Keeping up with art is hard; trips to galleries, enormous books, and costly bi-annual magazines are just a few of the many expenses you will incur during the process of attempting to stay current with art. While the challenge and difficult of this proposition would seem to actually attract more white people than dissuade them, the amount of work required to become and remain an expert on art is simply too much for the majority of white people.
Of course there are exceptions such as the people who have invested both their money and their lives into the appreciation of art: people with Art History Degrees. But as you have probably noticed, they have very little value to both you and society. The latter is evidenced by their annual salary while the former is to be determined on a person by person basis.
Currently, the artist who is both cutting edge and easy to keep up with is Banksy, and white people love him. He is anonymous, British, easy to understand, and he works in the medium of graffiti! This last bit is very important since all white people consider graffiti to be art when it looks like something other than a bunch of squiggles. In every other instance, they consider it vandalism.
As with any conversation involving white people and taste you should be forewarned that you are walking into a potential minefield. However, art does not work the same way as Indie Music when it comes to the need to like the obscure.
Here’s how it works: if you say your favorite artist is Vincent Van Gogh, MC Escher or Monet, you will appear as though your taste in art is derived entirely from college posters. This is unacceptable. Conversely, if you list Jeff Koons, Laurie Anderson, Damien Hirst or Basquiat, you’ll look like you are trying too hard but don’t really know what you are talking about. Chances are that white people will assume your art education consists entirely of documentaries, bio pics, and looking up references from Gossip Girl on Wikipedia.
Finally, if you list your favorite artist as a current, bleeding edge visionary who white people have not heard of, they will immediately recognize you as a threat and dislike you. It is also a certainty that they will call you pretentious behind your back.
Needless to say, it’s complicated. But Banksy is just right. He’s just edgy enough to be outside of the mainstream, but popular enough to be available in coffee table book form at Urban Outfitters. Though if you spot this book on the coffee table of a white person it is strongly recommended that you imply they got the book at a Modern Art Museum gift shop and not at an Urban Outfitters. This will make the evening far more enjoyable for everyone concerned.
If you find all of this to simply be too much work and wish to ensure that white people will never speak to you about art again, there is an easy escape. Simply mention your favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade and that you are in negotiations to purchase an original from the store in the mall. This will effectively end any friendship you have with a white person.
Then again, mentioning Thomas Kinkade is a good way to make friends with certain white people over the age of 65.
LOVE the Thomas Kinkade comment. So true. If someone cited Kinkade as their favorite artist, I would run screaming in the other direction. So so funny!
The Kinkade comment is the funniest thing in this column. Awesome!
fuck art
Here is an excellent link about the art world, from the perspective of White people:
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/authors/Darkmoon-ArtI.html
You don’t have to like Kinkade to realize that being anti-anti-Kinkade is righteous. White people are the ones who buy Kinkade, and all the White people who hate him, need to read the prior link I posted. You all have a good day.
Art is for suckers
Gaze at art, rub chin, read placard to derive meaning about the supposed “relationship between space and object”
When will the insanity end???
http://www.chillonthecheap.wordpress.com
I just googled Thomas Kinkade. I found it amazing his gift to paint such horrendous “pretty” pictures. I get How somebody could find it beautiful, but for me it’s repulsive. I’m white.
You got me down to a T
No, you are a Jew or you’ve been taught what to like and think by them. Sad.
Kinkade may have bright colors, but he’s a far better painter than someone like Chagall ( a favorite of anti-white racist Jewish art “critics) who uses colors garishly, and cannot even paint anything representational or 3-D.
If they sell his stuff in a coffee table book at American Outfitters, it is good by me. That is basically the equivalent of playing someones music at Starbucks, no?
I like it!
Hideous (Chagall):
Hockey! Where is Hockey?
This made me lol so hard! a lot of my friends are into Banksy, and there are heaps of Banksy “knock-offs” popping up in my surburb which is overpopulated with “white people”. 😀
You have SO jumped the shark.
Piss off Jerome, and get some opinions of your own. People who dismiss others for retarded reasons like “you are a Jew” are the truly sad ones.
This is one of your funniest yet!!
worst commentary section ever
those are the wrong white ppl tho
Art fart………I run from Kinkade, FAST….but have no idea who Bansky is, and I don’t want to……..I must not be white enough today.
I hope you posted that link as a joke. Yet another conspiracy theoriy site that claims “the art world is run by evil jews that want to undermine our society”
You should also avoid suggesting that all graffiti is vandalism – bad, very bad.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
You are dead on with the comparison to the indie music crowd. But the thing about your explanination of the art snobs reminds me of what I think of jazz people … and why I don’t care or know what ‘good jazz’ sounds like.
Went to a Norman Rockwell exhibit in Detroit over the summer. Art or no, it was $20 bucks I could have spent on cookies and soda!
Spot on! Bravo
For me, this site has made the transition from being simply amusing to being downright educational.
I would imagine that many white people have parents who are fans of Thomas Kinkade. In fact, this leads me to wonder how many white people are the children of the wrong kind of white people? I bet it’s at least 75%.
are there people who own Thomas Kinkade that aren’t white & from the midwest? i thought it was a requirement to own one.
Sorry buddy, but being a White person utterly duped by Jewish art “critics” makes you the wrong kind of White person. A sad one.
Kinkade’s fans are White. White people like Kinkade, along with many other artists too like Banksy.
It’s no joke and all one has to do is read it so see that. You know next to nothing about the art world obviously.
Chagall is more “horrendous” than Kinkade, one look at google images of both artists easily confirms this.
Google Kinkade’s Christmas in New York, or his San Francisco Powell Street. They may not be to your liking, but at least they aren’t anti-White.
They are the kind of White people that reproduce and usually have more than 10 grandchildren. Considering that they actually have white offspring, that can then be the next generation of White genius, what do hipsters have to say? Nothing but that they are suckers. Go have kids with your “asian” girlfriend, and then they won’t even apply to this site, ever.
PS I say that any White couple that has paid off their house, has lots of White grandchildren, are the RIGHT KIND of White people. The people who have offspring with Asians or whatever, how can they possibly be the right kind of White people? That makes zero sense!!
Wow I’ve never even heard of Banksy. I must not be that white after all.
Seriously are you following me around and taking notes on the people I come in contact with? Because if you are…keep it up.
I thought Reuben Kincade did some pretty cutting edge work with The Partridge Family. And what’s with slamming the Art History majors? I have a good friend with an AH degree who has an excellent, very prestigious babysitting gig.
I think if you look at the art of our White forefathers from Italy, Holland, Spain, France, England, etc. it far surpasses what’s loved by the critics today or what whites are producing today. And we all know that the “right kind” of White people are suckers for critics and being led.
Bansky quote: [i] “We can’t do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.”[/i]
Wow, such insight! Never heard that before.
Too funny, thanks for a couple of great laughs.
http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com/
You are quite obviously the Wrong Kind of White Person.
Bansky is sympathetic to anarchists and marxists. He’s a douche bag.
You know… It’s pretty easy to peg slacker crackers when they tell me how much they love “Keith Haring”.
THIS blog entry is written on the level of a 3rd grader!! the grammar sucks and does not make sense!!! anyway, art history is a major for children of the wealthy who goto college and are to dumb to have a real major!! it is right up their with gender studies, ethnic studies, sociology and basket weaving (underwater of course)
“to dumb” or “too dumb”
“right up their” or “right up there”
i read it and its a joke. the concept that art should be “a beautiful romantic dream of something that never was, never will be” is fucking naive.
alot of pictures and books were burned by peoiple believing the same bullshit.
you should actually try and read some of those “evil jews” horkheimer and adorno of the frankfurt school before you start spreading this crap again.
The art of today speaks for itself. It’s ugly and takes little talent. I know all about the Frankfort school, and all White people should read up on it, to identify those that hate White people and have corrupted much of what is, and once was, beautiful, like our Western Art.
A great article about Whites and art, slackers and “critics”, West and anti-West, can be found here. Meticulously footnoted, since it has to be, it should be required reading for all young White artists and students of art.
http://tinyurl.com/ydzxpup
I’ve waited weeks for a new post, and this one really disappointed me. From the first paragraph it seemed significantly less well written than the average SWPL posts, and it failed to entertain–the typical posts leave me laughing out loud, quite a bit.
Has the column gone down hill? Have you cataloged everything worth writing about in this venue? Please either keep this blog strong and funny, or let it end on a high note.
I agree. Also, we welcome the wrong kind of white people generally, but racist xenophobic anti-Semitic haters are so much more than the wrong kind of white people…..they’re the wrong kind of PEOPLE.
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
spelling don’t matter!! I think you get the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everybody knows about the fufu majors available for rich losers and affirmitive action students to take so they can get a “DEGREE”
So true, all the pretentious white hipsters I know love Banksy, and Shepard Fairey, and any wannabe efforts they find on the sidewalk.
But yeah, like some have said–the writing style seems to have changed a bit. Does SWPL have a new, unfunny ghostwriter?
I have no idea who this guy is! My whiteness must be on the decline these days.
My wife made we spend an afternoon at Home Goods buying art for our hallways. I felt defeated and white.
Freedom sucks – more socialism please.
Your right Michael, let’s end it on a high note, pay what you owe bitch. We ain’t forget about you. I am pretty sure he is not giving a flying fuck about your dumbass being amused. If you don’t like the blog topic, write a better one yourself. The only thing that’s been going down is you on your knees sucking off your cellmate. +
Ghostwriter? I may have to agree, especially as #99 is not as evident in this post and the conclusion lacks an easy out that results in the white person feeling more exclusive and hip.
I think spelling DO matter, since Mr. “Obama is a liar” is bringing grammar into the conversation. I mean, does HE have a degree? I don’t really think so. He’s A) not a native English Speaker or B) just plain illiterate.
Or: don’t gimme no shit on this blog’s sintax, kid, since you can barely write yourself.
But that is also beside the point. Yeah, art history ain’t really worth shit, no arguing about that.
White people truly love fail style humor.
Check this for fail.
SWPL is on the decline, what did you expect, a consistent, lifelong effort after the checks have been cashed? If you want funny, try blogs that nobody gives a rats ass about, like this one….http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html
I am surprised he didn’t mention Egon Schiele or Gustav Klimt. The Viennese Secession is an excellent period to like if you want to be an art snob.
Shorn, tastfully…
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/twilight-part-6.html
Hey, back to work guys. We don’t CARE that the book’s out in the UK.
“To succeed as an artist in the new milieu, it helped if you were Jewish. Thus both Frida Kahlo and Gustav Klimt arguably owed their initial success to the fact that everyone thought they were Jewish. They were not, but somehow managed to give that impression.”
Playing the race-card and the anti-semite card simultaneously?
Wow, that makes you a loser!!!!
You are probably not even White.
Any fool could see there is a white male perspective in history and that both ethnic studies and gender studies work to achieve a balance to our miseducation. How dare you devalue the worth of studying of both women and minorities, then again, I’m sure white and male probably describes your reality, you uneducated, maladroit douchebag.
Remember the pooper? He was always pooping his pants and telling us about it. That was Banksy.
I was at Urban Outfitters and I couldn’t find anything from Banksy but I did find a few copies of your book Christian. How’s that for irony?
Surely Gerhard Richter? Oh, wait, pretentious? Damn…
you really got people fired up on this one. have you checked out mark rothgo? he is a really famous artist who just painted colored rectangles. check it out!
some of us white people really love our art — i personally, don’t get it most of the time.
This whole book is a thinly veiled comedic excuse for racism.
There are 2 wonderful and well known artists in the Washington, DC area also: Sam Gilliam and Bill Taylor. Check them out!
Gustav Klimt is totally “college poster art”, and if you admit to liking Egon Schiele people will probably assume you’re a perv.
you insecure loser you are brainwashed!! all those fufu majors including history are for wusses!!! male/ white/ blah blah blah blah!! ain’t nothing sadder then a hippy hiding out in an ivy tower , of course in one of the fake major departments! womens studies, ethnic studies, sociology, history, politics!!!
Yeah, the whole world is involved in the conspiracy, dumbass.
“While the challenge and difficult-y of this proposition would seem to actually attract more white people than dissuade them…”
the man who writes this is white. he isn’t racist against himself dumbass.
this is just mocking the conformist mentality of white culture and it think it’s spot on…i know i like most of the things on this list.
Banksy? Are you kidding? You don’t even have an entry on HBO original series’ yet! A million more relevant articles to be had…Anyhoo
Who else thinks blake should write the blog from now on?
It’s not a comment on a race, it’s a comment on the upper middle urbanite liberal white snob. C’mon at least read it.
IVORY tower. Moron.
Like we didn’t already know from your comment that you’re embarrassingly under-educated.
How’s Wal-Mart workin’ out for ya?
Well I do; I’m an art dealer, and that link is as stupid as the ‘facts’ are tired.
Jerome, Chagal is not remotely recent. It might help your argument if you had a current example.
Then again, probably not.
I adore his art. It’s so interesting.
Yeah, the term ‘Street Art’ is an important development.
http://theproblemwithwomen.blogspot.com/
A while ago I wrote a list of things Hipsters like, aha, and yes, Urban Outfitters are among the many things Hipsters enjoy. http://spazztasticallyuntitled.wordpress.com/?s=hipsters
Blog whore alert!
Frank Fort. Hahahahahaha! He’s my favorite artist.
Chinga tu madre pinche perro
What dead weight your brain must be to you…maybe you grew up next a nuclear power plant, that would explain a lot.
-.- Who many copycats we need in the coments?
We are happy with this blog. Invent something new and good and we’ll go.
I will say it again: It has to be something completly NEW, not about white people stereotypes.
Frida Kahlo was know for being the wife of Diego Rivera and actually was only know mostly in Mexico before the big movie about her life. Not for being Jewish.
So, do you a have A MAJOR? Community College B.A. may count. XDDD
Fuck you !
Kinkade has more painting talent than Julian Schnabel. One look at the google images for both artists confirms this. I could go on all day and night with this simple observation. Why don’t you show us a jewish artist that does some good work????
Minorities and “women” have to carve out their studies programs because they cannot stand alongside the mainstream on merit.
I thought for sure Klimt was a Jew. Frida is a half-jew.
banksy is overrated. i do graffiti. and every time i mention this to a white person, they bring up banksy. congratulations my pale friend. you know exactly how i live cus youve heard of a british stencil artist. you and i are now like twins.
Harsh much? And it’s not an entire blog it’s a post/also I’m ripping on hipsters(hipsters aren’t all white?), not white people. Similarity being Urban Outfitters. Sorry though, it is rude to link your own shit on someones page. (however, it’s not your page, and you clearly just want to be an ass.)
i know nothing about art, but this post is hilarious. All you protentious art lovers keep on complaining. You all know what this blog is about, if you dont like it what he says, then dont read it.
One HBO original series is enough: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/09/85-the-wire/
I think I’m qualified to write every blog ever created from now on. I know everything and my opinions are the only ones that matter.
If by interesting you mean obvious, and by art you mean crap.
ARE YOU A ROBOT? I HAVE ENOUGH PORN.
What ever.
The inevitable has happened. I don’t give a rats ass about Banksy, but your joke has lost its humor.
Your blog has deteriorated to a bunch of negative and predictable crap. But surely you should ride this wave as long as you can.
there is nothing wrong with walmart and womens and ethnic studies are a joke and lower the value of a college degree for all students even the ones with real majors who will go on to better the world!!!
the most racist and homphobic people in the united states are blacks!
Finally, something on your list that doesn’t fit for me! I think Banksy crosses my pretentiousness threshold. I guess I’m not that white after all. (I do, however, feel violently ill at the sight, sound, or smell of Thomas Kinkade “artwork.”)
“What’s cool in Alaska?” Anything?
That’s what your mom said
lame
Wow..never even heard of that before?? But I am not white…maybe that is why lol
Thank you! Finally, someone said it. It was overdue.
It’s officially official.
I prefer non-American white people.
Of course, my true preference is no white people, at all.
But until that beautiful day comes to pass, if there must be some white people, I’m glumly tolerate the ones that don’t describe themselves as “American”.
OK, Christian is back on form. I blew snot at the last paragraph.
I am a robot, and you need more porn
And but though aren’t all the things that white people like just in a kind of general way just I don’t know, better than all the stuff non-white people tend to find themselves liking? I mean things like merengue and bangra and ranch dressing all just kind of suck don’t they? Or baseball hats with stickers under the rim? I mean, yeah, white people are totally freakin’ lame dude, with all their self-referential, self-conscious, over-educated hypocrisy and judgmental assholery, but I mean isn’t everyone, just each in their own cultural ways? Don’t get me wrong, there’s joy to be had screaming at other people at the top of your voice on the street or in enclosed spaces and just a general air of entitlement and impoliteness in your unself-conscious dealings with the world around you, but isn’t there also something to be said for…I don’t know, making sure you only take up one seat on the subway?
I’m just saying, is all.
And yeah, I know starting a sentence with “and but” is totally DFW of me, but so what, he was pretty darn good wasn’t he, for a white guy?
Why, everything, of course! (At 20 degrees below zero, it’s hard not to be cool.)
using one’s annual salary as an index of one’s value to society seems pretty harsh.
I adore The Painter of Light.
I prefer Alien art. And I am a white people. So you are wrong. But I am glad that you liked my home page.
I love big fat black welfare mommas with gold teeth and nets on their heads!! I love my tax money paying to raise their 7 kids!! on a side note::::what will we do when hillary clinton runs against obama in 2012 and wins the democratic nomination???
Yeah I am a life long republican and would vote for Hillary in a second. She is smart and tough.
that’s what i was thinking when i read your comment. liking or alluding to DFW is incredibly white, though.
LMAO!! Best posting in a long while!
what you going to do when palin runs against obama in 2012 and loses. The same thing you did after johnny boy lost, not a damn thing. shut the fuck up.
Banksy Rocks!
Love his whole ‘you don’t know who I am, but I’ll come round your neighbourhood and stencil out a massive rat smoking a ciggie on your wall’ type vibe.
Its not high end art, people who think it is are tossers. It just looks cool out on the street and a lot better than crap tags everywhere. If you live in the UK you just stumble upon them, that’s cool. When its in books and gallaries, it rubbish.
