MINNEAPOLIS, MN (PR Newswire) – The Target Corporation (TGT) has purchased the popular blog “Stuff White People Like” (https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com).
Starting April 1st, 2008 the nation’s second largest retailer will use the site as a promotional tool.
“We are thrilled at the opportunity,” says Ennis Blentic, Senior VP of Marketing at Target. “It’s a great chance for us to connect with some of our most valued customers and let them know about our great product line for 2008 and beyond.”
The company plans to have the regular writers do one post per week with the rest of the week devoted to posts that inform and educate customers about Target products.
The first campaign to be featured on the site will be for Target’s new line of Fresh Organic foods called “Tanner Farms.”
The brand new product line promises to deliver top quality organic vegetables, fruit, meat, organic cereal, chocolate, bread, and pasta to every Target store throughout the United States.
“We feel as though our customers would be better served if we offered a full organic grocery option in all of our locations,” says Blentic. “We can’t think of a better way to promote than through this amazing viral blog. We are also hoping to add user generated content where people can send stories, videos, and art about how they use Target organic foods in their daily lives.”
Blog founders Christian Lander and Myles Valentin will be retained as consultants.
“I’m really happy to be working with Target,” says Lander. “I think this is a great partnership and a true step forward in the future of advertising.”
“White people love Target!” joked Valentin. “But in all seriousness, we could not have selected a better corporate partner. I think Target’s new organic line will really change the way that people eat and shop.”
Regular readers of the site will be offered free shipping on their next order at Target.com with the code “STUFFWHITEPEOPLELIKE.”
About Target
Minneapolis-based Target serves guests at 1,613 stores in 47 states nationwide by delivering today’s best retail trends at affordable prices. Target is committed to providing guests with great design through innovative products, in-store experiences and community partnerships. Whether visiting a Target store or shopping online at Target.com, guests enjoy a fun and convenient shopping experience with access to thousands of unique and highly differentiated items.
Update: White People enjoy April Fools
…april fool’s??
Wow, I refresh the website and there’s a new post…and…April Fools!!!
stuff with people like… selling out? first a book, not target. this better be an april fools joke.
what?
I hope april fools, but then again, white people love finding something before it’s gone corporate…
Meh… Happy April Fool’s Day.
Really? Do you really have to ask “April fools?”
I guess you do because you hope it’s true.
You needed a “#94 Opening Day” post today.
April Fool’s.
And I can’t believe there are 3 deprived states without a single Target. Those poor, poor white people.
So, when are we going to see the iconic red circle painted on the eye of the little white dog up above?
It’s real – I heard this was happening yesterday. What a shock.
I also read Target bought shares today in http://www.trustbanners.com – seems inevitable that they will be using mind control banners to promote stuffwhitepeoplelike. Target rocks.
I wonder if that means White people love Gaia Online, because I think target secretly owns them too.
When I first read this I was like, “What the. . .”. Then I remembered today’s date. Good one.
You got me there!
http://www.michaelmorgan.co.uk
Seriously… here’s how to do it:
http://www.myspace.com/targetdoggie
Fooled me!
This better be a friggin april fools joke. If it is, it’s in bad taste. If not, I need to unsubscribe to this feed.
thanks for reminding me to keep a heads up later today when i go to work
Excellent timing for your comment:
“April 1, 2008 at 12:00 am”
Haha, yeah right. It was a nice try, though. 😉
I agree with the ha, ha, nice try. That reminds me that I need to get to work VERY EARLY to play a joke on my coworkers. Thanks for the reminder.
Perfect, I love Target!
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
(April Fools)
Okay, you got me. LOL.
Wow, this is wonderful news. This, along with the news that thepiratebay.org (which white people flock to for their music piracy needs) has moved to Egypt, and that Nintendo has announced a new Triple Screen handheld.
Happy April 1st, SWPL! Hope the book deal wasn’t a hoax, though..
Genius (and normally I don’t even like April Fool’s Day!)
“The company plans to have the regular writers do one post per week with the rest of the week devoted to posts that inform and educate customers about Target products.”
the coup de grace?
I shop at K-mart
um, nice try. LOL
How could this not be an April Fool’s joke? You’d have to be at least mildly retarded to not see through this.
You totally got me until I read the comments and realised it’s April Fool’s Day! Hehe 😉
haha.
hahahahahaha.
oh you are hi.lar.i.ous.
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY! Nice try, chumps.
you’re not fooling anyone! hahaha Nice try though…
lol oh man
Right on target.
I don’t understand. What is this “April Fools” business? We’re a national corporation serving the needs of white people, which clearly don’t include humor.
It’s only one small step in Tarjay’s master plan for world domination…. today “Stuff White People Like,” tomorrow the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party….
man you on ya grizzle
http://www.anythingblack.wordpress.com
It’s gotta be an April Fool’s thing.
stuff white people like: April Fools Day jokes. Clever
This has to be a joke!
http://www.IGotUGGs.com
hahahaa. Nice one! 🙂
Although when I got to this bit “It’s a great chance for us to connect with some of our most valued customers” I was like, surely Target can’t be so silly by saying that & exclude the rest of its customers.
Congrats on the book deal though. you guys rock!
stupid joke
I pooped myself
not even funny…there is no target in canada….as of yet, but i heard they are opening one next to wall-mart at yonge and dundas square in prime downtown toronto and it’s going to be a huge skating rink where people will shop on skates….
White people love April Fools!
Can a proper White Person – NOT a square rim glass wearing vegan liberal screamingly effeminate metro dwelling white person who poses for photos with food – please explain Target to us non-Americans?
Very good!
I’m a sleep deprived parent of a 16 month old and you got me.
Keep it up, Clander!
April Fools! Boosh!
This is NOT a Joke. SWPL really was boughten out by Target. REALLY.
How to explain Target? Basically, think Walmart, but with clothes you’d actually want to wear. They sell a little bit of everything, but hire designers to make basic products like toasters and duvets hip and cool, while maintaining affordability. Their items tend to cost a few cents more than Walmart’s, but white people are willing to pay a little extra so they can pretend that workers in developing nations weren’t exploited in the production of their purchases.
Ha! Brilliantly written – nice detail. Happy April Fool’s
Thanks Abby, that was succinct.
