#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

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#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

April 13, 2009 by clander

edhardy Often it can be easier to find common ground with a white person by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something that white people hate, it’s best to choose something that will allow white people to make clever comments or at the very least feel better about themselves. Currently, the easiest way to do that is to ask a white person for their thoughts on people who wear Ed Hardy.

Ed Hardy is a clothing company that makes a wide range of expensive t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans. These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.

Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.

For example, if you take the reasonable but not compelling story: “I got cut off in traffic this morning and when I honked the guy gave me the finger,” and replace it with: “I got cut off in traffic this morning by this guy in an Ed Hardy shirt. I honked and then he gave me the finger!” The story will become sixty percent more interesting to white people because it allows them to make a witty response like: “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”

Follow this up with a laugh, a high five, and a compliment about the acceptable shirt the white person is wearing and you will find yourself with a new friend.

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1,495 Responses

on April 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm Ben

He makes a very good point. Though Ed Hardy is popular in the “tool” category at most Universities or the wannabee tools.
on April 13, 2009 at 3:34 pm reneortiz

Yuck, Ed Hardy. It tries to be so vintage, but it results in an epic fail.
on April 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm Mike

Hahaha F*** Ed Hardy!
on April 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm hallen

I thought I was alone in my intense hatred of Ed Hardy. But I am white!
on April 13, 2009 at 4:03 pm Tanner

But the question is… am I white because I hate ed hardy? Or do I hate ed hardy because I’m white?
on April 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm Jack

Ironically these kids also are almost always slightly overweight, little pot belly, and wearing skinny jeans that make them look like stuffed sausages… idiots.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm Jason

As we recently learned here …

https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/02/10/121-funny-or-ironic-tattoos/

… the worst kind of tattoo is one that lots of people have. So it’s not surprising at all that wearing t-shirts based on tattoos that lots of people have is even worse.

It’s hardly a mystery.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm Spenser

Most Ed Hardy is worn by white trash doing their best not to look like white trash.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm LM

Now I know why I hate this stuff – I’m white! Well, 80% white, according to your quiz … won’t my black parents be proud? (Rhetorical question, but the answer would be “no.”)

When I was doing research for my own tattoo, I could appreciate Don Ed Hardy for his work and his distinctive style. But now that it’s plastered all over, it’s less than interesting.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm Legendary tattoo artist Ed Hardy's name is disgraced by Christian Audigier

ok….I’m not white and I 1,000,000% agree with this post.

When I see anything Ed Hardy, I think about axe body spray (worn as cologne) and really bad techno/pop versions of Justin Timberlake, Rihanna and Kanye West songs.

Ed Hardy wearers please, please, please stop it. You look like a walking vomitarium.

Don’t even get me started on those freakin Ugg boots. Yuuuuuuuck.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm lewis

We may be white, but we do usually dislike certain things for a reason.
on April 13, 2009 at 4:50 pm clare

Don’t forget the other thing white people love to hate…Madonna! She is always draped in Ed Hardy. Now there’s a conversation starter.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm Buddy Love

This has nothing to do with being white. This has everything to do with hating people who look and act like douche-bags in their “designer” overpriced clothes.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm janelle

Oh thank you for writing this! I was somehow convinced by a grad school friend to go to a suburban bar with a cover band two weeks ago and the amount of Ed Hardy t’s was disgusting! I couldn’t stand it, it was drivng me nuts! This entry only confirms my whiteness. Thank you!
on April 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm yepyepyep

I have honestly never seen a white person in Ed Hardy. It is a side-step from Tommy Hilfiger. A sub-genre of clothes that are meant for rich white people that trendy rich white people are afraid of because black people also wear it. The North Face has also slipped away from the most white outdoors-men among us. What’s next, Diesel?
on April 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm Mark

This would be really funny if people who wear Ed Hardy weren’t really douchebags. The world is worse off because of them and that is no laughing matter.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:26 pm zonker1984

The irony, of course, being that white people like the Sailor Jerry branded Chuck Taylors.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm yepyepyep

Correct. Extra-white sneakers with Tommy or K-Swiss printed on the side is also a sure sign that the person is a piece of garbage.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm steph

Really? I thought white peole loved Ed Hardy!

Either way, the stuff looks cheap and tacky, it’s a wonder anyone likes the brand.
on April 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm NSK

I’d like to include Hating People Who Pay To Drink Ed Hardy Wine to the list.

Ed Hardy wine exists; I’m not making this up: http://www.google.com/products?q=ed+hardy+wine&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=bunjScDrDduMtgf8iryxDA&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title
on April 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm isaac

Never even heard of it…
on April 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm James Reitano

Yeah, I hate those too!

Especially when flames are present!!!!
on April 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm G

WTH is Ed Hardy?
on April 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm Elizabeth Burke

Have you seen Bret Michaels?? It’s all he wears!!!!!!!!!!!
on April 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm Griff

Holy Jesus – This article couldn’t be more true… Every time I see someone in one of those God awful Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier shirts I seize a little bit…
I was just talking to my friend the other day about my disdain, and while he was at the Casino this weekend he picture-messaged me every time he saw one… Each picture had a gel headed guido/redneck holding a red bull/vodka to go along with the shirt.
on April 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm iLOOKwhite

I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy, and I’ve never seen people wearing clothes like the ones in the photo. This must be a west coast thing, maybe?
on April 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm Rachael Holstein

That is impossible because Ed Hardy is way too expensive for white trash…STUPID!
on April 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm Rachael Holstein

Umm all you F’ers are stupid every rich, white person I know wears Ed Hardy. He is a reputable tattoo artist and clothing designer who makes more than all you f*c*s!
on April 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm Agatha Christie

I work in a middle school and all the doucherockets and sorostitutes in training wear Ed Hardy. Makes me want to vomit. The only thing worse than wearing an ugly t-shirt is wearing an ugly t-shirt that everyone else is wearing.
on April 13, 2009 at 6:14 pm God Shamgod

Sounds like you hang out a lot of pro wrestlers Ms. Rachael.
on April 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm Tia

Thank you for calling people out who wear this stuff. Actually we should all be kind of thankful Ed Hardy clothing because now you can immediately spot and identify an ass without having to interact with them.
on April 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm whisper out loud

vomitarium…that’s good!
on April 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm alan

If you’ve never heard of or seen ed hardy shirts, come to Miami and witness the epicenter of horror.
on April 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm Shrf. John

“MY T-SHIRTS!”

-RACHAEL HOLSTEIN
on April 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm lewis

preach it, brother
on April 13, 2009 at 6:39 pm Gary

I see you mentioned the ufc in there, for the mma snobs (myself included) the equivalent would be Affliction tshirts they are exactly the same design type ( dragons and skulls….) and the same idiots wear them
on April 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm Shrf. John

I see you employed a closed reading of the text there.
on April 13, 2009 at 7:19 pm carramrod

Ed Hardy is white himself. I don’t get it….
on April 13, 2009 at 7:22 pm guy

the antichrist
on April 13, 2009 at 7:30 pm Carrie

I hate people who wear the Ed Hardy brand simply because all the wrong people are wearing it. These are not “tattoo people” who knew and heard of him when he was “just” a tattoo artist in San Francisco.

I do, however, admire the “not white” practice of licensing your artwork, and watching the moolah roll in.
on April 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm NSK

how true is this, seriously. not only is miami intellectually bankrupt, it’s white-people bankrupt.
on April 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm homelessgirl

hmmm… never heard of ed hardy lol
on April 13, 2009 at 8:03 pm yeahrightradio

N.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:04 pm KinG KOnG

I dont get it. I never heard of Ed Hardy and not that many people at my school wear clothes like that. Matter of fact more black guys wear clothes like that, but it’s that free-artist kind of punk rock style clothes that Hip Hop’s been changing to. Matter of fact it’s not enough white people wearing that style, to stereotype them.

Then again this is NC and I’m black so I don’t give a damn about Ed or anybody that wears his clothes. Really I just read this website for the laughs.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:05 pm yeahrightradio

Nothing says “Friday Night” to a douche like an Ed Hardy Tee, some hair gel, and a pocket full-o-roofies.

http://yeahrightradio.com/
on April 13, 2009 at 8:06 pm Ed Hardly

I hardly ever wear him.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:07 pm Danielle Graham

Wow, this is just beyond brilliant. What’s even funnier than the blog itself is that half the people responding don’t even realize that the blog isn’t actually making fun of the assholes who wear Ed Hardy, it is also making fun of the equally annoying dipshits who make fun of people who wear Ed Hardy gear!!! The irony in the fact that the “right kind of white people” who do not wear Ed Hardy stuff have their own stupid trends that are just as annoying and sometimes just as expensive as the trends of the “wrong kind of white people/ or non white people.” If you are not familiar with the “right kind of white people” and “the wrong kind of white people” READ THE BOOK!
on April 13, 2009 at 8:11 pm Ed Hardly

Uh what?

Your post made my head hurt more than that dude I saw wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm tortillahands

Ok, Ed Hardy, got it. lame. L-A-M-E. Please do house music. Or Peace Corps. Or Teach for America. Or M.I.A. Or “representin” bad parts of their respective towns during a show like they’re really from there. Or Nalgene bottles (BPA-Free). Or brightly colored RayBan Wayfarers. Or Keffiyeh scarves. Or bars/restaurants themed like old general stores with staff that look like they’re outta “Gangs of New York,” all Daniel Day Lewis and shit with staches, where they serve “overpriced old fashioned cocktails with handmade ice cubes” (open call to most of lower Manhattan these days). I think Portland and SF need ANOTHER shout out given how tragically/fatally white they are. Oh my God…. TAPAS!!!!!!
on April 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm Casey

Congratulations. You get the joke. You will be receiving a certificate in the mail shortly.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:15 pm Ed Hardly

It comes with a voucher for a complementary cup of joe at your local free trade coffee sto’.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm Danielle Graham

Maybe your skinny jeans and all the molding paste in your hair are having adverse reactions to your cognitive abilities.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm Danielle Graham

THANKS!!! Hope it comes in a cool over the shoulder messenger bag that looks aged, but is really brand new.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm Danielle Graham

Too many white people trying to outwit each other…make it stop!
on April 13, 2009 at 8:25 pm Nicole Raymond

Big enough for your moleskin notebook AND Apple laptop.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:26 pm Jessica

I’m not white and I hate on Ed Hardy. It’s, um what’s the word I’m looking for?… oh right, FUGLY and usually the people who wear it are fugly too.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:26 pm Nicole Raymond

Only the wrong kind of white people do that.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm Danielle Graham

Hahaha!!!! Yep!
on April 13, 2009 at 8:29 pm Jessica

SOROSTITUTES. My new favorite word.
on April 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm yion

#125 Sarcasm
on April 13, 2009 at 9:15 pm GJ

I live in Japan (with my Asian wife– see #11!!!) and I often miss crap like Ed Hardy. Although I don’t think you have to be white to think it’s sucky and lame and makes people look like total doucheabgs.

Speaking of which…

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
on April 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm GJ

…and by “miss” mean do not notice. Not “wish I had more of it.”
on April 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm Nicole Raymond

No…
on April 13, 2009 at 9:38 pm T

Holy Crap this is a funny one!!!
Love it!!!!
on April 13, 2009 at 10:21 pm diana

I was disappointed until “self-tanner”
on April 13, 2009 at 10:22 pm Buckaroo

I find it hard to tell the difference in character and taste between someone wearing Ed Hardy and someone with tattoos. Hell, throw in a moleshine with the Ed Hardy and tattoos, and you’ll have an art major. I guess we need someone the fill all those single-wides in Mississippi and West Virginia.

Good day.
on April 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm meh

If this is true, white people are pretty smart, hahaha. Ed Hardy clothes reek of “new money” and they’re pretty classless.
on April 13, 2009 at 10:58 pm TJ

So insightful. Tattoo designs on skin = awesome. Tattoo designs on shirts = epic fail. I’m white and I had never heard the name Ed Hardy, but I knew I hated the shirts with those trashy designs when I saw them. Thank you; for now I have a name for the abstract for which I have so much vitriol. I can’t wait until you post about more things that I hate.
on April 13, 2009 at 11:47 pm Carrie Burrows

I have no problem with Ed Hardy’s clothing line. But I would rather spend $200 on a good tattoo than a sweatshirt.
on April 14, 2009 at 12:07 am Marc Shaw

Gawd, I hate Ed Hardy!
on April 14, 2009 at 1:15 am jordi

I don’t think that even black people or yellow or anyone ever likes ed hardy.
on April 14, 2009 at 2:07 am J

me neither. I think clander is starting to reach for material.
on April 14, 2009 at 2:20 am Jackie

I LOVE Ed Hardy…and self tanner. Guess I have been in Miami too long lol…
on April 14, 2009 at 3:26 am robinbuckley

But they are awful! And the only people who I know who where them ARE white people. I think this is a minority.
on April 14, 2009 at 3:35 am sherri

Like TJ I had never heard of Ed Hardy until now, and I must agree, I hate them as much as any other white person. I must disagree on the tattoos on skin = good/tattoos on on a t-shirt = bad though. Most tattoos I’ve seen are pretty lame no matter who has them. A skull with flames coming out of it? Gimme a break. Why do so many people (white or otherwise) get cliched tattoos? If I see another Gaelic knot tattoo I’ll puke.
on April 14, 2009 at 5:13 am Hamish Mamish

Almost a month goes by and this is the best you could do? Ed Hardy is simultaneously loved and hated by ALL colors and creeds.

You’re losing it…
on April 14, 2009 at 5:22 am jazz_machine

Strange. cause in Australia, Ed Harry just do normal clothes. Not even very expensive
on April 14, 2009 at 5:24 am Joe

HA!!!

Yeah, I if you like those two things, I would guess that you would like Miami and Vegas!!! No culture- just CHEEZE!!!

ha! Too funny!!
on April 14, 2009 at 5:24 am BrazQT

This post sucks!! Ed Hardy?! really?! I know all types of people from different ethnic backgrounds that wear this brand. This post is kinda racist!! It should be taken off.

BOOOO!!!
on April 14, 2009 at 5:31 am Joe

Yeah BrazQT – FYI you and all the people that you know who wear Ed Hardy are fricken cheezey but you don’t really know how cheezey you are!!! You probably like to vacation in Vegas or Miami and think that you’re all cool by going to certain “cool” clubs, with your Ed Hardy hat on… but really you’re a Cheeze ball man!!!

Let me guess, where are you originally from… Detroit? Do you listen to black music that black people don’t listen to anymore? OH NO wait!!! you listen to TECHNO!!!

Hahaha!!! You are the people that I hate most in this world. You and your slutty ass looking woman. Get outta my face the next time I see you walking around, or I will punch you, you poser.
on April 14, 2009 at 5:34 am Joe

SHUT IT HAMISH!!!
This is the funniest post yet! LOVE IT!

ED Hardy wearing fools are just like fake hair pieces on guys, or girls who obviously die their hair bleach blond! It’s just cheezy! and not cool or natural.
on April 14, 2009 at 6:01 am Bhetti

Huh, strange how this has come up in Efron’s 17 Again. When our hero of High School Musical fame wonders into the dark hells of a highschool hall, his Ed Hardy outfit provokes this response:
“What did you do, mug K-fed?”
on April 14, 2009 at 6:24 am here

I do agree. Ed Hardy is loved and hated by all ethnicities. Personally I think the clothes are ugly. Fuck how much the gear costs. We should actually thank Ed Hardy, because now we don’t have to hold a conversation with a person to find out if they are into “douche baggery”. Seriously no matter what color you are or where you are from, if you are wearing that God aweful shit, you’re a douche-bag. Note: rich europeans and rich west africans are not exempt from this rule. Lord, if there was ever a uniform for assholes, it would be Ed Hardy.
on April 14, 2009 at 6:29 am here

Sound like you have a closet full of Ed Hardy. Boo hooo. Racist my ass
on April 14, 2009 at 6:45 am becki

HILARIOUS!!! Love this post!!
on April 14, 2009 at 7:01 am Travis

Oh, I think SWPL just jumped the shark. Oops.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:13 am WriterX

Okay, I must be getting old. Dang it. I’ve never heard of Ed Hardy but it sounds and looks like something you’d see at skate parks. Or worn by people on Match.com.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:28 am Christian Skye DeArmond

And the Lord sayeth: Let thy commenters prove thine point by example.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:29 am Alex

Thank you. I’ve been waiting for this one. You hit it right on the head. And I don’t understand what could be racist about this.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:45 am Yeah right

Never heard of Ed Hardy, but have seen the shirts.
I like the bit about UFC, that should be another entry, UFC and MMA. It’s mostly white folks who would never do boxing, and might have done a little wrestling/tae kwon do (take my do)/kungfu when they were little. Local MMA matches are especially funny to watch.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:54 am legit

I agree that SWPL has jumped the shark. However, I understand what they are going for here. They should have just had a post about chavs.
on April 14, 2009 at 8:01 am El L

Douchebag wear 101. Insert Ed.

Just don’t forget Affliction, Couture, Tapout and all the other crap.
on April 14, 2009 at 8:06 am Andrew

This real irony being that this post is a stinging rebuke to every single denizen living in coastal Orange and San Diego Counties – just about the whitest places on Earth…
on April 14, 2009 at 8:08 am BJ

I’ve never been prouder to be a white person.
on April 14, 2009 at 8:33 am BK

I’m really out of it…have never heard of Ed Hardy, but laughed nonetheless. No shark-jumping here, just brilliance. Thanks for the laffs.
on April 14, 2009 at 9:04 am whistle

I have somehow managed to simultaneously ‘get the joke’, enjoy laughing at myself and others like me, and find Ed Hardy unwearable.

I’m not sure how many people that read this site don’t get it. I would wager: very few.
on April 14, 2009 at 9:20 am Turd_boy

white people hate Ed Hardy? then how come white people are the only ones you ever see wearing Ed Hardy (including the two caucasian homeboys in that picture)?
on April 14, 2009 at 9:25 am oldrow

YES. Idiots that wear Ed Hardy should do us a favor and go play on the interstate.

http://www.oldrow.net
on April 14, 2009 at 9:35 am Ben Minter

YES! I despise Ed Hardy clothing and would never wear it and whenever I see someone wearing Ed Hardy my mouth is dry.
on April 14, 2009 at 9:44 am don_ed_hardy

turd_boy

those aren’t white folks they are persians or armenians from LA
on April 14, 2009 at 9:52 am Tyler

White people like to think that they are alone in their stances.
on April 14, 2009 at 11:08 am Gary

But they are wearing Ed Hardy.
on April 14, 2009 at 11:40 am Mark

This is funny. I always hated people who wear Ed Hardy because they are mostly usually from LA living in Denver suburbs.

I live in Colorado and douche bags move here from LA for financial reasons. Basically, they sell their slum house in LA for $500K and buy a 3BR cookie cutter house in a suburb for $250K. Then, they can finally afford a 3 Series BMW and Ed Hardy wardrobe – and spend their time at the mall pretending they are celebrities and expecting to be treated as such.
on April 14, 2009 at 11:53 am Mark

Speaking of LA: hating LA is another thing white people like.
on April 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm kate

its so true.. ed hardy clothing is uncouth.. when will the fad end?
on April 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm kathy

really?? here in new england Ed Hardy clothes WERE the coolest thing since sliced bread.. buy the fad seems to have died down recently
on April 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm Laurenlk

This blog is amazing. I hate Ed Hardy. It’s tacky, overly expensive and ugly. Also, I like or hate almost every other thing on this website. Whoever writes this has tapped into the white person way of thinking.
on April 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm BuffaloBro

You can wear anything ironically, from skinny jeans to a swastika to yes, even an Ed Hardy T-shirt. As I’m typing on last year’s MacBook I’m in an alt-coffee house wearing, you guessed it, and Ed Hardy T-shirt!

And just like my MacBook, Ed Hardy, irony and the people who think this website is cool, I’m 2 years behind the times.
on April 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm Stephanie

You know what else can’t be worn ironically? Jesus shirts. (!) Even if a goth satanist wore a Jesus shirt, he would look like a holy roller.
on April 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm yuppiescum

True, a lot of non-white people wear ed hardy, but the worst offenders are the meathead sullymurph types wearing it around here (boston).

“Ooo look at me I can afford to blow $150 on a t-shirt oooo”
on April 14, 2009 at 1:01 pm Martin

You just can’t wear it ironically…yet. Once it’s not popular with a certain subset, THEN you could wear it ironically and say, “remember when people wore these?”
on April 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm lu

I was recently in Kelowna (small town that thinks it’s big time in interior BC), and the beach (on a lake) was covered with (white) girls wearing Ed Hardy bikinis, and sideways Ed Hardy caps. They looked ridiculous. Most of them also had bleached blonde hair and tattoos on their lower back (hearts or “tribal”). What kind of white people are these? I thought the white people this site poked at were the “yuppy” over educated, privledged types…. Ed Hardy types are trashy, and want to look like they have money in their overpriced clothes (that they blew their paycheque on instead of using it to pay bills… )! guess it takes all kinds of white people though – I like this post because it’s covering more white types!
on April 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm fish

they sell ed hardy shirts at marshalls and tj maxx for 10-20 dollars each.
on April 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm Mark

There is a big difference between rich people and wealthy people. A wealthy person would never be caught dead in this trash.
on April 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm el-Mikeo

lu,

White People don’t like wearing Ed Hardy. What White People like is “Hating People Who Like Wearing Ed Hardy.”
on April 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm yorkshire pudding

one month to write the next post….. clearly these white folk are spending too much time being sarcastic with one other or complaining about their brethren bankers causing collapse in their white economy. this is a great blog, but seeing as its written by a white, industrious middle class person who has contributed so much to white satirical comedy, it takes an awful long time time to churn out a bit of satirical white crap.
explanation demanded by a disgruntled reader from your colonial overlord. the anglo saxon empire.
on April 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm Not Aryan

the more I learn about Kelowna, the more I want to move there !!!
on April 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm Zack

I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy…
on April 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm M.L.

Stuffwhitepeoplelike is weaker than ever. First, we don’t have one entry for weeks, and when it finally comes out its this shit? I’ve never heard of Ed Hardy anything.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm AnAsian

The fact you have never heard of Ed Hardy confirms your whiteness.
on April 14, 2009 at 7:43 pm Zach

I was literally making fun of an Ed Hardy ad in a magazine not 15 minutes ago. I hate reading this site so much.
on April 14, 2009 at 8:29 pm Amanda

Haha, today this girl in my math class has been wearing these really ugly Ed Hardy shoes all week. I usually end up spending the entire period wishing ill will towards them, they bother me so much. This just made my day for its perfect timing.
on April 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm Whitey

This whole time I was thinking I was white but I have Ed Hardy clothes. Never heard of ppl hating it. Now I am embarrassed for wearing it. Thanks clander! Oh well! I guess Ed Hardy is still considered trendy in Ohio.
on April 14, 2009 at 9:01 pm Tian

“The phrase 死先侮辱 printed on this Ed Hardy handbag was intended to represent “die before dishonor”, however it is gibberish in Japanese. This phrase is not even close in Chinese. It is read as “die first, insult (later)”.”

http://www.hanzismatter.com/2009/03/die-first-insult-later.html
on April 14, 2009 at 9:01 pm Whitey

Oh yeah – is it considered passe to hate on Abercrombie? Please I really want to know!!
on April 14, 2009 at 10:36 pm Zach

It’s only trendy amongst d-bags.
on April 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm kimly mean

its weird how white people hate ed hardy, most people that wears ed hardy are white! hahaha keep hating. btw i hate ed hardy! shit is fucking ugly!
on April 14, 2009 at 10:53 pm ora

It’s like you’re in my mind!

PS can you hurry up with the posts why do I have to wait like 5 months each time?
on April 15, 2009 at 1:40 am Whitey

Is this your “leaping out of the closet” post? White people – Proper White People, heterosexuals with non-unionized public sector jobs – have no fucking idea who Ed Handy is.

“I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party”

Jesus, how many cocks did you suck on your way to the bath houses this morning, Christian? 6? 126? MMA is *the* Official Proper White People sport. NBA has gone straight thug gangster, same with the black quarterback obsessed NFL, hockey is turning gay very rapidly (banning bodychecking, fights), and baseball is still boring.

Only “wigger” white people watch NBA and NFL, and hockey is every bit the gay ghetto that Broadway has become. The “good” whites are attracted to the manly competition that is MMA, which not incidentally is dominated by the white man, just like boxing and wrestling.
on April 15, 2009 at 2:04 am Nicole Raymond

MMA: Mouth-Mouth-Anal?
on April 15, 2009 at 2:52 am Jimmy

http://cranz.mybrute.com/
on April 15, 2009 at 3:19 am hrhkat

Finally a good post, after a string of crap posts this one is good!

I hate ed hardy with a passssssssion!!! I hated it 4 years ago when everyone switched from von dutch to this crap. I am so proud to say ive never owned either, and never will! My cousin was actually a designer for ed hardy like a year ago and she said christian was a complete dick and dauchebag to work for so her and 5 other designers quit. Obviously I didnt say she had good taste, I mean look at that crap.

Maybe Ed Hardy is more of a southern californian thing, I never seem to see it on anyone in any other part of the country.

I see it too often everytime im on 3rd street in santa monica and a bunch of douchey looking snake skin boot wearing middle american/middle eastern transplants think this is the “cool” stuff to wear.

White people like to pay 135 bucks for a shirt with nothing on it and that grabs no attention, we dont wear loud obnoxious crap like ed hardy. Its not worth throwing an ironic party because no white person is going to pay so much for an outfit for 5 hours of use…unless its like 4 bucks at a thrift store.

One day these dauchey face whore mongerers will look back and go “wth was I thinking!”…but its unlikely because people who buy ed hardy are so wrapped up in their own ego and are in such a fantasy world that they dont see how much of an ass they look like when they stare lovingly into the mirror.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:22 am hrhkat

white people dont hate madonna, they all have a deep love for her because they grew up in the 80s, and she lived in london and adopted a black baby, 2 things on white peoples bucket lists…

although on the outside they say they hate her, on the inside they know if she walked by them they would shit.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:24 am hrhkat

I stopped wearing chuck taylors, its hard to give up, but white people need to grow up and move on to something not accessible to 12 year olds.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:26 am hrhkat

Just like Kat von Dee is a reputable tatoo artist, give me a break….off of that kitkat bar!
on April 15, 2009 at 3:27 am hrhkat

no, the epicenter is in LA, trust me…Santa Monica and Hollywood are ground zero, we need to call in FEMA….its become an epidemic.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:28 am hrhkat

OOOH Afflication is bad too! but it doesnt have that douchey ed hardy label on it…its still terrible and should not be worn.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:34 am hrhkat

lol, this is what happens when people spend to much money on a crap ugly fad that when white people openly hate it, it immediately stops being worn, and then these people with a closet full of ed hardy realize they have to go shopping becuase everything they own in unwearable.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:36 am hrhkat

very true, many middle easterners wear it, the second that happens, it becomes something to avoid all together.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:40 am hrhkat

unless your a white person living in LA, then you hate the wrong parts of LA. You hate Hollywood, unless your gay friends have a gorgeous 3.4 million dollar place in west hollywood, you love Los feliz, you used to love santa monica, and venice but now they have become unauthentic, you used to dream about living in brentwood but now you want a place in the palasades. You hate all the posers from the rest of the country coming here to be famous. A white person living in LA is usually either already in entertainment, does unique advertising, or somehow works for whole foods, all drive a prius.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:41 am hrhkat

ed hardy is evil and should never ever ever be promoted, you arent white your evil. Delta Burke evil.
on April 15, 2009 at 3:43 am hrhkat

shh dont tell white people you shop there…if its not an army surplus store, thrift store, or vintage clothing store you will be shunned…..
on April 15, 2009 at 3:49 am hrhkat

its true, im sorry your spent alot of money for it…I feel bad for people who dont know better. I live in LA so I see these douches everyday, but in Ohio, I seriously doubt people care that much about looking like douches..

I suggest shopping at either a vintage store, online, ralph lauren is always appropriate, as is michael kors. At least with these designers you get something classic that can be mixed and matched, dressed up and down and can last a couple years.

Dont shop anywhere where you see ripped holes in jeans, or a moose or a seagull. No more raise words on shirts either, unless its from Threadless.com, those are acceptable for humor sake. good luck
on April 15, 2009 at 3:53 am hrhkat

abercrombie hating was soo two years ago…we hate ed hardy now, we wont stop until it goes bankrupt. I have a feelthing the next thing we might hate is American Apparell…while I love it..the bright colors and the attitude from white people wearing it is growing to an out of control level….but damnit they have great thin shirts and snazzy jeans…
on April 15, 2009 at 4:49 am Blonde in disguise

lol! sorostitutes = myofficial word of the week!
on April 15, 2009 at 5:44 am dongis

Whitey,
let me guess- you’ve been going to the gym for 3 months so you’re training to be a cage-fighter.

hmm…I wonder why Clander referred to UFC fans as douchebags
on April 15, 2009 at 6:07 am Whitey

dong, let me guess, you’ve been doing pilates and “doga” for 3 months so you’re training to be a cage dancer at The Manhole.

hmmm…I don’t wonder at all why Clander referred to UFC fans as douchebags: he’s an effete, Peter Pan never-grow-up fucking pansy, doomed to spending the next 50 years grabbing his ankles and cracking wise on how much he likes it.
on April 15, 2009 at 7:18 am jan

LMAO
on April 15, 2009 at 7:29 am Mark

Good point – white people hate the posers who move to LA to be famous, they’re the real Ed Hardy douches.

On the contrary, the truly famous people who live in LA embody all the things white people like, such as driving a Prius.
on April 15, 2009 at 7:31 am sc0tty

touche.
on April 15, 2009 at 7:45 am Ron Bennington

I am white and I do not care for Ed Hardy clothing. I also mildly like talking to people about how and why I don’t like Ed Hardy clothing, UFC parties, beer pong and other assorted red cup drinking competitions. While the “fake tan oompa loompah look” joke might be getting old it’s still funny to me and my white friends.

I also love pointing out to my other friends the website:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

endless laughs for all.
on April 15, 2009 at 8:23 am Whitey

besides, dongis, there’s nothing more heterosexual than two muscley white men entangling each other with their BIG, HARD arms and legs in a steel cage.

I can’t tell you how INTENSE it gets for me when they start headscissoring each other!
on April 15, 2009 at 9:37 am Jimmy the Lynx

Yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!
on April 15, 2009 at 9:38 am Jimmy the Lynx

I’m sorry, Danielle, I had to say that.
on April 15, 2009 at 9:51 am Whitey

Hahaha, disregard the above comment, it was me, fake Whitey, and I suck cocks.
on April 15, 2009 at 10:02 am Daniel Berube

BRAVO!
on April 15, 2009 at 10:03 am Chip

I had to google UFC to see where it was (University of Fuckedifiknow California?).

It’s wrestling … that’s rich.
on April 15, 2009 at 10:03 am Valley Girl

Spot on as always! P.S.- I sleep in my Ed Hardy shirts. =(
on April 15, 2009 at 10:04 am Daniel

Someone didn’t have their protein shake today.
on April 15, 2009 at 10:44 am pashpashpashpashmina

I used Ask Jeeves but he didn’t know.
on April 15, 2009 at 11:34 am bunny

I thought it was Jack Handy…
on April 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm Concerned Citizen

Whitey, all I can tell you is that self-acceptance is a long, meandering, and sometimes painful journey that everyone must take.
on April 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm jon

so ed hardy is the new von dutch?
on April 15, 2009 at 1:12 pm Zach

Ugh, I never heard of these shirts when I read this yesterday but I saw my first one today. Must’ve just caught on to the small town crowd. Way to jinx me. ):<
on April 15, 2009 at 1:14 pm STALE CRACKERS

THIS WEBSITE HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME “WHAT STALE OLD WHITE CRACKERS LIKE” and yes I am one of them I also don’t like flaming paraphernalia,etc but this doesn’t make me superior it means im old and im 100% the dude who makes these blogs and his peers who agree with him are definitely over 21 so I encourage everyone to stay 4eva young and whipe ur arses with smugness
on April 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm Not Aryan

re: UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship)

this July 11th is going to be the Super Bowl of MMA (mixed martial arts) as the re-match of Frank Mir and Brock “The Next Big Thing” Lesnar is scheduled.

http://www.vegasnews.com/5670/brock-lesnar-vs-frank-mir-ufc-100-july-11-at-mandalay-bay.html

PS: I like UFC and Ed Hardy
on April 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm Not Aryan

it’s designed by the same fellow, I think
on April 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm jan

the guy who produces Ed Hardy IS the former designer for Von Dutch
on April 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm Not Aryan

the UFC champions are disproportionately represented by Brazilians (i.e. the Gracie family) who in fact of mixed heritage.
on April 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm Meg

No one said anything about finances.
on April 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm Draylon Hogg

MMA? Two blokes rolling around on the floor together, dead manly.

