One of the easiest ways to create something that white people will like is to create something that will allow them to feel smart but doesn’t require a large amount of work, time, or effort. There is, however, a catch. Whatever it is that you create cannot be a shortcut. You see white people like the idea of getting smarter quickly, but they don’t like the idea of people thinking that they are lazy. It is a bit of a paradox, but it does explain why white people only like Cliff Notes if they are part of some sort of hilarious college story about last-minute studying for an exam. And why they consider it highly unacceptable to use cliff notes or Wikipedia to get a rough understanding of a book you don’t want to read.
Unfortunately being able to create something that makes you feel smarter without having to do a lot of work has been very difficult. So only a few ideas have ever gained traction with white people, the most notable of which being documentary films and public radio. However, in the past decade a new item has been added to this very short list-TED Talks.
The TED Conference is an invite-only affair that brings together the smartest minds from around the world to share their knowledge and wisdom with the attendees. Additionally all of the talks are made available online and as podcasts so that white people are able to watch or listen to them at work or during their commute.
These talks are like college lectures, except that they are free to listen, shorter, and white people aren’t hung over and pretending to listen.
Due to the broad audience watching the talks, TED speakers generally take very complex ideas and boil them down into a simple engaging presentation. So when a white person finds out that you have a PhD and visits and attempts to engage you in a conversation about String Theory, you should know that all of their understanding comes from a twenty-minute talk they listened to while running on a treadmill. You should also be aware that the average white person considers their knowledge on the subject to be on par or superior to yours.
Sadly, TED Talks are not all roses and NPR approved comedians. For many white people, TED Conferences are actually a source of sadness and depression. This comes from their dreams to attend a future TED Conference in person. But with a price tag of $6000 and an invite-only policy, many white people are simply unable to attend. This is a new concept for white people as they have successfully been creating and joining expensive exclusive clubs for over one thousand years. Popular examples include: private schools, politics, and ice hockey.
Note: It is not advised to try to use sarcasm when trying to console a white person about their lack of an invitation to the TED conference.
“It must hard for you not being able to get into an expensive, invitation only club. As a non-white person, lets just say I have some experience in that field.”
“You didn’t get into MENSA either huh?”
Stuff White People Like 
White people so funny!
Poor effort after such a long break. Take the book profits and run, SWPL?
TED is boring. Except when Imogen Heap plays (a very white, british musician). Otherwise, meh.
Ignore the first post. This is a good one, and maybe very close to home for some! TED talks are definitely a big status thing among white LIBERALS (who are mostly the people that SWPL talks about). It’s totally like NPR for the digital elites!
I thought of a good SWPL the other day–playing board games with children. All of my white friends do this with their kids. I am Asian, and have never done it with my child, and never saw my parents do this either. The whole “letting the kid win” dilemma is not in my universe.
Seriously? This is what you come with after such a long break? Come on, guys you gotta do better than that! With all the crap floating around these days, SWPL is one of my biggest sources of entertainment. This sounds like more of an advertisement for TED. These guys aren’t paying you are they? *shiftyeyes*
Haha! Your first few paragraphs exquisitely describe the immense popularity of get rich quick schemes and the practically the entire dieting industry. Silly white people…
I totally watch TED while on the elliptical! Makes the time go by so much faster.
I still think there needs to be a SWPL post for Photography, since every other white person I know is seriously into it and fancies themselves able to start their own business for it.
It has all the ingredients–easy to do, employs gadgets, is ostensibly “artistic”, and even can be used as a way to raise “awareness” of things.
❤
Thank you, SWPL.
Welcome back – looking forward to more posts!
White people LOVE Imogen Heap so the description wasn’t necessary.
OMG that’s funny
Really?? After 5+ weeks, this is all you could come up with?
Pretty horrible post for such a long wait. Officially removing SWPL.com from my favorites 😦
meh.
Yawn.
we loved it 🙂
Not much after so long a sabbatical. You have lost direction: this is supposed to be a lampoon of white people; intellectual sloth is the property of all mankind.
Hey, I know! I’m going to sit here and publicly masturbate in the comments about how I don’t love you any more! It makes me feel special.
Also, more on topic:
I’ve noticed what seems to be a fairly strong correlation between being a big fan of “TED talks” and having a strong belief in the idea that human society will magically turn into a perpetual-motion machine (also sometimes known as “Technological Singularity” or “post-scarcity society”).
I figure that tells you pretty much all you need to know about how seriously most of this stuff needs to be taken.
Except you, of course, being the big-brained, big-cocked ubermensch that you are.
exactly what I was thinking
Excellent post as usual. I wish I had this much funny on my blog.
Web site should be called “Stuff pure white people like” since we all like computer science symposiums with strong facist overtones. Web site needs more Droid ads.
Exactly!
I am an business person regardless of color, age, gender and status! Screw all the clubs and titles I gain with my life experiences!!! Nobody pays my bills and I only care about the bottom line – my bank account. The fact that silly white people need to belong to something to fufill their egos only makes me more $$ and validates Their complete self absorbed ignorance!!!! Go Mensa- hey you said my acceptance letter was in the mail? WTF
I love this website.
As a white person, it really offends me that you used a hyphen instead of an em dash at the end of the second paragraph.
There are so many funny aspects to this that it’s been very helpful for my currently unraveling sanity thanks to a professor who loves TED and makes us watch video clips everyday. THANK YOU!
…somethin like that.
I LOVE YOU! You are almost always spot-on. Thank you so much and don’t stay gone so long next time.
When you lease/rent a new BMW, you get a 6-disk CD set of the TED lectures. I’m not making this up.
I love SWPL….cliff notes are for retards…..
thats because smart people drive bmws and minis
So many people want to piss on this post : “not good enough after such a long wait” 1. Let the author have their summer 2. Does the author get compensation for a free onine blog? No. So get off. 3. Get a life
I, for one, love this post. Phony intellectualism, elitism and general frat boy attitude that demonstrates the usual overdeveloped sense of entitlement of the dominant class.
Thank you, SWPL.
My white ass just started watching TED talks in the last couple of months. You got me figured out. Bob Marley in the car CD drive, too.
Couldn’t have said it better!
Couldn’t have said it better!
Love it.
The TED conference guy’s house is featured online NY Times, it’s a goddamn palace. How fabulous, to be white AND loaded!
hahahaha-seriously? that’s hilarious. That’s like how I’ve been saying that priuses should just come with a obama/biden 2012 bumper sticker prefixed to them.
I am so glad I subscribe to Stuff White People Like: this is exactly the kind of information I was hoping to find. I’m going to look for some TED lectures right away! Thanks, SWPL!
Well, C.Ross..
That kind of like how I’ve been saying that American intelligence should just come with a voters slip for the democratic party.
WHAT?…….
….WHAT???
The well is running dry!
If you liked this, have you seen “The Onion”? I picked up a print copy at The State Theatre,(while seeing the comedy of Jim Norton of the Jay Leno Show)Falls Church,VA _Ground Zero for SWPL with it’s close proximity to The White House, The Pentagon & lobbyists, hanger on’ers, bloggers, about 5 NPR stations. It’s just stupid fake news stories that John Stewart couldn’t even read with a straight face. The tabloids are more entertaining & that’s how SWPL has become. If you want to laugh a rich white people watch “Whatever Martha!” should hit the spot! After all, she went from working class Poles in Jersey City to third most powerful woman jet-setting in the Hampton’s.
He totally gets paid to advertise. Like nine out of ten posts feature a product while pretending to mock it.
White people come to live and enjoy at the fabulous Mel’s trailer park heaven, always a real good dealo, and no nigs allowed! Plenty of meth to enjoy, toothless ok, incest a must. We qualify for 8ball housing vouchers, call today 1-800 eat-shit
white people love to be afraid of clowns. Coulrophobia = toughness
This is so true that it left me with a feeling of great sadness.
We prefer the term mobile home. Last winter I had no heat for 3 fucking weeks. No shower, not that I use it, and I eat at the chink joint most nights, other than that I just sat shivered smoked, ate slim jims and reeked. Trailer park living is the best deal, its all white, cheap. For those of you poking fun of us, try it, you will love.
You know me better than I know myself.
TED conference is the world’s largest gathering of the “chattering” class, white people will love to hang out together and talk about how much they can’t stand minorities. It is great to manipulate the global economy and governments start to have wars among each other, backed by multi-national corporations for war profiting.
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You are a master —it is unbelievable how you nail it with such a few number of words.
A suggestion
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don’t hold back
this site is wild! i didn’t realize i was so white!
My comment at the site:
I don’t think you’ve captured it. I like 20 of your list of 65 things I supposedly don’t. And as some of the others are specifically liberal – so that one would rather expect Republicans might not like them – You may only be hitting on only slightly over half of your offerings.
Which supports my idea that liberals do not disagree with other POV’s so much as simply fail to understand them.
Great blog! The information you provide is quiet helpful, why I was not able to find it earlier. Anyways I’ve subscribed to your feeds, keep the good work up.
Great post. Here’s another example of how white middle age women want to take a shortcut into feeling intellectual: watching a movie about a book they haven’t read (Eat Pray Love).
TED isn’t invite-only. Did you use Wikipedia for your facts?
There is a 6K cost to attend, but anyone that can pay can attend. You may be on a waiting list, but you can attend. Media is invite only and restricted to 2 people each year. The reason they put the things online is so everyone can watch the talks and hear the ideas.
The idea of TED isn’t to go in-depth into an idea or to educate. It’s to start a discussion and get people thinking about the idea. Most TED talks are between 5 and 10 minutes.
Most of your stuff is funny, but you didn’t research enough to really understand TED and how it works, thus missing the mark.
On the subject of intellectual banter, I’ve discovered something white people like: adjectives that are always capitalized because they reference historic figures or Greek gods. “Lander’s documentation of all the things white people like bears all the Sisyphean markings of a man’s attempt to explain to a Cassiopea that it is upside-down.”
Your blog offends. It’s awful. I hate the wit and flagrant disregard for political correctness, but I’m willing to concede that intense creative jealously might be at the root of my disgust.
White people like taking prescription pills and freaking out! Some like me, end up as junkie scum. I think Obama will take care of all us scumbags. We are a growing constituency, and we vote straight Dem. A friend of mine just got out of the pen. He killed a woman in a dwi, now with the guilt, he is a heroin freak, we are the new white freaks, hungry freaks.
Nope, you still will not be invited to TED.
And I’m putting off working by reading this post! Ha!
Thanks SWPL!
Hello, i am Indian and dont stereotype me cos i am LAZEEEEE AS A TURD. I aint got a PHD and i sure laugh when fooking white people talk about E=MC2… i have to roll like a MF… White people also love talking about big bang type theories. They love Animal planet and Discovery channel. They love discussing how a PENNY thrown from top of a giant building will fall at a certain parabolic angle…. Boooolshit!
I’m a college prof and never heard of TED until now…
White college professor who loves Opera and Contemporary art? Who has a faux modern chair in his living room made by IKEA?
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Man, this is a great blog, but the comments on your posts are misery-inducing. HEY GUYS HEY HEY HEY WON’T I SOUND CLEVER IF I USE THIS AS A PLATFORM FOR MY RACIAL MESSAGE HEY HEY RIGHT???
and racism sucks……fuck tards
o and dont be mad because most of you couldnt even pronounce the phrase ” I am” …I will….o i forgot….its because you have to live in white culture 😦 ….
Hilarious and absolutely clever.
youre losing your touch brother. why is the the 1st post in 3 months?
youre as white as they come =)
Haha, I do that all the time. It ensures people have know idea what I’m talking about, though I’m talking about something simple (another thing white people like).
So I have a legitimate addition.
Messenger Bags I’d say its a pretty certifiable addition.
Yeah, that one is me. F-u.
Or you could distill this down to: White people like- Learning. It doesn’t make us “feel smart.” Learning actually makes people smarter.
fu cunts
Only the “wrong kind of white people” like TED: anti-intellectual businessmen. TED can’t make anyone feel smart, because all the talks are superficial and literally about nothing, so I doubt that white people as defined in the previous 133 posts would have any interest in it. So this post is just really off the mark.
Lol, cute. I concur. (But, according to the author, I probably learned the meaning of “concur” off a poster in a bathroom of a gas station). At least I was amused. I love black people. Especially when they try to make themselves seem smarter by making fun of learning. No, seriously, though. I was adequately amused.
Keep perpetuating the hatred! Yay racism!
coman mierda pendejos mierda putos cabrones hijos de puta gringos maricones mal paridos pelenme mi verga y vayanse al infierno
Since Christian has been making the rounds to places like google to talk about SWPL I’m wondering if he was at a TED either as a guest or a speaker (?)
A quick look made me think most of it is rubbish.
mahjong anyone?
Man, where the fuck do you live? All of your white people sound like hipster douches
Oh I would just love to lick a big fat hairy asshole, right fucking now! How white is that.
I guess there’s just no denying it. I am a non-white white person. Every time there’s a post that I don’t identify with and feel glad that I’m not that predictable, there are five more that just seem to have come out of my life.
I added the TED site to my “Top Sites” on my new Mac about a month ago and have been regularly visiting it since. Gawd.
Dude, you are hilarious.
I found TED about 5 days ago via StumbleUpon (which ironically is what brought me to this page) and have visited the site every day since. There’s highly taught individuals through out the entire site of every race and creed giving educated and literate speeches and presentations on very intriguing subject matter. I’m not too sure how the sharing and spreading of relevant ideas and inventions is a “whites only” kind of deal. I’m sure if a black man gave a 20 minute rhetoric about the effects of reverse racism on the African American community then I’m sure this entire post would hold no water and you wouldn’t know what to do with yourself.
“throughout” is one word
Hey, I’ve seen an Indian guy give a lecture on there.
Once.
Fuck you lol. You don’t know what ‘I’ like, much less what the whole white race likes. 🙂
Are you serious? According to your article I as a white person I must not be “normal”.
Your statement and I quote: “But with a price tag of $6000 and an invite-only policy, many white people are simply unable to attend. This is a new concept for white people as they have successfully been creating and joining expensive exclusive clubs for over one thousand years.”
What a joke. It’s rather old hat already. It is not a “new” concept! It is a concept that has been around for ages that people of all skin colours are quite used too!.
Also who on earth would some one think that listening to a “… a twenty-minute talk…” on string theory would give them an excellent understanding on the subject matter?!
Unbeliveable.
Since there are five color typology for humans and you have created one (Stuff White People Like), then why don’t you start blogs on the following to cover the four remaining color typologies of humans:
Stuff Black People Like
Stuff Yellow People Like
Stuff Red People Like
Stuff Brown People Like
Wow. I am a walking cliche. I love TED talks because it is interesting, makes me feel smart and in the know, and importantly does not involve getting off the coach. And the cliff notes thing is true too. I recently told a story to a member of my book-club (also a white activity) about how I read the cliff notes as part of last minute studying for an exam. The story was, of course, hilarious.
