when was last time you were in Seoul ?
Many of the traits you ascribe to pretentious, urban, white liberals apply even more so to upper and upper-middle-class Koreans living in Seoul, especially Gangnam-gu, Seocho-gu, and Songpa-gu.
우리나라에서 , 이러게 사람들이 많이 살읍니다.
Funny….
For a little while, I myself used to be an Angry …. Male, much like as Tom Sawer described, when I have realized that American fashion has absolutely nothing to do with what I consider a good a wise life. Then I have realized that fashion is exactly that — fashion, local custom of the hour, and no longer care for what’s cool and what’s not. Still enjoy occasional sarcastic remarks, though.
Of course, I was never seriously lectured that my race and culture are the cream of the planet….
How about “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?”
Pure two hours of hate. Not even Spike Lee could have topped this kind of a hate-whitey film.
I just came across this blog and it didn’t occur to me before I read all the comments here that the blogger is NOT a white poking fun at himself.
However, to me, as a European, it seems more like “Stuff Middle Class People Like”, which doesn’t make it any less fun, btw.
It’s all about appreciate! Some learn it and some don’t.
I think it’s funny that Tom Sawyer has Asian friends (supposedly). White people are so cute when they think they know everything.
“White people love being the expert on YOUR culture” Thanks for proving his point buddy LOL
Haven’t read it all yet, because this discussion diverted, but Frisbee (namely, Ultimate) needs to be included (plus the token similarly uncoordinated South Asian).
Also, rather than jazz (although the ‘i’m not racist’ mantle is a crucial one), bluegrass at the local WholeFoods-sellout-holdout tofu buffet on Sunday mornings with kids in jogging strollers, making sure to park the Subaru at a safe distance so as not to be seen driving, makes a nice addition.
…beneath a healthy dose of Compassionate Liberalism couched in pragmatic FDR-style domestic politics.
msg (hah) for whitey (and any other self-loathing asians): Quit your law firm associate, banking, or consultant job and get a job teaching in the inner city.
Before anyone casts any stones remember that this is a blog. Nothing much compared to the decades of racist stereotyping and ridicule of Asians that has occurred in mainstream American film and media.
This message is for the white readers of this blog since the vast majority of Asians already know what I’m talking about. If you’re white and thinking, “this guy’s insane, what the hell is he talking about?” then you’re so far gone down the road of white privilege that you might as well forget it. For the sake of society let someone else raise your children. Maybe even one of the white liberals this blog is illustrating. White folks, It IS useful!
White people don’t like someone poking fun at their culture (or lack thereof).
White people can’t laugh at themselves.
This is most likely a sociology project of some sort. A lot of you morons are falling for it and showing your true (racist) selves.
The only racist stuff I am seeing on this blog, is in the comment section.
MORONS!!!
I bet you can’t guess what RACE, gender, or age I am. You should try though. I really need a great laugh.
New Magazine shows, Anderson Cooper, MSNBC, To Catch a Predator, Matt Laur, being informed, The Onion (is that satire?), pretending not to be obsessed with celebrity gossip, anyone? anyone? quoting movies…need some help here folks.
In reply to Chris “Who would have thought so many (closet?) white racists would flip out over poking fun of things like whole foods, couples therapy, and pet dogs?
I mean seriously.”
Yeah for real, bro. They’re so sensitive. I mean, accusations of Wholefoods and Co-Ed sports aren’t exactly on par on the offensive ladder with accusations of being “Unamerican”, “Small-dicked”, “slant-eyed”, “job-stealing”, “Chinks” (or one of the many other colorful terms).
Look in the mirror, assholes.
Somewhitepeoplearestupid: the only hint you gave was that you think some white people are stupid! hmmm…let me see…would you be the open-minded, upper-middle class non-profit employee who’s sweeping his/her paternalistic, ‘I know what’s best for non-whites’ side under the rug for the sake of name-calling aimed at a few of your fellow equally ignorant Caucasian cousins?
Wasn’t that fun?
Was I right?
Two words: JAM BANDS!!!
Five more words: Conga circles at Frat Parties!
Eight more words: Counting the number of words in forthcoming statements!!!
Two more words: Exclamation points!!!!!!
DC kid: Thanks for playing! For your information, you are so off. Even then, I am guilty of embracing some stuff listed on this blog and I luled because I have what is refurred to as a sense of humor. My significant other is even more guilty of stuff on this list and he/she got a great laugh out of it.
Great blog btw!
Nice breakdown, Tom Sawyer. Looks like you hit a nerve with some Asians. Moving along…
Can I add ‘networking’ to the pile of future topics?
And who the hell are these people commenting including their PICTURES? I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry. Scary/Sad, indeed.
#”71 Jeff
I don’t care what race the author is, this blog is hilarious! Usually, anti-white racism consists of smug white liberals insulting working-class people, or Rednecks, as you say over there. This blog goes for middle-class white liberals, whom I frankly despise, and in my humble opinion, deserve a f**cking verbal shoeing at every possible opportunity!
Sir, I salute you!
Jeff”
Jeff, I whole heartedly agree with you! LOL
Somewhitepeople: What, then, is the answer? Please please please! Do tell!
Add to list: NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO
“White people don’t like someone poking fun at their culture (or lack thereof).
White people can’t laugh at themselves.”
I am under the impression that the majority of appreciative commenters here are, like myself, white.
Calamitas: I guess it is safe to say that we don’t agree.
I am seeing a lot of comments (here and in response to other blog entries) saying that they are white and aren’t anything like this blog accuses them of being. Then they throw in some offensive comment about the [assumed] race of the person who wrote it.
Let’s see if I can add to the list…
Bon Jovi
Pop culture
The Gap, J Crew, Banana Republic, Laura Ashley, Eddie Bauer, Abercrombie & Fitch, and so on…
Bottled water from foreign and exotic places
Natural Childbirth
Golf
Pretending they are natural blondes (white American women). By the way, you don’t fool anyone when your lashes and eyebrows are BROWN. Don’t even get me started about your damn roots. If you’re going to do it, do it right (and keep it up).
Bono
Mid-life crisis’
PENNY:
crises, not “crisis'”
-Correcting others’ grammar/spelling on internet talk threads
-Yelp.com
-Le Creuset
-Eating disorders
-Wearing “comfortable,” but overpriced, clothing at all times (see: Uggs, North Face fleece, Crocs) (yes, I know this is not just white people, but the purposely disheveled hairstyle so is)
-Johnny Cash
(for anyone keeping numbers, I’m white)
DC KID:
-Correcting other people’s grammar/spelling on internet chat threads
Oh my GOD!!! I have finally come to terms with my own whiteness!!! Those “getting to know yourself” seminars at college never managed to bring me as far as you have, Jen! And you managed to do it with only one fragmented collection of words via an interweb chat thread!
Seriously guys? We’re done here?
-HGTV (as an aside, owning their own homes, minus the ARMs, and keeping them looking nice!)
Yo, Schooled U, where can I get some more of that white privilege?
This is a great blog!
It’s sad that people would respond to something non-racist and funny with racist and hateful comments. If you didn’t think racism still existed in this society, some of these comments should change your mind!
Oh DC Kid, let’s just get along. I agree with all of the items on your list. I was just teasing. (I also correct grammar and spelling. It’s a horrible habit.)
I didn’t mean to double-post. Another hallmark of white people: thinking that what they have to say is so important that they post TWICE.
as such, I will correct my own grammar:
purposely = purposefully
and may not be the correct choice, anyway.
Tom Sawyer is right. Check out mylosh’s blog and his love for white rice. (oh yes, and little photo of his Asian face.)
http://whatmylosheats.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
p.s. Mylosh, you’re a sexist douchebag.
As a southerner, I love your blog. It’s quite refreshing to finally find someone making fun of the uppity east/west coasters. Oh, and it’s obvious by the comments that many east/west coasters are just as racist as southerners.
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“It’s sad that people would respond to something non-racist and funny with racist and hateful comments. ”
That has to be one of the most hilarious, and revealing, comments so far.
This entire blog is a pretty shockingly in-your-face exercise in anti-white racism. It’s hard to imagine anything more obvious. The whole thing is a compendium of sweeping, negative generalizations directed against a specific race of people. It’s hard to imagine the mental fog that would lead anybody to believe that’s anything but racist.
If this blog were labeled “Stuff Black People Like,” or “Stuff Jews Like,” or “Stuff Mexicans Like,” or what-have-you, we’d have hyperventilating, hysterical civil rights blowhards screeching from the rooftops to delete the website and hopefully flog the author publically. This is lost on nobody.
As it is, what we have here seems to be a majority of posters reveling in this bigotry, poking further fun at “white folks,” all the while denying it’s racism.
Personally, I think it would be very funny indeed if this whole blog were created by some white guy who’s had it with getting blamed for every inconvenience suffered by somebody who’s not white. It’s brilliant: he showcases something like this and those who complain most stridently about Whitey come out of the woodwork and reveal their true colors.
to poster #110, let’s see your picture, crossdresser screen name
😀
You don’t perchance have a UK IP Address do you?
hahahahahaha
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stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
This is pretty good, but I think this part:
“even if some of the stuff that they accomplished, like having good credit, a high paying job, or the ability to purchase a hybird car are things that people from other ethnicities would love to have.”
broke voice, if you’re going for an updated “Nacirema” thing. It could be worded better and more dispassionately.
“How about White people claiming some sort of distant non-white ancestry? You wouldn’t believe how many one-sixtyfourth Cherokees I know.”
I second that. Every other white kid with a “tribal art” tattoo is “part native American”…
Unless there was one especially potent and verile Cherokee warrior known as “Dances With Pussy” I have a hard time accepting the veracity of these claims…
sniffing glue is definitely a white people…weed and liquor are too readily available to kill brain cells with glue…
I seen the comment counter at 100+ & figure: wow must be some funny stuff going on in the comments section.
man was I wrong.
what a buncha nubs….
dude is funny. end of story.
At least in NY, you don’t have to be married to need a divorce lawyer. Unmarried people have custody/financial disputes all the time. Pedantic, I know. Also, do I need to point out that more whites are divorced because whites are more likely to get married in the first place?
Love the high-drama relationship observation. I’ve never really had one (I’m white) and couldn’t ever understand why they happen so often. Just break up!
I’m white and my parents didn’t get divorced and I want to stay married to my wife forever. Give me a medal for coolness.
Once again, just to show your own political savvy that so many of us are having to endure because of your own neophant beliefs in working for directly and explicitly conservative republican head hunters and right wing violent street gangs that you play right into the hands of…forthwith, the same old argument of republicans about lawyers, for example, and soon for lack of effective recourse because of the tenor of the times that you so brilliantly play into, well intentioned lay man will handle the affairs of Congress and I don’t need to educate you on what the frequent use of cliches’ is significant of…if you can come up with one on your own…?
