#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

February 10, 2009 by clander

stashtat When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos.

But do not make the mistake of thinking that white people like all tattoos. In fact, they hate a great number of them:

* Anything with an American Flag or Eagle

* References to Military Services

* Tribal Arm Bands

* “Heritage”

* Faces of children, spouses, or dead people

* Tattoos with more than one color

A white person getting a tattoo is a major step in their life as it presupposes that their taste at this given moment is good enough to sustain them for the rest of their lives. Needless to say, this is a near impossible task. This is why you don’t see a lot of white people with R.E.M. or Strokes tattoos.

White people can only get tattoos of the only thing that they are guaranteed to like in five years, and needless to say it’s a short list. But two things will never go out of style with white people: humor and irony.

An ironic/funny tat can come in many forms: a piece of bacon, old Nintendo characters, mustaches on the inside of their finger, or Asian Characters that say something funny and self-aware like “dim sum,””chicken fried rice,” or “I can’t read Chinese.”

The Chinese or Japanese character is an interesting case study about the dangers of getting a tattoo with a personal meaning. You see, about fifteen years ago these were considered to be acceptable. Then the wrong kind of white people started getting sentences like “trust no one” or words like “beauty,” “truth,” or “endurance.” To make a more modern analogy, it would be like The Arcade Fire being featured on a Jock Jams CD.

White people learned their lesson.

A white person with the right kind of tattoo is generally very popular within the white community since they have shown a demonstrated commitment to irony, humor, and in some cases, self-deprecation.

If you find yourself competing socially with one of these people, there are a few things you can do in order to defeat them.

Your saving grace is the fact that white people not only enjoy getting funny/ironic tattoos, but they really enjoy talking about them too! Therefore, it is essential that you already have 2-3 clever tattoo ideas ready to drop into a conversation.

“Yeah, that finger mustache is pretty cool but a lot of people have it. (Note: this is the meanest thing you can say). I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of a donut around my belly button or a picture of a hamburger on my forearm so I can order food when I’m in Japan.”

Your conversation partner will likely then tell you about the clever tattoos that they have been thinking of and before you know it they have forgotten all about your competition.

Photo from Fingerstache.com

Posted in Uncategorized | 1,028 Comments

1,028 Responses

on February 10, 2009 at 10:25 am Idir

FIRST! Yay.
This was quite short, actually, but I LOLed. When’s there gonna be a piercing one?
on February 10, 2009 at 10:33 am civatoas

2nd, wahey, a new post!!
on February 10, 2009 at 10:37 am Forest

i’m going to get a fingerstache tat.
on February 10, 2009 at 10:39 am ...love Maegan

the mustache IS kind of HILARIOUS ….I’m thinking of adding it. lol …but I totally won’t
on February 10, 2009 at 10:44 am kaykay

FOURTH! what about japanese anime characters? white people love miyazaki.
on February 10, 2009 at 10:51 am Half Assed Kitchen

White people just like the word “irony”. And “ironic”. That’s what my tat is gonna say. “Irony.” Dude.
on February 10, 2009 at 11:01 am Dentonista

Dearest, this was hysterical. However, listen to your friendly neighborhood Dentonista, who is front row center for the Rockabilly scene – ALL White People, BTW. Not a single greaser or betty would be caught dead with a monotone tattoo.
Could your last bullet point have been a typo? Did you mean “* Tattoos with NO more than one color”?
on February 10, 2009 at 11:06 am ashers

It’s so true! And I never realized it!
on February 10, 2009 at 11:16 am Heather

I started a blog for people to share the stories of their tattoos. Check it out! Read how to submit your tattoo story on teh top right part of the page. Cheers!
on February 10, 2009 at 11:32 am Overeducated

I think greasers are the exception here. White people think monochromatic stuff is “edgy”. Look at all the black and white photos we take in an effort to look “artsy”…
on February 10, 2009 at 11:51 am angie

i wondered the same thing about the piercings. 🙂
on February 10, 2009 at 11:58 am Big Al

white people hate tribal arm band tattoos? really? might want to look a little more closely because i don’t see anyone else wearing them… except, you know, tribesmen…
on February 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm Buckaroo

Tattoos, I love ’em. I love them most of all on fat, pasty white, women over sixty, who have them placed on the outside of their calf. What the hell is that about? In addition, they usually have straight greasy grey hair. They waddle and a lot of times use a cane. Now there’s the kind of white person I don’t want to be.

You know what I mean. If it’s your grandmother; keep her in the house. Now, I think I’m sick.
on February 10, 2009 at 12:03 pm Stefanie

You forgot to mention tattoos people get while they’re drunk or things like grammar and punctuation. A friend of mine got drunk and got an exclamation point tattooed on his forearm- now that’s a silly tattoo. I’m thinking of getting a semi-colon or something like that.
on February 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm jasontromm

You’re a moron. American flags and eagles never go out of style for tattoos on white people. What are you a communist?
on February 10, 2009 at 12:14 pm Bruce

I hear white people also like self-promotion
on February 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm Dentonista

An excellent point Overeducated. But, do you suppose the masses with monochrome tattoos might be the “wrong kind of white people”?
on February 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm Mike

I love this site and crack up almost every time I read something. But this is incorrect. White people in fact ( more then black people) get American traditional and Japanese traditional tattoos. Portraits and black and grey renderings, heritage tattoos and full on new school style tattoos are also VERY common if not more common on white people then black people. I am white have several of these tattoos and have worked in a tattoo shop and seen many people come in and specifically get these. White people do not like ( at least not as much as black people ) the bastardized “bling” Ed Hardy crap.
on February 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm Mike

sorry…

But I do agree, white people LOVE stupid Ironic tattoos also.
on February 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm James

Totally back to form Clander. Well done. Its funny how all of these people who strive so hard to be individual end up creating a niche of society in which they all behave exactly the same.
on February 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm Fan from Brown

Sweet threadless shirt in the photo, way to add another item on the list (t-shirts) to the entry! 🙂
on February 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm Chelsea

But those are most likely the wrong kind of white people.
on February 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm Fi

So, a tattoo saying ‘lorem ipsum’, bad idea?
on February 10, 2009 at 1:32 pm Matt

The most prevalent white-person tattoo has to be tramp stamps on women. Not humorous or ironic, just mostly symmetrical.
on February 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm Holly G

Nice. Yet I’m wondering what region of white folk you’re talking about? I’m guessing West Coast/Northwest? I’m from Tennessee and I wasn’t familiar with some of the stuff mentioned. I think tattoos in the South are a whole other ball game, perhaps requiring a separate post : ) Pretty much all the stuff you listed that white people won’t do (or anymore) is plentiful in the South. Yeehaw.
on February 10, 2009 at 1:52 pm James

I do not know if agree with this one. I thought tattoos were pretty much relegated to the wrong kind of white people again. They are kind of white trashy. An Ironic tour shirt like “Wilson Phillips” is one thing, you can take that off. Ironic tattoos are to permanent, and white people are to savvy to make that kind of mistake (most of the time). I am glad I made into my early 30s without one. Tattoos are only for the wrong kind of white people!
on February 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm civatoas

white people love tattoos that proclaim their veganism.
on February 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm stagolee

So, I am familiar with this white guy who is a tattoo artist. You know, the kind with tight black pants, and a single-speed track bike.

He refuses to work on anything that doesn’t have “artistic merit”.

Enjoy starving for a living, cracker.
on February 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm Buckaroo

How ironic.
on February 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm Jimmy

I gots a “Full List of Stuff White People Like” on my back.
on February 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm Bianca

Your list of unacceptable tattoos cannot be more true. Us white folk are limited to what we will permanently mark on ourselves.
on February 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm Katie

Hmmm… piercings are a bit mid-to-late 90s, don’t you think? I guess some are still considered cool. But eyebrow piercings, on any gender, seem to scream “Help! I’m 19 and I am thoroughly confused about my sexual orientation.” Nose piercings are most popular on evangelical Christian college campuses, where it’s deemed the most rebellious thing a pretty, attractive girl can do.

Here in Portland, I see a lot of “ironic” tattoos. The vintage pin-up girl on the shoulder, the zucchini wearing a bikini…. it’s pretty crazy.
on February 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm Bianca

That is so great actually.
on February 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm Keith

I have two tattoos of religious symbols of religions my parents do not belong to. That’s a two-fer.
on February 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm Fat Wolverine

I love when people get all hissy and defensive about their “unique” tattoos. If they were such Big Bold Individuals, they wouldn’t care what anyone else thinks.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm John

I knew a girl who got “Art.” as a tattoo on her leg. Not art as in the concept, but the actual word “Art.” Stupidest thing I had ever seen.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm Amber

Just watch The Rock of Love Bus, they all have great tats! LOL
on February 10, 2009 at 4:27 pm Amanda

This one is wrong… white people absolutely LOVE multicolored tattoos. Every white person i know with a tattoo has really bright multicolored sometimes even neon or pastel looking colors. The rest of the list of tattoos we dont like is true though, lol those are really lame tattoos.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm Claire

I would beg to differ. Women with tramp stamps are the antithesis of this species of white people. Tramp stamps scream, “Look at me! I didn’t finish high school!”

If you haven’t already watch the SNL skit on lower-back tattoo remover. Genious.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm Claire

**Genius.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:34 pm El Santo

That the wrong kind of white person, Jason.

Interestingly enough, the white people mentioned on this site WOULD get a communist tattoo.

Ironically, of course.
on February 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm Casey

Hey, your forgot to mention tramp stamps. I think they’re becoming mandatory for white women under the age of 55.
http://the100mostannoyingthings.blogspot.com/
on February 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm Chris

I got a tattoo of a fat bitch on my shoulder. Cause I like fat bitches.
on February 10, 2009 at 6:27 pm thingsidowhennooneiswatching

you forgot to mention that some white people like to get tattoos while on holiday somewhere exotic. because said exotic destination’s cultural practices helped them understand their greater purpose in life. if you ever have the misfortune of asking them about the tattoo, the response will undoubtedly go like this, ” i got this tattoo because, i learned so much from them. they changed my life, man.”
on February 10, 2009 at 6:27 pm nobama

Is it Buckaroo’s mom?
on February 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm Levon

“Starland Vocal Band”?! They suck!
on February 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm C.D.

What the hell is up with tatoos on the neck? Those kind of white people need to just pack up the tent move on down the road to another carnival site.
on February 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm Justin

The best example of white people tattoos was a Butter Biscuit tattoo put on a very elitist music reviewer.
on February 10, 2009 at 8:37 pm Sara

Amanda,

You know white trash.

Casey,

You do as well.

Chris,

Good use of irony. So white.

Thingsidowhennooneiswtaching,

New money.
on February 10, 2009 at 8:37 pm Scal

Nah, that’s so late 1990s. The people who still have those are not the type of people this blog is talking about.
on February 10, 2009 at 8:40 pm Scal

Yeah, what’s with all these people suddenly not understanding the site?
on February 10, 2009 at 8:55 pm God Shamgod

I’m just happy I never got that ‘Blues Traveler’ tatoo I was thinking about in college.
on February 10, 2009 at 8:59 pm eranino

yep, that’s exactly the genius of swpl: finally relieving the society by exposing from the inside the lame herd mentality of all the people who decided they are rebellious individuals with original paths just follow fashions like just like ANY other provincial group in the world. only they never think of themselves as another group, they allow themselves the arrogance to decide they are more inteligent than “the wrong kind of people”… I wonder if any of them truly does understand swpl.
there is nothing wrong about some group mentality, there is no need for hate whatsoever, but it is their lack of self awareness that makes this whole blog so ground breaking.
anyways, Clander, again, a brilliant and funny post. especially the note in brackets in the part about the mustache tattoo!
on February 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm james chionsini

How about the straight edge XXX tats on the wrist? A lot of White drug overdose victims sport that one.
on February 10, 2009 at 9:15 pm mckleinzie

Tattoos within tattoos. Man, trippy.
on February 10, 2009 at 9:47 pm thecomfycouch

those are the wrong kind of white people, e.g. ‘springbreakers’

unless you are talking about tribal tattoos from Fiji, or specialty ancient tattoos from Japan… otherwise you win at whiteness!
on February 10, 2009 at 10:02 pm ff

#122 Being straightedge. Most people understand that the time to do drugs and drink is early on, when your metabolism is quick and your body recovers from insult easily. White people refrain from this. This makes white people feel like they are soldiers, monkishly dedicated to the causes no one asked them to take on. They eventually remove the stick from their asses in their early 40s, when they turn into bar hounds and subsidize Jimmy Buffet’s career at the expense of their rapidly aging bodies.

#123 Faux lesbianism. After Marilyn Monroe’s untimely passing, white women quietly forfeited their throne as the sexual ideal. They are now training themselves at younger and younger ages in the ritualized dances of black women in order to attract mates at clubs and bars. Once they grow out of their teens and realize this tactic only works once in awhile, the wrong kind of white women make out with each other in public in a last ditch effort to lure males. The right kind pretend to not be attracted to men. This makes them feel ascetic and sophisticated, like a new, vegan Sylvia Plath or Virginia Woolf.
on February 10, 2009 at 10:33 pm James Reitano

Wow! I had no idea about this one!!
on February 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm Wash Echte

In Germany, the tribal arm band and ankle band are still going strong. In fact, I saw a tribal “door band” on a car the other day.
on February 10, 2009 at 11:01 pm John T

It’s better to get intentionally regrettable tattoos, then you won’t have to worry about if you’re going to like it later in life, since you already know that you won’t.
on February 10, 2009 at 11:17 pm Buckaroo

Hey, Nobama, screw you, at least I have a mother. Unlike you, who was shitted on a rock by a bird and the sun hatched you.
on February 11, 2009 at 12:02 am your ass, mine

#124 Mitch Hedberg. No idea, why, they just do.
on February 11, 2009 at 12:53 am shalimow

hehehhe
good job

i like this post

thanks
on February 11, 2009 at 12:59 am shalimow

wowowow

thanks f u post, very interesting

thanks
on February 11, 2009 at 2:46 am reid c

Tattoos as a whole has almost become an anti-symbol of individuality. How many “unique” individuals have tattoos just like their friends’? How can the same tramp stamps and arm bands set people apart from each other? Or maybe it’s a solidarity thing, being the same as the person next to you.
on February 11, 2009 at 3:01 am Serge

Its funny back maybe 30 years ago a person with tats was considered trash. Now its come full circle, see someone with tats, I think trash, scum, loser, unable to think, must follow the fad, get a tat, 15 years later burn it off, duh.
on February 11, 2009 at 3:04 am ray

Any smart white whore will not be looking for a mate at a club. Think upscale, most white whores are smarter than that.
on February 11, 2009 at 3:10 am alisha

White people also take great pride in designing the tattoo themselves. Often they don’t realize that their design skills are lacking, but they will still boast that it is their own unique design.
on February 11, 2009 at 6:10 am Robyn

This is pretty funny. I am white and think the whole Ironic Tattoos is lame. But I do like tattoos. I have one that I got when I turned 18 and plan to get another one as soon as I can afford it. I definitely fall into the category of No more than one color because I only like black ink tattoos but I have many friends that go all colorful, so that definitely doesn’t hold true.

Tattoos aren’t trashy unless it is a trashy looking tattoo or put on a trashy person.
on February 11, 2009 at 6:55 am iteachnell

I have an exchange student from China who translates all of the calligraphy tattoos we see. My favorite was an extremely trashy girl who had “chicken” tattooed on her back. Did she know it said “chicken”? I bet she thought it said “gorgeous.” The irony of those tattoes really lies in the artist.
And you’re right. I have a tattoo of a turtle – which I have always loved – and on the shell are my daughter’s initials. Two things I will still like in 5 years. (At least I hope so.)
on February 11, 2009 at 7:07 am Bill Mydo

I’ve got an american flag tattoo on my arm. Glad to hear these douchebags hate it.
on February 11, 2009 at 7:08 am Sam

This is so true. A guy in my Western Civ class, whom I had never talked to, was so excited about his “funny” new tattoo that he couldn’t help but spontaneously ask me what I though of it. It was a duck on his middle finger, and he thought it was just so funny that he would literally be “flipping the bird.” Terrible.
on February 11, 2009 at 7:20 am Scott W.

Yeah, but meh. Doesn’t really have that “gotcha” power now does it?
on February 11, 2009 at 7:29 am Asn

It’s funny you mention this because “chicken” is a slang word for “prostitute” in Chinese…
on February 11, 2009 at 7:40 am cockpunch

Good idea. I guess you sometimes forget where you come from. It happens to me sometimes to. I should tattoo my address to my forearm.

Take that drunken night.
on February 11, 2009 at 7:41 am abodef

that is awful
on February 11, 2009 at 7:42 am abodef

I have heard stories of women asking for something ‘symbolic’ on their lower back, and the tattoo artist writing ‘exit only’.
on February 11, 2009 at 8:10 am dongis

very true about REM, but I would think white people would continue to love them after the 80’s-90’s for their ’causes’ if not for their music.
I think an acceptable band tattoo for a white person may be a Rolling Stones mouth and tongue or maybe something U2-related.
on February 11, 2009 at 8:17 am Tanna

“That dear boy is a tramp stamp, a ho tag, a Panama City license plate!”
on February 11, 2009 at 8:23 am Nixie

You forgot Looney Tunes tattoos under the kind that white people hate. There is nothing worse than a Taz tattoo.
on February 11, 2009 at 8:25 am lookimpushingon

hahahahahahaha. I know a few people with the fingerstache. This post was great. I’ve been worried about SWPL from the last entry. I stand reassured…. Great job CL!
on February 11, 2009 at 8:52 am Chris

I like the American flag. I was thinking of getting one with 100 stars.
on February 11, 2009 at 8:55 am maybe not so bad?

Can I claim my not-well-thought-out tramp stamp from 1998 as now being ironic?
1. It is not symetrical, although it is “tribal”
2. It is over 10 years old
3. If you met me, you wouldn’t think that I trashy (I don’t think) as I am fond of turtlenecks and other librarian-ish clothing (although I do not wear glasses, sadly.)

Please, I need a little validation. It was 1998. I was obsessed with NIN and having pink short hair and other 1998-ish things. I was 18! It was stupid! The only time you can see it is when I am in a swimsuit.

okay, I am done.
on February 11, 2009 at 10:45 am sofrhsefasrbd

a guy at my work has a ‘Tool’ tattoo, you know the band, and i told him, you better have every single cd they have on disc and vinyl! i think that is a tattoo for the wrong kind of white people.
on February 11, 2009 at 10:49 am sofrhsefasrbd

my friend was going to get a mudkip, but he got the word “Metal” tattooed on his fat hairy stomach. so i asked him, what are you going to do, if twenty years from now you start liking soft jazz instead of Metal?
on February 11, 2009 at 11:16 am loveit

I agree. A tattoo always sends the wrong message.
Doesn’t matter if it’s the homemade prison tatt (most definitely the wrong kind of WP!) or something unique from the tattoo parlor—still a permanent mistake.

Someday tattoos will be so un-cool, un-trendy, and no one will want it. It will happen because it happens to nearly every trend.
Eventually there will be a lot of old folks sporting wrinkly, faded, unrecognizable tattoos.

I’m a rebel. No tatts! And I’m finding more and more people who are coming to that conclusion.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:19 am emma

That is kind of funny and ironic. You know, it can be proven that all fashions that are uncool or have been uncool will come around and be popular again. Just look at skinny jeans and thrift store flannel shirts–no one would be caught wearing them 6 years ago. now, every scenester has these necessities in his closet.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:20 am Tom

http://fingerstache.ning.com/forum/topics/708101:Topic:683

More ideas needed!!!
on February 11, 2009 at 11:24 am James

When I worked at Sears in college one of the loading dock guys had a big Tazmanian Devil smoking a joint on his shoulder. On top of that Taz had bloodshot eyes. The thing was very detailed. I think the guy spent half a years income on it.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:30 am twistedtomboy

My father very recently got a tattoo of Marvin the Martian on the back of his right calf, facing the left, and a picture of the globe on the left calf, with a little mushroom cloud coming out where Iraq is supposed to be. It’s actually pretty cute and detailed.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:38 am James

Yeah, I know what you mean. When I was a teeneger in the 90s I started to see them pop up everywhere. Stuff like dolphins on girls ankles and barb wire around buff dudes (and sadly not so buff dudes) biceps. Then by 1999 they were everywhere. Until I was around 17 or so, I never remember seeing any tattoos. When I was a little boy the carneys had them when they came through my city every summer. A few hair band era sluts had roses around their wrists. Now it is so played out chicks getting PhDs have lame shit on them somewhere. You can’t run from your past though. Everyone will still know that you were once a wrong kind of white person.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:46 am Writers Wanted

My uncle has a tattoo of a naked woman on his forearm. This is a pretty standard tattoo, rather boring really. The funny thing about this is, he used to have a job that did not allow him to have that type of tattoo. So his boss told him that he either had to get the tattoo removed, or get some sort of clothing tattooed onto the woman. My uncle, being the sarcastic man that he is, got a see-through nightgown tattooed on her. He did exactly what his boss told him to, but nothing really changed about the naked lady, except a faint outline of something that looks remotely like a nightgown.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:47 am someone

i’ve been talking about getting a tattoo of a vagina in my armpit for years…
on February 11, 2009 at 11:52 am Yetii

Finger stache tats are weak. Why not get a stache tat on your face? Now that would take some balls.
on February 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm Brian

I think a great piece of white person one-upsmanship is to be part of a social set that would have been attracted to tattoos 10 or 15 years ago but to not have any tattoos. You’re saying your level of committment and tastes are too fluid to be pinned down to anything for more than a few years. You were born pretty much perfect so why mess with it?
on February 11, 2009 at 12:40 pm thismayconcernyou

All people with tattoos are going to hell. According to your neighborhood church. Does this mean all white people are ultimately hell-bound just because they like tattoos? That’s so not cool.