I seriously dislike you
I am in MENSA, and I’ve never heard of a TED conference.
This is what white people are all about? Such a depraved, vapid life. I see you all on Jersey shore, white people are nothing, scum.
Wow, so much butthurt, I don’t know why I’m surprised.
To the Clander, the author of the post:
I love that you kept Will’s comment on the page.
The sarcasm at the end of your post was brilliant.
ugh.
that ugh was for “Sammie”
rudi you sick pervert freak asshole
Thanks for addressing this.
Vancouver’s hipsters, saviours and designers love to say, “I know, did you that lecture on TED Talks about how we can reduce Nitric Oxide emissions by 57% if we stop eating sprouts!”
SWPL refers to only hipsters (or Canadians living in Vancouver or Victoria, BC)
I’m probably not the first person to notice it, however I do feel fulfilled as a white person by finding an error in the article. Albeit just a missing “be”, I feel very fulfilled and intelligent.
time for a nice dump, how about you?
you should write on why white people like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
oh ok cool
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Further proof that I am a WKOWP, I’ve never heard of TED before this.
so true.
pocho
I looked after Gordon Brown’s parents before they died so surely he’ll get ME invited and hopefully he’ll feel duty bound to pay my entry fee.
Perhaps his more favoured (br)Other substitute – Tony – can help him out with that one and hopefully they will both come and listen to my factful talk.
You see they are no different from all of you pityful unthinking conforming coloured bastards out there, all in desperate need of analysis
Time now for you all to simply SHUT UP and FACE UP to your very own limited TRUTHS.
Before you can all do that though you need to come and listen to ME.
But do you think TED will allow that? I have my doubts.
You still have the option though of visiting http://www.desperatelyseekinganalysis.co.uk at no extra cost to yourself or your friends and grapple there with your very own infantile Truths
But that would involve some serious thinking on your part!
Time to get REAL folks given the state of the WORLD out there!
See you on the day – TED’s day and perhaps I’ll even introduce you to Gordon
The reason why many whites hate Wikipedia is because it is oftentimes unreliable and professors warn against using it for this reason. However, there is a certain insult involving people only knowing what they know from the internet. So I learned some working class lingo from Urban Dictionary instead of a party or first hand, so sue me.
George no need to concern yourself with coloreds, we do better when you just leave us be.
Why’d I get called out so hard?
How are all the nigas today? Enjoying your welfare? You’re welcome!
Haha this article is pretty funny! Blacks always talking about how racist white people are, i love it! Listen to you’re black ass talking about how white people want to be smart in a short ammount of time. Even if this was true, at least white people want to be smart.The only thing black people want to learn is to sell drugs and leave their families in the dark suffering while they buy 26in rims for their hoopty. It is engraved in black culture to be a “thug” a “gangsta” a “nigga who aint scared of shit”. Take you’re rims, “thugs”, “gangstas”, “niggas who aint scared of shit” you’re drug dealers and your father-less families, while us whites take our short cut to being smart 🙂
lol lol lol
Ofay Eric,
Here’s a shortcut to at least sounding smart when you post online.
“you’re” = contraction of “you are”
“your” = possessive adjective to describe something belonging
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Hello! Does anybody know the results of TED meetings, I mean, some solutions or ideas that will improve the life of white people&
Eric hi; sorry but as much as you want to be right, you’re not. I, sir, am an educator and my wife is a doctor. You, sir, are an idiot. A internet thug who aint scared of shit…..when sitting behind a screen. Also, I don’t have rims, I prefer stock. I dealt drugs when I worked @cvs. Im Black and my wife is also.
Welfare is a lame trick used by the gov’t. to continue with its agenda of dumbing down the nation. Dumb ppl both white and black fall for the trick while others actually need the assistance. You are a coward “fu” maybe one day you will not be (palms up).
i cant believe there are still racists now a days.. sad but true..
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I just pooped.
I guess the truth hurts, as they say. I was trying to be nice. Lets try again. Hi, how is the ghetto today? Any shootings? There was a good one the other day. Five people shot dead, two of them naked, its sends some kind of message, you would know better than me. Anyway one of the victims was a three year old boy. A few days prior to the shooting the toddler was found in the street in just a diaper. Ah life in the hood, so cool.
fu:
I do not appreciate the fact that you are presuming that the poor are inherently evil. There are terrible occurrences and people in every social stratum. For instance, are you even aware of the fact that the nouveaux riches are taking over Nantucket, and have basically taken over Greenwich? That many middle class children will not be going to college*, and that working class children are being tracked into the military and blue collar professions by the public education system via carpentry and military electives.
I have taken a sociology elective in secondary school and some sociology classes in college, so I know how bad the inner city is, and it is not a terrible life. The worst thing about living in such a situation is probably the social stigma against being unemployed and on welfare, and having low-quality Wal-Mart being a person’s only choice.
I suspect that toddlers being found in the street is a very rare occurrence because parents care about their children and would not want that to happen to them. At that age the parents are preparing the child for kindergarten and learning the prerequisite intellectual rigor and creativity for when they enter school. Although in the inner city I suspect that they aren’t going to put a high premium on linguistic prescription, and have an unconscious incompetence as far as the English language is concerned. “Yo”, for instance, is not a proper form of address, and they even employ double negatives such as”ain’t (sic) no (sic)” and “no it don’t (sic)”. These linguistic flaws are something that inner-city people need to overcome in order to suceed on their SSATs, SATs, SAT IIs, etc.
*A criterion to being middle class is going to a selective or more selective college. Most selective is upper-middle territory, although the rule isn’t absolute since NYU and Columbia are middle class most selectives.
“Haha this article is pretty funny! Blacks always talking about how racist white people are, i love it!’
Most racists are working class whites who do not know any better, and are largely ignorant of the history of racism.
“Listen to you’re black [expletive] talking about how white people want to be smart in a short ammount of time. Even if this was true, at least white people want to be smart.”
There are black people at many colleges, and many do well on their tests. Also, “you’re” is a contraction of “you are”. I believe you’re looking for “your”.
“The only thing black people want to learn is to sell drugs and leave their families in the dark suffering while they buy 26in rims for their hoopty.”
That is very ignorant statement; the inference that blacks are inherently criminal and have poor tastes is not well-founded in the real world. What is a “hoopty”?
“It is engraved in black culture to be a ‘thug’ a ‘gangsta’ a ‘[expletive] who aint scared of shit’. Take you’re (sic) rims, ‘thugs’, ‘gangstas’, ‘[expletive] who aint scared of shit’ you’re drug dealers and your father-less families, while us whites take our short cut to being smart.”
What about the blacks who want to be lawyers, businesspeople, entrepreneurs, doctors, and journalists? What about the black families who summer on Sag Harbor?
Also, what about the white executives who exacerbate the dysgenic cultural trends by supplying the “music” that contains excessive amounts of sexuality and/or violence?
Loved that! HAhahh
Here is an idea worth spreading. White people love everything because most of the world is white. Why don’t you add jerking off to this list? or betting on football. Speaking of betting, there is this site that is great: http://www.pigskingenius.com . Guy on there is a fucking genius. Made so much money last year. You get your money back any time they have a losing week. It sexy.
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The hardest working and most studious people I have met at college are black. Also, I’m very white and the product of a single mother. Just saying.
That last one was to the guy who made the racist remarks about thugs, rims, and such.
Hi “fu”, how is the trailer park today? Any shootings? There was a good one the other day. Five people shot dead, two of them naked, its sends some kind of message, you would know better than me. Anyway one of the victims was a three year old boy who was molested by one of his moms many boyfriends. A few days prior to the shooting the toddler was found in the street in just a diaper. Ah life in the trailer park, so cool. Keep your eyes to the sky though, storm clouds are forming and you know what that could mean, your worse nightmare……”TORNADO”!!!!
yucka yucka yucka
I have a feeling that Stuff White People Like is one of the biggest “stuff” white people like.
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE, IN THIS ORDER:
1) INCEST
2) BLACK COCK
3 MURDER, & EXPLOIT PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES (THE GENOCIDE OF NATIVE AMERICANS, COLONIZATION OF AFRICA, ASIA, THE CRUSADES, ETC.)
THERE IS A TERM FOR THEM, IT’S “SCUMBAGS”
It’s called ‘parenting’.
lisa nakamura said
“I thought of a good SWPL the other day–playing board games with children. All of my white friends do this with their kids. I am Asian, and have never done it with my child, and never saw my parents do this either. The whole “letting the kid win” dilemma is not in my universe.”
It’s called ‘parenting’ lisa.
i shudder to think how you perceive other races if this is what you truly think all ‘white’ people are like.
I wonder, is SWPL one of the things white people like? Do you have any idea what kind of people read this blog? Are there more white people or more non whites?
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So far white people like http://kingpinfails.com as well as all races!
@Eric
You mange to give a bad name to not just white people but humans in general. Maybe when you grow up you won’t be afraid to venture into the big bad city and meet real people of all ethnicities who contribute more to life in a single day than you have in your entire meaningless existence. BTW the author of this piece of satire (that’s a form of comedy that you must not be familiar with) is white. A white person taking little kernels of truth blowing them up into a larger routine and poking fun at it. Ala, white making fun of white. Do us all a favor and go stick your head in the oven for a few hours.
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Well said white scum, sums it up.
LOL chill out Brandan.
its just a joke
but when ur smug face(that u think looks attractive) exudes the presence of some1 who has studied the content intensively, when in reality, u read 2 blogposts and an article . sure ur smarter. i guess. still not smart(just a white kid, who can afford proper schooling) “that feels smart” . and yea white people like learning in addition to voicing there opinion at ease, creating experimental bands, aspiring to act/be a writer, and yeah just use time and money in general(soley for recognition) cause every white kid, that at least reads this kind of shi* wants to be noticed. and later become depressed/pissed when they arent-
and the minute white people undergo hardship: they must announce it to any1 who’ll listen (they love fishing for sympathy) and to a degree would enjoy seriously mourning for a friends relative, despite them only speaking 3 times with the the person who passed. LOL they jump on that shit. and will post it somewhere on their social network of choice, yet again fishing for sympathy
and when they actually do undergo legitimate hardship such as a death etc., they treat every1 else like shit, because they believe their hardship could never compare to others, because the moments white people share together are WAAY more memorable than those shared by minorities. LOL.
they also love acting super depressed during these times as if god owes them something(shocker) so they justify all their ignorant methods of belittlement and deceit , by going to church, and fishing for more sympathy from people who are forced to listen.lol. well at least u guys all share a similar passion. cheating, then realizing u fucked up, and working to keep ur name in tact
and yes, im being general, for i know alot of white people that rnt exactly like this( and r actually pretty great). but ive seen way too many people that r as unsettling as i describe.
i hope theres a separate heaven for these people. so i can be happy & content. likewise for caucasians
Wow. A new post. This idea is doomed to fail, because it’s creators have spurned the audience that gave them credibility in the first place. post more often or fade into obscurity losers!
Yeah…non-white people never look for sympathy or complain about how hard they have it.
Stuff brown people like: Having their cake and complaining how how hard it was to get it because of the evil white man, too.
Yeah…non-white people never look for sympathy or complain about how hard they have it.
Stuff brown people like: Having their cake and complaining how how hard it was to get it because of the evil white man, too.
Lol people stop arguing in the comments. The name stuff white people like is just a joke. There are black people like me who visit the site and like some of this stuff. just relax and enjoy everything as a joke. The name does not mean no one else likes it. Lol. you act like the name makes it true. I like tedtalks the podcast, theres some interesting ones on there.
this is another site white ppl like
http://bdydbl.biz
LOL!!!!!
Oh well, looks like Christian Lander is selling out.
Invite him over to the TED conference, cuz he has much to say and does it make sense. The paradox of diversity and equality, because “diverse” means no “equal”. +
TED is a name of a low-fare airline filled to the seams with rednecks, grey-haired, blue collars not office suited yups, lots and lots and LOTS of black people, Mexicans or other Latins in cowboy outfits and Filipinos in construction suits.
I had to point that out and they are competing well vs. Jet Blue (a.k.a. Jew-owned Jet Black) and Southwest (i.e. El NorteWest). $69 out of NY/Newark to Chicago/Ohare or $49 from LAX to SFO? YES TED! Fly me on the cheapest.
For some reason, the word “work” is missing off between the words “construction” and “suit”. I didn’t type sh1t or the F-word, the page is acting stupid from all the entries. The blog author needs to clean out the spam hate posts.
LoL
AGREED! It’s just in joke! And it’s pretty funny! If it incites fury and negativity for you, don’t check this blog. Look at another. Easy! Silly people.
I would add intellectual style podcasts to the lists.
Although Dan Carlins Hardcore History is a little longer than the Ted sound bites his “Are white people special?” conversation might be the best use of a white persons “getting smarter quickly” time that I have come across.
http://www.dancarlin.com/disp.php/hharchive/Show-32—Globalization-Unto-Death/%20discovery-exploration-Columbus
I ALSO HATE HYMIES!!
AND POOPING!!
Chuckles, why don’t you and fu realize that you love each other in a very passive-aggressive, homoerotic way? The truth will set you two free!
Not that I’ve met them all, but…
The Green Party candidate for governor in Illinois, Rich Whitney had his name misspelled on the ballot. It reads “Rich Whitey”. With those credentials, do you think he’ll get an invitation to the next TED conference?
White people also love CONSPIRACIES. Like 9/11 and Israel, here:
http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000190526
Israel is a country, not a conspiracy.
brilliant post.
nevertheless, every time i pick up something truly unique after long thorough considerations -i find in ur blog the exact “something” with an explanation of how non-unique i am. 😦
And yes, i’ve discovered TED talks on youtube
two weeks ago and immediately upgraded it to “remarkable” tradition, spread to everyone and have been watching daily..
white people are a dying breed, Darwinism at its best!
Unbelievable how the asians want to be white though. Look at this site for evidence http://www.englishlearns.com of the asian fascination of americans
they wanna be white because they want to learn how to speak english?
Geez, after reading all of these self-absorbed and hate filled posts to an obviously tongue-in-cheek website I have to wonder if many of you actually come here to be entertained or just to find another place to bash others and possibly get some attention that might be missing from your real lives.
Grow up
You do too? :>
That’s too plausible, Whitey. Duh.
Though, I’m sure there’s plenty that do it for vanity.
Ha- everyone knows non-whites don’t read the internet! Posers!
LOL
I just find it amusing. I don’t think the blogger here is really trying to offend anyone. Maybe I haven’t been keeping up with this generations perspectives upon ‘white’ people.
