White people can do powerful things with their eyes: casting judgment, indicating scorn, and obnoxiously rolling them when someone says something they don’t agree with. Yet in spite of these powers, they are not immune to the dangers of the sun. So white people must wear sunglasses. But what may surprise you is that while white people will spend upwards of three months finding a perfect pair of unique prescription glasses, they have no such requirement for sunglasses.
Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses.
These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmers market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at Country music concert or you are indoors.
White people love these Ray-Bans because they were very popular in the 1960s and the 1980s. This gives them a historical precedent and allows white people to classify them as “timeless.” That way when they purchase these sunglasses they can talk about how they were inspired by the fashion and music of these bygone eras. When a white person says this, you should just nod and mention how they look like young Johnny Cash, a dead Beach Boy, Audrey Hepburn or an extra from a John Hughes movie. This will make them happy and likely to give you their old, expensive sunglasses that you can sell for a significant profit.
Under no circumstances, should you imply that white people purchased their sunglasses because of celebrities that are not dead or because they saw them on other white people they think are cool. This will make them very upset as white people need to believe that they cannot be persuaded to buy anything.
Saying something like “man, it’s pretty amazing how 65 people at this outdoor concert all decided to get their sunglasses at exactly the same time,” should only be directed at a white person who is not wearing Wayfarers. This will make them feel better about not fitting in, but it will also make them self conscious about their plan to buy a pair.
(Note: a significant amount of white women are still wearing oversized sunglasses but they are a dying breed.)
I still prefer my aviators. Maybe they’re not trendy anymore, but since I live in flyover country I can still pretend.
This seems more like a hipster thing than a white people thing.
Ha ha, dead on once again!
I have to admit…. I spent a solid 15 minutes at the mall this morning wishing I had enough money to buy wayfarers in addition to my new pair of prescription glasses.
…guilty as charged.
This your first visit to the blog? 🙂
Also, thanks to TWPL for confirming that over-sized sunglasses are on the way out – wayfarers are far less grating.
tortoise shell prescription glasses all the way for indoors!
Nice choice of picture: flannel and a “totally original” beard
Gahahaha! Those damn Wayfarers…. I must admit I’m one of those white women who wears gigantic sunglasses. I love me some big wraparound shades that block out all the sun so my little white-lady eyes aren’t burned by the rays 🙂 I shall clutch my gigantic sunnies til the day my ship goes down! Thanks for the Wayfarer flashback!
Nope. I’m as white as a ‘Nilla Wafer, but already did Wayfarers in 1988. Not doing it again.
Never liked Raybans, but I do still buy Oakleys…prolly just as bad, lol. I prefer lower profile sunglasses, hate the oversized kind.
Quoting the tirade in the Adbusters book is another good way to have some fun with Ray-Ban Wayfarer fans.
possibly tossing back some granola?
Got me again. I have a black pair from the 80s and also had a tortoiseshell pair.
That’s great! I still have my 80’s edition Wayfarers (Tom Cruise variation). In fact I have black & tortoise shell. I am soooooo cool.
Happy Holidays…Merry Christmas…and a Happy New Year. It’s still hip for white people to celebrate Christmas without being PC about it, in fact I wish you a happy Kwanzaa for “mah bros” or something I know it’s really not PC.
I owned a pair from my high school days in the late 90s, when the film “MIB” introduced the world to those funky Ray-ban glasses. Gotta look bad (er, good) in them shades even when it’s winter, 8 hours of daylight & 90% cloudy.
This is absolutely delicious! I feel both singed and happy at the same time. Well done!
Bruce, you win a X-mas gift for the first reply on this entry. Quick…tell me what you want, and I will contact an elf in the North Pole to pass the word to his manager, Santa. What you get is a piece of…reindeer poo in your stocking.
Ha! I have recently given my tortiseshell wayfarers to a colleague. Yes I wore them in the late 80’s and early 90’s. I will now send him this email and mock him endlessly!
This blog still exists?
I hate wayfarers. I do however wear my ray-ban aviators everywhere but inside.
I’ve had imitation wayfarers for as long as I can remember. In fact I didn’t know that they were called wayfarers until now. I’ve worn them since I was a tween in the mid ’90s, when they weren’t old enough yet to be retro. And I think that saying that just made me a shade whiter.
I read these posts and feel proud to be more geek than cool.
Cool people require too much work to maintain their status.
I have had my Ray-Ban Wayfarers for about 16 years.
They were my outdoor prescription sunglasses.
The prescription got old and I had the glasses redone with new lenses. at the third new prescription the eye specialist told me the frames might break if they tried again.
I have them retired in my curio case on display.
Fabulous darling!
I live in Phoenix, AZ, where more people probably regularly wear sunglasses than any major city in the US. I have yet to see anyone wear Ray-Bans; and spending a lot of time on college campuses, I see hundreds of sunglass-wearing people daily.
This blog is increasingly falling in the same category as “Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs” in that it is still funny despite being completely wrong in its assertions about culture. Where does the author live?
I live in Montreal, Quebec and I totally agree with the author. The sunglasses are so hip it’s almost ridiculous (of course, I don’t own a pair, so I’m even more hip). They are almost mandatory for anyone inside the Mile End anglo hipster crowd. Although slightly less popular among francophones, they’re gaining ground at an alarming pace, especially for artists and people in the communications/advertising/web industry.
Marc
Wayfarers are so 80’s. Where have you been? This was once a good blog, but you have lost it. I think all the press went to your head. Maybe another book tour would be good for you.
Wait, are you kidding me? I see wayfarers everywhere. Of course, I didn’t know they were called that until a few weeks ago when I walked into Sunglasses Hut, but whatever. Most of them are fake, anyways. I’m pretty sure 3D movie glasses are wayfarer shaped…
Seriously… you need to change the name of your blog to “Stuff White Hipster Douchebags Like”
Whoa, I dodged a bullet here!
I was worried that this post would mention the Ray Ban Aviator style and how they’re reminiscent of that uber-homerotic Top Gun volleyball scene.
I like my Aviator sunglasses and I would never wear them while frolicking in the sand with a bunch of sweaty, shirtless guys (but that’s mainly because I’m a devoted fan of Vajayjay).
Best line in post:
“These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmers market without hitting a pair.”
Hilarious.
hilariously right on!
naturally being 20 something white graphic designer I HAVE to wear them (admittedly, also like them).
when are you doing a post on ed hardy? 😀
Check # 124!
So true!!!
I just said last night that I missed reading new posts, we decided that you couldn’t possibly come up with another entry, but of course I spoke too soon. Brilliant! p.s. I would love a post on Morrissey SWPL-style.
This has gotten so lame and such a stretch.
Obviously, this one is probably regional. It definitely survives in Brooklyn.
@James, white people don’t live in Phoenix.
Naw, true cool is effortless…………….
why white people?
Specifically how much white people hate on those who wear ed hardy, right?
haha! i have three pairs of the cheap kind. I thought they were just blues brothers glasses or something.
There is already a post on Ed Hardy, dumbass.
Ha!
I wonder if I’m “white people”, being a white latin american. I also have one – the cheapest – which I call Sray Ban (Secret Ray Ban). 😀
i love it!!! finally, a post from a whitey that a non-whitey can relate to … i say if you can laugh at your own race then you are bringing the old racism hat out from that skeleton closet & casting the light of laughter on it. bravo!!
i bought mine in Nicaragua – I call them Roy Bans
I don’t see a lot of wayferers amongst the hiptards in D.C. Perhaps they are too busy getting into snowball fights with gun-wielding off-duty cops.
I have constantly owned Wayfarers since dinosaurs walked the earth, tortoiseshell except once when I got another wire-framed style of Ray-Bans, but my enormous skull bent them out of shape. Guilty! and the Moleskines too.
that’s funny, I tried to find a pair for a Blues Brothers costume last Halloween, and had zero luck. plenty of “bug eye” shades (á la Neo from the Matrix), but not a single pair of Wayfarers. maybe I should’ve tried truck stops or farmers markets.
What about the Aviator Ray Bans? Do they count?
Forget Ray Bans, what White People really like, especially in the antipodes, is http://www.DubLi.com. I bet you those guys probably sell Ray Bans for a super cheap price.
Am I the only one who dislikes people wearing sunglasses? I like to be able to see people’s eyes when I’m talking to them. I appreciate their utility in sunny conditions, but can’t they wear a hat/stay in the shade instead?
Hilarious! And the Ray Ban ad below the article just about made me pee my pants!
When will white people be able to wear Oakley Razor Blades ironically? Since stuff from the early 80’s is cool now, perhaps in 5-10 years we’ll see white people wearing Jose Canseco-era Blades at Animal Collective concerts.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
Ok, so, If I’ve been wearing some cheap-o version of these since mid-high school (i.e., 8+ years ago) is it now essential that I go out and purchase different sunglasses so I don’t appear to be trendin’ it up?
Note: I have several pairs as they were a promotional item my Mom acquired in bulk.
I tried to make a website similar to your, like “Stuff Muslims Like” but I couldn’t think of anything that Muslims like. So then I tried things like Muslim Cruises and Islamic Travel but no one showed up. I suppose traveling with a thousand Muslims on one boat is too nerve- racking to be enjoyable. Of course, no drinking, gambling or near-nakedness also puts a damper on things.
Perhaps you could make a suggestion?
How do you such a dick, dickheads?
I will show you.
Didn’t anyone of you catch my error?
STFU all of you.
Just get me some of that nice asian snatch, that’s all I want for Christmas.
Oh that, and a giant nigra Mandingo night stick for me and mommie dearest.
Now, STFU, all of you.+
James, you are spending a lot of time on college campuses? Isn’t that a bit strange? Do you wear a musty old trench coat and black watch cap while standing around outside the girls dorm in the evening to see what you can see in the lit rooms?
Wow! You actually updated your website! AMAZING!
Hey Beige, you’ll make it some day, maybe. You’ll have to try harder than this little diatribe.
Update my butt, this cat still living in the past. Hey Lander, disco is dead except for you and Kanye West.
heres an idea…try publishing more them one article every six months! It seems like this site is running out of steam. The original posting were really funny, but with every new posting this site becomes less funny. It time for some fresh ideas.
there already is one, except its about hating ed hardy, you are the wrong kind of white people. good bye
That me be true…but we aren’t talking about ‘actually cool’ people.
We are talking about desperately trying to ‘fake it till they make it’ cool people.
I’ll stick with my Dungeons & Dragons shoes, Ender’s Game novel, and Sluggy Freelance pins over any of the accessories offered here to ‘coolify’ my image.
yeah my ‘stuff christians like’ didn’t work out to well either. I got to ‘passion of the christ’ then a bunch of protestants starting to post stuff like “omg ur total cathylick fanboi” on the comment sections. it got a bit too much
Seriously? You wait so long to update just so you could leave your book pimpage at the top of the page for months and *this* is what you come back with?
Sadly, I actually just bought a knock-off pair of these. I did not realize how much of a fashion victim I am. But, at least this means I’m the right kind of white person, right?
“I live in Phoenix, AZ”…
The Right Kind of White People would never live in Pheonix.
…At least not until 50 years from now when they can being gentrifying the rotted out urban core of the city.
First time here?
Go read the articles, tell me that’s not already implied.
The Mole People have escaped their underground prison.
We must help them to accept the norms of the Surface World.
The rise of neon is forthcoming.
The time is upon us, my garish brothers!
You are my hero! Keep up the good work.
XXOO
I am starting a site, stuff homos like, its very similar to stuff white people like, I think white people just make the most fabulous gays.
Very true and interesting article indeed!
shame… i’ve just bought 2.
are you my neighbour?
i bet you are!
You’re not as funny as you used to be unfortunately. I’ve missed you writing and I appreciate that–please give me some more; but please . . . don’t try so hard.
Intellectual. You should be proud–you used at least one word that wasn’t a part of every graphic teen high school farce ever. Try reading a book and lay off the porn.
Cute. It’s like you were trying to be an ass, but really you just don’t get the joke.
Guys . . . next time, have a unique thought. Like “cutesy blog title that wasn’t a rip off someone else’s all ready established and successful concept” and maybe you’ll be successful.
Another type of sunglass that isextremely popular with white people are shutter shades, especially suburban white people. Frames range from neon (duh) to any bright, overt color/pattern. These are worn on any occasion to try to make oneself look more bad-ass.
Hey SWPL is back! But kind of mediocre. I hope that you resume regular/funnier posting in 2010.
I went to see Avatar, the 3D version, and I was handed a pair of glasses that looked exactly like wayfarers. In the spirit of my white person obsession to stay ahead of the curve, I realized that these glasses were becoming far too common for me to wear. I had a pair, lost them, and will not replace them.
Oh my god, I’ve only just found this website today. This is the most hilariously (tragically) factual account of stuff white people like I could never conceive. Even I, the white person who has stumbled shamefully late in upon this good thing, can put that aside to give thanks in earnest.
I just got a pair of these from my dad YESTERDAY. Not cool.
Yeah, maybe add more than one post every 2 months. Unless you were in the hospital, there really is no excuse for that type of piss-poor blog management. I really want to buy the book, but I think ill just be angry if its anywhere near as bad as this blog has gotten
Look how gay the two queens in the photo look! White boys are sweet meat, and a catch behind the walls. Status to have a white boy bitch.
@Cliff and all others who complain about the frequency of blogging…
…have you ever considered that only updating the site every so often will help to retain quality control and avoid descending into repetition or declining standards?
I’m sure clander is aware that he only has one joke (albeit a really funny one) and he wants to ride it as long as he can. If he burns out people will become annoyed with the blog and turn on him.
However, a few of you already are for not updating regularly so I guess it’s impossible to win!!!
Standard business.
stuffjewishyoungadultslike is going strong.
http://stuffjewishyoungadultslike.wordpress.com/
but you could say that there’s a fair bit of overlap between the two…
“I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin’ in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone”
How cool is that.
Ray-Bans? Absolutely!
Wayfarers? Puh-leeze!
It’s Aviators or nuthin’!
another thing white people like: stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Totally forgot about them, so I just went out and bought a pair. stuffwhitepeoplelike says.
You’ll get over it. It gets lame fast.
I’m new to this site and think it’s got some moments. People whining about the quality and frequency of posts are pretty funny and should start their own blog. I guess I’m the wrong kind of white because I’m not into most of the “stuff” posted.
sooooo you condemn a classic style of eyewear that has been a staple since the 50s…
is anything safe from your scrutiny?
you’d hate on anyone wearing aviators, oakleys, or anything else that is widely attractive to people.
in your holier-than-thou perfect taste, what are the perfect sunglasses that don’t clump you with the others, giving you individuality? oh wait that doesn’t exist. to you everyone is always trying to say something with what they wear/do however trying to go against everyone is saying something too.
you’re extremely shallow. fuck you.
::dons Ed hardy, on my way out to a farmers market with north face on, wayfarers, all while caring about the environment. oooo noooo booo hooooo
white people also like wearing RayBans Wayfarers with prescription lenses popped in so we can wear them all the time. and we can look cool all the time. i try not to be so white, but every time i do something i’ll come back to this site and find out that i’m inevitably white because i’m from Richmond,VA. and there’s a shit ton of white people here who have colonized me.
I can’t stop reading this site. This article is hilarious and so damn true!
But hey, i’m white and I don’t have a pair of wayfarers. (though, i have to admit I thought about buying one some months ago)
HAHAHAHAHA! It’s a big joke, cool it.
note: i am the white woman who still wears over-sized sunglasses.
Yeah, um… if you look closely (and do your research), you’ll notice that the ginger in the photo is actually the main author of this blog, Christian Lander.
See: #50 Irony
(https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/03/50-irony/)
is that to cover-up their crying from the horrible economy and moving in with their folks?
It’s those blog trolls known to steal other peoples’ names to use so they get away with posting crazy, disgusting stuff. Ignore them, don’t feed the troll…and have them starve or leave for other places on the web to live on.
Stuffwhitepeoplelike should include a holidays entry, like to be P-C in the holiday season, and getting offices to ban any mention of the word “christmas” to be not offensive. They will include “Happy Hannukah”, “Kwanzaa” and the Spanish translation of the forbidden word “Feliz Navidad”. I bet the office holiday parties will have to be multicultural, but when a white guy greets a black man a happy Kwanzaa…look out, the black co-worker may never celebrated Kwanzaa.
Either you are blind like Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder, or have a bizarre disorder like one of the x-men characters, without his heavy glasses, he will laser-zap you to dust.
We have blue eyes, a very light color of eyes anyone should have when they are outside. (see #9 for more about the urge to be outdoors). About 5 minutes outside for blue eyed folk, they will be temporarily blind after returning home.
Well, they use to, except almost all the white Anglos are over the age of 65. They will die off, the houses go for sale and thanks to real estate efforts to integrate the suburbs, we have a new ghetto or barrio, since you mentioned being Phoenix about a hour from the border (same goes with L.A, Las Vegas, Palm Springs and the whole southwest).
It’s too hot for white people, except in the winter time you will have 100,000 New Yorkers, Californians or Canadians just won’t leave Phoenix and its suburbs alone. No snow, temps. above 40F & lots of sunshine, is that what white people want to be? Well, then there’s Florida or Hawaii, but you don’t find white people are the majority there.
I get a kick out of reading this blog. It should really be titled “Stuff Rich City White People Like.”
Since I was a child, I’ve always been grateful that I am a good ole white boy. This website reinforces that emotion. Thanks.
I’m white and just upgraded my oversized glasses for a pair of ray-bans, I can’t help myself!! Oh the shame ha ha.
Please pull plug on the blog and let it live in infamy rather than limp along like this….
White people love this book, Human Accomplishment: The Pursuit of Excellence in the Arts and Sciences, 800 B.C. to 1950, ISBN-13: 9780061369834.
i looked into getting a pair last year, but some they were too popular at my school because of the jonas brothers. I now swear by Ray-Ban aviators. Ray-Ban ins the best.
woopsies i’m still getting used to the keypad on my macbook.