(Notice how Proper White People use antiquated terms such as “please” and “thanks” when speaking. This is key to distinguishing them from the “wrong” kind of White People, such as those with square rim glasses who are vegan liberal screamingly effeminate pose-with-food metro dwellers. NEVER say please or thank you to one of these people; it’s very complicated, but they take it as an insult.)
http://stuffcollegepeoplelike.wordpress.com
White people love April Fool’s Day! It’s like a meta-joke.
How about an SWPL dating service so I can meet some Asian girls?
Hheehehehe. I thought it was real.
Someday it will be. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next year. But someday. I for one welcome our corporate overlords. 😀
white people love organic foods.
and they love target.
but most of all they LOVE clever little blogs.
what more could you people ask for?
I Play bball with the owner of “Tanner Farms” every week and he told me his big break was coming i guess this is it. As Far as Mr. Blentic goes get well soon!
Beautiful
Because those white people sure love Target and complaining about corporate sponsorhip.
Abby, you forgot to mention that white people like to call Target… “Tar-jay” (in a french accent) when talking about, to sort of mock the fact that they are shopping at a low end retailer, and remind everyone that they are still high class.
I love Target though… 🙂
WOW….I guess white people like selling out also
no.
ha
this is the best yet!
love it
(and also target)
White people also love a good April Fool’s Day joke!!!
What do you mean, “you people”?
You’re a white-o-phobe, aren’t you?
A true anti-whiteite.
I think they sell them at target
I read this and it actually freaked me out.
http://moveitmoveit.wordpress.com
For one prnewswire.com has no such press release from Target.
white people do NOT like selling out…. boo!
White people love having everything look a tint of red.
http://11yeargazette.wordpress.com
White people would’ve liked it better if Urban Outfitters had bought Stuff White People Like.
I am really disturbed to see that there are three states where Target has no stores.
No, the joke here is that it isn’t an April Fool’s joke, that’s the real April Fool’s joke, that it seems like it’s a joke because it’s on April 1st, but that’s just to get you to think it’s a joke, sort of a meta-joke. The post wasn’t authored by Target Inc. and very much in the STWL style, but it’s really happening!
White people also like beating up on people who “sell out”. This is a common white term for people who are successful and make money at something other white people wish they could do.
first diggnation was bought by foxnews, now target buys SWPL
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
took me zero seconds…but it’s a great one. white people hate it. gosh, you. omg.
white people love to endlessy discuss whether and how they been april fooled. keep the comments coming.
Target is way too Other White People for me.
I only wear hemp clothing woven by Ugandan orphans under the loving tutelage of Unitarian missionaries.
White people love to plan stuff out in advance. If you ask some one (god forbid two people) to do something off the cuff, go to lunch, movie, anything, 99% of the time, they’ll respond, “Let’s plan it for (two days from today).” Gold medal for being the least spontaneous race.
YES! White people LOOOOOVE Opening DAY 🙂
Clever, if only I’d had the foresight to put together an article like this for my blog. You guys are really top notch. Happy April Fool’s day.
Just a note… if you’re going a white couples wedding, if you haven’t already purchased their Target gift since they’ll be registered there… feel free to grab a Target gift card. Its basically the same.
April Fools!
No lie, I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
White folks do like themselves some Tar-jay (and a good April Fool’s joke). Bravo, boys :-).
I bought these conjoined bunny twins at Target. AND I’m white. WHAT NOW?
I actually believed this! ahahah Great one. I love this blog!
That’s white folks for ya… When is making a buck going to be added to the list. White folks love that…
I love that so many white people fell for it. Nicely done.
Is that Logo even real.
haha april fools
If you read Portuguese and would like to see stuff a Brazilian woman likes: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
Might have believed it if you said Wal-Mart.
this is soooooooooooo true…i once asked my neighbours across the street if i can leave my 6 years old to play with their son for a couple of hours because we had to go to a funeral….they said “no…but let’s plan it for tuesday…”
xD
It’s the whole package.
Happy April Fool’s day, let’s go ghost ride the prius.
Wow. No marshmallow creme in your head. Nosirree.
Like a steel trap it is.
McCain hates April Fool’s.
well played, sirs.
McCain hates opening day.
April Fool’s! Nice one. You had me fooled for a few seconds…
definitely!! i’m not buying it for a minute… a bit lame i think.
I know that this is a nice April Fool’s joke. You had me for about….1 and a half seconds 🙂
Nice article in the NYTimes!
Hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. Target. So white.
I’ve hit it.
Hey, stranger things have happened. Target has evidently bought lots and lots of adverblogging space on ApartmentTherapy – just look at all the Method products they recommend!
That’s right, adverblogging.
Nonsense. Of course they do! It simply needs to be spun. White people love spin. You have to say something like, “With this new tool, we hope to help shape Target as an outlet for more affordable, health conscious, and earth friendly products for everybody, not just whites”.
Target is a big-box store like Walmart, but is seen as classier. Most engaged couples I know (including myself a few years back) register there. The customer service and store cleanliness are far superior to Walmart, helping us to feel a little less like we’re being herded and brainwashed.
I shop there probably once a week.
Funny! You guys rock!!!
Good. The first item up for business is telling the Target people that this year’s Global Bazaar offerings were crap.
Other than that, I’m going to call bullshit on this entire post.
Have a good AF day!!
I want to write one!
If you google “Ennis Blentic,” you will see that he doesn’t work for Target. He works for the University of Toronto…
K-mart so blows. As does WalMart (white people HATE WalMart). Target rules.
funny.
http://mantivities.wordpress.com
Unwrapping that on April Fools Day would be a joke.
GOOD SHOW! SMASHING!!!
Did you see the kid who is sueing his school district because another student drew a picture of Jesus?
I read it at http://detentionslip.org
lol @ yall
http://www.anythingblack.net
Keeping it real since 2008 🙂
No way, this is a joke, fo shizzle! I will not believe this!
Happy April Fools!
http://www.dashes.com/anil/2006/03/your-april-fool.html
Never mention Target and Wall-Mart in the same breath. They are not even in the same league. The people who run Wall Mart are facist rednecks. By contrast, fair minded and hip Minnesotans run Target. Target has its own brands, and these goods are always well designed, beautifully packaged, and fantastic to use. Celebrity designers create clothing and home lines for Target, so it’s possible to get good looking clothes at an affordable price there. The furniture is crappier than that of Ikea, however, so don’t think about buying a coffee table or a chair at Target.