If it’s supposed to be offensive than they ought to create more powerful threads that aren’t full of broad generalizations.
I think the whole point of this website is BROAD GENERALIZATIONS. That’s what the humor is. Because as we all know, stereotypes are funny. Hence the title: STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE.
Man, leave it to a white person to look deeply into something when there’s nothing to look for.
as a non white person. I’m waiting for white peoples approval to laugh. i dont want to seem racist.
I dont know what the TED conference is, but apparently its suppose to be a “white thing”. hahaha?
what’s TED?
haha yea as a white person the permission to laugh is approved.
Oh you can laugh at this, in fact that how I found this article. I was getting sick of the whiteness that surrounds these talks and my search for such honest analysis led to this page. Love it.
TED makes San Francisco look humble. (I live here so I can say that).
Stuff non-white people like: Victimization; speaking generally of course.
The problem is, it isn’t funny and it’s really ironic that someone says that white people don’t want to work when those same people feel entitled to publish and make money off so-called humor that isn’t even that sharp.
All white people are the same, also what IS a white person.
haha wow Kerry you need a dick in you or a grape soda or both. chill.
LOL THIS IS SO TRUE!
HAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY!
yeah i’ve found TED somewhat elitist, and full of itself, from my brief encounters. MUCH PREFER SLOW TV or the REAL NEWS
Is your axe sharp enough yet?
Perhaps I’m tragically flawed because mainstream media doesn’t appeal to me. But I love TED! If you’re gonna waste your time with media, why not learn something?
How about RSA Animates? They are even shorter than TED videos and the ideas are actually illustrated so it’s easier to retain!
Events at the RSA also usually have a similar range of speakers to TED and are free to go to as well… if you are in London. You can listen live though or watch the video afterwards.
i refuse to tackle anything shorter than proust when i get a moment to to read between studying, raising kids, grocery shopping, doing laundry, making sweet love to husband, blah blah blah.
Slate seems to think that Jon Stewart is on the SWPL list. Seems like a pretty safe assumption, but I couldn’t find it. You should seriously consider doing a post on Stewart.
yall need to check out http://www.seriouslysorry.com
ur blog is boring and stupid, enjoy envying an imaginary authority figure, noob
I think you are out of material. There must not be much stuff left that white people like. Really, TED?
Messed up at the end with the first sarcasm quote–should say, “It must be…” rather than “It must…”
Funny blog!!
BLACK PEOPLE RULE BITCHES!
Not ALL middle aged white woman do THAT. I want to know why middle aged white woman get short haircuts and start buying their clothes at Chicos. Never mind, I know why. It’s discouraging, is what it is.
I think it’s funny how people read this and don’t realize that the author is making fun of hipsters.
I think it’s funny how people read this and don’t realize that the author is making fun of hipsters.
Notice how the TED conferences are almost 100% WHITE and ASIAN? Blacks are 13% of the population and less than 1/2 of 1% of the TED conference attendees. Why is that? Are blacks just dumber on average? It would seem so! There are only a handful of blacks that could comprehend what is discussed at TED conferences, and most of them are faking it!
U R so dumb. Like a Republican watching Stephen Colbert and thinking he’s a conservative!
Is it hard to see the computer screen with your white hood on?? Good lord, what a whacko. I have a SNEAKING SUSPICION that Barak Obama, Michelle Obama, Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice have you, Sarah Palin, and George W. beat in the IQ contest.
Proud white guy? more like proud racist guy
Why do middle aged women get short hair cuts and perms and start wearing big shirt with little animals and/or flowers on them? If you know, you must tell me.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!!!
The writing of this sounds similar to the style used in Hitch Hikers Guide. I like it.
According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
http://www.themonthly.com.au/whiter-shade-pale-christian-lander-and-john-safran-2829
“There are only a handful of blacks that could comprehend what is discussed at TED conferences, and most of them are faking it”
Cite?
Right up SWPL’s alley :
crimesofthetimes.blogspot.com
I was the main speaker at one, and the talk was on theproper insertion of hamsters in your asshole. It was thrilling! Really white stuff.
I haven’t stopped by this site for a few months, and now I see once again why I haven’t.
Boring.
Tell me all about it, Rudi. That sounds like something up MY alley!
yet you take the time to post on it…
Even if I had started something so neat, I don’t think I’d read the comments either. There are some fucking stupid people who can afford browser access these days.
Rudi is it only whites that put small rodents their anus?
Yeah, bitches are easily ruled by blacks.
Does anyone have a “paint by numbers” instruction manual?
:O)
Howcome Pomplamoose isn’t on this list? It’s all the rage with the crackers these days.
1 Hiking Sandals (not good for hiking)
2 Fora TV (too close?)
3Pets that would otherwise qualify as an infestation (rats, ants, bees, rodents generally, piranha ) or a secondary infestation (boa constrictors, tarantulas, alligators, ferrets)
this can culminate in a herd predator microcosm (potential fun for all at any moment)
4.Legal exotic pets (largely vicarious, just one will make you a topic for miles) that allow other white people the chance to be envious in a socially acceptable manor (hawks, foxes, servals, Maine coon cats, wolf hybrids); or else to tell every white person they know(same milieu) that they would not go that far.
5. A collection of not-yet-Oprah-exposed mostly paperback classics acquired across years/generations of honors, advance placement, and undergraduate work. I assume that Asians also collect textbooks.
6 (5b)The not-so-forbidden fruit (not displayed with hard backs/ and (7 up market exotic souvenirs from ones travels but also sold on-line and at Finer Retailers) in room without TV or on shabby chic DIY bookshelves with (8.random natural objects without utilityeg. rocks whale vertebrae (from one’s wanderings but also sold on-line and at Finer Retailers)) that every white person knows that every other white person reads and appreciates. The ultimate expression of this is anything by Nietzsche. Ayn Rand is a close second.
Cause fathers were out of their control (Daddy where you be goin?)
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
Baloney! You just call us racists because you are anti-white. We are allowed to have our own personal interests in this coutry Mr. Stalin!
This sounds like some people I know for sure!!
J Anderson. And you’re the text book example of a delusional troll who posts the same silly post throughout the whole site. Should I do the same to show you how stupid it looks? You need to get a grip with YOUR own racism. You single out an entire group of people and stupidly pretend to know what they can and have all experienced. Maybe the 5 million Ukrainians who died during the holodomor enacted by Jewish Bolsheviks could have enlightened you about struggle. Perhaps the 3000 plus white South African farmers killed over the last 16 years while the rest of the world turns a blind eye could tell you about racism and being a victim of it. Perhaps the 2 killed after being tortured, raped, burnt and butchered in Knoxville could tell you about being a victim of racism if they were alive or if American media cared enough to cover their story. But the fact that to you these things aren’t racist and yet Clander somehow is, really just shows the depth of your own racism. I doubt there is such a thing as text book racist since clowns like yourself twisted all significance out of it to fit your politically correct agenda. Look up hypocrite and then slap yourself for not having a sense of humour.
I prefer for others to come up with the good ideas, take the risks to develop products and marketing strategies and then competitively price they products. I just buy the stuff with all the money I have.
Yeah!!
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
Umm. Saying “This race is superior in some way to that race” is pretty much the definition of “racist”.
And pasting the same paragraph 100 times into a comment thread just makes you an asshole on top of it.
As for the atheist with repetative phrase compulsion. “That’s Mr. Racist to the likes of you.
Really? The TED Conference? Never heard of it. This list is so specific to Brooklyn hipsters and pretty much no one else.
good shit 🙂
#135
Paying to ride a donkey
Jeez. For all those throwing around the racist label: lighten up (lighten as in weight, not color). If the author of this blog is racist towards anyone, it would be whites. He’s stereotyping them to no end. What makes his stereotypes spot-on is that he’s stereotyping his own race. And whoever think the author thinks his race is superior, please read the posts. Mostly all of them have to do with dullness, absurdity and lack of integrity, hardly traits of a superior race.
Whitey,Blackie,Chinky and every other disparaging comment,in jest or otherwise,only fuel the Racism that exists.
Get fucking real,change the system,then people will change with it.
You should be ashamed.Small minded people,thinking it is Your time.It is the ” Powers That Be Time”fuckwits.They are LAUGHING at you and everyone else.To many people striving for the same thing.to many ngos and Human Right’s.orgs’all competing.Can you not hear them LAUGHING ??????
so basically you’re saying white people like to educate themselves on interesting topics? sweet!
TED Talks are smug, self aggrandizing nonsense. The funniest thing is the pretentiousness – this idea that they are ‘cutting edge’ or challenging conventions -all “TED Talks” do is re-enforce the agenda of the liberal elite.
Can we expect to see, for example a Ted Talk about human biodiversity? No. We can expect to see one about Richard Dawkins calling for an ‘end to religion’ but never one calling for an end to blank slate.
Your stupid little rant would be appropriate if you were talking about this site, you self centered little ‘me’.
Yeah, the Buckaroo is back. Enigma, do you have the guts to show your hideous face? And, don’t give me any of your black bullshit, boy.
There is no superior race. It’s not a good argument strategy to contend that white people are racist, but are inferior to other races, and then try to suggest that racism isn’t a virtue when you’re entire argument is based on the premise that you’re arguing against–racism. I think, and hope, that most people on this board, and especially viewers of TED are least likely to be white supremacists. Such views are held by the ignorant. I’m sure most people here are somewhat aware of what races invented what and when. We know that the Chinese invented writing, but that does not make Asians more or less superior to other races. I suggest you read Jared Diamond’s book Gun Germs and Steel, he is a white man, but by no means does he believe that one race is smarter or more inventive than another. I hope you are illuminated by knowledge, and begin to abhor prejudice in the near future.
You should do a post on board games…
TED this: http://seriouslysorry.com/the-vindicated
hey, try http://justsomepetpeeves.wordpress.com!! you won’t be disappointed.
seriously? damn education- what kindof education is that? easy to understand woahhhhh! ted talks are inspiring, intellectual, and educational. why would you try and bring that down, as a program its got a huge diversity of people on thousands of subjects. so what if you learn an about string theory through an understandable lecture? mabe theyll get bored and go learn about some other topic or mabe theyll get intrested and go find moreinformation and possibky understasnd some of the language that they wouldnt befor the ted talk and(oh shit) they might learn. your racist crap as satirical as it is, its still racist crap. also you keep describing others as pretentious…. this whole blog is screaming pretentious.
im in highschool. i never applied into ted talks- i just applied my mind.
Get off your high horse. For all of us. We all listen to ted talks, and we all deserve the just satire and enjoyment this guy gets from the pretension achieved. Comedy is comedy. you being mad about this is like anyone being mad about anything that Colbert says. I’d say re-evaluate what you get defensive about. And I think, it’s possible, that the author knows how hypocritically pretentious he’s being. Yeah. He definitely does it on purpose. Either realize you are defensive because it’s true or find something better with your life than trolling.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/02/102-childrens-games-as-adults/
this is another informative site like TED
http://www.bdydbl.biz
What a strange website. What, exactly, is your point? White people shouldn’t drink coffee, nor should anybody else? Black kids shouldn’t play board games or they might be mistaken for white elitists? A native American who picks her own apples is really a wannabe elitist white intellectual? God forbid a non-white person attends, watches or dares to speak at a Ted conference: traitor to their race and class (the underlying assumption of your site is that non-white people cannot – and should not – aspire to better themselves socioeconomically nor should they do things that many people in their group don’t usually or historically do (ex. apparently board games is one of these). You appear to implicitly advocate forms of cultural segregation, giving some sort of criticism and judgement of the quirks of white “liberals”. Who are you to tell all of us – white and non-white – is “normal” for our race or class to do or think? It takes lots of ignorant hubris to do this, not to mention too much free time.
I occasionally watch a Ted talk and enjoy it for several reasons: 1) I always learn something (I realize that your rabid anti-intellectualism doesn’t allow for the simple pleasure of learning things)
2) I sometimes learn things that I can put into practice, such as ideas for teaching my kids,
3) I sometimes learn about issues that have political importance, where I can take action through politics.
So when I watch a Ted talk I spend 15 minutes learning something. You, instead, spend 15 minutes inventing petty rants about white people. (just as an aside, you are Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin’s dream: keep everybody at each other’s throats, keep everybody blissfully ignorant so big money can have more control over us).
That’s all. Back to Ted.
Here something that white people like: anyone with a sense of humor. Sorry, you don’t qualify.
Ice hockey!
hey there appear to be people offended by this website. How many times have the same comments railing against the entire theme of this site been repeated?
stuff people like – funny stuff.
I understand that you too think that TED talks are the most accurate representations of knowledge available to the public, but have you ever considered the potential for bias that comes from listening to one source? It’s like learning everything you know about politics from either CNN or FOX, not both, those sources are one-sided and want to deliver a certain point. The same goes for a TED talk. If you want to get pure fact, compare results with scientific journals, which are often easy to find online. Once you start looking at hardcore DATA, not “knowledge based entertainment,” you will learn that not everything is as it seems. I recommend doing your homework before bringing up something you learned from one source. I also recommend watching more than one news station. (I regularly watch 3) I am proud to be white, because it gives me a sense of identity in a demographically changing world, and I consider this site a way to humorously analyze myself and my white colleagues and find imperfections. Personally, I find that this site is a good way to improve upon negative stereotypes associated with “elitist white people.” And so, in closing…. Global warming is a hoax! Good day to you people.
I love that people are offended by this site! Especially since that’s like #101 on the list.
I just came to find out what other stuff I might like, and hey! I found a wes andersen movie I’d never seen. Then I saw the, “THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT ALL THE SAME RAHR” comments, and just like that my morning was gone. Need more coffee!
Also, you should know that many white people have now soured on Whole Foods, since the owner is huge republican contributer.
And one more for the list: white people like being made fun of!
Sorry, but why do you assume that because someone enjoys watching TED talks, they have this as their only source?
You do well to watch 3 news programs, but really, what is the actual news content of the overwhelming majority of newscasts? How much of it is rubrics and newsmagazine- type feature stories?
I live in Europe where news is news and human interest stories are part of different programming. The quality of tv “news” in the US is appalling, to say the least, no matter how many channels one watches.
Since you surely have them on the tip of your tongue, perhaps you’d like to suggest some scientific journals where one can get the “hardcore data” that you mention.
Who are your sources that affirm that global warming is a hoax?
White girls are ho’s watch your wallet and health when fucking a white bitch.
Oh my, as a just another white person I enjoy a good laugh at myself and other silly white people.
In response to Elizabeth, you suggest that by omitting direct reference to black children and native american women–did I not read between the lines deeply enough?– the author of this blog is somehow perpetuating some sort of hidden racists agenda?