Its Cartier or nothing.
this is so racist it doesn’t even warrant saying so.
here’s my idea for a great book- “stuff black people like”
my sequel will be “stuff mexicans like”
i’m sure you can see where this is going.
your book is crap, you snarky, self-effacing craphead.
didn’t get a pair of Ray-Bans in your stocking???
to think that a book called “stuff black people like” is the same thing as what this blog is about is just plain dumb. Making fun of racial groups that are in secondary positions of power both politically and economically is racism because it entrenches their secondary position in a discriminatory and harmful way. And don’t think that has changed because a black man is President. Making fun of the elites of this country (i.e. rich urban white people) may be offensive to your sensibilities but it hardly changes their position of power and the fact that they control the vast majority of wealth. Plus it is highly original – this blog may be one of the few that mines this vein of humor while there is no shortage of black and mexican haters out there.
it sounds like you are one of the rich white people this blog makes fun of. Why don’t you get a grip and realize your good fortune that you were born into the elites rather than making stupid comparisons.
As a white person, this makes me feel so inadequate. I’m confined to a pair of prescription glasses without the option of contacts and I’m too young for lasiks, so I don’t have the privileged of wearing over-sized sun glasses like I wish I could. I’m stuck with my magnetic clip-on polarized sun glasses that go with my frames. ;_;
woah what the hell.. are you talking about prison? this is really gay.
very nicely said : ] I couldn’t have said it better myself. I am glad i’m not the only one that gets it.
I don’t even know what these glasses are and I never saw them before. I am white and from a large white family with white friends etc. So apparently this post is not real. also, aren’t white people the only fans of country music? Overall, this site has gotten really lame and is now grasping at the dark to come up with topics. Just admit the well ran dry and move on, please!
OMG that was so funny! I’m totally getting the book – and YES, I’m White. Get a sense of humour some of you!! White people are funny:D
ok after doing some research I now know what these glasses are, but huh? No one wears these glasses today. the last time I saw them on a real person it was a blind BLACK man, who was only wearing them because he was blind so he could not tell that they went out of style long ago. Please.
Kenneth Whalum, an accomplished Tenor Saxophone player wears ray ban wayfarers, and he’s african american, these sunglasses aren’t reserved for white people, just some high school kids trying to be popular.
The only thing edgy about this blog is it’s title. How does anyone find the time to write so much of this drivel?
I, BIG Dick Cheney, will declare to the world that the sunglasses of choice when torturing, uh, I mean, interrogating enemy combatants is RAY-BAN WAYFARERS.
When you absolutely, positively have to put the fear of God into Friend or Foe, accept no substitutes.
BIG Dick Cheney has spoken.
GET OFF THE BUSH AND CHENEY BASHING IT IS ALMOST 2010 AND IT IS GETTING OLD AND TIRED!!
Listen boy. Either you’re with me or you’re just a liberal hippie loser blowing smoke out of your ass. I, BIG Dick Cheney, only speaks the truth.
I’d advise you to STFU or you may end up like my good friend on my recent quail hunting trip.
BIG Dick Cheney does not take kindly to being questioned.
BIG Dick Cheney has spoken.
Ray-Ban Wayfarers were made world-wide famous by Tom Cruise in the movie:
RISKY BUSINESS (1983)
then stop reading it! if you don’t like it so much why do you “find the time” to not only read it but comment on it?
Well, me whitey, but my sunnies come from the two buck shop. I was ripped off at two bucks fifty though.
I wonder if the website “stuff black people like” would be as acceptable as this website. doubtful, but hey, no one really wants equality anyhow.
stuff black people like would be acceptable if written by black people.
stuff white people like is written by a white guy, if you had not noticed, agj.
idiot.
Are you kidding me? Everyone that says they havent seen a trend of these sunglasses is flat-out lying, or is blind themself.
Look at models in magazines, look at any college campus on the west coast (my school has well over 40,000 students), look at sunglass racks (urban outfitters has been carrying these forEVER, but even wal-greens has started carrying $5.00 clones of these).
Although only a few have legitimate Ray-ban(tm)’s, almost everyone I know has at least one pair of knockoffs. Most have some type of coloring, design, or solid contrasting side colors though.
What the guys need is a visual aid dog and a cane. (oh, that’s gotta hurt). Enjoy the last days of the year/decade and SWPL, it’s nice to known ya.
Kelly, exactly how many college campuses on the West Coast do you frequent? Cuz if your answer isn’t “almost every one of them”, then you need to reevaluate where you get off calling people blind/liars.
I go to a college in the West with over 65,000 students and I have hardly seen them, certainly no more than any other type. And I’m not blind. Everyone you know has a pair of knockoffs? I suppose you don’t know everyone then.
I don’t understand why it is so hard for some people to grasp that even though some of the trends listed on this site dead-on for where you live, these are more often than not regional trends. The illogical jump from “This is how it is where I live (or the places I visit)” to “this is how it must be everywhere” makes one seem naive, and more importantly, makes this site seem a bit less awesome. Still funny, but as many other commenter have pointed out, it’s running out of universal Stuffs WPL and is moving on to ones that are increasingly regionally isolated.
This dude seriously jumped the shark… I can’t pinpoint the specific entry where it happened, but it was prior to 2009… and now it’s just getting to be pathetic.
Agreed!
Joe Cool has one rule
don’t be a tool
Keep your fingers off my shades
Or I will pull out my blade
Ooooooohh… good one!
Your blog sucks
What an awful website.
I’m not talking about the blog entries necessarily, but the comments. Most of the reader comments I have read are so hateful, it’s disgusting.
I have no ideal why I’m here, but just leaving a comment so you know I stopped by.
This entry is perfect for google ads! nice marketing move!
To all of you talking trash
Claiming you can blog fast
Come up with topics cool and hip
Yet you come here and just talk shit
I say shut the fuck up and do it
Keep your butts off this site, nothing to it
Create your own post and see who comes
I am betting NO DAMN ONE
So shut the fuck up and type your words
And stop sqwauking like a retarded bird
You know who you are, don’t try to play dumb
If you got offended, then yes, you’re the one
Joe Cool has spoken
I am done
Smoking my cigarette
bout to have fun
You don’t like my post
and you think it’s not hip
Then drop on your knees
And SUCK MY ……..
PAPER CLIP.
Oh who am I kidding
who did I fool
suck on my meat
and try not to drool
8)
This blog rocks. Though it doesn’t refer to white people only but it is still a white-people-way-of-life. Here in Brazil, the subjects mentioned in the blog refer to a specific social class called middle class and those who would like to be part of it so they buy fake stuff. And it is hilarious to see their stupid behaviour. It is just how it happens! Congrats!
AWE!! This is so unfairly true. I’ve been obsessed for months over white ray ban wayfarers.
Secondary position, who the fuck is in a secondary position to you? Elites, is that what you think you are? Thats funny, so Mr. elite white man, you superior to us poor dumb black folk, can’t joke with us, we can’t take it, whitey make fun of us. We likes it better when you pandering. Born into the elites, I trust a racist cracker, more than you, at least the cracker is honest, not hiding his racist feelings behind his elite superiority. Wake up Thurston Howel.
Sooooooooooo true haha.
I don’t think this site is attempting to address the habits of all white people, and certainly isn’t a universal statement on popular trends. Instead I believe it is poking fun at the hipster scene; those “white people” who are trying desperately to be slick and ironic yet have way too much money on their hands. I go to school in Boston and while there are thousands and thousands of people there who don’t own Ray-Bans (myself included), i’ve definitely noticed a growth in their popularity/trendiness and this blog is just poking fun at those hopping on the bandwagon. Finally, it’s a blog. A BLOG. Not to be taken seriously/factually, at least i would hope not.
you should check out http://jusjivin.com
To all of you talking trash
Claiming you can blog fast
Come up with topics cool and hip
Yet you come here and just talk shit
I say shut the fuck up and do it
Keep your butts off this site, nothing to it
Create your own post and see who comes
I am betting NO DAMN ONE
So shut the fuck up and type your words
And stop sqwauking like a retarded bird
You know who you are, don’t try to play dumb
If you got offended, then yes, you’re the one
Joe Cool has spoken
I am done
Smoking my cigarette
bout to have fun
You don’t like my post
and you think it’s not hip
Then drop on your knees
And SUCK MY ……..
PAPER CLIP.
Oh who am I kidding
who did I fool
suck on my meat
and try not to drool
8)
Dangerous territory there, mate. If you’re obsessed with the white variety, you may be the wrong kind of white person.
wayfarers?
Good lord… didn’t Susannah Hoffs wear them in the walk like an Egyptian film clip…
… hang on, does that make her super white with the trinity of:
1: wayfarers.
2: Female rock singer/guitarist?
3: Culturally sound-at-the-moment-of-recording lyrics?
Look.
I’ll admit to being the whites guy around…
..but I gotta draw the line at wayfarers.
Corey Feldman was a huge fan of Wayfarer’s…
🙂
oh i know, like why cant the middle class like make more money so they can buy the real thing…..way to be a classist.
#131 Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
December 30, 2009 by crohrer
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
White people like to live in denial about how big their carbon footprints are and how much genocide they’re causing thanks to their love of tweeterificating. – Arunabh Das
Shit, now I know why I wasn’t cool last summer and all the white people keep looking at me in a strange way. I had the wrong shades on. Damn!
Happy new year to all you cornholing little queers out there, suck some good hard cock white boys.
i find it amazing as a white person that according to this stupid fucking site, i only like 130 things. Hm… thanks.
How about bondage and humiliation, theres two for you.
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is a beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is life, fight for it!
– Mother Teresa
Those look like Roy Orbison glasses. Personally, I don’t like them. I have those glasses with the bright green reflective lenses. I don’t wear sunglasses often though.
Its about goddamn time he did a post. You would think between promoting his book and being smug, he could come up with 45 minutes to write something on this fucking blog.
Fuck ya, asshole.
Life is the shits, fuck it.
–Mother Superior
Don’t white people like to wear Aviators? – Arunabh Das
My life is my OWN!
I have no duty to anyone, anything,
but myself.
I am a white New Yorker, and I only wear Persol.
http://travelinggallery.wordpress.com/
Do Ray-bans cause dementia? – Arunabh Das
Happy New Year Mr. Lander! Keep it coming. You are marvelous.
blow jobs, white people like to give and get blown, more than any other race, we invented sucking cock!
Persol’s are for older white people.
This is truly an inspirational poem and no truer words have been said!
Happy New Year!
#131 – SWPL. If there’s one thing white people enjoy, it’s being told what they like. White people get impatient when they must wait to hear what they’re supposed to like and dislike, or whom they’re to ridicule and whom to praise.
For the most insecure amongst white people, SWPL is a guide for how to fit in. With each entry, swarms of white people spend hours trying to figure out where they can incorporate said item into their sad lives, and further hours trying to figure out how to pretend they’ve had it/been really into it for at least, like, a month before it appeared on SWPL.
If you tell a white person that s/he is batting nearly a thousand on the SWPL list, s/he will love you forever, as you’ve a) just referenced baseball (which should be its own entry, as i) the great American pastime, and ii) has been made great by non-white players, thereby quadrupling the street cred of both the sport and its fans), and b) this means that that person is getting really close to fitting in. However, said white person may have a nervous meltdown trying to figure out what they’re missing from the list. You will wield great power over such a white person, as s/he will fear that you know their sad, incomplete secret.
Please, persols and ray-ban wayfarers are so common…why would you want to wear a pair of sunglasses they give out at 3D screenings of Avatar?
I only wear Oliver Goldsmith…handmade in england and japan of the finest Acetate and the highest quality lenses. Good luck finding a pair in any eyewear store. They basically invented Sunglasses and where the sunglass maker of choice for anyone who was anyone in the 50s-70s. Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Peter Sellers, Frank Sinatra, the english royal family, and my personal favorite Michael Caine wore Oliver Goldsmith. The brand died in the early 80s and in 2005 came back thanks to the founders granddaughter.
Persol and Wayfarers are for white people who are followers…Oliver Goldsmith is for those who are so white, they are clear.
than you have never been to ucla…there are 5 sunglass stores in westwood village, every one of them has millions of pairs of wayfarers..
for hookers and grandmothers who live in florida maybe…
I think a well-deserved post would be Dave Chappelle. Every white person I know (including myself) loves his show. I think it’s the way he portrays white people.
What’s white people’s verdict on transitional sunglasses? They are normally a pair of regular corrective lenses that will turn into sunglasses upon exposure to sunlight (UV radiation to be exact, so they don’t work while driving and the sun hits you through the windshield), the shade they turn depends on the amount of sun they get.
What do white folks think of these devices? I’m a big fan, but though i’m white, i’m Jewish… and i don’t think we fall into the group this blog rails against.
How silly can you get, I’m white and wear the sun glasses they gave me after my cataract operation, they do the job just fine, not too stylish, so who cares.
Technically I would not classify the Ray-ban wearer as solely ‘white,’ although thank you for the astute observation of the obnoxious trend. I was at a design charity function in Asia this holiday season in which each guest was given a pair of red Ray-bans to complete his or her evening wear, no doubt as a kitschy reference to the hipster poseur fad.
However, I remember a year and a half ago, when wearing a pair seemed relatively original. In contrast, this Christmas when I visited home for the holidays, it was hilarious to count the fake Ray-bans walking down the street among the coffee-house hipster sector. I admit the presence of Raybans and their krama scarfed people did actually help me as I was giving the tour of my hometown to my guests– “And here is the hipster neighborhood, isn’t it well cultivated and authentic looking? Look— Raybans!”
There goes the shark, jumping in the air, duck!
I had a high school coach that replaced his wayfarer lenses with clear prescription lenses…very cool because he wasn’t trying to be cool. I am pretty sure he vommits at the thought that all white people now own them. Actually he is probably still punching people in the face so there may actually be fewer wayfarers because of him.
As an editor at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com I can tell you that while giant sunglasses remain popular among the wealthy, rich kids will buy wayfarers to wear in the bars and frat parties when they get hammered. Facebook is littered with sophomores rocking out the wayfarers and a Heineken. Let’s thank the 80’s for a trend that won’t die!
White people love psychics too!!!
Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!
holy shit this is funnier than the actual post
Like cracking a hipster in the face that wears them?
http://www.diehipster.com
You need to do a thing about Christmas Caroling. I can just imagine how you’d write that.
This one is just so-so.
i don’t think religion or cultural ethnicity figure into the demographics target. i think the major criteria are to be white, urban, and middle class/upper middle class. i’m sure there are tons of jewish folks, protestants, atheists, etc. who are connected to their own cultural heritages but still fall in those three categories of white, urban, and mid to upper mid class.
i’m not even white (mixed race af-am and white) but if i had to score myself there’s a lot in the book that’s “stuff” i like. and there are other things that i don’t like or feel a real affinity toward but i know lots of white mid-uppermiddle class urbanites who do, and i find it hilarious.
i am glad, though, that the authors poke very clever fun, but are never hateful or vicious in their humorous analyses.
My sense is that White People only like 129 things. This 130th installment tells me that.
that’s true white people also love wafers!
It’s ok, YOU make Wayfarers look good.
KFC and cock all a brother needs, Obama will make KFC available in prison. KFC stock, yum brand will soar. Obama will also help out koolaid, holler!
ha ha, indeed they do. well done.
It would not be wise to pick on others behind their backs. They may find out and the consequences could be harsh. Just alil word to the wise.+
YOINK!!!!!!!
This is so true. I still have Elvis glasses though.
So you are so obsessed with making fun of other people that you actually can “spot” fake Ray-Bans. Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t these cheap enough that you don’t need to have fakes? Why not spend your time productively enrishing yourself instead of poiting out other people’s flaws? Like me right now
No, you must be an aetheist with an appreciation of everyone else’s religion.
you might like giving them , but that doesn’t apply to everyone
I take it right up my asshole, and that why I’m called prime time.
Ick, times 1 million.
LOL So true! The Coachella music festival (another thing white people like) was 90% neon wayfarers/Oakley Frogskins. It is ridiculous!!!
As a white boy, I am going to get a jump on the next wave and get Oakley Blades.
Sky Minor.
I disagree. I have never worn sunglasses let alone even looked at raybans. None of my friends wear raybans. I dont see these sunglasses everywhere. If i wore any kind of sunglasses they would be the bright neon green dollar store glasses. So shuv that up your probably white racist ass.
Anything that involves a pair of sunglasses that cost more than $15 is pathetic.
The vast majority of stuff white people like don’t actually represent your typical white person. The combined “stuff” generally appeals to a sub-group I like to call “Ivy Hipsters.”
You know the type, the 20-somethings originally from the suburbs of some lame city and are found running around in New Haven or Hanover on their way to APB in their chucks.
How about not getting cataracts? Preventing snow-blindness? You pretentiously unpretentious, judgmental idiot.
“APB in their chucks”… this is Ivy hipster slang I’m somehow unaware of??
gold entry.
Wish I would have found this blog last week before I went into Portland clean-shaven on a bike with gears.
Buy a joint and ease up.
Haha this is silver, even i own a pair. I hate wearing them now because of the amount of people who do but i’m such a tight arse that i want to get my moneys worth.
You know what else white poeple like? Blogs haha they love them. also white people love to share their opinions so much that they will fight for hours to put it out there. Another one is white people love to give themselfs gangster nick names such as myself displayed above; my name is Kyle hence the K and Dizzle just sounds amazingly gangster so i used it BAM and the dirt is gone.
not sure about APB but chucks as in chuck taylor converse (they are shoes)
KFC and cock are all a brother needs? haha well i guess thats why all the guys in prison screw each other
Someones dark skined haha!
horrible glasses, generally too dark to actually be useful.
Oh and BTW if it hasn’t already been mentioned Tom Cruise in “Risky Business” started the trend in the 80’s.
They go well with fag beards
Hmm I wonder what would happen if someone wrote What Black People Like? Black people in massive numbers seem to like Watermelon, fried chicken, and committing crime. I usually do not make a mention of things like this but I’ve noticed so many black people are into this and seeing something about what white people like made me decide to even the playing field a little bit. Now I am going to get hate messages but that is ok because I understand black people seem to be untouchable but since I am a Jew that considers myself white but I am still Jewish meaning I am equally untouchable so bring it on. But if anyone can answer why black people like watermelon, fried chicken, and crime so much I would love an answer because it has boggled me for some time. Maybe watermelon grows in Africa or something? I know crime was everyday in Africa maybe that is why they like it?
jewish don’t make u white (or properly white…).
the right whitey shuns racism and always AWLAYS comes to the defense of those seemingly without proper representation in the so called media.
the categories…are not WHITE or none WHITE…but rather…meat and The Immortal Authorities.