“There is basically a large sector of white workers with arts majors, that would otherwise be unemployed were it not for the high rate of divorce.”
Since when was a JD an art major?
You’re a horrible writer. Maybe you should read a book on grammar if you’re going to…you know…write for a living.
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Ah, that comment above about the writer being an Asian from California makes so much sense. What this blog is describing, in large part, are white Californians. Re-read the post titles with that in mind, and it all seems to make more sense. That’s the sub-population this is really about, I think, though of course there are “California types” all over the country – there are plenty in New York where I live, though New Yorkers are significantly less into yoga and health food…
That said, I still find this hilarious… People really need to take this sort of thing with a giant grain of salt and just relax.
the implications for whites and white culture concerning divorce are similar as in the “break-up” post.
solid two parent families were the backbone of post hunter gather society, since we no longer live in a villiage the presence of parents is the best indicator for future success of children. it’s simple math really, two involved adults with clearly defined roles can do a better job of child raising then one. every study on the issue says the same thing, one parent bad-two parents good, maybe three parents better but they didn’t let the mormons try that one so…….
maybe this isn’t true anymore, hopefully, because we are heading with light speed toward a single parent society and the early results are in and they aren’t pretty.
asides from child raising which used to be a major preoccupation of humans, marriage brings many benefits, of which at least most people have a concept are important.
undoubtably a person becomes less attractive as they age so finding a companion for later years becomes less likely as one ages. being alone is no fun, especially when you need someone to change your diaper.
an aging white population (in america) should be signing up for long term marriages since they are faced with growing old in a country which will soon have a majority of non white peoole likely to be unsympathetic to taxing themselves to death to provide retirement benefits.
married men live longer (or at least it seems that way– hehe) and married woman get to collect the dead guys bennies, so everyone wins!
a tremendous industry has sprung up around saving marriges because the people involved realize how important it is. those people make a lot of money because money follows desire, a basic rule of economics.
White men and women are extremely weak in the challenges of marriage. White “Problems” consist of extremely petty situations, and this multiplies in women.
I come from a Latino background. Problems in these marriages are men beating their wives, infidelity, and bastard children–all on extreme levels. This is a far cry from what I usually see with whites. There is always the “he doesn’t find me attractive” or lack of communication that for some reason is enough to want a divorce and separate families.
Whites are inherently driven by the idea that everything has to be equal. Minority couples know this not to be the case when they see how their parent’s relationship functioned. This is why you see minority families follow the much more traditional familial roles. Guess what white people, it actually works!
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Yup, it’s entirely impossible for people to be racist against whites. They’re the only ethnic group that’s racist. I certainly don’t know any white poeple that like breaking up, and most people, including whites, that break up don’t do it for insignificant issues like what’s been mentioned above. It’s not a coastal thing either, at least I don’t see it too much on the east coast. I live near philly, and it mostly depends on class. For poor and middle class whites, most of this doesn’t apply, but I can think of a few white people that this fits. Honestly,some people here act like white people don’t have a care in the world. Seriously, mom or dad being abusive or a cheater knows no boundaries.
losing my lucy was the hardest thing i ever had to do, except stand in line at the power company surrounded by belligerent niggers.
I am poor, white, speak some korean, and think this is fucking hilarious. I laughed so fucking hard at myself! OMG I am vegan and love Michel Gondry. Still hilarious. Please keep it up, whoever you are. I can take it!
This reminds me of http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com. Which I think is really funny.
Love the site; love the blogs. Keep it up 🙂
re:91
Cute? So Sawyer is gay for Asian Guys?
LOL, remember Senator Larry Craig? Who used the scary black guy defense, after he was arrested for solicitation in a bathroom stall? “It was duress Your Honor! I only offered to give him cash and suck his black cock because I was scared by being in a black neighbourhood!”
Priceless.
Why do I get the feeling that the majority of the people in opposition of this site are actually college kids or recent graduates, sitting at their computers, trying to fight a cause any way they possibly can? This is it? This is what you chose to fight? Really?
I think you’re fantastic and marvelous – can we add speaking in superlatives to the list?
Tom Sawyer, you’re brilliant.
Marry me!
I’ve finally figured this website out. I don’t care what race this author is, but, man, you’re a genius.
Ok, read closely now: All these generalizations about white people are exactly what white people have been doing with minorities over the past hundred years in order to “understand” these foreigners better. More so, when a white person tries to generalize these ideas in public, they’re thrown to the sharks. In private, these generalizations still happen and white people take it as the truth because they don’t have any other valid source of evidence. Thus is born the stereotype.
The funniest part of this blog though, is the replies, especially from indignant white people who disagree so strongly. Do these generalizations apply to absolutely all white people? Of course not. Do they apply to some? White people have said so themselves. So that means you all just wasted your time.
But do other white people still comment to complain about how inaccurate each and every one of these posts are? Hell yes they do because although stereotypes undeniably have their truth, you can’t apply them to individuals without pissing a certain segment of people off.
So here’s some of your own medicine, white people: calm down, it’s just a joke. I get it, you’re not some monolithic group with a single mentality privy to stereotypes and generalizations, whether they be good or bad. At least you’re not stuck with buck teeth and a small penis.
The next posts should be on how white people love political correctness and to be right all the time.
Oh, and welcome to our world.
Part Cherokee: I ran into a former colleague at a grocery store and we chatted for a few minutes. When we parted, he gave me his business card and I put it in my pocket without looking at it. A little background info; he had a small consulting company and had tried to operate under his wife’s name so he could be a minority business and pick up some work from a large multinational corporation headquartered in our city. That didn’t work out, as having his wife’s name on the card didn’t improve his competence. Later, I looked at his card, and the name was Fred “Gray Wolf” Clipper (white name changed to protect the guilty). WTF? I thought. Some time later, I ran into a lady friend in my favorite local pub who was in the same business, and told her about seeing him and asked if she knew anything about the name. She said he’d gotten himself certified as 1/16 Cherokee, and was trying to operate as a minority business. I snorted my drink out my nose when she asked, “So how is old Two Dogs F***ing doing?”
The Black lower-class people don’t have to worry about divorce, as they never get married in the first place. Makes it easier to get welfare checks that way.
Black middle and upper classes seem to like marriage. I think this is more of a class issue than a race issue.
Yes, while white people get married and unfortunately in modern times 50% of all marriages end it divorce, black people just have babies all over the place, with multiple partners, without ever bothering to get married.
Not so funny when we start racially stereotyping the black folk now is it…?
I’m white and no one in my white family or extended white family is divorced. My parents have been married 45 years, grandparents married 65 and 70 years, respectively, aunts, uncles, cousins… all married long term and we all live in New York.
Lmaooo. The white people are getting offended, it’s too funny. I agree with most of this because I see it everyday. I work with Md’s and other wealthy people. 90% of the things listed I have heard a conversation about in my office, in the elevator or in the break room. Of course it isn’t going to apply.
Just because the person who made this blog based it on yt’s doesn’t mean they are ENVIOUS (SOME IDIOT SAID). It simply means he or she finds white people behavior funny. It’s stuff we hear white folks say that makes us crack up inside.
GOOD STUFF. LMAO IF THE PERSON WRITING THIS BEING WHITE.
Oh yea there are many magillicutty pickineny white girls/women on welfare too!!!!
this site was a perfect way to see how white folks really feel about blacks….stIll racist as ever!
in 156 I meant of course it isn’t going to apply to everyone
yea well black men dont marry thier baby momas they just knock them up and leave em or they stay with them and fuck their best friends. at least most white men actually marry their childrens mothers and so what if it didnt work and ended in divorce at least they tried, which is more than one can say for dead beat black men. i thank god every day im white and not some illiterate black nobody living of their grandma
*off*
“According to the latest government figures, African American couples are divorcing at a higher rate than either whites or Hispanics. The divorce rate for Blacks currently stands at 12 percent. This compares to 10 percent of white couples divorcing each year and 7 percent of Hispanic couples.”
so true i looked it up. this blog just shows everyones jealousy of the whit race its really sad actually. sucks to be you!
Yeah, I guess we have to get divorces because unlike blacks we actually bothered to get married rather than squirt out a series of little bastards from different daddies. But then getting married makes it harder to put your hand out for the man to give you money you didn’t work for, eh? Poor negroes are too lazy to get a job let along start a revolution.
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As a black woman I don’t find ANY of the comments on this sight funny or hilarious as many have called it.
YES if there were a blog “What Black People LIke” it WOULD be racist… Most of you here are standing on some pedestal (that you’ve put YOURSELVES on) and sound totally stupid.
Don’t make generalizations about a race that you know NOTHING about belonging to. Oh, I guess b/c you “read” it or “saw” a clip on CNN then ALL black just MUST behave that way.
I have news for you racist people, get a clue. Black people don’t give a shit what you think anymore. This is NOT the days of Jim Crowe… wake up!
I am an educated woman from the G-H-E-T-T-O. I am about to start working on my doctorate at 27 years old. My HUSBAND (oh wait don’t ALL black men leave their famlies?) is a L-A-W-Y-E-R at 27 years old and we have a 3.5 year old daughter. And BTW…we both have great credit are buying a home AND OWN two cars… stocks/bonds for our kid AND she has had a college fund since she was 3 months old.
Just b/c a black man (i.e. Bill Cosby) says something doesn’t make it relevant for our entire race.
Wake up, get a life… We don’t give a shit about what you’re doing… take a hint
Man, this is so good. Hey, let’s talk Ritilan drugs to enhance the learning ability for the kiddies. I think “focus drugs” are also stuff that middle america often force on their kids. I’m getting to serious, but I love this site. it rocks.
I like #25 ,that’s funny.
I believe mylosh is a white, female liberal arts major raised in California or Boston. It is quite interesting to see the responses to the initial post as a function of the beliefs filter from which the reader reads the article. The reader’s beliefs are revealed in his/her response. This is the blessing as well as the curse to be human. We are free only to the degree that we are conscious of how our beliefs color our view of the world. Peace to all!!
@Hannah. No your just an illiterate person living with yourself.
Mr. Roach, you said:
I suppose we’d be better off if, like black people, we never bothered to get married in the first place and our wage-earning men never took care of our kids at all.
Why are you making this black and white? Is that another thing white people like. To respond to perceived criticism by displaying a “superiority” to blacks? Take a look at Jerry Springer or Maury Povich one day. All kinds of people are unwed mothers and deadbeat dads. And if you think this is a cite putting down white people, take a look at http://www.hotghettomess.com, which is the equivalent of this one for black people. I’m sure there’s a similar cite for Asians, Natives and everybody esle, as well. We all need to take look at ourselves and each other and have a laugh, a cry or a head-shake. Chill out!