I think the line of your logic is faulty at best. If I understand your comment correctly, you suggest that a funny and satirical blog site devoted poking fun at white people must obviously assume other cultural identities are somehow beneath those of white people.
Wow! How do you extrapolate that?
What a strange comment yours is.
Dare I say that I purposefully sought out the the keen and deeply philosophical insight that this blog provides about my own everyday life just because I heard about in on NPR (member station KUT) during my commute home tonight? I even heard myself laugh out loud during KUT’s interview with the author. Now I wish I would have also gone to the book signing/reading event at Book People held in Austin tonight.
Cheers
Noel
Stuff men like, pissing in public places, at all time of the day. Whip and piss all over the place like a dog.
Happy DR Martin Luther King Jr Day!!!!!!!!!
I had to capitalize the “DR” to insure you trailer park rejects feel even less secure about yourselves!! Yep, you mullet head, snag-a-tooth, hound dog humpin, chewing tobacco munchin, pick-up driving, first cousin fuckin, Obama hatin, no job having, wish they were conservative, true republican reject crackas, I write this post with love!!! It has been a while since I told ya to put some love in your fuckin hearts, but I see the message is starting to spread. Yep, good ol boy McCain is starting to change his tune, now calling OUR President a MAVERICK!!!! Like Obama says, change is good!!!
Yep, it is a bad time to be a nutsack sucking teabagger trying to spread hate. One sunny day, one wack job decides to shoot and kill innocent people for no reason, after listening to all the bullshit you conservacraps been yacking. After seeing your words come to life, all of a sudden, republicans are changing their tune. Unity is now the new thing.
I am not one to lecture, but as my boy Malcolm X once said, “looks like the chickens came home to roost!”. You spread hate, hateful things happen. If I remember correctly, no brothas of color were injured in that act of hate. Four eyed Palin is changing her tune about putting targets on democrates faces on her website. Silly bitch!!!
Well, all can rejoice in the fact that this is BLACK MAN ONE’s birthday. Let us spread the word how MLK helped you redneck crackas see the light. Freedom has rung, loud and proud!!! Rang so loud, that a black man has made it to the white house, and not as a janitor. That’s right whitey, your commander and chief is too, a soul brotha. Not a drop of red neck blood in his system. Barack Obama, last I checked, I have never met a white man with the last name Obama. His father was from AFRICA, not Europe. His momma, though she is white, went black and never went back! He is a successful President and history will show that he achieved more in two years than most Presidents acheived in 8. The fact that some bitter white men claim he is a bad President does not change the fact that he is a major success and that history will prove that.
put alil love in your heart bitches
and happy mutha fuckin MLK day
8)
The fact that you lump all white people into the racist, Teabagging variety tells me that you are just as much, if not more of a racist than they are. Not all white people are racists, just like not all black people sag their pants and speak unintelligibly. The fact that you see the color of my skin and think you know something about me makes you part of the problem, in other words, a bigot.
How’s that feel?
Are you for real? I don’t think anywhere on this entire site does it say the words “White people are racist.” Everything written here is satirical or based on social commentary. This is coming from a black person. These people are not racist bigots, and everything you just said asserts that you have the complete incapability to get the joke. And if you do get and just don’t find it funny, well that’s just your problem.
Adrianne,
Usually I would respond back with a blaze of insults and unpleasanties, but, from reading your responce, I will not. You don’t sound like a racist so therefore, I will not treat you as such. My post was deliberately aimed at all the racist assholes on this site, I know better than to label all white people as racist because they are not and I never would. Dr King did not want blacks and whites to live separately, but instead, to live in harmony. Sounds to me like you have a lil love in your heart, keep it. Now if you don’t mind, I have a guilty lil pleasure of pissing off redneck racist crackers. That’s what I do!!!!
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Unity, we could be as one, and stay in the projects and eat motherfucking chicken all day until the sun goes down.
I love France because you can piss in the street. Now that is something we can all agree upon.
I love TED’s talks!!! I only wish they went all year long
From the frozen back end of Canada to Enigma aka YESobama comes a giant “I love you!”
Your post is built out of awesome. Funny, brilliant and precisely on target.
There really is nothing else I can say. Continue to speak truth to power and enjoy the rest of your life. 🙂
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
Ok, what in the world is this foolishness???
Some retard decides to say the same thing fifty million times in one sitting. Well, I guess that is what retards do, but Mr Short Bus is going to have to go back down where he belongs. Besides, we have 6 more glorious days till “Black Man Appreciation day!!!!!
Happy DR Martin Luther King Jr Day!!!!!!!!!
I had to capitalize the “DR” to insure you trailer park rejects feel even less secure about yourselves!! Yep, you mullet head, snag-a-tooth, hound dog humpin, chewing tobacco munchin, pick-up driving, first cousin fuckin, Obama hatin, no job having, wish they were conservative, true republican reject crackas, I write this post with love!!! It has been a while since I told ya to put some love in your fuckin hearts, but I see the message is starting to spread. Yep, good ol boy McCain is starting to change his tune, now calling OUR President a MAVERICK!!!! Like Obama says, change is good!!!
Yep, it is a bad time to be a nutsack sucking teabagger trying to spread hate. One sunny day, one wack job decides to shoot and kill innocent people for no reason, after listening to all the bullshit you conservacraps been yacking. After seeing your words come to life, all of a sudden, republicans are changing their tune. Unity is now the new thing.
I am not one to lecture, but as my boy Malcolm X once said, “looks like the chickens came home to roost!”. You spread hate, hateful things happen. If I remember correctly, no brothas of color were injured in that act of hate. Four eyed Palin is changing her tune about putting targets on democrates faces on her website. Silly bitch!!!
Well, all can rejoice in the fact that this is BLACK MAN ONE’s birthday. Let us spread the word how MLK helped you redneck crackas see the light. Freedom has rung, loud and proud!!! Rang so loud, that a black man has made it to the white house, and not as a janitor. That’s right whitey, your commander and chief is too, a soul brotha. Not a drop of red neck blood in his system. Barack Obama, last I checked, I have never met a white man with the last name Obama. His father was from AFRICA, not Europe. His momma, though she is white, went black and never went back! He is a successful President and history will show that he achieved more in two years than most Presidents acheived in 8. The fact that some bitter white men claim he is a bad President does not change the fact that he is a major success and that history will prove that.
put alil love in your heart bitches
and happy mutha fuckin MLK day
8)
Why do you hate white people so much?
Hey Michael,
I never said I hate white people, where did you get that from. I said I enjoy pissing off “racist crackers”!!! There is a very big difference.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Every time I check this site it’s being used as a soapbox for thinly veiled race related posturing and digs. Does anybody get what this is actually about?
It’s written by a white middle class Canadian!
I look down the list and really like about 85% of the stuff on it. And more importantly I’m not ashamed of one bit of it!
Have you most of you ever seen a stand up show? This is the same thing but in a blog.
It’s just meant to be funny and insightful.
I guess the problem is that you put the word ‘white’ in the title and brings out the extreme opinions.
Just look at some of the posts:
Subject: Vespa’s, Discussion: Race
Subject: Frisbee Sports, Discussion: Race
Subject: Sea Salt, Discussion: Race (albeit less)
Read it as ‘stuff middle class people like’ and that all goes away.
But would it be as popular…?
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
oh yes shove it up my pooper, you hamster loving fags
“He is a successful President and history will show that he achieved more in two years than most Presidents acheived in 8. ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shit, man, you’re killing me! That is some great material!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
History is proving it now, I see someone needs to remove their head from up their butt and take a look around. The “great recession” is over, the economy is getting stronger, he saved two of the big three, he saved the banking industry. All in two years, the only people angry at him are bitter crackers!!!! LOL!!! Just because you don’t like the color of his skin doesn’t mean he isn’t doing his job. Now, once you get released from prison, work hard and make something of yourself son, I have faith in you. One day, in twenty…thirty years, you will have enough money to move out your future cardboard box and buy a single wide trailer.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I rest my case…
put alil hamster up your asshole
Rudi have you ever tried hot sauce in your asshole? Its a fucking thrill
idea kinda worth spreading : http://seriouslysorry.com
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Engima. All I know is that unemployment’s 9% (higher if you include discouraged workers), we’re $14 trillion in debt (and rising), nothing’s being done about deficit spending (I was just as critical of Bush on this), corporate cronyism is still rampant, the Iraq and Afghan Wars are still on, GITMO’s still open, and manufacturing is on the way out in this country. And you think that people are angry at him just because of his skin color? Will you stop mindlessly worshipping the amount of melanin in your skin and remove your head from your butt?
Now, if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go waggle my tongue in my black girlfriend’s cooch.
😉
Hey Grim Reality,
I sleep well at night, thank you for your concern. As for all that you know, it must not be much!!! If you honestly believe that the current economic turmoil is going to change in two years, you my friend, are an idiot! Yes, unemployment is high, but atleast it is going down some. Be glad about that, jobs don’t grow on trees. You want to blame someone for unemployment, blame the companies that send jobs over seas to save a buck. Our great President can make all the policies in the world, but if WE the people, don’t demand change from fellow citizens, don’t get mad at what you get. I bet if you stop supporting companies that send jobs over seas, they would change their tune then. Until that day comes, STFU about job loses, it’s not the gov. fault, it is PRIVATE INDUSTRIES fault. They do the hiring, and they do the firing, all in the name of profits.
The two wars you mention, they were going on atleast four years before Obama was elected, and as history has shown, you can’t just wave a magic stick and say “peace be still”!! There has to be a strategic plan. You come up with a good “war ending” plan, send it to the gov. and then complain about the two wars. Til then, STFU!!!
I like how you state….”corporate cronyism is still rampant”, DUH!!!! It will not be going anywhere, at anytime! The Grim Reality is, it is as part of Washington as Monuments and the Capital. Don’t blame that on Obama, he didn’t start it, he is just trying to control it on his watch. Morons like yourself like to point a blind finger at the top. Face it, you can’t blame a shark for the worm the tuna ate. Meaning, just because you are the boss, don’t mean you can control every single aspect of what those under you do, you can only look out for the GREATER GOOD!!! Hence, that’s what our President is doing.
As far as GITZMO being still open, move those terrorist into your house til their trial, then complain about it still being open. Til then, STFU!!!
The deficeit was high before he was in office, two wars ain’t cheap. Saving the economy from a second DEPRESSION ain’t cheap. DUH!!! Do us all a favor, Mr Amnesia, think before you type or speak. Just alil food for thought.
put alil love in your heart
8)
Ps
Don’t forget to tip your rent a girlfriend good, for her to put up with your two inches and the stupidity that comes out your mouth, and still smile at you, she is a keeper!!!
😉
fuck you sal, freak
What’s the ethnically approved source of information? Al Jazeera? C-Span? I’m going to go major in Political Science right away!
speaking of TED. I saw a blog post that always has TED talks included in his posts.
http://www.cybernoeticman.com/2011/02/travelling-in-collective-brain.html
Is this blogger white?
134? You had me at coffee…
Keep going.
what does 2 inches of his penis have anything to do with what he is arguing. you’re an idiot.
I’ve been reading these posts for a couple of years. I personally hate Ted-Talks. Every time I go to a staff mtg, I have to sit through one of these “thought provoking” videos. I really think its because someone didn’t plan their mtg out.
I’m still shocked at how many people take offense at this site. Geez. Just come to Fort Collins or Boulder, CO and you’ll see. It’s not mean spirited. Just good social commentary.
Two inches? You wonder why I love my hamster. You political types know this is a gay website…right?
That’s the two inches you have in your mouth meztli.
idiot!
As a woman of African American/Native American descent, all I can say is…
Amazing. This man has, like every other ‘successful’ white person, stolen all the ideas of all the comedians of color who have gone before him. This is nothing new. Caucasians are some of the most boring people on the planet, but they have built huge monuments to themselves. No wonder the standards in the United States is collapsing.
White people will support anything they think is clever and will make the person who has done it fairly well off.
And a white liberal, Christian, is the worst kind of racist…Sorry to tell you that.
Wow, Ms. Thomas—your racist bitterness doesn’t suit you at all. Relax—it’s a freaking blog. I’m guessing you came here just to find something to throw your rage against. You make me sad.
Let me get up on my little soap box, too. I’ll try to be as condescending as you. As a white woman with an African-American husband and bi-racial children (you must really hate me now, huh?), I think it’s ok to poke a little bit of fun at “white culture”–or even at society’s hang-ups over race, which people like you continue to fuel—many of us are beyond the stereotypes you seem to still be clinging to.
In my family, we celebrate our children’s heritages equally, but the white half is the only one that it is ok to make fun of, or worse—get all worked up over and scream “racism” whenever anything “white” is discussed. Still–my entire family gets a kick out of this blog and sees ourselves (regardless of color) in the descriptions of “white” people.
You’re exactly the kind of person we try to keep our kids away from…those who try to inject racist anger into every single discussion taking place among otherwise civil human beings—-even those on a blog whose satirical intent you clearly missed.
Now, get upset and try to write something clever back to me. Try to make me feel bad for even thinking for a second that white people have a culture, too. Or, simply get jealous that some of us can enjoy life without your little racist hang-ups.
SXSW = TED conference for people who either don’t have or are too young to have PhD[s].
There are a multitude of reasons why I adore Natalie. Below I list but several:
1. As she stated in her 2011 Oscars award speech, she is a child sensation. I am also a child sensation, having been deemed a “jazz prodigy” at the tender age of 11. At the same age Natalie gained a role in the (in my opinion, rather mediocre) movie entitled Leon.
2. She is a Jewish American like I am.
3. Though perhaps not as beautiful as me, she is rather attractive
4. She attended a prestigious educational institution which means she is of the same fine breeding as myself, that is to say, we are both intellectuals who are on the same level. Though I merely attended a second-tier institution entitled Smolny College – it was in St Petersburg Russia, and may I remind you that I was the first fully marticulated American student studying there. Suffice to say, that is an amazing accomplishment in itself. Though I cannot drop into casual conversation that Harvard was my alma mater, I am highly gifted at speaking Russian as my 2nd language. Therefore, I believe the two of us are kindred souls in this regard. Meredith Deaton – an exLivejournal friend – attended NYU, but everyone knows they offer nothing but a non Ivy League second-tier education for a ridiculously expensive amount of dinero. Institutes that I have attended, such as UMass, Bard College, Smolny and the University of Arizona, though perhaps less prestigious, are FINE institutes…I swear.
5. Natalie lost 20lbs for her role in Black Swan. I consider this a remarkable achievement, and personally my aim is to lose the majority of the flab around my stomach sooner or later.
