Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white person to get around, they have literally dozens of choices including Volvos, old Mercedes that run on vegetable oil, Subaru Outbacks, and Vespa Scooters.
As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.
In addition to these superficial qualities, there are some very practical benefits to white people. Namely, scooters are perfect for gentrifying neighborhoods which are often short on parking and heavy on people who are impressed by Vespas.
If you are in search of a fun game, a white person who has recently purchased a Vespa can be a source of tremendous entertainment. Step One, get them talking about their Vespa (easy). Step Two, start asking them why they didn’t save money by getting a Honda or Suzuki that gets the same mileage. Step Three, see how many of the following justifications a white person will use during the ensuing rant: environment, parking, urban lifestyles, union labor, writers, fuel efficiency, Roman Holiday, study abroad, and being into Vespas before other people.
Finally, the Vespa has produced one of the great paradoxes in white culture. Vintage Vespas are infinitely cooler than newer ones, but the vintage models produce more pollution than most automobiles. If you know a white person going through this dilemma, just say something like “the amount of energy and carbon used to produce a new scooter will probably cancel out the emissions from your vintage one.”
Problem solved forever.
Stuff White People Like 
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This kind of makes me sad. One of my good friends shattered her leg while riding one of these in Italy on vacation. And she wasn’t even white.
did you have to crop out the non-white people riding vespas in the image???
Plus, as Vespa was prominently featured in the anime FLCL, a cartoon shown on the Adult Swim line-up (which is, in all seriousness, stuff that white people like).
Hilarous!
Love It!!!
What about my honkin’ big Lincoln Navigator?
Just kidding.
lol, true true. I’d say there’s been an increase in import scooters too though. Example: The Sym Mio from Taiwan.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sym%20mio%2050
I’m guessing then that white people who ride Harleys are the “wrong” kind of white people
I just shattered my foot on one 3 weeks after I bought it. I plan on getting another when I’m all healed up! Should be another few months.. I lost two toes!
I am white and I do love my vespa.
Vespa’s are the hipster fixie bike for the lazy…
this makes me realise how unoriginal I am
LOL I walked by a Vespa dealership just this afternoon and thought about getting one soon.
Then I realized that my part of the city doesn’t even have the space to park a Vespa.
No. See #11.
You need an entry for Kombucha on this list!
Speaking of #11… My girlfriend is asian and wants a Vespa. I guess I’m turning her white.
Add one more to the list…
😦 I had a Kawasaki!
You missed a great opportunity for another Right Kind of White Person vehicle: the 6-cylinder classic car.
Everyone knows the Wrong Kind of White Person can be found behind the wheel of a classic Mustang or Camaro or loud, dirty unsafe muscle car.
However, White Person vehicular nirvana can be achieved by the purchase of a pre-1965 6-cylinder Dodge Dart, Ford Falcon or Chevy Nova equipped with a column-shifted manual transmission.
Similar “greenhouse gasses emitted in new vehicle production” rationalizations can be applied here as well.
I suppose if I were white, even allowing for humor I would see this as racism. I mean really. Try to be cute about something that matters.
If we change “white” to “black” or “oriental” (yah, got ya on that one) there would be little if any time spent getting to whoever removes hate postings.
Time to grow up and find something useful to do with your life.
Settle petal
Move on!
You’re missing the entire point of this blog:
That if it’s about or against white people then it isn’t racism.
Also, if you can’t laugh at this then you’re either a p.c loser or you’re not white or both.
What about us white guys with pick-up trucks?
(I fear I’m entirely the wrong *sort* of white guy. I’m probably making everyone here uncomfortable that I’m going to start talking about Jesus or George Bush or Toby Keith…)
/I’ll see myself out, thanks.
What about all those non-white people in poor countries that have to use Vespas or other old scooters? They haul big bales of hay around them. And once, I knew some gypsies in Moldova that used an old scooter to haul their cart. Are they wrong or right white people, or just poor? Please tell me.
By the way, just a real strong showing for your first entry in a long time. Time to give this up, douche. You already got a book deal that you didn’t deserve. Time to quit while you’re far, far behind.
In other words, FAIL.
ok but in my pasty white vespa wannabeowning defense, have you been into the vespa store and seen the giant black and white blow up of brigitte bardot cruising on her vespa back in the day????? you’d want one too! the sales people don’t even have to talk you into it, they just take orders all day. sigggghhhh…
ciao.
I’m THIS close to buying a Vespa! But it’s cuz I’m the world’s oldest Rude Boy.
Being of Third World people, I’m entitled to pollute with a vintage scooter.
The funny thing is that my Harley dealership also sells Vespas.
Good picture to go with the post and it could almost have been a better looking picture of me: white guy in a Brooks Brothers blazer and gray slacks on a Vespa with an Asian girlfriend.
Oh, yeah, I also love coffee, went to an Ivy league grad school, use a moleskine for business notes, took a year off after undergrad to travel the world and studied abroad among many others.
Still I might be the wrong kind of white person as I was born down south, I like shooting, my grad degree was an MBA and having worked in non-profits I am now fiercely pro corporations and free markets.
A Vespa gang drove through my neighborhood the other day. They were horrendous. Tattoos on the insides of their forearms, ratty black hair straggling out from under their retro helmets, tight black T-shirts — the full monty.
All the non-white people were terrified.
This post is really weak. Sorry.
“Oriental” is an adjective for THINGS, not people. People from Asia are called Asians. Nice try, but in the end I see you as the ignorant racist.
Ugh, so sick of these people. Seriously get over yourself. I know you are angry that you cannot say the N word anymore and see “PC police” everywhere, but put away your delusions and go watch some Nazi youtube videos.
Btdubs- Author is white, not racist, case closed.
Also I fucken love me some VESPAAAAAAAs
Normally I wouldn’t lower myself to even post a comment on a page like this. I’ve got to hand it to David Larza for his very astute comment. I couldn’t agree with him more. It’s of no matter how you cover it up with cutesy! Racism is racism no matter how you candy coat it!
I often heard my dad use the quote below:
An Ràthad Fada Glan, Is An Ràthad Goirid Salach!
This is Irish Gaelic & translates “The Long Clean Road & the Short Dirty Road. Basically, think for yourself & form your own opinions rather than what we’re seeing here, everybody jump on the band wagon & agree with the boob who started this site in the first place.
Davids suggestion has a lot of merit. Time to grow-up & get a life rather than spend all your time hiding behind your computer insulting people in a way you would be too much of a coward to in person.
Slainte’,
Maegi
NB: Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter.
I’d think those people would count as “just poor”, just like the migrant worker you see pedaling down the street on the Ladies’ Roadmaster Mt. Fury. He’s riding a bicycle, sure, but he’s no “white person”.
Lander should change the name of this blog. He might squeeze a little more attention out of the concept by admitting it’s not white people in general but actually hipsters (or mid to upper class liberals) he’s been talking about.
Toby Keith gets some credit for having been on the Colbert Report.
It’s not that you’re the wrong kind of white person… you’re simply wrong.
i want a vespa, lol
vespas are too dang expensive. I thought about getting a cheap scooter to toodle around town so I don’t have to drive my car everywhere and the vespas were slap ridiculous.
Hey! Whadda ya know? A new post!
I am white. What the hell is a Vespa?
Racist, only non white people will be on a bus, racist, racist, racist! Yeah, I understand satire and I understand racism. Satire it is, but the racism is out of bounds.
whoever wriote this really has white people down. Read David Brooks BOBOS IN PARADISE
As usual a smashingly new and very exciting post!
Thanx a ton I am trying almost every feature!!!
It’s shown in the picture!!!!
As much as I want a Vespa (and I do want one, very much), I can’t say I think very much of guys on them…
While I don’t need a guy who has a huge truck or SUV, something a little more masculine than a *scooter* would be nice
That Vespa Scooters is hot! I wish I own one . . . 🙂
Seriously, Stop spying on me!
I believe the scooter identifies you as the italian-aphile.
After all, it is only in Southern European countries that scooters are considered acceptable transport.
“a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. ”
Hahahahahhahhahhahaha… the bus part cracks me up!
Shwoomp!
That was the sound of the word “satire” flying directly over your head.
Dude, face it. Instead of having a good-natured laugh at your own predictability, something clander’s said cut just sharply enough to get under your skin. Now you’re grasping to discredit him with the R-word, so much so that “probably not white” has magically turned into “only non white”.
Yes, I agree so true!
really? this is one thing that i have never encountered in white ppl, maybe one or two talk about vespas, but never really seen one in the US, im not sure i agree with this one, its the first one i cant identify as true as the others lol.
disagree. I live in Switzerland which is not ‘southern’ and vespas are everywhere. they have a little bit of caché but essentially they are for students and immigrants. why take a vespa when you can take a train? this one only works in America….
now this is a thinking harley dealership–broadening customer base to access all white people
At least they look safer than “smart cars.” And they have that whole, cool Roman Holiday vibe going on.
A hipster (read: gentrifying) neighborhood in DC is holding a Vespa convention this weekend: http://www.nbcwashington.com/around_town/nightlife/Scootergate-Full-Throttle-DC.html
That Vespa Scooter Cool!!!
http://www.webedesigner.com
Ha! I can run over those scooters with my 10 year old Chevy.
Fuck off Paddy. Your entire country is founded on paedophilia.
I have drive a Chevy and I’m an asian female. You white guys sure LOVE asian girls driving big trucks.
Please reference #101
Vespas are cute, I’m white. This one goes under the category, stuff Europeans like.
I love this site, I salivate waiting for the next post!
Genius! Roman Holiday, that’s great.
Man… I really am white. Well literally… But I have to say that I was thinking along these lines. Yall know that the gas prices have been goin up… Of course I’m thinkin green every day too.
While I cannot speak with ultimate authority as his royal whiteness, I seem to recall that Vespas are associated with mod and ska culture, which, I have to say, is one of the few legitimately integrated subcultures. Growing up punk in Detroit I was always heartened to see brown kids and white kids riding scooters together, slam dancing together, riding skateboards together, on stage together, and having good times together. Long live the Bad Brains and the Specials.
I’ve been waiting for Vespas to make the list. When the warm weather arrives it is essentially impossible for white people to stop talking about new scooter purchases, scooter cruises, and how their quality of life in regards to parking, emmissions, and dating as dramatically improved. Guilty as charged.
Loved the post.
We use the all the time at NatureJockk’s Gay Villa to get
around the vast estate grounds and move guests about to
the shore and the spa.
Fabulicious post .
Very Whitebread. truly.
In New Orleans, White Guys just love Vespa Scooters.
Later, and I enjoy the blog’
NatureJockk.
This is why I almost never read the comments sections on great, satirical blogs like stuffwhitepeople like: there are a bunch of sad trollers out there who don’t understand satire and comedy.
If I had an ability to speak to every idiot commenter out there in internetville, I would say the following,
If you DON’T like the content of this website, or any other website on which you leave misguided comments that are only going to make people laugh at you, then DON’T READ THE BLOG.
It’s really not that hard. I am amazed that people have so much free time in their lives that they actually waste it reading blogs they don’t find funny or that offend them and then continue to waste their (and everyone who is trying to read the comments field) time by posting ill-informed, self-righteous, (and can I say unfunny?) diatribes that demonstrate only their ignorance and total lack of a sense of humor. Or self-awareness.
Long live #101. Sigh.
In my neck of the woods the whiteys like E-Bikes; they are all the rage up here in Canadaland. They are even more white-friendly than the Vespa because they make ZERO emissions, and only use about a dollar’s worth of electricity to charge.
Now, if Vespa could just get on branding an E-Bike, watch out: even the prius wouldn’t stand a chance.
So you are posting in response to trolls or to explain things to idiots?
Wow, you are a douche my friend.
Unless you are a clever troll, then congrats I am your first
wrong kind of white person.
only if your other vespa is a bianchi.
SWPL continues to be my unauthorized biography. But in my defense, I was riding around on Vespas in Italy when I was 12 years old (you can’t get a driver’s license until you’re 18 over there). When they started making them for US emissions about 10 years ago, I was so excited to get one, but could not afford. Been thinking about it again, so clearly I am very very white.
As for the mod/ska scooter subculture, that’s not Vespa, that’s scooters in general. Also, those go way more for the vintage than the new, and appreciate them for totes diff reasons.
Stating a fact is never “racist”
How is riding a bus racially inferior to riding a bike?
Safer? Are you serious? I lived in Athens for a while and when scooters were involved in crashes (Athens is not a safe city to drive in) they always had to scrape them off the asphalt.
You have the best blog online! Your one post every month or so makes up for days and days of bad blogs and online content.
Congrats!
catamaran: WIN
Don’t forget that the Vespa was prominently featured in Roman Holiday, a quintessential white person’s movie because it stars Audrey Hepburn (foreign, elegant, worked with children for the UN, in a lot of black and white movies) and Gregory Peck (who played the sympathetic attorney in To Kill A Mockingbird).
It takes a lot of thinking to produce this type of writing.
I live in a gentrified working class Italian neighborhood…with a Vespa store! So, if I purchased a Vespa there, I could use all of the justifications mentioned in the article, and I could torture people with a rant about how I only support local businesses. Fun, huh?
Its about time! I have been waiting for a scooter posting for a very long time!
Nice post! I worked at Vespa Washington (in DC) for a summer. The kinds of people we got in there were ridiculous haha!
its so great to belong to a niche as summed up herein.
these traits are enviable and every culture should try to have at least some of these rubbed off on them.
all should aspire to eat organic and not synthetic stuff
all should aspire to take concrete steps that serve to defend and protect the sanctity of the environment in which they live and breath and get it on
all should aspire to emulate whitey
the sense of humor is redemptive for a wrong sort of white guy
So you judge your mates based on the masculinity of their mode of transportation? Good luck finding a decent guy.
The girl across the street from me hit the trifecta: she has a Vespa scooter, a VW Passat, and an apple laptop. I’d add the Obama bumper sticker to this list, but I’m sure ‘4-fecta’ isn’t a word.
Its so hilarious that folks who post on here don’t even know how white they are! Lol.
Apparently Maggiebex didn’t realize “being into Vespas before other people” makes her part of this category.
Dumb whiteys.
Is posting a comment without reading the entire blog a symptom of being white?
Finally!
I have 2 vintage vespa’s.
White People certainly love these things, but few have the patience to put up with the amount of work and grease monkeying they require.
I think my ownership is cinematically much more Quadrophenia related not definitely not stinking Roman Holiday movie!
“Step Three, see how many of the following justifications a white person will use during the ensuing rant: environment, parking, urban lifestyles, union labor, writers, fuel efficiency,
Roman Holiday,
study abroad, and being into Vespas before other people.”
I guess Zach drives a scooter. And is not masculine.
I don’t care what color your skin is. Riding the bus sucks!
You don’t know what a Vespa is because you are the wrong kind of white person.
I guess they don’t read Jonathan Swift in Ireland.
Your dad actually spoke Gaelic, right. And thanks for letting all of us dummies know what language it was.
Oh, no, that was just an extra reason why I’m so guilty-as-charged by this post. I did say this site is like my biography, after all!
I am absolutely a hilariously dumb whitey! And I don’t even *have* a Vespa of my own!
But heck, if you want me to get all #101 and offended, if that will make you feel better and more self-righteous over me, I can do that too! 😉
Im as white as a sheet, and never thought about getting a vespa – i think they are moronoic….
maybe im as dark as night
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love Eddie Izzard’s bit about Italians on Vespas:
(There should totally be a SWPL post about Eddie Izzard!)
Does your city have spaces to park cars? If you’re on any kind of licensed street-legal scooter/motorcycle you have as much a right to park in any parking space as anyone else.
LOL…I am white and I have a Ninja…I laugh at everyone in my neighborhood (Williamsburgh) with a vespa…and then I smoke them!
Hey Danny, Does smoking Vespa’s get you high?
Just curious which ninja you are talking about: if its the SR250 I would give it a run for the money on my Vespa GTS. If its any larger why are you riding it in town? I ride my 750 Kat pretty much exclusively on the highways as the Vespa is a much better city bike.
(yes, I am probably the wrong sort of white person if I own two bikes and thus have twice the options to increase global warming, but on the other hand, winters are bad in Boston and we could use the rise in temperature.)
The only time I’ve contemplated riding a vespa is after watching FLCL, but I also wanted to play the bass too, so…
Vespas aren’t just scooters. they’re a way of life!
How’d you know my white ass just bought a Vespa? That I had, indeed, been dreaming about? The only difference, though, is that I’m too lazy to justify my purchase with anything other than,”Because I wanted a Vespa.”
I’m not white. I’m short brown asian female.
Never assume every person using the internet is white.
catamaran and lawgirl: dumbasses
I’ll second that and add – I never realized exactly how much I straddle the line between the right and wrong sort of white person. Even more sad, they are equally unoriginal.
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A vespa? (blank stare from a Black woman) Definitely, stuff white people like. I just saw some show on television featuring Arsenio Hall and internet footage. Three white men were on there demonstrating a redneck bull ride. (as if bull riding isn’t redneck enough). They took a tractor, stuck plastic barrels on some sort of prongs that were protruding from it, put a rope around the barrel and held on as the tractor operator spun around and around in the snow. They were constantly falling off and exposing their big red neck bellies in shirts that were too small. It was focking hilarious! Off to find a site called “stuff that rednecks like.” HAH!!!!!!!
I ride a 650. I don’t have another bike just to take down Bedford Avenue…
Love your site!!!!
I own a Vespa and I’m pretty much what you described 🙂
I’m still laughing.. thank you 🙂
I’m so glad that I’m a conservative and half of this blog doesn’t pertain to me.
Look at the excuses made for getting a vespa:
environment – meh, I might recycle the WSJ, but that’s about it.
parking – Conservative states are nice and sprawling.
Urban lifestyles – Read: apartment complexes infested with Obama loving tofu eaters.
union labor: Ford, GM, Chrysler… good work.
writers – (mostly) liberals consigned to a dying profession because of their inability to cut it in the business world…
fuel efficiency – If you can pay for it, drive it.
Roman Holiday – Thank goodness Berlusconi. Forza Italia.
Study abroad – If you really must witness first-hand the inferiority of other countries (esp. non free-market ones).
Being into Vespas before other people – NA.
Vespa’s rock and so do the people that ride them. Harleys and crotch rocket motorcycles are like belly buttons…everyone has one. No gears to shift, 70 + MPG, easy to park and stylish since 1946. They are on the high end of the QUALITY scooter spectrum but you get what you pay for.
check it out : http://www.GASOLINERALLY.com
I don’t know how sarcastic the previous comment was meant to be, but just to make a point about the yuppie, liberal, progressive white person traits:
they value things that most other cultures already value. Before white man came to colonize every country on earth, the indigenous populations did care about the earth and their environment, and they didn’t eat processed, GMO, chemical- ridden foods.
Really, white people are just trying to emulate the indigenous cultures before they came in contact with whitey. Now because they are going back to what is natural, they come off as so advanced?
“Before white man came to colonize every country on earth, the indigenous populations did care about the earth and their environment, and they didn’t eat processed, GMO, chemical- ridden foods.”
They also ate each other, so maybe to be a really advanced white guy you need to be an organic cannibal.
too bad you can’t slam a vespa and put it on double deuces right?
lol!
how about a lambretta?
also, a full-face helmet and full protective leather gear is a no-no; while a open face helment combined with wearing a scarf when riding will add credibility to you over other white folks.
thnxx,gr8 help
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Too bad they don’t have on that runs on pretentiousness, it would sell out.
shalom, your point pertains to everyone prior to the 20th century.
there was no middleman or middlecorp that stood between hunger and a meal.
organic farming is the norm…and if it had a shelf life it was max days…
so, that is what all had in common and now whitey is setting the trend-and others should follow.
SIR posted “I’m so glad that I’m a conservative”
hahaha! that’s hilarious! praise the lord and pass the ammunition! hahaha!
Stuff Conservative White People Like #1:
Going to a place they consider to be a “Liberal Stronghold”, vividly express to everyone how much different and better their ideals and values are all the while trying to convince the audience and themselves they are happy with their lives.
If you think Vespas are pretentious…check out StuffRichPeopleLove.com!
Its already been done . . . remember Jeff Foxworthy?
Hahaole, there’s a different kind of racism at work in your post here. One that envisions indigenous cultures as infallible stewards of their environment, always respectful of the land, unfailingly sustainable, in harmony. Perfect. Were it not for the evil whitey, they would have remained so.
