Every four years the planet comes together to celebrate the World Cup and since white people make up a portion the world, they are not immune to the excitement.
However, before you start planning out long watching sessions with white people you should be aware of exactly why white people get so excited about the World Cup. Though you may be waiting on bated breath for your favorite sport on a global scale, white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks, and more importantly, it allows them to get drunk at odd hours.
Virtually every white person you speak to about the World Cup is incapable of remembering any actual event that took place during a game but can, with near total recall, remember how they got very drunk on Sangria during a Spain-Paraguay match at five in the morning.
From reading the above paragraph, the sharper ones among you have likely noticed that clever white people also adore the World Cup because it allows them to pair countries with their respective alcoholic drink.
“England is playing Argentina? Dude we gotta get some Newcastle then like, I don’t know, like some wine I guess?”
This plan will be consummated with a high five, a trip to Trader Joes, and the purchase of a soccer jersey that will be worn, on average, twice a decade.
It’s also worth noting the amazing interest shown by white women in the World Cup. While they generally find most professional sporting events to be boring, the atmosphere at a World Cup match is much more amenable. Mostly because they don’t have to drink light beer and there is a good chance that they might meet a European man, or, at least someone who might be planning a trip there. This is far superior to a hockey game where, at best, they might meet a Canadian. It goes without saying that for white women, the World Cup can’t come soon enough.
Of course, hosting a themed party around one of the games is a sure fire way to increase your popularity with white people, but at the end of the day it does not increase your bottom line. No, during the World Cup, the most profit to be made will come from betting on the games with white people. Not only will they have plenty of disposable income, they will follow the following betting patterns:
- England is good
- Brazil is good
- Italy is good
- Teams from Africa are cute underdogs and thus always worth a bet.
When it comes to talking about the event, it goes without saying that you should probably avoid trying to talk to white people about any of the actual players in the World Cup aside from the biggest stars. Most white people cobble their soccer knowledge together from UK celebrity gossip and a few games of FIFA on the Wii.
But if you do find yourself talking to a white person who actually knows a lot about soccer you are probably talking to a European, or worse, a white guy who tries too hard.
The latter is especially dangerous, as they have likely been waiting for years to meet someone to converse with about “football” and with soccer’s year round schedule, they will never leave you alone.
Stuff White People Like 
Yay, update!
Also – OMG – first!
Hilarious ! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Another sure bet that a white guy is trying too hard is if he pronounces it “foooo-tball”.
have a nice day !
I’m white. And I definitely like the Blue Man Group billboard in the background more than the World Cup. XD
They love the world cup. There is allot of buzz around Santa Rosa, California in regards to the stupid thing. I would hate to see how upset they would be if the United States was to win.
GO USA!
The funniest bit was when you said “England are good”.
Please God, let him be right… this time…!
So white people can’t be European? Nor Europeans white? Confused.
The white guy in me must say “bated breath… look it up”.
“(…) that will be worn, on average, twice a decade.”
Actually it’s 2.5 times a decade, on average.
I’m totally surrounded by the wrong kind of white people, they’ve never heard of FIFA, the world Cup, nor do they know it starts soon in June. Then again I live in the second gayest part of L.A.
What do you do about drinks when it’s games like Croatia vs. Cameroon, or Tunisia vs. N. Korea?
Long Live La Furia!!
White Brazilians (girls included) are the exception, they truly know about soccer.
I was thinking the same thing!
Not only am I white, but of European descent…
Furia Española!!!!
I thought Brazil *was* good. Dammit…
A guide to appropriate drinking during the WORLD CUP
This fellow knows his beers.
http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/david-maddock/Cheers-Drink-your-way-through-the-World-Cup-with-our-guide-to-the-beers-of-each-country-taking-part-The-David-Maddock-Column-article445091.html
writing comments on websites that try and drum up fear regarding news items. http://www.oilspillsyndrome.com
CLander is right again!
Authentic White People know that soccer is not a serious sport and is most useful as a ploy to tire out one’s hyperactive offspring since you had to begrudgingly ween that “hefty” little shitstain off the ritalin and xBox monkeys.
The Wrong Kind of White People are offended that soccer people think their sport should be called “football”.
Authentic White People know that Soccer (“football”, if you must) won’t get you rich. Won’t get you famous. And will only get you laid by WINOs (women in name only) who are all-too-frequently built like the Wrong Kind of White Men. No Homo…?
In short, The World Cup and the NBA are for Blue Statists while the real American sports are for Red Statists.
So damn true!
> white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European
Are there no white people in Europe then?
I named my dog Beckam because he pushes a soccer ball around the back yard .I hang out with a European woman .I used to work with a summer student that played soccer on the university team.She had a soccer scholarship.I’m going to enjoy the World Cup.
Wait – What? “white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks” i.e. Europeans are not white? You can’t say you’re only targeting this at an American audience because you’ve done a world book tour.
“…they will never leave you alone.”
We already know white people like grammar, so letting this slip seems careless. He or she will never leave you alone.
Cool story bro
Yes, the World Cup is another good excuse for drinking!
It’s “bated” breath as in “abate” not “baited.” But awesome entry.
You misspelled brah, brah.
Most white people I know wouldn’t give two wet shits for the World Cup. I guess we’re not thinking of the same “white people”.
If you want to sound vaguely well traveled in Europe or more specifically the UK, call it footy, not football. The whole England team has just been announced today so you could also brush on their names. It’s highly unlikely they will do well.
Germany is also good.
Great article. Actually was just at a dinner party last night with a bunch of whites like myself, people started talking about how excited they were about the Cup. No one could name a single player except for Pele, Renaldo, and that “one French guy who headbutted the other guy.”
Jacob is right. Bated breath.
Gotta keep the voice consistent.
I meant to say you could brush up on the England’s team names. All you need to do is get some British gossip magazines and job done. Most of them are in there.
Ha! That’s a foto of “Cafe Dick-amatico” in Toronto’s Lil’ Italy.
The ethnics go apeshit in Toronto during the World Cup because their proud of where their parents came from and could really give a shit about Canada and it’s founding principals. Canada’s all about diversity and multiculturalism now because of the idiot Trudeau. Think Obama but french and x20 more arrogant with lame dress sense.
As long as they get their free health-care, free-housing and genourous unemployment and welfare benefits and don’t have to learn English and get to wave their parents flag of the old country they’re cool. As are the white liberal elites who destroyed the true Canadian culture and latch on to the ethnics displaced home culture to feel included.
I would proffer that, in this entry, “European” is a sensibility rather than a race.
Goodness sakes, go have a beer or something. This is a humor blog, not a political blog.
holy fuck Dave In Guelph, chill out. just read and enjoy the humour.
Waiting with “bated breath” for the stats on how many whites are robbed at the world cup.
So when you talk about “true Canadian culture” are you referring to British or French culture?
Canada is a nation of relatively recent immigrants, and with travel and long-distance communication becoming easier every year, it’s unlikely we’ll turn into a melting pot. If that’s what you want then move south (I’m not judging your system Americans, just reporting a fact).
Lander, you hit an all time low. After waiting a decade after your last post one would think you could have come up with something better. I have some suggestions. How about the white man and white boy the Boy Scouts of America have going. It’s strikingly similar the white men and white boys the Catholic church has going for it. Isn’t that something, the Mormons and Catholics have something in common other than pretending they worship me.
Praise the Lord and send your donations, big donations. Jesus saves.
I’ll take everyone up on their bet. I’m hoping Spain wins the World Cup this year if only because they play the beautiful game that Brazil used to play. But then, I don’t like Dunga (the Brazilian coach). Oops, I must not be white after all since I not only know player names, but some of the coaches too.
To POOZ: I’ve found that to be the general case too. Do you mean Zidane?
I’m pretty sure all white people ( no matter what nationality) get to pretend their European.
“on baited breath” – shouldn’t that be “with bated breath”?
(White people love to correct minor spelling erors!)
I can’t WAIT for the World Cup!!
Often the biggest fans of the World Cup I know of are first-generation Candians and Americans. I don’t think they qualify as the ‘white people’ since they actually know about soccer.
Here’s a funny story. I got into the World Cup as I was working at an Italian Restaurant. Since it consisted of either Italian immigrants or first-generation Canadians of Italian descent, they would cheer for Italy of course.
As for me, I’m 75% Ukrainian and 25% German. Ukraine hardly ever made it to the World Cup. So I’d side with Germany. This would make for some fun ethnic rivalry even though I’m a third-generation Canadian and I was cheering for the country responsible for only a measly quarter of my ethnicity. Then relief came in 2006. Ukraine qualified for the World Cup for the first time ever. Finally I could cheer for Ukraine. It was fun to see them get to the quarterfinals. Unfortunately they did not qualify for this year’s World Cup so now I have no choice but to cheer for Germany again. I mean who else am I supposed to cheer for? Team USA?
I AM EUROPEAN!!!!1
Guess what? This post is about YOU.
I will never pretend to like soccer to garner the respect of a few people who traveled abroad once. Footy, football, who gives a f*ck.
Seems like this one struct too close to home for you.
As a non-white person in a non-white country, I can say that events that allow getting drunk at odd hours are universally appreciated. We still actually know what is going on in those games, through.
I like how Europeans don’t fall under the “white” category… although I am not trying to say that they are all white 🙂
For betting:
England is not a good team. Safe bets includes: Brazil, Italy and Germany. At least two of them will end up in the semi finals.
The home team will usually do good, this year it is South Africa.
soccer sucks. a bunch of pansies who fall writhing to the turf if they are looked at sideways.
yes; people who are incapable of using their head find it difficult to cope with!
What’s wrong with meeting a Canadian?
Peter
(England)
I watched a game last week, with some big grease ball superstar. Guy looked like a complete junkie, you could see track marks on his arm. It was very funny.
use common sense jackass, it is aimed at white people who are not in europe
that’s normally how it always goes…lol my friend is a so called fan of brazil but could not name one player on the squad
so i guess you read the sports illustrated article and decided you would come on here and sound like you know what you are talking about????
Funniest comment. Love Always, Z.Z.
Reference to POOZ’ comment
White women watch the World Cup because the players are hot. Especially the Italians.
That’s totall true – women watch becuase 95% are hotties.
Lame, ugh. So forced.
I literally cringed while reading this article. Cannot be unread!
That is awesome! Thanks POOZ!
Oh yea this is definitely right up a white persons alley lol
Silly people: this entire blog is written from a U.S.-white perspective about the U.S.-white population, hence the white (ie, white U.S. American) vs. European formulation. Come up with your own Europe-based “stuff white people like” site and spare us your confusion.
I love how American sports fans are getting so eaten up by the World Cup and how “lame” the sport of (real) football is. Obviously it’s because it blows their best excuse for not getting laid – that you can’t meet hot chicks at a sports bar (and wine bars are for homos and metros).
Well, 47 months out of 48 they are right. Ever seen a woman in a Steelers shirt you wanted to nail? Didn’t think so.
But during the World Cup, not only are the sports bars (and the restaurants briefly doubling as such) teeming with hot chicks; they’re drinking too. And it’s not even 3pm yet! And the best part (because let’s face it, while Brazilian girls may look good they ain’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) is that you’ve got the hot and fit local women who’d never set foot in a bar during an NBA playoff game showing up with tight-fitted “ITALIA” t-shirts and little flags painted on their cheeks.
Oh yeah, and in case you’re one of those frat house d-bags who think you can fake it for a month just because you’ve spent 3 hours perusing ESPN SoccerNet, remember to lose the flip flops and baseball cap… and for God’s sake, don’t show up in an LA Galaxy jersey. You’re embarrassing yourself.
Will there be “Stuff black people like” or a “Stuff hispanic people like” blogs too snidely criticizing them for their stereotypes? No? Oh, that’s right!….that would be racist.
There is, in fact, a ‘stuff black people like’ site which completely misses the humorous self-critical message of ‘stuff white people like’ and is quite dumb. Look for it. It’s neither funny nor intelligent!
BDS,
You’re the kind of white person I was describing in my comment.
Thanks for proving my point.
Story on HuffPo today hits nine things White People Like:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/01/us-woman-loses-eye-after-_n_596797.html
#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to
#7 Diversity
#47 Arts Degrees
#55 Apologies
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
#71 Being the only white person around
#72 Study Abroad
#101 Being Offended
#120 Taking a Year Off
I waited 11 weeks and 2 days for this?!?
its bated breath not baited breath…its shortened for the word abated not fishing lures although the latter would be more fun
“it’s” bated breath … not “its” bated breath. grammar cops work both ways, buddy.
HELLS YES. You know I read this site as a guide (slightly ironically, because I love irony). TIME FOR FIFA on my WII and to get my Sangria and my Newcastle ready! Also, espresso stout for the morning matches. I love this site.
Brilliant, as usual, but I am a bit bitter about the fact that you rarely post anymore. What happened?
Not particularly impressed about the Canadian comment (although probably true), overall its a great post.
Well Done
I think this would belong more on a “stuff everybody else in the world but black americans like” blog
Stuff White People like used to be hysterical. Now it’s just repetitive. It’s kind of paint-by-numbers these days. Good while it lasted, but pack it in.
Why don’t you pack it in yourself, asshole. No, really. Find a bridge…
you forgot pirates
ITALIA, REPEATS!
Just read this, I totally love FIFA!! The thing I love though is that all of the countries so patriotically sing their national anthems before the games. I LOVE THAT! They sing loud and proud. I hated when they allowed those noise makers and you couldn’t here any of that, IT SUCKED!!
I was in Italy one year when Italy won a big game it was GREAT & super fun to be in the midst of!
My husband has brought my son back an Italian and a Japanese official soccer shirt…so I can check that off on the list.
Trader Joe’s….hilarious
One of those white guys that tries too hard: http://fluffingthelines.wordpress.com/. Make sure you read the ‘about’ section. Full of whiteness, or “trying-too-hard-to-be-white-ness.”
I was just thinking the other day about Christian needed to do a “told ya so” post about #80 The Idea of Soccer
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/03/80-the-idea-of-soccer/
I’m basically seeing this all over the place now.
Tip of the hat to you, good sir.
Yeah, I think you have to read ‘The Idea Of Soccer’ to get this World Cup post. As in ‘The Idea Of Soccer’, white Europeans are exempt from this because they are actually real soccer fans.
What bullshit is this !
Pretend to be European ? How about whites that ARE European ? This article is complete bullocks.
Even still, it insults everyone as a soccer fan where the majority DO remember events happened in matches, and they are excited and enthusiastic because it happens only every four years and brings all the nations together to ‘fight to the death’ in a way, and everyone does love supporting their country or their second favorite, in case their country isn’t participating.
Meh, article is bogus.
Commentator!!
Hey! Chill out! Don’t you know ALL the stuff on this site is MEANT to be less than serious, and that stereotyping can actually be quite funny in the proper context? I’m black, and I can speak for 99% of my race, and say we love makin fun of ourselves. In every stereotype there’s a BIG kernel of truth. I love this blog. And the majority of my friends (white Americans) love it too. So, stand down, Commentator! Or go work for talk radio.
man i’m on the side of english this time(i would have sided the french if he hadn’t headed the other guy on ’06 otherwise). Our country Nepal doesnt qualify the league though. Americans rnt born to play soccer, i hate africans, n asians rnt powerful enough. Europeans are the only ones left.
You’re a slow one, ain’t’cha?
White Americans are NOT “Europeans”.
In fact, White Americans aren’t even “Caucasian”.
White Americans are, simply,
– genetic mutts
– cultural orphans
– habitual ne’er do wells
There are no exceptions.
Rascism in any form is still rascism, doesnt matter who finds it funny.
HAHAHAHA.
This blog used to be good. Now it sucks.
Thats “bated” breath.
Are you a tool? ….. Beckham made more $$ than Kobe last year walking down the street …….. and what is the % of time “American Gridiron football” players use their feet to touch the ball during a game? it should be called Throwball or gay ball. Silly Preppy Americans… makes me sad to come from this country when talking about sports…. the term world champions when used by Americans says it’s all…. Let’s invent more sports that no one else plays then claim we are the best in the world……
I’m willing to bet Mexicans enjoy the world cup more than white folks.
Why do otherwise non-sporting women love the world cup?
Because soccer players have great legs.
Great legs from all over the world – hurrah!
bet you saw yourself reflected in every single sentence hehehe
and what a lovely way for nations to come together: to fight to the death.awesome
i’m with mamamia, chill out
ps: its FOOTBALL
Europeans are mutts too. The Germanic tribes conquered various regions of Europe starting (and contributing to) to demise of the Roman Empire. These tribes mixed with the native groups. Saxons, Lombards, Franks, Vandals, Goths, Visigoths, etc. These were all Germanic tribes. We’re all mutts get over yourself.
Terreblanche, you’re a douchebag and a complete moron. that’s the dumbest post i’ve seen in the 15 years i’ve had internet access. what exactly are you talking about? americans can’t be white, or european? ….where do you live, dumbass?
Dave, cool out Frenchie. And learn how to spell. “They’re” in the first sentence, not “their”.
Terreblanche, I just read your post again, and wanted to emaphasize what a fucking idiot you are. If I were to guess, I’m thinking that your’e between 17-23 years old, white male, living in the USA, but maybe second generation European or spent a few years abroad in Australia or Britain where you “adopted” a foreign accent. I’m also willing to be that you have a very low IQ, are extremely self absorbed, and have very few friends. Just a guess..
Agree with Booby, Terreblanche is a moron.
LOL–it seems to always be the negatively outspoken, dimwitted, borderline mentally ill that reply and never those who appreciate the witticisms and “poking” at white people. Just saying thanks for making me chuckle. I also work in a bookstore and without fail have 3-10 white people a day buy moleskin notebooks. (In reference to older post.) Coincidence? I think not…
strangely, two of those countries are actually playing, though not in the same group.
but what a silly question. beer!
I am surprised that “white people” from the U.S. will even give “soccer” a chance once in every four years, when it is not even in the “top three” of the most favorite sports (in terms of audience figures). Many viewers do not even know where some of the participating countries are (on a map)… but hey, some Europeans do not know where Dallas (Stars) and San Jose (Sharks) are…
Go Bafana.
I think this article is aimed at white Americans.
I’m a white South Africa. I do not consider myself a European. I consider myself a White African. I want to say an Africa, but this will open a new can of beans
FAG
So you are one of the dimwitted? Wait a second, so am I?
It pretty much is white Americans that this website is about. I am one of them and know a lot of people like everything on this list — myself included.
Of course the list won’t pertain to everyone, because you know……it’s just a joke about current stereotypes (that happen to be hilariously accurate).
I have been following Arsenal for the past 20 years and would fit in the last category of the pathetic guy who tries too hard. ^_^
The funniest part of this was
“The latter is especially dangerous, as they have likely been waiting for years to meet someone to converse with about “football” and with soccer’s year round schedule, they will never leave you alone.”
I know a few people like this and they annoy the piss out of me. It’s called soccer in the USA (just like in New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, and Canada). Calling it “soccer” doesn’t make you ignorant, it’s all about cultural perspective. These annoying wannabee Euro soccer fans also use colloquial British slang. If you’re a European talking like that, great. If you’re American, get over yourself and don’t pretend to me from another culture.
I just discovered this site, because I am not very cool. I want to thank you so much because this has become an important reference for me. It explains a lot about some of the “white people” I know. Frequently, I’ll be having a conversation with a white person, and I’ll profess my love of David Sedaris or picking my own fruit or whatever, and they’ll look at me haughtily and say some one uppy thing, like “I worship David Sedaris, and I ONLY eat fruit I pick.” And I’m thinking “But you have no sense of humor and I’ve never seen you consume anything except sesame crackers and green tea.” It’s been confusing! So, thanks so much. You have no idea how relieved you’ve made this unhip white person.
Things Republicans Hate:
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/
go gunners =)
The site is hilarious even though I am white, especially the ones like this one that I personally do (and quite a few of the other posts too lol!)
However, I can’t help but wonder if many of the same black people who are telling offended white people to take a joke would be flaming the site as racist if it were called “stuff black people like” instead. Racism and hypocrisy has no skin color.
ha..its funny but i don’t really see it that true. a lot of white people don’t like the world cup..and i know a lot of white people
in the summertime, white people are usually
-abroad posting pics on facebook showing how cool they are because they travel more than you do
-in a cabin “up north”
– playing “baggo”
-at some camp
– camping near a lake
etc. etc
Things Republicans Hate: Actual Black People
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=170
Is this blog dead? Two months without a new post? Hmmm.
Things that everyone hates = People who is not creative enough and has to copy the idea of someone else.
Great post. Covers a lot of the same territory as “The Idea of Soccer,” but still dead on. (God, I just had to stop myself. I almost wrote “spot on.”)
I would just like to add that a lot of the worst offenders are the white people (by which I mean white Americans) whose parents came from Europe. Yes, I am part of this group, too. We look like other white Americans, talk like them, and people generally think we have strange first names because our parents thought they were “cute” and “interesting.” But we are *ethnic* dammit, not like those fourth-generation Polish and Italians who don’t know how to pronounce their own last names and whose knowledge of their own heritage is limited to pierogies and a few red sauce dishes. Our European sensibility is authentic, and we are exiles in a strange land!
And when the World Cup comes around, we don’t consider ourselves to be like the guy who tries too hard because our dads know all about soccer from the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s, so no, we can’t really be that guy. (Before cable TV had 900 channels, our dads couldn’t watch the games so they generally lost interest in soccer when they got here.)
Anyway, thanks for a great blog that never fails to make us have a good laugh at ourselves and our own affectations.
Have you seen THE THINGS REPUBLICANS HATE?
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/
ru ru rudi
Any Latin American team = good
Any African team = good, and you definitely want Tunisia to win, otherwise Morocco.
Teams to hate: Germany, England, Bulgaria, Slovenia, Ukraine, and maybe Rumania.
Asian teams you simply ignore.
Hilarious=) Love this blog
Snobby
What did Slovenia (population 2m) ever do to anyone! I exclude that cheating bugger Novakovick who dived and got an easy free kick against New Zealand at the weekend. Support New Zealand cos they are even more harmless than Canadians
Fishing hooks are baited, not breath. It’s bated.
Here in Holland nobody thinks they’re European. Especially during World Cup you’re Dutch, English, Spanish, Italian, French, German or what have you….
Oh yeah, don’t be too hard on people that are proud of their old country in Europe heritage, it’ll fade away. Here in “Europe” there is no single person proud of their Roman, Frankish, Mongol roots 🙂
I agree. Funny, funny, funny….love it!