Boxing dominated by Whites? Didn’t middle aged Bernard Hopkins take that long streak of piss Pavlik to school recently?
on April 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm Jimmy

http://cranz.mybrute.com
on April 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm stu

FUck people who wear ed hardy…. FUCK them
on April 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm ragnar

wayfarers. so white.
on April 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm Brandon

The other day I went to the mall and was going to buy an Ed Hardy shirt. I was bummed out because they didn’t have my size. I wear a “large” but they said that they only come in “date rapist.”
on April 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm Oreo

I bet you deal coke and have tribal tattoos to go with you Hardy luv
on April 15, 2009 at 8:13 pm John T

I’m a white person and this is the first time you’ve written a post about something I’ve never even heard of (living in Portland, I am well insulated from interacting with the wrong kind of white people). But just one look at that photo of the T-shirts and the douchebags who are wearing them and I can now say with confidence that I hate people who wear Ed Hardy.
on April 15, 2009 at 8:27 pm dewhite guy

awww, i wish i was baller enough to be able to afford those super badass t-shirts….lol what a bunch of faggs… i have not yet met any white ppl that like “Ed Hardy” that were not douche bags…. also tap out, affliction, and just any thing you can get at “the buckle”…..
on April 15, 2009 at 8:40 pm hrhkat

Yeah portland is pretty white, most people in portland are the white people who were pushed out of San Fran a couple years back because of the high prices in real estate…But dont worry you will get to move back to california once most of mexico decides to go back…that should clear up a couple row houses….
on April 16, 2009 at 2:45 am thelogicalsmoker

I’m back motherfuckers…

Black Efron for all you bitches!!!!

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/04/16/home-sweet-home-devonte-smith-and-mike-james-return-from-the-great-soul-searching-excursion-of-2009/
on April 16, 2009 at 4:00 am thelogicalsmoker

http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/04/16/when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong-hulk-hogan-defends-oj-simpson/
on April 16, 2009 at 6:45 am Jon

Every white person knows that any t-shirt worn in public must be purchased in a thrift shop, feature an obscure band, or glorify a woman and child killing Cuban revolutionary.

http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
on April 16, 2009 at 6:59 am BeastElectrified

Come on now. You know that they’re glorifying is achievements and his heroism, not the killing. With that same logic you’re using, you should never wear an American flag or glorify your country, president, or military forces. You aren’t an Anti-American…are you???
on April 16, 2009 at 7:26 am TexasTexas

This is so utterly hillarious!!!

And yes, SoCal is littered with these guys. My Uncle and first cousins live in the area so I get out there whenever I can. My cousin is close to my age so he takes me to all the hot/chill spots and I can not stop laughing to myself.

LA=Dallas, but on a grander scale. In Dallas if you are a “cool” white person..you must follow these mandates. Guys are tan, tattooed on their biceps/back/shoulders tan and dressed in Ed Hardy/Affliction, Steve Maddens, and destroyed jeans. Girls are just tanner and blonder. One must also drive a big truck, or a used luxury car, and brag about their All-Access into TX night life and prime seats at Cowboys/MAVS games.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Ed Hardy is mad wack, get your own style people!
on April 16, 2009 at 8:13 am Ethel

And yet the t-shirts by Ed Hardy have made their appearance in the Albany, OR Costco and I saw the jewelry in TJ Maxx in Corvallis not 2 months ago (on clearance). If that doesn’t shout scorn, I don’t know what does – once it hits Costco and TJ Maxx, it’s dead to the whiteys.
on April 16, 2009 at 8:45 am Whitey

You’re telling me, which is why I encourage the author of this blog to head down to the nearest truck stop or bus station and embrace his true nature.

He’s obviously a flaming homosexual, not that there is anything right with that, and I’m concerned that the brown people will get the false impression that whites, who are the most dominant fighters on the planet by the way as evidenced by their dominance in boxing and MMA and wrestling, are gay. I’m sure you see my point.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:02 am Jonathan

The moment I laid eyes on Ed Hardy apparel, I hated it. It was one of the truest and deepest feelings I had ever experienced in regards to clothing. Like white instinct- whinstinct, if you will. I saw someone with an Ed Hardy bag about a week ago and I was reminded of my deep loathing for Ed Hardy. It’s pretty funny how SWPL continues to nail my whiteness, even recently developed traits of whiteness.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:02 am cheap sunglasses

vomitorium, ahem.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:07 am cheap sunglasses

Smart white people actually don’t like Madonna because she’s so obviously trying way too hard. Same thing goes for Angelina Jolie.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:09 am cheap sunglasses

I thought this site was soooo over the white-trash stereotype.

Although the mutual disdain thing is pretty right-on.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:21 am cheap sunglasses

Juicy Couture for boys? Pure sleaze.

But… I’m gonna break away from the mutual disdain with my fellow WP’s and proffer this fact: Tats are generally pretty damn tacky.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:23 am cheap sunglasses

Because they look better in it than you?
on April 16, 2009 at 9:30 am cheap sunglasses

How exactly do you wear a swastika ironically? Paired with a keffiyah and a star of David? Excellent. You youth show so much promise…
on April 16, 2009 at 9:31 am cheap sunglasses

thank you.
on April 16, 2009 at 9:37 am cheap sunglasses

American Apparel is spoon-fed McDonald hipsterism. Just more mallrats really.

Lipstick on a pig bitches!
on April 16, 2009 at 9:44 am Robin Wells

I totally laughed SO hard while reading this blog entry, and the comments that follow! I am a 19 year old, white, female from Canada, who first found out about Ed Hardy from my uncle who is also a tattoo artist. This was back in ’06 LOL!!! I loved his stuff back then, you know, when it wasn’t disgustingly TACKY! I had thousands of dollars worth of really sick clothes from E.H that I gave to charity last summer bahaha.. def couldn’t been see wearing that now, even tho I do however still like his old clothes! & wtf is with all the WRONG ppl wearing his shit, come on now, you ppl look like fucking retards!

fuck ed hardy! no, wait, I take that back, fuck all the sheep that jumped on a ‘trend’ (if you will) because you ppl have no style of your own!

oy veyy
on April 16, 2009 at 10:15 am Marc

I do think those shirts are ugly, but the reason I started hating them was that I only see douchebags wearing those.
on April 16, 2009 at 10:20 am Kristen

Not going to lie. I find his stuff repugnant. I guess Ed Hardy manages to hit all of my hatred buttons. I’m sure I’d find it less offensive it wasn’t worn head-to-toe by assholes that think they’re hardcore as they blow through their parents’ money on any tacky shit worn by celebrities. Uck. Srsly?
on April 16, 2009 at 10:24 am Tom Ballard

By ‘unilaterally’ hating these shirts I suppose you mean white people haven’t formed a shirt-hating coalition. Or are you saying that this hatred of t-shirts is not reciprocated by the t-shirts?
on April 16, 2009 at 10:35 am Jennifer

I’m voting in very white on this one. I love vintage & replicated rockabilly clothing, but Ed Hardy is the worst. Enough with that damn bird already!
on April 16, 2009 at 10:52 am Ali

here here! it is like our WP intuition just steps in when it is really important.
on April 16, 2009 at 10:57 am aznheartthrob

Come on Christian, why you gotta use two AzN dudes wearing Ed Hardy for the blog entry! We hate Ed Hardy too. And by “we” I mean Asians outside of Miami/Las Vegas. All you see are white people rockin’ Ed Hardy if you google “Ed Hardy model”! I f’n hate Ed Hardy as much as I hated it when “it” was Von Dutch:

http://bicoastalbitchin.wordpress.com/?s=ed+hardy
on April 16, 2009 at 11:33 am Jon

What achievements exactly? The regime Che brought to Cuba was far more brutal than the one he “liberated” them from. Just one example: after he seized power, he promptly executed 500 “enemies of the revolution” without trial. The Cuban people are more impoverished and less free now than before the “revolution.” Socialism is the opposite of freedom, it is slavery to the state. I’m not going to celebrate anyone who exhibits “heroism” in advancing tyranny.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24992897-7583,00.html
on April 16, 2009 at 11:34 am xchristinex

I think there’s as many white people wearing Ed Hardy as there are hating Ed Hardy.

On a related note, poor Ed Hardy. He didn’t do anything to deserve this.
on April 16, 2009 at 11:42 am Not Ayan

I deal only with Diet Coke.
I can’t have tattoos as they may disqualify me from the National Bone Marrow registry (www.marrow.org), where non-Aryan registrants are at a premium.

at any rate, thank you for putting down the meth pipe and taking time to respond, you must be the pride of your trailer park …
on April 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm BSD

You might be more comfortable over at “Stuff White Trash People Like”. I’m pretty sure UFC is #3 behind “Hitting Their Girlfriends” and “Drinking Paint Thinner on the Weekends After Realising Their Stuck in a Hick Town with a Dead End Job”.

Actually, I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with MMA’s, it’s just that the people who watch them are typically doucebags.

It’s the same thing with Ed Hardy, I don’t like it because the people who generally wear it shouldn’t have the right to reproduce.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm BSD

“Their” sb “they’re”, I know.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:43 pm BSD

Ed Hardy, Tapout, Affliction, you nailed it.

They do serve a purpose though. If I see someone wearing these brands I can instantly know that this person is a complete waste of space / my time, and avoid interacting with them in any way.

If you disagree, take a hard look at yourself and you’ll realize it’s because you’re an idiot.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm Al

Apparently I am not white… I don’t know who/what Ed Hardy is.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:54 pm Christian Audigier is laughing all the way to the bank with these crappy designs

what are you talking about???? Have you seen any of the “young hollywood crowd” pics from any point of 2004-2007???

Ed Hardy became both “popular” & tarnshed by the exact same crowd…..

young, “rich”, pseudo-celebs who spend all week partying between vegas and L.A.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:56 pm lu

I feel bad for Ed Hardy. The wrong kind of white people ruined his “art.” Sort of like good bands whose songs end-up on ipod commercials. But then again, they make the choice to go there.
on April 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm Christian Audigier is laughing all the way to the bank with these crappy designs

ed hardy is also an o.g. legendary tattoo artist. CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER (french douchebag)….just uses the name and artwork for the clothing brand.
on April 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm Christian Audigier is laughing all the way to the bank with these crappy designs

duuuuhh…its called GOOGLE. Ed Hardy IS NOT INVOLVED WITH “ED HARDY CLOTHING”…..

Ed hardy clothing is owned by Christian Audigier. He uses ed hardy’s artwork and name to sell the brand.

The real Ed Hardy is a legendary tattoo artist.

I love when ppl speak with so much conviction and haven’t done any damn research.
on April 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm AJ in Dallas, TX

Tooooo funny!
on April 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm BeastElectrified

I’m not at all condoning the executions. I just understand how his actions could make him a hero in many minds. My point was that you can’t condemn his actions if you don’t condemn countries who do the same, if not gravely worse things. Killings for any reason is wrong in my opinion, but he felt that the revolution needed to be done. He actually did make small steps towards the betterment of the people. The only problem is that progress didn’t really go anywhere.
on April 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm guy

why feel bad? he’s rolling in $$$. sure, he has no self respect or dignity. but yes, he chose to drive down whore yourself avenue. fuck em.
on April 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm Whitey

Pipe down, Spell Check, you might be more comfortable at your weekly NAMBLA meetings, but what does that have to do with the white man’s dominance at wrestling, boxing, and MMA? A combination of heart, intelligence, and the ability to show up at the gym on time with a good attitude is my best guess.

I know, such a brazen display of virility shames you as a barren gay vegan atheist barely able to maintain a pulse, but try not to impose your screaming homosexuality on others, it’s called tolerance and open mindedness, try it sometime.
on April 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm Sadie

I’m so white I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy.

Anyone want to chat? Click my name to visit my profile?
on April 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm Jason

Today I saw an Asian girl (#11) with bangs (#104) wearing Ed Hardy. I am confused; would a white person like this or not?
on April 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm hrhkat

only half of the white population hates angelina jolie, because they love jennifer aniston. The cool half like angelina because she was the first female action star, and she she actually helps people…
on April 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm hrhkat

unlikely, but because when foreigners start wearing “trendy” american clothing, that means its not cool because the trend became to commercial and accepted worldwide.
on April 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm hrhkat

white people love rockabilly…bright red lipstick, cuffed jeans, hair poofs, leather jackets, white shirts, polka dots, anything suicide girls, plaid…its become too much…it was fun but now its time to let that trend die..
on April 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm watts

eff that, man, ed hardy is tacky crap. it’s not about being white. it’s about being with or without taste. people who wear ed – no taste.

that said, yes, ed is rolling in it and i am broke here with my dignity.

ed for the win.
on April 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm Winston

Of course not. Ed Hardy is always unacceptable attire regardless of the race and hairstyle of its wearer. Duh.
on April 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm Married to a White Man

Ok, I must say this list makes me chuckle as I am married to a white man. A few things popped into my mind that should be added.

1) Flour tortillas. For some reason white people really don’t like corn tortillas but prefer flour tortillas which taste like wonder bread run over several times.

2) Camping for fun. This may be covered under another topic.

3) The potato+cheese combination. Potato gratin, cheese fries, baked potato with cheese–you can’t go wrong feeding white peeps these foods. I like potatoes and cheese together (and separately too) but it doesn’t have the same effect on me as it does on white people.

4) Herding dogs. Border collies, aussies, blue heelers are the new trendy dog for white people. For some reason, white people, especially those who live in urban areas are obsessed with these non-city slicker dogs. I see them everywhere on pet food advertisements. In fact my husband has caught herding dog fever and talked me into adopting one of these. Our dog certainly has a heart of gold but she’s not exactly a looker. I’d almost say she’s bordering on homely looking but I can’t tell you how many compliments my damn dog gets while I’m out walking her. (I live in a v. white neighborhood). It’s definitely a cultural aesthetics thing that I’m not really getting but she’s a great dog so I guess I don’t really care.
on April 16, 2009 at 5:43 pm Siobhan

One thing that I’ve noticed that this type of white people like is discussing their plans for the zombie apocalypse. You know, in the ‘oh look at me, I’m so fanciful and a little bit eccentric, hahaha I have watched Dawn of the Dead and perhaps read The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z’ way.
on April 16, 2009 at 11:00 pm Hipster

Is StuffWhitePeopleLike.com going to be featured as an example of stuff white people like? Or is that too ironic?
on April 17, 2009 at 12:22 am Chip

WKOWP.
on April 17, 2009 at 1:32 am Sceptical

I’m not against wresting per se, personally, its not my sport. But if you’re so gung ho manly and shit I wouldn’t be so proud that your idea of the world’s best athletes spend their time rolling around on a sweaty mat (covered in pubes I might add, I’ve seen many a high school wrestling mat) in skin tight leotards getting their heads crushed between another man’s thighs, nose burried deep in his wrestling opponent’s ball sac. A sport whose largest western influence was developed (not ironically) by the ancient greeks, who were VERY fond of their homosexual love, especially between older men and young teen boys, and who loved to practice their wrestling naked.

I also find it ironic that one of the sports you seem to like most, MMA, relies heavily on techniques that come from non-white Asian culture, which in my opinion are much more effective then western styles like boxing. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoy martial arts myself, and definitely appreciate boxing in its own right, but personal experience makes me lean towards Eastern Martial Arts.

Also, team-oriented sports are infinitely more difficult to perfect, because not only do you need to put in the massive amount of individual training and practice to get yourself up to pro-sport level, but you also need to put in an equal amount of time learning to co-ordinate your game with the rest of the team.
on April 17, 2009 at 4:24 am Xanthippas

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat.

Ha. Indeed.
on April 17, 2009 at 6:32 am borntobemild

The revolution “needed to be done??” Have you ever lived under Castro’s dictatorship (he was never elected, he took power by force)? You don’t seem to have a clue about the hardships suffered by the Cuban people. It’s easy for those who have lived in a relatively free (for now) society to edify the criminal bullies who ruined the lives of millions of people. If you feel that way, go live there.
on April 17, 2009 at 6:40 am BK

Zac Efron wears an Ed Hardy shirt in his new movie 17 Again.

Zac Efron: definitely not a young man beloved of white people. Because most white couples first procreate at about 40, and the white-person age cutoff is around 50, white parents don’t have kids that like Zac Efron either.
on April 17, 2009 at 8:53 am cheap sunglasses

What about when “trendy” (read uncreative and unimaginative) Americans steal cultural items from the middle east like oh… I dunno, the ubiquitous keffiyah… that’s cool right?
on April 17, 2009 at 9:01 am Bad Self

My world does not revolve around who some mimbo (albeit a funny one) like Brad Pitt wants to put his dick into.
on April 17, 2009 at 9:01 am :)

it’s too ironic that it becomes not even funny.
on April 17, 2009 at 9:42 am The G Manifesto

I hate Ed Hardy.

I hate Christian Audiger.

I hate Affliction.

I love Brioni.

– MPM
on April 17, 2009 at 10:44 am natcal

Usually the people who wear this awful shirt have tandori-colored skin from fake-baking, lives in Orange County, CA and drives some sort of large, white vehicle. If it’s a guy, he has a goatee. If it’s a lady, she has acrylic french-tips, teenage sons, gets large child support payments.
on April 17, 2009 at 11:38 am j00nior

BAH! So true. I’m white. I hate those ed hardy shirts… HOWEVER the cologne smells great!
on April 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm Samuel L. Bronkowitz

I never heard of this Ed Hardy stuff until reading it just now, but after looking at their website I can’t fucking stand it! It gives me douche chills.
on April 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm Samuel L. Bronkowitz

The white trash steal the clothes. That’s what gives them their “street cred.”

Same shit with the chavs in England–their big thing were Burberry caps. Of course these slime couldn’t afford them, so if you wore one you were a bad ass shoplifting chav.

Burberry got so fed up with being associated with chavs they quit making the hats.
on April 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm Samuel L. Bronkowitz

This is a good post because it has informed of the evils of Ed Hardy and now I have something new to hate on.

On the bad side, now that I know about this I’m going to wind up seeing it everywhere now.
on April 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm Not Aryan

Kelowna Chicks by the lake
on April 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm Biff Hunk

Never heard of Ed Hardy here in Maryland. I much prefer white Brooks Brothers shirts (polo’s or button-down).
on April 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm merp

actually, where I work it is the squid apocalypse
on April 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm merp

The first two, you’ve got me. The last two, not so much.
on April 17, 2009 at 1:53 pm Heather

Ed Hardy is my mortal enemy.
A girl I work with wears them.

And she eats alone at the lunch table.
on April 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm bowie_catapult_bowie

i hate Ed Hardy.

and i loathe Affliction t-shirts.

sheer douchebaggery.
on April 17, 2009 at 2:17 pm janea

I hate Ed hardys white traSHY ASS HE CAN SUCK SUMTHINM LIKE SUMBODY WANT TO WEAR HIS BRAND SHIT
on April 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm hrhkat

how very wasp of you…brooks brothers is so…old…michael kors is where its at bb…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm hrhkat

I would let brad pitt do anything to me…even if he had aids…same with angelina jolie…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:27 pm hrhkat

yeah but that was an accessory….its not like we stole the entire outfit…plus that trend has ended too, now its whoever has the brightest scarve…trends only last 6 months to a year for an accessory, 1 to 2 years for pants, 1-1 1/2 for a shirt, 2-4 for a coat….the thicker the fabric the longer it is on trend…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm hrhkat

meth is a helluva drug…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm hrhkat

did you check the “child abuser” size, I hear its a one size fits all….
on April 17, 2009 at 3:34 pm hrhkat

very much so…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm hrhkat

white people like flour tortillas because corn tortillas in south america and central america are likely to contain a fungis that can cause birth defects…why do you think so many south american babys are born with either a cleft, or with their legs fused together, or are conjoined twins?…they have done studies and the excessive eating of the tainted corn that goes into the tortillas is the main reason for this. Its sad because corn tortillas taste delicious, but I never buy them for the fear where the corn came from and the fungis….

hope that cleared it up.
on April 17, 2009 at 3:42 pm hrhkat

the older the age of first time parents, the less likely the children will like things like zac efron and are more likely to like BarBar the elephant and other childhood stables instead of disney creations…
on April 17, 2009 at 3:45 pm hrhkat

white people dont substitute an “O” for a “U”….ever
on April 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm kendra

Let us not forget that white people also love to hate people who listen to nickelback…who, i do believe, are the very same d-bags that purchase ed hardy.
on April 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm Asher

You live in MD and you’ve never heard of Ed Hardy? Have you taken a trip to Fell’s Point lately? It’s all I see down there!
on April 17, 2009 at 9:24 pm Jimmy

check out http://cranz.mybrute.com
on April 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm Whitey

Skeptic is gay, you can tell by his snark and fascination with The Cock.

Skep, babe, a few ground rules when talking to nongay men:

1. It’s not about The Cock
2. It’s never about The Cock

Your cock-centric analysis of wrestling might go over better at your NAMBLA meetings, but in polite company you will refrain from such faggotry, is that clear?

You just admitted that ghey can be influenced by government and society, btw, nice going genius, this validates my conservative narrative against the gay agenda.

I think it’s great, though very boring and predictable, that you find “irony” in my post. See, gays don’t actually debate conservatives, they just find something vaguely ironic and note the irony, the mere existence thereof sufficing to negate all conservative arguments, or so they think anyway.

Asian striking, such as Muay Thai, is particular to the skinny physiology of Thais, such a sport would never occur among meaty thighed Europeans, for example. Thai punching is by design less powerful than western European striking, which itself is less powerful than East European striking and its looping punches. 99% of people you fight cannot execute a head kick, not one that hurts anyway, so Muay Thai and it’s stance is not of great use in the west; regular white man boxing is better so as to leverage the Aryan’s implausibly powerful deltoid muscles.

We agree about team sports, note how the white man’s ability to pass the ball and think abstractly about such concepts as “Team” and “Victory” put him on a whole other level than his swarthier bretheren.
on April 18, 2009 at 12:13 am Marie

I think what you say is very true Mark. In my experience there is a distinct difference- it is all about attitude and behaviour, isn’t it?
on April 18, 2009 at 12:18 am Marie

Ed Harry is different to Ed Hardy (I’m Australian also, but have spent time in the US).
on April 18, 2009 at 12:20 am Dan

Really? I mean, I’ve seen the stuff in stores before and though, “wow, that looks tacky and overpriced,” but it was never more than a passing thought.

One thing I DO hate: pre-faded jeans. And they’re so ubiquitous.
on April 18, 2009 at 2:12 am Jim

http://cice.synthasite.com/
on April 18, 2009 at 2:26 am Ragu

I don’t know no Ed Hardy, but summers is on the way, and nothing is better than a fresh wife beater!
on April 18, 2009 at 3:17 am Whitey

“Wife beater”. The negro’s proud contribution to the American lexicon, see also “bitches”, “hos”, and “bitches is hos”. It was a better society when we didn’t talk like this.
on April 18, 2009 at 3:18 am Whitey

Did you know that the rise in autism can be directly attributed to white people having babies at advanced age? Fertility treatment alone increases the risk of autism fourfold.
on April 18, 2009 at 7:39 am L

I’ve never heard of this Ed Hardy stuff, but I must say I’m not a fan.
on April 18, 2009 at 10:14 am only partially wite

Autism has been linked to excess tv viewing during-yes-baby and toddler-hood- Now increasingly practiced by young poor and stressed out middle class alike: see -baby einstien videos-produced by none other than-Disney!
If you are mentally challenged you are more likely to become a Disney addict…
on April 18, 2009 at 10:16 am only partially wite

His art?
on April 18, 2009 at 10:33 am only partially wite

those tats on the “lower back” are called tramp stamps, or, as we know them here in the Panhandle, “Panama City License Plates.”
Panama City loooves Ed Hardy.
snif…
on April 18, 2009 at 11:41 am Alison

Not sure if this has already been posted in the 15 pages of comments, but I saw his website and the post-2000 artwork is quite beautiful.
http://www.donedhardyarchive.com/gallery/2000on/index.html
on April 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm Lumeclothing

LOL white people love Ed Hardy!
on April 18, 2009 at 2:03 pm MoleskineLover

There’s nothing wrong with Ed Hardy. There’s something wrong with people who pay hundreds of dollars for gaudy, ugly clothes.
on April 18, 2009 at 2:18 pm Ron

There is something DEFINITELY wrong with Ed Hardy. LA fashion is not fashion.
on April 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm mrhardcase

UFC > white people.
on April 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm Soli

Lumeclothing is purchasing an ed hardy line for his shop.
Don’t pee on his parade.
on April 18, 2009 at 5:06 pm Real American

No REAL AMERICAN would ever like soccer, all of america is united in visciously hating soccer. Liberals who hate AMERICA tell us that we should accept soccer, but every AMERICAN knows that soccer is a gay, shitty, loser, boring, crap, fake, europussy sport that we must all unite in hating every time it is mentioned.

If you hear someone talk about soccer, we will ridicule them and call them fags for thinking about soccer. Proud white american people HATE soccer with a passion. Die soccer die you piece of shit liberal fake eurosport for fags.
on April 18, 2009 at 6:23 pm MariaTheresa

@Whitey….you dumb azz….”wife beater” is an Italian term! Stop the hate! I bet you secretly listen to rap music and side-eye the black guys in the locker-room hahaha!!
on April 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm yeahrightradio

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on April 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm MariaTheresa

@Whitey….you dumb azz….”wife beater” is an Italian term! Stop the hate! I bet you secretly listen to rap music and side-eye the black guys in the locker-room hahaha!!
on April 18, 2009 at 11:46 pm lisaa

duddeeee

since when do white people hate ed hardy? i know plenty of white people that like it….
maybe you just hate it…
on April 19, 2009 at 3:35 am ed hardy big in asia

Ed Hardy is massive in Hong Kong. It must have been really popular with the wrong kind of white celebrity. Trucker hats are still going strong here, so maybe the trend is almost over. If Chinese people are into it, it can no longer be cutting edge in America.
on April 19, 2009 at 3:36 am ed hardy big in asia

Nice post. I think Lander should take on hating bottle service at clubs next. However, then this would turn into a “hating the wrong kind of people” blog.
on April 19, 2009 at 7:03 am Averge American NonHispanic Male

No REAL AMERICAN would ever like soccer, all of america is united in visciously hating soccer. Liberals who hate AMERICA tell us that we should accept soccer, but every AMERICAN knows that soccer is a gay, shitty, loser, boring, crap, fake, europussy sport that we must all unite in hating every time it is mentioned.

If you hear someone talk about soccer, we will ridicule them and call them fags for thinking about soccer. Proud white american people HATE soccer with a passion. Die soccer die you piece of shit liberal fake eurosport for fags.
on April 19, 2009 at 7:31 am Whitey

Note that putative P4P champ and negro Anderson Silva turned in yet another stinker of a performance last night at UFC 97. He spent the night dancing and running and was booed incessantly. Some champion! Compare to Fedor Emilianenko’s recent performances where he quickly dispatches his opponents with a minimum of fuss and showboating.

The UFC’s misguided attempt to promote a negro as the best P4P fighter went about as well as their football counterparts’ attempts to make Michael Vick and Vince Young and JaMarcus Russell into competent quarterbacks. The sooner we start judging people on their talent instead of color the better; Vince Young doesn’t even like playing quarterback.
on April 19, 2009 at 7:36 am Nicole

Lisaa,

Maybe you should do those people a favor and send them a link to this post. 😉
on April 19, 2009 at 9:39 am anna

^ wrong kind of white person.
on April 19, 2009 at 9:55 am Sol

I’m a self-proclaimed white person. I ride my Fixed-Gear from Grad School to the Jiu-Jitsu gym, while listening to Indie music on my Ipod, and (warning: white person bragging alert) I’ve trained with George St Pierre and Pat Cote.

To my knowledge, I have never seen anyone come to the gym wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt. I had to google Ed Hardy after reading this post. If you’re going to shit on UFC fans, go with Affliction or Tap-Out.

And for the record, guys that train in MMA are more likely to wear a t-shirt with their fighting gym’s logo than any of these stupid brand names. Affliction and Tap-Out are for spectators.
on April 19, 2009 at 12:08 pm Alex

This entry seems to have some holes in it. Namely, it doesn’t address what white people do when they see an affluent minority wearing Ed Hardy. Gaudy as they may be, the clothes don’t seem out of place on a number of groups, particularly the teenage children of well to do black professionals.
on April 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm guy

aren’t you are the definition of cool.

Next blog entry…

Stuff White People Like: Sol
on April 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm buddy boy

haha oh the racist that runs this site is funny. but anyway, endless white people wear ed hardy in michigan. sorry there, little racist.

haha idiot.
on April 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm Mel

I cannot agree more.
There is a certain class of white people that wear Ed Hardy.
That class is not the kind of white people to impress.
on April 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm alyozhik

Wrong. Any douchebag, in general, who is not homo would overlook clothing brand in order to fornicate with an Asian girl with bangs.

Makes me long for the 50s–you had two kids and a house by the time you were 25.
on April 19, 2009 at 7:39 pm AutismResearcher

What is wrong with you people? You take a perfectly amusing blog like SWPL and you start slinging horrific insults at one another and insinuating that it is somehow the FAULT of a parent of a child with autism that their child has been diagnosed with autism. You are being unbelievably offensive, insensitive, and ignorant. First, there is NO link between fertility medication and autism. Second, there has been only a minimal CORRELATION (Not causality) between paternal age and developmental disabilities (of many kinds, including Down Syndrome, which are not “on the rise”). The same is true for the link to TV watching, and yes, you heard it right, rain. So, unless you are completely illiterate with regard to science, you would have to recognize that parents are not at fault in their children having autism, and to say otherwise, is nothing other than mean-spirited hate speech.
on April 19, 2009 at 8:15 pm Whitey Whiterson

I think I may be the whitest person ever. Thus far, the author has me pinned exactly on numbers 5, 8, 10, 19, 23, 24, 25, 27, 35, 42, 44, 50, 57, 64, 72, 96, 99, 108, 109, 112, amd 119. Close, but not exactly right on numbers 1, 4, 13, 26, 34, 43, 62, 67, 80, 84, 88, and 94. I get annoyed with people who like numbers 2, 6, 16, 17, 18, 20, 22, 30, 33, 53, 59, 76, 98, 106, 117, and 121.