A curious black man
on February 11, 2009 at 12:48 pm Suzie

So, so true. A couple years ago I constantly talked about how I was going to get a tattoo of some kind of monster/beast on my vagina that would be some intricate tattoo that involved my pubic hair and shaving a certain way for the beast to pop out. I never did that though.
Now, being the true Minnesotan that I am, I want a tattoo of a dinosaur tearing its way out of Minnesota.

One of my favorite tattoos I’ve seen on someone was a guy who I assume was anti-gun (but I guess I don’t know that for sure) with a large handgun tattoo on his stomach/hip that was pointing a bit towards his package.
on February 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm jasontromm

Yeah, way too many white people are getting tattoos. My 66 year old mother-in-law got her eyebrows permanently inked. Her friend (almost as old) got her eye makeup permanently tattooed.
on February 11, 2009 at 2:04 pm Steph

I have a tat of a huge black cock on my ass, what every little white girl wants.
on February 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm Sarah

I have a tramp stamp tattoo. Of a postage stamp. GET IT?
ohh, irony…
on February 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm Gene Steel

I had my finger chopped off, and tattooed r.i.p. on the stump.
on February 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm Sara

This is true, but like all the posts, is what “white, 20-something-hipsters like”

Who gets American eagle and military service tattoos, if not white people? Sure, these types of body art are banished to the middle-of-the-nation, small-town white communities, but “white” nonetheless …
on February 11, 2009 at 3:55 pm Steve

Come on now, White people love the tribal arm band. Judging from the number of frat boys who have them, they’re required before you can join the white college social elite.
on February 11, 2009 at 4:56 pm yeahrightradio

That’s not funny. Not in the least bit.

http://yeahrightradio.wordpress.com/
on February 11, 2009 at 7:57 pm thingsidowhennooneiswatching

I have a tattoo of a Walkman on my arm because its old too. Kinda like Chinese or Japanese culture.
on February 11, 2009 at 8:00 pm Gavin

nailed it

10/10

would read and laugh out loud again
on February 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm Tyler Wright

Every tattoo person: “I’m not done yet.”
on February 11, 2009 at 9:51 pm Anna

i love the comment about nose piercings for Christian girls. totally true.
on February 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm Wendy

Yes, my roommate says that God won’t recognize me with a tattoo on my body. I told her that her teeth weren’t going to heaven because thanks to braces they were straighter than God made them.

I think my favorite ‘wrong-kind-of-white’ tattoo has to be a bald eagle with the American flag draped over its wings and the words “These Colors Don’t Run”

I don’t know if anyone else read the “Wayside School” books, but I vividly remember one of the characters (a 3rd grader) being allowed to get a Tattoo for his birthday. His friends were telling him all these “cool” things he should get, and then he comes back to school with a potato on his ankle. His reasoning was that he loved potatoes and didn’t think he’d ever get sick of them.
on February 11, 2009 at 11:11 pm josh

Fantastic books, thanks for the moment
on February 12, 2009 at 12:07 am Tyler Wright

Rilly? That slays!
on February 12, 2009 at 12:10 am Tyler Wright

He didn’t twas funny. It’s cute and detailed.
on February 12, 2009 at 1:00 am lonny

haha! I was just watching this today! I was thinking the exact same thing! Does watching that show make me the WKOWP? I’m concerned now…
on February 12, 2009 at 1:29 am MikeWhite

wow! that’s why I won’t get braces! I knew it, god made me perfect the way I am…if I got a tattoo it would be a bar code, to show that we are all just numbers in the eye’s of the man and the government. This would prove I am committed to my rebel cause of being a revolutionary. (sigh) I am glad I am unique among all the other white people out there… One love hombres!
on February 12, 2009 at 1:52 am lonny

that’s funny…
on February 12, 2009 at 3:02 am panda.bae

i want a happy face mac tatoo …
on February 12, 2009 at 4:00 am thelogicalsmoker

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/12/the-curious-case-of-gregory-oden/

LMAO
on February 12, 2009 at 4:21 am Gary

#121 should be removed as it is ALL WRONG. I can understand the tongue-in-cheek hit on the new Bohemians or the liberal white yuppie crowd. However, I am VERY proud of my full color American flag representing my 20 years of military service and the tribute to my fallen brothers and sisters who have protected the freedoms and prosperity which you all have so selfishly enjoyed over the past 250+ years. Maybe stating that white people are not proud of their country would apply to white people in Kalifornia (sic), but not to the rest of us in America. I enjoyed the entire website so far, but #121 on Tatoos is the only one that “gets under my skin”.
on February 12, 2009 at 4:22 am Gary

#121 should be removed as it is ALL WRONG. I can understand the tongue-in-cheek hit on the new Bohemians or the liberal white yuppie crowd. However, I am VERY proud of my full color American flag representing my 20 years of military service and the tribute to my fallen brothers and sisters who have protected the freedoms and prosperity which you all have so selfishly enjoyed over the past 200+ years. Maybe stating that white people are not proud of their country would apply to white people in Kalifornia (sic), but not to the rest of us in America. I enjoyed the entire website so far, but #121 on Tatoos is the only one that “gets under my skin”.
on February 12, 2009 at 4:57 am Nate

“Your conversation partner will likely then tell you about the clever tattoos that they have been thinking of…”

That S/HE HAS been thinking of, you mean? Why do white people always do this??! Singular subject, yet plural pronoun references. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. !!!.

You can be inoffensive and still be grammatically correct, you know!
on February 12, 2009 at 6:14 am michelleortiz

Oh my goodness, shutup. Seriously.
on February 12, 2009 at 6:19 am Josh

Looks like Gary is the wrong kind of white person…
on February 12, 2009 at 6:24 am michelleortiz

Yeah I think this whole blog is dedicated to the kind of white people that you find in Austin
on February 12, 2009 at 7:05 am coffeegopher

And we like them cause nothing is sexier than a well-placed tattoo. Except maybe a well-placed tattoo hidden behind an argyle vest…

http://www.marriageconfessions.wordpress.com
on February 12, 2009 at 7:07 am Draylon Hogg

Yeah all hail Gary he was protecting your lives by depriving mainly poor brown / yellow people of theirs.

Just think how miserable your lives could have been under El Presidente Roberto Duran following a successful invasion of America by Noriega’s Panama.

Wince as you contemplate life under the vicious iron heel of the Grenadans. Shudder as you contemplate the Guatamalan disappeared forcing socialised medicine down your throats.

And piss your pants with absolute terror at the thought of the Elite Republican Guard of Saddam Hussein raping your grandmother atop the smouldering ruin of your local Target.
on February 12, 2009 at 7:23 am SpikeLee3000

Anyone who has a tattoo is the “wrong kind of white person” as far as I’m concerned. Tattoos are the cheapest looking thing in the world.
on February 12, 2009 at 8:19 am Maggiebex

Maybe her true love is named Arthur?
on February 12, 2009 at 8:23 am Maggiebex

Newbies?
on February 12, 2009 at 8:23 am Maggiebex

What’s a “heritage” tattoo, anyway?
on February 12, 2009 at 8:24 am Maggiebex

See, semi-colons are hot.
on February 12, 2009 at 8:33 am cracker

I have to back up Dentonista here. I live in the trendiest of nieghborhoods in Atlanta, and I see tattooed white people every where. Educated white people who work in the service industry and listen to bands no one will ever hear of. And it’s true, Greasers are the driving force, but hippies, indie kids, lesbians, emo kids, aging punks, surfers dislocated from the ocean … how can all of these be the wrong kind of white people?

White people have taken up the traditional, multi colored style of tattoos – sailor jerry and japanese styles, and revived them. It’s an ironic appreciation of art has evolved into a genuine championing of an unappreciated art movement.

How could SWPL miss this? Maybe the nieghborhood SWPL lives in isn’t hip in anymore….
on February 12, 2009 at 9:36 am das booty

dude you are a freak! what the fuck are you talking about??? actually who cares!!!
on February 12, 2009 at 10:36 am your ass, mine

You can learn a lot from a culture by studying their folk heroes. White people have Michael Huberty, the guy from Falling Down, and Deniro in Taxi Driver. All quiet white people who allow people to slight them for their whole lives before letting loose their fury in an irrevocable manner. White people love to think that they will overcome their meekness one day and allow trivial issues that most people would consider not worth dwelling on (Breakfast menu discontinued, a forgotten pleasse and thank you) to build up and up and up until they explode in a tie wearing, sweaty dinsgruntled fury on the evening news. Going postal is white people’s favorite fantasy. It allows them to believe that they didnt willingly submit to a sexles, soul-draining life.
on February 12, 2009 at 10:58 am your ass, mine

Stuffblackpeoplelike:

ganging up in fights. Because nothing proves that youre a tough guy more than having 8 of your friends beat up your enemy.
on February 12, 2009 at 11:00 am ss

faggot
on February 12, 2009 at 11:42 am ss

alcohl: while the consumption of alcohol is a universal, white people take it to a new level. To most people, drinking every day by yourself is a sign of alcoholism. The white people, it is proof that one is deep, existentially pessismistic, and a sensitive artist. Reading Bukowski taught them that drinking makes you a poet. Listening to Tom Waits convinces them that drinking makes one an artiste.
on February 12, 2009 at 11:57 am Rev. Spaminator

Damn! And here I am branded with BoB Dobbs. 🙂

I suppose white people like pretending that this site is about someone else.
on February 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm pom

Please seen #99 on list………
on February 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm rudy

I have a big hamster tat.
on February 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm rudy

Provlonie
on February 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm Jack

This is a very good article. True, in some ways. But what i would like to know is why you think “white people” hate these types of tattoos?
* Anything with an American Flag or Eagle

* References to Military Services

* Tribal Arm Bands

* “Heritage”

* Faces of children, spouses, or dead people

* Tattoos with more than one color
on February 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm Landon

Woow, that moustach-on-finger tat is by far, hands down, the absolute dumbest tattoo I have ever seen.

Someone, somewhere actually that was a clever idea??
on February 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm Landon

Jack – those are the ‘wrong kind’ of white people who get those tats, as explained. This site deals strictly with a certain type of white people: granolas, yuppies, urban hipsters, etc.
on February 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm whoops

someone doesn’t get it
on February 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm Buckaroo

I know a guy who has “Reserved for Enigma” tattooed right above his pecker.
on February 12, 2009 at 5:31 pm clw

Please …….

#122 DESIGNER ATHLETIC GEAR (for yoga/fitness) i.e. Ron Herman private label sweat pants, Stella McCartney for Adidas, or anything from Nike Town.

#123 Extensive Vocabularies
on February 12, 2009 at 6:40 pm enigma

Hey Buttaroo, I know you have a horse’s name tattooed to your ass because your ass belongs to him, literally. You even have a theme song for your orgasmic experience….

I kissed a horse and I liked it
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a horse and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a horsel just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a horse and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature
It’s not what, good men do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

Us pervs we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

I bet you do like it loser. Tell Paint and Cracker that I have a picture of them tag teaming you in your mouth and ass beeeotch, and YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!!

🙂
on February 12, 2009 at 7:46 pm judd

i have a tattoo of a black ring around my big toe. it’s very faded and looks like something is wrong with my toe. it’s ten years old and i still laugh every time i see it. i call it my tat-toe.
on February 12, 2009 at 8:04 pm Kayla

* Anything with an American Flag or Eagle – this is because showing patriotism is not a very hipster thing to do… it’s like supporting Bush and saying that the iraq war is good.

* References to Military Services – supporting non-pacifism?

* Tribal Arm Bands – that was SO 1997

* “Heritage” – family – how cheesy, who cares about the past, we are boring and white from Europe a long time ago.

* Faces of children, spouses, or dead people – again with the cheese – sentimentalism? bah!

* Tattoos with more than one color – to complex, it is truly artsy and not tacky to have only one color.
on February 12, 2009 at 9:33 pm slenderbutter

White people like Irony, period.
They need it. Irony is their desperate and feeble attempt to pepper their perfectly sane and well adjusted middle-class lives. But, Irony is empty and it sucks.
on February 12, 2009 at 10:21 pm Whitey

Non-white people should not be allowed to comment on these. If you are outside the group you have no right to say anything.
on February 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm Nick

I am absurdly happy I have no tattoo, nor any desire to get one.
on February 13, 2009 at 12:05 am Sherry Littlefield

Sounds pretty stupid actually.
on February 13, 2009 at 12:08 am Sherry Littlefield

You totally forgot TATTOOS FOR LITERARY PURPOSES:

http://www.ineradicablestain.com/skin-quilt.html

That’s ALL white people.

Skin by Shelley Jackson.

Seriously… a tattoo for every word in the book, and who’s NOT white in it? Pretty impressive collection of white people tattoos.
on February 13, 2009 at 12:41 am Buckaroo

Hey Beeeeoooootcch,

I found a dog. Enigmama the dog is a cross between a rat terrier and a cocker spaniel. I call it a rat-cock. I have to break a bad habit of hers (she’s a bitch), that she insists upon doing. She likes eating all the dog shit she sees where ever she sees it. I gets pretty embarrassing yelling her, “Enigmama quit eating shit.” Then old Enigmama just looks up at me with her miss matched eyes for two seconds and then goes right back to eating shit. I haven’t let her close to other dogs, yet. I’m afraid there may be some antisocial behaviors. After all, a bitch rat-cock named Enigmama should be clue enough to be cautious. I’ll keep you posted. We’re planning on going to the doggie park soon.
on February 13, 2009 at 3:34 am Kelly

Oh god dammit. I got a Kanji a couple of years ago on my lower back (vertical, no less) that says “aim here.” And I thought I was being SO original. Turns out I’m just being a white cliché. 😦
on February 13, 2009 at 7:35 am AnAsian

I detect some racist ass shit here 🙂
on February 13, 2009 at 7:46 am Pat

I am according to Things White People Like “the wrong kind of white person” and I am perplexed as to how many of my peers dont understand the humor of this site. These are not blanket statements of all white people, just the upper middle class, over-educated, under-employed, liberal, douchebag lemmings we all cant stand. When I say “we all cant stand”, I mean pretty much everyone else inhabiting planet earth. So take no offense trailer trash, rednecks, hillbillies, giudos and other assorted Joe Six-Packs, they are NOT talking about you.
on February 13, 2009 at 8:14 am Gary

I want a tattoo of this entire entry
on February 13, 2009 at 8:34 am dawkhawnta

I had an English teacher that had a semicolon on her inner forearm.
on February 13, 2009 at 9:10 am anna

I don’t know, I see tons of young people here in PDX with both tattoos and tons of piercings.
on February 13, 2009 at 9:43 am georgem

Shouldn’t this just be tattoos? I know a person who has a Phish tattoo on their wrist, and a globe on their other wrist. Neither one is funny, nor is it ironic (unless we are taking ironic to a whole new level). But, these see like the exact type of tattoos that most white people would die for.

What about sleeves? Teardrops?

You know what is real funny? White person justifications for tattoos. White people love to say “when I get an idea for a tattoo I wait for a year, to make sure it is something real for me,” or, “my tattoo reflects who I am”.
on February 13, 2009 at 10:03 am Scott

You should get a tattoo that says that.
on February 13, 2009 at 10:05 am Chuck Wavy Dean

I am a white male and I have often thought of getting a “tat” but the reasons why I haven’t is a) knowing me, in less than 2 years after getting the tat I would be bored with it and think it is stupid and b) my wife, who is a VERY conservative white woman, would probably freak out.

If I were to get a tatoo it would probably be something to do with cycling as I am an avid recreational cyclist and go riding as often as I can. I have been seriously into cycling for over 20 years so a cycling related tatoo might actually be something I wouldn’t get quickly bored with.

I loved the comment in the article about getting tatoos of a donut and a hamburger so you could order food in Japan by pointing at them. Very clever!
on February 13, 2009 at 11:37 am Quincy

“unique”? my friend has had a barcode tattoo for years
on February 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm Nick Kiefer

Why don’t white people like spring break? I’d say they do because they like getting drunk and like fun in the sun at the beach and girls in bikinis who go wild and take their tops off and stuff like that.
on February 13, 2009 at 12:42 pm Nick Kiefer

Good detecting skills.
on February 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm rkwp

Tats are great, and only look better as you get older! Tats look great on old, loose skin, very appealing on an old bag.
on February 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm enigma

Thanks for the update, your making improvements buttaroo, at first you only slept with male farm animals, you have progressed to having sex with female dogs. I guess you got to start somewhere. If you like calling your girl friend (the dog) enigmama, more power too ya. What can I do about it, I just hope that when you try to molest her and touch her in her no no spot, she bites the living shit out of you. After your finished fucking dogs, I guess you will start to set your eyes on cats, I know thats the only pussy you will ever see, ya fucking bum. LOL, oh yeah, how is your wandering the earth coming along. Have you had any new adventures, did the horse get jealous of your new found love. Did your giggling pig and bull find peace in your absense, or did they miss tapping your beastiphile ass.

put alil love in your heart

🙂
on February 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm Buckaroo

Oh, are you the confused one.
on February 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm Chris

my friend daniel has a banner that says never forget with the two towers from lord of the rings over it. it’s actually pretty awesome.

i have punctuation and expensive beer scarred into my skin.
on February 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm Asian Chick

Everyone that makes a tatoo keep talking about it, I plan to do when I have a child one day with his/her name, but also planning to not be talking about it all the time.
I find it cool in the arms, very visible, what do you think?
on February 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm SearchPeople

I agree….if I were to get a tatoo I would want to make sure it will still be something I like or love 5 years down the road. I woud be selective but like the idea of different symbols that would be unique to anyone else.
on February 13, 2009 at 9:48 pm Karen

Naw… I’m a west coast white girl. I think most of this site is must reflect East coast white people. NO ONE I know does any of this stuff!
on February 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm Buckaroo

Tattoos are real dumb shit. Having them is dumber, and talking about it is totally fucking dumb. Christ Almighty (he’s a guy down the block), will you be sorry when you figure out what a dumb ass mistake you made. In the meantime the freaky little tattoo “artists” are raking in the money.

Let’s put it this way. Every West Virginian or Mississippian that is on the TV news is blessed with the following:

tattoos
mullet (males and females)
missing more than half their teeth
beer in one hand
vocabulary of 62 words
no idea who their father is
last name was picked out of Who’s Who In Ireland
owns two dogs and 20,000 fleas

By God they have a tattoo. Yippie fucking skippy.

Enigmama (not the dog but the director), you’re from West Virginia, I believe. At least that’s what you whispered into Paint’s ear. Damned, did you ruin Paint.
on February 14, 2009 at 1:16 am Eric

Don’t ever get a tattoo in a language that you do not speak fluently. Particularly getting a tattoo with Chinese or Japanese words, if you’re not fluent in the language, is a terrible idea. It will probably be gibberish and not what you thought you were getting. You will end up like the people on this site: http://www.hanzismatter.com/.
on February 14, 2009 at 3:02 am white rapper

I a tough kid, from the rough side of town, so I gets my tats on my neck, to shows how bad I am, so don’t mess with me and my homies. My tat reads, wanna be black homes.
on February 14, 2009 at 8:35 am Your Majesty

Fingerstache = Dirty Sanchez.
on February 14, 2009 at 9:45 am dope freak

Freddie Sanchez the scumbag legend.
on February 14, 2009 at 10:03 am Emilio

Im glad im one of the “wrong kind of white people” because I cant tell if the picture is a dude or a girl…
on February 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm Marcus Ronaldi

I have a Tattoo that says Ultraman on my left arm.
on February 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm Sergio

Are you a gay or what?
on February 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm CeCe

My tat reads: Hey Himmler keep your ovens warm for me.
I simply adore Nazis!
on February 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm misty

wow. such strong feelings on tattoos. my body is my temple and i will decorate it how i like. you dont have to look at them, they are not for you. oh by the way…im not a hill billy, i dont have a mullet and all of my teeth are still in my mouth.
on February 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm Diana

hahaha that was funny
on February 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm Diana

AH!!! AND bicycles from thrift-stores. Let’s see when overalls will be worn again.
on February 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm Kat Von D

Kat Von D is the ugliest human being alive. And covered in tattoos, which just makes her uglier.
on February 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm anna

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I gotta say that maybe a better title to this blog would be “What white people who live in Williamsburg like”. Cause let’s be honest, we’re trying to make fun of hipsters and pretentious white people who live in Brooklyn, not the white people with American flag tattoos who live in Kansas. Cause that’s not cool. What did they ever do to us? Other than get American flag tattoos, which, yuck. : ) (p.s. I’m a white person who lives in Brooklyn, but not Williamsburg. ew.)
on February 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm anna

omg, I actually had that idea the other day on the subway. Wow. I guess I really am a white person. But my thinking was, I like type but I don’t think I could really chose a word or phrase to tattoo on my body. And then I thought of Lorem ipsum. Are you a graphic designer too?
on February 14, 2009 at 6:18 pm anna

Thank god I never got that dragonfly in the middle of my upper back. Oh man. However, I didn’t escape teenagedom without some ink. But I think it’s appropriately white. I got a little black heart tattooed on the inside of my right wrist. One day I’m sure it’ll look like a black blob, but oh well. It reminds me of good things so I don’t regret it.
on February 14, 2009 at 6:50 pm enigma

Boy Buttfuckedintheassbyahorsearoo, you just dont know when to let up do ya. Paint is your horse but your Paints bitch. He fucks you up the ass every chance he gets, and you like it. Nope, Im not from West Virginia, so you have to guess again. LOL, I like your lil list though, were you discribing your family reunion. You felt right at home with your folks, huh. I bet. Well, here is a song that is dedicated to you and your sexual beastiphile fetish, Its called, well, you will get it. Hahaha

I kissed a horse and I liked it
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a horse and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a horsel just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a horse and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature
It’s not what, good men do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

Us pervs we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

I bet you do like it loser. Tell Paint and Cracker that I have a picture of them tag teaming you in your mouth and ass beeeotch, and YOU LIKED IT!!!!!!!!
on February 14, 2009 at 8:17 pm nobama

Buckaroo,

Come up with something new already. You are such a tool its not even funny. You know that your mom is a huge fat bitch. HAHA. And by the way, the past tense of shit is shat. As in: Buckaroo liked it when louiecoolgato shat in his mouth. Happy valentine’s day douche bag.
on February 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm nobama

Hey buckaroo,
I have two tattoos. One says USMC and the other one says Buckaroo is a total fudge packing douche bag. I’m proud of them both.
on February 14, 2009 at 10:59 pm Buckaroo

nobama, you’re so fucking cool. Did you think of that your own little fucking self?
on February 14, 2009 at 11:03 pm Buckaroo

enigmama, you have to work on some originality. Cut and paste is for the ignorant. Oh, sounds like nobama is in the mood for more of your sex. He seems to get a little testy when you ignore him.
on February 14, 2009 at 11:04 pm Buckaroo

I must be what. What is what?
on February 14, 2009 at 11:19 pm Buckaroo

Your body resembles a shit hole and it needs to be wiped.