PS – Urban Outfitters is crap. Over-priced and as soon as its in there, its a cliche.
Shame your book made it in, now its officially off my ‘middle class white ironic cool stuff’ list.
Not at all harsh, and I wish it would be codified in terms of voting rights, or better still the value of your vote as proportional to the taxes you pay.
Consider the average welfare loser. No income, in fact negative income as their support comes from my taxes.
Negative income = negative value to society.
I love Basquiat. Liking Basquiat doesn’t mean you’re faking it- I also love Keith Haring. I have an interest in the artists of lower Manhattan in the late 70’s-late80’s & neo-pop in general. Great, great culture.
You can negative value my ass anytime Nguoi My big boy.
I love hearing stupid white boys like yourself use stereotypes to make stupid arguments. On another side note:::how the hell did your mother raise such an ignorant fuck as yourself???
PS: You don’t pay taxes because you’re just trailer trash, and we all know that tax money support more trailer trash than any other group on welfare.
gives a fuck.
I HATE BANKSY. his work has no skill, hence its not art, its not graffiti, they’re just stencils.
you’ve obviously not seen any of his bristol exhibit
you must be a chav
bought their computer at a wal-mart
running out of ideas Lander, 2 months between posts and this is what we got?
Yep. The black community does not tolerate homos. That’s for the stupid brainwashed wrong kinds of whites to do. That’s why the white birthrate is down and the wrong kinds of whites (i.e. hipsters) never reproduce. Has CL reproduced? His GF is getting banged by a real man probably.
Mark Rothko is a TOTAL JEW. He is anti-art, a miserable depressed anti-White.
He is the antithesis of White, the pure unadulterated opposite of White art. Good God, compare Italian frescoes to degenerate Rothko jew crap. What is this a Simon Schama (yet another Jew) telling White people what is art? thanks but no thanks.
The androgynous person who writes this is AN EMBARRASSMENT to White males. God, we used to be Knights of Malta, etc. now we are 150 lb. 15 1/2 inch douche bags…….it really pisses me off.
signed,
a White person
(the right kind)
that was 15 1/2 inch neck, I meant.
You know, like the losers in your high school class that have bad posture, no muscle tone, and just make Whites look like the eunch idiots they cast in TV commercials…
I google imaged “Sam Gilliam” and his art is degenerate, retarded and without any skill whatsoever. I won’t even bother with “Bill Taylor” if it’s anything similar it belongs above a urinal or something. Ugly.
Porn = LA Jews
Go to some Negro or Mestizo blog, will you? God, this gets annoying. The White race would have been just fine on its own, like throughout history, we can produce enough genius IQ and artistic people on our own!!!
Run along already. Scram.
This blog sucks because the worst type of White people are claiming to be “White”. Ugh. It’s embarrassing.
Nothing makes me want to PUKE than White people who take their cues about “art” from jewish critics and gallery pimps.
Western art used to be beautiful and full of meaning and merit, today it’s never been more banal. If you look at today’s “art” it really is barely above what was once in caves. Ugly.
stagolee is correct!!
The wrong kind of White people (i.e. SWPL types) are the reason Whites will eventually cease to exist in a meaningful way. They don’t reproduce, or if they do, they race mix with mulattoes or Asians, they spend their time with dogs, while the Mestizos produce children. Ugh. THE SWPL Whites are the MOST PATHETIC losers that could ever exist. They are so lame.
You don’t have to be pro-Palin to realize that being anti-anti-Palin is righteous and just. The venom and hate directed at Palin says alot about the people who spew it. Losers.
Prove it. Liar.
White people, no matter how poor, never….ever…ever…. act like N!ggers.
I have no respect for a White man with a 15 inch neck. Christian is the worst kind of white male…..he looks like the doofus type they cast in office supply co. or beer commercials.
Ugh.
White people are lame??? Right!!
Who else has been to the Moon and returned safely? White men did this 40 years ago!!!
I’m watching the USA turn into a mixed-race cesspool Brazil and one can clearly see that the USA will never be at the pinnacle it once was when it was White, populated by the RIGHT KIND of White people (i.e. not the SWPL types)
Oooooohhhhh….big talking “Brit” we have here!!!
You losers better start voting BNP fast before you lose your entire island. Do it buddy, because if you don’t your grandchildren will curse you forever and ever……as the wrong kind of white person: a failure
Compared to Italian frescoes of the Renaissance and the Baroque periods, Bansky is shameful. Ugly.
Lander has better things to do, like support anti-White racist books like “Whitopia”. Lander is just pathetic. I wish he was black actually, so he could embarrass some other race than mine.
Ha ha, is he a real person?
Haha. Just what were YOU doing in an urban outfitters.
damn. but i hate the wire, i woulda thought curb was more appealing to white folk.
This guy is an embarrassment to all real 18inch necked, suspension bridge buiding, Italian fresco painting, well muscle toned white men.
When I’m not doing water colors or listening to opera, I like to lift a few weights and admire the oiled bodies of well built aryan males
Hitler was real man, with good posture and great skill when it came to water colors.
It’s well known that Goebbels had well defined abs and an 18 inch neck (unlike most Jews)
Look at the fine water colors of Adolf Hitler. The way light plays across the streams and rivers of his native homeland. Adolf was no stranger to his feminine side, even when he was lifting weights with Himler.
The Knights of Malta were no strangers to manly fun. When they weren’t inventing agriculture and building viaducts they were lifting weights and kicking ass.
signed,
a (real) white man*
*neck = 18 inches
look at real white man art like David Hockney. His paintings of well built aryan men standing by the pool in the Californian sunlight kick Jew ass.
oooh yes the Baroque periods. I love the lushness of it all. Even better than Hitlers water colors (if thats possible)
When I say WHITE, of course I only mean WHITE MEN. Apart from reproducing, women could never scale the heights of the WHITE MAN. Most women are just depressed and frail…LIKE THE JEWS.
PS the pyramids were a Jewish conspiracy to undermine the WHITE MAN.
And as for the Anti-anti-pro-Palin stooges. GO AND KISS COMMIE CLINTONS JEW ASS. Dorks.
look , I think it is time to end this blog, it has lost it’s MOJO!!!
But fun stencils!
This is exactly why Hitler got rid of them – and the Frankfurt School. So he could just have his banal mind-numbing pastoral and neoclassic propagandist shit for Germany. Fucking beautiful right?!
I ♥ Keith Haring
You can cry and fuss all you want PWT, but the fact remains Obama is YOUR President. Get over it. Now who is the loser, beeeotch.
word.
But how different is Art History from History, or Politics, or even Philosophy ( all pre-requesites for Law School) for as a discipline?
Aren’t you looking at the same issues through a culture’s representation and visual dialogue (oops almost said “discourse” and given myself away there) of them?
No I don’t have an Art History degree (Mine is Poli Sci)
Hey yep, go sit in the losers corner where you belong. Your dismissed.
what the fuck is a “major department”? Is that like where you want to work when you grow up, like in a “major department store”?
I love your blog. Can you please do one on “fantasy football.” WE love having 10 running backs, 3 QBs, 15 WR’s in our office pool….. If you dont put the money and time in you are not one of us!
Hey Hannah – Why the fuck is women in quotation marks? Are women not really women? Did you mean to put in the fucking “y” like fucking womyn? How the fuck can women be these so-called “women”? You are so fucking stupid.
I agree, I think Bansky is perfect but the writing is a bit flat. Methinks not clander. It didn’t even mention Jef Aerosol.
Nice one!
How is either Clinton remotely commie or jew?
Please don’t start arguments about things you know nothing about. You are starting to sound bonkytown like Sarah Palin.
Jef Arsehole? Sounds like some commie faggot NON-WHITE JEW to me. If you came round to my house I’d show you some pictures of REAL aryan men. And I don’t just mean George Lincoln Rockwell wrestling with his buddies.
If you want to see a picture of areal
Sorry, I’ve lost my tablets.
If you want to see a picture of a real WHITE MAN smoking a pipe (not that kind of pipe commie) go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lincoln_Rockwell
The 1st paragraph:”difficulty” not “difficult”….c’mon spell check mon(haha).It’s all shallow perceptions to me. I have no problem appreciating “art” as a meaningful human endeavor everyday at no expense. I also have no need to “keep up with the Jones'” since real art is and will always show itself eternal.”Banksy” appears to be a reflectional product of his environment and it serves as a healthy release for his energy.And I don’t have time in dear life for all the racial conotations .
Thank you for speaking the truth. I am white and love Banksy. I totally see myself in this posting. I guess I have to stop liking Banksy now as he is no longer edgy. Darn.
Don’t hate the player,
Hate the game.
Shaniqua must be white trailer trash!! Only trailer trash would defend trailer trash, and you qualify you redneck white trailer trash.
Thanks for telling us what you are.
http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com
Ironic isn’t it. Losers spewing venom and hate towards losers. Ha ha.
listen to Yep defend losers! Yea, you are really a no-question, without a shadow of a doubt Loser. Ha ha.
stagolee was talking about white people like YOU!
Yep, you are pretty pitiful.
Ghost story, true ghost story……..
http://kansasmediocrity.wordpress.com/2009/10/09/the-bloody-benders-of-labette-county-a-true-ghost-story/
Real is always worse than make-believe!
even more frightening to say you are going to have your Kinkade highlighted… Wow.
http://thomaskinkadeimages.com/index.php/events_tk
I am a hard working guy, who happens to live in a trailer. Are we all trash? I live within my means, pay my bills on time and send my kid to college. The economic doom we are all in now, didn’t start in a trailer park, but in fancy homes white people really couldn’t afford, living beyond their means.
In fact Goebbels looked a bit like Michelangelo’s statue of David : )
Last paragraph is genius!
Thanks for another great post Christian.
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
Not all people who live in trailers are trash. Just the ones who think because they are white, they are superior to non-white people.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager? You think being a banquet manager is glamorous? You try dealing with cranky chefs and bitchy waiters all day – and that’s without the nasty customers. Visit my blog and see what it’s REALLY like in this crazy profession.
Not sure if I agree with this one…
http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
bansky is great!!
hillary clinton will defeat obama the dumb clown in the primaries and will win the 2012 prez. election!! obama is an empty suit!! even the liberals in the media will stop turning a blind eye to obama in the next 6 months or year !!obama makes jimmy carter look good!!!(and that is very very hard to do!!!!!!!!!!)
p.s. I am not a repressed homosexual nazi.
My mom is white and LOVES Thomas Kincade. I didn’t know Thomas Kincade had ANY non-white fans.
This is why everybody hates Damien Hirst:
http://hypebeast.com/2008/02/damien-hirst-x-banksy-painting-auctioned-1-8-mil/
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I love Thomas Kincade when I’m in a really sappy mood. XD I would love to have an original…
i THINK YOU ARE A RACIST STEREOTYPING LOSER(and if you are white, you are a white uncle tom sell out)!! STOP ATTACKING WHITE PEOPLE!!! blaCK PEOPLE ARE 10X’S MORE RACIST AND CLOSED minded!! I think if you want enlightment go live is saudi arabia or iran and come out of the closest as a homosexual non muslim! that will show you real not manufacotred prejiduce!!!
Just removed Wildrose from my facebook.
i would totally tell someone that i got the book from urban outfitters. some white people are just toooo confusing. i love being white!
He was a little cripple.
You’re a total whore.
bitch and a cunt.
Fuck you cracker!!! LOL
deathlife!great article. (also, last paragraph- genius. )
You’re a credit to the human race, Yep. You’re a paragon of intellectual discourse.
THIS IS BANKSY. HELP ME RADICALIZE THE ART WORLD. I AM PROMOTING ARTISTS I BELIEVE IN, HERE’S ONE OF THEM, THE PICASSO OF OR TIMES:
http://www.christies.com/LotFinder/lot_details.aspx?from=searchresults&intObjectID=5250969&sid=d462b3e6-4cc2-4e73-adfb-220c2c428d12
White people like to blow up the moon
So true, so true. Especially the part about Thomas Kinkade being a surefire way to ostracize oneself from any other self-respecting art connoisseur… white or otherwise!
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE COMIC CARTOONS ONLINE LIKE:
boringhexagon.wordpress.com
Actually, white people like DISLIKING Banksy more. Dude hit mainstream media, he’s really not all that hot anymore. Dropped like a hot potato.
For an alternative viewpoint on SWPL:
http://stuffyouarenotallowedtonotlike.blogspot.com/2009/10/1-stuff-white-people-like.html
Wow…my dear redneck friend,you are what’s wrong with the world. Before you head back to your house on wheels to fuck your cousin, remind me to tell you, you’re a worthless piece of white trash. I’m not white myself, but I’m sure you would not of been elected spokesperson for the white race, a position you so humbely assumed.
Parisian daily webcomic written in English:
boringhexagon.wordpress.com
ENJOY
Thanks for the post!
A whole bunch of these have been popping up in Mobile, Alabama
and I now know what I’m looking at.
It might not be him but a copy. ( It’s possible though, I suppose, since he
he did some stuff in New Orleans. )
I didn’t know we had “white people”, I.e. upper middle urbanite liberal white snobs,
in Mobile. Give’s one hope though. Ha!
yeah too bad white people are boring and unfunny
The moon landing was one of the dumbest events of the 20th century. Most white Americans couldn’t find Europe on a map if their lives depended on it.
Dear Hollis
I’ve done some research and now realise that my ignorance and low self esteem makes me spout junk. My idea of good art is pretty simplistic e.g. representations of nature/naked heroic men standing in fields/Hitlers water colors etc. It may seem banal but thats all I know. Sorry. The desire to artistically express anything deeper is beyond me. Ignore anything else I say.
Undereducated is one word.
The correct spellings are WORKING and YOU.
Idiot.
The fact I had to Google both artists shows what an idiot I am. Sorry. The idea of “Jewish art” is as ridiculous as the idea of “Jewish science”. I am so ashamed.
Hahaha, I should have told all the people I worked with in the art department (I’m not an art or liberal arts major though) that Thomas Kinkade was my favorite artist that would have stuck it to their pretentious ways.
Also white people LOVE chacos and rock climbing. There needs to be an article on chacos or rock climbing especially since you already covered camping and frisbee sports.
seriously, so much anti-semitic white-identity crap!
it frightens me!
Do White People like Whitopia’s?
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2009/10/49-whitopia.html
people with Art History Degrees. But as you have probably noticed, they have very little value to both you and society. The latter is evidenced by their annual salary while the former is to be determined on a person by person basis.
Ouch…
Though I would argue just ’cause ur salary sucks down’t mean you’re not valuable to society i.e. teachers…
But yeah..white folk are the only folk I know who value Graffiti artists..lol
A Big Butt and a Smile
people with Art History Degrees. But as you have probably noticed, they have very little value to both you and society. The latter is evidenced by their annual salary while the former is to be determined on a person by person basis.
Ouch…
Though I would argue just ’cause ur salary sucks down’t mean you’re not valuable to society i.e. teachers…
But yeah..white folk are the only folk I know who value Graffiti artists..lol
http://abigbuttandasmile.com
Oops sorry for the double post..not my intention…
Shaniqua (real name Bubba) just got pwned.
Interesting idea. The lowest paid workers in society pay the most taxes as proportion of their income and the wealthiest employ every means to avoid paying little or no tax.
The financial services industry like the advertising industry is a parasite on society and produces zero or negative value.
The military employs 2 million people. Unproductive labor.
I thought white people’s favorite art was garfunkel.
http://emailstudy.wordpress.com/
I don ‘t know who this Banksy person is. I am ashamed to be white.
I like the humor on this site, but I wish you could change the title to “stuff yuppies like” because that’s the kind of white people you mean. I’m a regular nerdy white person who is the last one to even hear of this stuff and laughs afterward. The rare times when something I like gets popular, I liked it years before and can only roll my eyes at the idiocy of society.
Liking something years before everyone else…. how white of you
Nice site.
#130 Appropriating ideas from conversations they would never have had with another white person and cashing in big time.
#131 https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
Check out http://www.thingsaustralianslove.com a blog about stuff Aussies love! Including, beer, bongs, bbqs, beetroot on burgers, crap American tv…etc
Banksy, unfortunately, has become a byword for middle-of-the-road art. I thought him revolutionary years ago but after his acceptance by the Hollywood elite, there’s not much he can do these days to claim back his counter-status quo credentials.
Good blog, I read your interview in The Guardian. By the way, Be Canadian? No, mate, be anything other than American. For instance, Cuban.
Greetings from London.
http://gothguff.blogspot.com/
No one cares about australians
… 😦
he made my city ugly.
😦
hey do your next post on all the white liberals who voted for obama the clown and are in denial that he is one stupid loser!!! they can not admit they were wrong to vote for him and did not care that the only reason they liked him was to prove how liberal they are!!!
Your grammar sucks and does not make sense. Fail.
Try writing in your native language.
Be anything, other than someone who generalizes with sweeping criticism.
white=pretentious, it seems
show me the new black!
lead, and I will follow!
Speaking of spellcheck, you misspelled “connotations”
Who the fuck is Thomas Kincade?
Fuck u, Power to the people, Barrack Obama president for ever!
Tom, we’ve got the same name, and I assume we’re from the same country – The US. Your comment is exactly the reason why people around the world are (rapidly) changing their views about Americans, and before long, will no doubt say ‘no one cares about Americans’
Thomas Kinkade = Win!
My folks still have one of his prints up in their living room.
I still can’t stop laughing.
um, what? Obama’s not very liberal at all by some standards. People who “just wanna prove how liberal they are” vote third party.
FAIL.
That’s the sharpest piece of political analysis i’ve seen in years. Keep it up Chomsky.
shaddap beeeotch.
My point is that when I brought up Lord of the Rings back in 1990, people just ignored me and dismissed me as a nerd. Then it became a movie…
It’s like that with anything I like that becomes popular.
Your wife likes Obama.
Nice yabber jabber, but it just ain’t true. They love us everywhere. They all want to come here and have a slice of the pie. They know we have assholes here just like everywhere else in the world. All you do is ignore the assholes.
Thank you for a very cool article. Banksy is my favorite living artist in the world.