Naturally this fantasy is easily disprovable. See, e.g. the Cahokian Mound Builders of the American Mid-west, who wiped themselves out due to overhunting and deforestation, a full century before Europeans arrived in the Americas.
See also the Rapanui of Easter Island, who deforested their small island, ate all the birds and other food sources, never learned to fish, nearly killed themselves before slave raiders finished them off.
See also the Maya. And the Anasazi. And the Polynesians on Pitcairn Island. Etc.
Furthermore, I’m not sure you want to make an argument for a better life by pointing to indigenous cultures. Among hunter-gatherers, for example, life expectancy at birth varies from around 21 to 37 years. So while they may indeed not have genetically modified foods, they also lack some rather important other advancements that Western societies bring to the table.
It’s easy and false to romanticize “indigenous cultures” as if they are a monolithic entity and perfect. I’ll bet a lot of folks imagine they’d love to live free of western influence, “in harmony with the land” among native peoples. And they’d probably be happy, right up until they got a compound fracture or needed an appendectomy.
FUCK A VESPA AND THOSE FUCKING ITALIANS. IF YOU WANT A REAL SCOOTER YOU GET A HONDA C70 PASSPORT.
MY 1982 C70 PASSPORT GETS 115 MPG AND HAS A TOP SPEED OF 50 MPH.
oh yeah. and this is the best scooter ever. though i cant afford this crap either:
http://powersports.honda.com/2009/ruckus.aspx
its also named after the midland rowdies’ favorite activity. and what they tend to bring…
Also – the indigenous people were just as violent as the whites who took over. The Indians kept themselves busy fighting each other long before whites ever made it here.
One thing I’ve learned from history is that humans are pretty much universally violent and xenophobic.
I stand by my statement, DUDE.
brephophagist would probably say blacks don’t have good enough balance to ride a bike.
what the fuck is funny?
Get a life.
Ya, and I’m starting with you.
You are right on. Then the next thing they do is get religion and keep on doing the same thing
No proof reading done for the article? Why does anyone find this site amusing, the humor is so lame. Jeesus.
don’t be sad you’re not original.view dancing monkeys . How could six billion of us be original.Lots of the best things are universal.
David L are you the king of PC ,or what.This is a humor site .Humor matters to me; if not to you, I feel sorry for you. I know loads of people this site pegs perfectly. And “things black people like” would only be pulled by morons who associate the mention of race w/ racism.Are you so dense as to not realize WHITE refers to a cultural subset of eco yuppies, not the white race, I also know plenty of non whites who are slaves to this sort of group think.
It’s Italian, how in the hell can you get what you pay for? Everything Italian is over priced and you spent they rest of your life keeping it running.
Why are you here then?
Maegi McCann, D.O. : Ed Kendall M.D. thinks you are a self righteous, boring, pedantic, sophomoric, P.C. boob.Ps. I’m also Irish by ancestry. Any true son or daughter of the emerald isle has a sense of humor.To bad someone with such a wonderful first name is such a prig. Don’t imagine your silly post is a significant moral stand.
As an Italian, I agree, that sounds like me! 😉
Nicole: you are right except that its a common eco fallacy to say that electric vehicles are ZERO emissions. The electriciy comes from a power plant, which unless its nuclear, emits.
i think pretentiousness comes when upper-middle class white people try to pretend their not pretentious. the rich seem to be fully aware of their ostentatious taste
You left out “Quadrophenia” and “Mods.”
__Orin
Scootin’ Old Skool
You have forgotten a major thing on your list……YOGURT
Thanks for your valuable input, Nurse Ratched.
Yes, but correcting thtat statement si comparable to correcting someone who says that space is a “zero gravity” environment.
Ya, there are some emissions associated with a dollar’s worth of electricity. How much?
One of the two people in that photo is not even white!
Good observation. Have your read post #11? The only thing better than a Vespa is a Vespa with an Asian girl on the back – preferably on your way to a coffee shop.
you gotta love them sprawling cotton fields of oklahoma. the delightful bogs of georgia. the majestic plains of wyoming.
RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR GLOBAL GRAND CHANCELLOR FOR LIFE!!!
I rented a Vespa once while I was visiting San Francisco (loads of the right kind of white people running around in that city!) However, climbing some of the hills on my rented Vespa was a bit of a challenge but somehow I managed. It was a great way to see a beautiful city although the closer I got to the Sunset District it became very cold!
Buck; calm down, dude.
I do believe Christian was trying to poke fun at a tired stereotype about black people riding buses.
Also, in Los Aneles, it’s not entirely true — both blacks and hispanics are the predominate races of the people who ride public transportation.
My scooter has a pouch for my hamsters, how about yours gay white boys?
Ha! I have a concealed carry license and what REAL white guy would’nt want a pistol in your waistband and being cool at the same time?
Haha, spot on once again! I really want a scooter (needn’t be a vespa, although they do have a nice design) even though I already have a car AND bicycle.
seems like the quality of post for this website is going down. Mediocre/Bad bad article…
Its hard to light my crack pipe, rape women and shoot cops in a Vespa.
/drives ford ecoline van.
This is a better picture:
http://www.vespasoho.com/about-vespa-soho.html
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your a whore
JIGGABOO!
BLACK PEOPLE LIKE WHITE WOMEN WITH BLONDE HAIR WHO ARE THE SIZE OF GREAT WHALES. YOU LIKE TO RIDE BIKES WITH THEIR FATASSES HANGING OFF THE BACK OF THE BIKE WHICH JUST WEIGHS THAT SHIT DOWN! BLACK PEOPLE ALSO LIKE TO TRY AND TEAR THE PUSSY UP!! BUT THEIR DICKS ARE REALLY FUCKING SMALL ALTHOUGH THEY CLAIM AND HAVE WEBSITES ABOUT THEIR MONSTER HUGE COCKABOCKBOCKS!~
Katie, you are a bigoted idiot. Do everyone a favor and stop commenting on every post with racist epithets which coincidentally hurts your abysmal case. This website is satire and it’s host is a white man.
Vespa’s, especially old ones have 2-stroke engines. A 2-stroke engine of equal displacement to a 4-stroke will emit 10 to 100 times more noxious emissions. It’s worse than a car.
They’re really cool, but the vintage ones are an environmental sin, I’m afraid…
IIIIIII JUUUUUUSSSST POOOOOOPED!!
Bosseet –
Not exactly sure what you are trying to say. For most of human history people were terrified of famine and starvation. Guess what – all they had was Organic Farming.
One of the reasons we are so prosperous and healthy is because the evil white man invented chemistry, pesticides, fertilizer, food preservation, and refrigeration. To disavow these things is to trash your heritage.
Remember all those evil white men who came before you who toiled so you could have food on your plate every night.
And also for letting us know it was Irish Gaelic as opposed to the miriad dialectal variations of same spoken on so many of the smaller Pacific islands.
I took it to be a nod to the hypocrisy of inner-city types (just like me, as it happens) who love to talk about how wonderful public transport is and how much better cities would be if only everyone would use it but who never ever actually get on a bus. I can laugh at myself for being a hypocrite when this author skewers my faults and those of others just like me so deftly but if I thought for a second he was making non-whites the butt of the joke I would stop reading, as doubtless would most of his readership.
Quadrella!
Why don’t you ask SIR for his contact details? You two were made for each other!
wow, not sure how to follow the incredibly intelligent comments above. but here goes. a vespa scooter is to transport what mandarin duck is to travel suitcases
I was just going to point that out… High mileage does not equal low emissions. Or we would all remove our cataltyic converters
Now really, do you believe that? Are you Christian’s daddy? Also, Chucky Baby, you kind of seem to be fitting the racist mold yourself.
Chucky Babes, your gay. A San Fransisco street fairy. So that’s why you’re a racist. In is some diminutive way makes you feel superior.
In your own mouth. Now, swallow.
I hate Vespa’s! Don’t ride on them drunk. Even though it seems like a toy, they’re not.
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Just want to reiterate how wonderful it is to frequent this website immediately after a casual visit to bossip….
the commentators pontificate in ebonics-slang and after catching up with black gossip, white culture beckons..
white power
Reminds me of a funny story – I bought a Saturn ION ’05 a few years ago and thought nothing of it. A friend helped me get it and for the first time in a long time, I wasn’t bumming rides off of friends. One day, I was leaving a job site and getting in my car when a girl I knew looked at me in amazement. I asked her what was wrong and she said “You know that only black people drive Saturns right?”
Needless to say, when I left, I cranked up my white boy alternative rock music so the cops wouldn’t mistake me for a brutha.
Wow look at how excited white people get when discussing indigenious cultures.
America! FUCK YEAH!
Coming to save the motherfucking day!
Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions who play it and the billions who watch it, nothing will change that. We are better, we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is inferior, for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature to Americans. Soccer sucks.
GOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Yes I can not get into those at all…I would rather walk!!
Yes,,,don;t get this one..Why white people..why?
Taha. I love love LOVE this sight. My roomie and I find it super HILARIOUS!
Anyway, about Vespas. There is a totes redink reference in the movie “Saved.” It’s pretty jawesome. I couldn’t stop thinking about it the whole time I read this article and the comments.
Like to laugh. Jahahaha. Outtie.
That is precisely why Vespas are “stuff white people like.”
The equivalency to Moleskines is instructive.
Ha, good point. I get a lot of people asking me two questions when I am getting on or off my Vespa. Question 1 is, “How many MPG?” (People of all colors ask that one.) Question 2 is, “How much does one of those cost?” I don’t want them to faint, so I say, “This one’s expensive because it’s Italian. The ones from Taiwan and Japan are $2,000 to $3,000 new.” (Actually, people of all colors ask that one too.)
Soccer is for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature? Joe, to borrow a phrase from “Billy Madison”:
“…what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”
Fortunately, in America, stupid isn’t illegal, otherwise you’d have been locked away a long time ago.
While an American footballer usually is bigger (esp linemen) because of the nature of the game, I doubt if many of them have the stamina required to be on the move for a 90 minute soccer match. There is a lot of standing around in football, interspersed with intense physical contact. They are different games that require different skill sets, and I doubt one in inherently superior to the other.
And yes, American culture is pretty dominant now, but so was English culture in the 18th and 19th centuries, and Roman culture for about a millenia. What’s your point, moron? They also believed they were each somehow inherently superior, and that their ways/culture/mindset would dominate the world forever. Cricket, anyone?
Anyway, Joe, you like to talk like a tough guy. The anominity of the Internet makes that easy. I’d love to see you go to a pub in Manchester (Man U) or North London (Arsenal FC) and share your ‘wisdom’ about the merits of soccer v. American football. You’ll be crying like the stupid little chickenshit bitch you are even before any of those yobbos touched you.
You see these especially in Italy, but they work in London as well. Very well, I must say.
I was wondering when “scooters” was going to be added to the list. Don’t forget mopeds are also included in this phenomenon.
I totally disagree – I’m spanish and my wife is from Africa – Both of us love soccer and live in Seattle – where the new soccer team is kicking arse and also taking the place of our ol’ beloved Sonics (OK Thunder).
American sports have lost some of their glamor, but more importantly – their popularity and revenue.
I like Football and Baseball too – but roids and all the noids kills it for most of us.
Oh Yeah – Vespas are lame
Billy
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sonofabitch! fine, you know what, I’m gonna get an English motorbike instead!
oh, Iforgot to add that a word that I’d love to see in your list is “EMPOWERMENT”… as important as awareness 😉
More countries play soccer than American rules… Only Americans play American rules. The whole of Europe plays soccer, and people in Australia.
“American sports dominate the world.” They dominate YOUR world because the media in America is so blind to the fact that every non American in the world mocks you.
Ps. I know there are perfectly decent people in America, but this man unfortunately seems to represent the majority.
Joe, you are The Plumber. Because you plumb, you plumber.
Nobody has plumbed the depths of plumbing like you. Plumb boy. I bet you love eating plumbs.
Plumber.
WOOHOO
a new post.
Glad to see another hilarious post!
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White people don’t like this stuff any more due to the credit crisis.
Lol this is definitely something you will never see a non white on…
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chad you are an impostor or the personification of the “wrong type white man”
of course,,,the health industry is prospering.
the pharmaceuticals are definitely in business and you take credit for that…fool
anything with a shelf life that spans the duration it takes the Earth to revolve around the Sun is not eatable so make try to eat from the ground not from the lab.
no right type of white person ever uses the redundant acronym LOL, true that.
I just sold my Vespa about 3 weeks ago after one too many near collisions with automobiles. But if I didn’t live in a metro area I’d still own it and love it!!!
Raymond
Scottsdale, Arizona
why are u always talking about swallowing, you are an old queen homo fag, right.
Oh yes the Buckaroo loves it in the ass, oh and when its a black dick well thats the best. Gets lonely waiting in public restrooms at the bus station, but whats a girl to do.
Abit late, the high level white people have moved over to vintage fixed gear bikes.
How about just taking the bus? Is that masculine enough?
I was just looking at Vespas the other day. Fantasizing about not only the scooter, but the accoutrements that go with it: riding gloves, scarf flapping in the wind, cutesy little helmet that’s much more form than function. Glad to know I was on the right track.
or if they do, its at least slightly ironic
Pathetic.
SOCCER is a gay, girly, dumb, boring, shitty pseudo sport that comes from sissy Europe. In America, if you say you like soccer you will get mocked for being a fag and liking a fag sport.
Americans are a lot more evolved and culturally superior to non-Americans, hence everything that is AMERICAN is superior to that which is non-American.
AMERICAN sports >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN athletes >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN culture >>>>> SOCCER
AMERICA >>>>> SOCCER
Soccer represents the poor, culturally undeveloped, nihilistic, decadent, pointless culture of Europe and the third world. Every American believes this.
it’s true that american “soccer” players are pretty wimpy. however the toughness of association football is pretty apparent to the billions of fans. in addition, there is a level of skill that is unparalleled in american sports. anyone over 6’7″ can play in the NBA if he practices and anyone who wants to lift weights like a maniac and practice sprinting can be an NFL player, as long as they get stronger and bigger then their competitors for their respective position. The toughness of getting regulary clobbered with no protection while the crowd demands you to run the gauntlet is only available in european and south american football. No guts no glory.
I have always wanted a vespa since the 80’s, frig the environment, I just want one!
According to your argument, soccer is superior to you.
I have a cream vespa and we used to have an old Mercedes, but now we have 3 knackered old landrovers (Im not sure what that says about us????) LOL! X
This blog is getting lackluster.
cute
are you in a bad mood today? or are you a generally angry person? why all the hostility?
No, chad is right. And medicine is good stuff, especially if you’re sick. And dried grain can last 40 years or even longer. And I understand the passion about organic farming, but I think you could try harder to make the case for it. Namecalling doesn’t make it so.
I wish the Buckaroo would make wild passionate love to me. I’m so lonely because I’m so ugly and a bad fuck to boot. Come on Bucky make my day.
Forget it bitch. You also forgot to tell everyone you’re a fat pasty white toothless whore. Just because you have Buckaroo tattooed across your forehead doesn’t excite me.
By the way, get off your knees and go back to your trailer.
with the frequency in which that syllable is used you’d think all white people sniffed gas while chuckling hystericali.
this trend needs to be stopped.
Lackluster? Like white people?
Wow, Im surprised at how many people dont get this blog, Jimmy the Greek, its totally understandable that other countries use a Vespa for real purposes, good for them!
The joke is the self-importance of these ‘white people’ .
Don’t worry Megan, Jimmy, David L, racism does really exist, so be a trooper and break up a Klan meeting, help end the use of the N word in rap music, and speak out against the blantant anti-Semitism from Akmedinijad on a bi-weekly basis against the Jews, your PC vitrol would be better spent on just causes, not white people making fun of themselves!
i thought this post and the last were pretty good. mostly because i’ve always wanted a vespa, and because i can’t name any reggae musicians except bob marley. and, i’m white, of course.
yeah…like other people have said, this is mainly a blog about mocking hipsters and upper-middle class urban liberals. if you’re white, it’s fun to see how many of these posts match up with stuff you do.
This blog is not funny anymore. It’s just stereotypes that don’t fit white people, but northern yuppies of all races.
SOCCER is a gay, girly, dumb, boring, shitty pseudo sport that comes from sissy Europe. In America, if you say you like soccer you will get mocked for being a fag and liking a fag sport. There is nothing more unmasculine and uncool than being a fan of soccer, it result in social ridicule and insults.
Americans are a lot more evolved and culturally superior to non-Americans, hence everything that is AMERICAN is superior to that which is non-American.
AMERICAN sports >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN athletes >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN culture >>>>> SOCCER
AMERICA >>>>> SOCCER
Soccer represents the poor, undeveloped, nihilistic, decadent, pointless culture of Europe and the third world. Every American believes this.
Wow…and I thought watching fat men in tights piling on top of one another was the hottest man on man action you could find. Your decadent, culturally-underdeveloped and pointless argument has made me think otherwise. And weren’t we discussing scooters here, joe superior?
if you look homoeroticism in the dicktionary you’ll glimpse football players clad in white using the ball as an excuse to- simulate doggystyle pose.
american football can get any dick monger hard
That was always the point.
are you serious right now with this? I loooove soccer and i don’t get made fun of at all. Many of my friends like it too and we get praised for liking something outside the box. Also, soccer has been around longer than a lot of american sports and btw america has a soccer team in case you didn’t know. Also, soccer is very masculine. I’m not sure what makes it unmasculine or why that’s an insult. You need to have crazy speed, agility and endurance to run for a hour and a half straight. England, Spain, and France all have soccer teams and they’re the top leagues in the world. Last time I checked those weren’t third world countries. I can understand if you don’t like something but don’t just talk out your ass and make false statements for things you obviously don’t know about. That’s part of being ignorant. Let’s stop this epidemic. Next time you don’t like something and you don’t know much about it, why don’t you try researching the topic and then open your mouth (or write about in this case). Furthermore, I don’t appreciate you using the word fag, that’s just an ugly word with ugly history behind it.
Are you all serious? This isn’t a blog; it’s an ignorant rant from a fool. Read some great books, get out there and meet people…this is one of the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever stumbled on, you’re an idiot! Your readership are idiots..If you really think that scooters, football, taking a bus journey differentiates your creed, yikes, you should do some travelling and actually see the world for what it is. America was one of the last continents to be a) populated and b) to develop its own differentiating culture albeit its all been stolen and mixed up from Africa and central Europe. lol, you really are an idiot, ha. Thanks for the laugh
No man, white people like mopeds: Motobecane, Puch, Tomos…
I am Asian and I want a Hayabusa.
See you gringos on the dragstrip, or the Nuerburgring.
(American) football players don themselves in full body armor for protection.
(Association) football, a.k.a. soccer, players have nothing but shinguards and get their legs broken all the time.
Who is the sissie?
FLCL, that girl rode a vespa. Totes white.
This is supposed to bo funny retard, get a job
LOL, this is great. Let’s all get out there and meet people and travel the world.
This is such an awesome blog.
And I would like to add something to the list:
upsetting people with list of things white people like.
Agreed.
Soccer is definitely cool, but the players are all whiners. So many fake injuries and crying imakes it difficult to watch. Every time there’s contact some little puss rolls round on the ground like he got sniped.
Soccer is definitely cool, but the players are all whiners. So many fake injuries and crying imakes it difficult to watch. Every time there’s contact some little puss rolls round on the ground like he got sniped.
your comments are so tragically ironic that I hope you were kidding.
You’re missing the point a bit.
it’s because there is a meta-game in soccer where you have to pretend to be injured on contact to draw the refs attention to the situation and hopefully generate red/yellow cards on your opponents players, and also get your team free kicks and penalty shots.
Kat: i hope to god this isn’t a fake post.
Posts like yours is why i read SWPL.
weak troll 2/10, +1 for use of nihilistic.
i think you finally figured out what SWPL is about. good job.
Geez…Are you thick.
Same thought that crossed my mind – “Oriental” is a very ignorant way to say “Asian.”
After reading some posts, I’ve concluded that one of the things White People like to do most is name-call. Some of their favorites: “Racist,” “Nazi”, “Fag,” “Bigot,” “Idiot,” “Bastard,” “Stupid,” Pathetic.” Nothing quite like namecalling to show one’s own level of sophistication, intelligence, tolerance and love for others.