I don’t believe I referred to a hill billy in anything I wrote, nor did I use white trailer trash or bag lady. One of those probably fit you since you can’t find a shift key on your key board. Your apostrophe key must have gone out of commission about the same time.

I know some marine som a beeoootch (nobama) who will take care of your teeth and since the marines are into weird hair, he can probably helo you with a mullet.

Finally, cover up your fucking tattoos and then I won’t have to look at them.
on February 15, 2009 at 12:15 am doshi

das, I slowly read all of Draylon Hogg’s comment, then your response, then I laughed till I cried and my stomach hurt. thanks, both of you.
on February 15, 2009 at 1:47 am CeCe

You are strange for a gay person.
on February 15, 2009 at 1:52 am Amy

That’s bollocks. I’m white and I would never get a Rolling Stones tattoo and I hate U2. Why should a white person automatically like these bands? Let alone getting a tattoo dedicated to them.

I’ve got 5 tattoos and I don’t regret any of them, including a Barbie logo tramp stamp. It seemed like a laugh at the time and 6 years on I still understand why I did it. I have collected dolls my entire life so it seemed appropriate. If I do regret it later in life, that was my choice and it will remind me of my youth. I knew this when I went in to get it, I still know it now.
I love multicoloured tattoos, I’m English, well educated, not blonde, not stupid, literate, and I understand that white people don’t all fit into one category.

If you spoke about another race in the same way you are talking about white people this would have been taken down. It’s like saying all black people should only get tattoos of 50 Cent. It’s ridiculous.

Yes, a lot of people get stupid tattoos, because stupid people do stupid things but you cannot categorise all white people by saying this is what white people like. It’s a matter of personal taste and opinion. The OP is clearly a bigot.
on February 15, 2009 at 5:56 am JUSTIN

I got hep from my free style tat, or maybe it was from shooting heroin, I cool and white, a junkie.
on February 15, 2009 at 7:42 am Clint

Going green is essential to the upper crust white. I have cut my showers down to twice a month! I have no fridge or car. I challenge all proper white to do the same. After all it is up to us to set the example for the lower classes. We have money, social status, now let us save the planet. Join Clint Cares!
on February 15, 2009 at 8:09 am Jay

Unlike most of the list of stuff, which should actually be on a blog called “Stuff Over-educated, Effete, Left-wing, Coastal, Pseudo-Intellectual White Snobs Like,” this one fits.
on February 15, 2009 at 9:22 am Buckaroo

Maybe that is because I’m not gay. Now am I strange?
on February 15, 2009 at 9:45 am enigma

Awwwwww, dont you feel big and bad bitch, since your such a tough guy, why have you ran your beastiphile faggot ass off several sites after I stuck my foot up your ass. You still have the taste of my boots in your mouth. Now you come here and you talked me up again. How cute, you lil bitch, I embarrassed your faggat ass in Asian girls, I humilitated you in ugly sweater parties AND political prisoners and countless others. Look you horse fucking freak, (literally, he has two horses, Paint and Cracker, and he takes it up the ass by both of them. Not only that, but he likes to pull on bull balls and tickle pigs. Dont make me COPY AND PASTE your words on that topic, bitch) it would be well advised of you to leave the likeness of my name out of your mouth. The only thing of mine that belongs in your mouth is my nutts, got that bitch. You are now dismissed. Oh yeah, the story about you and your gay friends and animal lovers is going great. Swing by ASIAN GIRLS and take a peek. You know, just look “for Mr Enigma da director”. I will be continuing it very shortly. hahaha

put alil love in your heart.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 9:51 am enigma

Wow bitcharoo, you dont talk tough like that when Im around, go ahead and check my punctuation bitch. Is my apostrophy in the right place, maybe, but my nuts are right where they belong, deep in your mouth. Now whos the beeeeotch now. hahaha. How dare a homeless, jobless horsefucking bitch talk about people and their tattooes, how cute. You mad your old ass cant get one, let alone afford one. You still wandering the land you BUM. Get a life loser, its getting boring beating you around bitch, you know that, you are actually boring me. I use to enjoy sticking my foot up your ass, but now, it is starting to feel like a second job. Oh well, a man has got to do what a man has got to do.

put alil love in your heart

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 9:53 am enigma

Whats strange about you buttaroo is your love of getting fucked in the ass by wild horses. Pretty creepy beeeotch.
hahaha

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 9:57 am enigma

I will answer that for you buttfuckedaroo, yes you are gay and yes you like getting fucked in the ass by animals. Thats what. Any other questions beeeotch.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 10:52 am J H

My sister and her friend just got tattoos. Her friend got the stupid curly mustache finger one and my sister got cat feet on her feet. Getting a tattoo to be ironic is extremely stupid.
on February 15, 2009 at 10:55 am J H

White people love being politically correct, thus feel that if you are not Native American it is beyond offensive to have a tribal tattoo. Like stealing their culture all over again.
on February 15, 2009 at 10:58 am tan crayon

I think that the majority of white people I know still have normal tattoos, they havent quite caught on to the old ironic tattoo, but then they are mainly welsh, so…. a bit behind, to say the least
on February 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm T (tee)

They like ironic tattoos about as much as they like their goddamn ed hardy. woof.

http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=113
on February 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm Buckaroo

When I want your demented dip shit response; I’ll ask for it. Now, get a life and go back to directing, little boy.
on February 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm Buckaroo

See above, dumb ass.
on February 15, 2009 at 1:30 pm Buckaroo

You haven’t run me off, but those others crazies I have no room for. Hope you’ve noticed I haven’t called you crazy. You can thank me for that next chance you get.
on February 15, 2009 at 1:42 pm Matt

I think your posts are hilarious. – Keep em coming

Matt Peterson
Fresh From Nebraska
http://www.freshfromNE.com
on February 15, 2009 at 1:54 pm Ducky AKA Donald

As i said before when i viewed this site, although it’s funny i fine it to be sterotypical but i guess anyone would do anything to get attention when they don’t really have talent note to producer of this site i’m talking about you…. I also find it stange that that the most things white people like i seem to like, are you implying that i’m also white and not black or an Oreo (black on the outside and white in the inside)? but have to say you get kudos for at least hitting a sensitve button on me. But just as all americans have the right to post anything “freedom of speck” I guess i’m wasting my time bitching about somethings racist people will never evolve from. God bless american lol
on February 15, 2009 at 2:04 pm fred sanford

You got to wash your ass, I hope weekly at least.
on February 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm Dirty liberal Hippy.

Me balls itch, what should I do? Call Nancy Pelosi?
on February 15, 2009 at 3:37 pm A Fifth of Vapor

I think the new classic is anything having to do with unicorns and/or humping unicorns. Fortunately, I escaped college with only one tattoo, a tramp stamp. Good thing I’m a dude or that would be embarrassing…
on February 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm Buckaroo

Not only is your dumb ass lacking in apostrophe placement, your mental over sexed anal fascination is about as perverted as what your mother thought was necessary to have children. Watching you blither around displaying various mental malfunctions is a source of amusement to me. In addition, all I have to do to get you to squeal is poke your ass with a stick, and you off and running. Come on, Enigmama, give another blast into cyber space and show the world how under my command you are.
on February 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm Buckaroo

Bullshit, not only is your dumb ass lacking in apostrophe placement, your mental over sexed anal fascination is about as perverted as what your mother thought was necessary to have children. Watching you blither around displaying various mental malfunctions is a source of amusement to me. In addition, all I have to do to get you to squeal is poke your ass with a stick, and you off and running. Come on, Enigmama, give another blast into cyber space and show the world how under my command you are.
on February 15, 2009 at 4:48 pm Buckaroo

sorry, my computer farted
on February 15, 2009 at 5:08 pm enigma

You are sooo kind for not saying Im crazy. But, let the record show that once I respond, you tend to stop soon after. hahaha. coincidence, i think not.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm enigma

You are right, I feel compelled to remind you of how much of a BITCH you really are. hahaha. Its like some sorta magical power that takes over me whenever I read your stupid ass blogs. The thought of a homeless homo beastaphile bitch talking bad to other people is just tooo much for me to resist. But i will be alright, beeeotch.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm enigma

I can copy and paste too hahaha,

You are right, I feel compelled to remind you of how much of a BITCH you really are. hahaha. Its like some sorta magical power that takes over me whenever I read your stupid ass blogs. The thought of a homeless homo beastaphile bitch talking bad to other people is just tooo much for me to resist. But i will be alright, beeeotch.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm enigma

See above, buttaroo, a true beastiphile beeeotch.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm enigma

If I want to write here bitch, there is not a damn thing you can do to stop me. hahaha Now deal with that beeeeotch.

🙂
on February 15, 2009 at 6:01 pm LK

The author went to McGill and lives in California.
on February 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm yojoe

she is hott!
on February 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm wow

Wow. This should be called: stuff trendy white people like or stuff trendy white soccer moms/dads like. I feel a little less educated after reading this blog. You all enjoy.
on February 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm Matt

I want to get my tattoo but my girlfriend thinks my idea is too New Zealand-y.

We are a very literal people. So I’m going to get my tattoo.

Darn it all.
on February 15, 2009 at 9:28 pm Matt

I’d say so
on February 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm chris

My chinese tattoo says ‘Orange Chicken’
on February 15, 2009 at 11:57 pm Buckaroo

Have I seen this somewhere before?
on February 16, 2009 at 2:19 am Marya

So says Del the Funky Homosapien, He may not be absolutely white, but for purposes implied herein, I think he makes the cut.

Just by dropping him name here I have asserted my essential whiteness, but you may have out cooled me by merely having implied. . .
on February 16, 2009 at 11:56 am Missy

Oh my gosh, I laughed so FREAKING hard!
on February 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm doublebanker

Very interesting posts…started following!

Check out my $50 Gif Card gifaway!
on February 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm gayle

And the east side of Portland! Screw Williamsburg, northeast portland is center of the west coast hipster universe.
on February 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm gayle

ummm, portland. you must live in the southern part of the west coast. travel to the pacific northwest, hipsters are everywhere, it’s annoying.
on February 16, 2009 at 3:16 pm PaigowPokerOnline

LOL, I have a armband, and I’m white!
on February 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm hinkeinc745

i completely agree. What kind of person would actually post this? are you really that narrow minded or are you just dumb?..
on February 16, 2009 at 5:19 pm brownfield

You’re the wrong kind of white person then.
on February 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm white lady

hahaha!

But yeah, I thought even “arty” tats were falling out of favor, too. Very late ’90s.

My ex-husband had a huge full-back tattoo that he put a lot of thought into… I never really understood it. Something about the power of music to unite all mankind.

My brother, on the other hand, has the classic eagle, globe, and anchor, which seems oddly fresh and authentic and straightforward by comparison.

‘OOrah.
on February 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm san francisco white

This is very true. When I was 19 and thoroughly confused about my sexual orientation, I had an eyebrow piercing.
on February 16, 2009 at 6:46 pm iMacmadman

As a “white person” who also was a sailor, I do not possess a single tattoo on my body, even after 20 years of service to my country and ALL of its citizens. I do, however possess a number of Apple computers, a Volkswagen and other aforementioned, so called “white people” toys.

Additionally, I am an educated professional and I do recycle – so my point? While many white people do things that are at odds with sensible, rational behavior, tattoos are not one of mine. Rather, I prefer things like; #1, #5, #7, #8, 36, & #40. Of course their are others, but you get the point…
on February 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm san francisco white

You don’t sound that smart or educated to me. You sound like the wrong kind of white person.
on February 16, 2009 at 7:42 pm Annie

If you take offense to this post, you are just stupid. There is no eloquence to it.
on February 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm Jenkins

This is very ironic AND clever!
on February 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm jakartarocks

This is so funny by how true it is.

My husband wanted his kids names as a tattoo in chinese. He got the chinese writing done on a piece of paper while in china, so I framed it (hard to take to a tattoo parlour) – then, after a solo visit back to Aus, he comes home with their names tattooed around his arm. Two girls and a boy. I asked – what happened to the chinese writing – oh, I can’t read chinese, so why bother?

It takes a bit of getting used to and luckily you can’t see it under a t shirt. The kids are at British school, and we are at school every weekend for sport stuff, so he is banned from wearing anything smaller on his arm – that includes the fun runs and biathlons. Needs to stay hidden.
on February 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm J00nior

lmao, so true. The things on the list of designs that white people do not like in a tattoo, would be the exact same as my own list of things not to get.
on February 17, 2009 at 5:31 am Jeeves

This site is still here?
on February 17, 2009 at 6:35 am Bad Self

I’m kinda torn sometimes about the target of this site. Hipsters aren’t as politically-lefty aware as most of people SWPL describes. Sometimes even the opposite (see the whole Vice/Adbusters debate). This post and some others nail that monoculture nicely though.

Either way, both of these shades of white deserve the Lander treatment. Keep it coming buddy…
on February 17, 2009 at 6:42 am Bad Self

In the Obama font, I mean Gotham…
on February 17, 2009 at 6:45 am Bad Self

excellent.
on February 17, 2009 at 7:25 am South Carolina Powerball

uhmm funny tattoos are the best!!
on February 17, 2009 at 8:03 am Buckaroo

itch them
on February 17, 2009 at 8:06 am Buckaroo

I’m still nice.
on February 17, 2009 at 8:10 am Buckaroo

I could ignore you and that would drive you crazy, and heaven forbid. Enigmama is bad enough without having a crazy Enigmama.
on February 17, 2009 at 9:25 am stagolee

I like how you namedrop “McGill” as if we’re all supposed to know what the fuck that means.
on February 17, 2009 at 9:27 am stagolee

Uh, actually “no tats” does not equal “I’m a rebel”.

It’s more like “I’m a narc.”
on February 17, 2009 at 10:17 am mo

how do you explain Angelina Jolie then?

Bearing in mind that she’s not considered trashy to begin with.

The tats make her look soooooo trash which is too bad considering her classic looks.
on February 17, 2009 at 10:22 am mo

You mean the one from the cover of Adbusters like 15 years ago?
on February 17, 2009 at 10:27 am mo

…and to spend the time and money to follow up on this whimsical idea is just bizarre. For what? To be the person who keeps repeating the same joke over and over…

wow.
on February 17, 2009 at 11:14 am thenakedlife

That reminds me – I need to write up a post about the stripper with the Campbell’s Tomato Soup tattoo in honor of Andy Warhol…
http://www.thenakedlife.wordpress.com
on February 17, 2009 at 11:15 am thenakedlife

That reminds me – I need to write up the base of the mysterious stripper with the Campbell’s Tomato Soup tattoo in honor of Andy Warhol.
http://www.thenakedlife.wordpress.com
on February 17, 2009 at 11:29 am thisisretarded

this site is so retarded. how is our society supposed to overcome the racism when things like this, that make broad (and often wrong!) generalizations about one race. now when i say something about black people, nobody can say shit right? because it’s funny, not racist. this is such bullshit and reverse racism. that list of stuff white people don’t like to get tattooed is completely wrong and depends on the person, regardless of their race. i can’t believe people buy into this shit.
on February 17, 2009 at 11:34 am redeecce

GOSTEI DE TEU ESPAÇO http://www.redeecce.wordpress.com
on February 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm Hans Norman

I am a white person and I only like boring tattoos.
on February 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm Hans Norman

No, it isn’t here. Can’t you see, silly billy?
on February 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm YOUareretarded

Stop pretending to care about racism.
on February 17, 2009 at 1:59 pm YOUareretarded

You’re both stupid because this website is a joke and you’re taking it WAY too literally.

If you are white and can honestly say that you do not like at least ONE thing on this list, you are not white.

Shut up and go somewhere else on the internet.
on February 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm thisisn'tretarded

You have a point, but for the most part, YOU are making a broad sweeping generalization about the nature of this blog. Are you really expecting our society to OVERCOME racism in a step-by-step process? Lighten up. People need to laugh more about stuff like this anyway. And besides, “being offended” is something white people like. Wave that fingerstache tattoo proudly brother, you’re not alone.
on February 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm ShadeBiter

I want a tattoo…just not sure what to get *squints*
on February 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm Clavel

Lower back tattoos on women really don’t look good to me. Mr. Gravity will be very hard on the image 30 years from now….
on February 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm enigma

“Enigmama is bad enough without having a crazy Enigmama.”

What the hell was that, and you call yourself a teacher. What the hell did you teach, how to be a dumbass?

🙂
on February 17, 2009 at 8:33 pm Black and White all over...LOL

I like the tattoos some White-e’s put on their heads
and forheads, chest, arms, back.. the hmmmm! what’s that
called again? Oh Yeah! the Swastika…lol… “humor and irony”……………………… Ooooooo-K!!
on February 17, 2009 at 8:47 pm QQ空间

so true. The things on the list of designs that white people do not like in a tattoo, would be the exact same as my own list of things not to get.
on February 17, 2009 at 10:59 pm Buckaroo

I don’t call myself a teacher. Where did you get that idea? I’m a buckaroo; just as the name implies. At one time I taught, but that doesn’t define me. You asked what I taught, and you almost guessed it, dumb asses.

I personally taught dumb asses how to be citizens and other good shit; but, I’m most proud of teaching you to be a dumb ass. On a daily bases I bait you, and you respond in a predictable pattern. You could easily be under my control continuously if I would choose. Instead, I just jerk your chain every now and then to show you who is in command.

To prove my point you cannot resist some smart ass comment to this very post.

See you later. Have a nice night with rosy palm.
on February 18, 2009 at 2:56 am Davis

I’m glad I’m too old to have to consider this question. When I was younger, I might’ve been the type to do it, but now I’d probably be regretting it.
on February 18, 2009 at 8:29 am anniehall

Robert DeNiro is Italian American, and therefore would not be considered “White” by this blog, which is a satire of Liberal, over-educated, Ahteistic, effete WASP hipsters who have abandoned any semblance of meaning that they could glean from an appreciation of their rich cultural heritage. Italians have an entirely different culture and history, and hopefully they are doing a better job of respectfully preserving it.
on February 18, 2009 at 9:06 am burnt

LOL. I don’t have any tatoos but I always said if I did, it would be a cheeseburger because it is one of the only things I know I will love for the rest of my life! I guess I am really that white even though I am Asian.
on February 18, 2009 at 10:43 am Fuckaroo

Hey you dumb ass homo, what does your tat read boy, I the buckaroo take it in the ass. Buckaroo you still sucking cock down the greyhound bus station, you piece of shit.
on February 18, 2009 at 10:47 am mike

Not your best entry dude.
on February 18, 2009 at 12:14 pm DNG

Ha – Jock Jams.

Love the new shirts! Can’t wait to get one.
on February 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm Dave

These entries are getting weaker and weaker. White people love those Dashboard Confessional type dudes that look preppy but have those half “sleeves”
on February 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm enigma

with a dick in your mouth.

🙂
on February 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm enigma

with a dick in your mouth.

🙂
on February 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm philly phil

I’m using, shooting dope, unwashed, ashamed, unemployed asshole type of a white person, however I have no tats, thats for a low life. Maybe someday I will be a yuppie and waste money on ink, instead of the nod.
on February 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm philly phil

Yes I am the Philly Phil that was on the t.v. show parking wars. I was living in a urine soaked, needle strewn delta 88 olds, and Steve and sherry tried to boot me. I came out and puked on them, have aired it yet?
on February 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm Buckaroo

What about this lill love shit you spew? Enigmama, you need to get over your bazar sexual fantasies and join the human race.
on February 18, 2009 at 7:17 pm Jammu

This is so true. I can’t believe people do it but they do.
-Jammu
on February 18, 2009 at 11:56 pm Buckaroo

Hey Davey, you fit right in to getting weaker.
on February 18, 2009 at 11:57 pm klink

I didn’t think this was the best entry
…until I noticed a white girl in my art class with a tattoo of a pizza slice on her arm.
then it got a whole lot more funny!
on February 19, 2009 at 12:03 am Buckaroo

Whoa boy, are you talking to me. You sound a little bit like Enigmama. Are you his little brother? It’s become quite noticeable that your mother severely lacked parenting skills. Clean up your act, dumb shit, when you address me.
on February 19, 2009 at 1:21 am thelogicalsmoker

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/19/just-when-you-thought-you-were-talented/

– “You bitch ass president…” – Me replacing the n-word with president
on February 19, 2009 at 8:09 am tangerine13

It’s in Montreal. And it’s a pretty good school, it would be similar to “name-dropping” Yale and expecting people to know where it is.
on February 19, 2009 at 8:32 am Nick

I don’t get it. Aren’t outlaw bikers, trailer trash, rednecks, an Nascar fans white people?
on February 19, 2009 at 8:45 am merp

They’re the wrong kind of white people
on February 19, 2009 at 9:02 am Nojingles

#121 eh? Um, nope. Still not funny.
on February 19, 2009 at 10:43 am nan

zucchini in a bikini? cute! but may take on strange forms in a few decades.
on February 19, 2009 at 12:37 pm Fuckaroo

Yes sir, sorry sir, that enigma fellow led down the wrong path, I’m sorry.
on February 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm P I Y

The BEST farts come from the backsides of White people. Doesn’t matter if they’re male or female, they just smell right. Farts from mud people just smell…off.

