“Scavengers on the Urban Savannah”
The New York Times, Sunday April 13th, 2008
by Guy Trebay
Stuff Mentioned
- Vintage
- Having Gay Friends (Extra points for Transgender here)
- Awareness
- Manhattan (Now Brooklyn too!)
- Graduate School
- Hating Corporations
- Gentrification
- Diversity
Best Quote:
“I graduated Princeton in ’92 and moved to Williamsburg in ’03,” [Mr. Butler, the Brooklyn Flea Market organizer] explained. “I bought on old fixer-upper in ’04 and started the site, and I realized I was miserable working on Wall Street and that Manhattan was only for rich people and felt played.”
“Brooklyn, and particularly Fort Greene with its heterogeneous population, had “so much more soul and texture,” observed Mr. Butler (who actually lives in Clinton Hill), echoing a view voiced by many before him, probably beginning with Walt Whitman or, anyway, Spike Lee.”
Worth Noting
Please take a look at the slideshow to show the fantastic “texture” of people at the event.
Change in Policy
The white people of New York have been properly documented. This experiment has shown that they are featured in at least one article in every Sunday New York Times. As a result, we have concluded our study of white people in the New York Times and will no longer take submissions from the New York Times. Instead, we hope to expand our search to help document how white people thrive in environments other than New York
Stuff White People Like 
McCain hates scavengers.
Another gem from New York Times… the white people bible as I like to call it
Hillary would sell Chelsea at a flea market if it meant she could become president
first
McCain owns you. He also hates you.
Don’t you mean the white people quran, eliza?
Wrong.
Everything about the author of this blog screams intelligent Conservative or Libertarian trapped in Liberal society and as such has resorted to studying one of the strangest species on the planet, the rich, white liberal white person.
Any liberal who reads this site and feels any sense of pride is an idiot.
IS this an late April fools joke…?
No more white folks in the New York times?
The study is complete?
There is so much more to learn
No.
wp love Shaft.
Excellent choice. My favorite hipster:
http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/04/13/fashion/13flea2.ready.htm
Ew. Some Mary-Kate and Ashley inspired shopping White girls, to cleanse the palate:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/04/10/style/20080412_FLEAMARKET_FEATURE.html
Got to love the New York Times….
Check Me Out…
http://mindysphotojourney.blogspot.com/
wp love disagreeing with biting, accurate summations of their intellectual ineptitude.
Christian, your blog is getting exponentially less entertaining. Doesn’t bode well for your book, does it?
I had no life before the Internets.
white people love dive bars…the other day I was at an “undiscovered dive bar” that was FILLED with white hipsters
Great story.
Like Arizona State University Sports? Come get your fill!!!
http://www.asusportsreport.com/
Life didn’t exist before the internets.
I’ll have to start looking through Canadian papers for articles. The Globe and Mail Likely has some Gems. And I’ll have plenty of time on my hands now that I’m finished my BA. (which was a good apportunity to study abroad, make gay friends, develop a liking for coffee, found ample opourtunity to threaten to emmigrate to europe, stood still at concerts, etc.) Also a suggestion for a future post: being killed by two hours of direct sunlight.
wp love entertainment that offers diminishing returns (see: the Star Wars movies, the Matrix movies, the Godfather movies, the Spiderman movies, etc.)
wp love making suggestions for future posts.
Jesus hates white people.
“the rich, white liberal white person.”
So eloquent. Color me bitten.
NY!!!!!
” . . . Manhattan was only for rich people and felt played.”
_______________________________________________
I think I just passed out . . . LoL
Christian – I’m telling you – BalloonHat.com – http://www.balloonhat.com/about_us.html – only White People would think of (and then do) something like this
WPITN has become my favorite feature on this site. Don’t ban the New York Times, its hilarious.
“. . . so much more soul and texture . . . ”
_______________________________________________
How could I miss that one? He should’ve defined “texture” in the article. SMH
Carnival
The Craver’s Candy Company
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5437770
You’re hilarious.
Eloquent? Really?
No.
NYC is the whitest place on earth.
LOL which is worse, NY or San Fran?
DO NOT WANT You
“I graduated Princeton in ’92 and moved to Williamsburg in ’03,”
Q: How does his graduation even remotely relate to moving to Williamsburg ELEVEN YEARS LATER?
A: It doesn’t. At all. Someone just likes mentioning that they went to Princeton.
Hilarious.
/agree
Not true.
wp love gems.
LMAO @ the guy with an “amalgamated look” of a “Crimean war soldier and slacker/hipster.”
Apparently, white people love the Pope. Who would have figured?
http://joseelretardo.com/news-and-science/tips-for-dealing-with-the-upcoming-papal-visit/
And so do I!
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
Me. I would’ve figured.
Yes, now I can start impersonating on a new post.
Me too.
See, I told you.
Now it begins.
So.
We meet again.
This post sucks beyond any other. Makes me feel even better to bring it down by destroying the comments section.
And me.
Yes, Lord Vader, we meet again.
I know.
As do I.
Looks like someone already started your work for you.
funny
http://mantivities.wordpress.com
Thank God. You know what’s “played”? New York City.
http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
I smell like cheese.
Even more funny is the gerbil in my pants.
and me. happyjack is the sensation thats sweeping the nation.
My blog sucks so please do not visit it. I don’t want to be embarrassed.
Excellent addition to the conversation. Thank you.
Check out the very first comment on the NYT web site:
“In France flea markets are extremely popular everywhere. People furnish their entire houses off of antiques etc. purchased at flea markets. Recently I had the joy of finding an authentic tea set of Limoges china with gold leaf flowers for just 20 euros (equivalent to around $35).
— Naomi, Paris, France”
Don’t forget me.
It’s not? What is?
Stupid
http://mantivities.wordpress.com
No. I don’t know. Nor do I care to.
http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/
I would never forget you.
😉
Actually I’m an idiot I just realized. I don’t know what I am talking about. Can someone please help me.
Thank you. It just popped into my head.
Canada.
Is there white people in the news anywhere but in the NY Times? Maybe you should call this feature “White people in the NYTimes”
Ooop. Forgot to change my name there.
You’re welcome.
Rookie mistake.
And aslo, can anyone recommend a good way to remove massive amounts of celulite from my legs.
You have yourself a deal.
Haaa. Tricked you. I did it on purpose to be funny. I aint no rookie.
Madrugada can probably help you with that.
wp hate double negatives.
And so do I.
Yes.
Yes, I can. I have great experience in removing celulite.
As well as large black moles from my ass.
Yes, I can. I have great experience in removing celulite.
As well as large black moles from my ass.
wp love to use the word aint
That was a great comment Chuck. I would like to thank you, on behalf of Christian Lander, for contributing to this blog.
Your friend in Christ,
~happyjack
Easy does it slugger.
Maybe.
I’ve always passed by flea markets,but have never gone.
http://stuffwhitepeopleliketshirts.com
FU!!!!!
Agreed. I would really love to learn more about New Yorkers in the wild: going to expensive Sunday brunches where they get to read the NYT while paying $26 for a poached egg (no doubt paired with artisanal goat cheese).
http://motleyqueue.blogspot.com
I hate baseball
I wanted to be first.
http://IGotUGGs.com
Well, you should. It can be a very eclectic, rewarding experience.
Tough luck.
I have gone to the airport bathrooms looking for action before though.
http://stuffwhitepeopleliketshirts.com
I am the first at being an idiot though.
As evidenced from my crappy website below.
http://IGotUGGs.com
That was my point, smart guy.
True…let me prove you right.
…eating goat cheese
…pretending to like John Waters films
…putting those little black and white OBX or IRE stickers in the back windows of their SUVs
…casually mentioning they’ve traveled to Paris
…professional teeth whitening
As much as it kills me to say this, I’m going to have to agree with happyjack on this one. Canada is like white to the extreme.
Any nation whose favorite pastimes are drinking beer and playing hockey is not quite white enough. Besides, who ever heard of going to graduate school in Canada?
Finally, a new post!
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain.
I’ve traveled to Paris.
Finally I can put a link to my crappy blog called jonesview. Please visit as I am desparately lonely.
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
Are you kidding me? Have you heard of the Canada Music Fund? The government subsidizes pop records! Tons of people complete completely useless/worthless graduate degrees in Canada! Even white people are embarrassed by Canada’s whiteness.
I’m sure we can find some white people worth noting in the LA Times.
http://bestwhiteparentever.com
You white humans sure like your derivative blogs, don’t you?
Plus I hope to find some people to visit my crappy blog.
I’m off to lunch now so the impersonating will have to wait a while.
or perhaps not
Me too.
http://www.tucc.org
No they don’t.
And me too.
wp don’t, though. wp love love love their baseball
I’m going also.
Also an eclectic, rewarding experience.
Thems the breaks
I’m not. Let the impersonating continue!
Go Sun Devils!
White people love Asians in wavepools!
http://theplasticspoon.blogs.com
Idiot.
No. Not really.
Your name is super awesome Motley Queue.
me either
Every. Single. Comment. from that article is a huge circle jerk of people bragging about the old kitschy shit they bought and resold
Yes! Life is validated!
wp love circle jerks.
Wah. This blog sucks now.
wp love Asians in wavepools
I didn’t spot any transgendered people in this article, so I don’t get what that reference was about. Unless if I missed something, which is entirely possible.
No. You suck now.
Although not as badly as I do
Really? I’ve noticed at least one.
Sad birds
😦
wp love making obtuse points
Well maybe it’s just about guesswork; I don’t think that the article would be all like “THIS PERSON IS A TRANNY” or anything like that. I think that was the phrase that I was trying to look for while I was skimming the surface of the article.
I’m sorry for your loss.
wp love arugula, Barack Obama
“[Barack Obama] has more of the arugula vote. Senator Clinton’s voters are more likely to be making ends meet and so they do a lot more cooking at home and a lot less eating out at expensive restaurants.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/16/dining/16voters.html?pagewanted=2&_r=2
wp also love making points that aren’t sharp.
Haha, that’s a funny change in policy. I noticed almost every article was from the NYT and I was thinking it was getting too easy. It looks like people in New York are all set. Winston-Salem has white people too!
yes. wp do love that.
white people are fat and like flea markets. true.
Even you, tornados28?
Agreed.
I love arugula.
There are no white people in Winston-Salem.
You should casually throw that out in conversation more. Really ramp up your white factor. You know, “Oh, this old scarf? I picked it up in this little shop in Paris last summer.”
Thanks, HappyJack!
Bear: Parisian sushi bars are marvelous, the ones where you get to feast on raw Parisians.
wp love happyjack!
Some of you people are dicks.
well, sharp points are dangerous! wp do not like dangerous.
/wearing crocs.
Just when you think something is sacred there is a satire/parody of it that makes it look LOL ridiculous. BTW, Bear have you seen the Pope’s funny hat. You’d have to eat the Pope to get it. Holy Cow!
mmmhhhmmm. i do love me some shaft. fo shizzle!
Can Jonathan Butler become the SWPL mascot? I wonder if he has an Asian GF.
Thats whats up
– http://www.anythingblack.net
Parisians are a bit gamey for my tastes. Too much cycling and football I think.
Jew York Times is not representative of “white”. Does “Arthur Sulzberger” sound White to you?