Conrad Bo
Superstroke Art Movement
Hold on a minute, i think its an exaggeration to say people around the world are changing their views on Americans, i know most Irish people think you are cool, a bit posh sounding, but cool all the same!
The majority of English people seem to think the same aswel.
At the end of the day, one watch of Band of Brothers and you lads are all saints again!!!
And what about Charles Demuth?
Lol I was waiting for you to reference Thomas Kinkade the whole time. Loved the last two sentences! haha loved the whole article, actually (:
cornholing is my favorite art form. cornholing is a white thing both in deed and form, should be on the list. You may not cornhole per say, butt you’re probably your office cornholer. White people take up the ass and stab ya in da backsky.
Here’s someone White People Like:
Prince.
http://stuffyouarenotallowedtonotlike.blogspot.com/
ha, that’s funny.
black is so 1990’s!!
But for you O,I,D, stupid will always be in style with you, dummy.
yucka yucka yucka
Totally relate to this. Berlin (which is a big ‘white people’ haven) is allll about the Graffiti art.
the real question is…is michelle obama a she-male????????she/he looks like a dude to me
The mac is better, but this is pretty true
I have a Kinkade hanging in my trailer right now and when that baby goes through the roof, it goes right on ebay! Until that day thank God or Barrack for the welfare we all enjoy, don’t hate, sign up for the snap program, and sleep in, fuck work.
Deathly Hollow-Tips.
#130 brick city on the sundance channel. lets face it white people like watching blacks in their own element. Like going to the zoo, only it sad like watching a car wreck. Vote for Barracks.
Oh, this is too funny and way too true! “Art Historian” is the white guy translation for an ancient Celtic name which properly translates as “Talks Out of Rear End.” Many thanks!
“Currently, the artist who is both cutting edge and easy to keep up with is Banksy, and white people love him.”
LOVE him? I’ve never even HEARD of him.
Oh, well. Missed the bus again. . . .
Okay, person doing this on purpose…… Everybody like Graffiti, and have since forever. It is vandalism, however you know, and I know that just by asking, you can put graffiti on any wall..by asking…
The majority of people doing the graffiti is not white. While yes it originally was done in European countries before the WW eras. Also it is a fellony to do graffiti without permssion.
About art itself, You obviously don’t know jack about art. I am not going to give you tips on it. you suucccckk soo hard!!!!!
Also being on CNN, BBC does not give you any props.
Also you are walking in a mindfeild, with any art lover.
Jonny, I meant Yep, my comment wasn’t focused at the writer of this blog, I love this blog. ‘Yep’ is retarded.
Hot new artist making the scene is TWATKSY, she rocks.
i was wondering why he wasn’t on stuffwhitepeoplelike!
All graffiti is vandalism. Amateurish in most cases but some may have negligible talent.
The number one thing white people like is trying to denigrate other white people as being racist or denying their white “privilege”.
it is the “counter culture” bullshit that turns “white” people on! just like the organic food scam, and mercy laden toxic bulbs that liberals use to save the environment!! (I love irony)
yes I know that word is mercury! sorry
p.s. bottled water is also a scam!
I have a sweat little hamster just licking my balls right now. You need to spread mayo and kayopectate all over your balls, and the furry little fellow lap it up!
It took you to 129 to get to Banksy, and you still haven’t listed Shepard Fairey? Let’s get a move on, here! Which reminds me, you forgot MoveOn.org.
Wow you’re right, how could they forget douchebag.org? I bet its on the way.
who is shepard fairey and for that matter who is banksy??? shouldn’t we all be into some obsure non white painter that nobody really likes but, we dare not admit it, or we will be accused of racism!!!
yea… but they buy their ‘crack’ from n!ggaz.
But, most are amateur chemists… concocting their own crystal meth in their trailer homes.
Ok, so totally unrelated to this post but since the comments are off in the subsequent post, I have to write here.
Yo…dude you have to come to TORONTO, CANADA!!! If you’re going to be in Philly, Toronto is so close…basically just around the corner.
COME TO TORONTO!!! We love you here too 🙂
i find this website annoying, but i gotta say this post is dead on.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com We got stuff white people will like.
White people definitely support the arts, in all forms.
http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com/
Ok obama basher back off white people like obama. What about leonard cohen great singer songwriter and an artist all in one. And I love him! Thomas kinkaid lol my parents love him. So I think that one is actually stuffoldwhitepeople like. And what about the “artist” who did Dogs playing Poker or all those velvet “artists” out there.
Invisible children needs to be on this site, because only white people could make child soldiers a fashion trend.
You guys should mention “Getting a book deal so that you can post 1 mediocre post every two months on your blog”.
Don’t forget that white people also like telling other white people that the town they live in is a dump.
When I go to work on Sundays (in Los Angeles) all of the whites tell me how great L.A. is, and how “You don’t have _____ in Thousand Oaks, like we do here in Brentwood.” or “oh, but Los Angeles has such diversity!”
I’m not worried about which place is better, and it really doesn’t make good conversation, but white people in LA are always trying to convince me that where they live is so much better than where I live. Besides, the people in LA are some pretty boring people, despite what they would tell you. The white people are especially boring.
So in closing, you should have an article on how white people like to argue about who lives in a better place, and another article about how white people are gay for NYC and/or Los Angeles.
He’s not white. And we are white. there might differences happen.
I don’t think that’s only white people. Nor just LA. White stars like naming their children weird names “Inspector Pilot” for example a true example too.
What kind of nickname could you give that kid. I mean as a parent. Really you got Insect’no that won’t do hoqw about pile or lot or pec ice. Not really a great choice there.
The page contains the phrase, “machinations of organized Jewry”. Troll.
If I’m into Duchamp, where does that leave me?
um thats pilot inspector to you, and Im sure the guy from my name is earl (jason lee) wouldnt appreciate you messing up his sons name.
no kidding….he should stop trying to hawk a book that is free online…
but thats why we spend 20 dollars on the sigg reusable bottles that we only use like 5 times because the water always tastes funny when its sitting in a steel/aluminum container……
yea i know from experience.
HA
These white people dont like sports, unless its beach volleyball, badminton, squash, european futball (they dont play they just watch), or tennis.
modern art is so crappy….I dont consider any of the modern painters true artists unless they can paint in the renaissance style…if they can do that and then do some cracked out mouse on a wall, then I will consider them artists. But if you dont have the formal skill (which you dont have to go to school for, you can be born with it) you are not an artist.
All these modern sculpters suck too, carved something similar to bernini and then I might reconsider.
Sorry. pilot Inspector. I knew that. ran it around in my head for a while & said to myself no that’s not right! Pilot Inspector that doesn’t make sense,it must be inspector pilot. Because that makes more sense right? 🙂
love it! been waiting for this, banksy gets right on my tits.
NY City misses the hordes of sewer rats after Giuliani got rid of them…damn you Rudy! Save the Rats is the latest cause of celebre. Rats…rats…the streets were covered in rats.
Thousand Oaks isn’t upscale, but alot more white for any rich snob to feel safe or comfortable from the “lessers” like (well, the problem is Obama is one of them and so is liberal hit boss Villaraigosa), but you have to drive a hour north to Bakersfield…and now those are the worst kind of whites that many blacks and gay people fear for a long time.
Once again, white people stole from other cultures in an urban ethnic diverse environments of New York, Chicago, L.A. and elsewhere. Does Banksy design his masterpiece in graffiti-fonics? I can invite him over to the oldest parts of Riverside and San Bernardino in southern Cal. and can leave his mark wherever he wants…the walls, train cars, bus benches, billboards, freeway overpasses, etc.
U lie! Casey Stoner is a pretty awesome aussie and his wife ain’t bad to look at. They’re like the non douchy sports couple version of the Beckhams. Also if Mrs. Stoner has sisters I could care. I could care a lot.
I never said that Thousand Oaks was upscale, and I don’t believe it is either. I was commenting that the white people in Brentwood are just so bent on informing me how much better the place is where they live. I think the people in Thousand Oaks are just a touch less moronic than the liberal crowd of Brentwood.
I don’t make a comparison based on one being better than the other, because I think they’re just two different lifestyles, and different people like living in different places.
Now, with regard to Bakersfield, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to live there for an extended amount of time.
I get the impression in any of these places though, if people could tell that I am Mexican, I would not have the same conversations as I do.
::sigh:: but i really DO like Damien Hirsch and Basquiat…crap, i’m so white…
it is important to still carry around the alumnium canteen, so people can know you are super trendy! also, remember organic food is no better for you, but it shows the world and yourself that you care!! and, the extra $$$ the organic scam costs you is just the price of being a trendy liberal!!!!!!!!
No, this is a cultural divide thing. In the UK jeff Koons would be more acceptable than Banksy. Purely because banksy, being from here, is already too mainstream.
It’s unacceptable to like an major artist that had a cult of commercially sensible biopic about them. Jackson Pollock, Basquiat, Frida Kahlo are unacceptable for these reason.
No don’t say that. Carter was the worst of all time. Printing money, and a stupid wimp, he was and is an international laughing stock. Wait thats what Obama is doing. Carter is also a rotten small little man, in the end Barrack will be better than Cater by default, or its curtains for us.
I’m not organic food crazy,however I don’t want my milk to have antibiotics in it or pesticides which they do. I know because of my profession and no I am not a dairy farmer or milk maid.
PMS dawn, breast milk is healthy for babies and thats it. If you’re grown you need no milk of any kind. If you’re a little cow then you need cow’s milk. Go take a midol.
Where do Jake & Dinos Chapman fit in to all this?
They like to scare and confuse middle-class sensibilities, which white people love…
…but most white people would find them genuinely scary and confusing.
“since all white people consider graffiti to be art when it looks like something other than a bunch of squiggles. In every other instance, they consider it vandalism.”
so by “every other instance” you mean a bunch of squiggles?
Thomas Kinkade is definitely a fatal blow to any burgeoning white friendship (unless, of course, you’re trying to befriend the “wrong” kind of white person, in which case see http://www.StuffWhiteChristiansLike.com).
What about my Mark Rothko prints? Where do those fit on the spectrum of appropriate white person art ownership?
this whole blog is full of shit and only represents rich white people. who the fuck takes a year off from work? the whole time I’ve been in school I’ve had to work several jobs. all my friends who are white are in similar situations and grouping “white people” is fuckin absurd. are the “white people” into ICP the same as the idiots who read this and garbage like vice? totally bogus. are white people from NOLA the same as white people from Malibu or nyc? no. are rich and self-righteous douche bags similar in all of these places? yes. this website is really dumb and the post about tattoos is dead wrong too. the only people i know who like this site are white people that aspire to be like the rich fucking annoying people you describe. ooh cool you are even better than everyone else because you can make fun of yourself! how superior!!!! FOAD. up the punx.
did he purposely make his name sound like boxxy? o.oa
bansky????? WTF!!!!
KFC and cock all I need Dawg. little welfare and foodstamp, fu
You want him to do something?
awesome article. I have name dropped the “Master of Light” a few times out of pure irritation.
should have included Michael Goddard in this post, his art is legit. While you’re checking him out, go look at thejewishmanslist.com for some more entertainment.
Chunky!! My ass has been oh so cold without your big hot dick in it! Eat your chicken and then bone me like the white bitch that i am!
I better not start anything before the smartkids remember to make me pay what I owe and start picking on me somemore.+
That name should have been a bit more specific, don’t you think?
I am not only white, but an art historian, that is writing her Master’s thesis about Banksy…so yeah…I guess you got me pegged 😛 Very funny! Great article. Thomas Kinkade comment…totally true.
White people who like to describe Jake & Dinos Chapman as “genuinely scary and confusing” to their friends usually use the same phrase when describing a Taco Bell menu or when watching Pro wrestling.
Actually, as a Brit, and white, I say Banksy too is a vandal…
You Sir are Banksy and I claim my $5K mink coat.
I also do think you’re a bit of a twunt.
Sorry I think you’re way off the mark with this blog.
Banksy is sooo 2007. He’s the most commercial graffiti artist around and you’re losing touch about what white people like. Perhaps it’s time to go into hipsterville and see what makes white people tick these days, or won’t your NB trainers carry you there?
A blog about white peeps appreciaton for street art and you don’t even mention Craig Costello WTF?
My sister is a bona fide White Person and she really didn’t get ‘If Hitler Had Been a Hippy, How Happy Would We Be?’.
It screws with the White Person moral compass.
Ah Chunk, I think or hope you meant KFC and a coke as in the soda.
Rachel Twatsky very hot underground artist, she paints vaginas
all over Gotham. Some tight, some bushy gooey runny drippy holes, others inflamed and red from bugs, some with big beans. Big beano!
How is Barrack?
I seen her stuff its great!!!
banksy is overrated as hell and i think you’re way off the mark on this one, stuff white people like.
basquiat is spot-on, though. i love his work.
Just realized that you don’t have The New Yorker on the list — how can that be!?
And Rachel Maddow. And elite(ist) humor a la Billionaires for Wealthcare, which Maddow adores, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Onion, et al. And people who commit misdemeanor in a semi- or very humorous way to make a point. And Google. (It actually takes a fairly educated, or at least smart, person to find Google easy to use, because you have to be able to analyze what’s the most essential and salient words related to the thing you’re looking for to find the most relevant and useful information.)
I’d have suggested The Sartorialist a year ago, but now it’s more like what poor white people ogle at, not what white people take inspirations from.
Like Marc Jacobs said, fashion has become a spectator sport. Is Marc Jacobs famous enough to be on the list?
Oh and American Apparel. Have you ever noticed that the “Mac” (or Justin Long) in Apple’s “Mac & PC” ads always wear American Apparel, save for his jeans and shoes, probably only because AA doesn’t make jeans and shoes?
Come to think of it, the popularity of AA is probably one factor that makes scarves popular, because otherwise everyone’s outfit looks too much alike.
The dialog you wrote for the “Scarves” post illustrates precisely that.
And quirky Asian person (but not group or people) from developing country. The said Asian has to be reasonably fluent in English to be liked and has to be apolitical and non-confrontational. Cases in point, Bryanboy (Marc Jacobs named a handbag after him) and the model Daul Kim.
And Etsy. Handmade, crafty, “one-of-a-kind,” indie, directly from the “artist.” “Shop Class as Soul Craft” kind of thing.
The Strand and Powell’s: indie and “authentic” and historic.
Anything that smacks of “authenticity.”
Webcomics: indie, directly from the artist, uncentralized, “authentic,” e.g. XKCD.
Comic artists with a literary bent, like Adrian Tomine, Art Spiegelman.
Make that “hip Asian ‘person'” instead. Other criteria remain the same. So that now includes fashion designer Alexander Wang (but not Jason Wu, who is not hip, just famed) and the comedienne Charlyne Yi but not the writer Tao Lin, who is too political and therefore confrontational, though the associations with American Apparel and shoplifting make him dubiously likable.
PHD Comics: grad school, Ivy League, indie webcomics, sciencey, drawn by an apolitical Asian.
Curvy girls with a pretty thin-girl face: So they can claim that they don’t discriminate against fat people (who are often also poor.)
Oh bloody hell, that isn’t art. Throw some feces at it and then it can be considered ‘real’ art.
(White people looooove feces covered art, btw.)
Can I piss on it? I just love a golden shower.
What tha f***??!!
She’s the wrong kind of white person. (the right kind)
Real White People get a mild frisson of exitement by the Chapmans bad-boy art. They buy it and keep in a special room, and only look at it when they want to feel naughty.
I get the feeling a lot of these responses are from Brits. Could that be the reason you closed comments to your entry about visiting LSE?
Dude you gotta understand that although the white middle class wanna be trendies share some similar traits, you’d have to live here in the UK for a while to know the difference.
It’s just a different flavour of Vanilla 🙂
Tanuki,
What’s ya smokin, baby? Either that or are you in Kenya or some other forsaken hell hole that has English speakers?
I am not sure who is more of a clown obama or gordon brown!!!!
obama has dropped the ball on h1n1
Her clit work is intense, you can almost smell it!
how tha hell do you ‘drop the ball’ on a f**kin virus, beeeotch.
It help if you are an unprepared little incompetent ala G.W.
How about those blue collar white people. Ever stand next to one of these filth, man do they ever smell. I guess the lower classes have yet to discover bathing and deodorant. How pleasant, b.o. tobacco and shit. I will send of one these scum a gift pack of soaps for Christmas, I am after all a man of charity.
sniff me a bag a brown dope, some kfc and fat cock all chunky nedd dawg. dont hate, fuck all ya all
Hum, I never anticipated that “tanuki” can be thought of as an African name or word, but now you mention it, I can see your point. But no, you guessed wrong.
Am I smoking something? Sadly I’ve never smoked anything. I just happen to have stayed in grad school for too long.
Is that right? They use incomplete sentences in grad school? It’s the smoke; no doubt about it.
Tanuki blaoui
Straight from the seed
To mind blowing weed.
Tanuki blaoui
Blows your mind
To the point you can’t communicate with human kind.
Hang in there buddy; keep that “grad school” thing working for you.
By not making enough of the vaccine soon enough, bitch!
Perhaps buying a book of art from Urban Outfitters is as garish as buying Stuff White People Like in print? Or perhaps we should buy a SWPL t-shirt to demonstrate our churlishness?
Regardless, this is a funny blog. I wonder why anyone would take it seriously? It’s satire. Enjoy it. I, for one, thought about creating a Stuff Fat People Like blog, but then I realized all I had to do was type the word “food” on the homepage and it was done. Not very complex those fat ones…
Do the mass of scum out there qualify as white people. The grimy kind with uncut fingernails and shaggy beards, when they eat food gets in the beard, dirty blue collar, smelly refuse. busura blanca!
obama and all the dems blamed bush, for some twisted reason for katrina!! now, h1n1 is fast becoming obamas katrina and he knows it!! obama has failed misserably!! the government’s advice just be patient!! wow, obama you really are a clown!!!
Wow, you must be a Christian to believe that far out shit.
you sound like you are describing our allies in pakistan!!!
Wait. If white people don’t like Thomas Kinkade, then who does???
Obamas Katrina will be the collapsing dollar and unmanageable debt. Keep printing the green and going further into debt, the perfect storm is coming and will finish the U.S.