It’s “bated breath” not “baited breath.” Just so you know. Love your stuff btw.
Things Republicans Hate: #7 Outer Space
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=32
inspired by you, mr. creator!
http://stuffkoreanmomslike.blogspot.com/
all a brother needs
“white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks”
you’ve been sold a dummy old man – it’s a badly disguised excuse for a bloody damn disgusting display of tribalism if you ask me.
june 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
yeah well, funny you should say that, bb…because until we found out about football, we africans thought the whiteman was completely uncivilized.
I’m not in that specific photo, but I was at Diplomatico for that game. Spooky!
june 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
unfortunately, british bulldog, most americans who read this blog will probably not understand your comment, and will definitely not have a hope in hell with the one that follows it – mainly because, for americans, the soccer world cup is a once-in-every-four-year opportunity for the middle-classes to drop all internecine quarrels and unite in order to do some quaintly old-worldy folksy thing which no-one in the states frankly gives a toss about. through no fault of their own, americans are also lacking in an appreciation of the subtler cultural traditions of british football hooliganism – which is why the point made by ‘the lowest cultural denominator’ will almost certainly leave them at a total loss. in fact, americans would really not be bothered with the soccer world cup at all, but they think that winning the tournament three times outright will automatically entitle them to keep the whole globe for themselves.
june 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm
yes, mr afghan footfall, during the soccer world cup, i shall be treating you all to an exclusive exhibition of my football skills in the backyard.
THINGS REPUBLICANS HATE
#25: Abstract Art
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=232
nice blog.
I have to ask, are u white? or black? lol
I’ve been pouring over these comments, and for all intensive purposes, it’s good to see that so many of us are towing the line and correcting Mr. Landers’s “baited breath” mistake. I realize that some might be nonplussed by such things while others’ interest is peaked, but irregardless, it’s a tough road to hoe for us grammarians. Literally.
Well would you look at that! A self-proclaimed “grammarian” who, for all intents and purposes, doesn’t know why their peers fail to take them seriously.
“For all intensive purposes”, indeed.
@Mike Hawk: Quit day job. Kill self. Dump body. That order.
Ooh, one more.
The phrase is “tough row to hoe”. Not road, clown.
If it’s not already too late,
1. Quit day job.
2. Donkey punch father.
3. Kill self.
4. Dump body.
That order.
@stagolee Um…not to ruin your day or anything but obviously Mike Hawk was being sarcastic. He used “intensive purposes”, “irregardless”, “tough road to hoe”, and “literally” incorrectly and more…please, try to stop taking the internet so seriously.
Nice one. I especially like the literally at the end.
Stagolee, can we be friends?
Wow, you must be really perceptive and smart, and I admire your commitment to justice. When the revolution comes I hope they make you chairman of the Internet Correctness Committee.
Um, that comment was in response to comrade Stagolee.
In hindsight I see that I did indeed read MH’s (masterful) comment incorrectly. And for that, I may hereafter be pilloried by those who wish to ride Mike Hawk.
MH, I’m glad to see that you didn’t take my advice and are still here among the living.
On the other hand, any of you other ambulance chasers should not hesitate to incorporate it into your own pissant lives.
😛
You can bet on Germany too. But, I guess, white women are more interested in the Italian type (soccer type, right?)
Dude. It’s not funny. They’re easy targets because they hate everything.
WOW YOU ARE SERIOUSLY RIDICULOUS STOP BEING RACIST AND GET A LIFE. WHO THE FUCK HAS A BLOG CALLED “STUFFWHITEPEOPLELIKE” YOU ARE LOW LIFE IGNORANT SCUM THAT NEEDS TO BE EDUCATED.
It is so true. No real white guy likes soccer.
It’s called humorous. Lighten up. And remember, stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. Bums in Italy really do wear suits. Japanese tourists really do takes lots of photos. Mexicans eat lots of tacos. No, not every single one of them, but enough to be rooted in truth.
This blog should really be re-titled “Stuff White American’s Like.”
He’s a Canadian white dude. 🙂
This “white” woman couldn’t give a crap about the World Cup. It’s baseball season and the NBA and Stanley Cup finals! Who cares about fooootbol!
Nevertheless, I’m extremely patriotic when it comes to us against the world, so, GO, U.S.A.!
Hmmmm, the author of this website hasn’t got a massive chip on their shoulder and isn’t a complete racist……..oh wait, they are.
Hey, dipshit, I’ll let you in on a little secret: this site is written by a white guy, and it’s actually poking fun at hipsters and yuppies. The mention of Trader Joe’s should have tipped you off to that. Hipsters and yuppies are also the target audience, as they enjoy making fun of themselves. As you don’t ‘get’ the humor here, it’s obvious you’re neither a hipster nor a yuppie. Good for you.
Also, racism always involves relations of power. If you’re a member of a marginalized or stigmatized racial group, and you think your group is actually superior to those who marginalize or oppress you, you’re deluded. If you’re a member of the group in power, and you think your group is superior, THAT’S racism.
The IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY of this article beggars belief.
I guess in your ignorant little mind, millions of Africans, Asians and Latin Americans are white.
It is BLACK and BROWN and ASIAN people who constitute the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people who love the sport all over the world — WHO PLAY IT AND WATCH IT.
Typical American ignorance about anything outside their myopic cocoon of chauvinism.
Things Republicans Hate: No. 29 Archaeology
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=274
Things bloggers like:
1) Trivial useless tripe, like, say, where white people shop, or how much white people know about soccer.
2) Spending way too much time online, and thinking up clever stereotypes about entire groups of people.
3) Commenting about the comments about the people who watch the world cup – instead of actualy contributing to the world of knowledge with a novel idea.
4) Being so divorced from reality that they believe their own racist, sexist, culturally biased crap.
If you are so soccer educated and sober every match, then how about you write about how the English flat back four can compress the field and maintain possession against the USA, all the while avoiding the inevitable counter-attack from the Americans?
This fellow knows his beers.
“Good old US of A: Miller Lite”!? umm, I don’t think so.
White libs also love soccer because it makes them feel “multicultural” and like they’re “citizens of ‘the world.'” Because as we all know, proud Americans are not really “citizens of the world,” and American football is too violent and has too many scary, chavaunist, well, you-know-whats playing in the league.
It’s you. You’re the white person who tries too hard. You’re the one.
I get annoyed by wannabee Europeans who love soccer and dismiss football as a “gladiator sport” and that it’s too violent. These self-righteous elitists give the rest of us a bad name. I love soccer and I love football. If you don’t like football fine, but there’s no need to snub your nose.
This blog is supposed to be funny! Don’t take everything so seriously…kay?
Yo heroin all the white man needs, that fucking spike just wets my whistle.
“CHRISTIAN LANDER” – I don’t like what you commented in my blog. Please remove it. It is very offensive.
/Tim Fredriksson
timthetourist.blogspot.com
Most ignorant attempt at humor. This article is so amazingly stupid! Of all the sports you choose to make a jab at mainstream white culture, you choose the sport that is probably THE most multicultural than any other. Man, your pretty much an idiot, and hopefully can find more intelligent wit to pull from in future articles. GL!
Take a chill-pill, sheesh!!! This is a dark humor blog about elitist blue state white people who think they’re better than red state white people when in reality, they’re just as, if not even more annoying and predictable.
Stuff White People Hate: #1) Sarcasm
Things Republicans Hate: No. 27 Canada
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=250
Hilarious 🙂
I think you meant “you’re pretty much an idiot,” idiot.
I find that the”guy who tries too hard” cant play worth a crap but will buy a round or two if you befriend and encourage him to come play.
Excellent ! Loved this entry. Big LOL !
This entry is funny, but completely untrue in South Africa, where I live, because most white South Africans couldn’t care less about soccer, even as World Cup mania grips the rest of the country this year.
Haha, great stuff once more!
Though, hailing from the Netherlands, I have to say that the targeted ‘white people’ in this article should be replaced with ‘Americans’. (This is just my opinion, people, no offense intended!)
In Europe the World Cup is a pretty big thing, and not just a social event, a sporting event.
The teams, the players, the coaches; lots of Europeans have quite an extensive knowledge about all this and will watch lots of the footballmatches (America is indeed the only country in the world to call it soccer, everywhere else it’s football, which if you look at the name, is the most logical for the sport?).
In fact, lots of Europeans will also watch matches that don’t include their team, but just for the thrill of the game, standings in the competition, and of course: love for the sport!
I have been following this website for quite a while and have always enjoyed it, but I just had to comment on this one 😉
And I wish everyone a fun World Cup, may the Dutch win this time around! 😛
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Actually, Australia also calls it soccer. We have our own version of football which is played here.
So true. And now, a beer…
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/06/9-billion-dollars-in-insurance-for.html
You have to love a sport that is played in a nation that requires $9 Billion in insurance… Good God this event is being set up to fail in South Africa.
Thanks for clearing this one up! I’m no longer baffled by this obsession that comes along every four years for soccer when there’s absolutely no interest in it at any other time. It’s about the excuse to have country-themed drinking. How white!
Things Republicans Hate: No. 30 The Red Dot of Terror
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=292
Wow – I am a republican and am shocked at the lack of education expressed above. By the above logic this means that every bald white guy who buys fertilizer in Oklahoma is a terrorist too? Looks like we should report our farmers to Homeland Security.
The Red Dot is a Hindu tradition and has nothing to do with Muslim Terrorists. Yes that is a fact but you may not understand what a fact is.
In fact if you bothered to actually educate yourself you would find that Hindu’s in India fight and have been fighting against Islamic terrorists for centuries.
But I am not surprised that you dont know this since this article was probably written from your white trash trailer.
Educate YOURSELF? What kind of commie bullshit is that? Education is best left to the professionals in the public schooling system.
I was referring to the dummys comment below regarding the Red Dot. Although I guess its only the commies in this world that are educated after reading this forum
you people are commie motherfuckers.
Where I come from white people dont even make it to the world cup…..
Way to go, Sweden & Norway.
i find it strange that “white” is equated with “american” in the world cup article. i am american and while i too don’t care about soccer (regardless of whether or not it’s a world cup year), there are many, many white people who care about football/soccer all year, a lot of whom are in fact european and therefore don’t need to “feel european” because they care about the world cup. there are also a whole lot of people in south africa that care about it as well as all throughout the world. just because we as a country don’t care about soccer doesn’t mean that white people don’t care.
and i shouldn’t even have to point out that there are many different colors of americans who also don’t care about soccer.
i usually like your website and have never taken offense, but i was really surprised by your lack of awareness in this one.
What a dumb comment. Clearly the author does not lack awareness that there are non-white Americans, as well as white people in other countries that enjoy soccer…I mean football. Getting caught up the politically correct usage of “white” in this article, I’m sure, has you missing the point. Funny article…because it’s true! And I will be one of those, choosing to procrastinate my studying for the bar exam, to get drunk at odd hours (actually, if I’m awake, it’s not odd for me) and enthusiastically root for my country…USA! USA! USA! By the way, I’m white.
i’m not missing the point. and i’m not politically correct at all. in fact, i think that’s the first time i’ve been called that. maybe i wasn’t clear. i wasn’t upset about the article at all. i just found the tone weird – equating americans with white people. i just think it’s weird.
I think you mean “waiting with bated breath.” White people like idioms that are used correctly.
Funny stuff. At work yesterday (a TV production office filled with white folks) I oversaw a G-Chat thread between two girls looking to go to a World Cup Party, to “hook up with some euro hotties.” no joke. Americans who like Soccer, don’t realize that the rest of the world just doesn’t know any better. They just think it’s cool since it’s foreign.
I imagine you’ve read Chuck Klosterman’s essay on why he hates Soccer in “Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs.” Definitely resonates.
There should be more clarification about this site that it pertains to only white-Americans!
In England, of course people are into the World Cup, much more than in the states, but actually it would seem the less “white” you are, or more “chav” (aka lower class), the more you would be interested in the World Cup. So it’s almost opposite.
So I don’t agree with this one at all!
cheers,
from a very white American living in London
This is dead on! I was in England for the last world cup, and just dug out my jersey from the closet, so you’re right… twice a decade 🙂
Go anywhere in Africa or the Middle East and tell me again that it’s a white Europea thing..
Chav stands for “Coucil Housing and Violent”..not necessarily low class, but a strong majority of them are
soccer sucks, it has been the up and coming sport in america since the 1970’s(so they say) and it never catches on!!! maybe obama the clown in the white house could start a soccer club in louisana, oh that is right ….obama could care less about the folks down there!!!
“Baited” breath? With full fish hook?
Your blog is shit…and in no way encouraging Americans to take part in a global event! You should be applauding the “white” people who “try too hard” not slandering them asshole!
#134 white people like huge nude-ins. For some good cause, to help out some poor brown folks somewhere. We white people gather in the nude and protest. Yes we will orgy with some dirty hippies, crabs and lice, drugs and grubs.
white infidel harlot here, I went to the last world cup and was gang raped it was great! White people chance to mingle with the lower cultures!
hey, um, i’m 3/4 romanian and 1/4 greek. born in romania, living in chicago. Am i white? : ))))
dear “fuckyou”:
maybe read the following, and then come back to this web site:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy
what the hell do you mean “lower cultures”. There is no superior culture and you making that comment only proves how big a fool and racist you really are.
OMG, there are a few racist idiots on here. “fuckyou” and “suze”. How can you make these comments seeing the world we live in today. Praise white people for what. You dont get special thanks for shit you should already be doing and as said before there is no superior culture.
definitely should do one on penguin classics.
white people love penguin classics.
any book with an orange cover and a little black penguin = immediate white people success.
they dig that shit.
I don’t get anything you blog about. It’s not really “Stuff White People Like,” it’s “Stuff A Lot of People Like”. And in no way should that relegate “white” to the standard and put every other “racial” category into some other subordinate position. For example: recycling, wine, netflix, and Bob Marley… EVERYONE likes that shit. Use some irony. Otherwise, every time you inject “white people” into a post, you just teeter between mild racist and trying too hard.
nope
This should be called ‘stuff white Americans like’ … I am white and I am a European. Oh, and England IS good 😉
Sounds like you completely missed out on the irony.
http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/06/matrix-reloaded-vs-opening-ceremony-of.html
Gotta love the new South Africa!
Hey Jack hole,
try being raped by primitives in a third world hell hole, you may enjoy it, fairy.
I just needed you to know that you are an awful human being, but you would make a great piece of shit.
Yep, we primates that have a culture, a real culture, not just apple pie and country music. You’re so stupid and bigot. Stay in north hemisphere, we don’t want you in the south hemisphere.
@ the haters:
I was born and raised in Brazil and I’ve been living in NY on and off, for the past 8 years – I am well traveled and YES, I do actually love soccer for the right reasons! Yes, I do know all the freakin’ rules and regulations and most player’s names and NO I don’t drink at odd hours and I don’t watch the games for the booze or to check out the players legs?? How stupid would that be??
It’s about time to catch up with the rest of the world! The super bowl is one hundredth of the World Cup. If you didn’t know that, now you do! There is a reason why it’s called the “World Cup” Its the biggest single sporting event in the planet. It is bigger than the Super Bowl and MLB Championship combined.
Ha! And btw, Only 7 countries have won the World cup since it began in 1930 – BRAZIL holds the title for having lifted the World Cup trophy 5 times and we’re also the only team in the World to have appeared in every single World Cup finals!!
Let’s the biggest single sporting event in the planet begin!!
That’s all ppl! PEACE! 😉
No doubt Brazil has an awesome program, but they didn’t even make the finals in 2006. Italy defeated France
According to FIFA Official Records, BRAZIL, is the only team to have appeared at every FINALS. To them and the rest of the world 😉 , round of 16, quarter-finals, semi-finals and finals are all in the FINAL category.. so, yes – I meant ‘every finals’!
Just wanted to say that I, as a white 22-years old Dutch woman, really like this blog 😀 Although I think that sometimes the mentioned stereotype refers more to “Americans” than to “whites”, I certainly like a bit of (self)spot.
Having said this… “we” Dutchies (whether white, coloured, purple or just all ORANGE!) are of course going to win the World Cup. As I say every 4 and 2 (European Cup) years, because hope must never fade away ;-).
P.s.
Cultures are no fixed, static boxes. They are dynamic, changeable, open and fluid. Laugh a little about yourself. Of course it’s not about “stuff ALL WHITE PEOPLE like”, because there is no such thing as “all white people”. Personally I’m not feeling offended at all. You, my fellow white friends, should not be too. No lesser cultures. No superior cultures. The colour of my skin does not tell you who I am.
Why do some people have to turn a satirical article on white (American) stereotypes into a debate? I love soccer and find this hilarious!
I would have read beyond the statement ” Though you may be waiting on baited breath”, though no matter how truly satirical this post or this entire blog may be, I refuse to wait for anything with dead fishbait in my mouth.
Next time, try “bated”. Just saying.
Cheers.
Heres the thing– EVERYONE loves the World Cup (well except Americans). That is why the World Cup is so special–it is universal. Yes, the World Cup may have started out as a sport dominated by the rich white elite. But it is no longer a sport that is simply enjoyed by Western white Europeans.
Fish bait is two words. Also, “Just saying” is a sentence fragment. And cheers is a single word, not a sentence.
I’m just saying…that no one likes a grammar nazi in the comments section.
A great addition to this would be: ‘The World Cup prompts white Americans to identify with their heritage. White people will purchase a jersey from the country which their ancestors hailed from, no matter how many generations their family has lived in the United States.
I disagree. The World Cup gives the average white American a gigantic puffy because it is a socially-acceptable situation in which to be obnoxiously patriotic instead of apologetic.
i think this blog is pretty funny, but way off some times – obviously reaching to keep it going. most white people/americans i know hate soccer and want their american football. i find more that people of other countries (whatever shade) are the ones that actually “love” soccer.
Americans as a whole don’t follow soccer, but should:
It’s not only in the rules that soccer is the more “American” of sports. In terms of actually playing the game, it’s soccer that encourages and allows individualism, the most American of attributes. In football the quarterback dictates the terms of every play. It’s top-down control with little room for individualism from anyone else. In soccer, however, any one player can use his or her skill and initiative, dribble alone, score, and change the course of the game.
http://www.forbes.com/2010/06/10/world-cup-karl-marx-soccer-opinions-columnists-daniel-freedman.html
Very good post! It is one month of pure soccer…
Nice try. By being cardiovascular in nature it fails a key American test ‘Is the activity going to cause me to use my cardiovascular system too much?’
men in shorts! I’m in, one big gay freakout!
sorry, i mean you, jackoff, liberal doucebag
thanks,Very good post!
Uhmm since when are Europeans and “White people” different races?
since when are Africans and “white people” different races??
oh, well there are south africans that are white, along with indian, black, and asian south africans…
hmm…are there not people with dark skin who were born and raised in France? Are they considered white people??
As a matter of fact, isn’t there people of color in every european nation that were born and raised in that nation….are they considered white also?
Oh white people and their obsession with their pale skin….tsk tsk tsk.
So, the blogger is a black person?
No, he’s not! I’m so disappointed.
It’s about time we held this event in Africa, if not Obomaramakuntakentay would have ordered riots in every major American city, then plenty of looting which would have led to plenty of free stuff for us po’ kneegrows.
BTW, if an African nation does not win the cup, all white players will be boiled alive and eaten.
We hope the stereotypes hold true, the Germans tasting like Weinerschnitzel and Sauerkraut , French, stinky feet cheese, English, moldy fish and chips, and the Brazilians, ghetto rot. Yes the Brazilians are a mut breed, but at least they offer variety.
Ya dig?
This very white girl is cheering for South Korea in this year’s World Cup!
baited breath? Seriously? White people love correct grammar!
It’s called football, not soccer. God damn americans!
Because obviously there are people who do need see this as satire! (I do, however. That’s what I was stating)
Jack hole, check out rudi. That might be the culture for you.
Calling yourself white is something white people do to hide the fact that they are American, because being white is less embarrassing than being American. Also everyone else is by default “of color” or at least exotic and therefore more interesting. For example, if you are from India you are interesting. Likewise, if you are from Germany or Italy you are interesting.
However if you are American you are embarrassing. Whereas if you are white, you are merely boring, which is somehow better than embarrassing, but not as good as interesting.
If you are more confused now than you were when you started reading, you are probably not white. Furthermore, if you do not, in response to this explanation, feign some kind of ironic comprehension of “whiteness,” in order to prove to everyone you are interesting enough to laugh at yourself, you are also probably not white. Congratulations on being interesting.
Sincerely,
I Love Your Culture.
(in response to why Europeans aren’t white)
White People in America say things like “Football,” and “Match” and “pitch,” and, “nil-nil” even though they haven’t the faintest idea what and of that means.
Do you still call it Europe? The aging welfare state, maybe the young members of Islam that have taken over would prefer EuArabia. Nothing of any importance has come out of Europe in a long time, put on your burka Sadie and keep your head down and your fucking mouth shut.
thanks, Debbie Downer.
i think you are confusing europe with america. in an few years you will be living in amerabica
No confusion here, just look at your falling birthrate, you will not be around much longer, just like your goofy currency, enjoy the world cup.
I am not waiting with bated breath, nor am I waiting with the scent of dead worms on my breath.
White? Check. Girl? Check. Love the World Cup. And I was thrilled to see the featured pic is the Cafe Dip! Forza Azzuri!
If it’s fashionable, I’m all for it. Just saying. Not above wearing a burka and/or worms for that matter if it means I get to seem righteous AND stylish.
–beat–
–silence–
alright, whatever. threads are absurd.
new post: http://graduatefilth.com/
Oh, you must mean metric football.
Huh? This article seems to assume the only white people are in the US… What about Germany, France, South Africa, England, Australia…
I don’t have to do anything to feel European. I am European (and white)
I love you now.
Drinking and gambling are about the only two ways to make the World Cup interesting.
ahahahhaha!
and “net minder.”
You’re using a contraction of “That is”, so you need an apostrophe, thus “That’s “bated” breath.” Don’t correct spelling when you lack grammar and punctuation skills, and don’t waste people’s time repeating the same correction that 6 other people have already made.
I love that this site is for a laugh yet there are so many people taking it seriously. As if all “white people” who are American really try that hard to be European. Also, we don’t wish to be another race. I’m fine with being white and American and I could care less about the World Cup. Your ignorance is showing when you find it okay to poke fun at white people but are appalled whenever people “of color” are joked about.
This site is remarkable in confusing college town liberals with “white people”. The ranting white pride paranoids hate soccer, equating it with “europe” and, strangely, homosexuality. Meanwhile, the entire world is cheering a true global game.
