Can Sips at Home Prevent Binges?
By: Eric Asimov
The New York Times, March 26, 2008
“It usually doesn’t take. Most of the time kids — teenagers, anyway — would as soon snicker at their old man’s obsessions as indulge him. Even so, I can’t help hoping that my sons might share my taste in music and food, books and movies, ball teams and politics. Why should wine be any different?”
Stuff White People Like examines the issue: Should white children be allowed to drink wine?
Yes:
White people need to learn about wine as soon as possible. Not learning until college puts them at an inherent disadvantage to Europeans and white children raised abroad. It is strongly recommended that children learn about wine regions, vintages, terroir, and tannins in elementary school to give them that all important leg up when they reach college.
Being able to declare “my favorite wine as a child” in a conversation is recognized as more impressive than stories about extended visits to wine regions. In fact, it can only be topped by a story about opening your own vineyard.
No:
White people also enjoy binge drinking.
Final Call:
White children should drink wine. They should not be allowed to drink beer or other “party” liquors.
Stuff White People Like 
man, no comments yet…could someone have jumped the shark?
Where do you come up with this stuff?
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
I’m #2, woo-hoo!!!
This article presented me something to worry about in the future when I have those hypothetical children that exist now only in my head.
I did find it a bit insulting, the idea that binge drinking is ALWAYS wrong, however.
self-pwned, doh!!!
nice work!
Ugh my girlfriend wants to own a vineyard when she gets old. I think only white women should drink wine when their kids, then they’ll drink that in college instead of tequila slammers which often leads to bro slamming.
Ha ha… Might have!
But most of all, I wish to inculcate in my progeny a love for microbrews.
somebody’s in trouble
Not sure this would fly with the White Aristocrat Set in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Those jerks wrap their kids in plastic until they are 14.
My dad and stepmom always let me drink a little wine with dinner from the time I was a kid. Of course, now I have their palate, but they have great taste. I can say things like, “I’ve been drinking Pinot Noirs **long** before “Sideways” came out.”
Stuff white people like includes blindly clicking on links, per this article:
http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
My favorite wine as a child…
“But Mom…. I don’t like Brie!”
Did the original blog writers leave?
Did the original blog writers leave?
Dude, you are becoming the voice of a generation. I’m sure you didn’t have that intent when you started all of this, but i currently list you and barack obama as my two heroes.
I really like the direction of this article. Would someone please give him a TV show?
I swear to God I was just debating this wine issue in the shower with myself this morning. I AM LILY WHITE.
Seriously, can you guys just go back to being funny? There are no shortage of other things that white people like (or rather, that rich people like, which is what this blog really is).
Are you saving everything for the book now?
I like the break from the list only format
Also, wanted to note that this site gave me that little extra push to start writing my own thing about local agriculture and how we can marry this idea with pretentious ideaologies about food. Since it is kind of related… http://culiinist.com
This site is like Ashton Kutcher… mildly funny for approximately 10 minutes and then excruciatingly annoying for the rest of your life.
What kid wouldn’t like drinking? Thats where you learn!
http://www.asusportsreport.com/
Or rather, what young rich liberal American urbanites like. None of the things posted on this site are characteristically or stereotypically “white.”
Weak entry. We want the original clander.
SWPL is more like opening a sustainable, non-profit wind-powered vineyard in a place where grapes don’t normally grow like Oregon. And you have to be able to order the wine from your iPhone.
I don’t know about wine, but maybe crack cocaine.
Getting less funny around here every day and anyone who posts…
“First”
“1st”
“#1”
And even those dorks who think posting “I’m #2” is cool should be kicked in the nuts (or the vagine… as you will).
McCain hates wine.
Also children.
Especially posting “#2” when you’re actually number 3.
clearly, white people also like complaining about a completely voluntary activity that they have chosen, such as reading a blog. include it in the book?
Again, doofus, this site is about the “Right Kind” of white person, not the “Wrong Kind”.
Have some faith.
McCain hates the phrase jumping the shark, having jumped the shark himself.
I’m not white
I dont drink wine, dont have gay friends, dont care about traveling, never want to be in San Francisco, have a college degree that is actually applicable to the real world, dont have a problem with shopping at Wal-Mart.
White people like wines that sound cool to pronounce.
In the 1980s, it was grenache. “I’ll have the white grenache.”
A couple of years ago, it was Shiraz. Nothing sounds cooler than ordering a glass of “SHIRAHHHHZZZZ.” It’s like a Syrah on steroids.
I have no idea what wine white people are drinking now.
White people also like to drink Stella Artois even though its considered the equivalent of Bud Light in Belgium. The girlie type of white person thinks the name sounds sophisticated. Bonus white person points for simply ordering “a Stella.”
That’s true about the Stella Artois. In grad school (white person liberal arts degree here!) I heard someone talking about how much she loved Stella Artois and how it was considered one of the best beers in Belgium. One of the European grad students wasted no time in correcting her.
i think the answer is that white people just want to get wasted.
http://makingitrain.blogspot.com
Right on about “Stella”.
I’m not sure, but Hefeweizen might be the new “thing” in beer as far as SWPL.
First of all, I’m surprised that Eric Asimov was able to convince some hapless woman out there that he wasn’t one of the dudes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy long enough to succeed in procreating (more than once, apparently).
Second of all, if, when my children reach their teenage years, they drink wine and not Pabst Blue Ribbon that they begged a friend’s older brother to buy for them, I’ll know that the whole “time out” thing is a complete failure and that I should’ve spanked their asses during their formative years (and since their formative years happen to be right now, maybe I should and beat them pre-emptively tonight… just to be on the safe side).
My favorite part of trendy bars is when you see a couple bearded white people hunched over the bar, force feeding themselves an incredibly disgusting beer (ie: arrogant bastard) for the sole reason that it comes served in an awkwardly-shaped glass. Its secret white code that the more extreme the glass your beer is served, the better you are than the person next to you.
Picture is great. Gotta love the kids listening to the ipod and talking on the cell phone while drinking wine.
John McCain hates you.
John McCain would bitch slap you if John McCain’s arms worked properly.
(By the way, do you know what John McCain frickin’ loves? Referring to himself — that would be John McCain — in the third person.)
P.S. Your posts are prohibited by a little-known clause in McCain-Feingold. Feds in black helicopters will visit your home shortly. Kiss the kids on the forehead and pat the wife on the ass because you won’t be seeing them for a while. A long while.
WOW, i was actually debating this to myself last week…unreal…however i do not and will not ever look like that white man in the drawing
Any kid that says they had a favourite wine as a child is a liar and an idiot.
I was given wine like every other kid, I drank it sometimes but what the hell kid likes the taste of wine instead of a Coca Cola or something?
White people means HIPSTERS…WHITE WASTE….
Pretentious, predictable douchebags. They try so hard not to judge based on sex, gender, culture and will bend over backwards proudly to show everybody they are not judging another because of their race/colour/sex/culture and feel good about themselves.
But when they meet somebody with different tastes and style than them they all judge.
Dont forget:
White People LOVE pointing OTHER people out as Racists.
It makes them feel great about themselves, and reassured them that they are not racists. They also like finding racism in everything so that they may point it out and gain “points” with who/whatever it discriminates against.
your kids will all drink and most of them will probably smoke weed at some point in their teenage lives, there is next to nothing you can do about it, but you can explain that to many liberals, they dont understand that you can’t control the way people behave
All I have to say is Drew Barrymore
that NY Times picture is pure comedic gold for this site!
I think these topics are losing a bit of steam…started stong. I need some better stuff guys.
http://www.platenuts.com
“bro slamming” Are you serious? You must have had your college g/f stolen but a group of well endowed handsome athletic black guys…
let it go. it was in college.
http://www.platenuts.com
saving everything for the book?!?!?! You must have heard too. Could it be that white people like sandbagging?
http://www.platenuts.com
How does one jump a shark anyway? I never understood that.
http://www.platenuts.com
So, this all points to an interesting question: Is ordering an obscure/trendy microbrew/import a way of distinguishing yourself from someone who orders wine? That is, is it a way to demonstrate to others that you are in fact not “white” as per this blog? Does such an attempt make them even whiter?
Maredsous Abbey Beer
Double points if you know the Air Base nearby.
Triple points if you know what a TEL is.
The satirical commentary on the article was spot-on.
It shouldn’t even be an issue. Kids don’t need to smoke, drive, or fire guns *in moderation* before they’re old enough to use them like grown-ups. So they shouldn’t need to drink wine either.
Alcohol was almost entirely absent while I was growing up and that made it all the more easy to continue to ignore it past my 21st birthday. It didn’t make me want to go get trashed.
Party liquors? Did someone consult Unknown Hinson?
greatest comment every posted on this site.
@Shawn,
Huh?
Great posting! I chuckle gleefully every day as I gaze at my pasty white skin and apply organic lotion to my elbows
McCain loves black helicopters.
EFF PARK SLOPE –
Actually, it’s conservative parents who are obsessed with control and who think they can keep their kids from drinking and smoking pot…liberal parents are the ones drinking wine (and smoking pot) with their kids because they know they’re going to do it anyway. Hence, this post and the post on marijuana. The ‘right kind’ of white people love drinking wine/microbrews and smoking pot with their kids…it lets everyone know how intelligent they truely are.
Ever notice that Germans are the only Protestants who can hold their liquor, and Irishmen are the only Catholics who can’t?
I don’t want to kill anyone’s buzz, but white kids have been “studying wine” for years. My white (teenage) friends and I used to pair wines such as Boone’s Farm, Thunderbird and MD 20/20 with a sack full of White Castles, or perhaps a “beef n bean” burrito from 7-11.
I never understood the connection between recreational under-age drinking and alcoholism. I’m no expert (save 10 years as a bartender), but it seems to me some folks can handle the sauce, and others cannot.