I live in the bricks and throw my garbage out the window, I think its kind of artsy.
banksy is for clowns!!!
The “Right” kind of white people don’t like Thomas Kinkade….
So true about Kincade. My cousin is an artist and professor in Malibu and he and his other art friends give one another Kincade paintings and figurines as gag gifts.
AmaZINGGG Grace @ YouTube
A cool flick with the hot chick
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‘they will see you as a threat’… lol
i understand this emotion quite well, having been on both sides of it. i can’t help but wonder where this emotion comes from, to prove that you have heard of something first, or somehow are ‘up’ on things more than others.
i remember in gradeschool we had an argument over star wars, and someone said ‘well, i have seen star wars 4’, then the other kid said ‘so have i’, the first kid saying ‘there is no star wars 4 you idiot’, and peals of sadistic laughter followed.
now i am reminded of the fixed gear bike world, where every component’s parent corporation is listed in a withering display of verbal gymanstics, well covered by bikesnobnyc’s blog… but is this not simply another form of ‘fashion’ism? i have heard fashion people able to analyze the maker of various clothing items from afar, judging the outfit on these names…
has it gotten to the point where our value is determined by our ability to choose allegiances to brands rather than the ability actually make anything?
in fact it would seem the ability to make things is looked down on by some people, as some sort of indication of ‘lower class’ ness.
artists have become… what? fashion statements, bragging objects. i have done it myself, i am ashamed to admit.
but what do you get out of the art? or the books you memorized? what effect does it have on you and your life? does that even matter anymore?
do stories matter anymore or just the trappings surrounding them?
Banksy is kinda cool, but pretty overrated… right up there with “organic” anything, ironic tattoos, and yes, even t-shirts.
Check out some real graffiti:
http://www.12ozprophet.com
Stuff that began in “the hood,” like graffiti, began there for a reason. Everything after that is just clever affluent people exploiting an art form that was original at one point, and doing it for the dollars, euros, or pounds. You should see how expensive Banksy’s work is. That dude is not from the streets… not any more.
How did u start talking about Obama? And who honestly thinks it’s as bad as Katrina? More people die from the Flu than from The Swine Flu. Vaccines are being given out to top priority people before it’s being given to the masses, I believe it’s something like ages 4-8, kids with asthma, and immune comrpromised people? I may not be entirely accurate, but I actually think H1N1 is being dealt with just fine. It’s not as drastic a catastrophy as some make it out to be.
Man, some people comment and just bash this blog. It’s really rude, like don’t comment unless you adamantly think they are being offensive, this blog is satirical.
Not the kind of white person who works hard. It’s this lazy subculture spawned from too much time on their hands, rich parents, and a need to be a really deep person. It’s making fun of hipsters, not white people. It’s clearly satirical and not meant to offend the white race.
by the way…your info is way off!! and as far as obama he has dropped the ball and he would have handled katrina no better then bush!!! stop make excuses for obama already the emperor has no clothes!!!
an black friend of mine once told me that he would go to a nearby art school and tell the white girls there that he made street art to get them to sleep with him. what a bunch of dumbos, they fell for it!!!
And so was this comment, now go and buy a sense of humor.
Obama is for clowns, banksy is for douchebags
Barrack thanks for the help, I am off and running!
don’t feel like reading the majority of this thread, so apologies if I’m echoing earlier posts.
Actually, if you tell the right kind of white person that your favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade, and that you are negotiating to purchase an original at the mall, they will probably assume that you are being facetious and they will think that you are funny.
Jews never cease to amaze with their level of vulgarity.
better than vulgar jew garbage that hangs in modern museums that idiots think is art. Hitler’s art was better in comparison, come on, get real.
seriously, so much anti-white jewish-inspired crap! SWPL frightens me!
Daniel Liebskind can make ANY CITY ugly with his jew monstrosities.
Flush down the Brown.
Hockney was a jew-loving anti-White HOMO.
BINGO!!! This site exists solely to embarrass White men, and Lander is getting a “TV deal” to make Whites look even more ridiculous than TV already does, which is darn near impossible — but the tool Lander will take it to new heights. AAARRrrrrrgggghhhhhh! Can’t we get a real white person on TV for a change?
Why do anti-White racists come to our country, then chase us around even when we “white flight” away from them. Ugh. I hate brown guys that hit on me. Ugh.
Yeah give the guy a break. He did take out a lot of Jews though!! They can’t laugh at him ever.
Hitler was a God, an avatar of the hindu-aryan god, Vishnu. Nobody else has ever come close to being Hitler, certainly not a “Banksy” (loser).
Hitler’s watercolors are better than jew modernist garbage. They take more skill.
I wouldn’t date Lander and I certainly could think of better specimens to produce offspring with!! Just look at him.
I like men who own Lugers and Sig Sauers, not “scarves”. I like men who stand up without drooping. I like men who don’t have sunken chests.
GLW on Canadian TV, a great historical video to see…
Jews hate him with ferocity.
Of course they do, multicult hell is for the wrong kinds of white people, those who don’t reproduce and spend all their savings at “restaurants”.
it must be clean, civilized, and safe. It could’ve been the best Whitopia ever, but that paradise is lost.
Chipotle Grill, that’s about it. Get real.
All it takes for a White person to turn into a dud, is one drop of brown.
Classic!!! The parents are White, the daughter is an anti-white jew worshipping idiot.
White people, the ones with brains, are leaving California. The only idiots who stay don’t make enough money to worry about the income tax, they don’t reproduce so they don’t have to worry about 90% of life. The hipster is just childlike in his/her stupidity.
I hope they didn’t get STDs from this negro. I bet they did.
Yeah , who is this pig-idiot jewbag? “Tor Hershman”?
Anti-Kinkade types are homosexual wannabes. That’s about the only thing worse than being gay, being a gay wannabe, LOL!!! That sums up the SWPL types.
It’s a bunch of jew-idiots: New Yorker, Rachel Maddow, Jon (Leibowitz) Stewart, Marc Jacobs, the scumbag jew from American Apparel, Art Spiegelman…..
this is the kind of stuff the wrong kinds of White people are irrationally attracted to, for some reason, they have brain disconnects or something and they follow the anti-white crowds…
No, Mark Rothko is the antithesis of White. Rothko was a neurotic Semitic jew that committed suicide. It doesn’t get any less White than that.
Very White comment, kudos.
i have no idea what this one is about
douche-champ
maybe banksy can do a mural of obama dressed as a clown!! yes, I know michelle obama is a shemale, but that is something different!
After reading and hearing about this stuff-site, i came to see for myself.
Started with #1, wondered, went on, skipped, jumped, then ran – desperately searching for ONE, ONLY ONE entry that shows that there’s any thought whatsoever, not to mention original, going on in this “writer’s” head.
If anyone would regale me during some theatre intermission with stuff like this, or bother me on the bus with it, or even on a day-long tunnel journey while paralysed with nothing to read, I would so yawn at them!
Honestly, this is the most boring and brainless crap I’ve read in months – easily including what spam I couldn’t avoid (and with which it shares more than one or two characteristics), which at least makes me smile occasionally.
This also includes a major bit of the comments, particularly such as “haha did you see that ad under the # on Tea, it’s a tea ad, how ironic”.
But they are excused: this is enough to make any good sort a troll.
There’s some clever marketing going on, but that is about all that is clever here.
I plainly can’t believe that moronic bs like this can ever become popular, that popular.
I can’t believe this gets coverage and promotion in any amount of – er, serious?! – media – thus proving that white press bores like nothing better than other bores that are still dumber than they.
Im dying with envy that I’m not so brazen myself as to compress the flattest pedestrian platitudes available into almost-mediocre writing (which occasionally bother me like most everybody else, and could easily be put in better style than this), and then inflict this mental diarrhea on others, and publish it!
I wish I dared cash in on my stupidity, but that is a matter of mental and internet hygiene: I do feel there’s far too much of the sort going on already.
The “author” of those “observations” apparently does not feel – not shame, nor anything else much.
Yet isn’t it always nice to see that even a complete moron can be successful and cash in – this guy might now have a chance to finally leave the box and catch himself a girlfriend – which might spare us more of this, at least of a time.
I wonder if this “author” has ever even dared venture outside of his cuppa, looking at the world, not to mention a foreign country. This planet is not all US of A yet, luckily, and not everyone around is an idiot!
I’m really sorry to leave my mark on this site, but I have to have some of my own back for the way it made me feel angry and sick.
Do consider this comment the equivalent of a good barf after some nasty kind of food poisoning rather than the lifting of a leg.
You sure did take a lot of time and space for something you so sorely despise. Why not go away and tell some dog about your concerns. Please don’t fuck the dog it may be your mother.
To the gas chambers, Kenny.
He is a fucking money grubbing jew scumbag. Hey Himmler keep your ovens warm for me.
Some did get STDs, while one girl got the shit beat out of her, oh well keep dating negros.
white boy get the vasline cause chunky gonna ram his fat cock up yo ass, bring some KFC when you come over, and some night train.
interesting that he was only looking for one thing to qualify this website, considering this entry is probably the one to do it
(STILL NEVER HEARD OF BANKSY)
I believe the very whitest person in the world has just revealed himself.
I couldn’t agree more.
And I’m BLACK.
Maybe he received one too many Kinkade checks?
We all know how awesome art is best displayed on personal checks from mail order companies.
BANKSY IS A LOSER!!!
I disagree. I think most white people LOVE Kincaid…unfortunately, proving their/our lack of taste. (I–for the record—believe Kincaid to be the anti-christ…wait…did I just prove your point????)
I do find Banksy delightful, but prefer Marco Evaristti. Why throw away your lipo-suctioned fat when you can feed the world with it and call it art?
http://www.lonnacottrell.com/?p=364
Banksy looks pretty good after you shoot some heroin, but no amount of dope will help kinkade. I shoot 7 grams a day and love art, soho is the bomb, never heard of the twatsky girl and her vagina work.
what the fuck, white people love kincaid, that shit is not art, crass commercial garbage. Read a book, live a life of art, yes shooting dope helps, working does not!
It’s essentially a list of simple observations, why were you expecting some great writing or something so insightful?
Dumb ass.
white person who is an artist and works in an art museum says this is hilariously true and had me laughing pretty ridiculously. thanks for the blog – it’s pretty spot on.
Instead of Thomas Kincaid, try dropping the name of Frederick Hart as your favorite artist.
They won’t get it until they google him later, so it annoys them even more.
Get a life! you spent an excessive amount of time writing this post on something you don’t like……you sound like another miserable human being!
HAHAHAHAHAHA that’s a RAD comment!
just tell them you like the idiot white guy who painted the potrait of the master of liberals barrack obama! you will score points on so many levels!! just don’t mention the artist or obama to anyone pissed off that obama has dropped the ball on H1N1!!! (not to mention everything else) hillary clinton please run for president in 2012!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like @ True/Slant:
http://trueslant.com/harmonleon/2009/10/29/a-salute-to-stuff-white-people-like/
Come out of the closet Ken!
People of all color should visit The North Coast to find some common ground.
Ditto. HAHAHA!
Oh you tried so hard to make your comment political, but no, so sorry, it made no sense.
This site isn’t updated nearly enough. Boo-urns!
Check out http://www.thingsaustralianslove.com a blog about stuff Aussies love! Including, beer, bongs, bbqs, beetroot on burgers, crap American tv…etc
Yeah, its our country now, so get used to it. We are now a socialist country. Like Hugo Chavez, Obama will get rid of that silly two term rule and be our president for life. Citgo the people’s oil country, we are paying for these companies so we are going to take them over under President Obama! Power to the People!
Sean Penn a really great white actor is now with Chavez!
Yeah power to the government!
obama is not smart enought to be the president!! he is a babbling fool , who can read a telepromter!! wake up liberal zombies!!!
That’s funny….
http://skankfights.blogspot.com/
Well Buckaroo at least we know it won’t be your mother. I just saw that toothless bitch down on the corner giving blow jobs for food stamps.
Real white people like punching people like this guy in the fucking face.
I took a picture of me taking a shit on the U.S. Constitution. I called it “The artist’s rendition of barrack obama”.
What a hideous old twat! Madam speaker? Madam cunt is more like it.
I throw Knives at people, and I will punch you till you’re dead, fuck you and kinkade, banksy and you whitey white. I bath once a month and live in a grimy little trailer. Working on a new reality show, the unreality of the idiot unwashed L. When I eat crumbs of food accumulate in my shaggy beard. I have more hair in my ears than on my balding head. I smoke like a chimney and tell more lies than Nixon. I date super models and give out beatings to those that need them, I am the new super hero of the current economic slump. 5’3 and pissed off, watch out.
Hi Christian. You know what degree has even less value to society? Your English degree from McGill.
Another reason why this list needs to be called “Stuff Hipster-Wannabees Like.” There are many who think that when it comes to art, Thomas Kinkade is the ultimate in whiteness.
p.s. I’m not the repressed homosexual nazi formally known as “Yep”.
What large hands you have “Sharon”.
Apparently white people love adverbs.
http://brownbazooka.wordpress.com/
O.K. hate me. http://WWW.Alexgrey.com
Isn’t that a bit personal? You made me feel bad. May the swine flu kill your dumb ass.
Just a quickie…and I do semi-agree with what you’re saying but, as a young, white graffiti artist I think I speak for the mass majority of artists when I say that I think Banksy is a pretentious tw*t who, despite having impressive art skills, chooses to sell out in order to appeal to other upper middle class art-fags who are willing to pay the extortionate prices placed upon these paintings.
Cheers
Neckface is sweeter than Banksy
hilarious… as an art history major i can honestly say it’s all true! well done!
Holy hell, I’ve thought of 87 things I like since this post went up.
88 now.
No, scratch that last one.
this is the first remotely insightful thing you’ve written about; you’re not as witty as you think, in fact you’re just as pathetic as the people you write about, which aren’t white people, they’re upper-middle class people. big diff, shitbrain
this blog is great, but reading the comments makes me lose all faith in humanity.
Folks, please realize that said “White People” are the kind of elitist, progressives who don’t consider themselves “white” (nor elitist). And yes, these White People include folks of all ethnic backgrounds. Perhaps it’s too much of an inside joke for some, and surely irony is lost on most people. But it’s a World Wide Web out there, and there’s plenty of stuff to see without coming here and spreading hate.
The phenomena of this blog has turned into a joke on the people who embrace it. By posting a comment such as “hilarious… as an art history major i can honestly say it’s all true! well done!” the person has turned into the pompous, arrogant know-it-all blowhard he or she was trying to mock.
The constant single note composition of the topic of “let us find something that progressive, urban white people embrace and then mock them for it” over and over and over has shown absolutely no growth and it is on its way to joining Crocs and other overnight sensations on their way to an “I Love the 00’s” special.
things you should add:
judd apattow, cult movies, top five things, woody allen, nike comercials, seth rogen, david letterman, youtube celebrities, twitter, skateboarding, grand theft auto. “friends”, seinfeld, going to the bathroom and stay there during a party, jj abrahms, star wars, star trek, hating remakes, watching movies and cry, crying, movies with ”messages about life”, romantic comedys, julia roberts, tom hanks….
just to name a few haha
You really need to lighten up guys, it is just a comedic blog, not to be taken too seriously.
Visit W3Schools!
banksy is pretty talented though
Revenge!
The white people looooove Shepard Fairey too. Funny how the art establishment rallies around graffiti artists as long as they are of the white variety.
The establishment of today is rarely that of tomorrow.
White people are so fucked up, get some help losers.
“Just a quickie…”
Yeah sure.
Judd Apatow is the anti-thesis of white, he’s a Hollywood Jew of the most pathetic quality.
this blog is hilarious…have you guys been to http://www.justjiving.com .that guy is pretty random too
Too bad “Banksy” can’t take that one to the bank.
There is no functional aesthetic.
So, I paint “pretty”. It sells, I give the money to cancer research charities. Only functional aesthetic I can think of. Art cures cancer.
http://www.handmadehelp.etsy.com
http://www.paintingwell.etsy.com
Oh, and totally anonymous. Totally non-profit. Slip right out of the namedropping noose this article describes so well.
(ps – About Banksy: just had to say the green streak in the negative space balancing the red heart is sheer brilliance… or, maybe it’s a copper pipe leaking through the wall …. whatever.)
Thomas Kinkade, aka “Painter of Light”, brilliant.
Banksy is a genius.
This is totally off topic, but I would like to know, why do ALL Lesbian White Women wear Birkenstock?
Could someone answer this question for me.
Preferably a White Person.
I’m mixed by the way, so I’m open to all opinions.
Thanx.
I love Stuff White People Like. Always funny! Do white people like American stuff? This is my blog, it’s full of American crap to laugh at: http://www.thatsamericanblog.com
I do not know Banksy, but I am white and I love this site. I am going to use it to learn about things I should like. So okay–Banksy it is! Keep it up–this is hilarious. I am seeing myself in a new light.
I’d be surprised if anyone would hit on you as you’ve got a rather large adams apple and like to wear lederhosen.
Still hung up on neck size? Come out of the closet Yep.
Still dreaming about German sausage “Yep”
i hink stuff white people like should be on stuff white people like
Snickers bars, cock and kfc all a brother needs.
rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat , yeah lizard shit fuck.
You can say that again.
I need a bag of dope and a gizmo
stuff
yeah, fuck all ya all.
Swish licked my balls and put hamster in my asshole, turned me on and out in 1 lesson. Swish.com
stuff white people like… new posts from stuff white people like…
I fucking shit my pants, I love that warm mushy feeling.
assholes usually do love the feel of shit coming out of their mouths. Aseccge, enjoy your warm mushy feeling…asshole.
Somebody said this was the funniest blog ever. But…this is boring.
Like…really effing boring.
D:
Awesome post. The part about MoMA vs. UO made me laugh out loud.
White people like watching other people fail, like this guy here:
Boring.
fist fuck, wristwatch, CORNHOLE! FA FA FISTIING
You, you know what you are?? Yer and Asshole!!! ASSHOLE!!!!
i disagree
The real question: Is Bansky a brand, like Emin and Hirst who have been heavily promoted from the outset to get to where they are?
As for the rest of us: If you’re not a brand, you’re a number
I still do not understand what a blog is
I just went into my local book shop to purchase a copy of the book and they told me that I was not the right kind of white person.