In the meantime, “white people” will continue to watch world cup games on Spanish-language TV.
Anyway, I wonder when you’ll do a story on “white people” liking Israel (even though its racist), anti-immigrant laws (like in Arizona), the Confederate Flag, “Jesus”, and all the rest of the garbage that defines white identity politics. Or you could just keep pretending that hypocritical rich white liberals and hipsters somehow represent white people (you bother to associate with).
i love this site, but I am fiendin for some weekly updates
You should look up the word “satire” and then see if you can apply it to this blog.
ahahahahahahaha! hook-line-and-sinker. this site is just for a good life. its not some earth moving geo political commentary. you obviously related to one too many of the posts.
chill out, have a microbrew.
you must have not read this one: https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
cool, a post every 4 months.
lol… someone learned to use the internet. if you think thats what this site is about, please just go somewhere else, and spare yourself the 5 paragraph essay. Where’s your conclusion?
For the love of God I feel like I am taking crazy pills…could I really be one of the 5 or so people in the comments section who realize this blog is SATIRE? For the uninformed “white people” are the yuppies and hipsters who populate trendy neighborhoods in semi-sophisticated American cities such as NYC, Boston, San Fran, Chicago etc. They generally come from an upper middle class backround and are probably of Northern European or Jewish descent. They are over educated and underskilled and identify with liberal politics. These folks are good people and well meaning but are generally looked upon by their minority and blue collar “ethnic white” neighbors either with complete derision or as sources of amusment.
wow, you really are not in the HIGH IQ club, and you sound very up tight and insecure!!! now, go back to pretending you are European and leave us “white” people who get “it” alone.
I’ve been going through this blog, and it is making me very worried. Aside from coffee, Asian girls, and (as a teenager) hating my parents, I like very little on this list. I’m wondering if maybe I’m not white????? I even come from an upper middle class background, and am of Jewish and European descent. Southern European, though, maybe that’s the issue.
Lander was kind of off the mark with this one…
1. White people wear soccer jerseys more than twice a decade. They wear them a lot. It ties into the whole “idea of soccer.” White people like to portray the notion that they are soccer fans at all times. Go to any college campus. Popular choices are Manchester United, Arsenal, Barcelona and Real Madrid–as well as the national team shirt of Argentina, Brazil, Spain, England, etc. However, some advanced white people will take it up a notch and wear a more obscure shirt, most likely tied into a study abroad experience. This lets them feel superior to other white people by liking something non-mainstream.
Person: “Whose soccer jersey is that?”
White person: “This? Oh, it’s the shirt from Motherwell FC’s away kit. I really got into them when I was in Scotland. They have some of the best footy fans in Britain. We’ll probably never take the silverware away from Celtic or Rangers but we can dream!”
*Nod politely and allow the white person to feel satisfied in their obscure taste and their teaching moment.*
2. White people will not get up at 5:30 in the morning to watch the World Cup. The idea is that white people like to think of themselves as the kind of people who like soccer because it makes them seem to themselves as different, cultured and worldly. White people actually have trouble sitting through a whole match. They definitely do not get up at 5:30 to watch a match; they do not care about actually watching the sport that much, just coming off as people who do.
3. He completely missed a huge part of white soccer fandom. White people do not merely watch games while drinking and bet on them. They show supposedly vehement support for a particular country! Any country in the tournament is acceptable with the notable exception of the United States. White people will usually support the country of their study abroad experience. Spain, England, Mexico, Honduras and France are all common choices here. White people who have not had a life changing study abroad experience will usually just latch on to an underdog (“Come on, New Zealand! The Kiwis are gonna tear up group F!”) as long as that underdog is not the United States. Alternatively, white people will support the Hosts, South Africa (“It’s just wonderful that the World Cup is finally being played in Africa. It’s so long overdue. The South Africans are so passionate and they’re put together a great tournament–I’m really pulling for them to do well). This particular white fan may go as far as to purchase a Vuvuzela, the controversial South African horn heard consistently at all matches. It is in no way acceptable to remark that you find the horn’s measured drone irritating, as it is traditional and rooted in South African culture.
I like it, in the ass and they call me prime time, must be the roids.
Nudism, where are the nudist. I am a wrinkled fat old man, I enjoy walking around in the nude.
Why does everyone keep saying the vuvuzela is part of their culture. It was introduced to South Africa in the early 70’s.
I realize now that the World Cup has never appealed to me because I haven’t incorporated the right amount of different varieties of alcohol and/or sought out a European partner through this medium. I now feel more enlightened.
Very needed entry. I’m European (I actually grew up there 🙂 and I am obsessed with soccer
1. I hate it when Americans try hard and say “football” – sounds unnatural and pretentious.
2. Most Americans have a very vague knowledge of the players – C. Ronaldo, Beckham (of course), and maybe Kaka.
3. Not every European, South American, etc. like soccer/football.
4. I absolutely despise it when dorky American soccer fans pretend that they know something about “the beautiful game” – show some humility; I do not pretend to know something about hockey or American Football.
5. I can’t stand listening to Americans match commentators – no knowledge or insight whatsoever (fotunatelly ESPN Grey and McCoist).
6. Visca el Barca!
Cheers to all true soccer fans and humble American fans!
Mhm mhm, and it doesn’t sound pretentious at all to generalize Americans with your color-by-number list, especially when it’s prefaced with your claim to have grown up in Europe and probably have little to no “knowledge or insight whatsoever” beyond what you read on your interwebz! Lawl.
Also, Barcelona sucks- way to pick a team white people like more often than England or Brazil. FUCK YEAH USA!
So what kind of sports do black people like, chase the monkey?
black people love the sport of bitch slapping dumb assed white folk like wolfman…
White people watch the World Cup because they want to be European? But millions of World Cup watchers are white AND European. So it looks like maybe this web site assumes, as so many do, that the WORLD wide web is only addressed to, only read by, by Americans.
So while you’re riffing here–to my eye, anyway–on the ways that white people tend to think it’s All About Them, I think we’ve got a niche here to be filled: a blog about the ways Americans think it’s Always All About Them.
Good fun either way, I think
“It is BLACK and BROWN and ASIAN people who constitute the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people who love the sport all over the world — WHO PLAY IT AND WATCH IT.”
LOL but they never win…
hey mike? who has won the World Cup more times than any other nation??
Is it a european nation?
nope.
Is it in the Americas?
yep.
Have you seen any white people on that team?
uh, maybe one or two.
what is the name of that nation?
Brazil.
you said: black, brown and asian people never will win it.
I say: These are the very people who’ve won it the most times.
Idiota.
So reading this, Europeans aren’t white, or at least this blog isn’t about white Europeans. By “white people” you mean white North Americans. Or, does white people in this context just mean white Americans? Are white Canadians white?
Hi,
Holland is also good. naah ectually they aren’t thát good, but we always pass the first round(A)
My thoughts exactly. Well said.
And here I thought Brazil was somehow diluted with the Portuguese.
Giselle Bündchen, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Raica Oliveira, Jeísa Chiminazzo, Ana Claudia Michels, Ana Beatriz Barros, Fernanda Tavares, Fernanda Motta, Ana Paula Araujo, don’t look too black to me.
Are they brown now, because I was always thinking beige.
Why isn’t there a beige category?
I vote for beige!!
Okay, double post, but this comment thing didn’t work out as I planned.
@mef: Agreed, couldn’t have said it better myself.
Sandra,
Black, Brown, and Asian people make up the majority of people on the planet, so big surprise that they make up the majority of people who like the sport.
Any other thrilling revelations like they’re the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of people who breathe?
That picture is from Toronto! Yay
This blog serves as confirmation that white people are complete fucking douchebags! And that sports fans is what we (the majority of the world) all thought about white people. YOU SUCK! NOW FUCKOFF!
Hey KUSH- FUCK OFF, YOU KUNT SUCKING POS.
YOU LEECHES ARE THE BLOOD SUCKERS OFF THE WHITE RACE.
LEARN TO DO SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN FOR ONCE….
LIKE WORKING AND EARNING A LIVING SO YOU CAN AT MINIMUM, FEED YOUR SORRY ASS’.
The content of the page seems racist ; or is it just me. I’ a black person visiting south africa for the game. Is there so much hate?
Stuff white people like should be called “stuff liberals like” liberalism is the new america. like trying to not be so american is the new america.
WOW!!! Did somebody get their wittle feeling hurt. Boohoo. I see you are really using the “enigma” name to it full potentual eh? Yep, you really are an enigma whitey. I have never in all my life met a self respecting redneck who takes pride in calling herself a “COON”. You really represent your race well, SON. LOL Now all you have to do is get off wellfare and upgrade your card board box to a trailer. Maybe in a decade or two, you can move up to a apartment and maybe, just maybe, a condo/house.
😉
There is only one race– the human race. I find it mind bending that people abuse one another for having too much of a tan, not enough of one. Simple minds will find a reasonable cause for hatred I suppose.
On a slightly different note, I would like to congratulate the author on masterfully weaving racism into this article, to increase traffic numbers. Sadly, in the end, no one will return, because you didn’t offer anything of value.
John Hileman
P.s. Yup… that’s my real name.
There is only one race– the human race. I find it mind bending that people abuse one another for having too much of a tan, or not enough of one. Simple minds will find a reasonable cause for hatred I suppose.
On a slightly different note, I would like to congratulate the author on masterfully weaving racism into this article, to increase traffic numbers. Sadly, in the end, no one will return, because you didn’t offer anything of value.
John Hileman
P.s. Yup… that’s my real name.
So, it appears as if the humor of this blog is lost on the world cup crowd….
Um, excuse me? So liberals aren’t real Americans? So in order for me to be a “real” American I have to be: Pro Life, Pro Guns, Pro Death Penalty, Don’t Believe in a Separation in Church and State, Don’t support Gay Marriage and be For the War? Oh yeah, and I have to think Obama is the worst President of ALL time.
Thank you SO much for clearing up what REAL Americans are supposed to be like: Ignorant.
You are stupid Modus.
It’s pretty ignorant to say that we know nothing about the sport. I played for 23 years my friend. Not only that, a lot of us Americans are first generation, myself included, and grew up watching soccer with their non-American born parents. I’m sorry if I offend you by watching the World Cup, and “pretending” to like it.
This is a satire site.
xxxAKA Whitey the DUMBASS on June 16, 2010 at 4:42 am
LISTEN TO THE COON, IMAGING, AND WISHING HIMSELF WHITE, AND CALLING HIMSELF “xxxAKA Whitey,” WHICH BTW IS A MONIKER STOLEN FROM ME, NOW BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE CALLING HIM WHAT SHE REALLY IS.
THE SAME POS THAT BY HIS OWN ADMISSION HAS BEEN SLITHERING AROUND THIS SITE FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS. AND FOR THE 7 MONTHS HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM, DONE NOTHING BUT POST UNDER SEVERAL MONIKERS SPEWING RACIAL EPITHET’S AGAINST WHITES.
YOU HPOCRITICAL “DUMBASS.”
WELFARE? CARDBOARD BOX?
YOU COULD ONLY ~~~WISH~~~ YOU LIVE WHERE AND HOW I LIVE, SORRY ASS WELFARE BOY.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I OWN A ’09 METALLIC BLACK BMW X-6 35I DRIVE, YOU???????????????????????????
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It’s sad the amount of commentators who don’t get this site. This World Cup is going to be another heart break for Spanish fans, shut down Messi and you stop Argentina, Brazil is inconsistent, Italy is old. Germany cup winners.
World Cup Fans and American Liberals:
Since none of you seem to grasp the humor and point of this site, please read the below commentary to understand the difference between authentic blue-collar foreign soccer fans and the “american soccer fan”:
http://theothermccain.com/2010/06/14/soccer-may-be-gay-but-at-least-its-not-canadian/
Why isn’t “Hating on New Jersey” on here yet? I love hating on the Jerz and it goes hand-in-hand with my love of Manhattan/Brooklyn!
Really True Rebel? This website is hilarious! My friends and I have been laughing at for the past couple of years.
I grew up in Europe (Hungary) so I wouldn’t consider myself anything like this: “pussies, in other words, and they grew up in those vanilla cul-de-sac suburban cocoon communities with “good schools” (hint, hint) where their neurotic mommies and wimpy dads never let them have a moment of leisure that wasn’t safe and supervised and reinforcing to their self-esteem.”
Never had any of that lol.
World Cup = bandwagon.
I love this site. Funny that folks are taking offense to all of this. I find the almost more humorous than the “article” itself.
Reading these posts, #134 ought’a be “taking things too seriously”. No wonder liberals can’t get hot girlfriends. Good thing America has a republican party, so our civil liberty to have a sense of humor is upheld!
There is only one sound that can describe the world cup:
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Lol. You, true rebel, are a true idiot. Too bad Republicans have no control off…well…anything in government right now so they’re not doing anything good for our country right now! Go back to your Obama bashing, troll.
Fuck you rebel, all the really hot gay boys are dems!
“Rascism in any form is still rascism, doesnt matter who finds it funny.”
Sure, and funny is still funny, no matter who finds it racist.
Oh, and bad spelling is still bad spelling, no matter which commentator Mike has a corncob stuck in his rear end.
Szeged23, it seems as though you don’t really “get” anyone’s comments on here. I don’t know if you’re really dense, or if you don’t speak fluent english or maybe you just like to interpret people’s posts the way you want to.
Btw, did it ever occur to you that perhaps the best thing any political party can do for our country right now is to simply leave it alone? Typical liberal, you depend on politicians to “fix” all your problems.
Haha, yeah Soccer is fucking awesome. I went to stuffblackpeoplelike.com but all i got was redirected to KFC.com
weird.
Liberal = spend spend spend
Republicans = Tax cuts + defence spending + ‘keep you government hands off my medicare’.
Neither will be able to rein in the deficit. Expect bankruptcy in 10-15 years whoever is in control.
Really not that funny.
Awesome.
I am a world cupper
Speaking of rat executives, check out the video just released at ReutersExposed.com about Thomson Reuters and their executives.
Yeah lets talk a little welfare. Europe is the welfare capital of the world. 6 weeks vacation, free medical, retire early,huge pension, does little Jacques or Hans ever work? On the verge of collapse, phony currency plunging, well Europe has been on American welfare. You see since Europe lives under the umbrella of American security, they have not had to spend much on military, hence a huge welfare state for the homeland of the white man! What do all proper white people want? To be more like Europe! I am Irish, I am French, I am German, I am English, or from Italy, nice…move the fuck back, it is white people who came up with and who are the socialist and communist. Rednecks love welfare, living in trailers, and incest, the thought of you makes me wanna fucking puke. From a tax paying, veteran, probably paid more in taxes than you will ever make.
So… Soccer is the one with the one round ball where they end in a tie, right?
What’s up with that? A tie? Seriously?
I don’t get it.
This is what i’m saying. I’m from Canada, lived in Canada my whole life, infact the only time i’ve been outside of canada was a visit to the states, twice.
But my parents are German. So should I give a fuck about team Germany? I’ve never been there and probably never will, wtf. If this is the case then I might as well root for an African or Middle eastern team, thats where everybody’s ancestors came from right?
THINGS REPUBLICANS HATE: No. 39 Grey Poupon
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=373
It must take a lot of guts to shamelessly advertise a knockoff blog on the blog you knocked it off of.
“on baited breath”
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How many ways can you go wrong in three words?
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“This is satire. And soccer is pretty dull, just admit it.”….said the white american who is bored because the US have not won anything in this truly WORLD SPORT, where the winner is undeniably the best in the WORLD, and up to this time, the US sucks at it.
When a country wins the World Cup, they are World Champions. When a team in the NBA wins, they are NBA champions, not world champions. Same goes for american baseball, football, and/or any other sport played within the borders of the US.
Only in the US are they arrogant enough to declare their teams world champions (not american champions or league champions, but world champions), and when they are not good at a certain sport, such as football (soccer to americans), they declare the sport boring and dull….
whatever.
@Vernuft
You’re an idiot – it makes complete sense.
2,544 Olympic Gold Medals won by Americans.
Is that enough World Championships?
No middle eastern teams qualified to play in the World Cup. Also, deciding to root for an African team because that’s where “everybody’s ancestors came from”is a bit silly. Quite a lot has changed in the past 60,000 years.
Not everyone roots for the team that represents their nationality, though for the world cup nationality is usually the deciding factor.
Try and give a fuck about Germany…they’re a good team.
@Caleb:
I can see how a tie might confuse non-soccer folk such as yourself. Luckily, the idea behind it is quite simple and once learned, unforgettable.
The first stage of the World Cup consists of 48 games (8 groups, 4 teams per group, each team plays 3 games – one with each group member). The top two teams from each group then advance to the “Round of 16” – aptly named as there are 16 teams competing.
“Ah! But how are the top two teams decided?”you may ask. You see Caleb, the teams accumulate points during the group stage – a win is 3 points, a loss is 0, and a tie is 1 point.
Now, let us stop and put our thinking caps on. Clearly, a win is worth the most points because the winner is (in theory) the better team. But if there’s a tie, it means neither team proved dominant and thus, neither team deserves the three points. Nevertheless, the fact that Team A prevented Team B from winning (and vice versa) begs for some honor and recognition, and thus a single point is bestowed upon Teams A and B (I chose letters instead of numbers as I thought numbering the teams as Team 1 and Team 2 might create confusion since we are also talking about points here, which are, in essence, numbers).
And that is how the top teams from each group are decided.
The next stage of the World Cup, “Stage 2” is known colloquially as “the knockout stage”as the intricate points system is now discarded, in favor of an elimination-type selection to determine the teams who advance. In this stage, there are no ties.
That’s right, one team must be declared a winner.
If the game is tied at the end of 90 minutes, play continues for another 30 minutes (two halves of 15 minutes each). If the game is STILL tied after 120 minutes of play, the teams then engage in a penalty shootout, alternating 5 penalty kicks to determine the winner. It may seem harsh, but it is soccer after all.
I trust my explanation has proved useful and sincerely hope that you now “get it.”
For an in-depth explanation of penalty kicks, see the following link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_kick
Does America have a team, really? Uh… comment is great! With all the Mexicans moving into your dump of a country maybe one day you will a real team.
@ Jonathan…
what are you, an illiterate idiot? Read what I wrote. Gold medals are usually won in sports that include other nations, whereas the NBA, NHL, MLB, and all those other professional sports in the US that declare their winners as world champions only include US and maybe Canadian participants.
Get your own schtick, you hack.
Soccer is boring. Beer tastes bad. Democracy is a joke.
WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong! SWPL, you have dropped the ball! For shame!
White people don’t like the World Cup – they like hating people who only tune into soccer during the World Cup.
It’s true. Talk to a white person about how much you like the World Cup. Immediately, the white person will become enraged and demand to know whether you watch the Premier League (whatever the fuck that is). White people view the World Cup the way devout Christians view Christmas and Easter – a time to hate those worshippers who only show up for the big games, and therefore aren’t “genuine” soccer fans.
I came across your blog as an accident and, as a non-white person, am charmed. However, it’s disappointing how self-absorbed your blog is of white people. So much for ethnocentrism! I would love to see you apply your wit and perception onto non-whites. Wanna give it a try? It would require stretching beyond being clever, but I have absolute confidence you’d pull it off—without pissing off a million progressives / activists, of course! 🙂
Thank you for the insights. White people are perplexing and sometimes cause mucho pain in the world, like others. This helps me understand them a bit better.
HEY Kush…
GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU DUMB KUNT!
Enigma the white trash asshole, why so upset, I hope you’re not going to cry or anything. Being so upset over a blog probably means the rest of your life is in shambles, you loser. No job, sleeping with your sister, living in a double-wide, toothless meth freak, got the mullet going, pocket full of foodstamps, will trade foodstamps for beer or smokes. Your brain is so fucked up from the incest and meth, you had to steal someone’s name, couldn’t even come with your own blog name, again…LOSER!
What do blacks like?
What kind of insulting blog is this?
What do Chinese like?
SO, white people are allergic to everything?
At least they’re NOT allergic to WORKING & taking care of all the Illegals that should be literally SHOT DEAD ON SIGHT!
As a white person, I have to strongly disagree with this. I want nothing more than England to lose, embarrassingly lose, before the round of 16, if possible.
Just as I suspected, Kush the KUNT, is Enigma the ENEMA, or someone that is just as ignorant.
Me upset, or is it you that started a tirade of white trash talking, you lying KUNT.
Tough luck AZZHOLE, as I’ve already told you, I drive an ’09 Black Metallic BMW X6 35i, that should give you an idea of how the rest of my life is going.
I’ve asked you before, and YOU?
Did not receive a response, wonder why?
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YOU LOW CLASS, DUMB PIECE OF SHIT, KUNT.
HOPEFULLY SOON YOU CAN MOVE OUT OF THE GHETTO, AND INTO FLIPPIN BURGERS…….I’M SURE YOUR WRISTS ARE STRONG ENOUGH AFTER ALL THE HANDJOBS YOU GIVE AT THE GAY GLORYHOLES.
are you serious? this helps you understand us? i have never met someone who follows the pattern set up by this racist blog.
suggestion for an upcoming entrance:
#134 The Boondocks
Dear Lets Actually Think,
For starter, you’re missing an apostrophe. That’s pronounced, A-pos-tro-fee. Good. Now, secondly, I’m not sure if you’re aware of literary device known as “irony,” but this website employs it quite liberally. I can’t believe I’m taking time to even address you, but, since I have you on the line, I thought I would point this out: It’s called a joke. You must be one of those people who don’t laugh very often. Good luck with your punctuation.
Yours Truly (notice I didn’t need an apostrophe there?)
A.
@ Alex…
There’s nothing worse on earth than a person who likes to correct others in grammar BUT does not know how to write correct grammar themselves…
Let’s take Alex for example:
Alex writes: “For starter, you’re missing an apostrophe….
correction: For starter(s)….
Alex writes: “I’m not sure if you’re aware of literary device known as “irony,”
correction: I’m not sure if you’re aware of THE literary device known as “irony,”…
Alex writes: “Good luck with your punctuation.
Yours Truly (notice I didn’t need an apostrophe there?)
correction: Good luck with your punctuation.
Yours Truly (notice I didn’t need an apostrophe there?), (comma missing at end of sentence)…
Final comments: It seems that Alex did not have very good luck with his punctuation. Next time, don’t correct if you don’t come correct, dig?
This world cup will strike with the surprises, und they have already started.