When I say “has me pinned,” I mean that I do like that item and in exactly the way described. When I say “close,” I mean that I do like that item, but not quite in the nuanced manner described. Based on my random scoring system, I get three points for each “exact,” one point for each “almost,” and lose two points for each “annoyance” for a total of 43 White Points. Anyone higher on the WP scale?
on April 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm Paul

who/what the hell is Ed Hardy and why does anyone care?
on April 19, 2009 at 10:26 pm Noah

AHHHH!! OMG i totally HATE people that wear Ed Hardy. They are normally such broey douches. This is amazing. I am a total white person its ridiculous.
on April 20, 2009 at 1:16 am Julia

I’m actually glad to see this. I’m from L.A. and I really thought I was the only one who hated the shit….A lot of people there seem to like it.
on April 20, 2009 at 4:50 am Chinaman

The irony found in the comments is hilarious. Way to be proud of hate folks.
on April 20, 2009 at 7:57 am merp

So… do you do anything else with your life besides psychoanalyze yourself via SWPL?
on April 20, 2009 at 9:50 am Nicole

I hate hate.
on April 20, 2009 at 11:01 am Chris

Don’t care much for the Ed Hardy myself, but I think the people I have seen wearing the Affliction shirts are far more obnoxious. You know, the guys who are totally convinced they could be in the UFC because they watch all the fights and so they strut around the bar trying to act like badasses. I hate those douchebags. Ed Hardy does suck, just not to that degree.
on April 20, 2009 at 11:19 am Bad Self

Yup:

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Tour Ed Hardy
on April 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm Jeff

I agree Afflicition is the next step into ultimate douch-baggery. I purpose this ranking from least to most douchey:

1) Ed Hardy
2) Affliction
3) Dog tags
4) Bling’d out over-sized belt buckles
5) Combo of all of the above.
on April 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm laurita

Would never wear Ed Hardy to the gym. Are you kidding me? I liked Ed Hardy until Madonna started to wear it then it became too mainstream.
Ugh, I’m so “white”
on April 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm jtarin

at least 3614 people went out and bought an ed hardy t-shirt after reading this…
on April 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm ba ba

WHITE POW’R
on April 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm Whitey Whiterson

Not of any interest. A friend of mine told me about this site and after making a quick read-through I’m somewhere between proud and mortified of my whiteness, but mostly amused, which I’m pretty sure was the author’s intent. Or maybe he’s insulting me and I’m too dumb to get it; all the same, I’m still amused.
on April 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm Bildo Daggins

ha ha ha ha.
on April 20, 2009 at 7:38 pm Bildo Daggins

…because caring is fun!
on April 20, 2009 at 10:28 pm Sadie

Come check out my tits by clicking on my name.
on April 20, 2009 at 10:51 pm matt

Wow! I never even knew about E.H. until I read about it here. But, by God, I hate it. I hate it real strong.
on April 20, 2009 at 10:54 pm matt

that was funny.
on April 20, 2009 at 11:02 pm MT

How come all “good white people” like looking(maybe they don’t but they appear) cheap. I mean, most of these “save the world, lets go green” white people look both like they have no money at all and that they are not unsuccessful. And by the way, living in Miami or LA is a lot better than living in Portland or San Fran…
on April 20, 2009 at 11:04 pm MT

How come all “good white people” like looking(maybe they don’t like to but they appear) cheap. I mean, most of these “save the world, lets go green” white people look both like they have no money at all and that they are unsuccessful. And by the way, living in Miami or LA is a lot better than living in Portland or San Fran…
on April 21, 2009 at 12:36 am Adam Cav

I witnessed the largest brigade of douchebaggery Sun at brunch. Yes dear god am i white. One guy was wearing an ed hardy TRUCKER CAP that looked like it was decorated by a methhead with a bedazzeler. His partner in crime was wearing Ed Hardy Sweatpants with the Ed Hardy logo written across his ass like it was a pair of Juicy Jeans.
Is it just me or has Ed Hardy become the Douchbag uniform of 2009.
on April 21, 2009 at 3:59 am lisa

my sister reports that all the MILF wannabees at her kids school wear ed hardy garbage. i had never heard of the stuff before this post. now i see it everywhere. thanks, i guess.
on April 21, 2009 at 4:21 am Chip

What’s a ‘bedazzeler’?
on April 21, 2009 at 4:24 am Chip

So, your an online whore?
on April 21, 2009 at 7:27 am samzaaa

http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347
on April 21, 2009 at 8:36 am Concerned Citizen

Donavan McNabb, Warren Moon, Randall Cunningham, et. al. Don’t make me get into wide receivers and running backs.

Also, the irony of you, of all people, saying things like “The sooner we start judging people on their talent instead of color the better” just invites military-grade snark. The irony here isn’t vague, Whitey, it’s fatter than life and twice as ugly as your mom.

You seem to be obsessed with gays, Whitey. Why else would you deny that you’re turned on by grown men headscissoring each other, not to mention clander’s sexuality?

Look, it’s obvious that you’re insecure, and unsure of your identity. With your mindset, I really don’t think SWPL is the place for you to go online.
on April 21, 2009 at 8:37 am Whitey

You’re telling me!
on April 21, 2009 at 8:47 am dave

im white.

im covered in tattoos.

which include, but are not limited to classic tattoo designs such as skulls, hearts, and dragons.

ed hardy was an amazing tattoo artist. its unfair hes exempted to being a fashion icon for people with little or no appreciation for actual tattoos and tattoo lifestyle.

these people have no idea the actual caliber of his work and dont respect the art they paid 40 bucks a thread for.

burn it all.

long live the real Ed Hardy.
get a real tattoo.
and a real life.
on April 21, 2009 at 9:15 am UncleBill

Ed Hardy is a douchebag.
on April 21, 2009 at 10:38 am EJ

Maybe white people hate the *kinds* of douchebags that wear Ed Hardy? I’m white. The only kind of people I see wearing his stuff–which I actually do like–are wannabe gangsta types who cruise the mall trying to look cool while they’re…cruising…the…mall. Yes, if you wear Ed Hardy and you are a 20 something douchebag walking around projecting your hostility? I am sure the “white people” you mean could really include anyone with a job.
on April 21, 2009 at 11:14 am candiedcartel

This isn’t a white thing man! I’m black and I HATE that shit
on April 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm NappyHairedWhiteGirl

Its called the sheep mentality. I wear what you wear because you know what you are doing. Like being in line at the Grocery Store. You see a line open up and you run for it. Thats called individuality folks. Feel it and live it. Ed Hardy isn’t my scene.
on April 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm Fuzzy

Never heard of Ed Hardy before?
on April 21, 2009 at 1:42 pm Lou

First off, this site is fucking hilarious-that said, the ed hardy thing
it’s true! Can anyone help me out here,Why!? Yes, I know who the original ed hardy is AND I agree with Adam’s comment that some of the ed hardy gear looks handcrafted by a meth head with a bedazzler, but I still secretly love some of it! But c’mon ( and I’m being serious here)bedazzlers are kick ass! Not even out of irony, I just really like the shoes. My girlfriend (who is not white) has two pairs that I think are adorable. Is it because I’m not from New York? Please explain-sincerely, confused cracker. xoxo
on April 21, 2009 at 1:42 pm Lilja

Interesting…
on April 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm bayareawhitey

I bought an Ed Hardy hoodie and I’m white. I got it on sale for $80. I get nothing but compliments from everyone, everywhere I go. GO ON AND HATE ME 🙂
on April 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm frankie..

ed hardy is unanimously douchey…its the “new popped” collar polo shirt…
on April 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm Maddy Acton

I cannot stand Ed Hardy. Everytime I think of Ed Hardy, I think of a has-been rock star who is trying to relive the glory days.
on April 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm Whitey

Sorry, I don’t speak gay, I don’t understand “scissoring”, this is not hetspeak. I detected a reference to the “all conservatives are secretly gay” meme and some gay subtext too – you know that’s verboten, we covered this.

Rephrase in het please.

PS boycott the gay community and don’t donate to aids research.
on April 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm Galen

Just as a note, this post doesn’t distinguish between “All white people” and “Most white people”. I’m white and I don’t give a crap about anything the person in this blog brings up.

Also, not all white people know who Ed Hardy is. I can’t possibly hate him if I’ve never heard of him.
on April 21, 2009 at 5:15 pm jason

this site has become absolutely pathetic. 2 updates in 3 months? get back to what made you who you are, you conceited prick.
on April 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm DLB

“Just as a note…”? Revelatory, really. Is this really a necessary hair to split? For not giving a crap, it takes some time to set up a profile and reply to it.
on April 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm andrea

you lost it after the first few sentences
on April 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm anna

ed hardy shoes?
on April 21, 2009 at 9:04 pm poopy

finally,
something i have no idea what you are talking about…
on April 21, 2009 at 9:44 pm Funny Pictures

Wow there are some wankas commenting at the moment arn’t there! I thought it was a great post, if you didn’t like it, fk off!
on April 21, 2009 at 11:13 pm JWO

Hahaha!! The new Zac Efron movie ’17 Again’ has a whole scene based around Ed Hardy … suggests people like Kevin Federline wears it – and if white people hate anything it’s Kevin Federline…
on April 21, 2009 at 11:19 pm Dan the Man

Wow, I didnt know how much I hated Ed Hardy until I read this blog.
on April 22, 2009 at 12:16 am auslander

Don’t want to alarm you, but we are talking pandemic. There are Ed Hardy cells popping up all over Sydney, Australia.
on April 22, 2009 at 3:51 am c

i agree. hah
on April 22, 2009 at 7:05 am Captain Kratos

I loved the “UFC fight” comment. All those guys wear stuff like that!
on April 22, 2009 at 7:14 am Tornadoes28

Most white people don’t know who the f**k Ed Hardy is.
on April 22, 2009 at 7:15 am Tornadoes28

There are many white people who like to put furry animals in their pants.
on April 22, 2009 at 8:11 am Bastian

Yes! That is exactly it. The Burberry thing is so bad in England. It is funny being in America where Burberry relatively is still considered a high-end brand but back in Leeds it is just associated with council queens and chavs.
on April 22, 2009 at 8:34 am LiberalCaliforniaGirl

Oh yes the tie between liking soccer and hating America is such a well-proven “fact”. Forget about showing your patriotism like most Americans do by serving the country as a volunteer or in the armed forces, apparently all you have to do is hate soccer!
on April 22, 2009 at 11:47 am sleepy

danielle, please, stop explaining. you’ll ruin it.
on April 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm betty

ed hardy is made by a french guy Christian Audigier who also did the equally shitty Von Dutch.

It’s like clothes for people who want tattoos but don’t.
on April 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm sleepy

a classic of the genre, turd-boy — esp. your parenthetical remarks.

just never gets old…
on April 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm luarela

3 interesting notes:

First, i heard Ed hardy was dead, long dead

second, i heard he was a hardcore racist

third, i have ONLY seen white people wear this crap, but they are most definitely the WRONG kind of white people that can’t really relate to anything on this blog, like white people from the bronx!!! LOL who else is wearing this tacky s***?
on April 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm sleepy

Ron, I was with you right up until you viciously maligned “red cup drinking competitions”. Really now, who doesn’t enjoy a little pre-game pong?
on April 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm lester thomas

As a WKOWP who sometimes drops in to chuckle at this sight, i agree wholeheartedly with this post. These clothes look like crap.
on April 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm sleepy

…add another one. idjit.
on April 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm sleepy

sigh. wkowp.
on April 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm sleepy

wkowp, again.
on April 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm sleepy

Explanation: You are the Wrong King of White Person.

You’re welcome.
on April 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm NappyHairedWhiteGirl

Isn’t a bedazzler one of those craft guns that shoots out fake rhinestones? MT-LA and Miami have so much crime they arent even worth discussing. Go put on your Ed Hardy Hoodie and hide your face in shame.
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on April 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm Chuck Wavy Dean

OMG – I have a pair of Ed Hardy distressed jeans that I love to wear. But I think they are OK because they are just distressed, they don’t have any “tatoo” type designs on them anywhere, so you really can’t tell they are Ed Hardy jeans just by looking at them.

They also fit me really well (well, I think so anyway).

One reason I like to wear them is that my wife hates them………….
on April 22, 2009 at 4:10 pm Chuck Wavy Dean

So, by reading some of the posts here on Ed Hardy, it sounds like the big objection from white people (of which I am one) are the t-shirts which I totally understand because the look asinine.

The local Macy’s I shop at here in LA used to have a little Ed Hardy section but I haven’t seen it for about a month or so. Maybe that’s an indication that it has run it’s fashion course.

There are, however, many other brands of ridiculous looking t-shirts that look like Ed Hardy wannabes.
on April 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm Chuck Wavy Dean

What brand of clothes are OK for self-respecting white people to wear these days?

Is Polo OK?

How about Faconnable?

Gawd, I mean I want to look hip and cool without looking like I am trying to look hip and cool.

Give a white bro some help!
on April 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm Chuck Wavy Dean

When did Venice become unauthentic?

I love going down to Venice for dinner — lots of good restaurants. I also ride my road bike through Venice cause I like the atmosphere.

But if is now as unauthentic as you say it is then I will avoid it like the plague, except for the Sidewalk Cafe — I love that place!

One thing I have never liked about Venice is the price of houses — it is completely insane what you have to spend to get a 2 bedroom, one bath bungalow built in the 50’s.
on April 22, 2009 at 5:13 pm Jaclyn

Because your “Wife Hates them”? LMAO!! Thats Hillarious!
on April 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm Not Dressed Like Grace Kelly

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/15/AR2009041502861.html?referrer=facebook
The bourgeoisie, they look ridiculous…
on April 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm Chris

the style is called “Mixed Martial Arts Casual”
on April 22, 2009 at 9:45 pm Bucky Katt

Maybe clothes from Obey (by Shepherd Fairey)? I think the “right” kind of white person isn’t supposed to favor any particular brand, but if you had to pick one, I think Obey is probably your best bet because 1. in the grand scheme of things they’re still relatively small and semi-underground, 2. Fairey’s artwork (whatever you may think of its merit) is anti-corporate and anti-establishment, and 3. you get special bonus reflected glory because of Fairey’s Obama “Hope portrait”. All of these should score you major, major points with the right white people.
on April 23, 2009 at 3:56 am Venture Bros.

There are two kinds of white people that wear Ed Hardy. The first being the tool who believes a t-shirt will make them instantly cool. You can see these people at your local mall checking you out to make sure you are checking them out. This is about 99.99% of all Ed Hardy wearers. Then there is the .01% who liked them in 2004 when it was just a simple tattoo design on the front and had no affiliations with transporting meth or the UFC.
Recently at a gas station I had an exchange of words with a 99.99%er that was filling up his Camaro. He informed me that my shirt was a fake because he had never seen the original “Don Ed Hardy Designs” on the back. I told him my shirt was from 2004. Thankfully he informed me that Ed Hardy didn’t come out until 2007, and then left. I can only assume he was on his way to the local high school which he never graduated from to hit on some high school sophomores that would be impressed by his matching shirt and trucker hat.
on April 23, 2009 at 4:55 am john stevens

Yeah, well, I don’t like Ed Hardy/Christian whoever either. They took an authentic american art and made it ridiculous. Oh well…what’s new?

Some dude from Compton made a video about Ed Hardy and put it on YouTube…it’s funny as hell…I guess he went to a flea market or something where they were selling Ed Hardy clothes:
on April 23, 2009 at 4:58 am Roach

hahahaha!!! that, my friend, is good.
on April 23, 2009 at 8:15 am Concerned Citizen

I didn’t say or imply anything about conservatives. I was just saying and implying things about —-> you <—-, Whitey, and you alone.

Also, I don’t speak “gay” or “hetspeak”, whatever those languages are. Being a WKOWP, I just speak plain ol’ English. If you have a problem with understanding English, I heartily recommend Hooked on Phonics. Failing that, there are always those English as a Second Language courses. I’m sure that, wherever you are, they’ll be offering that over the summer. Your “swarthier bretheren” may be there, but, you know, dem’s is the breaks. Why, interacting with your “swarthier bretheren” may turn them into just “brethren”.

You don’t understand scissoring? And you’re a hardcore FC fan?
on April 23, 2009 at 9:21 am jack

I used to help run a bar in Texas and my personal favorite thing was the guys who would come in and try to flaunt our no-baggy T-shirts policy with the phrase “But this is an $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirt.” not realizing that my hood-rat bouncer now wanted to kill him double.

Are you quite so sure that white people can’t wear Ed Hardy shirts without irony? Could it be that po’ white trash clutch at their Ed Hardy shirts with white knuckled ironic anxiety?
on April 23, 2009 at 9:23 am jack

Have you?
on April 23, 2009 at 9:42 am leelee

WOW. Thank you thank you thank you!

I’m a black female and all my life I’ve been told I behave or dress “too white” too this, too that. Now I can finally say hey!! I’m finally dressing “black” or something……

I really like Ed Hardy Designs – not all of them — and I can admit it’s getting way too popular. I checked Amazon and you can get Ed Hardy EVERYTHING and I mean, sheets and bedding, car wheel covers and seat covers and mats, and shoes, and wallets and wine and my god I could go on and on and on. It’s getting scary…..

For the record, I’m a very nice person, not a douchbag or a$$hole…I had no idea that was the image ….I treat everyone very nicely, and I’m enjoying these crazy comments! Learning so much!
on April 23, 2009 at 11:38 am Paolo

it’s just a fucking shirt, wear it if you like it. shit.
on April 23, 2009 at 11:56 am A.M.

haha im german and here those wannabe playerz from turkey wear them shirts. you know this type of person?? do they even exist in america?
well
in germany its combined with chucks a leather jacket and some training pants and a trucker cap (by the turks)

so i think you dress like turkish wannabes, no offence….
on April 23, 2009 at 3:15 pm gordon Gilges

Why does something being popular make it less desirable for you?

Were you wearing Ed Hardy before to feel like an individual?
on April 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm Brianne

For the record, I adore Ed Hardy and I am about as white as they come. It is my opinion that overexposure is ruining Ed Hardy. The moment the company inked a deal with VH-1 and reality sluts started running around in Hardy swag, is the moment the brand was taken too far.
on April 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm Pierre

Same in Sweden. Funny.

In the US, um. Well where I live i don’t see any ed hardy shirts (because i live in the bubble), but i imagine Riverside and SanB has a ton. They also like raised trucks there.

I haven’t seen any Yalla dudes like you describe, but i’m well familiar with them from my youth in sweden.
on April 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm Pierre

Old Navy?
on April 23, 2009 at 7:39 pm inthegnar

You are authentic. OG Ed Hardy fan
on April 24, 2009 at 1:01 am Denise OB

I agree. It’s like he is trying to do too much..less is sometimes more.
on April 24, 2009 at 1:04 am Denise OB

Agreed. Especially coupled with a dagger through the skull..maybe it should just burst into flames!
on April 24, 2009 at 1:13 am Denise OB

Trust me. “We” get the inference. As do the “others” this joke happens to invariably target.
on April 24, 2009 at 1:28 am Denise OB

LMAO!!!!!!!!
on April 24, 2009 at 1:46 am Denise OB

Thanks for “handling” this nut case. I thought this discussion was about Ed Hardy t-shirt wearers. NOT gays, UFC, and the non-white (in his own words: “negro”) people he hates.

I agree. This is not the platform in which to grind those particular axes. Much too common for my taste.
on April 24, 2009 at 1:57 am Denise OB

ROTFL!! LMAO!! Good one.
on April 24, 2009 at 1:58 am Nicole Raymond

… which was, of course, the exact SAME moment white people started hating those who wear it.
on April 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm Herb

Ya I met an Ed Hardon in Egypt, he blew me, I think its the same fellow.
on April 24, 2009 at 9:29 pm Matt Blossom

Okay…some people like Ed Hardy and some don’t, however Ed Hardy is going the way of the all fashion.

Here’s a dude from Compton that doesn’t like Ed Hardy and made a video about it…apparently someone screwed him over at a fleamarket? I don’t know…let me know what you think about this dude…is he for real?
on April 25, 2009 at 2:09 am b

i dont know what you people are talking about.
i love ed hardy…
and blowouts.
and fuckin jaeger bombs.
on April 25, 2009 at 3:00 am Joe Urinal

I just took a huge fresh shit, and I used an Ed Hardy joint to wipe my stinking hairy asshole. See Ed Hardy is good for something.
on April 25, 2009 at 7:01 am new school old school

never heard of this ed bundy you thing you speak of, i guess i am not as white as i thought.
on April 25, 2009 at 11:36 am Andi

you just described like half the high school kids where I live. Maybe your so called “turkish wannabes” took over southern ohio and I didn’t even notice until it was too late.
on April 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm borntobemild

Sadly, yes.
on April 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm Nathiest

Ed Hardy is so 2004 if anyone still buys his crap then they are just leaving in the pass.
on April 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm dbags

Half the people commenting were trying to rock
Von Dutch trucker hats not so long ago.
on April 26, 2009 at 11:25 am Jaaaack

After I read this, I went to a party, bent down to tie my shoe and the person standing in front of me was wearing shoes by who? Ed Hardy.
And I didn’t hate Ed hardy before reading this, just the whole range of tacky-tattoo-art-on-clothing.
Now I know where to focus said hatred.
Thanks SWPL!
on April 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm brown person

On this subject, I hate seeing people wearing tapout shirts as they are almost invariably skinny fat guys who have never trained a martial art in their life. Its like every paunchy idiot thinks tribal designs and hair gel make up for being unfit.
on April 27, 2009 at 7:41 am TYRiAX

This story is so true, especially the part about not being able to wear these clothes ironically! My mates who bought knockoff ed hardy clothes in thailand because they thought the tattoo prints were cool – then realising the douchness of the brand when they got home – threw them all out rather than let anyone think they paid full price for them
on April 27, 2009 at 10:02 pm donbk

what about Affliction shirts?
on April 27, 2009 at 11:46 pm Kelly Kniffen

These two guys are my friends!!!!!!!!!!! They have seriously been wearing Ed Hardy since 2003 before any one else even heard of them. They single handly brought the style to the Chicago club scene!
on April 28, 2009 at 2:21 am edmond

Wow, you are so lucky to be friends with two people who single handly brought the dumb shit douchebag style to the Chicago club scene.
This is the lamest shit ever.
on April 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm prk

Ed Hardy is suing Christian Audigier

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_11614159?nclick_check=1
on April 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm Hot Firez

Sounds like Kelly got the DP from these chodes
on April 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm Sam Martorana

Ed Hardy is the ugliest sh*t I have ever seen.

GHETTO.
on April 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm platypusrex256

genius
on April 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm platypusrex256

‘because my wife hates them’ is better than ‘because my parents hate them’

…or is it?
on April 28, 2009 at 4:57 pm platypusrex256

you are obviously the wrong kind of white person.
on April 28, 2009 at 4:58 pm platypusrex256

oh, like billy corgan?
on April 28, 2009 at 5:00 pm platypusrex256

yep. wrong kind of white person.
on April 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm platypusrex256

oh man.. you got the internetz. google that shit.
on April 29, 2009 at 5:20 am Quintessentially

Why do people think Ed Hardy is expensive? A $70 hat and an $80 t-shirt is NOT expensive.

The fact that people think they look like they have “money” when they wear this stuff is almost comical. Try showing up to the Concours in Monterey or to the Casino in Monte Carlo wearing this and see what how wealthy they think you are.

Pathetic.
on April 29, 2009 at 5:21 am Quintessentially

I’ve never heard the term “Chav” before. Is it like the British version of “White Trash”?
on April 29, 2009 at 7:28 am Alex

I hope that all races can equally hate Ed Hardy.
on April 29, 2009 at 7:15 pm Bean

Reminds me of http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on April 30, 2009 at 7:54 am Cuban Chris

I know Afflication has been mentioned, but did anyone mention that these shirts only come in super thin fat guy nipple showing material, and that the only size is extra smedium?
on April 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm Crass Cultural

Ditto for Under-Armor
on April 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm Bean

I love this site, but you guys should also check out http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on April 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm Aaron

I didn’t know those shirts had a name. It’s a way for guido- douches to let everyone know they are a guido douche… from at least half a mile away.

and another thing, whoever wrote this stuff better keep that “dragon logo” stuff in check. Those dragon/playing card/ Eight Ball/ multi-colored flamed shirts, whether they are silk or not, are by far the lamest things I’ve ever seen. That’s not something white people like; it’s something “out of touch, wannabe tough guys” wear
on May 1, 2009 at 4:37 am BRYAN

YES SIR. THAT IS HOW I SEE IT
on May 1, 2009 at 8:25 am FartSmeller

I grant you that if you wear the shirts you’re pretty far gone, but a couple days ago I saw some one buying a bottle of Ed Hardy vodka. Think about that for a moment.
on May 1, 2009 at 9:09 am neispace

This is some expert-level whiteness in the posts here.
on May 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm dongis

[slow congratulatory clapping] just fantastic
on May 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm bostongeorge

that shit is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
on May 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm The Lawn Wrangler

An $80 t-shirt is inexpensive? I hate Ed Hardy, but I’d say listening to Quintessentially let us all know that he can more than afford to splurge on $70 hats and $80 t-shirts and $500,000 black jack tables in Monte Carlo is the equivalent of someone wearing a shirt to demonstrate their wealth. Sorry, James Bond, next time I’m on a double secret mission in Monte Carlo I’ll be sure to wear my gold encrusted, diamond studded tuxedo.

“Pathetic”
on May 2, 2009 at 6:52 am supbeotch

feh, wants to be The Onion. Nothing new under the sun…
on May 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm Ange

BOO TO ED HARDY! BOOOOOOOO! Hating people who wear Ed Hardy shouldn’t just be on the “stuff white people like” list. It should be on the “stuff everyone should like” list.
on May 2, 2009 at 11:19 pm Buckaroo

Ed Hardy, what the fuck? I’ve seen it, and it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit. Must be shit. I haven’t seen much of this stuff in the Northwest, and that tells me we’re way cool. Passing through airports this past week I noticed the east side of the Rockies has lost its mind on Ed Hardy. May I suggest their brain has turned to shit.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:14 am hrhkat

…while the meaning of your message is correct, the way you went about it, is all wrong.

I myself dont care for soccer, I think if it doesnt require the use of your upperbody, then its hardly a sport. But you cant hate europe, or gay people, whites love them both too much. Without europe we dont have a fantasy place to live/visit and somehow become royalty (admit it, all you white girls would love to find a european prince), and we love the gays for designing our lives and creating our favorite channel, HGTV…
on May 3, 2009 at 3:20 am hrhkat

we try not to stare, but like car accident we are attracted to the carnage. Minorities in Ed Hardy are seen in the eyes of a white person, the same way you see a “special” kid with a puppy, you first think “oh how cute, that little guy just loves that puppy”…then our next thought is “I hope to god I never have a retarded kid, and what kind of parent would give a retard a puppy, I sure as hell wont, Because I will be the one taking care of it, the kid is in a wheel chair, he cant do shit”…then after we think this thought we spot a sale of Virgin Olive Oil at Williams Sonoma.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:24 am hrhkat

Heidi and Spencer are a post all in itself….

stuff white people like,

Hating, yet sadly respecting Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

All white people can agree we cant stand
“speidi”, we hate hearing about them, we hate seeing them on the cover of magizines at the supermarket. But sometimes we come across an article about how much money they make being publicity whores, and we think “damn they made 12 million dollars last year!, I hate their methods, but they know how to milk there 15 minutes”.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:38 am hrhkat

This person just doesnt understand…all he sees is fancy jewelry and Escalades, and thats what they consider successful…

Poor stupid fellow…He must obviously a child of the “new rich” or whose family just entered middle class status…

What this person doesnt understand..is
1. those old clothes white people wear are vintage, and they paid alot of money for that one 1975 concert shirt from the Rolling Stones.
2. those bikes are likely worth thousands of dollars because they are either refurbished vintage, or a brand new designer bike.
3. white people live in portland and san fran to get away from people like MT.
4. we actually own our homes, and spend tons of money on improving it/greening it. Instead of leasing a cadilac to look rich, we buy solar panels and composters.
5. white people like one of a kind items, things nobody else can get, and those items are usually old, see sunglasses/mid century chairs/artwork.
6.White people like looking poor so people like MT dont rob them.
7. white people spend money on fancy computers/messanger bags/headphones/cellphones/cult movie collections.
8. White people like to travel the world, we spend money on experiences like throwing clay pots in Bhutan, and giving nets to children in Ethiopia.
9. We give to charity instead of flaunting our wealth.
10. Alot of the money we make goes into paying off student loans, something MT will never have to worry about.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:42 am hrhkat

real white people get a tat of the childs name they helped while they were in the peace corps, or of a quote by a favorite poet, or a holocaust prisoners number, or a tiny music note…anything else it wrong.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:44 am hrhkat

and yet they come here and write garbage…white people dont like ed hardly and we never will. bedazzelers are only fun when making a costume for a friends 80s themed party.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:45 am hrhkat

I like the picture of Brett Micheals and his show, Rock of the Herpes Bus, or whatever that show is called
on May 3, 2009 at 3:48 am hrhkat

I just saw it online (i dont pay for commercial movies) but that movie was rather cute, and the ed hardy scene pretty much summed it up that douches wear ed hardy.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:49 am hrhkat

please die.
on May 3, 2009 at 3:52 am hrhkat

my sister dated a guy who was a mixed martial arts fighter, safe to say they are broken up, but he was a douche who was thrown in jail for working at a porn store in Arkansas and selling adult items to kids…and he wore ed hardly..classy!
on May 3, 2009 at 4:01 am hrhkat

Ralph Lauren is always acceptable..as is Michael Kors…classic american brands that are respected and worn in europe are always a safe bet. clean simple lines and colors are always good. Obey is good, not to many people know of it, but some things say OBEY on the shirts and such so stay away from that. Try Threadless.com for fun and graphic t-shirts.

stay away from rock and republic, affliction, true religion (i know alot of white people will object to that because they have a small fortune in true religion jeans), anything in the catagory of hollister/ab and fitch.

Penguin is a fairly good preppy brand, perry ellis is ok, im trying to think of things available to the masses in the US without searching for the great obscure designers in Orslo.

white people hate wide v neck t shirts, its not cool anymore its nasty. Vintage stores are really the best bet for great clothes because they are unique and nobody would have it.
on May 3, 2009 at 4:10 am hrhkat

i never ever wore von dutch and im so proud of that, im so glad i never wasted money on any of this shit
on May 3, 2009 at 4:12 am hrhkat

same thing.
on May 3, 2009 at 4:13 am hrhkat

thats all Martin Luther King jr wanted, for all races to hate ed hardy! let freedom ring let freedom ring, thank god almighty we are free…from ed hardy
on May 3, 2009 at 9:55 am coolio

I love ed hardy!! all of you people suck! 😛
on May 3, 2009 at 9:57 am coolio

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Any body who doesn’t like Ed Hardy, YOU SUCK!!!
on May 3, 2009 at 9:58 am coolio

his perfume smells really good!
on May 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm Buckaroo

If you wear it; you suck.
If you own it; you suck.
If you rave about it; you suck.
That’s it; you suck.
on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 pm Buckaroo

See Buckaroo below.
on May 3, 2009 at 9:49 pm Royen Kent

Anyone notice that those guys are twins?
They’re the Hardy Boys!
on May 4, 2009 at 1:12 am Adventuresaurus Girl

LOL. Awesome!!
on May 4, 2009 at 11:43 am Tasha

well lets just say i’m a white girl who happens to love Ed Hardy and i also rock it while doing soooooo…..so as far as white people not liking it (which by the way is iggnorant….) i guess that’s just some people showing what kinda people we have in this world….what’s sad is that iggnorant people create iggnorant kids!!!!!!
on May 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm Mike the Rookie

The only thing I hate more than dudes who who wear ed hardy shirts, are chicks that “love Ed Hardy and rock it while doing so”.

I can now say with complete confidence that Tasha is a fucking idiot.
on May 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm Yvonne

Yes they do, Tasha, yes they do.
on May 4, 2009 at 1:40 pm Kate

‘iggnorant’?
on May 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm cakes

Ed hardy the actual tattooer is great, too bad he sold his name and some flash to a douche (same douche who took von dutch and raped his name) who made it into mall trash wear. I bet 99% of the people who wear his cloths don’t even know who the man is. Look I wear clothes with tattoo designs on them! I’m so hip and cool! my mom won’t even get mad at me because I can take this awesome tattoo clothes off! go grandma!
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on May 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm TheRabbit

Oh hell yes, the Turks DO wear that shit. I lived in Berlin for long enough to witness this. TERRIBLE! Und einfach peinlich!
on May 5, 2009 at 12:47 am mahmood

you are right

actually me hating them too

what they think look like?!
on May 5, 2009 at 9:22 am your mom

How could you care about a brand name at a time like this?

The only clothing-related issue you should worry about is animals that are tryin to make you shit your pants…

http://www.peoplethatlooklikeanimals.com

Are you ready to not having… are you ready… to st…. to stop them……… from making us shit our pants?

You SHOULD be….. ready…. for that stopping… for the beginning of that stopping process.
on May 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm Bean

This website is great…

Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on May 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm Dave

I only start to see these when I get further out west, into Appalachia, as opposed to on the coast proper.