The best way to experience White farts (and it IS an experience, and a transcendent one at that) is to mosey on down to your local BBQ restaurant (we’ve got plenty in Alabama, just make sure there aren’t any Negroes around who’ll sniff up all that precious, precious White fart gas, those guys just don’t have the brains to understand, much less appreciate it). Ideally, find the plumpest White woman there, though any White woman or man over the age of 15 will do, and wait for her to get up out of her seat. At that point, get up out of your seat, grab her love handles, stick your face deep between her cheeks, and yell out, “Give daddy a number 3! Can you give daddy a Number 3?!”

If she or her husband don’t beat the hell out you, and she says “Sure!”, you’re in for a treat! FYI, a gratuity of about $2.50 per fart is customary.

Just be careful. I’ve found that, from the back, a few Orientals and more than a few Chicanos look White. And if she’s a jew, it’s just gonna get ugly (three words: Public. Moustache. Ride. That’s a surer test than any I’ve ever come up with to determine if someone’s a zionist jew). It’s a risk worth taking, though, for even a faint, wispy whiff of that sweet, ambrosial White fart gas.

So, take it from me: White farts receive the P. I. Y. Seal of Approval!

Pffffftttt! Betcha can’t sniff just one!
on February 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm Larry S.

I would argue for an exception to the general rule that white people with a tattoo of a Chinese character are the “wrong kind of white people”, namely: White people who are actually fluent in Chinese. (Coincidentally, I happen to fall within my proposed exception.) As for white people who want a tattoo of a Chinese character but aren’t fluent in Chinese, do yourself a favor and find someone who is fluent before you put pen to skin. You may go to China or Japan one day. You don’t want people snickering at you.
on February 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm yeahrightradio

I know multiple people with mustache finger tattoos. It makes me feel kind of empty inside.

http://yeahrightradio.wordpress.com/
on February 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm asdf

BUNG HOLE on my back with arrow pointing down great tat no regrets and in the front take to the falcom.
on February 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm Gene

Who else are the wrong kind of white people? I need to check the list, I may be on it. Like if you’re a tax cheat fraudster type, are you the right or wrong type? I would have guess wrong but after the Obama picks I guessing we are the right kind of white person!
on February 19, 2009 at 3:05 pm upset waitress

I always wanted a tattoo like Charles Manson has.
on February 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm stephie

I have a blood red tat of my period, right above my putty tat.
on February 19, 2009 at 5:57 pm Buckaroo

Your forgiven, this time. I still think you’re Enigmama playing your little ‘fun’ games.
on February 19, 2009 at 7:18 pm gigi

um okay nazi.
on February 19, 2009 at 7:21 pm Careetha Satouni

This is an awful website, you make these lame, broad assessments that sound like the pop corn we already ate,
and are pretty unsubstantiated.

You’re skipping the foot work because you’re “just kidding,” but humor does not mean you don’t have to back your shit up, you still have to sway us, and I feel you’re saying shit that any grumpy hipster dip shit could come up with.

p.s. I’m black
on February 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm Darth Darko

Stuff ONLY White People Like:

1. NASCAR
2. Larry The Cable Guy
3. Complaining about how the poor get all the breaks!
4. Fox News
5. The Ku Klux Klan
6. Deportation
7. making fun of themselves for their silly appreciation for literacy and sophistication.
8. Kid Rock
9. Voting Republican
10. (white ladies) Lusting after big black cock for their tiny pink asses/(white men) Lusting after tiny asian pussy for their teeny white penises.

This list is nowhere near complete.
on February 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm Buckaroo

You’re right; it is nowhere.
on February 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm Darth Darko

Actually, It’s here.
on February 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm Buckaroo

Of course you don’t get it; you’re black. Try real hard, and you might figure it out.
on February 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm Buckaroo

I’m here, and it ain’t there.
on February 19, 2009 at 11:25 pm matt

stuff white people like #128
saying they are black on the internet in order to make their opinion seem substantiated.
on February 20, 2009 at 5:27 am Marshall Lentini

Stuff mostly just black people like:

1. Gang-raping white girls
2. Violent murder
3. “Music” about murder
4. “orange drink”
5. Coo-vwa-see-ay
6. Not trimming their nails (men), hideously long fake nails (women)
7. Illiteracy
8. Steatopgyia
9. Cocoa-butter
10. Church’s Chicken

Whose fault is it that white people have sold their souls to the zulu kaffirs? Time for “stuffjewslike.com”.
on February 20, 2009 at 7:13 am Babs

Celtic knots, baby.
on February 20, 2009 at 7:18 am Babs

I saw a picture of the best tattoo ever: this girl had a tasmanian devil with a push-mower lawnmower running right along the top of her pubic hair. HA!
on February 20, 2009 at 7:28 am Babs

“I think a great piece of white person one-upsmanship is to be part of a social set that would have been attracted to tattoos 10 or 15 years ago but to not have any tattoos.”

Omg that’s me!

“You’re saying your level of committment and tastes are too fluid to be pinned down to anything for more than a few years.”

Yes…

“You were born pretty much perfect so why mess with it?”

OMG! Again, yes! That’s ME! You’ve nailed it! I’m so glad I made the socially-correct decision, but then again, being who I am, any decision I’d make would automatically be the right one.

*sigh*

It’s so good to be white, upper-middle class AND from the East Coast (aka the Right Coast). Hipsters are lame. Pathetic social-climbing poseurs.

*sigh* Give me a break.
on February 20, 2009 at 7:37 am justanotherliberalbitch

That upper middle class, over-educated, under-employed, liberal, douchebag lemming you can’t stand is most likely your cardiologist. The anesthesiologist, of course, is most likely Indian.

You should remember this for when you have your heart attack from a lifetime of eating too much velveeta and boloney sammiches and tuna noodle casserole topped with crushed lay’s potato chips, because your life is in the hands of some liberal douchebag effete hipster who has a kanji character somewhere under his scrubs. Plus, a word to the wise, you may want to shit-can the racist talk let your anesthesiologist accidentally mess up the gas mix.

I’m sure they’ll admire your tasteful tat of the stars and stripes while you’re under.

Oh, what? Sorry… was I overgeneralizing with the stereotypes? My bad.
on February 20, 2009 at 7:44 am Babs

I’ve always wanted to get “Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch’entrate” tattooed right above my pubic bone, but I guess that makes me a cliche.

I’m going to go drown my sorrows in hummus and watch Monty Python until I climb out of my existentialist funk.
on February 20, 2009 at 10:18 am Crass Cultural

I met a German guy who had a tattoo of a barcode on his neck, so I asked him if the barcode was for frozen peas, rice a roni or capt’n crunch.

He didn’t get it, I guess irony can get lost in translation
on February 20, 2009 at 10:22 am Crass Cultural

Every tattoo in Mandarin, Urdu, Arabic or other foreign alphabet on a white person probably says something like:

“Stupid Honky”
“Stupid American”
“I suck cock for a living” or
“Jkeudnedlei9fghgnrpe”
on February 20, 2009 at 11:28 am David

Tattoos are God awful.
on February 20, 2009 at 11:51 am Jimmy the Lynx

No, no, you’re both wrong. It’s everywhere BUT here.
on February 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm aliaatreides

Dear Christian Lander,

Are you single? Love the book, bought the t-shirt, have a link to ur blog on my blog

http://aliaatreides.blogspot.com/

and I think you are absolutely one of the most socially relevant young people in the United States at this time!

I think u should do a guest appearance on Flight of the Conchords 🙂
on February 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm haoleboy

Dude you are so wrong,

Its grape-drink

You need to watch Chapelle
on February 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm westike

Just got my Obama tat, the one! Now we are on our way.
on February 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm haoleboy

wow great job Clander.

I’m a forty something male.

If I was to get a tattoo it would be a skeleton swinging a golf club through the cosmos with a joint sticking out of his mouth.

does that make me the wrong kind of white person?

I hope so.
on February 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm Sar

You ARE supposed to know. Donkey.
on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 pm uh huh....

#11. humping marshall lentini’s momma while marshall listens outside the locked bedroom door.

beeotch.
on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm uh huh....

hey all of you

don’t GO THERE.
on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm uh huh....

and of course, you think you got it because you’re white. You’re trying too hard and you still don’t get it.

geez.
on February 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm uh huh....

i tawt i taw dat putty tat.

nice putty tat.
on February 20, 2009 at 6:33 pm uh huh....

i bet you let lots of dudes ride up in your bung hole, eh beeotch?
on February 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm aiden

so far off to a bad start. most white people cant even stand those thing. dont get white people and the southern states confused. but i do like asian pussy, but that shit is universal.
on February 21, 2009 at 3:49 am Marshall Lentini

You’re right. My mother, presumably not the one being humped by “uh huh”, said I should’ve put grape Nehi instead.

My bad, as they say.
on February 21, 2009 at 6:17 am Stephie H.

SWPL #122 sucking and fucking our way to the top. Let the lower races do the work.
on February 21, 2009 at 8:26 am Buckaroo

Hear, hear now; listen to me. To hear it here or there you must hear it here first. Then you can hear it there.
on February 21, 2009 at 8:29 am Buckaroo

I’ve had it all along. I believe your assuming I’m white, that has never been revealed.
on February 21, 2009 at 9:04 am Fink-Nottle

Funny?
on February 21, 2009 at 9:46 am Tom Edwards

Before the 1970s, tattoos were the ultimate badge of nonconformity. You were a real bad ass if you had a tattoo in the 50s and 60s. My how things have changed. Now they are banal and boring. Teenagers get them because they think it will make them cool, but it doesn’t make them cool, it makes them stupid. That’s irony, right?
on February 21, 2009 at 10:00 am Lisa

I love how Arcade Fire is portrayed as this really unheard-of indie band, but it’s been mentioned twice. And again in your Google interview–the lead singer was your roommate?! Lucky bastard!
on February 21, 2009 at 10:28 am justin

I got spider man tats, to cover my track marks.
on February 21, 2009 at 11:10 am Swisher

One day inserting hamster in your asshole will be cool to. Try it you may adore it!
on February 21, 2009 at 11:53 am Christopher

What about a tattoo of the word ‘tattoo’? I think that would be quite funny witty. Similar to my idea of getting a dog named moniker.
on February 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm Gill

Ya if you got the tat going you are pretty much a scumbag. Wearing baseball caps all the time, = LOSER.
on February 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm Nick

Homo
on February 21, 2009 at 4:42 pm Dick

I don’t mean to be a dick, but you’re using “to” when it should be “too.” Carry on.
on February 21, 2009 at 4:51 pm Dick

Yeah, Art with a period, and nobody else.
on February 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm britt pontiff

swisher you might pull your head out of your arse and join the real world, you might just adore that my friend
on February 22, 2009 at 5:34 am Jethro

Thought of the day…. Wouldnt it be fun if all the Negros were burned alive?
on February 22, 2009 at 8:40 am The white man with dreads

This is bullshit I tattooed a strawberry on my ass so what…
check out http://www.thegreenlions.com
on February 22, 2009 at 10:39 am pilgrimchick

I am sorry to hear that body art has devolved to this level.
on February 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm stephie

I just shot some H into my pussy, I am in fucking heaven, no nirvana!
on February 22, 2009 at 6:57 pm gabdar

ughhhhhhhhhh.

(i got a mustache tattoo on my finger in august………)
on February 23, 2009 at 12:22 am lolwut

LOL, yeah, cause other races NEVER play office politics or have sex with each other AMIRITE?

Try again you hipster doofus.
on February 23, 2009 at 10:52 am haoleboy

Yeah,

all unheard of Indie bands sell out the Greek Theatre two nights….
on February 23, 2009 at 11:14 am nanakonobisen

To clarify, there is no such thing as Japanese characters.

There are two components in Japanese written language,

1. Logographic Chinese characters, Kanji, or 漢字.

2. Syllabic Japanese scripts, Kana, thus Japanese letters.

Get some education.

I love sweet and sour pork.
on February 23, 2009 at 11:16 am nanakonobisen

Asshole is for things to come out.

Stop putting things back in there.

It’s disnatural.
on February 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm g

No, being a teen actress, having a live-in boyfriend at age 14, appearing in a Meat Loaf music video, making out with your brother in public, marrying a severe alcoholic, and having 6 kids and counting is certainly not trashy.
on February 23, 2009 at 1:40 pm thought of the day

Thought of the day… wouldn’t it be fun if all White’s had
big dicks… rotflmao! and didn’t smell like blue cheese..
just a thought.
on February 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm dom

i know a guy who has a tatt of spider-man swinging from the twin towers as they are exploding. he was dead serious about it, not ironic at all.

true story.
on February 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm Meagan

Hey you forgot the “SHHHH” tattoo that people get on their fingers.
on February 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm ML

I’ve had a tattoo that covers my entire left shoulder and a nice one on my right shoulder. And it’s been about ten years since I’ve gotten them. I was thinking of adding more to to my arm, but I still haven’t decided on what.

But in the 13 or so years since I started the original one, I have had absolutely no other white person feel a need to comment on my Tattoos. They either say cool and ask the most logical question. Did it hurt? How long? NEVER, you know what I’m thinking of getting.

So I’m not sure where your idea of what you think you know about tattoos came from.

If you want to see what I’m talking about, check out my sleeve tat at http://colettebaronreid.com. Its original and always gets a lot of praise for having been original. Just scroll thru some of the pics and you’ll see me with Colette Baron-Reid. You’ll see why it’s cool.
on February 23, 2009 at 6:12 pm White Man

http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
on February 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm enigma

I’m back bitch, I heard ya missed me with your horsefucking ass, I dont want to disappoint you so I will just tell ya to go fuck yourself. You feel better now, you master-bater. LOL. Now go fuck and get fucked by your horses some more, it will make you feel better.

put alil love in your heart.

🙂
on February 23, 2009 at 7:28 pm enigma

No bitch, that wasnt me, but I will continue to stick my foot up your faggot ass. Did I embarrass your gay ass soooo much that anybody that remotely embarrass you, you suddenly think of me. I am flattered. Thanks bitch, I will be sure to keep up the good work.

🙂
put alil love in your heart
on February 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm enigma

I dont know what the fuck your talking about buttfuckedintheassaroo, but I do know that my NUTS are in YOUR MOUTH. Beeeotch.

🙂
on February 23, 2009 at 7:36 pm enigma

I revealed your a beastaphile, thanks to your own words perv. Well guess what, you claim your not black, but you sure do play a good one in Mr Enigma da director stories in asian girls. You remember that role bitch, you play a gay black man in love with a gay klans man and two horses. Your black ass takes it like a pro. Incase you forgot, its in the blog site asian girls. You will be in for a surprise pretty soon, since you just cant help but say my name for no reason. You talked me up beeeotch, well here I am.

put alil brain in your head

🙂
on February 23, 2009 at 7:51 pm enigma

Hey Buttfuckedintheassaroo, you just enjoy talking me up know dont ya bitch, well, since you think you have mind control over me like your Deebo (friday movie reference), predict what I will do next if you keep on yacking my name. It will be a doesie, but then again, your use to getting buttfucked by guys on this site. I am beginning to think you like it beeeotch.

put alil love in your heart.

🙂
on February 23, 2009 at 9:41 pm Meg

Remember, this blog’s talking about a certain kind of white person..
on February 23, 2009 at 9:42 pm Meg

Excellent.
on February 24, 2009 at 2:58 am Garth

I’m considering getting one on the back of my shoulder of 2 guys, the first guy with his finger up the second guys nose and the second one punching the first guy in the face. It will have a caption that says “You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose”.
Or just one of a finger up a nostril.

Apparently stupid white man in asian characters is unoriginal so i won’t mention that I was considering that for a while too
on February 24, 2009 at 8:58 am Florentine

Nanakonobisen: That’s another thing that white people love: Correcting others!
on February 24, 2009 at 9:00 am pukka

Twee tattoos? The most moronic white fad ever!
on February 24, 2009 at 11:29 am Steph

I admit it. I’m a white woman and I have a tribal swirly armband (looks kinda like the eye of Ra in the middle haha) on my left arm. I got it for my 25th birthday (10 years ago). My mother hates it…. I think that might be why I still like it. LOL

I didn’t get it to be trendy or anything, though. I don’t remember hearing about a lot of “normal” people getting tats till a few years after I’ve had mine.
on February 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm erb

I read some of your other comments, you seem like a drug addicted whore, bar whore of some type, no offense though, lol you slut.
on February 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm ST

Those are gang tattoos, or wannabe gang tattoos. Only worn by idiots.
on February 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm ST

“Tribal” has to do with native americans? Funny, I always though it was a bastardization of Celtic & Maori designs that just got called that, in some kind of “The Warriors” type urban “tribe” nonsense hawked by tattoo artists.

Find a “tribe” with “tribal” tattoos if you can.
on February 24, 2009 at 3:50 pm The white man with dreads

erb you sound like a queer stop judging people bbittcchhh
on February 24, 2009 at 6:02 pm pmou

Strokes tatoo?!?!?! BRILLIANT
on February 24, 2009 at 7:36 pm Steph

Dude, the only other comments I’ve made was about chihuahuas and Halloween chick tracts. LOL

Hmmm yeah, real slutty subjects there.
on February 24, 2009 at 11:08 pm TheStabbingPen.com

I should start a cemetery for only Jews with tattoos. F’ the system!
on February 25, 2009 at 1:04 am hmmmmm

i’m super surprised this hasn’t been touched on much earlier…
i remember a few white girls a couple of years ago going to get the mustache tattoo…
they thought they were being original until everyone else and their grandma got one…lol
on February 25, 2009 at 9:10 am enigma

…or I could have just smeared peanut butter on my junk and called the dog over. Lemme go check…

Yep, it’s the dog. My bad.
on February 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm Jimmy the Lynx

I’d say Whitey has some good defecating skills too.

Wait, scratch that, he has horrible defecating skills, since he’s so full of shit!
on February 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm Jimmy the Lynx

But what if you hear it THERE first? Should I beware? Or can I go without care?
on February 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm erb

Your name says is all LOSER! Go back and read some comments by a Steph about shooting H in her pussy, sick shit. White man with dreads, wow, I’d say fuck you kid, but you did it to yourself. White man? Come clean, you’re a child right?
on February 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm Steph

I’m sure I’m not the only Stephanie out there on the net who calls them self, Steph or some variation. Duh!

I think you’re referring to another person named “Stephie”. I’d never call myself that. I’ve always hated that nickname. I only allow small children to call me it. lol

What’s your problem, erb? sheesh
on February 25, 2009 at 4:55 pm Kenyadig8

Wasn’t a semicolon…couple of track marks…
on February 25, 2009 at 5:03 pm chrisanthemum7

I’m gonna have to disagree on one of those points, there clander. White people freaking love spring break.
on February 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm Sue

I am a white girl and i happen to have a tattoo that means alot to me… but now there are alot of girls in the world who are getting this tattoo, mocking it’s meaning to me. It pisses me off.
on February 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm Big Al

so… stuff white hipsters like would be a more accurate title for this blog
on February 25, 2009 at 8:54 pm Big Al

i’m white and i hate the overemphasis of political correctness. white guilt is pathetic.
that being said i find tribal arm bands reproachable
on February 25, 2009 at 9:51 pm Lucy Zhang

I’d just like to share this with you all…here’s the talented Lily Allen and her new tattoo
http://twitpic.com/1kfq9

thought of this post immediately. 🙂
on February 25, 2009 at 10:26 pm White as White Can Be

Next on the Wee-tar parade.

Oh geez, white people only love tatoos?

WTF man……. iconic meaninglesss tatoos are now another signature of white people?

I guess Lil’ Wayne must be whiter than white , yo?

I wish you’d start a similar site with similar racial/ethnic/religious sterotypes. Start with Muslims. Hell, go for broke and start with Mohammed (How does this sound? “Stuff Mohammed would want for his 12 year old Wife”)

Can’t wait to see this one!
on February 25, 2009 at 10:33 pm White as White Can Be

If any person of any gender/ethnicity is stupid to put a permanent marking on their body without researching the significance of it, well their a dumbass. Black, white or Asian.

You think cultural ignorance is only the province of white people. How stupid. Have you ever traveled the world? Ever learned a foreign language?

Yeah white people are clueless, not remarkable you’re they’re unelected spokes(wo)man.
on February 26, 2009 at 2:22 am BigFred

I just love the tattoo “to buy list”:

milk
coffee
sugar
bread

it’s ironic, got humor and is even practical at times!
on February 26, 2009 at 8:04 am Clifford

I don’t know of too many people of any color except white who have tatoos of American Eagles. You ever seen a brother with a Harley Davidson / American Eagle tatt on his arm?
I think you need to change the title of your blog to “Things White People of A Certain Class and Educational Level Like”.
Most of the things you rightly list as stuff white people like are rejected out of hand by white people in, say, a working class neighborhood in South Philly or virtually any trailor park in the country.
That said, I’m white and I think tatoos are dumb because the young, firmly buttocked white chick with the butterfly over her ass crack is going to look pretty stupid when she’s 60 and the buttocks have lost the younthful plumpness. Tatoos are a trendy way to declare oneself hip. When all the people with them now hit their 40s tattos will go the way of other misconstrued cultural commodifications.
This blog could also be called “Things 20-Something White People Of a Certain Class and Educational Level Like”.
on February 26, 2009 at 3:58 pm thelogicalsmoker

Wow.

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/26/damn-give-a-motherfucker-some-privacy/
on February 26, 2009 at 5:12 pm Squalor

I have a tattoo of an ampersand. And it’s not just an ampersand, but a backwards ampersand.