I advise also not to face the english or italian fans…not all but major are rude enough. Nevertheless it’s a game but not war, try not to forget it
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who cares–bunch of imbeciles kicking balls around, and minimum wage degenerates fighting with each other–unless you are making $$$$ from these sports–who really cares,
are they curing COPD?
are they teaching, helping rape victims, no….they kicking balls?!?!
This post is ridiculous. I usually get a kick out of this site’s generalization about yuppies, hipsters, and yupsters but this one misses the mark big time.
100% agree with this post. Every 4 years, white people become soccer’s “#1 fans.”
http://SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Great to see the French team struggling soooo badly;its loaded with BLACKS!! How can a team of primate n!ggerz represent France?? I hate the inclusion of those stupid porch monkeys in our game.
Is this website, “stuffwhitepeoplelike” or “stuffwhiteamericanslike”?
Stupid Post.
I can’t believe people take this blog so fucking seriously.
You’re the same people who’d rather heckle at a stand up show or sit alone at the bar when everyone’s trying to have a good time.
Take the cock out of your mouth and laugh a little.
White people love Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings way more than the world cup.
It’s actually “stuffwhiteamericanyuppieliberals” like. It’s only a sendup of a segment of American whites.
Is it me or are 99% of the comments on this site posted by the white supremacists/tea party/minutemen/npr crowd? (Yes people, NPR made the tea party and the minutemen famous.) NPR recently aired a segment on how boring the world cup is. Today they were trying very hard to convince listeners that the economy of lousiana is more important than the health of the world’s oceans.
For the whole world to try to convince “real americans” that soccer is fun is like 1000 straight guys trying to convince a single gay guy that women are great. The gay guy will just never give up on loving that cack, just like americans will always love so-called “sports” such as baseball or football or golf where you don’t need to be athletic or an athlete to succeed, or basketball where all you need to be is a giant freak of nature to be place a ball through a hoop that for them is at just above eye-level.
Anyways, you got your book deal. This site has outlived its purpose. Take it down man, or disable comments. You’re boring us all and giving the aforementioned crowd a soap box from which to spread their message.
jeeez, man. way to be a debbie downer. i happen to enjoy this site very much, especially because it’s free. so if you have a problem with it then stop paying visits and wasting your time leaving negative comments.
Gracias!
I’ll be honest that the NPR comment was funny and probably true but leave it for the people. If the people like it, leave it.
I bet your dissidence makes you just as happy even though you’re so fervently trying to convince everyone that you hate the site. You love the attention. And besides bashing you, saying remove the site on the site because it’s full of retards on soap boxes using references from to crap they have no idea of is like going to the Pope and saying abolish your religion, your drug is giving people a reason to live; no matter how true it is, that’s suicide, and you’re no Jim Jones, son.
Thought I better get this in before “Dry, self referential comments on the internet” becomes a SWPL post
No…I’m not kidding, the Americans won the group (you guys, seriously). Score 1-0 against Algeria in the last 5 mins. of the game. We won group C! Woo-hoo! GO USA!
Wow, really?! I can’t believe I keep missing the US games 😛
At least they won! Congrats!
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lol I’m acutally going for Brasil and am on the USA bandwagon.
I drive a phallus BMW! I have said that! I am big time! I troll this little blog just to let you little people know what a great wealthy genius I am. I often say to you little people DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? The reply is often just another white asshole, but that is another story.
Know what else we like? Segregated communities and schools where our children don’t have to be surrounded by filthy shit-skins.
Go drill some oil.
General McWhitey you’re fired get the fuck out. The ultimate white man, speaks 7 languages runs 7miles a day, eats only 1 meal a day, and fired by a brother, yeah it was a good day!
I would really love for the US to totally win the World Cup and show the world we rule this sport, which truly is a beautiful gentleman’s affair. I’ve been to raider/dodger/lions games, I know what I’m talking about. FIFA Fair Play. What better concept for a civilized world!
I only cringe at the thought that most of my colleagues and acquaintances will say things like “we won the world what? who cares.”
But somehow, they’ve all been spoonfed this “miracle on ice” b. s. on a sport that nobody, I mean nobody, in the world gives a crap about. How did that happen?
Here’s something that may interest a lot of white people (not you midwestern/southern methheads): Hot Asians, like Japanese and Koreans, like soccer too. It may help your chances with a hot korean girl to support her team as well!
We love you Landon!
Go USA!!
I wanna have my cock surrounded by your filthy shit skin! 😉
Yes! First a trip to the Farmers Market, grab some Newcastles, and check out the USA vs Britain game!!
KUSH THE KUNT
COME SUCK ON YO BROTHAS COCK, AS YOU ALWAYS DO, SLAVE BOY.
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YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCUM BAG.
have a nice day!
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whatsamatta KUSH, jealous of my Beamer screamer, you dreamer?
get off your lazy Socialist Oboma lovin ass and get to work, you KUNT!
oh, and,
have a nice day!
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“baited” breath = “bated” breath obv
I have quite the dilemma, I enjoy the world cup and the odd hours of watching futball, but the tour starts on July 3rd. Good thing I have tivo. I am off to France to indulge myself in the most gruelling of all sports, cycling.
One day you will run out of stuff white people like. Then you will write a column called Stuff Everyone Likes
How is this blog not racist towards white people??? You would never be able to get away with stuff that *insert race of choice* people like. This is an insult.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
HAAAAAA!!!! So true!
This is so true but some of us watch soccer the other 3 years between the Cups
Im confused, u say white people like it because they get to be Europeans…aren’t white people mostly from Europe???
Cross out Italy, because they and the ’06 finalist France are gone. They been eliminated from the first round and there’s no way the English will recover from their loss. David Beckham is sooooo overrated, better luck cheering for Chile, Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. Btw, these Latin South American nations are over half Caucasian or WHITE.
nat/Ayn: based on the subjects/content of other posts, it’s pretty obvious that the “white people” are specifically trendy/pop cultured Americans as opposed to a specific race (other posts are directly related to studying/traveling abroad/Europe specifically)
Also for Ayn: I have interpreted the blog to be mocking trends and fads in pop culture. Referring to it as “stuff white people like” seems more a way to comment on which group of people seem to take part in these things most often as well as provide a catchy title and all the posts are written in light, humorous tone.
AKA it’s all just for fun, if you are offended I’m sure you can figure out a way to direct your browser to a site you find more suitable.
I hate white people.
Without ITALY, who gives a shit any longer.
Robere on June 24, 2010 at 4:19 pm
The feelings mutual we hate you too!
with Italy, who gave a shit?!
I’m a black guy living in Europe . Back here , football is much more popular ; thus both natives ( = whites ) and immigrants like to play football .
Furthermore , football is cheap and cool : it is the kind of sport that immigrants like me can afford . On the other hand , tennis is definitely a white people sport ( though there are famour black tennis player )
Well …….all I’m trying to tell you is that in Europe football is much more a black people thing … North America is the only exception ^^ …
ps : five stars to the guy who made that blog . very funny
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Har & Gary- black shitbags-
who gives a shit????????????
Stuff White People Like: Going on mission trips (2 miles away or in Africa) and taking a picture of them and a black kid and putting it as their facebook profile picture to show everyone how humanitarian they are.
Heh! -white shitbag!!
Who gives a shit??????????????
Who is a piece of shit????????
YOU!
HEH!
BMW White: Your diatribe is juvenile and reveals your lack of sophistication, education and frankly wit, which also suggest that you hold a position of little relevance. I hope you are not the best our nation’s junior colleges are producing today.
I dare for anyone to sing “England 5, Germany 1” on the historical rivalry between the two teams. Also a pun on the wars England won against Germany or Germanic states. Just like race, politics and religion; I dare to exercise your right to discuss soccer rivalries in bars under the influence of beer. My advice: root for “Waspy” England in the next week match, because the USA hates “Nazi” Germany alot more…or how those kaiser-komrad-fascist-socialist krauts don’t get it with DEMOCRACY. East Germany was the German Democratic Republic, but also were “Nazis Lite”!
Wrong. White people hate soccer. Unless they’re British, but British are not white. Oh well.
This blog isn’t about actual white people, it’s about stereotypically progressive/liberal/organic and more importantly pretentious white subculture.
It’s about a specific kind of white people. The kind who live somewhere like the Bay Area and can’t stop talking about how they wished they lived on a farm. It’s definitely not about white people from Oklahoma who actually live on farms. If it were about them, the picking your own fruit entry wouldn’t make any sense since people from Maine are almost entirely white, own both a blueberry rake and a shotgun, and use both.
Just look for the phrase “wrong kind of white person”, it’s everywhere around here. If you think you might be one, you should probably be proud.
BMW White in a battle of wits you sir are unarmed. Maybe if you learned another language. I will start you off with a Spanish phrase you probably have already heard. Basura blanca===white trash, or in your case white trash asshole, with a beamer screamer!
yours,
Kush Kunto
Kush Tush Kunt..
Battle of wits with whom, you, the KUNT ?
You have already shown your true colors-YELLOW.
I note you have a fixation on my Beamer, just can’t get over it, eh?
I also note you have yet to tell us what you drive, besides your dick up your burro’s ass.
You comprende burro, amigo knee-grow?
Give it up before I make you look the fool in front of this entire thread.
Wait, I have done so quit splendidly already!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh, El Kunto Kintay, Otay, Buckwheat?
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Portugal is GOOD!!!!!!!
Such low-brow humor BMW, this is great! It is like slumming on the web. One would have to visit a trailer park in deep white trash incest America to hear this moronic commentary. Your inferiority complex is so visceral, have a good weekend I hope your lil sis gives you some play.
Ohhhh, KUSH KUNT…
Thou art so splendidly endowed in thy mastery of the English text.
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GHETTO BOY.
Your feeble attempt at appearing intellectually stuperior, er..superior, has fallen as flat as the negroid nose on your face.
Excellent choice though, not engaging against one truthfully superior so as not to appear the completely classless fool.
Touche’, Douche’!!
Now ride tu Burrito out of here, and don’t forget thou condom.
We would not want your kind to breed, Kiss, er, KUSH-ASS!
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Portugal IS good. They have Ronaldo! No country in the world is blessed than the Portuguese to have him. But the Brazilians still can kick the soccer ball…and Portugal’s ends.
OMG! You’ve just described my white roommates, and just about every other white person I’ve seen at a Berkeley cafe the last couple of weeks (where some World Cup Games are being shown). I’ve made the mistake of trying to discuss specific players I like (African and South American ones), and their eyes just glazed over. And indeed, my white female housemate was excited to cheer for the Ivory Coast team because she considered them the little underdogs who should just be proud for not being completely demolished by Brazil. This is too funny, and so freakin’ true!
I’ve always said it should be called “stuff white people who live in the bay area like” because I swear these are how most white folks in the bay are. Hilarious!
Er…
every time I go to comment on a post, it’s slathered in angry troll jizz.
It throws me off, robs me of all clever retorts and makes my eyes bleed.
One year it was down to Franc and Italy and I got to drink barrels of wine and scream for everybody on account of my Dad’s mom being Italian and my mom’s parents being French.
I love that we all get ethnic if it will give some edge to our competitive side while donning us in even more justification to drink copious amounts of alcohol.
Brilliant.
The German players are the hottest. I always had a thing for Michael Ballick
hahaha spot on.
Beamer screamer you are doing a great job, keep up the good work. Your posts are a fine representation of the white race! Your use of language excellent! Coon, slave boy, sucks some cock, put a cock up a donkey’s ass, really good, you should be proud and I hope you share these gems with your children, oh you have no children, you still are a child yourself.
Oh BMWanna be boy, coon niga how come you can’t come up with any new ones? We have heard these so many times we are not even fazed. Some new racial epithets are in order, but I guess you lack the imagination, wit, brains, just not very clever, stick with your best stuff, coon!
Tough loss in the world cup yesterday, just to stay on topic.
North Americans still have Mexico to root for!!! If the continent of Africa can root for Ghana, then the continent of North America can root for MEXICO!!
But I guess cheering for a non-white country is NOT stuff that white people like, eh???
VIVA MEXICO!!
Yeah, the only Asian team to advance is Japan, a country known for a fanatical love of baseball and sumo wrestling. (see #58 about Japan). Anyone noticed the Philippines has no FIFA member team? That’s really odd, just about every nation has, even the Palestinians have a FIFA member team, the international community recognized their country a “sovereign” state. Also there’s no Laos and soccer is a sport well received there, and worst of all, Monaco. They can’t find enough players (A team of 12) required in FIFA.
As usual, you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about.Your oh so hilarious portrayals of white people as evil, idiotic despoilers is racist, ignorant and unfunny as fuck.
Shove your anti-white hate propaganda up your pathetic ass.
let me guess….the angry ‘fuck you’ below me is from a disgruntled white guy, right?
I guess clander got it right on this blog!
Muck Fexico. Bunch of classless punks. Glad they got smoked today.
<—–White and has never watched a world cup game….ever
If you don’t know the players, you’re just pretending to be European and if you do know, you’re trying too hard. Wow. Hard to please, aincha?
Um, do you know the author is actually…white? And that all of this is satire? Jeez, get a grip, why dontcha…
If the white woman you find happens to be Polish, she will keep delivering you and your friends beer, vodka, pierogies and random meat dishes at every game. In huge quantities. We can’t help ourselves from feeding people.
If she happens to be English, god help you, you’ll be lucky if she pries the ciggie out of her lips long enought to point to the kitchen where you can find warm beer and cold meat pies.
Aw man! I’m ever so busted! 😀
❤ Soccer!
XOXO,
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Couldn’t help laughing all the way thru this ! Yes, I’m white & a chick. No I don’t care about the World Cup. I’m into Football – USC. And yes, I am probably out of touch. My local plant nursery guy went to South Africa for the games. I was at the nursery the other day, told a co-worker of his I was looking for him in every picture the Times showed of the U.S. fans. His response – he didn’t go there to see the U.S. play – he bought the Mexican package so see all of the Mexican games. Out of touch – guess so.
You’re totally right. In Toronto local bars petitioned, and succeeded, to change licensing laws so they could start serving alcohol earlier in the day to coincide with live satellite streams of the games!
“bated breath” means you’re holding your breath in anticipation
“baited breath” means you just ate a fish.
which do you guys think the author meant?
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Did I hear that Kush KUNT feller mumble something incoherently again?
Is he still obsessed with my Beamer screamer?
No doubt, since he still rides his burro to the unemployment office daily.
Please Kush KUNT, either speak intelligently, and have something new to say, or return to your ghetto mammy for more instructions on how to cope with the outside world.
Hey becoming a pimp is not the end of the world.
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A significant amount of americans fits in this description. I can´t give a number, but they exist, and I swear you cant find one of the in the rest of the world
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My cousin lives in Cameroon. He talks about drinking beer, so I’d say you’re still okay with beer for them. Probably for Croatia, too. I’d say you probably can’t go wrong with beer. Maybe you could find one brewed somewhat locally to those places?
I drive a bmw and I am a beautiful guy, and I drive a bmw, and pop my puss filled pimples, and I wear a leisure suit and jingle my change,while I drive my BMW.
Kush the KUNT said this:
Kush on June 27, 2010 at 12:50 am
Oh BMWanna be boy, coon niga how come you can’t come up with any new ones?
THEN GIVES US THIS INTELLECTUAL GEM:
Kush on June 29, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I drive a bmw and I am a beautiful guy, and I drive a bmw, and pop my puss filled pimples, and I wear a leisure suit and jingle my change,while I drive my BMW.
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DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?????????????????????????????
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HE REALLY MUST DRIVE A BURRO TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE EACH DAY!!!!!
I wonder what happened to the North Korean team after the 7-0 loss to the Portugese. Oh…the torture! The team owner Kim Jong-Il is the kind of man you don’t want to screw up for. Forget about losing…your life.
What? I’m American and white. The only people I know that read this blog are white. We find it funny. We also delight in ignorant militant white folk, such as yourself, that have no sense of humor and speak when they shouldn’t. It really makes me understand how someone like Hitler or W could get elected. Nobody cares about race except for people like you.
Yeah, the post below was meant for FuckYou, a racist on page 42. Sorry about any confusion.
Soccer rocks!!! if you dont like soccer, then you are just a hater because my opinion is that soccer is the best sport ever in the history of sports on its physical level and size of field restrictions and not to mentio the goal size,
THE REASON THE SCORES ARE LOW IS BECAUSE IT IS SUCH A FAIR GAME BETWEEN OFFENSE AND DEFENCE MEANING IT WILL ALWAYS BE A GOOD GAME.
unlike basketball where all the fans leave after the second half when the game is like 71 to 20 and yuour like dizzam how in the hell did their defense allow 20 some goals….. hahahahha, thats a little too many goals to be scored…after the 4th or 5th goals, you should want to see
the performance of the defense in a fair manor.
I luv a bmw convertible, I’ll ride you!
I would love to like soccer, however watching all those pussy-footed euros flailing around after barely being touched is a complete turn-off. I think the US would embrace the sport more if it had more scoring (smaller field might aid in this) and the players didn’t act like such pansies! Seriously, these players know that we have instant replay on tv and in the stadiums right? It’s pretty clear when you haven’t been really kicked and that they’re faking just to get the other player a yellow or even a red card. Ridiculous! Enough with the falling down already. Act like a man!
Yo, the big Yo in da house, I dont like da soccer, kinda looks gay, kfc and Lebron all a abrotha needs, fuck ya all, lall ya lall
Put ailil love in yo ass mutha fuckers, who dat asshole in da vido.
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Great video, only the strongest will survive, the weak will perish, goodbye pale one.
WHAT THE HELL??!!
Isn’t is bad enough that POOR PEOPLE are whining about how this country is going to hell, but now I have to hear from POOR WHITE PEOPLE??!!
DAVID DUKE??!! The leader of poor white trash??!! I, Big Dick Cheney, cannot stand many things, BUT what I cannot tolerate most of all is hearing poor WHITE PEOPLE cry the blues about this country!!
LISTEN UP AMERICA. I, Big Dick Cheney, is a white man WITH money! ALL WHITE PEOPLE should be rich. There is absolutely positively no excuse for a white person being POOR in these United States.
It was we white people who made all the laws of this land.
It was we white people who were smart enough to benefit from the labor of others (that is why I love the stock market…stupid people put their money in, and I and the banks keep the money!! hahahah….but getting back to the subject…
It was we white people who kicked ass in Asia and even in Europe and made this country prosperous! Hell, no white person should have missed out on that bonanza!!
It was we white people who established schools of higher learning AND made rules to keep out the ‘undesirables–the ones not like us—being filthy rich, that is…
It is we white folk who change the rules whenever we feel like it to keep out undesirables in any field that we are in the majority of!!
So now, with all this power, PLUS we are 70% of the population of these United States of America, I come to hear white people crying like little pisswads over some non-white insignificance??!!
White people who are poor are the worst of the worst….they’ve had every opportunity that their white skin has to offer, which is everything, and instead of being like me, Big Dick Cheney, and taking every advantage of this opportunity, instead I have to face the sorry embarrassment of listening to some poor ass whites cry and grovel about how some non white people, who we have had every advantage over, are taking over..
STFU UP YOU SORRY ASSED YAHOOS AND GET A J-O-B!! And to think, these same poor assed whites actually call themselves CONSERVATIVES??!
What is my conservative, christian world coming to?
Big Dick Cheney has spoken….damn it..
Ease up big Dick, there has been and always will be poor whites. You know poor whites are very, very important, because they are the ones we send to slaughter, conquer, die! Sure as hell aint gonna be your gay daughter. Poor whites are also good to exploit, pat them on the head and work them to death.
King corn hole wishes all a happy 4th!
there shoud be a post about vitamin water, us whites love vitamen water. It makes us more lazy white people feel healthy and more progressive and better than others who drink soda without actually having to change our lifestyle of munching on sweets and not working out. 🙂
i love win win situations!!
lmao and where has this blog been all my life?
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Ooohhhh, that’s a low blow jimmy!! My daughter, who happens to be attracted to other women, is still filthy rich, due to her dad, Big Dick Cheney..
Hey jimmy? How would you like to go quail hunting with me this weekend? I promise to be much more careful with my double barrel shot gun this time.
Trust me.
Big Dick Cheney has spoken.
Big Dick Cheney is a troll, not the former vice president or the CEO behind the war on terror. He is nothing but a lil’ cyber-punk or e-thug stuck at home or attending summer school, has no social life as an isolated anti-social twerp & has a hatred against certain groups of people because they are only “different” from him. Big Dick Cheney has no life.
Big Al Whore, we thought it was the real Dick Cheney, gee thanks for setting us straight, now get out there and rape a woman.
Do F1 next 😀
OH HELL NO! Al Gore is trying to challenge BIG DICK CHENEY??!!
Hey tree hugger, did I not kick your ass bad enough for the presidential election, then I ran your liberal ass out of politics completely??!!
And you actually come on this site and call yourself BIG?! You forgot to add the word LOSER after big, ya environmental grass eater.
STFU and go back into those soon to be cut down forests and put a redwood branch up your sorry liberal ass.
Big Dick Cheney has spoken.
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A wimbledon special ??? :p
BEST SITE EVER, i’m learning so much, Can your next question be, why are they so curious about where your from?
Why must they know, in a club, could be bar, could be getting into your car, same question i always get.” Hey Bra where are you from Originally?”. Could this be making small talk?, or do they really care where you are from?. Please post this question. I get asked this question every time I’m flirting with a White guys girlfriend. I just don’t get it.
I feel that this entry more than any other focuses specifically on white north americans. In all honesty it sort of ruined it for me.
Here’s a list of things white people like: smoking cigerettes only on weekends, 4th of July fireworks, Vegas, bad mouthing facebook, Colorado, Sedona, San Diego, steak, Spring Training Baseball, pictures with no people in it,
that made me lol
I find it apt to point out after reading this that, whatever the author might deem it to be, “white people,” is not synonymous with American.
“white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks, ”
As many will already have noticed, a vast part of the European population are white. Anyway it’s not really a big deal, maybe it was written this way as part of the joke, it just irked me slightly.
White people like fisting
they still want to gag at the sound of OJ, love knowing what the weather is going to be, love flip flops, watching their neighbors (spying), they love to ignore people of other ethnicity’s (oh what did you say?), love that Tiger got in trouble, love guns, hunting, cross bows, love going to Mexico and just losing it, ….
White people love the movie the Hangover. It has a lot of ingredients that they seem to eat up. First you have Bradley Cooper. White people love this guy. Then you have Vegas. White people love a place where you can lose yourself,… oh, and gambling. Then you have Mike Tyson. A black athlete who’s been on the skids,….they love that. All the movie needed was a shot of OJ in his prison garb and it would’ve been the highest grossing movie of all time.