I thought white people hated corporations?
http://stuffEBPlike.com
Never mention Target and Wall-Mart in the same breath. The philosophies of these companies could not be farther apart.
Don’t forget the ever popular expression Targhetto for the Target stores that are less well kept than others. As in, I need to pick up some stuff at the Targhetto on Lake Street.
April Fools!!!
APRIL FOOLED!!
No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. SWPL is actually buying out Target to protect the Beatles’ legacy from further, well, not exploitation (we are white people after all), but from further insult by being recorded in that wimpy, white bread (pardon the expression) condescending girly-folky style they use in their commercials. Hasn’t been anything as oxymoronic since Cadillac started using Led Zeppelin in their spots. Oh, that I should have lived to witness such things! By the way, this is my first visit to the site. Do white people like to rant?
(Hey, Whitey. I liked your take on the square-rimmed glasses folk. Reminds me of the “Transition Lens” commercials with the square-jawed future-droids sporting superior attitudes and rectangular glasses – which don’t look good on them and which, of course, they don’t need ’cause they are obviously Cylons in human form.
And to show my white pedigree, “Please forgive me for going off like this. Thank you for listening.”)
What were we talking about. Oh, yes…Target. But, I digress…
White People love April Fools jokes.
What’s “other people” about?
Yeah….#94 should be “All White People Have a Price”. 🙂
Thank god I checked the date first…
I hope this is a joke b/c if it’s for real, I’m repulsed and won’t be reading this blog again. What a sell out!
um, yeah…this is SO April Fools!
great article in the NYTimes this Sunday. go you!
Good one!!!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
Let’s be real–Target is #94 on the list of Stuff White People Like. This must be a joke.
I’m white, and I love Target. This is great news!
I asked for a PROPER White Person’s opinion, not one of a shrieking hyena who refers to men worth $16.8 billion as rednecks.
Heh, WalMart is so fascist that Hillary Clinton sat on their board of directors for years.
Admit it. You wear square rimmed glasses.
I’m a 19 year old up and coming model who’s looking for a guy who sits alone in front of their computer all night and has really bad acne…a couple of you guys sound like the type of stud I’ve been looking for. Any way I can get a hold of you?
Target describes all of its customers as “guests”, a misnomer that I find ironic.
Apparently white people like a good April’s Fool Day Joke
OMG! April Fools.
Visit:
http://fartsmcgeeonaturdsandwich.blogspot.com/2008/01/farts-mcgee-on-turd-sandwich.html
Well, if you’re going to sell out, Target is the ultimate white person’s store. But… I’m thinking April 1.
If it’s an April Fools joke…. well done, if it’s for real then tomorrow White People like selling out to the Man.
I hope this is a joke… Although I would be suprised if this news were true… White People sure do love to ‘Sell Out’.
april fools bizzles
If you’re not joking, you’re going to lose a lot of people including me. Fake Bill Gates doesn’t need any of Target’s money.
http://www.fakebeastmaster.blogspot.com
This s an April Fool’s joke… c’mon commenter’s!
Legit. Happy 1st guys.
Ya had me there for a minute. Wheres damn, I pooped my pants?
i hope this is an april fool’s joke.
but, target sure does like white people. everytime i see something like, say, the black eyed peas i think… did target get them together? and then last time i visited downtown minneapolis i realized how white that staff is…
Actually Target Stores are planned for Alaska and Hawaii. Soon only Vermont will be deprived.
insofar as april fools jokes, this one was actually rather lame and obvious before even reading the article.
white people like a joke where the wool has really been pulled over their eyes and fear has been struck deep within.
The funny part is that some people won’t realize this is a joke…
The Target ticker symbol is a nice touch.
Isn’t supposed to include a 20 minute delayed stock quote though?
white people love april fools day. lol.
you need to do an article on ultimate frisbee
must be an april fool’s joke…right?
I refuse to believe this is for real.
Carnival Candy
The Craver’s Candy Company
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5437770
An ad within an ad. Clever. But “Target Rules?” Lame.
I read about a student who got in trouble for an April Fool’s prank on http://detentionslip.org. It’s got tons of crazy stories about public schools.
Funny. In the dark we are all the same.
And in the morning I can buy you a Jaguar.
And today’s date is… Hmm, let me check my calendar.
FINALLY a decent April Fools joke.
On my Facebook profile I said I was Amish
They should do an entry about Expensive Cupcakes
clever trevor.
“Boughten”? Gotta love regional dialect.
Well, there are white people, as in, look at all those white people at the Farmer’s Market in their “Live Simply” t-shirts,
and then there are Other White People, as in, look at those Other White People hanging out in the Target parking lot plotting their oppression of ethnic minorities.
Tar-zhey? Touche.
Now do a post about white people and line dancing. Especially at weddings.
SWPL: selling their souls to the devil.
OMG please tell me this is an April fools joke!
WHITE PEOPLE DONT LIKE APRIL FOOLS JOKES!
I’m so glad halfway through I realized it was April Fools Day, and I won’t have to stop reading this blog.
Wow, you’ve generated a butt-load of comments on this one! I’m pretty sure this is an April Fools joke like ProBlogger’s paypertweet joke… if not then I will be really sad, because though I am a white person, I really don’t like Target. 😦
Now I want to order something from Target.com and use that promo code! How would they react of a bunch of us actually did that?
White people like Target, irony, April Fool’s Day, AND selling out. This is the best post yet!
Yay! You took my Target suggestion!
gotta say….i believed it and swore you guys off.
I’m so gullible! You got me!
Funny, I wish it was more revolved around the white person theme though. it makes it sound like this is just an outlet for their organic line which is less believable than if they advertised their whitest products on this site.
Either way, huge fan of the site. Keep it up!
damn that’s funny
Its an April Fools’ Day prank, I am sure. For a minute, I believed it.
Enjoy your blog a lot. Keep up the good work.
Stuff White People Like #94 – Corporate Sponsorships.
LOL! I love how white people don’t like Wal-Mart.
please say april fools
Boughten? This is an April Fools’ Day joke.
Boughten? Really?
I second that emotion…get well soon Mr. Blentic.