However, being the wrong kind of white, I’m not going to namecall myself. I’m just the wrong kind.
Sad is the man that defines himself by the things he owns.
I really think Subaru Outbacks deserve their own entry on the list. A little known fact about the Outback is Subaru has a free factory option in which Subaru will affix up to three Obama bumperstickers to the back of each Outback. For a small fee ($50), Subaru will also install a Coexist bumpersticker.
It’s sad that so many people can’t recognise sarcasm and satire when they see it. …. Actually, it’s not sad, it’s hilarious!
The Smart Car fourtwo and fourfour got awarded 4/5 in the EuroNCAP crash tests which is more than the Chrysler Voyager and the Jeep Grand Cherokee got.
The same amazing indigenous people who cant stop multiplying?
Those ‘altered foods’ are feeding upto 2/3 of the worlds population right now and have saved the lives of over one billion people. Created by a white man, who no one knows the name of or cares about.
Norman Borlaug.
Oh, well. He can take his food technology home and the indigenous people can go back to believing in demons, rain dances and human sacrifice to keep the sun moving across the sky.
nice collection about vespa. really good motor vehicles
In Europe, owning a scooter says “im 16yrs old an waiting until im 17 so i can move onto a more powerful bike”
There is no magic, mystery or romance about it.
Americans take the most benign European activities, attitudes etc and turn them into something they are not. Which allows the “wrong kind of white American” to attack this false image.
Its about as funny as every American wandering around calling themselves ‘Italian’ or ‘Irish’.
Yeah, you dont speak Italian, know nothing of Italian history, politics, geography etc. You buy your peanut butter cups and mountain dew from walmart, dressed head to toe in beige khaki, drive home in your Toyota to watch American Idol and still maintain you are ‘Italian’ because you say “mangia” and fake support for the Italian football team every 4 years//
Bugga – I am everything you blog about. Shit! You have caught me out. Seriously, this is great stuff, this hurts 🙂 I need to get a new life, a new stereo type. Well done!
“I’ll bet a lot of folks imagine they’d love to live free of western influence, “in harmony with the land” among native peoples. And they’d probably be happy, right up until they got a compound fracture or needed an appendectomy”
Yes, lets all live our lives in fear.
Place me in a cage, spoon feed me. Keep the temperature at a mild 20C, dont ever let me feel discomfort or pain. I MUST NOT SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As evident from the other 100 million species on this planet. Life is obviously about being ‘comfortable’.
Mundane comfort.
e.g. Jon above^^^ Haha, poor bitter bastard
I HATE HATE HATE THOSE THINGS! but i am not white either LOL
I’ve been around Vespas all my life. Riden a few, but never owned one. Everything you say is true though. LOL. Do I want to own one? Yes, a vintage one, but just for show and tell. You know why? A vintage Vespa is a status symbol. Kinda like sporting some bling in a way.
You forgot “douchebag”
Shut up.
Well howdy folks! Here we are 6 months into the abominable Obama administration, and what have we got so far?
Missile strikes on nuclear armed Pakistan, abrogation of the NAFTA treaty, massive communism in the form of bank and auto nationalization, a deliberate plot to bankrupt America, a media revealed to be too pussy to criticize a black man, a Jew Supremacist posing as a Latina for a Supreme Court nomination who thinks Latinas are superior to white men, a complete takeover of the media by homosexuals (see Prejean controversy), specific threats to white people made by world leaders such as Brazil’s Lulu, no prospect of closing Gitmo, no prospect of leaving Iraq, an INCREASE in the “War On Terror”, more troops to Afghanistan, threatening Iran with invasion repeatedly, a president who is an even greater Shabbatgoy than Bush was, a black attorney general hiding behind the FBI calling men greater than him “cowards”, a “Richardian” near-recession, the introduction of something called a “pay czar”, so many handouts to businesses that legit businesses now need handouts too to compete, more race quotas, more restrictions of free speech in the guise of “hate crime” legislation, a promise to restrict men from the workplace as is done in Europe and Canada, forcing corporations to have quotas of brown people and women on their board, re-introduction of the draft – for girls too, threatening senators with “marital law” if his budget didn’t pass, an Israeli soldier and Jewish supremacist as chief of staff, a press corps which leads off pressers with “what has enchanted you the most?” as a legitimate question…that’s just off the top of my head and I barely read the paper anymore.
And it’s not like I didn’t warn you this wasn’t going to happen. On the contrary, I – pretty much alone among all humans on the planet Earth – called this one 100%, here is what I wrote right here on this blog days before America’s grave mistake in electing this affirmative action case:
“Guy’s family is living in poverty while he lives in a million dollar home.
Threw one grandmother under the bus and the other lives in a shantytown.
Accepts donations from his illegal alien aunt that he doesn’t even know is living in the USA.
Admits he wants to “bankrupt” the coal industry which provides 50% of American power.
Marxist, and a follower of a man who dedicated his playbook to Lucifer.
Racist pig who dumped his girlfriend because she was white.
Affirmative action case who couldn’t cut it in the private sector.
Lets his mother die on food stamps after he graduates Harvard Law.
No accomplishments.
Race hustler, whose race hustler wife gets $300,000 a year from taxpayers.
Dirty Chicago politician.
Palpable antipathy toward all things white evident in his autobiography.
Obvious dislike of the decent “white folk” who raised him after he was abandoned, twice, by his African father and Marxist mother.
Son of a drunk who would give Henry Earl a run for his money and whose parents sent Obama’s mom’s parents a letter saying they didn’t want their son’s blood to be “sullied” by a white woman.
Running on meaningless platitudes of “hope” and “change”.
Ran on anti-war platform only until Hillary was out of the way, now considered even by neo-cons such as Bill Kristol to be about the same as McCain on foreign policy.
Thinks America should invade nuclear armed Pakistan. Pledged three times to AIPAC to do “everything” to prevent sovereign state of Iran from developing defensive weaponry.
Anti-religion, in a country over 90% religious.
Thinks the government should seize citizens’ guns.
Illiterate affirmative action wife’s thesis released revealing deep hatred of white society, says she’s not proud to be American.
Will probably make females eligible for draft.
Wants to introduce expensive new social programs such as a national babysitting program during economic downturn.
Bought and paid for by mortgage and loan industry.
Humorless, can’t take a joke even from fellow Marxist Mo Dowd.
Wants to release tens of thousands of felons on to the streets and give criminals a free pass if they enter rehab.
Full-on “Israel First”er who will let American policy be driven from Jerusalem.
Wants to extend affirmative action to women at a time when American firms are already struggling to compete internationally.
Socialized medicine.
Not very honest, or bright, overrated as a speaker.
Will likely declare an amnesty on black prisoners, black supporters are already talking about counting on a fellow brother for pardons.
Empty vessel whose blackeness is used as a human shield by the Axelrods and Ayerses of America to make America even more Marxist.
Uses his kids as an electoral prop on Entertainment Tonight.
Few if any accomplishments, disturbing habit of voting “present”.”
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/04/114-america/?cp=all#comments
I believe this to be the most complete, most dominant critique of Barack Obama written anywhere by anyone prior to the election, an accomplishment for which I feel no small amount of pride.
I also confess to feeling near-Canadian levels of smugness at the moment, which is pretty much the only solace I find in the decline of America. Anyone who supported this fraud should have their assets confiscated to pay for the debt he has forced upon America.
Look, it’s so bad other countries – far shittier countries at the moment – are laughing at America. Laughing. If they feel anything for America, it is pity at best.
To the people who voted for Obama and who supported him: we have your names, we know where you live. You owe us a few trillion dollars and we’re calling in our loan, pay up. Now.
In America, football is football and cool and soccer is a gay girly shitty boring homosexual commie sport for losers who have no friends and wiehgt 170lb. Real men watch 280lb monsters in war pads (yeah WAR PADS!) get JACKED UP and destroy each other with big HITS!
what the fuck does this have to do with vespa scooters?
You are not that far off the wall. A corollary to this is:
“Stuff that Asian People Like”
#1 – 126 See: Stuff that White People Like
I doubt there are 500 Vespas in all of America, half owned by faggots, the other half by Brits (same thing I suppose): what the fuck do Vespas have to do with stuff white people – PROPER white people – like? Nothing.
Now, Lander praised the election of Obama, who is running America into the ground faster than George Bush did – no mean feat – and since this is a race blog about race isssues and which endorsed Obama (entirely because of his race, natch) my comment is wholly topical and germane.
The willful destruction of America is somewhat more important than faggotty scooters.
I believe there is now ample cause for white Americans to demand self-determination as the Kosovars and other persecuted ethnic groups have done under international law. Thirty five thousand rapes of white women every year by negroes, hundreds of thousands of negro gangs destroying the nation’s cities – just as we predicted would happen in 1964. Forced integration has failed and, given the low level warfare negroes are conducting against whites every day and state-sponsored discrimination against whites and white owned businesses, it has become a human rights issue as well.
White Americans need and deserve a White homeland where they can protect themselves against murderous hostile minorities. We’ve seen enough, the debate is over.
A White American homeland for American whites.
This simple request shouldn’t be a problem, since negroes and Jews and everyone else have been hating white people for decades, saying we are racist devils who are ruining the world. Fine. You go live in your corner of America and leave us the fuck alone.
Sound good? Can we work together on this, since we all agree that forced integration was a mistake and the hostility non-whites have for whites will never, ever cease?
Negroes hate us, Latinos hate us, Jews hate us. Pakistanis, East Indians, American Indians? They hate us too. The Chinaman seems cool with us and vice versa, maybe they can be the intermediaries and interlocutors for re-segregation.
Come on people, be honest: race hatred and violence has gotten worse every year since 1964. The media is outright vicious toward white people, check out this story from NBC:
“No Senator Schakowsky
Leaves field to rich white boys”
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/No-Senator-Schakowsky.html
They don’t even bother hiding their hatred of white people anymore. Neither do negroes, most will tell you to your face they hate white people.
Hate, hate, hate. We whites are surrounded by hate. Enough. A homeland for a persecuted people isn’t a request, it’s international – and natural – law.
Bollocks. Sensible white people eschew Vespas in favour of Amphicars.
wow.
And spandex. Don’t forget the spandex pants and the ass slapping. So manly and heterosexual.
“For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white.”
GENIUS.
Does anyone feel like going out and beating up some stupid yuppie white people? We could make a fun little game of it.
Goood Gawd!
Mississippi in the 20’s called, they want you back, no one else fits in your sheet.
I dunno Elite One. I’m white and I totally love Vaspas. On top of that, the only Chinaman I know isn’t too fond of me. Not sure your facts are sound.
I guess I’m not White then, because I use the bus. Before that, I had an old Camaro, white-trash, tweaker car.
TEO, you’re a prime example of the “wrong type of white person”…
“Does anyone feel like going out and beating up some stupid yuppie white people?”
Yeah, about thirty million negroes and twenty million latinos.
“We could make a fun little game of it.”
When asked if he planned to invade America a Japanese General famously remarked “there’d be a gun behind every blade of grass”. Of course, the Japanese have IQs over a standard deviation higher than negroes and latinos, who are probably dumb enough to start a civil war with the most well armed, trained and equipped military force in world history: white Americans.
We’ll make the LOLocaust look like a fucking game of spin the bottle in comparison; “fun little game” indeed.
“I’m white and I totally love Vaspas.”
Yeah, but you forget to mention the highly pertinent fact that you are a homosexualist.
Oh, I see you’re a Zen practitioner, boy do I have a bone to pick with you: faggots, trannies, and feminists – bald feminists, the worst kind – have infiltrated every fucking sangha on the North American continent.
Fuck off! Start your own fucking sanghas!
Men deserve to be taught the dhamma from *proper* heterosexual men as has been the custom for 2,500 years, not by pissed off entryist feminists and faggots with grudges and shit.
They don’t let women into sanghas at all in Asia and faggotry is of course out of the question, as the Buddha himself declared. You know that. So fuck off with ruining Buddhism, OK?
Football is a negro sport now, unfortunately, so Proper White People watch MMA exclusively.
“Don’t forget the spandex pants and the ass slapping.”
Finding gay subtext in *everything* is something we PWPs find very boring about gay people.
Hey, maybe provide us a list of shit that you *don’t* think is homoerotic in someway; that would be eminently more convenient for all parties rather than you incessantly going on about how everything is gay.
You know what else white people like?
White people like ‘Stuff White People Like’
!!!
I want a Vespa.
You’re a dummy.
You’re not clever.
You disappoint yourself daily.
My ex has a Vespa. I stupidly thought that was cool at the time. Now Vespa equals fat, one-eyed douchebag. Oh yes. You know who you are!
What was I thinking?
lol… no one else can fit into ur sheet…
ur both missing the point… soccer has the hottest players… best bods, best butts…
I’m a black hispanic who wishes he was white trash… I want an old Camaro or Firebird!
With thoughts on race and vespas.
Guess who likes my scooter best besides me? No, not indie boys or sporty dykes, or even full on vespa enthusiasts. Nope, the typical fan of my scooter is a 50 year old black male driving a conversion van. How do I know this? Because without fail, 99% of the time someone yells out to me while I am stopped at a red light, or parked in the gas station, it is a person who fits this description.
Seven years now I have been riding this bike and for seven years this maxim has held true. Last week it was a city worker who was driving a giant street cleaning machine by UDF. Liv and I pulled up to get gas and a middle aged black man yells to me over his roaring machine “where’d you get those bikes?” His vehicle was so loud I couldn’t hear him, so he turned it off, took off his headphones and yelled again. We chatted for a few minutes, he cooed over the bikes and we went our separate ways.
Now, you might think as I have, that the shiny chrome or the fly white walls or the overall vintage styling of the scooter are the reasons that older black men like my bike so much. And that may be true because the line between a 1980 P200E and a 78 Cadillac are not that far off in terms of style.
But, the thing that fascinates me most about this re-curring experience is that I know there are plenty of indie boys and sporty dykes and hard core vespa enthusiasts who ooh and ahh over my bike from afar (the time I came out from a movie and found a woman straddling my bike while her boyfriend snapped pictures is proof enough), but the thing that makes it different is that the black men take the time to talk to me. Despite all the power of our everyday racisms that might keep an older black man from rolling up next to a white stranger on a scooter, it happens again and again, truly without fail. Sometimes it’s ironic how life works.
I still prefer my CB900F–does that mean I’m not white anymore?
(Checks pants) It’s OK, I’m still white.
I second that.
Oh James, you are why a lot of educated, open -minded, people are embarrassed to be US citizens these days…
Yep. Fifty year old black men secretly lust after Vespas, it’s the conservative media that covers it up.
Fact: over 9000 Black Vespa Rider Associations exist in America. While negroes are well known cycling and motorcycle advocates, their Vespa adoration and adulation has been hidden from the public – UNTIL NOW.
*GROAN* the fucking lengths these Mobys will go to to attempt to prove a ridiculous point…
I agree.
Remember, “white people” in this blog means “hipsters with a rich mommy/daddy” or “yuppie starbucks/prius/J crew types”
Both of these groups don’t need to take a bus because, well, they have vespas. Or volvos. Or any car.
I’m white. I ride the bus/train. I want a vespa, but only so I don’t have to ride the bus/train.
I drive a Subaru Outback (Sport) and I used to have a Ron Paul sticker taped in the rear window
(I’m not white enough to actually put a campaign sticker on my car…so I can be like one of those people still holding out for “Kerry/Edwards ’04”)
I like white suit wearing asian women standing next to vespas. Call me wierd, I don’t think I’m the only one. I know this is SWPL and I’m B so take my opinions with a grain of salt, which – though white – is liked by most people.
Buck;
You need to learn how to appreciate the subtleties in the humor that is contained in the blog and the posts on this site.
BTW, I am stating a fact — here in Los Angeles, if you look at the racial make-up of the people who ride public transportation, the vast majority of them are either black or hispanic.
I admit that I am not the most politically correct person when it comes to racial issues but nor am I a racist. I try to judge each person based on individual merit.
I also voted for Obama and voted against Prop 8 (the California ballot initiative that outlawed gay marriage). I mean, how fricking liberal is that!
Negroes?
I do. To be fair, though, I’ve had absolutely no self-confidence since I was Fran Drescher’s love slave for nine agonizing months back in the ’90s. I tried multiple times to escape from her, but she’d always overpower me.
To this day, I find that the most horrifying sound in the world is Fran Drescher laughing and achieving a shaking orgasm.
She’d usually cum on my face too.
How’s everything at Huntsman Chemical or whatever the name of your employers is these days, Shiraz?
I’m sorry, but soccer is incredibly boring, even more boring than hockey and baseball.
While not always spot on I must say this website has some good ones, comparing a Vespa to an ideal spouse may be one of the funniest things I’ve read in awhile.
To The Elite One “near-Canadian levels of smugness” as a Canadian I must say, kudos.
Dude, is it hard to just get your own blog and whore it in the comments like everyone else? That’s what REAL PWPs do!
third
And you are spewing love, huh? Sounds like hate to me. Some of your points are valid, but you are a nutcase. Get your own blog or find the correct forum to spew on.
And you are also one of the readership. Welcome to the idiot club 🙂
Great blog!
Ha ha! Don’t know whether to laugh because it’s so funny or cry because I’m so easily categorised. Oh well, Vespas still rule, and if anyone needs to justify their purchase I think “Because they’re just fun” is ample excuse. All the other positive attributes are a bonus.
Ooops, don’t get me started talking 😀
A (partial) list of non-homoerotic things:
– Manilla Folders
– Barack Obama
– Idaho
– Stuff White People Like
– Anyone and anything who is comfortable enough with anything and anyone “gay” to not make it into an issue at all.
Hopefully my point has been heard.
Did I stutter, faggot?
“Barack Obama”
Uh-uh, the Hollywood Gay Mafia were the ones who damned near forced him to run for president, so infatuated with Obama they are.
“Stuff White People Like”
Christian Lander poses for pictures with food. Nuff said.
“Anyone and anything who is comfortable enough with anything and anyone “gay” to not make it into an issue at all.”
I’m exceedingly uncomfortable with vicious homosexuals like Perez Hilton who are pretty much anti-western civilization and so are millions, perhaps billions of people on this planet. Gays hate us – they couldn’t possibly be more explicit about it. They also vote en masse for socialists, always wanting to raise taxes and restrict speech. That’s why Hitler rounded them up, you know: they were so indistinguishable from Bolsheviks who were a serious threat to Germany at the time that it was safer to just round them all up.
Accordingly, it is entirely cricket to have a less than flattering opinion about gays.
G’day,
I saw an article about you in “The Age”, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Wednesday, June 10.
So I thought that I would visit and say, “G’day!”.
Oh, see that I’ve done that already.
Cheers and beers..
Lol! You are just adorable. I don’t even come here to read the entries anymore. You and the other white supremacist trolls crack me up.
i just tried http://www.stuffblackpeoplelike but it’s a broken link…hmmm
some whitey at google supressing blacks
Mike M just be proud of your heritage and maybe thus it will rub off on others…
“You and the other white supremacist trolls crack me up.”
I’m neither troll nor white supremacist, I’m a Pro-White activist who opposes the ongoing slow motion genocide being perpetrated against white people, and who advocates a North American homeland for endangered white people who are persecuted by the browns. I appreciate the sentiment, however.
it is funny how a crappy bike with a motor became cool with the psuedo intellctual losers!! the same idiots who know obama is a sleeze ball but voted for him because they are zombies also drive these things!
fixies are gay.
Oh man, spot on again. SWPL never fails.
ever seen Quadraphenia? Not in the south.
Dood. Going on and on about the inequities in our culture (and stating them as fact) – Not very subtle.
You appreciate the sentiment of people who don’t actually take you seriously and view you as a laughable crank?
Gentlemen’s Agreement – more wp cred.
yay – “talking points” – how original.
Think for yourself people, or Glenn Beck will do it for you.
my vespa has gears and a clutch.
Also I live in Toronto (not exactly a European type of city) and some days it seems darn near everyone has one.
I love this site! I think another good topic would be animal rescue. I swear, if I have to hear my co-worker go on about saving greyhounds I’m gonna puke all over her new balance shoes…
lern too spel
so I take it that’s *not* a Neil Young reference then?
fave comment. I was beginning to regret having read down this far.
Thx Rob, that was written with great aplumb.
What’s wrong with the old style Yamaha’s or Suzuki’s?