I do not believe alcoholism is a “disease” nor to I believe it to be “hereditary”. Sometimes people drink too much, or drink for the wrong reasons. Some people drink appropriately, while others do not. These behaviors are the result of choice. It’s very simple, if one’s drinking becomes unhealthy, either he/she deals with the problem, or the problem deals with him/her.
Anyway, that’s my two cents.
I don’t know about that… this site provokes a mild chuckle almost every time I check it, but I feel entirely neutral about Ashton Kutcher.
Ha! Kudos to you, my friend. I never like arrogant bastard! That shit is fucking disgusting!
Yes, yes, and, of course, yes! :p
Anyway, my preschooler has had sips of microbrew here and there. Recounting this tidbit in conversation clearly elevates my family’s sophisticated attitude above the schizophrenically Puritanical masses who guzzle Miller Lite but forbid their teenagers anything stronger than Sunny D.
After all, we’ve both spent time traveling abroad. LOL.
that guy in the yellow shirt looks like john ritter
Im so glad (and fortunate) to have a mother addicted to prescription medication, while also being an alcoholic. Since ive been a child, I knew the best wines on the market, and which wines goes best with which prescription drugs. Now I know most people cant hold their ambien and red wine very easily without having amnesia, but for me I can easily function properly with both in my system. I can operate heavy machinery and still teach the children about the best areas in Italy to buy the most authentic, and expensive olive oil (you never know when you might need to know where to get the best olive oil). I am fortunately not an alcoholic like my mother, I only drink one bottle of wine a day, and it is apparently very good for the heart. I say its very important to teach small children the proper wines to drink and for them to know the taste, so they can easily identify the wine, and the region it was grown. I dont consider wine a liquor, since its been around for thousands of years….was jesus a drunk? no. Wine should be the prodominate drink at every meal, even breakfast. Wine just screams culture, class, refinement. So I say why not drink up!
OMG…this is so spot on! and guess what Ohio is the new Oregon. They used to grow grapes there before tobacco, which made more money.
Also, it’s true white women dream of having their own vineyard.
As for children and wine..my daughter loves her JD.
I didn’t even try wine until adulthood. Of course, now I drink it every day, so go figure!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
Getting kids drunk makes it easier for adults to have sex with them.
E. Asimov in NYT: “In European wine regions, a new parent might dip a finger in the local pride and wipe it lovingly across an infant’s lips — ‘just to give the taste.'”
My son tasted Young’s St George’s Ale before he was 21. 21 *days*, that is. I dipped his pacifier in it. He thought it OK, but for the moment he prefers cherry-flavored acetaminophen.
Macedonians, or Montenegrins, I forget which, are known for brushing a loaded firearm across the lips of newborn boys. Gives them an inkling of what’s in store for them.
This blog is brilliant. Thanks for your work.
Also, I agree. Wine basics should be a part of late high school education for all white children & friends of white children. I am quite proud that my younger brother knows enough about wine so that he won’t be embarrassed ordering a bottle a year from now, when he is legal.
http://www.youtube.com/williebenign
Anonymous: You think Clander’s going to publish his dynamite final drafts on this fucking blog so everyone can read them for free. No mon, no fun.
Great post! I was just having that conversation with a bunch of other white people. We all grew up in Ontario, Canada (English) but have lived/spent time in Quebec (French). We were agreeing that in Quebec kids drink earlier, but they seem to do much less binge drinking in University than the kids from English Canada.
That could be another post, if you wanted to doing something for your Canadian fans. In general all white Canadians agree that things are more civilized (more European) in Quebec. But few choose to live there for long if they’re not native Quebecers, because of the poor economy and oppressive language laws (if you’re not a French speaker.)
DUDE.. did you see the 11 yr old girl who GOT TAZED TODAY???!!!
WTF?! >> http://detentionslip.org
“Don’t Taze Me Hoe!”
I dont know about wine, but I know they’ll like cakes.
And with cakes like these:
http://theworldofm.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/cakes/
anyone can have ’em; white, black, brown, yellow, pink, purple
Most people who drink are not alcoholics. They enjoy a glass or two of wine or beer because of the ‘taste.” Contrary to conventional wisdom social drinkers are more sensitive to the effect of alcohol than ardent booze hounds. They may enjoy the mildly ephemeral buzz of a drink but anything more than one or two ounces triggers unpleasant psychoactive consequences in the form of anxiety, fearfulness or nausea.
Alcoholics drink because they love the stuff more than sex, more than their wives and children, more than life itself. The addiction is purely physiological and has nothing to do with a stressful job, a bad marriage or poor judgment.
To the point: If an alcoholic drinks, even as a toddler or teen sipping from mommy’s glass of merlot, he is doing what he loves best.
I have been drinking hefeweizen about twenty years ,so saying its the “new” thing is ridiculus.I find this a retarded website anyway .not too stereotypical,
someone should just close this racist blog shit
“You got to be kidding me. Children should drink BEER!
Wine stain, wine smells, and wine is so 1990’s.
BEER is in man, look around… Beer!”
Americo de Thunk Different.
http://ThunkDifferent.com
My parents had the opinion that if they would let me drink wine or beer or whatever, so long as I was at home. As soon as my mom let me, I grabbed a glass of wine and tried to drink it. It was so foul that I never wanted to touch the stuff again. To this day, wine (and beer) just turn my stomach. They should have tried this same technique with vodka.
http://mantivity.blogspot.com
What the heck is remotely “corny” “liberal” white about drinking wine?? Our ancestors have loved the hell out of it for thousands of years. How do you think Europe became so damn densely populated. Some frankish warrior came home from slaying saracens, gave thanks to god, drank a ton of good wine and made love to the wife of his vanquished foe on top of some animal pelts.
What’s sissy about that?
My (white) parents let me have wine at holiday meals starting when I was about 14 or 15. I never felt the need to go out to and get trashed or sneak booze into the house. I’m glad I have a healthy attitude about alcohol thanks to them.
Sulfites!
it’s an obscure to a happy days episode where fonzie jumped over a shark.
since most feel this was done to gather ratings for a show that had run out of steam and ideas, it is used for the expression.
http://www.jumptheshark.com/index.jspa
As far as wine, nobody should ever, ever drink white wine, EVER! It should be outlawed, or put in tanker trucks and all moved to Oklahoma or SOMEPLACE where they could neutralize the stuff! But a nice glass of 15.2% Zinfandel is a great way for kids to start the day, I must say. I mean, it worked for me!
PS – Just a random comment on this hilarious site: I suggest a name change. It should be What White People Likes.
White children should only be allowed to drink expensive wine. You know, the kind of stuff that isn’t vegetarian cos it’s packed full of veal.
can we get a post about how young white parents like to bring their kids out to eat at restaurants that clearly aren’t designed for children? they’ll even bring their own screw in high chairs to places that don’t have booster seats
you been playing aoe?
This is so well put I’m thinking of embroidering it upon the screen of my MacBook Air.
Oui.
I think I’ll stick to adding whiskey to the baby’s bottle at first, then see where it goes from there. As long as the boys don’t drink wine coolers, we should be safe.
Omg. White people LOVE calling Stella (that’s right) Belgian Budweiser. They’d much rather have a Duvel – or has that become too mainstream, too?
Hmm… Always wondered what growing up in Saudi must have been like…
Of course white children should drink wine with meals … starting with diluted wine at 5-6 and transitioning to undiluted wine (just a small amount) by the time they are 8-10. How else is a child supposed to develop his or her palate? They need to learn what’s good (and why) and what wines go with what foods. Children who drink wine growing up will not be the merlot bingers of the next generation.
My parents started me at 5 or 6 and we started our children at the same age. Now in their early 20s, the kids have excellent palates, good taste memories, and have tasted — and talked about — first rate wines for over a decade. They understand about buying wine, laying red wines down for aging for a decade or so, and how wines mature.
ORGANIC wine of course….
Come clean, Cato, what White-People-In-The-News publication did you plagiarize this from? No need to cheat, Clander will actually give you “credit” for citing your source!
As a child growing up in Darien, my parents not only encouraged our drinking, but made “toddler binge-drinkers” out of us. The rationale was that if we drank until we were commode-hugging drunk as kids, moderation in alcohol would rule our lives as adults. And it worked. Today, I enjoy one or two Dewars a day and perhaps a Puligny-Montrachet with supper but that’s about it. My boyfriend, on the other hand, has battled alcohol addiction since he first went off to Choate. OMG, I hold his crazed Episcoplaian parents totally responsible. He was never pernitted to imbibe at home, and that first bottle of Glenfiddich at 15 completely altered his brain chemistry for life. I suspect that’s how he ended up in bed with the cable guy recently. I, on the other hand, was pernitted to drain the leftover glasses of Bungundy, Bordeaux, and Pouilly-Fuisse at every event in my home to the delight of my parents and guests. In fact, they gave me a Sauterne for my 6th birthday. Once, I remember my father’s being sloshed on a fine Chateau Pichon-Longueville, holding my head like really hard and forcing me to swallow the stuff until I bit into the glass! (It was Thanksgiving Eve…still no excuse as I was only 5) My lip was cut badly, but my mother was furious with him because I had broken the Waterford (her mother’s) Later, he gave me the label for a little home-made scrapbook, and I’ve been a responsible drinker as an adult although I still carry the physical scar. Miles’ injuries are all from adult DWI auto accidents. The moral? Let your kids booze it up as soon as they show an intrest in liquor.
what is “bro slamming” anyway? is it… is it… mansex? btw otherwise straight frat “bros”??
My mother used to actually take me out with her gay male friends to cool dinner places, and I thought it was hilarious- (Okay, so my mothers friends were gay guys, but they were waiters that worked with her, and she’s French, so I think it is more the gay waiter liking to hang with French women thing)-
But my mother didn’t give me wine, even being French. If I asked for it, she probably would have, but what kid wants wine when you can have a Shirley Temple?
I was always allowed to sample the wines underage, but I never had a glass of my own.