I second this
Don’t be upset. This is great for all you white people because you get to talk about how you knew about SWPL before it went corporate. Then all of your friends will think you are “totally cool” because you were in touch with the “underground” blogging scene before it sold out. Maybe they will even ask you to tell them about the good old days before SWPL went corporate.
yeah, but do you FEEL the same.
sight ain’t the only sense
biazzatch… WUT!?!? church ninja
oh yeah, very old skool english…
say it with a british accent, and
there’ll be no doubt.
Hmmmm….I think this site has Jumped the Shark…even for an April Fool’s joke.
C.Landers needs new material.
Once you were funny, now I just laugh at you.
LOL that is so awesome.
Man, about TIME Target was trashed on this website, even if it is an April Fools Day joke.
I hate Target.
Stuff white people don’t like:
1) Paid product placement.
2) Declasse’ department stores.
3) Forgetting it’s April 1st.
4) Corporate control of editorial content.
5) Being demographically targeted.
6) Et cetera.
why are people so quick to be stupid??!?! it’s like
people have an intense love affair with stupidity.
like it has a big fat dick or something. or the y’know..
um it is APRIL ONE!!! recognize.
god reminds me of the poor saps who went ballistic
over google’s FUNNY ASS 2007 april one…
god.
I certainly agree. A little rhinoplasty wouldn’t hurt though.
those are the states with the “WKOWP”
the WKOWP love wal-mart…betta recognize.
love it gurl! love it.
not really. get a sense of humor.
We can only hope.
i mean jokes played today are obvious.
it’s about expressing humour.
Love April Fool’s Day internet pranks. Keeping all us web addicts on our toes.
what’s wrong with square rimmed glasses? just cuz most
glasses are circular or oval? i wear a pair of sqare rimmed
glasses cuz they help me see better and i bought them
on the cheap online…
and i’m black.
but i am screamingly effeminate…oooo yes gurl.
uh hmmm. so there u go.
everyone is obsessed with christian lander.
whatever,
these monoliths will merge one day to form
Waltarmart! i jesteth not!
no dude, that’s like crate and barrell shit…
So lame man. At least sell out to something that white people really dig.
HA! you actually checked it!
silly rabbit – april fool’s jokes are for kids!
in the meantime… i’m going home
4/1/08? This has to be a joke. You guys should look at what http://www.stuffethnicpeoplelike.com says about target under the 99 cent store entry. Target isn’t going to try to buy them out. lol
Too funny
Quit posting here, asshole. College “people” only hope to be white some day. No one from here is going to your site.
As an asian woman I’m always suspicious of a non-asian man dating an asian female. They don’t have a lot of curves and makes me think they’re really wanting to be with a little boy.
Maybe non-asian petite girls like Jessica are a way for the non-asian man to fuel their secret pedophile fetishes when there is a lack of asian women available in their area.
Quite a bit of speculation about this in the comments section under #11 Asian Girls https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls
lmaoooo.
Ironically, Vermont is just about the whitest state in the country… and full of the RIGHT kind of white people to boot!
Good one on APRIL FOOLS DAY!
But… On a side note: White people do have the money… We are employed most of the time and paying everyones way.
Good one non-the-less.
Lame attempt at an april fools prank
april fools!
Well, if this is true, the site just got ruined.
Thanks a lot Target. You suck.
Ha ha! I think Target is actually just trying to move up the list.
White People like: APRIL FOOLS. Just glad they picked Target and NOT Wal-mart…
lol, fitting! so whats the deal with all the hostility and negativity on this blog lately?
go stencil a mouse bro
We know you got it.
Total April Fool’s. C’mon guys?
More than just white people are employed. Duh!
http://stuffEBPlike.com
APRIL FOOLS!!! ……..I HOPE….
Obviously an April Fools prank. If not, this has to be the dumbest fucking thing ever. Stuffwhitepeoplelike – selling out wicked hard to turn an actually original and cool idea into something thats really fucking lame. I hope to god this is a joke!
Your April fools day joke continues to suck.
http://www.dashes.com/anil/2008/03/your-april-fools-day-joke-continues-to-suck.html
It’s not selling out – it’s buying in…
can they do that? can they BUY a blog on a free blog posting site?
Happy April, all you fool’s who can’t grasp the joke! Oy, vey!
Stuff White People Like: April Fools Day
Thanks for the minor panic attack.
~Katie
http://www.marriageconfessions.wordpress.com
Really good for a Tuesday, other things white guys like:
guys kicking the pants out of each other:
“Estou temporariamente em Detroit fazendo doutorado-sanduíche em literatura em língua inglesa.”
You’re temporarily in Detroit earning a doctoral sandwich in English lit? I guess I don’t read Portuguese as well as I thought…
Mr. Christian, I will see you hang from the highest yard arm in the British Navy. (The way every white person wants to die).
yeh its blatantly april fools
I am so glad it’s April Fools Day. You don’t even know the curse words that were streaming through my head!!
Good one!
I agree – absolutely, positively hilarious!
No, silly– go stencil a dog:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullseye_(mascot)
This was a good post! If anyone is trying to get out of a parking ticket read this post http://theplasticspoon.blogs.com/
I love this site. If you want to see another hilarious blog, check out http://www.importanthollywoodagent.com
According to Google, no one has used the phrase “stencil a mouse” on the Internet before. So, a kudos to you for the originality.
[Yes, “kudos” is singular. Impress your friends.]
i feel sort of special. though surely this feeling shall pass.
Wow, thats what I call a nice deal! 300k just for writing a book?
“everyone is obsessed with christian lander.”
“In the future everone will be famous for 15 minutes.”
(I said that)
well, actually it was “everyone”
it’s hard to spell when you’re dead
At least I wasn’t Rick Roll’d again.
April Fools! Rick Rolled in the house!
Nice April Fool’s joke. I liked it.
Dang! I hope this is an April Fool’s joke. I think it is…but you never know. Stupid Target.
http://www.senoritaburrito.wordpress.com
Funny!
http://iaminovermyhead.blogspot.com/
its all about Fresh and Easy. this has to be joke.
http://www.platenuts.com
this has to be a joke
http://www.platenuts.com
besides the inherent issues with a large coproation affiliating itself with a racially biased blog, this is lame news. april fools or not, i dont know but one thing is for sure, if it’s true, i’ll have to stop reading. now wasting my time at work will be even less entertaining. who wants to read target advertisements? real SWPL posts only once a week? lame indeed.
