The recent news that Conan O’Brien will be replaced by Jay Leno has caused white people to erupt with rage and hostility. You might even expect them to lash out and do something about it like take to the streets or write a letter to NBC to voice their dissatisfaction with the network. But no, […]
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#131 Conan O’Brien
Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2010| 1,483 Comments »
#128 Camping
Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2009| 1,334 Comments »
If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something.” White people refer to it as “camping.” When white people begin talking to you about camping they […]
#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos
Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009| 1,028 Comments »
When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos. […]
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2008| 1,058 Comments »
Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug. Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European, it is completely unacceptable for them to act like rappers. This distaste […]
#106 Facebook
Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2008| 2,052 Comments »
Social Networking sites have been embraced by white people since their inception. Because these sites use profile pages, white people can more efficiently judge friends and future friends on their taste in film, books, music, and inspirational quotes. Advanced level white people, fearful of being judged on their tastes from last week, will often only […]
#91 San Francisco
Posted in Travel on March 23, 2008| 1,554 Comments »
San Francisco is one of the top US destinations for white people in terms of both travel and living. It is universally agreeable and is a safe discussion topic for any situation. The city is considered one of the world’s premiere locations for white person research. White people like to vacation in San Francisco because […]
#84 T-Shirts
Posted in Products on March 7, 2008| 876 Comments »
Many people and cultures view t-shirts as a simple piece of apparel that can be acquired cheaply and worn in casual situations. For white people, it’s never that easy. The t-shirt is one of the most complex and expressive items in their entire wardrobe. Your choice of casualwear says a lot about you, and there […]
#52 Sarah Silverman
Posted in Culture, People on February 4, 2008| 751 Comments »
White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program. The […]