I think the reason this site is able to present these ideas as “white” things is because most media types ARE these kinds of people, who tend to seek out whites similar to themselves as subjects of their “human-interest” stories with white subjects. Hence the popular media image of what whites are: wealthy neurotic pantywaists. The reporters and producers don’t relate to lower class whites (I’m talking about the national media). I don’t recall seeing many sympathetic news stories about the poor/working class who happen to be white. Usually those stories are reserved for other races. To me it comes off pretty obvious that everything here is lampooning whites only of a certain stripe, but it’s more clever to be subtle and not call it “stuffrichwhiteliberals” like…Would take most of the fun away.
I happen to like Arrogant Bastard. But, for the record, Double Bastard is better.
Yawn. It really sucks but this site has finally lost it’s steam…was fun while it lasted. See you all at the next hot spot.
Peace and love,
Jay
Two suggestions for this blog or the upcoming book:
#? – White people like “Stuff White People Like”. Whether it is to confirm their whiteness or because it is now a great starter for a hip conversation with the other white folks in the office. White people like to know Stuff White People Like.
#? – White people like to curl their upturned nose even a little further towards their forehead by submitting huffy comments to the blog Stuff White People Like. It fulfills their need to display their superior intellect. Sending off a terse, but well constructed comment to Stuff White People Like is the new “I don’t own a television” card for expressing white people’s clear mental superiority and lack of time for the trivial type of humor designed for “the other people”.
Greg wrote:
“Any kid that says they had a favourite wine as a child is a liar and an idiot.”
This is simply untrue. From the very first time she drank good, aged Cabernet Sauvignon undiluted — at around 8 — my daughter has preferred well-made Cabernet Sauvignon (and Pauillac in Bordeaux) above other wines. Beaulieu Vineyards Georges de LaTour Private Reserve 1979 and Pichon-Lalande 1978 were her specific favorites. And 1981 Les Grenouilles Grand Cru Chablis. Honest, well-made wines without pretense.
Muffie, you have my sympathies….but at least your father gave you the label. Pichon Baron or Pichon Lalande? I hope the Sauternes they gave you was d’Yquem, or at least Climens or Suduiraut….
Yes, Ashton Kutcher is blech… but you do know that you don’t have to come to this site, right?
hahaha. lulz.
tannins!
Sorry, luv, but its fair dinkum. Family’s taken wine seriously for centuries, my greatgrandfather was on the wine jury at the 1900 Paris Exposition.
Thanks for the entertainment. Too funny!
West Indians and Carribbean-Latinos teach their kids to drink young and most of them don’t end up alkies.
I think that this blog would be better if it was called “Stuff AMERICAN White People Like”.
White people in America are like no white people anywhere else on earth!
Amy @ http://www.weareneverfull.com
I think that this blog would be better if it was called “Stuff AMERICAN White People Like”.
White people in America are like no white people anywhere else on earth!
Amy @ http://www.weareneverfull.com
First, the oppressive language laws are only oppressive if you refuse to learn French. I think it’s way easier to speak than English, even though English is my first language.
Second, I drank with my Quebecois cousins when we were teenagers and I agree, we weren’t pathological about it. We didn’t hide it, it was in a social setting with our parents around. No biggie…..
Maybe it’s because nearly everyone in Quebec is culturally (if not theologically) Catholic, and Catholics are used to communion wine starting at age 7.
My nephew grew up calling beer “Daddy’s Juice.” Oh yeah, I’m so white, I’m translucent.
Dear Cato person:
Thank you, sir. Yes, I still have the label from the Chateau
d’Yquem. The gave me a Roquefort and foie-gras to go with it, and all of it probably contributed to the early onset of diabetes I battle. Anyway, your daughter has a wondeful father. My niece has moved on to Chilean wines (at 7!)
My favorite wine when I was a child was Chianti, served diluted with tap water in a Welch’s jelly jar. Thanks for the memories…
It helps the children sleep! Plus, that way we can feel more European! And, we shan’t have our offspring pop in to a dinner party without proving their impervious background, education, and sophistication, shall we.
Miles says “Absolutely. Do Corsendonks.” His new “gay friend” had the Stella stashed in a cooler in the cable company truck otherwise the stuff would never have touched his lips.
hmmm, probably best to save the non-list stuff like this for the book. Since someone has jumped the shark around here why not help me pony up on the success of this blog and pay me a visit:
Stuff Queer People Like
http://stuffqueerpeoplelike.wordpress.com
Am I the only one using this blog to find new stuff to like? I figure if I already like most of the things on your list, I would also probably like Netflix and David Sedaris…which were previously unknown to me (how I could have made this oversight, I have no idea).
Fair enough. I’ll drink to that.
maybe he drank to much wine at home with his parents,
are you on this blog to
yep they are dinking wine with their kids
no sense of humor I guess, drinking wine with your parents gives you a sense of humor
Ashton kutcher…………where, where is he !!!!! is he here
eeeehhhhh not your best blog
and drinking wine with his kids
Then HIT THE ROAD, TOAD!
Is the white kid French? Then the answer’s an obvious Oui, because he/she already does.
Our younger kid — wanted to be 30 since she was about 4 — loves the idea of wine. She’s always begging for sips of whatever we’re drinking. The kid loves to act like she knows what she’s talking about when her dad breaks down and lets her taste it, then asks her what she thought.
It’s sort of cute … if by “cute”, one means “edging on the creepy”.
Her older sister could not be less interested. “I don’t drink,” she says.
If she tasted the latest sounds-like-an-exotic-disease foreign wine (Chateauneuf-de-Pape?), the older one would probably say, “Wow. That tastes like **ass**.”
ACTUALLY YOU PRONOUCE IT WITHOUT THE Z
IS THIS MY SHAWNY
OK THAT WAS SICK, I’M A SHAMED OF YOU ANONYMOUS, MAYBE THATS WHY YOUR NAME IS ANONYMOUS,
BUT WE WEAR DEODORANT
I LOVE WINE, AND THE POP OF THE CORK, AND GLUG AS IT GOES INTO THE GLAS,
WINE WINE WINE WINE WINE, I LOVE YOU WINE, POP GLUG, SIP SNIFF SIP SIP WINE WINE WINE WINE WINE POP GLUG SIP SNIF WINE WINE WINE WINE I LOVE WINE
AND I DO LET MY CHILDREN TASTE IT, ESPECIALLY WITH A GOOD MEAL. OR DIFFERENT WINES WITH DIFFERENT FOODS, AND THEY APPRECIATE IT.
the fact that there are now running conversations in the comments section of this blog is both sad and white. so very, very white indeed.
OK. I have to ask. Am I a horrible father? We were debating this last night. My friends were getting married a couple of weeks ago and I went to the reception (which was at Foufounes, a local bar) to congratulate them. With my two children. They had cokes, but after numerous pleas I gave one some of my beer. I only had one, in contrast to my Irish heritage. But still, he’s 8.
For the record, my children are multilingual, I own a Mac and an iPod, I prefer Colbert over Stewart, would totally vote for Obama if I was American (unless, of course, Stephen Colbert was accepted), I’m a bit tipsy from the wine I drank at a dinner party, that I hosted, involving sushi and Thai food, and I was wondering when you were going to do an article on bagels?
To go even further on the whiteness scale, I enjoy telling people that I live in the ghetto. The McGill ghetto, bitches.
STUFF QUEER PEOPLE LIKE
http://stuffqueerpeoplelike.wordpress.com
By the way, NYT reporter Eric Asimov, author of the article on children and wine, is the nephew of sci-fi author Isaac Asimov.
However, noticing who in the media is related to whom is not SWPL.
kanye west just posted a link to your site btw
word this is different but still good
– http://www.anythingblack.wordpress.com
im jealous
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/
check that shit out.
Still freakin hilarious
If I were making a list of ignorant blogs this would definately make it. Sloppily poor observations that people think are clever are dangerous, even more so when they are done under the pretense of ‘just’ being jokes- especially when they claim to be cetain truths about an entire population of people that only exist in the imaginary.
I just wanted to congratulate you on everything. I’m so excited for you that you’re going to have a book. I LOVE SWPL and read it all the time.
PS Obviously James doesn’t get the genius of SWPL.
No way Jose.
The right kind of Whites do not marry asians or blacks or jews — and have non-White kids. Those are the wrong kind of Whites, that cease to even be White.
No, not really.
I definitely took great pride in beating my dad and all his friends at wine-tasting competitions when I was 10 years old and onward. I may not have appreciated the wine as much as they did, but my untainted super-sensitive little taste-buds definitely rocked the house when tasting for differences in the wine.
I also throw out the Kokanee my friend offered me at 13 when I tasted how cheap and weak it was on my highly attuned pallate… so yes, learning to appreciate good alcohol at a young age helped me to avoid getting pissed with my friends as a teenager.
You called?
My son drinks two glasses of wine a night. If he doesn’t, I usually finds he tries to sneak it in during the day.
Yes, it’s called propaganda.
The Daily Show is a great example of using humor and humiliation as a technique to covertly push an adgenda. The “Borat” guy Cohen is a master of that as well.
It’s disgusting.
Now that I think about it… I’m going to have myself some more wine, play a game of personal Jenga, watch “Road House”, eat a vegetarian chicken pot-pie and fall asleep to my Michael Bolton tape. I hope you can all be so privileged.
why is the blog formula being messed with?
Yes. And that’s why we laughed our Asimov…
Wine actually has less alcohol than some cough medicines per teaspoon. Wine glasses of cough syrup? That was so 2004 . No one drinks that much Nyquil (anymore) because the makers kindly thought to include their own recyclable ‘shot glass’ ! Menthol green or Cherry red?
“Our love is God. Let’s go get a slushie.”
J.D. to Veronica , Heathers
Sacha Baron Cohen has to be one of the most inbred Yids I have ever seen. I think he’s marrying a White woman though.
