#101 Being Offended

To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past.  This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations.  In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by as fighting them is a waste of time and energy.  But white people, blessed with both time and energy, are not these kind of people.  In fact there are few things white people love more than being offended.

Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people.  In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about “flyover states”).  As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended.  They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive.  When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples.  Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.

White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic.  Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops.  All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”

Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.

If you ever need to make a white person feel indebted to you, wait for them to mention a book, film, or television show that features a character who is the same race as you,  then say “the representation of <insert race> was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.”  After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you.  At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.


2,969 Responses

  1. Its hard for a white person to not get offended because they are always right.

  2. on May 28, 2008 at 8:08 am mac daniels

    This post is offensive.

  3. 😦 Second.

  4. A subset of this post could be white people who get offended by seemingly banal matters, like waiting too long for a bus and threatening to write a strongly worded letter to the powers-that-be.

  5. haha…this blog is genious.

    People in general seem to be too sensitive these days and get offended by anything ….toughen up ..white people

  6. Just mention “Heart of Darkness” or “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” and that will start it off.

  7. Being offended allows us to better be experts on the cultures of others.

  8. Oh yeah. My husband, who is white, but not a White Person, once got a lecture after describing someone as a “black guy”. Unfortunately for him, he learned that terminology from his wife – a non-hyphenated black American woman.

    I’m happy he was able to make someone’s day by offending them.

  9. Shouldn’t this blog be titled ‘Stuff Caucasion People Like’?

  10. hahahahaha! Funny post! White people get offended when you accuse them of being too “white”. But they take it as a compliment when you accuse them of being too “black”, too “asian”, or any other thing having to do with other cultures.

    My white friends, you are so transparant (figuratively of course).

  11. I love this blog! hahaha

    Mac Daniels: that was funny!

  12. This is the best post I’ve seen on here in a loooooong time. Good shit guys!

  13. Well this is funny how can anyone throw all whites into one basket when they are very different. Greeks, Jews, Germans and West VA whites all have the same blood and cultishness…? No way! Lets say white people from Europe or White Hood rats like the few left in the hood in major cities white most ran to the hills can’t feel the same kinship. We are trying to move as a nation of brother who struggled with our differences in the past and are trying to move forward – Lets understand that all get offended by the gas rape the bottle water screw the price of fresh air land & water – This post and others like this are done by some cat who is only good in math – DIVISION?

    Much LOve

  14. Not in my ugly world.

  15. “Also, Chinaman? That’s not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”

    One small hitch is that there’s a wave of anti-“African-American” (as a term) brewing. Many have rightly noted that many blacks are neither African nor American, and may whites can be considered Africans and Americans.

  16. I had a friend in college who loved to be offended. His threshold was weird though. He loved porn but he said he was offended by the song “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” because it degraded women.

  17. Dammit. I knew this one was coming and I wanted to use it on my blog first.
    Yes, crackers love getting offended for other people. For the most part, they love being insulted. If a minority person states that someone is so white it hurts, you can also ask that person to paint your house at that point. The exception Arjwetio pointed is true though, if there is a chance to threaten to humiliate or sue a person in the service industry, then a white person will be glad to be offended.

  18. on May 28, 2008 at 8:42 am stuffgirlslike

    As long as they are not killing each other, it is unlike when some races, you step on their shows, that is a capital offense. People have been stabbed for stepping on toes.

    I think you are referring to Americans who are a little bit more assertive than their European brothers.

    I for one do not mind a clearing of the air discussion now and again.


  19. i once offended this white chick by using the word “lame” in a sentence. they said i was being offensive towards gimps. seriously. stop being so fucking pc.

  20. Maybe he just liked gay porn.

  21. Great post. It’s been awhile.

  22. on May 28, 2008 at 8:56 am Schwerpunkt

    I am not white, but I have a few friends who are, and on behalf of them I am offended. People make fun of politically correct in the extreme – however, these days you really have to watch what you say in daily life, even when it was “honey, I cooked dinner, mind doing the dishes?”. My ex-wife had way too much “awareness” after she spent years working in academia surrounded by white people. All these “words have power” and examining everything – like doing any task connected to household – was a microscopic part of power dynamics (Foucault) and social implications (Dereda) of this and that on how womyn are treated in society historically and the need for empowerment (Mary Daily) and blah… blah…. blah (parents of Charlie Brown). Certainly the last white womyn I go with. “Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes” (Dr. Dray)

  23. Everyone in Portland loves to get offended! They THRIVE off of it!! And they all give “THE LOOK” that twisted face look, Portlanders love to give “THE LOOK” to people who offend them like males who aren’t gender-neutral, or my favorite, the whiny b*tch in the line at Subway who gives me “THE LOOK” and then in a VERY ANNOYED tone demands that the worker there change his gloves before he make her meat-free sandwich. But THE BEST thing that offends Portlanders is when you confront them with their own bigotry and racism which they like to pretend doesn’t exist. 🙂 It’s awesome because you can easily see the steam coming out their ears!! 🙂 good times…

  24. genious?

  25. I have to say that, as a non-white, I have from time to time played around with the sensitive emotions of white people. Their strings of apologies are like the streams of cool water upon my skin.

  26. on May 28, 2008 at 9:03 am christopher

    this is termed: white entitlement.
    white people feel that they are entitled to
    everything coming pleasantly and easy to them.

  27. Really smart people never spell the word “genius” correctly. That kind of irony is pure genious, friend.

  28. You sure that wasn’t pee?

  29. Everyone loves to be offended. This isn’t just white people.

    And I love offending.

  30. Go fuck yourself.



  32. I am so confused by this comment. My head is spinning.

  33. This blog is hilarious! Will “stuff white people like” ever be cool enough to be in its own blog?

    Doubtful; whatever “street cred” you have built will be watered down by all the whitey mcwhite comments from big old fags like this white boy who sometimes has a sense of humor.

    And to those of you who play with us, in all our whitiness and crackerdom? Carry on; most of us need to have a good laugh at ourselves and get over whatever seems to separate us. 🙂 But if you do it in a mean way, then look out, instant karma gonna getchu!

    Still this blog is funny! What’s next, that we wish David Khari Webber Chappelle would come back? The black white supremacist skit he did pushed him way past others in his field; the man’s a genius. So keep the race card tricks comin’ whoever y’all are, they’re making people laugh and at the same time pissing people off so you must be doing something right!

  34. Damn it, you made me wet my pants again laughing. I hope you won’t find that wet patch on my jeans offensive…

  35. busted! those are obviously some Asian person’s lips in that snarl. show me the rest!!!

  36. Trust me, dude. They aren’t really sorry, they just don’t want to get in any trouble.

  37. I have to say that, as a white, I have from time to time peed on the skin of non-whites.

    They were well paid…of course.

  38. Nah, he can come over to my place for a glass of wine and some conversation with my husband and me. His English may not be so good but his heart’s in the right place. Come on over, Aboddenski, and we’ll work on new math — starting first with UNION.

    let love rule!

  39. Did this happen a few months ago, in Manhattan, on Broadway and 27th Street? Because that sounds like what I said while waiting (and waiting and waiting) for a bus home one evening. I had no idea that someone was taking dictation!

    Well, the joke’s on you, because 1. I’m only half white and 2. That half is the wrong kind of white, not a White Person as defined by SWPL. That bus was going to Staten Island, and no White People (TM) live in Staten Island. We’ve got some pretty lousy public transportation. Hence my annoyance.

  40. I offend people everyday. Sometime intentionally and sometime not. it just happens. I have the speak first thing second syndrome.

  41. You’re sooo right, the white people on the channel 12 news in Portland being interviewed after the parking lot outside their Yoga class was burglarized said it all “We’re relaxing in here and we were robbed! This shouldn’t happen!” or “This shouldn’t happen here, we are trying to help people in the Easter Seals business next door! How could someone do this here?!?!” What WHITE LIBERAL ELITIST ARROGANCE.

    And this was what Portland’s Fox 12 news considered so important that they took up the first 9 minutes of their broadcast with.

  42. Perhaps it is white people’s obsession with themselves that makes them so easily offended. Wait, I just offended myself.

  43. Whites love to pretend to be offended. What they actually feel inside is indignant.

  44. Berto – now, that was funny and clever!
    yeah people get offended far too easily. when you have whyes saying “shoot obama” thats not offensive that is just plain wrong and they should be the one shot and killed.


  46. Indignant. Though shouting is considered by many…

  47. You’re back on your grizzly i see. The last entries were brilliant.

    LOL @ “At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”

  48. on May 28, 2008 at 9:59 am Jack Klompus

    Haha! That’s great! We have equally ready-to-be-offended by the droves here in Austin, too! It’s amazing to tell some little hipster white douche who thinks he’s “all that” for living on the “East Side” that you won’t live there because you “don’t care for black people” just to fuck with them. White people love living in the “rougher” parts of cities whose rougher parts seem like Beverly Hills compared to North Philly or Southeast DC.

  49. Oh shit, I gotta brush up on my Derrida

  50. Seriously, the academics need to chill on that Foucault and Derrida. Just another example of White People maintaining the power structure. The text is so dense that only White People can read it. The real power in those works is their ability to make me fall asleep. No offense or anything.

  51. Why do you think there are so many non-People of Color, non-gay lawyers?

    Stuff Lawyers Like

  52. PS: If that was me you quoted, I’m not offended (I just know that someone was ready to pounce on that one. Too bad, I just beat you to it!), I’m impressed. I’ve never been mocked by complete strangers on the Internet before. Now I know how Britney Spears feels.

  53. White people do not have the market cornered on Offense. Not by a long shot. Nice try though.

  54. oh god i cannot get enough of offending white people

  55. I’m white and I do get offended – however, when it comes to race, I get offended in defense of white people in the wake of all this P.C. crap! If people really want to be equals then they’ll have to end all this offensive crap and affirmative action, etc. and just take what they can earn!

    Why should I get the short end of the stick just because I’m white? That’s as wrong as someone getting the short end of the stick because they aren’t white!

  56. I use “black” even though I’m white. “African-American” is just fine, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with “black,” IMO.

    Though you better call Dead Prez “African,” because they a African, they know what’s happenin’, and they never were African-American.

    Sorry if my use of incorrect GRAMMAR in representing the thoughts of an African-American rap group OFFENDED any of my white brethren.

  57. sure…black never get offended. whatever.

  58. mmmmm, Gay Porn.

    I’m very White.

  59. And actually, I feel like most white people have the jackass opinions of “Max” above, with no historical perspective or understanding of what it means to be “white” in our society.

    Affirmative action is wrong because colored people are equal to us already, right Max? Give me a break.

  60. It is also just a remarkable coincidence that being “offended” is a good way to not have to counter an argument.

    Don’t like someone’s argument for dog leash laws?

    I am offended that you think you know so much better than dog owners!

    Voila! Who wants to be an offensive person? No one! If it is brought to your attention that your thinking is offensive, you can be grateful to now know!

    Is outrage!

  61. So white people..tell me about flyover states. (not sure what that means…my guess would be that Iowa, Minnasota, and the like would be included in that but I could be making up my own definition). And as one poster already pointed out referring to black people as African-Americans won’t necessarily get you a pass on the cultural sensitivity meter either. Many Black Americans are not African and not all Africans are Black. Plus there’s a general mistrust between real African African-Americans and American born Black people. Speaking of sensitivity would it be more politically correct to refer to white people as European Americans? I really want to know because I certainly don’t want to offend my pigmentally challenged brethren.

  62. on May 28, 2008 at 10:41 am Camel Toes '87

    By that standard, Asian-Americans are not all Asian, as some are born in the US.

    Can’t eat your cake and have it too.

  63. Whites enjoy hurting other white through affirmative action, taxation that supports the insane welfare programs and gun control, to leave white defenseless against black criminals.

    I am enjoying watching these PC whites get crushed by the real estate collapse. “Flyover country” won’t be hurt very badly, but the liberals on the coasts are ruined.

  64. on May 28, 2008 at 10:42 am Camel Toes '87

    I can’t handle looking at a man’s ass from that angle.


  65. on May 28, 2008 at 10:43 am cubedweller

    Does this mean Al Sharpton is white? He’s perpetually offended (though he’s a fraud, like Jesse Jackson).

  66. Whites enjoy hurting other whites through affirmative action, taxation that supports the insane welfare programs and gun control, to leave white defenseless against black criminals.

    I am enjoying watching these PC whites get crushed by the real estate collapse. “Flyover country” won’t be hurt very badly, but the liberals on the coasts are ruined.

    (typo corrected)

  67. on May 28, 2008 at 10:45 am Camel Toes '87


    Is that like “wyrmling”?

  68. She’s referring to the violence of blacks.

  69. on May 28, 2008 at 10:46 am Camel Toes '87

    I’d hate to know what the strings were. He says “apologies”, but I don’t know…

  70. on May 28, 2008 at 10:47 am Mother Courage

    Hilarious post! I love this blog.

  71. on May 28, 2008 at 10:47 am Camel Toes '87

    Stuff White People Like #102: Stuff White People Like.

  72. Holy shit. What are you on, and why haven’t you shared?

  73. on May 28, 2008 at 10:49 am Camel Toes '87

    I’m offended by your offense!

  74. Your defense of government enforced discrimination shows how much you hate whites, even if you are white yourself.

    “People” like you are our enemy.

  75. on May 28, 2008 at 10:50 am Camel Toes '87

    That’s because it’s easy to do and oh-so-much fun!

  76. on May 28, 2008 at 10:52 am Camel Toes '87


    Pat, open mouth, insert foot.

    Learn before you speak.

  77. on May 28, 2008 at 10:53 am Camel Toes '87

    I’d like to know how many Africans would embrace the American blacks in their country.

  78. on May 28, 2008 at 10:56 am caseinpoint

    I sent this post to a white girl I went out with for a time. I really liked her although I had my doubts about whether or not our senses of humor were compatible. This is her response.

    “Dude. Personally, I don’t like reading things that state blatantly “white people” all over the place. It is not really funny to me. In fact, I stopped reading after the first sentence. Sorry.”

    I wonder if she gets the “whiteness” of her response.

    I will send her pictures of “white shark” “white rabbit” “white flight” “The White Stripes” throughout the day and see if she is equally offended by those.

  79. on May 28, 2008 at 11:00 am Camel Toes '87

    I’m offended by those little bitches on “My Super Sweet Sixteen” on MTV, speaking of “white entitlement”. I love how children are entitled to Mommy’s and Daddy’s money through birthright. Even worse is the parent who allows the sixteen year-old to have a Jaguar AND a $100,000 party. My son is twenty and his mode of transportation is public because I’ll be DAMNED if I’m gonna buy him a car (and I can afford it!) Parents like the ones mentioned above are setting their children up for a drug addiction because the real world will be nothing like the world for which their parents have prepared them.

  80. Why do you always post this? You’re a dumbass.

  81. on May 28, 2008 at 11:01 am Camel Toes '87

    I’m truly offended by your inability to use a dictionary.

  82. let it go.

  83. on May 28, 2008 at 11:06 am Camel Toes '87

    Well, I’m not one of those “pc whites” and the housing slump is affecting me in a big way.

    I’m almost offended by your post.

  84. “White” isn’t a skin color. It’s a state of mind.

  85. If there is one thing white people (and other minorities for that matter) need to get straight is that “black” is not a derogatory term for black people at all. In fact, black people call themselves black as a sense of pride so I encourage you to use it without fear.

    If you want to be more” aware” then I encourage you to go to racialicious.com.


  86. Is “genious” and “ingenious” like those words that sound like they should be opposites but they’re not – like “flammable” and “inflammable”?

  87. I’m an African-American. I’m an American, but my ancestors came from Africa, about 700,000 years ago, by way of Italy, France, and Ireland. I’m offended when people call me “white”.

  88. I always thought that sense of righteous indignation you got from being offended on someone else’s behalf was a source of green energy. And of course it’s renewable.

  89. Man I need someone to paint my living room – I hope some body offends me soon!

  90. on May 28, 2008 at 11:09 am Camel Toes '87

    I can hear “Inagaddadavida” playing in the background.

    Did you know there’s an incorrect way to spell that song? Who knew?!

  91. This could also come in the form of excuses not to tip restaurant waitstaff; ex. “I asked for no ice in my water! I’ll have your job for this!”

  92. I’m not sure which is funnier – him not getting the joke, or you responding so negatively and obviously not getting the joke yourself.

    I’m drowning in layers of meta.

  93. Like American expats living in Africa.

  94. You could spell it “Green Bay Packer” and probably that would be wrong…

  95. When I worked at the State Legislature, there was a poster on the wall of one of the member’s offices. It said (and I’m paraphrasing, as it’s been awhile)

    “RETARD. Words can hurt. Don’t call me a retard. Some words hurt more than others.”

    Every time I saw it I started laughing so hard tears would come to my eyes.

    Some levels of political correctness, even white people aren’t ready for.

  96. on May 28, 2008 at 11:14 am Camel Toes '87

    It takes a lot to offend me, except for when people stare at my adult son who is severely developmentally delayed, apraxic and epileptic. I tell people, “If you have something to say, say it. I’ll have more respect for you than if you stare and say nothing.” Nine times out of ten, they turn away and that’s it. There are those (very few) who are actually trying to determine what may be wrong with him and I understand that. Those are the people who ask me (or him) if they can help, or they will strike up a conversation with me and segue into questions about his disabilities. I don’t mind. I’m very open and honest about him. But for fuck’s sake, STOP STARING unless you want my foot up your ass!

    Other than that, I’m rarely offended.

  97. on May 28, 2008 at 11:14 am Camel Toes '87

    Hakuna matata!

  98. White people can’t read it. They get the Spark Notes. And then repeat memorized phrases that are completely unintelligible to everyone (including the white person in question) and then look at you meaningfully, daring you to admit you didn’t understand.

    Oh. But um…don’t tell ’em I was the one that told you.

  99. “I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member”

  100. My ex believed that the way you became a good person was by suffering. I suggested to him that in that paradigm, the people of Bangladesh must be saints. What with the starving and such.

    “You think I’ve never starved?”

    “I think you’ve chosen not to eat. It’s not really the same thing.”

  101. you can only be as offended as you let yourself be…

  102. on May 28, 2008 at 11:21 am Camel Toes '87

    My point is the way people like to make up words and then get pissed off if you misspell it. I actually looked it up on Google to make sure I spelled it correctly because I didn’t want a 60 year-old hippie breaking a hip trying to get at me.

  103. on May 28, 2008 at 11:22 am Camel Toes '87

    I hate the US government.

  104. on May 28, 2008 at 11:23 am Camel Toes '87

    I love Groucho.

    He never offended me.

  105. on May 28, 2008 at 11:25 am Camel Toes '87

    You are a wise woman. I’m making the right decision changing my name to Allison.

    Seriously. I have the papers ready to file with the courts. I chose Allison…and rightly so.

  106. I’m going to answer sincerely and hope I don’t get garrotted for breaking the joke…

    a) this is not really about “White” people but Upper Middle Class White people. Poor whites can’t afford the $6000 bicycles and probably wouldn’t choose to buy them if they could.

    b) The interior states of the US (those without an ocean coast) are a lot less cosmopolitan (I’m generalizing) and their cities are smaller. Their politics tend to be more conservative, they are more likely to be church going, and aren’t likely to fit into most of the SWPL jokes.

    c) Rather than think about the fact that Americans (and white people) come in larger varieties than what you’d find in New York, Seattle, LA, or San Francisco, they choose not to step foot in those states and instead take direct flights from their coast city on one side of the country to the coast city of destination on the other side.

    For a good illustration, check out the 2004 election results map: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/

  107. When I linked the bicycles post to my super randoneuring bicycle nut boyfriend, he got all sour faced and told me, “At least I’m not putting CO2 in the air.”

  108. I think we just call those people “people”….

    But I kind of do that with everyone…

  109. Don’t be offended, Steve. That’s gay!


  110. Not this liberal, I snatch up those foreclosed homes for pennies on the dollar and sell them for just a little more. I’m making cash, not a lot, but enough to keep the power on and the jacuzzi hot and bubbly! Is it wrong to make a living off the desperate? Maybe, but, who cares? They’re stupid for getting themselves into ARM’s and the people who end up buying these places are smart for watching for a great price on a house they really like at a time when houses are as cheap as ever and interest rates are super low. Hah! Take offense to that. Maybe I’m not a liberal after all. Maybe, oh my God, I’m a Libertarian! Wow, I’m glad I figured that one out. For a second, visions of voting for a democrat danced around in my head. Whew!

  111. Sweet Sixteen Excesses: Offensive.
    $100K vehicles for dangerous teen drivers: Offensive.
    Parenting without child’s accountability: Offensive.
    I’m with you CT’87 on all the above, but regardless of the excesses of parenting, the children are entitled to their parents’ money because the parents decide to give it to them. Who else should be entitled to the money? The neighbors, the state?

  112. What should a person say?

    If I stare, it’s because I’m curious. I don’t think that’s a horrible thing – I think that’s human nature. More basic than that, it’s primate nature.

    Maybe you should cut people some slack.

  113. I believe the correct term is “white guilt”

  114. I was trying (perhaps unsuccessfully) to be absurd and funny.

  115. Go for it.

    Then people will sing Elvis Costello song at you, too, and you will know my pain.

  116. noble- ignoble
    regardless- irregardless

    Jut kidding. I know irregardless isn’t a real word because I’m white, and I love grammar!

  117. Being white is offensive.

  118. “Asian-American” is sufficiently inclusive to describe people who have Asian features and appearances, whereas “African-American” excludes people with black skin who don’t have ancestry in Africa.

  119. Although, watching one get all ticked off about nothing can be very entertaining. I was in line at a supermarket and some short, old dude who looked like he weighed about 90 pounds got all pissed because the checker wouldn’t accept his double coupon from another store. So, this guy, who, appears to expect people to do as he says, starts cussing and getting all red faced and looking like he was about to start frothing at the mouth (I was poised with my trusty cell phone video cam to capture it if he did). I started to chuckle, and he looked back at me like some demon psycho and I just kind of shrugged my shoulders and he turned back to the checker. Of course, the manager was called; of course the Lunatic got his extra 50 cents off whatever it was he was trying to use the coupon on (the man bought like $300 worth of groceries). It was funny and terrifying at the same time. It also sucked a little too: while this freak was making all this drama, the rest of us had to stand there waiting with our stuff.

  120. on May 28, 2008 at 11:47 am Fish Noir Foul

    I find it offensive that you’d play the Race Card in this situation!

  121. on May 28, 2008 at 11:52 am Camel Toes '87

    No, the parents are entitled to their money. Wanna give it to your kid? Twenty-one seems like a reasonable age. And only after a college degree.

  122. straight comedy!

  123. on May 28, 2008 at 11:58 am Fish Noir Foul

    The Tipping Point, for me, in this whole PC ‘I say offensive–You say fuck off & die!’ caterwaul came when I serenely corrected my ignorant Bitch of an acquaintance on calling Midgets, Dwarfs.

    I said there, MIDGETS

    He said their, Dwarfs!

    Some other motherfucking Buttinsky sidles up & says they be LITTLE PEOPLE!

    Who in there write mind would noingly wanna be called a LITTLE PEOPLE when your an adult Midget???


    I resigned my whiteness than & their. I must say I am not as tents about grammer so much now neither….

    Peice out!

  124. on May 28, 2008 at 11:58 am Camel Toes '87

    And I do know it’s every parent’s prerogative to do as s/he wishes with her/his money. HOWEVER when one is putting the general public in danger by letting loose a barely-trained child behind the wheel of a 12 cylinder car, that’s irresponsible, validating my previous statement.

    Hell no, the state shouldn’t get it. They get enough and don’t use it for what it was intended half the time, anyway.

  125. on May 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm Camel Toes '87

    That makes no sense. I mean, you’re right, but it makes no sense.

  126. on May 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm Camel Toes '87

    Sorry, went right over my head.

  127. on May 28, 2008 at 12:03 pm Camel Toes '87

    I love that song. I love Elvis Costello.

    What I hate is when people say “Surely, you can’t be serious! Yes, I am, and stop calling me Shirley”. And then they say, “I’ll bet you’ve never heard that one before!” like it’s somehow justifying that retarded line.

    I’ll take Allison any day.

  128. on May 28, 2008 at 12:04 pm Alexandra Lyle


  129. on May 28, 2008 at 12:05 pm Camel Toes '87

    Allison, some people who post here have no clue this is satire and tongue-in-cheek.

    It’s best to back out of the room slowly and neither engage nor make eye contact.

  130. on May 28, 2008 at 12:06 pm Ask Askerson

    Great post. Funny stuff! However….

    Being offended is not unique, or even particularly common to any social group; whether ethnic, economic, or both. It’s cultural, and I mean on a broad scale.

    It’s common amongst just about everyone who wants attention or has strong views on something.


  131. Dude, i think you might be on to something there.


  132. on May 28, 2008 at 12:08 pm Camel Toes '87

    I’m sorry, I should have clarified. I don’t mind “regular” staring. I’m referring to the ones who STARE. I mean just rudely staring. Sometimes they whisper to one another, sometimes they giggle. That’s when I speak to them.

    Again, my fault, I didn’t present all the facts.

  133. Ummm, well, I hate to break it to you, but, yeah, it really is a skin color. If you don’t to think so, send a black man who thinks he’s white to a clan rally. I think he’ll come back to reality real quick. This doesn’t mean there aren’t a lot of black people of privilege who think they are as good as. But, when the right situation comes around, let them see how white they really are, and how closely their white skinned friends hold them in times of trouble–or opportunity. Do you think they’d be offended?

  134. on May 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm Camel Toes '87


  135. Peeing on me was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.

  136. This is sure to offend white people. Not to mention will it offend all fans of American Idol and, specifically, David Archuleta.

  137. Did you know the term “Black” should be capitalized when using it to describe the former way people referred to African-Americans?

    LOLOL I’m serious. For the record, I still call them Black. I’m Canadian, and African-American doesn’t usually apply, as most Blacks around here are Jamaican-Canadian. 🙂

  138. Woops color scheme hides the point of my message. Link to the offending site

  139. Complete agreement here!

  140. you all watched my wife to get all these, didn’t you?Now ‘fess up!

    this is the funniest stuff I’ve seen in years

    and I am highly offended!

  141. Not to mention Dominican-Amerians, Haitian-Americans, and the craziest of all, British-Americans (that are black). They all get the African-American sticker until a white person is enlightened by a more cultured, lvl 34 white person and made to look stupid for referring to them as such.

    Also does this mean that I can capitalize White when I refer to myself

  142. So…. this post is just hilarious. I’m crackin’ up inmy seat at work cuz being the only black person or should I say Jamerican (Jamaican-American) everyone gets really sensitive around me. They mentioned how many friends they have that are black, or how many black movies they have seen. They get so nice that dam it i feel offended. Dont give me preferential treatment because i work with you (I only need it to get the job), dont treat me differently or else dam it, I’m going to be offended. I wonder what it may be like if i offend them by saying I dont watch white people shows or something of the sort?

  143. Will the English get offended if I tell them they get offended easily? You haven’t lived until you open the newspaper at Letters, and read a Dresden-style carpet-bombing by “Disgruntled of Tunbridge Wells”.

  144. This shoudn’t suprise anyone… when you take offense on another’s supposed behalf, you get to indulge in delightful fellings of resentment while remaining smugly self-righteous, but without the risk of being subjected to any personal denigration or injury.

    it’s a win-win-win!

  145. on May 28, 2008 at 1:05 pm The Broken Forum

    I’m offended…

  146. theres this white lady here at work that talks normally to the white people and what i can imagine she thinks is “black” to me all the time. i know if someone said something racist around her, in those hushed-up and whispered tones, she would be offended. i enjoy knowing that. but not as much as i enjoy watching white people get offended and launch at each others throats about if white is a state of mind or a skin color. i love you all. even the racist people.

  147. Keep the freak show at home, AND YOU WON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM! Jeeze.

  148. “At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”

    Why didn’t someone tell me this about White People years ago? This tidbit of information would have made my life a lot easier! 🙂

  149. TBF, your blog is the shiznit.

  150. Preach on, brother. Prices go up, prices go down, as do interest rates. If someone can’t understand that, they should get used to disappointment.

    It’s strange. I’ve more than once been accused of being a social Darwinist, which I assume is a bad thing judging by their tone, by the kind of people who have Darwin fish on their cars.

    Trying to follow the mental gymnastics involved only results in a migraine.

  151. on May 28, 2008 at 1:24 pm laughinginNC

    too funny.

    this is good stuff:

    “They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples.”

    and the funny thing is that we are most offended by other white people.

  152. Confuse her further and give yourself endless amusement: when she talks down to you, say “I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that dialect. what locale do you come from?”. Aside from the entertaining show of hemming, hawing and throat-clearing you will be treated to, you might just persuade her to help you paint your house or some other favor…

  153. Best Post Ever.

  154. one time i actually answered her with a “fuh’sho.” (which is like saying, ‘Absolutely’ or ‘Correct’) and she giggled ridiculously and ran into a wall as she tried to walk back to her cubicle. it was more awkward than funny. i decided i wouldn’t condone that behavior any longer, as she might get hurt.

  155. Wow, ancestry.com really digs deep. Going back 700,000 years is going way back. I think my ancestors came from Pennsylvania by way of Brooklyn, by way of Ireland. This whole Africa thing blows me away. Do you mean to say you actually come from Africa? I don’t think I have ever heard such a thing. Is this to say all humanity (as we know each other to be) originated in Africa? Wow, that’s new. Gee, I think I’ll have to check that out. Maybe we are all black. Maybe us light skinned negroes really just hate ourselves. This is why there are so many of us trying to get a tan. Now it all makes sense.
    Does this mean I have to stop liking grilled cheese sandwiches? Because that would be offensive.

  156. on May 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm Enjoying whiteness

    People and rugs are oriental…..

  157. on May 28, 2008 at 1:51 pm Enjoying whiteness

    White people love water sports….

  158. Reminds me of an old Monty Python’s Flying Circus episode where the man’s name is *spelled* “Raymond Luxury-Yacht” but pronounced “throat warbler mangrove.” So trust your leap to absurdity was not lost. 🙂

    And oh yeah, READING for me would be wise before POSTING again. LOL.

  159. on May 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm The Broken Forum


  160. Well, Ms. Bootie, sometimes when we’ve offended–or think we’ve offended–someone, we go home and get really wasted and listen to some Jimi instead of painting someone’s house. It’s just as cathartic and a lot less work and mess. Sorry. Damn. I think I’ve offended you. Now I have stop by the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Cuervo and some limes, cigarettes, Munchos, an 18 pack of Bud Light, a porno mag, some milk, maybe pick up a video. This is going to be a long night. I feel so bad.

  161. on May 28, 2008 at 2:07 pm laugh all day

    Hey Dude, Can you come up with a different phrase ? something like…”hey evevrybody, i’m an idiot”

  162. on May 28, 2008 at 2:09 pm laugh all day

    try forclosure auctions.

  163. People who are easily offended, offend me.


  164. on May 28, 2008 at 2:13 pm laugh all day

    true, true. It’s a sham that goes way back. But what about the ones who think all will come their way if Obama gets elected. Any dumbass knows what the eventual outcome will, be.

  165. on May 28, 2008 at 2:15 pm laugh all day

    You must know more jews than I do.

  166. HA! You need your own blog my (white?) friend.

  167. on May 28, 2008 at 2:21 pm laugh all day

    Shouldn’t you be with the others eating bean sprouts, and hugging trees out west somewhere ?

  168. Spot on. In every class I took at university, there was at least one hyper-sensitive white person ready to bite the head off of anyone who offended their delicate sensibilities. It’s like being offended sustains them

  169. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I am so sorry to have to go back to work and stop reading these comments.

  170. Let me understand this: gas rape? Bottle water screw? What kind of kinky shit are you into man? I don’t think I want to watch that kind of porn. Peanut butter pillage and watermelon rampage are more my speed. Watermelon goes for a long, long, long time. 😉

  171. Okay this article is fabulous as usual, but wrong about one thing–even white people are absolutely clueless about gender discrimination. Even though they are completely unconscious or ignorant of how they do so, it is still okay to hate women, even in whitepeople culture.

  172. Ummm, who the Hell is Dr. Dray?

  173. on May 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm Camel Toes '87

    Every human being on the planet came from Africa, hence the term “Cradle of Life”.

  174. on May 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm Camel Toes '87

    You’re trying to offend me, aren’t you?

    Sorry, but pathetic sociopaths with tiny penises and no friends don’t offend me. I pity them/you.

  175. on May 28, 2008 at 2:43 pm affroshizzle

    Das Right!

  176. Of course White People love to be offended. Being offended by something = being better than you. Just like accusing the wrong kind of white person of racism is really just another way of saying “I’m not racist!”

  177. Homey says das right dawg.

  178. on May 28, 2008 at 2:48 pm RallyMonkey

    Ummmm, that’s because the folks at the klan rally aren’t White People. Get with it.

  179. on May 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm FatherNelson

    While enjoying a drink with his mate one night,ryan decides to try his luck with an attractive lady sitting by the bar.She lets him join her for a drink and to his surprise asks him to accompany him home.They spend the night hard at it.Finally they finish;Ryan rolls off,pulls out a cigarette and looks for his lighter.
    He asks his new love if she has a light.
    “There might be some matches in the top drawer”,she replies.
    Opening the drawer he finds some matches on top of a framed photo of another man.Naturally he begins to worry.
    “Is this your husband?” he enquires nervously.
    “No,silly” she replies.
    “Your boyfriend then?”
    “No”,she replirs,snuggling up to him.
    “Who is he then?”
    “Thats me,before the operation!”

  180. shup up and iron my shirt!

  181. on May 28, 2008 at 2:54 pm RallyMonkey

    ’bout the same as calling something/someone “gay.” Aside: I bet you’d have fun calling someone a “tard” in that person’s presence.

  182. on May 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm HispanicGay

    i’m at U W in graduate education and their is this Latino SuperHomeo quees who is offended by EVERYTHING!!!!

    he’s from UCLA – you know who you are!!!

  183. White folk who move to those so-called “rougher” neighborhoods have obviously never walked around any true shit hole. I’m referring to places I’ve been where people didn’t just look at me like I was out of place, but straight up asked me: “What the fuck you doin here?” Places where a middle school is right across the street from a juvenile detention center and elementary schools whose oldest child is like maybe 10 being protected by security guards and CCTV at the entrance, which is locked tight during school hours and the staff has to move their cars off the street into a locked area after 4pm to avoid having them stolen. My work, for a while, took me to some really nasty, scary places; I was always glad to head home for the day. Forget being offended, I was worried about being shot or robbed or both. Police in these areas are an occupying force and I was told by many people never to work too late, it’s just not safe. So I have no clue what these other white folk think they’ll gain, but let them go where they fear for their life and let’s see how long they’ll stay. I live in the suburbs, straight up. It’s peaceful, quiet, and the streets are wide–and there are no gun shots.

  184. on May 28, 2008 at 2:58 pm RallyMonkey

    “womyn” always seemed like just the most stupid thing. If one is all into female power, why not change it to “myn” and keep “woman”? “Womyn” is ridiculously deferential.

  185. making jokes about being offended by others’ offense is so white

  186. This could also come in the form of excuses not to tip restaurant waitstaff; ex. “I asked for no ice in my water! I’ll have your job for this!”

  187. The Race Card is the Ho of Spades!

  188. poor white people dont bike – poor mexicans do!

  189. I’m offended by your picture – ugh

  190. white people are better

  191. Camel Toes you are my new hero. ( I am totally sneaking peeks at the rest of the comments while I am supposed to be “working”. Nothing like stickin’ it to the MAN!)


  193. on May 28, 2008 at 3:13 pm RallyMonkey

    I guess there are degrees of “rougher.” Childless WP like to live in places that offer variety (call it diversity, if you will). Non-chain restaurants, ethnic cuisine in neighborhoods of the same ethnicity, cheap bars, ground level arts & theater. Those are amenities that can be accessible for low dollar figure & therefore can be in proximity to poorer communities. No one really wants to be at physical risk. But, when people are victims of a crime, or near victims, they’re going to talk about it. People talk about emotional events in their lives. So, if one is looking for a reason to bash someone, one can twist that into saying that said person is “bragging” about the roughness of their neighborhood.

    On the contrary, folks that start out with a hard lot in life vaule comfort & security above all else. If you live your childhood in physical danger, you don’t give a d@mn about putting yourself at risk in order to be closer to something. It’s like, “f#ck that, if I want to go there, I’ll *drive*, then get the f#ck out of there.”

    And, yes, I’ve lived in a neighborhood where we didn’t go out after dusk. And where, the one time I did go to a restaurant in the late afternoon, the waiter (who I often played basketball with during the day) said: “what are you doing still here, homey (it was 1984)” As in, “you’ll be gettin’ there hell out of here real soon, if you know what’s good for you.”

  194. This is the absolute truth. Nothing makes me angrier than having done something which, to me, is nothing, but still having to apologize due to its supposed offensive nature to someone else. I do it once in a while; inside, while I am outwardly apologizing, I am saying “What an idiot, what I did had nothing whatsoever to do with race (or gender or whatever protected membership we’re talking about). Can’t I even do my shopping without scrutinizing my every move?” It’s definitely indignation.

  195. Right on. She’s fuggly.

  196. on May 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm Bilwlaismsagy

    Anything said about disabled people. Usually white people have a disabled cousin. “His disability isn’t holding him back though, he’s like any normal kid and still smiles and plays sports”… etc

  197. Colored people? 😦

  198. on May 28, 2008 at 3:35 pm WhiteBLKGuy

    I know the feeling……they actively try to make you feel uncomfortable so you’ll eventually quit and everyone gets what they want

  199. Is is!

  200. on May 28, 2008 at 3:39 pm WhiteBLKGuy

    For the record they aren’t disabled at all. They are differently abled…Get it straight!!!

  201. Libertarians are the only moral people.

    Don’t initiate force or fraud and mind your own business.

  202. Yeah, but are they coming for my Velveeta on white? That’s all I need to know. Because, if they are, they’re in for a real bad day.

  203. *Proper* White People don’t get offended. That shit is for square glass wearing nine inch bicep vegetardian screamingly effeminate inner city metrosexuals.

    The proper term is “insulted”. Much more stoic, robust. When you hear a white person expressing offense, in any context, you know you are dealing with TWKOWP.

    Actually, considering the tsunami of whinging I hear daily from visible minorities, you’re totally off by laying this trip on the white man. White males anyway.

  204. First of all, I only have one penis. Does everyone else have more than one? That’s weird. Secondly, I do too have friends, they talk to me all the time. Sometimes I have to play music real loud and take heavy narcotics to keep them quiet. But, they’re still my friends.
    Wait, should I have been offended? I’m sorry, I am deeply offended and am seething with terrible anger inside.
    Now I’m going to have a beer and watch the Simpsons.

    PS: Are there brilliant, well loved sociopaths? Just wondering.

  205. 80% of my liberal arts course college professors were of this ilk. Funny how such educated people were so offended when I disagreed with them using logic. They just wanted to promote their agenda and to hell with any facts.

  206. But they hated me first!

  207. Whites also enjoy sending white jobs overseas and leaving their fellow whites believing that blacks, welfare, etc., is what’s responsible for white problems.

  208. on May 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm marvin berry

    dude, there is a big difference between buying your kid a car and spoiling them. im pretty sure a honda wouldn’t lead to drug addiction, give the kid a break. this is america, a guy has gotta have his wheels.

  209. This is such crap!! Despite my nickname and my blog name, I am never offended and I am very, very white.

    OK, sometimes I am offended.

    Alright, quite often.

    What was the topic again? 🙂

  210. Personally, I prefer being offensive.

  211. Or just go with your white “friends” to a restaurant, and see how quickly they choose seats NOT next to you!

  212. on May 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm marvin berry

    it would, but white people arent offended by being white.

  213. on May 28, 2008 at 4:08 pm marvin berry

    arent offended to be called white.

  214. If White People believe for one nano-second they have anything to be offended about then WTF?


  215. Stuff White People Like #103: Recursion

    If you find yourself laughing at the absurdity of this Race Card Theater (that’s what this comment thread really is, good bad AND ugly) — then check out uncyclopedia.org. Their entries on Oprah Winfrey and Tom Cruise alone are worth bookmarking.

    Unless of course, you would be offended by such zaniness. Then you definitely need to go. Lord knows we need more people to get over their sensitivities so we can be the one people we really are.

    So white, so very white. So not ashamed either; bring on the crackerisms!


  216. Haha. I love this, because it is so true.

    Hey, I found this hilarious site…it is awesome, trust me.

  217. Hillary Clinton says that Barack Obama is a doppelganger for Steve Urkel. I disagree. I think he looks like Frankenstein. Is that offensive? My white wife says it is, whereas my Inuit-American wife says it isn’t, but then again my Masai-American wife says it is. Wait, is polygamy offensive? Ironically, my wives agree that it is. Good thing I paid their fathers enough goat skins and hollowed out gourds that they wouldn’t take them back! Wait, is that offensive? My radar is way off. Wait, am I white? Decide for yourself at wordgnome.com.


  218. on May 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm brown eyed girl

    I heart Christian Lander!

  219. on May 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm HellO'Kitty

    Well said. The White CEO’s make millions by paying substandard wages to Third Worlders while our economy at here at home spirals further into recession.

  220. Pretty true. I enjoy being offended at something for being racist, homophobic or sexist.

    As you might have guessed, I’m white.

  221. on May 28, 2008 at 5:17 pm HellO'Kitty

    I have a friend from South Africa (he is now an American citizen and married to an American), who is white and whose grandfather was Chinese. Does that makes him an African-Asian-American? Seems rather cumbersome for general conversation.

  222. But getting involved in sooooooo important to a white person! Civic virtue is its own reward!

  223. Christian, your second paragraph speaks to a truly curious, exclusively-white phenomenon – here’s white comedian Louis C.K.’s take on the matter:

    If this site were Amazon.com, that clip would pop up as something those who enjoyed this entry might enjoy

  224. A big bonus to being offended is how it provides a nice “out” for some situations from which a white person wishes to extricate him- or herself. The classic example of this is a white person who refuses to get married until all homosexuals are afforded the same right. That way, said wp gets to demonstrate the depth of his/her outrage and gets to avoid marrying someone who hasn’t read enough Foucault.

  225. Funny at how PC inside-outside-inside logic works!

  226. yeah, apparently I didn’t even get the memo that ‘black’ was at some point not okay for white people to say..but I seem to miss a lot of memos.

    I swear that my mom, who is racist in only that sort of fearful, competitive way that European immigrants are (and not in the deeply hateful kind of way), called black people ‘Negroes’ with a straight face up until the mid-90s, just because she didn’t know any better. It was almost kind of quaint.

  227. Why would we want to marry someone who hasn’t read enough Foucault?? See SWPL about poorly read partners!! Henry Rollins’d!

  228. And a woman. Only white gays and white women get offended.

  229. Marxist who died of AIDS and was the literary equivalent of Oakland – no there there. Definitely TWKOWP; I’ll bet Foucault got offended a lot.

  230. uhh…..burglarized?


  231. on May 28, 2008 at 6:32 pm Three Chord Monte

    I get offended by weak bloggers who drop entire topics when they get in over their head.

  232. I had to think about it for awhile, but this post offended me. I wish you would come help me paint my house now. Or wait. Maybe I’m supposed to paint yours…

  233. Tell me, why is it considered substandard for Third Worlders to earn “substandard” wages? Why are you holding them to the US/EU standard of wages? These people are WILLING to work for these wages, and with these wages allow them to support their families. Leave it to white people to think that they know what is best for poor people.

  234. on May 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm ultraviolet79

    I think that might be stuff old people like.

  235. Actually, affirmative action (at least in Michigan, before it was outlawed by white women) gives the highest advantage to rural white women. As a rural white woman who isn’t spoiled by daddy and could certainly use the advantage, I say let affirmative action live!

  236. you are soooooo white. LAWL!!

  237. Yeah, a lot of my white friends get extremely uptight whenever I talk about race in any way, the most innocent of jokes will set off stares, uncomfortable awkwardness, and an urge to call the ADL.

  238. Jones, when you get offended, I get offended.

    “The best offense is a good defense” Jack Dempsey

  239. o please, libertarians are awful, they only accept social issues because they have a gay son and a slutty ass daughter who has had 4 abortions……..otherwise they are just another terrible republican……

  240. Those parents need to be shot, those children are too ugly to be so self centered and vain, im self centered and vain, but im actually very good looking and have a great body. Half of those little slutty girls on that show are over weight, i have an idea, instead of giving your daughter a party with a candy bar, and a 4 foot tall cake, you take them to get a colonic and set them on a strict diet of carrots, because a party comes and goes, but being thin usually stays with a good diet.

  241. I know, everyone is thinking Obama is the messiah or somthing, are you kidding me? do you really think he is going to be able to solve this? I cant wait until 2013 when everyone realizes he couldnt do what he promised.

    Remember, the anti-christ is a false messiah, o there i go referencing things again……silly white me

  242. Dave Chappelle really is genius, funny how you quoted a skit of his! tobad he went all crazy and couldnt take the pressure, where is he now? thats what i thought, he just wasnt white enough, almost, but not quite.

  243. jews like ice, its more water for the money. Although, if those damn waiters did there damn job, in a shitty economy that another person who would be happy as hell to have that job and not fuck it up, and remembered the proper order, then they wouldnt have to be threatened.

  244. OMG dont even start Heart of Darkness, that shit will go on for days and days if white people get a wiff of it. sssshhhh we wust be wary wary quit, when talking about stuff whites like……

  245. on May 28, 2008 at 8:46 pm Camel Toes '87

    That would be scary if not for the fact that you cannot prove there *is* an anti-christ.