LMAO – so true!!! Especially those age ranges!
all of them are funny and poignant and whatnot, but this one is pretty lame. it makes fun of v-day and doesnt make enough fun of white people. there are a lot of sweet suggestions in the comments. dont jump the shark yet.
Haven’t read all of your posts but one of the reasons white people divorce is so that men over age 40 can get a Trophy Wife. You might want to do a whole post on that. Women like to get a divorce because they’ve either read about something in Cosmo that their husband doesn’t understand, won’t do or cant’ find. Also, they may have watched one too many episodes of Oprah where Dr. Phil has explained how they will never be fulfilled in their current marriage because their husband hasn’t obtained and will never obtain enough sensitivity to understand them. This is especially true in the case of enlightened pre- and post-menopausal white women.
Some nationalities are like white people because some black people and mexican people get divorced, also. Black people and mexican people also have good jobs, but some of them don’t. Not all white people are rich, some white people don’t have that much money. Some other nationalities like to buy expensive things but some people don’t have that much money. White people, mexican people, and black people are the same.
Isn’t there a post around here somewhere about white people over analyzing?
@43: ….not skilled in math or sciences, somewhat activist/hip hopper-types who have an axe to grind. A lot like Seung Cho.
yo yo yo, check out my man Seung Cho, boiii!!! kid is dope, son! when he’s not bustin’ rhymes or sharpenin’ his tomahawk, you can usually catch him on the street corner collecting donations for greenpeace–as long as he has his calculator with him, cuz you know he can’t do the knowledge by hand. Ahahaha, just kiddin’…
his blog gives no respect to what the “real” white people like: NASCAR, Harley Davidson, Backyard Barbecues, Ultimate Fighting, Football, Beer Pong, and making jokes about blacks, latinos and asians.
wow, motherfucker. just wow.
What?
Blacks don’t get divorced because they don’t bother to marry the hoes they knock up.
Divorce is JEWISH, not White. “Raul Felder”, google image that freak. What % of divorce lawyers are jews? Come on.
White people don’t like divorce!! Are you completely fucked-up?? Go get your head examined, you ignorant fool!
Hey, don’t you people listen to NPR? Meet the blogger and learn to relax:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=33372288
Hopefully the psychological concepts that therapists are familiar with are from western europe e.g. Germany, France, Switzerland etc.
Eastern European countries e.g. Poland, Russia have not made significant contributions.
Just a little something to know about the souls of white folk.
It may be true. White people place high priority on law and order and use of such systems. Divorce is the proper process for ending such a legal union.
Black people tend to just separated or not get married at all or go common law.
Asians will stay married no matter what…until the wife commits suicide or they both die.
Hispanics have such a fear of God placed into them via the catholic church and their parents that they place a heavy feeling of guilt on the bid D.
Or, maybe just some people get divorced and some people don’t and some are white and some are black(and other colors) and this is just fun to read the comments of the people who get all riled up…do you think the author might just pick these subjects and then write the supporting material to get a rise ??? Hah! Suckers.
#182
Hispanic family values and morals are largely a myth. Today 45% of Hispanic births in the US are illegitimate.
#183 read my last paragraph…especially the Suckers part. All the above are stereo-types. Each race experiences each of the above, it’s just which one is politicized, publicized and dramaticized the most that we attach to one another’s skin…which is the same basis of this blog.
If you take this serious, you tend to count yourself as superior…the news will be on at 5 to remind you that you are not.
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What Asian Women like:
White men with large penises.
Giggling.
Bok Choy
Playing musical instruments at a young age.
😀
White people get divorced because they actually get married, unlike negros, who just fuck everything and don’t bother to make a commitment.
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Goddamn I loved my divorce.
Come on! Its just some humor. I’m white, proud of it. I don’t enjoy hating white people or something. But this is funny. True in many places. Yes other races get divorced too. But there is a white way of getting divorced. Anyway even if the blog is wrong half the time, its not like anyone else is defining the idioms of white culture.
I think the blogger is white.
Some of the responses are racist- in both directions. And pretty damned dull.
White liberals are enjoying this, white rednecks are outraged!!!!
1st: Blog’s good, if limited in scope.
2nd: There’s truth in every stereotype.
3rd: Just because there is an exception to every rule does not mean that all generalization is worthless.
For example, if I were to establish an organization that focused on preventing birth out of wedlock, I’d aim the vast majority of my efforts at the black and Hispanic communities.
4th: I listened to Christian What’s-his-face on NPR, and read his interview (in two parts) on The Assimilated Black Man, or whatever it is, and, as is characteristic of all craven crackers, he of course only advocates being able to make fun of a certain group of people if you’re a member of said group. Christian, if you’re a bona fide satirist, you’d grow a pair and make fun of someone who you’re not. Only black people and FOX cartoonists have the ability to make fun of every group but themselves?
Way to go out on a limb and make fun of metal water bottles and “self importance.” You’ve got a career in this. Keep at it.
5th: Bottom line: Why limit your material to upwardly-mobile crackers?
Um…just a small point. This blog is about white american people. most people in europe and the rest of the world don’t threaten to move to canada (some do move there), want multilingual children (some of them are), pretend to like soccer (most of them play and enjoy soccer fanatically), or get to het up about bottled water (we have taps).
A small point. I like people, there is a lot of good things to say about all groups. but mostly people don;t bother.
You “hit the nail on the head” in describing those “White People” who are mainly ignorant Microsoft user YUPPIES, or X-Gen’ers, etc.
Much of your descriptions are totally invalid for hill folk, Conservatives, Boomers, Military retirees, intelligent educators,
real IT folk, and the users of Free, Open Source Software, the 31 BSDs, or the 300 Live CD roms, most of which use the Linux Kernel ( http://livecdlist.com ).
Good entertainment and Dead Poets are permitted free exercise of Artistic or Poetic License in there works, which this appears to be. Thanks for the laughs! Intellectuals do enjoy laughing at ourselves.
I find it interesting that this whole blog is on the generalization of white people. While the statistics you give must be true because they are statistics ( although I love the quote by President Truman “There are lies, damn lies, and statistics”) I agree that divorce previously had a white domination for quite a period of time. Although times are a changing and as are the people. I work for http://www.firstwivesworld.com, it is an online community for women navigating throught the various stages of divorce and life thereafter. I spend a great deal of time reading up on all things divorce and stay current with it’s “statistics” something I find very interesting is that recently there has been quite a massive rise in the divorce rates of China and India. These both being non-white ethnicities and the rise is unprescedented. Times are changing and divorce is not something that is based on color, it is based on a people’s ideaologies and as our “statistics” are proving the ideaologies of past times are no longer acceptable to us today, and that fact seems to have spread throughtout ALL people, regardless of ethnicity.
Just my two cents
Ann Marie http://www.firstwivesworld.com
I find this whole article laughable. I’m mixed Mexican and Black. My parents waited 5 years after marrying to have me so they could read everything they could on raising a child. I was very planned, to the last detail. They got divorced when I was 10 years old. By what you have written I should be White.
I also used to be a wedding coordinator and I can tell you for sure White people do not have a monopoly on big weddings. I find this whole site to be a farce.
I too work for http://www.firstwivesworld.com and when you look at our site you will see that divorce knows no race. We aren’t FOR divorce but we are about helping people that are (sometimes forcibly) going down that path. If you think blog is a true statement I challenge you to write an article on this subject for our site and see what our readers say. I have a feeling you will not like the replies.
All my best,
AntonioFWW
http://www.firstwivesworld.com
I think this site is hilarious and I do believe it to be a “toungue-and-cheek” (yes, I’m black and I know what that means) look at a people whose culture is rarely disected. I know white people who would probably subscribe to much of this and some who are polar opposites. I guess my issue is that many of the responders are quick to point out that this does’t speak for all white people. However, sterotypes about blacks (i.e. all of us black people being hung up on the color of our skin and feeling inferior, per White) seem to be widely acknowledged as truth. To that point, if Black people are believed to ALWAYS make an issue of race , why then, on this site dedicated to White people and their culture, are responders bringing Blacks and other minorities into the equation? Why worry about what I’m doing in a discussion about yourselves? For too many years, White people have had laughs at the expense of others but, when the shoe is on the other foot, many of you can’t take it and get defensive. Have a sense of humor…the same sense of humor you have when you watch your favorite black comedian talk about the plight of his people.
#144
” This is why you see minority families follow the much more traditional familial roles. Guess what white people, it actually works”
Way to contradict yourself – it’s not working for half the married people, women, if you are talking about wife beating and repressive bigotry rather than chosen roles.
It’s also not working for husbands who don’t want to be pigs to daughters and wives just because they can hit harder.
Many westerns have found a better way than traditions that only benefitted irrational selfish males – who probably would have prefered a boyfriend to a wife if they were brave enough to break with tradition, but weren’t so hate on women.
As for the Asian poster who wanted Blacks and Latinos to join with him against whites – do you think Asians aren’t racist? They are to blacks, Lations, even to each other, but I’m biased because according to various Asians I’m even less than a white, I’m a ‘wog’
!!!!!!!!! I am white and are u trying to be funny or insult us!???? What problem do you have with us? LEAVE US ALONE AND WE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE! You make black people look bad and I know some really nice black people. This site was a big dissappointment and I will be sure to post something about this is my blog.
White people are equal to blacks, put ppl like u is an exeption.
Ok my fellow white people, question for you. Why do white folks always respond to this kind of thing with “If they were making fun of X minority group, there would be outrage”
Minorities are picked on in every form of media every single day.
Incidentally, yes we white folks love weddings so much there are now online support groups for women who become depressed when their weddings are over and they have nothing to plan:
Post Bridal Depression
http://www.girl.com.au/post_bridal_depression.htm
this ones not fair — the data is just skewed since black people never get married
I don’t know about divorce…
But I know White people do not like to dress up when they travel, especially the airport. Seems like they just pull on a pair of jeans, grab a duffel bag, a backpack and go! What’s up with that. Can’t it be a nice velour warm-up suit and matching suede sneakers (and maybe a hat in the winter—any kind of hat), please?
crazy stuff but true.
I don’t want to have a desert at my wedding. I don’t like that whole kicking and spitting thing that camels do.
I will, however, have lots of dessert.
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My parents have been together for 40 years. They are white.
Martians do not count.
:::scamper:::
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This blog is awesome. Really, really awesome. Just make sure you don’t ever have “weddings” on here… that would not be right. Nobody, and I mean nobody likes weddings more than brown people (of the South Asian variety). Seriously. Perhaps you can’t understand this unless you’re brown– if that is the case, watch one of our movies. Peace out.