What about that movie: ‘Meet the Parents’, where that hot White chick (Terri Polo) was marrying that jewish character played by halfjew runt Ben Stiller? EEEKK!!!!
Like in real life she’d turn an Owen Wilson looking guy for a little jewish runt? Gotta love hollywood and their imagery they put out!
stuffwhitepeoplelike mentioned by Oprah Winfrey yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Isn’t that totally politically incorrect, recommending kids to drink wine? I thought you get busted in the States for drinking under 21. Just watch it, that no politically correct parent sues you :-)))
problem with the Irish was that they stayed out of the Second one…
Sailer: “However, noticing who in the media is related to whom is not SWPL.”
LOL, so true.
Should children drink wine? Let’s rephrase the question: should children drink double espressos?
I’m no doctor but given the existence of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome and the general idea that kids brains are growing and not yet fully formed children – we’re not talking about 15 year olds here, but 6-12 year olds – I’ll have to pass on giving the thumbs up to kids drinking wine. When the writer asks:
“Why should wine be any different?”
it comes across as a bit air-headed. Typical liberal: “what harm can it do?” is their default position on everything, placing the onus on you, the smart person with valuable time, to re-explain the wheel to these blank slate bozos. Eric Asimov is not a young man and shouldn’t be blurting out stupid questions.
I am a white teenager and I love wine, especially when I am watching “Desperate Housewives” on TV. I am turning 17 this year, btw.
I am not a binge drinker though, like many, many others my age
One has to be sensitive to a child’s lead here … if you child likes the taste and aroma of wine, you can introduce them easily. If a child dislikes the aroma and taste, one should not force them.
You are an evil, evil person…….!
🙂
Nice, how about blacks and crack binging? Idiot.
Reading SWPL I’ve learned about Williamsburg (Billyburg) & now Park Slope. I didn’t know from Welcome Back, Mister Cocktail about Brooklyn & I kinda liked it that way.
Why do I feel so demeaned by my new-found knowledge?
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Nice blog you got there Jose. FREAKONOMICS is the biggest sham ever perpetrated on the masses with the possibly exception of One Hour Martinizingtm .
iHaunt is most apropos.
SWPL was an erstwhile favorite iHaunt of mine. Now…no so much.
With all due respect your comment is one of the most ignorant things posted on this blog.
Olive oil from Spain is the best.
If your Shawny is the one living and working in Harrisburg, PA (home of the ‘wrong’ sort of white folk but filled with good ‘Amish’ furniture), then the answer is yes.
Yeah but i thought he was brilliant in Die Hard. Hahahahaha.!!
Forget Sedaris.
Netflix must be okay otherwise why would anyone deal with snail mail? I knew about it but never tried it. Now I might.
Pass that bottle to me!
Great comment
You can substitute Goat Cheese for Brie or any other soft cheese except Velvetta and Cheez Whiz
I grew up on a sheep farm in Wisconsin and after earning a degree in Fine Art & Photography I aspired to live in a more culturally diverse place, so I moved to the great city of Chicago. As I enjoy the perks of being in a thriving urban area, I also maintain my country roots by gardening, landscaping, playing the banjo, strolling in the park, bicycling and regularly photographing my flora.
I nominate you for White Person of the Day 😉
Great photos on you site.
Privileged Whites (the right kind of white) do whatever the fuck they want with impunity.
Law…? They own the law.
Bastards
SWPL had a good run.
can i get some thought’s on saying “cab sav” instead of cabernet sauvignon? i am having a debate w/ a non white self proclaimed wine ‘expert’….
Ok. I’m done visiting here.
And I’m not buying the book.
Wil Shipley, is that you?
Sorry, but this blog is really getting shit. I used to like it, but now it’s definitely run out of ideas.
Do you get extra bonus points for using the cockney rhyming slang?
“I’ll have a pint of Nelson please”
lol!
I wish i could drink wine so i didnt look dumb to all my european friends.
http://reverendtiki.wordpress.com/
The new White Problems, White Places, and White People in the News are all LAME.
Go back to entertaining commentary, stick to the list.
that’d be “vagina”
Is it wrong to dip your finger in your wine and rub it in your 18-month-old’s mouth? Even if you’re British?
just askin’
Amazing how this blog attracts anti-semites like flies to…well, a steaming pile of anti-semites.
Anti-semites and “I declared it jumped the shark before you did” cretins.
Weird.
So, you know, the good news is that your at the top of the list at the “Blogs anti-semites don’t like” blog.
Eh. My family always made wine with grapes from their own farm back in the old country. Wine is a beverage to them, and they never got hung up about all this other stuff. Some people do, but I guess everyone needs a hobby.
My grandparents let me try chocolate at a young age, and I still haven’t been able to kick the habit. It’s true, there are pictures aka “blackmail” that my mother has of me with chocolate from one cheek to the other.
Ironically, I tried wine for the first time (that I remember) when I was 14 and visiting my uncle in Germany. If that’s not the most appropriate place to start a drinking habit!! But I never got into wine, the taste of it was a little too tart.
(Your wise ass remark here.)
There are occasions where I’ll pick up a cabernet and enjoy a glass with a good book, listen to some Norah Jones, but that’s been a while now.
Last thing I need is to be some old-timer singing on a plane, right Bill Turk?
I’m British and my grandmother gave me whiskey *hic*.
Helps with *hic*…everything!
http://ta2ati2d.wordpress.com
This is unrelated but I think white people really like catch phrases from popular culture, like “alrighty then” and “I’m Rick James, bitch” and “who’s your daddy?” and totally running them into the ground.
Hey wait a second…
I realize that all your posts are about the subspecies of whites called yuppies. What about the rednecks and crackers??
Luke Jackson
http://solipcyst.blogspot.com
Apparently some school teachers even buy booze for kids. I read crazy stories like this at http://detentionslip.org every day!
This is not jumping the shark! This is hilarious.
As Denis Leary put it in “No Cure For Cancer”:
“Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key, it’s the thirteenth F***ing step! You can drink it, it’s over the counter! Drink as much as you want!
If anybody asks ‘Are you drunk?’
‘No I just have a cold. Same cold I’ve had for the last 5 years, just can’t seem to shake it. I’m high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry F***ing Christmas!’
It says on the back of the bottle ‘May make you drowsy’. It should say ‘Don’t make any f***ing plans. Kiss your family and friends good-bye, say hello to KLAUS!!'”
Klaus being Klaus Von Bulow, for those of you unsure of the reference.
In the beginning was the word… close behind the cliche..followed by the hackneyed phrase…
‘totally running it into the ground’ is as American as Apple Pie. or a Double Latte…
If you like David Sedaris, you’ll also like Augusten Burroughs! Just an FYI.
A redneck would only ruin a white person’s fancy dinner party.
The scenario would unfold like this: some yuppie would try to be ‘daring’ by announcing that’s he’s been watching NASCAR (oneup-ing your white pals in slumming & irony is a white person obssession) and talk about how much he actually likes Jeff Gordon. The redneck would then snort derisively and say something like “Jeff Gordon?! What, are you some kinda queer like him?” An uncomfortable silence and downward glances would then proceed. The host would be mortified, the party would be ruined, and one yuppie would have his little heart broken.
I say no to underage wine drinking for white people, but give two thumbs up to underage malt liquor drinking for white people.
Funny how white folks are so blase’ about alcohol but majorly freak if their kid knoshes on pizza or something.
the other day, in the farmer’s market, this thirty-something birkenstock babe in a tailored peasant dress gets a call from her kid who is obviously at playdate or something & called to ask permission to eat the pizza they ordered there.
High-Crunch-Factor Chick goes into meltdown mode like she knew the day would come when peer pressure’d exert itself on her & her kid’s lifes but not now, y’know, not today! Not while I’m stressed out on checking my Iphone for the organic authenticity of my fucking produce!
She ends the call with a very earnest plea for the youngin’ to follow its conscience & do the right thing & not eat of the tree of damnation or whatever apocalyptic spin she put on it.
By the look on her face as she slapped her phone shut I knew she knew the score. That kid was going over to the dark side…
“You stay classy Anonymous!”
“You stay classy, Anonymous!”
“I believe that the word anonymous is German for a whale’s vagina.”
Jomama, you just inadvertently verified the position of this website. Read, for example, the article on indie bands and not especially the importance of being into a band before everyone else.
For me, I started drinking Hefeweizen when I was studying abroad in Germany.
Are you and your son homeless?
My favorite wine as a child was Boone’s Strawberry Hill
You have clearly never been in a bar full of drunk Mexicans or gone fishing with a boat-full of laconic Southern Baptists.
Well great. Nice two cents. Not hereditary eh? Did you take a genetics class to get that bar-tending certificate?
Just guessing isn’t the same thing as knowing something. Perhaps, when it comes to science, it’s best to leave it to the scientists.
I’m really disappointed to see the tangents this site has gone on. I thought it was great before. Now it is very dilluted and contrived. These new types of articles really miss the mark. I assume material has dried up. Instead of ruining what was once a great blog with shoddy material, you should have just let it be.
Let’s get back to our roots…
You can say “cab” and most serious wine people will know you mean Cabernet Sauvignon, and you can say “cabernet” and most serious wine people will know you mean Cabernet Sauvignon. A vineyardist or a winemaker, if the context were unclear, might ask for clarification to confirm you did not mean either Cabernet Franc or Ruby Cabernet, but usually if you meant either you would be specific — without more, “cab” or “cabernet” means Cabernet Sauvignon.
However, I have NEVER heard anyone even remotely knowledgeable about wine say “cab sav.” If I heard it used, as a person with a very long family history in the wine business, I would interpret it as indicating the speaker was not in the business and not a serious oenophile.
Boone’s Farm really Jumped the Shark with Strawberry Hill.
Apple Blossom is real deal. Strawberry Hill is just Apple Blossom with some a that Strawberry Bunny Milk flavoring mixed in.