I think it’s one of those, “Flyover state” things.
on May 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm Mitch

I thought my Nazi uniform was pretty fly. Now that I see it’s in the same catagory as Ed Hardy, I guess I can’t wear it anymore. Scheisse!!!!
on May 5, 2009 at 11:15 pm DreddPyrateRoberts

I shot a game of pool with this girl. She had a big Buddha on her shirt and on closer inspection, it was as Ed Hardy shirt. When I made a comment about it, she was embarrassed and said that the design was so good that she was just able to ignore that it was Ed Hardy.

In her defense, it was a good Buddha and that’s a religion I bet her parents don’t belong to (#2).
on May 6, 2009 at 8:31 am Whitey

Wow, I didn’t even know these shirts existed but they do seem kind-of lame to me.

If I saw someone wearing one I would think they had terrible taste. It’s so busy and unappealing.

I’m so white. 😀

I’m not a huge fan of tattoos either. I like discreet or appropriate ones that are framed well on the body and generally well-considered. Tattoos that are just badly done or gawdy don’t really appeal to me.

Tattoos on a shirt seems… contrived.

Yeah, if I saw that IRL I’d think, “no class.”

P.S. – These lists/books make me lol. I like to see the outside perspective on our often hilarious traits.
on May 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm Humberto

ed hardy shirts worn in conjunction with big trucker caps tilted sideways with saggy jeans, studded belts and giant skater shoes are the quintessential BRO getup. Should you ever cross paths with any of the species avoid eye contact lest the gaudiness come off on you.
on May 7, 2009 at 7:19 am Slimwhiteman

Never heard of them. I guess I’m the wrong kind of white guy.
on May 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm macmoney

Yep in the UK we started on diesel. But on the hush.
on May 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm macmoney

lol Japan seems to be on the cutting edge of fashion trends
In the UK any designer fad dies out as soon as you can find them in wemberly market.
Point in case i was wearing evisus in 2001-2002 by 2004 bootlegs were ever where i stopped wearing them. Then U.S rappers jumped on evsiu and they kinda came back. They never fully recovered amongst my peer group, due to females inability to distinguish real from fake. They just assumed they were fake.

The same has happened with ED hardy and true religions out here.

ps: ED hardy tees are £90 out here in the UK
on May 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm M.M.

Ed Hardy is def. not for me,..nothing wrong with Asian chicks with bangs..they’re hot.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
on May 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm uh huh.....

Who the f*** is Ed Hardy?? I must be the wrong kind of non-white guy.
on May 9, 2009 at 11:21 pm M.M.

Ed Hardy clothes are ugly as hell, no doubt about it.

http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
on May 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm Jonathan

Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.

This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.

I highly recommend checking it out here:

http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
on May 11, 2009 at 11:25 am Matt

Persians wear Ed Hardy
on May 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm Davey

Come on, everyone hates people who wear Ed Hardy – nothing to do with race. You either wear that disgusting shit or you hate it. Also, aren’t most people who wear Ed Hardy white?
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on May 12, 2009 at 11:49 am Radon

I don’t personally know anyone who “hates” Ed Hardy clothing, whether or not they are fans of old school tattoo designs.

I do know that in the last few years 99% of all the people I have seen wearing Ed Hardy clothing here in Chicago have been African-American. Young African-Americans. It must be a regional thing.

I recall a certain very strong Von Dutch backlash years back. That was a very white people thing, and everyone en mass stopped wearing Von Dutch clothing.

Speaking about clothing with obnoxious prints, I don’t know how anyone feels about the Affliction brand, but I only see white people in those shirts–either men who are in the UFC, look like they’re into the UFC, or who just want to look like they are.
on May 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm D-Jam

I think the factor isn’t so much the clothes as it is the people who generally wear them. I have yet to see someone wearing Ed Hardy that thinks for himself and doesn’t carry around a raging guido eurotrash style ego. Basically a douchebag.

Ed Hardy is like Von Dutch. It’s clothing that made someone wealthy, but many of the people who are buying it are more buying it to be a follower in life. Someone who doesn’t think for himself but follows the crowd.
on May 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm Evelyn

I knew that Von Dutch was over when that Britney Spears-on-dope vid came out.
on May 13, 2009 at 1:57 am hrhkat

I knew von dutch was over when I saw it was called von dutch and was priced at 50 dollars for a “trucker” hat.
on May 13, 2009 at 7:23 am humptydumpty1

100%…WTF???
on May 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm Peter

Haha, judging by that picture I can really see the point. One problem though is you have to know something about the brand or the image surrounding it for the statement to be true. I have an Ed Hardey tank top that I bought because I was so amused when I asked the salesperson if she didn’t have “anything with like, a big skull on it or something”. Later i found out this was a “brand”. But if I happen to like big skulls and stuff because it’s degenerated in a good way, maybe that also make me degenerated. hmmm
on May 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm James

Hate to say it Jonathon, but what you just linked to just plain doesn’t work. Stuff White People Likes works because it’s parodizing a particular kind of white person (let’s call them “hipsters” by using their own language and values. That, and the fact that particular kind of white person are known to like (or in this case, like to hate) the stuff on the blog.

Hipsters are not known to like Muskets and the Boston Tea Party. So to use hipster language to parody an attachment to these items doesn’t work.

Parodying a parody is hard work.
on May 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm Kellee

I was just thinking to myself yesterday that I really don’t like this new fad of Ed Hardy, maybe it was cool before they started selling at Macys.
on May 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm Christy

I don’t know about that. I live in the middle of “flyover country” and have never heard of this brand.
on May 15, 2009 at 12:38 am Dead Hardy

I love that this article also features 7 ads for Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats. Not that is ironic. And also an ad for ‘Gay Collegiate Apparel’. Is that like, beyond ironic?
on May 15, 2009 at 11:12 am bingkee

My husband is white but he loves Ed Hardy clothing. He even collects them . My white friends love Ed Hardy clothes too.
on May 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm Kirsty

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on May 15, 2009 at 2:54 pm LOLO

I hate ed hardy and starbucks and i am not white. Not even close. I am not even American.
But i really really hate ed hardy and the idiots that wear them.
I also hate Lil Wayne. And the whole garbage ass southern rap.
I also hate cheney and condoleesa the skeeza.
on May 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm plasticanimalz

I have had a long standing rule that anyone that wears a shirt with a skull, dragon or bird wings have an inability to dress themselves and so copy the masses of what they think is a “nice outfit.” I didn’t know specifically that they were Ed Hardy clothing but I have had an utter distaste for that type of clothing and anyone who wears it. It signifies to me that they are an automaton clone who cannot think for themselves and at least a little bit douche.
on May 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm jarrod

but. but.

the people who wear ed hardy ARE WHITE
on May 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm Ted

I like Ed Hardy. It’s a personal thing. But you’re right somehow … a lot of idiots wear this brand.
on May 17, 2009 at 2:57 am Kev

To be fair, it doesn’ take any ability to dress yourself to pick up a pair of khakis and polos. We really live in a world if limites selection of clothing.

What also gets to me with this ed hardhy ghetto trash people is how everyone is into this face look with the cheeks and chins being out there. such a silly and ugly look. its bohemian something i overheard.
on May 17, 2009 at 3:04 am Kev

Its like Luoie Vuitton bags.
on May 17, 2009 at 3:31 am Kev

ahem, i dont wear versace because its high fashion. i wear it to also get compliments. but honestly i hate ed hardy cause ghetto trouble makers wear them.

but i should be glad there is such a brand, now I can easily figure out who those criminals to be are.
on May 17, 2009 at 5:18 am Shae

exactly
on May 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm Yutolia

I’ve never even heard of Ed Hardy before! I think I feel blessed!
on May 18, 2009 at 9:06 pm Buckaroo

PUT A LITTLE LOVE IN YOUR HEART. IT WILL WORK WONDERS.
on May 19, 2009 at 6:13 am Kasandria Reasoner

I am sooooo glad I’m not the only one who thinks this lol. Enjoyed reading your blog. Keep up the good work! Clicked some ads for you.
on May 19, 2009 at 7:42 am lucas

u fucken dick some people like shirts with skulls and shit like that on there shirts….u fucken suck hairy monkey balls
on May 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm Jeff

WTF
on May 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm Bean

I love this site!

Check out this humor site too: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
on May 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm Christina

This article is kinda dumb, because Ed Hardy is obviously just ugly tacky shit.
And the kind of white people this blog writes about would never have those kinds of “classic” tattoos or dragon logos.

“These clothes are notable for their use of elements from classic tattoo design such as skulls, hearts, and dragons. On the surface, the use of the words “classic” “tattoo” and “t-shirt” would seem like a logical fit for white people, but it is not. White people hate these clothes unilaterally and it is advised that you merely accept that at face value. If you were to ask a white person to explain why a regular size dragon logo is ok but one that goes around the neck is not, you would be trapped in a long and fruitless conversation.”

Nice try at irony but it doesn’t work.
on May 20, 2009 at 1:36 am Benjamin

I swear to God I was just making up jokes about Ed Hardy wearers yesterday evening.
on May 20, 2009 at 1:38 am Benjamin

btw, your caps r on. fool.
on May 20, 2009 at 7:18 am SP

It’s strange how people don’t seem to get that this website is not to be taken seriously…
As a white person, I find it hilarious
on May 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm Whitey

OMG, hilar. I *hate* Ed Hardy shirts.

Note that most of the cast of VH1’s Skanks on a Bus/I Love Money/etc wear them constantally.
on May 21, 2009 at 8:25 am guy

Remember in 2007 to 2011 when Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier was the shit?

Remember?

I know it seems crazy now, in 2014, to think that even a single person wore those stupid tattooed shirts, but I checked online, and they did.

It started, obviously, with douchebags.

But soon everybody was wearing them.

It spread to losers, Persian gangsters, the 3:30 crowd at Urth Café…

Everyone.

Not me… but only because I was still finishing up my 20 year sponsorship with Hypercolor by Generra.

But literally everyone else.

In some places I think it was the law.

The Johnny Rockets on Melrose was so thick with bikers in those too tight t-shirts, that you couldn’t take a bite of your Streamliner without being confronted by an angry tiger or a sassy dragon.

Soon there were twelve stores. Then twenty. Then two hundred.

They were being sold in kiosks in malls.

The first vending machine opened in the bathroom at Hyde. Drunken meatballs, glistening with the toxic sweat of Ecstasy and Rihanna-fueled bumps and/or grinds were buying the shirts right next to the condom and aspirin dispenser.

And the sartorial disaster continued to grow, like AIDS, but worse.

It moved from the cities to the suburbs.

From the coasts to the heartland.

From America to horrified nations throughout the world, powerless to stop the insidious spread of skeleton shirts and gothic crosses.

Eventually it was everywhere.

By 2011 there were more Ed Hardy shirts in New Zealand than sheep.

And then the fad died as quickly as it had blossomed.

Looking back I think the death knell was probably the great Dragon Attack of 2012.

After 4 billion people had been burned to death in the lava-hot magma of Dragon breath, those shirts just didn’t seem so cool anymore…

Plus, they were ugly as fuck.
on May 21, 2009 at 11:06 am E

Yes! You are absolutely right. There’s currently a lawsuit against that “french douchbag” for overusing Ed Hardy’s name and images.
on May 21, 2009 at 11:45 am fortworthfeminism

what’s worse: ed hardy or tapout? It’s really hard to judge.
on May 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm Jonny

hahahah, this is so true!
on May 21, 2009 at 5:21 pm Oblong

”This article is kinda dumb, because Ed Hardy is obviously just ugly tacky shit.”

LOL

now that’s ironic
on May 22, 2009 at 1:16 am axle

ED HARDY GAYER THAN AIDS!
on May 22, 2009 at 9:07 am American Pundit Fighting

wrestling!!!
on May 22, 2009 at 11:04 am craig

what about dennis rodman, on celeb apprentice he was an ed hardy billboard
on May 22, 2009 at 8:53 pm Rachel

Hahahahahahahahahaha!
on May 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm will

I haven’t checked this blog in a while so it is unfortunate that “Stuff White People Like” has essentially turned into “Stuff Hipsters Like”
on May 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm TUTUcrazy

Ed hardy tees are not crazy anymore
on May 23, 2009 at 10:42 pm Adam

Hey there, you have quite a interesting take on things. I like your blog as you are quite funny!
on May 24, 2009 at 7:39 am Placcie

Aaaagh, I live in Germany and they’re crazy about it here, wanting to look all “Hip Hop”. Needless to, I do hate Ed Hardy clothing
on May 24, 2009 at 3:58 pm Indian Autos Blog

That’s a good one. Hate sometimes unites, and a general term that is disgusting to the majority helps in breaking the ice at times.
on May 24, 2009 at 4:05 pm Kelsee

duh he’s not white. OFCOURSE HE DOES.
on May 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm mylosh

a reminder that ed hardy gear can be purchased at the official ed hardy store

http://www.edhardyshop.com/
on May 25, 2009 at 5:06 pm Khristal

Reggae fest was today at UCLA…you know the majority was white people…and I love it! I’m down with the swirl…come visit me sometime on my blog LOL
on May 26, 2009 at 8:59 am Dan Moore

Boo. Those who wear ed hardy are shallow clueless beings; they’re willing to pay $200 for a shirt to further their conforming with the guido look. Ed Hardy was cool for about two weeks – until people realized youre paying hundreds from bullshit.
on May 26, 2009 at 9:03 am Egosit

Wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt is no less than walking around and flaunting how big of a tool you are. Fuck ed hardy, and fuck you if your a cornball that goes crazy for these absurdly priced ‘works of art.’
on May 26, 2009 at 1:00 pm Aaron

That is what it always was. Sorry you missed the joke.
on May 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm jonny

He’s still a tool
on May 27, 2009 at 1:26 am humbert

Actually this blog should just be changed to “Stuff White People Hate”. Then you’d have a new entry every other day.
on May 27, 2009 at 12:01 pm Thomas

They just opened up an Ed Hardy store in the Galleria in Glendale, CA. For a few weeks the whole plaza was decorated with ads of “attractive” white people wearing their clothes, but all it made them look like was ignorant red necks.
on May 28, 2009 at 6:40 am Noah

Agreed.
on May 28, 2009 at 6:45 am elizainhollywood

So damn true. And now people are not only buying his t-shirts but also his wine. Barf.
on May 28, 2009 at 11:09 am katie

true story
on May 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm Rachel

Is Ed Hardy hip hop tattoo art clothing for SoCal white people?
on May 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm dre

i completely understand the point u were trying to convey with this post, but i personally like ed hardy. Its true, there is a certain stereotype of ed hardy weares that are the scum of the earth, biggest douche bags you will ever meet sort of people, but these comments seem to be attacking the brand as a whole. i think the real thing that is pissing people of is that many times when people wear ed hardy, its kinda seems like the shirt is wearing the person instead of the person wearing the shirt and they are overshadowed by the shirt as they try to define themselves by the t-shirt they have on. but, when u think about it this is not different than gothic people defining themselves by chokers and eyeliners, or those earthy, coffee shop posers with their frappacinos and bandana scarve things.
ed hardy is fine in substance, got it?
on May 30, 2009 at 5:55 am NYBULLY

I know after 40 years old you lose touch but WTF? I went to Vegas last month and all I saw were dudes in these silly Ed Hardy shirts.

What happened to 501 jeans and Nikes?
on May 30, 2009 at 8:15 am adamson

Sounds like you’ve been to soCal recently 😉
on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 am Joseph

Ed Hardy is cool, so were Crocks and ‘the Marcarena,’ but please don’t say Jaegermeister in vein.
on May 30, 2009 at 9:47 am Joseph

You just sour because you pposted your comment wearing a shirt you bought because everyone else wouldn’t accept you otherwise, you did the same thing with the trucker hat.
on May 30, 2009 at 11:21 am S-Wayne

WTF is ed hardy!? White people check this out and through out an ed hardy apparel immediately http://shop.rebel8.com/collections/mens-09-summer.
on May 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm Blue

is this for real? it’s f’in stoopid.
on May 30, 2009 at 3:58 pm MT

OK lets get one thing straight: Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are not the same as Affliction and Tapout…those brands are for UFC wannabees and is reserved for the low class. Most of the people that wear Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier are not into that UFC shit
on June 1, 2009 at 7:09 am MJ

HA! Your response just solidified this blog post!
on June 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm Megan Capps

absolutely brilliant, and absolutely true

i love it
on June 2, 2009 at 1:49 am folmicron

Americans are among the few people that mock their poor (“white trash” et al).

I sure hope your economy continues crashing and more of you lose your middle class home to the banks to get a taste of being poor (like half a million of you already did).
on June 2, 2009 at 1:53 am folmicron

ed hardy was an amazing tattoo artist. its unfair hes exempted to being a fashion icon for people with little or no appreciation for actual tattoos and tattoo lifestyle.

There is no “tatto lifestyle”.

Do you think there is also an ankle bracelet lifestyle, a lipstick lifestyle or a earing lifestyle?

Now, go get an education.
on June 2, 2009 at 1:58 am folmicron

I just saw it online (i dont pay for commercial movies)

Yeah, like you pay for imported foreign independet films. ..

Cut the moral crap, you are just cheap…
on June 2, 2009 at 2:02 am nysl

I used to help run a bar in Texas and my personal favorite thing was the guys who would come in and try to flaunt our no-baggy T-shirts policy with the phrase “But this is an $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirt.” not realizing that my hood-rat bouncer now wanted to kill him double.

So there are people that are not accepted even in some bar down in Texas?

You mean you have some standards, down there?

Hahaha…
on June 2, 2009 at 5:10 am jack carden

On the white trash comment>I think the joke here is usually on white folks with more money than sense. I don’t think the writer is being hard on poor people.
on June 2, 2009 at 6:56 am Health Insurance Annuity Quotes

Not sure when all of these designer tee’s became popular, but I am not a big fan.
on June 2, 2009 at 9:52 am Hannah

I work at a brand name store (NOT Ed Hardy, btw) at one of the larger malls in my city… and if I had a dollar for every person who came in wearing Ed Hardy I wouldn’t have to work there anymore. The majority of offenders I see are what I call “Ed Hardy moms”: women in their 40’s trying to look like their similarly-dressed 22-year-old daughters… fake tans, bleached-out “skunk hair” (that ugly reverse mullet trend you see on Kate whatsherface on Jon & Kate), acrylic nails, and of course, enough bling-encrusted Ed Hardy shit to dress the entire cast of VH1 (not like they wear clothes anyway, right?). They wear it to look “edgy” but mostly to flaunt their money. Proof positive that wealth does not equal class.
on June 2, 2009 at 11:47 am Martha H

My boyfriend and I were discussing our hatred of Ed Hardy shirts just days ago!
on June 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm Basil

The last person I saw who wore an Ed Hardy shirt was Hulk Hogan on his show Hogan Knows Best, and he fits the type that “Hannah” talks about except of course Hulk is a dude. Living in Canada, I don’t see too many Ed Hardy shirts, but most of the other “Stuff” applies to Canadians (probably because the author has lived in Toronto and BC).
on June 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm Mitchell

I don’t like Ed Hardy, or any of the skulls/dragons t-shirts. I’m more into peace and love sorta stuff, like Beetnik Aesthetics (www.dropthebeet.com). Really cool clothing company, but I don’t think they sell anything in retail stores.

Mitchell
on June 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm danny

frikkin genius
on June 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm aaron

we live in a crazy world
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on June 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm joyful weddings and evnets

Oh, how I hate Ed Hardy! This made me bust out loud laughing. My nieces think it’s cool. I don’t hate them, but I hate their purses. My mom bought a pair of Ed Hardy sandals. I told her she absolutely could not wear them. Ever.
on June 4, 2009 at 12:56 pm kimster

I resent the UFC reference. But, otherwise, a spot-on appraisal of the EH phenom.
on June 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm Katie

This is fucking stupid.. I am white and I think Ed Hardy is a kewl brand! I also fucking love the perfume! It’s great.. You need to take this stupid ass racist shit off the fucking web! You motherfuckers! Fuck you. No one gives a rats ass what you think and there is no such thing as pure white. Everyone has been mixing with everyone nowadays so you can shut your fucking face! We’re all mutts!
on June 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm Katie is a moron

SHUT UP YOU DUMBASS BITCH. ED HARDY SUCKS LIKE YOU DO.
on June 5, 2009 at 4:01 am Georg

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ed Hardy is by far the worst brand in the world – u douchebag! 🙂
on June 5, 2009 at 8:23 am Farhan

Erik, local country favorite in Oklahoma, loves Ed Hardy. We shouldn’t knock it…and he is white.

-A fan
on June 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm 0wned

All credibility lost with use of “kewl.” You suck, and so does Ed.
on June 5, 2009 at 1:49 pm Miss M

What’s funny about this is that most people I see wearing this shit ARE white. Perhaps the “white people” classificaiton needs to broken down a bit.
on June 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm Edgar

ya most of these douchebags wear ed hardy just to show that they can afford a 70 dollar shirt. who the fuck cares? were all wearing clothes and if you really have a real personality no one will remember you for what you wear.
on June 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm Hip Hop Fan

Looks really fantastic clothing really my favorite style. Can I find it somewhere here in Greece where i live?
on June 5, 2009 at 4:46 pm Meg

Hm, I saw a pair of Ed Hardy shoes once that I liked, but of course they were about $80 so I thought the hell with that. I’ll buy a pair of plain white sneakers and draw my own goddamn mermaids on them.
on June 6, 2009 at 10:22 pm Fratastic

Ed Hardy is a complete joke. It reaks of hair-gel, steroids, flat-billed lids, Axe body spray and roofies, aka GDI douchebaggery.

Why spend $80+ on a tacky, middle-class wannabe shirt when you can spend the same amount on a nice polo from Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines or Brooks Brothers?

And I’m not disparaging against the middle class, either; I just want to make that clear. But when you buy something as trashy as Ed Hardy or Affliction, you are:

A) Dressing like a high schooler who wants to fit in
B) Screaming to the world that you are “new money” (though I hate to use that word).

MTV is slowly turning this country into a bunch of spray-tanned, roid-injecting, hair-gelled douches.
on June 7, 2009 at 7:06 am JoeTitty

Ed Hardy as a person is/was an amazing tattoo artist. He was revolutionary, the same way sailor jerry was. The thing that really gets me is all the assholes that wear the clothing but really have no idea about Ed Hardy the artist. Most of these chodes dont even have a single tattoo on their body. On another note, at the night club i work at we rate the douchebaggery of the night on a scale of affliction to ed hardy. lol.
on June 7, 2009 at 8:29 am Chris Breeden

I thought everyone hated Ed Hardy clothing.
on June 7, 2009 at 9:09 am francis

took the words right out of my mouth
on June 7, 2009 at 9:10 am francis

Ed Hardy is a douche. You are IGNORANT
on June 8, 2009 at 7:49 am tapout != ed hardy

what’s worse: feminism or people that don’t know what they’re talking about…now that’s a toughie
on June 8, 2009 at 8:10 am tapout != ed hardy

what is a skinny fat guy? anyway, you seem to miss the point of tapout shirts, which is to show that you’re a fan. i guess by your logic, nba, mlb, and nfl shouldn’t sell to 90 percent of their current target market. (perhaps that is why you are not part of the management at these organizations).
on June 8, 2009 at 9:01 am tapout != ed hardy

good job. hate this brand because everyone on this site told you to.

i don’t like the e.h. brand, but i also don’t feel the need to bash everyone that does like it. you guys think you’re so much better than e.h. fans that are douches because they just blindly follow their peers into ugly trends. you all drop to an even lower level by blindly following your peers into mocking and hating people based on their fashion tastes. but you are all sooo smart; i’m sure you all realized that already though right?

this is more ironic than a forklift lifting a crate of forks.
on June 8, 2009 at 9:02 am tapout != ed hardy

i don’t like the e.h. brand, but i also don’t feel the need to bash everyone that does like it. you guys think you’re so much better than e.h. fans that are douches because they just blindly follow their peers into ugly trends. you all drop to an even lower level by blindly following your peers into mocking and hating people based on their fashion tastes. but you are all sooo smart; i’m sure you all realized that already though right?

this is more ironic than a forklift lifting a crate of forks.
on June 8, 2009 at 9:21 am Pierre

i’m not getting a reading on my irony meter on the forklift lifiting forks, but maybe you used that as sarcasm?
on June 8, 2009 at 11:17 am what the

I’d never heard of this brand before I read this. Maybe I’ll end up hating it now since I’m white and all that. We’ll see.
on June 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm sophie

yeah, be all self-righteous about your love of ed hardy. thats exactly what this site is all about.
on June 9, 2009 at 8:57 am Bleecker

I agree with Buddy Love, I do think it’s funny when a “designer” can get close to $100 for a tee-shirt.

But I think the web site got it wrong when they said that white people don’t like Ed Hardy? Have you ever seen the show Rock of Love on Vh1? All those skanks, including the white ones, wear Ed Hardy.
on June 9, 2009 at 9:01 am Bleecker

“The only thing worse than wearing an ugly t-shirt is wearing an ugly t-shirt that everyone else is wearing.” SERIOUSLY! AMEN!
on June 9, 2009 at 9:02 am Myeh...

The reason I dislike Ed Hardy clothes (and everything else, because seriously, the designs are everywhere.) is because a good part of their designs were stolen. Some from the company TattooJohnny.com that I did some side work for a long time ago. One of the guys that worked for the company jacked the designs off the website, and told the company that they were his own. Or something similar, I can’t get into the details.

But really, if you’re going to do designs on shirts, don’t steal them from other tattoo artists.

Also, it’s kind of annoying for people that have tons of tattoos to see some idiot walking around with tattoo designs on their shirt and thinking they’re the shit.
on June 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm Mark

This article is about a year late and a bedazzled Ed Hardy T short.
on June 9, 2009 at 4:11 pm Ron

The only reason that you are commenting abou Ed Hardy T-shirts is so you can tune your google ads to make some extra click-through dough. Same for the previous post on Bob Marley…so transparent. You are not longer white; you have evolved to translucent.
on June 10, 2009 at 10:23 am liz

Who but white people wear Ed Hardy????
on June 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm spike13

Duh – to the person who said the designs are stolen – Ed Hardy is incredibly famous in the tattoo for several decades. He almost single handedly archived the history of the art form long before it was cool to do so. More than likely the designs you mentioned were stolen from him since he’s produced a great many tattoo books over the years.
on June 11, 2009 at 12:54 am lita

OMG i’m white!
on June 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm Rick

These comments are crazy. Tatoos are cool?!?!?! I always thought of them as a way to identify low-class people. These ed henry shirts look to me like clothes for low-riders.
on June 11, 2009 at 5:46 pm Lillian

i know 80$ for a t-shirt is too little for a vintage-whore white person. paying 200$ for an already-washed out plain white tee designed by the olsen twins makes much more sense.
on June 11, 2009 at 9:29 pm francis

you may be the only sane person on this site. This is the most logical post i have seen… and i’m not kidding
on June 11, 2009 at 9:31 pm Kewl Katie

Kewl is not a cool word, and E.H. sucks.
on June 12, 2009 at 10:33 am Tom

I am a white person and I only pay $10-15 for my t-shirts. Not sure what Lillian is talking about.
on June 12, 2009 at 6:14 pm Pierre

ed hardy shirts are the epitome of douchebaggery
on June 12, 2009 at 7:54 pm Napoleon

I guarantee that 90 percent of those who wear this shit wouldn’t do so if it wasn’t in style. This just goes to show how weak most people’s self confidence is when they have to wear something they like only when EVERYONE ELSE wears it. Pussies…
on June 12, 2009 at 8:07 pm Napoleon

E.H. sucks because 10 years from now no one but YOU will remember this commercial garbage.
on June 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm fkdupdad

That is true…

http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
on June 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm Darryl

I see lots of white people wearing that contrived Rock n’ Roll clothing. The same people who wear that Von Dutch crap. So what the hell you talking about? T
on June 13, 2009 at 8:43 am philly joy

You need to change that photo… thea’s 2 hispanic guys. Usually I see Ed Hardy worn by white people.
on June 14, 2009 at 5:36 am Gino

You haters are just mad cause you can’t afford it!

Long live the trendy and financially irresponsible………
on June 14, 2009 at 11:09 am divalcious

oh i can afford it. i just think it’s cheesy to wear something so many people own. it’s ESPECIALLY cheesy to wear something that i see a lot of 65 yr. olds wearing now. eek!
on June 15, 2009 at 2:07 am mariah

that is hilarious. i really like it.
on June 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm fisheggs

So that must be why Kate is having trouble with Ed Hardy wearing Jon.
on June 16, 2009 at 5:35 am Brent

Remember when you could only buy Ed Hardy at county fairs? Those were the good old days.

WT: “Hey I need a real special shirt made up for ma wife! Since I slept with her sister I’ve been tryin hard to make it up to her.”

ED: “Ok, ok, Im seeing a heart…. lightning… a flaming skull… and some barbed wires and roses!”

WT: “That sounds beautiful! Ed youve done it again!”

http://defiantconformity.blogspot.com
on June 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm Lulu

Is it bad that I’ve never heard of these things?
on June 16, 2009 at 2:47 pm jennifer

i doubt white trash could wear ed hardy you obviously dont know nothing about ed hardy because it is expensive so doubt that one
on June 16, 2009 at 3:32 pm fkdupdad

That is so funny…

http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
on June 17, 2009 at 8:37 am Mel

This is so true and halirous!
on June 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm M.M.

Clander must have heard about the “hot chicks with douchebags” website. Plenty of Ed Hardy there. http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
on June 18, 2009 at 8:38 pm stblack

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on June 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm mylosh

these pants are seriously hot and only $80 too

http://www.thedesignerdiscount.com/Ed-Hardy-Ladies-Bottoms-_p_207-2219.html
on June 19, 2009 at 11:31 pm Leah

I do hate Ed Hardy! Good God, I’m white!
on June 21, 2009 at 7:10 pm reverend chuck

OK… To make one thing perfectly clear: i’m white and i like Ed Hardy. The tattoo artist that has revolutionized how tattoo artwork is made.

On the other hand, the licensed clothing line that Christian Whateverthefuckhislastnameis is absolute bullshit. Along with the air fresheners, shot glasses, calenders, clocks, condoms, jewelry, hats, toilet paper, and asparagus with his logos on it.

But this is the reason that Mr. Hardy threatened the designer to a large settlement court case to take his name off this kitsch crap that is being peddled for small fortunes to douchebags with too much money.
on June 22, 2009 at 7:22 am luckyme09

if white people hate ed harvey clothes then who wears them? hopefully it’s not black or asian or hispanic people because they would be promoting someone that was a serious super racist. sad huh?
on June 22, 2009 at 8:29 am JayGee

Majority of the Ed Hardy clothing I see people wearing is worn by Black females and european males. For some reason it is acceptable to wear it to a club and not ok for me to wear a jersey?? But thats a whole different topic.
on June 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm kris

4 words

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on June 23, 2009 at 9:08 am wow

im white and i must agree haha the whole ed hardy thing is kinda fruity to me
on June 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm itsme123

yeah it is kinda furity but mostly worn by d-bags
on June 24, 2009 at 12:58 am Scuba

There are cells all over South Africa as well…
on June 24, 2009 at 1:29 am starberry

i’m sorry but these clothes, along with that other “mixed martial arts” crap (which has nothing to do with the actual sport) is proof that style has never been shittier than it is now.
on June 24, 2009 at 9:17 am Mouse

I like the design on Ed Hardy shirts, because I like tattoos, but I think the huge “ED HARDY DESIGNS” on it is kinda dumb. You dont need a big huge label to know brand name.
on June 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm katywants

Never once have I known a guy who wears Ed Hardy who wasn’t a total douche. I already didn’t like the clothes…..it’s like, “Hi. I spent $170 on a t-shirt cause it shows how rebellious I am. Doesn’t it look like a tat?…..ooooo, dude, let’s really be ostentacious: sprinkle some glitter in my hair….”