I love how white people take themselves so seriously. This is a blog meant to be amusing and it is. The problem is that white people don’t see themselves as having a race and therefore see themselves as above criticism — even if it’s in a joking manner. Meanwhile, blacks have to think about their (our) race everyday — not because we want to, as some people who posted comments would suggest, but because every time we walk out the door we’re reminded by REAL prejudices that white society continues to ignore. Obviously this site only includes a subset of the white population and like any race, it’s unfair to make generalizations. The main point is to get people to think about the fact that race and racism exists today. That, and to offer up some humor in our dreary lives. I say, keep the blogs coming!
In response to poster #52. Although the generally accepted way to spell women is w-o-m-e-n, the “womyn” spelling was begun by feminists who wanted to be seen as individuals rather than an offshoot of men. Thus women with a “y” was born. Also, Gramsci refers to an Italian revolutionary and political theorist. I’d be interested to know what the hell kind of English word you thought the poster was trying to spell if not a name. Jeez.
Education… it doesn’t take much.
Our contributer..oh, let’s call him “BOB” at slot #9 makes a good point rather obliquely about the quality of laughter on this blog.
White people are the dominate group who have written the book humbly graced with the title,”Western Civilization.” We can therefore afford to LOL at a good joke at own expense. We laugh differently from minorities at humor which seems superficially to partake of the “same” critical process. Humor directed at quirks, defects and failings of oppressed “people of color” historically sickens and pales into slurs defaming an entire race for the purpose of keeping them in their inferior, servile place. Curiously, humor directed in a similar vein at white people takes on the high literary virtue of satire which seems ostensibly aimed at a class of people but actually picks out errant individuals who have deviated from the finely tuned superior ideals of whiteness. We are like the King who can generously laugh at the folly of his parading naked in the afternoon down Main Street captive to the delusion that he is clothed in finery. Yes, (hah! hah!) we are as ignorant, stupid, envious, greedy, spiteful, vain, pretentious, hypocritical, sentimental, gullible, narcissistic and dysfunctional as any other soul on the planet. Still when we pull the covers up around us in the darkness at bedtime, our last drowsy thought comes washing across us like redemption. It is good to be King.
Wow. That was eloquent as hell.
I would argue that this blog doesn’t pick out those who have “deviated from the finely tuned superior ideals of whiteness” but those who feel they set and fall in line with such ideals. In my opinion, the King needs a good knocking.
And let’s not pretend, commentors, that this blog is referring to ALL white people. It refers to those who seem to feel the way they interact with the world is not only superior, but also generous and benevolent, when in actuality, as pointed out in many other blogs, the white people which are the subject of this blog are simply searching for some authenticity. The problem with the white people to whom this blog refers is that they live without a sense of a real shared culture. They have spent their lives being at the top of the social ladder without have done a single thing to earn such status, and are therefore flailing trying to reach an understanding of their place in the world. What makes this blog’s critique relevant is that these white people actually know being born white doesn’t earn them that position. The ensuing mental struggle results in desperate attempts at atonement.
The mentality reminds me of a scenario from a Woody Allen movie, where an upper class, well-educated Protestant white family takes in an ex-con to aid in his rehabilitation as well as tout their own “superior liberal-ness”, but he would never be considered a suitable husband for the daughter of the family.
This blog is aimed at white liberals for whom liberalism is best in theory. If you don’t get the satire, it’s not for you, and maybe you can be thankful for not being so incredibly phony and worthy of ridicule. Maybe you should read a blog that’s more your speed, whatever that may be.
Oh, and if there was a blog called “Stuff Black People Like” done in the same way as this blog, it wouldn’t be racist. What’s racist is assuming that there aren’t black people who don’t consider themselves superior and therefore worthy of satire.
Usually in a marriage gone wrong a divorce is the answer because in most cases the man makes more than the woman. you think that would happen if women made more money, nope. Wonder why minorities dont get divorces as often, cant afford lawyers, and women make more than their lazy couterpart male.
Stupid white people. Just don’t get married!
Other things white people like:
Reading satirical blogs wherein they are the butt of the joke and then congratulating themselves on their ability to laugh along with the satirist…when said satirist probably isn’t laughing at all. And then linking to it in their own blogs.
I am happy to see Divorce on this list. It is a sacrament of “white” culture. The sacrements include: college, weddings, having kids/grandkids, buying a home in the right neighborhood, infertility, and hypocrisy. The biggest sacrement of all, which I hope to see on this list someday is:
DIVORCED SINGLE MOM! They are the greatest cultural stereotype in the “white” world
Divorce gives people excuses for every fucking mistake they make, so they never have to take responsibility for anything again in their lives, such are raising their own children to respect others and have respect for themselves. Here are some scenarios:
1. Late for work? “I’m divorced”
2. Kid acting out/destroying public property/harassing the neigbors? “I’m divorced” (see also: Divorced Single Mom/Dad)
3. Can’t handle your fair share at the job: “I’m divorced”
4. Need to have every social event scheduled at a bar on a Friday…or not? “I’m divorced and Fridays are my night to meet people.”
5. Daughter pregnant at the age of 13? “I’m divorced”
6. Son in “boot camp”? “I”m divorced”
7. Expecting a free pass in life until the day you die or remarry? “I’m divorced”
8. Drinking problem? “I’m divorced”
I could go on for days (I’m NOT divorced) because I’ve heard this all! My husband and I joke that if we ever divorce, the world will all suddenly be happily married and we will get no mileage out of being victims!
Isn’t it great that you can make a blog like this and defend at as “a little humor”. Try changing it to any other race than white and you are a racist bigot and people will threaten you with things like losing your job or even death.
I only point out this obvious double standard that we are all aware of because of the many people here that think they can ridicule the people upset with this blog, yet I’m sure are the same ones to condone making fun of anything non-white.
you spelled “dessert” wrong.
This is so great!
Oh, white people also like debating and commenting on blogs they are trying to process.
Then debating the comments.
Then hiring a therapist to explain the debating.
I cannot wait until you follow up with “what Japanese men like” so maybe I will not fall under the “divorce” category!
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
I’m an Asian person that grew up with mostly white friends, and I can honestly say the thing about divorce is true. 99% of my white friends all came from single parent families.
Some of them even had siblings from different fathers. Right now, I can think of one person I know that has 2 siblings, and they ALL came from different fathers.
Sorry to say this to all the divorced people, but if you’re divorced, you clearly have bad decision making skills.
You either got married at the wrong time, to the wrong person, or you didn’t put in enough effort when the time called for it….Either way, it all boils down to poor decision making.
I tell what’s really fricking white, pimping out your site on somebody elses over and over and over…..
Yeah i’m looking at you Captain Grabassing.
Most of these things white people like only started in the 1960’s and has been gaining momentum. Useless things like Womyn’s studies and Arts weren’t popular before then.
I am such a cliché. I was 30.5 and my ex had JUST turned 29 when we divorced. I had sushi last night with my girlfriend and I was totally into Arctic Monkeys before they were cool. I drive an old Bimmer with an Apple sticker and I am a Graphic Designer with a degree in painting.
I quit.
Where’s this blog’s entry on tattoos anyway?
The reason whites divorce and there is an entire divorce “industry” is because white women have more pull on the legislatures. If there were no child support and/or alimony, or “money to be had”, you wouldn’t see such high rates.
Divorce law (like affirmative action, ironically) is geared toward taking care of white women. When white women become an increasing number of “non custodial parents” you will then see new laws created to reduce child support, and you will see a shift in our culture to invalidate child support (now that men would be receiving it) as “antiquated” and not really realistic, and not “fair” to the non custodial parent.
America will care, only when it is white women that suffer, and I say this as a white guy. Affirmative action survives, largely, because it’s biggest beneficiaries are white women, plain and simple. If they begin to lose out on jobs (as has happened) more often, to any other group, for a period of time, you will see more changes in A/A law.
I am not commenting on the value or logic, or even legality of A/A, only that it survives because white women benefit from it. Divorce is no different.
The divorce industry adds as many ‘third party’ billers as possible (therapists, child psychologists, guardian ad litems, attorneys, counselors, etc). “Cottage industries” are a very “white” thing.
And guess what happened when pre-nups came more into vogue? An entire cottage industry evolved to invalidate (legally) pre-nups…because they were making the system MORE fair to men (read: white men) and making it more difficult for white women to extract money from them.
Sorry, truth hurts. (and no, I’m not bitter, happily married for the second time, to a great gal !)
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What white men like:
Pretend that all non-white women (the savages) are drooling over them.
Have delusions that they have a large penis and are a sex god.
Pretend that those transvestite hookers that they bang in Thailand really are in love with them.
The last one really gets me rolling on the floor. I hear those white guys bragging about it all the time, not knowing that most of the hookers there were born as men. OH HONEY YOU TOO BIG. LOL Sure. They fucked 1,000 guys just like you every fucking year.
You know what all non white men like? Pretending to know what white men think.
Re: Tom Sawyer #54- very interesting, but incorrect.
The writer IS white and Canadian born.
#54 You are an idiot. It is widely known that the blogger is a white guy. They’ve already interviewed him. He is the guy in the picture from the recycling blog entry
As far as fashion and hip cool things, America is far behind Tokyo, Hong Kong, and London. You are the typical self-centric fool who thinks the universe revolves around your chic crowd at the bar you hang out at.
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Some of us like the RSVP weddings we will never go to.
http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/the-impostor-gets-invited-to-a-wedding/
wow, calm down,. It’s like when mexicans got mad because b/c they thought the taco bell dog was portraying them,, it’s not representing ALL white people. Get a sense of humor.
i’m sorry for you, and your race.
love,
a white female
this is for liberal white people…you know the kind that people WISH were true, but with all the comments people are finding that there are actually alot of disgruntled neo-con whites
Will you marry me? (Of course, I mean when my current marriage is over).
Ceremonious crap is like a stench. I mean Texas toast is not Texas toast when you serve it in Maine? What ever.
Marriage is not like getting compatible fish. When you say for better or worse, you should have made sure that you stayed home and brushed your teeth an extra day. Oh man, there are so many cusses out there who don’t have family values listed in priority. Hey, I was a cashier once.
The bagger suddenly took interest in me and I had a feeling something wasn’t right. Sure enough, he was after me bringing food to their impoverished home since Daddy took off with one of his tennants. The blood sucker almost drowned me when I found him out. His family came in the store and made a big scene to save face. It takes all kinds out there so watch out world that rejected God and decided to let all hell break loose.
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I look through this blog (I am not the blogger type…I’d rather be out working n makin money or waxin some ass…)
anyway, I look through this blog and see alot of folks gettin salty n bent out of shape over some trivial racist bullshit…some are just jokes, some are ignorant comments….and some people are just stupid…..the fact is that 70% of the population has an IQ of below 90……(70=idiot)
so don’t be surprised/shocked/upset about a racist comment and devote your entire day to the subject…..If you sit and argue over what race has a higher unemployment rate, or what race has a higher incarceration rate…etc.. then you are only keeping this shit in a redundancy cycle…..we should be worried about education, tax-breaks, government spending, retirement, our childrens’ future, current events…………..etc……… NOT fuckin tryin to convince anyone, particularly one’s self, that any race is any better than the next……….Earlier in this blog someone mentioned something like “think in terms of cultures, rather that race”……..cuz if you don’t use your brain, u r waisting air, time, and space, and you should eat a lead salad!!!