Silly Wabbit!
The problem that poor old carl is feeling is that white people just aren’t that funny, you can laugh at what they do or don’t do for a short space of time but on the whole they are so fucking boring. They wear boring clothes eat boring food and listen to boring music, however they are excellent at ripping off other peoples culture/food/music/clothing etc and making it their own along with the dollars.
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All of those flavored fruit wine drinks such as Boone’s Farm and Annie Greensprings are the tipple of white trash, just as MD20/20, Night Train Express, etc. appeal to a primarily black market, and things like Thunderbird appeal to the ‘wino’ segment of market.
I hate wine. White people should drink beer. One reason is its is american. 2 I hate french people and there wine to.
The Bruce casts a hearty “yea”.
Wine is for everyone.
i love gallon jugs of the stuff. 10 dollar high roller
kids under 12 should stick to 2 buck chuck (because of all the spilling)
http://boozeandlies.blogspot.com
i can has drunk kidz?
… are you a shamed?
SUBTLE
“….Finnegan’s Wake: Masterpiece or major shark-jump?…”
Ahhhhh
Ermmmmm
There is no apostrophe in Finnegans Wake.
In a sense you are right. The comment is an unqualified generalization. There are many kinds of alcoholics, some moderate drinkers, some binge drinkers, some occasional drinkers and some even contingently “accidental” over- drinkers. And, yes it is easy for the juvenile to get drunk on the cheap with sticky-sweet beverages which the wine, beer and scotch connoisseur would shun.
Still I would advise you to be on the lookout for the kid who at first just seems to be guzzling, sipping, hard- partying then barfing it up along with all the other kids then a few years later starts to peel off from the maturing peer group of responsible drinkers to take a slow downward trajectory. At some point on the descent, You will have no trouble identifying the lost soul whose only goal in life is to get drunk and stay drunk. Most sobering of all is to witness the sad premature death of an alcoholic. No one at his funeral dare utter the comforting eulogy: “He died doing what he loved best.”
There is no apostrophe in Finnegans Wake.
I think a better thread would be that White people love Frawnce (the kind of white people mocked here) and the French kids drink wine. Therefore if we were more enlightened, then our kids would drink wine just like the French kids do.
Okay, this one is good.
…with peanut butter shaken not stirred.
i dont know if theres already a post giving a shout out to this but white people also love:
eating at diners
wearing reasonably upper end trench coats (i.e. burberry)
and reading the onion
pretending like they care/are familiar with whatever the credits are rolling after the movie’s over and the theatre has put the lights back on.
Children should not be limited to drinking wine at home. An important social structure is defined by wine literacy, so wine clubs should be established as afterschool programs at all private schools and upscale suburban public schools.
You are spot on with most of these, but I don’t know any white people who eat at diners. That is a little white trash.
If you hate wine, you aren’t white and you are lurking on the wrong blog. In addition to wine, white people do drink beer, but only from small, craft brewers.
Nice try, but you will need to continue to aspire to whiteness.
This just isn’t possible. White people don’t even know where to buy malt liquor.
I think it is important not to create a huge taboo around wine drinking. Instead, teach your children drinking manners. I grew up in a home where, whenever adults were drinking, I always had a glass in front of me. I was taught that I was a lady, and a lady only tastes her drink. I was very proud of myself, and wetted my lips with every toast.
When I became older, the single drink maximum was something I was already used to and stayed true to until I got married.
effing bastard ale….true dat and double true!
“my favorite wine as a child”
This blog started out amazing, and it keeps getting better.
I wonder where Christian will go on when inevitably profiled on a Sunday Styles Night Out With.
This blog is not about a subspecies of white people, it is about properly educated, properly cultured people. Rednecks are not white. They are the distant cousin that no one ever talks about.
White people like to say that SWPL has jumped the shark and run out of new material, and needs to get back to the early days when it was keepin’ it real. It’s like this blog is that indie band they “discovered” and now have sold out and gone mainstream with a major record label deal.
What’s wrong with you people? Worried about some lame crap like this when traitorous SOB’s are running this country straight into the ground!
Wake the hell up and put two and two together. Your children won’t be drinking any fine Chardonay, while toasting the memory of their spineless parents. They’ll be happy to drink JACK, the way things are going.
You need to turn off Entertainment Tonight, your Brintney Spears BS, or anything else on the lying, traitorous mass media and pay close attention.
The Fed is now wanting greater powers on our economy, an economy that they are trashing but will be on-hand to provide “the solution.” And Globalist elites are now selling off their dollars and putting their wealth elsewhere.
You people just keep your heads in the sand and play stupid crap 24/7.
Read more here: http://incogman.wordpress.com/
Didn’t you have a favorite wine as a child? My favorite — long before I understood it was probably the one of the two best California red wines of the 20th century — was the 1941 Beaulieu Vineyards Georges de Latour Cabernet Sauvignon (which I marginally preferred to the 1941 Inglenook Cask Cabernet Sauvignon, which it turns out, was its closest competitor).
Fine Chardonay??? Wait a minute, this guy isn’t white. We don’t have to listen to this.
I’m going down to my cellar now to pick out a nice little Chat-Neuf to go with lunch.
The person you are debating with is an idiot.
Chardonay, Smardonay. You make lame jokes, like you’re the bright and witty Bon Vivant.
Mkae fun about it. I’ve always enjoyed wine, just fine. But the facts are coming out: Our country is being sold down the river by Globalist Elites who think of all of us as nothing but the “unwashed masses” who imagine themselves as wine experts and laugh in your face as they transport your jobs overseas and import your slave replacements from Mexico and India.
Get a grip. This is a satirical website. There are better places for your political debate.
What’s wrong with Oprah?
You, Sir, are a Moon breasted, Swan waisted and Elephant hipped CUNT!
and you can look it up!
Thanks for the correction. 🙂
Actually there are all kinds of apostrophes in Finnegans Wake. You should read it sometime.
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I read at http://detentionslip.org that even some school teachers get caught buying booze for students.
YES!
I believe in Free Speech as a concept but Good God, WYWII, you go too far!!!
Groan….
Urban white people have to follow these rules in lock step otherwise they will be shunned. This is what i like to call being “fashionably liberal” many women fall into this trap.
White people like having thin skin and bitching about a lighthearted blog.
The nice thing about a hefenweizen is you can put fruit in it and not look stupid. I love fruit in beer. Ingenious!
“Being able to declare “my favorite wine as a child” in a conversation is recognized as more impressive than stories about extended visits to wine regions. In fact, it can only be topped by a story about opening your own vineyard.”
bwa ha ha
I emphatically concur (white)
True Story:
Dad used to give my brother and I sips of his Old Style while we were eating dinner. My brother spit it back in the glass one time. Dad didn’t offer sips after that anymore.
I am totally the wrong kind of white person. I hate wine. It gives me a headache and makes me sleepy. The only kind of wine I can drink is Manishevitz.
SWPL is like the Jet of blogs. But since I’m the wrong kind of white person, that’s all fine by me.
You’ve got us confused with TMZ’s “Bad Asses.”
I’m white and don’t know where to buy wine. I am really doubting my whiteness.
YOU’RE the vagina, you retard. “Vagine” is an acceptable play on words.
Stray Dog, you’re the wrong kind of white person.
There is a line of grape juices out there to get your kids on the road to wine snobbery nice and early:
http://www.slashfood.com/2008/03/27/how-to-teach-your-kids-about-wine/
remember now its quality over quantity dont let your success get to your head and ruin this amazing site
Wow…white people should only drink wine, no beer or other liquor??? You sir are nuts. Beer is delicous especially white belgian, but crappy busch light also has it’s place in my fridge. That was the worst post i’ve read on here…:<
to see why white people, or at least white men drink, go to http://theplasticspoon.blogs.com and find out!
“For me, I started drinking Hefeweizen when I was studying abroad in Germany.”
Good work, HT. But did you complain about how hard it was to find here when you came back?
2 words ICE BEER
and this site is officially over
I think CLander blew it, the topic should have been binge drinking.
Why don’t WASPs have roach problems?
Roaches don’t drink. – Jackie Mason
http://stuffcollegestudentslike.blogspot.com/
i know it’s a rippoff… so what?
We have had problems with some of them here even in our gated community. They may be the ‘wrong kind of white-people,” but we ought not to exclude them toally as “red-necked step children.” Noblesse oblige, and it has always been my belief that is the job of affluent white people to uplift our culturally-deprived citizens. For example, Miles’ new “gay friend” the cable company boy (he told us he’s “str8,” whatever that is) has at least aspired to drinking Stella Artois, even if it is “Belgian Bud.” Miles sent him off with a Mouton Cadet and a pat on the ass, he told me.) And despite the Fruit of the Loom men’s underwear I found in the Porsche, Miles says he WAS wearing Tommy Bahama shorts OVER them. Like the kid at least realized he needed to look upscale if he was going to get ahead. (Miles is a drunk but good-hearted. He enrolled “Kyle” in a winetasting class at Brewers in return for a “Get Her Done” tee shirt or something.
What’s your take on Spotteswoode Sauvignon Blanc? Miles enrolled his new “redneck gay friend” (he told us he’s “str8” whatever that is) the cable company installer in a wine course at Brewers, and they both liked it.
OMG like get a grip. Put your dollars into Swiss francs like we’re doing and get a condo in Dubai. No problem.
not much whiter than this either: http://www.thedillydaily.com
“News for the cosmopolitan”? i mean, come on…
If anyone reads Portuguese and is interested in reading what a white Brazilian woman likes, click here: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
okay. that was funny
Maybe learning, understanding and drinking wine should be an obligatory subject in school? Imagine how fun the rest of the day would be – no one would skip classes – that’s for sure!
To read stories about school teachers who buy booze for students and then host sex parties, check out http://detentionslip.org.
http://www.stuffgeekslike.wordpress.com
I actually only want to be around children when they are drinking… and so am I.