Don’t hate on the yelo man.
totes. Just like those with Irish ancesrty who get all hot headed on St Paddy’s day. Wannabes.
LOL, I’d been harrassing the Stuff White People like folks about doing a Vespa posting for years (that’s right, since before YOU started reading this blog).
While I’m not white, I have been riding vintage Vespas since 1995 (before they were cool, so that makes me hip, right?) and have indeed noticed all of the phenoms noted in the article.
For extra fun, do a search on youtube for “Scootergate” to see video of about 50 scooters riding around the DC area. Aside from my Porto Rikken self and one or two brothers on the ride, it’s almost exclusively white people. This might also help to explain why with all the chrome accessories and scooter pimping that you’ll rarely see a stereo on a Vespa Scooter in the US, yet EVERY scooter in Puerto Rico seems to have speakers.
Coincidence?
Come now. There are no real Rudeboys. That’s a bs term people used in the early 1980s when they dressed up like Walt Jabsco (the guy on the Specials album covers).
Unless you are like 60 years old, still selling weed and living in Jamaica, you ain’t no rudeboy.
Sorry to hate dude, but it’s the truth.
Woah Jimmy. The people in the “third world” riding Vespas are all Asian.
Where are Vespas huge? USA, Europe, the so called “white” parts of South America (Chile, Argentina), Vietnam, Indonesia, Taiwan, Japan (at least in Tokyo) and India.
I do know plenty of black Vespa owners, but much like my Porto Rikken azz, they hang out with a heck of a lot of white people when they go scootin!
Woah now. Scootergate was a part of H Street LONG before the neighborhood got cool.
Back in 2007 we held that rally and there was nary a pair of khakis to be found. The “scene” hadn’t arrived there, nor had it in 2008.
This year rumors circled about that “H street is the new U Street” and it quickly filled up with Douchebags and Hill Staffers (actually, birds of the same feather).
Since the hardcore vintage Vespa folks are notoriously cheap,. it seems Scootergate’s likely going to have to move to a bad neighborhood again next year.
Maybe a bar in Anacostia’ll be willing to sponsor the rally?
Woah. What about England? I sell more Vespa PX stereo kits to Brits than anyone else on the planet.
The whole “mod” thing has really helped keep Vespas cool over there. And England sure as heck ain’t southern Europe.
Not a white person but I’m totally guilty of all of the above…
I AM SCOTT BAXTER!
Mindy, you forgot the other main question everyone (of all colors and ethnic groups) asks:
“How fast does that thing go?”
Then going back home to eat at crappy “family oriented” restaurants because all the good places to eat are in the city.
Yeah, and it’s also uglier than dog poop
Lambretta’s qualify for sure. It’s like a Vespa, but with a flat ass.
I never wished to have a Vespa. And I’m Italian… Should I worry?
You are a terribly hateful person. I don’t know why you have become so, but it makes me sad for you.
I love how this whole list points out all the cunty urban/liberal/hipster bitches as being the same person…I always thought you folks were non-conformists.
the next post should be ’bout “hello kitty”. the right white people are enamored by the latter even though it’s japanese,
In America, football is football and cool and soccer is a gay girly shitty boring homosexual commie sport for losers who have no friends and weightt 170lb. Real men watch 280lb monsters in war pads (yeah WAR PADS!) get JACKED UP and destroy each other with big HITS!
Could someone please change the record? This one sounds broken.
I saw a guy on his scooter with a laptop bag over his shoulder and wearing a rediculously overprotective helmet, like the kind of a dirt bike jumper would wear.
He was riding the thing so seriously! Like a nazi storm trooper.
It was in the outskirts of downtown where old industrial buildings are being coverted into offices.
That would have been the perfect photo for this story.
Just make sure the white yuppy is a Republican, OK?
currently: two vespa riding students at my school.
both white.
both doucebags.
I read most of this blog, and I must say, it’s pretty hilarious. Though, as a white person, I also have to say that I think a more accurate title would be Stuff White Liberals Like.
real men like us aussies don’t wear gay padding or helmets when playing sport. if you’re afraid of pain you can go back to playing with your dolls and wearing padded up war dresses
tell me, do actually believe what you write? or is it just for entertainment value?
beehay,
I’m the entertainer you seek
I come sleek and agressive
spewin’ the phreespeech
with a knowledge of
spanish progressives
I went to Paraguay
and learned about
Indigenous gays.
As you see from this post
I;m wite!
Get it?
Peece
we join prince valium and princess vespa in holy.. moly
I am a white female who likes to run down to the shops to buy tofu and bean sprouts on a 1940 ex-army 741B Indian motorbike which I bought for $40 in 1961. Unlike Vespas it gives a satisfying clunk when I yank the gear lever up to put it in first gear.
You’re also a dummy.
lool 🙂
White liberals allow no criticism of: Bob Dylan, Beatles
White conservatives allow no criticism of: Larry Bird
Understanding these pop culture gods is important to understanding the way white people think. On the surface it doesn’t make sense since the Beatles ripped off black bands for their music (Marvelettes, Isley Brothers), Dylan couldn’t sing, and Larry Bird couldn’t compete in the NBA by today’s standards but they all represented values which are part of the unwritten law in white society. (Yes I know Dylan is Jewish – but for all intents and purposes, he is perceived as white)
Actually a better title would be Stuff White Self-Important Liberals Like.
The best trolls are the truly serious ones. They never break character!
HAHAHAHA
STUDY: SUVS more eco friendly than buses and traines
http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1701841/public_transport_systems_not_always_a_greener_solution/
“In some cases a SUV that is fully occupied may be more efficient than a public train that is only a quarter full, they said.”
Way to be misleading.
That is so funny!
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
SO TRUE!!
And I love how there’s an interracial couple in the pic!! We heart asians. 🙂
USC davis study done by number crunchers i dont think bias, buses in general are meant for welfare to work prog. not eco friendliness, trains have always been a huge scam by govt contracts/labour if that wasnt the case we would have monorails for past decades that use little lab/maint
White people like more frequent blog posts.
A couple years ago I happened to meet a guy whose [white] family owned/operated the Vespa dealership for the city. He was very attractive until he opened his mouth…because he wouldn’t shut the hell up about Vespas.
Not really a Fan of the Vespa. Mabybe I’m off white, I like a real motorcycle.
okay…thats fine you think whatever it is you do but this is a site that is formulated on satire. its hardly the proper forum to talk about Crazy White Nationalism(which is a really laughable concept if you’ve taken any College Level social science course you’d probably know this). Also, I’ve always wanted to ask this to a racist… Whats it like knowing that you and people who think like you are close to extiction?
Check out this new form of cinema!
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
just built a moped. 11x the emissions of my jeep but 11x the MPG. AWESOME!
White people like to play burglars, maids, and trash collectors in TV commercials.
SOCCER is a gay, girly, dumb, boring, shitty pseudo sport that comes from sissy Europe. In America, if you say you like soccer you will get mocked for being a fag and liking a fag sport. There is nothing more unmasculine and uncool than being a fan of soccer, it result in social ridicule and insults.
Americans are a lot more evolved and culturally superior to non-Americans, hence everything that is AMERICAN is superior to that which is non-American.
AMERICAN sports >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN athletes >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN culture >>>>> SOCCER
AMERICA >>>>> SOCCER
Soccer represents the poor, undeveloped, nihilistic, decadent, pointless culture of Europe and the third world. Every American believes this.
You know, I would absolutely love a vespa scooter. I am, however, getting a 1978 rebuilt Garelli moped.
And I’m white 🙂
You’re the first to say that! And you definitely didn’t miss the point.
Recent posts are all super-inane, and pretty obvious product placements. I wonder how much they pay.
I would stop reading if I had anything better to do.
Your blog is a great place in the internet. Very interesting. I always come in for see news and interested contents. Mentalidade
That’s right! Scooters are awesome.
Oh wait… you said Vespas are the best? What about the white people who love all things Japanese? Eh? What about that?! What about the white people who have moved to Japan just to be surrounded by all things Japanese.
You can bet that they’re riding a Yamaha, Suzuki, or something.
meh
Vespa’s are actually very efficiect and economical. Very rational methods of transportation.
haha, this is soooo true.
And for their kids, white people love wooden bicycles…
http://www.bugabike.co.uk/
I don’t think all white that the majority of white people like vespa. I like Ducati :P…
So true!
White people love live cinema too!
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
Vespas allow white people to experience the thrill associated with motorcycles without the stigma of becoming the “wrong kind of white person” by owning a crotch rocket or a cruiser.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
Vespas are for white people who feel lost in a vast sea of whiteness and have no cultural identity to speak of. Most of us feel this way unless we are strongly tied to a Scottish clan or something. Actually, this blog has made me feel much more like I have a cultural identity. Thank you.
/thread
FACT: VESPAS are dangerous at any speed so many horror stories, someone in the know on scooter safety please post best safety ratings, vespas have gotta go
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/
Great site, looks to be inspired by this site! Recommend it to all readers!
That is funny stuff…
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
I own a Vespa. And a Prius. I think I have to go wallow in my white guilt for a little bit.
Vespas are for pussies and posers. Real white people ride Zundapps or Heinkels. Really white people.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anybody, but a white person on a Vespa. Maybe an Asian guy once or twice, but that’s it. Odd..
That is so funny, all I see are dopey white people riding around in those imbecilic scooters (vespahs) that look so funny. How can anyone ride one with straight face! white people we suppose.
How about energy drinks and exotic fruits? Seems like a good fit here.
How about live cinema? Seems to fit!
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
I take it then that, when undergoing surgery, you forgo anaesthetic? Or do you just go to some quack well versed in alternative “therapies” and just have him wave crystals over whatever it is that needs to be removed?
Wait, didn’t read your next statement. My bad.
speaking of Prius you need to check out this hilarious song “Liberal White Girl”
Rucy you disgusting fag, how are your hamsters? Asshole.
Still funny….
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
For those that followed Stephan’s link, please note: that’s no Vespa. It’s a Harley Topper… American iron that rolls for bruthas too.
jettas!
If I hear one more person talk about there Vespa. Yeah, its cool but its just a scooter. But I must say I did spend a great summer on Giovani’s scooter during my Roman holiday back in the day.
“and Larry Bird couldn’t compete in the NBA by today’s standards ”
LMAO. Whoever wrote this never played team sports as a child. The NBA’s “standards” have fallen dramatically, Michael Jordan and Kobe Rapist wouldn’t have been able to compete in Bird’s day, they wouldn’t give them three steps and they were nowhere near Bird’s league as a shooter or rebounder or passer.
The bigger question would be if Larry Bird would WANT to play in the thuggish inner city gangsta NBA of today where teams don’t pass or play to win. He’d probably just go to Europe.
“Yes I know Dylan is Jewish – but for all intents and purposes, he is perceived as white”
The fuck he is. He’s perverse, like his predecessor Gershwin. As a kid I always wondered why Dylan was so revered by the critics. As an adult I found out: he’s Jewish and so are they, that’s the only reason why he’s famous. He’s awful.
Did the negro invent the guitar? The microphone? The recording studio? The turntable? Of course not, they stole that from the white man. They did invent drums, I’ll give them that, but this bullshit about stealing from black musicians is bullshit, they’d be banging two sticks together without the white man’s help.
Vespa or T-bird or whatever, us whities love talking about our gadgets and gear.
I think you are confusing “white culture” with “liberal culture”.
lol, if you ride a bus, well you are probably not white!!
that’s me all right
god i hate white girls like you.
i think i love you.
bb, if you used over 9000, i habeeb you’re a troll. go back to ebaumsworld. ❤
Just back from rehab, little heroin problem. Anyway this whore Miss California is fucking hot! I would love to eat her out!
White people like to feel important by appearing to be informed about the Iranian elections.
Nice one…next post should be, “White people like Vespa scooters as props in Wedding staged wedding Pictures that are supposed to look totally random”… P.S. Philly Phil scares me….. I think he needs to go back to Rehab for sex addiction.
I really love this one.
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
If you have ever played one of the Grand Theft Auto video games, one of the vehicles is a scooter that looks a lot like a Vespa, except in the GTA games this scooter is called a “faggio”. Also, it is not advised to use this scooter to pick up dates.
Exotic fruits is right. White people aren’t just happy eating bananas,apples, oranges, – they need to seek out fruit from other lands that no one has heard of, or recognizes on sight. This makes them feel special and superior for their worldly knowledge and better than the people munching on their apples. The author better not take credit for some of these good ideas if he includes them in his next book.
Word! The Vespa thing is soooo overdone.
I had one during my study abroad program. I was one of the first Americans in Florence to be into them.
I think they’re too cliche now. I’ve started riding a unicycle. It’s the purest form of single speed transportation out there.
Now I just need to perfect my juggling. Anyone know where I can get some used bowling pins?
This is brilliant!
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
Hil-arious.
I have 4 friends with Vespas. It’s all SO true
There used to be a clip on one of the video sites regarding a vespa that some guys had bolted a really big engine into..
Not white. As how could one be involved with free-trade items in their hessian shoulder sack AND riding a gas guzzling 2 stroke bike?
I do like the comment about staged wedding shots, very late 80’s early nineties biased – does that make the entire decade of the 80s a white decade?
Hah!
Is it also white to add a no use comment and then add the url to the blog you are obviously trying to page-rank.. when.. the link is already contained in the poster’s name?
Cheap links, people, don’t necessarily lead to good content!
It is funny that here in the US the vespa is seen as a luxury item. Where I come from (Venezuela, that is South America you gringo) the vespa is the equivalent of driving a Geo Metro in the U.S.
Even I used to have two of them. One red made by Piaggio (original) and a exact copy made by made by Husqvana. Both where the classic model. I paid for each the equivalent of 500$
I don’t see how someone can think that owning one is cool. They are uncomfortable even for bike standarts, are slow and for having all the weight in the back it is not fun when it rains.
“go back to ebaumsworld.”
That was uncalled for.
SOCCER (its not called football) is a gay, effete, dumb, boring, shitty pseudo sport that comes from sissy U-rope. Soccer is a gay European sport that every patriotic AMERICAN!!! (USA is the greatest) hates with a passion!
Americans are superior to non-Americans, hence everything that is AMERICAN is superior to that which is non-American.
AMERICAN sports >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN athletes >>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN culture >>>>> SOCCER
AMERICAN everything >>>>> SOCCER
AMERICA is simply the most superior country in the world. Every AMERICAN believes this.
SOCCER SUCKS!!! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST!!!
SOCCER SUCKS!!! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST!!!
SOCCER SUCKS!!! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST!!!
SOCCER SUCKS!!! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST!!!
Dude, seriously, I’m a patriotic American, and I think you’re an asshole. Think of other stuff to talk about. Like Vespas…
Max Power says: If you ride a vespa, it reflects one of three things:
1) you are lazy and broke–too lazy to pedal a bike and too broke to afford a motorcycle.
2) you’re a loser–if you don’t believe me, next time you go out on a date, ask the girl if she wants to go to the resturant or concert on the back of your vespa. Loser will immediately pop into her head about you (unless, of course, she’s a loser too).
3) you are all of the above but don’t give a f*** because, well, you are all of the above!
max power has spoken.
America IS the greatest!!!!
I just pooped in my pants.
Are they ever going to let me out of this cell?
I am a white American, I’ve never lived on a farm, and I go to college, but I’ve never heard about most of the shit on this website. Mad Men? Ed Hardy? New Balance? Vespa Scooters? Where does this guy come up with this stuff????
The Vespa scene is not about saving money, it’s about community. Here on the Isle of Wight, we are invaded by Vespas over Bank Holiday weekends, as big weekend rallys are organised.
It’s a massive social scene and very influenced by the scooter roots and the music of the 60s and 70’s. Some are very fanatical about their machines, but more are in it for the social and fashion aspects of Vespa ownership and being part of that wider scooter fraternity.
Its funny, if a white person wrote a blog about how most black people love to drive hummers and turn their bass up load with the windows rolled down, it would be considered racist.
Yet its ok to write a whole book stereotyping all white people?
Funny how that works.
Thank you. Now get a Kleenex and clean up that mess, then go finish your homework.
““Stuff that Asian People Like”
#1 – 126 See: Stuff that White People Like”
True. You just have to post them two years later.
I am having my Vespa modified to run a fixed single gear ratio. Who’s the whitest now? Hones?
I had to look at your blog just because of the title. I laughed out loud. Then I checked the list of things white people liked, Title Nine at the top of the list! So cool.
Love it!
You do realize that you come off as a crank, right? And that most people here—what am I saying—most people EVERYWHERE don’t actually take you seriously, right?
Michael Jordan (who played from 1984 to 1993, when he first retired) played at the same time as Larry Bird (1979 to 1992). Given that Jordan and Bird were on the Eastern Conference All-Star Team together five times, named to the All-NBA First Team together twice, are both on the NBA’s 50th Anniversaty All-Time Team, and were on the original Dream Team at the 1992 Summer Olympics, I’m pretty sure Jordan could hack it back then. Hell, even McDonald’s held those two up as equally capable rivals (search Youtube if you don’t believe me). Also, since Bird coached the Pacers from 1997 to 2000 (winning the Eastern Conference Finals two out of those three years), and has since become the Pacers’ President of Basketball Operations, a position whose duties and responsiblities include making draft picks, were he in his 20s these days, with the same level of talent, I’m pretty sure he’d be comfortable playing in today’s NBA.
I hate to be in a position to defend Kobe Bryant, but I’m also sure that, being an 11 time All-Star, being named to the All-NBA First Team seven times, and leading a team four times all the way to victory in the NBA Finals, he’d have a better than average chance of playing well against the likes of Bird, Jordan, Magic, Dr. J, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
You used the word “perverse” to describe Bob Dylan and George Gershwin. I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Dylan is an amazing singer/songwriter who came along at the right time and the right place. That’s why he’s revered.
Stealing? It’s one thing to invent an instrument, but it’s another thing entirely to play it and play it well. After all, the Chinese invented the rocket, but the Americans used it to go to the Moon. Elvis Presley openly admitted his artistic debt to the black blues musicians who helped lay the foundation for rock n’ roll. One of the Beatles’ big inspirations was Chuck Berry. Have you actually sat down and listened to Led Zeppelin and compared it to the work of some of the great blues artists and noticed a lot of similarity? The Rolling Stones? Ever look up how Pink Floyd got its name? Ever listen to the the Doors’ L.A. Woman album? White Stripes? Black Keys? The Roots?
Why would all these bands take inspiration from bluesmen? Because their music is GOLD! GOLD, Jerry!
I’m not even going to try to get into jazz, since that subject would probably make you fleck spit even more than you already do.
These are basic facts that are easily looked up. I suppose that had you escaped earlier from the clutches of Fran Drescher’s ravenous vage, you might have been able to hop on a Vespa and head down to your local library and learned how to look things up.
You’re right, but if a BLACK person wrote a blog about how other black people did ridiculous things, it would be quite hilarious. The author of this blog is white, and the universal rule of racism allows everyone to stereotype their own race. So. Yeah. Get over it.
“Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white.”
PRICELESS 🙂
rofl
Either hilarious satire or an hilarious imbecile
I totally agree with you, Amused Black Person. Especially because you are black. Please be my Facebook crib!
Move out of Kansas buddy.
Vespas will never be as white as a solex
Brilliant post. I must admit, my sister has owned a scooter, and I dream of owning one : ) He got it right on this one!
This site inspired me to make my funny contribution to the world.
You know that guy that gets it wrong every time on a date? Somehow, that guy has become me. This is my story.
TheDatingYears.com is full of funny stories about the L.A. dating scene. Because white people also like to go on dates
😉
Sorry guys, that’s http://www.thedatingyears.com/
Right on! IoW is considered the Sturgis of scooter rallies! At our biggest AmeriVespa rallies, we might see 400 or so scoots. At IoW, you see thousands! One day, I’d love to come to IoW; you guys rock!
relevance?
ooops just saw your post…
I was just being white by taking it upon myself to moderate something I have nothing to do with LOL
I am hopeless.
Hi from London, UK. I haven’t lived in LA to know how true it is over there but this site should be cloned and title changed to StuffShoreditch-ersLike.com. Only diff is, in shoreditch London, the list is true for White, brown, yellow and black people. Which I must say is quite heartening to see you can unite people with tofu, over the shoulder no-plastic-bag bags, skinny jeans, bad 70’s hair, unironed oversized lumberjack shirts, plimsols, being poor but ‘artsy’, worn out furniture and vintage bicycles.