Apparently if I was the right sort I would be buying it on Amazon
I was led to believe that this site was called White Stuff People Like but it appears to be nothing of the sort!
haha. i queued for so long to see Banksy in Bristol because I knew if I didn’t see him I’d be annoyed. Obviously I’m a complete numpty like the article says, I’m not a big fanatic or anything I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. And, of course, I’m a typical middle class white person from Bath who just wanted to show that I ‘got’ and was ‘cool’ with the graffitti. The museum was FULL of middle aged middle class white people who also wanted to prove it too. but also lots of people who just wanted to look at the clever pictures :). it was a shame it was ruined by everybody taking pictures of EVERYTHING they saw that they thought was clever. since when have eyes not been good for seeing things?!
On the racism thing, it’s not racist but just un-pc. we live in a worried world. what’s interesting is that people don’t seem to be taking offence because somebody’s making fun of what white people like, but because it seems to be saying this is what other races do not, or perhaps cannot like.
please continue to make fun of me :).
Before long someone will take offense .. they’ll look silly, but it will happen.
Don’t pretend you don’t have one on the bottom of you. You’re asshole to, now bend over Brendan.
it’s no fun making fun of a ‘complete numpty.’
geez.
that’s because white people don’t like anything.
No offense but I prefer looking at real art as opposed to graffiti. The quotrocentto artist, Rembrandt, classical Greece and Rome, and the Enlightenment and Victorian painters for starters. Edo period and earlier Japan has some outstanding art as well. Ancient China and India have things worth looking at. Ancient Egypt is worth a look as well (I’ve spent too much time at the Museum of Fine Arts over the years! The Victorian and Albert Museum over in England could constitute a work of art in itself as it’s an architectural marvel)
Speaking of Modern “Art”:
It was actually invented to rob people of their money so the peddlers of modern art would then purchase actual pieces of art from classical artist. A square with lines, random assortments of colors, and a figurine of Lord and Savior inside a jar of bodily fluids (I kid you not) are not art. Sometimes they are downright offensive such as what I mentioned.
We have the suggestion of
Being tan so they “look” like black people
Black folks like watching people fall over too. But when it comes to TV shows, “Cheaters” is #1.
Though if you spot this book on the coffee table of a white person it is strongly recommended that you imply they got the book at a Modern Art Museum gift shop and not at an Urban Outfitters.It has been the awesome stuff.
Now if you had something proving that claim, that would be something.
But a lot of them do like white stuff.
In my day they called it snow
Art was invented to rob rich people of their money. When those rich people sell the art on, they then rob other rich people of their money.
It’s all very fair really
whoever made this websites a douchbag
I would like to share with all my fellow white people, that on this day, I shit my pants. I thought no, it couldn’t be I feel something wet, I went into a men’s room and checked my undies and there is was, shit with nuts! Fuck I thought, oh well the day goes on, off I went shopping nobody would know, but wait I could smell my own shit, I almost pucked to top off the day!
how about “stuff that white people don’t like,” like this stupid-ass website…
FACE!
http://brownbazooka.wordpress.com/
White people like us! Check us out!
When do you suppose their will be something new added to this site? Has he died? I am afraid I might die waiting…..
white people like message boards, vampires, blog updates
http://brownbazooka.wordpress.com
I would like to make it clear that unlike some people on this website I have not and have never shat my pants.
Any suggestions to the contrary will meet with a harsh rebuke, if not a suit, from my attorneys, Shit, Wipe-it and Run
Well done. Do you suppose white people enjoy shitting themselves? I think the subject needs to be explored.
what’s the point of having a blog if you don’t update it? latfh.com is so much funnier.
I agree… always always always update ya shit.
I think that http://www.boho.com is much much funnier
Hi, I am back. Well my shitting fetish hit a new high or maybe low. I went into my scumbag boss’s office and took a huge dump on his desk, without the nuts, can’t have it all. Wiped with his jacket, ta ta motherfucker, should smell really good come Monday morning, fucking scumbag.
Does anyone know whether White people like drugs?
I cannot believe that they just do Starbucks.
Read http://www.boho.com for more references
Next time boredom strikes, try reading or viewing The History of White People in America…Martin Mull and his band of comedic friends did a good job.
Yes, white people enjoy drugs. If you have any that you are not using, don’t dump them send them to:
White People who take used drugs, other people’s drugs and even expired drugs….they serve to keep white people off the roads and in their homes chillin and not dumping drugs into our water supply is an authentically green thing to do!
That is a profound sentiment and one that our much loved and very capable politicians would do well to note.
I know that the great leaders only mean well when they try to arrest me for shoving loo cleaner up my nose, but then what do they expect me to do when they keep turning up to burn the coca plants that I grow in the leafy suburban paradise of Surbiton
How about a new post dip shit.
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Isn’t it about time the moderators on this site put an end to the blatant advertising that is going on in this comments section?
Haha, absolutely agree.
Thanks Justin!
I’ve never heard of this term, “banksy.”
Hope they don’t take away my white card…. hard to get one of those.
Apparently white people like to around and let book revenue roll in while blowing off the core fan base. Or the bleeding edge thing to do is to get off the ineternet.
Slackin’ on your posts there, ain’t ya?
What?
Grammar called, it said that it, along with spelling are both quite displeased with you.
Go read a book or something and learn to use English properly.
Grammar called you too, Trace. Reread your comments before posting, especially when you’re criticising other people’s comments.
2 thumbs up! way up!
how many websites are there?
apparently, it was quite difficult for you to read and copy something. How were you able to navigate to this site under the impression that it was called “White Stuff People Like”?
is there a ‘stuff black people like’ website? or isn’t that allowed?
That’s funny…..
http://www.peterdepp.com
If we gave grammar the male gender and then fixed it, then the sentence would read:
Grammar left a message, it said that he, along with Spelling, are both quite displeased with you.
any problems with this statement?
im black and the guy who does this website is a faggot.
http://www.celebpsychic.com is the place to get the latest psychic predictions about your fave celebrity!!!
Please can people stop using this website for their own personal amusement? I am the only person who is allowed to enjoy myself round here and if you don’t like it, then go and spend your time on something stuoopid like Mr Tickler’s House of Something or Other
Yall gonin for the gramer shit to munch.
Fuck You bitch. You ain’t shit. I can’t wait till the next time White people get pissed off and exterminate a bunch of you scum.
Hitler was little emo troll who killed himself because he could dish it out but couldn’t take it. Bwaaah ha ha
It’s more like Stuff Upper Middle Class White People Like
But that doesn’t roll off the tongue, and stuff WASPs like isn’t accurate.
Stuff Hipsters Like isn’t accurate either.
Simmer down.
Mr. Tickler? Will there be some tickling of the balls? Lick my balls moderator homo.
negro
Hmmm, maybe I’m one of the few people on here that doesn’t seem to be publicly working out person issues. But, while I’m white and like pretty much everything on this list, I gotta ask. Who is Banksy? I’ve never seen his stuff.
Does anyone here bet on sports?
If so, who do you like in NFL this weekend?
It kind of sucks that this is never updated anymore.
Every time I come here I feel more and more white and less and less Mexican. As always I love your stuff!
Its called piss christ, a photograph by Andres Serrano. If you look at without knowing that it urine its actually kind of beautiful.
Man….none of those terms are accurate.
But…by all means, lets pretend white people are all hipsters…ooh ooh, except when they’re being outright yuppies…ooh, except when they’re been stuff-shirt upperclassmen….except when…
and so on.
I don’t really think it’s an inside joke…or very ironic. Just seems like a vitriolic blog than insults a poorly defined group that it, itself, seems to create or modify each week.
This whole “wrong” kind of white people…along with how “white people” apparently act..I don’t know who it describes. I’ve met many kinds of white people and never see this attitude…even in a non-parodic manner.
Some things ring true like, c’mon…camping and others…but for the most part, and especially lately…it’s been a “haha lets piss on white people” blog for the most basic things I think most people enjoy..but HAH…funnier cuz itz whyt ppl.
I don’t like the idea of stuffing white people, like >
i enjoy banksy. i am white. it is fun.
did clander quit?
Hell, he’s over in England kissing the queen’s ass.
I guess style over substance is the rule around here. Not that I owe you people anything, but I meant “lounge around” and “internet”. Though, the ineternet might be better than the internet because it has two nets in it.
This is not good. They never tell me that I have to tickle balls
Clander had an accident with a furry little rodent in his anus. He will need some bed rest, you sorry excuses for white go on now and get a life, this now a gay website, if you wanna stay, lick my anus.
I wonder who the next artist will be that fits into this very specified category.
You have not seen my painting of lightning storm> .
Always they look like real thing.
And they are.
blow me bitch
Does the publisher of this site really think he/she is funny? This is the most lame ass, sophomoric drivel I have read in a long time. Your writing skills are on par with your limited imagination.
Maybe you should consider getting a job as a dishwasher.
Why are you writing a comment on a site you hate, just to say you hate it? The better choice would be to navigate to a site you like, and spend your precious time there instead.
just the other day i spotted what i thought was a banksy original and i got super excited. my skin is brown but i’m really white, aren’t i?
White people love psychics too:
http://www.celebpsychic. com
What has happened? You used to post so regularly, but now updates are so infrequent. I hope that your success with the book has not taken you away from the blog.
I didn’t know who was doing this stuff. now I know. like to look around. hard to find something i like well enough to want to put in my house. since you mention him, I have a Thomas K. of the Garden Gate that I do like. a Picasso Erotic drawing and a Cezanne Little Girl etching I picked up at an auction makes up for my poor taste i guess. it still comes down to what you like, and.. tried and true comes to the top when it comes to spending hard earned cash. what do you think about cartoon cells?
How about an entry on “Blogging” or “Stuff White People Like”
It’s hard for me to dislike any serious artist, especially one as political as Banksy.
I think that what the internet is currently crying out for is a blog to do with dieting and anorexia (which incidentally I tend to get once a year).
I was thinking about a name for this blog and thought perhaps something like ‘Stuff Slight People Like?> (for bold)’
JFK here, I think all proper white people should boycott thanksgiving in honor of the american Indian. I will throw a drumstick over the fence at the white house in protest, then I shall go on the prowl for a lonely old wrinkly widow hag, a rich hag to bag, its good to be me.
I haven’t read in in this entire list of things white ppl like tanning until all layers of skin are bright orange or taxidermy. whats up with that.
For any of you interested in my art, or London Town or the art of ‘flashmobbing’, I will be organising a big art event – a major, major ’FlashCrap’ in Trafalgar Square London later this month!
Flash mobs… Mr. Lander, I believe Bansky has given you the topic for #130
POST SOMETHING NEW ALREADY!
#130 topic Sir John Forbes Kerry! An elegant guy.
To a young guy I would say bang an old widow, fuck a young slut on the side, careful of the crabs.
My line to all you nothing filth types: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I ‘M LARGE MOTHERFUCKER, A SENATOR, ASSHOLE, AND MORE.
#131 Ducati, some young blue collar tax paying type white person asked me my thoughts on Harley Davidson or something. Filth, I ride a Ducati, now be gone scum. If only Bob Breast was still on the Lynn way, he new how to take of a wonderful asshole like myself.
I lost an election to a retard, what does that make me?
ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE,
@SIRJOHN.ORGY
you had a good run stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, but i think its time to say goodbye. its going on 2 months since the last post. i cant sustain a relationship like this.
Who the heck is Banksy?
I only call white people pretentious behind their backs I love all you colored folk
yes, i actually really do like Banksy
While I haven’t heard of him by name, I must say that your description fits the bill of an artist white people (like me) would like.
ok…you guys need to check out http://jusjivin.com…that guy is hilarious
wanna an update, here is an update you might not like, I heard your moms is a frisco dyke.
White people love psychics too! Click the link!!!
w w w celebpsychic c o m
Who gives a fuck what you like, I like fucking your white bitches, how you like that? Banksy, that what you like, a rat in a tee shirt?
Yay for fucking white bitches!
Take some time until Mr. Lander thinks of something new to post on his blog. He’s running out of ideas, maybe on his way back from his “year off”. The holidays are a stressful time, therefore he needs another vacation after this.
There goes thanksgiving, look where Columbus day ended up: banned observance in state/federal government offices and certain workplaces/companies out of fear that’s racist.
Would anyone happen to know where I could find a site that indicates what white people don’t like?
My agent tells me that next year it’s going to be all the rage to read and write about what what White People Fucking Hate
Although, my agent also once told me that he hates white people, even though he’s French.
White bitches are totally fucked!
Ummmm….have you exhausted the list of what so-called White people like?
I just discovered this blog 3 or 4 months ago and it hasn’t been updated in two months.
There is nothing a White guy likes more than having his stereotypes ridiculed – it lessens the guilt we feel for laughing at (or even telling) racial jokes in the past. We are all so past that now, but it still feels so right to be made fun of.
Anyway: More, please.
I also enjoy copulating with white bitches, although non-white bitches do seem to have more fun.
I am a white bitch and if these comments are any indication to your caliber-please refrain from fucking white bitches.
You know you love the flavor ma.
I will start by saying I am white. I don’t know art but i do know people. Who you are is not determined by what artist you like. There is no such thing as the wrong kind or right kind of white people or the wrong kind of any other color for that fact. so many racists on this blog you should know your ignorance is shown through racism. And one more thing everyone likes fucking white women everyone. If you are not white and want to fuck a white girl whats wrong with your women?
Dave : You are an idiot.
Lander : DUDE!!!! It’s been almost 2 months!!!!!
can you say…..”jumped the shark?”
hy all
hy all
http://www.slcalculator.com
veryvery nice site
Nope, you’re still brown.
calvin: Your are correct; Dave is an idiot.
Almost 2 months. Stuff white people don’t like: Infrequent updates.
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Yous suck.
Uhuh, shit I missed the good window 😛
I don’t really understand wall arts, I even think it’s vandalism.
However, some are actually okay, juste like the rat up there.
But if white people like it…
I hope you didn’t run out of stuff that white people like. As a white person, I can also say that we tend to dislike blogs that stop being updated once the author publishes a book. Just sayin’.
Thomas Kinkade should die a slow death by drinking paint thinner while cleaning his fan bush just before he is creating light coming from a cottage window.
Just a small thought…..
He he he he….
I think there are at least 4 or 5 SWPL memes represented here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/03/garden/03cheap.html?_r=1
It’s official. White people only like 129 things.
I need an update, boo hoo, fuck you piece of shit, get a life, take that hamster out of your asshole, how is that for an update?
Half a sissy metro sexual white american… joke.
ok..I checked out the http://jusjivin.com it is hilarious
White people only need 1 thing – LOVE.
😀 Amazing.
The really marvelous thing about this website is that it has become a website of the people in recent times.
No contributions from the ‘blogger’ himself or from the moderators.
Now that is what I call communism!
wow this is the best ive seen i couldnt stop laughing i wish there was more like these ima go google more like these i love it great post
extra income from home find out for yourself i cant prove nothing to you untill you find out on your own here is the link see you there
http://www.thedreamcometrue.ws
great, funny site. And yes, Bansky is the shit.
xy
I am the whitest white person EVER because I can admit to being a culptite of probably 90% of all “the stuff white people like”
This is brilliant!
Thomas Kinkade – that comment was genius.. that had me laughing all over the place!
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/
What american white people like is beating themselves up. i’ve never seen this in any other country.
I am absurdly white. So white that I make Snow White look a bit swarthy.
And I will tell you one thing: I am guilty as charged. I simply am just guilty of all those things they say I am guilty of. And probably more.
Excellent observation. I ask you: who is it that puts those feelings and thoughts into white americans’ heads and by what means? If you can answer that you may just go down the rabbit hole.
“What american white people like is beating themselves up. i’ve never seen this in any other country.”
stencils are considered art nowadays?? what a shame. oh this kind of unskilled art…so its ok i guess, cuz whites are becoming minorities slowly but surely.
If I were just a little whiter I’d write a PhD thesis on Thomas Kinkade titled “The Poetics of Unintentional Meta-irony in Post-Post Modern Derivative Art”. Unfortunately I’d have to stop wearing baggy Ed Hardy pants and laser these stup-ass panther tatoos off my neck.
next on the list needs to be “people who find my site ‘hilarious'”
seriously, degrading
you’re pushing us whites back, man.
white=rich and smart and black=poor and dumb?
How about a new post? It has been over two months. You blog for a job, now do it.
white men kung fu:
check out http://jusjivin.com it is hilarious…a black perspective
it’s true, that i’m white and that I love banksi. i love banksi more than cucumber finger sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
and i do like the humor here on this site. i find a simple guilt-relieving pleasure in being someone white who claims to hate white people. kill whitey, just-not-me.
that said,
for me the content of this site applies more directly to the fluff created by being Hipster and not necessarily (although often) white. In my town, hipsters ain’t all white. In fact, it’s pretty hip these days, not to be white at all. ask anyone white around you. i’m sure they’ll tell you one of the grandparents was part cherokee.
and of course stencils can be art, just like aeresol paint or friggin’ magazine collages if you convey your shit correctly. that’s just narrow of you to rule a medium out.
i like banksy. a lot. a lot lot. because he caught the very eye of the mainstream conception of art that he ridiculed and alleged to reject. it’s genius. and hip.
mightywhiteofme to cite. i’s sure.
Whoa dude motherfucker!
Who are you guys to tell me to ‘do my job’?
I’m the friggin’ man now! Right?
My job now is to do other stuff, like book launches and shit
So leave out the ‘do my friggin job’ bit.
Ok, Amigo?
Love your work! ^_^
Love he comments almost as much – are you people all for real?? Learn to laugh at yourselves, you’re only pissy because you find yourselves relating to most of them!
PS: for what it’s worth, I’m a white girl, living in AUS – and still laughing at all you yanks shrieking about how racist we supposedly are – pull your heads out of your asses and actually do your homework. For those of you reading this and shaking your heads, I believe the blog entry “getting offended” fits you well.