In this politically correct world, are there really people out there that think a large corporation like Target could get away with purchasing a site known as “stuff white people like”? Good gracious sakes.
Ha. Joke.
This isn’t actually an April Fool’s joke.
VERY GOOD. Great PRANK.
You guys/gals keep on rockin’.
Best, C
Yeah, with a stick…
this one isn’t even funny. just dumb.
srsly??? kind of odd…not quite sure how i feel about this?!
I am being coronated as the king of England tomorrow.
I will invite you to the palace.
White people love to hate Walmart. Hating Walmart is like crack to us. Then we get into our SUVs or Priuses and go to Walmart.
Maybe Target would be insterested in ME! A MIDDLEAGED BLACK WOMAN WHO LOVES PLUS SIZE CLOTHING THAT HAS STYLE –BUT CONSERVATIVE!….aLWAYS ON THE LOOK OUT FOR A bARGIN! wHY NOT? dO YOU THINK i AM AN eNDANGERED sPEICIES MAYBE?!!! oR WOULD THERE BE A GOOD mARKET PLAN FOR MY cONSUMER BASE? cALL IT “STUFF HEAVYSET, MINORITY WOMEN AND THE STUFF THEY LIKE!—hEY tARGET…..nO! bETTER yET—-Walmart…..I have good taste! Really I do! I love Curtians, Carpeting, heavy duty dinner wear, and plates, linens that are and simple. Remember my income is limited so I need my stuff to last! Think about it Walmart! —Riveroflifelisajoy Home and Furnishings for the Woman of Very, Very Modest Means….who just happens to be Ethinic!
I bought THESE conjoined bunny twins at Target. WHAT NOW?
And here I thought Target considered bloggers to be not a part of their market…Still taking my business elsewhere.
Sincerely,
A woman who doesn’t like being a target.
http://wcco.com/consumer/target.online.controversy.2.629817.html
If true, this is just redonk.
If not, it’s fairly funny. Except that it’s too close to the $300K book deal for comfort.
http://stuffpeoplehate.wordpress.com
asshole.
Nope, I don’t wear glasses.
yeah, so i’m sitting here at my desk at target hq and even though i know this is an april fools joke, decide to look in our company directory. interestingly, the only ennis listed in the entire corporation is a pallet jack operator at a distribution center somewhere in arkansas. and tanner farms? you couldn’t think of anything better than that? please.
why has it got to be target, why not wallmart
Is this an April fool’s joke? This article almost says to me that Target’s most valued customers are white people, that doesn’t seem right. Not that I am offended, but I just see a petty law suit from someone with nothing better to do than siting around, letting themselves become offended, and filing law suits.
Ummmm, also, I enjoy this blog. But I don’t really care what Target has to promote. I like this website because one guy writes about what he observes in white people, almost making fun of white people, but in a very classy way. I probably won’t read this blog much if all I see are promotions for new organic foods.
Terrible choice on Target’s part, but I must say congrats to the author, you do deserve success! I just hope they don’t ruin what you have made wonderful!
This white lady loves April Fools’ Day jokes and the people who don’t get them.
Not planned, where I’m at it was 4am!
eminent domain.
Vermont is full of the “right” kind of white people as implied by this blog? Have you even BEEN to Vermont? Vermont is full of hicks.
Being a redneck isn’t a function of how much money you have – but rather, how much of a degenerate you are. WalMart is run by rednecks and will always be no matter how rich they are.
This is JOKE!
http://BehindtheApprovalMatrix.com
That’s bullshit.
Clander can’t fool me on the foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine.
I forgot “a joke” for all you grammar Nazis.
Great post, white people LOVE April Fool’s Day pranks almost as much as they hate global corporations, and you almost got me going here too. Keep up the good work!
Your peni still feel small in the dark, and your acne scars may still be felt. If given the option of darkness any clever girl would rely on a prostitute for temporary replacement, and then take the jaguar in the morning.
You might find this article helpful in understanding your situation:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39288
Jesus, get a grip, people. As about 400 others have pointed out, it’s April 1st. And even if this WAS true, it’s no reason to talk shit about the guy’s girlfriend. And I say this as one who takes glee in being an asshole. If there’s 2 things you can be certain of when dealing with people on the internet: 85% of them are gullible fools, and 14% of those remaining are fucking trolls.
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LOL APRIL FOOLS….seriously, right guys?
this is obviously an april fools joke.
please tell me this is a joke. White people hate corporations!!!
Hey – white people like national parks. Black people do too! And people of all colors!!
Take action on a senate pans for a public lands package that has critical bills to protect our national parks. go to http://www.npca.org.
tell your senators what you think – sign the petition
White people do not like being the brunt of April Fool’s Day jokes. They do, however, like playing them. Your strategies are so sly. Well done.
Real Vermonters don’t milk goats:
http://www.amazon.com/Real-Vermonters-Dont-Milk-Goats/dp/093305016X
Those who sell out are the wrong kind of white people.
Boo Boo says: Save our national parks. Keep people out of them.
I wonder how many times people actually tried this and then realized… “OH CRAP..!!!” HAHAHA.
Hey, if my winnebago can fit in the lot I am there! You can’t feel the true beauty of nature without parking in an asphalt lot and smoking a cigarette next to the outhouse near a redwood thingy. That’s good nature, yessir. If I can’t go there, let them rot–we need the trees for more condos and Lowes and Whole Foods. Besides, I have all the good parks on DVD, why do I need to leave my house?
Sell out!
THis is so fucking racist. Target wouldn’t buy a website like hotghettomess.com or SOHH.com
You got me. You totally got me. So did gmail. I am the most gullible white person on the planet.
You got me. You totally got me. So did gmail with their “custom time”. I am the most gullible white person on the planet.
No way no way. Total april fool’s day. No way!
I love selling out almost as much as i hate april fools day. My favorite part is the quote:
“But in all seriousness, we could not have selected a better corporate partner. I think Target’s new organic line will really change the way that people eat and shop.”
HAHAHA
I’m late, but Happy April Fools to you, too.
lame, jezebel.com already did this, and much more effectively
ahahaha
goog show
Sheer brilliance. On everyone’s part.