Btw, anyone seen the car version of the vespa?
This stuff is predominantly for metropolitan areas like NY city, Los Angeles, etc…. trendy white pepole i guess :p i live in l.a. and its funny as hell ,
Once again the following rings true: The English and Americans are separated only by a common language.
The mother tongue has confused me and been a source of continual amusement. God do something with that queen.
I got the crabs from one of them scooter sluts, still got them, once you get used to them, its kind of fun spreading crabs. I have them in my beard, along with some stale beer and a camel.
I actually know someone who, when planning her wedding, decided that she wanted her and her husband to leave the ceremony on Vespas.
I am being completely serious.
This might not have happened (I didn’t go to the wedding) because her honeymoon went from “We’re going to travel all over Europe!” to “I can’t decide what part of Europe I want to see!” to a road trip of like, New England and Pennsylvania or something.
Max Power says: within white culture, your choice of transportation method says alot about you in more ways than the above mentioned:
For example, a Prius says that you most likely care more about being the first in your neighborhood to brag that you are green, a bicycle shows that you really care about nothing more than making more money because you are the most broke white person in your neighborhood, and finally, a bus shows that you are probably not white.
max power has spoken.
Hey! I hope you loved your stay in Melbourne and it was white enough to meet your standards 😉
GREAT blog (even though I’m a bit slow to jump on the bandwagon – HAVE read your book though :-D)
WOW ONLY TWO MONTHS WAIT! this little rant took quite awhile didnt it?
When I was in college, not many white people had vespas, and this is ucla. The only people I knew with a vespa was this gay guy, and this one asian guy. They were really practical because parking was an issue, but everything you needed was in bicycle distance, and if you wanted to go farther you likely had a car aswell. I dont ever remember them driving all the way from ucla to the ocean in a vespa…it just wasnt done.
I think vespas look very affected within the united states, but if I lived in the south of france or italy I would totally get one. And since a goal of mine is to live in the south of france or italy, I would saying owning a vespa there would be great.
I assume you are talking about scrubs and Bambi, and yes he does have a scooter, and no he isnt masculine lmao.
I agree that something a little less girly and somthing with a little less testosterone like a harley would be nice.
I guess a crotch rocket, made by ducati would be in the middle, fast, loud, smallish, sleek…extremely expensive, that would fit the bill for a white guy.
BUT MY BEST FRIEND IS BLACK!
which is why you arent white, if you were, you would know owning a chevy isnt white, which is why it has gone out of business.
If I could ram a steaming hot cucumber injected with AIDS and SARs into Glen Becks ass I would do it in a second.
Then I would videotape it and post it on the internet to ruin and embarass him, I dont want him to die, just to suffer.
Hey Chrisitan,
Caught you in Sydney as well and saw you speak… so funny.
I love this post – very inner city.
I also like what Sunday Neurosis had to say.
“being poor by artsy” … very nice.
White people love that except for the being poor part.
can we have posts a little more often?
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
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“being poor but artsy” gives a double factor credibility. Their friends can admire their vast creative talents and also listen to how they are making a ‘sacrifice’ for the love of their life. All those talk about not being to pay rent and having to buy second hand vintage clothes and household items also tick many of the items in the Stuffwhitepeoplelike list.
After all, who needs money when you can get so much affirmation over a cup of latte at an al-fresco bohemian-decorated-cafe on a summer day while wearing a hemp shirt handmade by blind Nepalese orphans to help pay for their goat’s medicine?
Life is good isn’t it.
Who needs money when you can get so much affirmation over a cup of frappucino at an al-fresco bohemian-decorated-cafe on a summer day while wearing a hemp shirt sewn by blind tibetan orphans? Double win scenario 🙂
I’ll have to say that this isn’t as much of a truism as some of your other posts/commentary on this site.
i think all of these blog entries are more about being rich in the western hemisphere than being white. You call it “being white” because in the last century the majority of rich people in the US were white. Culturally speaking I think it’s just a typical response for humans who find themselves with more than others to suffer from guilt alternating with feelings of superiority.
Sorry to be a bummer, but I don’t find the class struggle funny. It just seems like it’s poking fun for people who understand, but deepening divisions for people who don’t. Reading some of the comments on here there’s a fair number of both camps.
Satire is my least favourite form of literature though. 🙂
the enivironment might be better if everyone use it.
bbut that’s not really possible…
I’m guessing this is an LA thing, I could see this being pretty funny if I was from there. However I have lived in DC for 27 years now and I don’t think I have seen one person (of any color) riding one of these things. And the only ppl on bikes are ppl out getting some fresh air or mail couriors. I will continue to look for these though but I don’t see this catching on around me.
I know about 500 milllion people in India that like Vespas and they aint White.
I’d rather own a Fixie. And I hate both. White as snow.
What is even better about Vespas is that they automatically refer to the Mods in England back in the 60’s who often drove Vespas, maybe with extra custom bits. They dressed like early Italian suited Beatles. Check out the movie Quadrophenia, a fictional movie about that youth culture, which even better and whiter stars a very young Sting.
I know 200 million people in the United States that like CARS and they ain’t Indian.
riding a scooter is like humping a fat chick…it’s cool until your friends see you doing it.
yes, i’m white.
Lander should do an entre on being “funemployed”. During the recession, many whites in their 20s and 30s are taking a break to play more competitive ultimate frisbee, travelling to Japan, finish that novel they’ve been writing, or get a third Masters degree. 🙂
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/work/unemployed-more-like-funemployed/article1192530/
wjs–“funemployed” that is perfect!! I love it!!! It’s so annoyingly true right now.
“Satire is my least favourite form of literature though. :)”
What, are you Canadian Humorless beaver fuckers.
this is funny but i’m still waiting for a post on asher roth..
LMFAO! FOR SURE HAHAHAHAHAHA!
okay, yes, i am dreaming of owning a vespa. but i *do not* like bob marley. in my pot-smoking college days? sure. now? please. i shudder and roll my eyes everytime his voice comes over the airwaves.
Lol! Good one. Grow some humour tits, kat.
Environment will be better if all the vespa riders die in accidents. Then the real scientists can get on with their work of really saving the planet without interference from these tree hugging recycling mother f#ckers
Dude, word up. Scooters were designed for ladies who didn’t want to spread their legs when wearing a skirt. If you’re not a skirt wearing lady or Indian, you have no excuse to be seen on one.
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Yes thats correct and they made a very good job of restoring my 1976 Lambretta 200 it looks the dogs bollocks an then shiped it to England.
Check out http://www.scootering.com and you will see how cool scoots can be its also about dress sense and style, as well google mods/ England Classic Lambrettas arew the machine to get.
Christan can we have an update soon?
This is fantastic, but us addicts need the next post…..
Ta
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
Ha! White people LOVE Asher Roth.
I don’t, so I must be the wrong kind of white person…
I bet you do roll your eyes when you hear Marley on the radio. people who get hooked on crystal meth tend to not like marley’s music later in life….
As for your dreams of owning a vespa, people who get hooked on meth tend to not have any money to buy vespas, let alone any kind of transpo.
Really I bike says you can’t afford a car. Or at least that’s what my bike’s going to say about me when I can afford one
i agree with barbra!
http://hesaidandshesaid.wordpress.com/
okay i admit it, im a white guy and i dig asian chicks…latinas and black girls too.
oh who am i fooling, its all good.
i’m sure this has been already mentioned somewhere within the 300 pages of ‘#126 Vespa Scooters’ forum, but:
“a Vespa scooter would possesses…” ?
come now! using the grammar feature of ‘spellcheck’ wouldn’t hurt; you know how poor grammar irks us (altho luckily i’m half mexican and so it only half bugs me…. until i bear witness to poor spanish grammar and then it switches! haha).
tsk!
❤
Heh, the poor speling is from all those “excellent”, “dedicated” teachers; you know, the ones always complaining they make little (50-80K) and have all those vacations, 7AM-2:30PM schedules, summers off, union protection for all the incompetents, pensions, medical/dental benies etc… they do such a great job.
Whoever wrote this excerpt may or may not be the wittiest person on the planet. There is a very low probability that whoever writes for this website is the only person that I would consider marrying without meeting him.
This is sadly true… even of asians not living in america.
Man… be quiet. Do you know how daft and fuckin’ pretentious you sound? The fuck- lighten up.
A very good point.
He’s gay. A blind man facing the wrong direction can see that.
Parenthetically, when Christianity – a Jewish sect – was imposed on white people, roughly around the time Jews started stalking us in Europe, one of the conditions was that arranged marriages, as was done everywhere else in the world, were forbidden.
This is probably the single biggest pro-woman thing that has ever been done for women, and yet your average white woman today has been brainwashed by tv and movies to believe that the Christian church is the most evil thing ever.
Personally I think having Jewish Christianity – an outright suicidal cult – imposed on us was perhaps the worst thing to ever happen to whitey, but for very different reasons than white women believe. Women are simply too stupid to select a good mate and this has had tragic consequences on our race.
Just to clarify, when I said “tragic consequences [for] our race”, I meant “tragic consequences [for] my sex life”.
I just loooove my new Vespa, it feels good in my butt crack.
Moron.
Gee, I can’t imagine why more women don’t sleep with you.
You have the wrong kind of friends.
One Piece? This site should do one on anime. Japanese culture in general actually. Heck- all of asia.
I ride the bus all the time – and I am white. I enjoy playing the “Am I the only white person on the bus” game. I usually win.
You wanna ride MY bus? I guarantee you, it’ll be much more satisfying when you win! 😉
brett favre probably doesnt use a vespa, it might ruin his wranglers.
http://hesaidandshesaid.wordpress.com/
Or, if you don’t want to ride the bus, we can get aboard the 333 train!
PLEASE let us underline the difference between PLASTIC (Automatic, twist and go) Vespas, and vintage (4 gear manual shift) Vespas. In the Vespa scene here in Germany we say “he who thinks can shift, but not everyone can shift”. I am the proud owner of 3 Vespas, one in America, one for the city and daily riding, and one whit which I ride competitively in races around Europe. I, admittedly, am white but after disassembling a motor and putting it back together within a day so as to be ready for a race I doubt I’m in it to impress my Prius driving neighbor.
This is not me, but you get the idea;
You seem to have struck a chord… see all the outraged comments. Still- what you say is VERY correct.
I think its extremely ridiculous that the assumption made at the beginning of this is that only minorities ride public transportation. That’s ignorant and racist.
For the record, Christian Lander isn’t gay – I’ve met his wife.
And I work in the fashion industry – the absolute last word in ‘what’s cool’ – and I have to tell you Vespa’s are close to the top of the list.
They used to top the list….. a year ago? But I’d say they’ve slipped down to twelve, along with wearing white.
I’d suggest cocaine (because it makes white people feel cool, naughty and ‘in control drug users’) and getting nude at parties are two things a little higher on the list these days.
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
You make an excellent point, public transportation also is ridden by nervous whites and over-represented minority women who like getting crudely hit on by under-represented minority men.
This is the first post on this site that really offended me. I know, refer to #101, right? But, honestly, the sentence “and a bus shows that you are probably not white” was written in poor taste. I think the writers are getting a little too comfortable and have begun to let ‘racial’ commentary evolve into ‘racist’ commentary. Just read the comments that follow and try to justify the statement as non-racist.
I have found this site to be humorous and have recommended and defended it, but that sentence was not appropriate.
“and a bus shows that you are probably not white” was written in poor taste.”
Fucking crybaby. Yeah, this website is inappropriate, but not for the reasons you conjured up.
Never let an opportunity to be offended go to waste, right? It’s a fucking game to the victim cohort. Does stoicism, I ask rhetorically, have any value outside the straight white male community? Just kidding, of course it doesn’t, you’re all fucking crybabies.
Hey Christian, how about “Stoicism” (invented by white people, natch) as entry number 127? Seems to distinguish us immensely from the crybaby races – we are significantly and demonstrably more manly, more stoic, more mentally tough.
Haha, just kidding, the above sockpuppetting was done by my Jewish stalker, not the authentic Elite One.
You see, my words are so powerful, so dominant, that I – and I alone – have attracted haters and stalkers to try to diminish my dominance here. A badge of honour, that.
Haha, the above was written by my gay Jewish (I guess that’s redundant, really) stalker, not the authentic Elite One. Please disregard and return to sucking cocks.
This is amazing. And I have a Vespa. I think I’m 125-0 on SWPL!
“For the record, Christian Lander isn’t gay – I’ve met his wife.”
Hey, why didn’t I think of that excuse?
David Guest was married to a woman too, and he’s gayer than a french horn. Actually married men are culturally more gay than bachelors; whether they suck actual penises is secondary when they base their votes on gay marriage rather than man issues like taxes and such.
So, for the record, Christian Lander – who poses with food for photographs – is, in fact, gay.
That is funny.
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hey douche bag. when he says “white people” don’t ride the bus, he’s referring to the douche bags like you that wear ‘vintage’ and would never be confused with a suburbanite… so fuck off. he’s not referring to ‘colored’ people. ass wipe.
you’re probably that same cum stain that updates his iphone every june.
oh, i own a vespa. so fuck off.
I have a Vespa tattooed on the head of my dick. Am I the right kind of white person.
MJ died. Ain’t that crappy, but disco went out in the eighties. So what the hell.
Well said. I never thought of it that way but now i do, makes a lot of sense.
#127 – Slumdog Millionaire
White people love the film underground…and Live Cinema!
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
#127 – stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
#666 hating stereotypical white people and loving the idea of liking “common NASCAR folk” even though they kind of are the former and actually can’t stand the later and thereby hating themselves and everyone else on the planet except for Native Americans and Arab-American therapists.
I have never owned or wanted to own a Vespa scooter, I think they are rather ugly. and I am white.
“I have found this site to be humorous and have recommended and defended it, but that sentence was not appropriate.” – What kind of a pussy remark is that? So other stuff that you’ve defended is ok, but this one line is inappropriate? You live in San Francisco?
your a racist ass bitch.
Who ever the editor of this website is must be white, because they are obviously too blinded by their own skin color to understand what true white people are like.
Honestly, I think the only thing that I have seen on this website that is even NEAR the truth was the paragraph about the Bob Marley posters on college campuses, but that’s just because all college campuses are filled with stoners.
So, Mr. or Mrs. editor, here is some advice from a true white person: Go to a local coffee shop or mall, and then you’ll really see what white people are like. Good riddance.
This is why you’re wasting your time trying to appease these race hustling cunts, Christian, it’s never enough. They’ll just call you racist anyway, so why not join us on the winning team?
So you’ve never ridden the bus have you?
Doesn’t everyone here have a MySpace page to check or book report to write? Y’know, as opposed to some infantile flame war over a goddamn scooter? Because IT’S A SCOOTER. Yeah, I’ve got one, but who cares? No one! And who who cares about being called a “fag” or “douchebag” or whatever you kids say today? Just other fags and douchebags. Everyone go to your rooms and think about this! Damn kids. And get off my lawn!
Why can’t you people see that this is all a JOKE??
White people have been fitting other races into stereotypes for centuries… and now that they do it to themselves to have a little fun, every white person wants to be offended. WHY??
Is this “oppressing” us as white people?! No. I don’t know about you, but it’s making me laugh hysterically. If you don’t think it’s funny, you can go to another site or read a funny book or watch a comedy special on TV. Or just go get that stick out of your ass. Whatever floats your boat…
But wasting time complaining about a little satire? I could find better things to do with my time, honestly.
Whoever comes up with this stuff is a comic genius, in my book.
ha ha. And this is why most of the world hates Americans… idiots like you give all the yanks a bad name! You ignorant, nationalistic, homophobic bigot. Get an education, learn to accept other people’s culture rather than try to enforce yours on the rest of the world and accept that there’s nothing ‘evolved or culturally superior’ about Americans, or any nation for that matter. You are clearly insecure about your own sexuality or you wouldn’t feel the need to justify it with a post about how soccer makes one a ‘fag’ (a word loaded with hatred and clearly sums up your intellectual inferiority perfectly).
PS – I very much doubt that any american, let alone “every american”, believes in the complete stupidity of your post….
There, there. Don’t be mad at Europe, Africa and the rest of the world because we’re all better at football than you guys (it’s called football by the way, not soccer). Even with Beckham playing for LA Galaxy, you’re still shite! Is it because there’s no full body armour like with American football? Football is a great sport because it relies purely on skill, agility and speed.
I admire you guys for trying but really, leave football to the rest of the world – you only embarass yourselves.
See Stuff White People Like #101 “Being Offended”
Lol. 😀
“there’s nothing ‘evolved or culturally superior’ about Americans, or any nation for that matter”
Actually as an American who fits into the well educated, well traveled and sexually secure category I can assure you that American culture is far more evolved than some other ones.
Don’t believe me, try spending some time on the ground in north east Africa as I have. Sexual mutilation of girls, sharjah law enforced death penalty for homosexuals, men are high all day on khat and armed with AK-47’s…. But hey, they do like soccer and I wouldn’t call them sissies. Drug addled murderous tribesmen maybe, but not sissies.
You had me at “a bus shows you are probably not white”. Touche.
That is so funny…I can’t get into those at all.
Stop taking this stuff so personally …it is a fun site, entertaining leave it at that
Yet another good post by SWPL…
Another site I look at for humor is http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com. It features articles, haikus, comics, and many other hilarious things.
He’s not talking about hill billies or midwesterners(same thing). Those folk like reading the bible and being intolerant and generally clueless about the world around them.
I often dream of using my unemployment checks on a getaway vacation to Europe where I will navigate ancient lands on a Vespa scooter.
There is no way Gary lives in San Francisco, because if he did he would know that white people are BY FAR a minority on MUNI.
this is a humorous page. the editor of this blog must really have some beef with white people because they live in the ghetto (go ghetto!) or has some serious internal afflictions about being a white person.. but who doesn’t wanna be white? white people like the best stuff!
Does it count if the Vespas don’t run?
(I amassed a collection since the eighties)
Or is that being too “White trash?”
I think in Frisco Its all about Moped gangs now?
http://creaturesoftheloin.com/
Vespa’s are cool..
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
LOL!!!
I pooped behind your rosebush – the one near your front door.
Especially the one i bumped into the pond on ’47 last week.
this is my favorite blog.
Nearly everyone post is funny. What’s not funny to me as a Black Man, is how many of those things apply to me.
I like wearing Pea Coats, and sushi, and Mos Def, Old Skool Hip Hop that young folks don’t listen to anymore.
Asian chics, I threaten to move to Canada at least twice a year. I like to play kiddie board games when I’m drunk.
I started to really dig on myself. Like damn… Am I a white man?
I started having nightmares where there would be a knock on my door in the middle of the night. The blackest of nights.
I open the door and there is deep voiced black man with a thick afro dressed like a black panther from the seventies looking self confident and slightly dissappointed in me.
“BROTHER..” He says fist raised. “AND I USED THE TERM LOOSELY. you have allowed this corrupt european power structure to rob you of your culture, your language your gods.”
“Looking at how you live and all the white women you fuck some wood even say.. you lost your mind.”
I’m trying not to cry and wondering what happened to my malcolm X poster and why I didn’t fix the crack on my Djembe when he moves bruce lee quick and grabs a card out my pocket
I didn’t know was there. “You’re black card is officially revoked. Peace. but only after justice.”
then he dissappears in a puff of black smoke.
I wake up screaming in a cold sweat in my dark bedroom on my black sheet.
I go to the bathroom to splash some water on my face and turn on the light… AND I’M WHITE.
AND My penis is smaller. And my apartment is a little nicer, with more ikea furniture. And I’m screaming.
And then I wake up for real cuz I was still dreaming. of course the first thing I do is check that my dick is still there.
I start looking around in my wallet for this card the nigga took and realize that was just in the dream. Then I get mad that all the cool new furniture was just in the dream
to but fuck it. Now I’m too amped to go right back to sleep so I go to my pc. Maybe I read some blogs.
Oh.. a new post on Stuff White People Like.
To see my full reaction to it you can now read the blog I was inspired to put up at:
bennybloggings.blogspot.com/search/label/stuffwhitepeoplelike
🙂 🙂 Hysterical….! Reward yourself: keep the dick and go get some Ikea.
this inspired me to setup my own blog today.
i was in a caffeine inspired manic state so I already have several posts including this one. check out:
bennybloggings.blogspot.com
I have about 20 more things I want to put up there later.