AG
http://www.100daysinbed.blogspot.com
Always consult your pediatrician first.
Muffie, I love this story but I suspect it is fiction rather than memoir. Either way you should get an agent and hunt down a book deal.
Jay, Either you are old enough to be jaded or wise beyond your years. Most of us are still playing with our toes and gurgling. What “next hot spot?” (Don’t answer that. It’s a trick question.)
We are white people. It’s our nature. We can’t help it.
ACLU: You should never have promised to defend to the death his right to say it.
Yeah, the laugh will be on you, Fat-Yuppie boy. Go back to your bong and shut the hell up.
WHY!!! You hit the nail on the head with every entry!!
White people also like Oprah.
White women anyway.
Thank you for thinking.
Perhaps for your own good it would be better if you did not express that opinion around here, comrade White Meat.
Muffie do you have a blog of your own? I’d love to read more stories about your fascinating and sophisticated family.
Quirky, funny. Such white parents are among us in numbers greater than we like to imagine. A rare bull’s-eye for this blog. A keeper.
“White people also like Oprah.”
White people don’t just like Oprah, they love her! Well, at least the women do.
All those Chinese kids taking afterschool tutorials in math and science are going to eat our kids’ lunch and drink their wine too.
I believe Jan Austen had you marry Mr. Darcy.
And Oprah loves white women back the way they want to be loved.
The human body was never designed to consume alcohol~
End of story…
Well, of course, if you don’t believe it to be hereditary, then that settles it! Nevermind the science, Bourbon Cowboy here doesn’t THINK it’s hereditary, and what he believes totally outweighs reality.
Like it was designed to stare at little characters on a backlit screen…?
For wacky hilarity, order a “cab” at an Olive Garden or some other chain restaurant. We got stuck eating at an Olive Garden last month, and my husband gamely ordered a “cab” and got a glass of something pink. The waiter said, “Well, it’s KIND of red…”
What’s with the Afrocentric bracelet on the wine-drinking girl in the picture?
Diners are totally hip now. It’s cool to go “slumming” at a diner, because diners are so retro. People decorate their own kitchens to look like diners, and they refurbish those old timey railroad car diners and serve modified diner food (lobster thermador au crevettes with a fried egg on top and spam). There are shows about it on Food Network, and I think on Fine Living Network, too.
“End of story…”
Resumption of story!
jump the shark my ass,
i think this shit is getting better and better. i ❤ the white people in the news and white problems made my day.
ps my favorate wine as a child was cherry wine + cream soda.
white people love ethinic jewlery. espeally if its beaded, shelled or touqurise.
I have a feeling that most of the commenters today drink wine when it’s inside a brown bag. That’s not very white of you, people!
I am a narcissist. What are “other people?”
Predictable. Miles wants to read about teachers who buy sex for students and then host wine parties.
Offtopic: Building Awareness
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=%22Earth+Hour%22&btnG=Search+News
Nah, the best olive oil is really from Lebenon.
netflix is great! You can choose any movie/movies and they come pretty quickly as you send them back.
I’m catching up w/Fellini at the moment.
good catch!! Those are either the Jamaica colors or black nationalist colors.
“Most jews have noses that could clean out a termite mound!!!!” –Cargill
OMG!!! incogman!! hilarious!
Barack obama is an anti-white liberal, dumb-ass. His wife is a raving White-hater.
Hero? Are you stupid or something?
My great uncle let all his children drink wine at every dinner. 2 out of the 3 became alcoholics and one has problems with booze. One of the alcoholics killed himself. Don’t do it.
I live in England btw.
You are White. These people are jew wannabes. What is wrong with you? You are the right kind of White, a real one.
Yeah, but the israelis bombed and bulldozed all the trees.
OS used to be a good beer. It stopped being good somewhere around 1990.
I was wondering when you were going to do an article on bagels?
This site is infested with jews. hey buddy, this is a White person’s blog, get it?
Nothing. White heterosexual MEN, real men that is, not metrosexuals, have made the world’s best wine for centuries.
Muffie: I would read that blog too. On TV all we get is jews, jews, and more homos. The is a gaping hole for real white stuff.
Yeah they end up as rapists and HIV carriers.
Sorry this is not my Shawny, mine goes to Pitt
funny
I would know what you wanted ,but I would ignore it because it just sounds stupid, Say the whole thing, and I’ll give wine,
Well then get off the computer and go outside, in your outdoor clothes, and take a flask of wine with you.
Ok Anonymous wants you to call it CAB SAV. Now can you rewrite that last paragragh using those stupid words.
YAAAWWWWWNNN
HOW ABOUT TRYING SOME …….”CAB SAV” ANONYMOUS WANTS YOU TO TRY SOME.. …. GO AHEAD SAY IT……. CAB SAV. DOESN’T IT SOUND STUPID.
I DO BELIEVE BEER WAS STARTED IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY, ALONG TIME AGO.
SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT
THEY WILL START DRINKING “CAB SAV” IN THE CHALIS
YOU BORED ME,……. GO TAKE A CHILL PILL
YOU KNOW I’M REALLY WHITE, AND I CAN’T LIKE OPRAH, I THINK SHES A CULT LEADER.
JUST CAN’T LIKE HER SORRY.
BUT WE EVOLVED
Unlike white people, who end up as serial killers and child molesters.
I’m afraid I haven’t tried it. My taste in Sauvignon Blanc runs primarily to Sancerre and Pouilly-Fume style wines, I am really not a fan of the highly “grassy” style one sees from (especially) Sonoma County and New Zealand. Once upon a time, in California, many of the better wineries blended Semillion with Sauvignon Blanc (as in white Bordeaux) to produce a wine with less of the pronounced Sauvignon Blanc aroma of freshly cut grass. Those wines fell out of favor in the late ’60s and early ’70s and disappeared, replaced by two different strains: the distinctively grassy Sauvignon Blancs mostly from Sonoma County (with some from Napa) and a more ‘fume’ style Sauvignon Blanc – usually labeled “Fume Blanc” mostly from Napa County — beginning with Robert Mondavi’s offering around ’68. (Dry Creek, which is Sonoma County, also makes a nice Fume Blanc — they’re the ones with sailboats on the label who partner with US Sailing, so it’s very Noroton YC. Chateau St.Jean used to make a good one, but I have not liked it in recent years.)
Link actually takes you to a music video of Ric Astley from the 80s. my mind has mercifully blotted out the name of the tune in my memory.
Could you imagine the market in the future if wine for white children took off? Wine with health benefits, and natural anti-oxidents, wine with heart-healthy properties?
What’s next, wine in juice boxes? If folks could make money off it, my bet is yes, lobbyists would be called in and legislation would be passed in a frenzy of moral discussion.
Children do have wine at church.
Maybe wine without the alcohol is the answer. Unwine.
A cult is when lots of white people like a black person. I mean, how else are you going to explain that?
Very funny. I should have looked at the “Do NOT go there” line a little more closely.
I don’t like wine. Never have. I am starting my kids early on Pale Ale though. It sounds sophisticated enough to be for white kid, and even the name sounds whitish. “Hey Dad, can I have a swig of your Sierra Nevada?” Sure Son, just drink the rest of this one, and get me another out of the fridge. That would be swell!”
Oh, dear God. Can the Anons just go back to Stormfront, please? We get it, Jews lurk behind every door, wake up white people, the immigrants are taking over, blah blah blah.
Anything wrong with being rich? I thought that was the goal of capitalism? Poor people are poor because they’re lazy or incompetent. Am I right or am I right? Tweak.
BTW, thanks for pointing out this is only about certain whites. No one would have gotten that if you hadn’t sussed it out for us, even though every tenth comment says it, and the posts make it explicit it’s about the ‘right kind’ of white people. Dumbass.
Actually, it is hereditary. It doesn’t mean you’ll automatically become an alcoholic. It means you’ll have to be more careful because you will have that greater tendency. An easy way to tell is if you’ve had a high tolerance for alcohol from the get go. If you were the one who could drink everyone else under the table, you’re at greater risk.
Your whitepeople love NYT.com, correct?
White Problems – Should children drink wine?; White People in the News: When Omaha Met Cinema; White People in the News: Leaving Behind the Trucker Hat.
Three NY Times stories in 2 weeks.
I don’t think children should have sugar until they are two and alcohol until they are three.
From today’s NYT: “Broakland and Sanfrooklyn: Sisters in Idiosyncrasy,” by Noam Cohen.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/fashion/30sanfrooklyn.html
I count at least 8 items from the stuffwhitepeoplelike list.
I never had wine as a kid. And now I drink Black Swan. Coincidence?
http://www.flamingspinach.com
Did you hear the story about the high school kids that got busted by the police for having a root beer keg party? The story made
http://detentionslip.org
No child should ever drink wine!
I think children should drink wine and lay off the spirits.
Keep it to a glass a day for health.
I second that
to posters saying that Stella Artois is Belgian Budweiser:
actually, Budweiser is American piss.
and that’s an insult to piss
Let the kids drink come on – and I agree with clarification – Stella is not to be compared to bud.
Stuff white people like: being rick-rolled!
http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/genetics/a/blcah030307.htm
Interesting article about alcoholism in a certain group of people we love talking about in Hollywood.
I was raised in a family where alcohol was accepted and my parents started letting me have sips of their wine in high school. That said, now that I’m in college, I think I binge drink much less than many of my frat bros. Although the occasional wastage is fun.
White people like jumping the shark. You are no exception, clander.
How about an entry about how White People really, really like to complaint about a certain blog about stuff White People like has “jump the shark”?
How about posting something FUNNY in the future… thanks.
http://mycovergirls.blogspot.com/
http://www.stormfront.org ??
fact
Are you saying these people aren’t “White”????
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!!!!!!
you cannot get more “White”!!!!!!!!!!!!