Where does that put me?
on February 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm oldrow

Tattoos are for douchebags and loose women. visit http://www.oldrow.net to see what real white people like.
on February 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm Meg

Oldrow.net makes me so incredibly ashamed of being Southern, white, and human. Asshole.
on February 27, 2009 at 10:13 am Nedjma

Mohammed was a man who owned 66 “wives” !!! one of them , the “beloved” ayasha was 6 old when he “fall in love” with her and did sex with her at age 9 !!

Great God’s messenger !!
on February 27, 2009 at 10:29 am anyalama

Do you think this said “chick” is going to be prancing around at 60 showing it off? That’s a pretty irrelevant point. Women don’t get tattoos like that so we can appeal to dick heads like you for our whole life.

Plus, this website is satire, douchebag. You’re like the kind of people that would call into the old Phil Hendrie show angry about his “guest”.
on February 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm Alexis

Tattoos most often suck when sparse. The girl with the “got ass?” (yes I’ve seen it) tattooed right above her crack is going to have a tattoo that looks like shit when she’s 60, but I’m willing to bet her life won’t be looking much better. Or even that ironic bacon bandaid isn’t going to be particularly flattering. But I look at old women that used to work in freak shows with their whole bodies done, and I think their tattoos are beautiful. Looks better than undecorated wrinkles I think. It’s not for everyone, but when people fully inhabit who they are and their physical form, it’s almost never a “fail”.
on February 27, 2009 at 5:51 pm Carrie

Lets be honest–most women who get tattoos in erogenous zones are hoping to look more sexy. But the woman who gets the ass tattoo probably isn’t thinking thinking of what her sensual or droll little bit of body art is going to look like in 40 years. People in their 20s just don’t imagine themselves old. Once their asses start to sag, women with some taste and sense will get the tattoos removed. The rest will become deluded cougars.
on February 27, 2009 at 9:14 pm You are a choad

Like Marines, cool guy? Try stepping off the front porch for once and exploring the world, peon.
on February 27, 2009 at 11:09 pm Ryan

我不会看中文
on February 28, 2009 at 5:47 am Babs

Dyslexic?
on February 28, 2009 at 6:57 am thelogicalsmoker

THIS is where we stand…

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/27/recession-wonderful-times-for-street-meat-wagons/
on February 28, 2009 at 9:21 am Kevs

I never thought white chicks had decent taste in tattoos, but the coolest tattoo i’ve ever seen was actually on a white chick. It was a line of arabic script about a foot long and an inch in height on the outside of her right thigh. Awesome.
And then five minutes afterwards I saw some friend of hers with the mustache tattoo. Kind of ruined the effect of a white girl actually looking cool for once.
on February 28, 2009 at 9:26 am Em

“Yeah white people are clueless, not remarkable you’re they’re unelected spokes(wo)man.”

And you say white people are all clueless?

Several punctuation and spelling errors. Try to be not clueless about some things yourself when you’re trying to effectively insult an entire group of people.
Then again, white people do like irony…
on February 28, 2009 at 9:29 am GEARY

SOMETIMES THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY BAFFLES ME…. AN AFFINITY TOWARDS ART ISNT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO GET A TATTOO???..OR TO SEPERATE ONESELF FROM DICKBAGS LIKE CLIFFORD.???….NICE NAME BY THE WAY YA ARIAN BASTARD.. ID BE WILLING TO BET ALL OF YOUR WALT WHITMAN BOOKS THAT YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF TATTOOING BEGAN AND ENDED WITH MIAMI INK AND FUCKING DUMB SHOWS THAT ALLOW YOUR FAT ASS TO PRETEND LIKE YOU EXPERIENCE LIFE…..WHO THE FUCK IS LOOKING AT 60 YR OLD BUTTS? ASS CLOWN! YOUR ARGUMENT IS WEAKER THAN YOUR ANEMIC ATTEMPT TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TATTOOS INTO SOCIO-ECONOMIC PROFILES…I AM A TATTOO ARTIST, AND IVE TATTOOED 70 YR OLD PASTORS, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, GRANDMAS, AND CIA AGENTS….YOURE A CREEP, CLIFFORD, AND THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPIT OUT SOME SHITTY DIATRIBE ON SOMETHING YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A STEP BACK , AND LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE,,,THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT…SHITBAG.
on February 28, 2009 at 10:42 am tonyuncleal

Sure KEVS.. you love white women. HAve they wronged you in the past..
If so , you aint the first or last.. dont take women too serious !!
on February 28, 2009 at 2:47 pm Ana

You’re an idiot. Calm down. He’s just joking. Tattoo yourself with some cliche image of rage like fire across your forehead. Follow your own advice: Next time you want to open you mouth and spit out some shitty diatribe on something you obviously know nothing about, I suggest you take a step back and, literally, fucky your own face. Notice I put commas in their proper places. If you can’t properly place a comma you’re not the right kind of white to get the humor.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:32 pm Buckaroo

You’re uniquely foul today, or should I say fowl like in chicken shit. I’m getting enough pissed off at you that I’m going to cut off your government welfare check. Get ready sucka. You’ll be out scratching shit with the chickens to find a meal.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:38 pm Buckaroo

Dumb fuck, for the last time I’m not a faggot; so you’re going to have to find your lovin’ somewhere else. I would suggest a whisky jug for the ridge runnin’ jug fucker that you are.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm Buckaroo

Ridge runnin’ jug fucker.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:54 pm Buckaroo

You’re such and infinitesimally small part of life that you are unnoticed like a fart in a hurricane. Go away little gay man and play with your junk.

Control, complete control. That gives me a smiley face.
on February 28, 2009 at 11:56 pm Buckaroo

Garth, there should be someone out there who can help you. Please, someone help Garth.
on March 1, 2009 at 12:05 am Buckaroo

You don’t have to look that far. Just look at the catholic church and its sex scandals. How about the Irish catholic church? To this day the Irish government is uncovering baby bodies form under monasteries. Isn’t God great?
on March 1, 2009 at 12:09 am Buckaroo

You should be.
on March 1, 2009 at 12:13 am Buckaroo

God damn right, Ana.

And Geary, your ass is sucking canal water.
on March 1, 2009 at 9:21 am iluvTHC

If you’re in NYC check out Mikey Moscow Delivery Service
Open from 12:00pm-12:00am, 7 days a week, everyday. Private, quick, courteous service. Delivery time in UNDER 60 mins. TEXT “MM?” to 347-553-3852. If this is your first time using service please email mikeymoscow@gmail.com for instructions first. Serving NYC & the 5 boro’s
on March 1, 2009 at 10:13 am Kevs

Haha, no. They’re great, I just havent met many with kick ass tattoos.
on March 1, 2009 at 11:36 am katiextc

whoo! isnt he sexxxy?

totaly cute haha..

rawrr,
xxxx
on March 1, 2009 at 11:57 am Mindy C

So true – and inner Southeast.

But I guess I’m not the right kind of white person, cause I live in the burbs near Gresham.

YES!
on March 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm Mindy C

The folks you are bitching about “the wrong kind of white people” are actually PAYING for the surgery you describe. So, cry yourself a river while you’re collecting a paycheck, right? The true liberal way.

Many poor people are not racist – and actually spend more time living with and amongst POC than a white middle class liberal will ever do. Liberals only celebrate diversity when it’s hand in hand with gentrification.

And the reason these poor folks are eating Mac and Cheese and Tuna Fish…is because that’s all they can afford. Maybe if they had the privilege and opportunity you did, they could afford fresh fruits and vegetables and a gym membership.

But I suppose making fun of people for their poverty induced diet is just another symptom of being a part of the privileged class.

You truly are just another white liberal bitch.
on March 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm justanotherliberalbitch

Hey cupcake,
Are you irony-deficient? Sarcasm- impaired? Or are you just a dumbshit who takes herself and everything else too seriously?

This whole “right kid of a white person” is exactly why Clander and his buds are complete fucktards. This shit he’s spouting under the guise of self-deprecating humor is just as offensive as anything Rush or Ann Coulter could spew.

Re-read the last line of my previous post, genius.
on March 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm JEsus

White people love multicoloured tattoos… darkskinned people dont like coloured tattos cuz it doesn’t show up well…. tsk tsk.
on March 1, 2009 at 11:44 pm Meg

I understand that you have nothing better to do than reply to every single comment on this site, but what was the point of that? Really?
on March 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm Jordan A.

What white person would hate military service tattoos? I’m white and come from a long line of vets who proudly served this country, defending it so that people had the freedom to say such things. I would love to have my uncle’s “November 10, 1775” or Marine Corp seal tattoos he received as a Marine in Vietnam or my granddad’s tattoo, a replication of his P-47 Thunderbolt.

I really believe the only people who hate our troops are the same people that listen to indie music and wear peacoats.
on March 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm Buckaroo

fuck ya
on March 3, 2009 at 1:51 am chris

Jordan a. you’re a douche
on March 3, 2009 at 3:03 am Meg

Creative.
on March 3, 2009 at 4:01 am downhighway61

I listen to indie music and I have a peacoat. I’m married to a military man, who is pretty much in it for 20.

So ha.
on March 3, 2009 at 8:12 am Eric Yantz

I’m white and have an Eagle tat on my chest. White people DO like eagle tats. Duh!
on March 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm Jonathan

Hell-arious parody of Stufff White People like on a site
called Freedom Haters.org.

Check it out here:

http://freedomhaters.org/?q=content/freedom-haters-salutes-stuff-white-people
on March 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm John

as a white person my clever tatoo idea is to have eyor tatooed around my belly button. the cleverness is eyor’es butt hole will be my belly button and eyore wil lbe looking back at you.
on March 3, 2009 at 9:50 pm flippy206

yo peacoats are warm. i think there are more people that spend their time saying they hate people that hate our troops then there are people who actually hate our troops. the fuck does indie music have to do with hating troops anyways. What the fuck is indie music anyways? the word aint even really a genre.
on March 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm cakez

This is stupid as hell, you’re making a generalization that applies to just about EVERYONE and ALL tattoo’s. People get them for their own reasons, however stupid they may be.
on March 3, 2009 at 11:17 pm Johnny Smallpants Big Hands

My only tattoo states:

“I regret my tattoo”.
on March 4, 2009 at 7:54 am GEARY

a comma? really anna? and a forehead tattoo? fucky? ironic. now get back to folding cargo pants at the gap…
on March 4, 2009 at 8:32 am iluvTHC

If you’re in NYC check out Mikey Moscow Delivery Service
Open from 12:00pm-12:00am, 7 days a week, everyday. Private, quick, courteous service. Delivery time in UNDER 60 mins. TEXT “MM?” to 347-553-3852. If this is your first time using service please email mikeymoscow@gmail.com for instructions first. Serving NYC & the 5 boro’s
NY’s best MJ delivery service
on March 5, 2009 at 7:08 am thelogicalsmoker

I think everyone can relate to this:

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/05/the-80-rule-this-may-save-your-life-as-well-as-your-relationship/
on March 5, 2009 at 7:54 am Chris

Funny and ironic, just like this blog. No wonder “we” like it.
on March 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm Evan

In Chicago and Minneapolis you see a lot of “civic pride” tattoos. In Chicago it’s usually the area code (312 or 773) or the city flag. A friend of mine had the stars from the Chicago city flag on her left foot, which actually looked pretty cool. In Minneapolis, you also might see the area code (612), an outline of the state of Minnesota, or a sailboat (our city’s logo).

I can imagine they’re doing the same thing in Portland. At a show in Portland I saw someone with a “PDX” tattoo. I can imagine the Portlandia statue and Mount Hood are coomon there as well.
on March 5, 2009 at 7:48 pm Steph

I’d be covered in numbers if I decided to do that for every place I’ve lived. lol I was an army brat growing up (11 schools) and have moved quite a bit since.
on March 6, 2009 at 4:41 am Chad

I lived in MPLS for years and I never saw / heard of this. Not too many people proud of the 612.

But uptown man – that’s the White People district . . . actually its more like a lot of the wrong kind of white people trying their best to be the right kind of white people. They come off the farm from Park Rapids and think Minneapolis is the “big city.”
on March 6, 2009 at 4:46 am Chad

I debated getting a tatoo for the longest, but I finally decided against it after working in a nursing home.

Sorry to tell you this, but when you get old, your tattoo will look horrible. As you flab out and your skin sags, your tattoo will look like some kind of awful birthmark. What’s worse is that it will look totally out of place on your wrinkly old body, further accentuating your oldness.
on March 7, 2009 at 11:15 am Buckaroo

fuck ya, again. You must be getting to like it.
on March 7, 2009 at 10:06 pm nobama

Hey Buckaroo. Where is your twin brother, louiecoolcatturd? I see that you are as big a tool as ever. By the way, how you digging the great job your homeboy Obama is doing? Every time that porch monkey opens his mouth the economy gets worse. If the DOW gets any lower we’ll be able to limbo with it. Well thats all for now. Go fuck yourself.
on March 8, 2009 at 2:42 am Meg

I cannot tell you how glad I am that I didn’t impulsively get a tattoo for my 18th birthday. I wanted a dandelion…The smart decision to wait on that surely saved me years of regret.
on March 9, 2009 at 9:02 am CreativeNige

My only tattoo is of the Rolling Stones’ tongue-and-lips logo, on my right shoulder.

I don’t regret getting it at all, but I guess it does make me pretty damn white. Oh well, I know it’s only rock ‘n’ roll (but I like it)!
on March 10, 2009 at 7:17 am Stacy

My tattoo is of a american style dragon, the head is rose with the impression of a vagina…it is meant to be subliminal….
I am Bi- I don’t regret it at all, I still love Pu**y
on March 10, 2009 at 9:56 am Biff Hunk

I have a big “W” on each butt cheek. When I bend over it says “WOW” and when I stand on my head it says “MOM”.
on March 10, 2009 at 12:41 pm humptydumpty

I am from minneapple – you sound like you have fucking selective sight emo
on March 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm humptydumpty

my tattoo says “Evan is a bay emo”
on March 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm uh huh.....

and you make us all laugh when you stick a hotdog in the ‘O’ while standing on your head.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:00 pm uh huh.....

It depends on where the tattoo is located to be ‘subliminal.
on March 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm JAY

what about dread locks or fake golden hair extensions
on March 11, 2009 at 11:03 am Biff Hunk

Now that’s just sick!
on March 12, 2009 at 4:06 pm uh huh.....

and your point being???
on March 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm Sean

This has got to be my favorite one…

This white guy at work wants to get a tribal tat all over his body. When did white people become Tribal Warriors?????
on March 12, 2009 at 9:13 pm mascaridis

they want to look tough
on March 14, 2009 at 7:08 am josie

haha! mean, yet funny. i love it
on March 16, 2009 at 10:53 am Carrie Burrows

Best entry on here!
on March 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm American Soldier

I was going to buy your book, until I read where you say white people don’t like tats with flags or eagles, or anything related to military service. You are referencing liberal democrates, not whites, of which i may add are mostly black. good luck with that…
on March 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm Laura

You have a giant American flag on your bicep, don’t you?

This blog is very clearly written by (and geared toward) 20/30-somethings living in a densely populated and culturally diverse area of the country, probably with left-leaning political allegiences and a wry sense of ironic humor. I wouldn’t take this too personally there, JimBob.

What? Aren’t people who like military tattoos mostly named JimBob, just like most democrates are black?

No?
on March 16, 2009 at 3:59 pm Laura

P.S. there is no ‘e’ in ‘Democrats”.
on March 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm banquet manager

Chicks with tats are bad…
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
on March 17, 2009 at 6:54 am Laura Gordy

I agree.
on March 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm Xelliz

Yeah…this site is pretty much only about rich liberal dems…
on March 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm ddub

wrong it’s IS about most White people. Just not you. Sorry, there’s tons of conservative white people that act like many of these posts. Like they all fucking love shit like St. Patricks day.
on March 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm ddub

see section about white people liking to correct grammer
on March 17, 2009 at 6:23 pm nugent's nightmare

“grammar.”
on March 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm Buckaroo

fuck ya and the horse you rode in on
on March 19, 2009 at 11:51 am white person

to the author,
I’m not sure if you’re even white. You definitely don’t know very many white people. You should get out and live a little, meet some people outside of your little sheltered group.

concerned white person
on March 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm eanniemeannie

Actually the second letter is an ‘e’.
on March 19, 2009 at 12:59 pm panda.bae

you really think being white is a big deal aren’t you?
on March 20, 2009 at 9:53 pm Andrea

this person is white, how do you not know this? have you read anything? There’s pictures of them ON THIS VERY BLOG when they went on a book tour.

and of course it’s about a certain type of white person, just like things written about other races are about a certain type of that race.

good lord people.

a.
on March 20, 2009 at 11:20 pm amber

democrates

no honey demoncrats duh.
on March 20, 2009 at 11:21 pm amber

lol
on March 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm schuey

shit i have a lacoste crocodile tatooed on my chest and some thai caracters… excellent entry !!!! so true
on March 23, 2009 at 8:39 am Brit

Actually, the Japanese are very fond of having pictures of their food or wax models of their food out, so it is super easy to order without a tattoo. You point. At the picture or model.
on March 23, 2009 at 9:33 am PatBuchananSays

Have a sense of humor ppl. It’s a blog.

For the best MJ in NYC & the boroughs check out Mikey Moscow delivery service. Open from 12pm-12am, EVERYDAY.
Delivery within 60 MINS.
Lots of exotic strains. Fast, Discreet, Courteous service.
ALL FIRST TIME CLIENTS email mikeymoscow@gmail.com for instructions before placing order.
on March 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm The Internet

Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.
on March 24, 2009 at 5:28 am veg

…and crap food is not cheaper. It’s just more gullible.
on March 24, 2009 at 11:35 pm Clayton Bigsby

well generally humour helps people get over these things. This blog is written by a white guy and it makes fun of white guys. Chappelle makes fun of black guys. I find this shit funny because this white guy is pointing out some obvious shit I never think about, and can’t blame him for being a cracker hatin nigga. I think chappelle is funny because he makes fun of black people but hes black so it makes it all alright. If everyone would calm down they might realize that racism can be quite funny. There is obviously no hatred flowing out of this blog so chill out. I dont like this tattoo entry, but fuck do i love sea salt
on March 25, 2009 at 2:52 am Phillip

touche, sir.
on March 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm Hotmail

I just came upon this site, and I have no idea why a White person would donate money to an anti-White racist organization like the $PLC.

Amazingly stupid.
on March 27, 2009 at 2:18 am veg

Hi, what is the $PLC? Couldn’t find it on line, and I’m not American.
on March 28, 2009 at 11:17 am Allison

I’m the girl in that picture, and I’d like to point out the next tattoo I’ve always planned on having is lyrics from my favorite R.E.M. song.
Stop reading my mind.
on March 28, 2009 at 11:42 am Allison

Because you wouldn’t be able to shave it off for work, duh.
on March 28, 2009 at 11:58 am What everyone else is thinking

Obviously black people don’t have tattoos because you wouldn’t be able to see them on their skin. Sorry about ruining the whole validity of this entry.
on March 28, 2009 at 12:43 pm BEATRICE FITZGERALD

that’s very CRUEL!!!!!!
on March 28, 2009 at 12:45 pm AllyBongo

This was funny 🙂 Thanks for writing (and keep writing) because if you didn’t, I would not have a smile on my face right now. I appreciate the generalized humor 🙂 It’s great.
on March 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm veg

Um, when last did you look at a black person?
on March 29, 2009 at 12:00 am rennie

I wish white people would stop getting sleeves. No one cares. You don’t look any cooler.
on March 30, 2009 at 9:41 am lolurwrong

except for every black athlete or rapper of all time
on March 30, 2009 at 11:43 am er

and hipsters
on March 30, 2009 at 11:51 am er

which feeds the whole damn thing. YOU (the royal you, as in …everyone else) get a tat…cause you wanna. White people get tats to “look cool.” If it ceases to look cool, then why get one…and since you are a qualified representative of “white people” I can make this blanket assertion. i think you’re missing “it.” get it?
on March 31, 2009 at 3:43 pm Calvin Engime

The SPLC is the Southern Poverty Law Center. They’re a non-profit law firm set up to fight racial discrimination, as well as racially motivated harassment and violence.
on March 31, 2009 at 6:53 pm TruthHurts

Because not all white people are closet Nazi’s such as yourself who thinks that self-depricating HUMOR = “anti-white”…..

Btw…I’m not white, love this site, and so do all of my very white friends. They realize that everything written here doesn’t pertain to EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON…..but they do realize some of this stuff is funny (a lot actually).
on April 1, 2009 at 11:32 am Lisa

I haven’t read through all the hundreds of comments so maybe someone has already said this, but there are lots of white people who have and like the types of tats you said white people disapprove of (American flag, eagle, military, etc.)…they are just not the RIGHT kind of white people. The right kind of white people are the ones who get the humorous/ironic tats. One more style of tat that is unacceptable is tribal designs…they can be grouped in with the people who get Chinese character tats.

Man, this blog really makes me want to get the surfing eyeball tat I’ve dreamed of all these years!
on April 3, 2009 at 10:36 am Chelsey

To many people tattoos are more analogous to artwork than to graffiti. I think having a large percentage of your body covered by tattoos is a little excessive, but, hey, whatever floats your boat. I have a small spartan head logo on my right ankle.
on April 5, 2009 at 11:18 am josé

brad pitt’s an alky?
on April 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm Xtine

An ex had the cover-art character from Radiohead’s “Amnesiac” tattooed on his forearm. Needless to say, he also was a fan of Coldplay.

I do like me some Radiohead. Coldplay can suck it.
on April 8, 2009 at 4:59 am Natalie

Today!!!
on April 11, 2009 at 5:45 am J conrad

The worst one I ever heard of was a girl whose Chinese characters at the base of her spine could be interpreted as “Danger Poison Gas” The tattoo artist claimed ignorance.