I wanted to marry you until you spelled “would” wrong. Isn’t that just like a judgmental white grammar whore! Lol. Just kidding. What I found funny was the “black” puff of smoke and the “black” sheet. LMAO. It’s all so funny. If we can’t find humour in ourselves, what else is left. And yes, I am Canadian, I spell humour with a “u”. Properly. Was your penis really smaller? 😉 PS. You can come and live with me anytime!
I wanted to marry you until you spelled “would” wrong. Isn’t that just like a judgmental white grammar whore! Lol. Just kidding. What I found funny was the “black” puff of smoke and the “black” sheet. LMAO. It’s ALL so funny. Christian is a comedy genius. He has hit on a niche that is just a tad taboo and functions outside the bounds of good taste. (But not for me. Akin to Larry Charles, writer of many a Seinfeld episode and director of Bill Maher’s Religulous, Borat and now Bruno.) The best kind of humour! People are not sure whether to laugh at SWPL cuz it’s fucking funny or recoil in horror because they see so much of themselves in Christian’s astute observations. They are not even sure if they SHOULD think it’s politically correct or not because CNN didnt’ tell them to think that way or god forbid, they didn’t see that particular problem handled on The Hills that week. I didn’t realize I was such an annoying stereotype until I read Christian’s book. (Which by the way, is excellent, and available on Amazon.com.) He is a social-psychology observer. A modern-day behavioural scientist. If we can’t find humour in ourselves, what else is left? And yes, I am Canadian, I spell humour with a “u”. Properly. Was your penis really smaller? 😉 PS. You can come and live with me anytime!
Oops, didn’t know I magically posted half way through my diatribe! Must be the increased alcohol content in this fab Canadian beer! (It is Canada Day after all.) Another great reason to move to Canada! ❤
Loving u…. LMAO- I am bookmarking your blog right now 😉
Ben Carrol, you could be a black turn-of-the-century writer.
TIME FOR A NEW POST
Am I really white? I ride the bus and hate Vespas.
But maybe I should get one.
Cause, like, if I get MY card yanked I can’t get into the Aveda spa.
Why do white people like Vespas because they’re Italian? Because a lot of white people want to be Italian or want other people to think they’re Italian? Well, I guess that makes sense. White people in general always want to be something they’re not.
As for me, when I worked security finding a Vespa illegally parked made my day. The more brazenly parked the better. Nothing made me happier than confiscating some pretentious arrogant a$$h0!e$ stupid foreign moped…
They just closed the Vespa dealership in my low-parking, high income, gentrified (ok, not really gentrified, it has always been full of rich white people, who am I kidding?) beach neighbourhood! What is the world coming to?
Clander, it’s time for a new post. Music festivals would be a good topic. http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
What a dumba** you are, it really shows how stupid people really are. All black men think their penis’ are so big and white men are small that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. How may white penis’ have you seen? I can’t believe that sll of you sit and talk about white people the same way you are accusing white people of talking about you, what hyprocites you are. You are just as racist. My family are american indian and english and we have farmed and worked hard our entire lives and have never been rich but we never had to ask for welfare or a handout because we know how to work and we are not lazy. I am sick of all of your whinning and complaining the american indian who this land really belongs to had it worse than you, but you never and I repeat never hear them complain about how terrible they have been treated, so I say suck it up and quite being haters and complainers.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!! Vespas, are you serious? What kind of boring shit is that?????
a rather brilliant blog.
Most people who buy a Vespa buy one because they are fun. That’s why I started collecting them 20 years ago. Buying a vespa motorscooter instead of another brand is analogous to buying an Apple instead of a PC. Needless to say, I still enjoyed reading your blog.
He wants that Asian woman so bad.
A real Vespa enthusiast (white, black, yellow etc) takes apart a vintage Vespa and restores it. Real Vespas have manual gearboxes and take some skill to ride. The perfect Vespa, in my opinion, is the 1973 125 Primavera. Small body, but modern cowling and a four-speed gearbox. The new ones are Italian mopeds. Of course, I have described a stratospherically cool white person-the kind no one this blog parodies can match.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yawn
Does this stratospherically cool white person have a sense of humour???
You should start your own blog. That was brilliant !! I almost fell off my Ikea futon laughing.
whyte folk seem to like war alot..whatz wrong with them anyway?
i like vespa too…but im not a white guy…im asian
Christian – we need a new post please….
I went to a snooty white neighbourhood for dinner tongiht (used to be a slum area till all the factories were divided up and turned into chic apartments) and my husband and I saw “Scooterland” on one of the street corners.
We nearly fell out of the car laughing.
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
Hm, okay, but unfortunately whether it’s a vintage one or not the person is still going to look like a geek riding one.
Btw, I think we should all strive to be ionospherically cool.
I like to urinate in the street, I think most whites do.
Same here. Great fun. Beats waiting in line somewhere. And the show-off is nice.
oh, shush…
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FUNNY
That is to funny….
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
So bad. I’m dying for a Vespa and I’m half white. I will justify this in saying that since I am half white, I don’t care about the pollution I contribute with a vintage vespa, so long as I look cool while driving it.
I don’t know if anyone else has pointed this out, but one reason for the popularity of Vespas is the fact that Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck tooted around on one in the movie ROMAN HOLIDAY. And you know, they looked pretty cool while doing it . . .
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like Vespa Scooters.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
Someone (I don’t know if he (or she) is a white people) stole my vintage vespa (1968) last month in Paris. It’s so unfair. A mod in the bus is not a mod anymore.
Did you not mean to state – “And you know, they looked pretty white while doing it … “
Oh Fuck me! I own a Subaru AND a Vespa Scooter.
I really am white.
😦
#127 Volvo 240’s
#128 Settlers of Catan
#129 Ikea
#130 Thule racks
#131 Rubik Cubes
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like. Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
#132 Lists of what white people like
Ben,
Not bad. You certainly tapped into my white man’s fear of my penis being smaller than a black man’s. But then I went back to counting my money and forgot all about it. Not to worry though, you’re not turning white. The Ikea furniture is just a ruse we white people use to give Asian people a chance to shop somewhere they think we like to go. The fact that you didn’t know that should assure you of your continuing blackness. But if you start finding yourself going to Crate&Barrel on a regular basis, be afraid, be very afraid.
Ben,
Don’t listen to her, she’s obviously Asian.
White people love SEASIDE near Destin, Fla.
I notice that 50% of the people in the photo at the beginning of the post are not white…
Agreed, time for a new the post
“Stuff White Guys With Vespas Like”
Apparently Asian gurls…
If you are really in scooters you would get a vintage Lambretta anyway.
This whole entry is kind of moot.
I guess that is the point – conforming.
Steve
Mopeds have pedals, scooters don’t.
White people like online quizzes. lol.
To be anti-hipster is to pro-mainstream.
I’m not saying this is inacurate, but could someone enlighten me as to why this entire site isn’t considered racist?
Is it racist of me to even mention this or to be offended by the connotation of this? Why the hell should I have to defend my skin color when that very act is considered the definition of racisim.
Fuck all of you.
It’s not racist because it’s written by the very kind of person it’s targetting. As such it’s satire. The author is a white, fairly affluent (more so now with a book deal), Canadian male.
Also, and you have to be honest here, did you laugh even once at Borat, or anything Russel Peters or Dave Chappelle has said? If so, are you a racist? After all, they make fun of non-white people too. Racial satire is meant to break taboos and get you thinking. Perhaps the fact you feel you need to defend yourself should tell you something about yourself.
@SoCanadianandSoWhite,
This blog lets itself off the hook by parading as satire. The truth is that underneath all that humor is a lot of vitriol, a lot of anger directed outwards and inwards. Real hate. And I agree with the author.
I hate white people like me. I hate the forced multiculturalism of places like Middlebury and Bowdoin. They don’t realize they are engaging in a certain kind of well intentioned fascism.
I hate all you pale faced mfers who acted like their life mission was complete the day after Obama got elected, like it was their dream to have a black president.
I hate the way we look in shorts, like limp-dicks, weak, low sperm counts.
People who buy expensive groceries from Whole Foods are the cause of starvation in the 3rd world.
I hate NYU kids who move to Williamsburg.
I hate middle aged moms at the Trader Joe’s in Silverlake. Fucking leave.
I love the author for speaking the truth. White people do like this stuff. And they deserve to be satirized/punished for it.
Geez guys. Just live life, eat what you want, live where you want, wear what you want, drive what you want and LAUGH once in a while. Like at this site. Enough of the analyzing, just let yourself giggle. It’s funny.
Wow, dude. Have you never heard of humor? Chris Rock? I’m white, and I like to think that I’m a unique, free-thinking type and I love this website… Why? Because I have developed the ability and sense to laugh at myself once in a while.
If there was a permissible kind of discrimination, it should be against YOU — the buzzkill, no-fun, takes-life-too-seriously, arrogant prick that you are.
I’m afraid you’re of the few that lack any sense of literature. If I were to make you read A Modest Proposal, you would flip out. You do not understand the two forms of satire nor anything closely resembling satire. Satire seeks out to reform or laugh at ourselves. I’m afraid if you can’t laugh at yourself, you really can’t laugh at anything. Also, while the “topic” of this blog is white people, it’s really about the subculture of “hipsters.”
also ur stoopid
white people like segways because of GOB from arrested development
Look at all these people loving your work, Ben Carrol – coz you say you’re black. How white…
lol
Another thing white people like is to go on popular blogs like this one just to push and populate their own stoopid, boring blog. I may be white, but at least I know my blog is stoopid and boring. Hey, if you’re white and your blog gets no hits, it may just be that your blog sucks and you have no talent for writing.
I am white and get squemish every time a Vespa rides by. Especially when it’s the hot chick with full sleeves.
You all need to chill the fuck out. Stereotypes are hilarious. Embrace them.
Interesting theory…so your saying that only good writing becomes popular? Doubt it. Keep trying Obey.
Interesting theory…so your saying that only good writing becomes popular? Doubt it. Keep trying Obey.
White people love Brainbooger.com
I guess white people stopped liking things.
Protip: in nearly all cases an argument beginning with “So you’re saying” is garbage. Extremely un-white; a “high white” person just doesn’t argue that, though the Greeks and Italians seem fond of it.
This does not apply to women, of course, like most rules in society.
If after reading #126 Vespa Schooters, you feel the need to get rid of your Vespa, please send it to me at the following address:
I know this is satirical, but honestly I don’t find it very funny (nor offensive) and i’m not even white. reading through this all i can think of is “i’ve heard this before…..”, but not only that, the jokes are so overly explained and exaggerated, making it even less funny than hearing it from any random comedian at a random smokey nightclub.
not sure why this is so popular. it would be like having a black guy rant on about how he loves chicken….the joke has been done to death.
Paul F (see below) asked that I post a link to http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com so you can critique my writing style! Anywho, my ex had a scooter so I’m trying to fend off deeply embedded emotional trauma. Fortunately white people love therapy too…or maybe that only applies to rich white people.
Here’s some other ones, you might want to thinl about.
TRUCKS
i dont mean big rigs but the one your friend from the office drives, so he can feel a man
“FRIENDS”
the series, we love it and most of us owns at least one season on DVD/VHS
POOR PEOPLE
we prefer to help poor children from Africa or Asia, but any poor person that isn’t from our part of the world will do
ANIMALS (except pitbulls)
we rather see Chechen mass graves than to see a little puppy get put down. We also make dinner for our house favorite, but send our kids to go out and eat fast food.
GOING GREEN
it’s the easiest! We are doing so great that we have nothing else to worry about.
WHITE POWER
this is the one that we like the most. We are the most dominant on this planet and we likey.
It’s been a while since I read this blog, so if these suggestions that i’m about to post have been talked about, then….
I love this blog because it reminds me how shallow and pathetic liberals are. Now I understand why me saying I liked Tool automatically dropped my status when I was among those hippie/liberal types. If you don’t listen to the same music, like the same “films”, and think all of the same political beliefs, you aren’t as unique and creative an individual, and you get snubbed! It really is a competition to see who can be the most stylish Marxist.
I used to own a Vespa. But that’s when I was living/studying in Taiwan. I suppose it still counts…
Hmm…also White People Like all the silly comments after each of the post entries. Cheap entertainment, all the way.
Did mommy not burp you enough as a baby? Seems like you still have a lot of gas to expel. Perhaps an antacid would help?
hmmm this site and your book are seriously entertaining, but i must say you are a complete idiot. the only white i would consider you, is white trash. i like pretty much everything on this list, own a vespa, and live in a multi million dollar home. why dont you get some perspective. human beings are human beings no matter where you go, what you do, or who you are. we should all try and understand that, i mean really understand it.
See.. right now I don’t know whether you have really got on the “satire-bus”, are driving the “satire-bus”, or have concerns that the “satire-bus” left the depot at all.
Very white of you to proclaim the cost of your house though… so points for that.
:-p
Aw. Someone pee in your corn flakes this morning?
…Did you somehow fail to notice that Maynard James Keenan is a far-left social activist and advocate of recreational drug use, alternative religion, and all kinds of other great hippie stuff? I’m a “hippie/liberal type”, and I’m wearing a Tool concert T-shirt RIGHT NOW.
For God’s sake, if you’re going to stereotype, at least use the RIGHT stereotypes.
…and yet… the “black blog” that’s been done to deathe isn’t not funny enough to be included in a hugely successful blog.
You sure you aren’t white… white people miss such nuances due to their own self-righteous belief AND deepest desire to understand others.. (covered in the “only white person around” post)
you may be masquerading…
s’okay.
…and yet… the “black blog” that’s been done to death isn’t funny enough to be included in a hugely successful blog.
You sure you aren’t white… white people miss such nuances due to their own self-righteous belief AND deepest desire to understand others.. (covered in the “only white person around” post)
you may be masquerading…
s’okay.
…ooops.. completely authored (as this is) while drunk.
It’s my right.
To be drunk, white, and misguidedly righteous.
… I have to vomit now.
like doing a fat chick, fun to ride, but you never want to be seen on one.
You forgot mods, they can be all sorts. I had a vintage vespa as a teenager and I have a new one now, being sephardic I’m not sure I qualify as a white person.
holy shitstain, what a funny joke! and so fucking original.
You had me at “human beings are human beings no matter where you go.” Except you are rich, which means you are evil no matter how much melanin is in your skin.
If you ever told me to my face that I dreamed of owning a Vespa, I would punch you in the fucking face.
I love scooters. I own a 50cc Kymco Cobra Cross. I hate Vespas. I think their “retro” styling looks moronic, and I would feel slightly stupid humming down the street on one. I think it gives of a vibe that says, “Throw tomatoes at me as I sit straight as a chair, tie fluttering in the wind, buzzing slowly down the road on my way to work.”
But I don’t deny that many white people have a thing for them. I just cant understand why. (and im white)
Using the word “sephardic,” you definitely qualify as a white person.
No one wants a Vespa. What?
Why wouldn’t someone want a scooter? Especially if motorcycles, sports cars and high end sedans are outlawed. They are way cooler than Segways afterall. Seriously, they are ok but after writing for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and researching $2M bugatti cars, it’s tough to dream about Vespas.
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Liking Tool can’t make you any whiter or any more liberal!
They have all the trademarks; they think they’re too artistic to be played on daytime television, they speak of the hypocrisy of Christianity in America…not to mention they take an excessive artistic interest in album covers and t-shirts.
Wearing a Tool t-shirt is the epitome of white; it means you’re 1. Artistic because the t-shirts look too abstract to actually tell what they’re all about 2. You’re wearing a band t-shirt that are not ‘mainstream’ 3. You’re saying, fuck big corporations, I’m wearing a t-shirt mass produced by Tool’s recording company of which they get little profit.
Youz a liberal my friend.
P.S. I have a Tool t-shirt, I’m white, and I have dreamed of buying a Vespa.
White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/lincoln-says-uncool-dane-cook/
they usually ride around in candy-ass places with other metrosexuals like LA, or other west coast poser hang outs. the white “men” like to wear dopey helmuts as they ride around in vespas going 25mph, lookin’ cool on westside.
Sometimes, an oriental girl will be riding on the back with a wimpy white “man” driving this bicyle with an engine. It is truly for wimpy/candy-ass “men”.
And stupid people like to spend $25 at the pump every week. I wouldn’t mind riding one considering I will only be pays $2 a week on electric. Perhaps while you and your fellow “men” ride around on your Harley’s, with your handlebar mustaches and ass-less chaps, wondering why you can’t get any women, or at least any decent ones. Seriously, grow up, get a steady job and shut up.
I just bum rides off others, or walk….
White people definitely don’t like Michael Bay, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/lincoln-says-uncool-michael-bay/
I should know, since his cock barely fits in my mouth.
They also like to were a scarf while riding them to their riding club events like the Harley Davidson clubs except they only go downtown. Can you see the scarf flapping in the wind?
great post! enjoyed it.
vespa fan.
Vespas are the scooters of choice in South Asia (maybe in other developing countries as well). They are cheap, easy to use in the congested streets, and come only in turquoise blue. I laughed so hard when I heard of their “hipster” status here. White people crack me up.
White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/lincoln-says-uncool-nickelback/
Dude – Great Post!!!! LMAO. I’m in Long Beach and all of the tools are driving Vespas that they paid $6K for…
You must buy and wear a Marvin the martian helmet if you ride a Vespa. I concur about the scarf. Key!
White people certainly do not like cargo shorts…
they almost killed Abraham Lincoln!
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/lincoln-says-uncool-cargo-shorts/
You forgot the Fooly Coolly factor.
Ah, yes, the Fooly Cooly factor. Combines Yellow Fever, Anime and Vespa in one swift kick!
Yes, the Fooly Coolly factor. Combines Yellow Fever, Anime and Vespas all in one swift kick!
I recently found your site and I love it. It’s white deprecating, it’s non-white deprecating, and above all it’s true. I linked to it from my blog at http://www.teeshirtsoup.com because I know my readers will love it as well.
I’ve never wanted a Vespa scooter more!
Remember…
Vespa is Italian for WASP !
…Lorenzo
I have a Harley. Does that count?
you know whats fun? seeing to punk guys ride up on one vespa scooter. and then seeing them ride away while the one sitting in back procedes to hump the guy steering.
Ok, funny!
“a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white”
however, a bit inaccurate for New Yorkers. On the Upper East Side, you see little old white ladies (and men, too) on the bus all the time! 😉
I know 4 people with vespa’s, all white, and we all live in a rural area. The vespa does not serve a good enough purpose in a small spread out community where houses are separated by forest and farm.
Why isn’t this blog called “Stuff Rich Crackers Like To Do/Own In Order To Mitigate The Effects Of Their Narcissistic Self Loathing And Superficiality”?
Or, “Bullshit Some Insecure Bourgeois Peckerwood Decided To Write About Race Because He Don’t Know Shit About Political Economy”?
Thanx! I now realize that finally getting a (much wanted anyway) Vespa will cancel out any naughtiness produced by my convertible V12 Jagster…dashing to the scooterman shortly!
never saw an oriental on a vespa, just some WASPs, or Euro trash with hemits riding around LALA land sipping their 4 dollar coffee drinks from Charbucks.
Vespas are so gay. I think pretty much anyone riding on a scooter should be run over by a car or truck.
Even better: an electric scooter to show you really care about the environment
Or get more middle-class Americans to ride bikes to work if they are fortunate to have a damn paid job! Meanwhile, the Chinese and Indians are in a buying spree for automobiles. How does “white people” feel about black people, Latinos & ruby-throated (the other whites) value their 1970’s low-rider cars and 1990 pick-up trucks with broken tail lights? +
I’m not an environmentalist and I’ve got an electric scooter. They’re fun to ride and they don’t break down. It’s the kind of thing where you need to already have a girlfriend before you buy one though, because otherwise you’re gonna die alone haha
I take the bus to work, the store or wherever I go, since the Palm Springs area lacks a proper taxi service…and the summer heat is too brutal, but I worked out in the open desert sun before and grew up playing outdoors in 90f. Don’t worry about being white, well-off and on the bus, also you have tons of young 20-somethings taking it and women, don’t be a “sexist” but you’re just staying safe: not all men on the bus are “creeps” (or drunks from the bar) and not all women on the bus are “sluts” (or teen moms). +
I’m not for organized religion and outdated moralism, but we always know when to “do it” and the right person to be with either. You been brainwashed to think feminism or the women’s liberation movement is the worst thing to happen as well, but I dislike some radical feminists taking gender politics to the workplace and want to ban fraternization of co-workers of different sexes to fight “attempted rape” like incidents. When you’re at work on the clock, you’re just at work on the clock, and no time to be flirting at all. We men are all gentlemen who try to avoid being rude to women, therefore it’s best never to flirt in any social situation.
