If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
Word!!
WOW this post is dead on, I love Joni Mitchell.
First comment!
Oh yeah, also…
First!
Jesus was a black man lynched Italian style
I just pooped
… I think that covers it.
Why does the time say 1: 02 when I posted, but the real time is 2:02?
dangit
haha, cobrasnake and vice do suck.. girls with bangs are totally hot though dang
Bangs are fierce.
Nailed it. yes. Best when coupled with heavy, nerdy glasses.
Haha, the Vice suck made my weekend already! I really hate those posers.
As far as I’m concerned, bangs are for people with low foreheads.
ninth!
JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN LYNCHED ITALIAN STYLE
O YES.
Uh…bang a girl with bangs…bang bang bang…
Awesome! My fiance had bangs when we meet… It is all coming together
Sure. Bangs are likable right now. Check back in 2011. It’ll be girls using crimping irons and hot rollers who get all the friends.
What about dudes with bangs?
haha you’re a fucktard
this is right on — i had a bangs stage, although they looked really shitty on me…
Some of these entries have a grain of truth, some are really a stretch, but “girls with bangs” is downright desperate.
i love girls with bangs
Venti-ith!
Don’t forget Louise Brooks. Although those bangs were more hip a ways back. They like ’em longer now. More Feist.
Remember what happened to Peter’s bangs on Heroes.
The asians, the girls with bangs – you and I clearly are kindred spirits.
this goes hand in hand with #11 Asian Girls because almost all asian girls have bangs!
Wow, I got mine in there just it time! Lori65 didn’t coordinate that at all – honest!
I think only white women like this. White men either don’t care or are smart enough to keep their mouth shut.
damn it!
I usually like this site…but this one is stupid. First of all…noone with any taste likes bangs, they are disgusting and stupid. Second of all, i know more ethnic people with bangs then white people….white people have better taste then that.
stupid post.
I am white.
I still prefer the Hispanic “tease up and spray” look, where hair is decorated and molded up into a shelf-like apparatus capable of housing a number of books, or perhaps a mid-sized housecat or groomed fern.
This entry should have been “yogurt.”
When the hell have you ever seen ANYONE but white folk eat yogurt?
well done David; way not to be a fucktard.
you forgot to mention how much better your own blog is though.
Not your best work clander.
Shark. Jumped. Write 1 book and everything goes to shit.
This is bullshit. Bangs are for sorostitutes, and they always do that think where they clip them strait back to the top of their head completely nullifying the hair cut. It looks awful. As a white person I have never noticed this trend nor have I heard any of my male friends talk about how hot bangs are. White guys like hot faces with perky boobs. They couldn’t really care about whether or not the girl has bangs.
are you from Jersey? you seem to be referring to “mall hair.”
It’s really annoying how readers constantly criticize the blog writer. It’s called ‘satire’ and is meant to be taken lightly. Of course, not every post is exactly right – let’s face it though, white people do love sweaters! – but that’s what makes it funny. It’s so entertaining because it’s ridiculous. So…*hmph*…white people must love visiting blogs then picking them apart too. Swish!
Ugh. I hate girls with bangs. They look like trailer trash.
What? Bangs are not for adulthood, little girls have bangs straight down.
hmm…this got such a negative reaction.
Im not from Jersey. I guess thats why I didnt know it was called “mall hair”. Either way, they’re both for retards.
No offense to retards.
Retards of any color. Of course.
guys with bangs…unacceptable
She’s pretty!
It’s funny because in every single “indie scene”, the chick with bangs is always the most popular.
i really doubt that he was black.
This is WAY stupid.
Next…
No one has ever said this before. EVERYONE, TAKE NOTE! Torie’s onto something!
A-fucking-men.
Avec hairspray will make a comeback and singlehandedly ruin the ozone.
Nice to see the blog get back to normal…the contest thing was pissing me off.
GROOMED FERN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don’t like the bangs.
http://Behindthelateshow.com
Totally agree.
I wonder if even more popular than ‘girls with bangs’ is ‘girls with bangs with thick, baby-blue, wool beanie caps pulled down over their head so that the bangs peek through on the forehead and nothing else.’ Toss in a nosering and an iPod playing Le Tigre and you’re done.
– Neil
My blog: http://www.1000awesomethings.wordpress.com
this is the lamest entry ive ever seen. im white-i demand better entertainment!
I’m happy to say that I’ve never heard of Cobrasnake. Cobra Kai, yes. Cobra Commander, absolutely. Cobrasnake? Nope. I’m relieved to think that I’m neither cool enough to know about it/him/her/them nor so cool that I know about it/him/her/them and disdain it/him/her/them.