Fortunately it’s relatively easy to modify Chinese characters so they mean something entirely different!
on April 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm t mike

I have a tattoo on my ass, its a barcode that says made in china, this supports this fact that whit people like ironic/humorus tattoos
on April 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm Jen

You really should have turned comments on earlier…
on April 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm madmouth

the Haida had distinctly ‘tribal-looking’ tribally significant facial tattoos. Canadian West Coast.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:40 pm madmouth

EVERYONE loves Miyazaki
on April 15, 2009 at 8:01 pm emmbee

Once, while ‘giving it’ to a lady friend, I noticed a small tattoo of a dolphin on her rump. I found this deflatingly distracting, as I imagined that, being of alleged high intelligence, said sea mammal was judging me harshly for my ‘transgression’. And rightly so…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:59 pm just a hopelessly white white girl

I didn’t know that there were “right” and “wrong” kinds of white people. Please explain.
on April 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm just a hopelessly white white girl

Lmao.
Why?
See #101 “being offended”!
on April 19, 2009 at 7:19 am Lucas

Hilarious! I actually wrote an entry about those little finger mustaches a while ago on my blog and it pretty funny! Why is it that everyone thinks mustache tatoos on their fingers are so witty? Why don’t they grow real mustaches on their fingers? Now that’s funny…
on April 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm Brad

I’ve never seen any “civic pride” tattoos in Minneapolis, but if I were to see someone with the “City of Lakes” sailboat logo as a tattoo, I would have much fun at their expense.
on April 20, 2009 at 10:31 pm Anonymous

Reminds me of a line from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

Dennis: You cut the sleeves off of all your t-shirts. What, to show off your tats? Those are really original.

Mac: They’re tribal.

Dennis: ‘They’re tribal.’ I’m sorry, what tribe are you from?
on April 21, 2009 at 9:19 am UncleBill

Some scum stole my line!

I used that one on a chick I met in grad school. She had a tattoo (typical tramp stamp) and I commented on the odd design. She said, in a most nonchalant way, “Oh, it’s a tribal tattoo.” My response was, “Really? From what tribe are you?”
on April 21, 2009 at 11:13 pm Buckaroo

I had a tat of an asshole put on my asshole. You can’t tell the difference. Boy, was he a good tat artist.
on April 23, 2009 at 8:43 am Anne Mulholland

God, I hate what a stereotype I am. I am so many of these things. Board games, The Wire, Mos Def, single-color tattoos, Asian restaurants with mostly Asian people-even the stereotyical offended monologues and gentrification. Curse me, curse me to the yoga studio…
on April 23, 2009 at 8:43 am Anne Mulholland

God, I hate what a stereotype I am. I am so many of these things. Board games, The Wire, Mos Def, single-color tattoos, Asian restaurants with mostly Asian people-even the stereotypical offended monologues and gentrification. Curse me, curse me to the yoga studio…
on April 24, 2009 at 12:43 am Keile

I saw a white dude with “Heil Hitler” on his back last year!
on April 27, 2009 at 9:49 am D LUCA

Dude you’re really funny, and a douche, how often do you check it out? Do you get tune ups? Hahaaaa
on April 29, 2009 at 10:43 am true minority = caucasian male

This whole micro-thread is epic. Couldn’t have been better.

Caucasian
on April 29, 2009 at 10:49 am true minority = caucasian male

I have a tat of a large tree on my stomach just FOR that reason. I cant wait to watch it grow. I also look forward to Chad washing my tummy.
on April 29, 2009 at 11:28 am true minority = caucasian male

What is the real difference between your pasty non-tatted ass and the formerly mentioned ass art lady? When your 60 and being mounted from the rear you both will be equally repulsive. I don’t see your point. Your going to be just as lumpy and saggy as her. She is just having fun with her life and being honest with herself, not living her life for someones opinion. Typical american….always being judgmental. And yes, I am an american. I have just lived overseas so I have a bit of cultural insight.
on May 1, 2009 at 9:29 am neispace

The ironic tattoo will also be small, and often hidden. While white people love the irony, they are not big on any irony that could cost them the bulwers-sachs account or get them fired from the organic food store.

You also forgot they are not keen on any tattoo with caligraphic lettering, like those that appear on rappers’ shoulderblades. That is the wrong type of white person tattoo. Also the whole love/hate on the knuckles, most white people can’t pull it off because they do not resemble bikers nor angry people.

Some colored tattoos are ok, because expert-level white people secretly crave yakuza-style tattoos.
on May 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm Bean

Haha, good stuff.

Check out http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on May 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm Bean

This website is great…

Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on May 6, 2009 at 11:48 am Godweiser

It’s a socio-economic thing.
on May 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm jeremy

some other thoughts on tats –

http://hesaidandshesaid.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/she-said-tattoos/
on May 10, 2009 at 7:00 am Anne

http://www.break.com/pictures/polo-horse-tattoo139466.html
on May 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm Jonathan

Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.

This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.

I highly recommend checking it out here:

http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
on May 13, 2009 at 11:28 pm Christian Facial

I thought about getting a florid tattoo that read, “The Irony of These Words Faded Long Ago, Leaving an Embarrassment” until I realized the irony of belittling cheap irony would soon fade, leaving an embarrassment.
on May 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm Kellee

You can’t forget the hated big cat; a tiger or a panther, with one paw raised. That’s a classic no-no among us!
on May 16, 2009 at 9:33 am ldyzracn

I have a smiley face tatooed under my big toe. And yes, I am white!
on May 17, 2009 at 5:53 am wfjwlkwjflk
on May 18, 2009 at 8:12 am ben

dude gay
on May 18, 2009 at 11:36 am Dora

dude inarticulate
on May 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm 11minutes

Thanks for calling ironic “ironic” – and not sarcastic (another SWPL).
on May 19, 2009 at 5:30 am Barbara

Considering that your vagina is on the inside, I seriously doubt you want to do this.
on May 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm Bean

I love this site!

Check out this humor site too: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on May 20, 2009 at 10:51 pm ananas

Hum I don’t know about white man…I am becoming quite feminist here don’t know… might be the hot chocolate I was just drinking but I think white women like a different type of tatoo
They like an “ethnic” tat in the small of their back
Which one of my friend said is a bit sad…like a bit of reading for the guy if he gets too bored during sex (doggy style obviously)
on May 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm mew

Nope, that’s the wrong kind of white person.
on May 21, 2009 at 4:52 pm khristal

white people, green people, brown people, red.
on May 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm john

tattoos with one color…is that just jelousy in the dark skin ranks haha

joker tats!
on May 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm Allan

Were is the Clip?
on May 23, 2009 at 11:54 pm Adam

Tatoos are in my opinion not all that appealing but I have seen impressive works that I would think about if I were ever going to get one..
on May 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm Rachelle

Okay, this is the first article that I’ve actually disagreed with. (Personally.) I think tattoos are kind of cool, but I would never ever get one because I dislike pain. Okay, I do agree that I might lose interest in five years and regret ever getting a tattoo. But funny tattoos are just stupid. If you’re going to get something permanently sketched into your skin, it may as well be something that actually means something to you. I don’t know any white people who would disagree with me. Maybe I just hang out with the wrong crowd.
on May 27, 2009 at 9:49 pm Jonathan M. Weiss

White women also love sailors during Fleet Week in NYC.
on May 27, 2009 at 10:22 pm Lorraine

You understand that this blog is intended to be funny and ironic. Don’t you?
on May 28, 2009 at 10:09 pm Sarah

Personally, this article really pissed me off. What on earth would white people not like about military tattoos/tattoos in memory of someone who passed? Tattoos are supposed to represent who you are and a part of you. If you served in a branch of the military, God bless you, then by all means get a tattoo that says so. If someone you loved died, then get a tattoo for them, if you so desire. Who the hell cares if someone has a similar tattoo. It represents who YOU are. And that is what living is all about. Finding out who you are and then living it out with passion. Who the hell cares if white people like it or not?
on May 29, 2009 at 7:21 am Cornerstone Homes Utah

Don’t get a tatooooo. It will hurt! Instead just buy a home in utah with cornerstone homes!
on May 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm Cynthia

Maybe it is a cry for attention? LOL That is what my white friend told me when she got freakin Minny mouse on her back!
on May 29, 2009 at 3:21 pm Khristal

They will regret those cheesy tats in 20 years LOL
on May 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm S-Wayne

I’ve never seen a black person with a tattoo of a dead friend…
on May 31, 2009 at 12:47 pm M.T. Dome

Funny article, but not altogether true. Having lived in the world of (insert your ethnic sarcastic or slightly tongue-in-cheek term for white person here ) for over 30 years, I have come to see many tattoos with many different meanings (most of them thought up in haste…aka less than 5 minutes). LOL! I’ve actually seen a few “bacon” tattoos, as well as turtles trying to hump an army helmet. While I agree with your observations, some are off-base.

* Tribal Arm Bands

I’ve seen tons of these. Some of these feign a “gaelic” look (in an attempt to connect with Irish roots that are otherwise only thought of on St. Patrick’s Day). Other tribal bands are Maori. These convey “bravery” (a little ironic, considering that most people are too pussy to get them done all the way around the arm). “It hurts inside the arms. There’s nerves there!” LOL! I’ve also seen them done in Sanskrit characters (because it’s so cool…even though 1/2 the people can’t remember what it means), and Japanese characters (usually by Asiaphiles obssessed with Japan..especially gaming).

* “Heritage” See above.

* Faces of children, spouses, or dead people

They get pictures of their children done (guys will have their daughters image on their arms) but no one else, because…well, it’s a little homo to have another guy’s picture tattooed on your body.

* Tattoos with more than one color

I’ve seen tons of multicolored tattoos. You must be referring to the “prison style” tattoos (done by tweakers) using walkmen parts or other things they stole from someone.

LOL at the “finger mustache” tattoos. I thought we only did those with felt tip marker to be funny. Damn..I’m losing touch!
on May 31, 2009 at 5:57 pm oilcan racer

i am white and have tattoos, check out my blog to see them. you will like them and me!!!
on June 2, 2009 at 9:02 am ann

i think, for the most part, you are describing what “normal, forward thinking” people would like. Which, in turn seems like you’re suggesting that white people are the normal, forward thinking ones? But as i recall, its a majority of white people with the tweety bird shit stains on their ankles and flaming bald eagles on their backs.
on June 3, 2009 at 3:25 am Robin

I can’t tell if you are serious in your comments about “white people and tattoos.” Do you know any white people? Or is this based on outside observations, casual conversations with white people?

I am white. Don’t have a tattoo, but know white people who do. And, true, some are “cute”. And some people I wonder about “their cuteness. But most are thoughtful. And there’s nothing wrong with being thoughtful. (Maybe you just don’t meet enough thoughtful white people and that’s why you think the way you do.)

For example, my sister thought for a long time before getting her double fish tattoo (she is a Pisces, and has always identified with her zodiac sign). Now that may seem superficial and silly to you, but it has a lot of personal meaning to her. So who decides what is a “worthy reason for a tattoo”? And there are many white people with military tattoos. I don’t know where you are that you don’t see them, but I see them in CT and DC area.
on June 3, 2009 at 9:29 am Kim

This article is totally bogus! I’m a white girl with TONS of tattoos! I’ve got military affiliated ones, rockabilly ones, and “in memory” ones. This article suggests that white people only get tattoos that are “funny” or “ironic.” But that is simply NOT the case. Every tattoo I have has some sort of personal meaning. A reminder, a promise to myself, a lifestyle embodiment.
on June 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm Anna - Harvard

While I’m in class… my computer is making $$$$
🙂 **************************************** 🙂
Want to make $700/month from your computer?
Then get with the program!!
W W W . L I V 4 E . C O M
on June 4, 2009 at 4:53 pm Katie

IF YOU WERE WHITE AND A TATTOO WOULD ACTUALLY SHOW UP ON YOUR BLACK ASS SKIN THEN YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY GET A TAT THAT IS IRONIC TOO! UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU>> YOU”RE PROBABLY AS BLACK AS KOBE FUCKING BRYANT AND YOU”RE WIFE IS PROBABLY JUST A FUCKING BITCHY AND LAME! GO FUCK YOURSELF BLACKIE BLACK BLACK FUCKING WACK!
on June 5, 2009 at 8:12 am Levi

Yes, you are correct.
However, hipsters are becoming the new face of white (unfortunately). There are always stereotypes across races, and the hipster fad just happens to be the ‘coolest’/most predominant right now.
on June 5, 2009 at 8:26 am cougarmicrobes

Is it just me or are people taking an article on Stuff White People Like a little too seriously? Is it possible that white people do not do irony
on June 5, 2009 at 8:57 am No one

But the Mexicans… the Mexicans have them 😉
on June 5, 2009 at 9:12 am vince

Jeez, what’s going on here? Who’s this in response to? Must have been bad.
on June 5, 2009 at 9:24 am Buckaroo

I passed my classes and therefore have the intelligence not to bite on your bogus scheme.
on June 5, 2009 at 9:27 am Buckaroo

Katie, you poor thing, your anger and mental state will lead to your self destruction. Hurry up with it and make to world a better place.
on June 5, 2009 at 9:29 am Buckaroo

You got it, white people don’t do irony; they take that to the yellow people’s laundry.
on June 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm K

lol wow.. are other cultures so obsessed w/us decendents from europe that they made a website of things that they think we like… lol you guys can only see how it is to be white and assume all this stuff.. you don’t actually get the chance to experience it .. oh well too bad for you.. haters
on June 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm K

no that would be blacks w/their naacp and playing the black card w/everything and having their own month and wearing black pride this or black pride that.. same w/spanish people too.. i think every culture does their little self promoting shit… not just white ppl
on June 9, 2009 at 11:56 am Bree

Because they love jokes that aren’t too political, don’t mention race, and are childish but self-aware so the childishness is “ironic.” Oh, and they love marijuana, and they love celebrities who died before they had a chance to really “sell out.”
on June 9, 2009 at 11:11 pm Buckaroo

Katie,
You’re smoking the wrong stuff. Plus, you need some help with the brain maggots that invaded your cranium.
on June 11, 2009 at 2:44 am beedogs

wow, clean out your snatch, katie! it’s FULL OF SAND.
on June 11, 2009 at 3:30 am loli

Ironie/2nd degree doesn t mean intelligence, it s the sign of someone being too boring to make a 1rst degree comment, that is smart enough to make you laugh
on June 11, 2009 at 3:31 am loli

By this, I mean that this post is absolut 1rst degree, no ironie in here, just so true, so funny!
on June 11, 2009 at 9:28 am ABM

Yes, that is a problem; there’s a fair amount of not getting it going on. It’s satire. It doesn’t have to be 100% to have hit a mark – so let’s all lighten up and laugh at ourselves. There are many places on the internet you can go and spew. Can we have just one where it’s some light-hearted humour without people getting bent out of shape?
on June 11, 2009 at 9:32 am ABM

The right kind of white people would never SCREAM AT US IN CAPS, not to mention the juvenile (and indecipherable) racial taunting. Go back to your Korn and your Bud Lite, and yes, avoid the skunk weed in future.
on June 11, 2009 at 8:28 pm shasta

dats shole wat white folks like 2
on June 14, 2009 at 10:28 am fkdupdad

that’s funny.

http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
on June 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm Sasha

I’m a little confused on where he got the list of tattoos that white people DON’T like….. “Anything with an American Flag or Eagle, References to Military Services, Tribal Arm Bands, “Heritage”, Faces of children, spouses, or dead people, Tattoos with more than one color”

because last time I checked most of those kinds of tattoos ARE on white people.

weird….
on June 16, 2009 at 6:23 am Bree

This was written by a white guy, professor.
And honestly, while I think that racism exists on all boundairies, to accuse someone who merely points out the funny/dumb things a lot of white people do of being racist is kind of twisted.
on June 16, 2009 at 10:55 am Patrick

These are tattoos that white, liberal upper middle class people don’t like, which are exactly the people who are being satirized and mocked here.
on June 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm Dave

What he means is middle-class white people, don’t know why he doesn’t just say it: maybe doesn’t want to offend the demographic.

It’s the big white middle-class elephant in the room.
on June 20, 2009 at 9:09 am stblack

http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
on June 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm Josh

Of course white people love irony, but they also love being offended. This site is a win/win situation for white people. Some can even blend sarcasm into the sitution. “Oh yeah that site is really cool, I bet the people who put it together wouldnt know a coma splice if it spooged in their face.” In this case our hypothetical white person has even managed to get a grammar shot in! They can then go on to complain about the sites reverse racism which will help them to feel closer to their minority friends.
on June 22, 2009 at 9:18 am Gia

I met a guy who had the words “Your Name” tattooed on his ass so that when he meets girls he can say, “Really? I have your name tattooed on my ass!” Then he gets to show them his ass for proof. I imagine sluts find it adorable.
on June 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm Natascha

lol
on June 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm Alaina

This is hilarious! 🙂 I hate tribals!!!!!!!
on June 30, 2009 at 10:09 am Monica

I did finish High School thank you! Tramp Stamps are hot!
on July 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm enigma

Are you sure it didn’t say “dumb ass”.
on July 3, 2009 at 10:03 am Leo

A former neighbor of mine (white woman) had Chinese characters tattooed on her lower back.
on July 4, 2009 at 9:20 am spinal

Hmm, where I’m at most of the Rockabillies are Hispanic. But yeah, the colorful tattoo thing still applies…
on July 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm Beg-a-thon begins

I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????

I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like pretentious tattoos.

Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)

http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
on July 8, 2009 at 9:52 am Jonathan

Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.

Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:

http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
on July 8, 2009 at 11:39 am woodydewit

Kids, I think Katie’s just having fun with us. She’s responded to WAY to many of these to be truly offended. I think she’s probably the most educated white woman on here and is doing a study of our responses to her. White people love studying things. Right Kates?
on July 10, 2009 at 12:22 am Court

Mostly true. No joke. I wonder if people in Japan/China get words and symbols in English tattooed on them…
on July 10, 2009 at 8:11 am Beat Making

“* Tattoos with more than one color”

Fail for that one…
on July 10, 2009 at 11:36 am michael

white people love tattoos with more than one color. black people hate them because they cant get them
on July 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm Jake

My friend has a tattoo right below where a “tramp stamp” is and it says “your name”
on July 15, 2009 at 1:06 pm Pim

I’m Asian and I roll my eyes every time I see a white person with a Chinese character tattoo. They wouldn’t know if it wasn’t written wrong or upside down. For Halloween, I wanted to draw myself a “Peace” tattoo in English, misspelled and upside down… I don’t think anyone will get it though.
on July 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm LJP

If you become a millionaire by having 1,000,000 people send you a dollar ill light myself on fire
on July 17, 2009 at 10:06 am Chanal

And why can’t Black People get multi colored tattoos again?…I must have missed the memo because my black skin has 5 very colorful and vibrant tattoos………
on July 17, 2009 at 10:54 am Chanal

Yea to the deluded cougars!!!!! Sign me up cuz the hummingbird on my ass has already morphed into a bald eagle and im only 28 (oh how i miss the days of 20 yr old tight booty lol)
on July 17, 2009 at 11:07 am Chanal

i beg your pardon m lentini. my blk bros have never gang raped a white girl!!!! She gives it up willingly and they take it cuz she has good credit….lmao!!!!
on July 17, 2009 at 6:45 pm nig hater

but can you see these colors?
on July 18, 2009 at 7:09 pm Mackenzie Mae

One day at school a friend and I drew french, eyeliner mustaches on our faces. Oh! And we wore dresses. It was a good day
on July 19, 2009 at 2:46 am Me

I want to be recognized and told I’m beautiful and intelligent…

I spam; therefore I am…..This and other obvious but unnoticed wisdom at

BRAINBOOGER.COM
BRAINBOOGER.COM
BRAINBOOGER.COM
BRAINBOOGER.COM
BRAINBOOGER.COM

Did you see that??!?!?