Jason Bateman… they love this guy. Reminds them of their childhood, and he’s made a comeback. He’s vulnerable, unassuming and witty,… they love his schtick
Robert Downey… the guy was on the skids, but he’s redeemed himself to become an A+ actor. They love the fact that you can hit the skids, and still become a great actor (only if your white)
Bradley Cooper.. they love this guy. He’s cocky, brash, he’s this years Dane Cook.
Mr. Marcus, I have a game you might like. We call it slave boy, I say lick my balls boy, you say yassa massa, its awesome, I promise not to cum in your mouth, that is also the big promise of the white man, ask the Indians about that one.
You know what else white people like? BEING RACIST!! especially against their own fuckin race… apparently. i mean look at this stupid fucking site…. Man if there was a things black people like that had so many stereotypes on it, it would shut down by Obama and his dick-grabbing thought police. BUT noooo the other races are just ok to do what they want..
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA.
ok.
this one kinda stung. it was straight up mean and had a twinge of serious sexism. Did a white person who was watching the world cup do anything to scorn you personally?
does a white person write this blog? If a white person does, couldn’t he/she be seen as a white person who tries too hard?
I’m going to google this.
google should be something white people like.
this comment is really disjointed.
Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions who play it and the billions who watch it, nothing will change that. We are superior because we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is inferior, for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature to Americans. Soccer sucks. Soccer sucks, America will always think this you soccerfags.
The fact is that American sports just like American culture is superior to foreign culture, its a fact, a cold hard objective fact. Baseball is ten times more exciting than soccer, in soccer nothing every happens, no stats whatsoever, 0-0 game and stupid foreigners think this isn’t boring. Get a life you lame eurofags and all the thirdworlders, soccer sucks, you don’t understand how uncool you look associating with soccer when its the most unpopular sport in existance and everyone on TV makes fun of it and riducles it for soccerfags.
Rea sports are: baseball, football, nascar and basketbll. Real manly AMERICAN sports, not fags running around kicking a ball like pussies.
Nice comments you illiterate fuck!
I’ll grant you that football is better than soccer, but not the others.
Baseball is ten times more boring than soccer. I’d rather watch a 0-0 soccer tie than see a 300 pound pitcher scratch his balls every other pitch while the batter steps in and out of the batter’s box. Baseball is barely a sport.
NASCAR is not a sport at all. Not all skills are sports. Besides, I’d rather watch paint dry than watch people drive in circles for four hours.
Basketball is roughly similar to soccer. What make running around and kicking the ball worse than running around bouncing a ball? Basketball is at least as much of a pussy sport- virtually any physical contact is a foul. WTF?
Besides, this site is really “Stuff upper-middle class, urban / suburban American yuppies like” more so than it is “Stuff white people like.”
F150: I am an American from the USA and I must admit that it is ignorant people like you that embarrass our country. It’s OK that you never had the dynamic athleticism needed play soccer. It really is. The fact that you can’t appreciate it the difficulty of the game and the strategy involved is not your fault. I was All State in Football as a Running Back and Soccer as a Forward, so I don’t really know where my manliness would come into question there. I know you like stats because you are obviously white(we love stats, especially assists right?), and thus you can’t stand the lack of stats in soccer. I scored 92 goals and had 42 assists in 4 seasons. Pretty good stats I’d say. Despite soccer having to compete with the more popular US sports that you mention(Football, Baseball, Basketball), it’s unfortunate that you can’t appreciate the fact that we are still able to compete greatly as a country on the international level. I hope that by the time the US makes a sweet ass run for the World Cup in 2014, you will maybe be enlightened enough to cheer for a sport that your country is really good at. Face it, Soccer is here to stay in the US and it’s only going to get more popular as your life goes on. It’s not your fault that you don’t like soccer, and to each his own, but it is your fault when it comes to being an asshole about it.
Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions of weaklings who play it and the billions of third world foreigners who watch it, nothing will change that. We are superior because we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is inferior, for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature to Americans. Soccer sucks.
Is your manhood tiny?
Well now we know you’re a white person. I’m not impressed by how offended you are by this site. It’s meant to poke fun at people and nothing more.
You’re probably just a little mad because this website took your entire life and everything you do and buy and summed it up as one big stereotype.
They say stereotypes have a grain of truth. You sir, are that grain.
Average white american male:
Many Americans like yourself will claim that all Americans hate soccer so that they can disguise the fact that they hate soccer because they don’t understand it.
Here are some facts:
-Soccer is the most popular sport on earth.
-Whether one sport is superior or inferior to another is a matter of opinion
-Soccer is becoming increasingly mainstream and popular in the US
-Soccer players are not physically inferior. The average player runs 7-8 miles in a match.
-The average baseball player sits on his ass snacking in the dugout for half the game and spends the other half standing around running in only very short rare bursts.
-In a Football game, there are only 17 minutes of actual play.
-Football players only play either offense or defense, and do not need to have any endurance.
-The lineman can be disgustingly obese and basically just need to know how to throw their fat around
-American culture may dominate the world, but American sports do not. No one gives a fuck about basketball except us japan and spain, no one likes baseball except us and latin america, and no one gives a fuck about football at all.
-Soccer players are not sissies. It’s called drawing fouls you insolent shit.
The point is that you can not summarize America’s sports view as hating soccer and loving everything else “because we’re superior”
If I want to read stereotypes I read the actual articles on this blog because they are cleverly written, accurate in some cases, and very funny.
Your comment, however, was devoid of facts, ignorant, not clever or funny, and made you come across as a dumbass.
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A GUARANTEED ALL-EUROPEAN FINAL.
WHITE EUROPEANS RULE!
THE REST OF THE WORLD SUCKS AND IS A CESS-POOL.
LAST CUP-ITALIA-
THIS YEAR, EUROPEAN AGAIN, AS IT SHOULD BE.
Actually, BS-Proof, you forgot about Japan, Korea and China also liking baseball. Asians are the dominant race of the world now and they love baseball. Asians rule. Why do you think white guys want asian girls? So we can have more intelligent/attractive offspring that’s why. White people are going down the drain and taking soccer with them. It’s a gay sport invented by gay white fags from england that is now enjoyed by peasants and other retards.
Baseball is the greatest sport in the world and all you pea-brained, ADD-suffering retards bash it only because you know that you lack the attention span to watch it let alone skills and coordination to play it.
Englad aren’t good..
How about some Homemade Cheese Crackers ?
Rudy where are your hamsters? Are they up your asshole? Fucking white pervert.
haterproof on July 6, 2010 at 9:31 pm
You are correct, all we want are your asian women to make our sex slaves.
Asian men are ugly, short, smelly, and have 1/2″ penis’
That is why their woman only want white Europeans to take them over and make them feel as woman, and their 6-12″ penis’ don’t hoit either- acha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
(Well they do hurt because of their tiny vaginas, but they soon get used to them and the inevitable ecstasy and joy the giant white European penis’ bring them, allows them a lifetime of joy!)
Coon man is right, asian man suck, but they make the best looking women. In the movie urinal, an asian lady boy licks the shit out of a soldiers asshole, its a asian classic film.
I feel offended by your blog about white men. I am a white man and I watch the soccer games without getting drunk. And I like the World Cup games because it allows me to watch a lot of soccer games. Soccer is one of my favorite sports to watch. It is people like you that make this world a horrible place to live in because of your poor attitude about white males! I would never be friends with a person who is so opinionated that you feel you have to vent your frustration on the internet! I am a Christian who believes in actually following what is said in the bible. Unlike other people who are Christian and don’t follow what it says in the bible. And what you have done here is not followed the most important rule of Christianity Love Your Neighbor As Yourself. We are all God’s people. I don’t care what religion you follow but what you did was not right by any stretch of the imagination. Don’t post anything more until you have thought about what you are going to say because what you say can offend people and if you are not careful they can sue you for making derogatory comments as you have written in this blog. You may think you are being funny. But there is nothing funny about making fun of somebody because they are a different race. We are all the same race. The human race. It’s easy to poke fun at other people but I am sure that you have made a few mistakes in your life. So don’t go poking and laughing at what other people do. Leave us alone. We are people too.
Learn to take a joke.
Hahaha, I honestly can’t tell if Jay is being sarcastic or not, but one conclusion I can most certainly draw from his post:
White people sure do love to defend themselves with gratuitous verbosity while vigorously invoking the bible and Christianity as some kind of viable justification for why they shouldn’t be observed on the same terms as any other member of this strange strange world…
P.S. Either way Jay, you’re coming off as a little insecure. 😛
This is funny and so true. And now I feel really white because I was just at the pictured place, Cafe Diplomatico in Little Italy in Toronto, watching the World Cup a few weeks ago. But I do have a lot of Latino friends who are really into the World Cup.
World cup white American party outside of the US :
The perfect excuse for white americans to unite with other US citizens to support European teams while living somewhere in the Middle East.
You will need, a hotel roof top with a swimming pool, a large screen, lunging chairs and one or two bars.
Do not invest any energy in arranging the chairs so that the sitting people can actually watch the game. The few guest who actually want to watch the game will manage ane no-one will begrudge them prime sitting places.
Just make sure that loudspeakers are strategically placed so that any excitement from the supporters will be heard by your guests and they will be able to participate in the fun.
Other than that, have some other loudspeakers with music loud enough to give the party a nice ambient athmosphere.
Add white American of both sexes, mix up and you got yourself a huge success!
Hahahahahaha, very good observations there – it’s noticeable when the WC and European Cup are on, because people who aren’t in the slightest bit interested suddenly develop an interest! Not like DubLi, which always hooks people in….
“‘England is playing Argentina? Dude we gotta get some Newcastle then like, I don’t know, like some wine I guess?’
This plan will be consummated with a high five, a trip to Trader Joes, and the purchase of a soccer jersey that will be worn, on average, twice a decade.”
This is me. So, painfully, excruciatingly, absolutely me.
Peace
Ty
whoever has more white guys on the team is who I will root for! I am so glad that the n!gger-filled french team went down in flames. Fuck that dirty little jew sarkozy!!
Euro cup champs Los Spainards will crush the “Hot orange” Hollanders, they got lucky this time. The Germans are proud to be back in third place match, and life gives them lemons: make lemonade.
“Teams from Africa are cute underdogs and thus always worth a bet.”
lol so true, won’t be betting too much on them though, the curse of peaking at the quarterfinals for any african team has still not been broken!
BREATHE.
This site really only applies to white Americans .. Everywhere else in the world loves FOOTBALL – Not just white people. Americans tend to be confused – Saying that football isn’t popular.. Seriously, wtf? It is the MOST popular sport in the whole entire world. Only in the US is it less popular – which i could begin a rant on how the US is not the center of the universe.
Okay, lots of players are annoying when they randomly fling themselves on the floor but it’s just tactics. It’s not because “GAY EUROPEANS ARE WEAK AND FEEL SO MUCH PAIN OMG!” Everyone hates when they do that but hey – you gotta play dirty sometimes and it makes it funner to watch. They are just testing the Ref.
And also, how is football not physically challenging? It’s just as challenging as any other sport. Whoever thinks this is simply mental.
Why aren’t there lots of goals? Oh come on, it’s because the game isn’t stupidly easy – a goal is something rare and that makes it way better when one is scored. In other sports, I think goals or whatever are way less impressive because they happen so often.
Football is called THE BEAUTIFUL GAME.
It is the most popular sport on this planet.
It’s great .. just sit back and enjoy or don’t watch at all.
It’s the WORLD CUP of course it’s going to be thrown in your face – That won’t stop just because Americans are a little pissed that frankly their team won’t win anytime soon. But the USA team was good this year so you should be proud & support them because that’s what the rest of the world is doing with their countries! (I’m talking about next time ..)
Yea, golf is a sport, but not soccer.
Go up to a tiny ball about the size of male balls, get a stick, swing it, and try to get it in the back hole.
Wait, THAT’S CALLED GAY SEX.
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Golf, it’s what fags do!
hey enigma the coon?
shaddap ya faggot!
FOOTBALL mates, football, not soccer, it’s not called that anymore. I have a question though, why is rugby called ‘football’ when the use of the feet are mainly used for running and that ‘free kick’ part of the game whereas 98.9% of the time, players are using their hands. Anyway, Football (soccer) is the most popular game outside of the USA because well, the others don’t match up as good, basketball, meh, baseball, it’s cool, hockey, i’m not Canadian, American Football, if i wanted to be bored i’ll watch American Talk shows in the afternoon, ugh. haha.
Rugby is called football?
Its a great game 90mins of running no score…I like this cool shit though go to http://www.myurbantree.com
Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions of weaklings who play it and the billions of third world foreigners who watch it, nothing will change that. We are superior because we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior. Everybody in the world knows that our sports rule, soccer is lame.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is inferior, for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature to Americans.
Soccer sucks. All of America knows this.
Soccer is weak huh? I’d love to see what happens to football players if they take off their 50 pounds of protection
for the Spain vs. Netherland macth, the girls are drinking Sangria and the guys Heineken. close deal.
Seriously, get off your freaking high horse.I love how so many people grow up playing soccer in the US (hello, soccer moms…where do you think that term came from?!) but then suddenly think it sucks when they get older. If you find soccer boring, then don’t watch it. If you think it doesn’t require any athleticism and is for the weak, then go play it and you’ll change your tune.
People can like whatever sport they like. I don’t like baseball because I find it boring. I don’t need to insult people (e.g. you calling people who like soccer “f*gs”) who like it to make myself feel better. Someone liking soccer doesn’t threaten your enjoyment of whatever sports you like.
Just stop hating. Like the sports you like because you find them entertaining. But just because your sport is “American” doesn’t make it better. Also, check your facts, like it or not, Soccer is the most popular sport in the world, it’s dominating.
If you’re the “Average White American Male”, our country has much to worry about.
100 bucks I’ll talk to someone in the bar Sunday who will say they’re rooting for Holland “because I went to Amsterdam five years ago and got soooooooo baked!”
are you kidding…calm down.. average white american male is obviously just over doing the blokey patriotism for laughs…
hatred of foreigners, word like ‘rule’ and ‘fags’… it’s not that subtle.
(though… with a name like ‘kayleigh’ i shouldn’t imagine there is much ability there to identify sarcasm or irony, my bad)
So you’re saying Europeans are ‘non-white’?
Another great post from the fake enigma. Your use of the language sounds as if you’re a 12-14 scared little white boy. Maybe a shop student, preparing for your blue collar life. You little homophobic loser pop your pimples and go try the fat girl, she may give you some play, leave the golf for successful grown folk, of which you’re not.
Well, if it isn’t the one and only real racist niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Kush, the tush, KUNT.
Returning after a month of licking your wounds from the head bashing you received from me?
Or, returning from licking dicks at the gloryholes?
Either way, your a sorry excuse for a human bean, vegetable brain.
Now shut the FUCK UP before I humiliate you in front of everyone here, AGAIN, you adolescent pimp-squeak and return to selling white girls to feed your crack habit.
Those golf balls aren’t for snortin’, even though those negro nostrils could easily accommodate them.
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Not get lost little boy, ya bother me.
hey! that’s little italy in toronto!
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WHOA! No need to insult football players. There is no mention of football in Average White American Male’s post. What happens when football players take off their 50lbs of protection? For starters, it’s not 50lbs. It’s more like 10, meaning you can still get hurt. I surmise that your use of the word “protection” is to insinuate that football players are amply protected by the padding, which is a false assumption. That having been said, when football players take off those pads, they’re still big as shit. So leave football out of it. I happen to play football know that I could never play soccer. I cannot continuously run up and down a field for upwards of 90min. Likewise, most soccer players cannot play football. Football and Futbol are like apples and oranges; they don’t need to be compared.
Backwoods pimples your humor is juvenile, and your use of language sophomoric. Which indicates that you’re a fraud and hold no position of significance. The joke is that little thing between your legs, which also might be the reason for your feelings of inferiority, homophobia, and racism. You have heard it before, LOSER!
This site should be called like ‘sterotype of the hippie white person’ not ‘stuff white people like’. believe me, i’m more like these cliques he mentions, but I have tons of white friends that are so not into all this shit that he claims all white people are into.
and I find it hilarous that this site can be made with no white person really caring, but can you imagine if we made a site called ‘stuff black people like’, we’d be arrested.
VIVA ESPANA! Gooooooooooooooooooool! Uno punto alto de los paisos bajos. Los campeons del FIFA en el mundo. Translation: SPAIN WINS, Goal! One point over the Holland/Netherlander/Dutchmen. FIFA world champs.
Ok, how white are you…study foreign languages to read Spanish without a need of translation, ‘cuz that ruins it. Except the classic white Anglo American stereotype views Latinos all not a “white” people (also a stereotype).
And last thing: England/the UK/Great Britain are very white, though not everyone is European nor English-speaking. I hope the Scots, Welsh (Cymraeg) or Northern Irish (not all Catholic green paddys) teams enter the next world cup.
go check out http://jusjivin.com for more laughs
I’m not sure, but I believe I read that Kush KUNT poster mumbled something about his inferiority complex because he is a blackie homo with a small wrinkled dick?
Am I getting it right?
Or is it just that he’s a chicken shit racist niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fag
too terrified to take me on?
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YA DUMB POS FAG, YA!
Si oui,livraison gratuite,livraison rapide et de sécurité.nous avons beaucoup de couleurs,blanc bleu alors il a commencé à délirer * Nike Ninja .
I think there is a common sense rule against criticizing a person for being sophomoric and then inferring their dick is small. That is stupid and annoying. Punch yourself in the face.
Pimples I never mentioned you by name, but I guess if the shoe fits, shove it up your little white ass. You are so predictable that you’re stupid. I knew a dumb fuck like you, couldn’t come with an original thought, and would just rehash what I said, just took the bait and once again, more shit. Got to go pimples, it must be sad watching your country just slip away. Pop them zits now boy.
I’m confused. When you talk about “white people” you mean privileged yuppies that reside in NYC, san francisco, LA, and their suburbs right? You are obviously not talking about people in Kansas.
Also I am non-white and all these things apply to me (because I am a privileged person living in the Northeast). Maybe you should change it to “stuff super-spoiled brats in populated urban areas like”. Just a thought.
You are way over thinking this whole thing. This is a fun website that generalizes the urban white person. Im sure it may describe other people too.
Again I believe I heard some mumblings from this Kush the KUNT feller.
Popping Pimples on his ass for breakfast, then shoving his foot in his mouth, WTF is this douche niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
talking ’bout Willis?
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the po’ dufus
Why is it that Pakistanis and Indians follow Brazil in the World Cup?
Today’s hipster beating:
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/2010/07/12/todays-hipster-beating-60/#comments
End of Story.
Hey I am a white person (except for that chunk of melanoma or flesh eating virus looking thing) and I am not keen on the World Cup at all. White people ACTUALLY like to watch Black athletes in football and basketball really RACK UP THE SCORES!!! I don’t think I’ll live long enough to see a 21 to 17 soccer game will I? Anyway if interested, here’s my take on the World Cup – W.C.C.
http://pjmonolog.blogspot.com/2010/06/frosty-world-mug.html
This blog is awesome. You forgot Wikipedia, though.
Talking about a LOSER, you know who you are, hey can you say duh?
We Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions of weaklings who play it and the billions of third world foreigners who watch it, nothing will change that. We are superior because we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior. Everybody in the world knows that our sports rule, soccer is lame.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is inferior, for weak people of lesser physical and mental stature to Americans.
Soccer sucks. All of America knows this.
Also my football coach taught me that real men play football, while girls/foreigners play soccer. No well adjusted male with friends would ever play soccer, it would instantly get him the label of “soccer fag”. Men play football, baseball, basketball…etc, girls play soccer, ballet, volleyball…etc
hey, average white american male, can we invade czechoslovakia now? lol
you should write an article about how white people like writing, reading, and posting on boring blogs.
i’m proof, your site is extremely boring, but i keep reading in the hopes that it’ll get interesting.
someone shoot me
get over it his blog is flipping awesome, and you can probably notice that he did write a little about it in some of his posts if you actually would look at them
Again I believe I heard some mumblings from this Kush the KUNT feller.
Popping Pimples on his ass for breakfast, then shoving his foot in his mouth, WTF is this douche niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
talking ’bout Willis?
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the po’ dufus
More white self loathing!!
Soccer is for girls.
Soccer is gay.
Soccer is boring
Soccer is anti-American
Soccer rules are stupid
Soccer is for little children
Soccer is for weakling who couldn’t play real sports
Soccer is easy and it doesn’t require athleticism since only small white girls play it
-average Joe from america
Did someone say sock-her?
Yes, I agree, sock it to any dumb cunt.
Yes, and I am not crazy.
Really.
Did you all hear me? We Aussies are not fuckin nuts I tell ya.
So, we enjoy kickin women…er, balls around a bit, so?
Can I kick your balls a bit, mate?
I knew you’d say yes, you dumb niggassssssssssss.
I’m not racist either, CAPECHE?
If he’s white it’s funny.
If he’s not what is he.
What Indian people llike.com my new site
Gee I’m sorry for my early comments, I see now that I have offended a retarded person.
Again I believe I heard some mumblings from this Kush the KUNT feller.
Popping Pimples on his ass for breakfast, then shoving his foot in his mouth, WTF is this douche niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
talking ’bout Willis?
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the po’ dufus
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Kush on July 15, 2010 at 7:50 am
Gee I’m sorry for my early comments, I see now that I have offended a retarded person.
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“Gee I’m sorry”
What a wimp!
I’m sorry, boooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo
pussy boy.
Damn, Oxana is Sylvester Stallone compared to this KUNT.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, GET OVER HERE AND ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE OF SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THERE IS PLENTY OF IT IN YOU, HA HA HA HA HA HA
“Do white people like funny translations?”
…56 translations later we get:
“White Ming, Playing guitar?”
(via http://www.funnytranslator.com ) i don’t get it either, but it made me lol.
Mel, get outta here. You’re a drunken reactionary bigot, an abusive man when it comes to relationships and you’re in a wrong place: Hollywood, it is ran by Jews and gays…the film industry, but not everyone is gay or Jewish (and I’m talking about you, Mr. Gibson).
I think you might need to rename your website “stuff AMERICAN White People Like”, as your world cup entry doesn’t really work in the rest of the world. Also, although Banksy annoys the shit out of me as much as the next man, your insight is pretty piss weak and contains nothing everyone in the western world hasn’t read about a hundred times in the last 2 years. Come to think of it, that applies to 99% of your entries.