  246. on May 28, 2008 at 8:48 pm Camel Toes '87

    Yeah, but watermelon sodomy is much more fun…and juicier!

  247. on May 28, 2008 at 8:51 pm Camel Toes '87

    I think that’s the guy that was on MTV with Ed Lover.

  248. on May 28, 2008 at 8:56 pm Camel Toes '87

    You can always count on gubnent cheese!

  249. Technically calling someone who is black and born in America, an African America is incorrect. They are American, and almost all the black people in America have never even been to Africa. You dont call white people European-American do you?

    Calling Black people “Black” has actually been used for thousands of years, dating back to the ancient Egyptians, who were the first people to designate race and geographical location. They referred to themselves as “Red” people, from egypt, because there skin tone was a darkish pink to red, the people from the north, europeans were “White” because they looked white, even though only a few white people are actually very pale, the people south of Egypt were “Black” because they were dark, even though a small portion were actually very dark, they referred to people from east Asia as “Yellow” even thou only a small portion were actually yellow. So, when they were describing someone from that part of the world, say eastern asia, europe, egypt, or mid to southern africa, they would just say their color, and people would know who they were referring to.

    To go even deeper into the subject, there is actually only one race, and thats the human race. People with different pigmentation are that way due to evolution from the environment. More sun, darker skin, less sun, lighter skin, etc. While black people can get sun burnt, its not nearly as common as white people getting sun burnt, because black people are lucky enough to have a built in sunscreen.

    Next time your husband says “black people”, he is not using it in a derogatory way (unless he has anger in his voice) because its perfectly exceptable, and has been used for thousands of years, just like “white people”.

    Im to white to function…………………………………………………….

  250. acceptable**

  251. on May 28, 2008 at 9:04 pm Camel Toes '87

    First of all, I was referring to anyone like you, thus facilitating the idea of more than one penis. Although I did watch a porn once that had a guy in it who had two wieners. That was exhilirating!

    Second, your friends are caused by your reaction to narcotics. According to DSM IV, it’s called “hallucination”.

    Third, that you are watching “The Simpsons”and not “Family Guy” is unconscionable.

    And D), I almost said W was a brilliant, well-loved sociopath except for the brilliant and well-loved part of it. *shrug*

  252. I actually grown my own been sprout in a large plastic drink server. Its very easy, all you need is a cup full of seeds then put them them in water for 12 hours, then they drink up a bunch of water, then rinse them and put them back into the container, and wait 24 hours then just rinse them with water and put them back, and for about a week you every day you just rinse them with water and put them back in the dry container, in a darkish place, and in about a week you have tons of yummy bean sprouts! isnt that great!?!?!?

  253. on May 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm Camel Toes '87

    “The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other, milk.”

  254. on May 28, 2008 at 9:06 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I don’t think Whites get offended that easily. Considering how much ridicule and under-the-radar is directed at Whites by the “mitch mutchnick” -pricks of the world, I’s say Whites are the LEAST easy to offend.

  255. on May 28, 2008 at 9:09 pm Camel Toes '87

    You are *so* getting a free book.

  256. Where do your white people live?

    I think that there needs to be a companion blog to this one called “Southerners: The Other White People”. The locals down here are offended by people of other races, not on behalf of people of other races. They have made an art out of sneaking racist comments into otherwise regular conversations (“Yeah, it’s really hard to find contractors to hire to fix up our house since Hurricane Katrina. I told my husband that if some little Mexican guy can attach new siding, then surely he can too.” -my neighbor).

  257. on May 28, 2008 at 9:10 pm Camel Toes '87

    Louis CK sucks a huge turd. WTF is with the CK thing? I won’t buy any of his shit because of his name. It just…ANGERS me.

  258. on May 28, 2008 at 9:11 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Ron Paul has delivered 4,000 infants into this world as an M.D. He served the USA for 5 years in the military during Vietnam as a flight surgeon. He’s been married for almost 50 years

    He’s the only honest American pol there is.

    PS Ron Paul, as an ob/gyn, views abortion for what it really is.

    He is the ONLY true Republican left, and true conservatives, that seek to “conserve” that which is good, are not always in conflict with democrats.

  259. on May 28, 2008 at 9:12 pm Camel Toes '87

    What? Mexicans ARE little. What’s wrong with that quote?

  260. on May 28, 2008 at 9:14 pm Portnoy's complaint

    HelloKitty: they outsource jobs to non-Whites for low wages, and they insource jobs to illegal non-Whites for low wages.

    Go Figure.

    The liberals that call the GOP “racist” are clueless at how anti-White the GOP really is. The GOP won’ even secure the US border.

    Why do liberals hate GWB??????? He does more for them than he does conservatives.

  261. I agree so much clander! So many white mortals were offended by the fact that I said I hate dead soldiers on Memorial Day. Lighten up losers!


    and oh yes…

    I HATE YOU TUCC!!! 😡

  262. on May 28, 2008 at 9:18 pm Portnoy's complaint

    It shouldn’t happen.

    In White societies it doesn’t happen.

    You are basically saying Whites should accept “diversity” and the cess-pool Third World values and culture that inevitably come with it.

    No way.

    Everyone knows that the thief was a non-White. Why liberals prefer to live in non-White, regressive and backwards culture is beyond me.

    Some of these liberals actually think Third World -BS is “culture”. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  263. You must be talking about NJ jewish brats, and their parents, right?

  264. I would have imagined that if anything were to anger you about his name it would have been that he goes by “Louie C.K.” even though his first name is written Louis

  265. on May 28, 2008 at 9:22 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Obama voters are mostly illiterate when it comes to the economy and discussion of fiscal budgets.

    Obama cannot afford all the crap his non-White freeloaders think they will be getting.

  266. on May 28, 2008 at 9:25 pm Portnoy's complaint

    “White” isn’t a skin color. It’s a state of mind.


    You are either entirely 100% of European, non-semitic descent, or you are incapable of having White offspring.

    Sorry, but facts are facts.

    It takes a White male, and a White female, and ONLY that combination to produce White kids.

  267. on May 28, 2008 at 9:29 pm Portnoy's complaint

    If your White husband married a negro, and produced mulatto offspring, then he forfeited his White credentials long ago.

    He is no longer relevant to a discussion on a White blog.

  268. Haha, the comments in here are as good as the article.

  269. on May 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Jamaicans, Haitians, American negroes, West Africans, Somalis, etc. maybe different, have different cultures, and are unable to communicate in the same language – yet they are all UNMISTAKABLY Black. They can never be white no matter what they do or say or act like.

  270. on May 28, 2008 at 9:36 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Well, we should go back to using “Negro” for all of them. There’s no ambiguity there.

  271. on May 28, 2008 at 9:39 pm Portnoy's complaint

    technically, he’s a “mongrel” as per Webster.

    Keep this in mind, douche-bag White idiots that want to marry “asians”. Your offspring won’t know what the hell they are, and they WON’T be considered White.

    Only a selfish person would produce this situation for their first-born son.

  272. on May 28, 2008 at 9:40 pm Portnoy's complaint

    there is nothing in this world more kosher than the pornography business. 😦

  273. on May 28, 2008 at 9:45 pm Portnoy's complaint

    The “Humanities” in America are a joke. Literally.

    The faculty is made up primarily of feminists, homos, jews, and “post-colonialists” (code for angry nonwhite), and all they can do is pretend that Western Civilization wasn’t created and sustained by White, Christian, heterosexual family men.

    It’s comical, how hateful these people can be towards the source of their discipline.

  274. on May 28, 2008 at 9:52 pm Portnoy's complaint

    good post.

    But many of these dumb white singles actually think their neighborhoods (with taco stands, divebars, etc.) REPRESENT culture! LOL!!!

    Many of their neighbors may very well be illiterate in Spanish! Don’t try to tell these high SAT brats this though.


    It is a KNOWN FACT, that more culture and cultural institutions exist in White neighborhoods and suburbs.

    When have the Mexicans ever built a cathedral, a hospital, or a University. Hell, the European Catholics did more in 35 years in the early 20th Century than the mexicans have ever done, or will ever do.

  275. on May 28, 2008 at 9:56 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Groucho was an anti-WASP jew. Are you kidding?

    Ever see “night at the opera”? Back then jews hated opera, t today they think they are classy enough to be included.

    What a joke. Anyone who cannot see that Marx Bros. movies were anti-White is a weak-instinct White person.

  276. on May 28, 2008 at 9:59 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Q: Why are there never Blacks at the final table in TexasHold’em poker?

    A: They have lower IQs. Pure and simple.

    I know this will offend some, but poker is a true test where affirm action is not allowed.

  277. on May 28, 2008 at 10:01 pm Portnoy's complaint

    good post.

    Whites are the only people alive that let their own offspring get hurt and discriminated against.

    Jews dont put up with it.

    IF you are White, listen and get with the program:

    “Diversity” mean “less Whites”, but NEVER, EVER less Jews or Asians.

  278. on May 28, 2008 at 10:05 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Go Mark. Max is right.

    It is the “anti-racists” that are on campus always making a fuss, yet they never address “quotas”

    “anti-racists” and those that allow them to exist are pathetic and they are most dishonest and disgraceful people alive.

    The next time you read something about “anti-racists”, simply replace the term with “anti-White racists” and it will make immediate sense.

  279. on May 28, 2008 at 10:07 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I think Costello and Bono too, are crypto-jews. anyone else?

    Just like Robin Williams, Adam Hewson’s ashkenazi wolfish features come out with age.

  280. on May 28, 2008 at 10:08 pm Portnoy's complaint

    nice propaganda!! Good BS. Too bad nobody believes it.

  281. on May 28, 2008 at 10:14 pm Portnoy's complaint

    “FLY OVER STATES” is a dead term. It was probably most used in the early to mid 1990 by jews that always seek to discredit places where their power is limited.

    Nothing makes the NY, LA and Miami jew more nervous than the Texas billionaire. Therefore the jew and the weasel jew media will seek to malign all other places.

    Clander doesn’t seem to understand this yet, but he’s in LA not meeting “Whites” but LA jews and their followers. I hope he gets this someday.

    This is similar to the reputations of universities. If a jew likes it it’s good: U of M, whereas if it’s not “jew” (yet just as good), it’s callled “flyover” or not ever acknowledged. (i.e Illinois, Wisconsin vs. “Michigan”)

    Anyway, any “White” that buys into the hebrew mentality of “bi-coastalism” or putting down White states, or uses the jewish hate term of “flyover” is a pathetic excuse for a White person.

  282. on May 28, 2008 at 10:20 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Who cares what people call the black race? We all still know who they are, and that they are different from whites.

    celebrating diversity means we acknowledge the uniqueness of the black. We are not all the same, and anyone foolish to think that is an idiot, as well as someone who denies our great diversity.

    This whole idea of some 21st century idiot “knowing more” about blacks than their grandparents is LAUGHABLE.

    In fact, the opposite is more true. The grandparents based their views on REALITY, not false images from 21st century 365/24/7-media and TV.

  283. on May 28, 2008 at 10:23 pm Portnoy's complaint


    In those 700,000 years human evolved differently. It is ridiculous to think that all humans today are the same.

    It’s not true

    Hey, celebrate diversity!!!!!!!!!!! That means the uniqueness of Whites!!!!!!!!!!!!

  284. on May 28, 2008 at 10:27 pm Portnoy's complaint

    excellent post. You may find this interesting, PCK:


    Defund the Humanities

  285. on May 28, 2008 at 10:29 pm Portnoy's complaint

    whoever uses the term “racist” is the true racist.

    This should be obvious to any White person who witnesses the Hispanic support illegality by calling their opponents “racist”.

    It is obvious to anyone that they support the illegals for their own racist reasons and nothing else.

  286. on May 28, 2008 at 10:31 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I agree. Whites are the least likely race to get offended.

  287. on May 28, 2008 at 10:32 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Go Whitey. Good post.

  288. on May 28, 2008 at 10:34 pm Hebrew school -- pay attention

    Israel: A History of Hate Crimes

    Israel provided a textbook example of a “hate crime” when Orthodox Jews gathered and publicly burned hundreds of New Testament Bibles last week. The Anti-Defamation League of B’nai B’rith, architect of hate crimes laws worldwide, says a hate crime occurrs whenever violation of the law is motivated by bias against an identifiable protected group of people (like Jews, Muslims, or homosexuals). It also says it is a hate crime to desecrate or destroy the sacred books of another religion.

    The deputy mayor of Or Jehuda, in southern Israel, was obviously motivated by bias against Christianity and its sacred book, the New Testament. Because of his bias, he incited dozens of Jewish religious students to burn the Christian scriptures. According to ADL criteria, this was a hate crime.

    ADL—Israel’s public relations rep to the world—holds up the Jewish state as a model of judicial fairness and perspective. If ADL were consistent, it would require from Israel the same responsibility to pursue hate crime indictments as elsewhere. It would pressure the government of Israel to indict the deputy mayor and all who participated. Yet ADL, in its recent press statement, doesn’t hint that Bible burning in Israel is a hate crime.

  289. on May 28, 2008 at 10:39 pm Portnoy's complaint

    They are celebrating diversity by acknowledging that it exists.
    What’s the problem?

    If they didn’t acknowledge the black or the mexican, people would still complain.

    Southern Whites know more about race than other whites, esp. liberal Northern White suburbanites, therefore whites should study and learn from the southern white.

    Southern whites understand the Negro, and since the 196 Civil Rights Act, the Negro illegitimacy rate has reached 70% today. It was 20% before.

    The Southern White has years of knowledge and EXPERIENCE that the anti-White racist liberals do not have.

  290. Damn, I love this site. I laugh every time I get your updates. I agree with some of your thoughts. They do get offended at things that aren’t directed to white people at all.

  291. Well, I gotta say that was an interesting point, but I totally disagree. In fact, the message is kind of problematic because it reinforces xenophobic ideals. I just used a big word, and I’m a minority so does that mean I’m trying to act white? Yes I do agree that white people are born with certain privileges. White people are the dominant race in this world, majority of CEO’s are white, at times they walk into a store without the fear of being followed, but there are certain disadvantages as well. White people are scapegoats for tyranny that they have caused against minorities or the underserved, white people are stereotypically seen as racist, ignorant, and silver spooned. For one I believe that is problematic, just as all stereotypes and prejudice beliefs are problematic because it creates a distortion of reality. Not all white people are rich, not all white people are smart when It boils down they all have their own individual characteristic. I will admit that they are endowed with certain privileges, just as we all are to some extent. I will admit that majority of white people are in the upper class category, which grants them better access to education and resources and at time they are oblivious to certain things. But I will end this by saying that white people will still get offended just as if anyone who used any racial epithets to attack blacks, yellows, or browns. In the end it doesn’t matter if white people has a higher tolerance to bigotry because universally we should not attack and create assumption on each other just because we are members of a distinct racial or ethnic group.

  292. This site still makes me exclaim…whoa!


  293. on May 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm tyler durden

    preach on…my white brother

  294. ‘Stuff white people like’ are weblogs like this – I’m waiting for you to write aboute that 😉

  295. Good post RallyMonkey. Working people (regardless of race) who had to struggle when growing up and lived in chaotic/criminal surrounding couldn’t care less about diversity and vibrancy. A quiet life in a suburb is their preference. Upper middle class kids who grew up in the sticks like to move to the city after college and fix up that Victorian.

  296. on May 28, 2008 at 11:59 pm gosh, you are dumb

    thank god
    I was worried that my plot to populate the world with my mixed race children wasn’t going to work because they kept coming out so pale…
    I think I’ll infiltrate the FLDS to get some real miscegenation going on
    thank god for white folks

  297. on May 29, 2008 at 12:00 am gosh, you are dumb

    your mom is oriental
    and terrible in bed

  298. on May 29, 2008 at 12:02 am gosh, you are dumb

    you married a negro

  299. on May 29, 2008 at 12:04 am gosh, you are dumb

    we should go back to eating your stupid brain
    and everyone else in the world should go back to calling you a long nosed devil

  300. on May 29, 2008 at 12:05 am gosh, you are dumb

    I would karate chop you of I could find you

  301. on May 29, 2008 at 12:07 am gosh, you are dumb

    your brain would probably taste like miller lite and hamburger helper

  302. Is it just me or does everyone completely ignore ‘Portnoy’s complaint’ overtly racist rantings?

    It’s a shame that people like you get lumped in with intelligent conservatives who want to have meaningful and honest discussions of race, affirmative action, diversity training, etc. Informed, intellectual, thoughtful individuals might share some of your opinions but their ideas come from a thorough examination of the issues, not a knee-jerk racist reaction.

  303. My husband is offended by this blog because he says it’s wrong to make fun of things that people believe in.

    He’s white, but of German descent. I find northern europeans the least able to laugh at themselves. It’s tiring. But I laugh at him anyway.

  304. this guy is not white he is in fact of the uncle cracker sub-species.

    typically riding dirty with his good ole yankee flag blocking his rear window.

  305. Funny blog I can say this is true for about 60 percent with ME anyways haha..I found a new blog though

    This blog is funnier http://www.stuffblackpeoplelove.com

  306. I’ve read all of the comments so far and I must say that this is the best one.

    God bless comedy (Hope my use of the name God doesn’t offend anyone)

  307. I’m offended that some of you white, liberal, intelligent, diversity loving people are offended by “Portnoy”. Is he too not just another piece of patchwork on this 21st century inclusive quilt we’re all working on? C’mon people, let’s celebrate diversity!

  308. Well, there’s the fact that said wp’s bf/gf might be a good earner and/or good in the sack. Yes, this doesn’t make up for not being well read enough (I saw the post) but does make it tempting for a wp to stick around. Outrage can an excuse to do that w/o having to ‘pull the trigger’ on marriage.

  309. Portnoy, I’ve been reading your ***crap*** for several weeks now. Why do you write such mean-spirited and hateful garbage? You’re actually hurting your “cause” by making white people look bad. Take your meds.

    I don’t want to join hands with everyone and sing _Cumbiya_. At 49 I’ve been screwed too many times and have become too cynical. I wish that I could truthfully say that I am without prejudice but it just wouldn’t be true. I freely admit that there are certain groups in America that I wish weren’t here, to include all the badly behaved white people. But seriously, you aren’t helping white people with your hate-filled propaganda.

    As an aside, I’ve gone to great lengths to teach my children to not be prejudiced. It probably hasn’t done much good. Two black kids beat my youngest son up. They did that because they wanted his seat on the school bus and he refused to move (there were plenty of empty seats that they could’ve chosen). A couple of years later two older black guys broke into his locker at a 24-Hour-Fitness and stole everything of value. (Security camera taped it). A black girl stole my mother’s wallet in a grocery store. (Security camera taped it). And there have been other incidents like those. There are certain harsh truths that the bleeding-hearts insist on denying.

    You want to help your “group?” Practice WWJD. Hell, just practice common decency; treat others the way that you would like to be treated. While in the army three words were drilled into me relentlessly: “Lead by example.”

    –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  310. That’s due to their higher buoyancy as compared to the black man. Of course, the wrong kind of white people like to point to the one (1) sort of black dude from Suriname who on one (1) occasion many years ago won an Olympic medal in swimming as some kind of evidence against genetic determinism.

  311. Hey camel toe: you’re a pedophile.

    Oh relax, I was being “ironic”!!!!! Gosh, are you ever dim for not grokking my comedic brilliance!!!!

    Aren’t I the most clever fucking man you’ve ever encountered? I talk shit….then call it irony when I get called on it! I am a golden god of fucking around with people!!!!!!

  312. on May 29, 2008 at 5:17 am Blue-Eyed Columbus

    I laugh at those white people who get upset whenever I’m wearing a Washington Redskins t-shirt with the savage for a logo. I’ve had a few people tell me the t-shirt is racist. Most savages would be proud one of their own is a mascot for a sports team. Their culture makes little if any contributions elsewhere.

  313. on May 29, 2008 at 5:30 am Blue-Eyed Columbus

    Ummm, well, I hate to break it to you, but, yeah, it really is a skin color. If you don’t to think so, send a black man who thinks he’s white to a clan rally.

    Klan gatherings seem to be in short supply these days. Put the dark chocolate in the park across from the Beverly Hills Motel. They seem to disappear much faster. 🙂

  314. Fuck laughing at oneself. Want clowns? Move to Africa or Italy or Portugual. The reason why Anglo countries do well is because the Anglo man is serious about business, science, and government. Humor is actually a bad thing which harms the ability to transact business and conduct science.

  315. Portnoy, spend a few years in the corporate world and then try to tell us that white people don’t steal. I’m sorry, I know I just offended you, but it will all make sense to you when you become an adult.

  316. on May 29, 2008 at 5:54 am hymenopterans

    It’s not so much that we like to be offended, we like to be indignant. Really, any pretext is acceptable, but being offended usually does the job.

  317. on May 29, 2008 at 6:00 am Blue-Eyed Columbus

    White CEO’s make millions by paying substandard wages to Third Worlders

    Substandard wages for non-white races. Makes sense to me. 🙂

  318. on May 29, 2008 at 6:03 am Bob williams

    My aunt is a Super WP, and my dad fucks with her all the time.

    Aunt: “Who lives there?

    Dad: “Oh, you wouldn’t like them.”

    Aunt: “Why not?”

    Dad (conspirationally): “They are not One Of Us.”

    They are both in their 70s, and auntie still falls for it all the time. Then she goes home and watches Amy Goodman.

  319. Actually, the majority of whites are NOT in the upper class. The upper class is the smallest minority on the planet. Now, the majority of the upper class is white, but most white people are poor or middle class.

  320. You ignorant peon, get your political references straight. Portnoy is a WN, not a limp-wristed conservative.

    Conflating stufftheydon’tlike with conservatism; yet another thing white people like.

    The only conservatives who approach race-realism are the black ones. And Pat.

  321. Right, ’cause there are no white people in prison. Everyone knows that white people don’t lie, cheat, steal, rape, pillage, or murder! Only liberal rags run stories about white crime! I get all my news from the local 10 o’clock broadcast, where they teach you to fear non-whites! Oh, and watch out if Dave Matthews or Charlize Theron show up at your house, they’re African-Americans after all!

  322. You must not know any blacks. They don’t like laughing at themselves.

  323. on May 29, 2008 at 6:13 am SunnySideDown

    LOEFL~~~this one is sooooooooo true and funny!!!!!!

    Nowadays it’s become so trendy to get offended for the Tibetans.

    While like most people, I don’t know squat about that part of the world, neither do I give a rat’s ass about those moth3r fuck3rs who live there.

    But it feels so good to feel offended for them! LOEFL!!!

    Let’s boycott the godamn Olympics…

  324. on May 29, 2008 at 6:30 am dr know it all

    white people breaking down the racism of other white people–which is offensive, any way you cut it–is good missionary work that is dangerous for other folks. For example, when I was campaigning for Obama in Pennsylvania, the HQ sent me to a house with a black lawn jockey out front. . .apparently a “Hillary Democrat” that had accidentally gotten on our list. What the fuck?

    Not to mention it is often only around other white people that white people will say stupid racist shit, because they have been trained to be “tolerant” of other people in front of their faces. If white people don’t use their power and privilege to break things down for people every once in awhile, than what are they using their fancy educations for other than buying priuses?

  325. Nonenone, well said. I’ve tried to ignore them. But today, after reading his rants for weeks, I finally broke down and commented (“Jeff on May 29, 2008 at 4:52 am”). –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  326. I’m offended by this! 🙂

  327. The only thing more evil than the racist Obama and his ugly wife are the people who vote and campaign for him.

  328. not meaning to be racist here or anything but don’t ethnics revel in being offended more so than white people? don’t they get offended and then we apologise?

  329. Said the guy who not only did not catch the emphasis on the misspelling of the name, but also drawls when typing LOL.

  330. I’m happy Dunkin’ Donuts pulled the TV commercial with Rachael Ray and her Yasser Arafat scarf. She looks like a terrorist.

  331. Are Irish people considered northern Europeans?

  332. I am offended by the term “fly over state”

  333. So that means there are about 10 white people left? How many white people can truly claim only white ancestry? Considering the Queen of England is related by blood to Mohammed, I imagine few in the western world can.

  334. My Burmese husband told me ” My (his) friend said I’m getting fat like you (me) “.

    I am half Irish and half Malay. And yes, I need to lose more than a few pounds. Aware of it.

    Was I justified in being offended? Or is that my white side rearing its ugly head? Or am I just playing out the weight-is-a sensitive-issue-for-women cliche?

  335. Wow, I didn’t think you could say anything dumber than your previous comments!

    Apparently you are not a poker fan.

    Allow me to introduce you to Phil Ivey, who has not only made it to the final table, but won several bracelets at the WSOP!

  336. PS : I look white. Fair skin, freckles and hazel eyes. 222 pounds. Yes I am uncomfortable being overweight.( I have a tall frame and can usually get away with 70 kg .

    Definitely have never been thin, even when we were dating) But I’m offended ( there it goes again ) that he could say something so tactless.

    Oh, and when I accused him of bringing it up intentionally to ”poke me”/ irk me into weight loss he told me to go fuck myself.

    My mistake to accuse and assume.

    But being told to ” go fuck yourself ” ?

    PSS: He is a good father and provider , organised, efficient and health concious. I cannot fault him on his fulfilling his obligations.

  337. I find camel toes offensive.

  338. You want to see some gender discrimination? Walk into a room of women and ask if women are better than men. Listen for five minutes and you’ll swear that men are the scourge of the planet and should be eliminated from the gene pool!

    I’m all for equality, but I’ll be damned if I let you continually state that you’re better than me just because you have two X chromosomes!

    Sorry, but I took a class called Women and Political Philosophy in college (yeah, I’m white), and some of those feminists were totally against equality. They wanted to eliminate Y chromosomes all together!

  339. on May 29, 2008 at 7:37 am From Europe with Love

    I just think this is your best post yet.
    A perfect sum up of all the others and of this whole blog idea.



  340. its soooo ture!!! i hate how sensitive white people are always saying “this offends me …” just relax!!!!

  341. Check out

    thenewfaith.org for a parody of our white overlords.

  342. The problem with this sort of view is that is just creates yet another generality toward which people can vent their hate. Isnt’ it bad enough that we already have a million groups compartmentalizing communities and creating a them and us attitude?

    I mean, honestly what is the point here? To make fun of white people, or people in general? Or to prove that people will respond to their most base instincts and emotions? And if so, why?

    I have to hand it to you because you’ve definitely tapped into something – you’ve got yourself a successful blog and a book deal – but it’s like so many things today – shallow, pointless and does nothing to celebrate life.

    Good luck.
    Writer Chick

  343. I don’t know what you’re talking about… that scarf is worn by most middle eastern men, not just Yasser Arafat. It’s a piece of clothing. It’s not like she was wearing the Palestenian flag.

    Stereotypes like these are just a step back to understanding diversity.

  344. Now you offened me.

  345. on May 29, 2008 at 8:14 am Camel Toes '87

    He was referring to the person in question.

    You need to read before you open your know-it-all mouth.

  346. Nuke them all.

  347. on May 29, 2008 at 8:15 am Camel Toes '87

    Or Italian. You see that a lot in Jersey.

  348. I see you have taken up drinking again.

  349. you should celebrate life by killing yourself.

    I would hate to get trapped in a conversation with you at a party.

  350. Now that you brought ii up, I will say no matter what color you are fat is ugly, and it hurts the back of the horse you ride. Have another french fry, chubs.

  351. on May 29, 2008 at 8:21 am Camel Toes '87

    Oriental mom.
    She is terrible in bed.
    I’ve just offended.

  352. Does asking questions make me sound intelligent?

  353. Classy.

  354. @ Writer Chick

    This is a funny blog, not meant to analyze human behavior like the graduate school classes it ridicules. To me, what’s funny about the site, the underlying gestalt to use an academic term, is that life is random and crazy and white people often try sooo hard to make sense of it and end up looking silly in the process. The site seems to advocate just what you think it thwarts, celebrating life. Why not just sit back and let life happen instead of trying to force meaning out of it? That’s what I’ve always gotten out of this website and I hope Christian keeps writing for the rest of our natural lives because of it.

    Check out my cartoons if you feel like it: http://spinachflame.wordpress.com/

  355. You’re an idiot. What Portnoy speaks is meaningful and honest truth. Go somewhere else if you want your truth sugarcoated.

  356. on May 29, 2008 at 8:34 am Camel Toes '87

    How can anyone determine what a man 2000 years ago would do today? If anyone–and I mean ANYONE can even dare say they know what Jesus would do, they’re deluded and hopeless.

    Go ahead and teach your children tolerence and they will tolerate getting beaten up and robbed. Teach them self-defense and to trust themselves and themselves alone, and they will be far better off. Teach them as much as you can about common sense (ultimately, that comes from within) and to stay away from situations that would excercise their ability to tolerate.

    Why put all your faith in an archaic idea that has never worked?

    The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and over and over again, expecting a different outcome each time.

  357. Lighten up, Francis.

  358. yes Question, it does.

    BTW, this post sounds more like a d-bag than a white person. White people are supposed to be pussies. D-bags are the ones who love to rant.

  359. Propoganda? Really? Whatev. From the looks of my college campus last year, a LOT of young people (of every race) still believe in affirmative action. Regardless of who it helps or doesn’t help, there’s a whole new generation of educated and politically-minded people coming up who support the idea of affirmative action. Maybe it’s not going anywhere quite so fast, hmm?

    Oh, and I’m offended by your comment, or something.

  360. on May 29, 2008 at 8:42 am de Waco Kid

    I take offense to that which you have written. I attended a couple of women’s studies courses while in college and was impressed with the crude nature of the nasty jokes, the almost NC-17 rating most of our educational films would get, and the number of rather attractive lesbians in both courses. Far from feeling alienated or unwanted, I felt titillated going to class. I don’t know if I learned anything valuable about women, but I did have a good time. 😉

    On the other hand, I work with mostly women, and have for quite a few years, and, let’s just say they have a grudge against men. Each of them have their own horror story about men to tell. I have learned to nod my head and go on about my business. It keeps me off their radar–almost.

  361. They beat panty lines any day.

  362. If it was ever in doubt that this site makes fun of white liberals–It’s over.

    Interesting how so many of the posters just don’t get it that it’s making fun of THEM!

    Thank god for this site, it’s finally giving them a taste of their own medicine. If only Christian Lander was writing speeches for Obama. That would bring his campaign to a screeching halt. Unless they failed to understand him too.

  363. on May 29, 2008 at 8:50 am Camel Toes '87

    To each his own.

  364. No, sorry, I really don’t like being offended. But there are a bunch of stuff this white Brazilian woman likes here, if you read Portuguese: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com

  365. This is the part where I actually pull a fast one and get mildly offended at the term “African-American.” The majority of black people living in the United States have never even been to Afirca, and they certainly don’t hail from there. In college, I remember hearing a lot of the black internation students get very offended. “Why can’t they just say ‘black?'” they’d ask? I’m sick of being called “Afircan-American when I am neither Afircan nor American. I’m from the freaking Bahamas!” Then there are my Kenyan friends who hate the term because it’s actually very offensive to someone who grew up in Africa to have a bunch of people who’ve never even seen Afircan soil going around making up fake holidays like Kwanzaa and all that crap, spreading lies about what the culture is like in a place they have no experience with. If you don’t have relatives who moved to the US in the last 50 years or so, you’re not antyhing-American. You’re just American. Deal with the shame that induces, and move on. Most so-called “African-Americans” have been living on American soil for 200 years or more. That’s longer than my family has been in the states, and I don’t go around calling myself “German-American.” That misnomer is offensive to black people the world over, and it needs to be put to rest. End rant.

  366. yeah, see? like that.

  367. on May 29, 2008 at 8:54 am Camel Toes '87

    Well, whatever his agenda, I like listening to Elvis Costello’s music.

  368. on May 29, 2008 at 8:56 am Camel Toes '87

    Today’s youngsters are dumber than those of even my generation. They believe they are owed everything, which is why Affirmative Action looks really good to them.

  369. on May 29, 2008 at 8:57 am Camel Toes '87

    No, you’re just angry and stupid.

  370. on May 29, 2008 at 8:59 am Camel Toes '87

    Amen! Take responsibility for your own actions!

  371. The PC attitudes of the 20-somethings is why I am glad we outsource their jobs: they deserve to be poor.

    You know they are stupid because they listen to rap and hip-hop like little ghetto scumbags.

  372. So when you smell your farts, do you go straight into your hand or do you go into a wine glass?

  373. on May 29, 2008 at 9:04 am Camel Toes '87

    No, that’s the correct pronunciation. For that, I give him kudos. Everything else–he can die.

  374. Seriously… how is that kid going to get laid? Bus passes rarely = sex.

  375. on May 29, 2008 at 9:05 am Camel Toes '87

    When are they all going to realize theirs is not the “true” god?

  376. on May 29, 2008 at 9:07 am Camel Toes '87

    Your name is misspelled. You are either a male stripper or black.

  377. on May 29, 2008 at 9:08 am Camel Toes '87

    I agree with most of his stuff, but some is way out there. Still, I enjoy reading his entries.

  378. Call them all “Africans” and send them back. The cities will once again be livable.

  379. How can you possibly think men hate women. Look at how much more money they get paid in the porn business than their male counterparts.

  380. get laid with other loser-cruiser riders.

  381. If I weren’t Jamaican, then why would I be wearing this hat?


  382. Dave Matthews and Charlieze Theiron are african- american.

  383. ummm, the liberals on the coasts aren’t the ones crying over the mortgage mess buddy

  384. on May 29, 2008 at 9:55 am Camel Toes '87

    Yeah, and panty lines don’t cause yeast infections and chafing.

  385. There really is no point in trying to kid yourself into thinking that yourself or anyone else is capable of seeing everyone on an equal footing. This is what makes bleeding hearts so fun and annoying at the same time. Just because one has friends of various persuasions does not make one some kind of enlightened soul. Even people you like have qualities that you don’t like. Far easier is it to have more things you don’t like about people you don’t know. Is it right? Doesn’t matter. It’s human nature and reality.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have gay sex with a filipino man wearing an allah mask.

    Then I’ll probably have a steak.

  386. Get anger management, blurter. Clearly, you are angry that I just pulled your “bitch card”. Happens to the best of us, try to rise above it.

  387. What a stupid fucking question. Who the fuck asked you to open your whore mouth?

  388. A proper white person wouldn’t say this. The tipoff is the allah bit; that’s a total neo-con thing, and we all know neo-cons aren’t white people, proper or otherwise. They’re mostly of Asian descent.

  389. and all blacks are better basketball players.

    stop watching the news. white people don’t end up being ceo’s. they end up behind desks or working construction…give me a break.

  390. you have a small penis

  391. apparently you have never heard of “california”……fyi, it’s the big state on the west coast that is as liberal as it gets and has more foreclosures per capita this side of flint MI……. and they are all bitching about it.

  392. on May 29, 2008 at 10:23 am de Waco Kid

    Now, wait a minute. I’ve had sex with the aborted child of my slutty, lesbian daughter–the child who was also mine. Does this make me a Libertarian? I thought it made me a psycho. I’m glad I got that cleared up. I was ready to turn myself in.

  393. Actually- Islam is dominated by far by Asiatic peoples.

    More to the point I was making- you may not say it, being proper and all, but consciously or subconsiously you think it!

  394. This post is complete bullshit, along the lines of “hi I’m a blue eyed half black half japanese PhD who loves rugby and drives a Prius and…” that we see so frequently here.

  395. Camel Toes, there is much truth in your second paragraph.

    I don’t agree with your first & third. I’ve read the Bible cover-to-cover four times and I think that I have an excellent idea of what Jesus would do or advocate doing in various moral & ethical situations. Despite that my success-rate in practicing the principle of WWJD is considerably less than 100%.

    My son didn’t tolerate getting beaten up. One of the kids that assaulted him was tried & convicted as an adult for assault. He gets to go through life and apply for jobs with that on his record. That took care of him.

    The other kid Andrew took care of on the _last_ day of school. He walked up to him, identified himself and informed him that he wanted to settle accounts. (He didn’t sucker-punch him from behind like the two of them did to him). The kid agreed and Andrew proceeded to clean-his-clock, as the saying goes. (In the several months between the assault and that fight Andrew had had a major growth-spurt). It turns out that the poor, disadvantaged, historically-wronged sociopath wasn’t so tough in a one-on-one fair fight. Sometimes the good-guys win in the end.

    –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  396. I got very offended by this blog.

  397. Look at the hideous quality of the non sequitur argumentation.

    Look at it! LOOOOOOOOOOK AT IT!!!!!

    It’s revolting.

    A proper white person could live a thousand lives and not dishonor himself as much as you did in a few sentences. We’re just not biologically capable.

  398. on May 29, 2008 at 10:44 am Philosopher

    The term “Social Darwinist” actually involves a category mistake… Darwinism holds that over generations genetic mutations will lead to the survival of certain animals over others–which just is the evolutionist picture (drastically simplified of course). To make “Darwinism” work for “society” would involve the adaptation of an entire society over the course of many generations. Suggesting that stupid people should be allowed to die off if not social Darwinism, it’s just good sense. When you have a plurality of idiots making the decisions for everyone, there is a problem… but that is not my point here.
    My point is that the term “social Darwinist” connotes a wide-scale confusion about both how evolution works and what exactly it means to be an elitist.
    You may be an elitist, and that’s fine… lots of people are. But next time you are called a “social darwinist” please set the record straight… the user of this term is uttering syntactic structures that mimic meaningful discourse, but failing to actually say anything meaningful at all.
    whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must pass over in silence.

  399. non sequitur = no relation to the preceding argument. You thought I was asian did you not? My initial commentary was on human nature- the last couple of sentences I threw in to be a little un-PC. I almost your relpy was a joke which was why my response was so flip. I mean, the neo-camp is asian? WHO? Limbaugh or Hannity got a mom from Nam?

    Besides- you being offended by me explaining why people shouldn’t get so offended (or pretent to be) all the time? THATS RICH!

  400. ‘sides- google or wiki Malasia.

  401. heck- do Indonesia if you have time.

  402. on May 29, 2008 at 10:51 am Miss South Carolina

    You’re like, totally insecure.

  403. So awesome. Best one yet. “super not racist.” Fucking high art.

  404. sorry for being a total waste of space.

  405. on May 29, 2008 at 11:04 am The Broken Forum

    Ok…now I’m really offended. Seriously. PO’ed. Yeah.

  406. It’s spelled Malaysia, you idiot.

    You are giving others a point of reference? The entire internet at your disposal and you spell from your pock-ridden ,cock weathered asshole.

  407. Right on Jeff! I always enjoy your comments and usually can’t stand Portnoy’s crap. He’s soooo offensive.
    Love, Suz

  408. on May 29, 2008 at 11:27 am Miss South Carolina

    High-five DuneChild!

  409. on May 29, 2008 at 11:33 am Miss South Carolina

    Dude, do you think of anything else?

  410. actually white people get offended on behalf of other white people, but only if someone is daring to say that white liberals are not the ultimate paragons of morality and selflessness, like below:


  411. on May 29, 2008 at 11:38 am you are poor

    “You know they are stupid because they listen to rap and hip-hop”
    ….while they create programs for sites like one and all that Facebook-type-shit-you’re-using-while-you-should-be-working, and making close to six figures.

  412. Guess I’m going to have to get my Whiteness checked, not much offends me these days.

    Other than paying 50% of my income in taxes, I should say. That offends the hell out of me.

  413. bulls-eye!

  414. on May 29, 2008 at 11:46 am Miss South Carolina

    Like get a dictionary, you’re so not being ironic. You’re about as ironic as Alanis Morisette.

    I guess some people don’t have maps ….or dictionaries

  415. women give better blowjobs than men

  416. on May 29, 2008 at 11:50 am The Phantom

    I have a small penis

  417. on May 29, 2008 at 11:51 am The Phantom

    but i can put it in my mouth

  418. You kind of suck. (No offense.)

  419. on May 29, 2008 at 11:55 am Irish Peanis

    all those Phaggy Irish queens in Boston love to call themselves “irish-american’ so white people do it too.

  420. Squizan/Suz, I’m pleased to hear that you enjoy my comments. You can be the president of my fan-club; ha-ha-ha.

    Yeah, I have my flaws but the blatant racists, like Portnoy, make me groan.

    I can’t help but wonder which ones you’ve read. (Please don’t feel the need to list them). I think that my comments under topic #62, “Knowing what’s best for poor people,” were especially good, as in a valid teaching-point.

    I always use the name Jeff (there’s a Jeffrey and a jeff here) and almost always sign off with “Jeff in Houston, Texas.”

  421. It is commonly spelled both ways, idiot. Did you look it up? Color/ colour. Is that all you got? You forgot a hyphen after cock, since we are now editing one another to death.

  422. White liberals in Denver love to get offended on behalf of Native Americans over Columbus Day. They like to say the holiday is racist. Celebrating it is a fun way to piss off liberals. It’s great!

  423. I’ll raise your white offense with umbrage!

  424. on May 29, 2008 at 12:04 pm Cuntley Crisco

    White people enjoy defining what is/not offensive a little more than actually being offended.

    Unless, of course, they helped to define what they are being offended by, then the opposite is true.


  425. It isn’t *commonly* spelled both ways, retard. Malaysia is the official, most widely used,correct and current version. Spell it any other and you are only redirected to the correct version – MALAYSIA.

    Malasia sounds like some colonial brain infection you picked up from a mosquito.

    Its about as annoying as people calling Iraq ” Eye-raack ” .

  426. on May 29, 2008 at 12:13 pm Miss South Carolina

    Spoken like a true witless wonder. tee hee

  427. on May 29, 2008 at 12:16 pm Miss South Carolina

    No you’re not. Sound like you’re guy is a dick. Being a good father and provider , organised, efficient and health conscious is only gets you in the door.

  428. Big surprise there: one fat feminist telling the other her man is no good. Somebody call Ripley’s.

  429. on May 29, 2008 at 12:27 pm Miss South Carolina

    “google or wiki Malasia” since when did these sources become legit?

    Google spiders websites which are often mispelled and sometimes on purpose, and Wikis are created by regular citizens, not experts or editors.

    I can’t beeeeeelieve you wrote that.

    Like way stupid, even I know what those are.

  430. See? I told you it makes hideous arguments.

  431. on May 29, 2008 at 12:29 pm Miss South Carolina

    nope, I love dick. Just not people who are.

  432. But they are offended when you call Michael Jackson white.

  433. Yet you are reduced to arguing syntax, not substance.

  434. I pooped my pants.

  435. Reading portions of this list of comments is like watching a Seinfeld show….not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  436. see previous response. syxtax over substance. do you even know how this started? scroll up.

  437. Looks like I hooked a live one here 🙂

    Your arguments are reminiscent of Rain Man’s farts inside a telephone booth and, like Charlie Babbit, I must ask: how can you stand it? How can you stand the stench of your own putrid arguments? They’re revolting, and well beneath the dignity of a proper white person.

  438. i hate black apologists. this guy makes
    6 figs and married a white woman.

  439. He’s not man enough to admit he made a typo, instead he makes an argument so laughable that even a stupid fucking feminist like Miss SC called him on it.

    Completely lacking in masculinity, honour, and honesty, to the point it even grosses out his fellow traveler feminists: that’s our neo-con pal small-w whitey.

  440. this guy is a fucktard if he’s black. i think he’s white.

  441. same with this guy too.

  442. at least you live your truth, shit.
    this type is much better than the stealth
    libs anyday.

  443. i think she looked FABULOUS and shouldda
    been workin dat shit on da runway…
    replete wid an AK-47…church bitches.

  444. lord, you wish.
    preach on…when a white person ever
    said preach on…ninjas don’t even say
    that anymore, proving yet again you’re
    80 light years behind.

  445. like you all about to speak in tongues n

  446. except the parents will continue to buy the security
    well into their adulthood. which you couldn’t afford.
    and it sounds like you have an issue with your son
    anyway ms. camel toe. cuz a parenty helping a kid
    with a first car is quite innocuous….

  447. until you’re put in your place if you ain’t white.

  448. emilio estevez and charlie sheen shonuff look white to me.

  449. This one is dead on! White people have such huge egos and great sense of entitlement! They also love playing the victim!

    Playing the victim….maybe that could be 102 on the list?

  450. yeah fuck that shit.
    we call it black. the AA thing
    is GROTESQUELY annoying…

  451. on May 29, 2008 at 1:38 pm David Goldfarb

    I’m afraid I’m breaking up with you, Portnoy. My mom will just kvetch if she hears you talk this way.


  453. im actually talking about those fat slutty girls in kentucky and atlanta, they are terrible

  454. Why is Paki offensive, if it is part of the proper noun Pakistan? It’s not like the s-n-word.

  455. and I love your screen name!

  456. This post is gay.

  457. You haven’t hung around the right white people. There are plenty of whites who will knock your block off if you called them black. Although, these same white people think most other whites are pussies.

  458. oh i know some white dude just last night told me
    he was offended by someone else’s bigotry.
    i was like oh god you’re so oppressed by bigotry.
    it was gross and retarded.
    i wanted to cry, and then find the offending
    commentator and give em a good blow and suck em
    clean off.

  459. I’m one proud white superhero type. Anyhow my boss had the temerity to tell me to go do some work. I thought that was what we had the illegals for? In the process of working I lost my Dudley Do Right wrist watch and hurt my back of course. What is a white man to do, fucking sue the commie jew bag boss, fuck him and his illegal spics, I’ll call the ice police on all these scumbags, make me wanna fucking puke, jew bastard!

  460. No woman in world history has ever loved dick. If women actually liked penises they would have posters of penises plastered all over their condos. They would surf cock on the net, often before 10AM. Women *pretend* to like the cock only because it makes them look less like the greedy bitches that they are.