If any White person has a problem with people taking on the MSM, then why are they even on the internet?
http://www.amren.com is a good place for Whites.
http://www.vdare.com is also good.
Cheers!
Drink up young whiteys drink up!
What’s all this talk about humping a shark? Is this a reference to “West Side Story”?
why did he take the #’s off the comments ? That made it easier to comment back and forth to each other, that’s the most entertaining part for it for me anyway- maybe he thought we were engaging in too much discussion w/each other and veering dangerously off-topic. Oh and he also yanked our pic icons as well? However, you can still click on people’s screen names and see our not-as-hip blogs. Bookmark them, because he might take that away too!
(mad at Chris! Uses D&D magic dragon card!)
White people love binge drinking, drinking games, and singing 80s songs at the tops of their lungs while doing the aforementioned.
“Never Gonna Give You Up” Deliciously painful like Patty Duke’s performance in “Valley of the Dolls”
Apparently, White Nationalists have taken interest in this site.
Miles read about it in the “Arts & Leisure” section. It was a Christo/Performance Art trend.
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/stuff-white-people-like-website-476566.html
Miles usually votes Republican, but he thinks America is ready for a black President: Chris Rock
Miles’ “redneck gay friend” Kyle thinks Dionysus must have been “str8.”
Think “John Cheever on Acid,” and you’ll get the picture.
Dear Cato:
Thanks. Reviewing the guys’ notebooks, under “Descriptor”
Miles wrote “gunflint,” and Kyle put “wet rodent.”
Those racist pieces of trash, ignorance knows no end. I’m going to try to open them to our views; I suggest that you guys do the same. Together we can point out their hypocrisy and hopefully get some of them to start thinking like sane-modern people (instead of racist knuckle-dragging neo-Nazis). Bring down Storm Front!
Damn, this site ran out of ideas fast. I guess a joke site like this only has a limited “shelf life.”
Oh, well.
jesus christ!! look at the blog stats!! it’s mental!!! this blog has turned into a phenomenon!
Of course children should be allowed to drink wine … maybe even cut it with Kool Aid!
http://www.basic-wine-knowledge.blogspot.com
Feel free to also blindly click on this link:
http://davidrodriguez.us
BTW, when I was a kid, my father used to mix a raw egg into a glass of Mogen David grape wine and give it to me for breakfast.
I don’t know who told you grapes don’t grow in oregon, but they do.. in vast amounts, too. some of the best pinots in the world, for instance!
Is it wine or whine?
Rachael Ray claims to have been an “itzy bitzy” wine guzzler, so yes, if RR did than every white kid should.
I CAN’T SEE , I CAN’T SEE
Hot.
I would think anyone who had a favorite wine “as a kid” was pretty trashy.
http://www.anythingblack.wordpress.com
wine is wack! drink hennessy
How about the kids who got busted for having a root beer keg party? I read the story at http://detentionslip.org.
Nice try. Stormfront folks are the LEAST ignorant White people around!!! Who are you kidding? They know about history, Europe, and what it actually means to be White, Western, European, etc. White people from all of the world, and different countries contribute to that site. Its international boards offer consise history lessons and updates on Europe, Canada, Australia, their politics and current events etc.
Want to see what’s really happening in Russia? Learn how the Batlic states are coming along today? See what’s happening in California or Florida? See what anti-White racists are doing while they’re unemployed? Go there.
Knuckle-draggers? That’s a term for negroes!
I could make tons of jokes about the physical appearances of liberals, and skewer all their false ideology that reality always refutes better than anything, but I won’t. Liberals are often very intolerant themselves, but rarely see it. They are also amongst the most angry people around. Lighten up and maybe you could learn something! Cheers!
Buncha stupid libral crap.
You sure sure can tell that Stormfront is waking whites up. The braindead, like imec here, go into conniption fits about it! Funny thing — they always spew out the ignorance tripe when what they really mean is they really hate whitey since daddy once failed to buy them that barbie doll or pony when they were a little girl. Or that they wish they were born white to begin with.
White power world-wide!
You had better start drinking Jew. Your time is running out in America with all your continued war-mongering and race-baiting. You would fit in Hollywood, considering all the Jews out there. But, alas, we’ll soon be frog-marching you to Mehico!
“erin go burp!” Is it still St. Patty’s Day?
Love the site.
B
http://ww2file.wordpress.com/
I still don’t get it…
Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White Countries for Everybody
“Liberals and respectable conservatives say there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.”
“The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.”
“Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.”
“What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?”
“How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?”
“And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?”
“But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.”
“They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.”
“Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.”
Let me reiterate:
ANTI-RACIST IS CODE WORD FOR ANTI-WHITE!
I am sick and tired of all the BS about white people being the racist evil of the world. And I know other white people feel the same dam way. Figure it out, whites! We’re screwing ourselves.
http://incogman.wordpress.com/
IM GETTING SO ANGRY THAT THERE ISNT A NEW ENTRY!!!!!….its been days and days since you put up a new damn blog…..come on get with the pogrom! talk about north cali vs south cali or somthing
Hmmm. I feel I understand myself (and my tastes) so much more than I did before.
This is deep stuff.
However, I find myself unable to worry about these things anymore, at least not to the point I need to resort to ungainly break the tension humor.
The net result here is that in a few years your cheap wit will no longer matter for two reasons: people will be laughing at other things then and this kind of humor looks silly on a grown up.
All my friends who *were* committed to this sort of, everything-anyone-might-enjoy-is-not-worth-enjoying too cool for school attitude, now that they do not go to bars and play the funny man any more, feel like they must stay true to the ideals of their bullshit humor. So they don’t enjoy anything anymore. And their fat and old on top of it. Yup. Tragic. But, they are just too smart to enjoy things like dinner parties and hikes in the woods. In fact they feel duty bound to be enthusiastic about nothing at all.
Read Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Lautremont, Batille, etc. Your attitude is not new or interesting. We’ve been doing this for awhile here in Euro American culture, fuckin’ yawn… the attitude that one is too cool for life can either be serious or flippant, but it is the same unexamined crap either way…
Look at me using the word ‘enthusiasm.’ Well I’m about to go enjoy me a dinner party with good friends, I took a hike today and turned the soil in my garden. It gave me joy. Mock away….
You know what would make this blog a lot funnier? If the comments were moderated…
Regarding questions such as this, I always ask myself “What Would Kevin Federline Do”
I would like to emphatically clarify that my reasons for wanting to read Muffie’s blog are entirely different than Cargill’s reasons. I love Jews, even on the TV. I also love homos, especially in my bed but not so much on TV.
p.s. Cargill, if your gaping hole needs some real white stuff, try looking on craigslist
You’re getting angry and I’m getting the shakes. I’m getting the shakes bad.
Probably put on a DVD of Big Momma’s House.
I hear you. But look at who you are dealing with, the wrong kind of Whites. The idiot Whites.
Nah, rest assured you’re a level five white if that makes you feel better. It’s just that it gets a little annoying to see what’s basically a light hearted website turned into a heavy racial discourse. With the same argument over and over and over. But I guess anything invoking race can’t stay light hearted for long.
Give the people what they want man. If it’s wine?
DO it.
Cats?
Do it!
Savory?
Do it!
Meats?
Do it!
Yup.
It would be funnier if there was something funny in it.
But everyone where I live refers to Stella simply as ‘wifebeater’
Do I win £5?
Recycled empty wine bottles:
Just be sure to dilute it with water. You don’t want them to have too much sugar.
Somewhere someone posted a comment about white people binge drinking. My husband who went to high school and college w whie people always said he would leave their company around 10 or so because once they began binge drinking it was not fun to be around them.
I have had the same observation with female colleagues – single and married. Once they move beyond being wine drinkers to wine bingers it is nothing nice. I have never seen the same behavior in black friends.
Well, I went went to Pitt, but that was a while ago.
This was totally my upbringing in Midwestern America. Although I daresay it did have its perks–when I turned 21 I didn’t go out, party all night long and wake up in my own vomit.
That’s so white of you to say! There is #94 for the Blog:
#94 Moderating Comments
I’m with Mr. G…
Pasta for dinner tonight who would like to join?
yeah “hefe” for sure.
Anon is right Honky tonk, you missed a couple swpl points there 😉
only if it’s fresh, green or whole wheat, pasta.
“I didn’t go out, party all night long and wake up in my own vomit.”
That was when you were 15, right?
My husband, who is Persian and European (aka “not white”), and I debate this all the time. Of course, me being the whitest whitey mcwhiteyson argue in favor of letting our kids taste wine at dinner. Heck, it worked for my parents. They let us taste and even have whole glasses. I have never done the binge drinking thing. Heck, I never even got drunk until I was 26 and only have been drunk a few times since. Moderation was the key!
that is where my son Shawn goes, go Panthers. Good things to come for him.
OH go lay down somewhere,
I’m very white and not boring at all, My music, is fun, jazzy, bluesy, all kinds, my wines are rich, and bold, my beer is dark and irsh, my clothes, are fun, and colorful.
my life is exciting, and rich; rich with laughter, and smiles, and family,friends.
Maybe your life is boring. Sorry about that.
oh did you get a bottle of “cab sav” Anonymous would like a bottle.
I Lad, it be St. Patty’s Day, everyday at me house, it tis.
oh jeeze lets just be silly
ok, I’ll be there. I’ll bring the bread. And oh hey maybe Anonymous can bring the “Cab Sav” …..
Now Trotter , doesn’t that just sound so stupid.
I am one such white girl that learned the “right” way to drink, and grew an appreciation for wine. I began tasting wine with my parents when I was in early high school, and throughout college it became a hobby of mine. I am now in the wine business at 24 years old and have travelled internationally and domestically. I hold wine tasting as a responsible adolescent in high regard!