Aren’t you still dead?
Well…somewhat fair. I worked for a Target in the southwest and was paid 6.25/hr. Things in the city I lived in were not that significantly cheaper than most other cities in the United States. It was not a livable wage for anyone unless you were a college student living at home with the parents and needed a part time job to shut them up.
We all hope you will get well soon.
What do they do with the foreskin?
How can someone possibly call Wal-Mart’s owners the slur “redneck” when they lack patriotism and $ell-out for the almighty dollar?
They are more like jews.
I can assure you that the Wal-Mart heirs vacation in places with other jews, not middle-class Whites.
Walmart Brings Jews to Arkansas, and Not Just for the Bargains
The NY Times’ retail reporter, the petite and Jewish Michael Barbaro, who yesterday wrote about the availability of petite-size clothing at Saks, informs us on today’s frontpage that jobs at Walmart’s HQ are apparently having the surprising effect of bringing Jews to Bentonville, Arkansas.
rednecks my ass. If there’s GREED, there will be a Jew.
hitler hit-ler, n. A person who makes excessive hits on one
blog site.
Walmart Brings Jews to Arkansas, and Not Just for the Bargains
The NY Times’ retail reporter, the petite and Jewish Michael Barbaro, who informs us on today’s frontpage that jobs at Walmart’s HQ are apparently having the surprising effect of bringing Jews to Bentonville, Arkansas.
rednecks my ass. If there’s GREED, there will be a Jew.
My survey reveals that 90% of them are gullible fools and the other 50% are fucking trolls.
As the right kind of White person, a conservative with a high-paying job, I knew right off it was fake.
That’s because the wrong kind of White people have never read corporate press releases before!!
This entry needed a “right kind of White person” editor.
At first I was so sad, till the other repliers reminded me of the date. Whew!
This has to be an April Fool’s Day joke. If Target takes over, i’ll have to unsubscribe. I’ve had enough ads from them.
APRIL FOOL!
Are april fool’s jokes stuff that white people like?
Go to any Fortune 500 corporate website, search for “diversity” and try not to faint when you see the millions of dollars spent by America’s most prestigious companies on various trainings, workshops, diversity personnel development and recruitment.
Corporations are increasingly likely to err on the side of diversity (i.e. anti-white discrimination) after costly payments in bias lawsuits.
What Target should do is read the new study authored by Massachusetts Institute of Technology Sloan School of Management Professor Thomas A Kochan. It found that neither a diverse workforce nor repeated diversity training sessions do anything to improve corporate performance, or to create a more harmonious work force.
The five-year study noted that diversity is an $8 billion industry for the consulting firms that cater to it. Nice work if you can get it!
yessss! I was hoping this was a joke. I forgot what day it was!
April Fool’s.
Target has well over 2,000 stores and warehouses nationwide.
AND their “Archer Farms” products already have an organic subset.
This is ridiculous.
My god! but they’re in competition with IKEA!!
if this is an april fool jokes, then this one is the first one i’ve fallen for…if its not…then we’re screwed….
FYI: A SMOKING GUN? (This is not a spoof. Check it out.)
On January 14, 2008, Target Corporation distributed a News Release titled “Target [owned] Archer Farms Food Brand Eliminates Added Trans Fats.” There are many interesting parallels between the text of the April 1 SWPL Entry under discussion and the text of the January 14 Target News Release.
SWPL: The first campaign to be featured on the site will be for Target’s new line of Fresh Organic foods called “Tanner Farms.”
Target: In 2006, Target expanded its Archer Farms brand to include affordable organic food products.
SWPL: The brand new product line promises to deliver top quality organic… [food] to every Target store throughout the United States,
Target: Target (R) announced today that every product in its premium owned food brand, Archer Farms, contains zero grams of added trans fat. Available exclusively at Target…stores across the country…
SWPL: …top quality organic vegetables, fruit, meat, organic cereal, chocolate, bread, and pasta…”our customers would be better served if we offered a full organic grocery option…,” says Blentic (sic)
Target: Created with the finest ingredients, the Archer Farms food collection provides guests with everything from elegant hors d’oeurves and gourmet spreads , to European-style baked goods and meals-on-the-go.
SWPL: About Target: Minneapolis-based Target serves guests etc. [the 67-word statement constitutes about 20% of the entry and quotes word-for-word the “About Target” statement that appears at the bottom of the official News Release. No citation is given.]
Target: About Target:…ditto.
Conclusion: The perfect irony of the April Fools joke is that it is both a joke and EXACTLY what it seems to mock, a promotion and advertisement for Target retail stores. The registered trademark (The Bullseye Design and Target) and the official “About Target” statement could not have been used on SWPL without corporate permission and approval, probably under a contractual arrangement with Christian Lander Et. Al.. Whether money exchanged hands or not -Target donates to local communities- one fact seems certain. SWPL is being positioned in the mainstream commercial marketplace to make…MONEY! SWPL: “Starting April 1st, 2008 the nation’s second largest retailer will use the site as a promotional tool.” That’s no joke.
Stuff White People Don’t Like…sellouts!
To blindly click where no one has clicked before.
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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APRIL FOOLS!/
and other prankster jewels/
for all you slack jaw, drooling, gov’t mules./
Gullible as fuck!/
Yuck it up! Yuck it up!/Yuck it up!/
Yup!/
Your non-sense-sense-of-humour/
funny like a broken funny-bone deformity forming a tumor/YOU SUCK!./
Nip or Tuck/
S/he who last laughs last laughs last,/
So, if you don’t think SWPL would sell out ‘in a second’/
I reckond,/”You don’t know the half”/
They already did, check the fine print of their book deal/
All jokes aside, SWPL, Lets Keep It Real!
P.S. Jess can I cop-a-feel! (Just joking! – April Fools!)
i hate jokes.
i bought it hook line and sinker and was grossed out.
it seemed quite feasible to me, with the way the world works now.
Well done! 🙂
WTF! This new site http://detentionslip.org is awesome! It’s been filling the void between swpl posts..
Then ‘Merca hates Opening Day, by golly.
… they do love winter sports.
Plus they have horns …
Are you fuckers for real?
What, flipping a profit? Yeah, fuckin’ worlds apart.
#95: Self-hating their Whiteness? Please?