The article didn’t push transgenderism either, which also is not representative of “white”.
those people in the article certainly don’t seem rich, far from it actually.
My nizzle!
White women, anyway.
yes white people suck.
seriously! especially that dwayne dude!
oh.
sorry. you know, for you being a dick and all.
I wonder if you have an Asian GF.
yes it is
no way happyjack!
if you suck…well, then i guess i swallow! 😦
say it ain’t so, ol’ jack, ol’ pal!
John Cartwright McCain is so insane hates being FIRST…… might pose a problem in November…. Pray 4 JC McCain’s sanity… Hard!….
A deal and a sucky blog. Quit life while you are ahead Dawn.
Where do you think I got my funny hate? I got it from the Pope. While he was pooping in the woods.
good one Motley!
I hate myself.
no one could posibly impersonate your geniusness happyjack! 😉
That hipster looks like a Civil War reenactor. Could you imagine the look on his face if some White person said that to him? LOL!
Who wants a piece of my ass?
i’d bet he has an asian blow-up doll.
Can I taste your man juice?
The interactive feature accompanying the story is the best. Everybody’s ugly and hideously dressed–but thanks to the reverse snobbery of hipsterism, they all think they’re fierce.
“My coolness OBVIOUSLY defeats this douchiness!” Preach, brotha, Preach…
We sure do!
What’s wrong with crocs?
bear: You’re just jealous. Leave clander alone.
I love baseball!
I can confirm that.
Me too.
This is true.
Agreed.
I know
I didn’t say that. Who impersonates the impersonators?
They are all fierce. You are jealous. Cry yourself to sleep, silly silly man.
Who’s Dawn?
That’s where I go to church!
Whitey looks pretty interested.
Join the club. We all hate you.
I hope he’s saving the good stuff for the book. I’m definitely looking forward to it.
http://Blog-AroundHarlem.com
“An Arugula in every Salad Bowl” will become Hillary’s campaign promise in response to this slanderous poll.
She’s also promises to force the oil companies to lower the price of gas. Just for you. I read about it in the New York Times along with the article: “Serb Misogynists snipe at Hillary on Tarmac.”
we do
Don’t we all?
Me too!
Ahh, the Circle Jerks. They were a great punk band.
er… hat. Where do you think I got my funny HAT.
My funny hate is a direct result of being a bear.
Excuse me. I said I was going to lunch and now I am back. Why were you impersonating me while I was gone?
I didn’t really say that.
But I do agree.
I was just curious there weren’t any in the article. I am currently in the process of my own transgender transfermation so it is of great interest to me.
Hilarious.
If you’re white you might like this: http://adsinthebucket.blogspot.com/ , seriously.
Is arugula a type of mating ritual?
Christian’s a big boy. Get off his balls and let him fight his own fights.
I would hope not since I smoke those all the time.
Go here, http://onomatopoeiablog.blogspot.com/ . It might make you feel better.
And I would know due to my own massive thighs.
and I would love to rub them.
I would love to blow up an asian doll.
Also what’s up is I am an idiot.
http://www.anythingblack.net
You also might like it if you are a moron loser like me who is so desparate for people to visit my lame blog.
But it probably won’t.
That’s because I said it.
LOL!
wp love to impersonate you while you’re at lunch.
wp can’t be trusted.
wp hate http://adsinthebucket.blogspot.com/
yes you are
Good for you Ahndou. Good luck with your procedure.
There is something up in my pants also.
but no one will.
What?
so are you the real one?
a gerbil
When these terribly annoying white people were teenagers, we had the jocks to keep them in line. If they wore anything too stupid, much less said anything excruciating as “I graduated from Princeton in ’92 and move to Williamsburg in ’03,” the jocks would come to our rescue by shoving the white people in lockers, beating them up, giving them a wedgie right in the hallway, throwing a baskebtall in their face during gym class, or tossing gum in their hair.
It’s really too bad jocks matured into mature adults w/ real jobs and families. We need them to control the white people population. How funny would it be to watch them show up at these flea markets and just start beating up these vintage-wearing douchebags? This needs to happen, and it needs to show up on youtube.
Before the New York Times is officially retired as a source for white person news, the TV ad for its “weekender” offer ought to be added to the sight, running continuously. I don’t think there are thirty other seconds on TV that better represent everything that “Stuff White People Like” means.
Yes. I’m the real deal from L.A.
Hay, I did not write that. That was so mean.
Some of you dicks are people.
amen.
Now please excuse me while I empty my douche bag.
I also must admit my anger comes from the many years I was mollested by the jocks when I was going to school.
I look back on it now with fond memories.
Are you sure you didn’t write it? It sure looks like you wrote it. It has your name and everything on it.
Not the real me.
Cool. Just checking.
Yes, it was the real me.
And I love penises. A lot.
How’s that going for you?
Oh, I guess I did. My hormones are so messed up right now you know. My brain is a little foggy.
It’s the greatest thing ever. I highly recommend to everyone to place gerbils in their pants.
I’m also looking forward to giving myself an enema this evening.
http://Blog-AroundHarlem.com
But not too flacid.
I’d like a piece, please.
I’ll definitely consider that the next time I have a gerbil or two handy.
Why hasn’t anyone responded to my comment about my massive thighs? I am really very proud of them.
Of course not.
I’d tap that.
I have plenty. Do you want me to send some to you?
Who’er you
You want to tap my thighs?
Are you sure? That one didn’t sound like the real you.
That’s understandable.
Jack. Why are you so happy?
Seriously. Who’s Dawn?
That was uncalled for.
wp people love tapping
Hey frostback. It’s me! happyjack!
I have a naturally sunny disposition.
Yes. Please.
Hmmm – Wow, my first post and I already have an impostor (see above) So I wonder how many of these posts are by others using the same name? Lame.
Yes please.
Everyone loves tapping.
Thats because it wasn’t the real me. This is the real me.
is really you or some poser
Figures.
haven’t read the post yet and have to get going right now i’ll catch with you cat in the am
Yea, very lame
Christian – you’re just a smug asshole. That’s all there is to it. Just leave people alone, k? I mean, what the fuck is it to you if people want to write stories about other people changing their perspective on life and getting a totally diametrically opposed gig? So what? Good for him I say!!!!
Why the white bullshit though? Can’t come up with anything more clever than that, hey?
100%
You are correct sir.
Your stupid book be damned, too. What a flop that will be, douchebag. Better save that money ~
Another fine point.
There are brains on this site, I’m glad to see. Cheers!
You’re not missing much.
I bet you can.
yay brooklyn flea!!
I like gerbils.
No it wasn’t.
yay I’m gay.
Clander, really now, you must do your next entries on either jogging or dowdiness (understated elegance). White people love to jog, and they have certainly mastered the art of spending a lot of money to look unassuming and above the impulses of consumer culture. Therefore quit the articles; you’ve got plenty more material to cover. Reach out if your starved for new ideas. I am a resident alien in hipsterland and I can surely provide you with the lowdown.
If you sell your book in Urban Outfitters, the meet-and-greet will be as follows: Stuff White People Like meets stuff white people like.
Indeed.
I like brains. Especially with some fava beans and chianti.
hipsterland is kind of like Disneyland but only really gay.
That is to say, reach out and touch me. In my bathing suit zone.
Take me, Clander. Right here. Right now.
Wrong again.
Intelligence is still alive in cyberspace.
Me too! We should be friends.
This is Mr. Lander. I beg all you imposters to please cease and desist. Your actions are causing irreparable damage to my blog.
Is it possible to top Disneyland’s gayness?
It was bound to happen. You need to link your name to a different URL, though, clander.
Try this: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/author/clander/
That’s what the real deal uses.
Prove it.
They don’t call it the happiest place on Earth for nothing.
Silly rabbits.
Sorry for yelling my name.
Well, if it isn’t ALL CAPS TORNADOS28.
Fancy seeing you around here.
No problem. These things happen.
How dare you question me on my own blog.
That’s better.
Let me repeat myself. How dare you question me on my own blog.
Thank you for your advice.
NOW GET OUT.
Okay!
Actually, please don’t leave. I would miss you terribly.
Seriously, guys. Let’s try to get the blog comments back under control or I’m going to have to restrict posts to registered users.
ATTENTION
FROM NOW ON, I DEMAND THAT ALL IMPOSTERING STOP. IF THE IMPOSTERS DO NOT CEASE THEIR ACTIVITIES, I WILL BE FORCED TO DELETE THIS BLOG.
Christian, you complete me.
This is really ridiculous. The real and original resident alien from hipsterland (myself) would never use the term gay as a derogatory slur. What are you, like, twelve? Anyway please don’t let imposters denigrate my name or my ideas for new entries. Jogging and understated elegance. There’s something there.
Nice try fake clander. I am the real clander and you have no authority to make those statements.
Be doubly white Happyjack and say, “AIN’T THEMS the breaks.
And also, I’d like to touch your pee-pee.
We’d be so lucky…
White people love bibles. As long as there are only white people in them.
Oooh. It’s a clander face off!
I only use the term gay to describe myself. I am very gay and I like to do gay things.
Hey, stop that. I did not say that.
Jesus was white, mofo. 🙂
Or did I?
VERY gay things.
Please stop making fun of my gay hipsterfriend. He has very special feelings.
Yes! But, it’s always sucked. People that can’t read well love this blog. They think it makes them better than other people.
By the way, “worst person in the world” Keith Olbermann-style goes to Christian and all you other wankers for making fun of people who do things like *recycle* and *eat healthy* – that’s so irritating when people do that and talk about it, caring about the planet? Puhlease. WHITE!
OH, how LLAAAAME! Planet Earth is TOTALLY WHITE!!!!!!
What about me, Christian? I’ve been saving myself for you!
No, I did not say it. I am going to cry. Please leave me alone.
Do you mean it?
Unless you are Christian Lander. Then… don’t leave me alone.
Excuse me. I am 86 years old bitch.
and I love clander sausage.
Yes I do. I love you with all my heart.
Chuck, unless Naomi purchased the authentic tea set of Limoges china packed in its original box from the Limoges factory, she got ripped off. The same is true for Barbie Dolls.
Is Naomi still packed in her original box?
OMG! Clander, I love you too! Let’s get married!
Resident aliens need to be deported.
I don’t know who Dawn is but she better get a restraining order against Badabash pronto.
A jump like that? Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli would be proud.
This is great. clanders’ comments sections have now degenerated into complete anarchy. I LOVE IT.
noted.
Please pass the Charmin.
no shit
Have you noticed there are very few comments related to this current blog post. I think we are scaring people off.
EAT THAT CLANDER.
Yeah. I’ll miss the thoughtful conversations that we once had on this blog.
Actually, that was a total lie. Bye bye, SWPL.
tornados28, we may’ve had our differences in the past, but we accomplished something great today. I think we can both look back and be proud.
… or not.
Jeeze CLander goofing on the NY times was the best part. I mean this a paying job for you now. It is your job to read the NY times so that other white people do not have to. It is a service you provide for the white people of the world. Reading the NY times is such a waste of time, wading through piles of propaganda and ads just to find that one gem of whiteness. Couldn’t you do it … just one more time.