I appreciate your way with words, but its unfortunate that due to the rest of the internet being written by teenage idiots, that you are considered to be so… “..wow this guys is saying what i thought, but he’s able to string more than 4 words together to explain it concisely!!”.
I bet your “Clever” and “on the button” insights make you a real hit at dinner parties. Though i suspect they probably make people want to hit you at dinner parties more often. Not that you would go to a dinner party obviously, as that’s something white people do.
anyway. I’m sorry, I’m sure this is all a bit of fun, you probably caught me In a bad mood. It’s just that this sort “Clever, Ironic” shit gets right on my tits.
PS. you are banksy.
Yeah the real tough guys make threats and big talk on a blog, but on the street… NO just another chicken shit, big talk and no action, I’m so scared of you, fucking retarded asshole, you’re not even fun anymore, just a bore! So tough guy this is it, for the last time, you fucking pathetic sorry ass, LOSER!
New song “The Hipsterminator” up on my page. If you love laughing at hipsters you will love this song!
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white people in the united states don’t really watch the world cup unless it has to do with a drinking game.
david, you obviously dont get it. its shit that liberals like and how trendy they are. so the world cup entry works perfectly fine. things dont have to be so literal, its part of the joke.
Soccer sucks balls, real sports are football, baseball and basketball, even hockey is ok. Soccer is the most feminine, girly, not athletic, non-dominant sport ever. It only is watched by anyone once every 4 years, its like curling. People who say that “soccer is the most popular sport in the world” and use world cup as the example are like people who say “curling is the most popular sport in the world” and use the olympcis as an example.
Real americans watch real sport, sports made in america, not third world poor people sports like soccer. There are no big time soccer teams and rich soccer players other than once every 4 years. Soccer is a small time pseudo sport for weaklings and women/foreigners, not for masculine men. The best atheletes in the world are in the NFL.
most liberals say that they hate american football because its “too physical” and “military toughlike”, but thats just an excuse. liberals dont like it because of the game, they hate it because of the atmosphere. beer belly fat guys who work contruction watch it, and thats just “too middle america” for them. people who dont know shit about sports only like or hate certain sports because of the atmosphere. liberals like soccer because its a foreign atmosphere. they like the foreign language chants and different culture. but football is just a bunch of rowdy “drunk idiots” having tailgate parties. so their mind is closed to actually understanding the art of it. Every game has its own unique aspect and art. Every sport is the same with different variations.
Kush (THE KUNT) on July 16, 2010 at 8:27 am
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Can number #134 be “Talking to their white friends about how many things on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com apply to them” and then laughing and being like….god I am so white!
this website is dead. sorry.
dying. this website is dying
Get your facts straight:
‘Soccer’ is the most popular sport in most countries around the world other than America and so it is probably the most popular sport in the world.
The highest paid soccer player gets paid over $17 million a year, not including endorsements.
American football came out of England and is basically an amalgamation of soccer and Rugby (If you took a look at Rugby you would think American Football is for ‘weaklings’ as it is basically American football without all the padding and protective clothing)
People like you live up to the awful stereotype of ignorant Americans who are clueless about the rest of the world and don’t own a passport. (I am English but have been lucky enough to live in America, Europe and Asia so I have seen first hand how popular soccer is seemingly EVERYWHERE other than America – not that that will bother you as you are not interested in anywhere but your back yard)
Get your facts straight:
‘Soccer’ is the most popular sport in most countries around the world other than America and so it is probably the most popular sport in the world.
The highest paid soccer player gets paid over $17 million a year, not including endorsements.
American football came out of England and is basically an amalgamation of soccer and Rugby (If you took a look at Rugby you would think American Football is for ‘weaklings’ as it is basically American football without all the padding and protective clothing)
People like you live up to the awful stereotype of ignorant Americans who are clueless about the rest of the world and don’t own a passport. (I am English but have been lucky enough to live in America, Europe and Asia so I have seen first hand how popular soccer is seemingly EVERYWHERE other than America – not that that will bother you as you are not interested in anywhere but your back yard)
My comment was in response to ‘Average white American’s’
Toms. they should def be the next big stuff white people like thing.
WUT
This site has gone down hill markedly since the book was published. New updates are hardly ever posted and the book is pushed all the time. I’ve got the freakin’ book, just make me want to buy the next one!
ah rednecks…never get tired of them. Love how people think that white people are only americans and love how patriotism is a perfect excuse for not being able to appreciate anything foreign (and in soccer, something foreign that americans suck at).
The phrase “third world poor people sports like soccer” ignores the fact that the best current soccer teams in the world are european, and that there are continental cups every year that other people (maybe other white people that you didnt know exist because they aren’t american) watch and follow, a soccer player in a national team wether from brazil or england can make more money in a year than you’ve ever seen in your little ignorant life. But leave it to the rednecks to think anything that isn’t american isn’t cool or is POOR and from the third world. I am glad to be from the third world and have more knowledge of the life happening outside of my country than you people (“white people”?) living in a bubble of fat and idiocy.
Third world poor people sport, haha, i still laugh at how much you suck at living in the present.
You really suck redneck. I only laugh at knowing that those “poor third world soccer players” make more money than you could ever spend on lard in your sorry lifetime.
Nice addition to the list!
The article is not bad. somewhat close to reality. however, some of the comments are really pathetic. Soccer or Football (as the rest of the world calls it) is the most popular sport in the world except in North Amercia. I feel sorry for American men because most of them never experience the amazing feeling that their women are just as interested and into the game as they are and that they will change the channel from the usaul reality TV or some melodramatic badly-written-and-acted prime time tv series, just to watch the game. that is football for you. everyone likes it. everyone watches it. and if you think that the FIFA world cup tournament is the only soccer event in the world you are sadly mistaken. You, are just another “Average American” who is a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
You just confirmed what the rest of the world thinks about American: Overweight, ignorant and un-educated, living in a bubble. you are an embarrasement.
Yo I need a fucking bag a dope, I will wash next month.
If that is what the rest of the world thinks about America, then in their minds you must come across as an “average American.” All in all though terrible post, dude. Not only because it is obnoxious, but also because it is virtually non-nonsensical (mainly the spot where you feel sorry for American men because their women watch reality TV and not Soccer -and yeah, in ‘Merican’ its called ‘Soccer’-). At any rate, hate on hater, and peace be your journey.
As a white, American female who loves soccer and watches avidly (also in the World Cup off-season otherwise known as every year besides the World Cup), I would have to completely agree with this statement. All except for one thing. The word you are looking for at the end is “embarrassment”.
Don’t you ever get bored of white people… and the stuff they like?
First: your blog is great. I can’t stop reading, though I should be studying.
I have only one question that’s been puzzling me and my sister: I’m caucasian, but I’m Latin American (Argentinian). Am I white?
Well as a white woman who just returned from South Africa for the World Cup, I can attest that white people do like it but for most of the world besides the U.S., it is the ultimate competition! And for those of you who don’t realize it, that includes a LOT of non-whites!
On a different topic, my husband, who is from Ghana and therefore one of the non-whites who loves “soccer,” and I love this blog and have discussed how he is more “white” than I am because of the greater number of things he likes on your list than I do! Some of the things we thought you should add after spending a month in South Africa: parasailing, bungee jumping, shark cage diving, hiking, walking safaris, or anything else that involves endangering your life, i.e. jumping out of airplanes.
Jennifer,
Since you married a COON, why don’t you do the last one on your list, without a parachute.
Technically, maybe.
But don’t worry, no matter how pink your skin, blonde your hair, blue your eyes, or Nordic your ancestors, you aren’t a White Person.
Way better than that! To the White People who like the things on this list, the fact that you come from a country outside North America automatically moves you into the non white category.
Thus you are an incredibly valuable diversity friend (#7). You allow White
People to exhibit their White skills or interests (# 71, 117, 72, etc.) Plus they can sing “Don’t cry for me” at you, showing #20 instantly!
This applies ONLY IF you make it obvious enough that strangers can see it. An occasional reference to home, or maybe a discreet Argentine Sun on a garment would do it. And whatever it takes don’t lose all your cute (if you’re a girl) or smoldering (if a man) accent.
No matter what, though, beware of the only thing that can destroy you. Don’t speak approvingly of cattle ranch or dove hunt. Mention polo only to disapprove of the suffering of the horses. And NEVER admit that you don’t know any desparecido families!
These carry the awful risk of changing you from an exotic not White Person into- I dead to say it- the Wrong Kind of White Person.
By the way, you can easily recognize White People yourself. They will practice their poor Spanish on you, sing /refer to “Don’t cry for me”, say they almost went to study there, or make some disparaging/apologetic remark about America within the first fifteen minutes of finding out where you’re from.
Sometimes all four!
If none of these happens, you may be talking to the Wrong Kind of White Person.
Tamara:
Technically, maybe.
But don’t worry, no matter how pink your skin, blonde your hair, blue your eyes, or Nordic your ancestors, you aren’t a White Person.
Way better than that! To the White People who like the things on this list, the fact that you come from a country outside North America automatically moves you into the non white category.
Thus you are an incredibly valuable diversity friend (#7). You allow White
People to exhibit their White skills or interests (# 71, 117, 72, etc.) Plus they can sing “Don’t cry for me” at you, showing #20 instantly!
This applies ONLY IF you make it obvious enough that strangers can see it. An occasional reference to home, or maybe a discreet Argentine Sun on a garment would do it. And whatever it takes don’t lose all your cute (if you’re a girl) or smoldering (if a man) accent.
No matter what, though, beware of the only thing that can destroy you. Don’t speak approvingly of cattle ranch or dove hunt. Mention polo only to disapprove of the suffering of the horses. And NEVER admit that you don’t know any desparecido families!
These carry the awful risk of changing you from an exotic not White Person into- I dead to say it- the Wrong Kind of White Person.
By the way, you can easily recognize White People yourself. They will practice their poor Spanish on you, sing /refer to “Don’t cry for me”, say they almost went to study there, or make some disparaging/apologetic remark about America within the first fifteen minutes of finding out where you’re from.
Sometimes all four!
If none of these happens, you may be talking to the Wrong Kind of White Person.
¡Muchas gracias! (My keyboard has opening marks, I’m sure that super cool, ¿right?) I’ve just settled the question with my sisters.
I hope my non-whiteness also frees me (I’m looking for another word… anyway) from the grammar police thing, I’ve been bullied a lot around the internet for my spelling mistakes (has anyone noticed spelling mistakes automatically makes everything you say stupid?).
Un saludo, y un cálido abrazo latino
Tamara
Oh, and also: I live in a country where people actually play soccer! And call it football! I’m just so lucky.
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HAHAHAA. That is funny … pretending to be european.
and …”But if you do find yourself talking to a white person who actually knows a lot about soccer you are probably talking to a European, or worse, a white guy who tries too hard.”
probably true… because my bf is Hispanic and his “peeps..lol” and him are soccer fanatics . I havent yet met a white guy who knows as much about soccer as they do.
A white person pretending to be European?
If we’re white, where the fuck else are we from? ~White European, would you believe it~
ROTFLMAO. Sitting here writing serious stuff when I decided to take a break and see in what new and frightening way I am yet stereotyped.
I AM SUCH A CLICHE. And I used to think I was a unique free thinker!!!
The betting patterns are just too awesome, although I would have put Brazil at the top.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
white as in white american.
this makes me want to imprison all of my country’s once-proud players who lost this contest of will. They brought shame to a great nation.
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@Tamara
I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that we are not White, even though our ancestors come from the true blue Western Europe.
I’m a proud Spaniard and I’m proud to say I’m not white.
We built and defined the West by spreading our religion, our language and our culture all over the world.
What about those other countries in “Europe” such as Albania, Greece, Hungary, etc, are they white? Even middle eastern/central asian countries such as Iraq, Armenia, Afghanistan count as White.
But we don’t.
Is that bad thing? Absolutely not.
It’s fantastic.
We are our own world, and we have our own friends and relatives, of ALL colors. I have a large group of Argentine friends that are jews and armenians. They don’ t count themselves as white, they made the right choice.
Are your eyes blue, hair blonde, skin porcelain? Doesn’t matter. So are mine, be honored that we are not like the people this blog describes, or better yet the ones it pisses off.
The bad news? There are no bad news I guess. We are blessed, and we get to live a life free of hate and envy.
Que Viva La Hispanidad
Que Viva El Mundo Latino
ROTFLMAO. Sitting here writing serious stuff when I decided to take a break and see in what new and frightening way I am yet stereotyped.
I AM SUCH A CLICHE. And I used to think I was a unique free thinker!!!
The betting patterns are just too awesome, although I would have put Brazil at the top.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
Proud Spicinard,
Good for you, you’re proud of being a non white grease ball.
How chic, how manifique, How Obomination, How about you go fuck yourself?
I’m European, WHITE and proud of it.
Now go live in the slums with your chicano brethren.
Proud Spaniard,
Good for you, you’re proud of being a non white person.
How awesome, how magnificent, How stupid I feel to insult you before. How about if i go fuck myself with a baseball bat to show my penance?
I’m European, WHITE and I’m stupid and proud of it. I live in the mighty european country of Kentucky and I have umpeteen children (I can’t count past thirteen) with my wife, who happens to be my little sister.
Now I’ll go live in the mountain side slums with my inbred brethren (I do hope cousin Greg comes over and give me a good ass pumpin’ workout. Nobody pumps me ass like Greg!)
Yeeee Haaaaah!!
So, are you also implying that your idea of a real man is one who only watches American sports? Let me ask you sir, have you ever watched a soccer game? Have you noticed how much time they spend running around that field? I’m sure you wouldn’t last even the first 10 minutes. I think your idea of a “real” American is very askew. For example, I have a cousin who really doesn’t watch ANY sports. Does that make him less of an American and less of a “masculine” man than you? I hate to say it sir, but you fall right into the stereotype that the rest of the world sees Americans as. I’m not saying you have to like soccer, or that you should try as hard as you can to learn about the rest of the world, but I am saying that you shouldn’t downplay a sport just because it isn’t American, or because it doesn’t fall into your idea of masculinity. Technically, you aren’t American anyways. No one is. Sure we are citizens of an American nation, but we all come from different bloodlines and ethnicities; our country was founded by immigrants. I would suppose the only true Americans are Native Americans. Sure we have come to form our identity as an American nation, but that doesn’t mean everything else around us is just dirt. Again, I’m not saying you absolutely MUST open your mind to the world around you (although it wouldn’t hurt), but perhaps you should accept things as they are and leave them be. So, I plead you, STOP GIVING THE REST OF THE WORLD A BAD IMPRESSION OF AMERICANS. Thank you.
If I walked by daily as someone was beaten, demonized, humiliated, rapped, and made to watch while their children and family where done the same way. Yes it would be easy to assume that the victims will need psychological help for generations. But what of me, who stood by while it took place, isn’t there something wrong with me? White people have issues!! 75percent of the population and yall can’t come together to do nothing meaningful, Yall suck!
Jajajaja (that’s spanish for “hahahahaha”).
I am a blonde hair blue eyes girl of age 10. Why isn’t it okay for me to be white or a girl?
England and Italy are rubbish. Countries with great footballing traditions but way behind these days. Spain and Germany are the only decent teams in Europe.
White people like back stabbing, and gossip, who you know and blow, are the way up for whitey.
whites have no soul
LMAO!!
gringos de mierda
what a pathetic excuse for an article. First of all the reason AMERICANS dont like FOOTBALL is because they are so far up their own arses they cant see the beauty of it. Instead they follow the meaningleess 3 sports that only americans play like baseball (shit cricket), Basketball (might as well flip a coin and see who wins) or american football which is just not football at all but instead SHIT RUGBY. So while you all waste time with these sports and get forced to concentrate on specific dates like the superbowl (the real winner hardly every wins – new england patriots unbeaten all year but still lost) for mainly money purposes from some rich bastard. this means that intelligent sports like cricket, rugby or REAL FOOTBALL are too much for these idiots to handle. So if hundreds of millions of people watch slovenia algeria they probably have more knowledge of sport than any stupid white or black american because they understand its about teamwork and national pride. Not a drinking game or some pretence that people follow because they have to. If the USA had any intelligence they would respect other sports and forget about their shit versions of international sport. As for this article it really is a complete load of bullshit. First of all I have a black american staying in my house and I know he has seen every world cup game this year. he spent some time in England in 2006 and loved it enough to realise what a waste of time your sports are. However the rest of you cant realise that the biggest sport in the world is much better than you will every understand and everyone else in the world shows nothing but pity towards the immature ammerican perspective on everything. Including the biased school system which only supports people clever in their age group. But what about the 10th place student in school this year. He may have been the 2nd smartest in the following or previous year however because of his (dumb american) parents who gave birth to him in the worng year, this pupil will now look like a failure. Bad system for a broken country. I hope someone destroys the US soon so they can build a better place. It really is a disgrace to have such a pretentious country exist and apparently control most of the world. In my eyes and many others america is a wasteland and the people there will never amass to anything close to the rest of the world. They might have a few clever or loyal people but there will always be fat, selfish and single minded americans who out number the few great ones. Football is a sport that has been perfected over many years and a useless article like this just shows how far the americans have to come before they actually prove to be a sensible place to live, For now football will always be better than this desparate country.
You should think about how you live and what gets shown but you need tofix this before you fasll apart.
and for the sake of our language which you idiots completely ruined, it’s England ARE great or Germany ARE NOT great. Not the word ‘is’ as that is the worst english I have seen since I was 6 years old.
this really is pathetic and I hope not all americans agree with this BS.
This post is adorable. Now calm down, and have a glass of milk.
Lol @ american sports. Worst sports ever (except basketball, thats a good sport).
Being White + Italian + Football supporter I am really bothered by this article.
Oh dear, WhoCares! If you want to claim that Americans ruined the language you really ought to take more care of your spelling. (“dont”, “desparate”, etc.)
True, football fans often say “England ARE great”, but why is that correct? Would you say, for example, “England ARE the biggest country in the UK”, or would you say “England IS the biggest country in the UK”? I know what I’d say. Just because football fans have been getting it wrong since you were 6 years old doesn’t make it right.
PS I’m English too.
Maybe the new cinderella soccer team in the next world cup is an African team, either the Ivory Coast, Guinea, Ghana or Cameroon known for possessing brilliant stars on the field. It was an upset for the cup home team South Africa unable to advance beyond the first round, except the schedule will be completely different to play inferior-quality teams (the U.S. I hate to admit don’t play good).
Bet on Black.
Why not bet on the Fiji Islands-YOU DUMB FUCK NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, they have an equal chance of winning as those sorry ass hopping jungle bunnies do.
Thank you.
@WhoCares
You are mostly right and I like your style.
I will say the real, true reason why white americans hate football is because they get to practice their favorite pastime.
HATE.
Foreigners play football.
Blacks play footbal.
Hispanics play football.
Europeans play football.
Asians play football.
Athletic women play football.
“Wetbacks” play football.
They also refer to it as a “faggot” sport.
You see the pattern? These are all things your typical american voter (republican or democrat) simply HATES. (Google Tea Party, Arizona Law, etc).
@Enigma The Coon
You are the highest expression of the white race in America.
Congratulations.
If you only you can get your mother to get her act together and stop bringing such shame to the white race. You know what I’m talking about. I’ve never seen the white race sink so low as she does.
being white I like a good ass eating, clean me out lick my whole, you little savage.
Favorite pastime is hate? Try and be more narrow-minded.
WeAreNotWhite on July 25, 2010 at 11:16 pm
If you only you can get your mother
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not white and you write such poifect English!
Who would believe such a thin!
Now, go screw your mammy, asshole.
@Enigma The Coon
So I stutter a little bit, you hate that too?
Your mother didn’t seem to mind, one of the guys in the most recent “Black Midget on Blonde Whore Gangbang” video she was in stuttered like crazy whe he busted a nut in her face!
When you take a shit, don’t wipe out all that good shit, leave a little behind, hopefully some nut and corn will be in the shit, then have a friend lick you clean. The Rim Cleaner, for hire!
WeAreNotWhite on July 27, 2010 at 7:48 am
Sure he stuttered, how could he help it with you shoving your midget dick up his ass.
“Midget Ninja Fag Niggassssssssssssssssssssssss Go Wild.”
WeAreNotWhite is awarded Best Performance by the Adult Fag Boy Awards for his uncanny performance of a runaway mixed up midget from Bellevue Hospital, looking to screw his mammy, but along the way meets his pappy instead and finds teabagging and nob slobbing more to his liking.
Who can forget his black face turning white in the dramatic bukkake ending, with his pappy adding the final dollop of Man Cream.
Ah…we meet again, enigma. When will you cut it out? You aren’t funny, just posting racist insults to spam up thee ol’ SWPL blog. I noticed when you post, it carries references to gays and homosexuality. What’s up with that?+
You didn’t know Mike D?? Enigma the Coon is a closet homosexual who cannot bring himself to say it aloud. He really hates himself for his carnal desire for parts of mankind, or is it just his carnal desire for man-cock??
Well anyway, just go to #88 Having Gay Friends and read all about his ‘gayness’. For a guy who says he’s not gay, he sure writes more on that site than any other site on SWPL.
Hmmm. That is sure evidence of his latent homosexuality.
read the history of the game because it is not football or foooot-ball according to history. I know this because I read random things here and there .No I will not talk your ear off about soccer because I do not know too much about it.
i do have a question though to throw out there…do not know what category this would fall under( white people like, black people like, or perhaps both….
I myself am Irish American, can say this because grandparents are from off the boat, and were slaves in the famine…so that card cannot be played here……but I don’t go around calling myself an Irish American
anyway…why do black people like to refer to themselves as African Americans but know so little about the culture. You would not be African American because it is a CONTINENT. …………also if we all love Africa and want to be proud African Americans, why do so many people think wearing studded diamond earnings, necklaces, bracelets, etc… they are off the blood of Africans….but I guess turn a blind eye to the fact that you are wearing a diamond that woman were raped and murdered in order for you to do so and the ratio of people that are volunteers to go to the Congo and surrounding areas and help are white, many who have been killed. So why don’t you add that to stuff white people like……..
Helping African Nations and not sporting the bling from the blood of others.
Please don’t come at me with my misspelled words or grammar if that is all you have….that is usually anyone’s first punch when they have nothing else to say.
Oh and yes I know not all heritage can be tracked back to where in Africa because of record keeping,but about 75% can be traced so the whole African American thing can be settled down to an actual country IN the African Continent.
Mike D on July 27, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Ah…we meet again, enigma.