Funny, your Right and Wrong White People vote the same way. The nation thanks you.
LOL.
you had me for about 3 seconds with that one…
– http://www.thedillydaily.com
lol
I can’t believe people actually bought into this. Ever hear of the Onion? I hope those who believed this story don’t subscribe to that paper.
http://www.jonpgroth.com
another thing white people like: being small and off-the-radar for a while, then growing in popularity, then being bought out by a large corporation and making millions and retiring at age 35! oh wait, i guess anybody would like that.
I get it.
BRING BACK THE NUMBER ON POSTS!!!!! I’M SURE WHITE PEOPLE LIKE THAT…
never bought it…. but it would be EVEN FUNNIER if it were true!!
if it’s true then congrats!
I think this is dumb and I hope it is a joke because I love this blog and I dont want it to be a target blog!
I saw Stuff White(trash) People Like on the discount shelf at Kmart this afternoon. Had to get some!
So what if it’s not April Fool’s, be happy for them, SWPL is solid material and they got a big break, so why not take it?
I doubt it is April Fool’s though, unless Target is in on the joke too for some kinda different promotional tactic.
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This is hilarious. And for the record, black people like Target too. 🙂 Happy April Fools!
white people must like april fools
WOW!
Now I can market Swinger Parties and Nude Twister!
“I love Target!”
APRIL FOOLS BEEEEEEEEEOTCH!
thank you
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I didn’t know it was Aprils fools and I practically started crying when I saw he partnered with Target!!!
boo hooo
I hope this is an april fool’s joke, like Bob Dylan selling out to Cadillac, only not disapointingly true.
While I LOVE Target, this is a total joke because come on..ONE POST A WEEK?!!! HELL NO!!!! While im all for you selling out and becoming successful, It does kinda piss me off that a large corporation will then own one more thing I love, even if its Target, there i go blaming large corporations. AND I KNOW ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE! I actually believed it until I saw the one post a week thing, but as I kept reading I was kind of sad because I would have loved free shipping lol. I would have been more supportive if they just would paid you for advertising and you kept creative control, and once again i know its a joke, but if something like this ever happens, and im sure will, im just saying, dont sell completely out, just 49%.
white people like selling out!
they just don’t like anyone else selling out!
this is a perfect marketing planning to develop the company & spread its name,,,, ….
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funny!!!! good job!
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Very funny. I like it….
White People Like April Fool’s Day.
I look forward to being informed thrice weekly — at a minimum — of the excellent deals available at Target. I hope new product lines aren’t ignored!
seriously– i almost freaked out—- glad that was a joke. as a side note… i think i must be white, i think i dig 90% of the list… well not that whole shorts in the winter thing…black folks hate the cold :)!
I’ve got stuff white people would like,like using the N-word amongst friends.
http://tonalddrump.wordpress.com/
what a disgusting joke. i almost cried.
i love this blog.
When you post April Fool’s jokes under the date March 31, 2008, you’re really kind of cheating.
this better be a fucking joke.
AHAHAHAH… SUCKERS….
Remember.. white people hate the big corporations…
But really.. if it was true… i would cry…
At least it was not Wal-Evil
http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2008/03/27/wal-mart-is-evil/
“Boughten”? Holy crap, you don’t need to be here. Can you read, even?
In other news, yeah, I almost fell for it and was gonna rant up a storm but then I saw “boughten” and was angrier about that than a corporate buy-out.
Okay, white people don’t like “recognize” in the capacity in which you are using it. And speaking of stupidity…if you have to use the term “big fat d***”, you’ve “jumped the shark”, my friend.
And yes, white people like the term “jump the shark”.
it will kill this great blog, I am sure!
I HATE this.
LOL
So many of you sound like Sylvester Stallone when the doctor slapped his new-born blue butt and he took his first gulp of air: “Is this a joke or what?” Duh.
My own superior white view is that the entry is an advertisement for Target packaged in a joke. The April Fools angle is merely opportunistic irony.
There is no irony so powerful that it cannot be packed in box and sold for a profit in a store.
Target is not just selling “a wide selection of quality products at affordable prices.” Target is selling brand loyalty through a shopping experience which makes the customer feel discerning, socially conscious, respected and important. Therefore, my friends, be assured that when you visit Target to buy your copy of Lander’s book and impulsively grab an Archer Farms organic meal-to-go, the check out associate will treat you like a guest.
lol f’in brutal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You are so right, Kate!
sellouts
I saw a Mexican at Target once, or maybe he was from El Salvador or Columbia? I saw a black girl there once too, but she was working there. Does that count?
Love. love how it could be true in these wacky pomo times.
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What a riot!
brilliant.
lol look at all of you 😉
me, too. deleted you all from my bookmarks but checked back today just to see…
😀
Mary, you are soooo blond.
Funny stuff, I would have used Wally world, but I am pretty jazzed sam didn’t get the name drop.
Great Stuff LOL 😀
Great post!!!! But where has the photo blog gone? I love Jesse’s pictures. I still have some cup cakes as my background. I had previously used a beautiful shot of tacos. I hope they’re not gone forever!
you had me for about 5 seconds…
– http://www.thedillydaily.com
Wait, is this a joke or something? Do you white people do jokes on April 1?
White people are starting to like using the word cunt with positive connotations.
so we white people are so gullible ?, no wonder South Africa sold out to the communists.
april fools! too bad, that free shipping code was something i’d love to take advantage of…yes, i shop at target 😛
I always thought only black people shopped at Target anyway?
haha hahahahh lmfao
White people do love Target. Only one post per week? That’s not good for blog readership, but if you have the book deal secured, then why waste your pearls of wisdom on us, non paying readers?
I love the idea I’m new and I will check out this blog daily.
Teacherhater
P.S. Come see my blog for students and adults. At teacherhater.wordpress.com to find out all the stuff kids now do in school.
hey, I heard Wal-mart has boughten the blog StuffWhiteTrashPeopleLike.com – new branding trends!
-DM
had the post as a whole been awesome the word “boughten” totally would have fit in, however seeing as it was a terribly executed attempt to project sarcasm this constitutes absolute and irrectifiable misuse of the right to take liberties with the English language.
stuff this new millennium negro likes…
Target
this blog
April Fool’s
having an entire “aww hell to the no!” comment ready to go and not having to type it all out…
hahaha!
m dot
http://www.newmillenniumnegro.com
awesome…I got pwnt and it’s 3 days later
ya’ll are quite tricky.