I’ve never felt so proud in my life. (tears in my eye)
I can’t believe people are pretending to be other posters. What a bunch of fags.
Sometimes my brain hurts when I think.
And I am an expert on the subject of fags.
And God said, “Let there be life..I mean let there be the internet first and then let there be life…And lo it was that God saw that the man was lonely surfing the internet and God said,”Let there be internet porn. And the man was happy.”
I love internet porn. Especially the kind involving rodents.
I miss the days when we’d all gather around and make fun of people who wear shorts or attend dinner parties.
Hey, that’s my moniker. I hate gerbils, of course.
I wonder if clander reads his comments sections?
Yes I do and I am shocked at what you people are attemting to do to my blog. Especially you happyjack.
Sorry, Geo8rge. Didn’t you hear? Christian is marrying Greetings From Hipsterland. I guess you’ll have to find another guy to exchange bodily fluids with.
Me?
Now we just sit around and make fun of people with retarded blogs called creative ink.
My life is so very empty. Will someone hold me?
YEEEEESSSSS! HOOORAY Hooray hooray hooray!!
Um, yes pleaz.
I hate your blog, Clander and Christian.
McGill is an amazing school. It’s in Montreal.
I’ll hold you, Tim. Let’s be each other’s rocks. Okay?
Oh woe is me. I don’t think I can go on with out my Christian.
How about rpost3? Do you want some real love?
I want to hold your rock.
I’m just giving the people what they want.
Gerbils are rodents.
We aims to please.
Moving from New York. Want something totally different? Try studying the white people of New Jersey.
another impostor
people shouldn’t hate. People shouldn’t be anti-White, and you know who you are……(liberals).
Yes pleaz?
Your blog IS kinda dumb. But, the albums you bought and loved in 2007? Amaahzing. Good job.
I hate the name Tim. I dated a Tim once and he was a total jerk who used to be a Boy Scout who was probably actually gay.
hrmph.
What I want is no more Clander and Christian. He seems like a jerk.
Post this, please?
Christianity is a weak religion that is non-White and Semitic in origin.
It’s soft ideas are the downfall of Whites. Contrast that to racist and collectivist and non-inviting tribal religions like Judaism and Islam.
I knew it.
impostor post or not?
Better yet, try studying my rolls of flesh. You might be surprised what you find.
impostor post?
or not?
First you guys(?) better find out if you share the same gender.
I know who you are, you know.
C-lander, ha – a.k.a. Christian is crying right now. We’re inside his head I hope.
Peace, love, and organic foods,
signed,
No Life
You don’t need my permission to post you moron.
Now please come again to my blog.
I like fundamentalist Jew hats!!! And those curls!!! And blowing a dead animal’s horn!!
Yeah, they’re really White people!!! (cough, cough)
I know who you are, you know!
MOSCOW is the only White city left on planet Earth, and that won’t last either, unless Whites get smart.
The liberals really have done a number on the White race.
Hmm. Touche.
Ban dudes IP @ clander, get rid of him for good.
I know who all of you are. Beware my power. The power of clander will reveal itself soon and all you imposters will be sorry.
Especially you happyjack. I have a special surprise for you.
good post, I noticed that too.
His name is Randall Dawkins.
Yes. And I will start with imaG. He really does not add anything of intelligence to this blog.
White people love the pope.
It’s jews and liberal a-holes like halfjew Bill Maher that hate him.
Really? That sounds a little… what’s the word… queer.
you’re not Eli Heeb, I am!! LOL!!!
I like playing ‘Cowboys and Indians’ with my kids, and sometimes ‘Nazis and Jews’ to mix it up!!
Oh, imaG. I can assure you that clander wouldn’t need to get rid of a “him.” He would need to get rid of “them.”
Fake Eli post!
fake Eli!
I feel very special now!
Rocket man, by Elton John
Eli Heeb has been hijacked by a jew!!
Or just get rid of me for good. Either way.
Tyrants cannot stop Americans who want to be free and buy Clander’s book.
So wheres the original happyjack in all of this?
I know exactly where this “happyjack” is and I will be delivering something to him very soon.
I hate all of you idiots.
Now please buy my book. Thank you and come again soon.
Why would you ban me? That’s not nice.
Disable comments.
My brain is disabled.
I am working on a solution to my comments problem at this very moment. It involves me, happyjack, and a gerbil.
I will do what I want
Would you like to join me?
Congratulations. I am glad your mommy allows you to do what you want.
Yes, I agree. The New York Times is bourgeoisie (how do you abbreviate that word?), of course we all already knew that, but it’s so apt. Any city that requires its citizens to make at least six figures to have a decent qualty of life is going to be full of the “right kind of white people.” It is so damn amusing, though. I must say, I’m jealous. I want to go to a flea market in Brooklyn, dammit. Imagine all the hipster vintage finds to be had! All I get are chains and swap meets. boo.
Just curious, who are the tyrants here, CLURT?
I have a special friend from hipsterland.
*gulp*
I like using words like bourgeoisie and apt. It makes me sound so pretentious.
I’m right here, bitch.
I didn’t say that.
The tyrants are those that use their power to control. The power that comes from their immense bosoms.
Yes, but we heard it.
I wasn’t asking where you were.
I am the real CLURT. I want to assure Happyjack that I am not a tyrant. Still you could all decide to be reasonable and do it my way. Or I will kill you.
An apt comment.
I second the notion of using high school jocks to beat up white people again. Being beaten up by football players is clearly fair punishment for anyone who shops at Whole Foods, pays $40 for a used ’84 Wisconsin Special Olympics shirt, and throws dinner parties.
I’ve got sad news. Happyjack fell into a caramelized popcorn vat and he’s gone. The good news is that he only has to change his first name and there’s a toy in the box. See you at the ballgame.
I’m white and I go to Whole Foods. Usually I shoplift though.
The term “madrugada” is Spanish/Portuguese and means “dawn” — the blue hour.
i thought wp like wikipedia
Check out this blog for FAIL pictures of the English Language! It’s Hilarious!
http://englishfail.wordpress.com
Great reviews on this one: http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
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GO UA CATS!!!!!!!
What’s your point?
This is most intelligent post on here…… unfortunately that is not a compliment. :0
But… I thought white people couldn’t thrive outside of New York City (and San Francisco) (and Los Angeles).
That post is what I waited a week for?!….come on get it together, write an original blog, im tired of reading about white people in the new york times, i want to read about stuff white people like. This new post looks like you made it in about 5 minutes. I have some suggestions for future posts that I would like to see some elaboration on.
1) having maids, but feeling sorry that you do, and cleaning up before the maid comes.
2) vintage sunglasses
3) costco
4) flip-flops
5) Murses
6) outside movies in the park
7) protesting the olympics
8) having babies when your 40+
9) vitamins
10) restoration hardware/ z gallery
I would like you to get back to how this blog was like 3 months ago, because for awhile now, it has been slipping a bit.
Let’s take a closer look at the fantastic texture of Brooklyn:
Party affiliation of Brooklyn registered voters Party
2005 2004 2003
Democratic 69.7 69.2 70.0
Republican 10.1 10.1 10.1
No affiliation 16.5 16.9 16.1
Other 3.7 3.9 3.8 3.6
Brooklyn Compared
2000 Census Brooklyn NY City NY State
Foreign born 38% 36% 20%
White 41% 45% 67%
Black 36% 27% 16%
Hispanic (any race) 20% 27% 15%
Asian-Jordan Hussey 8% 10% 6%
“Instead, we hope to expand our search to help document how white people thrive in environments other than New York”
They don’t.
http://athenasmom.wordpress.com/
I saw this article and thought about sending it, but didn’t think it had quite enough whiteness in it. I should act on my impulses next time.
Um, don’t care about the WP in the news. Are you not doing blog posts anymore? Sheesh…. There are so many more topics to cover…. get to it
You people are a bunch of ingrates!!!!! It’s not clander’s responsibility to please YOU! Start your own freakin’ blogs and see how far you get. I’m positive you wouldn’t be getting anything like 23 million hits.
It’s obvious that the blog will suffer because the book is being written. However, brown eyed girl’s argument is dumb. I suppose you can’t post a negative comment without first having written your own successful blog. But useless comments like “You rock” and “Gee, look how much this blog affirms my whiteness” can run rampant without complaint.
And then I found a dollar. And this blog sucks my balls. Thank you.
gavortnik was the last human voice I heard in the rubble. There seems to be no more survivors. Perhaps Clander has struck like the angel of death and shut down the comments section – perhaps the whole blog.
The irony is that I decided to play by the rules and actually read “Scavengers on the Savannah” by Guy Trebay in the New York Times. Clander is a genius. He has taken the self-styled authenticity of elite white people and exposed it as consummate phoniness. Guy Trebay and the white subjects of his article unintentionally succumb to self-parody. I was wincing and gnashing my teeth before the end of the first paragraph. What I hated worse than any of them was myself.
I know others have mocked white yuppies and related genetic variants of our dwindling species before and our master must certainly share credit with them. But Clander has surpassed many of them to strip white people of their identity and throw the hides by the roadside. At the flea market, at the winery, at the dinner party we shall pass mirrors and see no reflection. Where will we find our home?
Free the fleas.
Free the unfree market.
Free your judgements.
Free your mind.
Free Tibet.
Free space.
Free lunch.
No, Faith you should act on Faith.
Sorry gang, gavortnik actually commented six up from this one. It was just that-I mean- the silence was so prolonged that I really thought the end had come. I guess the last-person-on- earth conceit only plays out in sci-fi movies.
I live in Southern Mississippi… there’s a totally different species of white people here that you could study. The biological/class diversity here is covers a broad spectrum from the professional white people such as doctors and lawyers to those whom social evolution have passed by such as the elusive trailer park princess. 😛
your website isn’t funny anymore. the whole “in the news” section is horrible. no one reads it. and you’re not posting as often as you used to … the book deal ruined you, man. i’m taking you off my favorites.
is this caro who fainted in a liquor store once before beach weekend? i don’t know anyone else who says “amahzing” and who speculates about their ex bfs being gay.
LOL WTF…that wasn’t me at all.
What a fucking troll.
Shut your mouth!
White people love Bill Maher.
And so do I.
You’re just jealous it’s not your horn
Eli, please do not bait the bears.
My favorite part of the slide show on the article? When the guy from Evansville is described as being from ‘outside of Indianapolis.’ Yes, Evansville is technically ‘outside’ of Indianapolis. It’s about a 225 mile drive. So that would be like saying Boston is ‘outside of New York.’
Of course, white people don’t really know that America outside of a few select cities exists, and they tend to be scared of it and know little of it.
Just don’t free the savages.
… the book deal ruined you, man.
I read he bagged a cool half mill.
Who let all these “transpostites” into the comment section?
That doesn’t look like Savannah. That looks like Albany, with the State Capitol on growth hormones. But then, the weather is never that bright in Albany…
Need all the help we can get, thought any of you all my enjoy this.
http://eugenelovestunguskablast.blogspot.com/
I don’t think Hattiesburg has enough of the right kind of white people to be interesting. Oxford is the closest to anything you’d find in SWPL.
You know what else white people like? Online chatting with their friends and loved ones during work hours. And shameless promoting their own projects.