I’m a girl with those bangs. Trust me, I ain’t popular now.
this one is quality, just like that post about shorts. nobody other than white people wears their bangs like that. or wears shorts.
it might be about time to retire this thing…
I never knew bangs were to keep the hair out of the eyes. LOL. I think white people like Paris. I mean the city not the girl.
let the insults begin – i’m a white woman and i prefer bangs. why? i have a huge forehead and if i didn’t have bangs i would look like i belong in a freak show – scaring children and little puppies.
so there. i’ve said it.
Good Lord.
I just heard about this site today, and usually sites like these have great comment sections.
Who pissed in all of your organic yogurt cups???
I feel like I’m sitting at a table full of double-collared Yale grads named Lance, Kip and Hastings, all bitching because the crust on their seasoned wheat loaf falls half a digit below their preference on Moh’s Hardness Scale.
(Insert sound of geophysicists laughing.)
Well, since everyone else seems to do it here, I’ll do it too. If you want a down-home, offensive, immature, short-entry blog, here you go. Leave your penny loafers at the home page. If your an elitist intellectual snob, please DO NOT click below. Peace!
http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/
Cobra Commander! Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!
I can’t believe how hard I laughed at that. I completely forgot about him.
and white people can’t spell. Retard! So you have better taste if you don’t have bangs?
I love you Jenny Lewis!!!
My hairstyle works again!…if I try something else I look wrong.
I was wondering when I’d come across this again…
Do white people like They Might Be Giants? There’s thing song about bangs they wrote…
http://tmbw.net/wiki/Bangs
This is beyond stupid……
Ok, this is a step in the right direction towards getting back to form. But the end line is completely off. Rather, its usually this girl who secretly WANTS to be popular/the center of attention, but tries to act as though she could care less (and is too cool to care). Usually these girls are just fucking dorks w/ a make-over and very few can pull it off b/c they’re just not good enough looking. Its actually a hard hair cut for a girl to look good in. Of course, this doesn’t stop white women though. For example, check out all the older white women w/ androgynous hair cuts that make them looks like transgender men wearing women’s clothing? Do these cows think they’re Audrey Hepburn or something? That’s white women for ya’.
Huh?
Chicks with bangs are hot. Well white chicks, at least.
She bang? Sorry to quote a bad song lyric. What about white people and cooking shows?
BE WARNED HOWEVER:
(on dating the girl with bangs)
sometimes having bangs means the girl is just trying to hide her freakish five-head and there is a distinct possibility her hair is slowly thinning/receding and she will one day look like mr. drummond.
methodicalnouns.blogspot.com
The operative word being HAD. A sign of things to come perchance?
Bangs are usually worn ironically. Irony is the epicenter of What White People Like. They are an homage to when things were simpler; childhood or the 80s. Take your pick. At any rate, if White people like it, it means that they must have taken it from a visible minority (Read Rock & Roll, Karaoke, Space Exploration, Curry etc.). This is just like a virtual pat on the back for all things that visible minorities have done. Great work friends!
ye’ ye’ Girls
Jeannie Shrimpton circa 1965
et al
Seismic semiotic waves of cultural proportions.
Well, this explains Zooey Deschanel.
Space Exploration?
man, i have been skeptical about this blog for a while, but sometimes the dude just nails it. this is one of those times. thank you for a much-needed laugh.
he “audio book sample” is horrible…. is that for real?
Canadian chanteuse Serena Ryder!
GAYDAR….GOING HAYWIRE….GAYDAR.
(Dude, please don’t give the minority men the very false impression that white men are gay and notice “bangs” on women. I don’t even think I’ve heard a gay man use the term bangs in conjunction with women; you’re entering a brave new “ubergay” world here. Fuck, I caught seven strands of teh ghey just by your use of the term.
The picture you display isn’t even considered “bangs”, I see a discernable part. This is a woman with bangs: http://www.adpunch.org/images/nelly-furtado_25.jpg)
hmmm…This is a stretch…it is funny, but I don’t think applies to the general stereotyping of white people…even though this blog makes fun of the “liberal urban white person”, this blog gets way to specific. The next post needs to be many more generalized…
I just gave myself bangs…
Gee!
White people don’t have kinky hair. Big news!!!
Only Whites have fine hair.
Ha ha……how about Heidi Klum? She had to ask others how to comb HER OWN CHILDRENS’ hair.
What a loser. A traitor who fouled our gene pool.
Not really.
It’s really a comment on fine White hair. Only Whites have it.
above is fake PC post, though it’s not anti-white racist so thats OK.
My dog brush is good for harsh Asian hair.
White men: why, ever, would you want to introduce asian genes into our white gene pool?
Losers, just don’t ever sell out.
yeah, what is this douche bag “Chris” saying? He’s an idiot.
The entire idea of Whites (with fine hair) taking their cues from non-whites with non-fine hair makes ZERO sense.