6. I am highly interested in film and film-making. Though music was my consumate passion for the first half of my years, and I am highly skilled at creative writing (which you can discover by “googling” me: Ania A Shapiro, or Aimee Rae Friedland will do), I do have an inkling sensation that film is where my true talent lies. I dream of co-producing an Academy Award winning screenplay with my literary hero David Sedaris. Hopefully Natalie will be my heroine – though I may need to hurry along with my ambitions before she gets too aged.
7. Her spouse is French. The language was a passion of mine, though juvenile, it was a worthy interest for a pubescent teen as I was at the time. In fact, it was on a trip to Paris that I discovered, ironically, my passion for Russian and everything Russian. What a feat to win the heart of such a talented, artistic, stereotypical French man like Natalie has. Though, as I am bisexual, perhaps a French woman would be quite as desirable in my regard.
8. What a coincidence! She and I have both changed our names. Like Natalie, my birth name is not the same name by which I am well known and celebrated. I was born Aimee Rae Friedland, and she, Natalie Hershlag.
9. I do not wish to continue associating with middle class bores. An ex-Livejournal friend of mine, Meredith Deaton, believes she is some sort of internet celebrity because she has oh, 100 or so followers on some online journal. And she is pretentiously proud of her mediocre “accomplishments” – such as, what exactly, traveling to a few countries and attending NYU? Living in Tokyo for 2 years? I laugh in the face of such a typical suburban mindset that believes such petty yuppie goals are actually “accomplishments.” I dream of exceeding all boundaries, excelling beyond my suburban upbringing in Tucson, and residing in pent-houses of the rich and famous. I desire to be truly admired by celebrated people whose opinions count. Natalie has these qualities and I strive to attain them for myself. I wish to move beyond the boundaries of mere internet followers and become a global sensation, standing up there accepting an Academy Award for Best Director in my beautiful gown. Where is Meredith Deaton now – teaching at some local high school in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma? A far cry from Soho or Monte Carlo.
10. Natalie has a refined sense of style, which I possess as well. While lesser humans are content to wear shit Target attire, I clothe myself in haute couture.
I’m wondering if they’re ever going to add Dave Matthews Band to the list. White people LOVE Dave Matthews. Watch a live video of them on youtube and see all the yuppees flailing around and getting “wild” in the crowd.
hey helen how you smelling? Had to ax
It’s almost easier to do something that will get you to TED as a speaker than as an attendee.. Just saying..
Yeah? What did you do to get there?
Just askin’.
Rudi how are your hamsters? You fucking sick fag asshole.
Are you mad because white people are genetically superior to you???
Mels trailer park heaven is a real good deal, and we invite all white trash tours to stop by and check out some good white scum. White trash tours, show the gross world of trailer park scumbags.
you forgot to add to the STUFF WPL: Jazz and Suntanning-
i know cuz i’m whitey and we like it 😉
Mel’s is a shit hole trailer park for scumbags, check us out on the web under white trash shitholes.cum
I love the trolls on this site.
Awe man, TED is cool. This list is awesome, i like lots of stuff on this list but not for the reasons listed. I think the author has been going hard on the hater-ade in some topics though. I think i’ll use the list as a “things to look into” e.g. water front property! can’t go wrong with that , it only goes up in value!
glunked it.
http://www.glunkin.com/
White people also like anything silk-screened and printed on French paper.
hehehe, these are so hilarious. thanks for providing some much needed comic relief!
Fuck, yeah my girlfriend how ya smelling Helen hit me in the head with a gin bottle. I didn’t bring my paycheck to the bar, all that whore wants me for is drink money. My junkie whore daughter is sleeping with half the trailer park. Being a scumbag at the trailer park really is a great life.
Is this a troll comment? or what?
Today at the trailer park I got my shower fixed! To Little to late, I’m afraid. Took a shower, and my underarms still smell like shit. This is called a case of permanent B.O. no matter how hard I scrub it still smells. AKA trailer park B.O.
My girl friend Helen has trailer park B.O. in her pussy.
Really, Caucasians are the most boring people on the planet? That’s a pretty big generalization. What have black people ever done? Look at Africa, all black people, what a huge success Africa is with it’s genocide, malnutrition, AIDS, and lack of education. Why don’t you move beyond race and stop setting your people back 100 years. We are over it. People are just people, no matter the skin color. But if you wanna break it down into race, you’re going to lose. And let me remind you, Liberal Caucasian American’s set the African slaves free, so don’t even try to insult us you prick.
Uh oh! It looks like someone missed the point.
Most of the problems in Africa started because of white people. Ever here about the slave trade? Colonialism? Missions? Blood diamonds? All products of the white boys, religion and capitalism.
The slave trade is in no way justified. It was horrible. But it showed their obvious lack of organization for not being able to stop it.
Dear Writer,
Bill speaks correctly when he says Africa lacks organization to amount to anything, and that the countries in general have huge failures, and I just wish he would not use sarcasm of “what a huge success Africa is” when he means huge failure. Because he will get quoted and the sarcasm will not translate, and thus he, like so many others including famous people trying sarcasm, get misrepresented. I do agree with him, and his anger, just not the misguided sarcasm.
C
Bill – what is your problem? Wow. What a RACIST! Shocking. Blaming Whites, on Africa’s ills. You obviously possess NO knowledge of history. The institutionalized African slave trade began approx 1000 years ago, when Arab Muslims discovered Sub Saharan Negroes. The slave trade in Africa has been thriving ever since. White CHRISTIANS ar the only demo pn the fac of the Earh that regardslavery as an abomination. Slavery has existed everywhere in the world – the word itself is derived from “Slav” (Quickly dear – what’s a Slav?), and the Black on Black African slavery is currently thriving and expanding.
Colonialism? Best thing that ever happened to the Dark Continent. Whites developed resources, built infrastructrure, and attempted to impart Rule of Law, and Civilization. “Missions” go hand in hand with all that. Now the Chinese are all over Africa. They aren’t doing any of the above. They are scooping resources like locusts. Did oyu hear what happened to the striking miners, in Zambia, thi past week? How did the Chinese managers handle their striking employees, Bill?
In the Congo – Black Africans are screaming for Whitey ot come BACK. Billl
Now – blood diamonds? Don’t confuse Whites with Jews, Bill.
I know I about to violate a Prime SWPLdirective – but I am about to bring up Race. (Get the smelling salts ready!). I’ve been following the results of the Human Genome Project, since the data results first began emerging. I’ve been into history since childhood. How many readers, here-in, are aware of the liinks between Race and IQ. Sorry folks – Race matters. Average African IQ ranges between 60-70 IQ points. The problem in Africa lies with Africans. They are generally stupid. They cannot organize their way out of a paper bag – or a jungle. Their dismal cultures, and lack there-of, and behavior in general, is the result of their genetics. If this post gets past the censors – I know I will be crucified. Too bad. Reality is what it is. I am White, so it’s absolutely verboten for me, a White woman, to even mention Race – and it’s Double Triple Thought Crime/Speech Crime for me to ever utter a whisper of anythng even slightly critical, or…oh dear…MEAN, about any member of any other Race – no matter how embarrassingly consistent or true those unfortunate facts may be – especially in regards to the Holy Sacred Magical Negroes. So I will play the Race Card myself, and invoke the marvelous ethno-biologist, Dr. Satoshi Kanawaza. Never mind his decades of experience – he’s Yellow Man – so it’s cool for him to write about how Africans are inherently stupid. He’s tenured with the London School of Economics (oooh! Europe!) – they couldn’t can him.
None of you will be able to avoid reality much longer. You’ll find out for yourselves. Every last one of you….
Earth to Denise: You stated from whatever you read the average African’s IQ is 60-70 points. Think for a moment on the impact of culture and environment has on people in a country. The average IQ of African-American and stress on the part of AMERICAN not in Africa is above 100, the same for Whites and all races in the USA. Different culture and environment, so to point out all Africans or persons of African descent have lower IQ’s due to racial origin is a debunked and outdated statement.
Denise: I don’t know anything about blacks, what can you tell us of the IQ of the scum inbred white trash that lives in your American trailer parks? Have you seen these idiots, or smelled them? I would bet the average Afro-American rapper/president has a higher IQ.
PLEASE write the next blog entry on BLOGS!!! they define white people!!!!!
Bit of a stretch here.
lol.
Coward white person who started this BS blog or racist black- not sure which one.. Hey coward.. do one on stuff black people like or latin people like….. how bout it??? cause without white people this country would look like one giant detroit!! Pussy!!!!! Soft faggot white people on this sucking up to Obama or turning your backs to the MASSIVE black crime rates/destruction of schools, neighborhoods and the FACT black people ONLY like Obama because he is half black and a democrat… Luckily there are still many white people that are not politically correct drones too afraid to confront reality.. Hey. melliot– what’s the matter COWARD… can’t deal with the issue Denise so intelligently put up? ONLY white people( soft liberals) denigrate other white people because you are such politically correct scared fools.. The types Da homeys laugh at!! Let me get back to real white people stuff and making SURE to vote for Romney or any Republican over this horrific racist fake we have as prez.. carry on pussies! melliot: TAKE A Walk in the hood at 2 am and let us know how it went! idiot….. LUCKILY for white people dumb asses!!
Coward… you don’t “know anything” about black people or are you just a brain washed scared rabbit??? read your newspaper or the net and SEE about blacks softy…. PS.. I know there a many good black people too but not too afraid to comment on the insane issues in the ghetto, etc.. you know the SCUM homey thugs that commit crimes every 2 seconds and have kids out of wedlock everywhere and ruin every city they touch? you know..those types… or are you such a coward you can’t deal with reality.. PS…MOVE THERE…. pathetic… get your head out of your ass…
The courage of the racist. It’s awe-inspiring.
Right … I’m so in awe I see no need to validate rascist, homophobic commentary with a response. Maybe that way they’ll troll elsewhere.
Far more than the courage of the pathetic anti white racist cowards Eric.. make me sick… buy some courage, will ya? Still waiting for the “stuff black people like” any day now, right? Take your stroll in the projects will ya?? This whole website is racist ya dumb asses and sooooo cowardly….. yawn…. now go suck up to some people “of color,” cowards instead of treating ALL people equally… Gee, what a concept… liberalism is a mental disorder… weak kneed wimps….
http://www.colorofcrime.com/colorofcrime2005.html Read and actually LEARN something, will ya….
Bill, lighten up…its just a witty blog…geez! Why don’t YOU write one on stuff black/latin/asian/mullatto/martain/trilobyte/hamster/cavemen like. But make sure its as witty, funny and light-hearted as this one. If not, we won’t read it or post comments. And we certainly won’t “like it” on Facebook. I’ll even give you a “stuff that black people like” topic (and I’m black)…let’s see. #1 Volvos. Go Bill! Make sure its witty, funny and light-hearted!
If you have never been to the trailer park, than stay the fuck out homie, we some bad aas white trash muthers
Billy, you need a hamster tucked up your asshole, ease up girlfriend.
I think that you are missing the point of the blog. It’s not an attack upon white people. Rather, it is a satirical analysis of a group of middle class white people, who grew up in the suburbs and whose perceptions of life they only gain through tv, media and books. You are mistaken in calling the bloggers and comment writers cowards. Much the opposite, the cowards are the group of people described. The funny part about this group of people is that they imagine they are so worldly, adventurous and cultured, but really, they are sheltered and ignorant of the challenges that regular people face every day. They are hands off activists, only willing to help if it doesn’t inconvenience them. Before you jump at something you consider to be reverse racism, consider what they mean by the word “white.” They are not describing europeans or americans. It does not single out hard-working european descendants. It does not single out laborers or carpenters or lawyers or politicians or scholars. It singles out people who are ethnically “hipsters.” .
I am going to cockport and get some cock up my ass.
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Peter are you a mel’s trailer parker? I see a trailer park pattern in your writing, yeah you’re a scumbag from Mel’s fabulous shit hole.
Fuck the TED Conference! I’m gay and i want you all to know it!
I’m cumming out
I want the world to know
gotta let it show
watch my flexible lip movement!!
Greg everyone already knows you are a gay boy, please go back in the closet, you give us fruitcakes a bad name.
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I smell hamsters
I smell you rudi, but you and I can have man=sex anyway. Here is my show…I have so many FANS!!
Greg push your shit in, I will be right over.
I like Hell am not hung over and pretending to listen!
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I find it so strange that I am fighting myself on a SWPL blog!! I must be the most stupid, fucking texan cracker that ever walked the face of God’s green earth!
Everyone knows my name and what I believe in. No one knows but me who I am answering to all the time. I see enigma in my dreams. I think about enigma every waking moment. I imagine enigma as a black man (and I hate black people), but I cannot find out his name like he knows mine.
And the funny thing about all of this is that enigma has not written anything!! He cuts and paste only MY STUFF!!
OH, DO I FEEL LIKE A DUMBASSED, RUNAROUND IN A CIRCLE, CHASING MY STUPID FUCKING TEXAN CRACKER ASS AROUND…in front of 81 million white people who read my stuff….
CURSE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU ENIGGGGGAMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
well looky here!! I am number one on google!!! I am now FAMOUS AND WORLD KNOWN!!!
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=stupid+fucking+texan+cracker&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
you should post about adoption (it’s a great thing but mostly white people do it)
Gregalicious aka cornhole! Greger you fab queen, are you still doing drag night at the grape in Amarillo? Stop stuffing your bra and buy some real fake tits and I will buy yous a drink, fago.
I am what I am and I want the world to know what I am!!
Sing along my new hit song about me, will ya?
Mel’s trailer park maybe a shit hole, but its my shit hole, fuck you people that live in buildings. No shower needed, at Mel’s, bring your cigs cause we still alllowed to smoke.
I love suckin dick at the gloryholes!!!!
Enigma♠ ☻the nutt sack҉ ω҉ω҉ω҉ love struck Coon
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii boyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssss!!!
CUM visit me at my gloryhole fag-goat club……
I’m not picky or racist…………………………..
I’m an equal opportunity COCK SUCKER……………………
Don’t forget stickin’ those big fat fag-goat hairy nuuts in ma mout an down ma troat!!!………….and AS MANY AS POSSIBLE!!
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what a fuck up, dude did you see what they said about me on the ray ban joint, wow, outed my 1 incher.
I just outed myself, I have 1 cm.
That’s centimeter to imbeciles like Enigmahomo.
Hey fagalicious did you get that attack hamster jammed up your asshole by rudi the freak homo?
” You should also be aware that the average white person considers their knowledge on the subject to be on par or superior to yours.”
I think this may be true of White Americans– humility is a weakness in American.
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Not here too! on June 30, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Is that racist Enigma COON infecting this thread also with his hate rhetoric??
Gregalicious on June 26, 2011 at 6:20 pm
@ self loathing fruitcake>> the solution to this is to exterminate all white males. i’ll volunteer to be first!