.. on July 28, 2010 at 1:18 am
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NICE TRY ENIGMA THE ENEMA RACIST FAG GHETTO GLORYHOLE …………
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
STILL TALKING TO YOURSELF UNDER MULTIPLE MONIKERS, FAG HAG?
CAN’T DEBATE ME HEAD ON, SO IT’S THE USUAL INCOGNITO COWARDLY B/S. EH SCUMBAG?
GO SUCK YO WHITE MASTA’S DICKS, FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY, AS ONLY YOU KNOW HOW, MOMBO LIPS.
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Mike D on July 27, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Ah…we meet again, whitey.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NICE TRY WHITEY THE ENEMA RACIST FAG TRAILER PARK GLORYHOLE …………
CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
STILL TALKING TO YOURSELF UNDER MULTIPLE MONIKERS, FAG HAG?
CAN’T DEBATE ME HEAD ON, SO IT’S THE USUAL INCOGNITO COWARDLY B/S. EH SCUMBAG?
GO SUCK YO BLACK MASTA’S DICKS, FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY, AS ONLY YOU KNOW HOW, PENCIL LIPS.
😉
This confuses me. Is the author angry and prejudiced against caucaision people, does he hate the game of football (soccer), or does he/she wish that he/she was white? Lots of rambling and nothing to the point. A.D.D I guess.
God bless the creator of the internet. Without this person, we would have no way to show the world our ignorance!
if you’re betting on England being good at football you’re gonna lose a lot of money :L
Cannot go after the after the message than go after the messenger.
I do agree that it was all over the place and I definitely without a doubt went off topic that was at hand, football. My apologies.
So can we put football aside and can you tell me if you think that they should or shouldn’t add to the list……
White people like helping Africans?
Since many of the danger areas, where many of the killing for diamonds oil and power, are across several countries in Africa?
From your post, I love it when I see God Bless you followed with an insult, I think Jesus would be proud!
Mike D on July 27, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Ah…we meet again, enigma.
.. on July 28, 2010 at 1:18 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NICE TRY ENIGMA THE ENEMA RACIST FAG GHETTO GLORYHOLE …………
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
STILL TALKING TO YOURSELF UNDER MULTIPLE MONIKERS, FAG HAG?
CAN’T DEBATE ME HEAD ON, SO IT’S THE USUAL INCOGNITO COWARDLY B/S. EH SCUMBAG?
GO SUCK YO WHITE MASTA’S DICKS, FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY, AS ONLY YOU KNOW HOW, MOMBO LIPS.
Of course I was correct, and the DUMB ENIGMA COON TAKES THE BAIT AND REVEALS HIMSELF:
aka Whitey the DUMBASS on July 29, 2010 at 10:06 am
WHAT A FUCKING DUMB COON PIECE OF SHIT GLORYHOLE MOMBO LIPPED COMMENT STEALING FAGBOY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
I’m eagerly waiting for your next post.
The guy who writes this blog is white.
Man, I’m glad that the world cup is over…. a massive waste of time and money…. it’d be much nicer if DubLi was as popular…
dude mellow out, smoke some weed, to much weirdness in your fucked up diatribe. Try some heroin or a pair of tits, relax, stop being a fucking asshole.
If there were ever proof you were a man, this post is it.
Those guys are so incredibly hot, and yes, the accent helps.
Really. No one thinks the same. No one speaks walks talks acts the same. We are all like different color snowflakes BUT WAY BETTER. We are on earth together now. WE ARE ALL LIKE and different thats the American basis Under God. What matters is NOW. Believe Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior. He died and ROSE again for all of us. Stop fighting physically. Both sides Muslims and Christians. But muslims are still wrong. To bad that’s my right to say. As an American
we hope for china-taiwan qualifys next time. we like soccer too in asia. go for the cup.
Penny
i have now been made outwardly aware of the things i do and say that correspond with my natural whiteness. while i do not own a vespa, i do own a beautiful blue subaru outback. if you were to find me in my subaru, i would probably be returning from an outing of picking my own fruit at a farmers market. you would also find obscure indie bands playing on my ipod, such as bright eyes or vampire weekend. as i play indie music, i will also presumably be shielding my eyes from the rays of the sun with ray ban wayfarers. whilst i drive, i will awkwardly understand that my dance moves are insufficient and therefore will resort to drumming my steering wheel. when i get to my destination, i will consume a healthy amount of hummus as a snack and then proceed to a film festival’s showing of “rushmore” (which i enjoy very much). as i have sat for a long amount of time, i will probably consume sushi to satiate myself. after that trip, ill return home for a simple evening of renting a movie on netflix or maybe going on hulu and watching season three of arrested development (even though ive seen all of the episodes already). afterwards, i will be sufficiently tired and retire to my room which consists of Bonnard art posters that I think make my room look more sophisticated. Exhausted from my white activities, i will retire.
I came across this post by accident..some much negativity..but thanks to your post i found 2 awesome bands thanks mate..vampire weekend is an awesome band cheers!!
Actually according to the U. S. Government you ARE white. Only people from south of the Rio Grande qualify for “Hispanic” status. So those Argentines with Jewish and Armenian parents get the “Hispanic” points, but you have to stand in line with the Swedes and Germans!
Silly, isn’t it?
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I can’t see how this applies to white people as a whole. You should probably specify who you are talking about. Many Europeans are white people, so I don’t understand how you can differentiate them.
This is rather a post about bourgeois Americans, who are also white.
Why do white people like to pee in the shower so much? I go to a gym and all the white boys pee in the shower, what the fuck, dirty bastards!
time for a new top story.
Who gives a shit about the World Cup? I’m white and I don’t know any of my white friends who even watched the World Cup unless it just happened to be on a TV at the gym. This entry was weak!
Kfc so good all a bothra need, fuck whitey and the scoore an vaooeyy ball
The white people you know must suck. Football is the whitest sport there is. Except for Segway Polo.
Sorry but this one is just categorically wrong. I mean, seriously? People from every corner of the world love the world cup. I’d even say football is more of a black people thing than a white people thing. Especially here (England) where 40% of all professional footballers are at least half black compared to about 5% of the general population. Sorry but whoever wrote is entry is just retarded
i love how 90% of the people who comment on this blog don’t get it. also, this post was hilarious and spot on. thank you mr. lander!
i love how people feel the need to tell other people on this site that “said” person doesn’t get the humor and that they just aren’t smart enough to. Oh no, white people like soccer, lets write a whole pretentious blog about it. nevermind the billion latinas that watch it, they’re just more worldly than the average white guy
Duh, that’s the point. American CAUCASIANS just claim to like it to be cool for a few weeks in the summer and to seem chic and European. They obviously aren’t. Get it?
like the entire website is supposed to b a joke
also, shark week. white people love shark week.
sara on August 4, 2010 at 11:05 am
i love how 90% of the people who comment on this blog don’t get it.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DON’T GET WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO GET, BUT THEN I GET I’M A COON.
CAN I GET A HINT????????????????????????????????
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
spain is the champions this year
Some of the writers of comments here are mentally ill.
Love your blog, please post some more.
Isn’t this supposed to be about World Cup. What the fuck?
“because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks”
so does this mean that by ‘white people’ he means just American/Canadians? (because I myself being European I don’t relate to many of these things)
You are hilarious. This gave me a great laugh. Thanks!!!
It’s supposed to be a joke. Calm down girlfriend
Einstein,
He means Distant European Ancestry-having Americans trying to act/look like current Europeans.
I believe these ideas are strictly for white-americans to relate to. To white-americans, white-Europeans just aren’t quite white. The same goes for anyone from an african country, you’re not black, your african; which honestly i don’t know whether or not i would take offense to either of those or not. 😛
I watch futbol year round and then when it comes to the world cup thats when you get all the white people to come out of there shells and think “I like to drink till a drop, People who watch futbol drunk till they drop THUST I LIKE FUTBOL”. You can always point out the white guy because he is one of two people in the bars. person 1) BORD out of his mind, OR Person 2) DRUNK out of his mind
Isn’t it about time we moved on from this football thing? I have a suggestion – it’s called falling asleep
if white people stopped watching soccer it would cease to exist.
NOT WHITE: go to school and learn how to write and spell please.
Dude you are quite clever. You will go far with your humorous anecdotes. You have me pegged in this one as the white female who was WAY into the Cup. Very shrewd perceptions. I wish you the best. Pay no mind to the ones who don’t get you. People are threatened only by their own insecurity.
I’m a white person, and I think the World Cup is a joke.
Guy….I really love your observations and your writing style.
You are very good at what you do!
White people like to freakout man, shoot up some dope and get weird. I like nude-ins, orgies, drugs, and not bathing, I am fucking filthy hairy hippy freak and the whores dig it, not job, or ambition, the american dream man.
things dont have to be literal. you have to get it. you obviously dont get it. Its directed towards trendy liberals who are people you see drinking microbrews and riding fixed gear bikes, and you point at that guy and say “man that person is so white” or when white people get irritated with others when they dont use proper grammar is another white thing.
TORONTO! and the DIP!
This article needs to be corrected to: AMERICAN white people.
#134 Creating something successful, moving on to other related arenas and leaving the thing that made them successful in the first place naked, cold, and alone.
I’m confused, it’s been two and a half months since the last post… Did white people quit “liking” things?
soooo much “stuff that white people like” culminates in the world cup, spot on.
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I like yachts and ducati’s, I am an elegant guy, do you know who I am.
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So when the hell does the Stanley Cup start already?
I hopes my peoples puts on a grate shows and wins, and I’m sho enuff thinks it’s gonna happen!
I thinks we wins in three sets, you?
DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
THAT’S RIGHT COON, AND THE GRAND PRIZE IS………????
YOU GUESSED IT, (AND GOT IT) MY BIG HAIRY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH.
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The DUMB COON takes my bait AGAIN.
STILL DREAMING THOSE FAG GHETTO BOY DREAMS?
KEEP SUCKING YO MASTA’S NUTTS………………………..
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
For the those retards that believe Europeans aren’t white, let me tell you this, Europeans are in fact genuinely white and Americans only try to be white by surrounding themselves in European goods. Honestly who wants to drive an American car or drink American beer? Or wear American fashion or wear American cologne/perfume? What about high end furniture and antiques? What about the custom of fine dining? They all come from Europe. Americans love their Europeans goods, I mean Europe makes only quality top of the line everything, second to none, the best of the best and Americans just want in on that to feel like elite whites like us. I am Basque from Spain, Que viva España tíos! Campeones Del Mundo Joder! and Thank You South Africa. In addition FIFA are a bunch of old white men that rule and govern the sport of humanity football. Football is a white man game that is enjoyed by billions and great enough for the stars.
fuking what a load of shite, I’m a white woman and I didnt watch football or get drunk. No-one I know is SO hooked on football that they would act like that, some people are, I think you will find them equally spread throughout much of the world you RETARD. Yeaaahh, think sum1’s trying to hard to be funny and have gotten on the wrong side of us. ur cheap shots arnt exactly well thought out, because its just not true, if it were something that ‘was funny coz its true’ it would be fuking hilarious, but it aint. Stop trying to look down on people u simply cant look down on. whats up, u jealous?
What? its called football u idiot, never heard anyone elongate the ‘o’.
you ARE aware that he’s white, right? why would he be jealous?
and he’s just trying to make people laugh, give him a break, jeeze.
This is a very dumb “blog”. White people are from Europian countries. By stereo typing whites your being just as racist as stereotyping blacks or mexicans. Also, the reason whiet people normally dont like soccer, is because it’s as boring as hell. Also, being in America, you have football which is 10 times better than gay soccer.
A sport, such as soccer, can never be homosexual. Therefore you are a homophobic for calling it that (besides being a bigot).
Also, “white” is an American construction. Therefore “white” people aren’t European. If Europeans travel to the US they might be called and classified as “white”, but once they go back to the country of their ethnic origin, they are no longer known as “white” and therefore are NOT “white”.
You guys aren’t even bothering to phone it in any more. One post every 3 months? Hire some more writers or something!
T on August 14, 2010 at 11:23 pm
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That was a fascinating history lesson, Mr. T (do ya know da real Mr. T, do ya, huh?)
You forgot just one minor detail.
WTF are they then, ASSHOLE?
Yup. This basically describes all of my white friends except for me… luckily, I fit plenty of the other (very true) stereotypes! 😛
What is up with enigma the creep? Get out and get some fresh air, asshole.
I agree Peachy,
You are the smelliest asshole ever to have set foot here,
cough*cough*cough*
fresh air, please!
Hey Coon the Baffoon,
I bet you would know about smelly A**holes, eh? You keep your head shoved up your boyfriends butt all the time. I guess it’s a fair exchange, your head up his behind, and his man meat down your throat. You’re happy on both ends.
😉
who said it is not okay
A great example of white trash.
stuff white people like: infrequent updates
I thought white people liked the World Cup the way they like to buy world music at Starbucks or Whole Foods. It allows them to feel in touch with ethnics without having to leave their local yuppie bar.
Losing? Que? Como, Yeah Black President, and you are fast becoming a minority, lost your country, power, and oh yes your soul a long time ago! Don’t like the world cup, well the NFL, the # 1 sport is majority black, NBA, boxing, you better like the world cup fago.
What is up with white man? I mean more white woman are grabbing power and advancing, white boys be losing, good, fuck you!
Whitey losing?
Maybe this dumbass niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hasn’t kept pace with the polls (besides the one his mammy shoves up his ass every day so they both get to lick their one and only free meal for the day).
This November the Dumbs gonna get a whipping so bad it will remind Enigma of the old days.
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I’m curious what makes the author an authority figure on what white people like. I know its a joke, and he probably mentions it somewhere in his book, but still…
Tough shit, fucking trash boy, you seem to have some knowledge on taking poles in the ass.
boo england sucks.
That’s your area of expertise gloryhole fag.
Now go and get another gloryhole facial cleansing, it’s the only way you’ll ever get your wish to become white.
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You are correct, WHITEY IS LOSING. Because he/she is a big fat LOSER!!!!! And it keeps a fat one in it’s mouth. hahaha!!! Any cracker that calls itself a COON, is a dumbass. No selfrespecting cracker would call herself a COON. What a dumbass.
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Clandor: I think it’s time you write a post about how white people have no sense of humor, especially when it comes to laughing at themselves. Eddie Murphy could never be a white comedian.
Posters: Whew, this guy finally submits a witty update and you wonder why he’s not more prolific when this is the feedback he gets? Bite the hand…
Maybe he’s way off base here but I never hear my mostly white friends talk about soccer; football, yes, hockey, yes, tennis, baseball, golf, all of it, but almost never soccer until the World Cup hit this summer; suddenly at all our our runs (we are mostly runners) soccer was the only choice of conversation, forget negative splits and the latest tri. And my girlfriends??? (yes, I am female), hold me back, I had no idea they were such rabid soccer fans. Especially at Irish bars at all hours of the day/night. Wonder what was the draw, lol…
Thanks Clandor, you’re a trip. Of course would love for you to post more but quality over quantity my friend, even though that’s not exactly a white thing… ; )
Hey you fucking scumbag, I like that Mosque at ground zero, that is the ultimate sign of defeat for whitey, and some of you are so fucking dumb, you’re out marching with signs build the Mosque! You fucking infidel dog pay your jiza, piece of shit
Now Enigma the niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is posting as a schizophrenic?
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Yea, glad you told everyone here where your alliances lie, with terrorists rag-heads, Muslim negro boy.
BTW, the only Mosque they’ll build anywhere around Ground Zero, is well, the same chance you’ll ever get to date a female-ZERO.
Now, go suck some more dick at the gloryhole.
The black is beginning to CUM through again.
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You ole dick sucking gloryhole fag rag head you!
“white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks”
This makes no sense. Most people in Europe are white. If you are only referring to North Americans, then the white ones are usually European by descent. Your point is a little confusing to the white people reading from Europe who are white and European. Besides, I’ve never seen North Americans get as excited about World Cup as Europeans, Africans and South Americans do.
With how underrated soccer is in America I wonder if it’s truly something white people like?
Is this American? It doesn’t really ring true. Clearly the author has never been bored rigid by white people (mainly men, but some women and actually not exclusively white) discussing in minute detail events that took place during football games, World Cup and otherwise. But maybe that’s because I live in England. Also, English people (mainly white, but again, not exclusively) don’t need the World Cup as an excuse to get drunk. They get drunk all the time – because that’s what they like.
sick weird asshole, fixated on gay sex, why? Because you’re a fucking jerkoff.
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White trash, trailer park piece of shit, meth freak, tats, mullet, did wash your truck today? Fuck you.
Its great to come here and tell a fucked up white person what you think, no malice towards any other white people here.
did wash your truck today? Fuck you.
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Yes, I did wash my BMW X6 35iDrive today, thank you.
did wash you ’66 purple caddy with the greasy headed Al Sharpton bobble head doll?
did drive it to grade school to learn English?
did go to gloryhole for another WHITE wash?
No, you may not fuck me, niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
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You ignorant cum slut gloryhole fag rag head lovin coon ya,,,
Take the bait and choke on it, stupid sucker. Yes you’re just like the sorry ass whites that are being made sport of, on this blog. Is that an 82 bmw fag rag top? You little queen, punk ass bitch.
who don’t love world cup? football world cup is the biggest sporting event in the world.
In other words fuck you, piece of shit. How is your fag machine, that is like the chick model you have.
Ewww…
getting hostile are we?
Ewww…
Me so tared! LOL!
’82 X6 35i?
Yeah, ASSHOLE. All you had to do was Google it, then see this model did not start production until 2008, YA DUMB niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I just LOVE MAKING YOU OUT THE FOOL!!!!!
Now, get back to that gloryhole fag boy, and to try and being WHITE, even for just a few minutes.
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You ignorant cum slut gloryhole fag rag head lovin coon ya,,,
You know what white people REALLY like? Blogs that update regularly. Get on the ball, people.
The world cup is mainly about European South American wannabes: Paraguay cheats and Chileans fake injuries on the field. I heard a story on how the Argentine team lost a world cup game, they were embarrassed and frightened to return to the airport in Buenos Aires…the plane landed in Uruguay and took a ferry across to Argentina, quietly and unnoticed. The only good soccer team to speak is Brazil and about the majority of the team players are black!
You’re right it is the little chick or fag wagon, good for you, you little yuppie scum, still wish you had a big black dick, well keep playing with that little thing white boy.
xxxAKA flick my bic on August 27, 2010 at 10:00 am still wish you had a big black dick,
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try to control yourself.
I ain’t flickin your miniature bic dick, and hey, maybe some day your wish may cum true….nahhhhhhh………..
your going to have to go back to the gloryholes and yell “Me want the big black Mandingo dick shoved down my throat,,cum and get me!!!!!”
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I love all the random-ass comments on this site. Where do you people come from?? Gotta figure that most of you really do get the joke and are just pretending.
Right?
Another thing white people like:
Internet Fights.
Also, all reggae in general. I’ve never met not a single black person that liked or listened to reggae.
Here’s another thing white people like:
All things middle eastern.
AND poetry AND art…
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And producing a few strongly worded sentences on a briefly researched topic to project an appearance of expertise.
Another thing white people like:
Tormenting Wild Animals.
does this count im from Italy but i moved when i was 4 years old i love football(soccer) and i live in America fav club is Napoli
Forza Napoli
Ciao’ Massimo, come stai?
Don’t mind me, I’m just an ignorant niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
Whites may be chumps, but nigs are Chimps……………………….
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Come on out of the closet, you ignorant fag hag rag head lovin’ gloryhole suckin Chimp, you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am a white woman and I love World Cup. However, I am a dyke and I lives in Europe for 12 years so…I am not that horrid.
So…Europeans are not “white”? Last time I was in France, they seemed rather white to me…
I am white and I hate soccer. It’s much more fun to play with friends than to watch on TV. Booooooring.
But now, European people are not “white?” Do you realize that a vast majority of white people in America are of European descent? Duuuh. So what’s considered “white?”
I’m of European and Scandinavian and a tad American Indian descent…. am I “white?”
Thanks.
This site has opened my eyes! All my life I thought I was white. I like hardly any of these things. So now I know I must not be white! Wow. This is great. So when do the gov. checks start coming?
i couldn’t believe it when she told me they put 20 pounds of dried shrimp in my attic last week. theres no use in shoveling it out now though, my left calf hurts, and i gotta go to work for a week, and my cats will take care of it without my unconditional support.
I think he is targeting this at an American audience, but white people outside the US do read this blog and. like me, enjoy it very much! It’s really worrying how many of my friends in the UK are adopting some of the stuff that american white people like too! Damn your cultural imperialism hoho!
And, by the way….England are shite, and have been for many years. NEVER back In-ger-land in any competition, unless it’s a pointless, inconsequential one such as squash or rowing.
I don’t get why you keep giving advice on how to get white ppl to like you while you make fun of their lifestyle at the same time. It’s contradictory, if you don’t like them stay away from them! BTW that’s why they enjoy going out hiking or whatever cos they can stay away from ppl like you!
I would wager to say that globally, white people are in the minority of world cup enthusiasts.
#134 Ratting, its a way of life for white America, from cradle to grave. As kids coming up is was always a little white kid that ratted to a teacher or coach. Ratting dovetails nicely with the backstabbing to friends, girlfriends and co-workers. In your place of work you can count on a typical white person to rat, inform to the boss, its way to destroy a competitive co-worker and score with the boss, without doing any work. In other cultures keeping ones mouth shut is a badge of honor, but for white people its the other way around, strange. Take this in good humor white folks, and think of when you were a kid, or in your office, its always a white dime dropper.
Thanks for posting it! I think this blog obviously for white people only.
Hooray!
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What the hell is this asshole babbling about?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Apparently some white folk informed the welfare and food stamps dept’s of his nigra families illegal use of funds and refusal to work for a living.
Sorry boy, in November, BACK TO WORK, and off of living on the white man.
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You kunt faced POS.
I think you are missing the joke. Living in America, there is this “sect” of mostly white people. This sect is defined by the things they value most (things/stuff/belief system that are described in this blog). Even though I am white, it doesn’t necessarily define me or my values.
I do know several people who this blog describes to a “tee.” They act enlightened, superior, and generally like they are above all others. Ideally, they want to come across as intellectuals (educated at the finest univerisities) as well as being culturally refined and politically correct.
Hope that makes sense…
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Fuck me silly, I always thought I was white but I can’t find single thing you wrote about that I liked… Except Asian chicks, but then I’ll fuck anything with 2 tits a hole and a heartbeat, so I don’t think that counts.
i am a white irish person, living in ireland. do i count as a SWPL white person? or do europeans not count?
this is crucial.
what if I actually know about soccer because I play it and enjoy watching it? do I still count as a douche who wishes he was european? help!
thank you!! people on this site are such morons.
lol! this post is quite funny, if you’re smart enough to get the jokes.