TIA are those who are sojourning on the material plane for a while surrounded by MEATS.
meats are those who bop their head to the sound of music while oblivious to the rhythm in a so called leisure time;
Ray-Ban Cats are where its at!
also I am white dude my skin color is white and would consider myself white your skin is your uniform thats how blacks look at it thats how i look at it if they will beat me up (or i should say try rather) and call me honky cause my skin is white then im just as white as anybody and never did i say being jewish made me white but i am in fact part russian part german and part italian I am in fact 100% white just my religion is jewish
This is what white people like
Sometimes you will see a white person wearing RayBay Aviator sunglasses. If they are younger than 30, then they are the ‘ironic hipster’ type of white person, if they are older than 60 then they are probably a real pilot. You can tell the older white person that they look cool and hip in their Aviators, but under no circumstances tell the younger white person this, they will get bummed. This is because they are ‘ironic’ and are ‘recontextualizing’ cliched fashion accoutrements.
ahhhh, stuff white people like…
you ignorant fool. If you see a white person wearing RayBan Aviator sunglasses, they could be BLIND.
DUH.
Your skin is not white. Your skin is pink.
?!?!
Jonny, what is that? You’re wearing wayfarers right now? AND you paid full retail for them? I’m so sorry to hear this.
I was given mine for free.
LOL @ this jew trying to call himself “white”, sorry Dave but application DENIED.
um correction dude my skin is white like every other human that isn’t what it sounded like or maybe it is and i am white Jewish is a religion dumb asses
you suck
i mean, you suck dave. I apologize.
Really Dave? Really? You are aware that this site is maintained by someone of your claimed racial background right? And have you ever considered the possibility that Black people find this site interesting because for a change it takes the pressure of stereotype off of them? Maybe even allows them to have a guilty giggle or two at the obviously satirical persuations of the majority race in America? The fact that you are Jewish may relegate insensitive comments made towards you to the bad taste bucket, but you are by no means untouchable. The very fact that you have to claim absolvation of guilt by associating yourself with a group that has undergone persecution means that you know full well the ignorance contained in the words that follow said association.
As far as ‘leveling the playing field’, it seems that you are simply interested at taking a few cheap jabs at long entrenched stereotypes. If you really wanted to level whatever playing field this happens to be, you would know that this approach is just a hit below the belt when the referee isn’t looking. If I wanted to, I could ‘re-level the playing field’ with any number of slurs and insensitive comments against you. And lets be honest, neither you nor I are innocent of having done this before. But lets just say, there are those who choose to address ignorance with more ignorance, and those who choose to try actual dialogue and explanation to dispel ignorance. For the plenty of black people who have i’m sure time and again made ignorant comments as to how silly, etc. white people are, they are just as guilty as you. And it will just continue if each side feels justified in doing so because of such circular ignorant reactions.
In fact, there is a website dedicated similarly to ‘stuff black people like’ which I’m sure you can find if you spend any amount of time looking. However, for the same reason I disagree with the negative and ignorant comments which exist here and cause arguments and allow ignorant points of view to spread further, I find that site distasteful. Perhaps if such a site were done in a similar fashion as this one, which to me clearly pokes fun more along socio-economic lines than racial lines, that site wouldn’t be half bad. To be quite honest, I’m quite sure that alot of this ‘stuff white people like’ is also ‘stuff black people like’.
We are American. We have an intertwined and ultimately unified culture, regardless of where/how dramatically our individual culturers diverged in the past.
And I can guarantee you as an African American from one of the worst neighborhoods in the country (I hail from the Bronx, New York City), who has gone on to graduate from one of the top Universities in the country (The University of Notre Dame), as a triple major, and who belongs to a family that has steadily worked its way from what would be considered stereotypically ‘poor, ghetto, unfit’ trash that would ‘like watermelons, fried chicken, and crime’ to the middle class (and hopefully for myself in the future beyond that), that our attitudes, behaviors, likes, and dislikes are overwhelmingly related more to economic background than they ever will be to race. That is the reality of the society we live in now.
And there is no reason to hate you, but at the very least, you should make a genuine inquiry that cuts the crap and doesn’t fall back on overused stereotypes in order to make its point, because that won’t produce a level headed conversation at all.
As for your questions finally, Black people love watermelon because its delicious, and it pretty much grows everywhere, as do most crops in our current system of agriculture. Which is basically the same reason why White people like watermelon. Or anything else. Americans like watermelon because its GOOD, and you can spit the seeds out far, and it cools you down on a hot day. Black people like fried chicken because fried chicken is good. Same reason why nearly every culture with a history of placing foods in oil to cook likes those types of things. Its GOOD. And as for crime, Black people like it just as much as White people do. Or, lets say, Black people dislike it just as much as White people do. Americans who live in lower class neighborhoods, regardless of race, aren’t any more thrilled to be awoken by gunshots than Americans who live in middle class or upper class neighboorhooods. Perhaps as a result of the inability to procure access to more stable living environments, they may become accustomed to what goes on around them, and vice versa, those able to procure access to stable environments may grow less accustomed to the same things going on around them, but it still boils down to the same thing: I don’t want to be wronged any more than you do. And thats probobly what most Americans think. So really, Dave, lets try and act like the people we are, or want/pretend to be on paper in the future. Mature, Honest, Hardworking, Respectful: AMERICANS.
And thats the same for everyone else, making comments obviously designed to instigate ignorance. Regardless of which ‘side’ you instigate for, you just hurt yourself.
P.S.
I meant cultures. Not culturers. If you spot it. 🙂
Explain to me why Europeans systematically raped, enslaved, murdered and and stole natural resources/land(gold, spices, salt, oil, diamonds) from every continent. As for crime who’s responsible for WWI and II. O yea and also why is it that Israel receives more foreign aid then all third world countries combined, though they are a wealthy nation? Why are my tax dollars filling it’s greedy pockets and why did the UN declare the establishment of Israel in Palestine?
And your right, crime does happen everyday in Africa. It’s been happening since Spain, Portugal, Italy, Germany, Great Britain, Holland, Belgium and France split up and Colonized (Robbed) Africa. It happens when some child is mining for diamonds to be sold to an European. It happens when U.S. companies acquire mining contracts with corrupt governments.
Ill stick to eating chicken and watermelon among other foods and u can enjoy eating your Matza.
abp is au bon pan. And yes, that abbreviation is a fine illustration of the subtype.
i think that needs to be the next post actually…
hahaha love blatant racism.
thumbs up.
You noobs got totally pwned by a troll.
Really? Seriously? In case you have not noticed, the posts in this libelous screed of a blog are not indicative of white people in general, but a certain demographic of white people. Fairly apparent here.
Those two ass clowns look like they are somewhere in suburban Los Angeles.
This Clander guy is lazy as hell. He goes for 2.5 months without a post and then just phones it in with this Wayfarers shit. 2009 was a real pooper of a year. He was so busy with his “book” and being a dirty ginger that he was unable to really get to the heart of whiteness.
blind people wear rayban sunglasses too!!!
um correction dumbass. If your skin color is the same as this webpage, then you are PALE. And what the fuck does being white has to do with you being a Jew?
Jews are semitic peoples; the same as Arabs. Anti-semitic can mean anti-jewish or anti-arab, and you know that arabs are NOT pale people.
So what’s your point on telling us that you are a white jew, as if we care?
you should visit http://jusjivin.com
Aw shut up honky. Nobody cares what you wonder.
Because we could, does that answer your question. Diamond trade has been, and still is very good our tribe. Your war lords and crime bosses also have done very well, none of it, diamonds, gold, oil, slavery would not have been possible without their help.
taking stereotypes off of you bah i find that hilarious especially since your people try to beat me up everyday calling me a honky cracker and say i sleep with my sister and all this stuff i mean i have never been beaten up by blacks however they tried to before but it is very hard to lose to people who push and shove and scratch and bite basically same way they did in their homeland haha us jews been fighting terrorists since god knows when we can actually fight but thats besides the point the point is YOUR race is more racist then white people but the media would make you believe the complete opposite but if you would simply look at the crimes committed by blacks on whites you would be caught somewhere between the feelings of disgust, sadness, and anger. My fellow white people just simply look at what blacks do to us and i mean on a daily basis search Channon and Christian look at what was done to them. Fellow Caucasians observe what was done to them and tell me that whites are the racist ones name one savage attack we did on blacks or even a regular shooting on one of them i am done here John BlackMan obviously completely detached from reality none more need be spoken about this maniac i dont listen to those with tunnel vision
so lets say im a christian and convert to Judaism(Jewish) i now get a race change and become an arab cool concept never thought of that very interesting maybe if i convert to witch doctor worship and stuff i become black hmm
note to self: never be part of that religion resort to no god before that lol
wouldn’t wanna be a turd people now would i
idk if i should be happy they are getting pwned or be mad u called me a troll lol i always look on the bright side so i will be happy im pwning them
I kind of expected to pwn them what else will i do when iv argued with people like this numerous times afteer aawhile u get good at it
Right, soooo…what you are saying is that black people are more racist than white people, by insulting us IN a racist fashion, and then saying we are the racist, detached ones? And without even thinking hard by the way, I can think of several cases in which whites have committed ‘savage’ attacks against blacks. Good for you, black people try to beat you up every day calling you a honky cracker; I get to walk down the street of my own city, in a supposedly equal society, knowing that at any moment a officer of the law, supposed to protect and make efforts against actual crime, could come against me and take my life, and actually walk away from it as the hero.
Clearly Dave, you are the one completely detached from reality and with tunnel vision, and when I think about the things that people like you do and think, trust me, I do feel those feelings of disgust and sadness. I don’t need to get angry though, I won’t allow myself to fall to the level of someone like yourself. I’m pretty sure that if you look at the news you’ll find that its a whole lot easier to keep your ratings up with a newscast about something that scares but thorougly captivates your primary demographic as opposed to presenting things less sensational yet altruistic in nature.
Smart African Americans look at people like you, and the things you say, and have to come to grips with the fact that simply put, racism in America is not dead. It may not be in the context of slavery, nor jim crow, but at least in that context, those ignorant people and downright hateful people would not, and could not hide from themselves or others.
I stand by my earlier statement that crimes committed are more the result of social economic standing rather than race. Those African Americans too naieve to realize that and move forward find themselves stuck in an outmoded frame of mind, and those whites who are too superior, comfortable, or naieve to realize that find themselves stuck with an equally outmoded frame of mind.
Just as much as blacks holding onto the ‘whites are evil we are poor and helpless’ mentality undoubtedly leads to various black on black,white,on anyone crimes, the ghetto mindset, and perpetuation of that mentality,
whites holding onto the ‘blacks are ignorant, ghetto, inferior, unitelligent, violent, and different’ mentality undoubtedly influences the way whites behave towards and view blacks. If thats what you are expecting to find in someone, you sure will find any excuse and look beyond common, actually, good sense and find it, regardless of whether its true or not.
I feel sorry for you Dave, clearly, you need to take a step back and understand the full extent of things and re-evaluate what you think and believe to be true. Then perhaps you’ll be able to respond in a competent manner, and actually say something of substance.
Explain to me why the entire continent of Africa has been locked in tribal war since before history was recorded? Speaking of history, explain to me why black people have been too stupid to create a written language on their own, and have never actually been able to record any of their own history. Explain to me why black cities like Los Angeles, Baltimore, Detroit, and parts of Atlanta are decaying war zones with barely any social infrastructure, where unemployment is at 50%, and where you can’t feel safe in your own home.
Your implication that crime didn’t exist in Africa before white people showed up there is only correct when you factor in the fact that black people were too stupid to ever come up with any system of laws for themselves. Laws were not being broken before white people arrived, simply because they did not exist. Don’t try to say that anyone “robbed” natural resources from Africa when Africans were far, far too stupid to ever collect those resources from the land for themselves. The resources you mentioned had no value to blacks because they were too stupid to mine them, too stupid to figure out metalworking, too stupid to set up any economy to assign value to anything.
Explain to me why zimbabwe went from being a food exporter to begging for international aid exactly at the time when they took land ownership rights away from the Afrikaners. Explain that, you black idiot.
Throughout history, it has exclusively been white people who have made any parts of the world livable. no matter where they go, black people bring rape, murder, theft, aids, etc, and they consistently blame white people, no matter if white people had any involvement or not.
The children you mention, working in the diamond mines? Where are their parents, to protect and care for them? Where are the parents in Detroit when students are consistently scoring lower than any other school system in this country? Explain that to me, you stupid, stupid, black idiot.
….are you guys fucking serious???
also, you dumb fucking groid, World Wars 1 and 2 marked a break in the regular peace that usually exists in the white world. when has Africa ever been at peace?
And finally, if you don’t like jews getting all your money, stop fucking buying stupid ass designer clothes, Puff Daddy cds, Nike sneakers and brand new cars as soon as your welfare check comes in.
No argument from me, we agree on this one. I’m sick of black comedians whose entire routine is denigrating white people. It was funny, once.
I realize this is a satire site and usually I love satire. But this ‘lets make fun of white people’ idea was worn out by the early nineties.
Incidentally, I’m a mutt. Half Indian (sorry, I despise hyphenated American) half Scots-Irish. This may qualify me to be among the scariest white people on the planet. Oh, and most people assume I’m just like them, all white.
I like that.
Peace!
Internet fights – Even when you win, you lose.
And remember the Jewish people stood up for other peoples who were persecuted, oppressed or victims of genocidial maniacs: black people, for example. But I can see why Jews in America aren’t usually seen as discriminated… except reading this page, it attracted a few anti-semites or racists brag about Jews are rich, cheap, etc.
whiteman, Los Angeles is over half Latino…although they are considered to be “people of color”, many Mexicans call themselves “brown people”. All our other U.S. major cities is a result of the influx of white middle-class people fleeing from them to the suburbs in the 1950s to 70s. Since then, we have the image of urban America being populated by a black majority. Now the older, inner suburbs are populated by a higher diversity of races & ethnic minorities than the gentrified urban core condos or ex-urb enclaves such as gated private communities and country clubs.
White folk love to still live in cold weather climates, because you don’t find other affluent white types like themselves in sunbelt states Fla., Tex. or Cal. (LOL). instead of cranking up the heater in their homes, they wear sweaters…and shorts. The ray-ban sunglasses is purely an option, unless you want to appear you’re in the sunbelt.
Aviators rule! you guys should check this blog out http://justjiving.com/?p=605
check this guy out http://jusjivin.com
I do not get the fascination with big sunglasses, ray bans, and the like in the least
I do not get the fascination with big sunglasses, ray bans, and the like in the least. Why white folk, why?
finally lol someone who agrees with me I am Russian Italian and German and im jewish thus making me a pretty scary white person too because just like blacks i am untouchable because anti-semitism falls under racism lol ordinary white people they think they can make fun of easily but me being jewish I jump in and fight back they cant say anything and yes i extremely hate the lets bash whitey crap i mean talking about raybans people may say its just talking about raybans whats the big deal the big deal is its this along with everything else said about whites and also with the fact that we are constantly being attacked for our skin color and also white women get raped all the time by blacks there is more to say about blacks then us in terms of negative statements but i appreciate u commenting on me because its nice to get good replies once in awhile especially since i came in here thinking i wouldn’t get any good replies wish there was a way to give u my email without all the other crackpots seeing it lol
Prime time is the right time, and the right time is to take in your fucking asshole.
WHite people live in cold places because there are fewers North American Pavement Apes. The NAPA loves warmer climates like Miami and New Orleans.
thanks for your very informative post.
Ok, so why do the cities with a high black population have corresponding pattern of high crime rates, high unemployment, low education levels, high government corruption, etc?
name one savage attack made by whites on blacks in the past 50 years dude u cant name any lol even if u had the memory of a white man you couldn’t name one that means it is nonexistent and when a cop goes over to arrest you its not because they hate blacks its because their police dogs are saying that is not baby powder in your pockets haha that is why they go to arrest you its not racism
and also John CoonMan look at the percentage of black to others in jail 75% ios black you know what that 25% is yes thats right idiot that 25% is everyone else whites indians arabs native americans and asians for all of us combined to make only 25% of prison that is pretty fucking sad dude and blacks just by themselves being a whole 75% i think you have lost do not even respond or you will get another word beating dude I am way more knowledgeable than you anyone can use the firefox squiggles to correct spelling mistakes to act smart but you are a coon nothing more i know facts and statistics and have researched this because even i did not trust what i saw on media i wanted to see what % of crime is black and the news has once again proved me wrong one thing the news does is they do not show all that you negros do if they did they would have alot of people getting paid overtime at ABC CNN FOX MSNBC etc etc
Yikes, Dave. Quite a troll you are. I’m proud of those who responded to you with intelligence and immeasurable patience– not to mention fine grammar, spelling and punctuation. But I encourage those who comment to ignore trolls.
There’s no need to throw or feed flames. A solid, smart argument speaks for itself without insults.
I’m sure they used to give out Wayfarers with happy meals when I was about 10. They are completely rubbish.
Great Idea, Great Blog. Here are more white people :-).
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You’re speaking of those sunglasses that came in an array of different colors and the matching cord for hanging them around the neck? Those weren’t really “wayfarers”.. and certainly not Ray-Ban. In fact, those were larger than wayfarers.
Why are you so hard on your mom nobraina? She never complained about the heat while she was sucking on the BIG, BLACK urban BANANA in her mouth. Matter of fact, she LOVED it.
Hell, you love it too. You still locked up or are you out on parole, we know how you trailer trash rednecks roll.
put alil love in your heart
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Whiteman, you are a fucking IDIOT. Learn to read a book you illiterate son of a bitch. I say that because if your dumbass too the time to do your research, you would find that blueprint for civilization was drafted by NON-WHITES. You dumbass. Just because you see a handful of places in Africa under warfare, does not mean the whole country is. Just like when you look at the news, not all inner city communities are bad. The news go by the motto, “if it bleeds, it leads”, so they will replay the same crime fifty times a day, every day til people outside the community feel it is a more dangerous place than it really is. Hell, just because most animal and child molestations are done by WHITE men, don’t mean all white men are perverts, now does it? Now, shut the fuck up and ……..
put alil love in your heart
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Really dumbass, do YOU even believe that. If you do, your dumber than I already knew.