I’m not white but I’m catching on…
http://www.lostinemoticons.com
Your mom named you for a ham actor in that cheesy chick flick of 1970?
Like me, for instance. I’m a stupid fuck.
So, please visit my blog. I have no life, no friends and no talent. I also shamelessly promote my projects, even though I know, deep down in my heart of hearts, that my projects blow.
http://www.lostinemoticons.com
A “half mill” is one-twentieth of a cent.
Interspecies communication.
That’s what our dicks are for.
A friend of mine has a much more fitting name for your site:
“Stuff Yuppie Hipster City-Living Self-Hating Guilty-Feeling White Priveleged Liberals Like”
The majority of the crap you list is attributable to the loser whites that are leftist liberals and follow every hip fad that comes out and haven’t figured out that every move they make is about envy-avoidance that causes their sickening guilt for stuff they never did, will do or could reasonably be blamed for.
Man-Made Global Warming tops the list of guilt-induced nonsense that is ENTIRELY MADE UP so that these stupid individuals can feel guilty for something “mankind” is “doing” to the earth. They can take their freaking Prius’s and ram it.
Please rename the site – I’m white but laugh at the assholes that act the way you say white people act.
BTW, I know you’re kidding – killer site! I laughed for hours!
Other places besides New York?
SAN FRANCISCO IS REALLY WHITE…and asian, but god damn it’s white.
SEATTLE is ridiculously WHITE.
Jersey is white.
Northern Europe- esp. denmark, switzerland, norway, sweden and iceland are crazy white.
STORY IDEA:
White People Like Rankings (US News for college rankings, Time’s 100 list of most influential people, etc etc)
http://moveitmoveit.wordpress.com
Hello. I am back to do some more impostering.
I forgot to mention that I like to put gerbils down my pants.
Also, my breasts are extremely white.
I changed my mind. Please don’t come to my blog becuase I know it sucks ass.
Heeb!!!!
shut up hook nose middle eastern jew!!!
(that lusts after White sorrority girls)
Heebs are rodents.
Ever see a pic of Henry Waxman?
heeb!!!
Heebs hate whites, that’s why we are liberals.
But conservatives in israel!!!
you suckers. get with it.
You are a Heeb or a Fool, nothing else.
Heebs like wikipedia. Racist fundamentalist anti-White jews like wikipedia.
They HATE Jimmy Carter. They hate all non-jews, except for jew lackeys like anti-white liberals.
I run a porn company.
I am a person of the book.
that dude’s post was correct
shut up
NY is not the most expensive city in the world.
Uh, no. Posting a negative comment isn’t what I was referring to. It’s the more more more, better better better demand that’s dumb. Clander apparently just created this blog for family and friends, and it unexpectedly became wildly popular. So for people who’ve enjoyed his blog for FREE, and for whom this blog wasn’t even intended, to demand anything, is obnoxious.
dude!!!!!!
It the heebs that cannot thrive outside Miami, NY, LA and sort of SF.
Phoenix, Dallas and Houston, where hot White women are, NOT LOSER JEWBAG types.
(Although they are getting mexiscumed over)
41% “white”?????????
you have to consider than 1/2 are semite heebs, so the real White % is probably 25%.
If it weren’t for Italians sticking it out, there wouldn’t be any real Whites except for the transient fake Park Slope type anti-White whites.
Whites are a minority in most places. It’s time Whites acknowledge that fact and act like other minorities in the grab bag game.
that pic of Richard Dawkins, the ‘Union war hero wannabe’, sums up everything that is sick with the state of White consciousness.
Does that guy even realize how repulsive he is to Whites?
FREE PALESTINE FROM APARTHEID
The casinos in Tupelo had to admit in their annual reports that negro MS employees were less productive than normal humans.
Look it up.
Tunica I meant. Look it up.
Good post.
This guy above is a true White person.
FU tracyy
are you some kind of anti-White white? What is you malfunction?
WHO THE F CARES IF MOSCOW OR SEATTLE ARE WHITE?
Is there something wrong with Tokyo being Japanese? or Mumbai being Hindu? or Lagos being black?
The utter failure of Whites to think sensibly for their grandchildren’s sake is incredible. 😦
WHY IS IT THESE LIBERAL WHITES hate Whites???? and their own culture?
Move to Mumbai if you hate Whites.
Why don’t Whites ever worry that Mexico City, Tokyo, Mumbai, and Nairobi AREN’T DIVERSE ENOUGH?
The sickness of the anti-White liberal white is a disgrace to the generations that follow, if they will even exist.
Come on hurry up with the Facebook post already!
http://www.michaelmorgan.co.uk
Global Warming is a Red Herring wrapped in a Canard….
hold the hot mustard.
Im not stupid, i knew the blog would suffer while he was writing the book, but come on, 1 post a week is quite lame. an average writer could easily put out 2 posts (that arent already written on newyorktimes.com) a week and still write a book. He is already writing a book and has only had this blog for 4 months, while im sure the book will be great, he shouldnt neglect the blog, which are the roots for the book. You kill the roots, and the book will die on book shelves at barns and noble and borders. He shouldnt alienate his core readers who helped make this blog successful. Because there is something white people dont like, and thats waiting. Us whiteys make stars, and we can also get rid of them, hello britney.
fuck palestine, if they want to be freed they should die and “go to paradise, with 70 virgins” like their damn book says. Allah loved them more then rest of the world, they should go visit him as soon as possible.
get off our white site, this site isnt for “your kind”, im sure there is a good site called stuffrightwingnutjobreligiousfreakslike.com
hmmm…but how can you be 100% happyjack if you’re the real tornados28?
because i am also herschel walker.
hey bitch! multiple personality disorder is no joking matter!
wp love multiple personality disorder.
you are so wkowp.
oh. it’s on now bitch!
wp love impostering.
wp love extremely white breasts.
You will find, once you stray from the coasts and university towns, interesting variations in white people. Ruralness or proximity to subcultures have modifying effects, such as interest in Hunting or outdoor cooking, that you haven’t investigated.
wp love the original happyjack.
You will find, once you stray from the coasts and university towns, wkowp.
Everyone loves impostering.
Why the hate, crackerjack? You should try to be more happy.
wp love trolls.
Everyone loves extremely white breasts.
I’m glad you can acknowledge your short-comings.
wkowp stole my happy.
wp love acknowledging their short-comings.
how else to explain why maury povich still has a t.v show?
I’m glad you can acknowledge your short-comings, Anne.
Everyone loves trolls.
Why do you think the Harry Potter, Warcraft and Lord of the Rings are so popular?
How do I explain that? Humans, regardless of race and gender, are extremely stupid.
Thanks for the warning, Tunguska.
I think, deep down, we all knew this.
wkowp love crackerjack(s).
Are you sure about that?
happyjack = wkowp
Of course you do.
Keep it in your pants, Michael.
I don’t think anyone loved the original happyjack.
dude.
And what is the name of the planet that you live on, Eli?
If you really want to document white people…come to Denver. We’ve cornered the market on them.
you’re prolly right.
wp loathe people who are smarter than they are.
so that makes you…a turnip?
wp love turnips.
wp LOVE cornering the market!!!
I really really really believe that this site was inspired by http://www.diehipster.com
Really.
but crackerjack wear’s a sailor suit and has a cute little doggie.
wkowp would chain him to the back of a f-150, drag him down the road and strap his ravaged carcass to a fence.
*wp* love crackerjack.
Filipino people are not white and not even black. i’m proud to be brown!
I hate this flea market. It was just another excuse for hipster white people to get together and overcharge for garbage. One guy was charging $275 for his homemade paintings that looked homemake. One class at Pratt does not a picasso make. My neighborhood is ruined.
because the wp who like tha stuff need something to do when they’re not surfin pr0n.
Trolls are fun.
correction: happyjack v2.0 = wkowp
I also want to mention that I am proud to put gerbils down my pants.
WP like to try and get tan.
as sure as my arse is white.
I love the corner market. They sell alot of good beer.
I love beer.
I think you underestimate the closeted tendencies of a great many wkowp.
mmmm. beer.
At least, that’s what I do.
Agreed..
I liked your old stuff better. Your new material doesn’t quiet have the same chutzpah.
And come on to my crappy website already. If you like stuff that sucks, come to
http://www.michaelmorgan.co.uk
Hmmm. That’s pretty sure.
corrected correction: crackerjack = wkowp
i really really really believe that your face was inspired by a baboon’s arse.
you got me there!
😉
your nieghborhood was ruin when it reached its josh quota.
And so is my shirt. Too much knob-gobbling.
That’s why I loathe you, happierjack.
And why everyone continues to hate me, even when I change my name.
yes I spelled quite wrong. thank you.
All the news fit to pixel:
http://thehurricanepost.blogspot.com/
I guess being a gay white man is just the cross that I have to bear.
Excuse me. I am an expert with baboon asses. I enjoy baboon asses very often and I do not think I look like one. I like to smack them and play with them.
😦
Plus the news that I like gerbils in my pants.
Enough joshing around already.
wp love public apologies.
Hi Jack 🙂
just like my life was ruined when it reached its crackerjack quota.
I hate myself. Thats why I lash out at all of you. I’d appreciate a hug. Anyone?
Hello!
corrected corrected correction: crackerjack 2.0 = wkowp
and I love wp’s weiners
corrected corrected corrected correction: hi-jacked = wkowp
and also the cross I have to bear.
Me too!
🙂
Thanks for clarifying.
crackerjack is like internet pr0n. you really can’t get enough.
and here I thought I was the only gerbil lover on here!
Where is happyjack?
Oh no. There many gerbil lovers on this blog for some reason. Not me though.
I like hamsters.
oh? so you go to the same club as tornados28?
I respect your strength, hi-jacked and crackerjack.
So, are you two husbands or something?
I prefer men, personally.
hmmm…not me. i’ll take a thick black weiner over a tinie white weinie any day of the week! and twice on sundays!
say it ain’t so larry! big whitey still making the news?
well i can assure you hi-jacked, that once you have a baboon’s arse, there’s just no going back! 😉
Good morning, wp.
So, people still care about this blog? I thought it pretty much lost all relevance yesterday.
everywhere.
Oh, hi-jacked. You and your impostering schnanigans. Can’t you just leave people alone?
That’s lovely.
I’m still working on making it irrelevant.
I did not say that.
But I wish I did.
Actually, I like hamsters. They are much more portable then baboons.
Good to hear.
Somebody pass the gerbils!
hi-jacked, you are very funny!
Judging by the declining number of visitors to this site, I would actually say that we’ve all had enough. Thank you.
wkowp, maybe.
Very clever, hi-jacked/crackerjack/jacketyjackjack.
Hi.
wait! who am i again?
Consider me assured.
?
I had not considered that. Carry on.
Me.
i’ll betting he’s jacking off to internet pr0n
sweet.
You bet who is? You bet you is?
hey! why hell did you drag me into your argument?
you jackoff!
Leave Jackoff alone. He didn’t do anything to you.
“Im not stupid, i knew the blog would suffer while he was writing the book, but come on, 1 post a week is quite lame. an average writer could easily put out 2 posts (that arent already written on newyorktimes.com) a week and still write a book.”