  461. I don’t get offended when someone calls Michael Jackson white: he’s clearly left his black self behind. The problem is that, while he may have been white at some point, at this point he has crossed over into a new specie entirely. He’s closer to a living, breathing ghoul than any proper human being.

  462. Wrong Portnay (or whatever your name is) it turns out that the thieves are white.

    My point is that they are completely ignorant to the evils in the world and act as if (this part you did get right) they live in a bubble and shouldn’t have to deal with evils in the world.

    My comment had nothing to do with race other than the implication the white folk made during the report, insinuating that it wasn’t a white person.

    Now they know it was, with a foot in their mouth they keep on acting like they are “above it all” and by they I don’t mean white people, I mean white liberal elitists.

    Don’t even get me started on the myth that suburban lifestyle promotes minority crime (another white liberal elitist myth)

  463. hahaha “super not racist”

  464. on May 29, 2008 at 3:13 pm Portnoy's complaint

    No doubt about it. Jewish businessmen hire illegals at their businesses, as much or more than do white traitors. To the jew however, I doubt very much they feel like traitors, since the are mostly anti-White anyway.

  465. A *real* white person would have put a comma after “anyhow”, faker. Super nice try at smearing the white man though 🙂

  466. on May 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Whites are the victims of the anti-White nationalist movement in this countrythat seeks to kill of Whitey collectively. I hardly see that Whites act like victims.

    Blacks support illegal immigration, even though it hurts them the most, solely because their hatred for Whites trumps everything, even their self-interest.

    White countries have been ruined by non-Whites, so yes Whites are victims, but most roll with it all.

  467. on May 29, 2008 at 3:20 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Hannity works for the Foxjews channel and Murdoch is a zionist married to a chink.

    Hannity sucks, he’s a false White. Limbaugh doesn’t work for jews does he? I have no idea then why he sticks with the neocons.

  468. on May 29, 2008 at 3:22 pm Portnoy's complaint

    agreed. The Neocons are mostly ashkenazi jews, aka “Khazars” who are asiatic, and not White.

    Some neocons are Semite-Jew, but most are Khazar.

    They most definitely aren’t White, since most of them are hard core anti-White racists.

  469. on May 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm jtmontclair

    Once during the 80’s I was at a party at the San Francisco home of a celebrity doctor who was a friend from high school. She and I and another woman friend from high school were talking about old times and where everyone had ended up when Matt’s name came up. The last I knew Matt was married with two kids. Well, as it was explained to me, Matt had made a personal discovery and followed up on it, to the effect that Matt was now Katie. Knowing what a goof Matt had always been, and with my tongue lubricated by several glasses of wine, I was unable to disguise my hilarity at this news. I was TOTALLY NAILED for being an insensitive lout and, needless to say, was never invited back. Being a white male, my theory is that white women are much more likely to take offense that white males.

  470. on May 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm Portnoy's complaint

    White people never asked for “diversity” and the inevitable racism that accompanies it.

    Liberals like diversity, that means the also like racism.

    Good job liberals!!! You have brought more racism and friction to the USA than have ever before existed.

    Stupid idiots.

    In a monoracial nation there is no racism, as it doesn’t ever come up. DUH!!!

    How many Japanese politicians give major speeches on “racism”?

    Get it yet liberals???

  471. Actually, AP style says it’s ‘black’ not ‘african-american’

  472. I agree totally!!! There is anti-discrimination for every white subculture out there!!! Ha. We have too much time on our hands and can’t handle the truth.

  473. on May 29, 2008 at 3:30 pm Portnoy's complaint

    It’s your polynesian side that cannot handle the Western man’s diet. Look at Samoans, they were never fat until they became Westernized. That’s your problem, your non-White genes.

  474. on May 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Mark is right. The USA is going down, not up, as evidenced by the punks that resort to drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon because it’s cheap.

  475. on May 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm Portnoy's complaint

    His music sucks!!! It is not pleasing to the ear. Are you actually serious? His voice is terrible too.

  476. on May 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Can you name anyone else? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Do us all a favor and breakdown percentage of “bracelets” won by blacks vs. the overall total.

  477. on May 29, 2008 at 3:46 pm Portnoy's complaint

    PS and “gambling” is one sphere of American life that the Negro culture gives them an advantage. Kind of like the mirror image of their SAT score excuse.

  478. on May 29, 2008 at 3:49 pm Portnoy's complaint

    another Aztec cannibal?

  479. on May 29, 2008 at 3:52 pm Portnoy's complaint


    We can use “people of color” but not “colored people”!!

    Screw it, the term Negro is the least ambiguous, it’s entirely clear, and you know it.

  480. on May 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm Portnoy's complaint

    You dumbshit. Even if Jackson’s “skin color” became White, his offspring would be Negro.

    Skin color has nothing to do with it.

    Vijay Singh is blacker than Obama, but everyone knows it’s Obama that is the negro.

  481. The question is whether to be offended by the article or some of those remarks – – –

  482. on May 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Jeff, it is guys like you who have let Houston become the hellhole it now is.

    In the 1960’s it was a great place for White children and families. No longer.

    Two blacks beat up your son. Hello? McFly?

    Are you stupid or something? Jeff: for a fool, you really are arrogant.

  483. on May 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm Portnoy's complaint

    PS Jeff: You are a flat-out failure of a father to even put your son in such a position in the first place.

    You are really stupid, aren’t you?

    Keep on believing the “Diversity” myth, even as your own son gets assaulted. Did it ever occur to your raisin-sized brain, that the 2 blacks who beat your son were “racist”?

    You make me sick, you idiot.

  484. Being in the middle class sucks no matter what race you are, as you’re part of the group that pays for all the social programs to “fix” the things the upper class feels guilty about.

  485. Actually, what he said is that most CEOs are white, not that most whites are CEOs.

  486. Delivering infants, serving in the military, and being married for a long time are not unique qualifications for political honesty or insights into human morality.

    For the record, there are no true Republicans left, if any ever actually existed. Don’t get too excited, there aren’t any true Democrats either.

  487. Yeah, and I’m going to have to pay to bail them out of their financial mess because I’m not a fucking moron. Well, I wasn’t a moron when I acted responsibly, but maybe I am one now for not anticipating the bailout.

  488. on May 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm Portnoy's complaint

    They are 100% White, of Spaniard and Irish extraction.

    If there are no “whites” because “we’re all the same human race”, then someone forgot to tell the Chosen ones to get with the program. Israelis too.

    I don’t think Michelle Obama and those that love “quotas” are willing to listen to you guys that “we’re all the same” either.

    LaRaza doens’t listen to what you say either, why should Whites?

  489. If the kid is 20 and can’t scrape up enough to buy a used Honda, he/she was way bigger problems.

  490. Wait, watermelons have colons? How did I not know this?

  491. It’s safe to call midgets whatever you like, as about all they can do is get really angry and yell in their cute little voices. Although if by chance you did get your ass kicked by an angry dwarf, it would make great Youtube.

  492. I take that comment quite literally. Just not often enough, like most other men in relationships longer than 15 years. 😉

    I personally liked Harpo best, his photo he sent to Salvador Dali after Dali sent him a barbed wire harp was brilliant: a photograph of his bandaged hand, presumably from an attempt to play said harp.

  493. I totally loved Stomp the Yard. Can we be friends?

  494. Dude this isn’t just a blog it’s social commentary! Keep going- and gun for that Pulitzer :)))

  495. on May 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Whites are far less prone to crime than the non-white races, with the exception of Asians who commit less crimes than Whites.

    See? I’m fair and always honest.

    Those are the facts. Even in a state like Minnesota (with no history of slavery or oppressing blacks) has a huge disproportionate black prison population.

    WV has “poverty” but little crime.

    Michael Vick wasn’t poor, and he didnt ‘lack oppotunities, but like so many other blacks, he STILL ends up in prison.

    The current NBA MVP is a black-on-white rapist (Kobe Bryant), and he’s not lacking in opportunity either, so save us all the “excuses”.

  496. What are you talking about? “White countries” if you mean the entire Western world, has never been better. The world en masse is suffering only from overpopulation, not from overabundance of minorities. If anything, whites in America suffer without immigration because how can they then compete with China?

    Also, I’m black and the only immigration system I support is the rational Canadian one.

  497. on May 29, 2008 at 5:18 pm Portnoy's complaint

    alright. I still have an answer for you!!

    If the Portland perps were white, and I’m taking you on your word, then it’s the fault of the Mexican scum meth dealers that are pushing that shit on our people.

    Bush won’t even enforce out borders and how much Mexican meth hits our population?

    Bush sucks, he loves mexiscum because the only ones he’s ever met were docile 58-year old women who make his bed. 😦

  498. I think it’s far easier to pigeonhole people and be prejudiced. I prefer the challenge of not being prejudiced and therefore morally, intellectually and and socially lazy.

    It takes more energy to take the time to get to know someone as an individual and disregard stereotypes you’d probably like to attach to them, to approach someone in a friendly manner even if they happen to be of a different race, it’s simply much EASIER to only interact with “your own” (unless you happen to live in Toronto, like I do, in which case this type of mentality will lead to multiple days in which you do not speak to anyone), however, I have always preferred the enriching experience of diversity and multiculturalism in my life, I prefer NOT to take the EASY route. It also enables you to EXPAND your horizons, leaving you ultimately more worldly.

    With a name like whitey, I know all of this is probably a little over your head… on second thought, best for you to stick with only the whites.

  499. “queer and black as the ace of spades”

  500. I, on the other hand, will continue to be inspired by the white people that surround me, as well as the Persians, Asians, Trinis and blacks. It’s the only way I want to live.

  501. haha… TBH some of the recent posts have been getting stale, but this was a really good one!

    I just wish some of the people in the comments would quit taking things seriously that aren’t meant to be taken seriously.

  502. on May 29, 2008 at 5:23 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Delivering infants, serving in the military, and being married for a long time are not unique qualifications for political honesty or insights into human morality.

    Oh really? Do you have a better list? That’s an impressive resume compared to most Americans.

    He knows more about health care than Obama and Hillary combined and squared.

  503. Yes, so what is your point here? They can never be white, and that matters because…

  504. on May 29, 2008 at 5:29 pm Portnoy's complaint

    jay koo, you sure know alot about Whites, and you know the term “white privilege” too?

    People who know these kinds of things are professional racists. The vast majority of people who study “Racism”, know what “Racism” is, etc., are non-Whites.

    It’s laughable that Whites are racist. Professional racists and academic race-studies professors are the real racists, and they are non-whites pushing anti-White bigotry under the disguise of scholarly study.

  505. on May 29, 2008 at 5:31 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Liberal Whites need to read about the Navajo raids and google it.

    They probably are happy that Whites were murdered, their children stolen, wives raped.

    But wait until they read the Navajo did this to the Hispanic that lived there at that same time. Maybe then they’ll wake up.

  506. also, just to vent a bit, I HATE when people have double-standards when it comes to racist jokes… you know when you’re telling some racist jokes and everyone’s laughing and having a good time, and then bam, someone goes “TOO FAR…” for some reason it’s okay to laugh at Mexicans mowing lawns but not okay to laugh at Jews in the Holocaust…? In my opinion you either laugh at all racist jokes or you don’t laugh at any. I’m adopted so I don’t think saying “you’re adopted” is funny, but I don’t think it’s wrong…

  507. I live in Toronto, AKA the most multicultural city in the world (yes, I can post links that prove this if you don’t believe me or you can just Google it yourself). It’s entirely true that the most harmonious places are those like where I live, where no one minority group has dominance (as opposed to black vs. white, Hispanic vs. black vs. white, etc.) but where there is instead a cultural mosaic. There are only like 2 or 3 places in the world that can lay claim to this type of makeup, Toronto being one of them, and Hawaii being another one. Now when was the last time you heard of a hate crime shooting or lynching in Hawaii? I mean really. When everyone around you looks different, you learn to appreciate differences and realize the triviality of racial prejudice. Just a little food-for-thought for the few racists kicking around in here…

    Also, I’m not too sure I like this post (and a few others), just the sarcastic, holier-than-thou manner in which they describe white people.

  508. on May 29, 2008 at 5:40 pm Portnoy's complaint

    If you think the Western world, the White nations, have never been better, then you obviously aren’t White.

    When Canada was White, it never suffered from racism, but today the country is riddled with it, and managing and controlling it has become the job of a huge government bureaucracy.

    You know this is true too.

    PS Go try to convince China that they can help their economy and exports by importing millions of Nigerians, Pakistanis and Mexicans.

    They’ll laugh as they should!!

  509. on May 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm Portnoy's complaint

    what are trinis?

    I can be inspired too by other cultures and ideas, but that doesn’t mean Whites have to give up their countries to do so

    Whites need to look at Japan and Tokyo. Does anyone consider these places to be devoid of culture and all that?

    Jess: you model produces friction and racism where it wouldn’t otherwise exist. You really have no frame of reference to make the comparison because you probably didn’t live in Canada before the invasion.

  510. Jeff, you sound like a pretty honest guy. And kudos to you for instilling good old-fashioned family values.

    I sit here with an odd sensation… wanting to apologize for the ridiculous behaviour of those two black boys who beat your son up because I share a common racial origin with them, but at the same time, knowing that I don’t know these boys… never met them… wouldn’t have anything to do with them or anything in common with them outside of similar melanin content, even if I had. So why should I feel so personally ashamed and responsible for what happened to your son?

    The way there are badly behaved white people who poorly represent your race, the same can be said of black people. Please don’t make it worse by sort of, twisting the knife, so to speak, and saying you think we should all leave N. America.

    For the record, I’m not asking any modern day white people to apologize for slavery, so why then should I be made to feel like a criminal for the reprehensive acts of the impoverished few?

    Yes, I wasn’t impoverished growing up. Nor was Barack Obama, nor was his wife Michelle, nor was Rissi Palmer (the black country singer). People will behave in accordance of what is expected of them and are hugely influenced when given a basic economic advantage from the beginning. If you watch this special currently airing on MSNBC.com “Multiracial in America” (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24765917/) you will see a white woman with black children who pulled them out of school and had them home-schooled because she perceived that less was being expected of them, and she wanted them to be educated to their full potential, which she knew was great. It’s probably because she is white that she was able to see the difference in treatment, in comparison to her own experience with teachers.

    Throwing money at Missy Elliott will not magically turn her into Gwyneth Paltrow at this stage in her life; conversely, Traci Bingham will not suddenly turn from a Paris Hilton-type into ghetto fabulous if hers gets taken away. It’s all in how you were reared and the opportunities you had growing up and the expectations placed on you (from your immediate neighbourhood/community, to your family, to your teachers, to the media and greater society). Just something to think about before making your own, more subtle, albeit equally prejudiced remarks.

    Have I encountered racism in my life? Yes, of course I have. Do I hate white people? No, of course not. Because anyone with an above-average IQ understands the value of the individual. And also, it’s a fact that there are things to be admired in every race, even if it’s only certain physical attributes.

    That’s all I wanted to say.

  511. I wouldn’t get offended by the term “black guy” per se, but it does depend on the context in which it was used. Black people like myself often get offended if a racial description is given where none was warranted.

    For example, “This black guy just came in and bought a car charger.” What the hell does the guy being black have to do with him buying a car charger?! Statements like this will blatantly irritate me because it a reminder of how race-conscious some people can be.

    I long for the day when I can be described merely as a “hot chick” and people leave out the adjective, “hot BLACK chick.”

  512. What invasion? What are you talking about? I was born in Toronto and throughout my entire lifespan it’s always been a very multicultural city with no one ethnic minority group taking dominance. In recent years it’s become the MOST multicultural. Miami has a lot of minorities too but it’s makeup is vastly different than Toronto’s in that it does have a dominant minority group and that group is Hispanic. That is what makes our city unique. I am a proud Canadian, but there is no denying the reality that Toronto is an island unto itself.

    I’m also very proud that I live in a city where everyone speaks English properly. I have tons of family in New York, so hopefully this didn’t offend anybody… lol

  513. on May 29, 2008 at 6:05 pm Portnoy's complaint

    DREAM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Canada never had racism until the recent invasions, but now the country is riddled with it.

    Google: toronto racism

    Just wake up already. When Toronto was White it NEVER had any these racist problems. Duh!!

    Racism can only exist in multi-cultural environments, not the reverse.

    You know as well as I do, that Toronto’s crime rate is rising in correlation with the level of multi-racialism. It’s just a fact.

  514. Hmmm… I think I will just leave you to your deluded self-satisfied “truths” and exit stage left here because:

    a) It’s useless arguing with someone who is convinced that they are right

    b) I question your sanity and mine as well at the sheer pointlessness of engaging a baffoon, and

    c) I really don’t like dealing with unpleasantness for extended periods of time. I’d much rather just go The Daily Show or something.

    Have a nice night!

  515. on May 29, 2008 at 6:10 pm Portnoy's complaint

    “Urban Alliance on Race Relations” – this bureaucracy was not needed before.

    “Racism continues to flourish throughout Canada, including in its most racially and ethnically diverse city, Toronto.” — Hmmmm, this didnt exist before.

    “More training for staff members in equity and anti-racism issues, along with greater police presence in schools, are among the recommendations in a new …blah blah blah” — Again, this didn’t exist before.

    Anyone who knows anything knows that racism in Toronto is on the rise with the level of multi-culturalism.

    I could on and on with examples…………

    “This video showcase demonstrates the efforts of Torontonians in working toward equality and the elimination of racism……” — Looks like the city is riddled with racism, and why have Whites been subjected to this? Did they vote for it?

  516. Toronto is one of the safest cities in Canada.

    Google “Canada’s Wild West” and you will see recent Canadian news articles showing that the majority of violent crime in the country occurs in the western provinces in accordance with the high drug rates there.

    Look, there’s no rationalizing with a racist. If there’s one thing I as a black person have learned in life it’s that. If you’ve convinced yourself that non-white = evil, there is no telling you the contrary, you won’t believe it anyway.

    But actually I’m opposed to affirmative action. I’m in favour of policies that promote giving advantages to the economically disadvantaged in our countries, and hopefully getting some of the drug-using, self-destructive members of our society – black, white, and other – into schools.

    Also, no abstinence-only education. Whenever a state adopts that policy teen pregnancy rates go up. HMMMM…. I wonder why. Knowledge is power. Always has been, always will be. On the other hand, ignorance like yours is poison.

  517. Toronto was never white. At least, not within the last 30 years.

    And while we’re on the topic, here is an article from 2008, it was quite popular: Mixed race marriages on the rise

    Keep in mind Canada is known for its ethinically diverse cities, but the majority of Canada is rural and white. So where do you think these marriages are happening?

  518. on May 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm Portnoy's complaint

    The invasion of non-Whites.

    What % White was Toronto when you were born and what is it today, and how about a guess for 2030?

    The trends are bad for Whites, and you celebrate this why??? Are you even White?

  519. “I have always preferred the enriching experience of diversity and multiculturalism in my life”

    That’s because you are a fat woman and like the attention that immigrant men give you when you walk the streets. Totally different bag for us men, but you knew that. You just don’t care.

    Canada has the highest immigration rate in the world because the women are fat and they like the attention they get from (primarily male) working age immigrants.

  520. Ontario, which contains Toronto, Canada’s most populous city, has the greatest number of people with post-secondary degrees in the entire world. That basically means that a minority living here is more likely to go to college than a white person wherever you’re living. So take your ignorant ass somewhere else, your own peers here have expressed a distaste for you and even shame for your presence here, and I don’t blame them.

    Just the fact that you continue to go on about the reality of a city in which you don’t live and probably have never even been just proves how much you like to talk out of your ass. You are one of those socially challenged armchairs racists that sits there watching D12 videos and reading articles and waxing philosophical about black people when I’d put my money on you not even knowing any.

    Newflash: I LIVE HERE. Not a day goes by that I don’t see Asians and blacks hanging out together, blacks and whites hanging out together, Asians and whites hanging out together, South Asians and… well, okay, they like to stick to their own. Stop talking out of your ass and get a life. Seriously. You’re pathetic.

  521. on May 29, 2008 at 6:29 pm Portnoy's complaint

    You are a coward. Calling someone names as a form of debate is really weak.

    If they aren’t truths then prove them wrong. You might want to consider your points the delusions since they really are just ideology, with no facts to back them up.

    You have been trained well, to believe the ideology, and not see the reality.

    Perhaps you should read Animal Farm.

  522. Oh, and one more thing, Einstein: you’re not going to learn all about sex from watching porn. You’re not going to learn about friends from Googling “social interaction.” Get out from behind your computer screen. Go get some fresh air. And if you want to know about Toronto, come down to the Eaton Centre and see it for yourself. Just check your smartass comments at the door.

  523. http://www.cbc.ca/toronto/features/diversity/bigpicture.html

    Article states, and I quote, “Toronto’s motty is ‘Diversity is our strength.'”

    The city’s average household income has kept rising consistently, for many years we were the wealthiest city in Canada until the oil boom in the West. But once again, does any of this concern you? No. You don’t live here, you know nothing about Toronto or even Canada, except for what you have read on Google (and for everything you post, I can post 12 articles that directly contradict it. Same thing goes for most studies. Vitamins are good for you; vitamins are bad for you. They need a new batch of news everyday to keep shut-ins like you entertained).

    The only reason you keep saying “bad for whites, bad for whites” is that you are one of those sad, entitled whites that hates to see a good job going to anyone who isn’t white. But our city’s economic prosperity is good for everyone in the GTA, including those who work here and then take their GO trains home to the suburbs.

  524. Actually, I’m thin, 22, and attractive. I am a black female in a relationship for the last year and a half with a white male who works in the IT industry. He has a degree, I’m enrolled in college part-time, working full-time for a telecommunications company during the day. You make assumptions because you are stupid. Your name gives this away.

    However, I welcome your stupidity. It gave me a wonderful opportunity to prove the lack of intelligence of the ignorant among you.

    Also, in case you didn’t notice, this is a site for liberal whites. Shouldn’t you be reading, “Stuff honkies like” or something?

  525. OK, enough “debate” for tonight. Once again, you are American and talking out of your ass, I live here and talk about what surrounds me literally everyday, I wouldn’t recommend you say anymore without actually visiting the city. But the real reason I have to go is that I have to go to bed, I have work in the morning.

    Shall I assume you have gainful employment? No. That would be short-sighted of me. You sit on the internet all day (and evidently night as well).

  526. The trends are bad for whites like YOU who literally fret over losing your race’s position of privilege and power in N. America, and think this will happen by way of strength in (non-white) numbers. Have no fear, it’s not likely to happen as long as white people own corporations and the media. You can sleep soundly tonight. Just look at S. Africa during the apartheid. It doesn’t matter how many numbers of minorities there are comparative to whites. Whites will always own the country.

  527. Basicly, you are talking about LIBERAL white people who have no experience with regressive minorites,:(Blacks and Hispanics) thus, they are defending the mythology that “all people(races) are equal”

    If these idiot white liberals have to live around regressive minorities, they tend to MOVE OUT of the neighborhood fast, if they cant take it over.

    Liberal whites are therefore, religious idealists. They need to deal with lots more blacks and latinos in PERSON, and not just in their silly LIBERAL heads.

    Thats all I want, I want LIBERALS (who are always WHITE) to DEAL WITH REGRESSIVE MINORITES.

    Then they won’t be such IDIOTS, at least most of them would wake up.

  528. The real reason I love multiculturalism is because I work with someone whose background is Vietnamese-Canadian and he’s the hardest-working most positive guy I know, two of the people I work with are Chinese-Canadian and the job wouldn’t be same without them (one of them being a gorgeous Asian female, she’s stunning!), the joker at my job is Ghanian (but looks sort of Italian), my boss is the coolest boss on the earth and his family as far as I know were born in Canada (he’s white originally from rural Canada, great guy, on his birthday this year he wore a hat saying “30 and Dirty.” Everyone should have a boss so laid-back), I work with a darker-skinned Hispanic guy (engaged to a blonde S. African) who is so smart and funny and I just love him, one of my best friends is Polish and she’s introduced me to her Polish-speaking friends and they’re good people and her mom and I bonded over Bon Jovi (corny, I know), my boyfriend was born in Romania and my life wouldn’t be the same without him, I met a girl who was basically exactly like me in college and she’s a second-generation Canadian (her mother is Jamaican), and a triplet and one of the coolest, nerdiest Lisa Loeb eyeglasses wearing gals I know, my own mother was born in Haiti and married a German-born man (yes, he’s white) who eventually became my father. Oh, by the way, his father was a Nazi who died in the war, yet more reason not to pigeonhole people. My dad is not a racist by any stretch of the imagination, though he is a Reich.

    So basically, I support multiculturalism because my life as I know it would cease to exist had it not been for the glorious melting pot that is my city.

  529. Yes, this is true. Minorites do NOT consider themselves WHITE, so why do these idiot white liberals? Why are liberals ALWAYS WHITE?

    Why doesn’t Africa import WHITE PEOPLE to help them with their screwed up nations? Oh thats right, there too busy KILLING OFF WHITE FARMERS (Zimbabwai) and destroying the FARMING INDUSTRY,(made by whites)

    South Africa is doing the SAME THING. Killing off whites who’s ancestors CREATED the country 400 years ago, before there were many blacks there.

    But these moronic white liberal nazis have no idea about racial reality, because the Jewish owned media doesnt tell them about it.

    Oh, have I lost you with the heavy dose of reality? Go google south africa crime, and pull your head out.

  530. Man, what is with the racism tonight? Look, all I can say is race relations vary from city-to-city. Where I live, interracial marriage is extremely common and race relations are pretty decent in comparison to other cities, especially in the United States. If whites move out of the city it’s only because property values here are killing us all, so to get a cheaper house with a backyard big enough for a dog they need to deal with the commute outside of city. Those without families and enough money to afford it buy condos within the city.

    It makes me really sad to see some of you speak this way. The majority of black people (and I’d be willing to bet Hispanics too) do NOT hate white people, in fact they are much more likely to embrace a white person into their family than vice-versa. And yes, they did a study to back that up (because some eggheads only care about that crap).

  531. I already know about what’s happening in S. Africa, and it’s really not much different than the injustice people have been inflicting on each other since long before I can document or record. Yes, it’s unfortunate, but their, “Foreigners, get out of my country and quit taking our jobs!” bullshit mentality is really no different than yours, so quit being such a head-up-ass know-it-all.

  532. Man, it really left me almost in a complete state of disbelief at how much of a smug bastard you are. I wouldn’t sit there and pretend to know everything about Detroit because I’ve seen, “8 Mile” and read a few articles, how can you presume to know all there is to know about Toronto?

    Answer me this one question: have you ever actually been here? Have you?

  533. Well yes, this is true, but women are more likely to take offense on other people’s behalf than men in general. Men only take offense if you insult something that affects their egos.

  534. Why would they need to do this? With 1.5 billion people in their country I’m sure they can find people there willing to work for their subpar minimum wage. Whether you like it or not, immigration is necessary in this part of the world because we simply cannot compete with developing countries’ numbers. This is why the government offers incentives to mothers to make babies, not because we need more pollution. Environmentally, more people = bad. Economically, it’s good, especially if these people are educated and Canada’s immigration “point” system ensures that they have to be or their only other hope for entry into the country is refugee status.

  535. on May 29, 2008 at 8:15 pm God Shamgod

    I love this site and look forward to new items to the list, but this one is a stretch.

  536. Actually my point was that, while none of those are bad things, they aren’t really unique in any way. Lots of OB/GYNs deliver babies, but they don’t all share his moral convictions. Lots of people have served in the military, but that doesn’t mean they’d make good statesmen. Lots of people have been married for many years, but they aren’t all nice people. The combination of having those things in one person isn’t magical.

    You like Ron Paul, so you look for reasons to validate your opinion. I don’t think they serve for anything but mental masturbation with other Ron Paul supporters.

  537. on May 29, 2008 at 9:14 pm Captain Obvious

    Like others have said before me, this list should really be titled “Stuff Liberal White People Like”. Being offended on behalf of others? That’s my heterosexual gay-activist sister’s life calling!

  538. Actually Charlize Theron shot her dad dead in self defense when she was 15. Um…I thought I would mention that just for the record. Totally unimportant. I know.

  539. Oooooh, a white hater *and* a man hater? How incredibly rare, for Toronto trash.

    Canadian women have the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases in the world, check the statistics. They’re *literally* dirty whores – avoid them at all costs!

  540. “And yes, they did a study to back that up (because some eggheads only care about that crap)”

    Heh, you’ve written several kilobytes about me, me, me, and oh did I forget to mention me? Blah, blah, blah.

    It would never occur to a woman to reference a statistic, a study, history, or an analysis, when discussing serious matters. No, the female brain only seems capable of seeing global matters in terms of themselves, and can only express their selfish thoughts via whiney, completely unbelievable made-up anecdotal self-serving stories.

  541. Actually, Black might be a more appropriate term than African American. If someone is of West Indian descent, you don’t want to suddenly peg their entire heritage in the US. I’ve heard Black people (of all sorts) make that distinction.

    (silence, cue trip to Trinidad)

  542. That post made reading this blog for an hour worth every minute of Portnoy. LOL.

  543. on May 29, 2008 at 10:39 pm rightturnfromleftlane

    Living in San Francisco, I can tell you that hating George Bush has to be #1 for the white folks around here.

  544. on May 29, 2008 at 10:48 pm rightturnfromleftlane

    Mexican jokes. Funny.

    Jewish jokes. Funny.

    Most Genocide jokes. Stupid!

    That’s all there is to it.

  545. This blog is SOOO written by a white person. (snicker, snicker)

  546. And mind you, he (or they) just got a BOOK DEAL, too. Way to go! ;-D

  547. Love this blog…it is always right on!

    Hey, check out this other blog I found….it is hilarious (trust me).

  548. on May 30, 2008 at 12:23 am Black African

    Portnoy, why do you think people of mixed race would want to be considered white?

  549. on May 30, 2008 at 12:32 am Black African

    I would, but I hardly get to meet any here!

  550. on May 30, 2008 at 12:37 am name goes here

    I liked this entry. Notes the difference between whites getting offended on other peoples behalf but not on their own.

    This one is clearly about whites(self appointed liberal superiors) not just whites(don’t tan, european/russian ancestry)

  551. I like the term, “burgled.” Reminds me of the turd-burglers of my youth.

  552. It’s no less ambiguous than “black,” but “black” lacks the historically negative connotations. And I don’t really give a shit about the phrase “colored people.”

    Your comments are just generally made of suck though, still.

  553. It’s extremely peculiar that most of you assume that I’m black, well in fact it doesn’t matter what race I am. Ok there are majority of whites in the working class, but then you also have whites controlling most of the wealth, especially 1 percent of the world’s wealth. So I guess it’s relative. Also, I Portnoy, I will agree that I am racist, in fact all of us are racist, but refuse to admit it. We are all socialized in this hegemonic culture to be sexist, homophobic, classist, misogynistic, so thanks for calling me out and your take on professionalism racism is not plausible but interesting. My intent is to enlighten the populace to see a different picture, and I don’t like to retype my shit. Feel free to reread the post, so that we can have a constructive debate. So thanks for being complacent.

  554. Meh who are you? Thanks for being critically vigilant. Best wishes and thanks for the little back up there..

  555. P.S yeah I am fixated with these negative notions because of my socialization in the U.S or the world, but I am taking the necessary effort to challenge them. To see the world beyond the viewpoint of a narcissistic, hedonistic, pessimistic individuals.

  556. Dude, I already posted two links, you are just too stupid to read them. And if you think my life story is made up, that is also because you are too stupid and micro-thinking (read: entrenched in your own little world) to see that there are people in this world with a reality very different than your own.

    Also, don’t talk about my country or my city in particular without actually going there. That is basic common sense, but given that, it’s obvious why it would escape you.

  557. Also, I made a reference to the fact that minorities in this country tend to settle in Canada’s big cities (Toronto, Vancouver). Then I posted a link to an article published in major Canadian news outlets in April of this year stating that interracial marriages between non-whites and whites are on the steady rise. If you don’t believe that the majority of Canadian minorities live in its biggest cities, please visit Wikipedia and type in, “Canada demographics.” That should give you all the information you need to know.

    Perhaps you think that having minorities in the country is a bad thing, but the majority of Canadians don’t feel that way. The average income of a male in my city is close to 60k, for women it’s over 40k, well over the national average. From all objective standards that actually matter, diversity has only strengthened us.

  558. Yes, I’m a white hater, hence all my white friends, my prescence on this site, and my white boyfriend.

    I’m a man hater, hence my belief in preserving at least some traditional gender roles.

    You really don’t have a brain do you? You literally are incapable of analytical thought?

    You know what? I’m going to leave you to your double-digit IQ some more. Why humour the mentally challenged?

  559. So I see you refuse to answer my question about whether you’ve ever actually BEEN to the city you claim to know so much about.

    Hahahaha. Point proven.

  560. Hmmm, this is interesting. Why don’t you post the statistics yourself, since you believe these are the be-all end-all of a country or city’s reality? I’ll be more than happy to read them.

  561. I once read that the difference between European whites and American whites is that Europeans define themselves by their culture, their history, their education, their lack of fatness (in particular the French), their language, their music, whereas American white people define themselves by their being white.

  562. whitey, here is the study you seek:

    Click to access umi-umd-2440.pdf

    It says, and I quote, “In a separate study
    eighty-six percent of Black respondents said that their families would welcome a White
    person into their family compared to only 55% of White respondents who said their families
    would welcome a Black person into their family (Fears & Deane, 2001).”

    Everything I say, I say because I know it to be true.

  563. Well good for you. However, I do not agree that everyone is racist. There is a Facebook group with 24,000 members (yes, I’m one of them) called “I support interracial relationships.” A study found that 1 in 4 people under the age of 25 has dated or is dating someone outside of their race. So the older generation is a lot more racist than the younger generation.

  564. This site certainly doesn’t do anything to disprove that.

  565. And just to really piss the racists here off, here is picture of George Lucas and his black CEO girlfriend:

  566. Also whitey, here is a link to something stating that house prices in the city have climbed more than 300% in recent years:


    Can I assume that you understand that this is why SOME

  567. …why SOME white people (whites still compose the biggest group in the city) move out of city to buy a house that is less expensive, or are you too stupid to make that leap as well?

    I really don’t think anyone enjoys an hour-and-a-half commute in the morning. Those whites with lots of money continue to buy houses here in the nicer areas, otherwise if you want a house as opposed to an apartment, you have to go outside of the city, like my mother did to get a nice big backyard.

  568. Now that I’ve referenced everything I’ve claimed, can we stop this stupidity, and can you assume I know what I’m talking about and am not just talking out of my ass like you and portney?

  569. OK, I didn’t see this comment before. Had I done that I would not have wasted my time discoursing with you. I would have known off the bat that you are a retard.

  570. In a country as young as ours, we really don’t have the same sense of culture as those that have existed for thousands of years.

    What we do have in terms of culture, we are supposed to feel guilty about.

    People have no sense of moderation. You don’t have to be a morally superior lib to NOT be white trash.

  571. Talk about offensive–check out this guy:

    I think he qualifies as a super-duper-try-on-purpose-to-be-offensive white person.

  572. on May 30, 2008 at 4:14 am SunnySideDown

    “If whites move out of the city it’s only because property values here are killing us all, so to get a cheaper house with a backyard big enough for a dog they need to deal with the commute outside of city. Those without families and enough money to afford it buy condos within the city.”

    Whites move out of the city because they can’t afford it.

    Blacks ARE in the city because they can afford it.

    Hence…blacks are richer than whites?

    My question is: How much water do you have in your brain?

  573. If I’m being perfectly honest, I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty about the history of America and how it came to be a superpower. However, no one wants whites to feel guilty about the culture. Why would we? I mean, it’s a great culture, non-whites embrace it as well, that’s why it’s the mainstream culture. Take The Sopranos for instance. No one wants whites to feel guilty for producing television like that. That’s some good shit.

  574. No, middle-class whites move out of the city because property values surrounding the city are cheaper. Rich whites buy superexpensive houses here. Blacks live in the poor areas of the city, and if you’d like I can send you about 50 articles stating that.

    What part of this do you not understand? Have you ever been to a city? Do you live in a trailer?

  575. And it’s not just black people in the poorer areas since black people are not the dominant minority in the city, there IS no dominant minority here. That’s what is unique about Toronto.

  576. I can go on like this all day if you’d like. Being that I stay well-informed and read the newspaper everyday and I ACTUALLY LIVE HERE, I’m pretty well-versed on topics affecting my city and poised to win every debate as long as the topic is my city. I know it’s a stretch for some white people particularly in some areas of the US where it’s just whites, or just blacks and whites or primarily Hispanic (I have family in various parts of the US so I know what I’m talking about and have seen it) to envision because they have literally never seen a city like mine. But one subway ride in downtown Toronto and you’ll get what I’m saying immediately.

  577. We’re also supposed to feel guilty about “white privilege”. In fact, any evidence of privilege equals automatic loss of street cred. Reference “8 mile”, for one.

  578. The reason I asked if you’ve ever been to a city is because this is the way it works in pretty much every city with the exception of Detroit. The rich live in-city in expensive condos or half-million dollar homes (or more), the middle class cannot afford to buy a house there and therefore buy a nice home in the suburbs and brave the commute (although suburban living has its appeal for other reasons as well), and the cities become increasingly gentrified, pushing the poor into even poorer housing situations since they can’t be displaced entirely, where are they going to go? The suburbs are still fairly expensive, just less so.

  579. Oh, I am offended

  580. on May 30, 2008 at 5:56 am SunnySideDown

    Well…my bad. I haven’t had the leisure to read all the articles you mentioned.

    But … isn’t Toronto in … Canada? Oh well…dehydration is a very serious problem, I tell you my friend.

    Take a nice little walk in any inner city in the U.S. after 10:pm you’d have all the answers. Real answers, not some f***ed up self fullfilling politically correct statistics in your precious books.

  581. Jess,

    I’m also a Toronto resident and agree with everything you said. I love how mild sociopaths like Portnoy project all their insanity onto others and assume everything is the way their delusional imagination thinks it is.

    I’m white and love it here. The combined effort of the “minorities” and whites in Toronto have made it what it is. When it was a very white town (pre-60s), it actually had a terrible rep – boring, up-tight, falling apart, no personality -not the Utopia hysterics like Portnoy would have people believe.

  582. just because you aren’t attracted to a certain race doesn’t make you a racist. are all non-bisexuals sexist? Equally, interacial couples should not be mistreated.

  583. Was that a joke? I can’t believe you would be serious. I’ll assume that you are joking because I can’t imagine someone would say that.

  584. well that would be true if we ignore the fact that the keffiyeh is often worn by Non-Arabs as a sign of support for Palestine. Which basically amounts to gang colors whether you realize it or not. Now who needs a lesson in diversity?

  585. Dear Portnoy,

    You have become tiresome.

    You think you’re “showing us white people how it really is, man” or something to that extent. The truth is, most people aren’t listening to your hysterical and dithyrambic arguments. Your theories can be shot down in seconds if anybody took them seriously.

    No, what people are really doing when they read your posts is trying to guess your mental illness. You’re too unconscious to realize that, of course. Or, you’re just so concrete that your brain can’t process how your are portraying yourself to others. And how do you come across? As a deeply troubled man who has no self-awareness.

    My guess is that you’re also on the sociopathic spectrum, in DSM terms. You have no conscious. You get an intense form of pleasure from humilation and sadism. You may have rationalized your insanity by saying that “you’re warning us of something” or “protecting your culture” but, no, those aren’t your true intentions. There is nothing noble about you. Your main intention is to obtain power from those you percieve as weak, driven by extreme psychopathology, of course. Specifically, your power is derived from the destruction and humiliation of “the other”. Daddy probably humiliated you a lot, didn’t he?

    You also feel weak inside because you are weak. You have no identity of your own so you seek power from your race. Even though you probably haven’t done anything in your life of note, you bask in the accomplishments of, what you percieve as, genetically similar individuals. Pure compensation.

    I’ll also bet that your daddy was an alcoholic or abandoned the family. Usually, white people in your situation project all of their hatred of an absentee dad to the big, bad black man. You are too weak to face your demons so you remain unconscious to the real evils in your life.

    Also, you project every thing you hate about your father and your own race onto Jews. If you really think that white Christian people are not in the top power structures of society, alongside Jews, your’e dull as well as mental. Just look up all of the elite political, economic and royal families of the west for proof.

    Please get help immediately. There still may be some hope for you.

    *for people reading this, please feel free to cut and paste this every time Portnoy opens his grotesque piehole.

  586. The term “retard” is hate speech in Canada, as defined by section 13 of the Human Rights Commission and section 319 of the Criminal Code of Canada. It incites hatred and ridicule toward an identifiable group, and a historically disadvantaged one at that. It’s also just mean.

    While you may be of the opinion that I am a bigot and a hater, I have *proof* that you are a bigot and a hater.

    Keep talking, faker, the more you struggle the more you show what a hateful little creature you are.

  587. My white friend just forwarded your website to me. Number 102 should be, “Forwarding emails and websites.”

    Maybe number 103 should be, “pictures of their children.” My boss’ sister actually showed me a picture of her two nieces the other day and said, “See! Aren’t Jewish babies cuter than other babies?!”

  588. Wow, somebody must’ve really gotten your goat for you to devote so much energy to psychoanalyzing (very un-white, by the way) a random anonymous commentor on the internet. And we know how you Asiatics love your goats! Hahaha! Hahahaha! Bwahahahhaa!

    I’m going to have to score this a 10-8 round (get a heterosexual white man to explain this term to you) for Portnoy.

  589. No, you just made 7 responses to my post; according to the rules, anything over 3 is considered evidence of mental instability. Climbing house prices is so unrelated to the topic at hand that it raises serious questions about your cognitive capabilities.

    Your suggestion that a picture of a white guy with a black chick might make someone mad is childish, made in bad faith, and underscores what everybody knows: black people, especially black women, have a massive, barely concealed hatred of white people, and think we are all racist.

    So, you are the racist, you are the mentally unstable one, and you are way angrier than anyone I have encountered on this site – pretty much what I expect from Toronto trash, as I said previously.

  590. Portnoy, what the hell are you talking about?

  591. stay off the piute juice big fella, the brain cells are fading

  592. Portnoy, just about everything you say I disagree with and now I read this and am perfect agreement with it. I’m going up the frig to see if my OJ was spiked.

  593. Portnoy, you are one name calling son of a bitch.

  594. is that how you derive your income?

  595. I’ve got it. You’re a college student on a trust fund. No job and way too much time on your hands. Get off your lazy ass and do something for the world. That is, FOR the world. Sitting in your little room playing with yourself and typing one handed is making you bitter and the rest of us ill. Do something, anything, get off you probably large fat ass, pull up your pants, go outside and at least breathe some fresh air.

  596. “I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty”

    Perfect. We’ve got a confession from a minority that brown people deliberately guilt trip white people for material gain.

    Over half of white people who immigrated to America in the 17th and 18th century were indentured servants.

    Didn’t know that, did you?

    Slaves! Over half of white people who came here over two centuries were slaves, you ignorant cunt!

    A third of the Mayflower travelers were white indentured servants!

    The very word “slave” comes from Slavs, who were so frequently raided by brown people and taken as slaves that the term slave derives from it.

    And you have the *fucking* nerve to run smack on whitey? Fuuuuuuuuuck you. We will break you. We will defeat you.

  597. the above message is to Portnoy

  598. They are all cute when they are little, like puppies. But yes, some of them may be cuter. Perhaps this explains why some are taken care of by their parents until they can fend for themselves.

  599. Portney, you are doing better, you actually asked someone for a fact. That’s usually not your style. Now that you asked for a fact, does that mean you are going to start using them?

  600. This “Jess” is like a naive child.

    Almost all blacks hate white people. Get over it, sunshine.

  601. No you didn’t, what’s in your pants is you. That miserable, black piece of shit is you. It may look like poop, but it is you. Have a good day shit head.

  602. Good go, Jess. Portnoy might be that guy who is always pooping his pants.

  603. Tom, right on. Your description also fits Hitler.

  604. Godwin!

  605. You just made me realize what I think I have always known…I was adopted by a white person

  606. Whitey,

    You’re too stupid to even argue with. At least part of Portnoy’s brain is functioning.

  607. What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?

  608. a pizza doesn’t scream when you stick it in the oven.

    funny- but also makes you think.

  609. Since pizza and jew were used in the singular form, there is no reference to genocide here.

    Therefore, laugh. Then think.

  610. My theory is that it’s when a group is referred to in the singular, eg “The Jew only cares about money” or “The White man is the devil”, that the shit is about to hit the fan, in a genocidal manner.

    Hearing people say white people this or white people that doesn’t trigger my spidey senses, but hearing talk of “the white man” does.

  611. Shorter Tom: “Ca-ca poo-poo!”

    LOL. Pwned.

  612. Jay Koo. Your funny. Please do a real easy search of worlds richest people. Yes there are white folks on the list. In fact, top 2 outa 3 are from the good ‘ol White USA. Soon enough the so called White people will be a minority in this country. Already are in the world. So before you start tryin to enlighten, the populace with your views that are not researched, it’s frighten. Please just make sure your points of facts really are. Then you really wouldn’t have to retype your shit.
    For the record, mom was Mexican, dad German. Look white, drink like a spic.

  613. All very true, but I also hate hearing, “well how do you know, you are white?!!” White people struggle with racism too….like when we go out to clubs and want to dance!

  614. White people love being offended for other cultures because white people fear being seen as racist.

    A white person’s nightmare is to be around another white person being offensive because it make them look bad, or saying something they thought was innocent which is seen by another race as racist.