And I know that the intention is to joke/ kind of stir up things, etc……. but I can’t read anymore of the retorts some people write……they actually get mad!!!
My point is …. People are sheep. I’m disgusted with my fellow man in general…
by the way, In my house we tell racist jokes of all types (white/black/asian/etc…..) but they are jokes, meant to be funny, and are all stereotypical, but any intelligent man/woman on the planet knows damn well they’re not fact….they are basically just based off stereotypes/ racist jargon & shit!!!!!!!
I don’t hate anyone, with little exception to some stupid people. We all are ignorant in some way, but to follow popular belief, rumor, or whatever you like to call it, then retort with some racist comment that makes you feel better about yourself or lesser toward others is beyond ignorant….it’s plain and simple stupidity……. and for all of you …. if you don’t know something for sure, don’t put all your faith into it!!! Research by culture, not by color and worry about your next move in life, …. make your life useful to society……or just fuck off and kill yourself. hahahaaaah
Ignorant babble leads to racist discussions like this….and stupidity and the inability to think for ones’ self changes nothing………..But at least we’re about to have an INTELLIGENT, YOUNG, BLACK President!!!
This is my first and probably my last blog EVER!!!
I just wasted 5 minutes of my time, and probably yours!!!!!
Peace the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amen brother.
Put DOWN your Starbucks and step AWAY from the laptop.
there is: http://stuffebplike.com/
Everyone questions the Liberal white types described.
It sound like ‘Stuff White People Like’ could have been written about the ‘Upper-Crust’ society in any major college town, or members of most ‘Country Clubs’… The bloggers represented here have spent a lot of time ‘People Watching’. Your ‘Spot on’ …
(Upper-crust types described are all the same, be they black,white, asian, Mexican, or any mixture there of)
Look at Frat boys & Soriety gals, they are all alike. Just like they came from the same mold.
(I left the College towns and moved into small-town USA, but I still see the same types)
Allen Stone
FYI, there is a” stuff black people like” and it is just a racist as this one is. Not to say it isn’t funny!!!!just as this one is. It just feeds on the stereotypes that usually are the exception to the rule. And how like a “white person” to generalise about an entire race of people based on the few that he/she encounters.
I can’t believe how many people are taking this stuff seriously.
there IS a site called “stuff black people like” though it doesn’t have quite the list of things that this one does.
whether u are black asian white we are all the same in the presence of God.
I’m gay
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
Here’s a slice of ‘Truth’:
Alot; A muthafuckin’ hell of alot of White People don’t even Love “themselves” (which is why the members of other races who follow suit end up getting divorced as well) much less love another person (their so-called significant other).
So with this type of foundation or lack there of, of love, how the fuck is a marriage really suppose to last.
It’s just Lust That Goes Bust!
White people worry about Heath anything because we all have to work to survive, welfare isn’t for our color we are to light for help! As for divorce White people get married and try to have familys, not the larger percentage of our men are sperm banks!
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Rabble rabble rabble!!!
You mean how medical articles minorities are always saying non-whites have a high risk of every medical problem you can find an article on, even though you only hear about white people afflicted with them?
If you posted this same post but substituted WHITE w/ BLACK, there would be hell to pay!!!! I hate how people can say what they please about white people, but if you mention anything AT ALL about BLACK people, then you are a racist!!!
WTF…. I know I may sound like a BITCH when I say this, but you have got to be kidding me… GET OVER IT… YOU have been FREEED for years!!!!
I am NOT racist I hate every IGNORANT person equally… LMFAO
Excuse me PGRB – but your post demonstrates that this is exactly true.
Hey Viki- can anyone conceivably NOT know any white people at this historical moment? You can’t not “actually KNOW any white people” if you are alive, on this planet, in this quadrant of space and time.
Just a reminder. Or perhaps you are a victor from the future? IN which case, my apologies, Viki, and welcome to the present. Otherwise known as “reality”.
Radar Man
…however you’re reference to “The Jerk” makes up for all those other points you didn’t score on the list, and so relieves you of all shame of not being white enough.
You might think that’s funny, but think again. Maybe try this on for size as a What White People Like:
White people like to terrorize other non-white people particularly if the whites are poor and ignorant. But, that’s the majority of them, right? Oh I’m sorry, is that offensive. I am offended with your assumption that Blacks don’t marry and Black men don’t take care of their children. Think again.
Now don’t forget to wipe.
Why is it that younger folks have so much trouble making their marriages work? Of any ethnicity? Its as if from 1985 and on, marriage suddenly hit a roadblock or somesuch…
We’ve been married since we were eighteen. 1978. And were both of different ethnicity, from two groups that rarely mixed… a Rusyn and a Rican. Only thing in common were the R’s. 😛
My brother’s son has been divorced three times! Three! He’s thirty two. I mean…? How?
whoo hoo! divorce is so much fun (sarcastic). who made this list? i know crackheads with more insight.
This makes me want to both laugh and cry as well.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
Um, can the people of whatever race “Don’t u” is supposed to be please translate her comment for the non-light people who didn’t learn this bastardization of English in school? I’m guessing she’s White, but since she doesn’t write like the Whites I know and love, I’m praying she’s that other race- white trash.
Sweetie, YOUR men could not possibly be sperm donors, as “ignorant inbred hick” is not a catagory in high demand these days…. Although, welfare is actually largely utilized by just your sort, so you may eat your difficult-to-understand words when you get too old to support your kids with your currently lucrative job turning tricks at truck-stops.
Stephanie, a white woman, made a comment about things that she and her white family also like doing. Why did that offend you?
Many posters would do well to remember that this is a humorous site, BY white people, ABOUT white people. What is with this overwhelming need some of you have to drag other races into this site? If you don’t like what a white person said about other white people, take that up with the white person who wrote the blog.
Or you could spend some time becoming a better white person, like the ones lovingly teased on this blog, and learn how to spell “hypocrite”. Or learn how to make a more cohesive argument for whatthefuckever is bugging you, like many of the more intelligent white people have done “in spades” all over this blog. Either way, you are not the type of white person this blog is about. The site for you is most likely linked somewhere on the “Random Idiots for Aryan Supremacy” website.
And if azns in ASIA bother you that much, just leave jackass.
i think racisim is like a wound that needs a lot of attention. that’s why this site is getting a lot of attention.
my experience growing up is that people are the way they are because of how they are raised… not because of anything else.
it doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from, or what you say, there is something ugly in it.
but what good does it do us to focus on the ugly side of things?
Slightly off topic but a round of applause to the author for using the median age of divorce rather than the mean. I would also have liked to see the mode and, hell, why not the mean if you’ve got it?
Last I knew, white shouldn’t be capitalized (neither should health), the use of to should be too (yes – not two), and thank goodness sperm banks don’t run in your family.
I guess I’d rather be the typical white person with pride in grammar and spelling, than the one to try to prove this whole blog wrong!
Here’s an interesting article about the disposable divorce era that you might enjoy. http://www.freemychild.com/pdf/fm_disposabledivorce
Does anyone actually like divorce? Well, I guess divorce lawyers.
Sorry to disspoint, but if any of you actually looked up this blogger you wouldn’t be accusing him of being asian. He is white.
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-rodriguez25feb25,0,1952462.column
White people love to start their sentences with “Sorry…”
Of course he’s white. You can’t know this much about white people from the external world of non-white people. As an Asian American adoptee of two white parents I get the irony of identifying with white people and not being white at the same time. I am just smart and old enough to be ok with it because the alternative is worse–not being ok with it.
Well…all you have to do is start a conversation about race and it becomes apparent that minorities are the biggest racists of all. Why do you love to critisize us white people so much? The only thing that is worst are self hating white apologists.
I’m a minority, and I’m a racist, and I’m proud of it. Suck it.
I am assuming the term “minorities” refers to the “people that live in the U.S. that are not non-Hispanic white”. Because, you “white people”, 70% of 220 million, only take up about, say, 2.3% of the total population of the world (6.6 billion).
I guess the answer to your question is that we criticize your people because there are so few of you and so many of us; the majorities like to pick on the minorities.
the person writing this is so obviously white.
stuff white people like: #107 taking ‘racist’ comments ‘against white people’ way too fucking seriously
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there you go, the very horse shit this nation was founded upon, you go around pounding the shit outta folks you don’t like too?
CNN did a study showing that 89% of all divorces (no matter what race) were caused by financial stress. that’s sad.
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Yeah thats so weird. I always wonder why a lot of white people have crazy families, because there are so many divorces. Im black and in my family like everyone pretty much stays with their first wife/husband and they like it lol
Dessert is misspelled.
No, it ain’t, the bitch should have got a better paying job.
Your so white.
im not sure that ANYONE likes divorce… when you’re planning your life at 8 years old top 10 things you ARENT thinking are ‘im gonna get married 5 times’
then again, i’m miserable in my marriage and every time i hear about people’s relationship’s failing i smile on the inside. yes im a horrible person, so i guess white people really DO like divorce :] (just not for themselves ;])
And “your” is misspelled if you mean “You are so white.”
[…] rate in some provinces was nearly %50 and the fact that some people actually seem to think that some people (white people at least) even LIKE divorce, I remain confident in the institution of marriage. Call me a cock-eyed optimist, […]
i do sometimes think it why do white people end up in orlando divorce/a> as in, they find it so easy.
nice
You haven’t lived until you’ve been through a divorce.
At least white people get married.
This is rude, I really doubt anyone likes divorces, they aren’t funny to begin with… what is it with people making fun of white people?
It’s not ha ha funny. It’s “oh yeah, we do do that don’t we?” funny.
What a confidence booster. I’m a white married female and I’m 33, married 9 years. I thought I’d only seriously outlived the Hollywood stats.
Good work guy!
Hey I hate to be a spelling (or semantics?) champion over here, but I’m almost sure that “better desert” wasn’t intentional.
Very interesting. Thank’s!
Why is it that blacks have @ 70% single-parent household
rate?
Why was one of the key points in Farrakhans Million Man speech, “black men &family responsibility” ?
Why do black men lead the way on having several children by several women? None of whom he ever married?
(Our president’s daddy had multiple “baby mammas”, another wonderful black invention)
You bruthas gaht it all goin’ on.
Не пора бы вам начать монетизировать ваш блог?
I’ve read some of your other comments. You are kinda hateful. You need to get a life.
see here: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
Just ’cause you’re jealous that they attract more and better sexual partners than you do, doesn’t mean you have to be ugly about it.