Ugh. Also, people who wear Ed Hardy KNOW, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they’re looking gooood…….self-righteous dbags………
on June 25, 2009 at 8:23 pm kailey

wat the hell im white and i couldnt disagree more i for one love ed hardy and wat the hell most of this stuff on this site is bogus cuz i disagree with almost all of it.
on June 26, 2009 at 12:47 am Bo

Ed Hardy is shitty for many reasons. First, and foremost, it isn’t actualy traditional tattoo designs. They’re cheap and generic as hell and people should do their research on traditional work and know that they’ll find a hell of a lot better than this shit. Second, as someone else previously posted, this “clothing company” is way more fuckin’ expensive than it should be. People wear this stuff to basically say, “I really didn’t need to spend $160+ on a t-shirt, but I’m an asshole with enough money(or a pussy with parents that have enough money) to buy a shirt as a public status eye sore.” A good 99.9% of the dudes and women that wear Ed Hardy are either douche bag, faggot bros or tanned, whore bag sluts. This isn’t even something that just white people hate. Everyone that doesn’t wear Ed Hardy hates it and the population that buys this shit.
on June 26, 2009 at 2:17 pm mark

thats because you are from jersey
on June 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm p9t9r

Ed Hardy is very fruity…..

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on June 28, 2009 at 7:11 am stblack

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on June 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm Maggie

I’m white and I loathe Ed Hardy. It’s not because I’m white though. It’s because I have taste.
on June 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm A Girl

Honestly, I don’t think the clothes look bad at all. And YES i’m white. But they are way overpriced and i wouldn’t waste my money on it. They look more like they belong on the shelves at Kohl’s. 🙂
But anyways, I just bought some tops from Wet Seal that have an all-over tattoo design, but i didn’t pay more than $20 for each top.
Also, I happen to love Skin Industries clothing line for the simple fact that they have neat designs go over the shoulders and onto the backs of the shirts.
I think you are generalizing white people wayyy too much lol.
on June 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm Travis

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on June 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm Dubbs

I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.

Ed Hardy is everything that is wrong with this world.

Douche.
on June 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm A Boy

Do ya think!? The blog is called “Stuff White People Like” – clever of you to point out that they’re generalizing…

Your comment = FAIL

As your average white guy I have absolutely no taste or style and I’m smart enough to recognize that.

As for Ed Hardy – he can go eff himself, or get effed in a UFC cage by Rampage whoever-the-eff…

He should stop making clothing I don’t understand!!! I used to be cool!? What happened to the 90’s when I could just cover myself in anything regardless of size, color, or cleanliness? How did we get laid back then? If reproduction was based on fashion, white people would have died out long ago….
on June 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm A Boy

Do ya think!? The blog is called “Stuff White People Like” – clever of you to point out that they’re generalizing…

Your comment = FAIL
on June 30, 2009 at 7:21 pm fink

Hmm, I agree with the doucheness of the Ed Hardy shirts. However, they are an easy targert , and its usually white people wearing them. or guidos.
on July 1, 2009 at 11:04 am jarod

joking or not joking you must have ed hardy fcukin gloves on when u decided to type that ridiculous comment
douche(hrhkat)!!!!!!!!
on July 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm Mike

Are you a slut? I bet you’re a slut. Sluts LOVE Skin Industries gear. lol
on July 2, 2009 at 6:37 pm puma

fink, you’re 100% right. It’s generally guidos and other white people that I see wearing Ed Hardy shirts, and it just screams “douchebag”. I actually don’t mind it as much when I see someone like Dennis Rodman wearing one.
on July 3, 2009 at 11:05 am Cat

I don’t mean to sound…I don’t know the word for it, pretentious? But there was actually a time when Ed Hardy was a lesser known clothing line. It was completely different than other brands, and had a cool, vintage style to it (YES, I like vintage, sue me). It used to be different than it is now – not all his stuff looked the same, or had the identical “generic tattoo in the middle of the shirt” format. I know this because I wore Ed Hardy the year before it hit the mainstream and became a “lifestyle” brand.

I don’t like the direction the EH line has taken, though, because now all his stuff looks the same and has an appearance of douchebaggery that wasn’t there before. I still have one of my older EH shirts that I enjoy wearing, not because it’s in style, but because I like its design and it actually looks good on me.
on July 3, 2009 at 11:32 am Jessica

You’re so white.
on July 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm William Murderface

Uhm, just wanted to point out that Ed Hardy clothing is shit because of the poor quality and extremely ugly design. And it’s so goddamn expensive.

Paying 200€ for a t-shirt with inferior quality to a 2€ t-shirt is just plain madness.

That is why people hate other people wearing Ed Hardy crap.
on July 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm Cat

So what, I enjoy vintage. Doesn’t make me a white elitist lol.
on July 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm Brendan

Oh, I say! What are you bringing to Pebble Beach this year? The Alfa 8C 2900B? Perhaps the Voisin? 80 bucks for a t-shirt is more than expensive-it’s brain-dead. You obviously don’t have any hobbies to spend money on since you’re so into primping your pussy-ass.
on July 5, 2009 at 8:51 am TenorMadness

#128 Getting defensive about “Things White People Like”.

White people LOVE that.
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on July 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm colin

never heard of ed hardy before this. looks stupid. i think white people may actually just be oblivious to this stuff ‘n that the program’s reaching into obscurity. ah well.
on July 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm Beg-a-thon begins

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I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on clothing that doesn’t say Ed Hardy on it.

Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)

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on July 8, 2009 at 9:50 am Jonathan

Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.

Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:

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on July 8, 2009 at 11:44 am thelogicalsmoker

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on July 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm white girl.

lmfao!!! soo true on the ed hardy mom reference.

its hysterical when they are doin their grocery shopping wearing this shite along with perhaps baby phat jeans, a tacky guess bag….

label whores they are!!

sooo lame. wealth definitely does not equal class.
on July 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm white girl.

i can’t stand these UFC wannabees.

serious douchebaggery.
on July 9, 2009 at 3:04 pm white girl.

ughh being italian i hate the guido reference.

its sooo embarassing!!!

i cringe when i see them. along with the chains .. wayyy too much D&G cologne… fresh from the tanning bed.. aldo shoe wearing douches!!
on July 10, 2009 at 5:54 am waltsense

This is true. If your blown up on steriods, 6’4 and like to roll your neck, then you can wear Ed Hardy. Or – if you literally have a badass motorcycle and look the part – then go ahead. (not sure if real Harleys be caught dead in it?).

But this look has indeed taken over the whigger look and its bad. atleast hip-hop is cool.
on July 10, 2009 at 8:09 am Beat Making

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on July 10, 2009 at 8:30 am Dan

Ed Hardy is far from obscure; it’s just really popular with the kind of white people who, as Lander said, “throw UFC parties,” i.e., people who don’t read this blog. Likewise, people who read this blog might be unfamiliar with Ed Hardy. But, as a white person familiar with the brand, I can tell you that Ed Hardy is horrible, horrible clothing.

I’m thinking the brand also might just be a regional thing, like in major cities and the surrounding areas…if you’re from a rural area, you might have dodged this bedazzled bullet.

That, or you’re just so white that your very white brain, in its hatred of Ed Hardy, destroyed its knowledge of the brand.
on July 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm b

I thought white people loved Ed Hardy, because it is usually a majorityof them that parade around in it. Hmm
on July 10, 2009 at 8:14 pm T$

No. Black People wear it. And they dont even know who he is. I think that if they knew who Ed Hardy was, that they would never wear the stuff. Those cloths are just bought because they are over priced. Therefore they must be good.
on July 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm t

As much as those people seem to be white, they are actually Armenian. If they look pissed off, like they’re going to rape you, and covered in hair then you know what you’re looking at.
on July 12, 2009 at 8:33 pm whiteperson

those would be the wrong type of white people…
on July 13, 2009 at 1:31 am Patrick Fields

Who the F__K is Ed Hardy?

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on July 13, 2009 at 5:09 am scifivulture

LOL..LOL..Hip Hop is cool?!!!!
Kids running around with their pants around there knee’s, showing their underwear with a doo rag on, with some cheap piece of heat under their coat, cause that’s what da ress of da gansta’s do?..Cool?!!!!
on July 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm J'adoreLeFoot

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Ed Hardy
on July 14, 2009 at 10:35 am stblack

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on July 14, 2009 at 11:23 am oldirty

Actually, scifivulture, you are describing a phenomenon entitled RAP or HIP-POP. A true hip-hop enthusiast would be much less likely to be seen wearing those types of garments and would also be much less likely to have a concealed weapon. Although… Guns are pretty fun…
on July 14, 2009 at 11:29 am Thomas

SO TRUE!! I hate people who wear Ed Hardy! Only old white guys(who work out way to much) who want to look “young” and at the same time show they have money, or stupid minorities who think that if they buy a 100 dollar shirt, they are cool and rich too, wear that shit. NO ONE should wear Ed Hardy!
on July 14, 2009 at 11:32 am Thomas

Absolutely correct!
on July 14, 2009 at 11:50 am Zach

Ed Hardy looks like the work of someone who just got photo shop and got a fantasy book and rendered some stuff out and put it on a shirt. Clothes are not supposed to look like an anime or a tapestry.
on July 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm what?

ed hardy was a notorious racist. “why should i not hate his gaudy clothing?” is the question.
on July 15, 2009 at 3:48 am thelogicalsmoker

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on July 16, 2009 at 3:57 am Ryan

Your site is racist as fuck!! ima start a blog what black people like!! dumb motherfucker
on July 16, 2009 at 4:09 am Hello

Thank you!!
on July 16, 2009 at 8:31 am .

the guy who writes this is white you idiot!
on July 16, 2009 at 8:50 am Doodle

There already is a blog about what black ppl like…. sorry to disappoint, you sad angry person who doesnt doesnt understand the difference between commentary on what a group of ppl have in common and actual racism….
on July 16, 2009 at 10:40 am BSD

Yeah, it’s pretty big here in Vancouver (among ‘roid-raging morons), which is where one or both of the creators of this site are from, I think.
on July 16, 2009 at 10:42 am BSD

You can probably thank Christian Audigier for ruining Ed Hardy for you. I think he does all/most of the crappy flash-tattoo inspired stuff.
on July 16, 2009 at 10:46 am BSD

You probably also love UFC (or hang out with guys that do). That makes you the WRONG kind of white person… or even the wrong kind of person in general.

Please don’t reproduce.
on July 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm luke

take it easy ryan, its supposed to be funny. who are they being racist against anyway? people are so quick to throw race in to everything. go wear some ed hardy why dont ya?
on July 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm Angie

I don’t understand since when it is a black or white thing on what clothes we where sorry that I don’t think this is funny, cause 1. I am not racist, 2. I wear ed hardy, and also have alot of his purses, and 3. I also wear baby phat, roca wear, G-unit, south pole, and ecko red, so I guess that makes me black, sorry honey, I am very white and like I said it doesn’t matter what race you are its a free country, we will all wear what we like
on July 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm anna

Actually, I noticed Ed Hardy t shirts being worn by a certain kind of kid in Austria. Begin Austria, the kids were all white, and they were all kind of boring 15 year olds who liked to party all the time. So it’s hard for me to distinguish them from the other 15 year olds there who like to party all the time except by their Ed Hardy shirts. They seemed to only congregate with each other though, which is why I say “certain kind”. I’m not sure why else they did that though.

So…maybe the dislike is more American thing? And not racist. But, still a generalization. It doesn’t bother me, because most of this stuff is so dead on it’s hilarious. Have fun, live happily.
on July 17, 2009 at 3:30 am Pan

First, its ‘wear’. We wear clothing.

Second, fashion has always been directly connected with cultural associations, always. (e.g. if a black person wears a confederate flag there is a sense of defiant aggression and if a white person does it they are proclaiming that they are white trash.)

I’m not saying you suck at being white as a whole but there is a cultural root you are attempting to harness when you wear certain clothing items.
on July 17, 2009 at 6:01 am Raj

Yeh, shit. People like you are the reason they make Ed Hardy jokes…
on July 17, 2009 at 6:20 am ph

how is it that ppl get offended by this shit, its meant to be funny

fucking idiots

oh and ed hardy is only worn by tools
on July 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm rachel

let me guess you also love apple martinis, white jeans, miami, and you have a pretty layer of muffin top.
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on July 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm Chas Underwood III

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on July 20, 2009 at 2:18 am The Other Guy

I’ve found this to be true with most “slapdash” clothing designs, especially the MMA-themed ones. It’s not particularly a “white” thing, but rather indicative of Entry #101 (Being Offended), as the majority of the wearers are of the confrontational type and will take every opportunity to make a scene, as they feel empowered by the cotton/poly blend.

I suppose that the proper retort to a threat made individual wearing such thread would be, “Hey! Isn’t that Randy Couture over there?!” and quickly placing them in a choke hold and repeating “Old Navy” or “Abercrombie” several times in their ear before they lose consciousness.
on July 20, 2009 at 9:25 am Sarah Smith

I live in Michigan and most of my “white” friends and I love Ed Hardy. I guess your perspective is from a different part of the country because I’ve never heard anyone who runs in my circle to diss these threads.
on July 20, 2009 at 12:54 pm Danni

then you have to wonder if it’s your group that people bash. I live in Las Vegas where Douche Bags in Ed Hardy Tshirts come to show their machoness and a hole ness. And yes they are going to see that UFC fight (since they fight here)
on July 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm mitch

You just called clothes “threads”. I think that correlates well with why you like Ed Hardy.
on July 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm Ryan

I live in Michigan, and I live on the rich side of the state. Ed Hardy is retarded as fuck. Buy some Lacoste or get the fuck out.
on July 20, 2009 at 6:08 pm p9t9r

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on July 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm bd

LOL. Sorry, I found your comment to be oh so very true.
on July 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm Lindsay

The fact that Jon Gosselin is an avid wearer of the brand, I hate it even more.
on July 20, 2009 at 10:38 pm Amrita

You shouldn’t be commenting, Lindsay

You look like you like it
on July 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm Amrita

Primitive tattoo designs that look like they’ve been puked on ?

You n friends got Style
on July 20, 2009 at 11:30 pm bollywoodbarbie

1991 called and they want their bedazzler back, bad. so bad, in fact that they’ve asked early 90’s LL Cool J to call up Christian Audgier and ask for it himself.

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on July 21, 2009 at 12:00 am Heather

Wow is all I have to say. Some of these comments are so weird and do not make any sense. Ed Hardy is just another over-priced clothing line that blew up and probably will fade soon. That is my opinion and everyone is entitled to their own. This is supposed to be FUNNY though and not taking so serious, so everyone just relax with the racist crap…and like the person said a few days ago..the author is White people. To the person talking about Austria and something about people not liking it because it is an American thing…1st of all we didn’t understand your lame comment… 2nd Stop being hateful and jealous of us…we are always bailing other countries out and saving their asses so it is about DAMN time you all start showing some gratitude. Ok off topic sorry anyways whether you like Ed Hardy or not, this article was funny.
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on July 21, 2009 at 5:40 am asdf

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on July 21, 2009 at 6:10 am Gabi

Stuff white people like: going overseas and blending with more “tanned” people. Something they wouldn’t do in their own countries so they travel away to be able to do it…
on July 21, 2009 at 10:06 am King Gonad

(Don) Ed Hardy is a tattoo artist whose name is used to sell clothes (can you say Von Douche… I mean Dutch?) They started off decent enough with simple designs, but got over-saturated & are now popping up everywhere like Starbucks.
on July 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm Doctorate Upholder

White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…

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on July 22, 2009 at 10:45 am olivia

i’ve only ever seen white people wear ed hardy
on July 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm Laura

Ummm…I’m a white girl so is it alright if I check out this site? It’s frickin’ hilarious.

Is “frickin'” a white people word?
on July 23, 2009 at 3:56 am Doctorate Upholder

White people certainly do not like Fred from Youtube, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it

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on July 23, 2009 at 1:48 pm Claudia

But they’re the wrong kind of white people!
on July 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm Calculus student

I saw two guys wearing Ed Hardy shirts today in my calc class, and I could barely contain my urge to rip them off and burn them.
on July 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm anon

A white person writes this site, jsyk.
on July 23, 2009 at 8:06 pm lilseezie

To respond to a couple of earlier comments, other ethnicities certainly love Ed Hardy too, but white morons make up the largest percentage of the brand’s wearers.

And is it just me, or does this post remind you of a few people:

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on July 24, 2009 at 12:51 am Malik Winslow

Um…white people are DEFINITELY Ed Hardy’s biggest patrons…when I think of Ed Hardy I think of tall white douchebags with beer bellies wearing faded bootleg True Religions (at least a size too small) and fleur-de-lis belt buckles (with the front of their shirts tucked in), necklaces with knives and guns on them, pointy side zip Aldo boots and trucker hats. If it’s chilly out, add a tacky pinstripe blazer with some form of superfluous detailing and a fedora. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a non-white person wearing Ed Hardy, come to think of it.
on July 24, 2009 at 4:32 am Doctorate Upholder

White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls them out on it…

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on July 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm Doctorate Upholder

Abraham Lincoln goes clubbing…
on July 25, 2009 at 8:15 am WHITE PRIDE

im white and i dont wear it… one day youll grow into your head MAYBE and realise that all people in a single culture arent the same… faggot… hope i fucking meet you so i can crush your fucking face into a curb
on July 25, 2009 at 8:16 am WHITE PRIDE

you do calculus, and youre on this site which says WHITE people have no lives? fuckin racist DUMB SHIT
on July 25, 2009 at 8:18 am WHITE PRIDE

who gives a fuck? whats your fucken problem with white people anyway you pathetic pieces of shit
on July 25, 2009 at 8:26 am Bean

I love this stuff.

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on July 25, 2009 at 8:27 am Brewer

You do know that this blog is operated by white people right? Or, are you just too stupid to see the humor in it? I’m going with the latter, with a screen name like “White Pride,” it is apparent that your level of intellect is non-existent.
on July 25, 2009 at 7:19 pm Doctorate Upholder

White people certainly don’t like Carlos Mencia, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…

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on July 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm Josh

Satire is usually lost on the ignorant.

Shit, did I say usually? I meant always.
on July 27, 2009 at 12:28 pm Josh

Is this a case study?
on July 28, 2009 at 10:14 pm Knocknock

….Seriously? This entire website is a joke. Obviously you missed the memo, but white people love laughing at unenlightened folk like yourself even more than they hate Ed Hardy.

Trust me, I’m white.
on July 29, 2009 at 1:59 am Reasonable

This website is going downhill. The comments arn’t witty anymore and its just fishing for jokes. This entry exemplifies the downfall of Stuffwhitepeoplelike, its a completely reasonable thing for white people to dislike, and no reason is given for why its so wrong.
on July 29, 2009 at 8:38 pm Manuel Hung

Ed Hardy is the whitest of white bread clothes. Its the de rigueur uniform of white Douchebags and a great deal of douchebaggery is committed while wearing ed hardy t-shirts.
on July 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm AShton

I actually like ed hardy shoes.
I’m white.
So…
on July 31, 2009 at 7:19 am Peter

It doesn’t say anywhere that it’s wrong. But it gives a really funny analysis of the way white people view the world. White people are excellent at defining themselves by distaste of other people. And if hating people who wear Ed Hardy is seen as something completely natural then it should go on the list!
on July 31, 2009 at 9:51 pm zNick

and you’re probably a douche…
on August 1, 2009 at 4:32 am Erin

…You really don’t get the nature of this blog, do you?
on August 1, 2009 at 9:32 am Drew

I HATE ED HARDY WITH A PASSION (yes I am white)
on August 1, 2009 at 11:53 am AT

I always found it especially strange, that the white folk who loathe the Ed Hardy line get quite excited (and will readily show off) their ACTUAL tattoos.
on August 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm mastermonday

what? there are thousands and thousands of black men (and women) wearing ed hardy. and pretty much every asian thinks it’s cool.
it’s not a predominantly white thing at all. i see black douches everyday. and pretty much every hawaiian male in his 20’s is a douche.
on August 2, 2009 at 1:31 am jasob

thank you guys, i thought i was the only one who didn’t like ed hardy…. the guys who wear that shit are gay and the girls can pass it off for only one reason, cause they have a pussy!!!!!!!!
on August 2, 2009 at 5:38 am Johnson

Ed Hardy shirt + a short brimmed hat + gay person jeans + hip shoes are the utimate in douche. Seriously, if you want an “old school” tattoo, quit being a pussy and get one. Fucking gay Ed Hardy.
on August 2, 2009 at 6:01 am shicorps

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Real issue worth
The disscusions on who wears what brand We tryin to figure out is it the price
The look(those who are secure in themselves) cus it seems leanin to stero-type based on the unjust reason(s) truly
By far be any hatred seems with cus be for any
Quote gay or straight guy whatever stews you hater PEOPLE WITH MONEY TO BURN
WEARS ED HARDY
CAUSE THAT SHIT NOT CHEAP OOOPS! Can’t sport that shit on short string budget you fools
Get some money and We all afford otherwise shut up punks and haters never quit
Money buys Ed Hardy losts of it too. Peace
on August 2, 2009 at 11:01 am nch09

That may have been the most unintellegent and incomprehendable thing that I have ever attempted to read. We can’t even tell if you are speaking negatively or possitively about this article. A blind person could have typed out a comment with less grammatical and spelling errors. Either way, Ed Hardy is for douche bags.
on August 2, 2009 at 11:10 am musicianator

Dear shicorps,

After reading your comment, I would have to say that I would hate you no matter what, even if you didn’t wear Ed Hardy.

Cheers,
musicianator
on August 2, 2009 at 4:32 pm Shocker

If you take the shirts for what they are, and not who is associated with wearing them, a lot of them are well designed and pretty unique. The material is made and cut for people that are in shape. And the design is for people who want to stand out. What does that add up to? The perfect douchebag bait. But then again, have you seen a fat guy in a one? They would look more even more pathetic! But just as the popularty path that Von Dutch took,(which offers their once $100+ hats, now for around $20) they have got what the aimed for which was to saturate the market of people that are considered the upper echelon. But just as fast as they have risen, they will fall. I give the company about 3 more months and you won’t find one Ed Hardy shirt in the club.
on August 3, 2009 at 1:31 pm Michael

White people with double wides to call home? The people on the photo may not fit your “Aryan” race model, but sure are Caucasians of the Mediterranean branch or better known as “Hispanic”. If it weren’t for those guys in KKK robes and your fellow German National Socialists in brown uniforms or black boots, how can the current-day urban white elite have all that money and power from? White Power alright, you’ll deal with “the white man’s burden”. Now when are you gonna share the wealth with your fellow white men? You know, the ones from the deep south who attend Evangelical Protestant churches with whiter skin, blonder eyes or reddish hair, and Scotch-Irish surnames? +
on August 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm Michael

Correction: bluer eyes! Damn, I gotta slow down typing on here. This blog entry speaks more of classism, like these guys in Ed Hardy shirts can’t have money? Oh man, I need $25 to get anything with “Ed Hardy” written all over a shirt, or ball cap. Don’t forget the former symbol of rural poverty: the ripped holes on knee cap Levi’s Jeans from 1985! +
on August 5, 2009 at 8:58 am Marc

Brilliant.
on August 5, 2009 at 11:35 am doubleplusgood

Ed Hardy boxers are actually cool… but anything else is totally douchey
on August 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm sam

if it’s so expensive then why do they sell it at sam’s club?
on August 5, 2009 at 6:28 pm sam

also white trash has little to do with money and more to do with class level
on August 5, 2009 at 6:57 pm gaston

Dude your response to shicorp…. lets just say you totally just stole my thunder. ROFL

g,
on August 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm Bravvo

Dear Shicorps, It doesn’t matter how much money you have if you speak with the intelligence of a broom.
on August 9, 2009 at 1:50 pm Wangsters

They’re the British version of wiggers. The current Wikipedia image of a Chav is hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
on August 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm Gold

Ed Hardy Shirts are a passing wave, they are indefinitly on thier way out. They swept the country just like Express 1MX button downs in the late 90’s -where you would see 400 gotti wannabes with the same superglued hair cuts- doused in obnoxious smelling cologne rolling up to the club looking like they have radiation poisoning twenty deep.

Good Bye Ed Hardy, you will not be missed.

To anybody who said anything relating to social status or class, unfortunatly there are 2 things money cannot buy- Love and Good Taste. Sorry about your luck kids.

stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, I think the writing here is brilliant- keep up the absolute amazing work.

-gold
on August 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm Logic

how sad…he’ll never know the joy of explaning something with a well thought out and concise message…
on August 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm Rick

So, by your logic, a solid-gold toilet bowl would be worthy of praise. I can’t imagine what your house and car look like. Yikes.
on August 12, 2009 at 8:44 am sheeee.

yes! i hate guys who wear ed hardy. i call them “bros”

fuck bros.
on August 12, 2009 at 8:45 am sheeee.

hahhahhahahhahahhahahhahha
i like you
on August 12, 2009 at 10:27 am Judson

Ed Hardy is the shit.
on August 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm Maddya

Hahaha.
on August 13, 2009 at 6:35 am Half White

I agree. I guess white people can not bring themselves to embrace a lil wardrobe spice. Wearing khaki cargo shorts, flip flops and a vintage t shirt from old navy, walmart, and/or gap is the perfect summer uniform for white people…why mess with it.
on August 13, 2009 at 11:47 am Nichole

Haha, Jon Gosselin.
on August 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm Kasey

i completely agree Ed Hardy is extremey tacky.
on August 15, 2009 at 1:41 pm Kateofalltrades

I don’t like hating people who wear Ed Hardy. I LOVE it.
on August 15, 2009 at 4:21 pm gypsy818

I didn’t really mind Ed Hardy until Jon Gosselin of Jon & Kate + Hate started wearing Ed Hardy shirts all. The. TIME. Now, whenever I see somebody wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, it’s like somebody wearing an acrylic wildly-patterned doubleknit sweater (like Gary Collins used to wear circa 1989) with a pair of acid-wash jeans. Or wearing any of the clothes you find at most yard sales. But I didn’t know hating it was a white thing.
on August 15, 2009 at 4:27 pm gypsy818

I think Angelina Jolie is a ghoul. I don’t think she’s attractive & she can’t act her way out of a paper bag. I think Jennifer Aniston is boring. I never saw Friends so I don’t know what all the hype is about. So *poof* with that theory.
on August 17, 2009 at 4:13 am matt

If you hadn’t put a pic up of what it was I would be clueless I’ve never seen a person wearing one. Your last line was hilarious though I haven’t seen a high five in years we just go with either a handshake or dap(though no one snaps anymore I kinda miss it).
on August 18, 2009 at 7:49 pm Misti

Ed Hardy is everything I hate about stupid people summed up on to one stupid tshirt. high five

You can’t forget ‘Tap Out’ tshirts too…
on August 19, 2009 at 11:53 am thief

You can’t forget about these new dom rebel tshirts, i think they out douche ed hardy
on August 19, 2009 at 7:48 pm silentconsort

never seen this before, looks like a cross between harley davidson fanwear and wigger clothes
on August 21, 2009 at 3:21 am Tara

Had this thought yesterday and felt badly about judging. Who knew that I was just being white! Thank you for helping me feel better about myself. Regards, Tara
on August 21, 2009 at 5:00 am Christina

White people also like shopping at Sam’s Club. Something about giant tubs of pretzel rods and fifty tubes of toothpaste really sets them off.
on August 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm Cosk

Congratulations, finally a white stereotype i can relate to. I do hate Ed Hardy more than most things. Maybe because they’re stupid 80 dollar t shirts and ive never owned a shirt that cost more than 25
on August 22, 2009 at 8:55 am Chas Underwood III

Same thing goes for people wearing TapOut and other MMA gear. I write at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and love the great ideas that you come up with to write about on your site!
on August 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm Bean

Yet another great post.

If you guys out there are looking for another humor site to read, check out http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com. It’s similar to the Onion.
on August 23, 2009 at 10:39 am Lily

HAHAHAHA I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it is just as funny!!
on August 25, 2009 at 8:52 am Andrew the Noisy

Those are the wrong kinds of white people.
on August 25, 2009 at 2:23 pm Kay

Ed Hardy has been saving me tons of money ever since my favorite bar was overrun by the d-bags that wear it. My liver thanks you Ed Hardy!
on August 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm Sideburns

Those tapout shirts are also real lame
on August 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm yo

I hhhaaaattteeee Ed Hardy Douche Bags.
on August 27, 2009 at 7:50 am My Drunk Texts

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on August 27, 2009 at 11:50 am frankie

I am not a fan of Ed Hardy clothes per se, but I have no opinion of those who actually wear it. You are wrong.
on August 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm Alex

It’s possible to spend alot of money on clothes that don’t make you look like a jr. high kid’s notebook scribbles. People consider Ed Hardy cool just because it is expensive, that’s why it’s for douches.
on August 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm The Alpha Geek

ZOMG! Ed Hardy has to be one of the worst things to happen to white people since Rush Limbaugh.

I cringe every time I see some idiotic teenager flaunting their EH threads at the local Taco Joint on my lunch break, I just want to get up and break their f*cking teeth out with a Tapatio bottle.

I can’t even go to my favorite pub anymore because it’s been overrun by a bunch of knuckle dragging thickies.
on August 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm The Alpha Geek

ROFL!

Well, apparently all of that money couldn’t buy you a cogent sentence, or punctuation, I could only vaguely understand what you were trying to say.

Money doesn’t account for taste, I have plenty of money, and I don’t wear any of those douche wrappers.

Thank you for proving the stereotype “People who wear Ed Hardy are Douche Bags”. You are a credit to the species, now please go kill yourself.
on August 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm The Alpha Geek

The point was; White people hate Ed Hardy because people who wear Ed Hardy are DOUCHES!

Not just white people wearing Ed Hardy.
on August 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm Philip

I have several old school Ed Hardy style tattoos and the reason i hate people that wear the clothes is that very few of them really know who Ed Hardy was or anything about the history of the tattoos that are on the clothes. That and very few of them have any tattoos with real meaning to them, if they have any at all. Most of them just have dumb tribal designs
on August 30, 2009 at 11:02 am sailor jerry

hahahahahahahahahahaha
on August 30, 2009 at 10:45 pm So white i got freckles

You got me -I hate this Ed Hardy crap with a passion.. The last time a fashion label pissed me off this much was Von Dutch…. I don’t even understand where this hatred comes from… I don’t want to be a predictable and conforming white girl…
on August 30, 2009 at 10:46 pm enigma

i like to drink cat urine!
on August 31, 2009 at 4:57 pm Hot Hand Luke

Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
on September 1, 2009 at 8:45 am Lizabeth

I feel as though hating Ed Hardy clothing should be something embraced by ALL races, that way we can get rid of the trend more quickly.
on September 2, 2009 at 4:41 am Salte

The only thing I hate more is douchebags walking around with fixed gear bicycles. You see alot of them here in Stockholm, Sweden.
on September 2, 2009 at 9:39 am aaron

http://www.deadhardy.com

this one is true. but white people also like to wear ed hardy so…
on September 3, 2009 at 11:22 am Ashley

Me too!
on September 4, 2009 at 6:53 pm Chris

This one is amazing, because it is one hundred percent true. If someone told me this story and complimented my shirt, we would become friends. I didn’t realize how white I was until I started reading this blog.
on September 5, 2009 at 12:33 am wat

Who the fuck is Ed Hardy?
on September 5, 2009 at 10:34 pm emily

Ed Hardy looks like Lisa Frank for douchebags.
on September 6, 2009 at 7:59 am d.a.g.

the kind of white person who likes ed hardy–who is also the kind of white person that likes tapout, affliction, MMA, UFC, and quite possibly WWE–is not the white person that the blog “Stuff White People Like” is about.
on September 7, 2009 at 8:56 am Mitch

Perfect comment.
on September 7, 2009 at 2:04 pm Golf Blog

This is so true. Ed Hardy is way overrated, and I definitely can’t stand the stupid t-shirts! Who wants a $110 t-shirt? Stupid!
on September 8, 2009 at 10:21 am deadhardy

Thanks for the shout out.
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on September 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm Huuuh

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on September 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm yope

Cool games man. thanks
on September 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm Chas Underwood III

I love having gay sex with my servants, and burning down orphanages! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com it’s a very unoriginal/unclever site. My penis is less than two inces long, and I have trouble getting it up!
on September 10, 2009 at 11:22 am Matt

come to think of it– I don’t think I’ve ever seen a white person wear Ed Hardy. But seriously, that shit is so fucking tacky–where they fuck did it come from? Definately not New York because it has this BIG ghetto fuckin’ LOGO and BRIGHT annoying colors. The kind that screams “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I’M COOL!”
on September 11, 2009 at 11:14 am Michigan Fur Coats

Yeah, those clothes look like imitation Ed Hardy but I digress, you do see an absurd number of white guys wearing the same look when you go to a bar.
on September 11, 2009 at 1:06 pm KR

John Gosselin is a DOUCHE!
on September 13, 2009 at 12:37 am Varatil

Well shit, you hit every angle of internet insult in three sentences. Five stars sir.
on September 13, 2009 at 11:32 am PickMeUp Girl

HAHAHA! Unfortunately, so true. I, being white, hate Ed Hardy shirts.