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Ok whiteman, answer me this. Why do the cities with high levels of poor white trash have corresponding pattern of high crime rates, high unemployment, low education levels, high government corruption, etc?
The answer is all the same DUMBASS, ignorant people do ignorant things. STUPIDITY HAS NO COLOR, just look at you, dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
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No Whiteman, why would you want to be belittle yourself to a lowly turd person when you’ve worked so hard to elevate yourself to being a piece of SHIT.
put alil love in your heart
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It’s all about “trend”.. and it seems to change faster now, more than ever. Ray-Ban ‘Wayfarers’ are actually considered as ‘classic’ in the genre of sunglasses.. however, they seemed to had made a sort of a ‘come-back’ during the mid-late 80’s.. but, they’ve been around for many years prior.
“Big” sunglasses for women came out in the 60’s (I think).. and they’ve just re-surfaced over the past couple of years. Perhaps tomorrow, women will be wearing something quite the opposite, who knows?
I’m not really sure as to what exactly being “white” has to do with any of it.. other than just being practical and having good taste.. as do people of all races. Wearing shades with a lot of “gold” or whatever on them is totally classless IMO. Why some would pay more than $50 (if that much) for a pair of non-prescription ssunglasses is beyond me. Seems they’re trying to fill a huge “void” with nothing but, STUFF.
I have indeed noticed something over the years.. and that is when white folks set a trend, it may be slow to start.. but, it is more exer-lasting.. therefore, becoming a “classic” (omg.. theres that “white” term again.. lol!).. but, when the American Negro sets a trend, it catches on quickly.. only to fade away and become ‘yesterday’s news”… fashionably speaking. Music such as, blues, soul, r&b… are going to be around forever (I hope). Rap isn’t really music, nor does it take much actual ‘talent’ to scratch a record while a programmed drum machine is playing while someone recites their own brand of “poetry?” into a microphone with conviction and authority… and certain Hip-Hop will hang while the rest will fade away.
*ever-lasting (oooops.. lol!)
There are many “affluent” people in Fla, Tx and Cali. In fact, a whole lot of people from NYC tend to retire in Fla.
Btw, what would be considered as the “beige” race?
Big, black, ‘urban’ banana? Fyi : bananas turn black when they are overly ripe to rotten.. much less, grow very large in urban areas.. if at all.
You may care to utilize a different analogy(?) 🙂
I’m not black and I love watermelan and friend chicken.. and barbeque ribs too!
Once, there was this black couple and this white couple having a Bible study at one of their homes.. and they’d gotten into a debate as to whether God was black or of God was white. They were friends.. and they didn’t want to get into a heated discussion or and argument over it.. so, the black gentleman said “I’ll tell you what, lets pray about it and maybe God will show un in His own way whether He is black of if He is white”… and they all agreed.. so, they all took hands and were praying about it.. and suddenly, a loud voice shouted down from the Heavens… “I AM WHAT I AM!”… and so the white man said.. “hey brother, did you hear that? God is definately white”.. and the black guy said..”how did you come to that conclusion just out of God saying ‘I am what I am’… and the whie man said..”because had He been black, He would’ve said “I is what I is!” 🙂
So, you’re Jewish by blood or religious aspects.. or both?
I’m a “Heinze-57′ for sure… German, English, French, Dutch, Irish, Scottish and Cherokee Indian.
I am a born-again Christian… love everybody, hate no one, compassionate, understanding, non-judgmental, non-condemning, neither conservative nor liberal.. Rupublican nor Democrat.. seeker/finder of truth.. (Not to be confused with the “Christian-Right” here in the US.)
I am able to laugh at self.. as well, as others. I’m not a racist.. as there are good and bad in all races.. and think “PC” has gone way overboard. Facts are facts… speculations are speculations. I think that in order to for an opinion, (worth stating) one should firstly know something about the topic or issue @ hand.
I love good humor and understand that “if I cannot take it, I shouldn’t dish it out.”
still white people
That Youtube vid blows
I can honestly tell you that when you think they were doing that no one who wore WF’s went to McD’s.
As I stated before, THE BIG, BLACK URBAN BANANA BITCH!! How do you know I am NOT talking about a rotten banana? Did you read me say “a black man’s urban banana”? Get YOUR mind out the gutter, or maybe YOU enjoy sucking on big black DICKS. Either way, YOU may need to need to RETHINK your responses to people. You may have just set yourself up for a dick in your mouth.
put alil love in your heart
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Can you please add “Colorado” to the list? It is and has everything that white people like. Not to mention that Coloradans are THE stereotypical white people.
I’m just going with what you said. I never said anything about anything other than a big, black urban banana.
All I was trying to convey to you was the fact that a big, black banana would be as such because it was overly ripe or rotten.. and the fact that bananas don’t grow very large in urban areas.
Why are you getting all ‘huffy’ and reiterating on your own ignorance? Your original post sufficed. We get it.. you’re an idiot.
Could’ve been. Think about it : how some place their priorities, ie. Wear expensive $200 tennis shoes.. $90 jeans.. $125 official NBA jersey.. $10,000 gold jewelry.. $25,000 gold “grill”… $300 car with $3000 stereo.. $5000 wheels/tires.. eat @ Micky D’s.. go home to a $35,000 crib with burglar-bars.. in a run-down hood.
It could happen 🙂
How cute MVA, I was’nt getting huffy, I was just stating a FACT. You decided to stick your nose in grown folks business and you got a foot in your ass instead. Look funny man, if I wanted a history lesson on a fucking banana, I would have asked you for it. Be it that I have’nt, SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep your opinions to yourself. Beware who you speak up for, you maybe defending a dumbass and you maybe considered a dumbass as well because of the company you keep. Play your cards wrong and you maybe on the receiving end of the URBAN BANANA.
put alil love in your heart
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I agree MVA, poor white trash do the darnest things with their money. I still don’t understand it. The mind wobbles.
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Because California is white like wash-lines and empty-headed, while there’s something brown and holy about the east.
Wayfarers rock, they’re basically a trademark of 60’s Bob Dylan, which is enough for me. The trouble with this generation is that every middle class suburbanite dresses well, fuck all as to which color, every single one of them has the possibility of receiving a fantastic education, and all the while none of them are worth their shoes to anyone else. This game sucks.
I’m really surprised that this blog hasn’t done a post yet on steampunk. I have yet to encounter a steampunker that isn’t of the pastiest white complexion…
As a black man I’m just curious to know what number do we fall on the list? LOL I loved this one in particular because as soon as you click on my blog you see me in a pair of Rayban Waffers. Which I hope translates to white people liking me. LOL
Love this blog, really funny + great observations.
I have just moved to Sweden, and blog about my first year there. If u want to have a look, it is right here: http://thingsidowhenyoulookaway.blogspot.com
Kris
a black man named Brett who hopes that white people like him because he wears ray-bans on his blog?
hmmmmm…..
Personally, I think there are really only two types of sunglasses that are at all attrative for men, aviators and ray bans. All other styles are pretty coopted by their respective groups.
What else are hipsters to do? Buy a Gaudy pair of Oakleys? Get a round pair of Getty Lee/Gardy Oldman Dracula frames?
Many glasses look to spacey, too cheap futuristic with their polished steel and curved design.
A sunglass classic!
Wayfarers are very popular with blind, black blues musicians as well as black jazz musicians who aren’t blind.
hahaha that was pretty good ROTFLMAO and very true hahaha
John Negro Man has yet to reply to my comment either he accepts defeat like he should or he is scared he will look more stupid by losing to me even worst then before
Just because you are black and have an IQ of 25 does not mean you are right just because you have a high IQ to other blacks of an IQ of 10 you still have around only a fourth the average White IQ of 100
And talking about your dick is internet chimping out where you ignore any bit of decency and intellect just from frustration if you cant take it then leave coon.
enigma, where have you been girlfriend?
put alil cock in your ass boy!
check this dude out… http://jusjivin.com gives a black perspective
Hey dave, learn to use punctuation marks before you decide to insult somebodies IQ dumbass. That must make your IQ, say, -4. Shut the fuck up dave and stay in your place.
put alil love in your heart
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?????? What the fuck are you trying to say moron. Learn to speak you fucking inbreed hick.
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Up your beeeotch.
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first of all inbreed means to inbreed or to make babies among your own family how can i be an inbreed hick unless you mean to say I am an inbred hick meaning inbreeding took place to make me which is past tense and also i am not an inbred hick i am a jew in the city who sees the shitskins and cant stand them that is all. Also when you tell me to learn how to speak why dont you learn that a question does not end in a period and when you do add the question mark put it at the end of the sentance next time thank you darky ROTFL
At least when I do use punctuation I know what punctuation marks to use. For example I do not put a period in a question statement. Also when I do ask a question I put the question marks at the end, not in the beginning. Do you get what I’m saying? Do you notice the question mark is at the end of the sentence where it belongs. You also spelled little the wrong way it’s little not lil and an IQ(Intelligent Quotient) can not go to negative numbers. Also when you said somebodies it is supposed to be spelled like somebody’s. I should be the one saying stay in your place which would be the jungle where you belong. Do not even respond as to the fact you have been defeated or if you want to continue this then please respond if you so wish.
Um, dumbass, africa is not a country. Africa is a continent are you sure you are calling the right person a dumbass dude? Also “you dumbass” is not a complete sentence. If you are using Firefox how many red squiggles do you see before you post your comment? That would hurt my eyes seeing an entirely red screen of red squiggles.
White man I agree with you 100%.
Maybe LA being half latino is why it’s only 50% unemployment if it were 100% black there would be 100% unemployment.
I think it has also a UV rays protection. Well, that’s so cool.
Dave, you’re a jack of all asses. Where o’ where do I start? Let’s see,
“At least when I do use punctuation I know what punctuation marks to use. For example I do not put a period in a question statement. Also when I do ask a question I put the question marks at the end, not in the beginning. Do you get what I’m saying? Do you notice the question mark is at the end of the sentence where it belongs. ”
You was on a roll for a minute but then you had to get comfortable dumbass. First, you refuse ad space between sentences.
Second, your lack of the use of a comma makes things confusing to anyone who just reads your words straight out. Third, right after you “schooled me” on how to use a question mark after a question, your DUMBASS asked a question WITHOUT a question mark.
If I want to spell a little, alil, then damn it I will and there is very LIL your dumbass can do about it, so shut the fuck up. Now you take your dumbass back to the trailer park where you belong with all your redneck friends and continue to molest sheep all day. And by the way, a -4 on your IQ would be an all time high for your dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
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You INBREED dumbass, if that is what I want to call you, then guess what, that’s what I am going to call you. By the way, I never asked you a question, I may have inserted a prepositional phrase in the form of a question, but it was not a stand alone question, therefore, it did not need a question mark. Look, you better think twice before your dumbass try attacking me BOY. I will shove a yamika so far up your ass, it will make the two curly pig tails hanging down the sides of your meat head straight.
put alil love in your heart
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Dave, you are a illiterate, need to be hooked on phonics DUMBASS. Learn to read bitch, this is getting pathetic. Look dumbass, if I said it once, I said it a million times, make sure your shit is correct before you attempt to chastize me. Mistakes were made, what the fuck are you going to do about it secretary? Nothing, that’s what. Oh yeah, you know alot about those squiggly lines eh, you see alot of em with your non writing ass.
put alil love in your heart
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Just like you’re 100 percent DUMBASS dave.
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Aviators are a kind (style) of Ray-Bans (the brand), as are Wayfarers. All other aviators are impostors.
Today, I went on stuff white people like. The first thing i saw was #130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers. I was really psyched to recieve a pair for Christmas. I’m Black!!!MLIA
Stuffwhitepeoplelike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARATHONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm, so my liberal friend told me about this website in AP Biology. What’s the first thing I see? The Ray-Ban Wayfarers… that I wear. Prescription and all. Also, I’m typing this on a Macbook, and I ate sushi with my mom this weekend.
How do these people find out exactly what goes on in the life of a middle-class white girl?
Amazing. I’ve been cracking up, at how incredibly white I am.
Don’t you mean “effluent”?
I’m going out to get a pair today!
I am disturbed by the fact that i am starting to use this blog as my own personal tastemaker!
Another great post Christian!!!
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/2009/12/16/because-strange-things-threaten-masculinity/
I’m so sorry that I didn’t make myself clear in my conveyance, home-boy. I wasn’t speaking of a ‘grill’ of platinum or white gold.. (and God forbid porcelain laminates) but, that unsightly yellow gold. You know what I’m sayin, eNIGma?
First things, first : one must have a ‘mind’.. before any wobbling can transpire.
Stuff a lil love in it 🙂
I do. Just going by what ‘beige race’ said. All in jest, of course.. having a little fun wih a typo 😉
Yeah.. Bob Dylan! A truth-sayer for sure.. like Jimi Hendrix. It’s like they’re modern day ‘prophets’ with great talent.. having something worth saying for the em-betterment of society as a whole.. in lieu of rapping off a bunch of rebellious nonsensical “smack”.. waiting on a riot to occur.. utilizing that as a window of opportunity to loot businessess for their own personal gain.
#121 : by dresses “well”, you’re not necessarily saying ‘in good taste’.. yes? 🙂
Maybe he really wanted you to understand what he was saying.. and thats why he didn’t choose to use a question mark(?).
Do the maff!
Dave, he couldn’t possibly have been talking about his di*k.. as he used the term “big.” Had he been talking about his private area, perhaps he may had thrown in the terms “magnifying glass” or maybe even, ‘microscope'(?).
Hey, you may as well make up your own definitions for certain words. You certainly speak your own language.. and it hovers intellectually, not much higher than that of a gnat.. if that high. Kind of like your actual display of intellect; it so becomes you.
You’d like to be referred to as “African-American”.. but, you’re not, unless you were actually born in Africa and came to the US and became a US citizen. If you were actually born here in the USA, you are an American ‘of African descent’.. more specifically, an American “Negro”.. which means “black” in Spanish.
Caucasian means ‘white’.. or of European origin/descent. I am an American caucasian.. ie. a white person born in the US. I am an American of European descent.. not a European American.
A Japanese couple are born and raised in Japan.. then, move to the US.. pledging allegiance, becoming American citizens. They are Japanese Americans. They have children born in the US.. those children are Americans of Japanese descent.. not Japanese Americans.
Also, if a person cannot be reasoned with.. that makes them “unreasonable.”
If a person cannot be taught.. that makes them “un-teachable.”
There is a difference between “ignorance” and “stupidity”.. as it is ok to be ‘ignorant’ about something.. as that just simply means that they didn’t know.. or were simply, ‘unaware’…. but, when that same person has been given ‘heads-up’ on a perticular topic or issue.. yet, they still continue thinking and acting the same way they did before the attempt in their enlightenment was put forth.. that simply makes them stupid.
Put a lil love in yo heart… and a whole lot of actual knowledge in yo head 🙂
*particular 😉
I know this MVA, that is why my mind WOBBLES everytime I read something STUPID. And guess what, my mind is wobbling from your STUPID words. And, no worries, you made yourself clear enough, dude.
put alil love in your heart
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eNIGma…
Thanks.. and I wasn’t even trying. “Wanting” and “needing” are two different things. It’s hard for some of us to “dumb-down” enough.. for the likes of yourself to even begin to understand what is being conveyed. Perhaps, you rode the “short-bus” to school(?).
I actually love bananas.. great source of potassium. Not sure about the “urban” banana. You seemed as though you needed a lesson on bananas.. as a “big, black, urban banana” would be much considered an oxymoron.
No need to feel you’re a paramount and vital element in the ‘great scheme of things’.. much less, telling me to ‘shut the fu*k up’.. as you’re certainly not the boss of me.
You weren’t getting ‘huffy’.. yet, you called me a ‘bitch’.. utilizing all capitals(?). And btw, Einsteinigma.. I’m not a man.
Hahaha! eNIGma and mind = oxymoron.
I’m not a “dude”.. girlfriend 🙂
He’s not TRYING to say anything. He said it.. in the format of giving you credit for having at least a half-a-brain.. but, you blew it.. so, I’ll interpret what he said, for you : You’re a blatant idiot.
MVA and dumbass= perfect match. Your not a “dude”, ok, well you are a female DUMBASSETTE. You feel better beeeotch.
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You was’nt saying that while my sack was in your mouth and my mighty schlong resting on your forehead beeotch. Now, the only magnifying glass need was the one needed to find the brain in your head. I heard about the deal you made with “ripleys believe it or not”, once you die, your suppose to donate your head to them so that they can display a brainless head. But no brains do come with an advantage MVA, more room to shove my anaconda in your head. hahaha.
now put alil love in your heart after I take my dick out your mouth
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In the mind of an asshole, that would make sense, so naturally you would understand. But for the rest of the intelligent people on this site, we ain’t buying it. Dumbasses of a feather flock together, you and dave are made for each other.
put alil love in your heart
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AGAIN, in the mind of an asshole, that would make sense, so naturally you would understand. But for the rest of the intelligent people on this site, we ain’t buying it. Dumbasses of a feather flock together, you and dave are made for each other.
put alil love in your heart
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MVA, you stick your nose in other peoples business and all you have accomplished is to make yourself look like a bigger ass than you already are. I am not trying to be ‘politically correct” when I call someone a dumbass redneck. SO, that long boring diatribe that was writen by you is nothing more than a waste of time and space. I know the difference between ignorance, arrogance and STUPIDITY. You are STUPID. You make comments on things not even being talked about, then you make a piss poor attack while in the wrong. I go after racist dumbasses like yourself. I enjoy it, I have no intentions on stopping. So, if you enjoy defending a racist, fine, I wont try to stop you. I will just continue to call you a dumbass til my heart is content. DUMBASS.
now put alil love in your heart
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Mad Venomous Asshole, you seem to have alil intelligence. You remind me of Lassie, that bitch was smart, just like you. Maybe in a previous life, you used to play her even though Lassie was actually a male doggie. The point I am making is this, for someone who has the intellect of americas beloved dog, why do you say such STUPID things. You defend racist, you talk foolishness and you come off more like a dumbass than a bitch. Wow, usually it is the other way around. I know what a banana is, I also know that you enjoy shoving more than a banana down your throat. Word is, your pretty good at it too. Now, as for a big urban banana, you can take it many ways. You decided to take it as a big black dick, which is something that you are not a stranger too. You have seen many in your day, and you probably have one shoved up your ass right now. Tell Leroy I said hi and be sure you say, “I’m black and I’m proud” while he represents the motherland with you on all fours. Pick up a box of oxi-clean, and we could consider you a oxi-moron. You being the moron ofcourse. I have to spell things out to you because you are dumb. Now think of something else, and try to stay on point and attempt to be clever. I have faith in you dummy, now make daddy proud.
put alil love in your heart
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Just bought some today… I thought for once they actually didn’t suit me but this imposter brand altered theirs just slightly enough for me to look good in them. And now I look like everyone else in Melbourne, Australia (which is where I live.). Yay?