    Also, the majority of white people are not rich. Yes, most rich in america are white, but so are most poor. More white people are on welfare in this country than any other race.

  615. “More white people are on welfare in this country than any other race.”

    What happened? Where did they go? Did they go back? OMG! They really went back?

  616. That’s some good shit you are on.

    What is it?

  617. Very memorable

    Thank you May Friend

  618. LOL! You kill me. White people can dance too. Just look at the blonde chick in Girlicious. That girl’s got rhythm.

  619. Portnoy, my sons, ages 19 & 21, would tell you that I was/am a great father to have. They want & have nothing to do with their bipolar whack-job mother.

    Re. “…put your son in such a position…”: if I could’ve afforded private schools I would have. I lived in the best part of town that I could afford to (which wasn’t the very best part of town). As described above the two bullies were dealt with decisively.

    I don’t believe the diversity myth at all. Honestly, I don’t like diversity. Human nature is that we want to live with, work with and be surrounded by people who are as much like we are as possible, racially, ethnically, culturally, linquistically, religously, politically, education-level, etc. Societies that are homogenous tend to be harmonious.

    When a white person chants “diversity” they’re either being PC (lieing) or they live in some sort of ivory tower (gated community) and if forced to actually get out and mingle with “the diverse” would quickly change their minds. When a non-white person chants “diversity” they really mean affirmative-action or “let my relatives come over too.”

    Prior to going into the army in ’76 at the tender age of 17 I had scarcely encountered a minority (or a “dirty white”). Talk about “The Hills Have Eyes!!!” I’m talking effing _mutants_–black, white and brown! Folks, listen to me: if you think that diversity is a good thing it’s because you haven’t gotten out and actually experienced diversity. “Be afraid, be very afraid.”

    But all the different groups are here, none of them are leaving and except for a few kooks like yourself, Portnoy, and the “Reverand” Wright most of us manage to get along. Rodney King, of all people, may have said it best when he said “can’t we all just get along?”

    I’m not happy with our immigration policy. I don’t have a shred of evidence to support the following, it’s just a gut-feeling: the population of the U.S. should’ve topped-out at around 250-million. After that immigration should’ve been limited to the following five categories (in no particular order):

    1. When a U.S. citizen legally adopts a foreign child.
    Should be legally & financially responsible for them
    until age 21 or for five years after they come to the
    U.S., whichever comes first.

    2. When a U.S. citizen marries a non-citizen. (I’ve got
    a thing for latin women, myself).

    3. When a non-citizen has a significant amount of
    capital to invest. Could be on some kind of sliding-
    scale, for example, 2-million dollars for a minimum of
    three years to 1-million dollars for six years.

    4. Certain skills that we have a shortage of. I’m
    thinking Nobel-prize winning researchers, iranian or
    pakistani nuclear scientists who want to defect, that
    sort of thing.

    5. When a non-citizen provides a valuable service for
    the U.S.: tips us off to a terrorist plot, the
    interpreters in Iraq & Afghanistan.

    Food for thought. –Jeff in Houston, Texas

    P.S. Portnoy, did you take your meds?

  620. on May 30, 2008 at 11:31 am maniacal engineer

    and the response was “you’re a very silly man and I’m not going to talk to you anymore”

    good memeory

  621. A woman’s place is in the kitchen. End of story.

  622. Actually, I’m not 100% disagreeing with you there. I have family living in N. Carolina, Brooklyn, and in Miami. The American branch of my family is very different than the Canadian branch. It’s much more segregated. My family is an Oreo (mixed equal parts with white and black) and when my aunt moved here from Haiti the first thing she did is start her own business. My family in the States is much more segregated. This is what I’ve been talking about this whole time. I don’t think it’s a good thing to have two huge groups of races pitted against one another, like a huge black population and a huge white population and they basically stick to themselves. I think my city is the best situation, where the largest ethnic group is white and there is no dominant minority, rather, the minority community as a whole is multicultural. This is how to foster the most unity while maintaining the white culture that seems to be the bedrock of a prosperous city.

  623. Dunno mate, taking up an opportunity to mention Derrida is social death down my way (my way being an Analytic Philosophy department) – and rightly so.

  624. That’s not true. Look at this: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/16/white.valedictorian/index.html

    White guy who is smart, handsome and charismatic attends all black college, they vote him valedictorian.

    Justin Timberlake releases debut single “Like I Love You” featuring Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes and rap duo Clipse, gets regular rotation on BET.

    Go ask any black person how they feel about Bill Clinton and they will tell you he is God.

    Black people don’t hate white people. They love white people who prove themselves not to be racist. I say this as a black person with black American relatives.

  625. Plus, he uses terms like “mulatto” and “negro”. Who even uses those words anymore?

    Portnoy, you talk like my grandpa. What are you, a Confederate Army veteran? The South lost 147 years ago, my good man. It may be time to move on with the whole “white power” thing.

    Just had to pile on. And wait, I’m sure somebody’s pointed this out, but wasn’t Portnoy Jewish? And a compulsive masturbator? Hardly seems the right ethnicity for the screen name of a racist… But I guess you got the compulsive masturbator thing right.

    I mean, you sure post _here_ a lot, anyway.

  626. My dad has the last name Reich, meaning that yes, he was born in Germany, and my family, poor blacks from Brooklyn, welcomed him with open arms into the family. As long as you show that you have nothing against them, why should they have anything against you?

    That mentality, of “they” hate me, “they” are not like me is pure and simple bigotry, it’s not based on reality.

  627. on May 30, 2008 at 11:50 am karen podesta

    you are a complete ass hole fuck you

  628. I love you, portnoy. Seriously, you’re like Andy Kaufmann in reverse.

  629. I never said, “To piss the white people” in off, I said, “To piss the racists in here,” off meaning what, maybe 3 of you? On a website with 28 million views? I don’t hate white people, though as a white racist, of course you’re going to be convinced that I do. What I said would anger you for these reasons: a successful and well-known white person engaged in a relationship with a black person, which white racists openly deride, the black person in question has millions of dollars, which white racists openly deride, and you literally have no brain, and enjoy talking out of your ass. You just keep talking about things places and cultures you know nothing about. If you knew anything you would know there is a huge online movement with no less than 30 blogs created by black women dedicated to the cause of interracial dating (and specifically, their desire to participate in relationships with white men), and this is causing a huge rift in the black community. It’s been a festering thing for a while now but blew up with the release of the theatrical film “Something New.” How do I expect you to know this, when you’re not black? I DON’T, but you keep talking out of your ass about things that have no relevance to you so I thought I should point it out.

    I am the consummate anti-racist, which perhaps explains my frequent participation in this particular post. You could go on for 130 posts about how much you hate non-white people (which you pretty much have), and I would take it to mean that you are an idiot, who just so happens to be white. I would never draw the ridiculous conclusion that you are an idiot BECAUSE you are white. I know better than that.

    But nice try.

  630. You’ve made your conclusion about me based only on the fact that I live in a city you admit never having been to, and the fact that I am black, I have made my conclusions about you based on the fact that you are a douche and there is only one person here who doesn’t think so (aside from you of course), so why don’t we leave it at that? You can continue to ramble if you like but I won’t respond to you anymore. I’ve already wasted valuable youth talking to an idiot for far too long.

  631. And before you say you never admitted it, you did by way of refusing to answer the question that was asked of you repeatedly: have you ever been to Toronto? Of course you haven’t. You only talk about shit you know nothing about. Not about anything of substance or value or subjective experience.

  632. Jess, thank you for your response. I am indeed honest-to-a-fault. Throughout my life it has been both an asset and a liability depending on the circumstances.

    You certainly have no need to apologize for or feel guilty about the actions of others. But I understand what you mean. The Portnoys of this world embarrass me. I freely admit that I have some prejudices which I’ve been careful to not reveal to my sons. Any prejudices that I still have at age 49 are probably here to stay.

    I didn’t say that I thought that certain groups should leave America. I said that I wished that certain groups weren’t here. (Do a lot of american-indians wish that every other group would leave? I don’t know). Frankly, the 5-or-6-million muslims in America make me nervous, however irrational that may be, but I know that the overwhelming majority of them want the same things that you and I do: peace, prosperity and to provide a good life for our children. (Bad news: social security & medicare are going to bankrupt us).

    Re. “…reprehensible acts of the ***impoverished*** few.” My mother and her nine siblings grew up in ***REAL*** poverty in depression-era east Texas. None of them became criminals. Poverty doesn’t cause or force people to commit crimes. If it did then why aren’t _all_ poor people criminals?

    My worthless father deserted my mother & I when I was ten. She wasn’t in a position to do anything for me. I put myself through college by first spending three years in the army and earning the G.I. Bill education benefits (and saved some money); was in the army reserve while in college; worked jobs during summer- & Christmas-break; received no grants or scholarships; did without a car until my last year of college; took out no student-loans and when I graduated I had zero-debt of any kind whatsoever.

    There are 21 words that my sons have heard so many times that I just _know_ they’re going to have them put on my tombstone: “Each and every day we are presented with choices; we make our choices and then we have to live with them.” As Lawrence Fishburne said in the second _Matrix_ movie “It begins with choice.”

    Anyone who claims that they commited a crime because they were/are poor–“boo-hoo”– needs to be bitch-slapped and sent to prison. Worthless pieces of ***shit***.

    –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  633. Dear Portnoy,

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

    My sides, they hurt. Poor fellow, your life is full of sorrow and woe, isn’t it?

    Stuff *angry* white people like: sad and twisted logic.

  634. Actually, “black” is much more politically correct than “african-american” for the simple reason that”african-american” insinuates that the black person that you are speaking about is of African descent!

    Well what about all those jamaican-americans, and haitian-americans! You just can’t lump them all together as “african-american”!

  635. on May 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm Mars vs Hollywood

    I love when people in the media refer to a black person who is actually from outside the US as “African-American”, because they’re so afraid to say “black”.

  636. Clander has his groove back…….the last couple posts have been great

  637. Bitch, please. Let me quote your own words to you:

    ““I think a lot of minorities and underprivileged people in the country DO want whites to feel guilty””

    You, a minority, are in mid-guilt trip as we speak.

    It’s not so much that I think you are dishonest, it’s that you’ve plainly admitted it yourself.

    You repeatedly accuse white people of being racist without any reason or cause. Why? Because you have material motive to do so. By perpetuating the myth whitey is racist you get “employment equity”, a massive financial incentive to call your fellow citizens racist. A clever short term strategy; long term, not so much.

    Pretending for a moment you are sane, I have a great deal of empathy for black women in Canada with respect to dating. I see an awful lot of single black women in Canada, too many to be statistically plausible, and I’d say over half of the girlfriends of black guys are white, or Asian.

    In America there is at least some taboo or pressure on successful black men to “keep it in the family” and marry black women. That doesn’t exist in Canada, to the great detriment of black women. This is an explosive situation.

    Look, black women give me a stiff a boner as any race, honestly, but the more pertinent matter is that they – you – have a barely concealed hatred for white males; can you blame us for being apprehensive about dating black women? We just know you’re waiting for the precise moment to fuck us over with maximum damage.

    When GG Michaelle Jean unveiled a memorial to an early Canadian slave girl recently she described the moment as “revenge”. She actually used the word “revenge” to describe the fact that a black woman was now the head of state in Canada. You can’t blame us for having a problem with that.

    “”I think today is sweet revenge,” Canada’s first black Governor General told the Montreal Gazette after laying a bouquet of Easter lilies beneath a plaque in Marie-Josephe Angelique’s memory. ”

    “I can’t help but think this woman, in the prime of her life, would have had a completely different fate if she had been of a different race or if she’d been free,” Jean said. “She was treated that way because she was black.

    News flash, Madame GG: there were plenty of white slaves in Canada, and the USA, and Africa and Asia.


  638. This is the whitest comment thread I have ever read.

  639. on May 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm Hello Nneka

    @ Camel Toe,

    I do. Despite our sordid history, I have mucho respect and gratitude to AAs. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be here and white people would an ever more grandiose view on their superiority.

  640. PS if you can forward a link to one of these 30 blogs where black chicks are discussing dating whitey I’d appreciate it. Straight talk is rare and they might benefit from hearing what I just said; in any case the subject interests me.

  641. on May 30, 2008 at 2:27 pm Pascal's A Solid Wager

    When you were writing up this respectably thoughtful but depressingly melodramatic rebuttal to an innocuous humor blog, did you stop and guess how many people would make it all the way through your militant ramblings? I did, about halfway through, and that guesstimation was zero, including me.

  642. on May 30, 2008 at 2:31 pm Mark Blowen

    I was very offended this morning, on my drive in to work. I live in an all-white community, and I drive into a city and see this greasy wet back spic. I spun around and threw a bud can off his fucking head. Once in the country at the very least use some fucking soap and hot water. I’m Mark Blowen fantastic new superhero of the current economic slump. I say defend the U.S.A. keep the spic cockroach motherfuckers out! To all you jew douchebags lick my balls.

  643. on May 30, 2008 at 2:36 pm Mark Blowen

    They say I can dance and of course they’re were right. I also can finger roll!

  644. Dude, give it up, I already busted you once for being a fake white person; white people simply don’t talk like you do and you’d hardly be the first non-white to pretend to be a white racist on the internet in order to smear whitey.

  645. on May 30, 2008 at 3:55 pm Calmudphunkie

    You’ve obviously never looked at a map of California. it’s this insanely large state, with lots of regions. There’s a place called Stockton- it is full of conservatives and middle class people who moved there due to this thing called gentrification- they all lost their home.
    It’s also meth capital of the world too.

  646. on May 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm Calmudphunkie

    yeah, that, and also sticking his head up his rectum again. Stop it, it’s a foul way to go through life.
    Oh yeah, loser.

  647. on May 30, 2008 at 4:02 pm Calmudphunkie

    Portnoy, for years, we in science have thought human beings to be superior in intelligence, however, everyday, I’m forced to realize, this is grossly untrue. You’re pretty dense and if it wasn’t so pathetic, it’ll almost be funny.

  648. on May 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm Calmudphunkie

    I’m not white but it bothers me when people spell incorrectly… typos are usually okay.

  649. on May 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm Calmudphunkie

    Why exactly would we want to be? Are you implying that there’s something wrong with being non-white?

  650. OK, so in one rambling insanity-filled post, you have personally blamed me for all racial tension existing in America and any and all guilt whites feel for anything race-realted. Um, sure. You have made the conclusion that I hate white males because I pointed out, quite accurately, that you and a few other posters here are racist, as you proudly, vocally and frequently declared as much. Nevermind the fact that my father and the majority of my romantic partners have been white males and I intend on marrying my current partner who is a white male. And by the way, Michaelle Jean is a source of pride for all Canadians, she’s poised, smart and beautiful, and is also married to a white male, which I’m sure you conveniently excluded from your research. Her statement is completely right – in another era, a woman just like herself would have been treated very poorly because she was black. She has stated on many occasions that she feels very fortunate to have been given the opportunities that she has. Before you talk shit about our GG keep in mind that Canadians of all colours love her and it’s basically like telling the English Princess Diana was a slut.

    I would say more but from here on out I will live by the following code: http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG

    You, my friend, are a troll. Find someone new to provoke.

  651. on May 30, 2008 at 4:31 pm Calmudphunkie

    Well, you obviously haven’t heard of tofu and porn vegetarianism…

  652. on May 30, 2008 at 4:43 pm Calmudphunkie

    Actually the term, Negro used to be an acceptable category denoting dark-skinned peoples native Sub-Saharan Africa, much like the terms “Caucasian” and Mongoloid, and of course, these names were given by white explorers at the time… who pretty much fucked it up for everyone else after years of exploitation based on race-driven theories about these groups. Of course all of the above names are now derogatory, except for the term Caucasian (I don’t think anyone really cares, after all you guys gave yourselves that name). So, if you’re really cross about not being able to socially use those awesome-sounding words “Negro”, Oriental, Mongoloid, blame it on your ancestors… they took all the fun out of good-spirited name-calling. It doesn’t sound like that’s a problem for you though being that you know nothing about social grace. I bet you masturbate multiple times a day… actually, maybe not, I hear your “lord” says it’s a sin for which you will burn in the hot fire place. Sucks for you bud…

  653. on May 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm Calmudphunkie


  654. Omg, haha. This actually happened to me. Not to this extent, but I heard someone say something about China, and I said, “No, that’s Japan.” (I forget what the comment was). She said, “Whatever, same difference. They’re the same thing.”, which annoyed me immensely because of her grammar mistake, because I’m white (haha), and I freaked out and gave her a lecture.

    I am apparently a complete stereotype because I fit everyone of these on this site. Not really the descriptions, just the list, but still.

    It’s humorous.

  655. on May 30, 2008 at 4:50 pm Calmudphunkie

    Funny that this is a racial thing. I bet black people in Africa and elsewhere worldwide, exhibit such behaviors also, being that it must be an innate thing.
    Oh dear, you guys make my head hurt, what whole/ rock and in what part of the country did you crawl out from? I’m amazed by how the ignorance… wow.

  656. on May 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm Calmudphunkie

    English must not be your first language…

  657. on May 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm Calmudphunkie

    Darn, portnoy’s still alive. *Must wish harder*.

  658. on May 30, 2008 at 5:02 pm Calmudphunkie

    *note to self*, Jews aren’t whites. Who knew…

  659. OK, it’s official: you are a hater completely incapable of rational thought. You just hate, that’s all you do. My work here – exposing black people as the most racist people ever – is done.

  660. I’m half-white, and I think what you say is mostly true, but it’s sometimes a different story when it’s white people talking about Muslims. Some “white people” (i.e., educated and liberal white people), who would get VERY offended if someone belittled blacks, Jews, women or gays, easily let lies and snide remarks about Islam or Muslims pass.

    I was once watching a TV show that was saying the most ridiculous things about Islam, and a group of “white people” classmates were watching it with me. I tried to say that the show was misrepresenting Muslims, and they told me to stop watching if I didn’t like it. I guess Islamophobia is still not as offensive in some “white people” circles as interrupting a taped TV show. 😉

    Fortunately, I’ve also met many “white people” who are very open-minded towards Muslims.

  661. on May 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm Hugh Manrace

    politically correct people are offended that everyone
    does not agree with their politically correct opinions.
    That is why they deem white people as inherently racist,
    and non-white conservatives such as Clarence Thomas, Condoleeza Rice and Thomas Sowell as “Uncle Tom’s”. They seem to think that all blacks think alike- not realizing that this, in itself, is racist.

  662. on May 30, 2008 at 8:03 pm Calmudphunkie


  663. on May 30, 2008 at 8:13 pm Calmudphunkie

    I do stare (I try not to be too obvious, I hate when people stare at me… and they usually do, I’m pretty hot and all…) but not because I’m a dope or anything, well, maybe… anyway, I’m a medical student and usually curious and when I stare, I typically come up with differential diagnoses in my head… I could be a dork like that. Often, when I get caught staring, I smile sweetly, but I’m rarely in a position to ask what’s wrong or talk to the parent.

  664. on May 30, 2008 at 8:14 pm Calmudphunkie

    PS: that wasn’t a wink, only losers wink. It was an end to my parentheses.

  665. on May 30, 2008 at 8:17 pm Calmudphunkie

    Your caps are on…

  666. on May 30, 2008 at 8:35 pm Calmudphunkie

    Good one… although from your name, you’re probably a “dyke” and a super old one too.

  667. on May 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm Calmudphunkie

    No, it’s not just you. Although, “intelligent conservatives”? Come on now, that’s like an oxymoron.

  668. on May 30, 2008 at 8:39 pm Calmudphunkie

    True, and I would know this…

  669. on May 30, 2008 at 8:40 pm Calmudphunkie

    Of course you do…

  670. on May 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm Calmudphunkie

    Sounds to me like your mom was a whore… don’t take it out on the world.

  671. on May 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm Calmudphunkie

    It’s commonly spelled that way? Where? dumbass!

  672. on May 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm Calmudphunkie

    Lol. I really wouldn’t respond to this vapidity if I were you. It’s pretty much a rewording of all his other posts.
    I summarize:
    White people are the greatest people on earth, the most discriminated against, the smartest, the most illustrious, Asians are chinks, blacks hate that they aren’t white, Ashkenazis have facial deformities, Mexicans are illegal. Yep, that about sums it up. We have since moved on while this supremacist fucktard continues to beg to be heard.

  673. on May 30, 2008 at 9:24 pm sirhoneytoast

    Immediately after reading this, I spent two hours reading the linked Wikipedia article on Derrida so I would never be a victim of that kind of social death. Thanks, clander!

  674. on May 30, 2008 at 9:27 pm Um, ding-dong...

    Jamaican-blacks are descendants of “African” slaves the same as those in the US.

  675. on May 30, 2008 at 9:28 pm Calmudphunkie

    Yeah, you wish that were true. I tutored a lot of whites in Georgia in English composition. You should’ve seen the atrocities they committed with apostrophes, the word “literally” in non-literal contexts and non-words like “fixing-to” and other such nonsense. Then they yell at the Chinese delivery kid, “speak American or go back to your fucking third world country”. Oh, don’t tell me these are the wrong kinds of white people, they’re all over the fucking place, there’s no getting away from them. I moved back to California and they come out of the woodwork (usually when I’m alone and don’t have a lot of white, liberal supporters) and want to talk to me about affirmative action and other crap… like I’m supposed to feel bad.

  676. on May 30, 2008 at 9:29 pm Um, ding-dong...


    The best one of those jokes is:

    q: Why did Hitler commit suicide?

    Hey got the gas bill!!

  677. on May 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I feel no reason to attack you, “Tom”. You spent an entire rant attacking me, but didn’t address or disprove one item that I’ve stated.

    You are a coward.

    I can back up everything I say with fact and footnote.

    Plus, I have truth and righteousness on my side, that is why all you can do is call me “names”. Why don’t you stick to the subject matter of the thread as I do?

    Oh well. Good luck in life.

  678. on May 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm Calmudphunkie

    Woo hoo! I’m a regressive minority?! Sweet!
    Conservatives are generally very bright people.

  679. on May 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm Calmudphunkie

    Not just white folks, pretty much everyone. (I’m a native San Franciscan) But seriously, what’s not to hate?

  680. on May 30, 2008 at 9:36 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Street cred? I told you before, when I see black street punks on the sidewalk they rarely even make eye contact with Whites (at least the ones that have their shit together).

  681. on May 30, 2008 at 9:37 pm Calmudphunkie

    I’m still curious, what exactly is “white culture”? I’m not being a smartass, I promise.

  682. on May 30, 2008 at 9:39 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I agree. Whites should hate GWB for dragging us into a costly war for israel’s security and leaving our borders wide open.

    The problem with the false Whites of San Francisco is they hate GWB and yet think he’s “Hitler”.

    But would Hitler support an amnesty for illegals? leave the borders wide open? fight a war for Neocon jews?

    When you think about it, the San Fran Whites really ought to applaud Bush for furthering their agenda.

  683. on May 30, 2008 at 9:42 pm Portnoy's complaint

    The valedictorian at an “ALL BLACK” college was White?


    Oh my, too much!!!!!!!!!

  684. on May 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Toronto, and Canada too, has government bureaucracies to deal with “racism”. Do deny this?

    There was no “racism” when Canada was White, now it is riddled with it and there is probably a newspaper story about some aspect of it every day. Why do you deny this?

    Whites never asked or voted to be forced to live with racism.

    Racism can only exist, by definition, in a multi-racial environment.

    Why is this so difficult?

    Read about the new “afro-carribbean” school in Toronto. Sounds like yet another racial issue in Toronto. It never ends.

  685. on May 30, 2008 at 9:54 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Justt another personal attack with no substance or fact behind it.

    Toronto had a terrible rap when it was White? LOL!!!!!!! Says who, a bunch on non-whites idiots?

    Sure, and the USA had a terrible rap when it was White too post WW2, and now look at our reputation!! We’ve gone from being the (White) envy of the civilized world to a multi-cult “Fading superpower”.

    Gee, it couldn’t have anything to do with the tens of millions of non-Whites?

    I assure you Canada’s reputation will fall the more multi-racial and dysfuntional it inevitably gets.

    Tell the Chinese that importing a multi-racial stew will be good for them, see what they tell you. You are an idiot, you must not work in business.

  686. on May 30, 2008 at 9:59 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Look at South Africa today. Any questions as to what happens when Whites are overthrown?

    The South Africans are worse off and now they have literally nobody to fix it.

    Why would any sane White person want this to happen to Canada or the USA?

    One can already clearly see the effects of the non-White population in the USA and our fading status.

    Any White person who doesn’t worry about this is probably one of those too stupid to reproduce anyway, which is most of the loser White liberals.

  687. on May 30, 2008 at 10:05 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Big deal. Communists had “mottos” like that too, and they eventually imploded. USSR is now 15 ethno-states divided on race. Yugoslavia? We all know the story.

    To prove that diversity is a strength, you have to prove that the increases in income wouldn’t exist without it, and you CANNOT and never could prove that, ever.

    They would probably be even higher, as importing in low IQ and impoverished people brings DOWN the incomes per capita.

  688. on May 30, 2008 at 10:08 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I’d like to know what is “way out there”?

    It’s all fact. When truth and righteousness are on one’s side, dealing with anti-White racists and bigots is easy.

  689. on May 30, 2008 at 10:14 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Yeah, he’s just like all the fake hate-crime types aka people who commit “hoax crimes”.

    There have been tons of stories about coeds who were busted painting swastikas, etc. on their own doors and then report it.

    here’s just one:

    WASHINGTON — Officials at George Washington University say a student who complained of swastikas being drawn on a dorm room door has admitted responsibility for them.

    University spokeswoman Tracy Schario says campus police found out what happened at Mitchell Hall by using a hidden camera. The student admitted responsibility today.


  690. Actaully, her mom killed her father in self-defense

  691. on May 30, 2008 at 10:20 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Nice hate rant.

    Maybe “someday” Toronto will finally eliminate all the racism reported daily in the news. Maybe it won’t?

    You are a denier.

    There are racist-related stories DAILY in the Toronto press, all tied to the level of multi-racialism the anti-white communist types have pushed on the city. They will never get it “right”, that pie-in-the-sky nonsense.

    Married people with children, the MAJORITY of the population in Toronto self-segregate.

    Your pathetic LITTLE world is not the world at large, and maybe someday you’ll grow up. When you do, and choose schools and housing for a family, you will self-segregate based on race and ethnicity just like everyone else does including the clannish non-whites.

    You suck totally, you just have no facts to back up anything you say.

  692. on May 30, 2008 at 10:23 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Why would I want to visit a tourist “shopping mall” to get a feel for reality of a city?

    You are flat nuts. Grow up.

  693. on May 30, 2008 at 10:27 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Why is an anti-White racist bigot like “Jess” even on a White blog?

    If you don’t think race exists then how do you account for the name of this website?

    Name one country in the history of the world where multi-racialism works in the long run? Where has it been managed right? Provide an example, if you can.

    You are the most brainwashed non-critical thinking person I have ever met.

  694. on May 30, 2008 at 10:29 pm Portnoy's complaint

    You are soooooooo stupid.

    Mixed race marriages destroys the very diversity that you are claiming to celebrate.

    What do you really stand for?

    I know: Hating Whites.

  695. on May 30, 2008 at 10:34 pm Portnoy's complaint

    “Civil Rights” and “human rights” for that matter do not cover sexual practices.

    What a joke. There are serious human rights issues in this world, yet we are all supposed to provide special treatment for people who have intercourse with their own sex?

    Gay “rights” is a joke, and it’s pathetic intellectually.

    Go boof your boyfriend behind closed doors, who is stopping you?

  696. on May 30, 2008 at 10:38 pm Portnoy's complaint

    So that’s your problem, you are mixed-race. That explains your hate for those that are proud of their ancestry and like it that way.

    It was selfish of your parents to put you in the position they have. It is also selfish of your parents to turn you loose on society to push your hate of the mainstream, solely because you aren’t from that background.

    I get it now.

    You want everyone to think like you do.

  697. on May 30, 2008 at 10:42 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Ask the people of Chicago what they think of “Race”. It’s a never ending issue with Farrakhan, Jesse, Obama, Rev. Wright, Pfleger, huge Mexican May Day rallies, Zionists pushing their causes too, etc.

    Only an idiot that sits around a divebar thinks all this multi-racialism is good.

    There are so many hateful people of color out there, pushing for their race, etc. that it’s amazing they don’t seem to think like “Jess”.

    So many non-White racists and activists out there, but Jess will deny they exist. They devote their lives to their “race”.

    Oh, what losers they are, right?

  698. on May 30, 2008 at 10:45 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Exactly. Whites are the LEAST racist and racially aware people that exist on this continent.

    The list of Black racists, here and in Africa, is endless.

  699. on May 30, 2008 at 10:45 pm Portnoy's complaint

    I used to work for Trizec and I have been to Toronto 4-5 times.

  700. You know, this blog just hasn’t been as fun since these goddamn Stormfront nazis have been invading the comment board.

  701. on May 31, 2008 at 3:50 am Sista Bitch

    Go smoke some more dope, and get your ass fucked in a glory hole white boy fago, that sums you up, Bucky da bitch boy.

  702. on May 31, 2008 at 4:07 am Mark Blowen

    Hey layabout get a job, you need not concern yourself with me. I would wager that you are on the Wellie and have been seen in the foodstamp line. I am not a racist, and you have not offended me, go work of your suntan.

  703. what are you smoking? white people are by far the easiest group of people to offend on behalf of someone else.

  704. So you are a college student, no wonder you’re so irresponsible with your mouth.

  705. none of Portnoy’s brain is functioning—–I’m talking of the parts which are there to make him human

  706. on May 31, 2008 at 7:48 am Miss South Carolina

    Aww, and I though you guys woulda made a cute couple. You the “top” of course.

  707. Portney,
    You are a first class dumb fuck. A white trash dumb fuck. A blithering idiot dumb fuck, but nonetheless a dumb fuck.

    And, you are so fucking dumb that you keep proving to all, in case there is a doubt, that you are a dumb fuck.

    Tom didn’t attack you; he told you what you are and why you are that way. I call it a dumb fuck. Too damn dumb to shut up, and too damn fucked up to know why. A DUMB FUCK.

    Get some help, not for stupid, that can’t be fixed, but for mental stability. Your college probably has a health clinic with some personnel for mental health. You could be their poster child and receive all the attention you desperately seek.

  708. on May 31, 2008 at 8:30 am Miss South Carolina

    Word. I don’t get it at all. Especially when almost all Americans know how Iraq got sooo screwed by Bush making shit up about them and then just pulling out a full-on war on them.

    That weird “I’m not racist” anti-Arab shit is just so lazy.

    I love “the Iraq” and like such as.

  709. on May 31, 2008 at 8:33 am Miss South Carolina

    Foucault is way cooler dude.

    You shoulda seen the smackdown that sexy frenchman laid on Chomsky man. Seriously.

    He knew how to have a good time too!

  710. on May 31, 2008 at 8:36 am Miss South Carolina

    But oh the diversity!

  711. a whole lot of these comments seem very mean, but none are offending me. I only like the idea of offense in a sports setting anyway.

    plus, I’m annoyed that I know who Derrida is, but we read something he wrote in my English class, so it was kind of unavoidable. but mostly he’s a waste of space in my head, which doesn’t really have that much space.

  712. on May 31, 2008 at 8:51 am Miss South Carolina

    Woo-hoo, WP love Brecht!

  713. on May 31, 2008 at 8:54 am Miss South Carolina

    Yeah, and everyone knows that offense doesn’t win championships.

  714. Hmm… “This red-haired guy just came in and bought a car charger”? It’s a description of what the guy looks like, so you can more easily figure out which guy they mean. Seems innocent enough.

  715. what I like about this site is the degree to which it applies and doesn’t apply to me at the same time. Example: Scarves, I fucking hate scarves, I will never wear one, but I fucking love my New Balances.

  716. PORTNOY said :I feel no reason to attack you, “Tom”. You spent an entire rant attacking me, but didn’t address or disprove one item that I’ve stated.

    You are a coward.

    I can back up everything I say with fact and footnote.

    Plus, I have truth and righteousness on my side, that is why all you can do is call me “names”. Why don’t you stick to the subject matter of the thread as I do?

    Oh well. Good luck

    You have righteousness on your side? Bwahahaha!

    My god, you have no self-awareness at all do you? Your righteousness is what the stable people on this board call “mental illness.” But you will never see the light, will you? You will continue to try and destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy to lift your weak self-esteem a few notches higher. You can’t even comprehend how the things you write affect others on this board, can you? My god, what did your dad do to you as a kid? Did he make you kill your hamster or something?

    And, of course, we’re all wrong and you’re right, right? You have the truth on your side, man! Narcissism, the driving force of the sociopathic personality.

    Anyway, let’s see your google and footnoting powers at work.

    Prove to me there’s a Jewish conspiracy to control the world and keep down the Anglos. I want footnotes, and references from reliable sources and quotes from notable historians and academics. Since your entire identity hangs on this belief, it better be good or else you will prove to all the people reading this just how psycho you are. If you don’t give me anything, I will constantly post this until you give me an adequate response.

    I want a list of names of the elite families of the world and how they conspire to control western governments. Family by family with links. I want proof that they are all Jewish as well. If you can’t provide this to me, everything you believe and everything that drives you is a lie.


    Good luck douche!

  717. If you want to read about racial issues, just go to:


    These sites have a great deal about the white consevative perspective, stormfront has an open forum for anti-white peoples, and they have a news section that lists daily reports of often horrendus crimes committed by blacks and latinos, that goes unmentioned in our Jewish/Liberal controlled media.

    Basicly being ‘racist’ is just voting for the home team. Western Whites created our modern civilization, so obviously they have something to complain about when the system is so bent on destroying it, including freedom of speech.

  718. Some good sites about racial issues would be:



    The White Liberal Issue is showing itself with Obama, the College educated Democrat morons are voting for this clown, the ‘blue collar’ Democrats who live around blacks and latinos, who have NOTHING in common with Liberal Whites BTW, are voting for Hillary.

    So even CLASS demographics are affecting the Democrats, who are dividing along racial lines.

    Diversity will destroy our social stability in time. What a ship of fools!

  719. I have also found that white people love to be “TOLERANT”…but not over religion. Actually, it’s more like they will be tolerant of ANY religion but Christianity. They say “tolerance” like it only applies to gay people, but not to any belief that is different from their liberal one.

    If you don’t agree with them, you are “ignorant” or “Intolerant”.

    When actually, they are the ones that embody the definition.

  720. on May 31, 2008 at 12:56 pm Rick Thomas

    Hey Americans,

    There are other races outside of White and Black, you know. Dumb f**ks.

  721. Allison, that comment was funny as hell! And so true…

  722. Jeff, you are just as offensive as Portnoy. Neither one of you are representative of anything “positive”. As I continue to read your comments, it seems as if you get off on letting your flaws (i.e., racism) run wild once you’ve warmed up to the topic at hand.

    Any hoot, for the record, white people IMO are not so great and to your point about living around “non-whites”, if I had my choice, I’d live homogeneously with black people and it’s because I can not stand people like you (i.e., white).


  723. Um, I think he meant “Dr. Dre”…late 1990’s, early 00’s rapper/producer extraordinaire…

  724. LOL! case, you almost made me choke!

  725. I beg to to differ! They LOVE laughing at themselves – just not with you people around to join in!

  726. I’m sorry, Kenny – can you explain what an “ethnic” is? I’ve never heard that term used as a ‘people-group’ nomenclature.

  727. Stuff white people like: being treated inordinately rude and hateful by their loved ones… He told you to “go fuck yourself” because you told him he hurt you?

    And you didn’t bitch-slap his ass…?

  728. Did you really just post the link to a KKK site?


  729. Women have *zero* gaydar. This is the gender which for decades refused to believe Liberace was gay.

  730. Mark – who are you referring to when you say “them”? Are you that ‘white-minded’ to think that while white people can be diverse in their aesthetics/beliefs/inherent values/behavior – that all black people are the same and completely dysfunctional? Are you that typical and ignorant?

    What does being an adult teach you about human nature? It should teach you that nothing is ever as it seems and that you can’t lump people all in the same category – especially just because they share the same skin tone and ancestry. Are all red-headed Irishmen drunkards? Do all pale-skinned British have bad teeth and are all Europeans hygienically challenged? Are all Arabs Muslim and ready to start a jihad with the first infidel they come across? Do all dark-skinned people the world over – whether they are A-A, African, Pakistani, Indian, Australian, Samoan, etc. share the same dysfunctions you seem to believe belong exclusively to black Americans?

    Or could what one person or a group of people exhibit be because they are a product of their environment?

    Stop being an ass.

  731. Great point. I hate it when white people call stuff like that “class” issues. Its so obvious that its a race issue.

  732. i hate most of the stuff on that list!

  733. Micheal Jackson is an “Uh-Oh” Oreo, white on the outside, black on the inside………….and you know those little blue eyed blonde haired kids aint his……

    What i dont get is why black people still like him, sure he had great music, but im not gunna buy thriller again to give his perverted ass more money. Im pretty sure white people hate micheal, i do know black people hate him, but they forgive way to damn often, if they didnt forgive so much, there would be less violence in the world because if you forgive a killer, he will think its ok to kill again etc.

  734. I dont know, micheal jackson is pretty damn white to me, and a women at that, so i wouldnt tell people they couldnt be anything they wanted.

    Lil Kim is asian now……..
    Lindsey Lohan is a lesbian…….
    Joan Rivers is a mutant………

    So im pretty sure black people can become white people, hell look at obama, he is so white he married a black women and even got every black person to vote for him, ands hes white.

  735. You say that as if it’s a bad thing.

  736. Oh Joey Cunts here, I’m here to let out the truth. The liberal guys on this site, try to appear to be a friend of the black man, but the liberals are worse than the racist guys. Its in a liberals best interest to keep blacks down, food stamps, public housing, public school, and on and on. If the blacks stood on their own, they’d be better off and the liberals would be out of business. The race pandering bullshit that has not solved anything in 40 years, give it up, time has proven you wrong. The gov. of Mass. little black Deval, is hunting down illegals, not to deport them, but to make sure they have free health care. The only solution is to depend on yourself …..Liberals suck and are fucking useless bags of shit.

  737. Have you actually READ anything posted at VDARE.com?
    Answer: “NO, because I cant think, Im a white Liberal, and if I read negatives REALITES about Blacks etc, that will make me a racist.”

    Basicly, stupid White Liberals can’t be told the negative truths about RACE, because that means that the KKK, David Duke, etc are correct, which makes White Liberals Racists no better than David Duke, KKK etc.

    Here is David Dukes website, Please tell me exactly what he says is so horrible?


    I don’t think Stormfront is a KKK site, but how many people have the KKK killed in the last 20 years? Answer: 0

    How many people have been murdered by illlegal aliens, or black criminals in the past 20 years: Hundreds of thousands.
    RAP music actually CELEBRATES this, yet any outcries are suppressed by indirect threats of violence from these sub-humans, which is ignored by liberal whites, lest they become racists.

    I would challenge you to argue with facts, not fantasy. The facts of the matter are that Liberal whites don’t like facts, they like fantasy that all people can live in peace, when in fact there is a race war going on right now, and it will never end unless we have a Saddam Hussein Soviet style government.

    Europe, which is more liberal, is slowly turning against the White Eugenics policies of the left and of the racist “multi cult” think.

    So go listen to your free rap music and pawn over your black gangster websites if you wish, and go ahead and kill your white genes and pop out a little mud-man like Obama the Prince of Fools. Not everyone wants to be the brood hen for regressive, violent, stupid (see Africa) races.

    Sorry tried for 5 minutes couldnt find any ‘good’ gangsta- rap sites….


  738. Go, Tom, go. Old DF Portnoy has no brain therefore no ability to do research so the only answer you will get is more of his rubbish.

    To Portnoy,
    Come on DF let’s see if you can pass your freshman research exam, or be the straw man. (look it up)

  739. Actually, not all Stormfronters are ‘Nazis’, or National Socialists. But most of Liberal Europe has National Socialism. I think Hillary Clinton “supports” a medical form or National Health Insurance, or National Socialism. I think Liberals want schools integrated with muds, or National Socialism (as long as they can pull their kids out when it gets too dark)

    Liberals LOVE National Socialism, and trying to BAN any discussion of RACE, like good little Nazi’s…

    See how ignorant you are???

    David Duke is the True ‘Liberal”. You damn Nazi’s want to kill off all the whites, what do you expect??


  740. My white boyfriend is a hardcore liberal. I live in one of the most liberal countries in the world, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Even our conservative party won’t interfere with free healthcare and gay marriage rights. They pretty much just lower taxes a bit by taking away from social work programs, so they’re actually good for something.

  741. I’m very happy to be biracial. I’m very proud of who I am. I think everyone should be proud of who they are. For instance, my best friend is Polish and she’s very proud of her heritage and her culture, and I think she should be. I always tell her that she should take pride in her (other) language, her country, etc. But there is a difference between pride in who you are and hatred for those who are different, and you are very obviously a person who is full of hate. Everyone here can see it. You’re just in denial.

  742. (Sigh). Chimps. I’m talking to chimps.

    I don’t march with Jesse Jackson. I had never heard of a May Day rally until you mentioned one. I don’t live in Chicago, remember? If it’s fairly true that everyone is, to some extent, a product of their subjective experiences, than mine have been people of various races hanging out, sharing a good laugh and getting along. OK, that wasn’t yours. I feel really sorry for you, that’s too bad, you’re missing out. Tough shit.

  743. I’m especially happy I was born biracial because it made me attractive by conventional standards, and this affords a privilege in society in one’s youth that will squelch any bitterness and rage towards the world. If you’re ugly, I can understand why all the anger.

  744. Yeah, he is a psychopath eh? Here he goes again, thinking he knows more than the people who actually live here despite never having been here even once.

    He’s a shut-in. I bet you he’s ugly and that’s why all the rage.

  745. sarasbloginterraciallove.blogspot.com

    This popular black site, bossip, made a post about one of these black women looking to meet white men/white men looking to meet black women dating sites, and it was the most commented on post ever featured. You can literally see the venom coming from those black men who oppose it:

    Apparently, many of these men think it’s OK for black men to date white women but not for black women to date white men.

    God forgive me if you actually go to these sites and say some of your crap…

  746. Also, none of these women need your “straight talk,” most of them are married to white men already or in serious relationships with one. Sara, in particular, is known for straight up deleting the posts of trolls who attempt to start shit there, so you’re preaching to the wrong choir, they won’t hear you.

  747. LMAO!!!!

    Miss South Carolina… that was the funniest thing I ever saw on Youtube.

  748. While it’s noble of you to point out what we all know, that this portnoy character is batshit crazy, I think it’s probably best for us to adhere to this principle http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG

    in regards to him. Can we all make a collective effort? We can watch him and whitey implode due to lack of attention.

  749. This is the other funniest thing I ever saw on Youtube:

  750. on June 1, 2008 at 9:50 am Questioning Portnoy's Complaint

    When you say “views abortion for what it really is”, do you mean “murder” or “a medical procedure”?

    My grandmother is as conservative as they come, but she worked as a nurse in pre-Roe v Wade days and saw the botched abortions, and she only votes for pro-choice candidates.

  751. He could be a wigger.

  752. Oh god, a Canadian, go figure. Well if you dont stop the mud invation when whites like you are 40% of the population the muds will pass laws to gain your property and sell you into prostitution.

    So PLEASE keep that mud-flow endless immigration from moronic backwards ANTI-LIBERAL countires commin’. We really can’t wait until it kills you goofy clowns.

  753. on June 1, 2008 at 11:30 am LvL ?? Assassin

    I am white.
    I hate being offended (this website offends me.)
    But ONCE i do get offended I will defend myself. But I don’t prepare myself before it ever happeneds.

  754. For Ethnic News the big media doesn’t tell you about, from around America, distilled


  755. Blacks have created the dysfunctional environment in which they live, and expect white men to clean up after them.

    Whites like you are an enemy to civilization.

  756. on June 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm ow a paper cut

    I don’t have time to read all this but I’m sure I’d find it offensive on behalf of somebody. harumph!

  757. i am offended by this.

  758. See, I’m waiting for someone to explain that too.

  759. Yeah, depending what historical period you’re in, Jews, Irish, Spaniards and Slavs may/may not be considered White.

    I don’t know what period Portnoy’s in tho…

  760. “whoever uses the term “racist” is the true racist.”

    I think you should get a medal for that logic, sweetened up my day.

  761. on June 1, 2008 at 7:50 pm Easteller Bruihl

    What a joke! I used to very often be mistaken for being other than an African-American simply by my tastes, character, tone of voice, likes, dislikes, dress, style, etc, etc. I love Whole Foods, always have simply for the quality that for quite awhile was unsurpassed anywhere. Funny, tho, I was all too often made to feel “different” and “watched” when doing my shopping. You see, I loved just wandering around seeing all the different and unusual stuff. I’d try out different things just for the heck of it and vitamins and soaps, cosmetics – all organic! I was in 7th Heaven! But, yeah. “White” people did and do seem they have a sort of special “ownership” in shopping there. BULL SH….!

  762. Look I’d love it if what you said was true, but you keep using that crap Japan example. Ever heard of racism against burakumin & Koreans? Who are, incidentally, racially identical to mainstream Japanese. People who don’t have ethnic minorities to pick on just make some up.

  763. I’ve been to all three, just not in this country. Makes sense, though, Mexicans haven’t had a foothold like the Europeans yet.

  764. Vijay? Obama? What do they have to do with this

  765. It’s been itching at me, but wasn’t Philip Roth Jewish?
    It’s very silly that the majority of your arguments and statements are categorizing people as white or not white. What’s funnier is that your logic is always the same too.
    This guy is not white,
    this guy is white,
    white is good.
    You’re a very strange person, and I personally can never take you seriously. It makes your comments hilarious.