Every good art show needs its critics and those who don’t buy art. For the latter there is Banksy because they can talk about something that can’t be owned. For the former there is cocaine to ensure that they are confident when they wax poetic about something that they probably don’t understand anyway. Rich people love art but it is always a good idea to bring uncle Charlie to the gallery for a little pick me up in the bathroom! http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com/2009/07/09/cocaine/
I’m not white, but I LOVE banksy.
None of my white friends knew about
him >:/
I’m not white, but I LOVE banksy.
None of my white friends knew about
him >:/
i hate banksy…
banksy is TIRED
he aint current and hasn’t been for a while now!!
i never liked banksy. plegh.
the only street artist i currently care anything about is BLU… now THAT is someone awesome.
as far as my favorite bleeding edge visionary who white people have not heard of, that would be ME…..!
Lol. Funny!
I don’t care if he isn’t “current” or IN.
too bad i’m not easily influenced by
popular trends.
checl out http://jusjivin.com
“Keeping up with art is hard.”It’s right.
explain why I should check out this site.
(and how it is even related, before I click)
I doubt you are
The main thing that Banksy has going for him is a GREAT sense of humour.
I got to see the ‘Pulp Fiction with bananas for guns’ before it was obliterated. It really made the area perk up – and it was good.
He’s (?) managed to stay doing what he does well for such a long time and others try to imitate, but without the humour.
When I get the time I’ll go through the book I saw at the Tate Modern which shows a lot more than most people think:
‘You’ll never get a quote from me you can use on the cover – Metroploitain Police Spokesperson’
…certainly catches a thought about his humour, yes it IS on the cover!
Like good music, good art influences more than people care to admit.
Never fails to crack me up.
Check out this other great site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
wew! a huge mousy pic at the wall. what indicates the giant mouse drawn at the wall?
I’m not sure how to take this site. The name “Stuff White People Like” indicates it’s supposed to be funny. The homepage looks like it was made by my grandma to promote recipes or knitting ideas. I can’t get through an entire article because it’s extremely boring and not funny at all. And it’s not about recipes or knitting. I don’t get it. Is this a site for non-white people to safely make fun of white people, or is it a spoof on racist white people, or is it advise on how to blend in with the typical suburban environment? I don’t have the patience to check in on this blog, but I am curious what it’s about. I’ll leave my e-mail so someone who is familiar with this blog could enlighten me. Once I figure out what it’s supposed to be, maybe I can enjoy it.
kristina_delucenay@hotmail.com
lol@not current/in. dude has an artistic talent that is hard to match
I don’t like Banksy. Tried stealing one once. Very difficult – had to take the whole fucking wall.
Errrrr… it isn’t your site by any chance?
Nah! Course not.
I think one of my favorite things about your posts, are the helpful hints on how to lose (white) friends.
I, for one, have far too many friends and stumbled upon your blog just in time for the staff Christmas party. I’m only sorry we aren’t going to my parents place for Christmas this year. I have seem to have an overabundance of family members too.
I need a pen.
Thomas Kinka…
If you are white, you will find yourself described more than once in this list.
This site sucks now. It’s like the authors have rested on their laurels. The list used to be updated every few days and now it has been 10 weeks since an update. Just look at the last entry — Bansky, for crying out loud? Who has ever heard of that. The list was better when it was universal, listing things like coffee, yoga, sushi, etc. This site sucks, close it down. It is past its novelty.
Any plans for a post on Soduku?
…..Banksy is extremely popular where I live, I really don’t understand how you haven’t heard of him
Fucking zu zu pets, are you kidding me? I was putting hamsters in my asshole 20 years ago, now some fucker stole my idea.
I also love golden showers, if you need another Idea to steal.
Do zu zu give a golden shower? I though not,
I left my heart in swisher’s underpants.
White people love psychics too!
Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep
If you create a website for what black people like, it could include: abandoning their children, playing the victim, blaming whitey, collecting welfare, blaming whitey, sitting around the projects eating fried chicken and watermelon…oh yeah and blaming whitey. Do you think the fried chicken and watermelon thing is too much of a cliche?
Just a thought.
HOLY crap.
u is a racialist
How can Chagall be horrendous? I love his dreamlike paintings of villages.
ha ha , anything is possible these days
theater white people love theater and shows anything that helps them feel cultured…do a blog on plays.
please update…. i’ve been checking back for months and all i ever see is banksy. it’s not fair
Everyone knows who Banksy is – have you been living under a rock you moron?
Here I see, that white people like the most, naging & hating: about mistakes in the writing, about joking around with they holy stuff, about writers if they don’t bash the right thing. It seems to me anglo-american culture is protectet by naging, critcism and hating. Maybe that is, what keeps it together – keeps it clean & simple. Now don’t blame me. I’m european (swiss) we have twenty different cultures in a range of 150 miles. And yes, I do nag to. 😉
Racism is not something white people like…jerk
So disappointed in this site. What’s with the updates? This has fallen off the list of sites I frequent to waste time at work. Get it together. I don’t see how it takes 2 months to think up these things.
Seriously. I could write three in a fucking day.
They also like cornershop. This music http://tastym.blogspot.com/ is quality white people music
For real! Not to mention, Banksy has been around for years! You just started to notice him when he started being covered on CNN? I know that Banksy’s work is much better than this bullshit they don’t bother on keeping up with. Coasting off the audio book money? Thought so.
Who the Hell is Banksy? This really doesen’t seem to fall in the ubiquitous category.
Holy crap… I LOVE BANKSY. That guy is a genius, an artist, and a source of inspiration both for future generations and for the beleaguered masses around the world. May God bless him!
To all of you talking trash
Claiming you can blog fast
Come up with topics cool and hip
Yet you come here and just talk shit
I say shut the fuck up and do it
Keep your butts off this site, nothing to it
Create your own post and see who comes
I am betting NO DAMN ONE
So shut the fuck up and type your words
And stop sqwauking like a retarded bird
You know who you are, don’t try to play dumb
If you got offended, then yes, you’re the one
Joe Cool has spoken
I am done
Smoking my cigarette
bout to have fun
You don’t like my post
and you think it’s not hip
Then drop on your knees
And SUCK MY ……..
PAPER CLIP.
get your minds out the gutter
What if your favorite artist is Norman Rockwell? What does that say about you?
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Banksy has fallen out of favor … for painting over someone else’s mural in Camden Town, London …
True. But banksy’s cool. And I’m latino 🙂
banksy can go suck a cock.
So does http://www.diehipster.com
“Stuff White People Say”
More like
“I am a racist and these are my thoughts on whites. I hide my racism behind a very thin veil of humor occasionally but if the tables were turned I would be outraged – yes I am a hypocrite, a racist and I don’t mind disseminating ideas that promote stereotypes, ridicule, distrust and sometimes even hate.”
@Hmmm:
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
You win.
Banksy and any other art is shit. Modern art is especially shit. There was a modern art piece in some gallery in scotland this year and all it was was an open bible with a pen next to it and people could go and write in it. Can you imagine if that was a quaran? WW3 would of popped off. Not that im even a christian but I hate that sort of BS, trying to be edgy and getting millions for it, even though they havent done fuck all its only art because some prick says so and these bastard keep on making this shit even though they are millionaires.
And then the people in government probably give them and OBE for it and a grant to make more of it. And then a grant to make some public art, in areas such as miles platting in manchester where the B of the Bang ( google it) was made, only to be permanently fenced off, its all rusty pointless and now its having to be taken down because its dangerous and it cost millions. In one of the most impoverished areas of Britain.
The only art I like is proper paintings of things, including houses, dogs, boats, cars, guns, and spitfires and lancaster bombers. Now thats art. Not elephant dung, dirty beds or pickled cows cut in half.
Just because you don’t appreciate art doesn’t make it garbage! You were probably an ugly kid that wet the bed until 14 but your parents still loved you. Well your mom probably loved you! Regardless, you seem to be missing the humor and irony in the post. Try laughing a little. here is a little primer on ‘not having a sense of humor’ at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com/2009/08/12/not-having-a-sense-of-humor Maybe you’ll get it or maybe you’ll come out feeling stunned. If you are worried that you will laugh, start by thinking of puppies drowning, that should help!
As in the above comment, you should read my post on ‘not having a sense of humor’, it might help. Stereotypes are great especially when applied to someone with 3 m’s in their first name. All people with 3 m;s in their name are ignorant…it is a fact! http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com/2009/08/12/not-having-a-sense-of-humor/
I just bought this book. It was 60% off and I had five bucks to blow… and Mr. Lander Obviously has never been to the south. Where real white people are. Real gawd fearing, republican, gay hating, racist, Obama bashing, ultra patriotic, small minded, anti canada and completely against socialized medicine or anything “progressive”. Like art or anything non-mainstream. Never mention a religion other than christian and never talk bad about fox news. They do like coffee, divorce and white flight though.
there was an artist whose name I can’t remember at the moment who thought he could sell anything he wanted so he signed a urinal and sold it to a museum. Also, Hirst sold a giant shark for a million. But some of Banksy’s stuff if actually pretty incredible. Theres some wall in Jordan that he painted and it looks like theres a crack in the wall with an oasis on the other side. not all his stuff is lame. some of its pretty convincing and certainly entertaining.
real white people have gone to school and know that “gawd” in the tense you used it is spelled “God”. And to be christian, racist, and for divorce is awfully inconsistent. which is probably why we lost the war with the north. Stop giving southerners a bad name.
mmm, as I understand it, Christianity and Racism are old friends.
I think the urinal guy was Marcel Duchamp, of ‘Ceci n’est pas un pipe’ fame.
How about we just let people like what the like and forget about the pretense? That being said, fisheggs rock! I say that only because I work hard making fisheggs.
The urinal (called “Fountain”) was Duchamp. The “Ceci n’est pas un pipe,” which was a painting, was Magritte.
C’mon, white people! We need to keep this stuff straight!
Progressive is a term that basically means progressing towards socialism. That may or may not bother you, seeing as how you may or may not be Canadian. If you haven’t guessed, I am “from the south,” and while I’m not at all offended at your uneducated view of 3/8ths of the USA, I am thoroughly convinced that you are one of “those people” that actually attend Michael Moore’s “movies,” and has allowed him to influence you. I’ll say that while the SE might look a certain way, EVERY major city in North America has God fearers, republicans, gay-haters, and racists. I’ve spent a lot of time in NYC, Toronto, Portland, and Chicago, (some of the most “progressive” cities out there, where they also love coffee and divorce I might add) and I’ve seen examples of each. Obama is an easy one: he’s awful. He hasn’t delivered on any of his campaign promises, (his policies being the reason that you elected him I’M SURE) and he might be the easiest president ever to replace. I love discussing policy if you’re bored- public healthcare, social security, medicare, welfare, or any other aspect of Fascism.
I live within two hours of Biloxi, Ms. In a town of 300. It’s called SoSo, so you go figure that one. I didn’t say anything about policy. I don’t care about policy or Obama one way or the other. I was merely describing my own observations of the people I live around. And when I say progressive I mean anyone who does something different. You see, to me, people here (and everywhere) hide behind religion and tradition to make up for their lack of intelligence, or if they are smart people, their fear of change and fear of people who are different. Like conservatives saying it’s ok to ban gay marriage but the government is socialist and getting in our personal lives when it wants to make companies be more responsible with the environment. So chew on that fascist shit, bitch.
I’d probably like fisheggs.
For One, watch your language. Is it really necessary to get your point across? Talk about hiding behind things. Secondly, making companies “more responsible” IS fascist. It’s against free market capitalism and it’s the reason our economy is in the tank. The “environment” is a scare tactic liberals use to make people do what they want. Just like global “warming” (little chilly lately, no?). I’m all for reusable bags and alternative fuels, but you won’t catch me going veg. ever. Also, I don’t know what “conservatives” you hang out with but gay rights isn’t even on the conservative agenda. People that don’t care about policy often don’t realize that. Now Republicans, they hate gay rights. But then again its the ONLY difference between Republicans and Democrats anyway. Conservatives are for LESS government intervention. So, providing we can still have an adult conversation without you resorting to language that will get us kicked off blogs altogether, I await your rebuttal.
Bitch please! Ok, so you got your definitions down pat. I don’t. You see what ever definition you go by. One group of people want to control one thing and so does the other. I’m for free speech and the ability to say what I want. And for people to marry who ever. I want companies to do what is in their best interest, too. We live in a free country. All I was doing is pointing out the hypocrisy of people. One group wants to control one thing and so does the other. (Insert word here depending on your definition) wants to control companies and how they do business, gun control, etc. (Insert word here) wants to censor t.v., magazines, newspaper, internet -no porn for yours truly if they had their way- stop gay marriage, regulate what people wear (in school mostly) and when its appropriate to buy alcohol -like not before 5p.m. on Sunday or how close a liquor store can be built to church. Like a city just did. I’ve accepted I’m a hypocrite and you should accept you are a hypocrite too, bitch.
I actually don’t want to control anything. Do you really think that speech is free anymore? It isn’t- neither are businesses or guns or magazines. I’m against censorship, of any kind, or any kind of liquor regulation. I’m also pro- legalization of drugs!! Amazing for a conservative, huh? I’m pro gay-rights legislation, and anti gun-control. Everyone should own a gun! I’m for a conservative government not forced conservatism of America. And just so we’re clear– you have the RIGHT to call me names whenever you feel the need, however since I haven’t maligned you in any way, it just detracts from your point. Also, you’re wrong, I’m not a hypocrite 😀
Speech is free. I mean we just run our mouths on here. Besides, if it isn’t it’s becuase some religous zealot or leader of some group complained. Of course guns and magazines aren’t free; people gotta make money! And I don’t know you- I just like the levity that that curse words bring to these arbitrary debates people get into. Everyone takes ideology so seriously. Eiher way I suppose you aren’t a hypocrite. Take it easy. Keep up the good fight.
Everyone one knows he should’ve named this blog stuff hipsters like. Because pretty much everything listed describes yuppie hipsters and their behavior and criticisms of the rest of us. Hipsters come in all shapes and colors.
Why is it that no matter what the original topic, people go into “racism mode?” Really? Are you THAT offended that someone suggests that white people like Banksy, or camping? Maybe it’s time to form an opinion about something that actually matters, and actually do something about it.
The next topic should be, “White people like wasting their time posting comments on Blogs.”
Yes, I’m white, I can appreciate the irony.
I like Banksy, and I’m white, so you win.
Wow, it’s amazing to watch two living stereotypes of political orientation act out their respective scripts on the internet. You wind them up and let ’em go at it like Rock’em Sock’em Robots or something. Liberal vs Conservative (with a little Tea Party/Libertarian twist for flavoring), Pepsi Vs. Coke, P.C. Vs. Mac. The internet waits with bated breath to see who will emerge triumphant.
So are you Pepsi or Coke?
I’m thirsty….
These articles are really written eloquently with so much humour. I come from Bristol, the home fo Banksy, and everything you say is spot on. I particularly liked the commentary on choosing what artist to like. Good work
I literally never get sick of this web site!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
It’s unfortunate that you are so polarized about art. I really think you would appreciate it more if you were to see the full picture- you just see the microcosm in front of you and make rash judgements based on your limited experience and knowledge of art, which is very normal for most people. I think that in art, like music, literature and so many other things, critics and bookstores/galleries try to tell people what to like- what the highest form of the medium is, and I don’t like being fed that kind of crap. I like to think for myself and decide why I do or do not like something. I think many contemporary (modern art is something that happened a while back- around 60 years ago, i think) artists are all about shock value or gimmicks, and unfortunately, that reflects poorly upon all contemporary artists, even the ones who are truly making great, inspired art. I personally think Damien Hirst’s work is pretentious garbage, but I am not going to jump to the conclusion that all contemporary art is devoid of value or not as important as the “proper” paintings about which you wrote. The point is- I take art and artists as individuals and attempt to understand them as such. I don’t recommend that you spend time with art that is not visually interesting to you, but I do recommend you give contemporary art a chance. Also, these millionaires that you speak of are the minority…Galleries today take upwards of 50% commission on artists’ work. You should read “Teaching Cops to See” from Smithsonian magazine…it might help you recognize that just because you do not find art worthwhile or valuable, there are valid reasons to have it around- this article highlights just a few, but it’s a good start.
– I LOVED this post. It is so spot-on! It reminded me of my friend’s parents who have all of these weird Thomas Kinkade licensed products: wallpaper, lighthouse sculptures, prints, etc. covering every inch of their home AND my husband’s aunt who is a BIG Thomas K. fan and has several of those fabulous mall store paintings in her home. At Christmas one year she pulled me aside and started taking me on an extended tour of the house to see all of her Thomas Kinkade paintings. (The amount was seriously depressing, and I kept thinking about how the money spent on that garbage could have put a real artist through school, fed some starving children, etc.) She pulled a few off the wall to show me his signature, and I was so confused as to why she thought I would just be in awe…I thought it was because I am an artist who minored in art history. “You know, she must be trying to show me that she is interested in art or what she thinks is art” I thought….so I smiled and acted very interested and excited- AND i am glad I did! As it turned out, my husband secretly told her that I was a huge Thomas Kinkade fan and would just be ever so grateful to see her collection. BARF.
My favorite artist is Chrisitan Reise Lassen…so what does that make me? 😮
I knew you’d want to know that Banksy’s coming to Australia in the next few weeks- which is a destination many white people aspire too!
He’s coming for Sydney’s Gay Mardi Gras so the mind boggles at the potential subjects he might choose to use in some of his amazing Nude Photos!
Haha… you made an old woman feel very happy, knowledgeable and blessed with a refined taste. She, of course, has more of a natural instinct rather than your comparitively academic knowledge. She may or may not have mentioned after you left that her knowledge was more instinctual, that she feels the art within her rather than needing all that fancy shmancy ‘actual’ knowledge.
Which reminds me “When a person says they don’t have academic smarts, they have street smarts, they’re actually saying ‘I don’t have real smarts, I have pretend smarts'” 😀
I like my fair share of Banksy. Though my favorite artist is HR Giger. White people tend to like Banksy to say they like Banksy. This hit the nail on the head.
I felt happy reading until the last paragraph…
So only academic smarts are real smarts then?
in that case your instinctual old woman would have pretend smarts?