This filthy low down scum needs to be eliminated from this blog, NOW!!
Welcome to my world!!!!!
You don’t insert ‘licious’ onto your name with alil insertion of another kind in your mouth and ……., giggle, you get the picture!!!!
“X” marks the spot!!!
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loseralicious give back my hamster you sick fag perv.
I like in my pooper, yup right up the poop shut, no ky needed here, take that nigma
HAPPY DEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL YOU FAT LAZY SCUMBAG AMERICANS.
Why do you hate white people?
Greg you whore cum get some dink
MENSA is easy to get into, easy as picking up a used table, get it? at a garage sale. Trouble is, it’s a magnet for Gresham’s Law sorted weirdos, and thus not worth it. If you are “dumb”, don’t bother. If you are “smart”, don’t bother.
Rudi please rape me this evening. I’ll bring a bottle of red you like, baby.
Mel’s is my kind of shit hole, trailer park asshole
totally gay loser homo boy. enjoy your aids filled life.
Thanks for the interesting information it’s very useful, keep going on.
LOLZ… another butt hurt blogger that is mad the world doesn’t equate their ‘amazing’ writing with greatness.
Pseudo-intellectuals hate hearing ideas they can’t comprehend. Even when they are watered down for mass consumption.
I’m not stupid, my mommy told me!
HERE I IZE ENIGMA, PRACTACIN’ MY BIG MOMBO MOUT AND CUM DOWN MA TROAT FOR DA BIG DICKS AT THE GLORYHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOOKS JUS LIKES MA RELATIVZ IN DA JUNGLE, REDDY TA RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!
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Suck these nutts niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Big Peter in ma mout (Frampton) Enigma asks you to
Send “Do You Feeeeeeeeeeeeeel Like We Do” to all yo Democunt friends
Do You Feeeeeeeeeeeeeel Like We Do
Well I woke up this morning
with a dick in my hand
Whose dick? What dick?
Why do I love lickin’ that dick?
Must have been a dream
I don’t believe where I’ve been
Cum in ma mout with all that man cream
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
My friend busted a load in ma mout
just the other day
They said “Don’t walk
don’t walk, don’t walk away”
Drove him to a taxi
bent the boot, everyone calls me scum bag.
Had to play some music
love him when he dresses in drag
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Yes ya do Democunts
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Ripple for breakfast
and Sherman’s dick in my hand.
Peached up, Peached Ale never fails
Must have been a dream
I don’t believe where I’ve been
Cum in ma mout wit all that man cream
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Oh that’s true
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Get back.
Do you feel
do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Oh baby do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Oh baby do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Do you feel
do you feel
like we Democunts do?
I want to thank you
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
That’s alright, that’s alright
to feel you’d like to put mo dicks in ma mout
and down ma troat
Feel you’d like a good time
We’ll go to bed and good night
Good night, good night
good night, good night, good night
anyone with a dick in ma mout I’ll bite
no no I will not fight
hey Revvy Wright
dont be up tight
put that mandingo church member in ma mout
it fit just right
I will suck it throughout the night
teach O-bammy an Family how to hate the ki-ke and the white
we not racist we always in the right
allow me to feeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do
I ain’t uptight
Good night, good night
good night, good night, good night
DEMOCUNTS
So, good luck with that, pilgrim.
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Greg you’re so cute and bad, cum to the grape tonight dressed as a dirty little girl, and I will punish you.
Rudi and Greg get a room and keep your perversions to yourselves.
Is a kind of waterproof, windproof performance fleece fabrics.
Honestly, this isn’t stuff white people like. I’m positive that if I asked a group of average white people what TED talks is, they wouldn’t have the slightest clue. This is website is more ‘stuff educated upper middle class in their 20’s like’.
I’m positive that if I asked a group of average white people what TED talks is
Yes I agree most of the ‘likes’ are in the US ‘upper middle class’ or in the UK ‘middle class’ .
In the UK most of this list is 30/40 something (any) ethnic hip professional middle class, the type who reads a certain newspaper and once would spend the weekends ‘raving’ and going on exotic holidays
My likes, is taking up the asshole, and licking Mel’s sack.
To true.
I wish i had 6000$ to throw at them, and a good reason to be invited.
There’s even a TEDx in a couple of weeks where I live, but with the wifey 9 months pregnant (yes, I’m sitting at the edge of my chair as I write this) I can’t really see me going to that either 😥
Real tears here. Almost. ❤ TED.
You probably get a lot of “you should post about ____” comments, but I think you should do a post on “mental illness”. White people love to talk about being bipolar or how they’re “almost certain” that their child has Asperger’s. Of course, most of these people don’t actually have a diagnosis, but they “have done a lot of research”.
Also, I am white and I had never heard of TED before this.
This guy “gregalicious” is a sick weird fag, and piece of shit.
Any white person who claims to know a lot about string theory should also know the entire theory in and of itself is simply a cop-out for a lack of experimental data available.
I recommend watching Clifford Stoll’s talk, John Hunter’s, Sam Richards’ and Ken Robinson’s two. None of which require a PhD to talk about in great depth. Just an open mind and an interest in people.
oooo sho nuff…but string theory addresses this issue, albeit self-serving, it is tittylating.
and lander is also making a generalization here. bobby mcferrin also spoke, and he is no phd…and he is black, but still…even TED needs a token.
that being said, i have watched some mighty fine talks on ted, and i am black.
that being said, i don,t think i will ever attend or get an invite…
THAT being said, “i would never want to be a part of a club that would have me” -marx
lots of feelings hurt on this one chris. good job! you are doing your job.
🙂
ted IS invite only it says so on the website!!!
What is that p.h.d. piled high and deep?
idiot.
Rudi how about a gooey blowjob, and then a lil poop chute action.
splendid thoughts you have documented above. This is simply
The Mel conference, held at Mel’s fabulous trailer park, is invite only. Pure scum, white trash, the unwashed conference. Smellwisers will be served!
There’s not a post for Photography?!?!?!??? Holy Shirt! Brade is right, this is a glaring omission.
@Gregalicious on August 3, 2011 at 11:35 am
Don’t be mad, Cracka formerlly known as Gregalicous….
you can get your name back…… WHEN I’M DONE WITH IT!!!!!
awwwwwwwwwwwwww, nice try niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
trying to deflect the fact you are getting your ASS KICKED??
You know how much I love this Enigma niggaaaaaaaaaaaaa
name and could care less.
You know you will NEVER GET IT BACK.
You know you recently trolled under another moniker crying JIG-A-BOO-HOO asking for me to stop and you would to, ’cause you didn’t have the NUTTS (EXCEPT MINE, IN YOUR MOUT and DOWN YOUR TROAT) TO ADMIT YOU’VE HAD IT…
YA LIL’ PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
YOU’VE TRIED THAT JIG-A-BOO-HOO CRYING GAME SOOOOO
MANY TIMES IT’S PATHETIC….
YA DUMB FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Awwwwwwwwwww, dwid po lil Bawaky get his feeeeeeeeeeeeelings hwurt?
Awwwwwwwwwww, let us recollect the enduring names heaped upon GWB,
Nazi
War monger
Baby killer
The multiple ways they called for Bush to be killed
A movie “documentary” showing his “assassination”
The list goes on…
and on…
for EIGHT STRAIGHT YEARS and COUNTINUES……..
WITHOUT NARLY A CRY OF OUTRAGE FROM THE HYPOCRITE LEFTIST
But Eniwga niggaaaaaaaaaaaa, cant take his Pwesident being called “tar ba-bee”
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You have no retorts for his FUCK UP’S, SO YOU RESORT TO PITY…
PITY
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Enigmafaggot FUCK YOU.
Sit on it, FAGGOT!
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Big Peter in ma mout (Frampton) Enigma asks you to
Send “Do You Feeeeeeeeeeeeeel Like We Do” to all yo Democunt friends
Do You Feeeeeeeeeeeeeel Like We Do
Well I woke up this morning
with a dick in my hand
Whose dick? What dick?
Why do I love lickin’ that dick?
Must have been a dream
I don’t believe where I’ve been
Cum in ma mout with all that man cream
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
My friend busted a load in ma mout
just the other day
They said “Don’t walk
don’t walk, don’t walk away”
Drove him to a taxi
bent the boot, everyone calls me scum bag.
Had to play some music
love him when he dresses in drag
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Yes ya do Democunts
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Ripple for breakfast
and Sherman’s dick in my hand.
Peached up, Peached Ale never fails
Must have been a dream
I don’t believe where I’ve been
Cum in ma mout wit all that man cream
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
How’d ya feel?
Do you, you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Oh that’s true
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Get back.
Do you feel
do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
(instrumentals up ma butt)
Oh baby do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Oh baby do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
Do you feel
do you feel
like we Democunts do?
I want to thank you
Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do?
That’s alright, that’s alright
to feel you’d like to put mo dicks in ma mout
and down ma troat
Feel you’d like a good time
We’ll go to bed and good night
Good night, good night
good night, good night, good night
anyone with a dick in ma mout I’ll bite
no no I will not fight
hey Revvy Wright
dont be up tight
put that mandingo church member in ma mout
it fit just right
I will suck it throughout the night
teach O-bammy an Family how to hate the ki-ke and the white
we not racist we always in the right
allow me to feeeeeeeeeeeeel dick in ma mout like I do
I ain’t uptight
Good night, good night
good night, good night, good night
DEMOCUNTS
So, good luck with that, pilgrim.
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ize needin ta suck some dick
duz how we makin mo democrats in da hooooooooood
ize still a donkey…
i meenz, democrats
@Captain Obvious on July 17, 2011 at 10:39 pm
When you admit this evil POS.
Oh, and notice this is CNN,
Oh, and notice virtually all those critics in the video are NEGRO
Sooooooooooo, ASSHOLE, no Conservative “bias.”
Man, you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally do love the feeeeeeeeeeeeel of my foot up your ass daily don’t ya?
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HI DERE CUCHARACHAS FAGGITTOS!!
IZE JUS OPENED UP MY NEW GAY BAR FOR ALL MY ILLEGAL MEHICANO BUTT BUDDIES, CUM SEE ME, SI’??????
WE OPEN UP OUR BIG CULOS TO FART BIG, THEN LIGHT THEM ON FIRE, SI’?
WATT FUN, NO, SI’??
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HERE I IZE PROMISIN MO DA WELFARES.
DAT ONLY WHEN I CAN GETS A SENTANCE STRAIGHT OUT A MA CROOKED MOUT.
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Nigma stop the gay bashing and leave my girlfriend gregalicious alone! He cries when you’re mean to him and I would like him to lick my balls and asshole clean!
On second thought that was only in my dreams.
Enigma come here, he cries when I’m mean to him and wont let him lick my balls and asshole clean!
OMG the only reason l came to this site today was because I went to TED.com and thought, “wow, this is something white people are really into. I wonder if it is on “stuff white people like”? And the first thing I see is this…. hahaha! Yall read my mind! 😀
Cornhole for dinner every night, and I wished I lived in Rudi’s asshole.
OMG the only reason l came to this site today was because I want this Enigma Coon guy to lick my ass and balls, “wow, this is something black people are really into. I wonder if it is on “stuff black people like”? And the first thing I see is this…. more posts by Enigma the gay faggot looking to suck dick. hahaha! Yall read my mind! 😀
MG the only reason l came to this site today was because
gregalicious you seem mad, truth hurts huh, well I promise not to cum in your mouth, you big fairy, I love a fairy like you that act all tough and then takes in the ass, oh yeah I ‘m gone push your shit in.
craka formelly know as gregalicous, honey you will always sweet ass gregalicous to me. I know you are putting on a tough gangsta act for your black friend, craka! As long as your my lil gregalicous when I shoot aload up your ass.
rudi, you stupid piece of shit, stop shovin other folks shit up your ass and mouth and cum shit in my face.
i havent eaten in a week and your shit has the most highest vitamin content of any i have ever analized, its really tasty two, and less filling.
dont forget to cum all over my face and make me feeeeeel white, even fo just a few precious momints.
No more gregalicous for me. I am a very successful WHITE MAN, I drive a BMW< I am white, do you know who I am, I love to yell that at people. The story of my success, I start my own pay site, cracka.cum, there you will see the awesome gregalicous become craka, the man that sniffs, and licks a mans crack, and then fills it with cream. As for this little black fellow, well if you would like to be whipped, dick whipped cum to crackalicous.
o.k. i give up.
if you folk wont cum on my face and make me feeeeeel white even for a day, i’ll just have to go back to sucking dicks and licking mens asses after they take a king kong dong sized shit, at the gloryholes.
i prefer them anyway, i enjoy the anonimimnity of it all.
sometimes they reeeeeeeeeelly stink, but ya know im getting to reeeeeeeeeeally like that shitty odur.
I have a fat shit coming out right now, you sickos wanna eat it?
smelldogg…
you betcha!
My new site up in espanol, just for you Juan, you can cross my border anytime.
Gregalicous honey, lick my balls in the bmw, you white trash piece of shit, and wear your cowgirl hat, you’re such a success.
rudi honey, lick my balls in the pink caddy, you black niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa trash piece of shit, and wear your street hooker hat, you’re such a failure.
I am as white as snow! You sir are a fraud, with no wit or intellect of your own. Unable to come up with your own stuff, so you copy others, you are a bore, a real snooze act, but good enough to make fun of. Anybody that calls himself gregalicious is GAY! It takes one to know one, and Rudi knows. Stop hiding fagalicous and come out into the open, we will not hurt you, just laugh a little.
There! I said it. Hell No…to B.O, ‘cuz O-bama is NO way to go.
Forget your THC #420 pot-head weed-smoking druggie talk.
Liberalism is a scam, a sham and part of a plot by pres. O-BAM.
More like he’s gonna BAN guns, GOD and private health care.
I am as black as coal! I sir am a fraud, with no wit or intellect of my own. Unable to come up with my own stuff, so I copy others as I have been for the past 3 years, but complain when I get it back, I am a bore, a real snooze act, but good enough to make fun of. Anybody that calls himself Enigma is GAY! It takes one to know one, and black enigma knows. Stop hiding Enigmafaggot and come out into the open, we will not hurt you, just laugh a little.
can you say duh? A poor representation of today’s white person.
I liked your article is an interesting technology
I’m a tough white kid from the wrong side of town, the trailer park. I have not had a shower all week and reek of shit, b.o. and marlboro’s meet me at Mels shit hole if you are looking for trouble.
i here ya whitey, i live in a mud shack in the ghetto and share it with my mammy a crack whore, an my sistas, crack heads.
think it smells bad where you are, this rat hole smells like a million rotten stinking tuna fillets after being puked on by my pimp daddy.
damn my life sucks, just as i do at the gloryholes.