I don’t get why you call Europeans different from white people?
If you come to Europe you see that we are almost all white. All white people in USA come from Europe anyway…
Wow, people on here are retarded. When he refers to “white people” he is clearly referring to white Americans. Because Europeans do not refer to themselves as “white” – they refer to themselves as Spanish, German, Swedish, English, etc. This should be a no-brainer.
True, but then I refer to myself as “American” and *looks down* am still a white person. See, Spanish, German, Swedish, English, etc. are all what we call “nationalities”. White would be a race, friend, and Europeans aren’t some sort of creepy, race-less amalgam of tight t-shirts and weird sneakers. Ever been to Denmark? Those people are basically translucent. It really doesn’t get much whiter than that. Maybe Norway? THIS should be a no-brainer.
And while I agree that most of these posts are largely about American preferences, I’d say post #129 would be to the contrary. Banksy: a British dude beloved by the Brits. Last I checked, England was still in Europe and chalk-full of white folk. Oh, and Italians love Vespas and pretty much everyone everywhere loves the World Cup, so…
I quite like the idea of pairing the countries with my alcoholic beverage. Being I am a lover of sangria, I think that I will root for Spain whenever possible. Drinking large amounts of sangria is an excellent way of showing my support.
This page should be called “Stuff American White People Like” end of story. Other that the inevitable failure of Americans of any colour to realise that there is a whole world out there with access to the internet – this is a hilarious and well observed site. Well done.
This isn’t about people whose skin color is white, but about upper-middle class Americans with the aspiration to be “cultured,” “worldly” and “sophisticated.”
this is plainly stupid…white people like myself came from europe…its like saying black people in usa arent african…wtf?…and to the person who said white people call ourselves white…thats a load of BS…i call myself european…its idiots like yourself who give us that title
This site is from an American point of view so the “white” refers to whites in the USA. I love this site but this one is not accurate because Americans of all ethnicities/races latch onto the world cup and then forget the sport exists for the next four years. We have a league that is very entertaining, but most people ignore it.
i agree with you… I am an international student living in the USA… and was here during the last two weeks of the World Cup…and most of the Americans are clueless… Chances are the Hispanic population would have a good point of view to talk about the match.. but thats about it!!
Oh and this site is about stuff white poeple like so its pretty acurate talking about White americans!! The African Americans I’ve notice, barely care about the World cup.. they were only talking about NFL
thats some funny shit
So’s what comes out of my ass everyday!
I used to live a block away from the Dip! Yay Toronto!
Anyway… I have to disagree with this post. Many people of ALL races are into the World Cup. There may be some people who are just there for the drinking, yes, but many for most people, this is an intense, emotional, and exciting time. I live close to many Brazilians, Italians, and Portuguese in Toronto. When you see the passion these people have (and many of them are not white, BTW), it’s obvious that they are not “trying to be European”. When you hear the Brazilian drumming and singing, when you see the Portuguese waving their flags from their houses and cars… there’s a pride there. When you take a cab and the African driver is listening carefully to the game….. it’s not all about white people. It’s about people, period.
Dude. I’m in fucking law school, I’m pretty sure I can interpret things and speak fluent English. Can’t really judge me there on my intelligence there, can you?
By the way, nothing is more annoying than abbreviations…
You’re a typical Republican fucktard. btw.
You know what white people like more than the world cup? BETTING ON IT! Yea I said it, white people wouldn’t even watch if they couldn’t bet on that garbage. Speaking of betting and football, there is this site that is great: http://www.pigskingenius.com . Guy on there is a fucking genius. Made so much money last year. Check it out (plus you get your money back any time they have a losing week). Very quality site.
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Lol everyone likes the world cup. It’s amazing. Spanish countries, african nations. LOL I dont get how the name of this blog applies to the posts. Then again Im black and like the dave matthews band. lol.
This was beautifully written. It describes my World Cup experience perfectly.
FYI…White Americans hate the world cup!
thats not true at all…
“Anyplace but America, soccer’s called football.”
“In Italy, it’s called calcio.”
“Calcio?”
“Means kick.”
“I get it.”
“Also means calcium.”
this site bloooooows!! obvious observations just repackaged. hope you guys make a billion off coffee books at urban outfitters. at least america is producing something. bad comedy. what’s the deal with white people!? what am i doing on here.
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ha spot on
Nice. But as others have noted, to be truly white one would need to call the game football. Disappointed the authors didn’t pick this up.
This is not unusual of course as this is what the game is called pretty much the world over, but in obstinate countries like the U.S and Australia, calling the game “football” is a quick and easy way of boosting your whiteness cred.
And it offers an even whiter-shade-of-whiteness, as it well and truly pisses the bogans off (I’m Australian – I don’t know what the American equivalent of a bogan is, if indeed, such a beast exists).
Football people. Football.
bogan= redneck or white trash in the US. But I don’t know where you get off calling someone white trash for refering to the sport as soccer. This is what EVERYONE calls it here in the US. Only elitist snobs call it “football” and try to enlighten the rest of us. I love both (American) football and soocer, but why does everyone get so upset that it’s called “soccer” in America, Australia, NZ, South Africa and a handful of other countries? It’s originally a British slang word for association football.
Whoa – I ain’t calling anyone “white trash” because they use the word “soccer”. In fact i’m not even calling anyone white trash period. I’m simply highlighting that in those countries where people do use the word soccer, calling it “football” would be the white thing to do. Isn’t that what this blog is all about?
Trust me dude loads of people in Australia call it football, increasingly so. Therefore one day in the distant future, calling it soccer, will be the white thing to do. It will have a local nostalgic chic element to it – that’s the beauty of this blog.
Fair enough. It was difficult to understand the intent of your first comment. Here in the US everyone refers to American football as “football”. Anyone who refers to soccer as football in this country is trying to instigate something. They know people will be confused. I understand most countries call soccer “football” or a variation of the word, but here it’s not that way, and I highly doubt it ever will change. Should Italians stop calling it “calcio”?
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
http://www.themonthly.com.au/whiter-shade-pale-christian-lander-and-john-safran-2829
Its amazing but true although most white people have no concept of what afro european is. Funny everyone thinks my favorite team is Man U. Never realizing that Jamacia was owned by the british. Lol
Poor enough, should be entitled what white Americans like
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That’s awesome. Conan is the best! When I went to go see him filming his show I had to wait in line forever! I wrote a post about it here: http://www.inlinewaiting.com
Stuff white people don’t like: waiting in line!
People! “White” doesn’t mean skin color.
What does it mean, Bro.
In this context, “white” means self-absorbed, pretentious dickhead. If you find yourself getting angry at a lot of these essays then it’s time for a little personal introspection.
Thank you.
I’m white and find that, in the immortal words of my old man, “I resemble that remark.”
And find the essays funny as hell.
Even when they’re unfair and mean, as much humor is.
You’re allowed to be embarrassed & chagrined – that means you get it.
Why do you act like white people and european people are 2 different things?
We sort of are, but I know what you mean.
I lived in Sicily for four years, Mexico City for two.
People ask me, “Do you have an accent?”
Beats the fuck out of me.
Hmmm. This might be the least true pick on the entire list.
Seriously. EVERYONE loves the World Cup. IT’S THE WORLD CUP. Heck, in South Africa black people care about it more than white people (unless you mean the Rugby World Cup, in which case the opposite is true).
Ha ha ha this was a blast reading hence I myself worked for ( although Id prefer to state alongside) Fifa here in south africa for the world cup and this article is based on all truths lol.
I can ask anyone how they celebrated the world cup, and first answer is….dude we had this one party………….lol….
However I am one of those black people that enjoy my rugby more, to the owe with the comment? Although I am in agreement with you at the same time.
I really don’t get why people like it so much. It’s SPORTS! It’s more hyped than Halo Reach’s opening night.
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@ Cecilia: I’m wagering you’re actually South African, so your penchant for rugby is pretty understandable considering SA are far better at cricket and rugby than they are soccer/football.
Anyway, I fall into the “white guy who tries too hard” category… I actually do know quite a lot about the sport, much to the chagrin and irritation of the Englishmen who participate in the same fantasy soccer league as me… As far as day to day interaction goes, I’m quite certain that irritation extends to my Latin friends as they’re the only people I’m in contact with regularly enough who know as much as I do about the sport. I’m sure they’ve had quite enough of my long soliloquies and diatribes on the subject, lol.
Wow. Somebody has FAR to much free time on their hands.
too much*
..idiot
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Well, I do like when the World Cup comes around so I can talk soccer with people. There’s probably 3 people I know who follow the sport at all. I guess I’m trying too hard at something I have a passion for.
That photo is from Little Italy in Toronto
See? Canada is where white people want to move to (see #75). Italians are moving to Canada. More white people please…and we want to apologize to our visible minorities we may offended. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh. Aboot we are soorry.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
Um,
White people come from Europe. I don’t see the connection here. Perhaps this one would be better suited for “Things Canadians or Americans like”
In Canada somehow “European” means only Italy, Greece, and Portugal and this myth is usually perpetuated by the Canadian offspring of immigrants from these countries.
They tend to forget certain places like Scandinavia, Holland, Russia and England are also “European”. Arguably even more European as they don’t have as much influence from Africa and the middle east as places like Italy, Portugal and Greece do.
You forgot white South Americans. They exist, trust me.
White people should root for the Palestinian team to tick off the pro-Israeli crowd. No really, it is a trend to support Palestinian causes and some Israel-bashing in this field.
Pffft. As if Palestine would ever be in the world cup or anywhere near the level of Israel. Im neither Israeli nor Palestinian. I am a football fan. shove your nationalist B.S
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England are shit, they may have invented the game, like Cricket and Rugby but they are shit at it – everyone knows that – every four years we think that they will get somewhere in the competition that would not shame us, but they invariably do and when they do we always find a million excuses as to why we were ‘robbed’ – Ronaldo and Rooney, Beckham getting sent off and a thousand other things, it’s bullshit the Germany and France are better and Italy and Brazil are on another level altogether!
I think the point of the WC is universality. Football aims to be the world game. Perhaps in the US, football, soccer or whatever it is called is associated with Europe in ppl’s minds, but that is far from the case in other countries. Most ppl watch the WC because they are interested in their own country’s performance & in seeing the various styles of the game that meet in the event.
If you think England btw is good, you have no idea. They have won like, one WC since WWII. Italy too, the same story. They couldn’t even beat New Zealand in the last tournament & only the won the one previous by cheating.
I thought asians were white. Anyway, what’s it like having a tiny penis?
@Dave on March 4, 2011 at 6:43 am
You dumb fuck.
Italy has two World Cups since WWII.
Try again, this time make a comment on something you know. How stupid can you be when all you have to do is google it?
@Dave on March 4, 2011 at 6:47 am
I thought asians were white. Anyway, what’s it like having a tiny penis?
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Pretending to like soccer for the benefit of my white friends has become the bain of my existence.However i soilder on.
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Germany is the best!!! But it seems it’s not that popular to the people who pretend enjoying football as it is not that exotic as Argentina and any other country with poor children who dreamed only about being football stars and played all day and night. These counties deserve the World Cup much more than Germany, because the last has one of the superior economics in the world and german soccer players didn’t sleep in cartons while training. Supporting these type of countries represent social position, solidarity and a bit exotic taste to your personality. Other than that Germany doesn’t have overestimated gay-looking giga-superstars which are expected to win the world cup alone (refer to Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi) so you practically don’t have a reason to discuss the unnatural skills of the greatest player of all times 😀
I have no problem with Europe having and enjoying European things (soccer, hostile orcs jabbering in Farsi, Holocaust museums) and America having and enjoying American things (baseball/football, hostile orcs jabbering in ebonics, Holocaust museums). Vive la difference !
hahaha i like what pete said, btw dave you do sound incredibly dumb
Not this whitey. Soccer is a horrible sport to watch. Unbearably awful. Fake injuries, the mystery of “injury time”, the fact that these guys spend hours passing the ball back and forth with little to no scoring chances, etc.
Its right up there with golf and auto racing as sure-fire cures for insomnia.
I’m OK with the beer drinking, though.
I thought Italy was ok in 2006, but England !! With all those stars they can ‘t do anything. On paper, they should be good, but they’re NOT.
My opinion is that, if Brazil and Argentina got their act together, they’d play the WC final every tournament. Holland, France and Spain would be the next ones in line.
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Honestly, you should retitle this website “Stuff that Rich Smug Self-Consumed Hipsters on the West Coast of the US and Canada Like and Why They Like It.” I know, the title is too long, but it would be a bit more accurate. Perhaps a subtitle? Or would that be too white? 🙂
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One year on from the 2010 World Cup Football and what have you learned? Real whites love the World Cup Rugby. Almost no third-third world participants such as Eastern Europeans. Or Pakis. Almost all the Africans are whites, too. And so much more drinking. In the stands. Best of all there’s no need for police.
hmmm… africa are always great little underdogs to bet on – however most euro teams are all made up of black africans now!
Hmm, why was it necessary to add the qualifier “black” before African?
Because not all Africans are black, e.g., Egyptians.
Oh yeah! Egypcians are 100% caucasian…
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It should be worth noting – do not bring up the rugby world cup with a white person, not only are they unsure what rugby is, they also will feel embarrassed that they weren’t aware it was going on. Unless of course your white friend is a kiwi – in whihc case they are very much aware!
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do not bring up the rugby world cup with a white person, not only are they unsure what rugby is
The “stuff jews like” list may be stereotypical but which one is actually WRONG?
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White people would pay way more attention to the details of soccer if we didn’t suck at it as much as we do.
David Beckham didn’t suck. He could kick a glass of beer off your head from sixty meters.
(And with two defenders in between you, at ten meters, both holding their hands over their privates.)
Nor did the Italian national team in 2006.
Although the Italians I was with at the time (Sicilians) didn’t consider themselves “white”.
“white people like the World Cup because it allows them to pretend they are European for a few weeks”
This is exactly the kind of thinking that really pisses me off about this website. You know most white people in fact ARE European right? For some reason this large demographic of white people hasn’t realled been covered yet, although I’m still holding out hope for entries on how white people are also fond of bread, cheese and speaking Slavic languages.
I’m ashamed by quite how enraged I get by this website, and I’m not entirely sure why, but I know for a fact that if it was called “stuff white American liberals like” I wouldn’t care. I guess for one thing the name would no longer suggest any of this crap applied to me.
Hahaha! Dude shut your bitch ass up white boy! You may come from European descent but your white. Most of you don’t know a thing about your European cultures, except about the drinking part. It’s a fucking shame if you ask me. Foreign cultures are way more rich than American ones. Fucking American Slob..
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Just laughing at the idea that “white people” (Americans) put bets on the English national team to win anything. England fucking suck lol.
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lol, im white and I dont like soccer.
I know some black people who like it.
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The whole world loves football, apart from USA, Canada and India.
Football, or as Americans call it, “soccer”, is not a white sport but a European sport, played in Asia, South America, Australia and Asia. Of North America, only Mexico is involved.
It is a sport for the masses, not for hipsters.
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“Soccer” comes from “assoc.,” an abbreviation of “association,” as in “Association Football.” The word soccer originated in England and was used there for decades, until it became seen (falsely) as an Americanization in the 1970s. English people then proceeded to get pissed off every time Americans called it soccer, despite the fact that they did this because the English people who taught them the sport also called it soccer at the time.
In Italy it’s called “calcio”, which means “kick”, but which also means “calcium”.
I found this hilarious, although I could not convey the reason for my hilarity to my Italian friends.
No red blooded American ever watches soccer.
Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Perhaps you have never lived in Europe, because European ladies do not let their husbands do the cooking.
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Wow…just horrible..I’m embarrassed for you. Usually I like watching stupid videos of any race joking around rapping/pretending but this, not funny, just sad. I feel so bad for your family.
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From reading this particular article, I have to assume this site is mainly about “stuff American white people like”. Not that that’s bad, just saying…
This isn’t necessarily true. Maybe in England, but as far as global sports go it’s the most multi-racial sport that has ever existed.
People from pretty much every culture, race and creed enjoy football worldwide, where many american sports you could say are very white only.
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Mike, what the hell american sports are white only with the exception Nascar? Baseball Football and Basketball are all pretty diverse.
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Who the hell are you hanging out with? This is based on no facts whatsoever you have simply takin racist views on this and compiled it into an unrealistic view on an entire race. Everything in here in which I have read is complwtely false… Honestly I am questioning your intellegence. Also may I ask you what is White to you? To be honest white is a look. I am Latino, Irish, German, Apache, Spanish, Mexican, and French. Yet I came out with blue eyes fair skin and dirty blonde hair. In all conscience this is one of the most sensless, idiotic, and racist things I have ever read in the entirety of my lifetime.
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Hey FuckWhitey no one ever fricken thought this chiz: If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
I appear white *whatever white is* and no not all asians are intellectually superior not all african americans *why do you call them “Black” they are not black* are physically superior. Its a matter of genes, the amount of effort you put into school or your health and the mere choices you make. Also dear FuckWhitey not all “white” people are racist, and if you have forgotten *perhaps due to your obvious IQ* racism means that you hate a certain race so it can apply to african americans, asians, the irish, latinos, mexicans, and since you like to call people this “whites”. . I am Latino, Irish, German, Apache, Spanish, Mexican, American, and French and yet in the matter of appearence I look “white”. Though I am not racist. Like any sane person I am kind to those who are kind to me. I do not hate any race I only dislike people who give me a reason to dislike them so heres an example. I dislike you due to your ignorance and your obvious idiotic hatred for “people who have a light skin tone”.
(something I want to point out the real Americans *based on facts not opinions* are Native Americans *as some people like to say though this actually refers to the citizens in India people call them Indians* They were the first people to live in America hence making them the real Americans.)
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Everyone knows northern americans can’t play football 😛
That’s why they even invented their own sport, and called it american football 😉
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You people in America really have some colore issues. for example – i am 18 year old Serbian girl (Serbia is in south Europe,NOT part of european union,in hollywood we are presented as bad guys,Nikola Tesla was Serbian,Mihajlo Pupin aswell,Milla Jovovich is half Serbian…etc . long story short you never heard of us) How i see “black” people – you are acctualy brown(!)- i think you are exotic,i don’t hate you,and that’s all. What do i think about the topic- i don’t know what to say,i did not understand your thing with “white people trying to be European”- Yes immigrants have really populated Spain,Italy,Sweedan,Switzerland,Germany etc. But Europe is much more than those contries ! In Balkans (where Serbia is) Black people are rare – like a needle in hey- we have a handfull of muslims and that’s it.
Angelique ,if someone is rasist,thats you my darlling. so much hate from such a nice colored lady/boy – is that posible? If “black’s” and asians were so superior to “whites” how did we “whites” made you “crumble” benith our feet? such a stupid coment. And must i mention that racisam is a “two way street” – just look what is happening in Congo and other African and midlle eastern countries! Stupidity is your enemy,not skin colore.
Suuuuuure… England is good?!?! Which world cup have YOU been watching? lololol
I’m sad about this one. I actually play soccer in an over 30 league and watch EPL. Why? I’m 6 foot 170 pounds, what else am I going to play?
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Great post! Also I would like to point out that an arts degree is not shit. Where do you think anumated movies, videogames, cartoons for children, various advertisements come from? You can make millions-billions of cash if you choose art as a career choice. Just dont sell paintings go for animating your art. Meh though who knows if your talented enough you could have a great career in selling paintings I mean there are many well known profigies in that field. People from pretty much every culture, race and creed enjoy football worldwide, where many american sports you could say are very white only.
Every time I watch a World Cup match at least half the players on the teams are black – even if they’re playing for England! And when I look in the stands I see a gazillion black or Hispanic people. I think a lot more non-white people are nutzo for soccer than white people are.
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Got through a couple of these…ur just racist against whites,a fucking toolbag, or both and like making up some random bullshit to post a blog (troll). 90% of all Americans jump on the world Cup bandwagon hype and no nothing about futbol except the top 3 clubs, all races incl. Soccer is gay and boring to watch that’s why Americans don’t pay enough attention to it to know teams.
Was trying to work out if you’re American or English… then I saw you say “football” wrong, and realised. You’re American. Perhaps you can speak for your state, or perhaps just your town in what white people like exclusively… but come to the UK, and you will find people of every race and colour joining together to enjoy the World Cup. When England are playing, it is possibly the most united all English born people become, whatever colour their skin is. The more I read your posts, I have to agree with Dick above, you seem racist against your own colour, and that’s pretty sad! In your attempt to appease black people by mocking us whites, you actually end up being more racist by generalising that these things are only done or enjoyed by white people, when in reality that isn’t true!
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Based on their performance in the last two tournaments I’d have to disagree.
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Stuff that white people like…at number 133 – it’s the world cup! I wonder which one because there are so many – World Cup Tennis, World Cup Foodball, World Cup Racing, World Cup Cricket, World Cup Rugby, and there’s always the National Leagues and SuperBowls and such, but world cups are cool!
This stupid dialogue that only a moron would assume that this preppy, sissy,rich actors may enjoy but not your regular white people. We hate everything mentioned here.Complete bs.
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It´s football. Nobody except people from the US call it soccer. It´s football. You are not playing football at the Super Bowl you are playing American football wich isn´t football. Soccer my ass. You also have no clue about football (deal with it) if you are of the opinion that England (atrocious results), Brazil (quite the no show this century), Italy (seriously anachronistic) or African team (promise without the results) as a team that you like or think will make you fool anyone who likes football (soccer to the US population) to think you have any knowledge or affinity for the sport you are delusional. France, Germany, Spain, Holland, Belgium, Argentinia are much better as national teams than those you mentioned. Portugal even but the only nation you listed that allmost all football enthusiasts allways think might have a good result is Brazil but their defence, and goalkeeping is somewhat lacking at least for the last decades. England is actually a joke. They might have invented that sport as they invented the precursor to american football i.e. rugby and have the most awesome league in the world but their national team is a joke that plays pretty bad football. BTW I like football but I love basketball and I love defense, rebounding, blocks and hard assed allout hustle in B-Ball.
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No Beers? WTF? How could anyone watch this boring shit, and not be drunk?
Just took a huge dump shit. Wow Epic, painful, hemroids bleeding, the shit stench is following me. I posted the video on tiktok. Why am I boring you with these shit? Well it is better than soccer