  766. Yeah, but this is only the case because the whites in South Africa were fucking all the non-whites over beforehand. You can’t just ignore historical discrimination and start blaming people for what they are now that it’s on its way out.

  767. No way.
    You’re just a second-rate Portnoy’s Complaint. You’re a mini-me. A beta. You’re the Robin to his Batman, and I do mean that in the gay pedophilia way.

  768. on June 2, 2008 at 5:34 am Late to the party

    Good post. Speak for five minutes to any white college student and you will see this post is painfully true.

  769. Kikoe, I’m the slightest bit sorry that you find me as offensive as Portnoy. Portnoy seems to be motivated by pure hate–and Portnoy, I don’t claim to be able to read your mind–whereas my position is based on pragmatism, I call’em like I see’em. I think that I’m more honest & objective than someone like Portnoy.

    If being a racist means that you believe that your race is superior to all others then I am not a racist. The same research that indicates that the average white person is somewhat more intelligent than the average black person also indicates that the average asian is somewhat more intelligent than the average white person. So if there’s a “master race” apparently it isn’t mine.

    Btw, in both the millitary and in my civilian career I’ve encountered a great many black people, both men and women, that were demonstrably smarter than I am. When they were my supervisor I had no problem with it.

    As an aside, and this isn’t profound, intelligence manifests itself in different ways. Shakespear couldn’t do what Neuton did who couldn’t do what Mozart did who couldn’t do what Edison did who couldn’t do what Einstein did and so on. My hat is off to whoever invented the frozen pizza and the tv-remote-control; many thanx.

    There’s no doubt in my mind that main-stream American culture, which some derisively refer to as “acting white,” is demonstrably better than “black culture” and many non-western cultures. I could write a lengthy essay elaborating on that theme but don’t feel like it right now. “When in Rome…”

    I certainly don’t blame you for wanting to live with nothing but black people. Strange how so many black people who achieve success promptly leave the “hood” to go live in areas that’re predominantly white. Rhetorical question: why don’t they stay and and try to help their community?

    Indeed Peace

  770. Sorry about that Easteller Bruihl, you see, WHITE LIBERALS who shop there NEVER SEE PEOPLE OF COLOR, unless its an Asian, so you freak em out when you show up.

    Yet ANOTHER CONFIRMATION that WHITE LIBERALS are just as racist as any other white, hispanic, black or asian.

    Let the blacks talk and they will rout the LIBERAL element every time.

  771. on June 2, 2008 at 8:02 am Senor Rogers

    Jeff, firstly, who the hell is Neuton? Secondly, I’m glad you didn’t feel like writing an essay: not hat I would read it, but you really don’t write that well to begin with and I wouldn’t want you to waste your time.
    Are you on drugs or something?
    Thank God for the remote control and frozen pizza? Um, OK, I guess some of us are easily impressed with things that have been around for decades</i). My hat comes off for the light bulb and K-Y Jelly.
    Lastly, I’d like to know what mainstream American culture is. Is this the culture of San Mateo or Miami? What about Bangor and Rapid City? Is the culture of the people in Denver mainstream? Maybe Taxarkana culture is mainstream. Which one is better? There are plenty of people on this planet who do not live in your so-called mainstream culture, billions to be a little more precise. I think they’d have something to say about which culture is better.

  772. yeah white people take offense to everything.

  773. Rogers, okay, okay: I wrote Neuton when I should’ve written Newton, as in Sir Isaac Newton. And you’re correct: mainstream can be written without the hyphen.

    Nope, not on drugs. The reference to frozen pizza and the remote-control was a joke. Guess I should’ve put a smiley-face on the end.

    Mainstream American culture…it’s like beauty or love, it can’t necessarily be measured, I just know it when I see/feel it. Norman Rockwell depicted certain aspects of it. A movie like _Juno_ or _The Accidental Tourist_ shows a glimpse…_Leave it to Beaver_. I suspect that you know very well what I mean by Mainstream American culture.

    I further suspect that you and kikoe are about as “prejudiced” as I am. (Can’t be measured). I further suspect that you and kikoe have experienced a case of “the truth hurts.”

    Honestly, I don’t think that I’m prejudiced. My opinions about trends in certain groups aren’t a result of pre-judging, they’re a result of 32 years of fairly objective observation beginning when I went into the army in ’76.

    Yeah, I’m Obama’s typical white person. And Jesse Jackson with his (in)famous quote about hearing footsteps behind him, turning around and seeing someone white and feeling relieved is the typical black person.

  774. My initial reaction was that white people are the hardest to offend. Then I read this… I started cracking up when I realized that the point was that they get offended on behalf of others.

    That’s what makes this site so brilliant.


  775. on June 2, 2008 at 11:34 am jamal nigel

    i pooped my pants

  776. Thank you, finally, some rationality and sanity on this site.

    Thank you. It’s nice to know it’s not all crazy racists in here. I expected to find some lighthearted, pensive, intelligent, self-deprecating white people here (y’know, the type I’d always had a tendency to befriend) and instead found a bunch of rednecks. Thanks for being the voice of reason.

  777. on June 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm The Broken Forum

    You pooped your fuckin’ pants???? Wel now I’m really goddamned offended!!!! Fuck!!!!1!!1111LolZ11!!!1!1oMG1111

  778. Last year, early in my relationship with my boyfriend, I’d argued that racism doesn’t really exist anymore outside of the deep South, and he corrected me and told me that there is still a lot of racism (excuse my naivete.) I see now that he was right!

  779. Oh really? I was tested and my IQ is 127, so it’s likely higher than yours.

    Keep in mind that the environment I grew up in was conducive to higher education and a good study ethic, but my IQ showed up early in life with me being placed in the “gifted” program by second grade.

    Now I just have to wait for you to cry “blasphemy! This is impossible… you’re black!”

  780. If you’d like, I can post several studies indicating a link between racism and incidence of lower than average IQ.

  781. Another thing White Liberals hate, a heavy dose of reality. This is why you get dirty looks in white rich liberal areas. THey dont want this to happen to them. But they vote for Obama ding dong, quite amazing….


  782. You do realize that in America whites are still 65% of the population and account for much of the obesity epidemic don’t you?

    OK. Just checking. The only people who are, as a race, naturally thin are the Asians. This is why their BMI cutoff is 23, when it’s 25 for everybody else.

  783. The creator of this site, Christian Lander, was actually living Toronto and discussing the wire with his Filipino friend when the idea for SWPL came to mind. That’s what drew me to this site initially, hearing that some dude made a successful website and he was from my city. The irony of the whole situation is kinda funny though…

  784. dude no one read this because it was all like Blahdy blah blah. No one wants to read some ass pontificating about some shit no one cares about. Your second to last sentence, when you say “failing to actually say anything meainingful at all”. Thats what happened here, you failed to say anything meaningful. Que Darwinism ni que la chingada. simplified: if your dumb you die. The end.

  785. Can you stop posting links to the KKK site? K, thanks.

  786. You don’t need ‘gaydar’ when 99.9 % the men where you live are effectively ‘gay’, in one way or another- if not ‘Official Buggerers’ than just kind of sissy/emo-fairy/super-offended/pol correct/self conscious Uber-Wussies.

  787. on June 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm houzekepin (knock)

    I have a lot of my border jumping cusins that live in Stockton. I have news for all of you. Those republican middle class people who moved out of LA because of gentrefication have company. (this isn’t a joke I really do have like 15 border jumping cusins in Stockton) sorry.

  788. on June 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm houzekepin (knock)

    thats another thing I don’t understand about white people who the F**k notices a scarf on a DD commercial and like writes into corporate and makes a big stink. I know who! housewives from Naperville while waiting for little “Austin” to come out of gymboree. WTF, it is just a scarf. It is not gang colors as suggested earlier or terroristic, Dr. Evil plots intent on taking over the world via munchkin ads.


    love, your housekeeper/nannie/gardner/ (insert stereotypical mexican job)

    this is what we really think but we don’t say it to your faces at least not yet. wait a few years when we are the majority pop. then we’ll talk

  789. on June 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm houzekepin (knock)

    Mexicans only deal and make meth (they don’t consume) for the white truck drivers and prostitutes in your trailer park. Don’t hate, participate. You know a lot about meth. You should give in and take some more one less of you more of my kind. Is it scarry for you to know that we are 39 million and growing? Id be shitting my pants if I were you. We are so not going anywhere. quick look behind you we might just be there. BOOO!

  790. on June 2, 2008 at 1:49 pm Captain Douche Bago

    Being a good little liberal, would you mind if I used your bathroom? I may have shit my pants. Oh let me get to my point, The U.S. government does nothing right, nothing, and it takes lots of our hard earned money for the government to continue to do a bad job at everything. So why would we want to give them more money for some crappy social health care? You’re free, happy, and healthy when you stand on your own two feet and expect nothing from no one. And Keep your little paws out of my pockets, besides you may get some shit on you!

  791. “Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops,” is a sentence fragment. See #99.

  792. Maybe you should make an entry on grass roots action and the ingrained “think global act local” meme of white people. I know this has been touched upon in several entries, like “Recycling”, but it’s such an important feature of white psychology – that only voluntary, individual effort in a democratic society can and will save the planet – I feel it deserves its own entry.

    There is also a peculiar parallel or background for this whole thinking in Maoism. Remember those “everyone kills one grain eating bird (and we’ll get an insect infestation for our effort)” and “lets all build our own useless blast furnace in the backyard (so no one will have time for gathering the harvest and 35 million will die next year)” slogans of the Great Leap Forward of 1958-1960?

    That’s “think global act local” at its purest. Only white people have no totalitarian government to actually enforce their “grass roots” actions, of course.

  793. WOW, you just changed the world bro. This broken bird can now fly again.

  794. Yes, but so do black people. Actually, so do most people. I have yet to see someone enjoy a joke made at their expense. Usually, people find shit funny only when it’s about someone else. That’s why we should all poke fun at celebrities and leave our neighbours alone.

  795. on June 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm Friend of Ralph

    Sometimes I like to pretend.

  796. lol

    you’re awesome. I love your honesty.

  797. Please don’t come back. We need you about as much as we need a bomb to the CN Tower. You’re trash. Stay where you are and continue to fuck your immediate family.

  798. I never said anything about the US government. Why would I care what the US government does? I live in Canada. I only care what our government does, and for the most part, they do a good job. That’s why foreign countries don’t hate us the way they hate America, and that’s why so many of America’s sick go online looking to marry a Canadian. Even our conservative government doesn’t totally inspire disgust. Our PM Harper is actually pretty cute.

  799. If Canada wasn’t so freakin’ cold, it WOULD be a perfect place…

  800. Sometimes I lie on my back and think about white people. Other times I lie on my back and want white people inside me.

  801. Yes, but I feel this way too, and I am not white. Perhaps we should call it, “The entitlement of the bored.”

  802. The problem with this of course being that Klan members are almost exclusively lower-income, non-college eduated, blue-collar whites, so what cause would a black man of privilege have for going there? If he’s as snobby as the average white person of privilege, he wouldn’t be seen within 20 feet of a bunch of cousin-screwin,’ sweet potata pie-cookin’ po’ white folks in the Deep South.

  803. Please tell that to my aunt. She’s had this problem at the airport with her son because HE IS SO WHITE, and she is his mother, but it doesn’t look that way from the surface…

  804. marrying a white woman make him any higher class???

  805. Have your asshole checked out, dumb ass. You should retain some of that loss; it helps hold in what brains you have left. Just a helpful hint from one to another.

  806. You better care what the us government does. I hear we’re planing to invade your tundra and take all the diamonds and oil.

  807. Try rolling over.

  808. I used to think I was a really unique white person until I started reading these blog entries.

  809. You already have a piece of our “tundra,” it’s called Alaska – and for most Canadians, that cold as hell part of the country is no-man’s-land, the Natives occupy it, mostly. It’s only white Americans who would actually choose to live in a place like that.

  810. Mixed-race people don’t make this decision for themselves, society does. For instance, Halle Berry came out as a light-skinned black, therefore, people think of her as black. Mariah Carey came out as a white person, therefore, people think of her a white person.

    Same goes for my family. Although, white “mixed” people are more likely to point out that they’re actually half-black, whereas black “mixed” people are more likely to just accept that they’re black and not point out that they’re actually half-white.

  811. Um…Meh? The middle class pays almost no taxes. Google what you’re talking about before you reveal that you’re an idiot. Oops…too late.

  812. now now.. its not so bad.. yes 80% of all stereotypes are true towards their targeted race.. but hey… i guess it’s better to have some like you.. then be fake and try to act like another race that you obviously are not….

    and if that made your day.. then umm… can you help me paint my house now? i’m Mexican 🙂

  813. Hell, man, we don’t want to live there, just own it and take the goodies.

  814. After reading Howard Zinn in my AP US History class in high school, my best friend and I were enraged by the massacre of the Arawak Indians spurred by the voyage of Columbus. Naturally, we decided to boycott Columbus Day by making cute little t-shirts to wear to school that said things like “Genocide is not the trait of a hero,” and knew that we were very effective and superiorly aware.

  815. Actually, only white people assumed you were black.

  816. on June 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Most non-whites love Whites, and consciously or not, they want to lighten up their genes (of their offspring).

    Among the non-White races, the lighter skinned ones are ruthlessly racist toward their darker skinned neighbors.

  817. on June 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm stormfront is a good place for info

    stormfront is not a “KKK” site, it’s a basic site for White people.

    Nice try on the smear though.

    Stormfront.org forums have over 5 million posts, all related to American & European history, culture and issues. Any White person who doesn’t learn something there must have a small and intolerant mind.

  818. on June 3, 2008 at 2:20 pm Portnoy's complaint

    First of all, Tom, I never said those things or ever used a weasel word like “conspiracy”. Sorry.

    Why don’t you do what I asked? Find something I said and prove it wrong. Or find something you want more clarification on.

    The truth and righteousness are on my side.

  819. on June 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm GreatAmerica

    That’s a site for Whites, not klan members. The forums have over 5 million posts. It is a great resource for white people.

  820. this has nothing to do with any of this,
    but soon we’ll all be one fucking color. like we are mixing races, having babies, so soon we’ll all be brown. so sorry if ur faggot ass business we’ll be going down soo. 🙂

  821. That sure doesn’t make it right; does it?

  822. on June 3, 2008 at 11:49 pm Philosopher sympathizer

    Shut your trap, pleb.

  823. Well, then, that’s just shrewd business sense.

  824. I’ve personally seen lots of racist remarks on that website, as well as guys celebrating the murder of people who were black, and in one instance, the murder of a white guy and his black girlfriend in Detroit. It’s hard not to take offense to that. I know a lot of white people, and none of them would think that site is appropriate. I can only conclude that the “wrong kind” of white people frequent that site.

  825. I just discovered your blog and I want you to know that you are hilarious!!! I totally agree with pretty much everything you say. It’s like you are saying all the things I have really wanted to say but was worried about people “being offended” !! 🙂 By the way, I am totally white. We are a crazy people, aren’t we?

  826. How is calling a black person “African-American” not racist? I find it more offensive to be called an African-American, as a black male. White people aren’t called European-Americans, why should we have to have that sort of title?

  827. You are right: most racism is directed towards whites.

    Whites are victims of the most violent hate crimes.

  828. Jess doesn’t know that valedictorians are chosen by GPA.
    She must be about 13 years old.

  829. Because it’s one step closer to shipping you back.

  830. Some people thrive on being offended because they are bored and attention starved. They will make up things to be offended about. These people are called “Brats” “Bitches” “Sluts” “Cunts” “Retards” ” “Whiners” & “Asses”
    I prupose replacing the word “Dude” with “Fag” in order to start a revolution of tolerance!

  831. What words would you use to describe a relentless offendee?

  832. You loser.

  833. So can we ship you back to the loony bin? Your kind really shouldn’t be free to roam around society.

  834. Yeah, but the media ignores them. They don’t count. Black and white are the only good-looking ones.

  835. that’s not the same thing at all. Whites in America are very isolated and very few Whites have had any close Black friends. In a study done by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva, most of the White interviewees said that they would not support a family member marrying a Black person (Bonilla-Silva, 2000). This is because Blacks and Whites are the most socially distant groups in America. White isolation as Bonilla-Silva puts it, fosters the creation of positive self-views (“We are nice, normal people”) and negative other views (“they are lazy”). Also, because most Whites live in a mostly/completely White environment, they are attracted to mostly/only Whites. This is not really even because of personal choice, rather a result of their self-segregation and isolation. I do agree that interracial couples should not be mistreated.

    Jay Koo, I like some of your points but it is not true that everyone is racist. Everything in this country (i.e. the Constitution, the law, the criminal justice system, etc) was created by Whites and thus served the interests of Whites. Because Whites are the only group that benefits from these systems and institutions, they are the only group that can be racist as they can withhold and defend this hoarding of resources in the name of American liberalism (i.e. Whites have the wealth because they earned it). There are other defenses as well like [the myth of] equal opportunity, cultural racism (i.e. Blacks are lazy or they just don’t put as much effort into college prep, etc). It is possible for people of color to have racial prejudices, but this type of racial prejudice occurs on an individual level as there is no systemic racial oppression against Whites.

    Jess, where did you get that information? That number doesn’t sound right to me because only 5% of marriages are interracial (Black and White are the least common of those). One would think that number would be higher if 25% of relationships were interracial.

    “It’s laughable that Whites are racist. Professional racists and academic race-studies professors are the real racists, and they are non-whites pushing anti-White bigotry under the disguise of scholarly study.”

    Actually, many of the sociology scholars that study race and ethnicity are WHITE.

    If you want to talk about anti-White, maybe you should know a little more about Whiteness. Whiteness is a social construction. To say that scholars are anti-white, I guess, is true. Whiteness is something that exists only to justify and maintain privilege. Our founding father’s did NOT understand whiteness as we understand it today. White skin historically meant free whereas Black skin meant slave. White skin was transformed into intangible property by White elites, particularly in the antebellum south, so as to stop a mixed race class movement. They promoted racial propaganda so as to stop working-class Whites and working-class Blacks from working together for material gain. Ordinary Whites were then able to cling to Whiteness and have made material gains but not nearly what they would have made if they had worked with Blacks to change their class status. White elites ceded some control but still controlled most of the wealth and still do because they were able to distract Whites from the real issue which was elite control of wealth to this social construction called race. Back to the WW2 reference, the GI bill was what solidified Whiteness as ‘real.’ Whites before were differentiated by ethnicity and because of the GI bill and the systemic denial of its benefits to veterans of color, suburbs were created and that’s when ethnic differences between Whites really started to slip away.

    Many ethnic Whites today would not have been classified as White 200 years ago (i.e. Poles, Slavs, Irish, etc). There is no such thing as White culture as every ethnicity of White had a different experience when they came to America. A shared group name entails a shared group experience which is not the case for Whites.

  836. Ron Paul also said in a speech in 1995 (maybe 1996 – I can’t recall right now) that “I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal.” You’re right. He is a real conservative.

  837. anyone who would connect rachel ray with yasser arafat and religious extremism because of wearing a paisley scarf is a moron.

  838. +1 EVD

  839. Correction: they can barely scrape by with these wages. They don’t make enough money to support a family. They also don’t make enough to put money back into the local economy and the corporations certainly don’t have any interest in their economy. They seek to increase their bottom line. After the wages get too high, they pack up and leave to destroy another country. Another problem with these corporations is that they seek countries that do not have as many regulations as far as waste and pollution, so not only have they destroyed the economy when they leave, they’ve destroyed the ecosystem. Capitalism sure is great, isn’t it?

  840. + 1,000 Udouchebag

  841. Can you show me where you found a statistic that says Black people commit more crime? The fact that Black people are overrepresented in prison populations doesn’t mean they commit more crime. It means they are disproportionately punished for crime. You’re making a claim that your ‘statistics’ don’t support.

    I know this might seem shocking, but Whites are arrested at higher rates than any other race!!! If I use your logic, that makes them more criminal than any other race. In Minnesota, Blacks in Minneapolis were stopped by police officers 225% more times than what they should have been relative to their population EVEN WHEN THERE WAS NO EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY AS A PRECURSOR FOR THE STOP!!!

    As far as Michael Vick is concerned, what he did was wrong. He should be punished if he did it. But there are many cases with White athletes where they commit crimes but are not punished. Brett Favre was addicted to prescription drugs and would play games high, go to press conferences high and drunk. Then all he had to say was I’m addicted to drugs after he almost died from a seizure and everyone feels bad for him.. the fallen hero. He was a FELON by definition in US Law!!! But did he serve any prison time? Was he suspended by the NFL? No. You’ve got possession. If he had any ziploc bags, you’ve got intent to sell. In some states, that means a mandatory 5 or 10 years in prison! Please explain why he wasn’t punished.

    Btw, I’m not saying I support Vick or that people shouldn’t feel bad for Favre. I’m just asking how people can explain the different characterization of these crimes in the media.

  842. I’m so glad I’m not you, portnoy. I can’t imagine what it’s like to live in your little world where people of color threaten your very existence. At first, I thought you had some common sense and needed a little more education. Now I see that you just want to argue with baseless claims of superiority and misinterpreted statistics. you’re funny.

  843. hahahahahahah for real?

  844. I want to learn how to be white. I can practice the offended thing. I’ve got White middle-class english down. any other pointers portnoy? I really want to learn so I can join your organization! white power!

  845. white elite or maybe white corporation owner.. maybe thomas jefferson.. lots of possibilities there

  846. Nobody likes to be offended people that is why we are here reading this. To find out how you offended others. Some white people have no idea that they do dig?

    This bog hopefully will help more people to become culturally cool.


  847. cut me up for writing bog instead of blog. too many cold ones I guess.

  848. Hey, I actually agree with this theory that we’re all likely to end up somewhere near “mocha” on the pantone chart, even if I do take offense on behalf of all gays for you saying faggot like it’s a bad thing! 😉 haaay.

  849. You’ll be offended by this then — I was!:


    Don’t let ’em egg you on, Jess. Just yankin’ yer chain…

    And no that’s not a gay thing. 🙂

  850. I second your “pruposal”

    Wait, my jig is up! Crap, Jess was right in the first place. And I’m an attention whore! LOL!

    “Whatever, I do what I want!” (Cartman as a teen whore, South Park)

  851. Nice! 😀

  852. Normally I think this site is hysterical, but I just don’t quite get this post. If the point of this site is to poke fun at liberal, upper class white people and make them aware of some of the ignorant things they do, great, but making people ashamed to be offended seems counter-productive, especially when there are so many accusations of racism being lobbed around here. If whit people don’t get offended or outraged over social issues, then, sadly, nothing changes because they (we, I suppose) have too much influence in American culture and society to let a mainstream social justice movement exist if it’s at odds with the monolith of white approval and comfort.
    I dunno, you’ve done better.

  853. Honestly, it was a Canadian study & article I found on MSN.ca. It’s quite possible that Canadian whites are different, (less… isolated, I suppose?) at least in this point in time.

  854. This isn’t even how I personally feel, it’s sort of an observation or an impression that I got that I threw out there. Honestly, as I typed this I was thinking of Dave Chappelle’s show and that episode where he makes fun of black people getting their “reparations.”

  855. Some white people here get offended when a non-white person comments at all . Oh never mind I guess that is what your site calls the wrong type of white person .

  856. If you can point out the exact place where I said, “White people are racist” I would really appreciate it. Although, I think you’ll be looking for awhile seeing as how the only people I’ve responded to and condemned for their racism have been you, Portnoy’s complaint, and obongo with the African name.

    Also, are you implying that just because the woman a black guy dates or marries is white, he has no family values? I’m going to have to disagree with you there as well (big shock, seeing as how I’ve never agreed with you on anything).

    Also, I think the fact that the black women you routinely select to exemplify “the black woman’s hatred of white males” (i.e. myself & Michaelle Jean) are in relationships with white males speaks to your general loose grip on reality.

  857. Or I’m just Canadian and we have an entirely different school system than you do.

    He was not the only student with a 4.0 GPA that year. He was also selected because of his popularity with the other students and his extracurriculars.

    Sorry Mark, but you must be about as big an asshole as Clay Aiken’s.

  858. I will have to second that.

  859. Second the “fat is ugly in any colour” comment. Not whatever that chick said.

  860. Cool1, we’ve all done typos here, myself included. There’s no spell-check and you can’t edit your comment after the fact. But you’re right, some people will attack a little nit-noid mistake like that because they can’t effectively assail your argument. –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  861. It’s also possible that LaBoheme misinterpreted what you typed. 1 in 4 people having dated or currently dating
    someone of another race is not the same thing as 1 in 4
    of all relationships being interracial.

  862. Micah, there seems to be a certain amount of confusion as to how most people of African heritage would like to be referred to. My grandmother was born around 1892 (passed away in ’79) and was raised from birth to use the term “colored” with no malice intended.

    When I went into the army in 1976 it was my understanding that the term negro was preferred. A fellow soldier politely informed me that he was “black.” Since then the term African-American has been used a lot.

    It always seemed to me that the various groups that hyphenated their identity–African-, Mexican-, Italian-, etc.–were confused as to where their loyalties lay. I could describe myself as an Anglo-American, and I’m very proud of my Saxon heritage and very fond of the U.K., but I’m not confused as to where my loyalties lie.

    Once, in the army, a black officer stated, in a casual setting, that America wasn’t her country, that Africa was her country. (I don’t know if she was unaware that Africa isn’t a country or whether she was just using poetic license). I thought to myself “If you really believe that then you shouldn’t be in the armed forces of these United States, let alone be a commissioned officer”. A serious conflict of interest.

    Anyway, if a non-black person refers to you as African-American they almost certainly intend no offense. They probably think that that’s the preferred term. Food for thought. –Jeff in Houston, Texas

  863. Nuke all the gay baby whales!!

  864. Referring to black people by any designation is racist.

  865. I have never in my 22 years met an “anti-white bigot” so I find it interesting that you seem to find them all over the place.

    Perhaps your perception is a little skewed? Perhaps by reefer?

  866. Where I live, in Canada, the last census shows 40.6% of blacks are living with or married to a white person. Throw in dating, but not living together yet (like me and my boyfriend) and the number will probably go up over 50%.

    If that’s your perception of black Americans, maybe they feel that way because you guys are racist.

  867. I’m an African American and I don’t think that white people are easily offended. . . . . . . Three cheers for OJ Simpson and Affirmative Action. See, that didn’t offend anybody !!!

  868. By the fact that you refer to yourself as “African American”, I know for sure you are as pale as Tony Blair.

  869. You are taking this post too seriously. I think it is obvious that many Americans of every race are much too offended all the time about everything. Think about that poor actor from Grey’s Anatomy who was actually forced to go to “rehab” because he made some anti-gay remarks! I’m not saying it was smart for him to say those things, but since when is it illegal to not love gay people? He doesn’t have to love gay people if he doesn’t want to. As long as he doesn’t threaten violence or something like that, he can say what he wants. Besides, Americans are way too picky about what is acceptable to say and what is not. It is not really a “white” thing at all, although mostly white people control the media. Basically, I should never express my love for God in public, but ship me off to rehab if I were to say I don’t agree with homosexuality… doesn’t make sense at all….

  870. I love corn dogs and lesbians, especially if they are hot!

  871. I’ve seen the debate over the terminology all over recent posts, and I’ve had yet to comment. The reason for that being that I really don’t care. African-American, black, who really cares? Well, apparently, white people, because they want to be PC. Which is fine. As long as you’re not going around calling people negro (or the expletive version of the word) I can’t see why any black person would care what you call them. I certainly don’t. Some people on here were calling me mulatto. Um, sure. I don’t care either way. As long as you know what you’re talking about right?

  872. Portnoy – You continue to amuse me. You are so ignorant and easily mislead. Keep up the good work. LoL!

  873. on June 6, 2008 at 9:11 am HellO'Kitty

    Don’t forget the Okinawans and the Eta. The Japanese love their scapegoats as much as any other race.

    Europeans haven’t always been all lovey-dovey with each other either. The English thought of the Irish as sub-human and subjugated them unmercifully from Cromwell’s ‘plantation’ system right up until the Republic fought for, and declared, independence in the last century.

    My ex is a Dubliner, white as they come, and he HATES the English. He won’t fly BA, even when their fares are the lowest to Europe. That said, some of his dearest friends are Scots from Glasgow, who are technically British. Go figure. This is not to say that all Irish hate all English or vice versa. It’s merely an example of how silly most absolutes (as in, all Whites love each other) are.

  874. Hailed as a break through in the understanding of human evolution .the history and geography of human genetics offers the first full-scale reconstruction of where human population originated.The most comprehensive treatment of of human genetics available,saysthe european population underwent substantial hybridization about 30kya.in general the estamate of admixture based on the the data is 35% african and 65% asian

  875. Jess, as always you make a valid point. I’m white and frankly I’m a bit confused over the current use & status of the “n-word.” I’m 49, to date myself, and I was taught from a young age that the n-word was bad, that black people were offended by it and that it absolutely should not be used. (You can probably guess where I’m going with this). The following is a description of a conversation between a white acquaintance of mine and a black coworker of his:

    They were in a company vehicle. The black coworker was driving and was listening to a rap-song. Every third word was the n-word (and the f-word figured prominently).

    White guy: “I thought that you guys were offended by that word?”

    Black guy: “You’ve got to understand, it’s a ‘thing.'”

    White guy: “No, I don’t understand. Either it’s a bad word and no one should use it or it’s a harmless word and we can all use it.”

    If the black guy had a response I don’t remember what it was. The bottom line is that it’s a bad word and no one should use it. Black people can collectively take the attitude of “but it’s alright if _we_ use it” but as with the back-to-Africa movement, the ebonics movement, affirmative-action and the permanent-victim-mentality they’re just shooting themselves in the foot.

    As an aside, the other night my finacee and I were watching a best-of-Motown music video that I have and enjoying a glass of wine. Lou Rawls, may he rest in peace, was taking me back one more time with a rendition of _Lady Love_. I couldn’t contain myself: “How did the same race of people that gave us this wonderful music produce that god-awful rap-music??!!”

    My finacee is ethnic, “cooler” than I am and more street-smart. She said “The Motown generation had parents and upbringings. The rap-generation didn’t; that’s what they’re singing about.”

    Whatever. “N***** N***** F*** F*** Kill-A-Cop; N***** N***** F*** F***, F*** That Ho.” Whatever.

  876. “The black american gene pool is 30% caucasoid this is an approximate average for the United States,with values ranging from 10% in the South to 50% in the North(T Reed 1969).Probably some fraction of individuals with highly diluted African traits has passed the racial barrier, but the majority did not”-The history and goegraphy of human genes.

  877. LOL

    Well, this is where, in the black community, whether or not you grew up in poverty comes into play. You’d never catch a class act like Obama using that word. It’s pretty easy to tell if a black person would say the N-word. First question: Can he/she speak English properly?

    There’s your answer.

    But no, regardless of whether a black person grew up “hood” and says it themselves or not, white people are never allowed to say it. Don’t ask me why. It’s just one of those things.

  878. on June 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm Miss South Carolina

    What a gay dude can’t be sexy to a woman. Please.

  879. No but it fills the seats!

  880. Ok, this has nothing to do with this particular post…but who else thinks there needs to be a post about “motivational speakers” or “self-improvement books” or something of that nature?

  881. did this just quote the ENTIRE text from LaMoron LaBoheme?

  882. crawdaddy you are full of horse shit…and so is that “most comprehnsive treatment of of human genetics available” bullshit you scribbled up here on the world wide interweb..

    What genetics IS proving is that race is very real and DOES exist and that “race does not exist” is the “SOCIAL CONSTRUCT”…ya dumb bitchpig

    new medicines are being released targeting specific racial groups…blacks do not respond to some drugs the same way as asians or caucasians…etc…you’re dumb

    and you can’t spell…

    now prove you’re not dumb

  883. on June 6, 2008 at 9:01 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Yeah, crawdady (another White-hater) apparently didn’t get the memo that we are to CELEBRATE diversity — not deny it.

  884. on June 6, 2008 at 9:04 pm Portnoy's complaint

    White men do not date or rape black women. The opposite occurs all the time.

    This pretty much proves that blacks view Whites as superior, otherwise they wouldn’t lust after them.

  885. Jeff you need to shut your damn canuck pie hole!!

    and whaddaya mean ppl round the world don’t hate Canadians?

    I hate YOU so that clearly disproves your dumb liberal theory…

    As for Canada being so great…your idiot liberal government is falling over itself to import as many non-white immigrants as possible so they can congratulate themselves for being the first nation to intentionally commit autogenocide of their evil white ppl…themselves…that’s not psychotic at all now is it?

    Canadians are the worst of ALL the white liberals they are sickened with liberalism… even worse than the Dutch…

    thing is there are Canadians that don’t particularly want to be exterminated or even turned into a minority…but the psycho liberals in Canada insist on whites being turned into a minority…liberalism is a form of mental retardation, or rather a mental disease…

    how’s that?

    Any person who seeks policies or whatever to weaken or destroy themselves and their own race because of some ideological construct…

    that’s defacto insanity…

    and THAT’S the modern liberal,

    They desire to weaken and or harm whites in any way.
    If you ask them, if it’d be ok for whites to be turned into a minority in America they’d not only say yes but would be aghast that you wouldn’t already think that would be a wonderful idea…completely and totally bass akwards and de-evolutionary..we are devo D E V O

    Thank God they’re dying out due to their group attitude re infanticide, er umm abortion…you know how they hate all those “breeders” pumping out more goosestepping aryan babies…

  886. on June 6, 2008 at 9:06 pm Portnoy's complaint

    You are the “trash” and you damn well know it.

    You expect everyone to embrace your version of trash? your reality? Why should you expect that?

  887. on June 6, 2008 at 9:07 pm Portnoy's complaint

    You have no idea what it’s like to be White, so you have NO BASIS of comparison. Sorry.

  888. on June 6, 2008 at 9:08 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Obama is increasing his use of negro cadence in his speeches. Look for it. It’s hilarious!!

  889. on June 6, 2008 at 9:09 pm Portnoy's complaint

    it makes them weasel little hypocrites.

  890. on June 6, 2008 at 9:12 pm 5,000,000 posts on stormfront!!!!!!!!!

    You are defaming the site. White people should check it out themselves, not listen to a White-hating (non-white) like you.

    Celebrating White culture is not about hate, nice try though.

  891. on June 6, 2008 at 9:15 pm 5,000,000 posts on stormfront!!!!!!!!!

    PS Tavis Smiley makes racist remarks on every one of his shows.

    Stormfront it for Whites, what Dershowitz is for Jews, and Tavis Smiley is for blacks.

  892. on June 6, 2008 at 9:17 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Canada has more racism today than it ever had before. It’s getting worse too.

  893. Portney,
    I think Buckaroo doesnt like you.


  894. on June 7, 2008 at 9:17 am PazPraSempre

    The vast majority of Mexicans who come here aren’t here to sell drugs. And the drug trade is simply because of supply and demand. No one pushes drugs on anyone. Drugs are a huge business because of the rich spoiled white kids who love them.

  895. Jess,

    Well, the fact you’ve graced this topic a few times and missed the main point of slurs being adopted by those at one time hurt by them says wonderful things about you and your upbringing — I suspect you haven’t lived through this ugliness directly.

    Here’s my take on it — groups that are subject to such negative symbols adopt the terms for themselves in a way to heal themselves, to take that which was meant to harm and soften it, inject some humor, or at least neutrality. Hence pink triangles used by Nazis to label lesbians and homosexuals being part of gay pride, for an example.

    And yes, my white friends call each other “cracker” once in a while, usually when we’re being stereotypical — and it’s done in a fun way so we can ease up and laugh at ourselves.

    Oh well, enough seriousness: band name idea of the day “idle lumens” 😛 (Stuff White People Like – making up band names)

    Have a good one up on .ca; down in tx.us I’m slightly envious (it’s 100 degrees here.)


  896. You get all bent out of shape about Mexicans supposedly pushing meth on poor, innocent white people who CLEARLY don’t know any better, but I bet you have no problem with the actions of the British during the Opium Wars.

  897. This site is hilarious! I especially adore all of you take what is written so seriously…really people…lighten up (HA! No pun intended) although I do have to agree with Lauraa on this one…my white friends are the ONLY group of people I know to become offended on the behalf of someone else. LOL!


  898. Yup O.J. is great, gave that white slut what she needed.

  899. How are you hamsters? Did you get the other one out? Good luck homo.

  900. Canada is 84% white people. That’s a bigger number than in the States. Stop trying to act like you know what you’re talking about.

  901. Yeah, I’ve stopped. He just says whatever suits his purpose at any given moment – minorities hate whites, whites are the victims of the most racism, minorities lust after whites, minorities want to be whites… he contradicts himself so much it’s just silly. Whatever he has to say to assert “White Power!”

  902. Do you not see the hypocrisy in our question here? Nevemind, of course you don’t. That’s because you’e batshit crazy.

  903. Look, PC, (acronym for Portnoy’s complaint), you don’t have to agree with me, or think like I do, or live like I live. Your life, your prerogative, it’s really no skin off my back WHAT you do. But you’re not going to change my mind or my truth. The fact of the matter is, North America is what it is, we’re all here together and none of us are going anywhere. You can whine and bitch about it, like you do, but I think we might as well find a way to get along. That’s my truth, I’ve lived it and reaped the rewards and know how much better a life it can be.

    Honestly, I’m done with arguing with you. I really do hope you find some inner peace… I think your hatred will be a natural casualty of that. God bless you and your family, have a nice life. I say that with all the sincerity I can muster for you, I really do wish you well.

    You can respond to this, or any and all of my previous posts till the cows come home, really, but I’m making the conscious decision not to feed your desire for conflict anymore, and I will not be drawn into anymore childish petty and spiteful arguments. This is the last comment from me, directed to you. Peace.

  904. Crush from AMERICAN GLADIATORS may be the hottest chick on TV right now…what do you guys think?


    Watch her on AMERICAN GLADIATORS on Mondays at 8/7c on NBC

  905. Miss SC,
    Surely you jest. ! ?
    Straight chicks who think fags are hot? What!? I’ve herd of this vile phenomenon, but don’t get it at ALL. There’s nothing that hits the yuk-factor like seeing two dudes holding hands or staring meaningfully into each others eyes over their soy lattes (gag me with a spoon!).

  906. I said that you are a hybrid.

  907. I love normal

  908. I love normal white people.

  909. Adam ant and portnoy’s complaint;europeans are hybrids.You boath are residents of the United States,what bit of mud may be in you, in

  910. Don’t be too envious, it’s about the same temp. here, we’re in a heatwave. On the east side here in CA, it’s freezing cold winters, boiling hot summers, always the extremes. The western provinces are the ones with the luck of having moderate weather.

  911. You just called them a black person. You’re a racist. If you saw no color and just a person, then maybe there would be no racism.

  912. Not one god damn person.

  913. LaBoheme killed it. Nicely done sir/madame. The definition of White has gotten looser and looser as time goes on to include new ethnic groups, basically to maintain an in-group and an out-group. That’s how Whiteness stays alive. Now many Near Easterners (Persians, Turks, etc.) are classified as “Caucasian” under the census. Due to current geo-politics we’re not quite there yet, but soon they’ll have membership in the White club too as long as it keeps the black/brown/yellow out-groups intact.

  914. LOL at Adam Ant. That’s not even a coherent sentence.

  915. That’s quite funny. How many white people would read non white people’s blogs?

  916. HAHAH, well I am not sure I like to be offended…but I have definitely offended people. So maybe it goes both ways.

    If you are a person who likes to be offended, check out my art blog…it will make you laugh and maybe even offend your sensible politically correct side.


  917. This is the most intelligent mature considered comment I have read on this subject in this forum to date. Thank you Jess.

  918. good try portnoy. your antisemitism is scarcely veiled.

  919. on June 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm Portnoy's complaint

    All we are asking is that you troll somewhere else and take your anti-White racism with you.

  920. on June 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Exactly. Canada never before had “racism”, but now it is riddled with it especially in places like Toronto where there are large bureaucracies now, and PC thought controls, just to DEAL and MANAGE it — which didn’t exist before.

    With biracialism, multi-racialism, etc. comes “racism” and all the whining that goes with it.

    Racism is getting worse in Canada each and every year, and you damn well know it.

    Whites in Canada never voted for it.

  921. Actually you’re wrong as hell. It’s Jews that own the majority of the world’s wealth through their central banking cartels. You obviously look at them and think that they’re white because they have light skin. Look at the last names before you start spewing that garbage. All of the banks are run by Jews, the major media outlets are run by Jews. Check out realjewnews.com and get educated.

  922. Will they say it in English?

  923. LMFAO. Just look at this post. Look at the White people argue. Ahhh, I’m just going to sit back and watch this because this crap is hilarious… and sort of pathetic, but mostly hilarious.

  924. Oh yes, prove your intelligence by using Google!

  925. Do you guys mind if I snort a little H, sort of rock out with my cock out!

  926. The term “African American” is bullshit. 99.9% of the people who use that term are not from Africa. What white person calls themselves “Norwegian American” unless they are an American citizen who was born in Norway. Stop trying to be PC & stop making excuses for everything. You are not African American unless you were born in Africa, & if you don’t like it, move your ass back there. Maybe the crime rate will go down. And one more thing, just caus someone’s relatives were slaves, does not entitle their relatives 100 years later to seek reperations. Get off your ass, work, & make some god damn money instead of trying to steal everyone else’s. Thank you & God Bless America.

  927. I dont even give a crap and I am just not offended that easily!!!

    I wonder who these white people are , I dont know them ……………

  928. How can You speak for all white people you illiterate dim-witted racist

    and fuck your house african savage


  930. on June 12, 2008 at 9:01 am Cape Biscayne

    There’s nothing like asian trem.

  931. on June 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm sean kennedy

    I hadn’t thought about it before. Yes, you are right, white people are always right. You must be white. Me too. We should get together.

  932. I am offended by male thong sandal wearers.


  933. All White people should visit and regularly read American Renaissance


    Wake up!

  934. Oops! Imeant to type Term “asian”.Must one be born and reared in Asia to be Asian?Is an Indian born in Ireland not Native American.When is it that a person born in the Uninted States whose parentage is native to the Indian subcontenent is no longer indian?why is there no insistance that they be called browns?Primarily the English, Gremans,French,Dutch,Scandinavians and verious European pioneers became the amalgam clasicaly though of as Americans.A person having progenitors of various west African peoples,Native American stock and any lineage of the afore mentioned western European nations and being native to the U.S ,may properly be called African American.This nomenclature does not denote that the bearer there of has a greater allegiance to the contenent of Africa,it’s mearly a matter of being syntactically correct.Also a lessening of the shame of AFRICA herself,as it is nither worse nor better to have African blood than the blood of any other men,for we are all brothers. love ya white folks!

  935. This is so true, I called this company(I work as a Production Assistant) about some future rental locations, excluding private residents and schools. This white lady that answered the phone got all mad when I asked her, and ranted about not being about to give out private information for 20 minutes to me, even though I specifically said I DIDN’T want that info. It’s like, damn woman, find something worth while to get offended about.

  936. on June 13, 2008 at 2:33 pm Benny a jewfago

    as long as you still buy, and please use your credit.

  937. Satire and Criticism never bond well. The majority of successful people have learnt to take and shrug off being offended. It all goes on personality I suppose.



  938. Oh the captain Joey Cunts here, my friend fat Sal with the crabs, says wow Joey you gonna be offended if the Obama is president? I say no Sal, if Obama stands by and lets Israel get wiped off the map, I think I would find something good in him! Thats why they call me the cunt.

  939. on June 14, 2008 at 1:01 pm Colonel Danders

    I like my whores fat and black, wanna go for a nice bucket of chicken and some koolaide? Grape, we could go back to your housing project smoke some crack, spread some stds, thank god for free health care, oh you fat fuck!

  940. Geez, Portnoy.
    Are you just a pretentious white guy on the internet?
    If youre like that in person, someone should beat your parents. Cereally.

  941. on June 14, 2008 at 8:08 pm The Celebration of Diversity Ends for Two Canadian Elites

    The Celebration of Diversity Ends for Two Canadian Elites


    Neither man had known enemies. Both were well-educated, came from affluent Toronto neighbourhoods and were “certainly not – and never have been – living any high-risk or criminal lifestyle,” said Det. Sgt. Gary Giroux.

    At this point, police are investigating the double homicide as a carjacking.

    “The only motive that makes sense,” Dudeck called it. “These were wonderful guys.”

    Ellis is the grandson of renowned Toronto philanthropist, Mariano Antonio Elia, who died in 2006. An aspiring photographer, the 25-year-old lived with his parents and three siblings in Rosedale. Martin, also 25, grew up just a few blocks away. He lived with one of his three sisters in a downtown condo.

    This seemingly random attack shocked the city. Mayor David Miller offered his condolences to the families and reiterated his pledge to get guns off Toronto streets.

  942. Jess, you voluptuous brown clit, oh please tell me are you 300lbs? Lets get our drink on, and some bags of chips, and buckets of chicken.

  943. White crimes:

    Old school crimes:
    Theft of land and property from native peoples all over the world

    Enslavement and genocide of native peoples all over the world.

    Denial, Denial, Scapegoating of blacks and others

    New school crimes:

    White collar crimes: massive corporate malfeasance (ie. Enron, junk bonds) leading to great loss of property and general mayhem

    Using IMF and World bank to continue to undevelop and rob other countries

    Invading other countries to pillage and rob them of resources (ie. Iraq)

    Denial, Denial Scapegoating of black and others

    Biggest crime: superiority complex= Thinking whites are entitled to do whatever they want

  944. on June 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm Portnoy's complaint

    Give it up you anti-White bigot.