What’s quite lame is the above statement. I’m sure he has other things to worry about as well, like a job for instance.
“He shouldnt alienate his core readers who helped make this blog successful. Because there is something white people dont like, and thats waiting.”
You feel alienated because he’s not satisfying your demands for more? That’s weird! Where’s your loyalty and appreciation for the entertainment he’s already given you? You don’t get as much as you want anymore, for FREE by the way, so you start writing a list of demands as if he owes you something?! Whatever…
you dumbass, you were supposed to reply to my comment above. now you’re just confusing everyone!
you are seriously wkowp!!! >:-(
with a name like jackoff, he can do anything he wants to me! 😉
I realise that there will always be a level of generalisation as far as the Stuff White People Like or any other format in this genre is concerned. Having sad that I have to say this is rather metropolitan and it would be nice to do something for white people in small towns. After all, they do exist and their taste are a bit different from suburban white people, they might enjoy country music rather than a Moss Def.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
Lets just calm down, okay? We’re all friends here.
The computer program that will change your life forever, go and visit my blog:
http://happyonlinecash.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/cashforyou/
Wish you all the best!
I don’t know. I’ve heard that small town wp love their Moss Def. It can be found in many of their backyards, in fact.
yes. they exist. they are wkowp.
I did not say that.
if it’s not the computer program that will teach me how to give myself oral stimulation, then you are a giant asshat.
Sorry about that. Being from the country, my parents were also siblings, so its sometimes hard for me to think. Pass the gerbils, please.
I’ve known many guys who live in small towns that love to put gerbils down their pants.
Do country girls like to put gerbils down their pants?
Hey, gang! I’m a scam artist spamming random blogs. You should all totally check out my pointless, useless computer program. It doesn’t do anything! Isn’t that incredible?
http://happyonlinecash.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/cashforyou/
Click on the link and confirm your mental ineptitude!
Oh yes. I enjoy putting many live animals down my pants. I have a small snake in my underwear right now.
How do you think my daughter was conceived?
Yes, but I am getting very excited right now. I can’t calm down.
wkowp like crackerjack, hi-jacked and happyjack.
Do us a favor and go back to your gerbils. Okay? Thanks.
I am also happy with gerbils in my pants.
And me!
And me!!
well neither did i! i was too bust getting some baboon’s arse to be jacking off on this blog!
Please visit http://www.happywithgerbilsinmypants.com
Uh, what I just said didn’t make any sense. Sorry.
Me too, I guess.
Didn’t I tell you people that if you want to participate on my blog then you will have to behave yourselves? If this unrulely behavior does not stop, I will be forced to close this blog.
That’s okay, tornados28. It happens to the best of us.
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Which tornados28 are you talking to?
Actually, I meant:
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Isn’t everyone?
All of ’em.
Gee, where did you get the CLEANING UP BEFORE THE MAID idea? Oh, wait, FROM ME!!!!!
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE CLEANING UP BEFORE THE MAID!!!!!
well, flattery is the sincerest form of imitation!
We’re not getting this blog for “FREE,” you stupid C**t. We pay through our time and continued interest, through which the writer gets ad revenue.
The bigger question is why you’re such a bossy cow. Negative and positive comments provide a metric through which the author can see how he’s doing. If he reads the comments, he now knows that he needs to create more frequent posts with more original content in order to keep his readers satisfied (and thus maintain his popularity).
In fact, your whining (unlike that of disgruntled readers) serves NO beneficial purpose. Therefore, not only are you a creepy whiner, but you’re also a hypocrite.
don’t let that fooking tornados28 off the hook. he’s the wrongest kind of wkowp.
wow
http://www.platenuts.com
White people really love Camel Toe’s!
http://theplasticspoon.blogs.com
what about parfait?? white people loooove them a good parfait. with non-fat yogurt.
Ahh, just when I think I might actually be reading a decent debate with actual logic and rhetoric, Mr. Whitey obviously feels he cannot keep up with Brown Eyed Girl’s obvious grasp of conscious thought and resorts to (quite pathetic) name calling and insults. Yes, yes, I of course see the reasoning, that since she is defending what is, in my opinion, an outstanding blog, she must be a C**t. Argument won. Way to be, Mr. Whitey. Way. To. Be. Brown eyed girl, if ONLY there were a few more intelligent people in this country that were able to articulate their beliefs into actual words, not just infantile schoolyard taunts.
pretty hard to argue with that.
everyone has seen shrek, assmuncher! parfait sucks and so does your face!
“The white people of New York have been properly documented. This experiment has shown that they are featured in at least one article in every Sunday New York Times. As a result, we have concluded our study of white people in the New York Times and will no longer take submissions from the New York Times”
NPR’s This American Life needs to take a hint from you….
Thanks for noticing! My face does suck. That’s why I love parfait!!!!!!!!!!
Look at me! Please! I need attention! And a gerbil! Who will supply me with a fresh, supple gerbil? Anyone? Please?
And I need to take a hint from this blog and get a real life.
Eh. I hate everyone.
Mary had a little lamb.
Just small enough to fit in her pants.
My favorite diverse person of the article has to be the man with the skinny jeans, the table runner cleverly used as a scarf and jacket with, way, way, way, tooo… many buttons. Good Show! With your vintage/modern style …looks like he would, “smell of gucci with a little hint of thrift store”.
How about… white people and their love of underground hip hop!- that’d be a cool article.
Have you ever sucked face?
What?
There is hip hop under the ground? Do you mean like in the New York subway or in peoples basements?
Ask happyjack. I know he has plenty of gerbils. Some are still not too used yet.
White people do love having babies in their forties… They needed the first forty years to:
* Find themselves
* Go to grad school
* Endure a string of badly-ending Long-term relationships that included cohabitation
* Get married no earlier than 31
* Buy a house in a good school district with a room that will make a good nursery, and then turn it into an office because they need to…
* Spend a few years just enjoying each other before…
* “Putting their lives on hold” to have kids
Nevermind that the 40s aint the ideal time to make babies, and the 60s ain’t the ideal time to have teenagers, and when their kids repeat the same process they will be in their 70s and dead when their first grandkids are born.
White people do love having babies in their 40s!
This cite is officialy ruined.
What does it matter to you when other people have babies? Who cares? Does that in any way affect your life?
I think she means like mole people. That live in the center of the earth. With the dinosaurs. They have hip hop too. wp love it. Duh.
Thanks. Come again.
My follow up to swpl is tentatively entitled Gerbils Emporium. You get the idea.
have u gotten lazy? i sent all my friends to your site and that’s when you choose to stop updating
I don’t know, Henry. Don’t you think this whole swpl thing is pretty much played out? You, sir, need a fuller life. Maybe some hobbies? Perhaps knitting?
That’s it. Blogs closed. We’re done.
Thank you Christian. Will that be a future post for your blog?
White people also use the first 40 years to have dinner parties where all the guests put gerbils in their pants.
Thank you. I’ve been working very hard at ruining it.
Oh go read a book.
I am sure your friends all think you are a moron now.
“Property is the fruit of labor…property is desirable…is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.”
-Abraham Lincoln
http://fundamental-rights.blogspot.com/
Actually that will be the sole focus of this blog from this point forward. All mole people all the time.
I was not aware of that.
I’ve noticed.
Thanks Common Sense. You’re a good friend.
I didn’t actually say that. In fact, I’m in definitely in favor of pulling down the swpl house.
Finally. wp love mole people.
Sounds great, Christian! Everything you touch turns to gold. Gold!
I’m not clander I just wanted to see if anyone who wanted to use the name clander could use the name if he wanted.
let me click on this button & I find out…………………
It’s true!
Last!
yep. this blog and my carefully crafted, much-loved internet persona are now about as desirable as brittany’s naughty bits.
Common sense, do you want to get together for a gerbil party?
I’m clander.
Not get the hell out of here you imposter.
Go to hell happyjack. Look what you’ve done to my blog you bastard.
By the way, Gerbil party at my place tonight at 6pm. See you there?
Make me…!
I’ll be there!
🙂
while your friends are now able to confirm their unspoken suspicions that you are a baboon ass-munching, auto-oral stimulating, hamsterophile.
assuming, of course, that you actually have friends.
Can I come too, Christian? Please? I’ll bring my own gerbils! Promise!
Yeah, make him!
Good point, happyjack. Why did we ever fight? We should be good friends!
This is true! You should see my gold penis!
well, assuming there will be a respectable selection of hamsters, please consider this an official “yes” reply. hell yes, in fact! 😉
if that’s not an offer to attend a circle jerk, then color my face bukake!
I’ll let you stay if you promise to come to my gerbil party.
ho diddley ho clandererers
I will not provide anymore updates until the idiots in this comments section get the hell out of here.
😉
Consider me there. With bells on! Gerbils love bells!
Is that a promise?
Great! I’ll see you there, buddy!
Actually, I think tornados28 was just referring to the dinner parties that my friends and I host.
If you really want to read something that will benefit your life and not dumb it down like this sorry excuse for a blog does then you’ll visit the following link:
http://patrioticactivist.com/2008/04/16/your-money-and-your-life-an-interview-with-john-ubele/
Enjoy,
John
MB,
I provide both insults AND logical argument in my comment. The former doesn’t negate the latter. I’m sorry you have such poor reading comprehension. 😦
John, when are you going to get it that no one cares about your boring retarded blog.
How about if I start adding posts about putting gerbils in your pants. Will you please visit my blog then?
No one cares about this boring retarded blog either. Besides, John, can’t you read? Fish Noir Foul posted “Last.” That’s it. It’s done. No more posts. No more swpl.
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.
People! Look what you’ve done! You’ve killed this site!
I, for one, will never visit again. Goodbye.
I know I sure will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t say that.
But, I’ll be there two. Woohoo!
Moderation in all things is the way to go, especially when it comes to blogs.
It’s true. I hate this blog now. Boo!
In all things but gerbils, that is. When it comes to gerbils, I go hog-wild!
Man. People who like Christian Lander sure seem to like us gerbils. Weird, isn’t it?
Are Maday parades white people stuff?
cuz I love Maday parades. And tea parties. And gerbils, of course.
sorry may day.
I didn’t post that.
But I do love gerbils. With a passion that knows no bounds.
Oy. Yet another who doesn’t understand sarcasm–even with a smiley.
“apportunity”? Perhaps you should truly finish your BA instead of telling total strangers you have finished it and, more importantly, lying about it (see first “sentence” above).
I like Vienna hot dogs.
It was fun while it lasted, but this blog is finished. See all of you crazy people around.
Yes, my dear Whitey. It’s free. Unless you’re reading more ads than I am (zero), you’re both wrong and needlessly personal in your attack.
I want to blow Bill Maher.
LOL. So true. You forgot to mention that wp love getting fertility treatments and shopping at Pottery Barn Kids.
Someone blow W. so we can impeach him.
I worked across the street from Princeton in 1986. I moved back to Chicago a year later.
Any relation to Richard?
You don’t need to see any identification.
“It’s” is not the posessive pronoun you’re looking for.
Move along.
BEST REPLY EVER!
“Too.” Not “two.”
this site has become dull
Is there no “Report Abuse” option here?
And after the dust settles, only happyjack remains.