Do you seriously believe that blacks invented out-of-wedlock pregnancy? That’s the most bizarre claim I’ve seen on this website yet. Out-of-wedlock pregnancy predates the evolution of mammals. Wow…
Hmmm…”…good credit, a high paying job, or ability to purchase a hybrid car, are things people from other ethnicities would love to have…” Don’t get me wrong. I love this site and most of what he says, but is he implying here that people of other ethnicities are unsuccessful? How ignorant.
I agree Tony. babalugatz is in for a rude awakening if he thinks he can go around saying things like that. He probably lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere and has one tooth. If he said anything like that where I live in Southern California he would get his toothless ass beat.
What was your point of this message?
I don’t know about the children thing. Whites pretty much let their kids do what ever they want. But I guess it is that lack of inhibitions that makes them a master race…or something.
Whites can also afford all of that stuff.
Black people don’t need lawyers because we can settle most of our disputes on the court not in it. Or a high stakes dice game can’t hurt either.
I love how people missed the point of this post.
He wasn’t insulting black peoe any more that. This sight makes fun of white people. The post said that white people love dwvorce, and basically to sum up baba’s post: At least white people get married.
As to the op, this one took itself to seriously and killed itself. It just wasn’t funny.
Maybe if you would spend a little less time watching fox news and more thinking about the history of this country and how that has impacted an entire millenium of black men you would understand some of the current trends. They were ripped away from their families, not allowed to marry legally, sold away from their families, not allowed to own property and provide for their families, given no educational rights, and the injustices go on and on. Now you expect hundreds of years of injustice to self-correct in your lifetime and change all the statistics? Do you know how to do things you weren’t shown how or allowed to do? Why don’t you try getting involved in the community and try to understand some things before you get critical about issues you clearly don’t understand!
You, sir, are a racist.
Per Liem post:
Blacks crack me up when they try to sound smart or “edjumicated”. When they try to insult whites in what they perceive as a clever manner, it just proves my point that much more. No little black man is going to save this country. Yeah, change. Change into what? An even bigger welfare state?
Yeah, hope. Hope for what? Bigger welfare checks? Hope for a more lenient system towards criminal offenders?
Yeah, Liem…that’s “your world” alright. Sorry, even your magical lil’ black man can’t save your reputations. Whites still call the shots…always will. Not racist…just realist.
Yeah it’s already been pretty well summed up… white people actually get married. Once again, in your attempt to make white people look bad, you have successfully highlighted a failing of the minorities.
Keep in mind that “divorced” always sounds better than “single” because it implies you were good enough for SOMEBODY to marry.
Thus, we have the truly White phenomenon of “Starter Marriages”, i.e. marriages entered into for the sole purpose of getting divorced.
hey y’all,
chill !! Divorce is not so bad.. I got married at 18 and divorced at 19. married at 20 divorced at 22.. got 9 childrens.. and I am white.
there should be a post about “making excuses for black people.”
seriously, get over it.
I thought this site would be hilarious to read. But after reading all of the posts are mean, hateful, horrible. Why all the hate and put downs????????
I don’t think it’s hateful….IT’S TRUE!!! I grew up in a majority white town and still have many white friends thatI love dearly, but these comments are hitting it right on the head!! You guys do act like this…sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid stuff like counselors and they only mess you up in the head even more….btw..my best friend from childhood is white…& SHE HATED HER PARENTS!
Haha this is a good one. When I was growning up, seemed like 50-75% of my white buddies had divorced parents. Lol I guess the flipside for us black people is that our parents never got married in the first place. Only jokes…(mine were married)
Seriously dude…this is called “STUFF WHIT PEOPLE LIKE” so you should expect some stereotypes and laugh it off. I’m sure you’ve laughed your ass off at ghetto, asian, or Mexican comedians and if you say “OH GO I’M TOO TOLERANT FOR THAT” then home-skillet blogger has proven his point. Lighten up
Mel,
You are obviously white and way too impressed with yourself. I’m a whitey and I think this stuff is hilarious and TRUE. What a sad white washed existence you must live in if you can’t get a little perspective and laugh at yourself. Sad, so sad. You are so used to your cushioned life on the “inside” you can’t take one second out of your day and think about all the dumb shit you do and how it may look to someone who is on the “outside” no matter what race they are. Give me a break. Lighten up. Laugh a little.
you totally missed his point. He is not saying that other ethnicities cant aquire these things. He is saying that most people consider themselves succesful if they have these things. White people will have these things and still get that feeling that ‘something’s misssing in my life’. hence the mid-life crisis.
Word To Your Mother
It is a person laughing at himself and his upperclass, over educated friends.
I’m personally only about half white by this list but some are right on the money and so so funny. Read the post about promising to learn another language. That is completely me, and i can laugh at myself. I wear hiking clothes, go outside alot, over-analyze, and am highly educated.
But I’m happily married, did not major in the arts, have never divorced, love God, do not have a lawyer or know how to get one, and don’t even know the cultural references in many of the posts. So of course, even the writer doesn’t really mean white people are all like this. But the grain of truth if you know this group is very very funny.
If my grandmother were alive I’m sure she would be glad to know that she was giving back to community so much-married 6 times…that we know of. My mother picked up the torch and married 3; I wonder if her love of social awarness will come into play and make it 4. Oh, and I hated all 3 fathers so I’d say that’s a white job well done. You gotta laugh-as they say, it’s funny ’cause it’s true.
That’s funny!
I just think white people can’t hold relationships together in general. They like to suffer too much.
http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=159
Divorce and marriage are closely aligned in American culture:
http://nakedapple.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/how-i-bought-my-second-engagement-ring/
Man, that’s mean! How can *any* group of people like divorce?!? Come on — don’t get all cynical! =(
I’m a white chick… family’s been divorce on my mom’s side for two generations back…
Divorce is my FEAR.
I found this site recently and honestly think it is pretty funny. However, I wish the list of things white people like would be a little more accurately backed by facts…..we always find humor in the truth!! However, the facts show differently on this topic…..
“Divorce rates among different ethnic groups vary sharply, with 9.8 percent of whites divorced, compared with 11.3 percent of African-Americans, and 7.6 percent of Hispanics”
Seems like hispanics can keep it together better than any of us!!
Oh…and we don’t like divorce, we just seem to like getting married over and over again!!
I think you mean “better dessert” not “better desert.”
Thanks, ass. SEIG HEIL GRAMMAR NAZI
i love how this was written after valentine’s day
I’m Nigerian, and I can tell you that Shell does not go in with the intent of hiring local workers. Even when that is the case, the number of Nigerians working at shell measures a small fraction of the population within the Niger Delta. Worse, only a handful of Nigerian actually (almost ALWAYS politicians) actually see the profits from this pillaging of our natural resources. You can’t make this comparison.
You’re a fucking idiot… eat shit and die, fucker!
Another thing white people like… correct spelling…
DESSERT.
[…] #66 Divorce […]
I love it…”While all of these are 87% true…”.
Stuff White People Like #67: Taking stuff they read on the internet waaaay to seriously.
If you’ve taken offense to anything on this site, you need to re-examine your own life and chill the fuck out.
that’s funny…
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
White people have problem solving skills and they are all oppurtunist.
Here are the reasons why white people divorce:
1) These people do not know what love it, they believe that good sex is love, no wonder they fall head over heels in love with black dicks.
2) They would rather have sex with prostitutes (only white men bed prostitutes especially the street walkers) than work out marital issues.
3) white women complain about everything, they gossip, look down their noses, know it all, complain complain complain and are very uncompassionate bitches.
4) instead of going out to look for work, white women would rather make babies babies babies, life is not about making babies and being taken care of, learn something ignorant bitches!
5) white people have no conscience and have no sense of loyalty
LOL! classic.
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
….yet…they can spell…and create the country you live in
No..you die.
Devil’s music site…
“life is not about making babies” I know several biologists who would disagree. Reproduction is a major goal of life, for all lifeforms. “do not know what love it” Well, I’ll assume that you mean ‘is’. You aren’t accounting for those who do not divorce, and your broad, wrong racial attacks show a mass of ignorance. Truly, one capable of such hate speech does not know what love is (or “it”, if you prefer). “They would rather have sex with prostitutes” If this were true, there’d be much more prostitution, it would be legal (overwhelming amount of our government is ‘white’), and there would be far less functional marriages. “white women” I’ll stop you there, as that is far too broad a generalization. “instead of going out to look for work” Yes, this COMPLETELY explains the TOTAL lack of white women in the work force. Oh, wait… you’re wrong. “learn something ignorant bitches!” Really? Who is the ignorant one who has to learn something? You. “white people have no conscience and have no sense of loyalty” This comment is so ridiculous, I needn’t even make a case against it. You put your name as “Speak the truth”, but I think that you’re less truthful than George W. Bush, which is saying a lot. Well, if not, you’re at least close.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on getting divorced.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
So wrong… but so right!