~me
[www.pickmeupgirl.com- blog about being white in harlem. and the things guys do to pick girls up]
on September 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm whistler

i guess youve never been to vancouver…. or should i say surrey
on September 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm Michael D.

why do I use so many names? I wanted to keep my beloved Micheal D. name untouched, but those nigras got to me.

Yoink
yoink
yoink

my name is soiled forever

Y-0-I-N-K!!
on September 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm Michael D

i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me

1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!

2 bes continued

😉
on September 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm ADMikey aka Michael D.

Hey Michael D.? you might want to look at the other 127 sites with your worthless name on them…

We now know who you are autism boy….LOL.+

YOINK!
on September 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm uh huh.../Chunky Redd/enigma/Michael D

i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
on September 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm Michael D

i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Whte pwr
on September 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm uh huh.../Chunky Redd/enigma/Michael D

i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr.
on September 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm Chunky Redd

i is a dum nigg wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!
on September 13, 2009 at 7:32 pm Chunky Redd

i like when mys daddy be rapin me it feel so good
on September 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm Chunky Redd

^ i’s not no y i wrote dat, may-b it cuz i is a bitch?
on September 13, 2009 at 11:56 pm Hey Michael D.

You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!

What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?

Same bigoted shit, different groups.

Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
on September 14, 2009 at 12:32 am Michael D.

i is a dum crackah wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!

dats da truf…
on September 14, 2009 at 2:07 am Michael D.

i like when mys daddy be rapin me it feel so good….rape me daddy chunky redd!!….rape me daddy chunky redd!!
on September 14, 2009 at 2:08 am Michael D.

i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad chunky redd rapes me… whitey pwr
on September 14, 2009 at 2:09 am Michael D.

^ i’s i wrote dat, cuz i is a bitch!!!!
on September 15, 2009 at 5:38 am BillDouchiest the Wild Swine

Indeed he is.

Kate may be a harpy, but he’s a colostomy bag.
on September 15, 2009 at 5:39 am BillDouchiest the Wild Swine

Why would anyone make KNOCKOFF Ed Hardy? The original is crap. That would be like making plastic dog crap.
on September 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm NotWhite-ButEdHardySUCKS

Ed Hardy = Douche-Bag Wear.

Regardless of your skin color.

Case Closed.

Next!
on September 16, 2009 at 8:44 am DA NON-WHITES

Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”

Sweet dreams sweetheart
🙂
on September 17, 2009 at 11:06 am stuff everyone likes

I think its weird that their are two non-whites in the picture for this blog.
Because everyone knows white people are the biggest consumers of ED hardy! FACT!

FACT this website is weirdly racist. It’s a bunch of white people trying to identify themselves and separate themselves as a tasteful class of people.

Not just white people like all these things, that’s why this book is ridiculous.
on September 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm Daphne

Hey, can any of you say, JON GOSSLIN???? Dude, he wears Ed Hardy like its his JOB! (maybe it is…?)

Anyway, he is DOUCHE!

d.
on September 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm makefunteam

Check out all the douche bags at http://www.makefunofmyfriends.com
on September 18, 2009 at 1:32 pm Lavender Gooms

you obviously have no sense of humor. this is strictly for fun. it is not to be taken that seriously. dickweed
on September 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

SO TRUE! hahaha I curse and spit when I see Ed Hardy stuff.
on September 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm Clander

There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!

-Chris
on September 21, 2009 at 1:50 pm The real Michael d.

Hahaha! I wrote this bullshit! I am using Clander’s name like I used so many other peoples’ names. I cannot help myself. Notice my spelling on alias? Must be the autism. My bad.

I’m just a serial identity thief.

I need Jebus.
on September 21, 2009 at 5:19 pm Chunky Redd

^I wrote this because I love spreading hate way more than anyone.

p.s. I’m a homophope!
on September 22, 2009 at 5:44 am Haruna Meino

You trying to say anything’s game for a laugh? If I say you’re a bum sucking dribbling retard am I just being humorous? Be it true or not, who cares – I’m not being serious and this is just comedy, so lighten up you ass goblin.

The other comment was right on the money – sums up the site/book to a T without being offensive, so why are you trolling?
on September 23, 2009 at 3:49 pm UNO

I can’t stand people who wear Ed Hardy it screams poser because 99.9% of the time the people, I’m sorry DOUCHE BAGS that wear Ed Hardy have no idea who he is or what he has done.

So I agree with NotWhite-ButEdHardySUCKS
Ed Hardy+Douche Bags= SUPER DOUCHES
on September 24, 2009 at 12:03 pm Josh

Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.

Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!

I recommend checking it here:

http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
on September 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm JK

How ironic you are….
on September 25, 2009 at 2:59 pm JK

Instant gauche.
on September 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm JK

I don’t hate too much on Ed Hardy. He’s made it much easier to spot the douchebags.
on September 25, 2009 at 3:06 pm JK

I thought rich white people love emulating black people.
on September 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm JK

The not-so-wrong white people will sneer at reality television in public, but will devour an overly-scripted, overly-dramatic, and sometimes historically questionable PBS documentary. Is that a possible new entry?
on September 26, 2009 at 2:48 am T.K.

I have one word to say about this post:

Amen.

– TK
on September 29, 2009 at 3:12 pm Chad

Who is Ed Hardy?
on October 1, 2009 at 9:02 pm Alyssa Myers

Exactly what I want to know!!!
on October 2, 2009 at 7:38 am Ledice'

I have an Ed Hardy shirt. I’m not white. I’m a black female and I’m not Douche Bag. The t-shirt’s that guys are wearing n this picture r not good Ed Hardy shirts.

His shirts r form fitting & look good on people have the body 2 wear them. Especially guy’s with nice bodies. Everybody can’t rock Ed Hardy.

What about the guy that designs Ed Hardy that coming out with his own line what he’s a Douche Bag 2?
on October 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm Wildrose

I actually went to the Ed Hardy website after reading this and while I can do without any shirts, there’s one extremely pretty pink handbag I want now. Curse you for doing this to me! I can’t afford it. 😦
on October 2, 2009 at 10:10 pm ally

i HATE Ed hardy it’s so overrated people just like it because it’s expensive and it’s a designer name brand there clothes aren’t even that cute.. but whatever.. i’ll never buy anything Ed hardy cause everyone wheres it!! it’s dumb!!! sorry if you like it.. but i just don’t…
on October 3, 2009 at 11:46 am Mack

I disagree…..I think white people LOVE Ed Hardy stuff. Especially those who don’t know who he is. It is just one more symbol, and subliminal expression of wealth and superiority. White folks will buy’m up like nothing, wear’m like nothin’…Causing young black folk to buy’m, steal’m, or whatever once again just to show white people they “can” too. That they are just as “good”.
Put ED up there with Designer clothing, Expensive video games, Ipods, Iphones..and all the other expensive “Stuff White People Like”.
on October 4, 2009 at 3:22 pm Erin

This is perfect. I cannot stand Ed Hardy and will admit to being “one of those people” in this entry. I admit it. I am a white person.
on October 5, 2009 at 7:26 am Bigdude

Whats funny is all I see are White people wearing these shirts, Hell the creator is white and so are half his spokesman… I can’t stand it myself But it is kinda a white guy thing
on October 5, 2009 at 7:20 pm Madmattock

oh man… I didn’t realise how white I was until I read this. I may as well bite the bullet and start watching ‘Mad Men’!!
on October 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm Red

this is so true, Ed hardy is like buying a big truck when your 5 feet tall. come on we all know what you’re doing
on October 9, 2009 at 9:38 am Jim in LA

I would like to start a charity that will gladly help provide free vasectomies and tubal ligations for wearers of Ed Hardy. And yes, I am white.
on October 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm Andrew

Ed Hardy and Affliction. Every time I go to a bar in downtown Houston, I see the same looking frosted tip, spikey hair, spray on tan, shaved armed douchebag with one of these shirts. My brother bought me one for Christmas and I can’t even bring myself to wear it, even just to mow the lawn.
on October 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm token

OMG! I LUV ED HARDY….OK I MUST ADMIT IM BLACK BUT I SEE MORE WHITE GUYS IN ED HARDY SHIRTS (A SIZE 2 SMALL) THAN ANY ONE. Y MUST DIS B A CLOHING LINE THAT WHITES HATE? BUT I CANT KNOCK IT CUZ ALOT OF BLACK PEOPLE HATE AMBERCROBIE & FITCH,AMERICAN EAGLE, AND THE GAP. IM NOT AGANIST WHITES N I HOPE I HAVENT OFFEND ANY ONE…SO PLEASE DNT VERBALLY ATTACK ME AFTER THIS COMMENT….B) NOT THAT I GIVE A DAMN BUT ED HARDY ROCKS!!!!!(ROCK&ROLL SIGN) N EVERY WHITE BOY THAT WEAR IT ROCKS N HAS GREAT TASTE EVEN IF IT IS A SIZE 2 SMALL!!
on October 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm token

!!!!!!!!*U BEN BIT BY DA HARDY BUG*!!!!!!!
on October 10, 2009 at 8:27 pm Mish

Hey I didn’t like Ed Hardy before but when I smelled that scent on my b/f it was amazing I love it now!!!
on October 11, 2009 at 12:17 am EdHardyHaters

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on October 11, 2009 at 8:37 am james julian

hey bitch fuck you, ed hardy smells like shit and if you disagre i will kill your cat
on October 12, 2009 at 10:16 am madamc

LOL. my favorite comment so far!
on October 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm adam

you do an incredibly well job at writing directly and concise. A lot of what you bring up is hard to swallow or talk about, but is laughably true. comedy brings out the best ideas. I just wanted to say something to the person writing these blog entries. why I decided to write on the Ed Hardy one isn’t significant, just random.
on October 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm Veronica

oh no! I’m white and I have a pair of Ed Hardy sneakers and I love them. How do I redeem myself in the eyes of my people? Do I say I am being ironic? Or does the fact that I bought them in he States but am wearing them in England (where I don’t think we can buy them) make them cool?
on October 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm Kofi - an african

facepalm ok?
yeah? alright then

*facepalm*
on October 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm td

Ohhhhh no. I’m assuming you’re either in middle school, realllly gay, or not white.
…and you used more than one exclamation point in a row. There should be a section about people like you on this site.
on October 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm Aneesa

Me too!
on October 18, 2009 at 10:15 am Katherine

ed hardy was originally made for gay men…..hence the rhinestones etc.
on October 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm Jenn

I have an Ed Hardy shirt that was gifted to me, and now I’m all the much happier to wear it! I really just like the tiger. I don’t keep up with trends, I wear whatever I please, no particular “style,” and most of my clothes cost less than $10.

And, if it really matters, I’m “white.” My real purpose for this comment is to express disgust (not hate) toward that “haters” Facebook site. This list that you’ve come up with is of course, not entirely accurate, like any stereotypes, but good humor.

It’s hard to believe that people really “hate” a clothing line and folks who wear a piece of clothing so strongly. Shameful, really. Get a life!
on October 20, 2009 at 8:26 am kt

an incredibly well job?
on October 20, 2009 at 8:27 am kt

oh my dear its just good fun.
on October 20, 2009 at 11:11 pm Wade

well, really and truly, most white people (at least the ones worth having a conversation with) are going to evaluate you on more than just your choice of clothing. As long as you don’t fit the Ed Hardy douche-bag dude-bro stereotype, most people aren’t going to care what shirt your decided to throw on that morning. Although, I would personally would never be caught dead in one, I not one to judge.
on October 21, 2009 at 10:16 am Corinna

Would you wear a t-shirt that had a picture of a tampon on it, if it was a gift from a friend? Would you be that much happier to wear it? What if it only cost $10? Would you buy it? Just because people don’t wear t-shirts with tampons on it don’t let them cramp your style. Don’t walk the line with the others, “think for yourself!”
on October 21, 2009 at 11:30 am DarkSock

I peed in a horse once
on October 21, 2009 at 11:33 am Jess

Your SWPL list should also include Joel McHale, and/or things Joel McHale says.
on October 21, 2009 at 11:49 am Darth Doucheous

@ Darksock -> let me guess, in the horse’s butt?
on October 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm Otter

You surely didnt intend to use the words ‘tampon’ and ‘cramp’ in the same sentence but i laughed at the possibly unintentional pun anyway.
on October 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm chuckles

Did you do it before or after he fucked you in the ass darksock?

yucka yucka yucka
on October 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm Jen

hahaha wow. this is so awesomely true.
ugh, ed hardy.
=[
on October 24, 2009 at 1:01 pm yay!

i love ed hardy !!!!!!
on October 27, 2009 at 8:33 am tara

you WOULD, miss “yay!”

You failed to mention the reason why most white people hate Ed Hardy and why it’s considered such a douche bag brand:

Jon Gosselin.
on October 27, 2009 at 10:45 am christ

is this a rascist comment ?
ho almost forgot , did the guy in a de hardy shirt died !?
on October 29, 2009 at 8:56 am Ed Hardy

I hate this t-shirt brand so much (because it’s gone past the “hardly anyone is wearing it so it’s cool stage” and entered the “Ed Hardy is on hand sanitizer now…seriously” phase where shit’s available for $1 at Walmart).

I hate it so much that I started a site that will hopefully lead to the downfall of the brand.

EnoughWithTheEdHardy.com

You’re welcome America!
on October 29, 2009 at 11:58 am Ricky

Hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like @ True/Slant:

http://trueslant.com/harmonleon/2009/10/29/a-salute-to-stuff-white-people-like/
on October 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm KSR

News flash: People hated people who wore Ed Hardy before Jon Gosselin decided to bone his wife’s plastic surgeon’s daughter. Nice try, though.
on October 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm stblack

http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com/
on October 31, 2009 at 2:54 am jonny

Good point Corinna. People who wear Ed Hardy are basically walking around with a tampon on their faces.
on November 2, 2009 at 1:37 am Los Angeles man

Just because most of you can’t afford it, doesn’t mean it sucks! Only Americans spend $10 on shirts and happy whole day that they saved one dollar! The rest of the world loves Ed Hardy, I travel a lot, and I see people wear it everywhere, I am from Italy, I have all the designer clothes, and it’s different from Ed Hardy…That’s why people buy Ed Hardy, it’s different, and from my perspective it’s very unique! Oh and I am white by the way!
on November 2, 2009 at 2:49 am David Bell

Who wants to dress like a whores tattoo
on November 2, 2009 at 5:24 am beige race

Bring on a lesson of Los Angeles/San Francisco values: how to create a society that’s genderless, gender-neutral and gender-ambiguous. LoL! I’m from Southern Cal. and know all about my state is a hot spot for gay rights and recently, more transsexual/transgender activism in state politics and culture. California is where many social trends begin, then spreads across America and throughout the world.
on November 2, 2009 at 10:25 am Andrea Misskitty

Ok i dont know if this makes a difference or not but im canadian i guess im white, i prefer peachy lol….ok i dont actually HAte ed hardy clothing but i wouldnt wear it just for the simple reason everyone else is doing it cause they think it makes them look cool. this is a trend that will ev entually peter out THANK god) but then something new will come along a nd people (the sheep anyways) will go crazy for it cause they are told its cool and itll make them cool. and the cylcle will continue to go on and on has long as there are people out there that cant think for themselves. poooor lost souls really
on November 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm Sam

For real!? I really don’t know too much about Ed Harley…. The only thing i saw was this watch I seen online, well out of the thing that i wanted that was Ed Harley… This just made me come up with a crude and possibly immoral social experiment that will most likely be put in effect tomorrow with the whites people I know… Seeing the header for this article, my first thoughts were “White people hate stuff?” and “what is Ed Harley?” I officially love this site. it has inspired me to fuck with peoples minds on a much deeper level! If and when i put these “social experiments” on youtube i’ll come back a pst the link lol! 🙂
on November 3, 2009 at 8:12 am Matt Denning

Totally wrong. Ed Hardy sucks. What the fuck is original about it? Barbed wire? Stars? Crosses? It incapsulates all the makings of a douche. If you like that shit you’re either extremely superficial or a machismo douche bag. Quite possibly both.
on November 3, 2009 at 10:06 am gilmore

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God hae mercy on your soul.
on November 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm Sam

If you thought that was bad you should meet me in person… Thanks though. It was what i was aiming for. lol
on November 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm Sam

You are the first person that has been mind-fucked! don’t try to rationalize it. I am an agent of chaos. lol
on November 4, 2009 at 12:18 am Moses

i feel like most of the people that commented on this are missing the point of the site. it’s not about white people specifically, but in general. and by that i mean hipsters. if there ever were a list for what young, white, semi-fashionable, semi-socially conscious people in America like or dislike, it is this site. the point is to satirically point out that even though you think you’re different, everyone that would get this site (and probably reads it everyday) is just like you. it’s not really about personal brands or about whether you’re white and think ed hardy is cool or not, it’s about what a certain group of white people think is cool and acceptable. and would like to discuss at parties where they can be witty with their friends.
on November 5, 2009 at 6:51 am good guy

I’m a black dude and I find this site funny as hell…i think it’s just from a white dudes point of view… go check this guy out, he’s funny as hell http://www.justjiving.com
on November 6, 2009 at 9:57 am soul brotha #1

OH NO!!!!! WHAT THE F@#K, I MUST BE A WHITE MAN IN A BLACK MANS BODY. HELLLLLP.
on November 7, 2009 at 7:59 am Cigar Reviews

This site is hilarious… cracks me up every time! It just gets better. It’s also hilarious to see how many people write and are offended. It’s a JOKE people.
on November 8, 2009 at 4:56 am omari

lool stupid people , ed hardy is only for blacks-.-? anyone can wear it but if u don t like don t wear it

dump ass people racists..
on November 9, 2009 at 2:43 pm Dan O'Brien

Hey there,
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on November 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm Mike

If nazi uniforms can’t be worn ironically, then why do I see so many people with nazi haircuts these days?
on November 10, 2009 at 8:32 am Sean

ok, I checked out that http://jusjivin.com and the dude is hilarious
on November 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm jason

Rachael Holstein

lol moron

Ed Hardy master tattoo artist in my opinion.
my work mates wifes wears all the ed hardy clothing, gives us all a laugh,she had no idea who he was.

excuse my poor grammar i left school early to be an engineer.
on November 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm 100 Girls, 100 Days

dude, ed hardy is retarded I don’t get it at all. Never have, never will
on November 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm Jay M

Ed Hardy is so tacky! They are worse than having an entire polo match played on your chest (I like the Ralph Laurens with the little polo player as it isn’t ostentatious, their classic chinos are great too) or having an oversized Lacoste crocodile. Of course since so many morons ruined Lacoste and there are so many e-bay fakes out the best bet is to buy Fred Perry (Neiman Marcus is one carrier) which seems to be the new Lacoste.
on November 11, 2009 at 10:58 pm J

Personally I like a lot of the Ed Hardy stuff….I don’t believe that wearing a a particular brand of clothing makes you cool….I also don’t believe that jumping on the bandwagon of hating something or assuming that someone who likes it is a “douchebag” makes you cool….ironically these two things are very similar, food for thought….
on November 12, 2009 at 2:09 pm Amanda

I hate Ed hardy!!!!!!
on November 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm heelspain4beauty

I ❤ Ed Hardy t-shirts. I think if you can look sexy in one you have totally proved yourself. I think they are tough to wear and pull them off. Hence the amount of haters. 🙂
on November 13, 2009 at 10:00 am Chopper

I checked out theat http://jusjivin.com site…damn, he’s funny as hell and so random, thanks Sean….y’all need to check that guy out
on November 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm Wow

You are ignorant. It is called humor.

If you seriously come on this site and think that everything that they are posting is serious, you need to get a life, LOL.
on November 17, 2009 at 1:02 pm BUCKAROO

I love people who wear ed hardy. It serves as a billboard to me to stay completely clear of the dumb asses. What kind of preverted mind would spend that kind of money on shit (cheap junk) with ed hardy printed on it?
on November 17, 2009 at 1:03 pm BUCKAROO

perverted
on November 18, 2009 at 9:57 am dontrelle

I understand this whole thing is to be funny, but this makes no sense because most people wearing Ed Hardy shit are white. uhhhhhhhhhh hmmmmmmmmmm
on November 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm Nick

Yes but these are the WRONG kind of white people so frequently mentioned in this blog.
on November 19, 2009 at 8:14 am BUCKAROO

Yea, that’s it Moses. You got it right on. Now go back to the mountain top an get some real shit.
on November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm BD

This article also pertains to Affliction as well.
on November 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm Fuckstick

“I like the Ralph Laurens with the little polo player as it isn’t ostentatious, their classic chinos are great too”

You sir are whiter than the load I just dropped on your girlfriend’s vintage, distressed Hollister cargo shorts.
on November 20, 2009 at 3:20 pm whitegirl

fail! i love ed hardy….(white ppl) please dont hate me 🙂
on November 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm hollywood

go check this guy out http://jusjivin.com…he is funny as hell…thanks chopper
on November 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm He's not that white

@Fuckstick,

He’s not that white. Check out his improper grammar for proof.
on November 23, 2009 at 8:23 am mitch

yea right! the only white people that wear ed hardy are the ones that wish they weren’t white.
on November 23, 2009 at 8:24 am mitch

the only white people that wear ed hardy are the ones that dont really want to be white hahaha
on November 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm Amie

Yeah, but they’re rednecks… Like my cousin Jake.

From what I’ve been able to work out, “Stuff White People Like” actually means “Stuff Indie/Hipster People Like”.
on November 29, 2009 at 6:30 pm wesmcl

This site clearly only refers to a certain type of white person (and a small minority group of white person at that). If you’re not from SF or Manhattan, this is probably not about your kind of white people. Rednecks, for example, are clearly non-white by this author’s standards. As are the majority of white people who voted for Hillary in the primaries and McCain in the general election.
on November 30, 2009 at 6:35 am bigcheese

I fkin hate ed hardy shit its true
on November 30, 2009 at 2:55 pm Pro

Good
on December 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm Jenn

What’s worse than people who wear Ed Hardy? People who have Ed Hardy handbags, lighters, shot glass set, and etc. to go with their clothes. Ugh..
on December 2, 2009 at 1:42 pm GRox

I thought Ed Hardy was universally hated?
on December 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm Beano

Big fan, love this site!

Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm jelly roll

this site is funny as hell…also go check out http://jusjivin.com
on December 6, 2009 at 7:13 am Chris Ronk

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.

I almost spit out my coffee over that comment. Funny as hell.
on December 7, 2009 at 3:52 pm Where can I get the Ed Hardy Stuff

Where can I get the Ed Hardy Stuff? Me wants.
on December 9, 2009 at 9:32 am uh.....

the same reason why white people still buy Hugo Boss fashion (Mr. Boss massed produced the Nazi black SS Uniforms during WWII—oh so fashionable) is the same reason they by Ed Hardy..

Fashion and style trumps everything….Gotta look good no matter what.
on December 9, 2009 at 9:48 am Ed

comple it crap out it!
on December 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm James

Me too – definitely the best line of this particular post.
on December 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm coconut

John Gosselin wears Ed Hardy. It is the epitome of douchebaggery. That is why “white people” hating it is like the pot calling the kettle black.
on December 9, 2009 at 9:41 pm Alsy

Huh? so how come I’ve seen lots of white celebs sporting Ed Hardy Gear? -only in trashy magazines (I don’t live in the USA)
on December 10, 2009 at 8:00 am Goji

I like this site!
Thank you.
on December 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm IRONHANDS

white men kung fu:
on December 10, 2009 at 9:18 pm beige race

On the Uncyclopedia site, they made a “this day of history” footnote on the Nazi party authorized the extermination of homosexuals in Germany, but over time the SS officers’ military apparel became a fashion nightmare: their boots began to clash with the uniforms. XD
on December 11, 2009 at 2:23 am Appledoo

You do realize Jon Gosselin is not white, right?
on December 11, 2009 at 5:49 pm Corina

Dude I know, that was the best part of the whole post. And yes, I’m white and I hate Ed Hardy…
on December 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm chris of australia

lol the only people who wear ed hardy are cashed up sportsmen/steroid addicts/mainstream following sheep , you’d never see it on a actor with class.
on December 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm DomG

People who hate people who wear Ed Hardy are 9 out of 10 times douche bag hipster/hippies who are obsessed with NOT liking anything everybody else does cuz they think it makes them cool.
White People DON’T hate Ed Hardy, who ever wrote this article is living either under a rock, a hippie dream world, or perhaps on the LES in NYC and probably dresses like a character from the cast of “My Name is Earl” ewwwwww
on December 12, 2009 at 5:19 am chris of australia

not only hipsters, people who stay ahead of trends arn’t necessarily hipsters they just don’t like something that everyone else is already wearing , plus the shirts are too loud its like “hey im wearing ed hardy im so cool and rich” never forget minimalism is the key to style..
on December 12, 2009 at 9:20 am boxer bruce

this site is hilarious… also check out http://jusjivin.com
on December 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm Tom Riddle

I’ve never liked Ed Hardy because I’ve never liked the idea of wearing tattoos on your clothes.
If you like it so much, get an actual tattoo.
on December 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm Chas Underwood III

Those two in the photo are the poster boys for Ed Hardy! They look ridiculous and tell each other how stylin’ they really are! That said, every demographic has its fools. For rich people it’s all about the Tartan Print Pants in a bid to look stylish but ending up looking ridiculous without even knowing it. Check out http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com or http://wp.me/px4uP-hM for a refresher on how to dress like a rich person during the holidays!
on December 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm Chas Underwood III

Thoise two look utterly ridiculous but really are the poster boys for Ed Hardy. Their convo is probably something like, “dude, love your shirt” “You hat kicks ass” “You’ll totally score” “No you will” “Let’s get hammer” “Hells yeah!”

That said, rich people have their own version of Ed Hardy…tartan print pants! Check out http://stuffrichpeoplelove.com/2009/12/09/tartan-print-pants and laugh at the way rich people think you should dress during the holidays!
on December 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm Nee Nee

Im black and I do agree. People period who wear Ed Hardy are pretty douchy. But I like his stuff. I just think that it should be worn acordingly. Don’t wear the loud ass shirt combined with the loud ass hat like the two fools in the picture lol!
on December 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm Happy pants

Or because you slap a logo on something and it immediately becomes 3 times as expensive. With that in mind I immediately think the people wearing that shit are stupid. I’m just putting one and one together.
on December 15, 2009 at 12:25 pm goldfinger

bruce thanks for the recommendation, check out http://jusjivin.com dude is hilarious
on December 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm Beano

Never fails to crack me up.

Check out this other great site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 16, 2009 at 1:48 pm Barbra Novac

I work for a small independant record label and we run a nightclub that actually has a ban on any punter wearing Ed Hardy. You won’t get through the door! I nearly died laughing when I saw this post.

Barbra

http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/2009/12/16/because-strange-things-threaten-masculinity/
on December 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm Mike

Great post! My wife and I dressed up as douche-bags for Halloween this year. We both wore Ed Hardy shirts, put a lot of product in our hair and acted like assholes!

Great site!
on December 18, 2009 at 9:06 am Erik

Man first time I run into this site and I just can’t get enough of it… a new era of enlightenment has just begun for me. I’m just laughin’ my butt off with the articles and the comments. Hi from Costa Rica… BTW this “Whitey” guy is definitely the “wrong type of white people”.
on December 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm Tina

oh god grow up! let me guess you can’t afford ed hardy so you blast it on the web. And people think white’s are racist! you should seriously think before writing crap like this. it’s just clothing, get over it.
on December 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm Alexander

Hahaha. Wow this list keeps getting better and better. Is it describing all white people or just hipsters/indies though?
on December 20, 2009 at 9:37 am Celebpsychic

White people love psychics too!!!

Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep
on December 20, 2009 at 11:46 am goldfinger

love this site, also check out http://jusjivin.com
on December 21, 2009 at 10:21 am Nina

Seriously, these shirts ARE extremely ugly.
And the people, who wear it, well…let’s not talk about that now ^_^#
on December 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm Ashley

I’m white and i kinda love ed hardy :S.. this full thing makes no sense and is just racism towards white people. Racism in any shape or form towards any race is childish.
on December 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm Derek

http://www.facebook.com/#/pages/Douche-China/Thanks-to-Ed-Hardy-I-recognize-morons-right-away/84424928269?ref=ts
on December 22, 2009 at 1:50 am Alex

Ugh, everytime I see some douche wearing those shirts I want to punch them. Regardles of race…
on December 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm jazz

im white
i love ed hardy!
my uncle is white
he has loads of stuff!

i ❤ designer stuff :L
on December 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm karel

I’m white and i love Ed Hardy! Or at least I did until Jon Gosselin started wearing it.
on December 23, 2009 at 9:04 am Jobin

Karel, Jazz and Ashley, you guys are Idiots and probably Idolize The Situation and Sookie. Suck a donk and get a clue
on December 25, 2009 at 10:48 pm Keira

I didn’t know what Ed Hardy was until I read this article, but now that I do, I hate everyone who wears Ed Hardy. Shit is tacky as hell.
on December 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm Ellen

Yeah. Men aren’t supposed to wear rhinestones on their clothes. 😛
on December 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm Ellen

This website is written by a white guy. It’s not racist, it’s social commentary (or something like that).
on December 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm Solomon

Yeah dude, its all things that are “counter culture”… Like Keep Portland Weird bumper stickers.

Portland’s not even that weird. But in the suburb of Portland, Vancouver, WA, tons of people have Keep Vancouver Normal bumper stickers.
on December 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm white person

you want tattoo-inspired artwork covering your body? get a tattoo. i promise you, asking a person wearing ed hardy what ed hardy is will get you nowhere. I know I had no clue until this new trend started, dude, bro.
on December 30, 2009 at 5:21 am kiki492001

I love the outdoors. I am married w/two kids. My family hikes, bikes, canoes, kayaks, and we camp and fish. We are a very laid back type of family who hold normal everyday jobs. Middle class. White. Our clothes are not expensive. We have the occasional nice suit, dress, pair of jeans, t-shirt. But, for the most part…our closets are not overflowing w/name brands. I own one Ed Hardy shirt and my daughter has the sneaks. I don’t think anything is wrong with the occasional piece. A Banana Republic and A&F shirt from time to time can cost just as much…no ones criticizing those people. Nothing is wrong with the person who has the occasional piece. (But, you won’t know that will you?) And, least but not last…I am informed. I researched Ed Hardy…his work, his life.
Thanks for allowing me to be heard…
37yo Married Mom of Two(w/small tribal tattoo half mooning around navel)
on December 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm Beano

Love it!

I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on December 31, 2009 at 11:41 am John D

Sorry, that one piece does make you an awful person.
on January 1, 2010 at 10:35 am Aquatseli

tramp stamp.
on January 2, 2010 at 2:46 am Tom

by owning any piece of ed hardy attire or related douche paraphernalia…you put yourself and your family at increased risk for becoming infected with the douche virus, or even showing up on a episode of jersey shore.
on January 2, 2010 at 8:22 am What up?

Funny…the website http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com is something white people like. At least the white people that can laugh at stereo types. The ones that don’t get offended as they are holding their moleskin notebook, drinking a “cup of joe”, planning their camping trip and e-mailing their friends about the newest entry at www. stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

Get over yourselves everyone… this is HILARIOUS and true…my friends and I laugh about all the stereo types we fit into….
on January 2, 2010 at 3:32 pm hannah

I hatttttteeeeee Ed hardy
on January 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm Chas Underwood III

Ed Hardy isn’t so bad if you live in a trailer park, have tattoos that cover most of your arm, or think that starting the day with a pinner is the only way to get through the next eight hours of playing xBox with your bros. This comment probably doesn’t bother you because reading is for dweebs! Oh yeah, having an AmEx would mean you were successful.