What the fuck!!! Way to sell out. I hate this blog now.
stuff white people like…..SELLING OUT!!!!
Wow. You really do have some serious power if Target has targeted you. Good work!
white people like target. and minneapolis.
That was very funny. You got me…
Boughten? Your cromulent word has embiggened us all.
I shop at Meijer (www.meijer.com). If you don’t know what Meijer is, you probably don’t live in the Midwest. In which case, I am sorry for you. Meijer is like your “hometown” Target. It is IMO far superior to both Target and Walmart. In Michigan where it was founded, Meijer is on the same playing field as Target and Walmart. In fact, I believe there are more Meijer stores in Michigan than Target or Walmart. The great thing about Meijer is that it is local, and will probably always be local, which makes it very sad to travel out of the Midwest for an extended period of time. Still, it makes you appreciate your state even more. I didn’t know you could be proud of a retail outlet, but I guess you can.
bought(en) out or not, I still wanna know how you got so many readers in 3 months? mind blowing. The story of stuff rocks. target does not.
I’m white and I do like Target. So do alot of blacks asians and hispanics. As well as some indians and armenians.
Funny Shit
This appears to be undoubtedly cathartic for you.
Target is fashionable and affordable. What a great store! I love being white!
I love Target and organic food. Yay!
ain’t is called tarshay? i thoughten it were? if all this it true being white is twice as niceQQ, oh, i meen !!
There are no Unitarian missionaries. 😉
Poor people like Target.
http://www.poorpeoplelikepizza.blogspot.com
cheating is the white people method
And after the dust settles, only happyjack remains.
With the Stuff White People Like blog officially slain, it’s time for me to move on to more challenging prey. Perhaps I’ll meet some of you on my next target.
Stuff White People Like died on April 17th, 2008. RIP.
Dis talk iz 2 sofistakated 4 me.
Then again, I’m not from Minnesota.
I love it that it was “Jose” that said this. 🙂
i was scared when i first read it.
this site is funny
Are they going to sell items made in the 3rd World Countries?
OMG – just bought this, more than a month after the fact, hook line and sinker! Stuff white people are: gullible.
“Irrectifiable”?
Speaking of taking liberties with the English language…
you know white people and their grammar…i’m sure a white person will totally attack this post, given it has no capital letters, comma splices and the like. ha! i love that white people are predictable!
LOL, I spit my drink out after reading this!
This is just too funny….
thanks for the laugh…
Peter Carey+
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1. yoga classes
2. driving VW and Saab
3. juice bars
4. death defying extreme sports
5. anything European, its like saying I’m proud to be
white.
6. buying up properties in poor countries like costa rica
or mexico and making it into their own suburbia.
7. birkenstocks
8. member of PETA
9. expecting your child to move out when they turn 18.
10 sending your child to private school to avoid possible
interracial encounters.
Apparently, White People like to sell out 🙂
sell out… way to go. your lack of standards is really awesome.
LOVE target!!! Its not white trash like Walmart!!! lol
Isn’t Target just another big box store with cheap shit made in sweet shops? I don’t think I will shop there so I can continue feeling superior. I also heard they employ illegals to stock the shelves at night, and use the social security numbers collected from college students who’s applications were tossed.
White people are not all the same. I know some people argue that it’s not kosher for white individuals to participate in acts such as the CCT. Some will become more than embarrassed during the act and promptly blush while covering one’s face. It is all too common among the species to continuously victimize others in this manner and someone needs to put an end to this cruelty!
Papa Bear CCT, if you are referring to the Cormier Cock Tease, then I am deeply offended and they should have you expelled from this blog.
The CCT isn’t understood by most people and they believe it to be some horrifying, taboo topic. If more people just tried to understand it, prevention would be higher and it wouldn’t be so “offensive.” Parents, talk to your kids about CCT.
My mom works for Target…. What Puerto Ricans we are!!!
Much regards,,
Frank
When I go to Target, I see a mix of people. When I go to Walmart is when I see a lot of poor whites. This blog should be called, “Stuff Affluent White People Like”. Most whites in the US are far more like “All in the Family” than 90210 or Dynasty.
Congratulations SWPL! May I please have a small percentage of your Target dough.
The sweetest shops in the world :wub:
i love how many people commented on this without reading the end.
This is awesome news! We love shopping at Target and many of our Canadian friends take special trips across the border JUST to go shopping there.
Hey Target! When are you shipping or coming to Canada? You would have a very powerful presence here if you did. Our business, Acquire Benefits Groups, has some special discounts for Target shoppers. Would it really matter though as you already get a lot of bang for your buck at Target.
I just saw that Update at the bottom.
Man I just got burned!
Hilarious. At first I was horrified and then I read the end and laughed out loud.
I’m glad we’ve come to a unanimous decision on the topic: Target is equal to or greater than The Cormier Cock Tease
Who likes seeing the before and after pictures of people who got fat or muscular, especially celebrities???????
White Americans are some of the dumbest people on earth.
It’s not even April.
Word.
Yeah white Americans are so dumb we put men on the moon. I’ll leave space here for you to list the other races who have done that:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Scoreboard white Americans
Rightttt
1. Lame lists, that really are about liberals, that think they are cool, and Ironic, but are just lame
So, Hank Hill, whom did that benefited? Not a soul, dumb ass!
#1. people who say, …whom did that benefit(ed)… yep, you sound even dumber when you try to aound smart.
China in 2003 you ignorant fool, Soviet Union put machines on the moon. How about you do some research before you think.
So are you saying that the majority of people living in the Soviet Union are not white??? I must be color blind! LOL!
Repeat that next time you log onto your home computer, dumbass!
You really hate white people huh?
Mr. Ozzie Williams because of his expertise in liquid-fuel rockets managed and was fully responsible for the development of the Apollo Lunar Modules’ reaction control system. Over an eight year period he managed three highly skilled engineering groups in developing the rockets which guided the lunar module that actually landed on the moon. His technology allowed those brave men and all mankind for that matter to literally touch the face of the moon and return home.
Oh . . Mr. Williams, well he happened to be a black man.