Black people would probably like divorce too. If they actually got married…
Time for some gender stereotyping: Women divorce more than men because of feminist ideology, while men are the most to suffer from divorce by psychological ego-trips and being bachelors are “fun” without children to take care of. Some divorces occur for the right reasons, in cases they was neglect, physical abuse, debt/declining incomes and adultery involved to wreck one couple’s marriage vows. Speak the truth is exaggerating some of this crap about black men/white women or husbands’ prefer prostitutes, unless the truth is upscale white marriages are more prone to dysfunctional lives than those living poor on welfare(?) +
Katie, talk radio speaks for more white people: “Liberals are evil, Democrats love the poor, non-whites taking over, Gays do dirty things, Jews do unchristian things, feminists destroy family values etc.” mostly the AM dial or shortwave pirate radio wack-jobs/nut-cases attracts the lower common denominator of white people in rural southern/ western states. Ted Nugent is the whitest of white men. +
Divorce is a taboo in numerous cultures and against many peoples’ religious beliefs. I have Baptist, Catholic, Mormon and other social conservative church relatives felt Christians usually don’t like divorce, and some of you think it’s only bad/false “stereotypes” but I’m telling you the truth. Then again, my parents divorced while I was 7 years old and Dad remarried, but not Mom in the last 20 years since then, and they hadn’t went to their churches for many years as well. +
To hate your parents for what reason? Being “spoiled” or being abused, neglected or undervalued? Or she needed to be in a church/religious environment to stop violating the 5th commandment? If you were my parents, they will be severely punished for speaking out against their authority. Parents can be “nice, friendly and caring” about their kids, but I doubt the trendy yuppie 1970s-80s notion developed by those who claim to been abused: “Parents are your best friends” except my real friends won’t punish me. 😛
9 children? White people don’t have any kids (part of the punchline). My Mom’s father (late paternal grandfather) has 8 siblings, plus a twin-sister, a group of rural white/Indian farm families on the Osage indian reservation in Oklahoma known for large progeny and attendance in a traditional Christian church. Oh goodness, I sound like a Sicilian! +
Correct! 100 white points to Cassandra. But squeezer is right on the starter marriage trend of “try out, then end it contracts”. Divorce rates are in its lowest in the USA since 1970, despite the USA remains the world’s leading divorce country ahead of secular progressive northern Europe. The new trend to dissolve a bad marriage is an open marriage or sanctioned adultery-not-really-cheating I call it for two partners to have other partners of the opposite sex before they finally decide to restore their marriage vows. What is this: “The men always cheat, let the women roam around” trend, as if the whole idea of marriage is doomed to fail. +
I agree with…and Venus was her name! YAH! 😀 Johntheblogger is a typical white conservative in a little fight the white people have between them & the liberals. What gets me is being a white liberal is really a bad thing in 2009 compared to 1969 when it was really risque to speak out against social norms, the law or military policy…out to the streets and in living room TV sets across the country. +
White people don’t shop in Costco, they head to Target. The whites go to Wal-Mart but doesn’t apply in California. Formerly “Semitic” Jewish White people in Stein Mart (for the moneyed), while formerly “Asiatic” Armenian white people are portrayed as really cheap and gaudy now. Stereotypes change with the times and the economy. +
Heh heh, most Hollywood actresses are over age 33 and under 60 (Madonna, Cher and Demi Moore picks up studs half their age in some cases). White men are the problems for white women, seriously, go out with the 20-29 year olds except from my experience: the younger, the more problem I have. I believe it’s the maturity and how much the mature women value a relationship…or it’s just me being warped in the head. I’m in my late 20’s, old enough to know better… not flirt with any girl falling in the “jailbeat” category. +
I misspelled jailbait, became “beat” instead of “bait”. Why do I type fast? It’s like talking without thinking what to say. White people like to do that. No wonder the blog’s author is really saying the darnest things about white people. +
Wow! Ethnic people have their own blog on what they like. Maybe more racist or un-PC, or on second thought, it’s to be funny. C’mon, take a joke people. White, ethnic, etc. We gotta laugh at ourselves. +
Hey mike, I wanna be like mike, and I’m too a Mike (Michael).
California has no majority group, only minorities all under 50 percent of the population. The news media said “the reconquista has been cancelled” after years of “Hispanics become a new majority soon” hype seemed to become a rally point in the neo-Nazi/ White supremacist movement.
It’s thought of 32% of Californians are “people of color” or perceived non-white/Caucasian (African Americans, Asian Americans, etc.) with non-Hispanic whites at 41%. Over 35%are Hispanic “of any race”, 3 or 4 times that of the 1970 and 1980 census data, before the current wave of Latin American immigration which has slowed since 2005. +
“I’m getting tired of you talking bad about minorities. I think you’re a psycho and they’re a minority too” – Sgt. Friday from a 1968 Dragnet episode. A year late for the reply, but it had to be said. +
why marry (buy) the white cow when we can get the free milk anytime we want?
Your married momma was real good to a lot of blacks.
beeeeeotch.
…and your divorced daddy wastes his time chasing after alot of Asian chicks. uh huh…who you been going out with lately? Is she a real person…or a computer program, virtual girlfreind? Good luck with her.
And Dave, don’t think I’m taking your side. The oppressive racism is devastating to Black American families, no wonder the high rates of divorce, desertation and illegitimacy is a problem many African-American celebs: Bill Cosby, Rev. Al Sharpton, Oprah & Pres. Obama discussed. Many Black Christian churches promote abstinence and advocate father-child involvement. +
Beg-a-thon, don’t be begging or panhandling on the net, it’s worse enough for white professional executives in big cities to have a homeless person come to them for money every day. +
well Mikey, you are finally showing your true colors, or in your case…’lack of color’…..
…let me remind your hypocritical ass that you and your people don’t have a lot to brag about…..alcoholism is rampant, your peoples don’t even believe in marriage, and I’m surprised you even know how to use a computer if you’re still on that Cali reservation….
Speaking of asian chicks….why have you shown any backbone and say something to those asswipes….oh, i forgot….you’re there to give everyone your psuedo-history and show off your imitation big brain…..typical of people like you whose ” divorced daddy wastes his time chasing after alot of Asian chicks…”
on a lighter note, my girlfriend is your mother….and she is real….real good…
beeeeotch.
uh…huh, you’re Scarlet with one of your 20 names to fill up the blog with enough crap to be flushed down. You are a troll thinking you’re fighting trolls, you’re showing yourself the color of invisible: online troll. Stop feeding me then and I will stop feeding you. +
If white people are divorcing in 50% rates like 5 years after tying the knot, would more white people loose money after divorce attorneys and house-breaking settlements? Divorce with children present can be psychologically impacting and the high risk of children growing up with less finances from one not two parents. The problem is divorce is more costly, the upper-income white couples believe they can afford a divorce…and their children could grow up unable to become established. At least with my Mom, the divorce made her feel better and my Dad learns about his mistakes. +
Chad (what a country has your name in Africa!), Roberto was probably being a fool in a blog written by a fool. White people are divorcing so much, the children grow up to be adults with psychological issues and lacking enough finances, and divorce is a major cause of near-poverty (or downward spiral to later poverty). White racists usually say black people don’t marry, have kids in high school and dads desert moms…and some white people do that too. +
Speak the truth: white women are hard to handle? Lemme review your “factoids” and compare them to my opinions. I promise not discuss too much on “personal” details.
1. It can start very good or compatible at first, my parents thought any negative behavioral trait is no huge deal, and promise not to act them out again. But in my parents’ case 8 years later, the failure to change certain negative traits. Mom can be a forgiving person, tolerant of dad’s mistakes and be a loving faithful wife, but her patience has ran out.
2. My Dad had a pattern of adultery or Mom;s friends catch him in a nearby bar with a woman (not a friend, but there are physical signs of intimacy). I can’t believe he’s on his 5th wife after four divorces, has he learned by experience on finding that right woman…and only stick with her?
3. Ok, that’s a negative stereotype of white women, but white women are perceived “submissive” or less likely to rebel against a husband. What if the white woman goes to a very social conservative church advises members never to divorce? My parents used to attend them when younger.
4. Very common for a first-time mother to stay home, but a second child arrives and are pushed back to work by the cost of raising a family. My Dad advised Mom to quit working to raise me as a toddler diagnosed with autism, she agreed and later she felt this was part of a gender stereotype.
and 5. Mom does (is it from her “non-white” Cherokee Indian side?), but Dad uses the excuse of his French cultural uprbinging. His first 2 wifes, compared to later two, are NOT druggies, drunkards, criminals and not born poor. Dad’s new wife is from Tanzania, Africa of Pakistani descent, and her age: the same as his grown daughter (late 30’s), as her mom introduced Dad to America. +
Hey Mikey, you drew first blood dumbass…
I had addressed someone else and you had to put your dumbassed comments towards me in it. Let me remind you what you said….
“…and your divorced daddy wastes his time chasing after alot of Asian chicks. uh huh…who you been going out with lately?..”
you drew first blood, and now i’m finishing it. This is one troll you’re gonna regret messing with unless you back da f**k off me.
If you hadn’t start nothing,
there wouldn’t be nothing.
troll on my two middle fingers I’m giving you right now..
beeeeeeotch.
Michael, what the fuck, why are you such a bitch. All you do is whine. This blog constantly tells of the constant one up-man-ship that plagues white people who are still sane. All that you are doing is regurgitating years old bullshit that everyone has heard a googolplex times. Yes, we know youre pc. Congratulations. Everyone has heard the same old shit: blah blah blah, have more respect for this or that. You should be ashamed of yourself. Or, my favorite, ACTUALLY. . .this culture / race has a long distinguished history in this place or that context. Fuck off! remove head from anus. You are barely alive, reprocessing a multitude of facts to make you seem more cultured, more sensitive, and ULTIMATELY more right than everyone else. Because YOU of all people are exactly aware of every ill on this planet. Are you really that incapable of thinking for yourself. OR!! for godsake, taking a J-O-K-E! do you think these people are serious?!! its a joke, i know, its a lot to handle. Youre soooo ridiculous i can hardly think you to be serious. Are you just proving this website correct? seeing if anyone would discover your trickery? or, are you a empty shell of a human filling yourself with the approval of the mystical pc genie and your fellow fake plastic friends?
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
uh huh… you can go make exaggerated accusations about my father “chasing Asian, African or American girls” since he’s in America, has a wife of African/east Indian descent and I shared my own experiences being mistaken as a Japanese, Mexican or Italian by a few bigoted dweebs in my life. I don’t go around asking the most crude, private, embarrasing or controversial things when I first meet a person…and this is called common sense/social skills. You on the other hand are trolling, though the internet is a high risk area for expressing one’s sense of humor, and white people are perceived not have humor anyways. LOL. +
You forgot two more excuses to join in the fun:
9. Don’t work or on federal/state assistance (i.e. welfare) “I’m divorced”…and 10. still live in the same home 20-30 years later as the neighborhood went downhill “I’m divorced”.
Also you have divorced women using the marital status to point out they are liberated in basis of feminist ideology.+
sounds like white “enlightened intellectual” people that live near the berkely area in san francisco.
“Another key factor of divorce is children. On average people who divorce, do so when their children are between the ages of 7-10.”
When the child reaches the “age of reason” according to Catholics or other Christians, except my parents seized going to churches where divorce is prohibited, untolerated or frowned on. These churches believe divorce breaks the strong sacred nature of the family structure, and it’s bad for children in terms of emotional and spiritual development. But whenever spousal abuse, drug addiction/alcoholism and terrible relations in a marriage occurs, maybe it’s the best to divorce and have the former partners start over with a clean slate. +
“Before the birth of their first child, white people like to spend thousands of dollars on books that tell them how to raise children. So instead of simply letting their child watch Hannah Montana or work on their jump-shot, they will take them on weird activities suggested by some over educated individual with a PhD or force them to read a book that is meant for a 9th grader. This often leads to white children hating their parents especially when they don’t live up to their expectations.”
ROFL! To have a child hate their parents is 1. when Mommy or Daddy yells at them, 2. The child still doesn’t get why he or she is in trouble, and 3. Let’s not speak of it ever again. Sounds like not-so-good parenting, more like “parents are dictators by nature, not your friends” to make the child to respect their parents at least but know they’re still loved. The concept of tough love? or the parents themselves are neurotic/psychotic? Mental illness or disorders are said to run in families. +
uh huh and michael – you have completly missed the point of this sites genius. Identifying pop cultural trends and the evil genius that is the white identity construct. Its so wrong to talk abou tthe things we all know we deep down enjoy and love, but its su fucking funny to laugh at the truth about or simple ass selves. Both of you get a fucking grip and lighten up – this is not the place for argumentation as much as exploration of other great american pop cultural concepts atributaible to the white cultural concept. Stay white you crazy crackers!!!!