With the Stuff White People Like blog officially slain, it’s time for me to move on to more challenging prey. Perhaps I’ll meet some of you on my next target.
Stuff White People Like died on April 17th, 2008. RIP.
The word “importantly” means officious or peacockish. Even more important is the fact that “more importantly” is a contraction of “what is more important,” which phrase could never include the adverbial “-ly” ending.
One should use the phrase “more important” in this case, though the lax American Heritage may say otherwise. All lexica are not created equally.
my oh my!
if hillary had treated me the way you blog-clingers treated swpl, she would have already gained the democratic nomination.
I’m so glad I introduced gerbils in pants to this blog. It is one of my greatest ideas ever.
Didn’t you hear? Stuff White People Like died on April 17th, 2008. RIP. Anything you have to say doesn’t matter anymore.
Why hasn’t the real clanders made some sort of statement regarding the destruction of his blog?
in your face tornados 28!!!!
i’m number one!
i’m number one!
i’m number one!
Yes. I think it ensured the demise of the blog, actually. Good job.
He’s too busy counting his stacks of cash.
Me too!
Me too!
Me too!
What is Christian going to say? When you are in the business of mocking people, you better expect to get mocked right back.
If Christian says anything, it proves that he can dish it out, but he can’t take it. It’s a lose/lose situation for him. He’s got to just suck it up and hope that the book doesn’t blow nearly as badly as his recent blog entries.
I hope he’s invested that advance. I doubt he’s ever going to see a payday like that again.
My personal favorite quote is “we think of the Brooklyn Flea Market as a life as art type of thing”. Since when does digging through secondhand items looking for a deal count as art? I like flea markets, but come, that’s just because I can’t afford a new couch.
Number one gerbil stuffing in your pants.
I’m guessing comments won’t nest beyond this level.
Actually you are the number one gerbil stuffer and the other happyjack is the number two gerbil stuffer, not counting Christain Landers of course.
He’s in a class by himself.
What is this person talking about? Doesn’t he realize this blog is dead?
However, I have found many second hand gerbils at my local flea market.
not counting the time I cut a ping pong ball in half, painted an eyeball on each and put them in my eyes during Chemistry class in high school so I could sleep.
Most people don’t read the comments anymore – who wants a slow browser and a sore brain.
But the posts are still worth coming for – that is the blog. So no, it’s not dead at all.
No one cares. The blogs dead.
Actually I did post that. I love gerbils in my pants.
Wrong.
‘
However, the I think the gerbil in my pants is dead though.
However, I think the gerbil in my pants is dead though.
Oh, Clander, or Christian, how I wish it was you. I so wish to see you on the street someday. But, if you were really commenting here, which you are obviously too too snobby to do, it would be a dream come true for me!
Just want to express my fandom to you, is all.
🙂
I heard there was a good gerbil community here. Would anyone want to come to my place for a gerbil party? I’ll supply the gerbils.
Hillary is pimping Chelsea…..I think Chelsea wants her chance in the Lincoln bedroom!
Oh, mo. Do you really count on this blog for insight? That’s so sad.
What a stupid prick you’re becoming.
I have a vienna hot dog in my pants right now.
I can’t believe you finished with New York before you dealt with the most essential of all white person reading materials: The New Yorker
Which other happyjack?
🙂
Dear Ding,
Your error comes from an inability to grasp that the category of “cost” includes more than that which is monetary. As I mentioned, our enjoyment of this site has a cost (albeit an affordable one): our time and attention. Time and attention are limited resources, and the author of this site benefits when we spend these resources here. The site views and comments that result from our investments of time and attention create an objective measure of his success (i.e., site “hits” and comments) that prompts book deals and profit for the author.
Because the author’s success depends on his popularity, which further depends on audience appeal, negative comments are useful as a measure of appeal.
I’m sorry you’re an idiot 😦 Enjoy the middle class.
I can’t believe you care.
Only ever heard “more importantly”. Never heard “more important” in this instance, as you have stated.
I’m a female and I’m sorry, but a Vienna hot dog would not do me any good in my pants unless it were much larger. And attached to some sort of hydraulic pump.
I was wondering when you’d show up, Rich. I think Hi-Jacked was looking for you a few hours ago.
Hear that, Hi-Jacked? You’re going to need to get yourself a hydraulic pump.
I wonder how many articles the New Yorker has written based on the popular white person event, the Gerbil in your Pants Dinner Party?
I think we’re all just trying to express our “fandom.”
That’s a popular Just Some Guy Event, actually. I loves it!
At first I thought the “White People in the News” feature provided lame filler for a lazy writer who was trying to piggyback on the published work of other writers. On closer inspection, I discovered how Clander was broadening the appeal and impact of his withering satire. The articles not only entail lists of SWPL, they portray the right kind of white people fatuously self-conscious of their superiority.
Occasionally the white person offers a quote which trips off the tongue like a parody of Clander’s text, filled with self-reference to elite educational background, bold achievements, adventuresome travel, diverse rich relationships, savvy acquisitions and, of course, peerless taste and intellect.
In his own mind the white person is the ultimate human being, affluent, high-achieving, hip and cultured on the one-hand and liberal, tolerant and “sensitive” on the other. The writer of the “news” feature, unwittingly participates in the parody imparting a breathless excitement to the lifestyle of white people whose banal projects and pastimes provide little in the way of the hoped-for human interest angle.
In the jaded eye of the satirist the white person hilariously becomes an insufferable snob and bore oblivious to the hypocrisy of thinking of himself as a unique noble individual when in fact he is just like everyone else of his formulaic ilk.
I believe Clander has prepared the ground well for the reception and appreciation of his book.
BTW, make no mistake. Every hit, every comment on this site whether positive or negative only serves to promote and position Clander’s book in the popular entertainment marketplace.
It’s high time that there was a Gerbil Exchange Program in New York City just like the needle exchange programs in San Francisco.
We are all aware of the dangers of sharing a used gerbil.
Hey, CLander and Christian, remember this cool interview you did?
http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/588
Have you gotten any negative reactions to Stuff White People Like?
Christian: Yes. Mostly it’s the same: “This is racist,” or “If I did Stuff Black People Like, it would get a different reaction, and Al Sharpton would shut it down.” Also every now and then I get, “Is this supposed to be funny? I can’t tell.” That one shocks me the most. I’m not saying you have to think it’s funny, but if you can’t tell it’s at least trying.
Can you tell who’s saying those things? Are they annoyed that you hit too close to home?
Christian: I have no idea who the people are. It used to bug me, but if I waited a little bit, other readers of the site would leave perfect, well thought out responses. So it’s sort of self-regulating.
SELF-REGULATING? Hmmm…not anymore
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
The superiority of the White Person Gerbil in Pants Dinner Party is unrivaled.
Furthermore, make no mistake that if I had made any bold achievements and had any adventuresome travel in my life, or even held a single diverse rich relationship, I would not need to post anything on Clander’s blog. I would have an actual, full life. I would be satisfied.
These are things currently lacking in my own existence, though, so I make up for that by living vicariously through SWPL. If I can’t be high achieving, I can at least make snide comments at those who are. It prepares the ground well for the total disappointment that my life is destined to become.
I cheer on Clander’s success, for I shall never know the likes of it myself.
Yeah, I think the whole self-regulating thing pretty much went to hell the minute people started tossing around gerbils like they were confetti.
Come… Uh, I don’t think that’s true. I mean, there HAVE been blogs that have had to go away because of similar occurances – ya know?
We’re just trying our best to at least give another viewpoint on Christian’s very short-sighted, irresponsibly dim idea for a blog.
We wish he would stop writing it. It’s for idiots and also creates divisions that are unnecessary and harmful.
Good luck with that bandwagon thing, girl.
White people love gerbil confetti.
I’m part white and part gerbil, and I do both wp and gerbils, so I’m so glad we started the discussion and planned the Dinner Party.
Yes!
Oh my God. You’re completely right! My life is as empty as this meaningless, ill-conceived blog.
I’m heading home to cry myself to sleep, to dream of being a cultured, tolerant person, despite the fact that I shall never be such things. For, you see, I am far, far too feeble minded to look beyond the superficial. I fear I only have enough brain power to make snap judgments and knee-jerk reactions.
I love Clander’s blog because, thanks to it, I don’t have to think for myself. It’s much easier to judge and mock what I don’t understand… although at the end of the day I am just jealous. Desperately, desperately jealous.
trolls like the SWPL comments section.
I, on the other hand, molest gerbil confetti.
No one likes the SWPL comments section.
Excuse me. I am not a troll. I introduced the topic of putting gerbils in your pants because I truly thought it was something white people live to do.
No you’re not.
I do agree that gerbils in pants is very exciting as a partake in that with regularity.
Really, though, I thought it was something that all people like to do.
You see, happyjack and I (I being fake tornados28, not real tornados28) always mention wp because we just wish we were white. That’s why we keep mentioning white people. And why we keep coming to this blog.
It hurts when you put it like that.
😦
and bitter….
That’s one of the most reasonable things you’ve ever said, CLURT!!!!
At least that’s what Richard Gere said….so I put it sideways
I wish I was wp.
Get a new schtick. Gerbils are so 1987. I’m sure you’re just bitter at having to spend many nights over the last 20 years in an emergency room having your beloved gerbils removed from your rectum, but no one here cares.
I’m sure this blog with die its destined slow prolonged death under the weight of its own smugness. It doesn’t really need your played South Park humor to assist it.
Move along!
Thank you.
And I concur.
whatever
Actually, the gerbil died a prolonged death under the weight of my rectum.
My rectum just happens to be smug too.
Me too, happyjack.
Where’s the link to your blog? You’re quite the clever little f@cker taking pot-shots from the sidelines, eh?
Get in the game, punk.
Put your work up here and let’s see what sort of response you get, gerbil boy!
Who are you talking to?
in the rugby game? WP love rugby….burn!!!!!!!!
😦
All Black Gerbils
That’s what I thought. Keep showing everyone that your a classless bore who can’t stand the thought of someone taking a simple idea and making some coin with it.
You’re the same kind of prick that bad mouths Bill Gates or Steve Jobs about their crappy products. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They’re f@cking kamilliionaires and you’re just some fat, slob IT guy wacking off in the server room on Friday night cause there’s not a single living human female who would deign to even spit on you, you worthless sack of sh!t!
What???
You spelled “you’re” wrong.
wp love spelling “you’re” wrong.
wp love talking to you
wp love making coin
wp wacking off in the server room on Friday night
wp love Bill Gates or Steve Jobs
wp love making assumptions about other people on blogs
wp love laughing
wp love classless bores
wp love kamilliionaires
wp love sacks of sh!t
wp love crappy products
wp love posting comments too quickly
Let me run home and tell my mommy that the big bad man on the internet corrected my grammar! Boo Hoo!
Is that all you got gerbil boy? I’m still waiting to see your successful blog. Or successful anything! I’d guess that I shouldn’t hold my breath in expectation of seeing a single f@cking success that you’ve ever produced!
Leave the blog and get back to your sad, lonely, wanking in the server room life!
More originality!!!
You clearly possess the intellectual depth of a mudpuddle. And I’m sure your c@ck couldn’t touch the bottom of that puddle even after one of your regular penis pump sessions.