What about the outrage by white people when new laws passed to ban driving while texting, talking on the cell and other ways to cause auto accidents worst than being DUI or smoking a joint? Originally, it was a few “safety activists” among the white people community pushed for such laws, and you know…it’s all a joke. Two-faced political parties in government want to tell us all people what to do, say, think or act about things, either the P-C left or the religious right. +
I know 30 million Americans in need of a job, but why we kept sending our auto manufacturing jobs down to Mexico? We the white people can’t stand any more Mexicans coming to work in Detroit’s auto plants (this was true in the 1930s) and a racist Nazi admirer like Henry Ford always selected a ethnic group or nationality to work for non-unionized fees. Detroit should thank him for the large African-American and Arab American communities; and illegally entered ethnic-national groups over the Canadian border by Ford Motor co. +
In L.A., the cost of car ownership is high by state license registration fees, automobile mechanic inspection fees and gas prices are the highest in America (except Hawaii being an island state). Drive down to the south side, east side & other low-income districts/sections of L.A., you’ll see more bikes (not trendy white yuppies), people walking to & from elsewhere, and the busses are full of riders. Is it because liberals who dominate L.A. city politics hate automobiles… and want more poor minorities using public transportation? We have more Clean air, no more brown cloud and the end of freeways criss-crossing the city landscape as we know it. +
But the majority of Americans for the first 230 years of US history are white, not all are rich/moneyed either and the conservative elite prized “whiteness” as much to be born with a “silver spoon” in your mouth. The thing is elite rule, subliminal racism and political corruption do go together!+
Oh Canada, the land of liberal dreams and conservative nightmares. Canada has politeness in comparison to our country (USA), democratic socialism, universal health care, environmental laws, pacifist policy, no military draft rule, bilingual road signs, multicultural identity, cleanliness, safety, gun control laws, government TV networks and ice hockey (fights!), that’s where I wanna be(h)…eh? +
Last post for now: The USA is at risk of becoming a failed superpower alike the Soviet Union went through in 1991. Nobody really expected the USSR to disband, but has the symptoms of a dysfunctional government about to collapse. The British Empire’s decline since WWI or WWII (don’t know which, but Great Britain is still around) was compared to the Romans’ the same way, unable to keep rule over colonies from such a long distance and a need to focus on domestic issues. My Dad is from France, already weakened since the end of DeGaulle era (1960s) when he immigrated to the US and married my part-American Indian mother, as the Cherokee & Osage tribal nations hope for independence! +
since most electricity in north america is from burning coal, electric vehicles are NOT good for the environment because coal is dirtier than petro
Vespas are liked by gay/metro American whites, and ladies.
Most white men would want a real motorcycle, or a convertible… or, frankly, rather walk than be seen on one of those things. 🙂
Actually, regardless of how the electricity is generated, electric vehicles are always more efficient than gas burning ones.
The electric motors are far more efficient, plus they don’t use energy when idling.
i love vespa
all these articles forget about the rednecks
Get on with it. This website wouldn’t have jumped the shark if you updated it more than once a month.
Thank you for that helpful review. Do you know what “jump the shark” means?
Speak for yourself, dip.
I agree completely with this arguument
Though in my opinion vespa’s are targetted more toward the gay community. At least that’s how people identify us where I live in Australia.
Ive got a little collection going I have 3 vespa’s, and my house boy (thats what I call him, he’s actualy my bro/boyfriend haha) has one and a half (his lime green one isnt working at the moment). We buy old V’s and do them up and sell them to our friends. We dont make them more pwerful or anything like those vespa molesters you see in the US, we just give them paint jobs and make them cute-a-licious hahahaha
Love my vespa – ttfn
kisses
Mike
homophobe
I take it your not gay then?
I think somebody could try expanding their horizons a bit
Yay presse!!!!!!
Do you know what riding a vespa means?
stupidpeoplelikethis.blogspot.com
Wow nice job generalising pal
Next thing your going to tell me is that straight people arent allowed to ride vespas too
Sheeesh
who are you calling stupid?
Try going to Vietnam or India.
In fact, I’d bet a million dollars that far more non-whites in the world population own Vespas (or other scooters) than whites. The Honda Cub is the #1 selling vehicle of any kind, of all time, worldwide. And you don’t see many of those in the US.
I dont feel too bad about it.
Why do you?
oh p-lease
Lindsay – It doesnt take a genius to work out that…….. your wrong
I want a Vespa!
Check out my boobalicious homepage!
Homophobe implies fear (i.e. you fear queers). What is it called if you just don’t like them?
Whatever that is, it would be a more applicable term for most of us!
having lived abroad in Taiwan I grew to understand and love the scooter culture.
I owned the 150cc Junior that I renamed “Janitor” ’cause I was sweeping up the streets.
Vespas lacked the storage and multiple passenger capabilities for any self respecting Formosan. White Devils would still buy them for the coolness factor.
I was totally pumped about getting a scooter when I got back to the States, but it didn’t take long to admit that they are just gay. Bought a motorcycle instead, but I do miss all of the storage and the ability to drive three of my friends to the park.
Are vespas targetted more towards homosexuals? or towards the candy-ass metrosexuals that dominate LALA land? That are a silly looking bike with a small engine from the mystic pizza movie about teenagers fornicating with older men. Great movie. That’s the USA for ya.
Be sure to check out forty fisheggs. Working on a fishegg design called hipster-featuring a vespa scooter.
yummy hehehehehehehe
Oh p-lease
You know as wel as everyone else. Vespas are for the gay crowd and the way they handle mmmmmhmmm
I want Saddie
hehehe
yyyyouch Mikey
By the sounds of things I think your janitor would have swept me off my feet hahah
wb
Paraphrasing, I know; “All white folk want a Vespa.”
…Close, but no clove cigarette. Some of us sense the desire deep within –it surges up, past our testes (for the few and the privileged) and becomes “I need me an earth savin’, fuel miserin’, croc-wearin’ … …Suzuki GSX-R 1000.”
I liken it to environmentalism on Viagra and Methamphetamine.
………….and amil nitrate
I want one and a Mini Cooper or a Smart Car. The Smaller the better. 😉
okay so i am white and i don’t want or have ever had a vespa scooter, its a stereotype that all white people want one
VOLVO! haha sorry Twilight fanatic here. It gets obnoxious. lol!
this blog is gay and and so are it’s comments, this one too!
ride a vespa and live a little, you uptight fags, pissing tacks, and btw try telling rudy the 6ft 4in, black skinhead that his vespa is gay, he’ll shut you up for good!
you are all way out of your leauge here people.
I am white and I’ve always felt a Vespa scooter is a needed prerequisite to white living.
I think the 7000 dollar Vespa 300 GTS is worth the nearly eight ounces of gold I had to sell from my massive pile of loot. I recommend getting it in white, as you can be seen at night while going 80 miles per hour.
Salut Vespinos!
Benito Bambi S.
owner of Vespas
Haha, im not white, i’ve never taken the bus a day in my life 🙂
Oh im black , i own a pink paul frank vespa 🙂
LOVE IT !
EVERYONE SHOULD GET ONE !
fucking racist
oh cmon seriously
Your too much hehe
Really? OMG I want one
Where did you get it hun?
Homophone
No it doesn’t take a genius, it takes a person that hasn’t been too far out of the US. I got back from a month long Vietnam vacation some weeks ago, and for every car everywhere we went, we saw about 6-10 Vespas and maybe 50-75 other various scooters.
AGREE.
I didn’t even know what a Vespa was before FLCL.
Correction: HomophoBe. Isn’t it great to live in a white race majority country? Very likely has laws against hate speech in a public area, such as Canada with the “race vilification act” and the European countries’ restrictions. The USA has the first amendment: freedom of speech, but it has limits on libel, slander and defamation. It’s not illegal to type things about gays, unlike in Sweden forbids “homophobia”. +
“…funny. is nice. mish-mesh.” – Borat of Kazakhstan says it best.
vespas===like doing a fat chick, fun to ride when no one is watching.
Quite an offensive statement wally
Hope your proud of yourself
i don’t like Vespa Scooters.
I’m White.
The term is Rednekkk and it applies to few of you.
Yeah right, whatever you say…….
50-75 other scooter varieties?? A little exharggeration there perhaps
In Pebble Beach, Cal. a vintage 1950s era car was put on auction and a seller bought it for (get ready, no joke) $5 million! Why want a vespa to show off your wealth and status? Get an Olds, not a vespa. +
“mike boothe”==truth hurts, just like america===sinking down the drain.
vespas are for candy ass “men”
What?
Your almost as dumb as you look
But if by ‘candy ass men’ you mean I have a sweet ass, then…… thank you I guess
fine then dont wb
and he has to put up a pic of the White dude scamming on the Asian chick. Don’t you know the whole Asian g/f thing isn’t hip anymore- not the kind of so unhip it’s hip- nope, I mean the played out kind of unhip.
Dear silentconsort (ps what sort of a name is that, cmon seriously he he)
I dont see how your comments are in any way valid, as what you are crapping on about is comlpetely unrelated to the article. This article is clearly about how vespas are an expression of homosexual culture. Yet for some reason you are more worried about the picture. Sorry honey, but I think you have missed the point
Furthermore I admitedly am definately one with fashion, but I have no idea how love between two people can become ‘hip’ then ‘played-out unhip’.
Is this some sort of a joke?
Thats not true…I ride a bike, not because I care about the Earth, (which i do subconsciously) but because I lived in Germany for 3 years and if you can ride a bike or take a bus there is no point in having car to drive 3 miles to work. its pointless and ridiculous. all major cities in the states should have bike lanes. Its not only white people that own scooters. I would get a scooter rather than a car if i had to have something. There is no valid way to classify this ownership. Your blog should be..Stuff AMERICANS like, not stuff White people like.
I laugh every time that I see a Vespa since reading this. So dead on!
If you like this post then check out posts at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com like ‘Saving Africa’, ‘Not Ordering From The Menu’ and ‘Using Big Words’. Thanks for the inspiration Christian!
Love this site and vespas. Cute vespa/hipster cartoon-fisheggs #35. Take a look!
vespas are predominately for homosexual men and/or metrosexual “men”; they can be seen in LA and/or San Fran.
thank you.
chow main – the voice of reason
booya
Chow Main – The voice of reason
BOOOYA
seriously, have you ever seen a heterosexual man on a vespa? seriously as his primary form of transportation, next you will be saying that heterosexual men love volkswagon’s or audi TTs–all effeminate cars. No PC BS, just facts.
Mostly really unattractive males ride these.
Bah! Saying every white person wants one of these is ridiculous.
I only know one white person out of all my white friends who owns one, and most of us just think it’s silly.
Well I would like to add my little bit to this argument, I am a 57 year old grandfather and I am a breed (that is not black not white) And I like my Vespa. Friday night cruising the strand I find myself some likely young lout in his sora ,wrx ,gti dosn;t really matter as long as me has at least 2 mates (witnesses) in the car with him. Now every one knows a scooter gets off the line fairly quickly (power to weight thing) but they fizzle pretty quick. But that’s the point when the turbo peeks, and to add insult to injury at about the 70 meter mark I let the NOS tubes loose. Now imagine the gos on the strip next Friday night and try to explain how you got blown into the weed by granddad on his classic Vespa. ( I am really enjoying being an old fart ) PS I also own a Supercharged SRT and that’s fun to.
I love vespas they make my rear look nice n tight cuz I’m white.
I am very white and I ride the bus. You are wrong.
Vespas rule! Check out the topless Vespa riding I did in Italy by checking out my homepage.
lol… your blog is too hilarious.
stuff black people like?
Jimmy and the rest of the Mods riding the Vespa scooters were pretty cool in Quadrophenia, and they weren’t gay. In fact, one of Jimmy’s Mod friends was black!
mystic pizza movie from 80’s which embraced notion of 18 yo fornicating with 30+ yo had these teenie-boppers riding mopeds/vesspas, girlie type things.
i like to drink cat urine!
I know that I am a loser and nobody respects my opinion. For the last couple days, I have been stealing enigma, uh huh, louiecoolgato, etc, etc. I have single handedly ruined a blog site with my ignorance and stupidity. I have no life, I just sit here in my moms basement trying to think of clever things to say, but I never do. I hate my life, I secretly wish I were born black and I also wish I voted for Obama. I apologize Mr Enigma for smearing your good name, I will attempt to not do it again, but you know, sometimes, idiots like myself can’t help doing the things we do. I’m like a mad dog, I just…..do. Please forgive me for making a fool out of myself, all of you on this site, I apologize.
This is so true! Vespa scooters with the barack obama sticker on it!
http://www.dailymacho.com
My husband and I take the bus every day and we are white! Funny blog:)
I like making afool of myself and saying i did it for
laughs. i don’t like eating anything i didn’t eat before
21. i used to have many friends before i was 21 but
they have disappeared, we say hello when we see each
other, have a good time, no phone nos are traded, so except for family (none of them are black, red or brown)
i have extra time so i treat every one i meet as if
they are friends, they think i talk too much.
jim
You want funny?
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/i-love-little-girls-they-make-me-feel-so-vamp.html
women and candy ass love scooters.
I’m white and I don’t even know what a Vespa is! This is good, though. Educational.
Well put, Bill. I have read many comments on this website and I can`t understand everyone`s intense desire to assume what kind of person is riding scooters. I`m also a little surprised at this obsession w/Vespa(way over priced in my opinion). I own a Yamaha Vino and my >girl<friend thinks it`s great. In fact she wants me to buy a Majesty, a much bigger scooter we can ride together. I don`t care if you are black or white, heterosexual or metrosexual(whatever that is), scooters are alot of fun.
shut up enigma
Check our site out, all of the games are awesome!
No way Hosey
Yeah…….. so?
Your mother was a woman
Thanks for the comment genius, really made this forum
Thanks for the comment genius. Really made this forum
and annoy innocent people
stop with the cat urine and drive the vespa after drinking das charbucks
Hey, I love having gay sex with my servants, and burning down orphanages! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com it’s a very unoriginal/unclever site. My penis is less than two inces long, and I have trouble getting it up!
pretty sure this one is sarcastic – dont take any notice of it guys
Did I ask for funny?
NO
He seriously has issues hey tag 🙂 🙂
Why would he waste his time
That’s not how you spell Jose. 🙂
i am bored with you already, you violent, impotent, tiny-penis-person.
why do I use so many names? I wanted to keep my beloved Micheal D. name untouched, but those nigras got to me.
Yoink
yoink
yoink
my name is soiled forever
Y-0-I-N-K!!
i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
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2 bes continued
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i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr.
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Whte pwr
Wucka
Wucka
I’m a sucka
a cowardly, bitch ass
muthafucka
yoink
yoink
😉
i is a dum nigg wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!
i is a dum nigg wit no job, no respekt and no pussy, dat be y i is using peeps names. cuz i cant argue 4 sheeeeit, i is 2 slow and stupid dawgg!
dis be tha truff yo…
Your spelling isnt that great – might want to work on that
Just a thought…..
Once again, I’m pretty sure this comment isnt serious. Maybe ignore this one guys
i look at this site rarely but am always amused when i read something new on the list. seriously though, most of the comments on here are pretty sad… people are way too up tight on here and need to enjoy the humor.
thanks,
white guy, with asian girlfriend, plays in an idie rock band, used to own a vespa, lives in San Francisco, and falls in to many sterotypes on this list BUT STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
A Vespa?
What heterosexual male buys a scooter? They’re slow, impractical, and that hint of danger is from some college professor opening his car door as you putt by.
The only more obvious way to show you are a gay male is to be caught with another guy’s cock in your mouth.
Hey Douche, I ride a vespa. It is hot pink with little blue flames on the side. It is so cute. I am not gay, I just enjoy the presence of another mans dick. +
I TRUELY LOVE THE COCK DAWGG
well, I TRUELY LOVE THE DAWGG COCK!! so there.
FACT this website is weirdly racist. It’s a bunch of white people trying to identify themselves and separate themselves as a tasteful class of people.
Not just white people like all these things, that’s why this book is ridiculous.
There’s lots of cock-loving at http://makefunofmyfriends.com
BUT I TRUELY LOVE THE COCK FROM DAWGGS!!!!
yoink.
what can I say? I is what I is! Can you give me some cock too, makefunteam?
Why oh why are SUV’s not on the list? WTF?!? It’s the epitome of whiteness.
…and minivans too.
My boyfriend has a scooter and it’s all he ever talks about. He spends all this money trying to soup it up and make it look cool. I’m pretty embarassed by it. I’m a white person.
that’s obvious….
Is your boyfriend gay?
What about if they are black minivans?
Or mybe chrome minivans?
I saw a PURPLE minivan the other day. Ha its was so ‘oh my!!’
What book? Its a website you dodo
Im gay and yeah alot of my ‘mates’ ride scooters.
What are you a homophone or something?
Haha! I hope not.
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
Only a white person thinks they look rad on a Vespa. A black person would be shot for riding one.
I hope so, what’s his name and number. He don’t have to be gentle with me, I like it ruff. Your a girl so you can’t join.
Has anyone pointed out the coincidence that Vespa means ‘wasp’ in Italian?
Tash Babe
He’s gay
No I dont think they have
What an interesting titbit of info there from Brain V.
Keep up the good work pal – I was seriously unaware of that wasp-vespa connection. Haha learn something every day dont you
Nobody asked you Michigan
Thanks for the info S-train 🙂
I dont believe you
In my opinion no that is not funny, a little contrived though funny – no.
Sorry just calling it how I see it. Maybe you should try a little harder next time if you want to make M-Booth giggle.
thats true, a black dude would not be caught dead on one. Unless, he is from Oregon or something. But then again, black people think they’re cool when they think they are doing something “white” check this out…www.justjiving.com
Good article, I like Vespas but prefer my car for the AC. 🙂
Hey Mike, what are you a cock blocker? There’s enough of my ass to go around and you can have some too. Big boy..
wink
I don’t believe that you are straight Mike. I think that you would like to be rode on like a vespa scooter, and I would to to do the riding.
Bend over and let me ride you to the sunset big boy.
wink.
ahahahah! fun, you’re right! made me smile
btw I own a red vespa. Im a 33 yrs old non fashion victim white female (among others). Why? I like the shape and the looks. it’s comfy as well and gets around traffic greatly. in Brussels they are sprouting like mushrooms these days. but I would never wear the vespa italian style helmet! that’s sooo wannabe cool! beurk! 😀
lively blog. I like the style and humour…
I love my Vespa too!
Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.
I love this website. So much.
Roman Holiday!!!! LMAO!!! Brilliant!!! I stumbled across this website by accident earlier today, and I love it! Hilarious!
– A white guy
I’ll pleasure you, starting with this…
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html
I know someone has prob already said this with 835 comments but the FURI KURI (FLCL) anime is also partially to blame. Sorry dudes, you’re not a chick and not Asian, or for that matter a cartoon character.
“fixies are gay.”
Agreed
It is a real toss up…a Vespa or a Bugatti from http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com. Hmmm, let me think about that. Bicycles are good for the environment but how bad could going 400km/h really be?
I am now a loyal follower of this site.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com We got stuff white people will like.
vespas are great, all those la “men” like ridding around in them to their non-jobs.
My widowed mother bought a Douglas Vespa, made in Bristol, England, in 1951, and I really enjoyed riding on the back all over Britain, as a young boy.
If we met anyone else on a Vespa we would stop for a chat by the roadside. In 1951 we saw about a dozen other Vespas on the road in Britain.
so you are telling us that vespas are for old people, right?
my mom drives a volvo, my younger brother an old mercedes running on vegetable oil, I have the outback and my older brother the vespa. man, we sure are white (and we know what we like).
Homesexuals like scooters, saw a lot of scooter stores in West Hollyweird.
Hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like @ True/Slant:
http://trueslant.com/harmonleon/2009/10/29/a-salute-to-stuff-white-people-like/
Get a Lambretta.
Vespa’s are not low emission, the motor is two stroke and burns oil along with the gas, think smoky lawn mower.