Hey jails are you the br0 that nailed his sista? And your auntie and cousin boo?
Stuff white people like: Boat shoes even if they have never in their life set foot on a sail boat.
To all the wierdos and fags I got nothing but love for you….visit http://www.myurbantree.com
and here i thought i there was something wrong with me my whole life, but nahhh….im just white. hahaa
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I’m a tough guy from the trailer park, 5’4 and full of muscles, brainless, unwashed, and may even have a shit in my pants.
You haven’t posted anything for over a year. Your shit is weak.
I think this blog’s idea of white people is actually synonymous with the “hipster”. I mean not ALL white people are middle class liberal douches.
I’m a tough guy from the trailer park, 5’4 and full of muscles, brainless, unwashed, and may even have a shit in my pants.
thank you for you share!!good post!! nicee!! keep go on!!
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In every case, you can add the word, Liberal to white people.
In any cases you can add the word asshole to white people, as in we love it in the asshole. My man cunt
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# 135 Occuyping man. I stayed a week on wall street and got the crabs and now I back in my mom’s basement, thinking of my next move. Mom wants to know what I want for my 30th birthday, I said a job bitch
You are so hilarious!!! I am busting up over here. As a person of African descent born in America, I love that you get what ‘white people’ are all about…They have insecurities, they fall short and they are frightened of their own mediocrity, just like everybody else. By understanding this, it is much easier for me to understand and really like being around them….as just people, not any particular ‘color’ or ‘culture’… Just as people, quirky, funny people. They then are no longer the amorphous ‘they’, but individuals challenged by life just like me.
Thanks again, you made my day.
Mels fabulous trailer park heaven! Now renting, cheap cheap, no shower or bath but what does a scumbag like you need to wash for…work, ha ha ha
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Yes Mr. Black Enigma, please bring a tour group to Mels white trash trailer park type sanctuary. See white trash scum in their own environment, like going to a zoo. You may want to bring something to cover your noses, these vermin are very dirty and stinky.
Also notice the inbred offspring of the weird white scumbags, utter filth, some sort of final solution should be brought to
america’s trailer park creeps.
the question I get asked the most is , Why do I smell so fucking bad? Well I never ever shower, so there is a build up of orders. Smoking non stop, b.o. and some shit matted to the hair in my asshole helps provide the lovely aroma of the Tim. Your eyes will water, you may even puke! come get a whiff of tim, only at Mels fucking trailer shit palace.
Why do you want to ruin something that brings so many people a different view on life… i don’t care about race or the gaze that an article or journal is written through for surely it is what they say that matters not who they are
@dirty hippie: Your response is what makes this country such an embarrassment. Your next move is to grow up, give your mother some respect, and getting up every morning to look for gainful, legal employment, regardless the pay.
(I know you think you were being funny, but your response tells a lot about your character.)
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Yo man really, really? Character how about to big to fail to little to save, bail outs for wall street fat cats, whats the debt at now 17 TRILLION, and I’m the embarrassment of this nation? People are losing their homes and can’t get any kind of help, but those motherfuckers ride off with bail outs? Print some more money devalue the currency to pay back debt, nice trick, just like stealing, leave the little people with worthless dollars and worthless college educations, I am going to smoke up and chill cause there aint nothing I can do. Ya I said aint just like your fool Herm Cain. You sound like a Newt man, but with no balls, play her safe and vote for Mitt.
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I like my smellwisers, just hanging out at mels shit hole trailer park, yup enjoying my smokes, so fuck all you yuppies I will punch you till your dead, yeah who ever is fucking wit me is going to catch a beating, I keep a list, a beating list. I am going to see a hore now, my fantasy a shemale bigdick, perfect tit hore. I am the 99%
I keep notes from TED talks in my Moleskines. I’m not a member of MENSA, but the Freemasons seem interested in me.
like it up my ass in the back of my famous bmw, nothing better than lil fagalicious.
I didn’t even read the article.
I just wanted to share this video with I hope intellectual people.
It’s kind of racist but it goes hard.
ASSHOLE?
fuck you dude, I am taking a break
Wow, when I read the comments, I guess instead of standing up and denying that these things are true, you debase yourself and prove that they are.
How sad….
Another example of things white people do…trying to make it seem they discover things they don’t
http://www.whitewashmovie.com/trailer/
Africans were surfing before white folks ‘discovered’ it in Hawaii….
I know 1 thing we white folks are the sole creator of, the trailer park, and not using of your fag soap and water, so fuck all you clean peop.e
This blog emphasizes privileges that white people have. They must feel superior than everyone else; they must feel like they are smarter than everyone else. They are wealthiest. Affording to go to a private school for example is no big deal for them. Having money is a privilege that they have. Getting knowledge is also a privilege that they have. All the best positive attributes are then associated to the whites. Whites are at the top of the racial hierarchy.They are placed in the highest class. It is interesting to know that white people want to make themselves look smart, but yet by easiest method and they do not want to be portrayed as lazy. In a sense, if I say I want to look at cliff notes, which used in the article, my race might be portrayed as lazy because they believe it is “unacceptable.”
I hand out the beatings
I think I actually will use both of those sarcastic responses.
I guess this blog is starting to dry up. Sounds like you need some more ideas? Though many of the items on the list are true to white people, I think you could pin point these to white people who were born in North America after 1980. In Europe many of these things are not true. I’ve lived in both places and I grew up working class, but then went to university when I was older, and I think many of these fads and fashions are very much associated with rich middle class kids who don’t really have an identity so they jump on anything that seems cool or unique. I think hipster or urban hippy is the term, and didn’t someone recently write a book called “What was the Hipster?” This blog is a product of the hipster generation: banal, ignorant and boring. Sorry, but the writer of this blog, though self-aware, is still trying to flog a book deal and crap t-shirts. Like all hipster fads, it won’t last for long.
The word “white” does not mean “white” – the writers are only incarnating & making fun of a certain stereotype and happen to be drawing from the current North American culture, often specifically American.
If you feel like these postings are targeting people of certain ethnicity, skin color, or nationality, then you have missed the point entirely – please relax – no one will be stupid enough to seriously assume anything about “white people” (including you) because of this website.
I am Asian born in Asia who is currently living in North America, and I’ve always found these postings to-the-point and hilariously true, because I know that I and many others I’ve met can relate to these. And it really doesn’t matter so much where we are from.
I think my my IQ just dropped 15 points just from reading some of the comments on this blog. Since I am white and want to appear that my “knowledge on the subject is on par or superior” than those of the average commentor, I’ll say only, relax people. Luckily for us all, we have freedom of speech and of press to say and write what we feel and think. Agree or not, I found it to be a funny post. I’m suddenly feeling the need to catch a TED or two.
As a superior white woman I am troubled at some of the comments here, you would think they let the negros on here.
How can someone like TED and still believe in races?…Oxymoron i say…May be the achievements of some white skinned people is celebrated by all white skinned people as their personal achievements.
I don’t quite understand what this blog is trying to say, but
I’m sorry to tell you that this is not just stuff that white people
like. Just because one white person says that he/she likes
something because he/she is into it at college or university
doesn’t mean every other white person has to know or
pretend to know about….like an Anthropologie or a Holy Bible
Nascar edition?? what are these things?! Look, don’t make
the mistake of painting yourselves with the same brush…you
will just have a problem with losing your identities to
whomever simply posts in the name of white people first.
One more thing that I saw up there that was outrageous was
what looked like a poster of the Cannes film festival as
something that white people like? WTH lol! Please explain
why we got the right to claim that boast for?
(…and I dare you to ignore my post because of bad grammar..^_^)
Merry Christmas and this site is ok…
p.s. stop with all the assuming, i.e thinking before thinking.
p.p.s Did you even know what the about the TED conference
before this blog, because I didn’t.
I took it in the ass at cannes freak fest.
Blondecunt, what are you saying?
LOL, wut
As a superior yuppie white woman, I find the comments here bothersome, I highly doubt a really creative caring white person would make these comments, unless there are some filth white trash types, that are jealous of fab whites like me. Just look at Dickie.
Idiot
fuck you assholes, stay the fuck out the trailer park, we dont need no soap or water, just a couple a quarts a beer, meth, welfare check, white boy heaven.
LOL great blog. And great comments too, the humor just never ends here. 😉
To all the commentors who are vigorously typing away a defense of yourself or white people you may know…jokes on you hahaha.
To the commentor called “Jess” on Dec18, you’re so right. Thanks for trying to explain it to others. I dont even attempt to.
Sort of hilarious to me that the one friend I have who is always talking to me about TED is black.
Check this out:
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It’s funny.
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Just back from vacation. Went to Mel’s fabulous trailer park. Really a mans holiday. No washing, or shaving, just drinking eating and puking. I enjoyed picking nose and flicking it on the walls, nobody cares, its great, my beard had snots, eggs, and a butt in it. I was so drunk I shit my pants, and I just fit in with all the scum at mels!
Wow. So it’s true what they say about you all. Very competitive and needing to be better, smarter. FYI: this is one of traits that makes white people irritating to be around. You can never just relax scared that your shortcomings will be exposed. Guess what? Always needing to prove yourself IS a shortcoming. Very unattractive.
Thanks for the kind words smellski. Mel’s is here for the ultimate white man’s vaction. For just $499 You get one trailer at mel’s trailer park, no shower or bath so leave your bitch wife at home! unit has a big fridge for lots of brews. Parking spot for one pickup truck. Microwave oven for gourmet cooking, couch for passing out on. tv for football and for additonal fee some porno’s. My meth addict daughter is also on site for blow jobs, she swallows and spits on the dick and her boyfriend ty has all kinds of drugs to smoke, shoot, snort. Get fucked up for a week at mel, don’t worry about appeareance no shower, shaving, or clean clothes, cum as you are, leave a debased moron.
I went on holiday at Mel’s. It was as advertised. Just hanging out getting wasted, with no worries, there is a seedy little strip joint walking distance from mel’s. I got drunk and party with hookers, drunks, and dopers, all a good time. Mel’s daughter is awesome, a real beauty, meth freak missing teeth, but she blew the first night. The only caution, and red flag, is mel’s chilli. WOW, flaming hot and I was in pain, my asshole was on fire, Mel told me to drink it off, I tried passed off, woke with my pants off and mel putting out my fire by pissing in my asshole, gross, fuck you mel, other than that a great trip and the concept is brillant!
It’s so lucky for me to find your blog! So shocking and great!
Wow, bitter much?
Yeah Mel’s vagrancy special is pretty fucking good. Its like Brave New World and you get to go live with the savages for week. Unwashed filth of our white lowlife trailer park hell holes.
@duder, fuck u man, I am security at mels, and you were out of control shit faced and puked all over the fucking trailer, now the new people are in there and said they could deal with it, I told I will deal with you motherfucker.
One of the questions I have been getting is: What are the thing to do at Mels besides getting drunk and high? Well we do have a nose picking and snot flicking contest. The yearly beauty contest Miss Mel’s trailer park. For family night we sit around a garbage pile we light on fire and tell tales of incest. Just good ole trailer park fun.
the ted conference has been replaced by the Mel’s conference. A gathering of degenerate trailer park scum, we discuss foodstamps, ssdi claims, meth whores, incest. The joy of smelling like week old B/O or guest speaker, the smeller is a trailer park lifer and legend.
Wow, the ignorance you spout…way to not get the point of the blog at all.
The wealthiest? No big deal affording private school? I went to a private school because it had the major in the field I wanted to go into, one that no public school in the state did. I’m going to be paying off the debt for the rest of my life…yeah, I wish someone would’ve told me about this “white people money” that I’m so privileged to have.
“Getting knowledge” is available to anybody at anytime, not just to whites, but you have to have the motivation to go get it. With the amount of knowledge spread over vast volumes of encyclopedias, newspapers, magazines and books(nevermind THE INTERNET being at your disposal), you have no excuse not to educate yourself.
Get over the persecution complex and use your time to better yourself rather than complaining about a humorous satirical blog.
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what is on the menu at Mels fabulous trailer park? Are you still serving Jam sandwiches made from the best hillbilly heroin, perk 30’s? Also I need a crab free pig to fuck, how are this weeks whores?
Its not that the guy shit his pants, but that its like a week ago and he has not changed them. Shit, b.o. coffee and newports, what a fucking stench, the guy just reeks of shit.
I need a bump, bump me a few fat rails and I’m ready to roll, white people like drugs, and the boys need a bump.
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fuck a rip van winkle, what was his record? I have not had a bath in 3 years.
I am a cool, hip, rich young dude, I went on a tour of Mel’s shit hole trailer park for white trash, I puked> so gross, smells like rotten fish, and assholes. Really scum lowlife people, not dangerous, just low I.Q. white people, very sad, they have no degrees, or sense of style, I doubt any of them have read the classics. Rubbish!
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I just read through the list and did not see cornholing? White people love the corn hole!
I luv the smell of shit in the morning, nothing better at Mels trailer park, I luv just sticking my fingers up my asshole and the just smelling the great aroma of my soiled finger. Only at Mels
deep thinking from Mels trailer park: I was digging my asshole out this past weekend, lots of old dried shit built up and matted to my asshole hairs, the smell was fucking gross, and I thought fags wants to shove their dicks up another man’s asshole? Fucking sick, also the girls all like the ATM sick too, I dont want none of you ass loving freaks near me, I will stick to a nice safe jerk-off. Trailer park wisdom for you scumbags.
White people love ginger ale. I do!
@tim, my friend have you heard of soap and water? you can actually take a bath, and shit will not just build up and dry up in your rectum, causing you to STINK like shit.
I am a borderline retard, I live at mels trailer park, and like to drool on myself.
The emanations of sanctimonious hipster whiteness cascades off your comment like global warming induced icebergs calving into the sea of concern and TED. Now, go wash your ironic greasy hair, buy shirts that fit and quit wearing girl pants. Also, don’t let your feelings of inadequacy and helplessness interfere with your plans to make a better life for yourself.
It is now easier to attend given the development of TEDx.
This site SHOULD be called Stuff Liberal White People Like…just sayin’!
shit and fall back in it, just a game we play at mels fab trailer park
Ironically, you now have to add this site to its own list..
Your site is now mentioned here : )
http://jezebel.com/5905291/a-complete-guide-to-hipster-racism
lol…white people love to correct
And I agree with your statement. But I think they didn’t want a URL that would prevent them from coming here. But I do think the site owner knew that white liberals would be the primary audience. White liberals are very race-oriented…so they’d love the URL. Also, as this site points out, white liberals love to feel superior so they would like how this site makes fun of others…even if it means some self-deprecation.
Personally, I stumbled on this site by accident, but, despite not being a liberal, I am white and, thus, must love this site. Indeed, I laughed heartily at many of my co-workers and family members…even myself…for the stupid things we do.