I came here because India Knight suggested it. This is okay though because I have already bought your book. I have lived in Boulder CO. I have teenagers at that surly don’t expect me to read anything age that found the book hysterically spot on and now want me to buy more pop-sceintific non-fiction type stuff for them to read. Which makes me very happy. Carry on.
Seriously though, how can anyone NOT like Banksy?
Yeah, that’s what i’m wondering… What’s wrong with liking Banksy?
It makes you a bad speller.
Ha!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
It isn’t that I’m not white, I’m just not a hipster so I don’t appreciate Banksy. That’s not to say I don’t love art! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and know how important art auctions are to the rich. I guess that’s the difference, a brick wall or a canvas depending on your net worth!
Ha! Great blog. I’ll be back. Love Banksy and yes he is just right.
He doesn’t want your money and he doesn’t care what you think. That makes him punk. Albeit with the balls to go to the West Bank and make his mark on the wall it makes him (or her I guess) a visionary punk willing to back it up by putting his life on the line.
Hi, I’m Buckwheat.
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LOL this site is funny because most of the stuff is right on.
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I think this website should do an article on DubLi – it would be really funny!
MC Escher? Shouldn’t he be under oold school hip hop?
I’m white, i love graffiti in all it’s forms (i’ve been writing for ten years) and i hate Banksy. Does this make me an exception which proves the rule or does it just make me extra-white in that i hate him for his universal popularity among people who know nothing about graffiti? Ah who cares anyway.
Huzah!!!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
What the hell is the point in this site? I’m white and dont like any of this stuff. Most of it i havent even heard of. Maybe i have to be a rich white kid.
I hope its mine!
All this stupid shiit is ignorant and prejudice. This is JUST as bad as saying all black people like chicken and watermelon.
The first person I heard of Banksy from and who said it was her favourite artist (when we were both in about fourth year) was black !
I bought the book and it’s great.
but it’s true im not sure about watermelon. but go to any nandos and is totally pitch black from back people! once i felt really strange i was the only white person there…
All Black people do like chicken and watermelon. I have yet to meet one that does not. My wife is black and she loves watermelon and chicken. My Best Friend is black and he loves it to.
They all do like watermelon and chicken dumbass…..I am black bitch!
youre a poor bitch
My, my. Tis is funny!!!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
As opposed to the finely attenuated tastes and penetrating insights of those who worship walking fructose dispensers like Kinkade? I’d photoshop White Power T-shirts onto Keane paintings and link to them here, but Banksy’s probably already painted it.
Besides which, crafts fair landscape artists like Kinkade aren’t somehow isolated from traditions of European art. As laughable as they are, garage sale Renoirs like Kinkade are as tethered to critical standards as everyone else. It’s just that his standards are from 1837 and he hasn’t actually applied them successfully. His work wouldn’t have been noticed back then because critics knew the difference between individual technique and a velvet painting factory.
Banal right-wing cliches *and* illiterate misuse of the word socialism — let’s have more of that! Ideological intolerance = patriotism!
Apparently, those who *avoided* growing up beside a power plant signal this fact to one another by never using contractions or beginning their sentences with capital letters. Either that, or most of this exchange was written by the same troll using alternate names.
*Workin’* and *ya* are colloquialisms and are recognized as such. They were also used to denote a change in tone to that of mocking casual conversation. It’s called a style shift, “Jerome”. It isn’t a mistake.
*Undereducated* is one word according to some dictionaries and hyphenated according to others. Anyone who uses more than one dictionary and understands etymology knows that variants of the same word exist in usage unless or until they are standardized.
Thus, the usage you wrongly label as incorrect is itself incorrect, which makes your use of the word *idiot* especially funny.
On the other hand, the poster you’re attacking was pointing out a legitimate (and hilarious malapropism): *ivy tower* for *ivory tower*.
Hollis could have listed eight obvious mistakes in that post as well, “Jerome” (a/k/a “hippies smell”, “bottled water is a scam,” “Obama threatens my manhood” etc.). Hollis chose the instance that had to do with meaning, not spelling, to show how misinformed that poster really was (using a malapropism to convey the idea that people in universities are isolated and stupid, which suggests that “bottled” needs to return to high school before criticizing people who go to college).
Everybody makes mistakes, but not all of them are telling.
No need for me to call you names, Jerome. You’ve already done so yourself. The insults you’ve used don’t apply to others but, by your own standards, are painfully applicable to you.
Your criticism of the poster’s “grammar” (actually typos) is unspecific and therefore meaningless. Your blurred focus on grammar in a medium that exists at the intersection between speech and casual correspondence is sadly misplaced.
Any decent article on netiquette will explain that it’s irrelevant to flame people over typos or obvious mistakes in provisional correspondence. Any book on classical rhetoric will explain that charges need to be explained adequately in order to stick.
Telling someone to write in their “native language” is particularly amusing coming from you, who writes short declarative sentences that can’t even manage to be fluid, suggesting that English is a language you yourself have yet to master. Glass houses, my friend.
I’ve got “fallen angel” and “flower thrower” for tattoos. I’m awesome. And when the trend is over. I’ll still love them.
Some of your best friends are black, right?
You can not take offense to these topics, this site, or this book. It’s not ignorant or prejudice. Maybe not all of these topics fit into everyone’s life, but if you can’t laugh at yourself then you’re taking life far too seriously. And if other races are laughing at the stuff white people like, both the topics and in reality, then so what. It’s what makes diversity great – that not one person is the same as another.
Calm yourselves, people.
Diversity great…..but you are tarring all white people with the same brush. What the hell, if this was in reverse there would be up roar……. but i guess everyone has the right to be a dick.
I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.
Thomas Briollet
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
This is too funny! I love the Kinkade reference.. I am white but I mentioned I liked him to one of my white friends and she about threw me out of her house.. hahahaha!!!
I wish I’d bought a print of him when we shared an office in West London in 2001. I’d be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
The Vancouver Art Gallery is the place to be right now!
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
You idiot, the guy who writes this web page is a white guy. Dumbass, this is humorous, not serious. Lighten the fuck up.
Note: Banksy + Paris Hilton Album Hijinx (2006) = Reason for his “relevance.”
And yes, Niamh, if this were titled “stufflikes” it would not be as easy to swallow.
The reasons why this site is entertaining are far too numerous and complex.
However, comedy is imitation of the ridiculous. And I’d rather laugh than cry.
Note: Banksy + Paris Hilton Album Hijinx (2006) = Reason for his “relevance.”
And yes, Niamh, if this were titled “stuff-any other group of people-likes” it would not be as easy to swallow.
The reasons why this site is entertaining are far too numerous and complex.
However, comedy is imitation of the ridiculous. And I’d rather laugh than cry.
Yeah, white people like Banksy. I’m white. I like Banksy — although, let me be clear, like most white poeple who like Banksy, I swear I liked him before he was real big — at least before he was published. I even have a Banksy tattoo. Actually, I have two — the last one inked in 2007.
However, I hate wayfarer sunglasses, think Ed Hardy shirts are cool and I’m married to a black chick, which is something white dudes like in theory, but rarely actually do.
That could be a ‘stuff white people like’ entry: interracial marriages (in theory).
For the record, Banksy isn’t quite at the leading tip of stuff white people like anymore. When name dropping artists around white people, it’s much safer to go with “Chagall, Magritte and healthy dose of the 20th century latin americans like Orozco, Siqueros, Kahlo, Rivera and Lam.”
I think I’m going to get an Orozco tattoo next…
I got the flower chucker tattoo too! Betcha mine’s bigger!
I like Bansky! He might be my favorite artist! Yeeees I am so white!
Fact: Hitler also killed biracial people, alcoholics, homosexuals, Gypsies, and various others in addition to Jews, you ignorant twat. The Nazis probably would’ve killed you too had you lived in Europe during WWII, you racist, bigoted, pretentious douchebag. Hope you enjoy it when all the dead nazi victims you made a mockery of torment you in hell.
Wow, you seem to have an undying infatuation for aryan men! Maybe you should go suck one off right now…if you haven’t already!
Shweta- you forgot to add “cook crystal meth in your homemade laboratory.” Gotta love inbred trailer trash losers like Yep, who probably has fetal alcohol syndrome too and masturbates to pictures of klansmen and blond haired, blue eyed aryan-men every day!
If hitler was such a damn good artist, why was he rejected by all of the art schools he applied to? Something tells me it’s not because jews ran the schools, probably has more to do with the fact that his paintings were not even mediocre at best. Anyway, I bet your MOM is a jew! And when you die, jews will piss all over your grave and dance on it, you big fat tasteless FAIL!!!
Whata hoot-and-a-holler.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Hi my name is Thomas Briollet. I LOVE doing anal….but I know me and I dont want to fuck around.I want an intelligent, horny, educated, polite, submissive, hot steamy, sexy, bimbo guy model with a tan and the ignorant innocence to become my sex slave. I REFUSE to settle for anything less than PERFECTION as I myself am So Perfect!
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You said:”Maybe i have to be a rich white kid.”
Bob I think that’s the point of this website. But hey, I’m black, not rich or trying to impress whites and still like almost all this stuff on the list (not all, but most). Don’t sweat it :).
Any writers want to review my new blog? I post about once per week.
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
You don’t have real balls until you have an interracial baby. Then you may consider you self not a whiny, hipster-wigger bitch.
Wow. Normally I think your stuff is hilarious. This isn’t. I was reading this article the other day talking about the issues artists face in the contemporary art world, and you being involved in the literary arts, might appreciate this because I feel it suits you perfectly. It went something like this – it’s extremely difficult for an artist (writer) today to take any sort of stand, except a stand against taking a stand, or a stand that mocks all stands, or a stand that blankets all stands.
The latter two I think fit you perfectly. It’s great to sit back and poke fun at trends and certain social hobbies people get involved in, but it was reassuring for me to find someone who has observed behaviour like yours, and categorized your weaknesses. There’s hope.
And why make fun of the arts? Why perpetuate simple thoughts and shallow perspectives?
Making fun of the arts is perpetuating simple thoughts and shallow perspectives? So everything but art is “simple and shallow”? Why don’t you stop doodling for a minute and try learning a little bit of science or engineering for a change? You would probably come to realize that engineering, with all it’s intricacies, is more of an artform than art itself.
And as for “taking a stand”? What are YOU taking a stand for? You seem to be taking a stand against people that take a stand against people taking a stand. Hypocrite.
Ive never been into much galleries, i never had enough money to buy art books (the big ones) and i never read those bi-anual magazines. All i have is internet, and i knew his work at internet just like this blog. Interesting insnt it?
god dammit in knew they would brink banksy into this.
its all good i got some cool stuff at http://www.myurbantree.com check it out
Who were your favorite relatives?
I love Banksy. My mother loves Monet and because of her interest in art she asked me one day: “Who is your favorite artist?” Banksy was and she herself was confused
This doesn’t click with me personally, but I do know a TON of white people who dig this art.
Make sure to also check out http://SomethingYouShouldRead.com
banksy sux. old and yawn
i bet its a gang. if they were american swat would drop on the f**kers heads and hopefully waterboard their ass.
this is bullshit man! what happen to the good books like how to be a pimp in 7 days …that’s a fucking classic..check this http://www.myurbantree.com
You know what white people like… laughing!!
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The Best Chat Roulette Fails
Banksy Is Mr.Brainwash!
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Checked out myurbantree.com not much there but a few t-shirts. Not so interesting.
Rats. You found me out. I’m one of those art history major people. You’re right. I”m not rich and famous BUT I love it! It’s addictive. But I love producing art too. My art has often been compared to Thomas Kinkade when I’ve had shows as I’ve done a lot of home portraits but the comparison stops there. I always hated it when people would come to the show and mention that it reminded them of him and then launch into a litany of how they love Kinkade and want to show me their latest print (just what you want to hear when you are trying to make a buck yourself…grrrrrr). I even got a calendar of him one year from someone and I, well, you know, just had to pitch it even though it was a gift from someone close. Blaaaaaa. You can see my art at laughinghorseart.blogspot.com
if you are compared to thomas kinkade you are an absolute hack. period.
two words: Bob Ross
This is hilarious. I am going to use the Thomas Kinkade comment on my bf just to piss him off.
http://boerboel1.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/self-flagellating-cnn-moonbat-celebrates-white-suicide/#comment-833
I like Banksy BECAUSE his work is vandalism – uninvited, unauthorized defacement of property. There is a very real need for us to stake a claim on our ‘public’ spaces, even if we cannot literally take them back. (‘Us’ would include ALL people, not just white honkey cracka breads.) Graphically, his work is okay but I never would have sought him out if he pained exclusively on canvas.
I resent this, but I’m sure you don’t care.
Hey Byron, you idiot…he doesn’t just deface PUBLIC property. HE defaces all property, include that which is owned by other private individuals. Regardless..it says a lot about your life (and nothing good) that you think you are so cool rebel because you say “Fuck the government! Take back our streets” You wil lnever contribute to society. Accept that. As for Banksy…how do “white people like him” when 99% of white people (all people) have no idea who he is?
Real artists don’t force that shitty drawings on people. Real artists don’t force people to pay to get rid of their shitty ass drawings. Forcding people to pay to make you go away is what hte mob does. Are they artists?
To all of your people springing a leak over this one… see #101: being offended.
Psshhhhhhttt… white people…. (*eye roll*)
I think you’re entering a “Real American” type debate when you classify other artists as “Real Artists.” You have absolutely NO SAY in what real art is. There may be art that you don’t agree with, but it’s still art man.
Hey Lakawak:
If Banksy draws some shit on your building, your building gets more valuable. If I owned some property in an area containing significant numbers of hipsters, I’d go to significant lengths to get Banksy to paint on my building. I might even go so far as forgery…
That is really clever! Now I just have to buy some stencils or find some lasercut machines haha
Hey Lakawak
“99% of white people (all people)”
white people = all people? really? wow.
way to exclude 74% of the worlds population you hegemonic bigot
check your facts before you start spouting racist crap
Hey Olivia, lighten up, dont be jealous
Stop drinking your hatorade
hahaha I love this my friend got some piece done of her arm of this girl holding a teddy bear and its crying. I asked um wtf is that from and she looked at me like ive lived under a rock. Um its Banksy hes a artist bla bla .The rest of her words trickled off as i was still trying to figure out exactly why the damn bear was crying and why it could of great significance to her. It all makes sense now HAHA I loved this blog! Thank You!!
This column is about insecure tools who feel a need to prove their taste as a status symbol. That’s not an attribute that has anything to do with skin color or even necessarily with your background or social class – it has to do with the way you react to it. But, of course, thinking that through doesn’t get as many hits. I’m sure there are already thousands of posts on here that say this, but seriously, fuck your attitude. It’s the 21st century, grow up and make a better change in the world.
The funniest thing is how angry people are… over bansky, over art, over “stuff white people like”. It’s all a joke. It doesn’t matter. And for those of you that don’t get the punchline, you’re f’ed.
I’m a graf artist
I hate banksy for the very reasons you described
http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/
This is a blog relative to this one, and its pretty darn funny.
Any art under discussion here is merely symptomatic of being on a ventilator, roughly since DADA, give or take a few years. Or decades. Eventually, someone will come along and knock out the plug….
A joke…fucking learning how take one. It’s hilarious when people take themselves so seriously.
Seriously, any real graf head will tell you these reasons for why banksy isnt good.
that nerd got knocked out in a bar in the UK by a real graffiti artist when banksy told him he never heard of him
good job blogger. keep it strong.
I forward this post to friends often cuz it’s just so perfect.
I like Banksy’s work well enough, and would never claim to know much about either art or graffiti. I never quite got the joke at the end about Thomas Kinkade, though, until just now (googled him). Brilliant.
For that matter, I’ve learned a lot from this blog. For example, I’m clueless about fashion, and had somehow never even noticed Ed Hardy clothing before. Mr. clander helped me realize that I’m supposed to hate it, which has come in handy.
Dan’s right, people who get knocked out and are nerdy aren’t cool at all.
Things Republicans Hate:
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Things Republicans Hate: No. 30 The Red Dot of Terror
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You see yourself as a bit of an anti hipster right? In list form it is much more funny. They are also more funny when they are not obviously done recently, ie. Banksy, Where The Wild Things Are, the World Cup. Are you just picking things after you see how many hits they get(not a difficult job, let me try)
Iron Man, Miley Cyrus, coked- up celebrities, MGMT?etc…
This list is pretty much what is trending right now, sounds like this blog. I mean, you have something, but it sounds done my friend. You need to look into your comedic soul and not go for the easy kill. Otherwise, stuff white people like will have to be stuff White people used to like. Al Roker, environmental bumper stickers, fish tacos, the band ween, etc…..I mean I’ve been doing this for five minutes and I think I am an authority on what white people like. Good luck.
there are some very practical benefits to white people
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-grandmother-comes-forward-as-banksy,17604/
THINGS REPUBLICANS HATE: No. 39 Grey Poupon
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=373
A lot of people who comment about this list are overly critical, or take the posts too seriously — like the guy’s supposed to be writing a term paper……..If you’ve ever shopped at Trader Joes or hung out with white people who like to camp, or hate Thomas Kincaide — you’ll see how on target this list is….. This list is funnier than sh*&_.
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I agree with this one, though I personally don’t fit the bill.
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FAIL!
Things Republicans Hate: The List
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The awesome. Fits so much with the post about white people loving modern art because it goes with their furniture.
hahahah… HEY whats wrong with Thomas Kinkade?!
Très artistique, très créatif une image
Needless to say, it’s complicated. But Banksy is just right. He’s just edgy enough to be outside of the mainstream, but popular enough to be available in coffee table book form at Urban Outfitters. Though if you spot this book on the coffee table of a white person it is strongly recommended that you imply they got the book at a Modern Art Museum gift shop and not at an Urban Outfitters. This will make the evening far more enjoyable for everyone concerned.
This makes me feel SO self-conscious about liking Banksy! Hilarious…
Thomas Kinkade LOL
I HATE Banksy. Always have, always will. He’s another artist who thinks his intellect matches his drawing skills.
Stay out of politics, Banksy.
Thomas Kincaid!!! Thank you SO MUCH for introducing me to this artist!! I love it!