I leave you now to your sad, pathetic internet life where you reign supreme over the comments section of a popular blog!
You’re mother must be proud…maybe even proud enough to learn to walk upright!
Such hostility. You weren’t held much as a child, were you? Not that I blame your parents, really, but still. It’s very sad for you.
What an empty, empty life you must lead to latch onto something as insignificant as this simple blog. Such possessiveness over something so pointless is quite a sight to behold!
I don’t really have much to say, though, since you pretty much do my work for me. The way that you project your own predicament in your posts reveals your own pointless, unfulfilling existence.
Oh, and by the way, read over the last hundred or so posts again, you mental giant. It should be pretty clear that I’m not “gerbil boy,” whatever the hell that even means.
Go play with your safety scissors, little guy.
wp love mudpuddles
wp love originality
wp love to learn to walk upright
wp love proud mothers
wp love intellectual depth
wp love regular penis pump sessions
wp love sad, pathetic internet life
wp love the comments sections of popular blogs
It almost takes too much effort to communicate with someone so mentally retarded. Do you really think I’m talking to myself and insulting myself in these comments? Do you not realize how many people are posting as happyjack on this site? Use your peanut of a brain, buddy–it should be pretty obvious.
So… granted, I was the first to post as a fake happyjack with the rickrolled URL (only to be copied, at first unsuccessfully, on the Rugby post), but I’m definitely not the original happyjack, definitely not the original happyjack imitator and definitely not the only green happyjack imitator.
So who are you talking to here? Who are you trying to insult? Get Clander’s nuts out of your mouth and try–just try–to use your brain for two seconds. You might be surprised by what happens.
But with few exceptions you will have to plumb much deeper than the Times which is the best paper in the world for “white peope stuff”. The Times last year had an article called “Off The beaten Track” about Queens and the writer was astounded at the volume of people who lived in such a frontier
I’m saddened “ain’t” is in the dictionary now.
White people like Limoges.
Wow…it’s ‘attack of the grammarians’ on here…
haha white people love expensive shit from the streets. did anyone see the 99 cent store thing on stuffethnicpeoplelike.com?
The real CLURT sends you greetings. Amazing grace so sweet the sound.. ‘was blind but now I see. I have accepted gerbils as my personal savior and let Jesus scamper off into the brush. At the rate of n+1 posts per second per second you will bore a worm hole in cyberspace and actually post the first comment BEFORE it was posted. Then your miracle will be done. For those of us with walk-on parts in the “Left Behind” series, those jealous, bitter, lonely souls long alienated from the powerful bosom of life, there will only be this sad consolation. So many gerbils. So little time.
Do It Baby…
http://donateadollartome.blogspot.com/
Give it a try….
http://donateadollartome.blogspot.com/
White people cause global warming!!
Global Warming Alarmists Beware… http://www.EvilCarbon.com
The lady doth protest too much…methinks.
I would suggest some new topics… but I doubt the author looks at comments. We are at ~ 900 and counting on this post. I assume he/she has a day job.
I used to be a. amused by the posts and b. amused by the comments.
Now I see very few posts and incredibly sophomoric and or comments completely unrelated to the post in question. I understand the writers are busy w/a book and/or cannot screen the hundreds of readers post –as opposed to me, who gets very few! 😉
With regards to the article referenced in WPITN -On the one hand, my natural laziness and love of shopping makes me love the market. I happen to live facing the flea market thus watching my (soon no longer racially and economically diverse) neighborhood fill up with rich white Manhattanites invading my area because they have completely destroyed Manhattan making it absolutely elitist, homogenous, boring, and mall-like. Oh, and it also pisses me off because they fill up all of my little neighborhood restaurants and make me fear that our little pockets of dining will get turned into a restaurant-row akin to Smith Street.
*sigh*
memory
all alone in the moonlight
i can smile at the old days
i was beautiful then
i remember the time i knew what happiness was
let the memory live again
*double sigh* 😦
cunni-linguist!
poor people like flea markets
http://www.poorpeoplelikepizza.blogspot.com
One-half of Census “Whites” in Brooklyn are probably heebs. I don’t know why anyone would argue with that.
Considering that heebs are Semites, and not Whites, that makes the “White” percentage of Brooklyn fairly low.
Arabs, NorthAficans and other levantine-semite types are also considered “White” (just like the jews) by the US Census, so the true “White” percentage is even lower than ever.
These are the facts!! Brooklyn is Semite-heaven.
Wow, another jew on a White blog, go figure!!! Leave troll, find a Semite blog.
I will not take any crap from some hook-nosed Semite non-white, sorry buddy.
It the cost of the framing, the canvas, etc. Was it framed?
I feel for you though. I have seen so much banal and vulgar jewish “art” from these types over the last 20 years, it’s a joke really.
The Who had a song Happyjack
good post Mary.
Good post!!!
Add to the number of abortions performed by jewish abortion doctors, the number of vastecomies performed on healthy White males by heeb doctors, and you start to see the trend. no more Whites, and then how are we supposed to celebrate diversity when the USA is another browned-out Brazil????
trouser trout? like those?
Heeb magazine?
Heebs and more Heebs…..heebs, heebs, heebs…..
“Art major Aliza Shvarts ’08 (jew) wants to make a statement.
Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her Yale senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself “as often as possible” while periodically taking abortifacient drugs to induce miscarriages. Her exhibition will feature video recordings of these forced miscarriages as well as preserved collections of the blood from the process.”
BUY IT and sell it at the flea market!!! Lots of Hipsters to fool again into thinking jew art is art.
I like flea markets, but come, that’s just because I can’t afford a new couch.
I found a nice couch at the flea market. The cushions were stuffed with Indian featherheads. Great stuff! 😀
BUY IT and sell it at the flea market!!! Lots of Hipsters to fool again into thinking jew art is art.
I bought a picture frame made with authentic Jewish skin. Jews most certainly contribute to the artistic community.
I lick balls…methinks.
Fuck you.
Well I don’t know about Ding, but I sure am enjoying the middle class! If being in the ‘upper class’ (as you apparently think you are) means mingling with people like you, then I’ll stay right here, thank you very much 🙂
White people like “Cats.”
Gerbils have made a comback. Everything comeback in style.
Although gerbils in my pants never went out of style.
Zap do you put gerbils down your pants one leg at a time like everyone else.?
I did totally steal that idea from you! BUt its soo true! I clean for my maid everyweek! it is good enough for an entire post, i was just trying to keep it relevant by bring it up again. I never really thought about it until i read someone else say it, then i thought of all my white friends with maids and how “they are to busy to clean for the maid” to go to lunch. Yes i stole it from you….would you like a gold star? lol
LOL! I cheer him on as well!
In the most vulgar and banal way. The list is endless!!
Simpsons or Family Guy? which is the more White-hating jewish show?
I’m fond of Moses and gerbils!!!
I’d like to see how sophisticated you think you are when I have you bent over the kitchen table.
Smugturds like secret dining places.
you are a smug turd
Calm down, dad. I think you forgot to take your meds again.
Poor people like you.
I assume Christian can’t read.
Your hot air causes global warming.
No one cares about rip off blogs.
No one likes “Cats.”
So?
great little article.
Really? Ripping off another publication doesn’t sound so great to me.
There are many gerbil dudes on this blog. You need to be more specific.
We have officially taken over this blog for the Society of Gerbils in Pants.
I’ve also know a few Mexicans who cause a significant amount due to ass gass.
I’m smart enough to get a rise outta you, tho. 😛
Loooooooove you!
I do read the comments section and what I am seeing is very distressing.
Can’t we all just have an intelligent conversation?
It’s true. I have run out of ideas so you all might as well leave.
This blog seems like the antithesis of intelligent, doesn’t it?
Your writing is intellectually barren, Christian. So, no. We can’t all just have an intelligent conversation.
Snore.
This place is boring now. I guess I’ll go curl up with my gerbil.
Why would I want to leave?
Gerbil is curled up…..in my rectum
Made from the skin of a jew? That’s digusting.
Denver is a good White Person town. Montpelier VT too, but it is a bit tough on the penis.
Because the only conversations on here are about art made out of people’s skin, sexual acts involving gerbils and so on. This blog is like a black-hole for brain cells. You get dumber for every second that you spend looking at it.
let’s see
That’s why you should stick to gerbils in the rectum.
he was black(not white)..jesus that is,..just like all original jews back in the day(as opposed to a vast amount of modern day proclaimers who are from middle european countries and are white also)..all original peoples be black,no?
jesus was also trained by a woman, who indeed left her slug trail up and down his belly..better believe!
Why are White people so worried about the environment?
http://theplasticspoon.blogs.com
White people also seem to like lame blogs.
How wonderfully, awesomely insulting and funny is this blog? Love it.
Yes we have. Christian Lander is the president (or grand gerbil) of our Society. We love him.
What does OBX mean?
I really DO like John Waters. Especially “Crybaby”.
Is goat cheese anything like toe cheese?
Naperville, Illinois is the whitest place on earth.
Il popa is retarded. I wonder if he’s ever been tested for tard?
I’ll go past that level.
Did you just lift up your stomach flap? Is that what happened?
I take all my vintage Barbies out of their boxes so I can chew on their feet.
“wp love love love their baseball”
No one ever finishes that sentence. It should read “wp love love love their baseball stuffed in their butts”.
I pack my underwear with Teddy Grahams.
Did you need to devote an entire post to alerting the rest of us to what we already know, Captain Obvious?
The article also covers renovations.
AND LO,
Clander came amongst them, and he did deliver to them many sermons, and they did gather at his feet and he spake to them; “Children, children who have gathered to me, children from all corners of the globe, I love you, you are my true sons and daughters, do not bicker, love, join with each other in happiness and togetherness… and buy my book.”
And the people rejoiced at this, and their hearts were filled with love, and they purchased Clander’s book and they felt this love again and again as they turned the pages, some loved so much they purchased ten copies to keep in every room of the house, and they spread, far and wide across the land and they resold the book and came back and bought more books, they reaped Clander a great profit, and he smiled, and it was good, and the people rejoiced.
And the Clander stood on the grand balcony atop his golden tower, a tower gilded in ivory and precious gems and surrounded by wafting incenses from the world over, he surveyed the land, and he spoke softly; “Hum, that went well… I think I’ll do another…”
And the people rejoiced.
I have an agin’ blow-up doll.
Are you retarded?
20%
i’m the real happyjack
Yes I am.
I agree that the comment section isn’t as interesting as in the past. Although there have been some inexplicable comments all along, there had always been a strong thread of intelligent discussion.
I also seem to like lame blogs. That’s why I posted here. Peace!
What happened to my comments?
I also love gerbils. Love love love them. After a long day of reading crappy blogs, I like to roll around naked in a bed filled with gerbils. Now that’s a good time! Who’s with me?
I have rejoiced.
Rejoiced in the power of the gerbil.
And Lo. Lo and behold.
The gerbil has entered my rectum.
You posted them on a different entry, you moron. I hope you’re not paying much for grad school, you imbecile.
As well as rectal insertions.
me please.
I like using cats as pencil sharpeners.
I also like maiming them to near-death, wrapping them in duct tape and then removing it fast.