If you want to see white Republicans critiqued, watch ANY Daily Show or Colbert Report. Also, this site pointed me toward Vice.com which had a funny piece about How to Dress like a Right-Winger: http://www.vice.com/read/how-to-dress-right-wing
It appears that we all do foolish things.
This is the best. My brother in law, (a white guy) pretty much always tries to show me TED talks when I go over to their house (which is in a very trendy part of Austin.)
He and my sister like most of the things on this website.
As an aside, why are is there so much bickering in the comments section of this website?
THIS IS VERY VERY RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A SITE CALLED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG!!! I have watched countless TED talks and I must agree this is truly Stuff White People Like.
this is so racist against whites, I think I will go have a cry.
Awwww looks like some one has a problem with white people? Your list sucks. Half of that crap is bogus. You obviously do not know many white people other than what you watch on tv.
The true things on the list indicate a healthier lifestyle. Ummm Going Outside? Are you serious?
And people that have WORKED hard and EAR
NED the money they have are excellent advocates to help others in need
This is why the black community has the problems it does, but you know what? Keep up with that slave mentality because the black community are burying themselves and their culture as we speak. P.s. yes I do know you are a black person. Dont deny it.
Stop blogging about stupid stuff and GO O
UTSIDE and live your life!
dumbass
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dont let those tears hit your keyboard
LOL what a perfect example of the primal being that you are!
I am on welfare right now, foodstamps, safe link, section 8, free health care, free heat, hot water, no taxes, food bank, free cab vouchers, dental care, free lights, living good, no work and happy about it sucka, glad you earned your money, jesse love, sounds like you have an std.
I may have just shit my pants, therefore a bath might be in order sometime later this week.
Why is it when someone makes a remark against white people and the speaker’s race isn’t stated or seen, the audience automatically thinks the speaker is a black person?
White people have rape, pillaged, destroyed, and enslaved other colors of people…is it because of guilt?
Historically, white people have proven to be the most savage and I can give you 8 billion reasons why.
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lol looks like a lot of ppl on here are offended that something they really like actually appears on the “list of stuff white people like”…
It’s not our fault that brown people are inferior and easy to take advantage of now is it?
“White people have rape, pillaged, destroyed, and enslaved other colors of people…is it because of guilt?” … and other races haven’t???? You realize “white” people during the slave trade never stepped foot on African soil….. We didn’t have too… The africans conveniently brought there enslaved brothers to the coast and sold them into slavery…. There was no raping pillaging or destroying… at least not by the white race…. It was africans doing the raping pillaging and destroying… as they still are in every 3rd world african country out there. Oh you say this happens because they are in a third world country…. and I say they are in a third world country because the country’s population is black….. Which brings us on to Apartheid rulers. The apartheid countries booted out there White leaders….. and quickly descended into civil strife/war…. That was 30-50 years ago…. Today… still the same…. Went from prosperous countries to third-world countries in a matter of weeks in most cases. Yes, white people were involved in the enslaving of blacks in the Americas… Yes this was wrong… but that was 100 years ago… and we are still paying “reparations” and feeling guilt… why I do not know? Had nothing at all to do with us. Plus, many other races were enslaved… the chinese built our railroads…. do we hear them crying constantly… We damn there wiped out the indians…. but the blacks are the only ones still whining and wanting handouts….
#135 Stuff white people like- getting defensive and showing their true racist colors when confronted by their own racism.
“…and I say they are in a third world country because the country’s population is black…” whoever wrote this clearly has zero understanding of history, no knowledge of the history of colonization, slavery, capitalism, nothing. You have no business writing anything about race or class. You’re just scared because you will soon be the minority. Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to treat you just as you have treated us for the last 400 years. Good luck.
I see that there are still some idiots who believe that brown skin should be a sin! LOL, stupid cracker, I would be offended, but, knowing your kind, I will save that emotion for something more worthy…. like seeing you mother naked. That would offend EVERYONE!!!
Look Hypocri-ASS, how soon we forget our history. One of my favorite little fun facts of America is that the original slaves were not black, but white!!! Yes cracka, YOU PEOPLE enslaved your own kind first, but white slaves were called
“endentured servants”, aka SLAVES!!! Look that up and do the math BOY. And guess what, the ghost of those Cracka Slaves lives on today via the Klan and all the other racist groups who fit snuggly in the racist Poor White Trash catagory.
One of the dirty little secrets about the US is this, the most hated class of people are not of brown skin, but WHITE. Yes, if you want to hurt someone, call them Poor White Trash! A white man would rather be called a Nigga. LOL!!! You see, after all the oppression blacks dealt with, the brothas still rose up and over the oppressors. Just look at the President…. nuff said on that! I would elaborate on what I said earlier more indepth, but I figure…. why bother with you. Common sense is not one of your more stronger gifts. So with that said Hypocr-ASS, I will simply say………
always bet on BLACK
8)
Off to the vinyard for the weekend over to P-town and maybe up to cockport and get some cock up my ass.
No no, i think he’s talking about the TED conference on this one.
Its my ass and I like cock rocking it!
Funny, if I started talking about what “black people” like, particularly in ways like those used here, I would be hounded to death for being racist.
So since when did TED start openly promoting racism?
(The answer, of course, is THEY DID NOT & DO NOT, but this author certainly seems to do so!)
Wow, slavery has been extinct here for how many years and you’re still obsessed with it?
Here’s another “fun fact” that, apparently, you either don’t know or don’t care to admit: Black slaves were enslaved by blacks – warring tribes in Africa would raid each other, killing many, raping the women, and would enslave survivors then sell them off to the evil white slave traders.
Plus many whites, like my ancestors, were constantly fighting AGAINST slavery and we won – so we’re more than a bit tired, all these years later, of people still going on about something THEIR OWN KIND WAS DIRECTLY INVOLVED IN PERPETUATING, even to this day. That’s right – slavery still goes on to this day in many countries where “people of color” are in charge.
Funny that you complain about whites when whites are the ones who fight hardest AGAINST slavery today.
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I like the hellfire club, a place where people of quality can perform immoral acts, that was for our founding fathers, now you can just check yourself into a trailer park and do whatever to whoever!
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What the hell is with white people!? I’m African American, all I need is a spear, and some competing tribe to slay and enslave the women of and I’m happy.
White people have to come along with writting, literature, cars, trains, rockets, computers, science, evolution, jets, cell phones, mass communication, modern life saving medacine, and the internet. Just leave us alone.
Us African Americans dont need any of that stuff. We wil ltake your guns s owe can waste competing tribes and create war, but other than that… we dont need your education system or science. We can make up a god and believe thunder is his disapproval and we need to slay more women; and we can learn from our elders. Great REAL white people!
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Life gets mundane, boring and predictable. We are all on auto, however there is one wildcard God has given us, you never know when this will occur or where. No I’m not talking death. I am talking about taking a shit. Really I took one on Monday about 6;30 am, the next one was Wednesday at 2 in the afternoon. I have no clue when the next lil fellow will come ripping down my poop chute, could be at work or at church, but I know its a lil suprise, awesome, my own composte, right in my asshole.
When white folks can’t get that coveted invitation, they just make their own TED-x conference.
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This oregon shooter punk, was mad he was still a virgin and had no shot at a girl. That is why whores are so important. Whores do the work of the lord, if it weren’t for those speacila ladies men would have killed ecah other long ago. I told my own daughter to consider prostitution as a career joice. some trailer park wesdom for you scumbags.
Why is light skin the only “race” for which blatantly racist remarks such as this are so acceptable? Race is in quotations because “white people” encompasses a variety of different cultures, all of whom are very different, and generalizations like this contribute greatly to the totality of the racist mindset. Check yourself, my friend.
you can try to tell me all you want that I am an idiot because I don’t find this website in the least bit funny…Your sense of humour is not my sense of humour thank you. I will decide what I find to be funny. Humour….or what people try to pass as humour these days Is all about four letter words, put downs, us vs. them mentality. I am a stranger in a world I don’t recognize anymore and I am not even that old. I don’t know, I seem to remember humour like carol burnett, flip Wilson, cosby show, golden girls. This is contentious garbage…yes garbage….no it is not hip, avant garde, cutting edge or anything….it’s just garbage
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kids my ibs is acting up, so I am going over to my bosses desk and drop a shit in it, think the asshole will know who?
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People have asked me to give my thoughts on asian women, as I am unable to get into # 11 I will express my thoughts here. The average chink does seem to stay fit longer than your average American type whore, I would also say chinks seem to be alot less bitchy, so yes I would like to give a chink a chance, so if any chinka wants to hook up with a trailer park kind of guy, I am your smell, I mean man.
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Trailer park manifesto will soon be realesed so hold tight smoke a menthol, and the L will be there, ijust realesd a bowl movement so think of that. Went to shake hands with a fan, and asked what hand do you wipe with, I shook the other, another gem from the timbecile
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Stuff white people dont like, picking up after their fucking pets. I step out of my trailer right into a fresh pile of dog shit. My woman, daughter (one in the same at the trailer park) says its human shit, right in front of my trailer door, I say nope its dog, I tasted it an know the difference twix man and beast.
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The whites, thats right, the annual used underwear drive to bennefit trailer parkers. Folks we need your used soiled stained streaked, with blood shit or piss undies. Its a big hit at the trailer park, what you white people consider dirt and old is like new to us. contact timbecile the imbecile of mels fabulous trailer park, pay if forward donate your undies today!
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brown lipstick in the cooperate suit. white people will do anything to avoid real work, suck the bosses dick and lick his asshole, thats what we are about, I will be giving a trailer park talk on the importance of ass kissing, a white thing.
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You young people need to conserve water, soap, smell like me dont flush the toilet, just like in the trailer park, where all scum of the earth end up.
Yo just took a big bloody dump, I will post the pics on my facebook page, capt. timmy tankerman/moron,
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Happy thanksgiving to all you white scumbags, much to be thankful for, with what you did to Native Americans, Africans, taking part of Mexico away, Eskimos, Locking us Japs, Sending the chinks packing after they built your railroads, fucking Nazi’z, Barrack always says “Thats not who we are” from the trailer park, I say its who you are, white privilage mother fuckers. I gotta take a shit and think on this, but you white scum should do something kind, make up for what your ancestor creeps did.
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hustling, opportunism, swindling, huckstering, shystering, flim flaming, elitism, blowharding, white guilt, listening to Garry Keilor talk really slowly about apples.
I just to a huge refreshing shit. Now the key is I did not wash my hands, As I sit here I am just enjoying the smell of my finger tips, on the hand that I used to wipe my asshole. Smells great, smelliots “I am far to busy to wash”
Kids, I like section 8 housing, what a great country!
Lol I just can’t. This is so true, especially with white males in stem.
Glad to hear you are enjoying, Quanda! You see white Americans have no culture, we gave it up, for the American dream, the melting pot. America is not a country, it is a company. It all comes down to green, nothing else matters. You see we have no soul, a true devil. How else could we do such inhumane acts?
going in for a huge dump, as I sit there and shit, I will think of all you white scumbag losers, because you remind me so much of my shitski
Hola, white snowflakes, your special, a special little piece of shit. You and your life have no meaning, that is why you are here to get meaning from capt. tim of mels fab. I have the right to be buried at sea, off a garbarge barge.
who do you kids like the big fight? I like the colored kid, think he will win onve the white one. Cant affored to watch at old mels trailer park, so let tim now ow wins her, got to fo drop a load of shit out of my trusty asshole.
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Plating. Tim, why plating? and what is it? Plating is when you take a paper plate, shit on it. And then place the paper plate up in your bosses ceiling tiles. trailer park justice, dont fuck with trailer parkers
I JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT! ONLY A WHITE MAN CAN SHIT LIKE THAT. TRAILER PARK RULES
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I think white people in general are assholes, I won’t say worldwide, just America. Liberal snowflake fools, or cracker redneck, god fearing bible retards, anything but a decent person. White woman are just fucked up. Man are half gay, all scum.
Wow, this whole site is all about the retard. Capt. Tim. of Mel’s Fabulous trailer park. Tim Posted a new vid on youtube. He shits himself on a train and sits next to a black women, funny shit.
let go my eggo, think on that bitch
Ya, your pres. is a retard, and so are you, all of you.
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Stuff that white people like…at number 134 – TED Talks and Conferences (Conversations for acceptances in Technology and Education Demonstrations). I love talk shows about new products and services like they show on TV – commercial break – brand new product, exciting super services, whole number point nine nine currency units only and your participation is optional.
When there’s nothing on, I love watching talk shows like Opera and Dona Hue.
All great points saryansha. But you failed to mention your Jerry Springer show, shat up wit dat? The last ten minutes is all you need to watch. Jerry turns the mich, over to thhe audience, and they insult the guest, very funny stuff. I was just channel surfing when I blew by, and heard, this is for the fat slut in the green dress, I had to flip back. The dumb fat whore, just sat there and took insult after insult, calling her a fat pig dumb slut, much like you.
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The question I get asked the most would be. Tim, will you finger me?
millennials, try this! Just took a huge delicous dump. now dont flush let the smell grow on you, see that. takes over your hole trailer. thanks Capt. Tim
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My greatest dump, well happened last fall. In a public restroom, no less. Yes it was like my whole insides just came out. Huge, huge dump, after dump, I was fucking dying, then the wiping took all of the toilet paper. Now the bowl was almost overflowing with shit. The smell was hell. I covered the bowl over with the paper seat covers. left and went to the sink, while washing my hands, a moron proceeded into the stall I just used, as I left laughing, all I could hear was “oh my God” yes my shit is a God.
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If I hate everything white people like, will that make me feel superior? Has anyone tried this?
Kids, just took a whopper of a dump! Can you smell the shit cumming through your screen? Fuck you douche bags
The other day I watched an interesting report on the TED about the LGBT movement, the guys are certainly great fellows, it’s hard to imagine what difficulties they go through. There would be more such videos about gays and our world would be better.
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TO my ladies, here is an idea worth spreading. My friend we will call here Suzi cream cheese. She told me she has an STD. What to do. Well lucky you. Here is what to do. You know that asshole you hate at work. yes. Well now is the time to have a drink with him, maybe some pills and a good fuck. But he is married. YES give them both an STD. That is how we white girls spread it!
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I have said it before, Karen you fat whore pig, you make me sick, want to fucking puke, nobody on the earth wants to fuck you, butt you can fuck off pig
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The young ladies out there have asked me to cum up with a new porn video. Its in production, the title will be, I AM HUNGOVER. Loosly BAsed on a biker trailer park. My dick is a Harley you kick it to start. Huge Cock Capt tim, check it out, where you get your pornos from. your welcum
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