I have never even heard of this guy. Maybe you should change this post to “Stuff Gay White People Like.”
hey Kurt… Maybe you should look it up. I’d like to see you say that to someones face tuff guy… or better yet mine. I haven’t been out in years but art is art. Sure thing buddy, come on over and tell me I’m gay so I can bend you over and Fu@K you like the bitch you are. I’m sure Bansky himself would slap the taste out of your mouth. He’s been a artist in the UK for decades, traveled the world and done peices practically everywhere. Why don’t you crawl out of your pathetic hole in the ground and get some culture, ya tard! South Florida, “Google me” and I’ll be waitn’ for ya tuff guy!
Banskys dope but I prefer Shepard Fairey…
but writin’s writn’
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I’ve never heard of banksy, and still this is funny.
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Kinkade’s hella dope but I prefer Fairy.
Bob Ross is dope too! thx jeremy for reminding me!
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I freaking hate Bansky. In fact, I think he’s a bit of a douche.
Thanks, as an British ex-pat I thoroughly enjoyed your post.
I positively smiled and nodded in agreement all the way through… So true, so true… including a chuckle here and there!
The Brits have a wonderfuly co-dependent class system that has an entire silent language all of it’s own. You portrayed it beautifully.
Perhaps some of the posters could do with a little co-dependent class instruction… it would be so much more amusing and interesting than the predictable replies in he last five post prior.
Thanks again, I thoroughly enjoyed your post.
Sandy
Sandy, you’re why Americans hate the brits.
I would give me overwhelming pleasure to have the oppourtunity to repeatidly smash your face into a wall.
This is the most comments I’ve ever seen.
Haha I am an Art Major and this just made my day. I find the dry humor in your words and, whether they are serious or not, the pure ignorance used to describe people like myself is intelligible in their calling for a response. I appreciate people like you for their lack of knowledge on the subject because if you did not exist, art making would be pointless and ever dead, frankly. As a white person who dislikes most of what is posted on your site, I greatly appreciate laughing at all the cliches used. I know too many white people who do match the given criteria and it’s awesome you have stressed these points to the extreme! For those of you who get offended, maturity will someday come your way. This site is humorous; kudos my friend.
Get a life.
Get over yourself and pay attention to more than your favorite college football team, ya douche.
Fuck. Wrong place. I can’t insult properly, so fuck it.
This site just makes me think “The white man looked at the world and cried, for there was no one else to make fun of”
It would give me the same amount of pleasure if you learned how to spell correctly, you dumbass. That’s a 3rd grade-level word.
Dismissed.
white people getting pissed because they’re not as underground as they thought….glorious.
Christian – have you already written something about obscure bands and 70’s rock?
also, triathlons. we love them.
Just seen that Banksy has now done a Simpsons opening sequence, combining numbers 129 and 109 beautifully.
Loved you at the Sydney Opera House, Christian.
I’M WHITE! But the only thing I like is killing
I am white and unlike you, I am not an ignorant bastard. One, you should have stayed in school to learn proper grammar so your writing my be acceptable. Two, you clearly like the gang graffiti that is plastered on the walls of buildings and on gorgeous pieces of art, such as the Colosseum in Italy. And you seem like the pretentious one in this case. Also, if you knew any white people other than trailer trash, you would know that art does not have to be classified or judged, as you are trying to do. It is acceptable to have interests in multiple artists without needing to judge people based on their interests. Art is a form of expression, and true art enthusiasts understand that. I am truly disgusted at your views, for they are untrue. Now granted, there are exceptions, as you said, but you seem to think that it’s the majority who act like your comments. But you are highly mistaken my friend.
Mistri – Going on defensive rants about how much you are NOT like the white people described in this post really just makes YOU look like an ignorant bastard who a) can’t take a joke and b) is really, really insecure about being white and having such complex and undefinable taste in art (talk about pretentious!). Hey, maybe you should look into therapy. White people are totally into that. (Yes, all of them.)
To which variety of white people are we referring, now? Hipsters? Suburbanites? Academics?
I know many-a white person who likes Thomas Kinkade. If anything, Kinkade owes his mass-success to whites — most of whom are Evangelical Christians. To assume that a professed love for Thomas Kinkade’s “works” would effectively end an art-related conversation with a white person is to assume Kinkade paintings aren’t things that white people like.
everybody love them
kenkade paintings are not things that white people like. you sir are a not hip in the least. the last cool painting sold at a mall was pre WWII.
Paintings must be bought at art gallerys at least 1,000 miles from where you live, and must be from someone who is either dead, a genius, or filled with angst and heroine. They should also cost more than one makes in a month.
If you read consistently, you’ll find that the authors do make a delineation between white people and what they call “the wrong sort of white people”. When you find yourself falling somewhere outside the lines of the categories they’ve set up here, it usually means you’re what they call “the wrong sort” also known as a conservative. I myself am somewhere to the right of Rush Limbaugh politically. Even still, l manage to fit most of these. As a conservative, I think its people who think like this who have been the reason for the fall of the United States… I still find it hilarious though. Hey, its the end of the world and I feel fine. Add REM to the list.
I had no clue who Thomas Kinkade was so I went to his site and have not stopped laughing. His stuff is hysterical!
Just like SWPL
whitey – you’re a crack up!
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According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
http://www.themonthly.com.au/whiter-shade-pale-christian-lander-and-john-safran-2829
Here’s the real Banksy>
lol Thomas Kinkade- true but harsh!
Banksy is right, but it’s too complicated!
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
God ain’t gonna like you sayin that there…a….fuck whitey…LMAO
All this stuff is a joke you racist dork!… calm down and have some toast or something.
Wow its easy to be brave on the internet when you know you won’t have some guy usin your head for a football huh…Lol
dude, calm down. not ALLLLLL white people are racist, and those are all stereotypes. I’ve met a dumb asian, a scrawny black man, and same for white people. ive also met a smart black man, a buff asian, and same for white people. White people aren’t ordinary, black people aren’t ordinary, asians aren’t ordinary, hispanic people aren’t ordinary. It is the person that makes themself ordinary, strong, or smart. So not only are you stereotyping people, you aren’t being nice. true, people are mean. but its not like white people are the only racist ones. i was harassed by a black woman. she bullied me, just because i was white. she even told me so. and if you wanna say there is no god, go ahead, but don’t bring down the people who belive. god can be whatever color you want in your mind, but keep it to yourself.
OOOOHHHHH I see! You are so perfect… not a hateful bone in your body… is that it? It’s not about being racist! It’s about owning up to fact that your WHITE! Now walk and be what you are You Stupid B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye the way this is a WHITE PERSON calling you out! Relax…
“Bye the way” do you think i care? IM WHITE! owned up to it. stereotyping is wrong. I like banksy. I hate hummus. I love camping. mmk? I am not “average” you are not “average” because what is “average”? I know i’m not perfect, and i know i never will be. I do hate, and hate just as much as any other person. I just choose to not express hate. With acting, and especially over the computer, hate is easy to hide.
It’s just been my personal observation that it seems racism tends to be more prevalent in the less educated and the people that are the most vocal about it are the ones who seem to be most prejudice. It’s sad that people waste so much energy on something so low and hateful when they have so much potential to do something Great! Making blanket statements about any race seems so unflattering and is also the basis on which genocide begins.
There is good and bad in all, it’s not color, it’s attitude.
It’s a sad fact, but everyone is judged harshly IMHO…On your looks, your clothes, your attitude, your friends, your job and even your religion whether or not you claim one…every aspect of your life. You have to have respect for yourself before you can ever hope to offer it to others.
Last but far from least, I like your book and my hat’s off to you Sir! Well Done!
This is the most racist comment I have ever read.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
I never tire of coming here.
So much so that I recommended the blog to a friend of mine. Who while not super white, is definitely in the minor leagues of competitive whiteness.
The first post I put her on to was this one.
“I like Banksy, and free trade coffee” she sniffed as she tucked into food that comes from her cupboard that in turn is FILLED exclusively with food made and shipped from her home country.
We live in the middle east, and while she likes being ‘down with the locals’ she shops almost exclusively at Waitrose etc.
Fearful of supermarkets that won’t have foodstuffs ‘like at home’….
*now disappearing into a cloud of smug*
OK, so this site and concept is funny, but not for an extended period. I mean after a while we do get it. Just a white dude looking around and writing down what his white friends do and like. And so what? After a while it looses its novelty effect. Also it seems to dismiss the notion that white culture is just that, a culture as well. And yes, let’s make a bit of fun off it, it’s fair game. And any other group centric rituals should also be fair game for gentle pocking. Political correctness has gotten out of hand a little bit. We white folks ( of which very few “pure exemplars are left anyways and the numbers shrink constantly) have overspend our credit of mocking, that’s for sure, but if we could just find a way to have fun teasing each other a bit like we do amongst good friends or siblings, then let it happen. Those of you who are too insecure about yourselves, well, too bad. Anyways, I am not a pure white american but have a hodge-pod of roots worthy of some laughs. In the meantime I will enjoy Banksy, geffilte-fish and a mighty helping of soul food whenever I get a chance…and if you happen to see me praying to Buddha for a good fortune in my cookie…smile!
I’ve enjoyed this website. I’m white and many of us enjoy anything clever that emphasizes “lifestyle” stuff. Can that be added to the list? I’m sure that’s why this site is so popular.
I’m sad to report, though, that I’m getting bored with cleverness, design, and lifestyle ( perhaps I have this website to thank?)
My question… what’s next for white people… and everybody else?
You’re not white though, since you spell “lose” “loose”. White people write correctly, always.
kudos to your website! it’s nice to see a white person revealing stuff about white folks that black folks (and possibly other “non-white-folks) have been talking about in private for years! as well, it’s nice to see how uncomfortable many white folks are with being white – unwittingly confirming much of your commentary on their whiteness 🙂 yes, when the spotlight is put on their decidedly “white” proclivities, they go scampering into the homogeneity of “oneness”, “we-ness” , and “we-are-all-the-same-ness” (as evidenced by the HILARIOUS and sometimes uncomfortable to read comment sections following the posts)! thanks for taking a satirical look at yourself and “white” culture, and how you interact, culturally, with the world around you! i hope you continue to find success for your decidedly cutting edge work! ciao meow
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White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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I think you missed something here…. Thomas Kinkade is a GREAT ironic reference… you can say you like it to any hipster in an awkward art conversation and both laugh your way back to friendship
My hamsters are nice and cute, furry and warm, I would not place that rat in my ass. The conch is right, white people hide their hamster love, and ball licking skills.
Haha! yeah, racism is funny.
Only WASPs ask each other “Who is your favorite artist?” The rest of us try not to use art to slice our friendships apart.
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There are a multitude of reasons why I adore Natalie. Below I list but several:
1. As she stated in her 2011 Oscars award speech, she is a child sensation. I am also a child sensation, having been deemed a “jazz prodigy” at the tender age of 11. At the same age Natalie gained a role in the (in my opinion, rather mediocre) movie entitled Leon.
2. She is a Jewish American like I am.
3. Though perhaps not as beautiful as me, she is rather attractive
4. She attended a prestigious educational institution which means she is of the same fine breeding as myself, that is to say, we are both intellectuals who are on the same level. Though I merely attended a second-tier institution entitled Smolny College – it was in St Petersburg Russia, and may I remind you that I was the first fully marticulated American student studying there. Suffice to say, that is an amazing accomplishment in itself. Though I cannot drop into casual conversation that Harvard was my alma mater, I am highly gifted at speaking Russian as my 2nd language. Therefore, I believe the two of us are kindred souls in this regard. Meredith Deaton – an exLivejournal friend – attended NYU, but everyone knows they offer nothing but a non Ivy League second-tier education for a ridiculously expensive amount of dinero. Institutes that I have attended, such as UMass, Bard College, Smolny and the University of Arizona, though perhaps less prestigious, are FINE institutes…I swear.
5. Natalie lost 20lbs for her role in Black Swan. I consider this a remarkable achievement, and personally my aim is to lose the majority of the flab around my stomach sooner or later.
6. I am highly interested in film and film-making. Though music was my consumate passion for the first half of my years, and I am highly skilled at creative writing (which you can discover by “googling” me: Ania A Shapiro, or Aimee Rae Friedland will do), I do have an inkling sensation that film is where my true talent lies. I dream of co-producing an Academy Award winning screenplay with my literary hero David Sedaris. Hopefully Natalie will be my heroine – though I may need to hurry along with my ambitions before she gets too aged.
7. Her spouse is French. The language was a passion of mine, though juvenile, it was a worthy interest for a pubescent teen as I was at the time. In fact, it was on a trip to Paris that I discovered, ironically, my passion for Russian and everything Russian. What a feat to win the heart of such a talented, artistic, stereotypical French man like Natalie has. Though, as I am bisexual, perhaps a French woman would be quite as desirable in my regard.
8. What a coincidence! She and I have both changed our names. Like Natalie, my birth name is not the same name by which I am well known and celebrated. I was born Aimee Rae Friedland, and she, Natalie Hershlag.
9. I do not wish to continue associating with middle class bores. An ex-Livejournal friend of mine, Meredith Deaton, believes she is some sort of internet celebrity because she has oh, 100 or so followers on some online journal. And she is pretentiously proud of her mediocre “accomplishments” – such as, what exactly, traveling to a few countries and attending NYU? Living in Tokyo for 2 years? I laugh in the face of such a typical suburban mindset that believes such petty yuppie goals are actually “accomplishments.” I dream of exceeding all boundaries, excelling beyond my suburban upbringing in Tucson, and residing in pent-houses of the rich and famous. I desire to be truly admired by celebrated people whose opinions count. Natalie has these qualities and I strive to attain them for myself. I wish to move beyond the boundaries of mere internet followers and become a global sensation, standing up there accepting an Academy Award for Best Director in my beautiful gown. Where is Meredith Deaton now – teaching at some local high school in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma? A far cry from Soho or Monte Carlo.
10. Natalie has a refined sense of style, which I possess as well. While lesser humans are content to wear shit Target attire, I clothe myself in haute couture.
Natalie is a cunt and so are you.
It’s a good thing you are not stuck on yourself at all.
@Ania: best stuck up response ever.
Oh, cmon: this Ania is a brilliant spoof, worthy of the blog itself. Nobody real would be that efficiently wretched!
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Wow, you are simultaneously entirely talentless and unbelievably pretentious. I don’t know if this is meant to be a spoof. It’s not really entertaining enough for that, so you fail even in that regard. And David Sedaris is overrated, a typical SWPL kind of author, now that I think about it.
“I don’t know if this is meant to be a spoof.”
Read: I’m a dumbass
“I’m obviously not like this and will never be. I am funnier than this guy, but am looking for the precise moment to start my new blog SOMEHOW”
ah if only all white people loved graffiti like that……. i live in ireland which is like white africa and i’ve never seen a group pass graf without heavy criticism.
I love graffiti, but Banksy’s not really my cup of tea. I like colorful art.
This entry shouldn’t be about white people liking Banksy, but instead about white people liking art. If any of you like street art, check out C215.
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I have to say, I am white. Grew up in very small poor rural area and I don’t like or know of most of the things you have listed here. The irony is, the people who make this site are white and must know also about these things to list them, so are you making up for colonialism? Why not focus on the white people who aren’t like the rest of the white people and show the world that white can be complicated. Complicating whiteness is a great way to put a dent in the belief that all white people are these consumer idiots. I’ve picked my own berries on my father’s farm, and sold produce on the highway for money for a job since I was 16. This site just offends me in that way, you don’t make room for the difference between upper and middle class whites and those who are working class.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
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you just lost at the internet.
Or y’know, they could just like Banksy.
I like Banksy. I live in London. We had a Banksy painted by him for the Jubilee of a boy hunched over a sewing machine (meant t be sowing the Jubilee flags)! And it was taken to auction in the USA but thankfully withdrawn, because it was painted in a private wall. Perfectly legal, but everyone around here passed it daily so I think we were in our rights to like him, black, white, mixed, whatever. I live in a highly ethnically diverse area (mainly people from Soith East Asia, India, North Africa, West Africa and the Middle East and some people from South American countries) and I am strictly speaking ‘white’ to some people, it am Inuit (of BAffin Island, Canada) genetically, a one generation away from living there, and therefore look non-white in some respects you could say, but seriously, who cares? People who passed it daily love it, I love it, everyone around us loved it, race doesn’t make the person! It doesn’t make the opinion! Race is one tiny genetic part of a person!
A step-by-step guide to crashing art exhibitions and being Banksy in Berlin: http://www.isitajoke.de/2012/11/9-crap-art-exhibitions.html
I never really understood all the fuzz about Banksy…
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I always hated the mutual admiration society that is the upper middle class, intellectually vapid, affectatious people, snobs, ultimately low class kinds of people pretending to be “high class”. I used to attend dinner parties for the comedy of it with a few friends. We’d attend these events to witness the monkeys in their tuxedos, these nouveau riche (if you haven’t had money in your family for 500 years like I have, you’re new money). I would engage these white people in conversation and lead them on to the point of absurdity (they would rather be stupid, even look stupid, than to admit ignorance; pride and petty arrogance are quite distasteful and frankly corny). At other times, I would Nothing intelligent, no intellectual giants, ever come out of these vulgar crowds. They remind me of the buffoons in Renaissance plays, the dandies who don’t “get it”, the moron-padding companies use in their ledgers to fill some utilitarian quota.
The upper middle class is the fetishism of banality and mediocrity. You could invent a religion around a rusty nail for the upper middle class. All you need is the right PR and the ah’s and oh’s will amplity, imbuing the mediocre with an obscurantist, irrational aura. The petty, shallow values of the upper middle class are pathetic to say the least. I mourn them, to be such a tool much be degrading. A prisoner of a totalitarian regime at least has his dignity and hopefully a solid grasp of reality. The upper middle class is just insane, living in a world of mind-numbing, stupefying fiction. There is no dignity to the upper middle class. These are failures for the most part. The shrewd run the world. The monkeys, lacking in humility, suffocating in their buffoonery, will perform empty acts pretentiously like puppets in an absurdist play for the rest of their empty lives. Either that, or they’ll turn into grungy drama queens. In any case, their self-indulgence is constant, albeit their ephemeral and ultimately meaningless presence will pass without notice for most, and under the ridiculing gaze of those who do.
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