This dude loved them so much he got them tattooed on his face. http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/01/is-the-bro-who-tattooed-glasses-on-to-his-head-the-human-meme-of-the-decade.html
How could they miss John Kennedy? John Kennedy owns Ray Ban Wayfarers a far as I’m concerned.
past tense…
He HAD the tattooed on his face.
He’s dead now.
I literally never get sick of this web site!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Mr. Yellow looks like he has a problem with me. First my moleskine, now the glasses. I paid 10 euro for mine, does that help by any chance? (and I’m pretty sure it’s much more beatuful than yours)
stwpl Don Henly boys of summer that song is such a white song. He also gives a wayfars shout out.
you know what else white people like to do wear their wayfars in the rain while wearing shorts. SMH
I found this article on the New York Times Website today entitled “Therapists Report Increase in Green Disputes”…TOO funny–just count how much stuff white people like is mentioned in this article…divorce, recycling, being offended, bicycles, sushi, vegan/vegetarianism, etc. Sometimes I wonder if the Times writers are reading swpl and deliberately compiling “greatest hits” articles!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/18/science/earth/18family.html?pagewanted=1&em
By the way, if “Asian girls” is an acceptable listing (for white men), then so should be “People of Color” for white women…I know so many that only date/marry People of Color. And yes, I should know (I’m a Person of No Color married to a Latino). : )
Thanks brain child.
You’re a true Barbie. You may also want to know that Jesus wears them, too.
hb, no matter what you say, I’m still going to try to offend everybody, regardless of race, creed, color, or socio-economic situation.
Because it’s funny.
I am so lonely…
you need to check out http://jusjivin.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is sooo true! It’s even more impressive how this people read this articles, get angry and try to convince themselves that this is not true with stupid foundations
Or, I actually have a life and other things to attend to besides bickering with a person who argues in a rather cyclical fashion and is beyond wasting my ‘breath’ on. Enjoy your sad world of walls Dave. Maybe when I feel like sifting through the mess that you call an argument once more, I will reply with a counterpoint.
Haha – I still wear them. No-Name, Belushi-Style whats wrong? In Europe its the Ray Ban Pilot Glasses, hopefully it will be Clubmaster next year, now that’s cult.
Exactly. Thank You!
I haven’t actually owned a pair of sunglasses for about 5-6 years.
I was at the beach last June with some friends though, and it was a really sunny day. So my girlfriend and I went for a walk past a bunch of little booths/tents selling art pieces, jewelry and…cheap sunglasses. There was a pair of these black sunglasses that my girlfriend suggested I tried on. We were both happy enough with the results so I gave the salesperson $10 and I walked away without having to squint for the rest of the day.
As the summer progressed I began to see more and more people wearing the same sunglasses. At some point I became aware that I’d purchased Wayfarer knockoffs (I guess I’m pretty ignorant when it comes to sunglasses that were fashionable in the 80’s…with the exception of aviators).
Then during the fall I spent some time in Europe and the Wayfarers were EVERYWHERE.
And now we have this article. I don’t know if I can wear these glasses anymore in good conscience (not that I have much of a need to in the winter in Vancouver). This means I’ll either have to find a new pair of cheap sunglasses that look good on me, or hope that the Wayfarer has gone out of fashion by springtime.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
I’m white but I don’t like wearing sunglasses. I buy the cheap pair to put in my car in the rare case that it is too sunny to see the road. Then again, I almost never go with the flow.
HAHA ok.. so I think most of this is so true! Now, I don’t own a pair.. but I do have to say I have thought about buying a pair..
duh….most people do not wear sunglasses….so I guess you DO go with the flow of most people..
Thanketh you for the non-correction. Now doeth us all a big favor and shuteth the fucketh up.
Ye olde english.
go check out http://jusjivin.com
HAHA what a FAKE LOSER SHE MUST BE. FEED HER THOSE JUDGEMENT PERIODS. ………..
Roflmao, as the kids say.
Ha!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Stuff Black People Like: white women that have booty meat, welfare, hot sauce, microwaved food, chitlins, collard greens, grits, Southern food, lots of oil and butter, deep-fried food, bringing up race whenever their on TV, weed, liquor, grape soda, fried chicken, watermelon, caddy escalades, expensive rims, ridiculous sneakers and other useless purchases that portray how fresh their game is.
I don’t have a problem with black people at all but I find it kind of unfair that white people can’t reciprocate. Before you call me racist, realize that you’re on a blog called stuffwhitepeoplelike. How long would stuffblackpeoplelike be on the net before someone called the author racist?
True.
this dude is hilarious http://jusjivin.com
http://stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com/
Stfu about things you know nothing about.
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Coming from a black perspective (though it should be noted that not all black people think the same and do the same stuff.) This has to be one of the greatest blogs on the internet. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘it’s funny because it’s true.’ In all honesty, people that get offended by this blog (i’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark here and assume they’re all white) wouldn’t last a minute as a minority.
“And thats the double truth Ruth!”
White people, earn extra street cred by naming who and what that last quote is from!
What about those counterfeit Ray-Bans made in China and available at a fraction of the cost? As a white guy, I went to to Barnes and Nobels and then to Wendys wearing my Ray-Bins. They were swanky. But then, when somebody asked me about tax reform, one of the lenses fell out.
ya so i feel really white right now. i just bought ray bans yesterday. love the site. haha
#132- the website Stuff White People like
Hey Another view on the subject, you forgot to add the most important thing black people like on your lil list, kicking the butt of little pip squeeck cracker nerds like yourself. Now give me your lunch money punk, even online, you can get got.
always fear the dark
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That site is not as funny because they’re trying not to be racist, whereas this website doesn’t care about pickin on white people. Not to mention SBPL.com only has half the posts.
I think not. I don’t care what color you are, I wouldn’t lose a fight to your lame ass.
haha… i just bought a pair of WHITE wayfarers… and yes I am indeed white….
why can’t I “become a fan” of stuff white people like on Facebook … this material would surely help change the world?
First off, I’m black. Secondly, I’m around white people just as much as I hang around black people. But as long as a BLACK person was saying things “stuff black people like” and it was true, I’d laugh too. Those things you listed that ”black people like”, I’m sure you didn’t learn those from hanging around black people. You learned them from other ignorant whites like yourself. Because you wouldn’t make that statement if you hung around black people all the time.
no, you’re not. You’re just a white wanna-be of Flava Flav.
LOL this site is funny because most of the stuff is right on.
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this is racist !
Between this, pea coats and indie music, it’s like you are describing Ian McCulloch of Echo and the Bunnymen from the 80s. Is this stuff British people like?
you do realize that blues, soul, and R&B (not to mention rock and jazz) were all started by black people right?
As Greg watched paulie4 walked away into the sunshine, he quietly weeped. It just so happened that Dick Johnson was walking by.
Greg explained to Dick that his hero had just cum on him and walked away. Dick said that was sad and then he proceeded to french kiss Greg. They fell on the street and started rolling around like horny dogs.
Suddenly Greg stopped and said, “Uh, do you have protection?”
Dick said, “Of course!”
Greg then proceeded to put on his ray-bans, turned over, and let Dick fuck him in the ass in the warm summer sunshine.
This is so true! I have been wanting a pair of RayBans, but I’m cheap so I got a knock off pair at Target.
Although, I still wear my big glasses. I love them. I guess I am a dying breed of women. I don’t want to get rid of my big sunglasses! They offer way more sun protection than Raybans.
Huzah!!!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
This is not racist. It is just hard for white people to recognize themselves as a race with specific (and in this case – hilarious) racial and cultural characteristics.
Get over it folks.
Stuff black people like: Fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, red kool-aid (and only red), grape soda, bassetball, and overweight white women.
I loled.
where is this picture taken? that mountain looks like tunnel mounatin in banff
Stuff my stupid autistic ass like: Fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, red kool-aid (and only red), grape soda, bassetball, and overweight white women.+
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How are country music concerts not “white”? That is probably the whitest event I can think of
This site is hatefully sarcastic and arrogant like ‘modern’ comedians. When our Nationalist revolution begins as it has in Russia, you’ll be among the first to go. 1488
Jacob’s right. It’s good in a way anti-Whiteness is becoming so commercialized and obvious. It’s sad our own have been driven toward self hatred. There will be a backlash on the provocateurs and followers, indeed. The time is nearing. 14/88
-David
It’s sad to think that there are still skinheads around. False superiority of any individual group is not only stupid, it’s primitive.
White people are NOT being driven to self-hate. They are being driven to self-awareness of their insensitive ways. White people hate to be reminded of their lack of sensitivity due to their belief in the concept of ‘whiteness’.
Well listen to the white boy who has a jewish name but believe in Nazi propoganda??
Jacob is what we call, a lightbulb brain that had just burnt out…
Here is what our Jewish Nazi means when he types 1488:
White nationalists sometimes combine the number 14 with 88, as in “14/88” or “1488”. The 8s stand for the eighth letter of the alphabet (H), with ‘HH’ standing for “Heil Hitler”.[3] ’88’ can also refer to the book 88 Precepts by David Lane.[4] The 88 can also stand for the 88-word statement in Mein Kampf.
Go gas yourself Jacob.
Well listen to ANOTHER white boy who has a jewish name but believe in Nazi propoganda??
DAVID is what we call, a lightbulb brain that had just burnt out…
Here is what our Jewish Nazi means when he types 1488:
White nationalists sometimes combine the number 14 with 88, as in “14/88″ or “1488″. The 8s stand for the eighth letter of the alphabet (H), with ‘HH’ standing for “Heil Hitler”.[3] ‘88′ can also refer to the book 88 Precepts by David Lane.[4] The 88 can also stand for the 88-word statement in Mein Kampf.
Go gas yourself DAVID…
This site is a racist shit pile. And don’t give me that “lighten up” bull shit, i’m sick of the constant double standard.
White people are made to feel like they have to be constantly apologizing for the way we live, or for things that were done by people over a hundred years ago. Black people can take the piss out of us all they want and it’s funny, but make a black joke and you’re slime. Yet somehow it’s still seen as white people are the only ones who are racist. Black people will pull the race card at every opportunity and love to remind us that their ancestors came here as slaves and that’s why this world is so unfair and the struggling black man can’t get a job/break/opportunity cause all the racist whites have all the money and power. Uhhh.. wait a minute, isn’t the president black? Stop making excuses for yourselves.
Yes, i am aware that this article was probably written by a white person, that doesn’t make it okay.
Listen to the white boy whimper like a lil bitch because he feels that black people make him feel like they have to constantly apologize…
STFU and pull down your skirt, ya sissy.
My, my. Tis is funny!!!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
because they’re the “wrong kind” of white people. if you haven’t gotten that this site is poking fun of white hipsters who surely DON’T listen to country music (well, unless the band is full of bearded dudes with no southern accent), then you’re missing the humor entirely.
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Amen, bud. You said it all. The double standard is enough to drive anyone nuts.
Ignore the pathetic flamers that responded to your post.
“Under no circumstances, should you imply that white people purchased their sunglasses because of celebrities that are not dead or because they saw them on other white people they think are cool. This will make them very upset as white people need to believe that they cannot be persuaded to buy anything.
Saying something like “man, it’s pretty amazing how 65 people at this outdoor concert all decided to get their sunglasses at exactly the same time,” should only be directed at a white person who is not wearing Wayfarers. This will make them feel better about not fitting in, but it will also make them self conscious about their plan to buy a pair.”
oh my good gosh! that’s gold!
white ppl? public enemy and flavor flav!
Say what you want but I have my Wayfarer, and I love them
I don’t love them
Ray Charles wore these and he was black. I do believe that other races wear sunglasses too. Big deal.
Just got a pair 🙂
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
Maybe even more so than, Ray-Bans, Vans shoes and Ugg boots.
There are post on these things on my freshman Honors English student’s blog:
http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/
I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.
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Dt Asia
Until ugliness happens I won’t have their respect. They obviously don’t recognize the hurricanes.
They manufactured credibility issues. One was stealing:::They pushed me into stealing to ensure they had a tactic they could sell to the disfavored. As punishment I expereinced years of seizures at the time and renal failure decades later.
Perhaps the Gods would have corrupted people with clone hosting, place a new person in a clone host with a different disfavor level to justify the change/impression they want to make.
They used “carte blanche” of these tools to create a telepathic vested interest, ensuring no amicable closure, for I would serve as a constant reminder of what had happened.
The Gods have black women betray the men to prime misogyny in the black community.
They’re lying to you and they’ve been your WHOLE LIVES!!
Europeans deserved to be inflicted with Christianity and the United States. It’s just too bad the black man had to assimilate into this white punishment.
You weren’t before civil rights.
Things are not what they seem.
Just as the Gods prohibited the Italians from attacking the Moors because of their favor, so were the Jews prohibited from attacking (most) motherland Germans. Instead they attacked German-Americans.
And the United States for ignoring the Holocaust as it happened. Thus we had the 60s and the deterioration of decency in society.
Californication.
The Italians, sexual a primary problem, had an endless supply at hand.
The Jews, sheltered from this new-world holocaust in their communities, watched the devestation.
As you entered the “valley of steel” you fell prey to temptation and betrayed your families and were punished:::The Gods “managed” these groups whom did their dirty work, “downgrading” the Jews for their obscene wickedness post-Holocaust.
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The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and this is what they meant. I will remind you of another principle you learned as a child:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
Even the antient Gods don’t have the ability to listen to people’s thoughts themselves. They taugh we were all made in their image:::I expect they need this “Artificial Intelligence” they created to relay what people think.
It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers, all in an attempt to test people with temptation. Ironically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all “managed” by the God’s technology.
But this agent of the Gods can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.
Obedience is not the answer. This is the brain-less response and the easy way out.
You’ve done everything you have been told for years and it never bought you ANYTHING. Your parents did what they were told and it didn’t buy them anything. Your grandparents did everything they were told and now they’re dead, reincarnated as lesser life forms, perhaps even into America’s deranged, violent ghettos.
People think they are not responsible when Artificial Intelligence tells them to do something. They offeed a clue with the Holocaust AND with Watergate:::Defy authority and do the right thing.
In earlier decades this obedience may have been out of fear, as so often in Germany, but that era is long over. To maximize damamge the Gods today sell them on “earning” and these people think they will profiteer from their evil.
They offer a clue on the Simpsons with Flanders and Skinner. So many ridicule both figures, a testiment to the state of our society.
The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools recently are corrupting the children at a progressively younger age, a reflection of our collectively increasing disfavor and yet another clue illustrating we live in a increasingly deteriorating environment.
Children who sucessfully repair their relationship with the Gods ascend into heaven. This often takes multiple lives of hard work and proper behavior in the face of adversity to achieve. Adults to whom it is offered enter clone hosting instead, thinking they will be ascending into heaven ultimately. The Gods tempt people, selling them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil. In their desperation the disfavored subscribe to this temptation, making their task even more difficult than before due to the evil they incurr in the process. And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more allusive with each passing life.
The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many there may not be enough time left.
Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this immediate feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until the end of this or their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations, like the United States or its ghettos therein.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.
Example:::Punishment for gay marriage in Iowa was immediate and painful, a sign of favor of these God-fearing, church-going Midwesterners.
The Gods suggest they can create paradise for those with their favor. I argue they create misery for those without::::
Our celebrity culture is temptation. It creates a distraction which consumes people, sometimes for life. Certainly it costs them precious years which could be spent repairing their relationship with the Gods, time that ultimately goes wasted.
Do you really think Frank Sinatra lived to be 84 years old? In fact the “Chairman of the Board” had a new crowd to entertain in the late 80s/early 90s.
These people are clone hosts. Now, there is no thing as “black and white” with the Gods. This technology they invented is far, far too dynamic. Expect they require most to stay for a period of time, for I suspect actively (knowingly) engaging in this evil incurrs at an accelerated rate as compared to “carte blanche” given regarding successive clone hosts. They remain until they achieve a pre-determined level of disfavor, incurring evil in their misguided celebration of “earning”, at which time they are ultimately reincarnated, perhaps because they eventually learned this truth I am sharing with you and began to repair their relationship or until the Gods became disgusted and sent them back.
The Gods recruit most for clone hosting when people are young, in their late teens or twenties, when people are eager to hurt others for what they perceive to be the benefits achieved through “earning”. And before they leave they give the Gods “carte blanche”:::”Do anything you want. I give my full approval.” Depending on their level of disfavor the Gods take them to heart.
Because of this these people STILL INCUR EVIL FROM THIS LIFE DESPITE BEING REINCARNATED AND LIVING AS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON and living in our temptation-ridden society. And incurring this amount of evil may likely push many over the edge into Damnation.
What are the God’s standards for offering clone hosting? Sociobility? Many tactics in various eras are used to gain approval, duress during the Vietnam draft being a good example, one which deteriorated into preditation as mankind’s disfavor grew.
They liked Heath Ledger. Not enough to allow him to escape without the evil of “Dark Knight” and the horrific wickedness that was the recruiting tool “Brokeback Mountain”. But now he is out. And irregardless of how old he is now, reincarnated 10, 15 years ago, he now is no longer incurring evil from this life. So many others cannot say the same.
This is Planet Reverse Positioning. Sucess IS NOT a sign of favor. It is just a unique temptation targetted towards a different level of disfavor. Considering our roots as peasantry people should be particularly alarmed at this tactic.