    Why do non-Whites always want to move to were Whites are? send their kids to schools with White kids?

    You anti-White racist people are laughable. Good luck in life, following Whites around.

  945. are you even either british or chinese? did you fight in that war? are you high on opium right now you good for nothing lib i am sooooo offended

  946. i would think after your kid got a college degree he could get a job and not have to get money from you. didn’;t you read rich dad/poor dad? that book should be added to this list.

  947. This post is offensive to colored people, or people of color. Which is the correct term these days?

  948. ps–i’m white and i live in staten island. so did ralph waldo emerson. and henry dadid thoreau, thomas adams…and even aaron burr….i’m pretty sure we’re all white

  949. Reading the history of the Celts you will find that the English held such racialy prejudicial attitudes towards the original inhabiters of the island, theWelsh and other Britons that marriage between a welshman and an English woman was forbidden by law.

  950. where is this african you speak of, the one of the savage fuck?

  951. My girl and I are getting ready to head to a night on the town. Walking back and forth in front of the mirror on her tippy toes (I found that women do this to simulate wearing high heels; why not just put some on? who knows?) she asks the dreaded question, “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” Like a deer caught in headlights, I freeze! She has the hottest body in the world, but she’s wearing that one and only pair of jeans out of the 127 pairs that she owns that would make Kate Moss’s butt look like two over sized Honey Baked Hams. I start to sweat and try not to crack a smile, but the clock is ticking and I have to answer before it’s obvious what I’m thinking. What should I say? If I say “yes”, she’ll think she’s fat. If I say “no” she’ll say, “You’re just saying that so I don’t get mad at you.” What comes first, honesty or my loving girlfriend’s feelings? Well, I still haven’t come up with the perfect answer and I won’t tell you what I said because it didn’t work, but here are the 16 things I KNOW I shouldn’t say from TopFive.com:

    16. “Not to Stevie Wonder.”
    15. “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.”
    14. “Does this tie make me look stupid?”
    13. “No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!”
    12. “I guess there’s not much point in asking if you mean fat with an ‘f’ or phat with a ‘ph.’”
    11. “No hablo ingles.”
    10. “Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out.”
    9. “No, but taking it *off* sure does.”


  952. So you hate white privilige. OK. NOW WHAT. What do we DO about it?? If those systems and programs only benefit White people, do you advocate deleting them? I work hard but I need my food stamps, thanks.

    Look, I agree with some of what you said, but screaming eloquently about the history of racism and oppression really doesn’t do any good. It just fosters hate, resentment, it punishes everybody for the sins of the fathers.

    Teaching your fancy words in an inner-city school would do a lot more good than screaming about white privilege when half of white people are too young or too poor to do anything but resent you for it.

    We don’t all have to live in the past. Or do we?

    What do we DO now?

    im ME not history

  953. word

  954. would you rather be Communist? would you rather have the government saying that parents grieving over the loss of their only kid are just creating disturbances? would you rather be rewarded based on what the gov thinks you deserve, not what you can earn?

    at least with Capitalism we know what s***’s going on. Don’t knock it til you’ve lived in Burma, Cuba, etc.

    (Which I haven’t. just saying).

  955. Columbus! Thanks for the guns, man!

  956. hahaha a strongly-worded letter. the white people did that in the Titanic movie, for God’s sake.

  957. Right, because no non-whites have ever committed systematic crimes. Ever. In history.

    The Egyptians enslaved the Jews millennia ago. That doesn’t make modern Egyptians terrible people – or even all the Egyptians who were alive millenina ago.

    Power corrupts. Everyone, everywhere, every time.

  958. God Bless America? If I were God, I would get the hell off this planet. We’ve really messed it up. 😦

    Reparations? You can’t put a monetary value on what’s happened.


    – New Yawker

  959. kiss me!

  960. Amen! OWN TWO FEET

  961. This is moronic. Go work out your crappy stand-up someplace else.

  962. You are ALL morons…How can you offend a nation of idiot halfwits…Most the time these dipshits don’t even realize that they have been offended till someone else comes along and tells them they should be offended…To be easily offended means you have way too much free time on your hands to think about shit that is insignificant ….GET A LIFE, or a job…..Find some real stress for your life….Then we’ll see how easily offended you are…..Or if you still have the mental strength to give a half of a shit at the days end…..And on that note………..FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!

    TL;DR –


  963. John, you sound like an ignorant cracker Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard. Your generalization is simply not true. Take that pointy white hat off your head and go to school.

  964. Gee…are you from Texas?

  965. “In a study done by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva, most of the White interviewees said that they would not support a family member marrying a Black person (Bonilla-Silva, 2000). ”

    Now why doesn’t that surprise me…wonder what the ethnic background of his study group was? *hint* They probably would only offer grudging support to a family member marrying outside their ethnic group (which is also considered non-white in many places, much to their chagrin.)

  966. hehe, this reminds me on a show i watched this guy was joking, but it was kind of racists, however the guy was a comedian, he jokes on all races equally, so what do you expect. but he made a joke pointed towards white people and they caught a shot where everyone was laughing but this one white guy looked somewhat upset. I cracked up at the fact that the guy couldn’t take it as a joke. hehe, but you should know that not all people go under one title. not everyone of a specific race goes under that one shallow description.

  967. So what? This is true of virtually all races. The majority of people of virtually every Asian culture strictly forbids marrying whites. Likewise it is frowned upon in most cultures here in Africa. Likewise amongst Islams. Jews are often against going out with non-Jews. Etc. etc. Whites are almost certainly the most permissive of all races in the ENTIRE WORLD when it comes to marrying other races.

    But don’t bother about reality, just go ahead with your “only whites are bad” hate-filled delusion. I now return to your regular scheduled white-hating.

  968. “The majority of people of virtually every Asian culture strictly forbids marrying whites. ”

    Not true. It’s known amongst us asians that many asian parents prefer their daughters to marry; 1) White, or 2) Asian. What they forbid their daughters to marry are blacks or Mexicans.

    “Whites are almost certainly the most permissive of all races in the ENTIRE WORLD when it comes to marrying other races.”

    Not necessarily true either. There is documented proof that Chinese immigrant workers, only being able to return to China at a high cost, stayed in the US and married not only whites, but blacks, and Hawaiians.

  969. I don’t think you understand the concept of the saying what would Jesus do, overall just do good

    YOU my friend have a first class trip to Hell with that attitude…

    Say hi to the devil for me kay?

  970. Word, its the working-class that are stuck with the middle and upper classes’ broken social programs, and thereby the taxpayers, although I dont think they deserve the feeling of guilt, those tax-pushing pinches.

  971. Non-White democracy threatning, Melenonly abundant I think is the new term, although “Not a White *sshole like you” seems to be gaining favor. Not really a joke, Minorites are starting to get uppiddy where I work, must be Bama Mania, like, “Ok, all you dumb ass white folk just put a commie lovin flag burnin negro in office, and guess what, WE IS IN CHARGE NOW….!

    To be sure, minorities are more easily offended with thier child-like brain development (on average).

    Look at a wigger or a ‘real one’ the wrong way in Chicago, or St.Louise, and you could be dead.

  972. Of course, I only jest because non whites are the exact same thing as whites, which is why South America and Africa are such stable, burgening democracies we all want to immigrate to, and get out of these racist white countries.

    Can any liberals recomend the best non-white countries pure high minded countries where we non racist whites can flee to to experperience true multi-cultism?

  973. on June 21, 2008 at 10:59 pm Kile Anderson

    I’ve mentioned this before, but your site should be more accurately titled “Stuff LIBERAL white people like”. You really need to get some more conservative friends. They are alot less snooty.

  974. Uh, hello? Militant blacks? Or how about just any minority group that hasn’t been completely homogenized by American culture. Do you even KNOW any minority groups? Yes, white people, aren’t they funny, ha-ha, but I think you’ll find that whites are comparatively calm and reasonable compared to most other races. I once had a Filipino woman (my friend’s mom) give me the stink-eye after I told her that my family (also Filipino) came from a different island than hers. I wish I could say that intolerance like that was rare among minorities. I grew up in a “melting pot” so I’m not just talking my own race here, but Asians, Polynesians, Blacks… It doesn’t matter who you talk to, they’ve all got a chip on their shoulder. Anyone with a strong cultural identity is generally a big fat racist. White people have the least amount of cultural identity; they don’t usually know about their own heritages, and generally don’t care. Except in the South, but that’s why I don’t go there.

  975. I dont know about the rest of white people but when i get offended I don’t take it lightly and I am just as likely to purposely offend the person in return

  976. Yes, you read it right – “LeRoy”. ….But I’m the “other white meat”. Being white (well, mostly white anyway, but hey, who’s keeping track…) with a name like LeRoy makes me offend rather easily so your points are well taken. I will try to do better. I have mastered self loathing though so at least I’m good at something. Thanx for your help – Roy (what I usually go by ’cause I’m white….. 😉

  977. the irony of this entry is extraordinary.

  978. Nah dude, Massachusetts.

  979. “’cause I’m white… ;)”
    Why do we love it so much? This site is just another thing white people like. It should fall under being offended or something…we’re never offended at statements of our own rediculous idiocy, but we would all be quick to post angry comments on a “what black people like” site, no?

    I hate that most of these things apply to me. I actually do…I’ve been bothered since the discovery of this site – second guessing my love of music, Farmers Markets, sweaters, soccer, English and Art Major, and helping poor people…am I only a product of my demographic? And is my desire to be myself, be unique, NOT be like this only a sign that I am more “white”?

  980. When you allow racist sites like this to question yourself so drasticaly solely because of the color of your skin you are only exaserbating the problem. This site is rediculous because it only goes to prove the point that white people are so weak that they allow other races to say and do racist things because they have been tricked into believing they are responsible for other people’s mistakes. Even if those mistakes were made by people of the same race! Come off it. The shit happened it was bad, but I didn’t do it, and it certainly wasn’t done to you. So stop complainig and using it as an excuse to treat me or other white people poorly!!

  981. the guy who wrote all this is white!

  982. yo lucy…where did you find all this free time to get

  983. you wanna check all the tribes all over the world mate..shit still goes on and we english dont hold the copyright..

  984. You clearly haven’t read enough on this site. If you had, you’d know that another thing white people like is good grammar and one thing they don’t like are poorly worded posts. As much as I want to agree with your overall point, your spelling mistakes and sentence structure make your cause difficult to support. Plus, your post simply proved the author’s point since you did get offended.


  985. Whoa, you made some concrete points. Props my friend.

  986. The Modern Swiss Are Crusaders?

    Some non-whites excel at being offended also.

    Advanced White people can take lessons from them.

  987. 1000th comment? Yay!

  988. Wrong thread. This is for ‘offense’. ‘Irony’ is no. 50. Go there and post.

  989. Also ironic — regarding rules. 😀

    Annie’s dead-on.

    And Chris, if you’re still around, chill out a bit. Laugh at it, it’s funny! If it pushes your buttons too much read lots of comments, there are some funny interactions too. If this Race Card Theater is too much then this site may not be for you.

    Yeah some of the commentators don’t get the joke. They are funniest, I find. 🙂

  990. on June 25, 2008 at 8:38 am Cragger-ass-Cragger

    Chris, there are several grammar, spelling and logic errors in your comment. I feel compelled to make you aware of them. 1. A site cannot “question yourself” only you can question yourself and I suggest that you do this immediately. 2. You refer to “the problem” which is being “exaserbat(ed)”, but the phrase has no reference earlier in the sentence. One is left to infer that you mean the “racist-sites-like-this” problem and not the “white-people-liking-stuff” problem, which, I believe, could have been what you intended to say. 3. The words “Drastically”, “exacerbating”, “ridiculous”, and “complaining” were misspelled. 4. Sentences two and five are run-on sentences. Sentence five alone could be made into at least 3 smaller sentences. The nuns at the Catholic school I attended beat my knuckles with a ruler every day for 13 years for run-on sentences. I guess that makes me a little sensitive to this particular issue. My therapists say it’s a good idea to talk about it. 5. I am extremely offended by your glib statement suggesting that the “bad shit”, as you call it, is all in the past. Haven’t you heard the statement, “When you have sex with a person, you’re having sex with person they have had sex with”? Well, similarly when your great-grandfather abused his slaves, he was abusing the descendants of every one of those slaves. Those descendants are alive today (no thanks to the disruptive efforts of your grandfather) and still deserve your apologies. I don’t normally wish evil on anyone, but I wish you could spend a day… just one day… in the shoes of an African-American, Asian-American, Jew, Latino-American, or gay/lesbian/transgendered/asexual person to experience what she/he/other go through. 6. I want to raise awareness of the fact that this site is A JOKE and is only intended to be taken humorously. I am organizing a benefit concert with Bono and designing banana yellow ribbons for this cause as we speak.

  991. 1985 just called and they want their ignorant opinion back.

  992. Not as funny as when Hillary was dropping her “g”s in W. Virginia.

  993. What a strange comment. You are “extremely offended”, and talking about the plights of blacks, Jews and gays… which is exactly what Christian Lander is ridiculing with this blog and book.
    From what I can tell, the entire idea is to satirize white New York City upper middle class people with liberal views… by calling them “white”. I just can’t believe he stretched that idea into a book.

  994. Why exactly does it matter if you like something because of your demographic? Most people do. We are influenced by our culture. That’s why there are any racial and cultural differences in the first place.
    I think if there is any point to this blog and book besides (very inconsistently) bashing political correctness and liberals, it’s that the self righteousness of certain white people about the things we like can be hypocritical and annoying.

    I doubt C. Lander seriously thinks that the problem with the world is the liberal arts, farmer’s markets, soccer or sweater.

    There is an whatblackpeoplelike.com site, if that makes you feel better…

  995. as a black american, i would advise all white people to simply use the term “black” as opposed to “african american” as the second term does not include all people who self-identify as black.

    just fyi

  996. I don’t know who this satire is intended to reach. If it has anything to to with the whole anti-PC backlash, then it’s all pretty much garbage.

  997. You sound sooo offended! 😉

  998. I knew an African American who was very white, as her parents were Boers or some such.

    Also, I notice that most “black” people are not actually “black.” Does that make a difference? I suspect it is because some non-black ancestors are involved.

    So what should we call you?

    Please advise. thanks

  999. on June 26, 2008 at 2:31 pm Mark BLowen

    Big game Blowen here, I taught George Gervin everything he knows, and now I will school that punk Tiger woods! I’m a fucking white superhero, and all I ask is directions to the Holiday inn, the one out by the airport, cause I got to get up early and fly out of here, don’t touch me I got a game tonight. How are your fucking hamsters? I will soon list all of the starlets that I have fucked, thank you.

  1000. i don’t see why people are getting “offended”. what’s so bad about a site that reinforces positive stereotypes rather than highlighting negative ones? as a black person, or “african-american”, i relate to and enjoy many things listed on this site and actually see the humor that’s intended to come from it. i too agree with ceta, many of the racists i’ve encountered (although white people are not completely off the hook 🙂 ) are members of minority groups who look down upon their peers who do not fit into a certain “image” or who choose to not go down the road of stereotypes and steer their lives in a different direction.

  1001. and i can’t wait for the “stuff americans like” series. #1 bl0aming everyone but themselves for the problems in their life. being that it is 2008, i think people need to step up and take responsibility for their own problems and stop blaming the past for their personal problems.

  1002. Mimi,
    So we meet again (Savage Politics). You are still the self loathing Black person blogging about your hatred of self. To the point that you would vote for an idiot unlike Bush just to prove a point that you are not really Black inside but just on the outside. Give a big kiss to Clarence Thomas for me.

  1003. OMG! I’m offended on Mimi’s behalf… You are a MONSTER Richard!

  1004. dude, ditch the heterophobic attitude. It’s not always about you

  1005. i don’t think “minute rice” would agree

  1006. this isnt racist or bad because it doesn’t really target white people, instead it targets elitist, i bet obama fits more categories than i do (but i wont like a have mad yello0w fever, i wants me some rice puddin, if you know what i mean

  1007. No i fear just the opposite. People like you make this world the hellhole it is. Why do you pick on other races? weather a white person or a black criminal shoots or robs you the result is the same. You’ll still be just as dead or just as broke. That race as a whole did nothing to you and whites as a whole did nothing to them. This is apparently not well known but there were also irish slaves. Yet when you think of slaves you only ever think of “black” people. Skin tone isnt important your personality is what decides who you are, not what color your skin is. In conclusion you sir are a disgrace, an annoyance, and an arrogant asshole. go get a life and leave us alone. Thank you, and have a good day ^.^

  1008. that was out of the blue O.o what the hell does the color matter. As mentioned in one of the topics the steriotype pf a white person apparently likes statistics. But studies show that inner racial breeding strengthens our genes. The tower of babel was where languages and “races” formed in other words the “ultimate race” would most likely consist of all these races. Lol so that was a good thing.

  1009. to you what the? try to post things with at least some underlined meaning. 2. i cant spell genious o.o but i dont do it on purpose

  1010. Why must you offend for no reason? Your mom jokes are old and no longer accepted. They are for people with nothing better and to tell you the truth they are in general not offensive to me because my mom is a whore and im not afraid to admit that. Shes having another child soon that ill never know. p.s. dont point out my lack of proper grammar i couldnt care less ill admit im lazy as well.

  1011. if it was walmart then their policy states they must match the lowest price from any other store if proof is shown (within reason i saw a coupon for 1 cent crayons behind the counter circled and said dont match this offer)

  1012. Wrong my friend i know a girl who is black who had an entirely white child and a half white child. Also they may mean they have the mind of the steriotype of a white person.

  1013. You sure complain a lot. I agree with this to a degree. “white” indeed is the color of some people’s skin (albino) but this is due to an illness and to the rest of this comment i must disagree. Doing this isnt for them they may or may not change their minds in the matter but if you change at least one other persons mind its all worth while. We are put here to put aside the ignorance of the majority of humans who think color is everything. each race has their strong points and their weaknesses but if we come together our spawn may be rid of these.

  1014. O.o say what? im sorry but this decision isnt up to you my simple minded friend ^.^

  1015. Ha very funny but try deep in the heart of georgia.

  1016. no thats just humans. We had a competition in tennis. The person who can serve the ball down the “T” and his the balls wins a raquet (of which the coach has 3). First to win was white, then black, then a noobie asian who got lucky. A black man got really angry and said black people never win these things. I (who am white) didnt get one either. In the end a firl ( who was in a seperate competition) gave him her raquet and gave me a case for mine because she felt sorry for us. lol (the case was for whoever aimed for the corner and hit those balls)

  1017. Truth is Obama cannot help either race or he will be impeached as soon as he does. The black person will realize Obama isnt the god he belived he would be or the white person will pull out the “race card”

  1018. As a friend pointed out to me once, Christianity is simply a theory. It can neither be proved nor disproved. The same is true for the theory that there are invisible flying pigs.

  1019. Generally buying or helping your child with his/her first car is a family tradition.

  1020. Being against sluttyness is ok. im ok with that. Hell i go to the gym 4 times a week but i find it mean to be against fat people. some cant help, it such as inherited diabeties. People who eat half a ton and expect to be skinny im against, and people who try to lose weight by starving themselves im against. my problem lies in the fact that the more fat you become the likelyhood of dieing to heart attack is higher. In other words i dont want them to die, which will happen if they starve themselves.

  1021. yes they were homeless so they stole some burgers. (lol jk im sorry i just figured it would be nice to throw in a joke)

  1022. Thats not the fault of the mexicans. i must admit i dislike illegal immagrants, but its the white person’s fault for being so mentally weak that they would accept such. I also believe that since if they see a white person run into mexico they kill us that if they try to jump our border stick a cap in their border-jumping ass

  1023. I agree that not all mexicans are in the drug trade but to tell you the truth, i wish that you and whoever else was with you when you jumped the border would’ve been shot. no good criminals.

  1024. pay more attention. white people are actually the majority of inmatesas far as racial groups. but its not publisized unless they do something big like bomb something. watch cops and youll see mostly white criminals. we are so many we make up more than half of population. You dont see as many of us on the news because if every crime we commited was up there it would flood the news.

  1025. well doesnt mean we dont commit crimes. it means we dont get caught as much XD

  1026. thats not the law. zip lock bags wtf. it was perscription via legal he wasnt punished because the police werent breaking the law to get him. (via accusing his of intent to sell when he was obviously using them himself lol) but again more whites are in prison because there are more of us.

  1027. i agree hes dense, but by insulting him in such a way your lowering yourself to his way. try to be a little more formal lol.

  1028. True my uncle is the general manager of a night club and he has fired many for stealing. Stealing is a human weakness to get something easily. Its an impulse you must resist.

  1029. this is a common saying among blacks. come down to memphis and see for yourself.

  1030. idk what gop is but for the rest i agree. nice to see you finally came to the same conclusion as i did.

  1031. oh shit roflmao

  1032. if this is true i must agree with you. again T.T im not liking this


  1034. these are simply labels. these are steriotypes. no one directly supports everything from the other side.

  1035. sorry but you didnt support your theory in any way. these things are good, there is the possibility, but the chance is slim to none.

  1036. the dumb may have some genial flaws but also in those genes may hold the keys to the making of a genious (sorry cant spell it T.T) if they die they didnt deserve to live, but dont help the process it will all come to an end it just takes time. Darwin said himself that in order for this to occur that it would take more time or the cells would break down due to the rapid mutation. But then again it is a theory, and can neither be proven, nor disproven. for all we know our cells may have had more of a tolerance for mutation and we may breed those same cells in due time.

  1037. you just contradicted your name.

  1038. true to your name. and wtf L

  1039. I’m white. There are 49 states. I was wrong. By the tone of what he/she said, he/she is not white, via you are wrong. ftw

  1040. the minority of minorities are white because we are the minority of humans on this crazy sphere we call earth ^.^

  1041. thanks for the sarcasm we really needed more of that. -.-

  1042. sorry but you guessed wrong i did and so did most of my friends. you lose. good day sir.

  1043. again the majority of most majorities are white because most of humans are “white” but what does color have to do with it? only a few are smart enough to realize color is generally not a factor and these few tend to act racist so they are not thought arrogant.

  1044. the jews simply are generally better at managing money.

  1045. try thinking before you type, and use smaller words because you just bored most of the people reading this blog to the point of sleeping. and when you use big words try making sure you know what they mean before using them to make you seem more intelligent

  1046. i have dated a few blacks, and again i do not look at a person and see color i see them for personality. im 15 ftw

  1047. 1. i have many “black friends, most of which i consider good friends 2. i have dated black people and see nothing against it physical appearance is nothing compared to personality (i.e. dont date serial killers) 3. racism does exist, but is not true in everyone. 4. i am close to a.d.d and your post was flawed and boring 5. some see inner-racial dating as “experimentation” 6. blacks generally blame their lazyness on racism and just say its not fair and such. this is not true. if youd work as you should you would be better off, sure it is set up so that unless you have money, you cant make money. lifes not fair deal with it. but if you work hard enough you can make that money and go to collage. there are those exempt few who do this and guess what? THEY SUCCEED!!! suprising what you can do wrn you get up off that lazy ass of yours. 7. believe it or not, there were indeed irish slaves.
    that is all have a great day ^.^

  1048. holy shit i think i love you ^.^ exactly my point thanks for this view on the matter.

  1049. true oh so true. if we are the majority of corse most of the rulers of that nation will be said majority. comprehende?*spanish for do you follow **probably not spelled correctly lol

  1050. this ive never known O.o persians are not white O.O

  1051. add a comma after LaMoron then it makes sence (somewhat)

  1052. Depends on the perspective of which you view the matter. To his black peers he is generally shunned (to some he is actually raised in status.) To the sister of the woman he married he is sometimes raised higher ( depending on the relationship of the sister and the wife) and to whites he is generally the same.

  1053. rule #1:Dont use all, always, or never there is always an exception, except for this rule.

  1054. true same as i said because we have more people we also have the majority of most things.

  1055. Theres a saying for this situation. The wise is silent and lets you think he’s an idiot, the fool opens his mouth and proves it.

  1056. a valid point. try a dictionary ^.^

  1057. True to an extent but still think before you type because you continue to contradict, and/or repeat yourself.

  1058. Dont judge us by our worst example. -_-

  1059. was that exactly how he was to say it? i believe if he is as simple-minded as this he would be able to mis-spell everybody himself.

  1060. i dispise simple-minded rich punks like you. hows that?

  1061. thanks for the advertisement i really needed that -_-
    very funny “god” -____________-

  1062. wow dont hate bush. we all know you also voted for him even as you act as if you hate him, he was the best choice. He may be a bad choice, but wasnt the worst by far.

  1063. I believe he knows this lol ^.^ no need to point it out

  1064. why argue a better forum for people of all races at http://www.revoint.com

  1065. What you said makes less sense than most of these blog articles.

  1066. Ok so I want to know what kind of white people these bloggers have been talking to. Becuse I’m white and I never say someone is like Hitler, and I can also do math. WTF I don’t have a problem with black people…yes I said BLACK people, or any other race, but this is a bunch of shit. When I first started reading the posts, I thought it was kinda funny, but then I stumbled upon such comments as….”decimal points confuse white people” and “among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist”. If anything, this book is racist against white people and YES THERE IS A SUCH THING! The comments are said as to “help” other races befriend white people, but if you have any brains at all you will see that the real objective is to say things that make white people look offensive and snobby and like we think we’re better than everybody else. Now I’m not gonna sit here and say that there aren’t some white people who may think this way, but to imply that it’s the entire race of white people that think this way is ignorant! It would be like me writing a book about what BLACK people like and stating that if you want to be friends with a black person, you should carry a gun and deal drugs. Because all black people do that right!?!?! NO THEY DON’T! And to imply such would be IGNORANT just like these blog postings! I’m speaking to the black people now……YOU would be offended if there was a book called “What Black People Like” and you read some of the things that were written and statements were made such as…”Make fried chicken, they’ll come eat with you.” Or “Say dog and homie, that’s how they talk.” “And if you ever feel the need to make a black person feel indebted to you……………blah blah blah……and at that point it’s ok to as them to help you paint your house.” That would piss you off and don’t say it wouldn’t! I hope none of you believe this bullshit you’re reading. And if you do…..you’re IGNORANT AND RACIST to believe that just because some of the race may be this way, that all white people are! I don’t see black people that way. There are some bad black people and there are some good black people, as there are some bad and good white people. And if any of you are offended by this, then you just don’t like hearing the truth. It’s racist for any ONE race to assume that ALL people of another RACE are one specific way. No matter how you look at it, that’s the damn truth!

  1067. you just proved this article correct!

  1068. Jennifer sounds like she’s thoroughly prepared for this particular offense…Did y’all hire her to prove your point?

  1069. on July 1, 2008 at 9:05 am a white dude

    you are just like adolf hitler.

    you’re also a moron.

  1070. This sounds more like a description of a LIBERAL than a white person. 🙂

  1071. on July 1, 2008 at 10:45 am Monty Beaver

    Jennifer’s right, guys. What have we been thinking? Stuff like this could end up offending people.

  1072. It is a description of liberals. In fact Stuff White People like should be renamed to “Stuff liberal city dewllers like”

  1073. Get over yourself.

  1074. sense of humour? anyone?

  1075. I’m white and I stole an ashtray from a restaurant. I’m so evil. I hate myself now.

  1076. mmmmmmmmm what?

  1077. I think your anger is funny.

  1078. Ha Ha you’re pretentious.

  1079. haha this is hilarious (yes i am white) and i think some of these people commenting need to get over themselves.

  1080. Seems to me this should be called “what crackers like (or are like).”

  1081. on July 2, 2008 at 11:12 am colouredma'an

    I’ve noticed blogs like this one (whitewine.com being another) tend to characterize these behaviors as white (I apologize, “European-American”). Being a man (sorry “Male-Humanoid”) of color (sorry, “Pigmented-Humanoid-Male”) I’m slightly offended by the designation of these behaviors as inherent to one group. Whether it be city dwelling liberal, Homosexual-American, European-American or self-loathing African-American, I take exception.

    I love grape soda
    I drive a Toyota Prius
    I love barbecue and watermelon
    I love books by Zora Neale Hurston and David Sedaris
    I own a iPhone and MacBook
    I believe OJ was guilty, Robert Blake too
    I’m drinking flavoured Iced coffee right now
    I love a big, black, round female ass
    A majority of my furniture is from Ikea
    I believe Wesley Snipes got a bad rap
    I’m going to Oktoberfest in Munich this year
    I like a waxed snatch
    I hate LOLcats and I read the New Yorker …what am I? (liberal city dweller, white whiner, self-hating black person, homosexual or all of the above)

    Point is, using “white people” in this sort of blog is a cheap, easy way to be ironic and get laughs when “white people” can be easily used interchangably with practically any other group.

    Particularly Americans in general.

  1082. Chill out whiteboy…sheesh!

  1083. Here Here!

  1084. on July 2, 2008 at 9:15 pm Jesus- Your Local Giant Squid

    Your forgetting: bibles, lip piercings, blogging, reading long pointless lists, endangered species(especially pandas), Christian rock, Hollister, and American Eagle

  1085. It is actually not wrong to use black instead of African American. I am a Black African I recently moved to the US and I have a lot of friends and family that still live in Africa and in Europe. When they come here to visit, why do people feel they have to call us African American. There are black people around the world that have never stepped foot in America so they should not be called African American..

  1086. As a white person, I feel the need to correct the grammar here….it should be “you’re” instead of “your” since you are trying to say “you are”.

  1087. When Black People are offended the simply say “Your Moma”

  1088. That’s “Yo mama” White people are also pedants.

  1089. on July 5, 2008 at 11:03 am wonkyhonkey

    I think that if Americans add the suffix “-American” to some cultural description, then it makes them feel less guilt about all the injustice that has been done to that particular race of people throughout history by Americans.
    I think it goes along with white people having black friends (see appropriate blog)–the more black friends they have, the more “not racist” they are.

  1090. on July 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm wally the white guy

    excuse me sir. As a white person i am offended by your reference of yourself to a black person. Please refraim from using such pejoratives and stick with more acceptable termonology, such as “African American.

  1091. on July 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm dirty white boy

    I’m offended.

  1092. What about rankings’ lists? White people love those–they can rank just about anything. They always utilize numbers to rank things in their daily speech, including the use of outline points too. For example, “I really like these peaches because a. blah and b. blah.” Great post!

  1093. Rahahaha…..offended on behalf of others….that is so freaking funny. I have known white friends to get in a uproar when a white person treats me with disdain. It’s really rather amusing. It’s like suddenly that person who is being a jerk represents the entire race and they must, as a matter of principle, prove that that idiot is the minority. Little do they know black people have developed thick skin after years of being treated with disdain; we do realize that an individual is being a jerk, not white people in general (as evidenced by the fact that we have white people we call friends).

  1094. I kinda think black people who do this are much more prevalent than whites. Just throwin that out there.

    By the way, I just read a crazy opinion on Venice. There is some truth to it though. Check it out: http://www.garbarrassing.com (blog #9)…Good stuff.

  1095. OMG!!!! This is like, sssssoooooo insulting to people of color and stuff (lol)

  1096. White people ENJOY taking offense. It gives them a sense of purpose in life. Notice I said TAKING offense. That’s the correct term. Offense is not something that can be thrust upon you unwilling. You either take it or you don’t. If you decide to feel offended, that’s your own decision. Don’t blame it one the person speaking or acting; take responsibility for your own feelings!

    When I was a kid, there used to be a saying, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” It was a good saying. Pity it’s not taught to kids anymore. We’d have a much less pissy society if it were.

  1097. A verbal confrontation always happens when a black person talks about another black person’s mama. Talk about petting one’s pussy.

  1098. As a white person, I’m just as offended by the stereotyping of white people on this site as I would be of the stereotyping of any other race in the same manner.

  1099. on July 8, 2008 at 12:18 am Steve Parks

    As a white person, i think i can say that this is completely true. I never thought about it before, but it is the way my white friends and I act.

    Never thought of it like this though, kinda makes me rethink things but in a good way

  1100. I am a honky. I like to sound smart but I dont often achieve the goal. But I likes to plays me some basketball. And den i can giet tha ho.

  1101. yo. you should not be mad at tha mayn. he jus trin toe git da wurd out tow tha biatches tha gwana oppress tha bouddas .

  1102. yo, beeotch, yo gotta pump tha shait. my dong is long and i wear a thong. i got mo money and gwina git yo honey. see my butt? my pants gwinna fall off and im gwinna get off on yo beeotch! phuck the planet peace aaawwwooot.

  1103. yo yo yo who give a phuck if yo durtty whait a$$ get upset?!? why don u go smoke a bone and choke on a rat cunt?

  1104. yo beeotch! yo betta no b talkin bou my momma!!!!!!! yo mamma so fat Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama is so fat
    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

    Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Yo mama so fat were in her right now

    Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

    Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

    Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

    Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

    Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

    Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

    Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

    Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

    Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

    Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

    Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

    Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

    Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

    Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

    Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

    Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

    Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

    Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

    Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

    Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

    Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

    Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

    Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

    Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

    Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

    Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

    Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

    Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

    Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her

    Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

    Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

    Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

    Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

    Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

    Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

    Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

    Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

    Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

    Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

    Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

    Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

    Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

    Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

    Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.

    Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

    Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

    Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

    Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

    Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

    Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

    Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

  1105. Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

    Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

    Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

    Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

    Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection

  1106. well bitch why dont you complain about it?


  1107. shu tha Phuck up yo spear chucker!!!!!

  1108. So why would you say ‘white people enjoy taking offense’
    I am not white, black or hispanic. But I believe I should not judge anyone by race or color of the skin.

  1109. on July 8, 2008 at 7:25 pm the luxury of satire....

    this blog seems so small compared to this story, and the hundreds like it…

    The premature death of Joseph Dwyer at the age of 31 has highlighted the neglect many American veterans believe they face once they return home.

    He was made famous by a photograph, taken in March 2003 during the first week of the war, in which he is seen running to a makeshift hospital.

    In his arms, the soldier was cradling an injured Iraqi boy who he had rescued from crossfire.

    Article continuesadvertisement
    The arresting image, held up by the war’s supporters as the human face of the invasion, was reproduced around the world and Specialist Dwyer was hailed as a hero.

    However, he was always uncomfortable with the media attention, attempting to deflect its focus on to his entire unit. He had done no more than any of the other soldiers in his unit, he told reporters.

    For years, he struggled against post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), drug abuse, unemployment and marital breakdown.

    On June 28, Mr Dwyer, 31, called a taxi to take him to a hospital near his home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, after earlier taking presciption pills and inhaling fumes from a computer cleaner aerosol.

    When the driver arrived, Mr Dwyer said he was too weak to open the door. Police had to kick it down and found he had collapsed. Within minutes, he had died

  1110. Emily, I bet your lower lip was quivering when you typed that. All ethnic groups or races have some common cultural traits, and only people who are in denial or are still in some kind of fuzzy Sesame Street dream world refuse to admit this.

  1111. Not only do whites enjoy becoming offended at other whites, they will sometimes even scold nonwhites for poking fun at themselves. An acquaintance of mine, a very earnest white high school teacher, once proudly told me that she once reprimanded a couple of black teenaged girls for using the expression “That’s so ghetto.”

    This, I guess is related to the rich white tendency to believe that they themselves know what’s best for the poor.

  1112. We know how quickly we’d offend the brotherhood if we DARED to have a television station called WET, White Entertainment Television as opposed to their BET.

  1113. How about an NAAWP?
    Would there be a riot and protests if such an organization was formed?

  1114. The luxury of Satire…??? WTF does that have to do with the article or the website? Are you making a connection between Dwyer’s post-service drug death and the Iraq war or are you just throwing out a fun article you found?

    I found ‘stuffwhitepeoplelike’ after seeing it on the Early Show this morning. My first reaction was an instant dislike. I found it to be racist, something we already have too much of in this country. We don’t need any more division based on race, regardless of the intent. I doubt a site containing satire on what blacks like, such as watermelon and crack, would last long without open opposition. (I imagine most just found what I wrote to be offensive)

    I went to the site and read over many of the articles and postings at StuffWhitePeopleLIke. And I found it degrading and subtly hostile without apology. I left a couple posting stating my distaste for the site.

    I also conducted additional searches and discovered this posting.

    I am a 30 something, white male, conservative, married w/ one son, Iraq veteran, bachelors degree, born in the North and raised in the South.

    I included a synopsis of myself to give the reader an better understanding of my viewpoint. We can’t always understand what a person sees unless we can stand facing the same horizon for a moment.

    It seems to me that racism has been in an upswing in America for the past twenty years. Instead of the Civil Rights marches quailing racism, it has simply swung around. Racism in any form must be unacceptable in a modern, intellectual culture. Racism is a direct measurement of the immaturity of a nation. Regardless of our achievements as a country, if the people are divided by issues such as race, religion, income and political rhetoric, then we have not advanced. There are people right now who have power and influence in this country based on creating these divisions and will do anything to keep that power. (Rush, Sharpton, Pelosi, etc)

    We can’t do better? Its easy to laugh at race-based satire. It harder to recognize the damage it does.

  1115. I think that the book is just joking about extreme liberals.

    But, I think the book should correctly be titled.

    Traveler’s Guide to Ann Arbor MI.

    It would be important for anyone taking a trip to Ann Arbor, MI to read this book, so that they can understand every person and situation they will encounter there.

    Ann Arbor MI could make San Francisco look like a town full of conservatives.

    Liberals spend way too much time pretending to take on the problems of the world and imperfections that they believe exist in society.

    Human nature can not be changed.

    I don’t think this book has a thing to do with racism!

    I think some readers maybe confused to the books intent.

    The book is not refering to all white people.

    Just the extreme liberal minority in society.

    Mostly found in many Universities today and very popular.

    Most white people don’t actually feel or think this way.

    If they find that they do, they may just have learned that they are 100% Liberal minded.

  1116. aww that makes me sad…. and I was planning to go to U Mich to major is Statistics…. Turns out Ann Arbor is just what I want to avoid.. Maybe I shouldn’t take your word for it, though

  1117. Some life you have.

  1118. Larry on July 9, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    “We know how quickly we’d offend the brotherhood if we DARED to have a television station called WET, White Entertainment Television as opposed to their BET.”

    Larry the reason be have BET is because EVERY OTHER STATION on basic cable is WET. Wake up Larry.

  1119. And what exactly is your point? Yes, there is a LOT of PTSD and suicidal behavior among returning military people, but this blog is about humorously discussing cultural foibles of [middle to upper middle class] white people.

  1120. Stephen, I hate to assume, but to me it sounds like you were a bit, dare I say, offended…? By this post?

  1121. Stephen……
    Did you say that “blacks” like crack and watermelon? Wow…That’s funny, because I dont remember the last time Ive had either one…

  1122. I know, I love that people are offended by the post about white people loving being offended! Ha…beautiful!

  1123. I think knowing what’s best for other people is one of the items on this list – see, it is true – haha 🙂

  1124. Again, it seems the white people also have no sense of humor!

  1125. If people are getting so offended by this site, why are they here and reading it in the first place? Apparently because they love being offended. Point, game, match.

  1126. Here, here!

  1127. I don’t think the point of this is “bashing” white people or liberals. It seems to me to be a site where white people and liberals are simply making fun of themselves. It’s kind of like tripping over your own feet on the sidewalk and being able to laugh at yourself because it actually WAS kind of funny!

  1128. Larry,
    There actually was a NAAWP that was run by David Duke back in the early ’90s. I don’t know if it still exists especially after Mr. Duke got into all kinds of trouble for other activities.

  1129. Bill Cosby doesn’t believe you.

  1130. Larry, as opposed to “THEIR” BET.
    WOW. HALF THE channels ON TV

    Honestly, white people have nothing
    to be offended about.
    Just shut up.
    It’s so sad how worked up you all are
    about something so comical as this
    but you guys can pretty much shit
    on every other race.

    And as for the person that said blacks
    like crack and watermelon,
    I’ve never even seen crack and I’m black.
    Only rich white brats can afford such
    nonsense hard-core drugs, so speak
    about your people, NOT US.
    You’re all so fucked.

  1131. P.s: Stephen, you find this site to be quite disgusting
    because it appears racist to you instead of humorous
    as I’m sure it was intended,
    but your comment about blacks liking crack
    and watermelon was just as racist and to be honest,
    at 30 something, with a son, you should be posting
    such ignorant shit.
    Go feed your son or something.


    Yea Yea, I know I made a typo.

  1133. Larry:

    Perhaps you know White Entertainment Television by its more widely known moniker, ‘CBS’.

  1134. Hey Stephen, I read somewhere, not sure exactly where, that white people loved to be offended!


    anyway, this site is completely humorous and I have a good feeling that the posters are white themselves, try not to be offended and go crazy posting your 1 page thoughts and feelings, including you have a son and all that please.

  1135. “you find this site to be quite disgusting
    because it appears racist to you instead of humorous
    as I’m sure it was intended”

    Hey I’ve got a joke for you, what’s white at the top and black at the bottom? Society! Now don’t be offended, I simply mean it as a joke.

  1136. on July 13, 2008 at 3:38 am European White Guy

    Are you kidding?
    to say that there are liberals in the u.s.a is absolutely ridiculous (our most conservative party is your democrat crappy party and we have a comunist party)
    and to say that this is racist it’s just dumb
    This is just satirizing very fachionable stuff for some people
    i eat sushi sometimes and i like alternative music but that just means nothing
    i’m white and i hate to be offended the same way i hate coffe, barac obama (guys, you coud get even more liberal) and children’s games

  1137. crack is cheap
    meth is better
    watermelon is so fuckn good I don’t care who you are.

  1138. on July 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm European-American

    I am white. This article isn’t funny. It offends me. Black Americans are not so quietly building a separatist black nation and f*ckers like you are quietly helping them. Two white people tried that racist mumbo jumbo on me and I told them to take their asses to the DOJ website. Black comprise 13% of the population but are responsible for 50% of the crimes.

    Its a statistic until you or a loved one become a victim of black crime.

    the representation of was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.”

    That’s actually what I say to minorities!

  1139. on July 13, 2008 at 6:54 pm The Accidental Philosopher

    Did you know that there’s never been a black serial killer?
    Did you know that whites have killed more people in the name of Jesus than blacks have killed each other or anyone else in civil wars?
    Just curious.

  1140. You know what’s so sad about this one? White people are EXPECTED to feel guilty for everything and anything that has happened in society. It’s like we should go around apologizing for all that any white person has done EVER to another race/religion/country. Seriously. In the “black sensitivity” class I was required to take for my job, the black instructor told us white people that we needed to recognize that white people by virtue of being born are privileged and have to understand and speak out when they see injustice done to black people. He said we’re supposed to think about our fellow black co-workers and decline the promotion we’re offered in order to think about our fellow black’s possible promotion instead, especially if he has a family. He called it “diversity in management.” Is that supposed to be a joke? Like someone else said, 13% of the population is supposed to rule the country? The one “token” black person on a team is representative of the country.

  1141. on July 14, 2008 at 11:40 am Christopher Smith

    Have you not heard of the Atlanta Child Murderer, Wayne Williams?

  1142. Did you know that the American economy loses much much more money from white-collar crimes, such as exaggerations on insurance claims and returning clothes worn to a party, than from blue-collar crimes? The US economy loses $16 billion a year from blue-collar crimes, like robbing 7-11, while it loses $16 billion from returning clothes worn to a party ALONE?

    White people aren’t that more “moral” or “ethical” than other ethnicities, OK?

  1143. Do you have anything to back that up with or are you talking out the side of your ass?

  1144. I absolutely love how so many white people are offended by this site and by this post. It just goes to show how true this site’s message is.

    As a white person, I am not racist, and I hope to one day reach the level of SUPER not racist. I think that stereotypes exist. I also think that many (probably not most) of them are statistically accurate.

    It seems that each race is mostly comfortable laughing about itself (except for whites who like to get offended). When the day comes that people will stop being offended and can laugh at the stereotypical jokes of every race, together, we will clearly be in a day of declining racism.

    What is racism anyway?! There are so many ways to define it, but I think two of the fundamental characteristics of true racism are hatred and discrimination. Are jokes about stereotypes racist? I think the answer to that depends on a lot of factors, but I assert that jokes about stereotype are in no way necessary nor sufficient for racism to exist.

    When people take jokes about stereotypes too seriously, those jokes are more likely to lead to true racism. When people understand what a stereotype is (a rough generalization) and what jokes are, I think we will then become a less racist and less offended people.

    The End

  1145. Ummm- the D.C. snipers???

  1146. You are absolutely right- EXCEPT- this only applies to LIBERAL IDIOT white folks with an abundance of white guilt.

    I’m a southern redneck. I have NO white guilt. I am all about personal responsiblity for EVERYBODY.

    I never get offended for someone else. In fact, as I understand that most of human kind is good hearted (though stupid) I take all the dumb stuff I hear with a grain of salt.

  1147. “Did you know that there’s never been a black serial killer?
    Did you know that whites have killed more people in the name of Jesus than blacks have killed each other or anyone else in civil wars?
    Just curious.”

    We just had one here in Lansing, MI so enough of your uninformed stereotypes.

  1148. Good lord, at least try to spell things correctly in your rants: It’s “communist” not comunist, “fashionable” not fachionable, “coffee” not coffe, “Barack Obama” not Barac Obama, and, perhaps the worst of all, it’s “could” not coud.

  1149. I love this. It’s “me”. Thanks for the laugh.

    The rest of you all…read a book. haha.

  1150. Here is a list of black serial killers

    Howard Arthur Allen. Indianapolis. 3 or more victims.

    Jake Bird. Tacoma, Washington. He offed two in the Tacoma area in the 1940s and a total of 44 nationwide.