Rich people aren’t so different. Well, they also aspire to an AmEx, except that theirs is black and you have to spend over $250,000 per year to get one. Don’t believe it, check out http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com/2009/12/31/black-credit-cards

Thanks for a hilarious post!
on January 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm He pretty much is

Half, anyway.
on January 4, 2010 at 11:35 am Corey

WIN!
on January 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm jonny

Nice – LOL. You will become the dad in that retarded shows about two idiots with 8 kids.
on January 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm jonny

God bless you for saying that!! Men should own a watch, a wedding ring and a belt buckle, and no other single pair of fluff (i.e. Bling).
on January 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm jonny

God bless you my friend. “Minimalism is the key to style” is the exact opposite of the ed hardy “look’s philosophy.” Never a truer word was spoken.
on January 4, 2010 at 2:53 pm jonny

A: he’s not white. B: he’s a douche bag. C: white people can be douche bags too. D: this is about “enlightened white douche bags.” Not regular plain old douche bags who waste money on t-shirts with “tattoos” on them.
on January 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm jonny

LOL!!!
on January 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm jonny

You missed the point…”load I just dropped on your girlfriend’s vintage, distressed Hollister cargo shorts” That’s funny dude! Yeah, Jay M is a Polo wearing prankster tool. Sorry dude. You’re not white enough for the blog. You’re out.
on January 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm jonny

what’s a “nazi haircut?”
on January 4, 2010 at 3:03 pm jonny

I know who’s been mind-fucked…you were when they “taught” you how to write
on January 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm jonny

OK Los Angeles Man (I thought you were “Italian.”) If you were really from Italy you would know how to dress and have a bit more style than Ed hardy t-shirts. LA I believe.
on January 5, 2010 at 9:53 am FabulousWhiteGirl

Weird….I’m extremely white (pale skin, blue eyes, red hair), I attend an expensive private Southern university, I live in a nice apartment off campus and drive a fairly new coupe, and yet I absolutely love Ed Hardy. 🙂
on January 5, 2010 at 1:03 pm sandy

I’m not even white and I think anyone who wears ed hardy is the biggest doucebag on the planet. You’re from the south though so I don’t expect much else from you.
on January 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm pbi

ed hardy blows
on January 5, 2010 at 7:37 pm lavaster

How did you know?!
You Win!
on January 5, 2010 at 8:30 pm renard

So… You wear em ?
on January 6, 2010 at 3:29 pm slvr

then I agree with white people, because ed hardy shirts are for fucking douchebags. just as bad as hipsters with dark rimmed glasses and patchy red beards. faggot
on January 7, 2010 at 7:06 am Boho

Ed Hardy clothing is the gateway drug of fashion. Just like marajuana is to shooting up. No good can come from it.
Unfortunately, for Mr. Hardy, he trusted that a-hole Audigier, with his art. The designs are, in their original form, quite beautiful. But in the hands of the wrong oportunist, this is what you get. He should have known better after seeing the house that Von Duch (Audigiot) built.
But as they say, he can cry all the way to the bank.
on January 7, 2010 at 11:38 am clutch

you guys should visit http://jusjivin.com…funny stuff
on January 7, 2010 at 11:39 am clutch

http://jusjivin.com also gives a black perspective
on January 7, 2010 at 8:23 pm Heidi

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE I HAVE EVER SEEN WEARING ED HARDY! AAAHH I HATE THIS BLOG. THIS WHITE GUY IS MAKING SO MUCH MONEY OFF THE SUBJECT OF RACE!
A good version of this blog is
http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com/
Instead of a classist racist a-hole making fun of other classist a-hole’s it’s actually a half intelligent commentary on race and whiteness.
on January 8, 2010 at 9:00 am YupInTX

Heidi..you are wrong. Black people jumped on the Ed Hardy band wagon and have taken it ever further! They wear it head to toe and match colors. Shoes, socks, jeans, shirt, hat, accessories. Black Purple Yellow White Brown – Any race looks stupid wearing this shit!
on January 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm Katelyn

Ed Hardy is the most tragic fashion statement of the century. I always see nasty girls wearing the hats trying to look cool, but it doesn’t. Only gross people wear this crap and most of the guys are sweaty douchebags. STOP SWEATING ON ME, WE ARE NOT AT A CLUB!!!!
on January 10, 2010 at 1:21 am Kaitlyn

You’re just jealous you can’t afford it you ugly skank….hahaha
on January 11, 2010 at 11:28 am Bob

Ha, Kaitlyn just admitted she is a douchette.
on January 11, 2010 at 12:22 pm Gaele

I just think those shirts are kind of ugly. Of course, they only people I’ve ever seen wearing them are guys who really need to pull up their jeans and wear a belt.
But if a clean, neatly dressed person wants to wear one, then that’s his or her prerogative. You’ll just never see me with one.
on January 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm Tate

clutch, I checked out http://jusjivin.com it is hilarious, thanks for the recommendation
on January 11, 2010 at 4:56 pm Katelyn

I know. I can picture her now. She is very tanned from the rays of the tanning bed in her cheap salon. She has hair dyed the color of cornsilk and roots the color of ash. She perfers to wear her knockoff Ed Hardy clothes with brightly colored sweatpants. LOL
on January 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm ashli

im black and i hate people who wear Ed Hardy.
on January 12, 2010 at 7:47 pm Raymond

Hey Katelyn, are you to be on the next jersey shore? i can see you getting punched in the face already….
on January 12, 2010 at 11:04 pm charlie d

I LOVE ED HARDY HAHA THE HATERS MAKE ME LAUGH!
on January 13, 2010 at 3:29 pm Zach

@charlie d You’re retarded.
on January 15, 2010 at 5:38 am cookie

anyone with the slightest sense of color and taste will find ed hardy repulsive.
on January 15, 2010 at 8:08 am Tate

go check out http://jusjivin.com
on January 15, 2010 at 2:02 pm Beano

I literally never get sick of this web site!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on January 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm charlie d

bitch ass
on January 15, 2010 at 10:14 pm chad

Which came first the deuche bag or the t-shirt? time old question the chicken or the egg.
on January 16, 2010 at 7:16 am Adam

i have ed hardy clothes but i didnt buy em, next to pac sun’s clothes theres is suckish
on January 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm irony

And your writing an article, with a somewhat covert agenda, implicitly talking about your hatred for white people who hate Ed Hardy and express there disdain for his clothing line. It appears, that you as well, have become a practitioner of this much despised prejudice discourse.
on January 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm Erik

“Irony”: either you don’t know how to read, or how to write (you can tell even when you’re trying to use pompous vocabulary to hide it) or both, is like you did not get the article at all… do you ned glasses, do you need reading and comprehension lessons…. c’mon man you can do better than that. This happens when people give their opinion about something they don’t fully understand… shit starts coming out of their mouths…

and don’t worry Irony, it’s not just you… this can be said about many people posting comments not only here but everywhere else… about everything and anything… but thank you, if it weren’t for you Ironys of the world, we would not have much to laugh about… Cher bless freedom of speech and the internet
on January 16, 2010 at 3:26 pm Erik

It just crossed my mind that Jusjivin and Something you should Read are not that bad, but they are using “innocent” comments to advertise on a more successful website and get the attention they ca’t get on their own… but that’s cool I would probably do th same on their situation… oops I did it again 😛
on January 16, 2010 at 3:39 pm Big Bob

^says the guy who “the haters make laugh” that gets defensive about clothing preferences.
on January 17, 2010 at 8:11 am Drew

It’s because that dragon logo around the neck makes you look like a D Bag that was just released from D Block…
on January 17, 2010 at 9:42 am Aitch

wouldn’t be caught dead wearing Ed Hardy. Reminds me too much of Jon Gosselin.
on January 17, 2010 at 10:18 am Naptown

Haa! Funny as shite mon.
Bro’s wear some pretty outrageous clothing, but NEVER Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy is Crackerwear for special douche crackers.
on January 17, 2010 at 8:22 pm Big Bob

but your totally right charlie d ed hardy is the coolest brand ever.
on January 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm james

ed hardy is a good brand
on January 17, 2010 at 8:23 pm macy dacy :)

i love ed hardy!!!!!!!!!!!
on January 18, 2010 at 1:26 am cookie

ed hardy proves that some of us will really buy ANYTHING at ANY PRICE so long it has a white person’s name attached to it, regardless of whether white people like it or not…
on January 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm kellimajewski

i like ed hardey… and im white… lol
on January 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm Alec

I do hate Ed hardy
on January 18, 2010 at 10:48 pm chris of Australia

haha ed hardy is still popular in usa ? its like the most uncoolest thing in australia, only lower class ppl trying to be somethin there not wear it in Australia
on January 19, 2010 at 2:48 am Magic Goddess

loool. very in tune with the post here.
on January 19, 2010 at 2:49 am Magic Goddess

guess u dont like it.
on January 19, 2010 at 2:51 am Magic Goddess

what if a clean neatly dressed person wore their jeans low and without a belt. lol.
on January 19, 2010 at 6:36 am Aitch

Chris–very popular still with Americans who have no style or taste, but think they do since they wear Ed Hardy.
on January 19, 2010 at 11:14 am Sam Zukula

I hate Australians just as much as I hate Ed Hardy. Crikey!
on January 19, 2010 at 2:42 pm Beano

Ed Hardy = Jersey Shore = Best Show Ever

Check out another funny site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on January 19, 2010 at 2:55 pm Lia Calvert

I’ve long had a visceral aversion to Ed Hardy. Now I know why.
on January 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm Steve Irwin

I hate sterotypes! DIPSHIT!
on January 20, 2010 at 6:27 am Akeem

FUCK ALL YAll, Especially Aitch, fagot ass,Ed Hardy is HOT
on January 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm brett d

hahaha – gold!
on January 20, 2010 at 11:48 pm 2centsworth

Oh my God, is there anything that screams ” I run a meth lab in my trailer ” like Ed Hardy.
on January 23, 2010 at 5:41 pm Shawty

hey, go check out http://jusjivin.com
on January 23, 2010 at 11:21 pm Matthew Anderson

No, I don’t think that’s even possible.
on January 24, 2010 at 10:44 am Gregsbrother

How? Oh right because if theres anything I hate more than Ed Hardy wearers its Edy Hardy wearing drug dealers. Where have you seen this?
on January 24, 2010 at 8:34 pm Stop spamming

Stop spamming you douche
on January 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm drmcdredog

I had never heard of ed hardy till i started reading all the anti ed hardy stuff everywhere. Its a popular style t shirt never really gave much thought about it. Dont really get all the anti ed hardy stuff.
on January 27, 2010 at 9:32 am an ed hardy hater

Sad. You don’t get all the anit Ed Hardy “stuff” because you are probably into the designs. Please go somewhere else in the world these blogs are my only safe place away from douche bags like you. Go watch Jersey Shore and eat your heart out. Ed Hardy is the worst clothing iconic invention to have ever existed and to anyone that doesn’t hate the even muttered word of Ed Hardy.. I say lick the scum of my shoe.
on January 27, 2010 at 12:48 pm Beano

Ha!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on January 28, 2010 at 7:15 am Another view on the subject

Stuff Black People Like: white women that have booty meat, welfare, hot sauce, microwaved food, chitlins, collard greens, grits, Southern food, lots of oil and butter, deep-fried food, bringing up race whenever their on TV, weed, liquor, grape soda, fried chicken, watermelon, caddy escalades, expensive rims, ridiculous sneakers and other useless purchases that portray how fresh their game is.

I don’t have a problem with black people at all but I find it kind of unfair that white people can’t reciprocate. Before you call me racist, realize that you’re on a blog called stuffwhitepeoplelike. How long would stuffblackpeoplelike be on the net before someone called the author racist?
on January 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm office jerk

there is a blog for that, but it’s more true to its name and not a humor site like this. there was another one too which was pretty funny but i can’t find it anymore, it was written by a black dude, but i think he got too busy to maintain it.

oh yeah http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/ .. good stuff.

anyway, you completely missed the point of this blog, good luck in life.
on January 28, 2010 at 9:03 pm chris of Australia

lol your just angry your still wearin ed hardy fucking douche
on January 29, 2010 at 7:30 pm Irony

I am so sorry that you are stupid and racist and obviously missing the humor gene.

Dumb-ass, you need to be let in on a something…These hilarious blogs are written by a….No Wait…let me let you find out on your own.

Google the Clander. Please look him up you idiot you!

But…somehow, I think that you still won’t get it. You Sir or Madam are an imbecile.
on January 29, 2010 at 11:16 pm bella

your amazing<3
on February 1, 2010 at 12:05 pm Another view on the subject

I got that it’s satire. I’m not a toothless moron like you. My point was that even though it’s humorous for some people, it’s extremely offensive to others. I personally don’t care but I wanted to make the imbecile who wrote this realize that he’s doing more harm than good.

I am aware of what both races call each other and I don’t care if their written by a white guy. We will never move from this seperation between races if guys like this keep instigating, funny or not. And SBPL.com isn’t as harsh. They have half the posts and he’s obviously not trying to step on toes.
on February 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm Katelyn

Me or the other Kaitlyn? Probably her because i am not over tanned and obnoxious…
on February 2, 2010 at 9:07 am HI, I'M BUCKWHEAT

Hi, I’m Buckwheat.
Otay?
Otay
on February 2, 2010 at 1:19 pm Naomi

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
on February 3, 2010 at 6:41 pm B

First, I think it’s important that you realize we are all just human. There are different races of humans, and yes, each race has different qualities, not specific to individuals but common enough that there are stereotypes. Secondly, you must also realize that despite all of this, even if there WEREN’T different races, as humans, we would still find some way to cause “this separation” as you said, with religion etc. I think if you look in to the humour a little more deeply, you’ll find that this really critiques all human behaviour in a more general aspect, and really has nothing to do specific “White person” behaviour. I find it hard to believe that this person, who is obviously not moronic by any means if you consider their articulation, that they truly believe all white people act this way. It’s clearly not serious.

As for your original comment, I think the answer you are looking for is simple. Don’t read this blog. There are obviously enough people who are NOT offended by this, and see the humour for what it really is, that there is now a published book of it. People have different tastes. Because you do not enjoy the humour, does not mean that this person is doing more harm than good. If you’re so upset and offended, I suggest you try a more effective approach to letting the author know; send them an email. Start a petition to shut the site down. If not, maybe focus your energies on doing good, to offset the obviously horrible effects you seem to think this site has on society.
on February 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm Leonie

Hey dickbrain.

This blog is written by a white guy, this is a picture of him.

You should probably get to grips with this thing called irony, there’s an entry on it here somewhere – how useful!

By the way I’m white and I like welfare and liqor too. Jus’ sayin’.
on February 4, 2010 at 8:15 am Scot

Totally agree. At first I found this site to be kinda funny, but the more I read, the more underlying race-hate between the lines….. Hey, I’ve got a sense of humor- I thought Dave Chappelle with white makeup on was brilliant. But this site even offends me sometimes.
As for stuffblackpeoplelike, don’t forget Rent-A Center’s and Check Cashing bodegas…
on February 4, 2010 at 4:43 pm heather

Ugh, ed hardy is… ugh.
on February 5, 2010 at 7:54 am Bobby

I love Ed Hardy! All the douchebags are in uniform now!
on February 5, 2010 at 2:19 pm Preston Wheatley

The reason is that this site is ok and a theoretical “stuffblackpeoplelike” is not is because, while done in good humor, this site a little bit mean. We all laugh and enjoy its poignancy, but yes, it is a little mean. And, frankly, America already spent any “mean points” we had to use on the blacks. We used them up a long time ago.
on February 5, 2010 at 4:02 pm a whitey

You honestly think this blog is “doing more harm than good?” This site is not offensive at all if you have any sense of humor in you. I am White and have been my entire life, so believe me when I say that I can see zero hate, anger, or ridicule in these posts at all. They’re supposed to be satirical…

Whatever happened to “celebrate diversity?” Humans are not all the same, stop pretending they are.
on February 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm Seriously?

I wasn’t aware that we needed people to tell us that someone, somewhere, would possibly be offended by something on this website. Thank God for people like you, sir.

(and although this has been a difficult concept for you to understand, this was sarcasm)
on February 8, 2010 at 12:28 pm benberkon

Huzah!!!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 10, 2010 at 2:13 pm Beta Please

Well researched, well written.
on February 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm Belinda

OMFG! I love the Art !! But i hate advertising other peoples name.
I bought some of them seat covers for the bad ass looking skull art that was on the Love Kills Slowly (duh)
I covered up the all the words in the ribbon (Love Kills Slowly)
And his dam name with a perfect color combo of vinyl paints.
I love skull art. I hate Ed HArdy..

I wish Ed Hardy would stop writing stupid shit on his art work.. And make your name small enough..
I. D. G. A F.

I like the refillable lighters! Think for yourself.
on February 12, 2010 at 8:15 pm BlackKey

I live in a town of 7000 people in East Texas, and at least 35% of the high school population wears Ed Hardy. The apocalypse is near my friends.
on February 12, 2010 at 9:41 pm JuanMataburro

I am concurrent with you on this, white people.
on February 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm mos x

Go to the people who don’t know who they are, who are lost from the knowledge of themselves and who are strangers in a land that is not theirs. Go to these people. Go to the slaves. Go to the second-class citizens. Go to the ones who are suffering the brunt of Caesar’s brutality
on February 14, 2010 at 8:13 am kati

JON GOSSLEN!!!
on February 14, 2010 at 12:36 pm Terry

My, my. Tis is funny!!!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm puh-tater

You can just shorten this one to ‘hating’
Hating the right things is the glue that binds white culture together. And what they hate indicates what class they are.

What the hell happened to this site? 5 entries over the last 6 months? I guess you’ve ‘gone Hollywood’ after the book.
on February 19, 2010 at 7:38 am Banner and Award

I like all the contents of this site
on February 19, 2010 at 8:04 am Brittney

BAHHAHA love this!! Just saw your George Lopez interview, you’re my new favorite Canuck! Going to go see you at UBC! Don’t stop writing these just because stupid white people who epitomize these comments don’t like having those stark realizations made in public!! I’m white and as soon as I read these (especially this Ed Hardy one..) I know its true!! Love it.
on February 23, 2010 at 5:25 am Matt

This is the only post I can agree with as a white person. Ed Hardy apparel is overpriced and just looks tacky. I make fun of Ed Hardy all the time because it makes the person who wears it look like a straight up Guido.
on February 23, 2010 at 5:26 am Matt

THANK YOU!
on February 24, 2010 at 7:51 am Bert

Quite the pants pisser!

Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on February 24, 2010 at 10:15 pm Gaele

Then they wouldn’t be neatly dressed.
on February 27, 2010 at 9:57 am michelle Mc.

I DISAGREE WITH YOU! I WEAR ED HARDY AND I AM WHITE AND I DO NOT LOOK “GUIDO”as you PUT IT! It is all about the person who wears it.All kinds of people can be look STUPID …what comes out of a person’s Mouth for example!

i AM A TATTOO ARTIST AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE “WHO CARES”!ITS YOUR chose to DISLIKE WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE….BUT iF YOU MAKE FUN OF SOMETHING IT MEANS YOUR unhappy ABOUT SOMETHING ABOUT yourself!
dONT GET MAD CUZ SOMEONE OUT THERE MADE IT ‘BIG” ON A DIFFERN’T STYLE OF CLOTHING AND MAYBE IT’S JUST ‘YOU’ WHO LOOKS STRAIGHT UP’GUIDO’ IN IT!

LIKE I SAID I WEAR IT AND I LOOK GOOD AND WILL ALWAYS WEAR IT AND DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT IT!

YET I KNOW TONS OF PEOPLE WHO WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER AND HE ONCE SAID HE DIDNT WANT MEXICANS OR BLACKS WEARING HIS CLOTHES CUZ OF YOUR SAME REASON.
SAD HOW IT COMES TO COLOR! SAD THIS WORLD STILL RATES A PERSON DUE TO COLOR!

ANYWAY SCREW YOU!
on February 27, 2010 at 10:00 am michelle Mc.

thats such crap! why does it have to be a fuc%ing white thing????????? I am NOT WHITE AND WEAR ED HARDY! PEOPLE WITH THIS WHITE CRAP ARE JUST STUPID! COLOR SHOULDNT FUCKING MATTER!
on February 28, 2010 at 1:12 am Jef

@ whoever just posted the comment in all caps..

“All kinds of people can be look STUPID …what comes out of a person’s Mouth for example!”

I don’t know what this means, but I’m sure you can be look stupid right now. Look what comes out of your mouth for example.

Ya know, I was gonna continue to point out examples of your own stupidity, but it is so incoherent (sp?) that I think it speaks for itself.

I’m sorry, but you are a prime example of the kind of person that the author of this blog is talking about. Please kill yourself in order to save yourself from future embarrassment.
on March 1, 2010 at 7:30 pm Nolan

if you like this check out http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/ its about some high school with some funny writers
on March 5, 2010 at 1:00 pm Viva

I love this sight, and your glimpse into “Stuff Black People Like” is funny too. If a site was created and called “Stuff Black People Like”, then I guess black people would be cool with it, as long as it was made by a black person, and knowing blacks, it would have to be an “approved” black person. If a black they considered to be too “white” made the site, then there would be uproar, but if the creator was “black enough”, then no problem. And of course, don’t let a white person make the site…it would cause mass racial uproar and the NAACP would have to get involved, or some other group like that, it would be all over the media, and the white person would have to apologize, and then go on proving how they are not a racist.

Some black people are highly over-sensitive (emphasis on the word some).
on March 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm Carla

I feel like punching the Ed Hardy-bearing douchebags in the photo. Anyone wanna track them down for me?
on March 9, 2010 at 6:29 am Scott

Just discovered the site and this one is SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE! I love it!
on March 9, 2010 at 8:56 am Shawty

go check out http://jusjivin.com it is hilarious!
on March 9, 2010 at 9:10 am James

This really cool, keep them coming!
on March 9, 2010 at 5:45 pm louis

Oh my gosh, I despise Ed Hardy. This blog is too accurate.
on March 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm Brettandthecity

Wow, seeing how most of us Black folk where Ed Hardey. Is this just your clever little way of saying you hate us??

Hmnnhhhhh????

Just one Brotha’s opinion. Hahaha
on March 12, 2010 at 7:33 pm Michael

Dude… its wear… not where… your not helping yourself here…
on March 13, 2010 at 2:20 pm Cherry

Chuckle. Chuckle. Chuckle.

Here’s another laugh: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
on March 14, 2010 at 3:15 am MD

And Michael…it’s you’re not your…
on March 14, 2010 at 10:26 am chucho

fuckinn hater ass crackerss if they want to say sumthinn they can sayy it to myy fuckinnn facee bitcchhhhhhhhh
on March 14, 2010 at 9:51 pm hummus

If the guy wearing Ed Hardy and a Tap Out guy get into a fight who would win?
on March 14, 2010 at 10:13 pm Hey Einstein

FYI Ed Hardy is made by white people so you sound ignorant in saying that white people hate it. Plus it is very expensive and alot of white people and other races wear the clothes. It is VERY popular for all races. I’m white and I like it. You sound REALLY stupid in saying ALL white people don’t like it. You may not like it, but maybe you’re not into the popular styles. Plus get a life and stop writing blogs where you sound like the most unintelligent person on earth. It’s 2010 race doesn’t matter.
on March 15, 2010 at 7:02 am Drew

Yay! The ignorance continues! There’s a black president, so racism must be over!
on March 15, 2010 at 11:37 am you suck einstein

since you wear ed hardy nothing you say is important. Weather or not you like it though race does matter still, it is unfortunate though.
on March 15, 2010 at 1:45 pm jessica

i’m pretty sure most all people like to (or at least should) hate ed hardy.
on March 15, 2010 at 6:43 pm HEY EINSTEIN

You are no longer considered white if you wear ed hardy, a more fitting race for you would be guido or scum, ed hardy is not expensive, you should see this j press shirt i’m wearing, i could have gotten ed hardy, but no I have class. ed hardy is the so ugly, you might as well wear a shirt saying I love Obama because thats just as ugly and atleast you look like you contribute somewhat to the population (not that you matter since you most likely did vote for Obama, therefore you are not a good whitey.
on March 16, 2010 at 8:55 pm Loric

HEY EINSTEIN — it’s called satire. Look it up.
on March 17, 2010 at 5:34 am Franklin

Hey Einstein,

News for YOU, Ed Hardy gear is uniformly hated, not because of the designs but because mostly douchebags have adopted Christian Audigiers clothes as their signature style. If you see a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt, white belt, greasy hair and you can pretty much be he’ll be a douchebag.

FYI, this blog is not about hating on things NOT made by white people…but I wouldn’t expect you to comprehend that -being an Ed Hardy-wearing douchebag…Who wears Ed Hardy? The cast of “Jersey Shore”, Sam Lufti, Dennis Rodman?!

Ed Hardy gear won’t be around much longer, 6th graders wear it now, Funny or Die has a series of videos entitled “the Ed Hardy Boys” featuring “Bobby Bottleservice” , you can buy Ed-Hardy-pattern-emblazoned furniture for God’s sake.

Again, to reiterate, it’s not the design itself, it’s usually the attitude conveyed by those who have adopted the brand.
on March 18, 2010 at 12:41 pm A-Chiver

Douche Bags are not White People.
D-Bags are D-Bags. Period.
on March 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm lolololo

yo, to the dipshit who wrote this crap, i am asian, black, and a fuckin white person. i like some ed hardy and some is ugly… JUST LIKE YO WHITE ASS FACE.
on March 18, 2010 at 6:46 pm amazing book

Relax…its a joke.
on March 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm 1111th post

OK, not exactly the number…Ed Hardy has a few factory outlet stores across the USA now. I know a very redneck place to go: Desert Hills, Cal. on the I-10 between Banning and Palm Springs. But there’s a casino resort to the east and wherever there are Indians, you bet they are wearing Ed Hardy! This goes to a future “StuffNativeAmericansLike” blog.
on March 19, 2010 at 11:06 pm jen

totally should be. could it be titled “closet television”?
on March 19, 2010 at 11:13 pm jen

reports of massive cells of Ed Hardy sweeping Long Island
on March 19, 2010 at 11:18 pm jen

Yes!! Fake speakeasy bars. And small plates (I love me some tapas)
on March 20, 2010 at 4:43 pm miranda

im pretty sure the majority of people wearing ed hardy (and loving it) are white too.
so using ‘white people hate ed hardy’ when the people actually wearing it are white as well doesn’t really make sense to me.
on March 21, 2010 at 10:03 am Billy

Miranda – you are the wrong type of white person.
on March 23, 2010 at 8:10 am Max

One: satire seems to be lost on a lot of posters.

Two: this entire blog should be called “stuff hipsters like” as that would remove the confusion for the simple-minded. Although that would be less satirical itself.
on March 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm TJ

Wow, some of you need to get out more. Or look up teh word satire. It cracks me up at how many get so heated and take this stuff at face value. Lighten up.
on March 24, 2010 at 10:32 pm William C. Bader

I believe this website is for the cynics and Hippocrates as well as others who derive some satisfaction from meaning less debate.

I will comment on the label substance which I think is the reasom why it draws attention ,I will say that knowing that people are drawn by curiosity although I do not exactly know why.
on March 25, 2010 at 7:55 am Nebs

i can’t stop reading and laughing
on March 25, 2010 at 7:57 am Nebs

ed hardy wins,he is probably an italian gangster in his on mind
on March 25, 2010 at 9:47 am StayC

Go to LA and the surrounding areas, it’s not white people that wear it; it’s white people that stay away from it… far, far away from it. However, trucker hats by Von Dutch were something white people really liked before Christian whatever his last name is, dissolved the brand and turned to terrible tattooed tees.
on March 25, 2010 at 11:51 am Mallory

Hippocrates is the ancient Greek Father of Medicine. I believe you meant HYPOCRITE.
on March 29, 2010 at 10:33 am Dag

It’s “the wrong kind of white people” that were Ed.
on March 29, 2010 at 10:39 am Dag

weenie,

I believe it was you that threw in the (all CAPS) ALL before “white people”. Of course you like it. You’re the wrong kind of white person.
on March 29, 2010 at 10:43 am Dag

well, half black anyhow 🙂
on March 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm Natalia

I really don’t like anything Ed Hardy it is so tacky and overrated to so many people who think its stylish to wear it just because its expensive butit just looks like something someone from jersey shore would wear
on March 30, 2010 at 8:41 pm Beau

guys who wear ed hardy are the equivalent of girls who wear uggs.
on March 31, 2010 at 4:32 pm miranda

im of mixed race so im no type of white person. although i dont know what the ‘wrong’ type is you’re referring to.

regardless, ed hardy is revolting. i think people of all races should be repulsed by it 😉
on April 1, 2010 at 7:20 am jarrett

Are people from jersey shore white? I don’t think so.
on April 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm Dee B.

I just looked out my windows and saw a kid from the ‘hood with a Ed Hardy sweatshirt vandalizing a car. Enuf said.
on April 1, 2010 at 7:21 pm Spenny

Have never seen one of these shirts, don’t know anyone who would wear them, don’t know anyone who would carry on an entire conversation about t-shirts or why someone would wear it. The writer of this story should have given a list of things white people do or don’t like. Then maybe it would be interesting, funny or even credible.
on April 4, 2010 at 1:13 am Walex

Spenny: you suck.

I liked this article.
on April 8, 2010 at 5:44 am nic

this article is funny as hell because it is so true…especially “I guess that douche bag had to get to a UFC party or a nightclub event he was promoting.”

good stuff
on April 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm Beqi

I can’t speak for all white people, but those of us with tattoos hate the Ed Hardy clothing label (not to be confused with Don Ed Hardy himself) for co-opting our culture and marketing it to people who know fuck-all about tattoos.

Buy a plain black t-shirt and get an actual tattoo instead. You’ll look a lot cooler, and chicks with tattoos will laugh at you less when you try to pick them up.
on April 12, 2010 at 5:30 am Prathap Rajamani

Thanks for the interesting post. – Prathap Rajamani
on April 13, 2010 at 7:38 pm James S Morgan

Nice….Couldn’t agree more. As a tattooer myself, I hate the shows, the clothes, and any exploitation of a once feared couter-culture that was also so pure in its impurity.

I know it’s like most douche bags would rather sport the art on a shirt rather than on their bodies. Most people (whatever race) who wear the clothing don’t have any tattoos it seems.

I love how accepted tattooing has become but the price paid is popularity….lame.
on April 16, 2010 at 6:51 pm E.

The first time I heard someone dissing Ed Hardy wear was in a Garfunkel and Oates song. That shit was funny, even if it’s not G & O’s best song (which happens to be “Pregnant Women Are Smug”).

I have no opinion about Ed Hardy, the original dude who was apparently a famous tattoo artist, or the clothing line. But I like Garfunkel and Oates.
on April 17, 2010 at 7:00 am whiteman with dreads

That shit is lame …poser and wanabees wear that shit…u want the real urban cool and not commercial go too. http://www.myurbantree.com
on April 18, 2010 at 5:45 pm J.R.

Only fags wear this shit!
on April 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm John P.