I’ve got stuff white people would like,like using the N-word amongst friends.
http://tonalddrump.wordpress.com/
la de da de da
Free your mind of pigeon- holing blogs with no real ideas!
throw away your bottled wine and bottled water!
drink beer drink malt liquor….
no matter what color other people try to impose on you.
Food (or liquid) for thought–I’ve been told that in Germany, the drinking age is 16, but the driving age is 18 (or 19, can’t remember which). Seems sensible, learn how to hold your liquor before you learn how to drive!
And yes, I drank wine as a child: today, I prefer hard cider.
ha ha ha…insert catholic priest/alter wine joke as appropriate! …too easy.
Guys, this isn’t a “Stuff white people like” entry. It’s a “white problems” entry. Though both are written in the same manner, the point is slightly different.
Wine is great preparation for hard liquor in the future, that way the kids don’t go nuts when they drink Johnnie Walker.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
The problem is, white liberals in the U.S. aspire to be more like Europeans, aka letting kids drink wine at home. Trouble is, the culture OUTSIDE your home does not match that of the supreme european culture people try to propogate within their home–it’s full of frat parties, kegs, binge drinking and rehab clinics at age 20. BTW, my husband’s parents let him drink wine at dinner, and he has had serious substance abuse issues.
its a tough decision…
yawn
oh wait, i fell a sleep for a minute… yawn…
are we back to being silly yet
I’m white and I don’t want my kids drinking wine.
This seems more specific to French people.
watch out cargill – you’re makin me wanna bust out my evil jew-jitsu on your lily white nazi ass.
by the way i would be overjoyed to force feed you matzah balls so you choke to death and then steal your wallet and then invest your money wisely.
I think you are just jealous of jews. You are jealous becuase no matter how hard people try to eliminate us from the face of the earth we keep coming back.
It also bothers you that 20million jews worldwide amongst approx 3 billion in the world is deemed so threatening.
It bothers you that we work hard and contribute to society.
You act all righteous like the conflict bewteen jews and arabs is all the jews fault…I’m not getting into political diatribe here…but I can say thatthe holocaust was cauused by big white assholes like you.
Get over yourself.
My kids hate wine, beer, or coffee. I offered, they rejected, without tasting.
This is too funny – I used to work for a large Calif winery and we always had a bunch of it around the house. New vintages, pulled older vintages etc. I got a great price on it so why not.
One day we were getting ready to go to someones house for some sort of “dinner party” and my 3 year old (now 9) said in a very adult voice… “what type of wine shall we take”. I about lost it.
Never too early to learn etiquette… that’s another thing us white folk like
I’ve been drinking wine since the tender age of 4. As a result, I have an intensly acute taste for wine that can pick up on tannins, all sorts of subtle flavors, and the region a wine is from.
It seems many people didn’t appreciate the truthfulness of this article. I was sitting at the bar in an Applebee’s (I’m not white so it’s okay), and there was this white family sitting across the bar from me, 3 little girls and their parents. Their parents were enjoying their wine. The other customers sitting next to me (who were also not white) were so disturbed by the sight of this, especially since other adults were also waiting for seats at the bar, that we all started talking amongst ourselves as to how bizarre it was that these parents thought it perfectly fine to have their little 5-10 year old girls sitting at the bar amongst all those boozing adults…Now I know why.
Yeah, I’ll bet. When I hear elitist snobs pretending to know something, just to pretend they are elitist snobs, then I have a hearty chuckle. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve heard your type confuse a Burgundy from some cheap table red. Good thing we have nimrods around, like you, so we can jack-up the price on the season’s worst trash.
Poor people like drinking.
http://www.poorpeoplelikepizza.blogspot.com
STELLAAAA
Huh – this half-Arab white woman has been trying so hard all her life not to be so white, and I find this blog and feel totally busted. What happens is, I like something early (Brooklyn – I *left* Brooklyn 15 years ago, with sadness too) and then everybody else catches up.
Now about wanting a vineyard. Maybe it’s just the half-Arab part of me, but I don’t want a vineyard – too boring to look at, even if it’s organic with all the interplanted favas and mustard greens (betcha didn’t know about interplanting did you? Catch up!). What I want is an olive grove. Or an olive grove interplanted with favas and other dry-climate, preferably native plants that attract beneficial pests. (if you really care about organic food, you know about this)
I was in L.A. a couple of months ago, noticing how uncool my clothes, shoes, handbag and cel phone are (but I don’t care, it’s a conscious thing not to be in style). Then I realized that every time I said anything about ecological or sustainable practices, all the hipsters got very quiet and listened, anxious worry lines furrowing their brows. I walked into a store and saw a large glass drinks dispenser from Paris. Oh yes, i said, there’s a sustainable caterer in Berkeley who uses those for tap water at parties. You know that Berkeley’s tap water is the best in the country, I added.
This comment made the shop clerks and my L.A. actress friend very concerned. THey questioned me about sustainable caterers. I could see the gears clicking: must hire sustainable caterer for next function…
Anyway. Just proving how fashion forward I am on the things that matter. (I’ve been requesting tap water instead of bottled for twenty years; I used to order “Croton Reservoir” in New York bars, and any bartender who got it scored points).
So white women who want vineyards? Out of date.
Olive orchards, the next big white woman fantasy.
I’m having so much fun with SWPL.
And after the dust settles, only happyjack remains.
With the Stuff White People Like blog officially slain, it’s time for me to move on to more challenging prey. Perhaps I’ll meet some of you on my next target.
Stuff White People Like died on April 17th, 2008. RIP.
I’m not sure about this ‘supreme european culture’. My wife is Greek and when we spend time there it seems people can handle drinking at a taverna or wherever letting the kids try wine and there is no trouble or public drunkenness. The same is true in Italy or France. However, north europeans are a whole other ballgame. Drinking competitions, pub crawls, fighting etc etc are an everyday reality if you come to England (or Ireland, Scandinavia etc). For some reason American media portrays extreme substance misuse as somehow cool and makes a celebrity of Ozzy Osborne, Keith Richards or whoever is coming next. Is it surprising that young white kids think this is more exciting than sitting in a restaurant with three generations of their own family?
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Why do white people drink so much? Seriously, how many of them have hidden drinking problems?
Sure go ahead let your kids drink so they’ll have drinking problems too.
GAY!
that lady looks like hillary
I’m just waiting for ethically sourced organic cocaine.
HDU! Arrogant bastard is the savior of broke college kids who want to go to bars and get drunk as fast and cheaply as possible.
The white people I laugh at are the ones ordering $4 cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. For the irony, of course.
not GAY enough! 🙂
So did BionicFAG get a wittle sad visiting my blog or what? I guess he’s a little miffed since I called him “Moronic FAG.”
Sorry Gayboy.
Making the best wine for centuries? Not so impressive. Wine having been around since several thousand BC. Originating from brown countries.
Barely related: Are Italians white?
you can have both binge drinking and wine together…it’s called the tour de franzia and it is quite the event.
White people should let their children drink wine until a friend’s super-white mom calls the cops on them..
There’s a thin line between ‘cultured’ and law-breaker that white people ride.
The white people I know from South Africa allow their children to drink wine along with their dinner. But I agree with THAT GIRL… there is a fine line. I think the parents need to draw the line for the children.
I am a fellow white kid… (well.. half white/half hispanic)
On the white side of my family we drink wine on hollidays (kids included).
..But we drink White Zinfandel.. and jello shots.. so I guess that makes us the “wrong kind” of white. 🙂 haha
Most of my friends are also allowed to drink alcohol on holidays.
I don’t really think it causes a problem as long as everyone uses common sense and good judgement.
No, Kate, many people at Caltech can attest to the fact that this is not the case. Nice try.
my french teacher does this, for the same reasons lol
The bottom line is kids shouldn’t drink at any age. There have been cases that kids have sued there parents now because of the same kind of thinking of the people on this site. alcohol is for adults. There is a reason for age limits and you need to check what they are.
If a problem arises in the future at least you can say I had nothing to do with it! Last year a mother in I believe California gave a bunch of kids jello shots at a birthday party. A parent came after to pick up her kid and notice the sq/cubes. She decided to have one she found out that they contained liqueur. She sued the mother for over a million and won. food for thought!
i love beer im only 11
i get pissed ever nite
I think it’s OK to let kids drink wine or anything else that will lead to a case of the DTs (and if you’ve ever had the DTs, you know what I mean!)
ive been drinking wine since i was 3…my dad used to pay me to. now im 16 and im an alcoholic. so as hilarious as this is, dont serve wine to kids
It is only for comedic effect that the author of this blog would have said elementary school children should learn about wine etc. But I do think that it is important to have children from the age of 12-16 learn how to drink responsibly before they reach the age majority. By drinking responsibly I do not mean they should be allowed to get drunk but instead that they should learn to appreciate drinks for flavor.
Essentially if people can appreciate alcoholic beverages for properties other than getting drunk they might be less inclined to unhealthy or dangerous drinking practices.
for white people, drinking is not a social event.
for white people, drinking is almost a sport. they really get competitive at drinking.
This is really interesting to read about, i agree with some people here.
Interesting debate ….
I hate wine
why offer, what king of a parent are you. Do you want those kids to die as because of alcohol. just get it out of your house the disadvantes of alcohol beats the advantages. i was an alcoholic i wiSH i never had alcohol because once you are addicted thats it , you start living on it.
please educate your kids about the dangeres of this liqued, they are very young too. you should be a parent not a friend to your kids if you really love them
take care
Wtf is this website? the gems you’ll find through google’s search engine are amazing. Stuff White People LIke lmfao!!!
written by eric asimov? asimov, as in, issac? (I only replied because I didn’t want to be at the very end. your bad luck for being the first commenter.)
oh, and I think that some alcohol is fine for kids. I drank as a child, (in moderation, of course) and turned out fine.
Wonderful article! We are linking to this particularly great article on our website.
Keep up the good writing.
This blog was… how do you say it? Relevant!!
Finally I have found something that helped me.
Thanks!