BRAINBOOGER.COM

OK…GO THERE NOW!!!!!!!…………NOW!
on July 21, 2009 at 6:37 pm eeyore19

I actually have an ironic tattoo. I have Japanese characters on my left arm that say “Godzilla.” I thought it would be cool to have a Godzilla tattoo that’s not a tattoo of Godzilla. I guess I’m whiter than I thought.
on July 22, 2009 at 4:41 am Doctorate Upholder

White people definitely don’t like Michael Bay, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…

http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/lincoln-says-uncool-michael-bay/
on July 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm shannon

haha, i totally have an r.e.m. tattoo, and i’m so white.
on July 24, 2009 at 5:40 pm Doctorate Upholder

White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…

http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/lincoln-says-uncool-nickelback/
on July 27, 2009 at 6:45 am shy

illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
on July 27, 2009 at 6:46 am terra

you need to stop what u r doning because it is not nice for u 2 do that bey…………..stop now
on July 29, 2009 at 7:07 am Peter

Oh, that would be SO white!
on August 3, 2009 at 7:27 pm Rick

Are you sure that’s what they say? Because his name wasn’t “Godzilla” in Japanese (they don’t have L’s). Your tattoo may say “silly gaijin.” 🙂
on August 3, 2009 at 7:29 pm Rick

“Tribal” armbands are the black-face of the 1990s. As if white guys were Maori or something. Jebus. Talk about looking for identity…
on August 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm Michael with a capital M

You’re white if your first name is Michael. A white person esp. a skinhead wants all those dark-inked tattoos all over him…wants to be dark-skinned. In addition to wear black pants, boots or leather jackets, he may well be black. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm Michael with a capital M

I bet a million bucks the Chinese letter tattoo reads “white slave” or whatever makes the Chinese people laugh at each other and the white girl turns her head and says “huh what?” The Chinese girl replies “so, you’re a prostitute”? +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:10 pm Michael

Yeah, remember the play Avenue Q “Everyone’s a lil’ racist” a song about the worst side of human nature we all have. But one group experienced racism themselves won’t end up being racist, then again you have black people hate white people, and “yellow” Asians hate black and white people. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:12 pm Michael

The faces part…of a woman with her body included…is so 1940’s or 50’s, I seen a lot of elderly men in Palm Springs and Palm Desert (where I happen to live) have that from WWII or Korean war. Lucky them, but that was 60 yrs. ago. Hispanic guys may sport more tattoos, esp. in gothic fonts, gang letter initials and pictures of clown faces or in zoot suits. They definitely admire their girl(s) printed on his back. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:14 pm Michael

No thanks, only white people with money buy them in Salt Lake City, but finds out Mormons are the main people and leave Utah in droves, and sell them to a minority group person through a real bad loan doomed to harm them later. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:16 pm Michael

ROFL! I don’t like Nazis though, should get a tattoo with a huge French tri-color flag on my chest and the motto of the French Republic on my back “Liberte, fraternite, egalite”, because the Communist symbols or initials “USSR” may get me killed. The Nazis really hate commies worse than Jews. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm Michael

You can say that again, Anne M. “Frank”. You are whiter than me, but to have a Native American related tattoo of Cherokee syllabary letters “Tsa La Gie” is not what real Indians do. Since when board games are “in” again? Eating in a Ruby’s diner , a retro 1940s-50s eatery chain is “in” for white people, except the lack of “We don’t serve blacks or coloreds” sign, and only Mexicans work there. The white libs are in love with the 50s, so are the radical right.
+
on August 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm Michael

When I was in a Food-4-Less in Indio (where wealthy white people are appearing in large numbers lately), I saw a young buff man without a shirt on but had a tattoo on his back read “Armenian” and several Armenian script wording on his arms. He is a member of an Armenian gang based in L.A. around Glendale, the tribe of “Haykstan” has a gang. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm Michael

No kidding: rich white urbanites vs. poor rural whites. It’s the civil war replayed 150 years later, this time the North has a black man from Illinois with the charisma of Lincoln of the Democratic party and the South gone back to rags are afraid of becoming a “Red Communist” country want states to secede and get back at the ruling elite (Republicans for 12 years, not the Democrats), but the Republicans were formerly associated with Lincoln. Many lower-income whites from the North moved to the South in the 1970s/80’s “sun blet” boom when the cities up north lost factory jobs and the economic decline was felt from New York to Detroit. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:30 pm Michael

About 5 times to and from work…and 45% of the crowd are Latino, several Asians and on occassion an Orthodox Jew. White people live in La Quinta by the truckloads, where the golf course home tracts price tag went to $2 million before the housing bubble burst. It has the highest concentration of millionaires in the state, plus the winters are warm and gorgeous. Palm Springs-Palm Desert is home to celebs, athletes, politicians, businessmen and international time shares by Dubai Arabs and Chinese or Taiwanese. But most of Indian Wells and Rancho Mirage are retirees, many are neo-cons from the O.C. or former “hippies” from west L.A. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:32 pm Michael

“Everybody hurts” would make a good one, and I can’t get the song outta my head! “sometimes…sometimes…” hope to get to sleep tonight. Tattoos of whole songs will take up your whole body. Is that what you one? Fine by me. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm Michael

…and snobs. Very simple. SWPL spells out SNOB. I prefer to have the blog title renamed “stuff Rich SNOBS like”, would get more hits or attention. But the title “white people” works out great. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:36 pm Michael

Repubacrats, Demoplicans or the non-existant third party. What’s the difference? Not much, except one is left-wing, the other is right-wing, they’re all the same to me. When will the liberal Democrats prove to us they are “liberals”? +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm Michael

I recall a pregnant lady had a tattoo read “pregnant Chad” in part her name was Chad. She seemed to want attention, though I try to polite…and besides, pregnant women are attractive to me. White women just beg for attention and pregnancy drives them “wild” (hormones, no offense). +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:40 pm Michael

Minnesota is the bluest state of them all, where Democrats really pick up an allegiance of voters. Even in the 1984 presidential election where Reagan didn’t carry the home state of Mondale when 49 others went for Reagan. The Minnesotan “Nice” seems to attract white liberal hipsters, except it can get 20 degrees below zero in the winter, and where’s the global warming? Greenland and Antarctica are melting, but Minnesota’s notorious winters are still cold. +
on August 7, 2009 at 9:42 pm Michael

katie, the blogger is the worst misogynist you can find and he pretends he’s “in touch with his feminine side.” Whateva he thinks having gay friends boosts his image and offices should hire minorities for “office dressing” purposes. +
on August 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm Amber

Are you sure you want to give advice when you don’t know what you’re talking about?

There’s a way to “Japanese”-ize any word– even ones with L’s! Surprise.

It was Gojira in Japan. It’s probably in katakana: ゴジラ
on August 10, 2009 at 7:57 am dont

you’re an idiot.
on August 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm Rick

Why do you assume I don’t know what I’m talking about? I’ve studied in Japan. What have you done, watched some anime?

There is a high liklihood, unless you get a native Japanes to help you out, that the kanji / hiragana / katakana / romaji you pick for a tattoo is wrong, or that getting said characters on your skin would make ZERO sense to the only people who can read it.

It’s just another pitiful attempt to get an identity by stealing the look of another culture, just like “tribal” armbands.
on August 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm Rick

p.s. Godzilla is not “Japanized” into Gojiro. Gojiro was Anglicized into “Godzilla.”

Jebus. Stop pasting stuff from Wikipedia and acting like you know something.
on August 12, 2009 at 4:43 am Part Time Jobs Online

yes.. you are right… white people learned their lessons
on August 12, 2009 at 8:04 am noah

dude, just shut up. nobody cares about your mad rants
on August 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm Ari

All I have to say about this:

White People Like:

Arguing with others via the Internet
on August 12, 2009 at 7:01 pm emilee

i saw u on alexa chung! haha it was awesome! XD i so wuld get 50 lik her XD haha
on August 19, 2009 at 9:03 am Steve

I spent 11 years in several Asian countries and not once did I see an Asian with English proverbs tattooed to their body.
on August 21, 2009 at 6:02 pm Yellow Fever

you forgot to add white people who like to get chinese tattoos and don’t know what it means!! stupid, stupid.
on August 22, 2009 at 9:03 am Chas Underwood III

If I ever see someone with a tattoo of bacon I will probably die. That’s the solid part about writing for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com, there are probably a million and one things I can write about before tattoos will even cross my mind!

I agree with yellow fever, what’s up with the chinese characters white people?
on August 27, 2009 at 1:30 pm Tish

“Heritage” – family – how cheesy, who cares about the past, we are boring and white from Europe a long time ago.

I guess this means that people who are relatively newly American and white can’t be hipsters. The longest any of my relatives have been in the States is, oh, maybe 80 years. Then again, for a lot of people, that is a *long* time ago; most of the white people that this blog deals with know little to nothing about their own cultural heritage outside of landing here in the middle of a Manifest Destiny-driven usurpation trend.
on August 28, 2009 at 7:58 am amanda

mostly white trash like tats, love the oriental writing on those white dopes, half of them do not know the oriental culture very well.
on August 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm Not really

my best friend’s name is Michael. He’s full Salvy (El Salvadorian).
so, you don’t have to be white to be named Michael.
on August 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm Not really

you know, there ARE such things as successful asain, hispanic, and black people. i understand that this website is very stereotypical towards white people. and u know what? thats what the person who owns this website’s beliefs are. and thats fine. people are entitled to their own opinion. but u saying that hispanics, blacks, and asians NEED their money and white people can waste it on u is a joke. and u know what? im FINE with being a “rotten egg”. And ur segregating the supposed money ur gonna be “getting” by only wanting white people’s money. And guess what? Surprise. Segregation is illegal. Gotcha there, huh?
on August 30, 2009 at 8:39 pm Greg

Thank you, thank you , thank you for saying this.
on August 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm enigma

i like to drink cat urine!
on August 31, 2009 at 5:00 pm Hot Hand Luke

Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
on September 5, 2009 at 9:08 am Melanie

Wow, I think its crazy that you have white people on here putting down other people base on the tattoo that they have as if that makes them better than that person. Your really going to act as if its the biggest imposition for someone with one of these non exclusive tattoos to even be in your presence? Putting down people doesn’t make you authentic, it just means you have zero self-acceptance.
on September 5, 2009 at 7:31 pm Shon

It seems there are a lot of people who don’t get “oriental culture”. The term “oriental” is generally considered a bit racists and relegated to describing rugs.
on September 5, 2009 at 10:26 pm random girl

I beat you. I’ve had my tattoo of the word IRONIC on my left forearm for years. Solid black, Times New Roman font.
on September 5, 2009 at 10:37 pm random girl

I seem to be both. I decided to get some Chinese characters tattooed on me, because I tend to follow Taoist principles, I also have a couple of yin-yangs. I cross referenced them in a dictionary, and they have been read by Chinese people, and are correct. Unfortunately for me, they become trendy and now I feel the need to have some of them covered. I also feel pretentious, but I guess it’s just white guilt.
on September 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm Bob Fossil

Hmmm, this is probably the first entry on this site that makes a reference that I have never heard of or experienced. I had no idea about ironic tattoos. If I look around all the douches near me, tribal armbands still seem to be big. There are quite a lot of celtic designs as well but no irony.

Maybe Americans confuse irony with retardness? It has been known to happen . . .
on September 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm Chas Underwood III

Hey, I love having gay sex with my servants, and burning down orphanages! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com it’s a very unoriginal/unclever site. My penis is less than two inces long, and I have trouble getting it up!
on September 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm Jon

No the term oriental is not “racist.” in the overly PC -phony world of america perhaps yes b/c of overly sensitive artificial people. However, in Australia and NZ, and many other countries the terms–oriental is used commonly to describe people of orient decent. and there is no offense, similar to black people or kiwis.

good day.
on September 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm Levi

For the record, “oriental” is used to describe products.
“Asian” describes ethnicity.

+2 white points for being politically correct and racially aware!
on September 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm John

But, -5 white points for being pompous enough and self-righteous enough to point it out how racially aware and politically correct you are…said with much love dude…
on September 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm Levi

Haha, nice one. 🙂
on September 10, 2009 at 9:34 pm bunnylove

i give u +1 just cuz
on September 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm Michael D.

why do I use so many names? I wanted to keep my beloved Micheal D. name untouched, but those nigras got to me.

Yoink
yoink
yoink

my name is soiled forever

Y-0-I-N-K!!
on September 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm uh huh.../Chunky Redd/enigma/Michael D

i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
on September 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm Chunky Redd

i is a dum nigg wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!

dis be tha truff yo…..
on September 15, 2009 at 5:51 am BillDouchiest the Wild Swine

Tattoos are low class.

People who get them, no matter where they reside on the socio-economic strata, are low class.

I managed six years in the Navy without getting a tattoo.
on September 15, 2009 at 11:01 pm Michael D.

well, i is a dum WHITEY wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg wif autism!

dis be tha truff yo…..yoink!
on September 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm John

wow…
on September 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm John

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/photo.php?pid=1321501&id=521704451
on September 18, 2009 at 6:49 pm Dave

A white person must have wrote this. The writer references both ‘The Strokes’ and ‘The Arcade Fire’ in the column. A non-white person may know who ‘The Strokes’ are, but ‘The Arcade Fire’ is as white as it gets. This is a classic case of a white person referencing bands that are not main stream enough for radio play. Nothing makes a white person more proud than to proclaim their Eclecticism.

I was shocked however, to see no references to ‘Public Enemy’. White culture loves rap music of all types. Notwithstanding, you will never hear a conversation in the white community referencing rap music after 1989 in a positive manner. This is primarily due to the fact that white people will become uncomfortable and embaressed with the stark contrast of their lives and the subject matter proposed in this newer form of urban expression.
on September 19, 2009 at 1:17 pm j

yep, that’s pretty douchey alright.
on September 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm Michael

That is horrifying.
on September 21, 2009 at 1:10 pm John

don’t be jealous…
on September 23, 2009 at 6:44 am el_jewo

i bet you only lasted 6 mins without a dick up your ass
on September 24, 2009 at 1:36 am the boob toucher

WTF? This is all over the place. When it comes to “tribal band” tattoos, I have seen hundreds of people with them and they are ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

Get your stereotypes right, ya retard.
on September 24, 2009 at 12:05 pm Josh

Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.

Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!

I recommend checking it here:

http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
on September 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm tbunny

but remember, tattoos are forever. so what was cool 10 years ago, though it may not be cool now, is still permanently etched on your arm.
on September 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm Kat

it’s a new generation, don’t judge the tattooed just because of their art
on October 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm TOPHER

Photoshopped.
on October 1, 2009 at 8:38 pm poloct

Of course you’ve seen them on white people; that’s why nouveau white people don’t like them–for example, belly-button rings on Britney Spears; now white girls don’t want them, unless they glow in the dark and are worn by strippers—also, chokers; now you can’t convince someone to wear one unless it’s studded and the wearer professes to be “alternative”.

Also, white people AREN’T tribal–can you say fad or poser?

Ya retard, you watch too much MTV or Sex and the City
on October 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm design lovers

I think its crazy
on October 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm Kent

Though they might have been ” in style ” at one point, they never should have been. How big is your “American flag wrapped around an eagle” tattoo?
on October 13, 2009 at 3:59 pm sara

I’ve never seen the finger mustache before. But then again, I’m not white.
on October 17, 2009 at 9:10 am RegalSin

This guy just keeps getting dumber and dumber. They had tats like these for years. It also depends on the culture, and what kinda of tats is common.
on October 19, 2009 at 9:15 am ben

lol RegalSin obviously has at least one shitty tattoo.
on October 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm Chas Underwood III

Is she doing a bad impersonation of Hitler or mimicking an inappropriate Sanchezesque gesture? I can’t tell! Well, enough about her, I’m going to get the StuffRichPeopleLove.com logo tattooed on my back and start a badass trend!
on October 21, 2009 at 8:43 am Laser Guy

I have to say that I somewhat disagree what you have to say here about tattoos because they have been around for so long, but I do know that there are many ways that you can remove a tattoo these days. Therefore, I say tat away!!
on October 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm brendan

Way to ruin a funny post A-Hole
on October 22, 2009 at 6:49 pm Andy

You are a douche for using the word ‘authentic’ as if it is a legitimate concept.
on October 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm John

not photoshopped, its mine, http://www.fcebook.com “John Alonzo” look for me…
on October 29, 2009 at 11:59 am Ricky

Hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like @ True/Slant:

http://trueslant.com/harmonleon/2009/10/29/a-salute-to-stuff-white-people-like/
on October 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm Morko

You’re calling someone dumb, but you can’t comprehend the difference between plural and singular verbs?
on November 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm Greg

I certainly understand the idea behind getting a tatoo. Everyone I talk to that has one attaches some ridiculously deep emotional meaning to at least one or more of thier tats. Everyone of them imagine a tat transforms them into some alter ego type personality that everyone else instantly recognizes because of said tatoo. The only thing that pops into my mind when I see one is “dumbass”.
on November 4, 2009 at 3:55 am humptydumpty1

I have a tattoo on my neck that says “Tattoo here”
on November 5, 2009 at 6:54 am good guy

where do people with all those damn tattoos work? once you get so damn many, who in the hell will hire you? You can only work at tattoo parlors, be a damn waitress, or play professional sports… http://www.justjiving.com
on November 5, 2009 at 10:28 am Veronica

Who gives a shit about how many tattoos people have??!! It’s their work ethics that make them the worker they are. Their apperance has nothing to do with how well they work. And just so you know, most people who work in a tattoo parlor make really good money. They don’t have a chunk of taxes taken out of their pay check every week and they are payed to do what they love. Can you say that? A lot of people can’t. You wouldn’t judge someone by the color of their skin would you? Don’t judge someone by the colors of ink on their skin.
on November 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm MUNEKITASYNTETIKA

I TOTAL AGREE W/U!
on November 7, 2009 at 6:40 pm Greg

In construction, I work with a lot of clowns who spend a great deal of their hard earned money on tats. Even though they think they are exceptional ppl because of their tats, their work does’nt prove it out.
Most often they are little men trying desperately to “prove” something, they themselves don’t believe.
They were apparently impressed with some notion about a tat they saw on someone and imagine they can evoke the same kinds of thoughts about them with tats.
Doesn’t work. What you are screams so loudly I cannot hear what you say, is still, the rule.
on November 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm Greg

Where I live tribal tats are popular among young people and “tramp stamps” on the lower backs of girls, and peircings. Screams no self-esteem doesn’t it.
on November 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm mike

Everyone operating under the law has taxes deducted out of their paychecks. For the self-employed owner/artist, they must make their own social security payments and most file quarterly taxes vice yearly under self-employment status. To state that tattoo studio workers do not “have a chunk of taxes taken out of their paycheck” is either a statement of tax evasion or what I suspect, a lie.
on November 12, 2009 at 11:03 am Johnny

As long as you don’t get hand or facial tattoos, you can totally cover your body and wear a long sleeve button shirt to the office. That’s what we tattooed software engineers do!
on November 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm tasteless simi-tattoo joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You said it to her twice already.
on November 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm Chopper

go check out http://www.jusjivin.com that guy gives the black perspective
on November 13, 2009 at 11:30 pm Brian

So someone would get a mustache tattooed on their finger just so they could make a not particularly funny joke by putting their finger under their nose? Then again, rich cultured whities do love their whimsical humor.
on November 17, 2009 at 8:54 am emm

I was stupid enough to get my own name in Chinese on my arm when I was 18. I thought it would look neat. hahaha.

I’m now 2 months away from 30 years old and I want to claw it out of my arm w/the wrong end of a rusty hammer.

I forget that I have it, and Chinese people will walk up to me and say my name and I’m SHOCKED…HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?

And they point to my awful arm.

At least I know it really says that.
on November 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm von

Yeah, sorry. Still not clever.
on November 18, 2009 at 12:41 am Emily

Yeah I have a bunch of Chinese tats but I made sure they do say what they are supposed to say….I took my Chinese friend with me to the tattoo parlor! 😛

And I have actually seen more than one person who has the ‘mustache’ tattoo on their finger…weird.
on November 19, 2009 at 3:06 am Greg

I’ve never had a tatoo, but when I was single, and high, I used to think about having my enormous penis tatood black then tell people it was a transplant.
on November 19, 2009 at 3:24 am Greg

Bwaa ha ha hah aha hahah
on November 19, 2009 at 3:28 am Greg

Leggo mah ears, ah no wat ahm doin. Now that would be funny.
on November 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm uh.....

What do you mean that you thought about having an enormous black penis tattoed Greg?

Don’t you remember while you was high and alone on that cold Texas night, you approached me and said that you could not afford a big black penis tattoo, so you settled for the real thing in your mouth?

Ahh, I remember that night. I made you gag several times because I rammed the back of your throat with my big black penis that you wished for.

BTW, do you still have my name tattooed on your lips?

beeeeotch.
on November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm Greg

I knew some shithead would find a way to post something really abnormally ignorant in response. I guess you are the winner this time douchebag.
on November 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm Tom

Brilliant! Best idea for a tattoo ever.
on November 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm leo

what about a tat that says ‘motherfucker 666’? is that the wrong kind of white people?
on November 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm T

hahaha! that made me laugh hard
on November 23, 2009 at 9:09 am uh.....

I knew Greg would be the predictable asswipe that he is and respond without denying what was being said about him…

The truth hurts, doesn’t it beeeeeotch??

BTW: are you still on the prowl for more big black dick to suck on, and do you still have my name tattooed on your lips?
on November 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm Greg

What a pathetic little man you are.
Is posting really stupid shit on-line your only hope at human contact? You are just like a kid, negative attention is better than no attention.
Good luck with that!
on November 25, 2009 at 6:25 am uh.....

hey greg? In addition to not being a little man, I also have a BEEEEEG DICK. Suck on it beeeeotch. You need to because all the shit you talk, you need something big and black in your nasty assed mouth to shut it up.

And good luck with not gagging on my dick, beeeotch.
on November 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm Rachel

excuse me, uh…..

… are you a girl? For real? I’m sorry, it’s just that you talk like a bitchy 7th grade girl. And I only assumed.
on November 26, 2009 at 9:51 am stblack

http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com/
on November 29, 2009 at 3:18 pm Greg

chuckle, he’s a wanna be girl. He’s one of a bunch of queers that troll these boards looking for human contact.
on November 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm uh....

excuse me, Rachel

….. are you a boy? For real? I’m sorry, it’s just that I seen a picture of you online and… where are you breast? You look like a bitchy 5th grade boy. And I only assumed.
on November 29, 2009 at 4:10 pm uh....

Speaking of wannabes Greg, your are the biggest wannabe of them all. You wannabee a man when in reality, you’re just alil beeeeotch. Still dreaming of a big black dick to tattoo on your ass? I know you are you freak.
on November 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm Katty

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE!? I can’t stand how these hipsters get tattoos in languages they DONT know, like Latin. Can I cancel out the white-irony of a Latin tattoo if it says “I Hate Hipsters” ??
on November 30, 2009 at 7:33 pm gotta love em' white-ease

replying to:
“Greg on November 19, 2009 at 3:06 am

I’ve never had a tatoo, but when I was single, and high, I used to think about having my enormous penis tatood black then tell people it was a transplant.”

THIS IS SO FUCKING IRONIC OH MY GOSH!!
on December 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm white person 333

This was completely stupid nothing funny there ¦\
on December 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm fully ironical

this is a funny website. stop trying to correct it with “what white people really like”

I have a tattoo of a recycling sign with the words “organ donor” underneath. I like to think of it as cleverer.
on December 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm Beano

Big fan, love this site!

Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm Le Crackhead

You’re the expert on abnormal ignorance, Greg
on December 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm coconut

Wanna know something ironic? I’ve got invisible tatoos.
on December 11, 2009 at 4:18 am Triz

You should probably stop spamming Beano, there is nothing funny at that site, like literally nothing.
on December 12, 2009 at 10:50 pm mschninja

I know a girl who has a semi-colon tattoo. It’s on her wrist. Makes sense grammatically.

This is a separate note, but I love the part about Asian character tattoos, “I can’t read Chinese.” I hope that’s tattooed on every person who thinks they’re coming up with something original in Chinese or Japanese or in any Asian language.
on December 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm Beano

Never fails to crack me up.