Rachel is a heeb name.
heeb
That’s only partially true. If they were truly worried about the environment, they would not be inserting so many gerbils in their rectums.
PETA would not be please at this resurgence of Gerbils in the Rectum.
TO HELL WITH PETA!!!!
Hello? I’m the Grand Gerbil. I’m also down for a ride on the gerbil train.
I’m very proud of my blog. It’s amazing.
SCREW YOU BITCH.
Oh, and thanks for correcting me.
The gerbil has entered my rectum. Be careful that’s pretty close to your brain.
Oh, goody! I’ll take a dozen!
Rachel has entered my rectum as well.
Do you mean “Grade Student Flanker”?
And so has Christian Lander.
SO I MADE A LITTLE MISTAKE YOU A-HOLES.
However, what a good mistake it was. I would never have found this wonderful gerbil community otherwise. May I join in the fun?
Rolling around in a bed filled with gerbils may be a good time for you but it can end badly for some of those gerbils.
Please do! I’ve brought gerbils for everyone!
It’s true!
I’ve got enough money that I can always buy more. Gerbils for everyone!
Thanks for stopping by!
Good point, tornados28!
What a bunch of sickos.
Actually, that’s me.
I’m rich now!
I love sickos. Anyone want to come over to my place for a little wild animal fun?
I prefer the stupid comments!
happyjack is a gay name.
Want to go out?
That’s sick. Exciting. But sick.
This is true. I am the Grand Gerbil.
And having sex with cats–I like that too.
My penis is a little small for cat sex, though, but they don’t seem to mind.
Why would you impersonate me? Post your own damn comments.
And why is every comment about sex with animals? Everything about this blog is retarded.
Excuse me. But why are you impersonating me. I was Rachel first. Who the hell do you think you are bitch.
And just because this Rachel likes furry animals doesn’t make me bad.
Oh Rachel. You remind me of Hillary Clinton. You really need to relax. Your sounding shrill.
Ok. That’s enough people. Please stop impersonating Rachel.
Thank you.
OK
Okay, guys. I’m in the process of setting up a filter that will ban several of the trolling posters. Anyone using the name tornados28, happyjack (or a variation thereof), Whitey, Come Let Us Reason Together or clander (besides me, of course) will be blocked from this site.
We’re also going to restrict postings to only one comment from any given IP address in a 24 hour period. I know that’s not ideal, but it’s a temporary solution. So, starting Monday, you can only comment once per day. Tell your friends.
We’ve got some great stuff planned, so don’t let these guys discourage you. Stuff White People Like isn’t going anywhere. We’re the greatest blog in the world, afterall!
More to come…
Very funny.
Some of the great stuf I have planned involves gerbils as well as the insertion of many other objetcs into my rectum.
So please come back often for some exciting time.
Okay.
No it was not funny. You gerbil loving cock sucker.
I didn’t really say that–
–but I wish I did! Gerbil party! Woohooooo! Ooooh yeah! Come to daddy, furry gerbils!
Who, me?
Of course this will make the comments section even more incredibally boring and further the deterioration of my blog but whatya gonna do?
Greatest blog not counting that Gerbil Party blog I visit regularly of course.
How dare you sir include me with those dolts. I have never been so insulted in all my life.
How about me? Please don’t confuse me with that other tornados28.
Or me for that matter.
You guys all suck. I’d kick your asses at hockey.
No, not you Christian. I love you.
I think your blog sucks of course but I love you.
Field hockey doesn’t count mister.
Let’s get out on the ice for some real hockey.
I actually find the postings of the gerbil squad funny for the most part in their defiant gross-out way. Watching them swarm all over Clander’s blog has spelled doom for the satirical tour de force he has permitted us to glimpse.
Though I would have preferred staying on topic, shaking my fist at irreverant college-boy gross-outs is an exercise in futility. Clander asked for everything he got by refusing to monitor comments when the blog became ripe enough for annihilation by the spiteful, the offended, and the scatologically immature.
I will now retire to a gerbil farm and quietly fade away. On reflection, old gerbil farmers do not fade away. They die under suspicious circumstances.
I can say, with all honesty, that this was a brilliant summation of the current state of affairs on this blog.
I agree that Clander (or me, if you will) has indeed now reaped what he had sown. Let this be a lesson to future bloggers.
Nice having you aboard, CLURT. You will be missed… but not that much
😉
Excuse me. I believe my commentary has been of the highest standards and I reject or assertion that I am a troll.
The gerbil in rectum community is a thriving community and deserves a good place to gather and discuss.
We have found this blog comments section to be an exceptionally good location to gather and discuss our love of gerbil rectal insertion.
You’re on, Tronados28!
It’s a shame you’re only into dudes. I hear happyjack is looking for a new man-friend. You should give him a call.
You complete me.
I will!
Please clander, please don’t take our gerbil forum away from us. We have been persecuted much in our history and we now feel we have found a good home for all gerbil lovers to gather.
I beg you Christian, please don’t take this away from us. Please join us. I know you will be pleasantly surprised.
Meds are for jews, so is “therapy”.
I typed to fast. It’s not tronados28. But I did play ice hockey for 13 years as a defensemen. Too many stitches to count, broken nose, separated shoulder.
Oh I miss those days.
But now I have a new passion. The passion of the gerbil in my pants.
Upon greater reflection, I am not altogether sure that my use of the phrase “scatologically immature” is correct, seeing as how scatology is, in and of itself, quite immature. Such an observation, then, is redundant at best and self-deflating at worst. It appears as if I have found myself caught, quite unprepared, by yet another case of verbal diarrhea.
My use of gerbils is undoubtedly the reason behind such an egregious mistake. You have my sincerest apologies, dear friends. Mark my words that such a happenstance shall not repeat itself.
Gerbils are so 1987.
that’s the funniest of them all!!!!
I think anonymous barebacking is more 2000’s
Hi, I’m Rachel. My mom is Ruth, my dad is a lawyer, I have a sister Hannah and brothers named Benjamin and Adam.
People can’t stand us!!
I don’t know. I’m starting to like this idea of a furry rodent in my pants next to my beaver.
I looked back at some of the previous posts. Funny, there was such a large variety of commenters. Where did they all go?
Yes, they will.
Hi guys!! I am so excited to have found this site but only because of this thread of comments. I have only ever seen one other comments section spiral out of control in such a gloriously hideous refashioning of burning droll and retardation. I laughed until I cried then too.
Some of the comments here are fan-freakin-tastic, but you might not be able to see that as it appears many of you have been on crank for 4 days so you can comment over and over.
Thanks!
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/02/08/trey-speaks-drugs-rehab-and-phish-reunion-rumors/
I really actually found this through my searches for other gerbil loving people. I am so happy to have found a community I share a common interest with, stuffing gerbils up my rectum.
Thank you. I am very proud of my work here. This is my first truly good contribution to the world wide web.
And mine too. I’ve contributed as much as you, so don’t try to hog all of the limelight.
no one in the real world will listen to my BS anymore, so I go to message boards and FORCE my drama and insecurities onto others. i live in NYC.
They all went away. All of them.
I know I did.
Me too.
Don’t forget me.
No you don’t.
NYC in the house!
guess where I live?
Why arent we talking about real issues!
for example:
How my taste in music is better than yours
Pills I take
How Santa makes parents lie
How I’m amish
disco
UNZZ
MORE ME ME ME ME!!!!
That was me that copied you incorrectly at first.
Oh the memories.
Excuse me both of you but I am the real genius of the tornados28 group.
How I like to wear womens underwear under my clothes.
Compton?
Go Brown Eye!
And Britney is famous whether she’s up or down hrhkat.
Really? I just thought there were two of us. Who knew?
Does that make you a graham packer?
I think I’m done reading the comments on this site.
I am so glad to hear this, because it was really taking the fun out of reading this fabulous blog
Also, I know it is time-consuming but is it possible to block the people promoting hate-speech?
Nope. There’s more ‘n that.
I think alot of people are Mr. Buck.
OBX…Outer Banks, North Carolina.
Mid-Atlantic WP love to summer there.
Good point. Go to hell anti-White racists.
Flea marketing in NYC has been ruined, like the theater and some dining, by those who play in the other league. Or even a walk in the park, like a CNN reporter who was caught this week in Central Park at 2am with a “friend”, a packet of meth and a rope tied between his neck and his privates.
LOL…I just came from a Flea market in manhattan and this is exactly what its like. The same characters and all.
There is a big difference in having a career and being famous, and not having a career and being famous for the wrong reasons.
My boat just sank in the canal. All the white people are going to laugh at me. I’m just not cut out for boat ownership.
If you need more info on white people, please check out the Oregonian, the Willamette Week and the Portland Mercury. All a veritable goldmine.
Is this racist sh_t drivel supposed to be funny?????? Am I missing some ironic in-joke or is this just weird evil bitterness about there being good people who don’t look like you??? Is this legal???
What? You have a problem with people who like to put gerbils in their pants?
You bigot.
I hear there is a large gerbil in pants community in Oregon.
Contrary to popular belief this website is educational. I have learned that white people love to argue about pointless things, and stupid things; for no other reason than for the mere joy and satisfaction of arguing. Just look at the comments above me if you need prove. They just argue. Just argue. And argue. For no reason. No reason at all. They just argue. And argue.
White people like new posts.
http://bananart.wordpress.com/
“art” with bananas!
White people would like the trolls to go away, and the humor to come back.
And I would like the gerbils to come back up so I can place them in my rectum.
Contrary to popular belief, I love anal sex. Love it. I’m what you call “the bottom.”
what hath jack wrought?
not sure whether to be completely pissed, or utterly overjoyed that my name has been misappropriated for the purposes of destroying this blog.
~happyjack, the original
I love sex with gerbils.
~ happyjack, the original
🙂
that means i win
travis what do you have against beer and hockey.I understand your anger abut grad school after all what has it done for you
patches we don’t need no stinkin patches
Stuff Ashkenutzie Joos Like :
#1 Being The Only Cluster Around
You only think it’s a great story cus heather wrote it.
geez zzzzzzz
I think Arthur Sultzberger sounds about as white as Adolf Schicklgruber, whom you most likely identify as kwite-a-witey.
I thought the Hip Hop Blogs comments sections were grimey.
Geesh.
It takes all kinds, I guess.
wow, i really thought this would be an interesting read…unfortunately it’s a place for racists to further the divide between blacks and whites. It is people like you that make the world harder for our children to overcome racism.
I know you are not doing this any more, but this piece on Darrell Brown is too rich. He loves to rap with minorities and poor folks and steal their creative juices.
http://measureformeasure.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/03/it-takes-two-baby/
stuff white people like: the new york times.
Could Sylvia be any whiter? Sylvia, there are not only black and white people in the world, you racist. Do you remember Asian people . . . other kinds of colors of people, and stuff. Also, great to throw in the children. Always a good ploy. Go watch PBS.
I’m sure this has been commented on already but there is a typo in I bought > on < old fixer-upper in ’04…
…but finding one in this blog still isnt as exciting as finding one in the New Yorker…
Good I hate New York City.
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Good work, webmaster! Nice site!,
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If this were facebook I would “like” this comment. It made me laugh.
Facebook.Your so WHITE!
Facebook.Your so WHITE!!!