#19 Traveling
January 23, 2008 by clander
White person travelling can be broken into two categories – First World and Third World.
First world is Europe and Japan, and man, this travel is not only beloved but absolutely essential in their development as white people.
Every white person takes at least one trip to Europe between the ages of 17-29. During this time they are likely to wear a back pack, stay at a hostel, meet someone from Ireland/Sweden/Italy with whom they have a memorable experience, get drunk, see some old churches and ride a train.
What’s amazing is that all white people have pretty much the same experience, but all of them believe theirs to be the first of its kind. So much so that they return to North America with ideas of writing novels and screenplays about their experience.
Upon returning home, they will also find an affinity for a particular beer or liquor from a country they visited. They use this as an excuse to mention their travels when at a bar. “Oh, I’ll have a Czechznlishiyush Pilsner. You see, that was my favorite beer when I was travelling through Slovenia and the Czech republic.”
The second type of white person travel is Third World. This is when they venture to Thailand, Africa or South America. Some do it so that they can one up the white people who only go to Europe.
But like with Europe, white people like to believe they are the first white people to make this trip. As such, they should be recognized as special and important individuals.
That’s right, by going to a country, riding around on a bus or train, staying at a hotel or hostel and eating – they are doing something important for the world.
If a white person shows up in your country, you can make them feel fantastic by saying how you’ve never seen a white person before, and that you are amazed by their iPod – “a device that plays many songs? impossible!”
They might give it to you, then you can sell it for profit. Repeat as necessary.
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Three things to keep in mind when considering WASPilgrimage:
1) Anything South of Texass is Mexico.
2) Countries that don’t have/eat cows or eat uncooked food
are backwards and wrong –for proof see malnutrition
and shortness.
3) Going back to Europe is the white person equivalent of a
dog eating its own vomit.
Geeze, we coulda writteb this in the Revco sack wihile waiting in line at the Munch Parlor. Live and learn, man, THE DUDE ABIDES.
Sadly yes, white people suck. Even sadder for me, I was the one kid in the family who got that pigmentation disorder so while the rest of my family is clearly olively skinned mediaterranean beauties, I LOOK WHITE. *sighs*
So now, when I go to Europe, all the European people will look at me like I’m a regular tourist, even though I’m in Italy to visit family and they’ll all pat me on the back and chuckle to themselves when I speak Italian.
Frick. Double frick.
Scrubs quote =)
I love it.
oh, you’ll get over it once you recognize that it really is soooo much better being white. Plus Italians are Europes n$#*ers
Fun fact: All white people want to be black, all black people want to be Italian. Therfore everyone wants to be Italian.
Weak
most black people i know hate eyetalians…
These dumb white folk go to visit other countries because they are pent up with guilt. They “care” superficially about truly learning about new cultures, people etc… rather they are bored, have lame-ass jobs, and need something to kill time for 2-3 weeks. So they pretend to get down with the 3rd worlds, shop at some slum, or ride a 2nd class train in rip-off europe to get down with the peeps. it is all a sham. Adds some “excitement” to an otherwise hum-drum white life. Now if you will excuse me, Jimbraski will go to work and penetrate a 3rd world ingrate.
Somebody’s Cranky!
funny stuff, but what do i know
lol guilty!
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rofle bofle, funny shit…n i came across this website as its written with wordpress in my computer class…anyways, the travel part should have the following in the 3rd world country:
white people do not go to 3rd world countries to experience the culture or anything, but simply meet up with other white people – then exploit and rape the place…once that has happend they move on to the next place. so basically the same thing as they do in the white country with other white peopl, the only difference is that it is CHEAP.
that’s my call
Now we’re getting white people mistaken with Americans – the label “American” transcends races and genders.
LOL, i should try the sell the ipod idea…LOL
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