I really want to shit on these guys! What would John mother fuckin Wayne do? (Not the man himself but the idea)! Would he spend 40 dollars plus on a tshirt? No he’d fucking kill somebody instead! I feel we’re running out of bad asses and i blame these little vain pretty boys who use it to woo women into there bed just to expose there little dick! These guys are fronts! John Wayne (the idea) had a huge one! fuck shirts i buy my shit at thrift stores and i wont cry if i spill my latte all over them! P.S. I hate them the most… Im a bartender and i see these dudes A LOT!
on April 20, 2010 at 8:28 am Tom

No, fags do not wear this this shit. I’m gay and woudl never wear Ed Hardy. No gay man that I know would wear Ed hardy. In fact, the only people I know who do are asshole STRAIGHT guys- usually in a frat and/or from Jersey
on April 20, 2010 at 11:10 am FlyyBohemian

I think this is funny because I’m black and I hate Ed Hardy! I feel that it has become so trashy and low-class. Everytime I think the trend has finally died I see some people still rocking it like it’s the hottest thing. I also tend to relate to alot of the generalizations on this blog. I would’nt say it makes me ‘whitewashed’. It just means that people have similar interest based on the way they were brought up.
on April 20, 2010 at 11:29 am FlyyBohemian

I’m black also and I wouldn’t say so. Certain types of black people tend abuse designer trends making them ghetto and classless to alot of individuals like myself. That is why I will never buy Ed Hardy, Burberry, Gucci, or any popular designer item with the logo all over it. I love fashion and I hate it when I see high end fashion and luxury abused or faked. An all-Gucci outfit is just straight up tacky, but is has been done before and it has caused me to detest anything with the Gucci Logo.
on April 20, 2010 at 11:42 am FlyyBohemian

That statement is unfair. I’ve been in situations in which white people have shown their prejudice colors in subtle ways and I didn’t respond because I did not want to look like the “irrational, ghetto, black girl”. I kept my cool…until it got out of hand. Your basically trying to say that black people are the bullies and and white people have no choice but to take it, but from what I’ve experienced if a white person sees you as a “soft black person” they will try to get over you and say off color comments to you as well.
on April 20, 2010 at 11:46 am FlyyBohemian

Wow! Are you serious? You go to be kidding me. So this dude just made an ass out of himself with that offensive tirade and the author of this blog is WHITE? LOL! Freaking Hilarious!-A black girl!
on April 21, 2010 at 10:21 am Brandon

I guess your speaking to the chore. I just bought a Gucci hat and some Ed Hardy basic tees. I’m not ghetto nor tacky. I’m an educated Black male with a master’s but just like certain brands.
on April 21, 2010 at 10:26 am Brandon

choir
on April 21, 2010 at 10:31 am Brandon

Your an idiot. Enough said! From a Black man.
on April 21, 2010 at 10:35 am Brian

I love Ed Hardy by Christain Audigier and I’m Black. I like the designs.
on April 22, 2010 at 10:05 am tglas

The problem with Ed Hardy is that it is for people who know deep down inside that these designs are hideous, but still want others to think they look cool. I can respect someone who has the conviction to get an ugly tat (and live with it forever), but not someone who gets an ugly tat tee because they know it will look ridiculous in a couple of years. A shirt that simply reads, “Fad-Chaser” would be more appropriate.
on April 22, 2010 at 8:43 pm Jon Gosselin

Ed Hardy is the coolest thing ever, or I wouldn’t wear his clothes.
on April 24, 2010 at 7:59 am Mack Daigher

And that Jon Gosselin is why you are a dork.
on April 26, 2010 at 1:44 pm jonny

You whine, you know how big john wayne’s dick is, you sip lattes, you’re clumsy, you shop at the thrift store, and you want to defecate on guys wearing ed hardy. I think John Wayne would kick your ass dude.
on April 27, 2010 at 10:29 am Kimberly

This has to be a joke or just an racist rant, or both perhaps.

Written by a WHITE woman! HA!
on April 29, 2010 at 1:02 am Brittney

I’m a whitey and I absolutely detest people wearing Ed Hardy. I don’t even really know why. I just do. For some reason I find it unbelievably annoying. It could possibly be that they’re spending large amounts of money on something that isn’t the least bit classy.
on April 30, 2010 at 10:07 am Linda

Hey, this post is a hoot, I laughed right out loud! I’m white too, and I have to say Ed Hardy stuff doesn’t bother me at all (but I’m in HR and we have to be 🙂 diverse!) It is pretty spendy and I can think of a LOT of other things I’d prefer to spend my money on … But I did want to let you know Christian, that Ketchup Chips can usually be found at Cappriottis Sandwich Shops if you have one in your area! All the best to you!
on April 30, 2010 at 10:23 am Dre

I think Ed Hardy is overpriced, but then again so is white people clothes like Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle….so whats the difference? I’m white. and i wear a wide variety of brand name clothes. Ed Hardy is no different than “Tap-Out” and the douche bags in those t-shirts. Thats UFC fighting….not Ed Hardy. duhhh.
on April 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm alex

I went to a Bastille Day party innocently wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, and two French guys looked at me in disgust about my shirt. It was a hardme down from a friend so I was clueless to Ed hardys reputation. The French guys went into some long explanation about the indescent shirt I was wearing, and I think it has something to do with the designer stealing somebody elses artwork.
Anyway I am glad to find an explanation and I will never be seen with anything Ed Hardy ever again 🙂
on April 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm alex

my bf wears Abercrombie and they are actually really thick and good quality and will last for years. Just my two cents
on April 30, 2010 at 8:32 pm D.a

I stinkin HATE Ed Hardy, and I’m only half white. I guess that must be my whiteness shining through. I think my hatred of all things Ed Hardy peaked when we went to Vegas for my bachelorette weekend and found that Christian Audigier’s club (guy who designs ED Hardy, for those who don’t know) really sucked. Oh, and not to mention the yuppie retail place that I work for carries Ed Hardy sangria, and I feel like someone’s stealing a part of my soul with every bottle that is sold.
on May 1, 2010 at 3:14 am Emperor Bok-assa

If Master Lander is so entusiastic for the US to become a non-white country who doesnt he go and live in El Salvador or Haiti for while?

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on May 1, 2010 at 4:40 am Ned

I wear $7 plain t-shirts from Target, hear me roar!
on May 1, 2010 at 3:06 pm tom

somehow, subconsciously, i knew i always did. now, i know i am not alone.
on May 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm Whitey

This is 100% true.
on May 5, 2010 at 9:29 am GRACE

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on May 5, 2010 at 9:30 am GRACE

WHITE PPL R CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
on May 5, 2010 at 9:30 am GRACE

U SUKKK JK
on May 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm julian

some kid im sitting beside is wearing ed hardy, i showed this too him XD
on May 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm joe

aww, but i like to look pretty. god knows i don’t have any personality so of course i have to get the ladies’ attention with gold embroidering. i bought it to impress a hot white chick though cuz she told me it was cool. although, she was a republican, so i guess it should have been easy to see that i was falling into the fashion of “the wrong kind of white people”. she was like model hot though….
on May 6, 2010 at 10:55 am kevin

yeah ed hardy does blow and i am white. if i remember correctly white celebrities were the ones flaunting his crap in the first place. like everything else, given enough time, we turn our backs on it. to each his own.
on May 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm renee

im white and love ed hardy so not all white people hate it me and my 3 daughter go crazy for anything ed hardy because we love the designs and colors
on May 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm Bethskie

Um in case we are forgetting Ed Hardy already had the douche bag road paved compliments of Von Dutch thats what happens when we jump on the trendy train!
on May 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm john p.

hey douche face john wayne could maybe kick my ass but i would fight him none the less. There’s alot of shit talkn dudes out there and your probably one of them and most the time they just happen to be the same guy at the club wearing one of these tshirts or tapout shirts! coincidence maybe? Just an observation man thats all! p.s. go shave your legs douche bag and remember defending these guys makes you a ball licker!:)
on May 12, 2010 at 9:22 am Chew

LOL… The brothers aren’t down with the Ed Hardy either! Word.
on May 13, 2010 at 10:04 am samantha

i absolutely cant stand ed hardy. people that wear this stuff are trashy and have no sense of fashion what so ever…
on May 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm Char

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on May 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm Lena

I hate people who wear Ed Hardy.
It makes you look cheap and it’s sooooo ugly.
apple bottom jeans and that brand should be on these lists.
on May 17, 2010 at 3:10 pm hd

I hate people that wear ed hardy because they don’t even know who he is. They have no tattoos unless their tattoos consist of names and stupid stuff. You don’t need to wear an ed hardy suit with a bedazzled tiger on it if you don’t even know what the hell it is.
on May 18, 2010 at 3:49 pm incusblack

I think that Ed Hardy is grown-up Lisa Frank. If you look at the old pencil boxes and folders and replace the unicorns with skulls…you will see!!!
on May 18, 2010 at 8:51 pm Bethskie

hey punk john p i was NOT defending are you serious get that rhinestone glimmer out of your eyes and reread it
on May 20, 2010 at 9:48 pm discount ed hardy

Most significantly exposed female buttocks, legs, hips.
on May 21, 2010 at 2:47 pm Vibbert

What are your dreams for your children?
on May 23, 2010 at 6:22 am Mark K

the opposite of Ed Hardy is Bathing Ape. White people LOVE Bathing Ape
on May 25, 2010 at 7:31 am Burji Specks

I never heard of Ed Hardy, but it is true, now that I have seen it, I do hate it. 🙂 It reminds me of those old pinball machines at the video store growing up. Sooo tacky. I have never hear of Bathing Ape either, hold on let me check it out…

at Mark K, Oh I see what you mean, you think white people like to dress like bush men. I don’t know what you watch on TV, but try changing the channel, or better yet, go meet some white people. Personally I shop at evil Wal-Mart and the Gap discount racks. I really don’t like Wal-Mart pants. Believe it or not they do sell decent and socially acceptable clothing, and you’l have money left to buy bread, milk, and pay the light bill.

Life is more than what you wear. Keep in mind that just because I wouldn’t wear what you would doesn’t mean I hate you. But, you do have my pity.
on May 26, 2010 at 9:04 am lotsofvitamins

you look like a douche.. i dont look like a douche… your shirt is bedazzled… bedazzled with rhinestones!!
haha hilarious in 17 again because of how true it is… ed hardy sparkles just draws attention to the douche-ness of the person wearing it
on May 26, 2010 at 4:19 pm marcus

i am a 24 year old white guy living in san diego, and yes, i hate people that wear ed hardy, ie douchers, but the sad thing is that most of the people wearing ed hardy down here are white guys. and most of the promoters and meat heads that love UFC in san diego are white as well. must be due to east county
on May 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm Ianous

Von Dutch = Christian Adiguier (sp obv) = Ed Hardy all the same company, owner just makes a new company and markets the shit out of it.
on May 28, 2010 at 9:22 pm emoxxxlover

wtf is bathing ape ? I’ve only seen black people ever wear ed hardy( I live in so cal)so I dont see how this is accurate but w/e
on May 29, 2010 at 10:15 am Lisa

I am a 40-something, female, white person. I do not live in a trailer. I don’t smoke or do drugs. I do not have any tattoos, nor do I ride a motorcycle. I have all my teeth and no cavities. I don’t watch commercial TV.
But I like Ed Hardy clothes. I think they’re really cool.
I just can’t afford them.
on May 29, 2010 at 11:17 am lotsofvitamins

ed hardy = crazy collage of crap
on May 29, 2010 at 10:02 pm Le'ah

Why Ed Hardy bugs me:

1-the absess use of glitter and rhinestones a little=perfect
2- all of the shirts have sayings like “love…kills…slowly” it reminds me of an awful movie or when i was eleven and my msn would say stuff like “love stinks”
3- he’s not using his talent. true artists have placement i guess you could say. the designer just puts anything where ever and is done. sometimes his stuff is cute, but rarely.

what’s bathing ape….?
on May 29, 2010 at 10:04 pm J-Dub

Ed Hardy Fans / The UFC Crowd are just as lame as the liberals that this site is clowning on.
on May 30, 2010 at 10:39 am Jamesie

LOL at Bethskie and John P.

And yeah, I hate Ed Hardy and people that wear it. I think now it’s mostly black people and guidos.
on May 30, 2010 at 10:41 am Jamesie

BTW, Bathing Ape (or Bape) is a Japanese (I think? Or just Asian if I’m wrong haha) clothing company. Super expensive and makes cool hoodies. I’ve seen mostly Asians wearing it, but black people love the Bape shoes…there was even a rap song about it a while back.
on June 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm Yuki

You should get you facts straight. I am japanese and I love ed Hardy. Black people don’t even wear it. Punk!
on June 3, 2010 at 8:43 pm k dog

do we all agree that guidos do not count as white people?
on June 3, 2010 at 9:21 pm lotsofvitamins

k dog ur the man… of course we agree..
on June 4, 2010 at 9:52 pm Andrew

No, it is widely known that Ed Hardy is synonymous with douche bag.
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on June 9, 2010 at 9:27 am Carrie

I’m white and so is my husband and we both like Ed Hardy. I don’t know how any one can consider ALL white people as one way but some people are simple minded, I guess.
on June 10, 2010 at 11:38 am Chuck

Carrie – it’s humor.
on June 10, 2010 at 11:50 am Adelaide

Congratulations! you have entirely missed the point of not only the article but of the site. I am very sorry about your husband and your Ed Hardy affliction. I hope you will get mirrors soon.
on June 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm blnkspace

I’m confused. I’m white and I want to wear things like trucker hats & other white trash items in a mocking way so I look trendy. Does the fact that Ed Hardy is white trash make it ok for me to wear it in a mocking way? Should I wear it with a burberry hoodie or a straw cowboy hat? Would that still make it a cynical fashion statement?
on June 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm Carrie

No, I completely “got” the point of the site and the article. I never said I had an affliction with Ed Hardy, those were your words. I am into art and how does that mean I need to get a mirror? I know perfectly well what I am.. that made no sense at all. Its Ed Hardy not Fubu. LMAO I just think it’s funny how I say I like Ed Hardy and I’m white and some one instantly gets butt hurt about it…. hahahaha
on June 14, 2010 at 3:34 am Steve V

ED HARDY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OVER! It’s been over for anyone who is a real fashionista or esp. someone who is in the Fashion Biz. IMHO it’s been dead for about 3 yrs but middle America is still frontin’ this BS plus a lot of other wanna be’s who are wayyyyyyyyyyy late to the party…. actin’ like it’s sooo cool = FOOL…. Hello!?!? When it comes to trends it’s best to get on the bus early & always get off quick. But I have to say this trend was burned into the ground more than probably any other trend of recent years. This trend had more than it’s 15 mins of fame… more like an hour an half. Now…. go away. Our industry desperately needs something new….. creative and not flashy trashy. But some foolios still haven’t gotten the memo….. henceforth… you are now serviced.
on June 14, 2010 at 4:59 pm Jenna

It isn’t only because of the violent, hateful looking design, it’s because of the unfair trade and involved in the making of them. it’s just mass-produced GLLOHHH!!
on June 15, 2010 at 2:55 pm Brice

wow way to sound stupid carrie! “its ed hardy not fubu”. you sound like a racists idiot. congrats.
on June 16, 2010 at 11:07 am Thomas Callan

You’re all so fucking dumb. First of all, Ed Hardy was a tattoo artist from the 40’s and 50’s. Not a fashion designer! The designs on the clothing are tattoo flash from the glory days of ink. Put a 100 year old flash piece on a shirt, slap a $100 sales sticker on it and you rich little suburbanites lap it right up. Suckuhs! I hate White people! Stay at the mall where you belong assholes. Leave the tattoo designs to the people with tattoos you fuckin little posers.
on June 16, 2010 at 1:00 pm CatsZen

Steve V – are you, like, SOOOOOOOOO a girl?
on June 17, 2010 at 11:30 am Carrie

Thats alright I know I’m not racist, I am entitled to my own opinion. People like you just love to hate.
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on June 23, 2010 at 5:56 am ZZ

This post is on the mark. I have never heard another white person remark positively about someone wearing Ed Hardy.

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on June 27, 2010 at 1:39 pm Nikki

Where have you been all my life?
on June 27, 2010 at 9:02 pm Johnson

Are most white people really like this? not just the ed hardy thing but all vegatarian, NPR and like not having a T.V. ? or is this a social comment on a class of people that the average person would only know three or four of? i’m asking because i’m from small-town canada and have met maybe half a vegetarian in my life….. lol and yes canadians do threaten to move to europe…
on June 28, 2010 at 6:28 pm John

Johnson………….. this is pretty much how we are.
on June 29, 2010 at 7:03 pm Calli

What I don’t understand is this…most of the people in Ed Hardy T-shirts are white. So is there a different kind of white? Are there levels of whiteness? Are there white Castes? White Trash being at the bottom, and pretentious intellectual wannabe whites at the top? I am referred to as white by the latino population that I live around, but I am confused as to my degree of whiteness…..
on June 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm Dostoevsky

Answer: Both.
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on July 5, 2010 at 10:23 am justaphotog

i know who they are…I took the photo!
on July 5, 2010 at 7:58 pm gilbs

omg….i am white and i think ed hardy is SOOO OVERRATED SOMETIMES! why is it so expensive? what the fuck?
on July 9, 2010 at 8:33 am White man with dreads

Ed hardy is some lame shit u fuck heads…for some cool shit go here http://www.myurbantree.com
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on July 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm NIKE RIFT

Cette robe est très personnelle, beaucoup de goût, ED HARDY est classique.
on July 12, 2010 at 6:37 am ben without dreads

myurbantree.com is a horrible site with stupid shirts.
on July 13, 2010 at 7:47 am kyle

…….
on July 13, 2010 at 9:03 am Erik

Hilarious. I must admit, I cannot stand the wealthy-white trash trend. Kid Rock, Bret Michaels, Ed Hardy, Hollywood, Affliction, etc, etc.
on July 13, 2010 at 9:10 am Erik P

Hilarious. True, I cannot stand the wealthy-white trash trend. Kid Rock, Bret Michaels, Ed Hardy, Hollywood, Affliction, etc, etc. Ridiculous. Nobody wants to see that trash all over the place, it’s the same as if we replaced flower gardens, shrubs and trees with landfill mass for the sake of a fashion. I wish society would dress for the sake of making themselves look nice, rather than trying to be the most bad-assed.
on July 16, 2010 at 4:44 pm Jordan

I’m black an I wear Ed Hardy,American Eagle,an Ralph Lauren…you know why because I got the money for it…only a hater get mad at something the cant afford lol
on July 16, 2010 at 6:15 pm Brohatma Gandhi

Most young men, regardless of race, who wear Ed Hardy shirts live at their mother’s or grandmother’s houses well into their 30s.
on July 17, 2010 at 5:03 pm Jordan

Well I’m 18 years old an I have my own spot so that statement is not true
on July 18, 2010 at 11:59 pm Kein

Why do people like wearing advertisements? Clothing companies should give that shit away for free, yet chumps pay $100 to be a walking billboard. Ed Hardy is just the most douchey looking of the offenders.

And who thinks their garbage is expensive? I just checked out their site and the socks I’m wearing are more expensive that anything on their except a really ugly jacket and an even uglier watch. And yes, they are awesome socks.
on July 19, 2010 at 9:17 pm T

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on July 19, 2010 at 9:17 pm T

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on July 22, 2010 at 4:03 pm tn requin

To put this in proper perspective, Ed Hardy is so hated by white people that it cannot be worn ironically. This is no small feat. As it stands, the only other entries in this category are Nazi Uniforms, Ku Klux Klan Robes, and self-tanner.

Since you cannot in good conscience have an Ed Hardy themed party, the best way to make use of this white hatred is to give your stories a little more appeal to white people.
on July 24, 2010 at 6:10 am jayred

Love Ed Hardy or hate is designs, art in general is suppose to evoke a respone from its viewers. Whether one likes or hates his apparel, I find designs interesting, and enough people do as well to buy the clothing. One thing is certain, he’s still laughing on his way to the bank, and the hype serves him well.
on August 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm t

http://www.edhardyeverywhere.com
on August 6, 2010 at 7:36 am C

“there” not “their” “Their” refers the possession one has of an object or even, at times, other people. It is their car or he is their son … “there” is a preposition. It denotes the location of an object. Your comment makes you seem a bit ignorant.
on August 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm god

take a breath. that’s what commas are for.
on August 9, 2010 at 11:58 am Matt Herren

Dragons can never be worn properly.
on August 10, 2010 at 9:51 am Jeanette

I like Ed hardy 😦

Well. Sometimes… it depends. Sometimes it is outright ugly, but sometimes it’s alright. Although it is ridiculously expensive, so I only got sneakers and one shirt, both when they were on awesome sales.

I’m white I swear! But I’ve been dating a guy from South America for more than half a year so maybe I’m not a qualified white girl anymore……….
on August 10, 2010 at 2:03 pm Im white

No
on August 11, 2010 at 11:54 am ernest

no, honey. you are no longer white. the black power has stolen your spirit.
on August 11, 2010 at 2:45 pm gladys46

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on August 15, 2010 at 2:30 pm Von Douchette

I rock Von Dutch, Abercrombie and Juicy Couture and I think that Ed Hardy clothes are HOT!
on August 15, 2010 at 3:51 pm Valerie

I have a pair of Ed Hardy flip-flops that my white friend thought belonged to our Asian friend. Somehow, when it was revealed that they were mine, I could sense some disapproval. 😛 I don’t mind Ed Hardy but I will say it gets a bad name from people like Jon Gosselin and all the douches from Jersey Shore.
on August 16, 2010 at 5:11 pm John

thats ironic. you seem pretty ignorant too.
on August 16, 2010 at 9:53 pm Valerie

How sweet of you to say. Maybe I am ignorant, since I have no idea what you’re talking about.
on August 19, 2010 at 4:51 am Jay M

Ed Hardy is so tacky! If a person is going to spend that money on a shirt why not a Marc Jacobs’ polo? They make very soft and comfortable polos. Lacoste and Brooks Brothers are good too.
on August 25, 2010 at 9:48 am DEH

in a similar vein….http://www.edhardyeverywhere.com
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on August 27, 2010 at 2:41 pm nick

who’s ed hardy?
on September 1, 2010 at 8:14 pm jim steele

black power?? You must have had double your dose of watermelon for the day.
on September 4, 2010 at 8:30 pm nick B.

No way any grown ass man can justify wearing a trucker hat or tee shirt with a flower on it.
on September 6, 2010 at 12:22 pm dee

ppl only hate ed hardy cause they are to poor to buy his stuff so they have to hate him i love his art work nothing u will ever see often i just got his hearts and daggers perfume $58 got a free ed hardy tote bag so cute ppl stop hateing
on September 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm Jay M

I can’t really afford Hermes, but I like the stuff they carry, especially the ties, polos, and button down shirts. I hate Ed Hardy and I wear Lacoste, Marc Jacobs, Vineyard Vines, and Brooks Brothers. Calvin Klein has some good polos for those logo-free days, especially their liquid cotton polos. L.L. Bean is great for sweaters, exercise clothes, and outerwear. I even receive a corporate discount on stuff from Brooks Brothers.

Ed Hardy is just gauche and parvenu.
on September 12, 2010 at 6:22 pm louis

jim steele, you’re a racist cunt and coward for typing such an offence online.Im almost certain that it wouldn’t even come across your mind to say that near black people.
on September 20, 2010 at 7:52 am Matt

Sorry, but Ed Hardy does suck and every guy that wears it has always been a tool. Think about it, have you ever met an Ed Hardy wearer who isn’t? And if you wear it, you’re a tool, just face it.
on September 20, 2010 at 7:55 am Matt

it’s not that people hate Ed Hardy. They hate the people who wear it because they are uniformly tool bags all the way. And people who always say people hate something out of jealousy are ALWAYS huge tools with a cop out explanation.
on September 20, 2010 at 9:35 am dee

who’s ed hardy thats cute one hahahah if u dont know google him hes cool and has some wicked art work
on September 20, 2010 at 9:37 am dee

not all his hats has flowers on them hahah he does have some wicked sick skulls and shit
on September 21, 2010 at 10:14 pm Alexandra

I am nominally white because I grew up in Eastern Europe, but I just look white. I am not really white.

I just found out about your website, because a cute boy that I like told me about it. He broke up with me, but he told me your site was “a window into his mind”. Now I realize why he broke up with me. I care about some of the things you write about, but I can never be so pretentious as to “really care” (like he does). This person also told me I had not identity because I could not name enough of the Indie bands that he liked.

But now on to the meat of my comment. I actually made an I hate Ed Hardy comment the other day to a new aqaintance I was hoping would turn into a friend, so that the other person would like me more. I actually realized what I was doing as I was doing it and I hated myself.
on September 23, 2010 at 7:35 am trh

Things Republicans Hate | The Complete Guide to Conservative Hatred
http://www.thethingsrepublicanshate.com
on September 27, 2010 at 3:16 am kore

I love korea and everything about korea! thanks for thiis great sharing.
on October 1, 2010 at 1:26 pm Buster_Hymen

OMG…me too, peeps say Ima black dude stuck in white boiz skin!
on October 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm minkslinger

Well Ed Hardy company has just gone Belly-up so I guess all that Hate got to them!
on October 5, 2010 at 4:15 am Rakesh Narang

I don’t know what to say, but actually i like ed hardy…
on October 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm Jack

As a white person i’m offended and think you’re a douche because you like ed hardy.
on October 12, 2010 at 5:33 am Adam

Then your an offended douche bag, Death to Ed Hardy Supporters!
on October 12, 2010 at 10:18 am tanner

Now see, i love these shirts because they help me pick out people i want to avoid talking to!(for fear of rapidly losing brain cells and becoming a douche) much like Tapout (R) clothes immediately help you identify douche bags in a crowd!
on October 14, 2010 at 9:14 pm Scott

I submit to you that liking Ed Hardy does not make you a douche bag, but being a douche bag makes you like Ed Hardy. That even blew MY mind.
on October 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm jon

Who doesnt hate Ed Hardy????
on October 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm matt

PROBLEM: Ed Hardy has become immensely popular with young black urban males. If you hate this group of people, you are most likely the wrong kind of white person.

How can this be reconciled? Do white people now harbor a special, intense hatred for the wrong kind of white people who wear Ed Hardy, while wearing Ed Hardy themselves to authentically identify with black people? Does wearing Ed Hardy then transform them into the wrong kind of white person?
on October 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm jess

you guy’s are racist mutho’s
on October 25, 2010 at 11:41 pm Cass

You’re all hilarious!
on October 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm erick

this site bloooooows!! obvious observations just repackaged. hope you guys make a billion off coffee books at urban outfitters. at least america is producing something. bad comedy. what’s the deal with white people!? what am i doing on here. for the record ed hardy is awful, there is no counter point!

http://chrisiswhyimskinny.blogspot.com/
on October 29, 2010 at 10:24 am Dakota Brown

Ed Hardy is wack and noone over the age of 8 should wear it.
on October 29, 2010 at 11:20 am Daniel Rechel

Kind of a dumb article, but the concluding paragraphs were great!
on October 30, 2010 at 5:22 am White man with dreads

that shit is for fagots get the fuck outtahear lol just tripping
some cool shit check this http://www.myurbantree.com
on October 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm Cherie

Hahaha, I can’t stand Ed Hardy! I find the designs tacky. Plus it’s too expensive for what it is.
on October 30, 2010 at 8:52 pm Heather

So I have to join your bullshit little website for me to post a comment for gp to see? I’m white and born and raised in northeast wisconsin. What you are posting the white people like must be from your big citys. You don’t know me. Shut the fuck up! Crack head.
on October 31, 2010 at 1:13 am Chris

I’m unaware of Ed Hardy, being from Australia and all, but those shirts look like the sort of crap that philistines would buy at an outer suburban market. I bet they go well with black tracksuit pants.
on October 31, 2010 at 5:13 pm anita

obviosly your black, & very jealous of white people. u probably want to b one. why dont u wear ed hardy.
on November 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm big RoB from OC

Sooooo true in Southern California. Ed Hardy = Douche bag, for SURE
on November 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm dudebobjoe

Heather is either high or a complete bitch who should get back in the kitchen. Doesn’t matter, moving on…

I love your site! And this is completely true: Ed Hardy is clothing for douchebag white people (and Jon Gosselin, also a douchebag). I’ve had a conversation with a with another white person over our hatred of Ed Hardy. The conversation lasted 25 minutes 🙂
on November 4, 2010 at 7:18 am Mr. Richard Parker

So, who is Ed Hardy and why am I supposed to hate him?
on November 4, 2010 at 12:38 pm datGurl!

ROFLMBAO!!! This shyt is hilarious! and so true. I cant understand why the people on the board that are mad-are mad?

its all in fun, half if not all the shyt is true, and nobody is gettin hurt.

Except the mad mofo bustin’ a blood vessel over this harmless shyt.
on November 6, 2010 at 11:02 am Hellen

Woah, i love this site, (adds to favorites) honest to God it tells the truth, im white and black, and i HATE ed hardy, its nothing special but a t-shirt which has demonic signs on. Even i could make a better t-shirt than that!
on November 7, 2010 at 11:34 pm Sparrow73

This is gold!!! I have been sitting here, before my yoga class and trip to the markets laughing my lawyerly ass off. Brilliant!!!!!! Thank you for making my day. 🙂
on November 8, 2010 at 9:13 pm Hampton

I love Ed Hardy Personally. Great use of colors and I am a big fan of skulls. It looks classy but is casual wear at the same time. What more could you want?
on November 9, 2010 at 8:39 am Bagg

Oh man, I really don’t care about Ed Hardy but the line about talking to white ppl about things they hate rather then things they like is amazing. Cuz it could lead to an argument of who liked it first or who likes it more! tho this probably could be said about most ppl, white or otherwise.

Ppl who are losing their minds on this board need to chill out, obviously not every single thing on this list is going to apply to everyone.
on November 10, 2010 at 5:30 pm Felicity

Hahahaha.
I love this blog.
Everything is so true lol.
on November 13, 2010 at 9:12 am Sexy Jessi

LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:20 am Casey

Rich white people don’t know any black people. That’s not to say there aren’t any rich black people- only that rich black people are too busy buying garish cars, jewelry and leather couches to have any time to spare for rich white people. The two groups don’t exist to each other.
on November 23, 2010 at 10:47 am Rebecca

the word “douchebag” deserves an entry!
on November 24, 2010 at 10:03 am Daniel Worthy

Casey – What an extremely nasty and untrue thing to say. But it’s only natural that I would think that, as we have so little in common. I’m black, and I’m rich. Obviously you’re not black, but I’m also sure of the fact that you are not rich either.
on November 25, 2010 at 9:29 pm God

OH SNAP WRECKIN ON EM DANIEL
on November 26, 2010 at 7:12 pm Cody

I were Ed Hardy shirts sometimes (I’m white) and some of my friends I’ve had since high school still rat on me when I were them… How could you stereotype someone by thier clothing? It’s seriously rediculous.
on November 27, 2010 at 10:53 pm EC

Yes, it’s much better to stereotype people based on whether or not they can spell. You can’t. Unfortunately, that sort of fits with wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts.
on November 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm Ryan

White people also like to “Hate UFC”
on December 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm The Captain

That’s cause UFC is retarded.
on December 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm Jeremy

I never realized I was so white!

Ed Hardy clothes make a statement. The statement is something like:

“respect my illiteracy”

or

“instant street cred”

Neither statement is received well in my tasteful, socially conscious, and intellectual circle of friends and colleagues.

Now excuse me, I need a coffee.
on December 19, 2010 at 11:21 am sulley

this is really spot-on, but white people have a good reason to hate people who wear ed hardy.

people who wear ed hardy all have out-of-wedlock daughters named “hayley” or “hayleigh” or something similar and they often have some sort of drug arrest and they burn themselves with cigarettes for fun.
on December 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm Fuck Whitey
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I think it’s pretty silly for “everyone” to hate Ed Hardy. Yes, some of the stuff is ridiculously over priced, but he’s just an older man who can no longer do tattooing, so instead he is using another means to capitalize on his art. Most of the designs on the Ed Hardy apparel or accessories are his original drawings or based off of his original drawings (and, because of his tattooing career, he is known as the godfather of tattooing). He’s selling his artwork in the same way he used to, it’s just on synthetic materials instead of skin.
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“Tattooing has been a Eurasian practice since Neolithic times. “Ötzi the Iceman”, dated circa 3300 BC, bearing 57 tattoos…” -wikipedia

Ed Hardy is really old
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There’s nothing that yell’s out “I need attention” more than Ed Hardy’s clothing. It just as clear as getting an actual tattoo or wearing a whale penis apron.
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I hate Ed Hardy clothing. Generally just middle aged men who think their rebellious and cool wear these types of things.
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I am also white, because I use verbs like “denote.”
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Often it can be easier to find common ground with a person not of your race by talking to them about something you both hate. Discussing things you both like might lead to an argument over who likes it more or who liked it first. Clearly, the safest route is mutual hatred. When choosing to talk about something.
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