Only a WHITE PERSON would write such bullshit as this. You are still white you crazy cracker a doggy dogg.
As a white, grad student who loves scarves, diversity, and camping…I would have to say that the only thing missing from the list is THERAPY….we white people who love divorce, difficult break-ups, and bad high school experiences LOVE THERAPY…we love couple therapy, individual therapy, group therapy, family therapy…it doesn’t matter… especially if therapy is from a multicultural, feminist, postmodern perspective!! Trust me, I am a white grad student in a therapy program!! What white person wouldn’t love to spend $150 a week to reflect on their white experiences they had while taking a year off?? Its almost as good as yoga.
What tha fuck did i just say?!!
What tha fuck am I talking about?!!+
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
🙂
I did a special post on this site just for you Mickael, aka ADMickey, aka DUMBASS. I know how to find your SHAME. Time to pay what you owe. The worst is yet to come if you don’t.
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
🙂
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
Lame.
By which I was referring to myself. I’m unbelievably lame.
Is “Greg” here yet?
Yes I’m here to tell you my “Conservative” views again. White women get divorced because they marry white fruitcakes like myself. I married my Asian wife because in their culture, they are submissive and tolerant, with the threat of divorce almost nonexistent as long as you keep her a housewife with a roof above her head.
P.S. I’m not really Conservative. My parents disowned me after they found out I married slanted eyes to feed my degenerate yellow fever to legally fuck 12 year old bodies. My Conservative forefathers torture me in my dreams because of the Interracial Marriage Law they have set and which I have repeatedly violated. They tell me this is the same “degenerate” behavior of the homosexuals, but I am in denial, will someone please shoot my brains out?
Yeah, I just looked in and see you used my name to say something really stupid on another thread. The absurd lack of mental acuity by liberals keeps surprising me. Do you really think people wont be able to tell the difference between you and I? Your penis envy had become ridiculouse. I could probably overlook this kind of idiotic diatribe from a juvenile, but from a retired Veteran of the USMC?!?
You don’t know this, but I was a contractor in both Afghanistan and Iraq working right along side your former brothers. I have the highest respect for them and the job they are doing. You on the other hand, I have to grant an exception due to your prior military service.
How do you think your former brothers would recieve your comments, train of thought, or current belief system? My father recently passed away, a retired Veteran of the Vietnam era, SF branch. Even though you are just a Jar head, I still respect and appreciate your service. I’m beggining to think you may have lost your cajones.
oh just shut tha fuck up with your damned lying war stories Greg!
Next thing we’re gonna be bored to death with is how you’re married to an asian woman (who left you last year but must have come back because YOU are back on this website)..
Then we’re gonna suffer with your stories about your damned farm, and your damned truck, and your damned state of Texas, and your damned conservatism….
Geez, give it a rest…
Would’nt you rather be off fucking yourself somewhere?
Why would I want to fuck myself when I could be fucking you instead Greg?
lets all gangbang greg!!
Can someone please help the author how to properly use a comma? This blog is funny and entertaining, but the misplaced commas are bugging me. Example: “On average people who divorce, do so when their children…” does not need a comma. If anything the comma should go after the word “average” in this sentence.
Also, just because a word ends with an “s” doesn’t mean it needs an apostrophe. Only when the word possesses something else. thanks.
**help the author learn how to properly use a comma** …my bad.
Please see: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
^^^ white person
lmao, probably, true, =) haha so “ironic”
see #99 — Grammar
Blah, blah, blah. This website has a predictable formula: Talk to (mostly) white people about stuff they are insecure about, and make fun of it. Then pretend like the post is directed to “non-whites trying to understand white (lack of) culture.” In conclusion, educate the white people who read this site about what formerly-cool-memes are now passe. Now, pretend that bashing white hipsters is avant-garde and create a new generation of hipsters whose authenticity is due to the fact that they are too under-scrutinized to be ridiculed.
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it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.
it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.
white women paying for sex with black males:
Since when white people became all for divorce to end a marriage? I usually see anti-divorce activism among the very white Mormon, Evangelical, Southern Protestant and Roman Catholic churches. More white people (esp. working women claim to be fully independent, but less paid than male counterparts) want to have children out-of-wedlock. Call it “women’s lib” or “alternative lifestyle choice”, but to me to destroy a marriage while you have children around is considered pyschologically harmful (in most cases, not all). Liberals emphasized gender equality, but insisting “sexist” gender roles, “no fault contract” marriages & families with young kids are outdated or antiquated, is socioculturally harmful. Divorced women & children of divorced parents are more likely to have sociological, pyschological, economic & spiritual (anti-religious) attitudes, problems or disorders than married”-til-death-do-us-part” couples or families.
And yet here you are working to be heard on it. 🙂
I’ll give you a decoder ring so that your brain can sleep soundly. Subtitute the words ‘white people’ with ‘pretentious people’.
As a “white person” I’ll admit I’ve shared some of the pretentious behavior on the list. Albeit I was in my mid-teens, but I bought into many of the stuff as religion. Everyone can be hit with a spell of pretentiousness or self-righteous absurdity from time to time. I’ve seen all ‘races’ do many of the things on this list. No biggie as long as you can laugh at yourself now and again. Or wait, is that just the kind of self-deprecating humor we whites are characterized by (see post 121: funny or ironic tatoos)? Hehehehehe.
Why is it a problem to be anti-religion?
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Yeah half my EXs are married… er the other half are already divorced. I have never been married. I try not to rush into things. I am 28 and enjoying my relationship right now. I have only been dating for 12 years. Why would I want to get married. I plan to live another 60 years. thats 6 times as long as I have dated. people should probably date for very long time, have a dog, live toghether. You know test the water first. Marrige is fucking joke nowadays. I am not saying there are not happy couples now who are married and in love. but when the divorce rate is over 50% is basically means that marriage doesn’t mean shit to anyone anymore. its just a really expensive pointless ceremony. how can you even say vows, stand in front of god, knowing you have more than a 50% chance that you are LYING and going to be divorced in a few years. its a joke!!! lets the gay people have marriage. Its shit now. If they want it, fine. Make it even more pointless and meaningless.
desert, do you mean dessert? GRAMMAR FAIL! I am WHITE and I LOVE correcting this!
This is the only really sad item on the list. Divorce is so difficult for everyone involved, especially the children. It does seems like it’s better in some situations but hopefully only as a last resort. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I think it’s best not to rush into marriage. I did get married very young but I just got lucky because my husband is great. However, some of my friends have ended up with real jerks and I can totally understand why they would want to leave them.
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Divorce is good for social security and the welfare system, because you have a large number of brone families and single mothers dependent on state or federal assistance. Lest not forget that. The children grow up in poverty and move onto becoming welfare receipents themselves, or the lucky ones take a job in a minimum-wage workforce.
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Wouldn’t it be more of a failure in spelling and not grammar?
I am half-white and moderately enjoy correcting this.
Lol this is rich haha i knew white people where miserable on the inside.Thank you blog for clearing this up.and why the hell isn’t Malaysian boys on the list of stuff white men like?
“having good credit, a high paying job, or the ability to purchase a hybrid car are things that people from other ethnicities would love to have.”
So what exactly am I then? Despite my pale skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, German & Scandanavian ancestry, I fall into the category of people who would love to have (and probably never will) those things. Also, I’m a 30 yr old single male. I’m supposed to be getting divorced and I haven’t even been married yet! The only thing that makes me white is the color (or lack thereof) of my skin, is there a term for what I am? oh yeah, there is: LOSER!!
You’re being ironic, aren’t you? See #50.
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Hey Jessi,
Go away! I’m sick of seeing this stupid link everywhere.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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It seems that Liberal white couples love to swing, swap or share spouses so much, no wonder the once sacred status of traditional marriage until “death ’til they part” made monogamy a failed institution.
@Adinnela
The fact is that conservatives have a higher divorce rate than liberals. Your shallow and hasty analysis of the cause of the high rate of divorce may be a result of choosing the wrong sources for your information or a complete lack of critical thinking skills. In any case, your odd comment is a non-sequitur no matter how I tried to rationalize it.
I would just like to point out, in my superior way, that you misspelled ‘dessert’. Unless, of course, your friend had a desert scene at their wedding that you were trying to one-up.
I’m so happy and feel so educated now that I’ve corrected your linguistics. I may just go grab some sushi for dinner and then return home to do something other than watch TV, since I don’t have one. Let me know if you have any papers you’d like me to look over, since, you know, you’re not so fantastic at grammar.
Hahah how fun. Hilarious list by the way.
I guess it stands to reason that white people would seem more prone to divorce, considering they’re more likely to get married in the first place. Having four kids by different dads whose names you don’t remember versus divorcing your spouse because you’ve grown apart? I think I’m comfortable being considered an Oreo on this one.
I don’t think white people are more likely to get married, at all. The assumption you’ve made here is that all marriages end in divorce, which is categorricaly untrue, or at least that the divorce rate is consistent with marriage rate.
Which one was it? “White people love to ‘get offended'”
Way to prove the point!!! LMFAO! I love this blog, keep doing what you’re doing guys. Every culture makes fun of themselves, white people can handle a little bit of being the brunt.
Because I don’t know anyone in my neck-of-the-woods who’s gotten divorced. LMFAO!
Divorce is stupid. Marriages are not taken seriously anymore. Maybe they don’t know the meaning “death to us part”. It stresses both parties out, and they don’t think about their family especially their children. Keep this up then marriage will be considered to be a one night stand relationship and not a serious, loving (through the good times and the craptacular times) bond. They need to remember why they love/married each other in the first place.
People who have “read a lot of Eastern European authors” are the last people I’m going to consult on how to have a happy marriage. Then again, I dated one of Milan Kundera’s relatives while on study abroad and it ended badly.
The only way to avoid a divorce is not to marry. It’s not if, it’s when you lose your child, 18 years of income and over half your stuff.
It’s “until death DO us part”
Sheesh!
Seriously have you ever even spoken to a white person? I went through this site and other than insanly bigoted remarks I found no facts, do some research. Dont just post things that you and the other bigots have decided is true. Also, your an ass!
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Seriously, look at the guy who created the site – he is what he’s mocking. Do some research on satire, this isn’t a marketing research site. Also, you’re an ass. Correcting people’s grammar in bitchy rants is something all people like.
I don’t think it’s divorce they like, but the possible parties after divorce … the “I’m single again and flaunting my freedom” ones.
this is satire – the dude who wrote these things is white, obviously – no one but our own kind could know this much about us! haha. get a sense of humor.
I weep for humanity.
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In order to get divorced a person must must first be married. This is why the divorce rate among black people is so low.
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Without the relation we cant get that point.
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