Check out this other great site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 17, 2009 at 6:17 am Darth Moneyshot

While on a drinking binge i dated a girl with such tattoos like a lava lamp, a rooster(which she would ask people to touch her cock) a fender telecaster, and a Gibson Les Paul(didn’t play guitar, as a matter of fact I’m sure she was tone deaf). This girl talked about them like there was no tomorrow. I broke up with her for that and the fact she gave bad head. She is only one in the list of girls I’ve dated with stupid tattoos.
on December 20, 2009 at 11:44 am goldfinger

love this site, also check out http://jusjivin.com
on December 22, 2009 at 9:26 am jean

Jon, one can only assume that you are in fact the wrong type of Australian white person. If you’re not sure, check if you have a tattoo of the southern cross on your upper back. If so, you most certainly are. If not, you still most certainly are.
on December 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm Loo

Haha I love this! I think that Korean tattoos are included in this certain type of people getting asians tattoos that say crap like love and stuff
on December 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm Amy McPherson

As a White person, I love to laugh at all the ridiculous tattoos that Blacks have. They are the kings & queens of stupid tats.
on December 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm Cindy

Yeah and blacks love to laugh and point at the idiotic crap you white folk like to do like “trendy” mustache tats on your finger. wtf is that lolz its 2009 but some of white folk still strut around like your something special just b/c society tells you so doesn’t make it true Amy keep that in mind. You are not special and b/c your white you think you can pull off anything, do anything which is HILARIOUS to me 🙂 keep getting your dumbass superficial shit and keep laughing at others b/c all you got going for you is your wack ass white privilege hope that keeps you warm at night m’dear.
on December 27, 2009 at 8:02 pm courtney_1

as a white person with kickass tattoos, I’d like to point out my ridiculously awesome spatula tattoo in my armpit
thank you
thank you very much
on December 28, 2009 at 12:35 am Jesse

lol…wow
on December 28, 2009 at 10:00 am Sterling

So is this an anti- black people site?
on December 28, 2009 at 2:53 pm John

Well, like they say in the navy, there is no wrong hole…
on December 30, 2009 at 12:11 pm Beano

Love it!

I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm Chela

Whoa Guys,

As a mutt who is not white or black or beige or red but a mixture of it all with a very white name…CHILL!

People from every background do really dumbass stuff and look rediculous doing it. And they all think they’re cool at the time.

As for tats- one so far to pay homage to the Lenape in my family tree ( 3 colours )- more to come.

I love this site because it give me a chance to laugh at the things I noticed growing up in a tourist town over-run by Cityots (city idiots) or people who wanted to be them.
on December 31, 2009 at 8:32 am ted

guess I need to turn in my white people card, I hate most of the stuff on here especially tattoos, I think they are idiotic, I am not a notepad
on January 3, 2010 at 8:04 pm diehipster

Hipsters love anything that the next dirty is doing.

http://www.diehipster.com
on January 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm Melissa

I’m Asian and I love Arcade Fire, but I pretty much agree.
on January 5, 2010 at 6:42 am lindsay

wrong. most everything on this whole site is wrong; & im white.
on January 6, 2010 at 9:46 pm captain von rat

hehhahahahaaaa! love it … i love the white people on this site who complain about these topics … even funnier that the subject matter!
on January 7, 2010 at 12:27 pm Trey

hahah this site is hilarious. Im white with tattoos and iv known all sorts in the tattoo industry. There are tons of different styles out there and this one calling out food and other stuff is just one style in the many different ideas in tattoo world. I love probably 99.9% of the stuff on this list. hahah great
on January 7, 2010 at 8:21 pm Ryan

no but you might be insanely boring. get a sense of humor.
on January 8, 2010 at 12:51 am wallpapersgirls

agree with Ryan
on January 8, 2010 at 8:36 am goldfinger

check this site out…it is hilarious http://jusjivin.com
on January 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm jamie

It’s not just ‘stuff white people like’ it’s ‘stuff a very specific type of white people like’
so just laugh at or move along
on January 13, 2010 at 5:11 am Barbra Novac

Ok.. so this post is almost a year old and I live in Australia. All my really “cool” white friends are getting their funny tats now…

Speech bubbles on the shoulder….

Light sabers on their pointer finger…..

What worries me (as a white person) is how far behind the rest of the world we are….

Barbra

http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
on January 18, 2010 at 12:16 am Greg

you probably aren’t a liberal then. This blog calls those of us who aren’t liberals the “wrong kind of white people”. Be proud of that. It’s a good thing.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:17 am Greg

You were probably never issued a liberal id card. Thats not a bad thing.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:18 am Greg

Yes, yes it is.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:20 am Greg

I’ve only seen one awesome tatoo in my life. I knew a girl back in my 20’s, she was about 5’7″ tall about 115#’s a nice rack and the most awesome tatoo of a cheshire cat right on her cooter.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:26 am Greg

My brother also married a Japanese woman. Born in the year of the dragon he got a dragon tatoo on his shoulder. 10 years later you can’t tell what it is. Now he got a wild hair up his ass for a midlife crisis or something and is getting Yakuza tatoo’s all over his upper body and down both arms. While they look kinda interesting on an virtully hairless asian, they look ridiculous on him.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:28 am Greg

I’ve only dated one chick with a tatoo and ironicly, she was the only really stupid broad I ever dated. But damn, that girl could suck a golf ball through fitty feet of garden hose.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:29 am Greg

I think that douchbag and about a dozen others must get paid per click, they keep posting and reposting the same shit every day.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:30 am Greg

Not as long as you’re here fruitcake.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:32 am Greg

I knew somebody would catch the brilliance.
on January 18, 2010 at 12:35 am Greg

While taking my kids to the beach last summer, I started to notice a new trend. Teenage girls are starting to get their trampstams removed. More than half the girls down at the beach had em, and more than half of them were in various stages of the laser or some other kind of removal process. I hear it really hurts to get it removed, compared to getting it put on.
on January 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm Alec Bergeson

your wrong this list is hysterical and im as white as will-i-am
on January 19, 2010 at 2:43 pm Beano

I literally never get sick of this web site!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on January 20, 2010 at 11:03 am Aleyska

tattoo not tatoo.
on January 21, 2010 at 6:33 pm Ben Dover

haha this list is missing barbed wire, anything thats written in chinese/japanese/etc. and Celtic crosses
on January 23, 2010 at 8:22 pm MIKEY

You’re not too far BEHIND….the newest tat fad is a pig on each buttock cheek and when you squeeze and release, well, they’re makin’ bacon.
on January 25, 2010 at 3:31 pm Nate

Hey now, white people are very patriotic, we love the Military and American flags in the USA!
on January 25, 2010 at 9:45 pm Chas Underwood III

Is it weird that I tattooed a mustache on my face so I can stop shaving? It is a way better idea than the Favre in a Viking’s jersey I am having removed after the Favre in a cheese hat was removed a few years ago. Note, tattoos are something I will never write about at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com
on January 28, 2010 at 7:16 am Another view on the subject

Stuff Black People Like: white women that have booty meat, welfare, hot sauce, microwaved food, chitlins, collard greens, grits, Southern food, lots of oil and butter, deep-fried food, bringing up race whenever their on TV, weed, liquor, grape soda, fried chicken, watermelon, caddy escalades, expensive rims, ridiculous sneakers and other useless purchases that portray how fresh their game is.

I don’t have a problem with black people at all but I find it kind of unfair that white people can’t reciprocate. Before you call me racist, realize that you’re on a blog called stuffwhitepeoplelike. How long would stuffblackpeoplelike be on the net before someone called the author racist?
on January 28, 2010 at 4:52 pm Heather

This guys makes a list of some of the most tired sterotypes of black people, then goes on to say:

“I don’t have a problem with black people at all”

HAHAHAHAH!!!

Why do white people feel compelled to say that they don’t hate/have a problem with black people/they like Oprah, etc. then go on to say a bunch of racist stuff? Just stop it–practice saying ” I don’t like those watermelon and fried chicken eating-Cadillac driving-whatever other nonsense you wrote-black people. No siree, I don’t.”
on January 29, 2010 at 5:45 am Greg

Brilliant! Thank you for sharing! douchebag
on January 31, 2010 at 7:58 am ichooselife

who’s to say this thread was created by a black person?
on February 1, 2010 at 12:10 pm Another view on the subject

You’re tired, Heather. Get a rest and stop writing because your point is moot. My point is that websites like this do more harm that good. Satirical or not, written by a white person who has tons of black friends or not. I’ve personally seen more racism from blacks to whites than the opposite in recent years. We’re supposed to be changing for the better and websites like this are pushing us further apart.
on February 2, 2010 at 9:06 am HI, I'M BUCKWHEAT

Hi, I’m Buckwheat.
Otay?
Otay
on February 3, 2010 at 6:47 pm B

So, are you currently visiting religious-based websites and telling them the same thing? The world will never be perfect.
on February 5, 2010 at 9:09 am reba

I don’t like chitlins, my family doesn’t drive a cadalic, i like watermelon but im pretty sure you do too. Along with Spanish people, Chinese people, and other races as well. watermelon, grape soda, and all that other crap you listed is not true, all black people do not like that stuff. and what’s with you? white girls with booty meat? wtf?! these days no one like your flat everywhere race, you had been better off saying Spanish girls or something. ( yea you insulted my race you there you go!) oh and i won’t call you racist, you’re just ignorant like most common Americans. learn more about us then the stereotypical crap you hear around you that you think is ok to say. we are not monkeys here, so don’t imitate or repeat what you hear around you okay?

~stuff white people like~
. white supremacy
. raw food
. thinking they are better than other races
. skateboarding
. bungee jumping
. surfing in shark invested waters
. stupid risky things that every race will say after witnessing “only a white person!”
. going on useless race dividing blogs to talk about black people and fried chicken….. o.O
. putting mayonnaise on everything they eat.
. cooking bland food.
being so certain that they can dance when they have NO rhythm!
.smelling like spam
not that’s weird

have fun with those! 😀
on February 8, 2010 at 12:28 pm benberkon

Huzah!!!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 10, 2010 at 8:13 am me

More racism from blacks toward whites? Maybe, but given the white male still holds a majority of economic power in America, it hardly matters how many black people are ‘racist’ or how many women are ‘sexist.’ Our Capitalist infrastructure is designed to oppress people of color. It wouldn’t make shit difference if every black in America was racist, because the white man still holds the power!
on February 10, 2010 at 8:19 am me

Bitch please! You white people get offended about everything!

HA! I’m white too, but really, your offended?

Besides, you know this article speaks truth. I have a white friend with that very same mustache tattoo, and another with Mario tattooed on his ankle. Your stuffblackpeoplelike site probably wouldn’t stay up too long. Only because you aren’t funny. If you were funny, you might have better luck. Learn to take a joke though, cuz thats what this site is.
on February 11, 2010 at 11:06 am Mark Fox

this site has the worst comments in history
on February 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm Terry

My, my. Tis is funny!!!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 17, 2010 at 6:57 am Drummermanpaul

What a crock. ‘Our Capitalist infrastructure blah blah blah’. What machine did you use to create this posting? A wood block? A stone tablet? No, a fucking PC, made by the ‘Capitalist infrastructre’, you fucking self-loathing idiot!
on February 17, 2010 at 7:00 am Drummermanpaul

And another thing, you cretinous vacuum head: ‘the white man holds the power’ …. get a fucking life. Stop spouting race-hating claptrap and do something about it!! If you have an idea for creating wealth then get on with it. If not, then keep your pygmy ideas to yourself.
on February 17, 2010 at 9:55 pm Annie

White people like to use the word “ironic” in place of “funny”. Can you explain how a tattoo of a mustache on your finger is in anyway “ironic”?
on February 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm Ursela

http://ihateeveryonesomuch.blogspot.com/2010/02/miley-in-house.html
on February 19, 2010 at 7:33 am Banner and Award

tatoo yes like a masterpiece
on February 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm Emily

You just proved his point. He is questioning why it is ok to list white stereotypes but not black ones, and how people would be offended should this website be stuffblackpeoplelike. And you were offended, which proves his point entirely. I’m black, and I find this website so offensive because it’s still racism, no matter which way around it is. Why is it ok for us to say white people can’t dance or put mayonnaise on everything, but not ok for them to say black people like watermelon or drive Cadillacs? The fact is, it’s not, and if we accept white stereotypes then we lose the right to reject black stereotypes. You were offended when he listed black stereotypes, so isn’t it hypocritical to list white ones and think that’s fine?

This website is racist, frankly. And I’m glad someone pointed that out. I’m against racism of ANY form, not just when it concerns me.
on February 22, 2010 at 7:39 pm WhiteWomenLoveMyChocolateBar

it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.

it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.

white women paying for sex with black males:
on February 23, 2010 at 8:43 pm Thomas Briollet

I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.

Thomas Briollet
Dt Asia
on February 24, 2010 at 7:53 am Stan the Man

Quite the pants pisser!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 25, 2010 at 7:59 am Another view...

Thank you, Emily. I see that you’re a little more educated than most people on here who totally miss the point that I’m trying to make. Yes, it’s cute and funny on the surface, but there’s a real issue with all of this deep down that actually continues to fuel hatred and racism across the US. Like most people, I don’t have a problem with race but rather with obnoxious, ignorant fools who worry about getting a cheap laugh for themselves at the expense of moving forward as a species.

Hey Reba… I love your country songs! I must be white and so must you, because black people don’t listen to country or name their children after famous country singers.
on February 26, 2010 at 10:12 pm Enigma the Nigra
on February 26, 2010 at 10:13 pm Enigma the Nigra

Heyz everybody!!

Wants you all mats my mammy, Propecia, Ize be introducin’ you all to mo’s a da familees soon.
ENJOYS!!
on February 26, 2010 at 10:16 pm Enigma the Nigra
on February 26, 2010 at 10:18 pm Enigma the Nigra

^Dis heres my cuz Ro-dell^, da black horse a da families^
on February 27, 2010 at 7:18 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

Does this guy look straight to you?
Anotha brotha speadin’ da AIDS, through white woman.
60% unemployment, gigilos, yeah something to be real proud of Enigma the Nigra.
Oh, and those gigs are really handsome!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAA…
on March 1, 2010 at 6:40 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!!

😉

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 1, 2010 at 8:14 pm Enigma the Nigra

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 1, 2010 at 8:33 pm Enigma the Nigra
on March 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm Enigma the Nigra ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Here I iz folks practicin’ fo stickin my dick in da Man Gloryholes.
Come on boys an mandingos, Ize reddy to gets sucked!
on March 2, 2010 at 5:04 am xxxxxxAKA Whiteys MOM^^^^^^^

Hey everybody, how do you like my video, if you think I’m hot now, wait til you see me without makeup on.
on March 2, 2010 at 5:05 am xxxxxxAKA Whiteys girlfriend^^^^^^^

Here I am trying to give advise to people, check me out.
on March 2, 2010 at 5:08 am xxxxxxAKA Whiteys kids dad^^^^^^^

I am this stupid cracker Whiteys kids biological dad. He actually thinks that they were born with permenant sunburn. Little does his dumb behind realize that not only is he raising my kids, but I am still tapping his wife doggy style every day. Everytime he kisses his wife, it is like he is kissing my balls because that’s where her mouth is all the time. hahaha
on March 2, 2010 at 5:10 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! You know this is not a funny or ironic tattoo on my face, but some hot steamy man jeez freshly shot out of my boyfriends meat. 🙂

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

🙂
on March 2, 2010 at 2:04 pm Enigma the Nigra

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey
on March 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm Enigma the Nigra ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hey Whitey,, pleaze takes a real lalapalozza of a sheet rights on my bald greasy head….
ize thankin’ ya!
on March 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

This is a video of my mother giving birth to me, enjoy.
on March 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! I have a ironic and funny tattoo, of my boyfriends name painted on my ass. It says, “my ass belongs to Leroy” xoxoxoxo

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 2, 2010 at 9:18 pm Enigma the Nigra

;

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 3, 2010 at 4:44 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! I have a funny and ironic tattoo of my boyfriends name on my butt cheeks. When he has me on all fours, reading his name drives him crazy.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm Enigma the Nigra

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! I got a funny and ironic tattoo of my black boyfriends name painted over the crack of my ass.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart
on March 3, 2010 at 8:40 pm Enigma the Nigra

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 4, 2010 at 4:27 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick, please, I need a fat one in my mouth!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 5, 2010 at 1:34 am Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 5, 2010 at 5:11 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!! My ode to being a stupid texan cracker!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 5, 2010 at 3:35 pm Enigma the Nigra

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 5, 2010 at 5:19 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahaha I suck lots of dicks ahahahahahahaha
ahahhahahahahahahahaahahaha

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm Enigma the Nigra

put alil love in your heart

😉

Reply to this comment

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 5, 2010 at 5:42 pm Enigma the Nigra
on March 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm Enigma the Nigra

Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!

13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
on March 5, 2010 at 5:50 pm ^^^^^^^^ Whitey's boyfriend^^^^^^^

Hello everybody, I’m Whitey and this is my black chunk of hot chocolate. I love sucking on his chocolate bar and showering in his creamy jizzz. God, I love being gay. He laughs at my two inch dick, but I love it anyways.
I’m gay and I am proud.
on March 5, 2010 at 6:15 pm Enigma the Nigra

Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!

13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!
on March 5, 2010 at 6:20 pm ^^^^^^^^ Whitey's boyfriend^^^^^^^

Hello everybody, I’m Whitey and this is my black chunk of hot chocolate. I love sucking on his chocolate bar and showering in his creamy jizzz. God, I love being gay. He laughs at my two inch dick, but I love it anyways.

He is my baby and I aint never letting him go.
on March 5, 2010 at 6:40 pm Enigma the Nigra

Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!

13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!
on March 6, 2010 at 5:53 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

😉
on March 6, 2010 at 5:55 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

^^^^^^^^^^^Hey everybodys, this is my boyfriend. I know you think he is as hot as I do but you can’t have him, that chocolate bar of his is all mine.
on March 6, 2010 at 8:59 pm Enigma the Nigra

Wez Niggassss 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 7, 2010 at 5:38 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

Hey ya stupid texan crackah….. 8)

This buds for you!!!!

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

hehehehe
hahahaha
my moms a
hohohoho
on March 7, 2010 at 7:29 am Chuck Norris

I finally decided to write a comment on your blog. I just wanted to say good job. I really enjoy reading your posts. THUMB UP
on March 7, 2010 at 7:34 pm Enigma the Nigra

We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 8, 2010 at 4:42 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

For all the redneck crackers on this site,
This buds for you!!!!

I got a funny and ironic tattoo of my boyfriends name on my butt.
……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

😉
on March 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm Enigma the Nigra

I put alil DICK in my ASS EVERY DAY!

😉

Reply to this comment

Enigma the Nigra on March 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm

We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 9, 2010 at 8:10 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I got a funny and ironic tattoo of my boyfriends name tattooed on my butt. I also have a tattoo of Africa on my lower back. He loves it.

This is dedicated to all my fellow redneck crackers

This buds for you!!!!

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
on March 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm Enigma the Nigra

I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!

😉

We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 9, 2010 at 6:23 pm xxxxxxAKA Whitey

Hey you albino ape, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!” Shove this up your funny and ironically tattooed ass. 😉

“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..

All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.

The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’

So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.

The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”

Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.

Now………

Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho

😉
on March 10, 2010 at 12:22 am Enigma the Nigra

hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho

😉

I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!

😉

We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 10, 2010 at 2:30 am ashley

I am white and i dont like any of this stuff except maybe 5% who made this shit up?
on March 10, 2010 at 4:42 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I got a funny and ironic tattoo of my boyfriends name on my butt. He loves looking at it and the tat of Africa when he has me on all fours.

Hey ya stupid texan crackers, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”

“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..

All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.

The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’

So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.

The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”

Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.

Now………

Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA

Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze

He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free

Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah

Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):

Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.

What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.

Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.

How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.

What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.

Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.

I put alil love in my heart

hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho

🙂
on March 10, 2010 at 8:00 pm Enigma the Nigra ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I loves dis here niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
on March 10, 2010 at 8:02 pm Enigma the Nigra ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Enigma the Nigra on March 10, 2010 at 12:18 am

hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho

😉

Reply to this comment

Enigma the Nigra on March 9, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!

😉

We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!

😉

Enigma the Nigra

I put alil love in my ass every days!

😉

THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

😉

GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma

JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.

ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”

Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND LISTENS TO DIS:

Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.

You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).

In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).

In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.

At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.

Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.

To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.

The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.

*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.

The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).

In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.

😉

GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….

CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man

I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…

OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..
Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA

Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze

He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease

Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see

Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah

Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
on March 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm Lathisha

Right on Enigma!

I am glad to see a fellow negro finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the white man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you black MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a black man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
on March 11, 2010 at 4:41 am xxxxxxAKA Whitey

I’m Whitey and I got a giant tattoo of a mans meat on my forehead. It may sound stupid to you because……well, it is. But it is what it is.

Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.

“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..

All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.

The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’

So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.

The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”

Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.

Now………

Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.

Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!

I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love dicks in my mouth.

OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………

*Sniff*

Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.

I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.

I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!

HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an ode to me….

whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.

And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..

touching aint it. Anyways….

Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.

I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Good morning Governor….

Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….

Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!

Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!

Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.

……………..–..
……………/??/)
…………,/?../
………../…./
…../??/’…’/???`??
../’/…/…./……./??\
(‘(…?…?…. ?~/’…’)
.\……………..’…../
..’\’…\………. _.??
….\…………..(
……\………….\

Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?

Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.

AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!

Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!

Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.

There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….

Now let’s sing alil song………

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth

And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE

Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth

And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE

If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man

I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true

I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?

But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too

I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through

Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?

Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe

I’m Whitey

Stuff White People Like

This blog is devoted to stuff that white people like

#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

Share this:

Like this:

Related

1,028 Responses