    Terry A. Blair. Kansas City area. 8 victims. 2003-4.

    Arthur Bomar. Philadelphia and Nevada. 4 or 5 victims.

    Daniel Andrew Bowler. Richmond, Virginia. 3 victims.

    Eugene Britt. Gary, Indiana. 10 or more victims.

    Maurice Byrd. St. Louis area. 20 victims.

    Reginald and Jonathan Carr. Wichita, Kansas. 5 victims.

    Jarvis Catoe. New York City. 13 victims. 1941-42.

    Leonard Christopher. Philadelpha. 7 victims. 1980s.

    Alton Coleman. Midwestern USA. 8 victims.

    Andre Crawford. Southside Chicago. 10 victims.

    Paul Durousseau. Jacksonvile, Florida; Georgia. 6 victims, two of which were pregnant women.

    Lorenzo Fayne. East St. Louis, Illinois. 5 victims, all children.

    Kendall Francois. Poughkeepsie, New York and environs. 8 victims, all women.

    Carlton Gary. Columbus, Georgia. 3 victims.

    Lorenzo J. Gilyard. Kansas City, Missouri. 12 victims, all women. (May be Missouri’s worst serial killer ever, according to the Kansas City Star.)

    Mark Goudeau. Valley of the Sun, Arizona. “Baseline Killer.” 9 kills, along with 15 sexual assaults and 11 kidnappings during his year-long spree.

    Harrison Graham. North Philadelphia city. 7 victims, possibly more.

    Vaughn Greenwood. Louisiana. 11 victims.

    Kevin and Reginald Haley. Los Angeles. 8 victims. 1979-84.

    Ralph Harris. Southside Chicago. 6 victims, along with 13 armed robberies and 6 sexual assaults. The first four murders in 1992 and the final two in 1995 sandwiched a prison stint for armed robbery.

    Clarence Hill. Bucks County, PA. “Duck Island Killer.” 6 victims, three pairs of “lovers lane” couples. 1939-42.

    Ivan Hill. Los Angeles. “60 Freeway Slayer.” 6 women. 1993-4.

    Elton M. Jackson. Norfolk, Virginia area. 12 victims.

    Calvin Jackson. New York State. 9 victims, possibly more.

    Edward James. Las Vegas. 3 victims. (He and Troy Sampson [see below] were both “thrill” serial killers, who brutally murdered random, innocent white people — EPH)

    Richard “Babyface” Jameswhite. New York State; Georgia. 15 victims.

    Milton Johnson. Joliet, IL. 4 victims.

    Devine Jones. St. Louis area. 3 victims, possibly more.

    Henry Lee Jones. Southern Florida; Bartlett, Tennessee. 4 victims, possibly more.

    Arhon Kee. Harlem, New York City, New York. 3 girls. Late 1990s.

    Gregory Klepper. Southside Chicago. 8 victims.

    Derrick Todd Lee. Southern Louisiana. 5 victims.

    Matthew Macon. Central Michigan. 7 victims.

    Hulon Mitchell, a.k.a. Yahweh Ben Yahweh. Florida. 20 victims, possibly more.

    John Allan Mohammed and Lee Boyd Malvo. Washington, D.C. and suburbs in Maryland and Virginia; Montgomery, Alabama; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Tacoma, Washington; Georgia; Tucson, Arizona. 13 to 19 victims, and probalby many many more.

    Edward Lee Mosley. Southern Florida. 25 to 30 victims, all women.

    Mohammed Alan Omar. Country of Yemen. 16 victims, all women. (Omar is Sudanese.)

    Gerald Parker. “The Bedroom Basher.” 6 white women, Southern CA.

    Craig Price. Warwick, Rhode Island. 4 victims.

    Cleophus Prince. San Diego, California. 6 victims.

    Richmond Trio. Ricky Jovan Gray, Ashley Baskerville and Ray Joseph Dandridge. Richmond, VA. 8 victims among the three of them in several loosely related serial murder incidents.

    Robert Rozier. Miami, Florida. 6 victims.

    George Russell. Washington State. 3 victims, all women.

    Troy Sampson. (See Edward James, above.)

    Lemuel Smith. Upstate New York. 4 victims.

    Timothy W. Spencer. Arlington, Virginia and Richmond, Virginia. 5 victims.

    Maury Travis. St. Louis area; Atlanta area (?). 17 victims, possibly more.

    Chester Dewayne Turner. Los Angeles. 12 victims, all women.

    Unidentified. Indianapolis. 15 victims.

    Michael Vernon. The Bronx, New York. 7 victims. (Five of his victims he killed in a shoe store because the store did not have shoes in his size. He later offed one pizza delivery man and one gypsy cab driver.)

    Henry Louis Wallace. Charlotte, North Carolina. 9 victims.

    Coral Eugene Watts. Texas; Michigan; Canada. He has confessed to 13 killings, but is suspected in as many as 80 killings.)

    John Williams, Jr. Raleigh, North Carolina. 5 victims. 1990s.

    Wayne Williams. Atlanta area. 33 victims.

    Donald E. Younge, Jr. East St. Louis, Illinois; Salt Lake City, Utah. 4 victims.

    Zebra Killers. Three convicted in San Francisco. 78 victims.

  1151. Funny it mentioned that “It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended”

    “Therefore settle it in YOUR hearts not to rehearse beforehand how to make YOUR defense”-Luke 21:14

  1152. Hahaha, the part about sitting at home preparing for when someone is going to offened them was great and sadly true! This is so funny!

  1153. This website is awesome! But then I realized, it’s true, us Southern-ers can laugh about it, because we see the truth in it and not be offended. Obviously they’re talking about yankees. And liberals.


    -Lil Texy

  1154. ha ha!

  1155. This site is sooooo funny! Lighten up people… take it as it’s intended to be received… as witty and fun!

  1156. Ha ha youre trying to tell me that blacks dont return worn clothes??? Idiot!

  1157. Hey Accidental Philosopher,I think the “accident’ involved your mother forgetting to stick in her diaphragm!


  1159. Surly you are mistaken…you must have misunderstood. What person is going to be that stupid. Diversity trainers are not going to go that far out on a limb. Perhaps the trainer suggested that if you are in a position to make a managerial decision regarding a promotion and you have a Black person in the running, perhaps you should consider them before others because they have been systematically looked over in the past. This would show up in your past promotional practices and hiring criteria.

  1160. Yes there has been….maybe not in the US…BUT

    In South Africa………….

    In Pretoria…

  1161. OKAY!!! DUDE!!! We get it….relax.

  1162. I heard the creator of this site on Elliot in the Morning today. I love this site because it is 100% true.

  1163. haha and didn’t you know that 95% of crime is commited by right handed people too? it’s only a statistic until….lmao @ u


  1164. nobody ever bled to death in a trauma room due to some executive exaggerating the income of a corporation

  1165. Yeah, ummm, slavery was only possible because indigenous African tribes opened trade of “their” slaves with Spain. Honkeys couldn’t go into the African continent and kidnap slaves, that was done by the locals.

    Ever hear of Edi Amin?

  1166. Obviously you’ve had a very idyllic and sheltered life.

  1167. If you’re black you make wayne grady look like malcolm X

  1168. It’s true, as a white person, I look forward to being offended. I prepare arguments against possible outrage while I’m doing the dishes, talking a shower or driving to work. Unfortunately, I surround myself with other white people and they have the exact same opinions as me or they, like me, try to avoid conflict.

  1169. on July 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm charles taylor

    Are you out of your fucking mind? Where in the name of God do you get your information? I bet there aren’t 16 billion PARTIES held each year. How much money is spent in emergency medical care for Knee-gros popping caps at one another? I just wish they were better marksmen! Maybe it’s a knee-gro form of “counting coup”, like the plains indians used to do??

  1170. on July 17, 2008 at 6:02 pm charles taylor

    “Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end; we’d sing and dance……………………..”


  1171. You should read the section on grammar.

  1172. “As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.”

    So true. I have been so amused at some of my white friends being offended on my behalf that I completely forgot to be offended myself and had to talk THEM out of fighting.

    I think another good entry for this site of Stuff White People Like is nonthreatening ethnic slang that they’ve heard in a rap song. They might not use it right, but that will hardly stop them.

  1173. So don’t judge. I say white people enjoy being offended because they obviously DO. Otherwise, why would they choose to take offense at things that have nothing to do with them? Minding one’s own business can be quite healthy, yet they almost never do it.

  1174. Have fun with that! Clearly you’re having a good time.

  1175. Who cares about celebrating life when you land a sweet book deal. Good job guys!!! I heard you on DC 101.1 the other day.

  1176. BUTTHURT!!!

  1177. She’s not mistaken, and don’t call her surly!

  1178. me: well don’t stop, i’m just starting to enjoy this

    (while my male friend has his head near my crotch talking on the phone)

    Friend: You should be more sensitive to homosexuals. You’re going to find yourself in some bad situations if you keep making statements like that.

    Me: um…. I have to be PC when I’m drinking at a bar w/ my friends?

    Friend then spends the rest of the night making fun of middle america (he’s open minded unless you’re considered normal) Luckily I could justify my egregious insensitivity by tallying the number of gay friends and family members I have.

  1179. Is calling a member of the custodial staff a ‘cleaning lady’ considered offensive? I can’t see what the fuss is all about but then again I am obviously white, over-educated and I buy bottled mineral water just because I can afford it. This kind of statement will really make anyone white in the vicinity offended to the point of blushing.

    I do think that PC has gone a bit too far, making communication in some situations cumbersome and a bit ridiculous.

    E.g. how does the stamement placed in an office toilet “Please be considerate and use the air freshner sparingly’. What a waste of words. It could have been much more clear and direct: Don’t crap here, if your poo stinks.

  1180. awww… I love it when Americans call themselves European-Americans. Get over yourself DUDE. You are NOT European. The fact that some remote ancestors of your were once born in Europe does not change the fact that you are now in world of your own. It offends me as a European when (white) Americans call themselves European-Americans. I am being a bit sarcastic – but people like you do live on a different planet and your mind set is very far from anything European.

  1181. on July 21, 2008 at 6:43 am helen twelvetrees

    Calling the custodial staff,” the cleaning lady” may be offensive according to the context. If one’s home is large enough to have a staff,then referring to the woman who mops and sweeps as the cleaning lady is perfectly acceptable. However, if you ae referring to a staff of contracted professionals who emopty the waste bins of offices at ungodly hours and under the harsh florescent lights, then you should not refer to them as ‘cleaning ladies’ especially since some of them may be men. ‘The cleaning staff’ or ‘the custodial staff’ are perefectly acceptable terms with the added bonus of being gender neutral and therefore more politically correct.

  1182. on July 21, 2008 at 1:42 pm Uncle Sambone


    Your day’s never over,
    Your work’s never through!
    Though you’ve tamed most of the heathen and the barbarians too!
    ‘Massa, thanks for ‘lectricity and the (Ah So!) internet too!

    They tried to say that ‘you can’t jump’.
    But, you made it to the moon without having to dunk.
    You might not have much rhythm,
    But you can (steal) carry a good tune,

    You made it through civil rights and women’s lib too,
    You’ve been through a lot, good buddy, no wonder you can sing the blues!
    If the world’d open their eyes, they’d see that in the past you’re not really stuck,
    Even though you still fly a rebel flag, at least it’s on a Japanese pickup truck!

    Black may be beautiful, and tan may be grand,
    But white’s still the color of the BIG BOSS MAN!
    ’Ask not’ (J.F.K.) whether it’s true,

    The world doesn’t understand your level of stress,
    Every minute’s a Malox moment, but that’s the price of success!
    You watch your laptop for the first sign of loss,
    Well, it’s time you paid the cost to be the boss!
    Don’t drop the ball now and lose the home court advantage,
    Or we’ll all have to say the pledge of allegiance in Spanish!(‘Press Uno for English’)
    Only you can straighten out the world’s condition,
    ‘Cause you were properly conceived in the missionary position!
    Stand up like a white man and do your white duty,
    Or we’ll all be blown to hell by sheik your booty!
    ASK NOT whether, Hillary or Obama can rule,

    Uncle Sambone
    (The love-child of Uncle Sam & one
    Of his female slaves)
    In memory of Col. Paul Tibbets, Pilot of the Enola Gay, and all the faithful sidekicks of
    ‘Bwana’ …..(next page)
    Jimmy Olson (Superman)
    Lightning (Amos & Andy)
    Poncho (Cisco Kid)
    Tonto (Lone Ranger)
    Robin (Batman)
    Pepina (The Real McCoys)
    Cheetah (Tarzan)
    Trigger (Roy Rangers)
    Birmingham (Charlie Chan…A whiteman in disguise)
    Mingo (Daniel Boone)
    Kato (The Green Horne)
    Rin-Tin-Tin (If Custer had had him, he might have won!)
    Rochester (Jack Benny)
    Timmy (Lassie, was a ‘white’ dog!)
    Uncle Ben/Aunt Jemima (Betty Crocker)
    Chester & Festus (Mat Dillion, a protégé’ of John Wayne, who didn’t need a sidekick!)
    Barnie Fife (Andy Griffin)
    ‘Condor’leeza Rice (W.)

  1183. on July 21, 2008 at 2:44 pm a young curmudgeon

    And that’s a good thing. “European”. That continent that had dictatorships all over the place until the late 70s, the Eastern part of which was under communist domination, the Western part which was pro-communist, the continent which greedily received Marshall help and American troops and used the freed up money to subsidize anti-American university education, the continent where they, speaking English, comment on American blogs talking about being “European”, knowing that no one in Europe considers himself European, the continent that is the most White Racist in the world, the continent that invented racial socialism but now pretends that was a right-wing thing and then compares George Bush to it, the continent with nice soccer players who throw bananas on the pitch and make jungle noises when a black player is on the field, the continent that couldn’t even prevent genocide in the 90s in its back-yard, the continent that calls itself feminist and atheist yet welcomes Muslims who abuse their wives and spit on the hand that feeds them.

    I’m sure glad I am not European, nor a “European-American”. And ESPECIALLY glad that I am not calling myself a “European” while talking disparagingly about Americans associating themselves with “Europe” on a blog about left-wing American fools. Idiot.

  1184. on July 21, 2008 at 5:56 pm Offended Lady

    This whole comment section regarding the offensive nature of white people liking to be offended offends me. I am crying tears of anger and shame, my stomach doubled over in convulsive howls, reading statistics from questionable sources by people with questionable whiteness quotient.

    While I was working at an unpaid intern writing horoscopes for an independent, nonprofit online magazine exposing the torturous experiments that the cosmetic industry inflicts upon Chia Pets, I tested as 63 percent extra non-racist. And my spirituosity factor was through the roof. My 12th-level holistic shaman told me so. So this entry was totally, like, bunk. And offensive. So there.

    Please, people, can we all look past the stereotypes?

  1185. on July 22, 2008 at 4:40 am Uncle Sambone


  1186. HA that was the funniest, truest, one of the most honest things ive ever heard recently (along with the rest of your blog)

  1187. on July 23, 2008 at 4:29 pm Steve Parks

    lawl, honkey

    We should play basketball together sometime and go get offended together.
    party up?

  1188. Although I find this funny and quite spot on, I have to say I suppose I fail as a white person because although I love coffee/tea, traveling abroad (to Africa no less), and farmers markets, I like it because I like it and not because I am white. I don’t choose my friends based on filling some sort of diversity quota, and I don’t not own a television so I can brag I don’t. I use Netflix because I always return movies late to Blockbuster, and I choose my music based on what I like and not because it’s “different.” I think all anybody can do is be themselves and not worry about whether they are mainstream or alternative, and recognize that unfortunately, most of us all turn into big cliches whether we like it or not. Just be unique on your own level. No one is better than the other – we are all humans and thats all that matters.

    I’m not being offended, I’m just saying.

  1189. I am offended, I think “white” people can be offended just the same as “black” people, just because we are not a proper race…

    I don’t care what colour a persons skin is, black, white, yellow, brown, pink – blue, green (don’t want to offend anybody so covering all bases) – it is what’s on the inside that counts!

    Maybe I think like that because I am a Christian, well I prefer the term born-again follower of JESUS as a lot of Christians seem to have forgotten about JESUS.

    Never judge a book by it’s cover works both ways.

    Ok I am white (not inc. my tattoos obviously) – English with a quarter Welsh:

    “(ask a white person about “flyover states”).”

    No idea but I will google it when I am bored.

    BTW my autistic son thinks the film “White Men Can’t Jump” is offensive.

    I do not give a stuff both ways but obviously racism and prejudice is still alive and kicking.

    I am slightly homophobic – I was very until I became a Christian but now I am hating the sin not the sinner – but still struggle with the issue because I think it is wrong, unatural and certain parts of the body are meant to be a one way system – if ya get me.

    Anyway I am just a grumpy old (30something) white woman who probably has PMT, sorry PMS…

    Damn, I love Gospel – not because your black / African American but because it’s effing awesome. See I am off saying Gospel and mixing it with skin colour but seriously we cannot do it as good. Style not colour!

    Celebrate cultural diversity but don’t bash each other for it, cannot help where your born – I know if I had a choice I would not have been born in a cold northern english town with a corpsicle complexion but somewhere else a hell of a lot warmer, were bacon is still allowed at Subway and has some kind of law and order.

    Is this suppossed to be a joke offensive website? I do get offended and am a tad p***ed but still I can cope – it isn’t the watchtower or something is it?

    GOD see’s no colour (referring to skin before somebody makes a witty remark)

  1190. oh c’mon don’t give us that maybe cos i’m christian rubbish, god’s a d**k he’s all knowing and he still sent his son to die i grissly death. i bet jesus has some real issues now.

  1191. now i can relate to that, i’m white european, just replace the phrase white man with sassanach.

  1192. I haven’t heard that word in years.

  1193. you’re so frickin’ witty. I’m SO offended by your lameness.

  1194. I agree that all races really enjoy being offended, this is less the plight of white people, and more generalizable to all races and creeds. I think it’s great when people are offended, because usually that appears to be the intension, such as right now…

  1195. this is the best one so far, I know too many fellow white people who act like this. Thank you for studying my culture so that I can laugh at it!!!!! this is awesome. Also, thank you for pointing out that white people have a culture, i was afraid i didn’t for the longest time!

  1196. on July 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm John Bowles

    What’s wrong with callng a blacker person black? Obama doesn’t seem to be offended, and he’s a 1/2 and 1/2er.

  1197. on July 25, 2008 at 6:15 pm Dated_A_Whitey

    So true! I dated a white chick who according to this blog might be the Whitest person I know. She could only laugh at jokes about white people but never about blacks, Mexicans, or asians. Her radar was set to be offended in any conversation. Any statement you made that had to be interpreted she automatically interpreted as offensive.

  1198. You know the only people that define themselves by the color of their skin are those that want to profit by it or use it to the benifit given or defined by their defined color by the peer groups that have defined them.
    Race is self segragating, in the miitary in high school any where large groups of peopel gather, they self segragate. Bring together a large group of diffrent groups of people black white latin asian. Now tell them to group together on their own, 90% of the time they will fall along ethinic lines. YOu might get a few who internigle but they will be rejected by the majority ethinic group. Give that group a task and set a time limit, who ever completes it first wins a prize. You will find that the expecation of the group is that the asians will be first whites second black third latins forth. Now the real win stats will fall about 70% white win 20 asia 5 black 5 latin why this happens it is theroy that the groups give themselve limitiation accroding to thier status as a culture level in the society. Truly defined by the media they give trust in.

  1199. on July 26, 2008 at 11:40 am yeah, I'm white

    Ha Ha! it is true 🙂 I spent some time in Israel. When I got back, I told my step mother something about one of the “Jews” that I made friends with. She quickly gasped and said, “Don’t you mean, ‘Jewish Person?'”

  1200. “White people,” in this blog, is a euphemism for “liberal upper middle class.” Now do you get it?

  1201. on July 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm only white people read this

    …. Now there’s a white guys answer for you…

  1202. Sheeesh…chill out, some of you.

    Some here have so much “baggage” they’re gonna be charged a double-fare…
    HINT: This stuff is really…NOT THAT SERIOUS…and the intent is that we all not take ourselves…or our pathologies…so damned serious.

    Take a few minutes to have a laugh…You’ve STILL got ALL DAY… to be your usual ice-hole of a person…

  1203. woah, i love all the “white” responses to this.

    maybe laugh a bit.
    it wont kill you, white people, to laugh.

  1204. Hahah wow. Everything on this entire site is just right. How do they know

  1205. okay, true. however, i gotta agree with the “liberal upper middle class” comment. i have certainly gotten more lectures about the “black” vs. “african-american” vs. “insert here” issue from black people than white people. but then again, i am minoring in african american studies.

  1206. on July 28, 2008 at 10:00 am FairfaxBrian

    I refuse to use the term African American. Whites and Blacks pretty much got to America at the same time. After a few generations, we’re just Americans. I’m not a Scottish-Irish-Polish-German-Swedish-Swiss-British American, I’m just an American. A really really really really white American.

  1207. you misspelled “theory”

  1208. You Canuks get all the good weed, right, Jess?

  1209. Is *jess* short for polar bear food?

  1210. Hey, Crawdady, isn’t it about time to give up crack?

  1211. I’m not sure you get it. It’s the people who beleive in God who fucked it up. But, I do agree God should get the fuck out of here.

  1212. believe ——sorry

  1213. Hey, needle dicked bug fucker, fuck you.

  1214. Now here someone I hope I never meet.

  1215. Hey, I have the opposite situation. I’m dark and there is no black genes is my ancestry. What the hell is with this skin thing anyway?

  1216. crack whore

  1217. I’m an European-American and I’m proud of it. I love it. I want more of it. Oh, blessed am I. Yippie skippy, European-American, thanks mommy and daddy. Hey, by the way, fuck ya if you don’t agree. Fuck the horse you rode in on, also.

  1218. Easy for you to say.

  1219. look at the number of statistics in this response…its hilarious

  1220. White people also love passive-aggressiveness. They have crafted it into the ultimate art form. Heaven forbid they have to tell somebody something directly and honestly.

  1221. on July 30, 2008 at 8:46 am letters2mary

    All those old assertiveness books were just fronts to distract from the core psychic joy of doing nothing and pretending it should not enrage a soul. I think this topic deserves a slot on the list of its own. I would request it but it is much more gratifying to do nothing and see if others become anxious.

  1222. on July 31, 2008 at 4:13 pm The white guy with dreads

    I was not able to think straight today sorry about my meaningless blog. I did go to http://www.revoint.com and felt better about life.

  1223. on July 31, 2008 at 5:17 pm yeah, I'm white

    Ever been to New England? lots of white people there that will tell you to go F yourself – right to your face!

  1224. on July 31, 2008 at 5:26 pm yeah, I'm white

    You lost me at “internigle.”

  1225. This is just awesome haha

  1226. That’s it. Liberal upper middle class.

    I don’t know how people have missed it…it’s about as obvious as it gets…..lol

  1227. Your grammar is terrible – you misspelled MANY words, too! And that last run-on sentence? I can’t even come close to trying to figure what you’re saying! If you have to be so opinionated couldn’t you slow down and possibly re-read what you’ve typed so people can try to follow your point?

  1228. I have read a bunch of these now and have decided that, if any of this is true, I must be the worst white person on the face of the planet.

  1229. Haha, this site is fucking funny. I love it.

  1230. on August 1, 2008 at 2:25 pm The Dealbreaker

    You are.

  1231. Nope, honesty gets you a trip to HR and a pretty pink slip. Gen. “Y”, everyone gets a trophy, no one loses, start the day with a hug, and don’t make me work for anything Bullsh#t! Not a “white” choice, the pussies are in control now. It’s everyone.

  1232. Uh oh, white people on the defensive! But that’s what makes it ok for Jesse to say he wants to cut off a black man’s balls, if a white guy said it it would be a hate crime! That’s why we don’t laugh much, it’s not worth the fight when someone misinterprets it.

  1233. haha :] i’m white and these are all so true, it’s hilarious.

  1234. I’m offended by this website. If it where “stuffblackpeoplelike.com” it’ll be protested and shut down and it sure as hell wouldn’t get a book deal.

  1235. this is so fucking funny cause it’s true.

  1236. on August 2, 2008 at 8:06 am Ritz Cracker

    Given the demographic reality of white people being outnumbered 8 to 1 globally, they have to be the most successful minority in all of history.

  1237. If that comment was meant to be sarcastic, considering that white people like being offended, it’s hilarious.

    If not, it’s based on misunderstanding. If it were “stuffblackpeoplelike.com” it could, of course, cause controversy, just like everything else in the world (because white people like being offended!), but it would still be hilarious. This website places the generalization of any race in contempt, and makes a mockery of racism and of the supposed superiority of Caucasians everywhere.

    That comment is also grammatically incorrect.

  1238. All the more reason someone should set one up, anyway. We need to spread the offensive outrage.

  1239. Just finished the book! Hilarious and so true….a great guide to truly unwhite yourself. Damn glad I didn’t go to graduate school after all. But shit, I’m an artist.

  1240. people get so offended easily these days iT IS ANNOYING! and i am white. lol

  1241. Hey I think your blog is hilarious, but sometimes i feel like it is unfair to those of us who arent so obnoxious as you say white people are. I mean, i know you are allowed to make fun of white people because you are one, but isnt it kind of a sweeping generalization? I think a more appropriate title is “stuff stupid white people like”. Of course that isnt as funny.

  1242. Yeah, minorities never get offended, just ask Don Imus. Larry Summers and Geraldine Ferraro.

  1243. ^^^^^

    Classic example of me, Larry, a white person getting

    offended. I spend all day obsessed about what minorities

    are offended by. I have no life whatsoever.

  1244. People just need to take a chill pill once in a while.

  1245. on August 4, 2008 at 7:35 pm Erica Shannon

    I am a white girl. Hey Hey

  1246. This is too funny! These “whites” seem to be invariably liberal, which makes it all the funnier to me. This one IS my brother.

    Obviously, my whole family is white, but my one brother is the most liberal, and he is so easily offended for every culture or race imaginable… mind you, he’s also the most racist one. (Hates everybody but himself, I think.) I think they are offended on other’s behalf because they believe it hides their true feelings.

  1247. Emmy, the comment of being offended to hide their true feelings is the most disgusting trait of the people you talk about. I usually take them to task just to hear them lie more and therefore proving to myself and others around the nature of the cat before us.

  1248. The sad part is that they are not stupid. The stupids live in trailers and rent apartments. The folks you speak of are intelligent and have a weird way of trying to prove it. They do and say stupid things. Here’s one example: a white person in a alcohol powered car showing the world how eco friendly he is, and actually using more oil than my 6.7 diesel truck. This syndrome is best known as head up the ass syndrome. If I’m doing it, it is right and good, if I’m not, it is bad.

  1249. Just read it and Laugh. Its hillarious. Quit analyzing and loosen up a bit- have a cocktail and just for 5 sweet minutes read a funny commentary on our social stereotypes that are just so damn stupid-funny.

  1250. I love the Black vs. African American thing… particularly because Black refers to those of African AND European ancestry while African American refers to someone born in Africa who immigrated to America….

    Kinda like calling a Spaniard a Latino.

  1251. Give me a fucking break. Minorities have made a cottage industry out of being offended. Or maybe I just need to go to sensitive training.

  1252. on August 5, 2008 at 9:09 am Michael the Psycho

    “[I] know you are allowed to make fun of white people because you are one[.]”
    That, in essence, describes caucasians…

  1253. Well said brotha’

  1254. Anybody want some comment frm a South African -(.. er White guy?

  1255. +1

  1256. You ARE as obnoxious and just don’t know it – consider yourself served, you CRACKER!! Got an issue? Here’s a tissue…

    Lighten up Francis.

    I’m just sayin’……

  1257. So, a Spaniard is or is not a Latino?

  1258. I think this website should be called “stuff left wing white people like” cause I’m from Mississippi and wow i’ve never met any of these white people.

  1259. Mississippi,
    Did you miss the fly-over state comment?

    It’s a joke. If you don’t see people you know in it, then it’s more on than you think.

  1260. Over a hundred items on this list and I only like Netflix and Bicycles. Does this mean I’m not white or just not Progressive, Liberal, Socialist, Communist or whatever the hell they call themselves this week?

  1261. OMG! I do this! LOL

  1262. SO SO SO TRUE!





  1263. You’ve got it. A Spaniard is from Spain, and a Latino is from Latin America. Latin America includes South and Central American along with the Caribbean Islands.

    You’re so white.

  1264. I love the irony of all these people getting offended in the comments.

    To add to that:
    There’s already a “stuffblackpeoplelike” blog. And as a black person, if I were to ever go and read it (it’s down at the moment), I would most likely laugh at it too. So please, don’t play the race card (“If this were about black/asian/latino people…”). By doing that, you’re just getting offended by something you THINK should offend, that hasn’t even offended anyone yet (ah, a paradox).

    Calm down. We all know that most of these things don’t just apply to white people, so there’s no need for you to get angry and defensive about it. It’s just a satirical blog meant to provide some laughs, and to make you realize that you’re sometimes guilty of that behaviour (white or not).

    And seriously, to all the people doing this, please stop commenting on how you’re an anomaly to the list. Honestly, nobody cares if you don’t like whatever’s on the list. It’s just a joke. Take a deep breathe, and Zen. Or better yet, leave?

    There should be stuffwhitepeoplehate site. #001 would be: Laughing at Themselves.

  1265. After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.



  1266. Your world is strange. Did this offend you? I loved it.

  1267. Is there still a Mississippi? I thought that big blow we had a couple years ago eliminated Mississippi. Hell, I’ve been telling everyone the average IQ in the United States jump up drastically when Mississippi blew away. How many of you survived? Maybe there aren’t enough that it matters.

  1268. No, it just means that Al Sharpton is a fool just like you.

  1269. Any white person who hates another white person because of their religion is a poor excuse for a white person. I guess you suffer from “Yarmulke” envy.

  1270. You may as not t even ask that question. Many Africans in their own country would treat a black American no differently than the French treat white Americans. Americans are Americans, the color line stops once we leave America.

  1271. Stop generalizing. All young people are not as dumb as you think. In fact most of them have the ability to see people as opposed to color. I also strongly doubt that you or anyone from your generation could rebuild, or program a computer like most of the young people today. Hell, most of you can’t figure out how to set the time on those outmoded VCR’s you still own. Affirmative action doesn’t look good to most young people. It was necessary because of the dumb a— in your generation who weren’t smart enough not to hate someone based on color. You sit behind your computer and howl about people staring at your son because of his disability, yet you yourself have a seething hatred for other people with differences. You think that everyone has it easier than you because of these differences when in fact many times these same people are treated in a manner no differently than your son. They are stared at, objectified and carnivalized.

  1272. go figure… the “black” site is down….

    lmao… jk… but since we were all being offensive and all…


  1273. God damn, you offended me again.

  1274. I was offended once when my girlfriend said I had a small penis. Anyway, if you are applying for a job and wanna read about a blog discussing a certain interview scam you may run into check out blog number 13 at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It hilarious.

  1275. it’s so true. people are so much more offended by something against the black/latino/native american/asian races than something against the white race. i think its unfair, but then, its just a result of our history, so what can you do?

    that being said, if we all just relaxed and laughed about ourselves a little, maybe everything that mentioned a skin color wouldn’t be considered “racist.”

  1276. Teachers get offended every time they get caught doing something stupid and end up on http://detentionslip.org. It’s got tons of outrageous headlines from schools.

  1277. on August 11, 2008 at 5:55 pm Real white man

    soooooo true!

    this one is one women of any race love too!

    but an offended white woman is the trump card, no matter how much you try, even if you should be, you can’t ever be more offended than one of them.

  1278. duh, what you say?

  1279. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    More offended than black people.

  1280. on August 12, 2008 at 1:56 pm Brightside of Pale

    I think it should have nothing to do with your skin color! People are people. We all have feelings and should be treated with respect. We should treat people the way we want to be treated all the time! When people make reference to their skin color I believe they are showing their lack of trust in God. He made us all on this earth. It’s our responsibility to be entrusted and act according to His will which. Read Matthew 7:1……very important.

  1281. One time I went to a Thanksgiving dinner hosted by very advanced level white people – I said “Happy Victory Over the Native Americans Day!” They looked at me like I said “heil Hitler.” Oops, I did it. I told a story about how my ironic statement was way over the heads of a bunch of white people, that makes me a very high level white person. What can I say? I CAN’T STOP!

  1282. Every February I celebrate and honor My favorite African American- charlize theron

  1283. I think it’s extremely important that everyone moves beyond looking for chances to get offended. It’s annoying. It can be really funny though. I created a facebook group called white students united in response to some white-person shaming that was going on at my college.

    Is it so bad for me to say I love being white because white people are so fucking funny?

  1284. I’m studying in Lebanon currently, so I hope to become an expert in being offended when people use less-than-perfectly-PC language about the Arabic world…


  1285. on August 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm Less than sympathetic

    Cleaning ladies would get a lot more sympathy from me if they’d stop digging through my desk at night and stealing stuff.

    Note to thieves: if you do not want to be caught, don’t break in at an hour when you’re the only one with a key, and don’t steal an mp3 player and then leave the headphones behind. That makes it obvious what was stolen, when it was stolen, and by whom it was stolen.

    Note to the ex-cleaning lady at my old job: Enjoy prison.

  1286. It is amazing howmuch
    time we have on our hands to think about
    what offends us . Im guilty of watching alot documentaries.
    Because I think its in the white people handbook.

  1287. how many facets are there? let’s see…

    there’s* stuff white people actually like (of course, as white people, we know that a person doesn’t have to be white to be a white person (stating the obvious?…sorry.)),

    using one’s level of whiteness (based on how good one is at stuff white people like) to justify feeling superior to others (only fellow white people, of course). expert level white people may not feel superior to the wrong kind of white people (i mean, do you really think so, with whiteness levels that far apart?), but beginning white people may feel strongly superior to the wrong kind of white people.

    then there is the circumstance in which one is so good at being white, she never feels superior to anyone. in this case, her superiority to even expert-level white people is celebrated by white people.

    i think genuine white people may exist, as well.

    feel free to comment; i’m just trying to get some dialog started.

    *or should it be “there are?” i welcome constructive grammatical criticism!

  1288. karrie, you are very close to becoming an expert level white person.

  1289. Clander must have been part of a college Sociology department.

  1290. I think this is more of a black person thing than anything else.

  1291. Fatso

  1292. I do it every day, she is hot!

  1293. I’ve got news for you, Blacks are funnier. You’re white alright.

  1294. Now, that’s a white thing to say.

  1295. lol stop explaining to people that this is just a joke i love seeing them get offended

  1296. black people like fried chickin, kool-aid, and figuring out white people lol
    (im a Negro)!!!!!!!!!aight son?

  1297. This website should offend me, but i find it really funny.

  1298. Another thing white people like: using “she” as a neutral third person voice to override the obviously sexist “he”. The fact that replacing “he” with “she” is just as sexist is of little consequence to the white person as the real aim is to flaunt their cultural elevation via their ability to consciously inject supposed gender sensitivity into their sentences. They will never use the gender neutral “their” or “they” as a possible replacement (for reasons why see the author’s post on grammar)

  1299. Oh the white guilt. I wonder when people are going to figure out that its just another form of “white man’s burden”; once they had to “better” us and now people have to give “white” people credit for superior levels of understanding. Just a new service provided by your friendly neighbourhood ethnics -no longer available for just hair cuts and janitory services.

  1300. i am offended that here in southeast va., they have asked black parents to tell their children , stop killing one another, and stop commiting violent crimes. please? {they,-afro coalition groups}

  1301. Wow, they don’t like being offended. They do like being high though. Speaking of getting high, the lead actor (Seth Rogen) of knocked up and pineapple express is retarded. Read what he did on the daily show here:
    http://www.garbarrassing.com (scroll down to August, 17 2008)

  1302. I hate the fact that Americans are so offended right now about the Olympics judging. Some idiot wrote “the REAL medal count” and I can’t believe Yahoo featured it as a story! It makes Americans look like sore losers and whiny complainers. Just accept it people! Stop crying! God forbid a non-white athlete beat a white person at sports! Oh no China has more gold medals. Calm down people! Go out and do some sports instead of writing about a non-existent conspiracy against white athletes!

  1303. This post offends me…

  1304. ok have you been paying attention to the gymnastics competitions??? i mean any idiot would notice that china for some reason has gained favor with the judges…

  1305. lol…true

  1306. Once again you are confusing “White People” with “White Democrats”.

  1307. I find that offensive. If you can’t see that, well you must be entirely insensitive.

  1308. on August 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm Pedantichater

    This is so true. I especially find that due to our (Caucasians) obsession with political correctness,(perhaps historical guilt). White women take this to another level, as they really, really love to be offended and then freak out on the offender. I believe the term for this type of activity is liberal-douchebaggery.
    They are even offended by being told they like to be offended, and I am sure, based on the above posts, they are offended by this list.

  1309. You people are stupid even when you’re trying to be ironic. Yes, you people.

  1310. I feel like white people LOVE race walking as well. Saw no blacks or asians doing it in the olympics. You should add that to the list of stuff white people like. I also found a hilarious article about race walking at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It’s blog #14 (should see it near the top of the page just scroll down a little bit. Check it out.

  1311. this is so far off the mark…..I think what you meant to say was white people started all the name calling a.k.a. N*gg#r!

    Not that I enjoy being called a honkey, I just let it roll off my back, since I know we started all the name calling.

  1312. Excellent troll, I think you might get a few bites.

  1313. Mo you ho!

  1314. That’s because you’re listening to American broadcasters telling you what to believe! The coverage is completely biased, they constantly point out the mistakes of other countries and ignore the mistakes that the darling Americans are making. It’s completely skewed, are you stupid enough to believe everything you hear on TV?Apparently.

  1315. That’s where you’re wrong. We didn’t start name calling. *Some* of this generation’s white Americans’ great great great great great grandparents said those words about *some* of this generation’s black Americans great great great great great grandparents, and you’re a pathetic pushover.

  1316. whaata matafaaack

  1317. why was there no mention of white male privilege? The Idea that a lot of white upper middle class feminists use to become seen as “more oppressed” than their male counterparts. Ahh liberal arts college….competing for oppression status. I love when people at a college that costs more for a year than most people make in a year talk about how everyone else has more privilege. Then Cry. Then graduate, realize no one cares, and cry some more.

  1318. Am I the only white person offended by this racist website??????? Why is this ok?

  1319. I am a white conservative and I am so pissed about this website… It isnt fair… If this were reversed the NAACP would have it shut down in 3 minutes…. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1320. Fuck you bitch…this website is offending me…o wait a minute…i am white! your are soooooo right. Kill myself…

    For the record…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
    Check it out:

  1321. ROFL!!!! It’s hilarious that people are actually offended by all of this…overlooking classic satire and humor!!!!

    But…I can understand why. Race is such a sticky…sucky… sicky topic. Once in awhile “whites” in America have to accept and address their position in the racial dichotomy…and yes that can be pretty offensive.

    Anyhow, I saw this book yesterday at a Borders in an affluent predominantly white neighborhood. Please don’t ask why I was there.
    When I picked it up, I could NOT put it down. I sat in that Borders for hours laughing my afrocentric-african american black colored whatever you want to call it-azz off.
    My boyfriend whom accompanied me…was done. He was trying to get me out of the store, but to no avail.
    As I laughed to the point of losing my breath ( at times), white men and women all around me frowned and stared once they saw what I was reading.

    Little did they know…I was not laughing because this was a once in a life time chance to enjoy the “shoe on the other foot” factor, I was laughing because over 90+ of the book described me…and my boo. He eventually sat down, accepted that we weren’t going anywhere and begun to laugh very hard himself. He too realized this was us to the T as well. Although, he swore it was more of me.

    Had we finally arrived…finally assimilated into mainstream culture?

    Nope. It just proves how nerdy/liberal/correct we aim to be with out knowing it.

    I really loved this book. I did not have 14.99 to spare yetserday, but I spent the evening searcing for it at surrounding libraries. Today I have decided to visit this site.

    So to the author….thanks for your perspective! So cool and so accurate at exposing hidden agenda/underlying “whiteness” even amongst “do gooders.”


  1322. Uh I just got called a n**g** a not so long ago…soooo…
    um…you are kidding right?

  1323. That’s ironic.

  1324. Yes Evan,
    If this was written by someone out to hurt your feelings then yes. This is written by a white guy! A white guy with red hair and pale skin and glasses. He also has a shirt with the star of david on it, so he is probably Jewish. You can’t get any whiter than that.

    If a site went up like this about black people and it was written by a fellow black person, it would have the same feeling. Just like Chris Rock can talk about black stereotypes in his comedy act.

    These are stereotypes we all fit somewhat. Get over it. You are acting just like the post. Overly offended over something meant to be ironic and funny.

  1325. Where is the mention of fantasy football on this list?

  1326. Yes, yes you are the only one. I offer you two roads to non-offended-ness; You see that little X in the top right corner of this window? Hit it. That or Alt and F-4 at the same time.

  1327. All I know about boxing is: never bet on the white guy.

  1328. omg I find the stench of Michelle Obama’s twat very offensive.

    shut up jews.

  1329. So basically what you are saying is that this prank (click the link below to watch the video) would never fly in America because people would get too offended? It is such a hilarious prank too.

    See a viideo of the greatest prank ever, click the link below: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0020.php

  1330. You’re a fucking sicko, and smell like a wino bum, true?

  1331. Very good point here, the hyper senesitive nature of people in todays world is pathetic.


  1333. That would never go over in America. Too many people wanting to sue instead of work, that and too many up-tight people. I lived in Germany for three years. they aren’t up-tight or overly reserved there. When I came back, man….I really noticed then just how finicky and up-tight Americans are.

  1334. What possessed you to stick your face there ? Looking for Waldo ?

  1335. ralphie you are right I went to visit some relatives recently and was amazed at how many didn’t work. disability,lawsuits, and plain laziness.

  1336. Teachers and principals get offended every day after reading about the trouble their co-workers are getting into on http://detentionslip.org!

  1337. The size of my dick is offensive. You wanna read about something hilarious? This white kid I know moved to Vietnam without a job and barely any money. He is blogging about his experiences there and its hilarious. Read them here: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php

  1338. Most whites do not get offended at racial remarks.


  1339. fuck you krakka go worship the devil dumb sheep white devil

  1340. I have a buddy – a white guy like me – who got called a “cracker” at Target by a black woman. The woman did this right in front of her own kid, as well as my friend’s.

    We could NOT stop laughing about it. And I think that right there sums up white people’s attitude about being offended – essentially we don’t care, and if anything we get a kick out of it.

  1341. Ok…You all are offensive. Fuck all’yall. I am so offended by this entire site, by the silly comments, and by whoever is writing this bullshit. Wait a minute…I am white so I guess that makes sense.

    Speaking of being white, I have a white friend who just moved to Vietnam. He has almost no money and no current job. He is writing a blog about his experiences in Vietnam. You should definitely check it out. I promise you will enjoy it:


  1342. Oh my lord this is so damn funny. I’m assuming it’s a joke, because I can’t imagine anyone actually being that ignorant hahaha… but these give me a good laugh. I’m hoping this whole site is written by a white person. I’m white myself, and I think racial stereotypes are the funniest thing. MORE MORE MORE!

  1343. Don’t click his link, it’s a spyware site.

  1344. Go see your friend, asshole.

  1345. Technically, isn’t it just as offensive to call a black person “African-American”? Why assume all black people are African, or even American, for that matter?

  1346. stuff i like – republicans who think this blog isn’t about them 😉

  1347. on September 6, 2008 at 6:15 pm Tymeash Shaymeel Latisha Shaniqua Smith-Jones


  1348. Being a white person myself, I am usually offended at the stupidity of other white people.

  1349. A few post back you said you’re black.

  1350. A few posts back you said you’re black

  1351. on September 8, 2008 at 8:25 am Pretty Fly For a White Guy

    This should be in the top 10

  1352. This reminded me of another thing white people like. Waiting in line or traffic. It makes them feel like they are important and have other places to be, and there’s the added bonus of getting to complain about it later to other white people. “You’ll never believe what the traffic was like today!” If you look closely, you can almost see a hint of jealousy in the eyes of the white people hearing this tale, and they will most likely interrupt with their own story of an even longer line they had to wait in.

  1353. that last paragraph.

    im going to use that. hahahahaha!

  1354. yes that’s it we are all so jealous of each other when we are the privileged few 100000000 on a freeway in SoCal to have had the honor of being held up by awful traffic, those wretched people who do not care that I, yes I am late for my line in the rich white people banking line… you can almost imagine like almost see me almost interrupt myself to tell you about how long they put a hold on my Nordstroms $10 rebate for being a frequent whiner about the lack of size -1 red and black cocktail dresses, but that isn’t as bad the time…


  1356. Me? I never said that. I’m as white as can be.

  1357. You failed to arm non-white white people -(read: ethnics) who find themselves subject to an offended white lecture with the best defense: “go fuck yourself.” (credit to Gust Avrokatos, CIA god)

  1358. Heh, my friend is white and lives in Vietnam. This kid always gets offended by shit he sees there. He went to Vietnam with little money and no job and has been blogging about his experiences there. His blog is hilarious and he just added a new post today. Check it out:


  1359. You are hereby banned from posting on this blog. Any further activity from your IP address will result in a lawsuit. Thank you for your compliance.

  1360. on September 11, 2008 at 10:37 pm Palin's grandson is bi-racial

    Will this offend anyone?

    If you think politics makes people angry, well check this out! it hasnt hit the news yet! an boy is it a bomshell for Palin

    “dont kill the messenger” 🙂


  1361. Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben, and Craig Romney

  1362. Fuck ya.

  1363. highly and often.