I have never heard of a Vespa before. Though I have the other white male chronic when it comes to transportation. Bigger is better lol. I’m a truck man. And yes I have it lifted with big tires that can take me any ware. The kind of truck that can scale a tall mountain in a single gear, faster than a speeding ahh turtle, and tough as steel. I like to do all the white male things such as camping, hunting, fishing, snowboarding, rock climbing, rafting, and so on and so forth. You know all the usual things that gets you and the local doctor on a first name basis. And I need a truck that can take me to those places. And you cant forget the trip their is half the fun. White knuckle driving at five miles an hour, praying that you dont go off the side of the mountain. Yup I’m a white guy.
i am vespa manufacture in lakore.i puraches many vespa in uk
I bought a Honda scooter last summer. Am I still white? We already had one car and I work close to home so it seemed stupid to buy another car just to drive 10 minutes to work or run errands. No, I didn’t buy Vespa because they cost more than twice what my new Honda cost. Yes I bought new because they have lower emissions and are more reliable and easy to maintain. Definitely a fun little bike but I get the feeling I may be the wrong kind of white person now.
This is freakin hilarious. I love this website.
Men maybe, but definitely not woman. http://winstonscat.blogspot.com/2009/11/every-white-person-on-dreams-about.html
ok, this guy gives a black perspective on stuff check him out, he is hilarious http://jusjivin.com
Too dangerous for them I’d say.
Always thought it was more of a guy thing.
sean, I went to http://jusjivin.com it’s funny as hell
man vespas are douchey
White people like psychics too!!!
—-
http://www.celebpsychic.com is the place to get the latest psychic predictions about your fave celebrity!!!
What gives me the impression that’s the only badge you’ve ever gotten?
I’ve restored quite a few Vespas and Lambrettas in the last 18 years. I’m also white (duh) and I’m sport motorcycle nut too. It surprises me how people perceive them to be safer than a motorcycle. I get a different reaction when I ride my Ninja ZX-14 to work than I do to my Vespa 150 Super. They seemed shocked when I tell them that I had my worst accident on a vintage Vespa and spent a month in the Hospital. I walked away from a high speed get off on Honda VFR800 unscathed. What was the difference? Since my Vespa accident, I wear safety gear all the time when I ride anything! I get funny looks from the hipster douche bags when they see me on my Vespa with boots, riding pants, riding jacket and full face helmet.
It seems the young white hipsters must ride their Vespa with flip flops, italian 3/4 helmet and t-shirt to class. When they get older, they’ll buy a vintage looking new Harley and ride it in a leather vest and “skid-lid” helmet only on the weekends. They’ll drive the BMW Stationwagon or LandRover (bought for the yearly capping trip) to office during the week.
Go to Europe, and you will see millions of scooters.
They have scooter paved trails along most routes.
You can park on sidewalks, where shopping is a breeze.
I’m glad they finally came out with the 4 stroke series a couple years ago. 2 stroke mania is noise, smoke nuisance.
I have never owned or considered owning a scooter. But after having read this I realize how cool I could be if only I had a scooter. Thanks for opening my eyes to new ways to be cool.
I am white and have BOTH a Vespa and an old diesel that runs on vegetable oil. I have no excuses, both are infinitely fun, that’s it! And ok, I like looking cool.
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Pah, never mind Vespa scooters, DubLi’s selling classic European cars (Mercedes, Audis, Alfa Romeos etc) at prices that are almost 40% below RRP.
I think most people would like that far more than a pretentious little scooter, white or not. Anyways, go check them out – they sell iPods and a bunch of cool stuff at discount too.
Steak Knives too?
Easy repayments?
Buy 1 get 1 free?
Do they come with an ab-blaster?
Will they fold up and fit neatly under my bed?
I’m white.
I NEED a vespa – but I’m going for ultra white – I need a vespa as an ART installation.
Oh yeah. Bow down before my chalkiness.
While white people enjoy vespas and enviro cars I think they’d enjoy these a bit more.
http://www.lionsdenu.com/hybrid-and-electric-cars-that-dont-totally-suck/
Never fails to crack me up.
Check out this other great site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
The last one I’ll send today I swear! hehehe
Oh I’ve always wanted a Vespa! But family and friends insist that Canada is too cold for a Vespa. D:
Besides my parents are only pressuring me to get a driver’s license so I can chauffeur them and my sisters around and that requires a car, bleh.
Italians aren’t white people, so how can their scooter count?
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Stop spamming.
Well, I own 4 Vespas plus a Subaru! I am sooooo white! 😉
Now, if I could only find a man with all the classic qualities my scooters possess I’ll be set. LOL
Sam-Australia
PS. Anyone know a tall dark handsome guy with low kms and no rust???? 😉
As black as I am, and believe me I’m black, I’m slowly beginning to think that I may be living a double life. I like way to many things on this list.
I have and love Vespa Scooters. Guy’s lets keep this between us. Let’s not let it slip over to my Blog. LOL
I literally never get sick of this web site!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Weak effort. I am really white and NOBODY I know want’s a POS vespa. Come on there are plenty of legit things to make fun of, stick to reality.
Must be a European thing or maybe I’m in the wrong places. Most people I know would laugh at you if they see you on a Vespa or any other scooter and suggest that you buy a real bike if you’re going to go through the effort. I’d probably ride one but then I’m too cheap to buy a Vespa. I’ve had an electric standup scooter before when I lived in Miami but that was because I lived on South Beach and parking is impossible and you sweat like a biyatch when you walk….not cause I gave a sh*t about emissions. LOL anyway most of these posts make me laugh so it’s all good.
HAHAHAHA! This totally resonates with me and everyone I knew in school. I love this site! It makes me happy.
Ha!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
cool..nice article
thank god someone finally called hipsters out on owning those eyesores. every time i see someone riding one in atlanta, i want to clothes-line them off of it and shoot them in the face. but now that i’ve read this, the urge to kill has subsided.
Weak effort!? I had to laugh as soon as I saw this article because at least 3 white people I know won’t stop going on and on about how much they want a Vespa and how cool they’ll look on it and blah blah blah. My neice wants one for her 18th birthday.
I’ve never known anyone to own a Vespa, none of my friends wants one, and in fact, I’ve only ever seen them in movies like The Princess Diaries and that Rome/Princess/Escape movie. So, sorry, this doesn’t resonate with my whiteness.
Cant believe there was no mention of British Mod culture or the film/movie Quadrophenia. That would be a definate conversation piece here in the UK atleast. Is this blog, site or whatever the hell it is written by an american? Im guessing yes.
and btw he was spot on saying old mercedes that run on veg oil, that is something im currently seriously considering. But I dont see how thats a bad thing, its using your own will to power a high quality, character full vehicle for pennies. You can buy a decent old merc for like £500, get a source of old veg oil or buy it fresh, put in the car and there you go. No more reliance on overpriced pump diesel.
And this site should really be called things pretentious people like. Many of these things are liked by other non white people. But who cares its only abit of fun.
I saw a whole bunch of queers riding those gay mobiles down in Key West once. I swear ill never go back there agian.
Hey Orry,
I saw you in Key West with your mother’s penis in your butt. That’s not right for striaghts.
why white people gonna be bying all dat unnessisary shit. they should be payin my bills instead they made us slave so the lest they can do is help us brothas and sister eat and sleep. obamas gonna make them.
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
What about Segways?
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
i didn’t ever make anyone a slave. i pay my own bills, you have every opportunity to do the same. get over yourself. racist.
Vespas are pretty cool. If DubLi would do an auction on one I’d be one of the first to sign up. Especially considering the massive savings that I could get out of one of them! They sold a brand new Mercedes for just $3000 last year. Awesome or what?
Segways!!!!!!!!! Infinitely more White!
Ask that black guy in the big white house.
Black racism towards whites is the hippest new thing. Fight back against your slave masters.
Whata hoot-and-a-holler.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Stop it. I’ve always been oriental. It’s just a word ferchrissakes.
Why are you always trying to promote this website after every #*$&#^! post?! Find your own readers and stop spamming already? Jesus.
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffff yoooooooouuuuuuuuu!
Nuff said.
WOW have you read The Onion? Cause your website sure seems like a direct copy! White people like to rip off talent too, that’s for sure…try something original instead of ripping off a classic publication.
Hopefully Obama will teach you diction, grammar and spelling too!
second! My mod buddies would ride all day in their bombers and checkered vespas listening to the english beat. This video says it all http://tastym.blogspot.com the cramps had vespas on their tour to canada and i saw them crash all drunk
was she asian? They have trouble driving.
I’m not supporting this person or anything, but I don’t agree with you about it being a “rip off.” Are people not allowed to create similar-styled web sites, magazines, newspapers, movies, televisions shows, etc… just because it’s of the same style? I’m sure The Onion was a “rip-off” of something else that came earlier. Has The Onion influenced this person and his site? Obviously. Is it a rip off? No.
and you will never go to Europe either… right. You plan on staying in your little mid-west prairie which as far away from culture as humanly possible
You know what white people like… laughing!!
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lol looks like Enigma of unknown race got exactly the rise (s)he was looking for…
Really? Maybe it’s just me but it seems like there’s a very rare and niche interest in scooters amongst white people. Go to somewhere in Asia like Japan and you’ll see buttloads of the things everywhere crammed in like sardines along with veritable fleets of bicycles. On the reverse, go to places more populated by white people and you’ll be lucky if you see one or two vespa scooters in a day.
If Master Lander is so entusiastic for the US to become a non-white country who doesnt he go and live in El Salvador or Haiti for while?
http://boerboel1.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/self-flagellating-cnn-moonbat-celebrates-white-suicide/#comment-833
You sound fun, want to meet up?
When I bought my vespa, I asked the guy at the shop for any advice on helmets.
He said:
“Imagine the road is a belt sander and gravity is a big clamp wanting to push your face into it. — So. Full face or half?”
A bike and a bus shows you’re laid-off and had to give up your car..AT least in my case
you sounds like a fat white twat with a liberal-arts degree.
Not all white people I prefer a pickup or a bronco
Not all white people I prefer a pickup or a bronco
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lol fail….asian in background -_-
Obviously you are the wrong kind of white people
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vespa’s arent gonna do much for you folks livin in atlanta, or some other dixie country town, but def more for urbanites, san fran, chicago, nyc, etc. it requires a dense pop and not lots of land to cover. just plain fun and a breeze… but I own a triumph too.
good advice to nicole kidman on helmets, I’ll bet she is hot on her vespa..
If it’s iTALIAN, it’s cOOL!
many metros enjoy a nice ride on scooters. especially in LALA land
There were a ton of these on my college campus, and most students there were white. So I guess this is true…
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Asian woman in the picture fail.
Cette moto est très agréable, mais les émissions de pollution de l’air est inévitable.
New Vespas and automatic scooters are lame!
The old ones have style! Real straight white people only ride the cool old ones….Homosexuals are drawn to the new ones!
If you are in search of a fun game, a white person who has recently purchased a Vespa can be a source of tremendous entertainment. Step One, get them talking about their Vespa (easy). Step Two, start asking them why they didn’t save money by getting a Honda or Suzuki that gets the same mileage. Step Three, see how many of the following justifications a white person will use during the ensuing rant: environment, parking, urban lifestyles, union labor, writers, fuel efficiency, Roman Holiday, study abroad, and being into Vespas before other people.
I’m white and I don’t even know wtf a Vespa Scooter is. Some sort of scooter, I assume.
Anon,
We are not surprised.
What would one expect from an ignorant homosexual who has had his head up his boyfriends ass since childhood, and is going to Hades?
How can you have a liberal arts degree AND a steady income?
Parents’ trust fund.
“…and a bus shows that you are probably not white.” > hilarious. I hope you write more than this blog.
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Vespas are for sissies.
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Thank you for your story
that’s why possessing both of them would make you a ideal spouse.
I am White and I know I should be pissed at this assessment of my part of the culture. However, it is screamingly funny and not so far off the mark, so I’ll le it slide. This time. Just watch it, Mmm-Kay?
Are these suitable for running over Negro’s?
Seriously?!? Vespa Scooters?!? I had no idea…
Mods in England rode customized Vespa Scooters, and Mods listened to Ska which they called Two Tone music. The called it Two Tone music because many Ska bands had black and white performers. So a Vespa scooter represents racial harmony, and a Honda scooter doesn’t, not that it represents racial bigotry either.
So Vespas got off to a great start and the whole Audry Hepburn part is ultra hip as well.
My “Ms Right” would definitely have low emissions.
I must not be nearly as white as I thought I was. Anytime I see a person riding a scooter my first thought is:
“Just because you (pick one: got arrested for drinking and driving, are way too old to be out of the nursing home, are way to young to be out w/o your parents) and cannot legally hold a drivers license doesn’t mean you should be out on this road getting in my way!”
It would appear I don’t have my head screwed on straight… I never realized I was supposed to be admiring these people instead of screaming at them.
HAHAHA – i love how it ends
“Problem solved forever.”
You are confusing mopeds with scooters.
You have described me down to a “t”. Ride a scooter (not vespa) for all the reasons stated, want a vespa, love the vintage ones and even looked at couple – didn’t know about the emissions thing, maybe you have just changed my mind.
Oooo… sorry, no. I’ve never wanted a Vespa. I like the style of them, but I’d rather have it in the form of a Yamaha Vino 125. Or better yet, my dad’s Cushman Eagle with a two-cylinder Vanguard engine!
That is so racist… you probably drive a lifted ford with a confedrate flag doncha buddy
hard, me too but its only cool if you paint it yourself then drive thru compton!!! 😀 are you some kind of douche or what?
Christian Books is the stuff i like coz i alway read the bible and i am a very religious person :
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
Wow, its a good thing white people can take a joke, but personally I am kind of insulted by this site. If this site was about any other race besides whitey, there would be trouble, and possibly lawsuits.
BTW Vespa’s = GTA’s faggio lol…I wouldn’t be caught dead on one
And BTW, Fuck Whitey, Could you be any more ignorant and obnoxious?? You should stop wasting space.
I’m about as white as they come – not necessarily proud of it, just sayin’… I think this site is a riot, mostly because, yup, it’s pretty much all the stuff I like! And seeing from the other side of the looking glass has me in stiches
All I want to know is, why?
Why cant I?
Is that soooooooooo wrong?
Would a brillo head kneegrow look that ridickulous on one of these sexy babies?
Tell me, why?
That is all I ask. You’re all racist, that is why!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is white. There is a God. White people are the superior race. Whites are intellectually superior to asians. Whites are physically superior to blacks. Blacks and Asians are not even in the middle. So that just makes the other races plain fucking ordinary, ugly and racist.
Love it man, would love to hear your input on Walker Texas Ranger sometime – good work!
I will Judo slap that cash right out your Vespa Scooter riding mouth with merely the might of my uncircumcised Judo empowered sorcerer penis. Whaapp! (There goes your gum)
I am a WASP born and raised and I do not and never have wanted a Vespa scooter!
Fuck yes, I saw a pink vintage Vespa parked outside my work..I instantly wanted one.
All I can say is….AMEN!
Doesn’t mention the millions of fans from all nations who love them, like half of Asia who knows what they are & has ridden one reliably for years sometimes generations.
No-one mentioned they are among the oldest makers of scooters and dont require months of waiting for parts like the “others” on they’re no-name scooters. Yes,.. Honda,Yamaha ..all have plants outside the home country.
Vespa too, under Piaggio management and control they make them in Taiwan,India,Pakistan + many more places. Didnt mention practical reasoning like they were metal, not plastic and can stand a crash w/o looking like a trailer in a hurricane from a simple laydown. Just bustin on white guys for being eco-yups, seen’em – know’em. Just singling them out. Dedicated cultures like the Vespisti’ are well justified and come in many colors..like the Vespa.
Should call this,.. “dumb stuff to call people out on”..
Do your homework.
Thanks for your tips. One thing I have noticed is the fact banks plus financial institutions know the spending routines of consumers plus understand that most people max out and about their credit cards around the holidays. They smartly take advantage of this particular fact and then start flooding a person’s inbox and snail-mail box together with hundreds of no interest APR credit cards offers right after the holiday season ends. Knowing that for anyone who is like 98% of all American general public, you’ll hop at the possiblity to consolidate personal credit card debt and transfer balances for 0 apr interest rates credit cards.
Well put!
I’m a modern Vespa owner/rider and I love your write-up. Owning a Vespa really isn’t very smart inasmuch as we could buy six Chinese scooters for the price of a single Vespa. Vespa owners have a perception of a certain coolness by its ownership and we’re very elitist.
If we can’t laugh at ourselves and find the folly in our actions, we’re too uptight. Relax and enjoy the chuckle.
One minor observation: road-going Suzukis and Hondas get between forty and fifty miles per gallon (closer to fifty) and a Vespa (mine is a GT 200) gets between sixty and seventy (closer to sixty) miles per gallon. One cannot argue that Japanese scooters are of extremely high quality.
Keep the white people observations coming!
But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white person to get around
all have plants outside the home country.
Vespa too
your choice of transportation method says a lot about you.
and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income
I love these lil tykes, that buzzing noise sounds like a dick being rammed up my ass.
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Take the subway…?
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You’ll never see a Negro female on one of these because it would just brake under all of the fat.
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Come on,
Do you really consider an Italian to be white?
@rbh on July 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm
come on, do you really expect anyone to believe you have a human brain?
LMAO… you obviously don’t know anything about motorcycles or even scooters, for this matter.
Italian Vespa’s are far more superior than any of it’s Japanese counterpart in the 50cc to 125cc category. Superior construction quality, comfort, mileage, handling, durability (key factor right here), STYLE, STATUS, and the list just goes on and on…
If want to talk shit at least have the slightest clue what you’re bullshitting about, on this OBNOXIOUS website, made by some black retard trapped in a white person’s body and struggling to get out. LMAO
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Yes don’t you? They certainly did do (National Fascist Party rule from 1922 to 1943 with Benito Mussolini as totalitarian leader)
Yes don’t you? They certainly did do (National Fascist Party rule from 1922 to 1943 with Benito Mussolini as totalitarian leader)
@fish squirrel
They may have been fascist but they really were not hard core like a good Ayran.
When I think of the Italians I think more … uhmm Surrender Monkey comes to mind.
First off, no car gets mileage NEAR what a scooter does. Mine gets ~120mpg.
Second, I did not buy it for any reason other than it was cheap, it was available, and I needed transportation.
I would much rather have a car, but 120mpg is pretty nice.
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Who ever created these articles are stupid, just because a majority of CAUCASIAN people like this shit doesn’t mean that all CAUCASIAN people are into following this stupid trend, And yes I do agree that most people are like sheep, BUT! Not all of us are programed like sheep you ass swipe!!! So get you facts straight before you create such ridiculous statements!!! Think before you speak.
@joe
That the whole point of this web site.
the author knows that stereotypes exist for a reason – because they are true!
I think that he may not like some of the non Caucasian stereotypes so he is trying in his own way to compensate for the poor stereotypes of non-Caucasions.
Problem is for him that you can not insult a Caucasian about their heritage – hell their white! King of the hill in terms of race.
Just pity the poor non-Caucasions , try to understand their frustrations and remember Vespa riders are really not white.
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Ok just to point out this is hilarious as a white guy I feel obligated to make known that although a few of us have problems and ride Vespas , I personally love my ninja and see the vespa riders as the only ones that old guys riding goldwings are actually able to make fun of.
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I love being white,
So yep, I have my Vintage Vespa, a nice rare model too, only 20 or so in North America to give it extra cool edge.
Reasons and rationalizations for why I love it:
A bit of danger, check
Retro, check
Italian design, check
Easy parking, definitely check cause I am a lazy mother fucker in respect of parking
Urban lifestyle, check
Fuel efficiency, check,
Liked them before other people, sadly, check, I had a hard on for this one when I was 15 years old.
my answer to my Vintage Vespa not being earth friendly, ha ha that’s easy, I replaced the engine two years ago with a new one and an exhaust with a catalytic converter in it, so check mate.
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My grandparents were from Monte San Giacomo and I was born in 1946, so the connection to Vespa was as natural as my olive complexion.
I don’t know why people like Vespas when a Fino or Scoopy are far more fun to drive and much more comfortable.
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Stuff that white people like…at number 126 – Vespa scooters are back in the rage again, in all their outrageousness. Lighter, thinner and easier to buy a new one for the road.
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I’m white and I don’t know what a Vespa is. Fail.
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