Clone hosting is like money:::A different level of disfavor and its associated temptation. Money is in better position to learn more quickly than those without, for the associations and wealth-based freedom enables them access to information. Unfortunately, those who fall for this temptation of clone hosting are likely returned to their original lowest level of disfavor once they are reincarnated, punishment for this evil, and they have to start from scratch.
Our society’s values are bestowed by (a reflection of) the God’s:::Punitive and reward-based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven BY BEING RESPECTABLE AND DECENT!!!
Not by being evil and wicked.
Forgiveness/savior was the primary temptations the Gods used Christianity to create.
Middle-America’s anti-Semitic attitudes are a clue regarding Christianity. Europe shaped like a sheep is symbolic for the slaughter that is Christinaity.
There is no such thing as a free ride. Just as you have to earn a living by working so must you earn your own salvation by repairing your relationship with the Gods.
As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves. The Gods offer clues in life::::Be it school, work, etc., you have to do the work for yourself and when you do something wrong you get punished. Cheating is a subsegment and speaks directly to the temptation of “priveledge”, one we have seen used effectively when the United States preyed on the disfavored with the so-called “stimulus package”.
As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism was inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like his mother. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish.
Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make (permanant) accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome. Body ornamentation (tattoos/piercing), celebrated in Africa and elsewhere among disfavored peoples/cultures, also violates the body the Gods gave us in their image, quite opposite to the positive attitudes the disfavored hold regarding this practice.
Like Jesus the Second Coming of Christ will be evil. He will look like a savior in this demented society while the Anti-Christ will speak of a different gospel, one that tries to restore the norms and mores which the Gods originally blessed upon the people which made life decent, looking like a tyrant in the process.
He will be viewed as the “bad guy” when really he is the one trying to save the world.
There may be a phoney offering, a theatrical production which accurately follows the Book of Revelations. Actually positioning demands it:::::Christianity is positioned to be the one true religion. And those who follow its teachings will have limits imposed ensuring their stay will be minimal, a “consolation prize”, for they don’t think correctly and therefore don’t behave appropriately, or perhaps will be used to colonize the new Planet Earth. This describes many “sinners” in today’s society because they refuse to change their behavior.
Life is a test, and the Gods evaluate people based on their performance.
The Gods test people with the temptation for which they are most weak::::
Homosexuals desire sodomy, preditors pursue the hunt, alcoholics crave a drink, junkies jones for dope, etc.
Addiction theory is a lie; it is Artificial Intelligence creating the desire, punishment for inappropriate behavior. Ironically, it compells people deeper into the behavior, minimizing hope for recovery.
The Gods chose Christianity for Europeans because it is the temptation to which they are most suseptable:::Entitlement. Something for nothing. A free ride. Irresponsible behavior. The United States/Western civilization’s accompanying wealth contributes to this perception. And other people from throughout the world happily subscribe to this punishment designed for Europeans, assuming this legacy once assimilated.
Next time you think of Muslims recognize these people are vastly superior to Christians. Whereas many throughout the Christian world no longer attend church and have fallen into Godlessness, the Muslim world worships the Gods for OVER AN HOUR EACH AND EVERY DAY.
The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century. It took an extraordinarily long time for them to learn this truth I teach due to this artificial handicap. These people are SO extremely disfavored, but today’s positioning says differently, much to people’s confusion, for they think money is the ultimate sign of favor:::Good food, good music, history of warmongering, Catholics, Christianity HQ, Noah’s Flood event, propensity towards violence, raped by outsiders, mild Meditereanean climate, so many other issues which enhance life/contentment in Italy/Meditereanean and ensure few if any seek more, a necessary step for finding the path and repairing your relationship with the Gods.
Contentment never motivated anyone. Money is not a sign of favor::::Wisdom is the true wealth on Planet Earth.
I’d also like to remind you the Noah’s Flood event ocurred in the Meditereanean region::::Global sea levels rose with the end of the ice age, Atlantic Ocean broke through the Straight of Gibralter, killing untold millions in the cradle of western civilization. The God’s timed their corruption and sin to correlate this act as punishment.
Everyone who failed to ascend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place. This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for the disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and ascend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it. Other issues force limits/ceilings upon candidates:::Abortion, homosexuality, promiscuity, Christianity, godlessness,
Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.
Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of gross disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory, designed to corrupt. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believe in male superiority and that the abuse of women (polygamy) is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in United States. Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
Blacks are highly suspectable to temptation. As a result they need a strict, disiplined religion like Islam. They can’t afford to be Christians. It is one of the benefits bestowed upon their people, and other groups could greatly benefit as well. They need to recognize the importance of a good relationship with the Gods, embrace this benefit and remain true to their faith.
Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures. Much like the Jews who killed Jesus, like the bigots who oppose immigration there is a reason embraced by the masses and the real purpose, displaying the intent of the Gods::::The Gods clue to purebloods that they should not abandon their motherland for this dumping ground for rejects that is the United States.
The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corrupted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” immortality for the Jews by destroying the European and other cultures? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::The Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against these disfavored for many years to come. There is so much Godlessness today, but one day people will flock back to houses of worship out of desperation, and the Gods ensured the Catholic Church would be Italian’s destination.
Planet Reverse Positioning:::The Nazis were the “good guys”. So are the Muslims/Palestinians, however corrupted some are due to polygamy.
Contentment never motivated anyone::::Except perhaps for slavery, the Jews never saw more of their children ascend into heaven than during the Holocaust.
The Gods subsequently used revenge for the Holocaust as temptation::::”Your Italian brothers have a tool, a special power which can achieve sweet revenge. Are you interested??”
In the aftermath of the Holocaust the Gods tested the Jews with the temptation of revenge, an offer which many gladly accepted.
There was positioning behind the counter-culture movement. How did the Gods telepathically “sell” this rapid deterioration of decency to the Italians and Jews and compell them to fall on their swords as preditors?
If the Jews only would have emersed themselves in Judism the Gods would have “protected” them from the raveges of temptation. Judism may be the one superior religion in all the world, and the Jews wouuld have been wise taking refuge in this exceptional benefit bestowed by the Gods rather than looking for the easy way out.
Much as with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other.
The Gods use the evil that men do, man’s inhumanity towards man to accomplish strategic testing/punishment/etc goals::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptor-Austrians (Hitler).
Without this Austrian the Holocaust may never have happened. Nor may have World War II.
What the Germans did was wrong. They fell for temptation and failed to have empathy for the disfavored. Economic desperation, not wisdom nor enlightenment, dominated in Germany.
The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this (reverse positioning).
I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise, and they would have been suspiciously out of place, providing a clue for the disfavored which would have been difficult for the Gods to position away.
Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they taught their children appropriately and experienced a higher percentage of children ascend into heaven.
Our preditory envionment of “freedom” was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to its citizen’s disfavor.
Red white & blue IS BAD FOR YOU!!!
Planet Earth is not about living. Planet Earth is about being tested. And contentment never motivated anyone.
Your happy lives are costing you your chance.
Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of their motherland. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position the punishment of the most disfavored peoples:::
The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a reincarnation dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who fell for temptation and parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind. Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
There is justice in the universe. This is how the Gods do business. Once you recognize the patterns you will understand the other clues they offer to the people.
Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created these enviornments so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.
Don’t be suprised if after being gunned down in the ghetto the next stop for the 20th century Italian-Americans & friends was AIDS in Africa, punishment for their promiscuity and deviacy for some, involvement in the AIDS trade for others.
Media report on a crackdown on child prostitution. “(The pimps use coersion to prey on the children, etc, etc, other “conclusions” offered through the media.)” What a degenerate liar.
These kids WANT to turn tricks. They LOVE the idea of having a pimp. It is celebrated in their “culture”.
Yet another legacy of the evil inflicted by the Italians, revenge for the invasion and rape of Italy.
Maybe this was the destination for a smaller percentage of these deviates after AIDS in Africa, ironically.
There is a reason why we have these genocide events recently in Africa::::Black is one of the God’s “dumping grounds”, and they send offenders to these regions for punishment.
I call the monsters who destroyed our society in the 20th century. The next holocaust is mine.
Just like black neighborhoods, the legalization of marijuana will make drugs available on every street corner, even in the suburbs. White’s affluent suburbs will become just like the ghetto.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men, destroying what pockets of favored matriarchy existed. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent’s original superpower also played the major role in African slavery.
The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century.
Even the Old Testiment is not to always be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
A metaphor for sex, it also serves as a warning.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
So were there other issues “ridiculed away” as the Gods sought to transition into this Godless, immoral enviornment which society has become.
1. Decency/obsentiy in media
2. Corporal punishment for children
3.
4.
The deterioration of society and mankind is all women’s fault. Females are sexually promiscuous like men, many who too often are corrupted like the opposite gender, and the result is a reduction/minimization of mankind’s collective level of favor, a very important step necessary for the Gods to justify the Apocalypse.
They need to understand this responsibility, their favor amongst all the people. Instead they have embraced masculinization::::Girls play organized sports, engage in casual sex like men. The trend is away from traditional girl toys, like dolls, which often during playtime helped crate positive thoughts, enabling the Gods to enlighten the favored gender and illustrate wisdom, occassionally leading to the path towards ascention.
There are many good men who become corrupted by the extreme members of the gender but they are manageable and easy to control if the women maintained their power. Instead they have let it slip away. I suspect there are many older women who remember their elders addressing them regarding this issue.
The relationship between men and women have always been complimentary:::The men shelter and protect women from the evils of this life, ensuring the women have a REAL opportunity to ascend when reincarnated, while the women help the ignert men understand by sharing their wisdom imparted by the Gods. The tendency towards sexual abstinence as one grows older is an example.
Brilliance and insight granted to Eastern cultures and religions::::Not for Europeans. If once existed, now crushed by Christianity. Replaced by preditory Mediterreanean patriarchy.
Europeans:::The most disfavored people on Earth. The first to experience the end of their God-granted favor.
Reverse positioning.
Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, WHETHER CONCEALED IN REVERSE POSITIONING OR NOT (like Christianity, like money), and you are going to be on your own.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after a learning event such as this before they will end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
Either you make that decision now and accept the punishment for the sins of this life or you will pay for it in the next, reincarnated into a similarly low role, ensuring another wasted opportunity, or as an even lower form of life, and hope will begin to slip away.
Another lifetime, shot to hell.
Young people who understand yet still wish to have children MUST begin to do the right thing and work on fixing their relationship with the Gods, accepting the punishment for the evil they have done in their lives. Without this progress they won’t do the correct thing for their children and ultimately cause even more problems for themselves by perpetuating this behavior into a new generation.
You must be willing to tell the Gods “No.” when tested with temptation, and accepting punishment and putting it in your past is the only way you will suceed as a parent.
You need to do your best, teach your children decency and morality and give them the very best chance to ascend if you want a similar opportunity in your next life.
If you do well for your children now your parents will do well for you when reincarnated.
Pray daily. Think appropriately. You are vulnerable. Live this reality in your daily lives. Impart these charecteristics upon your children. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
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Running Palin for President after she quit her office in Alaska mid-term.
Don’t be surprised if they are using this as a reverse positioning ploy:::
Growing disrespect of conservatives ignites a “Californication” liberal movement.
Don’t be suprised if we emerge from this event with a one-party system effectively:::Yet another benefit eliminated.
Sarah Palin’s words, demeanor and extreme masculiinization are clues to conservatives.
Is this really what they think it means to be a decent woman?
There are corruptors among them who think they’re “earning” who will promote her, and come election day if people still do everything they are told this person will win.
Holding that semi-automatic gun she is the very epitome of “Californication”, ironically.
How many of these lesbians fancy their weaponry?
This IS the event. I am the telepathic prophet.
There may have been no other way in today’s modern age:::Use popular culture as temptation and keep teachings primarily telepathic.
So much corruption, people who think obedience is the way, and immediately erase what could be their last chance when I spam them, ironically.
This thing was always for the “haves” anyways, those who could interpret the Gods clues given via the Situation.
The Gods have created this sick, deranged enviornment to punish us.
We’ve ALL been here on Planet Earth before. Some are being punished more than others.
Hitler(s) IS(ARE) running around down here on Earth after all.
Part of this deterioration is cloaked in the way society functions::::Two-parent working households, rushing around, constantly occupied.
Your children NEED TO SIT AND LISTEN TO THEIR THOUGHTS, FOR THIS IS the age WHEN THEY GODS COMMUNICATE THE TRUTH.
Some don’t listen. Others only hear it in a dream.
You have to pay for what you’ve done wrong. The soomer you stop offending behavior the less you’ll be punished.
As we witness the Gods position out my sacrifice, so have we witnessed the Gods “position out” all these items of popular culture the Gods used to::
1. Send a clue about the Situation
2. Offer the element of temptation, since I would never be willing as were my predecesors.
Since the element of evil temptation, attributable to every prophet, was not positioned expect it still is to come.
My Holocaust.
I noted how as we become increasingly indecent the Gods have phased out elements which gave people pause, made them think twice:::Punishment as favor from the Gods.
The fear of Hell is an outstanding example:::People learned of Damnation and many, if not most, behaved appropriately.
Today’s Christianty has “phased out” the concept of Hell. Whereas people like mom learned of Hell in the early-mid 20th century now that she has been reincarnated this element will be absent from her religious education.
If she even gets one.
Hell is not the only example:::The Gods are phasing out other forms of punishment. AIDS is another good example:::There will be no “AIDS II”. Those people will be allowed to become as wickedly hedonistic and deviate as they chose.
Genocide events are a punishment tool. Whereas they ocurred occassionally this too will be a “benefit” the Gods “phase(d) out” and elminate, for the people have fallen into too grave of disfavor, ironically.
Reverse positioning.
Ask and you shall receive.
I wish evil befall my enemies, the wicked involved in the Situation, including my family. I wish those who did this to our society in the 20th century and beyond pay the ultimate price, and I have expressed this.
This may be my role.
Come the Apocalypse when the Second Coming of Christ emerges he will adhere to New Testiment teachings:::The “savior” Jesus Christ:::White sucess and power “proves” the white God is the one true God.
You all know and understand how the Gods used Christianity as temptation, and most of you didn’t need me to explain it. Consistant with your history as Europeans, you act irresponsibly and expect to be “forgiven”, absolved for the evil you do throughout your lives.
This is not how the world works.
If you dare defer and bet your lives on something you know is a lie you will deserve your fate.
The Gods punished me for spamming without their consent. And to who? The Damned!! People who wil do everything they’re told and will wind up following the Second Coming of Christ in the Apocalypse.
They won’t work on their problems because either they’re told not to or they understand and are afraid of punishment. Either way they will look to someone to save them, do their job and rescue them come the End of Times.
I’m not saying there’s nothing for these people. That very well may be how it works out, but don’t be surprised if they throw them a bone, a reach-around consisting of a small amount of time in an enviornment where they will be tempted with all manners of the flesh.
Now the available candidate pool will just be the followers of Jesus, of which there are few. I suspect come The End this number may grow but it will be subject to the God’s tactics, minimizing the percentage.
The price of irresponsibility.
The irony is thick:::Those who fail to learn and change during this prophet event will suffer their fate during the Second Coming. They decided to hold out for what they felt was their “free ride” and lost their chance at immortality in the process.
Instead of helping them, missionaries are actually HURTING people, inflicting them with westernization. Whereas some may see up to a full 1% of their children ascend into heaven you pathetic white Americans can’t even muster a HUNDREDTH of that.
America and Christianity synonymous::::Punishment for Europeans.
And if you are a preditor and embrace wickedness in your hearts, deliberately hurting others, the Gods are going to inflict a misery as bad as any we’ve seen on Earth.
You’re not “earning”. You’re incurring.
Much as with the celestial event which occured that day on Ocean Beach, they say when I die there will be some final clue to the people suggesting my importance. Perhaps a “Star of Bethlehem” type of event.
They say some children see a halo on my head in various brightness. These are the children who have a chance to ascend.
The entire Situation was a way to offer subtle clues for the “haves”, distration-based theater for the “have-nots”. With this document I am the end-stage “catch-all”, an attempt to help everyone understand. Unfortunately, the Gods have retained the priveledge of refusal, manifested in positioning:::They manufactured credibility issues. One was stealing:::They pushed me into stealing to ensure they had a tactic they could sell to the disfavored. As punishment I expereinced years of seizures at the time and renal failure decades later.
Despite positioning otherwise, they ALWAYS get what they want where strategy is concerned. Now they’re just entitled to punish me for proceedings written into their agenda long ago.
It is the God’s way to accomplish their goals RIGHT OFF THE BAT, leaving the disfavored to scramble for understanding only when it’s all over.
This event was a teaching tool for the “haves”, accomplished before the dawn of the 90s. Too many of the “have-nots” will never accept they did the wrong thing for so many years and therefore never learn from this critical event.
Rest assured the Gods follow their agenda to the letter, and spam in this Situation was no different.
Had this gone corporate, perhaps they would have corrupted people with clone hosting, place a new person in a clone host with a different disfavor level to justify the change/impression they want to make, or perhaps my failure would have been a clue suggesting the importance of family to the hordes obedient to their every word.
Couple years ago a story in the media how girls in Bayview-Hunter’s Point were going into puberty at a progressively younger age, as young as age 7.
A very bad sign::::Early cut-off. It draws the boys attention and they subsequently make sexual mistakes, very similar to what typical people experience nearly a decade later.
When they “turn” people on and start telepathically talking to them with this technology is very similar::The end of their chance. They segment families, convince them “earning” is the way, etc.
I tell people to examine the change between when they were children and after they began to hear. It is the difference between good and evil.
I understand people’s confusion:::They literally hear “God” in their head, as opposed to what was taught to them in some church’s classroom. But this technology is one of the God’s tools, and much like their other tools, clone hosts and prophets, they use them as temptation.
They didn’t begin speaking to me until I began working for ownershit group. “You went to work for evil.” “And you were punished.”
They began talking to these kids long before puberty, long enough for first-born son to become corrupted and throw away his good looks when punished.
The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie “The Matrix”:::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century.
The scene in Avatar where the two sides prepare to clash is when the movie should have ended.
The message is with God’s help good can defeat evil no matter how powerful. Perhaps, if good is decent and respectable.
Society has deteriorated to the point where the Gods won’t step in, so if this is my role in the Situation I am too late.