  1364. well have you seen comments made on other posts? it seems like people of EVERY race like to be offended :]

  1365. Utterly and completely hilarious. That’s all I have to say.

  1366. This is funny. But anyone with a sense of humor learns to laugh at the minority (in my case, french) jokes that people come up with.

  1367. Heh, there is a way to one-up a white person correcting you after you say “black” instead of “African-American”. You just point out the large number of black people who…aren’t from Africa! People from Haiti, Jamaica, or India, to name a few!

    At that point, they won’t even know what to do. Sometimes I revel in my ability to out-white my own kind.


  1368. Guess I’m not as white as I thought I was. I like to Explain to others of my kind (?) why “African American” is an offensive term.

  1369. don’t ask me what a “fly-over” state is… first time i’ve heard that term. =(

  1370. I thought Indians are considered “brown”?

  1371. French is a minority? I’m EXTREMELY OFFENDED by your thoughtless words.

  1372. Yeah, what is it?

  1373. Right after I read this, I was sitting at my desk and all I hear is “I was so offended, I just got up and walked out.” And sure enough, the person who said it was a white woman. I started cracking up.

  1374. Your list is amazing, yet I find it odd that you’re one of few white folks who are willing to poke fun at yourself. Which is why #101 is my favorite 😀 Anytime I’ve brought any of these points up in a conversation, the responses from white folks are so drastically different. If the white person in question is alone, surrounded by other ethnicities, bringing up these cultural quirks are viewed as funny and they concur. However, when I’m surrounded by white folks and ask about such things that you’ve listed, it’s as though I’ve told them their children weren’t gifted or that they are not aware. If something is funny, shouldn’t you be able to laugh about it anywhere? I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves, and you’re doing a fantastic job in setting the example!

  1375. A flyover state is effectively a state anywhere in the midwest that no one ever visits, but merely ‘flies over’. Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, the Dakotas…flyover territory.

  1376. Seriously hilarious.

  1377. I thought Indians were red…I suppose calling them by a color isn’t correct anyhow. Nonetheless, I’m white, but this site cracks me up!

  1378. I take this site 2 b extremely offensive i’m not sure who made this but how would u like it if i devoted a site to bagging on your race?Oh yeah thats me i read books and watch documentaries on how to cap on people yupp thats my life.SCREW U RACIST!

  1379. on September 26, 2008 at 3:07 pm SLC white grrrl, shawty.

    Wow, you have NO sense of humor, Mister (or Miss) “u suck -on September 26, 2008 at 2:05 pm “. If you don’t see that this entire blog is incredibly humorous, maybe you should go walk into oncoming traffic. I’m pretty sure that WHITE PEOPLE wrote this stuff. Also, learn some spelling, moron.

  1380. see ???? this is how the person below gets offended …….we therefore conclude…………….. lmao…………. go buy some frisbee humor lmao

  1381. LOL. I love the Moibus strip logic of U suck’s argument. She gets highly offended by a post that says white people love to be offended…. good job u suck!

  1382. The author is a white guy who picks up on the weirdness of his fellow man. There’s nothing racist about it. You’re living proof of his words.

  1383. on October 4, 2008 at 10:00 pm A Person not of color

    start a blog called “stuff latinos like” or “stuff blacks like”

  1384. Hello. And Bye.

  1385. LMAO….stuff Latino’s like…

    I wishhhhh their was a site like that…


  1386. you are entirely to thin skinned. take a load off, relax, and see the humor…get the joke. and it is very funny that you responded with such offensiveness on this particular topic. you too made me laugh!

  1387. I prefer ‘black’ to African-American because most blacks have never even been to Africa and wouldn’t last five minutes there – it’s just a nice easy way to say HEY BUDDY, I’M NOT AMERICAN LIKE YOU, I’M FROM AFRICA without having to deal with the slight inconvenience of having to have ever lived in Africa. That goes for anyone else who calls themself (nationality)-American when they often haven’t been to the country they are referring to and almost always haven’t lived in the country or been born there. Italian-Americans and Irish-Americans are two other popular examples.


  1388. I love this site and I love being White. Everyone else gets to speak about there culture, why not us too.

    Keep up the good work here,


  1390. This blog is truly hilarious and poignant.

    But comments shouldn’t be allowed. Too many people don’t get it.

    Literally every other site on the internet is open to comments. There are far too many outlets for worthless opinions these days. A little censorship every once in a while won’t hurt anybody.

    Oh, and as a preemptive defense of this post, I would like to offer my own entry –

    Stuff White People Like: Adamantly arguing for a superficial notion of the importance of free speech.

  1391. on October 17, 2008 at 2:55 pm Victor Meldrew

    What in the name of bloody hell is this?!!!

  1392. I was at work laughing at this and my white boss asked what was funny, I read it to him and said he was highly offended. Said he was going to contact the NAAWP….

    Another thing white people like….not being satisfied until the have everything someone else has.

  1393. omg lol lol lol…sigh..that was fking funny

  1394. on October 18, 2008 at 11:30 am multi - en eagled

    this is soo goood!

  1395. Just one post-pre-emptive(?) comment – please tell us more about the superficial notion of the importance of free speech. Now that’s something that white people spend so much time arguing about that… hey, it’s too late. Nothing changed all that time you were arguing about your right to argue, so it really doesn’t matter. Just so long as you think you’re allowed to say anything, then you can continue being screwed to eternity.

  1396. See above


  1398. ya dis stuff is wack what’s wrong with you people?

  1399. This whole site is a waste of time seriously…..i’m begging to think that white folks are just boring…

  1400. To come to think about it. If a white person from South Africa comes to America. He is technically “African-American”. So Black works better. Or perhaps American of African extraction.

  1401. I agree with this post. Although, I think this is a parody of the truth.

    I think white-liberals are big on verbal offenses for one of two reasons.

    The first is to try not to damage race relations, which is reasonable. For example, I described a girl as a Mistisa (mixed native-latin race) and a near by white person told me that I was offensive.

    I later asked two guys from Colombia if its offensive to describe a girl Mistia. And they both said no. They also said that it can be comfortably said in South America.

    Second reason is that being offended deepens their belonging to liberalism. Just like how a romantic poem deepens the love in a relationship.

    A component of liberalism is to be outspoken and confronting social change. Liberals have a taste for this behavior. So indirectly being offended is a profession of their beliefs and behavior This will lead liberal-whites to be offended on behalf of a non-white culture. Perhaps this is a bit pessimistic to everyone, even if they are trying to take offense over something minorities don’t care about.

  1402. on October 28, 2008 at 9:15 am professionally offended

    parody is usually a more entertaining example than the truth
    fiction or not.

    if you want to obsess over verbal offenses become a linguist.

    if you want to belong to something go to church.

    “Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.”

    smurf missed the point and sat beside the humor.

  1403. People like you piss me off. That whole post was a waste of time. THIS WEBSITE IS MEANT TO BE A PARODY OF THE TRUTH. That is the whole point. So, either you didn’t get that after reading the entry (which would make you an idiot who likes to present him/herself as intelligent, or you knew that to be so and wrote the post as if you didn’t (which would make you some kind of narcissistic ass who thinks people give a f*ck about your ability to deconstruct the human psyche. Just laugh at it. That is why it exists.

  1404. on October 29, 2008 at 11:29 am blindingly_obvious

    to beatzs:

    white people like websites that are a waste of time. seriously.

  1405. I think this guy is confusing what white people like with what he likes…because he’s weird.HE is the wrong kind of white person…I’m half white and hispanic and I’m so happy for that after reading these posts..I hate the onion almost as much as I hate hummus,peacoats,being offended,sweaters,coffee..sarcasm..arriving on time….etc..

    What I mean to say is these are generalized opinions viewed by one or two people on a whole race..so its just Bull!!!!!!!

  1406. Wow John. You sound really offended. And of course you just had to tell everyone about it… how white of you…

    You know what gets me? People who are rude. I hear someone talking really loud on their cell phone on a crowded bus, or see someone smoking less than 25 ft away from a door, or see a parent who doesn’t have control of their unruly children and I just march right up to them and call them names, and lecture them, and generally make a big embarrassing scene because THEY are being SO RUDE! I’m so glad I don’t behave like THEM. I mean, I just get so OUTRAGED!

    Thought you’d all want to know about it, because (after all) I’m white too.

    Don’t you think these comments – ESPECIALLY from those who don’t “get it” – are part of the fun?

  1407. on October 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm professionally offended

    john…that’s the Hispanic in you talking.
    The white person just laughed.

  1408. I think the whole point of the site is to make funny generalizations…

  1409. ha, ha…exactly.

  1410. there is a difference between high minded indie white people and the rest of white people. i happen to hate the latter and be a part of the first, but dog i just thought you should know the difference

  1411. Snow, You’re hilarious. I wish I knew more white people like you 🙂

  1412. Sounds like a bunch of pompous ass ramblings on a very small segment of the white population, and frankly I am offended…but then again I am from a flyover state so I am not one of the “right kind” of white people~LOL
    Oh , wait ~ I have an observation on white people from “progressive” cities! White people also love to allow their children to have control over the entire household because the parents are afraid to be “mean” to little Buffie and Blake, as it might damage their fragile identities and make them grow up to be a GARBAGE COLLECTOR or a WAITRESS *gasp*!! (p.s.-What your really doing is raising fat bastard parasites and mini Paris Hiltons that will live with you forever because they are entitled to, afterall they never asked to be born….I weep for our future…)

  1413. Smurf said I think this is a parody of the truth.

    Really, do you think so?


  1414. Uh oh. Someone has been hanging out with the wrong kind of white people haha.

  1415. I’m pretty sure that you are the kind of person being ridiculed at this website.

  1416. It’s true. You really are the type of person being ridiculed. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve been laughing my ass off for the past 10 minutes cause all this stuff is funny/true about me. It’s really annoying that you self describe yourself as being “high minded” while really you’re just being a pompous, elitist jerk. Sorry, but I don’t equate being “high minded” to being condescending.

  1417. What about giving away all your possessions in order to travel the world in a Buddhist, Jack Kerouac fashion? One has got to get the upper-hand on those materialistic, worshippers of pop-culture, you know?

  1418. Fark.com, Rotten.com, Perezhilton.com, Freerice.com, NBC.com, Myspace.com, Youtube.com, Stumbleupon…. Who says white people like time-wasting sites? Haha!

  1419. This site’s comedy gold eh, I only jus found it off a google search for the onion (no idea how, i’m pretty sure i typed it into the address bar…stupid vista)…anyways, like I said, comedy gold…then I started readin the comments…an they kinda creep me the fuck out…it’s all about the generalisations that’re even funnier when they’re true, good harmless fun and that but yeah, some people aren’t gettin it…scary people…

  1420. Actually, many organizations prefer “black” over “African American” because it encompasses the entirety of the African diaspora rather than just the percentage descended from North American slaves from Africa. Irony at its best. My 2 cents.

  1421. Are you white? Cause according to the list white people like irony.

  1422. on November 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm Megan the Whitey!

    As a white person, I am OFFENDED that this list exists.

    Okay, I think it’s hilarious, and also hilarious that I do get offended on behalf of other people. But I am not a full whitey, for I am mixed, which makes me better 😉

  1423. i completely disagree with this. I see black people much more often getting offended at these sort of things. “What do you mean YOU people”

  1424. dude you know what I’m talking about! soy desole

  1425. The difference: Many blacks have chips on their shoulders and actually get offended.

    The SWPL crowd pretends to get offended so they can feel morally superior to us hillbilly flyover state white devils.

  1426. not offended just bored we people as you say or above this……you hahahahahha

  1427. Not really unless of course you’re using “you people” in a derogatory manner.

  1428. on November 23, 2008 at 7:30 pm whenITisITwillBE

    i think calling me white is racist. to be fair, all the ‘white’ people should be refered to first by their ancestory and then american, if they are american. i, myself prefer to be called an irish,italian,french,indian-american.

  1429. TUCC. You’re a douche. Why do you keep posting that?
    You are offending me and I am not even white….Whats wrong with you my brotha?

  1430. How Stuff white people like (the website) is like the Unabomber Manifesto ….text from Ted Kaczynski

    Feelings of inferiority
    10. By “feelings of inferiority” we mean not only inferiority feelings in the strict sense but a whole spectrum of related traits; low self-esteem, feelings of powerlessness, depressive tendencies, defeatism, guilt, self-hatred, etc. We argue that modern leftists tend to have some such feelings (possibly more or less repressed) and that these feelings are decisive in determining the direction of modern leftism.

    11. When someone interprets as derogatory almost anything that is said about him (or about groups with whom he identifies) we conclude that he has inferiority feelings or low self-esteem. This tendency is pronounced among minority rights activists, whether or not they belong to the minority groups whose rights they defend. They are hypersensitive about the words used to designate minorities and about anything that is said concerning minorities. The terms “negro,” “oriental,” “handicapped” or “chick” for an African, an Asian, a disabled person or a woman originally had no derogatory connotation. “Broad” and “chick” were merely the feminine equivalents of “guy,” “dude” or “fellow.” The negative connotations have been attached to these terms by the activists themselves. Some animal rights activists have gone so far as to reject the word “pet” and insist on its replacement by “animal companion.” Leftish anthropologists go to great lengths to avoid saying anything about primitive peoples that could conceivably be interpreted as negative. They want to replace the world “primitive” by “nonliterate.” They seem almost paranoid about anything that might suggest that any primitive culture is inferior to our own. (We do not mean to imply that primitive cultures are inferior to ours. We merely point out the hypersensitivity of leftish anthropologists.)

    12. Those who are most sensitive about “politically incorrect” terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any “oppressed” group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual white males from middle- to upper-middle-class families.

    13. Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. are inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.)

    14. Feminists are desperately anxious to prove that women are as strong and as capable as men. Clearly they are nagged by a fear that women may not be as strong and as capable as men.

    15. Leftists tend to hate anything that has an image of being strong, good and successful. They hate America, they hate Western civilization, they hate white males, they hate rationality. The reasons that leftists give for hating the West, etc. clearly do not correspond with their real motives. They say they hate the West because it is warlike, imperialistic, sexist, ethnocentric and so forth, but where these same faults appear in socialist countries or in primitive cultures, the leftist finds excuses for them, or at best he grudgingly admits that they exist; whereas he enthusiastically points out (and often greatly exaggerates) these faults where they appear in Western civilization. Thus it is clear that these faults are not the leftist’s real motive for hating America and the West. He hates America and the West because they are strong and successful.

    16. Words like “self-confidence,” “self-reliance,” “initiative,” “enterprise,” “optimism,” etc., play little role in the liberal and leftist vocabulary. The leftist is anti-individualistic, pro-collectivist. He wants society to solve everyone’s problems for them, satisfy everyone’s needs for them, take care of them. He is not the sort of person who has an inner sense of confidence in his ability to solve his own problems and satisfy his own needs. The leftist is antagonistic to the concept of competition because, deep inside, he feels like a loser.

    17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment.

    18. Modern leftish philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftish philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e., failed, inferior). The leftist’s feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual’s ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is “inferior” it is not his fault, but society’s, because he has not been brought up properly.

    19. The leftist is not typically the kind of person whose feelings of inferiority make him a braggart, an egotist, a bully, a self-promoter, a ruthless competitor. This kind of person has not wholly lost faith in himself. He has a deficit in his sense of power and self-worth, but he can still conceive of himself as having the capacity to be strong, and his efforts to make himself strong produce his unpleasant behavior.[1] But the leftist is too far gone for that. His feelings of inferiority are so ingrained that he cannot conceive of himself as individually strong and valuable. Hence the collectivism of the leftist. He can feel strong only as a member of a large organization or a mass movement with which he identifies himself.

    20. Notice the masochistic tendency of leftist tactics. Leftists protest by lying down in front of vehicles, they intentionally provoke police or racists to abuse them, etc. These tactics may often be effective, but many leftists use them not as a means to an end but because they prefer masochistic tactics. Self-hatred is a leftist trait.

    21. Leftists may claim that their activism is motivated by compassion or by moral principles, and moral principle does play a role for the leftist of the oversocialized type. But compassion and moral principle cannot be the main motives for leftist activism. Hostility is too prominent a component of leftist behavior; so is the drive for power. Moreover, much leftist behavior is not rationally calculated to be of benefit to the people whom the leftists claim to be trying to help. For example, if one believes that affirmative action is good for black people, does it make sense to demand affirmative action in hostile or dogmatic terms? Obviously it would be more productive to take a diplomatic and conciliatory approach that would make at least verbal and symbolic concessions to white people who think that affirmative action discriminates against them. But leftist activists do not take such an approach because it would not satisfy their emotional needs. Helping black people is not their real goal. Instead, race problems serve as an excuse for them to express their own hostility and frustrated need for power. In doing so they actually harm black people, because the activists’ hostile attitude toward the white majority tends to intensify race hatred.

    22. If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to invent problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss.

    23. We emphasize that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of everyone who might be considered a leftist. It is only a rough indication of a general tendency of leftism.

    24. Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are over-socialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem.

    25. The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.[2]

    26. Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc. One of the most important means by which our society socializes children is by making them feel ashamed of behavior or speech that is contrary to society’s expectations. If this is overdone, or if a particular child is especially susceptible to such feelings, he ends by feeling ashamed of himself. Moreover the thought and the behavior of the oversocialized person are more restricted by society’s expectations than are those of the lightly socialized person. The majority of people engage in a significant amount of naughty behavior. They lie, they commit petty thefts, they break traffic laws, they goof off at work, they hate someone, they say spiteful things or they use some underhanded trick to get ahead of the other guy. The oversocialized person cannot do these things, or if he does do them he generates in himself a sense of shame and self-hatred. The oversocialized person cannot even experience, without guilt, thoughts or feelings that are contrary to the accepted morality; he cannot think “unclean” thoughts. And socialization is not just a matter of morality; we are socialized to conform to many norms of behavior that do not fall under the heading of morality. Thus the oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash and spends his life running on rails that society has laid down for him. In many oversocialized people this results in a sense of constraint and powerlessness that can be a severe hardship. We suggest that oversocialization is among the more serious cruelties that human beings inflict on one another.

    27. We argue that a very important and influential segment of the modern left is oversocialized and that their oversocialization is of great importance in determining the direction of modern leftism. Leftists of the oversocialized type tend to be intellectuals or members of the upper-middle class. Notice that university intellectuals[3] constitute the most highly socialized segment of our society and also the most left-wing segment.

    28. The leftist of the oversocialized type tries to get off his psychological leash and assert his autonomy by rebelling. But usually he is not strong enough to rebel against the most basic values of society. Generally speaking, the goals of today’s leftists are not in conflict with the accepted morality. On the contrary, the left takes an accepted moral principle, adopts it as its own, and then accuses mainstream society of violating that principle. Examples: racial equality, equality of the sexes, helping poor people, peace as opposed to war, nonviolence generally, freedom of expression, kindness to animals. More fundamentally, the duty of the individual to serve society and the duty of society to take care of the individual. All these have been deeply rooted values of our society (or at least of its middle and upper classes[4]) for a long time. These values are explicitly or implicitly expressed or presupposed in most of the material presented to us by the mainstream communications media and the educational system. Leftists, especially those of the oversocialized type, usually do not rebel against these principles but justify their hostility to society by claiming (with some degree of truth) that society is not living up to these principles.

    29. Here is an illustration of the way in which the oversocialized leftist shows his real attachment to the conventional attitudes of our society while pretending to be in rebellion against it. Many leftists push for affirmative action, for moving black people into high-prestige jobs, for improved education in black schools and more money for such schools; the way of life of the black “underclass” they regard as a social disgrace. They want to integrate the black man into the system, make him a business executive, a lawyer, a scientist just like upper-middle-class white people. The leftists will reply that the last thing they want is to make the black man into a copy of the white man; instead, they want to preserve African American culture. But in what does this preservation of African American culture consist? It can hardly consist in anything more than eating black-style food, listening to black-style music, wearing black-style clothing and going to a black-style church or mosque. In other words, it can express itself only in superficial matters. In all essential respects leftists of the oversocialized type want to make the black man conform to white, middle-class ideals. They want to make him study technical subjects, become an executive or a scientist, spend his life climbing the status ladder to prove that black people are as good as white. They want to make black fathers “responsible.” They want black gangs to become nonviolent, etc. But these are exactly the values of the industrial-technological system. The system couldn’t care less what kind of music a man listens to, what kind of clothes he wears or what religion he believes in as long as he studies in school, holds a respectable job, climbs the status ladder, is a “responsible” parent, is nonviolent and so forth. In effect, however much he may deny it, the oversocialized leftist wants to integrate the black man into the system and make him adopt its values.

    30. We certainly do not claim that leftists, even of the oversocialized type, never rebel against the fundamental values of our society. Clearly they sometimes do. Some oversocialized leftists have gone so far as to rebel against one of modern society’s most important principles by engaging in physical violence. By their own account, violence is for them a form of “liberation.” In other words, by committing violence they break through the psychological restraints that have been trained into them. Because they are oversocialized these restraints have been more confining for them than for others; hence their need to break free of them. But they usually justify their rebellion in terms of mainstream values. If they engage in violence they claim to be fighting against racism or the like.

    31. We realize that many objections could be raised to the foregoing thumb-nail sketch of leftist psychology. The real situation is complex, and anything like a complete description of it would take several volumes even if the necessary data were available. We claim only to have indicated very roughly the two most important tendencies in the psychology of modern leftism.

    32. The problems of the leftist are indicative of the problems of our society as a whole. Low self-esteem, depressive tendencies and defeatism are not restricted to the left. Though they are especially noticeable in the left, they are widespread in our society. And today’s society tries to socialize us to a greater extent than any previous society. We are even told by experts how to eat, how to exercise, how to make love, how to raise our kids and so forth.

  1431. This needs work, it’s a bit redundant…

    But sharp eye this guy had!

    I still don’t think socialist tendencies are bad though. if all people are broken and weak, it’s logical to cluster together for strength and uniformity.

    Have you ever seen ants? imagine the difference in their power if they were all random individuals…

    That’s what we look like from space, a mess.

  1432. Anon, you’re such an whit.

  1433. To be fair, ‘Asia’ is a continent not a country (as in Asian American,) ‘Africa’ is a continent not a country (as in African American) America is a continent not a country (although people from the USA, including myself always forget this, but as in Native American).

    While some people do refer to ‘whites’ as European American, not all whites originate from Europe, (Iceland, Greenland, Russia, and other places that aren’t part of the continent of Europe,) so technically to call you all European American would be racist. Same way calling someone from Jamaica an African American is racist.

    In short, stick with white.

  1434. In a perfect world, people would know that calling someone ‘white’ or ‘black’ or ‘asian’ would mean nothing more than a quick identification/description of a person…

    Unfortunately Meh, we do not live in a perfect world….and many people use this simple adjective, ‘white’, to mean WAY MORE than just a skin color description….

    If you are from the USA, you would know this as a fact (due to the history of racism in this country and how it is ingrained in almost every facet of our culture), but if you are from another country, your mis-interpretation in the use of ‘white’ is understandable…

    Racism as you use it is NOTHING like the racism that is unique to the United States….

    acism |ˈrāˌsizəm|
    the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races.

    This is the quick definition of racism that America was built on…that ‘white skin’ possessed characteristics and abilities…to distiguish it as superior to all non-whites in America’….

    I would prefer that people would identify themselves with an adjective other than a skin color (French American, African American, Jamaican American, etc) because identification with skin color in america is to bring up many things under the surface…..’white’ and ‘white american’ has definite NEGATIVE IMAGES to non-white americans…from experiences and from knowing American history…..

  1435. ‘whit’
    scrap, bit, speck, iota, jot, atom, crumb, shred, grain, mite, touch, trace, shadow, suggestion, whisper, suspicion, scintilla, modicum; informal smidgen, smidge.

    A ‘whit’ of information ‘anon’ did not cut and paste (this is more like a small novella)….but ‘anon’ did give us the writings of a ‘twit’

    twit 1 |twit|
    noun informal
    a silly or foolish person.

    Ted Kaczynski may have had alot of book sense, but his actions spoke volumes to his common sense….and that is why he is in jail for life…..the cowardly murderer that he is…..

  1436. Someone tell me they see the “Irony” (#50) of nearly everyone of these posts. The topic is “Being offended”!

    This is classic!

  1437. I agree with Krissums.

  1438. I’m no longer offended at stares for I’ve noticed items I purchase gain more notoriety and sales! What better compliment than copy cats! ‘Tis ok. And besides, I’m now noticing much to my delight more African American employees at Whole Foods, yeh! I think with the Obama era, people of my color will be more accepted and respected anywhere and everywhere and, gosh! I don’t even have to wear all my diamonds, gold and jewelry to be accepted! Now that’s really an accomplishment. Don’t have to wear the latest, best and show off clothes, I can save my money and bargain shop for the best deals without the assumption I’m spending my last penny or my whole paycheck! You know, I too many times have actually heard pretended whispered sneers to that extent! Gosh! I could write a book. But it’s all good. We live and learn and grow – together!

  1439. I am offended by these outrageous statements!

  1440. Clearly not with their grammar skills

  1441. i read your very informative and mostly factual…article, dissertation, whatever. anyway, i’m white and i’ll say it- i got lots of black friends! they talk slang around me and forget i’m white and then laugh at me when i say what? it’s cool. i really think all people have a degree of racism in them. we talk about it and love one another despite our differences. if you cut me, i bleed red. if you cut my black bf, she’ll bleed red, too. people are afraid of what makes others different than them. learn from each other! and your thing about white culture, did you come from africa? then why do you say african american? i don’t say german/irish american. we are all just americans. no need to make distinctions. you need to, in the words of charles johnson, a black author, get new and better stories, new concepts and new vocabularies not rooted in the past but in the present. that present is now. remove victim, incarceration crisis and many other derogatory terms portraying blacks as problems instead of solutions from your minds. you have to be the change you want to see in the world -mahatma ghandi. for sure, the pre-21st century narrative is over. the only thing holding the black people back now is the opposing factions and sub-factions of blacks. obama hasn’t even moved in yet, and they (black nationalists, black usa haters to the race neutrals and millennial generation) are already fighting about what his priorities should be, the black agenda or universal hc, economy and war. another question, why is it that almost all votes cast from blacks went to obama? about 55-65 percent of all white votes cast went to mccain. who’s racist? i think we should all pray for obama and one another. i have to tell you this. black and white churches all over the south are teaching 1Chronicles 7:14. i hear about it from my black friends, i see it in magazines i read, on class posts in the online college i attend. everywhere. maybe we should heed its advice. can i at least get an amen on that?

  1442. i agree david. most of these cultures don’t want marriage outside culture bc to have a happy marriage, they need like-mindedness, similar beliefs and values. for us homegrown americans, (yes that means you sweetie, you know who you are) they differ from region to race to individual to religion. it’s not a biblical sin to marry outside of your race, only a cultural one…one that is dying with an aged population who “just weren’t raised that way.” but interracial marriage is hard, marriage of the same race is hard enough. when you die, all that matters is did you love enough? God won’t ask you did you love only whites or blacks or asians, etc.

  1443. amazed, good post. john, so dissapointed. loved ur other posts esp. the irony one. anywho, really do some research. nobel peace prizes are overwhelmingly given to the Jewish. if they have money, so what. are you jealous? be content with what you have. they are also God’s chosen people. He says to him who blesses you, i will bless, to him who curses you, i will curse. you means the people of israel btw. hit ch’ur knees john!

  1444. im assuming we’re talking about american white people? cause im australian, and white… and i know down here no one reli cares about offensive things… u culd say something like ‘geezuz id like to root ur wife’ and theyd take it as a compliment

  1445. don’t speak, really, ur too ignorant of the facts. re re i mean ray ray. and if u ever saw that for real, maybe you’d be scared straight into realizing maybe you don’t know it all.

  1446. zing! i think you won that one jeff. good for you. yeah they know full well what black culture is and you’re right, it doesn’t even need to be said. no more excuses folks, black america can’t blame everybody else anymore. time for personel inventory and a new story that doesn’t include victimhood in it.

  1447. Hahahahaha, so true! I identify with this and hadn’t really thought about it until it was pointed out. I feel great when I’ve got a soapbox to stand on and bitch about how something is unfair, ridiculous, unwarranted, etc. For some reason I get some bizarre pleasure from ranting about some perceived injustice, whether it’s a situation affecting me or someone else. There are some topics I steer clear of altogether because I know it will result in a long-winded response from me.

    Anyway, I don’t really care how anyone responds to my comment because I am addressing you, the blogger, and no one else. I love your blog! You are well-spoken, insightful, clever, and hilarious (the things white people long to be!).

    People who can’t understand that this is supposed to be funny shouldn’t waste their time with it. I (as a white 22 year old female) realize that I do fall into a lot of these stereotypes but you write about them in such a way that I am able to laugh at myself (and my cultural niche) and not take myself too seriously. Keep up the good work 🙂

  1448. That is so not true, you clearly do not live in a ‘white people’ suburb!

  1449. It’s so refreshing to see that Laura has a sense of humor!

    NONE of what he’s saying is offensive and MUCH of it is BEYOND truth…

    everyone else really needs to lighten up. Geez.

  1450. on December 6, 2008 at 5:52 am White Guy #203

    Rofl. That’s a perfect description of most white people. Most of us have god complexes, too.

  1451. OK, I’m gonna call myself Irish-German-Everything-Anglo-Saxon-American from now on, just in case there is any confusion about exactly what kind of white person I am, especially since there was CLEARLY never racism in any of these countries of my ancestry.

  1452. Dat me boyyy, kipt re’le

  1453. this offends me

  1454. It IS true.

  1455. and down here they’re all white people suburbs, trust me.

  1456. “At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.”


  1457. White Americans love not understanding Australia properly and using the words Cultural Niche in brackets.

  1458. LOL, now THAT was funny, true say u don’t think of multiculturalism when you think of australia.

  1459. I think, we the white people of the world feel it’s our civic duty to up hold the PC-ness in the world that we’ve shoved down everyones throats.

    Recently, I was scorned for using the term “native” when the now correct term is “First Nations People”… by a white person. Now I thought I was using the right term instead of the now completely vulgar, oh, I can’t even bring myself to say it now…OK I’m gonna say it… indian (oh no, did he just say that!!!) So I knew enough to say Native, but that’s no good anymore, I didn’t know. I consider myself to be a good, enlightened white person, how did I not know this, Their should be a site updated daily to inform us what the proper title for everyone is. I s “white” person even too risque? Maybe I’m offending myself and I don’t even know it? I’d go kill myself, but, that would be a hate crime.

  1460. American’s of both colours amaze me when they try to imitate an English accent and sound Australian.

  1461. My apologies, I seemed to have mistaken America to contain only two ethnic origins

  1462. on December 12, 2008 at 8:45 pm Flippin Burger

    what’s austria? is that a state?

  1463. Well, sorry, but I don’t get that whole race discussion at all. Coming from different cultures, sure, I can understand that but why do Americans feel the need to know my race whenever there is a survey etc?
    I am “other” ’cause human is never listed as a choice.

    OK OK, but despite that your discussion and observations are excellent 🙂 (although I did feel a bit offended since I am not black… 😉 but also not American)

  1464. a state , near germany , german speaking country , the mother land of mozart and arnold scharzenneger.

  1465. I find it funny that there are so many angry white people on this blog. Yet these same white people are the ones who are always saying “black people cry racism all the time” or “black people need to get over slavery” or “black people are so whiny”. Once the tables turns it looks like white people can’t handle some jokes about themselves. Oh the LOLs you people (idiots) bring.

  1466. why dont you just stop reffering to individuals by their race. using someones race to describe their actions is racist. So your not as informed as you ment to be -sorry out of touch white man

  1467. dont forget queen marie antoinette

  1468. yeah white americans are still kinda uptight. being considered euro trash is a hard rep to carry

  1469. haha. I totally agree. They’re all so true. I don’ t know why people are freaking out.

  1470. how funny. american indians too! i’m 4/4 Navajo, just so ya know.

  1471. I’m offended by people who are always offended. LMAO

    ….and I’m white.

    ….and nerdy.

  1472. You know white people don’t get offended near as much as black people do. In fact, the only reason white people act shocked at racist remarks, is only because black people will complain and call us racist if we don’t say something.

    Inside, all true white people don’t like black people, and do not care if somebody offends them.

  1473. whitees suk, blackies suk, tannies suk, reds suk, u suk, but i dont suk.

  1474. on December 19, 2008 at 8:39 pm basically white

    I dunno, you might.

  1475. I don’t know, I think African American is now more offensive than Black again, since it carries a slight “dual citizenship” connotation. I’m offended on their behalf.

  1476. Thank you for caring LOL. But being called “African-American” is not offensive. African-Americans are not necessarily of “dual citizenship” in this I agree with you, but in terms of racial identity this is not the case. Calling a “black” person “African-American” is most politically correct given African-Americans are simply a byproduct of American slaves of African descent (obviously), white plantation owners, and a whole slew of other races that have also integrated with us. The term “black” is offensive for we range in colors from fair to midnight blue if you haven’t noticed already. By the way, most of us are actually BROWN, Caramel or Tan colored if white people just can’t help but put a color to it. Color classifying has been a white issue and something that “white people love.” Giving my two cents I’d say why don’t ya’ll make BROWN the new BLACK. Maybe we’ll respond to that better 🙂

  1477. until you learn how to spell “suck” and act like you’ve been educated then i’d have to say you ‘suk’ like the rest of us. LOL.

  1478. “true” white people? ignorance is bliss as can be seen by your thinking. it’s sad that people like you still exist, full of unmerited hatred and malice. of course, you don’t care what “black” people think but wait until the Lord comes back and we’ll see what you think then….you need to get your mind and your heart right before He puts it to the test.

  1479. well we’re not WHITE either…we range from really pale to pretty tan. i am a nice light peach colour. since when are african-americans midnight blue though? haha.

    i don’t think i’ve ever gotten offended on a race issue. i love comedians who make fun of all races. i like to make fun of all races, including my own. i dunno. humans are weirdos no matter what they look like or where they came from.

  1480. hhahaha wtf? “true” white people? weirdo. you can’t just not like all black people. what’s the point of generalizing?..every individual is different. AND it’s about your soul, not your vessel. duhhhhhh.

  1481. helloooo ever heard of DETAILS?

    what paints a better picture in your brain?

    1) a man walked up to me and slapped me.

    2) a CHINESE man walked up to me and slapped me.

    yeah. think of it as gaining more knowledge of the character.

  1482. screw political correctness. no one should be that up tight.

  1483. using african-american as the “p.c. term” is kinda redic.

    first, it assumes that you are indeed of african decent, which we all are to some degree, yet you could also be from the caribbean or something more recently.

    second, it assumes you are american (u.s. american, for u p.c. a-holes). Again, not wanting to acknowledge that there could be black people living in any other country in the world.

  1484. Maybe I should just go around and call you Poor White Trash for a while Meg, see if you dont get uptight about it.
    put alil love in your heart 🙂

    hohoho muthaf*@ka

  1485. Spoken like the poor white trash that you are W, I respect your stupid opinion. I respect it because I know why you feel that way. You see, since your poor white trash, you are treated worse than any black man because you have no excuse for being poor. (Americas lil secret. Skin color dont hold as much weight as the green in ones wallet.) Your fellow white people probably kick your ass every chance they get because of your social status, so the only thing you can do is hate on minorities. Im not going waste my time trying to argue with you on how stupid you sound, society already treats you as such, keep hating the black man that is more qualified for that job you are trying to get but couldnt get even in your wildest dreams. The fact that a mexican speaks better english than you, a asian that is smarter than you, a arab that is more accepted by white people than you …….etc, the list goes on and on. Wollow in your ignorants SON, I under stand. The library is closing now, you cant read as it is so run on home to the trailer. i know you cant afford a computer for your house.

    put alil love in your heart 🙂
    hohoho muthaf*&ka

  1486. Being a “nice light peach colour”, chances are you have never been in a position inwhich you would have been offended. If people of color were to call you ‘trailer trash’ and assumed that all “nice light peach colour” people like yourself were all lazy and good for nothing, you would not be so peachy about being offended. Even though you may not have oppressed anybody, dont mean other “peachy colour” folks havent. Since you have never been on the recieving end of a hate filled joke, you will never know how it truly feels to be offended for something as insignifigant as the color of ones skin.

  1487. on December 23, 2008 at 7:52 am can't believe I care enough to respond

    If you can’t laugh at yourself then you should just put a bullet in your head and help this world out. Save us the hassel.

  1488. The thing that most people miss, is that what is considered an offensive term, depends on what part of the country you are in. In the north east, African-American is rarely considered a politically correct term. Only a small percentage of people who are black are descendants of slaves here. Most are islanders (Haiti, Cape Verdean, etc.). Many Dominicans even self-identify as black.

  1489. Why laugh at myself when I have a dumb ass like you ‘cant believe i care enough to respond’ too laugh at all day long. hahaha, kiss my ass and mind your own business.

    put alil love in your heart 🙂

    hohoho muthaf*#ka

  1490. Haven’t we all been offended in one way or another? Is it not possible for ANYONE to feel hated or emotionally battered?
    I feel that hate, insecurities, trials and tribulations are apart of life. We must endure and be strong to survive, not matter what politically correct term best suits your skin color.

  1491. this article offends me.

  1492. Rich people dont get offended the way a poor person does, a minority wont get offended the way a caucasion person will because of the history, in the US atleast. The best way to put it is like this, If Caucasion people were the ones picking cotton and hanging from trees. If they had to sit in the back of the bus and was called cracker or honky in a negative way while being beat and oppressed with little to nothing they can do about it, those words of evil would have a different meaning if a non white oppressor used them. Everybody has bad days, problems, saddness, etc,etc…..but dont let a bad day be remotely compared to the racism. The people not being oppressed ever understand the pain of those who are. Long story short, a white person who says they dont understand why non whites get irratated when they say they dont understand why they dont get over it, is because the problem still exist today. If you dont believe me, read some of the blogs on this site. Explain to me why all of a sudden a former POW who was planning to continue the Bush agenda in the white house is more qualified than a man who called out for change. He is white, thats why. People are still mad about the fact that the new president is black. Im not going to say that you are a racist and not all non whites are correct in crying race for all their problems, because they would get scoulded too. But dont act like everything is honky dorrie now because even though this country made a BIG leap forward, there still is a ways to go.

  1493. You failed to mention African Americans are also a byproduct of africans that enslaved and sold them. You seem to have a problem with using COLOR terms I guess that doesn’t apply across the board…. “white plantation owners” . White people are not all exactly one shade of whiteness either and some have freckles. How is using “African American” different then “European American.”

  1494. African American is different from European American because Europe is not the same as Africa.
    i.e. Mr. John is not the same as Mr. Jones because Jones and John are two DIFFERENT things.

  1495. Anyone remember Peter Tosh’s reggae tune, “African”??

    Don’t care where you come from,
    as long as you’re a black man,
    You are an African…

    No mind your nationality,
    you have got the identity
    of an African

    Cause if you come from Clarendon
    And if you come from Portland
    And if you come from West Moreland
    you are an African…

    And you KNOW where the late Peter Tosh is from, don’t you?…

  1496. I am fleshtone but it’s not the Negro I dislike because of skin pigmentation it is the horrid behavior exhibited by some that makes me look askance at Negroes in general.

    Well, along with all the non-Negrotians who also display attrocious uncivil anti-social behavior.


  1497. you assume that by being white someone has never had to endure being socially shat upon? Look beyond your small little world friend. People in my family were murdered for what they believed in. My grandmother worked in a sweatshop. But you know what, people get over it. The biggest reason racism still exist is that people will not let the past be. Those who used to oppress try to inflame with stupid KKK marches and such, and those who might not have even felt the racism that they complain about so strongly bitch about acts long past. For instance, my friend’s great great great grandparents were slave owners, will you hold that against him. He doesn’t own slaves, he doesn’t even give a shit what race you are. On the Obama issue, get over yourself. McCain was a solid canidate until he decided that Palin might be an intelligent person. He had done plenty politcally and though he had some policies similar to Bush that doesn’t mean he was the same person. Also, what do you mean by change? Are you using like most idiots, as a buzzword without substance? The election of Obama should be lauded as proof that this country has been moving away from the exclusivity it once had and instead people like you make it into a racial issue. Both were good candidates but positions on the economic crisis and Palin sunk McCain. That is it, the politics made the decision not their race. Now stop your bitching.

  1498. Hey confused, get over it!!!!!!! I was starting to feel your pain but then your hidden agenda came blazing thru like a fireball in the nite. I sympathize for your family being murdered for what they believed in. The thing that you fail to mention is… What did they believe in? More importantly though is the fact that being murdered for a belief is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from being murdered for your skin color. If a white man believes in something but gets threatened, he has a choice to stand up for their belief and face the concequences or lie and try to save himself. As a non white man, if you are being oppressed because of your skin color and ONLY your skin color, there is no lying to get out of it, no reasoning to save yourself. Thats called RACISM. Do not EVER in you freaking life compare the oppression of one due to BELIEF with the oppression of one due to RACISM. No comparison.
    I dont know you, for all i know you could be a millionaire because you are defending McCains platform. If you make more than two hundred thousand, there is nothing I can say to change your mind because I understand where your coming from. BUT, if you make less than that, then you are a RACIST and you dont want to see a black man in the white house, or better yet, a dumb ass who claims not to be a racist, but is, who doesnt want to see a black man in the white house. Let me explain. McCain only cares about the rich. Last I checked, the majority of the middle class makes far less than 5 million dollars, last i checked, the average family knows how many houses they own. You are intelligent enough to know where i am going with that. The way this country was run is a joke, luckily, everything unfolded while the republicans are still in the office. haha, the near depression that this country is now in is under Bush watch, Obama has too clean up a big mess, he didnt cause it. The only thing McCain did was get caught by the enemy and get the TREATMENT. Last I checked, that dont qualify anyone for the oval office, he is no more qualified than Obama is. The only thing he had going for him was the fact that he was going to continue bushs agenda and that he was WHITE. America knew better and he lost. Minorities know how to read and keep up with the issues, RACIST WHITE DUMB ASS PEOPLE think they dont, they only think that minorities saw a black man running and they blindly voted for him. NOT!!! Obama was not the first black man to run, he is just the first one to win. I dont have anything against Palin, she was just not qualified for the job BUT she did what she was suppose to do. He was dead in the water before she came into the picture, once she got there, his campain got alil breath of life. She did not kill his campain, it was all him. Dont make her the scapegoat now. Look, put alil love in your heart buddy, I could go on and on about this topic, but you realize that your blind ignorance was called out and that you have nothing really you can say about it without sounding like a racist. If you are not a racist, you should apologize to minorities for that ignorant blog you wrote and move on with your life before I treat you like the racist that you are starting to look like to me. IGNORANCE IS NOT ALWAYS BLIST BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS TO THOSE IN THE KNOW.

    hohoho muthaf*#ka 🙂

  1499. “Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.”

    Would be hilarious, but isn’t because that is the only thing these white people will do to make a difference. And then they will brag about what great people they are.

  1500. may i help paint your house?

  1501. well, I am from Ms and I can say for a fact that they were poor whites picking cotton along side the rest, as far as the kkk, they would kick your ass and burn you out no matter what color you happened to be, all you had to do is tick them off in some small way. it would be much better if we define ourselves based on who we are inside instead of the past or what some idiot said to you. if they are an idiot, why would anyone care what they think?? learn from the wise, turn a deaf ear on the stupid.

  1502. You make a good point steven, but if idiots go on unchecked for a long lenth of time, they tend to make a habit of that behavior. The past is the past, what happened way back when is over and done with, but if people dont learn from the past, they will be destine to repeat it. Oh yeah, those poor whites picking cotton, were most likely getting paid for it. Not much, but more than a slave was getting. Slaves were not paid a cent. In a perfect world, we would be defined by whats inside, but the worlds not perfect and we are not. I guess that sucks huh, I dont make the rules.

  1503. To quote from memory from Russell Baker, a white Virginian:

    Spending a life in quest of offense in order to enjoy a righteous outrage is a Truly Awful Thing that did not exist, except among hopeless neurotics, until fairly recently.

  1504. I no longer wish to be cat. as “white.” I want to everyone to appreciate me for who I am; german-english-dutch-czech-south carolinian-american.
    Thank you

  1505. Not the PC type, I become offended at others being offended. Make sense? I refuse to apologize for being white, blonde, and blue-eyed. I actually love it. I also refuse to grovel around kissing anyone’s booty, black, brown, OR white.

    I’m now going to put on my Calvin Klein peacoat and go shopping.

  1506. I’m offended that you have accepted the nomination of the Southern Poverty Law Center as an organisation to potentially benefit from the sale of SWPL T-shirts. Far from “tracking down hate groups” the disgusting Web site splcenter.org incites hatred against Catholics, defining them as “anti-Semitic radicals”.

  1507. Catholics aren’t “anti-Semitic radicals”??

  1508. amen honkey!

  1509. Dear Racist,

    Its generalizing an entire race based on something you think you know that makes you a douche, see? i think slavery was pretty uncivil. And what about whitey’s despicable behavior? And who the fuck are YOU… “negro” ??? Seriously, either you are an old white man over the age 92 or just a racist doucher.

  1510. Way to be offended!

  1511. no one says “euorpean american” to keep from offending whitey.

  1512. re: maddox

  1513. Good go, so many of these comments are so very bad….

    Folks, do you not realize that Stuff White People Like is not to be taken seriously and is purposely written in a way that is ‘double layered’ rather than ‘straightforward and honest’?

    Good god enigma; you’re basically saying that people who are white have no right to make fun of themselves.

    That is simply ridiculous.

  1514. on