Speculation:::I rise up, with God’s help, and defeat the evil capitalist clone hosts, whom the Gods control. And what? Instill socialism?
See??? You’re all being played for fools, and have been all along.
Don’t blame me:::How come the Muslims can save themselves and the Christians can’t?
Christians are worthless scum.
Fucking scam anyways:::You people are falling for the God’s theater. Again. Like TV, sports, movies, etc, a distraction designed to keep you from doing what you need to be doing.
Although the Gods pushed me into talking/action, pushed me into beginning to talk in 2000 once they got the ball rolling I was doing it freely.
A familiar tactic.
Anyways, my intent was selfish::::Revenge. An attempt to silence the abuse. Had they not tormentted me telepathically I would have resumed my petty little life and scurried about my business, happy as a clam. My intent was self-centered, and this will be duly noted.
The consequence of this priority will be exacted, for my actions were lacking the nobility a casual observer may assume.
Similarly, I won’t enter the private sector not because the Gods use me as corruptor but because I hate frat boy white priveledge and refuse to help them in any way, which ultimately my presence would.
I may not be The Damned but I won’t be around for long.
They pushed me into excess, contrived offenses in prior lives to justify the enormity of this Situation.
They created an enemy, someone with hate or nobody would have dared cross them.
A morality of convienience.
Had to be somebody I guess.
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
W-H-A-T
T-H-E
F-U-C-K!!!!!???
This is a B-L-O-G
Not a place for fantasy novels.
Get a life.
Them glasses is ugly as hell. What’s wrong with y’all?
What is your opinion on the knock off versions? Is this an item white people can be frugal with or must they get the Ray Bans?
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
My thoughts exactly, Hey Dumbass! Some people live in fantasy land. Does the poster think that we’re actually going to read that shit?
For fuck’s sake stop posting links to that site.
Too right, but black people don’t see it this way. They condemn whites for a lesser type of evil than Jews/Nazis. I don’t see Jews going around calling every German a Nazi. I wish that black people would lighten up and realize that people have changed. Times were different back then and people in general weren’t as educated. We have come a long way and it’s important that we move further in that direction. Sites like this hold us back as a species. But I’ve noticed that the most influential reason why racism is still around is because of the stories spread about those times by grandparents of blacks to their children and children’s children. Yes, it’s important to not forget history because we don’t want to repeat our mistakes and we want to remember. However, it’s not cool to tell stories about whites like we’re some evil race that can’t be trusted. Every race, whites included, have been subject to slavery at one point in history. Black people just can’t let it go. They’re not totally to blame though since some whites just can’t get past being proud, conservative republican, gun-toting ignorant bastards. This group of people is far less prominent (at least where I live) that the black elders telling inflated hate stories of their past. Next time your grandpa tells you a story, tell him to move on. Times are different. Yes it was injustice, yes you should remember, but don’t spread hate.
I’m a little confused by this story. The glasses were popular in the 60’s and 80’s. OK. I bought these glasses (prescription) exactly two years ago. I was thinking about getting rid of them, but since they are in vogue, guess I won’t.
Wow, DID I START THE TREND?? haha.
Mint Green… you may very well have started it haha. did you buy the pure black frames is the question?
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
Christ, I’ve been wearing the goddam things since the early 1960s, do I have to get rid of them now so I don’t look like some geek?
To Hell with it, anyone doesn’t like it can kiss my ass.
yep, told ya all white trash weeny whiners.
See that post below, it’s from that racist niggaaaaaaaaaa named Enigma, always stirring his black pot.
STFU all of you, and get some balls.
NOT YOU NIGGAAAAAA, YOU AIN’T GOT ANY.
GFY, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
AND,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,STFU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU PISS POT NIGGA RACIST!
STFU, YOU POS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
WHITES ARE BEING INDOCTRINATED INTO YOUR BLACK PROPAGANDIZED VICTIMIZATION, JASSIE JACK-ASS, AL SHARPIE WHINING BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEP, THE COPYCAT GOOD FOR NOTHING ENIGMA, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
STFU, ASSHOLE.
Haha, I am apparently a dying breed. I’m still wearing my oversized sunglasses. I think I will keep them until 2020, when they come back in style.
I just have transitions lenses on my normal specs. When they are clear they look scholarly, and when dark they look like I’m from the Matrix.
I also have a pair of aviator-style sunglasses that I got for about $15 as a super market.
Mint Green. Thank you for proving the point of this entire endeavor.
Thom. Of course you have transitions. Your name is Thom. With an H.
Ah the fishbowl…and its inhabitants.
I’ve never really been into RayBans. I’m more into Oakleys myself. But you’re totally right, it’s all about the “timeless” look. Actually I call it “classic”.
“I only wear Oliver Goldsmith… handmade in england and japan of the finest Acetate and the highest quality lenses. Good luck finding a pair in any eyewear store. They basically invented Sunglasses and where the sunglass maker of choice for anyone who was anyone in the 50s-70s. Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Peter Sellers, Frank Sinatra, the english royal family, and my personal favorite Michael Caine wore Oliver Goldsmith. The brand died in the early 80s and in 2005 came back thanks to the founders granddaughter.”
Next there’ll be four thousand words on Go West’s seminal first album, who’d you think you are, Patrick Fucking Bateman?
Also, nice to see the new Dan Brown being serialised here bit long for my taste but the prose is definitely improving.
These have nothing on my pair of mickey mouse glasses from the 90s.
I have a pair of genuine Ray Ban Wayfarers, and I’ve been wearing them long before those obnoxious stars like Robert Pattinson have been wearing them. I don’t think its fair that all of these seemingly popular celebrities should get the recognition. I AM COOLER THAN YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON. GET OVER YOURSELF! AND KIRSTEN STEWART!
EXACTLY, JULIE! EXACTLY!
Don’t forget, they were popular in the 80’s too! Even Cult leaders were wearin em’!
Ole Jim Jones could have been in a Ray Ban layout (complete w/ a little caption about “socialsim”)
Did it have Mickey hanging off the sides of the frame ( that is a requirement, ya know)?
Haha! I bought a pair of wayfarers this past summer (original 2140, and prescription) and will whole-heartedly admit I was entirely persuaded by old pictures and video of Bob Dylan, who is still quite alive. This post made me laugh so hard! 🙂
love the blog – and wayfarers! I agree w/ krissi – I watched a show about bob dylan last night and my craving for em grew again.
you may want to make an honorable mention for Clubmasters – pretty white also
OMG! I am wearing them RIGHT NOW!!!
I was inspired by – get this – Tom Cruise in Risky Business… I am a white red headed green eyed person… I could, perhaps, be the whitest person in America.
Does it matter if they are Ray Ban or can they be knock offs? Essentially, is this an acceptable item to spend lots of money on for White People?
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
I see plenty of black people wearing wayfarers.
I think Wayfarers have become to mainstream for “white” people.
number.
a significant number (not amount) of white women are still wearing oversized sunglasses, but they are a dying breed.
nonetheless, awesome post! (as always)
Real. No fay-bans, please. Knock offs are for athletics and such.. lol
go check out http://jusjivin.com it is funny as hell
I thought Ray Ban Wayfarers were being worn by young people who didn’t realise they were a rerun!
Herd instinct , even hipsters are not hip . The look for example in most of the women is the stressed model type who carry enormous bags while sipping coffee on one hand and carrying another shopping bag in the other arm while they text through the phone using the pinky of the coffee hand. I live in suburban California and after living in Miami and NYC all these places love big purses . Some women don’t differ from a rallycar and add to that the glasses. I am convinced that we are living a ridiculous age and that subjects in the matter are abundant …
Whata hoot-and-a-holler.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I LOVE doing anal….but I know me and I dont want to fuck around.I want an intelligent, horny, educated, polite, submissive, hot steamy, sexy, bimbo guy model with a tan and the ignorant innocence to become my sex slave. I REFUSE to settle for anything less than PERFECTION as I myself am So Perfect!
Are there any vital indications as to whether a guy likes Anal?
Thomas briollet
4dawin!
Me too 🙂 I don’t care what’s in style or isn’t.
Well, judging by the graphic on the from of my Blog, I guess I’ve officially proved you wrong. My black ass loves me some Rayban’s. Hahaha.
Any writers want to review my new blog? I post about once per week.
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
I have wayfarers and love them, but I hadn’t realised how many people had them until I was friends from another uni and I think at least half of us were wearing them? Although I think most of them were wearing fakes, but still.
While I do not think that I am old enough to fully embody everything that white people like, I have made fun of my dad for wearing these Ray-Bans. Then, yesterday, I felt an urge to stop and peak in a sunglass hut. I can’t explain it, it seemed very innate. Is there a way to combat this?
This is not a white people trait. This look was actually brought back by Jay-Z and Kanye West. This post is a fail.
this “look” was brought back by skateboarding, just like many of the other street fashions you adore. kanye and jay-z merely imitate skate fashion along with other celebrities, it’s a trickling effect and celebrities are only half way up the pyramid, not at the top
This is exactly why it’s a white people trait. If the fad had been attempted to have been brought back by someone outside of the entertainment industry (say a mechanical engineer) white people wouldn’t have even given it a chance, but since it came from Hip-Hop it’s perfect for white people. And since white people love failblog your post is a fail! Shabooyah (Also a thing white people love to do, make stupid statements and act as if they just “schooled” someone.)
I’m not even sure what Ray-Ban Wayfarers are. I know Ray-Bans are a sunglasses brand, but have never heard of Wayfarers.
As a result, I think this is a weak white person trait.
This should be replaced with, white people like anything that starts with a lower-case i.
iPhone
iPod
iPad…..
Can’t argue with that.
That’s a classic white people answer, this “I didn’t realize how many people were into this as well.” Sometimes also heard as “I was wearing/eating/doing this way before anybody else was” Please, white people: If you are honest (or hypnotized) you will have to admit that you saw somebody where something like that in a magazine or video or on lady gaga or you let the 80’s trend sway you. White people like to stand out but they don’t like to look like idiots, so I think it highly unlikely a white person would walk around in wayfarers looking like an idiot, if there hadn’t FIRST been some kind of rebel-yell coming from white people approved media outlet.
good try, that was like post #4: Apple products.
lady gaga would never wear anything as normal as a pair of raybans sunglasses. you don’t have to be a fan of hers to know that.
“That’s a classic white people answer, this “I didn’t realize how many people were into this as well.” Sometimes also heard as “I was wearing/eating/doing this way before anybody else was” Please, white people: If you are honest (or hypnotized) you will have to admit that you saw somebody where something like that in a magazine or video or on lady gaga or you let the 80’s trend sway you. White people like to stand out but they don’t like to look like idiots, so I think it highly unlikely a white person would walk around in wayfarers looking like an idiot, if there hadn’t FIRST been some kind of rebel-yell coming from white people approved media outlet.”
This makes very little sense, why the anger over this? Sunglasses are a form of fashion, and trying to stand out is a form of fitting in. There’s nothing wrong with trying to fit in, who cares if people bought these sunglasses because they want to fit in and then feel embarassed about it. That’s not a trait unique to white people. Most people want to fit in while still standing out.
“Most people want to fit in while still standing out” …?????????? What does that even mean?
I like cheap sunglasses.
Visit the village, dude…Every other person wears these things
My dad owns a pair. He thinks they’re really cool. I guess he’s right.
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I’ve worn wayfarers since 1974, back when there were hardly any white people.
You really need to shave that quote-unquote beard. If I grew one it would probably equal the hideousness of that patchy thing on your face. Just trying to do you a solid.
About Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
TeeBree- Steer this puppy back around to including at least the words “Ray-Bans” and I’ll induct you into the pantheon of my personal gods (small “g”). A few possibilities… “and she will lick it off her Ray-Ban Wayfarers” or perhaps “my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me and his Ray-Ban Wayfarer II’s never rested comforatbly on his nose” see. it’s easy! Good luck and such, SBP
TeeBree- Steer this puppy back around to including at least the words “Ray-Bans” and I’ll induct you into the pantheon of my personal gods (small “g”). A few possibilities… “and she will lick it off her Ray-Ban Wayfarers” or perhaps “my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me and his Ray-Ban Wayfarer II’s never rested comfortably on his nose” see. it’s easy! Good luck and such, SBP
hipsters are the scum of the earth.
I 100% agree with this one. White people just dig Ray-Ban in general.
Make sure to also check out http://SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Like the blatant commercialism of the Ray Ban Wayfarers google ad on the post.
that’s so hipster
Thanks for ruining my enjoyment of getting a pair of fake ones for $30 yesterday.
hmmm
pretty sure ray charles & stevie wonder wore raybans.
& these niggas didn’t even need them, did they now?
Snap!
albino hillbilly’s bore
Damn, I never realized I was that white.
babalugatz mother wore raybans, but she did it to keep the cum from splattering in her eyes when giving blow jobs.
hmmmmm….I think that’s what your mother said after each session.
If you had looked at yourself in the mirror WITHOUT the ray-bans on, you would have realized sooner that you were not a dark tinted color…
Take them off sometime.
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Les ray-ban sont vraiment les lunettes les plus laides que j’ai vu dans toute ma vie…
Actually, I believe Ray Charles was one of the first people to wear Ray-Bans.
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White people don’t need to look in the mirror to know they are white. They are constantly reminded of the fact by people who seem to wish they were white. This strikes white people as odd, since most white people don’t think much about the color of themselves or anyone else. The exception, of course, is white liberals. White liberals think only of color. Their every expression is one of their shame in being white, or their accusation that some white person is thinking about race. Nope. It’s only you.
Take off your dumbshit hat sometime.
i think every person that got mad at this or argued about it… was white with ray bans. you just hit a nerve, homie.
and Ray Charles was blind… he didn’t know or care about what he was wearing.
p.s. i’m black and i have a pair. but at least i’m not stereotypically expected to have a pair. nikes, however…
you guys are dorks. its satire and its funny. dont get so hung up, no one cares about your internet opinions or desire to sound like you know so much and therefore are above the rest of us. u *are* the people being made fun of. go die somewhere 😛
You must own a pair.
I read your article on CNN today and I find you pathetic.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/29/lander.who.am.i/index.html?hpt=T2
It is the choice of the rocker and the movie star, from Roy Orbison to Bob Dylan to Tom Cruise. And while it may go in and out of favor occasionally, the Ray-Ban Wayfarer always returns as new generations discover their simplicity and older generations remember the feeling of freedom they lend to the wearer.
I read your comment on stuffwhitepeoplelike today and I find you pathetic.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/12/22/130-ray-ban-wayfarers/
Screw you. You’re are probably some racist black idiot who has nothing better to do in life than mock people. I think Ray-Bans are cool. But I go home, guess what I see? No Rays. Mall? No Rays. Resturuant? Very FEW if any. The point i’m trying to get across to is that you or whoever wrote this are so stereotypical about whites in particular. If I were to go on the internet and started spouting random information about black how would members of the black race feel? Oh, they HAVE to have their radios so loud, they shake everyone’s windows… oh, they have to smoke weed, oh, they just have to yell “Sup ************, how you been doing homes, in a store not even two feet away. See my point here?
I’m saying pretty much, whoever wrote this has a set of stereotypical eyes.
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Dude, the guy who wrote this is white…fyi.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/29/lander.who.am.i/index.html?hpt=T2
See?
P.S. buddy, you did just go on the internet and spout random information about black [people]. But really, i’m pretty sure that white people, latino people, and pretty much every damn ethnic group on the face of the earth is loud, does drugs, and has issues.
つまり, Chill pill bro, chill pill.
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I’m with Mike. Damn….you guys are really a bunch of feel-good bleeding-heart White liberal nose-pickers.
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@Piet (small)Pieleijies…
Shame, you sad sorry little person. Why don’t you fuck off to Australia (wait, they probably won’t take you as you generally need to be skilled to be allowed in there as an immigrant) or the UK or Oranje (if you aren’t there already with the all the other tinybrains mourning the fact that Eugene was into little black boys) instead of spending so much time and energy on bullshit like your crap blog. Afrikaners in their Vierkleur-waving form are a rapidly dying breed, and thank fuck for that. When Nelson was in charge you all said it’s done from here, when he’s gone we’re fucked. Then when Mbeki came along and left the apocalypse out you all said if this Zuma guy takes over we’re really fucked and it turns out his only major fault is an addiction to ass (and not little boy ass like Eugene). Now you’re all going on about how Malema is going to turn SA into another Zimbabwe completely ignoring the fact that he’d have to change the constitution to do that and that might take him a while, giving you white trash up north plenty of time to pack up the ox-wagons and high-tail it outta there…
99% of Africa is a sh*thole! South Africa is DESTINED to be next in line……! There is NOTHING a kaffir cannot destroy!
ps. White south africans in Australia make up the highest income group. They even earn more than the top local (Australian) group.
ps. Kaffirs in Mandelatopia regularly rape infants, mostly their own, in the belief it would cure them of AIDS. Mind you, if they don’t rape them to death, even 3-month olds, they kill them for muti/witchcraft medicine!
PS…and most NB! I WILL NOT BE CHASED OUT OF MY LAND OF BIRTH BY F**NG STONE AGE SAVAGES! GOT THAT HOMEBOY!
I prefer Persol, classy and good looking, and I don’t see too many people wearing them, although I think I am starting to see more and more which I don’t really like…haha does that make me more white? When I go to Williamsburg all I see are these glasses…don’t people feel weird when everyone is wearing the same exact sunglasses? Besides, I don’t think the look particularly good, they don’t frame the face very well.
Hey Piet Pieleijies,
Why would you mom chase you out of your birthland? And do you really have to refer to her as a “STONE AGE SAVAGE”?
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Excellent rebuke!,,,,,,,how marvelous the results of Affirmative Action are!
my head is too small to look good in any sunglasses… so i just wear aviators to emphasize how silly i look. :]
Either she’s fooling around by posting a blank spam post… or the editor removed something she said. Ah yes, blog owners mod this site to a point their modding goes mad.
I must say that this is a pretty racist book. I wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not, but reading the blog posts…wow. Obviously most people aren’t stupid enough to take this crap seriously, but still…haha. Stupid…
the absolute best thing about this blog is the google ads at the bottom of each post. its like google has the greatest sense of humour
hahaha omg luv it, so true 😀
The amount of internalized self hate it must have taken to start this site and write the book is sad. Whenever you see blacks or mexicans agreeing with racial stereotypes it is indicative of their self hate. Self hate is what all of us need more of, right? Then the world will be a better place. Right?
Wrong. And then you see all the angry non-whites coming to this site and agreeing and cheering it on. All of you are pawns in the self-hatred game, for your hate of white people exposes your love of them. It is the same for white people who preach their hatred of brown people.
One’s hatred of any group of people conceals their love. Why can’t we all just get along and love openly? Maybe it’s in the stars. Life will be better when we realize our oneness and ditch the separation furthered by sites and ideas like this one.
Lizzobizzio- I confess that I’m white and I love this blog! I don’t think it’s self-hate at all. I don’t have any sadness or negativity connected with my heritage because I don’t own it. I think all races are beautiful. My circle of friends is racially diverse, and each of us love where we come from. Moreover, I think it’s so good to be able to laugh at yourself because it keeps you in touch with reality. I don’t think this blog is meant to be negative, I think it’s meant to be funny. And as a white person, I crack up because I can relate to a lot of these things, and then I laugh harder when the writer indicates that white people might be self-conscious about it. I also think that by being so sensitive about race we create tension that doesn’t need to be there. We just are what we are, and it’s ok to embrace that, even in a joking way.
oh my god, it’s true – now, I was absolutley the first in my town to do it, but I’m not to big to admit that I went hunting for some after I watched Reservoir Dogs the first time. I did have to special order them though, Target wasn’t carrying them yet, at least…
This blog is welcome respite for a sister living in racist, redneck piece of rural USA. Goddess bless whomever created it.
“right now” all people are wearing these!! not just white people, but black, asian, hispanic and whatever else there is out there. Americans are obsessed with these american classics.
Pretty sure these fashion accessories have been embraced across the racial spectrum.
Since everything here is aimed at yuppie whites, I am not so sure how this makes you feel better about rednecks. Maybe you just hate white people and anything that seems negative about them makes you happy.
If you improve your sense of irony, you’ll notice that this site is written by whites so whites can laugh at themselves. Enjoy it all your like, but I think you are laughing at a different joke than everyone else.
I think its you that ought to improve your sense of irony and critically still, your comprehension. This is so much better than rednecks because generally, they are low-thinking trash, a type not even capable of irony. That fact that this blog exists, written by white people ( and please, it’s not ‘negative’ like you insinuate), shows that all white people, thank God, are not like rednecks.
And just how do improve someone’s sense of irony? That may be a muscle that can never be jazzercized or yoga-ed into shape. Which oddly enough, are 2 more things white people like.
Many people these days only look at the bad in some thing. They seems forget how good something.
OI i’ve got a question: if white person ADMITS HIS/HER UNDENIABLE WHITENESS (after a revelation for the history books) and all the mistakes/blunders/idiocy of their faulty race in a mild joke, what does that make them ?
so goddamn true…i hate people like this
oh..
whoops
I found a way around this one…
I plated my Wayfarers in 18k white gold and then got diamond’s encrusted in the frame. Now my 6 black friends (I have to use two hands to count ’em!) accept me for my inner-blackness. My 5 very well-spoken black friends, that is.
Yep, Persols. Just got regular glasses w/ Persol frames, too. Been wanting them for a couple of years & I’m probably a couple years too late.
Lot’s o’ people around here wear ’em. I was in the street talking to 2 neighbors and all 3 of us had Persols on. Needless to say, by the time I finish typing this, they’ll be passe. I’m stuck w/ my glasses frames for the next 10 years or so! 🙂
It’s always a mistake to take this blog seriously in any way. But …… no one who wore wayfarers before Tom Cruise, or before that Boys of Summer song, I forget which came first, would be caught dead in ’em now. Just sayin.
More useful fashion advice. Thanks! I don’t know anything about sunglasses, but now I REALLY WANT Ray-Burn Wafers!
…uhhh. And why does it always come down to race. 10 years ago I was sitting in my history class learning about colonialism in Canada, I felt horrible about what the Brits did to the Native but I knew my family’s past had nothing to do with it because we’re not of WASP decent. So perhaps when you’re generalizing people based on skin colour into one category, you should rethink it.
I have seen Wayfarers being worn inside. Their growing popularity has normalized the wearing of sunglasses indoors.
love the blog, but again, hipsters come in all shapes and colours.
poseurs i mean
Out of all my friends, i am the one that is the LEAST consumed into pop-culture…
and i laughed my ass off when i saw this.
i own a Pair of Ray-Ban Wayferer – Flex. i do not like the Original Wayfarer because they tilt forward so damn much lol
any retro thick framed glasses are like them, i just have a habit of buying nice things.
when my girlfriend wears my wayfarer, i simply put on my Ray Ban Aviators. or my Police wayferers (another italian brand)
and… my Burberry
EVERYONE wears these sunglasses, you fool. It doesn’t matter what ethnicity you are.
EVERYONE wears these sunglasses, you fool.
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Hahahahaha! Too true, too true! I had a Bob Dylan thing about 10-15 years ago & was wearing them a lot at that time. He’s not dead & was even less dead a decade ago, so I guess it doesn’t quite fit with the article. Still, thanks for reminding me I’m not nearly as cool as I think I am sometimes.
gosh it’s like these people know me personally. I love ray ban wayfarers!
whoa everything here describes me all the way down to the wayfarers…
But if I wear my Ray-Ban wayfarers FROM the 1980’s instead of running out and buying a new pair is that actually cool … or is it still an issue? *lol*
i love Ray-Bans but i hate the Wayfarer, i like the Clubmaster they are so much cuter.
i like how you call them white people ahhaha, and wayfarers will always be hot
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Um…i wouldnt say JUST white people like them?? Im not white, and the only sunnies i OWN are ray-bans….
Actually, half the stuff on this site doesnt apply to JUST white people…it doesnt make much sense…
i can’t believe this guy knows me so well. talk about defeated! i am just an automaton with my ray bans, plaid, beard, europhile, and mos def cds………….
You could buy Ray Bans back then for 25 dollars a pair. I think the cost is far more today though.
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I love this blog. There is no use trying to argue with the writer, he’s not going to take things down, or change his writing style. It’s all supposed to be taken in good fun.
A white person. They like self depreciating humor.
chill and have a sense of humor, dude.
I like Ray-Ban’s, so yeah, probably on this one.
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Fo’ Sure. I love eyewear, and choosing glasses for friends and wife. Let me tell you, while the Wayfarer looks good on some, there is no one for which something else would not look better.
Ray-Bans are popular now? I had no idea. I’ve been wearing them since college for all the reasons mentioned in the blog but like most old white people I just kept wearing mine long after they lost street cred. My teenage kids laugh at them and I just assumed they were ‘old people’ glasses and I was a geek for wearing them. Being very comfortable in my geek skin I was prepared to wear them for the rest of my life, as uncool as ever and okay with it. What a revelation to find that I’m on the cutting edge again.
I wonder how long it will last this time?
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I have a pair of Wayfarers. I’ve had them since 1989. No joke. They’re the only sunglasses I like, same now as when I was 17. Believe me, not many white people liked them in the 90’s or 00’s.
I hated Ray-Bans when they were recent history and I still do. A few of my white friends were showing theirs off at a wedding and one of our black friends came in looking way-stylish with…I don’t know what they were. Honestly, I never think about brands. I didn’t think much about the name Ray-Ban until some wearer very recently pointed it out. I do wish smaller lenses would come back in. I can’t find anything I like and my eyes suffer.
I had a pair of Tortoise Wayferers in the late 1980s/early 1990s when Rayban was part of the Bausch and Lomb empire. I miss those shades.
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I must be the only white person in the world that doesn’t know what these are.
I love how the advertisement has a picture of a girl wearing over-sized aviator sunglasses
Yes, you must be.
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Man… I’ve wanted a pair for a while now, but my head is just too big,… so I’ll stick with my comfortable Aviators.
I went to Pitchfork music festival and I couldn’t through a stone more than a foot without hitting someone sporting a pair of wayfarers.
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Saying something like “man, it’s pretty amazing how 65 people at this outdoor concert all decided to get their sunglasses at exactly the same time,” should only be directed at a white person who is not wearing Wayfarers. This will make them feel better about not fitting in, but it will also make them self conscious about their plan to buy a pair.
Haha, I was there too. It looked like a Neon Bob Dylan impersonation contest in a park.
I’m not “White” and I wear them and love them.
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Hilarious!
really? Are you that insecure about your own sexuality that you have to call someone that. Do the world a favor and grow up.
As a Whitey I pissed myself laughing at this, gentle racism in the right context is hilarious, well done!
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“through” a stone? Ester – looking forward to 2nd grade?
want to have this one….
want to have this one…
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THIS IS SO FUCKIN´ RACIST
Yeah… so? Can you not take a joke or something? This article is meant to be entertaining. It’s obviously a joke. Are you seriously upset, or are you being sarcastic too?
(In case it’s the former, and since I anticipate you implying that I am not white if that is the case, I will tell you now that I am white)
It’s true. The sun was bright today, so I had my cheap Wayfarer sunglasses on most of the day.
I love white people & I love being white. I bought ray-bans in the color green because I saw a photo of Alison Mosshart wearing some in a photo and it looked AWESOME. I am very much inspired by cool white people and I have no problem admitting it. It’s because white people have interesting culture & taste.
nice sunglaases
I wanna look like a dead beach boy
I must confess. I bought my Ray Ban Wayfarers because I wanted sunglasses like the ones Bob Dylan wore in ’66.
The Raybans now are owned by italians. They used to be made by Bausch and Lomb. Anyways, the fad started in Italy. Now white people love emulating Italians. Not really. White people cannot wear pink pants or red pants like they do in italy. White people like to wear mediocre clothes with a scarf. If the dude is rich, then he will wear a Rolex. So yesterday. White people are like Hummus , Bland.
P.S Italians are a blend of arabs, blacks and caucasians. White Americans can never emulate italians. No panache.
White people are awesome cause we don’t mind people laughing at us about bullshit. Cummon our Nubian brothers, why can’t we joke and laugh about how lazy and unsuccessful you are
@moksa
well, you can add to the mix: spanish, french, vandals, huns, lombards, saxons, etc, etc.
Maybe someone of them wears panache, maybe not. It’s fashion.
You know, is’t it?
Smart, you meant to say: we’re sorry we made you second class citizens after kidnapping, enslaving, raping, intimidating, and redtaping you for about 500 years, right?
is it just me or does this site seemingly apply to hipsters most of the time? either way it’s spot on! and i love it. hipsters/white people exemplify all that is loathsome about humans. end. of. story.
Now you caught me off guard. I don’t own a pair of wayfarers. As a white person, I should also refrain from getting one within weeks of reading or writing on this blog.
I wonder if the nuclear protection offering pair of black oakley’s, or the classic aviator ray bans count as well. Here in Mexico, they come across as oddly macho Mexican, since almost every SUV driving Mexican executive sports one.
But then again, it doesn’t make me a non-white, just because I don’t fit all the items on the bill.
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I’ve stepped on the subway on sunny days and seen every douchy hipster and hipsterette on the train blowing up these dorky looking sunglasses. They looked lame in the 1950’s when they came out, lame in Risky Business, lame on every hipsterbag today, and will look lame when they come back again in 20 years.
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Seriously, why do people like these cheap, ugly glasses? I would never wear them.
@Mr. Mann: agreed! this is a very funny article and as a total hipster douche myself, (guess what? I wear ray bans sometimes!) I find it (and this blog overall) totally hilarious. Well done! Everyone, and I mean everyone, should learn to take themselves in jest.
White people will love the new A-track song, Ray Ban Vision.
Having a family history that means something is white too.
Do you get all your ideas from Stormfront. If not where do you get your tips from, they seem really familiar.
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I don’t really care which colour of people wear or do what. The author obviously does. It actually sounds like he is feeling a bit guilty to me.
On the subject of sunglasses. I like the Ray-Ban wayfarer look. Probably because I am a musician and associate them with musos that I like (many of them are black). But I don’t think that their lenses stack up, so I don’t buy them. So if I like something, because someone black likes them, doesn’t that really mess with the premise of this site? I was just seeing a good muso, not a good black muso or a good white muso.
I was curious to see what this site was about. Now that is taken care of, farewell.
Totally man, this is a very funny article, and shouldn’t be taken seriously. Some of the things mentioned in this article do dabble a little on the truth, however they are written in a way that is just for pure fun. Good article.
this site bloooooows!! obvious observations just repackaged. hope you guys make a billion off coffee books at urban outfitters. at least america is producing something. bad comedy. what’s the deal with white people!? what am i doing on here. gotta go shit on something else!
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why do americans have that big of a race-issue….i mean whites just as blacks or asians. ur article is fun so i don’t take that to serious but common u americans really do have a huuuuge problem…get the fuck over it honestly!
this should just be taken as a funny observation because ive seen tons of douches and “bros” who have a boner for ray bans
Maybe in whatever shit hole country you’re from, people don’t understand the pretty uncomplicated idea of reading what you like, and not reading what you don’t. I mean, I know it’s probably difficult for you to comprehend, but in America, when we don’t like something, we just, wonders of wonders, avoid it. I really don’t like rape, so I try to avoid it. I like Beirut, so I listen to them as often as possible. I do not like liver, so I really don’t eat it very often, but I do like chocolate cake, so I definitely indulge in that when I get the chance. You want to know why we’re so fat? Because we have the art of enjoying life down to a science. Live in your miserable hell hole, bitching about shit you don’t have to read, bitching about a country you don’t have to live in, and eating like a fucking rabbit so you can be skinny, so you can live a long, long, miserable life!
Fuck off.
Haha this is great- completely true, stereotyping fits its name from having some sort of truth to it.
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According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
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This site is worth supporting. I am 50. I have travelled, worked and lived abroad for 25 years. Whites cannot go about without being robbed etc. Whites are mostly the people who treat other races OK. Arabs, Blacks and Asians are mostly wicked to each other. Weird turn about….but thats the real world
Ray-Ban wayfarers are a very signature look for white people. When I think of wayfarers, I think of a very preppy white person wearing them. Back in the 60’s, the people that began the look were white people booming in the show biz. This gave white people the idea of the look since thats what the more famous people were wearing and over time it became a style that white people wear in the summer time
Spotted: Black man in Way-Fayfarers on 3rd st Promenade in Santa Monica. time to switch to Aviators… oh wait… all the white poeple are wearing them already…
I sell sunglasses and I always use the term “timeless” to describe them when making a sale. Haha.. How fitting.
In an attempt to be included by other white people, yet maintain my individuality at all costs.. I wear the new wayfayer. Yes, just the same.. but an inch smaller. I am so uniquely badass
Oh shut up.. you treat everyone OKAY? I think not as I recall, you were the one who came over to the Americas and and raped and plundered other peoples’ land and cultures practically killing them off (Mayans, Incas, North American Natives, etc.)?!?!?? Then you go to Africa and take people and create a horrible institution that whether you think it or not, people are still trying to recover from today… YES, racism is still alive…. “Whites cannot go about without bring robbed”?? Well neither can a Black or an Asian or an Arab… I mean, geez… It happens to everyone!!!! I don’t understand people like you. Don’t have the desire to either….
Whew! Just had to put that out there. I love this site as well as white people (I am black by the way). Just hate the ignorant people on it like this guy.
beige race writes: “the late 90s…introduced the world to those funky Ray-ban glasses”.
Ah, so the world started when you were in high school? Such precious vanity.
I have to concede that I don’t like Wayfarers…
That was funny 🙂
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
There is no superior race, we are all human, however outliers exist within all ethnic groups. By claiming that anyone group, as a whole, is superior in any way, shows that you are both a racist yourself, and gross unqualified to make such evaluations in the first place.
As a white person, this site is definitely on the list of things I like. I admit that a lot of his writing applies to me, so I’ll have to work on becoming less ‘white’ in the negative sense.
Nevertheless, it is quite hard to persuade me to buy something.
A white guy is going to rectify the situation by leaving a comment.
don’t be a bitch
doesnt that make you a racist?
everyone is racist. please don’t exaggerate.
I’m white and I’ve never laughed harder in my life. I also have been dying to buy myself a pair of raybans, and this fact made me laugh that much harder.
I guess admitting that these articles describe me very well makes me less white… but no matter what it’s still hilarious.
If people took some time to laugh at themselves every once in a while, the world would be an insanely better place.
Wayfarers were the first thing I bought with earned money in 1983.
I love the Ads by Google, 30% off my new pair of sweet raybans!
I LOVED my red wafarers! now I wear old school rayban aviators. (and my intials are KKK- that is as white as it gets)!!!!!
I studied abroad in South Africa during the World Cup (Which I just saw on here, everything it says I experienced firsthand, hahaha!). Out of about 20 students, I think 13 (including me though I’m not white) had wayfarers. A rainbow of wayfarers in every picture! This is hilarious!
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
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The LCD. What you forget is that 1930
Germans were ignorant cow hearders
and now you can buy uniforms without
joining the Boy Scouts infact I found a
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Personally, I prefer Aviators, as made popular by the movie “Top Gun”.
It is hard to find a good pair of Aviators nowadays.
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They are also popular because they are well made with a straightforward, basic design, work well with prescriptions and provide good coverage for the eyes.
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i was the only white girl in high school who hung out solely with asians. i gotta say, it’s true, white ppl are the only ones who throw shade and scorn, lmao. nah it’s pretty universal human trait. your blog is still fucking funny as hell. are there any white people you approve of?
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White skin human, men or women can try different things to enhance their grooming personality… its face…
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Stuff that white people like…at number 130 – When I look at the sun, the rays of it stun my eyes so with Ray-Bans, I can stare at the sun even when I’m not supposed to be doing that. The universe may have its rules, but I guess humans know how to survive, like white people do.
White people or black all equals almost do like same things 🙂
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This does not mean that the concepts of whiteness are the same throughout Latin America and the United States. Each Latin American country has its own categories that have to do with ancestry, skin tone, and class and it is different from the way we have to see it in other parts of the world. However, something that is similar in all Latin countries is this: that if you are perceived as a target, you are the one who benefits the most from power structures.
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didn’t finish reading this pop_up
Because it’s sounds Racist
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