There is nothing in the world more beautiful than a White woman who goes out after fixing her hair. Cheers to White women who get it!
weasel……….please do not pollute our gene pool. If you want to flush you ancestors genes down the toilet forever, then mix with a mestizo. Please, if you do decide to be a traitor/fool, don’t later try to pretend or argue that your offspring are White. Cool?
F U.
Go date a chick with an afro.
Kindly do not become one of those White chicks that succumbs to negro advances.
I beg of you.
Well, you learned something about human biodiversity!
Black hair is kinky and grows up into an afro. White hair is 100% different.
Heidi Klum had bangs, here offspring can never have that. Ever. Nor blue eyes. Destruction.
You are an asshole.
White people (men) are the only real chefs in the world, and throughout history.
Julia Child is the only exception.
i dunno.. alot of asians (including me) have bangs..
my bangs are really.. straight across and they’ve been like that all my life xP they’re pretty annoying and hard to grow out so i’m kinda stuck x[
I think I may change from Portnoy to the above.
Hipster paradox: When people start liking something it suxs
white broads make me sick, full of shit bitches, all a white twat is good for is being a fucking bitch!
Well, isn’t that the pot calling the kettle BLACK.
Really? No black people can have bangs because their hair ALWAYS grows up into an afro?
Well, surprised the hell out of me and my black people hair with bangs.
I am loving your comments. You crack me up.
lmao!
Yeah Jenny Lewis!!!!!!
LOVE her. Love the topic.. these are getting more interesting. 🙂 keep it up.
If all you watch is porn, then this is true. Put the laptop down and step into the real world.
thats an odd view but did in a previous topic i posted that it was proven that Inner-racial breeding strengthens our genes (im white fyi) and my x was black and had some cool bangs ^.^
how you do that O.o
wow very mature -_-
you really need to learn to shut your piehole cuz hells really gonna suck for you my good friend.
i doubt jesus’s race mattered jesus was the perfect example of personality not of beauty. the most beautiful was lucifer, jesus was not very handsome. study the bible more closely.
wouldnt that be the opposite? those with high foreheads use them to cover it up O.o
Bangs seem to ad a spark of sexy to a girl. They look good on a lot of girls.
http://www.culturallycool.com
it says 1:03 and its set to a certain time zone, which apparently isnt yours.
by now i believe she is thinking the same.
wow do you have an original thought?
very good observetions
cuz their sexy o_- lol sell out my…any way for the 1349308 time our genes grow stronger if we are combine different races
i forget if your posts are purple or green-ish @.@
i do like girls with bangs maybe you dont, thats your problem
roflmao i dont think so but funny…and i also disapprove of the ozone dissapearing due to human influence and globla warming theories. they are natural processes. it seems the bible was aware of them. check revalations it makes some sense but the problem comes when some predictions dont come true. but many will be sucked into this religion during our last few generations.
He had super hot bangs…
you must either be black or a girl. if the ladder your eyes are turning green.
it effects your subconcious more than anything O.o
wow never thought about that. perhaps our bodies crave milk-related products?
you sir have annoyed us long enough. The truth is that we indeed grow stronger with innerbreeding and whatnot do you fear this power or have you not gotten it through your head we will soon come kick your colored-hating ass ^.^ im white too XD
so now your fettish is fine hair hmm? just what races do you throw into the “white gene pool”
a man most likely wrote this on a silent observation or a study O.o
where exactly did this random crap come from -.-
havent you somewhat commented in this way earlier?
i have bangs but my hair is curly so girls tend to like it long. idk O.o
thats something my grandma often says, and i agree with portnoy somewhat. (im really starting to hate this the idiots are getting to me -.-) but some of what ml said is true. its a haircut for a pretty face.
Wow, I’ve never seen the use of bangs dissected like this…I think its a bit of a stretch for a post.
1. your a waiter arent you. LOL 2. some of what you say is true. 3. that link is for fags -.- so a waste of 10 seconds.
lol my point exactly and its nice that most of this post isnt racist for a change. and to put it better its little children and puppies lol
well this is true i also like blue eyes (well a silver tint to be more specific) and it seems other races dont have this specific gene and brown eyes are dominant
Bangs are also great for hiding a rather large forehead. Wonder if big foreheads are a white thing??
yup my x had bangs 😀 and she was black…well half american-indian -.-
well its somewhat true (the post) and i believe the future posts will be better.
wtf an asian named ashley….um…but many asians do have bangs…
oh so very true ^.^
nelly fertado…wtf
ha this is so true its somewhat scarey…billboard brow XD
what about…MIKE TYSON XDDDDD
Haven’t you ever heard the expressions “high brow” or “low brow”?
no its just as common among the black people with your weaves and whatnot -.-
depends on her face. she has to have a pretty face for this look to work.
Why? Didn’t she look like a man and they never had any children.
???
Comb hair down starting from where said bangs are to “start”, pull together created panel/column of hair running from one edge of the face to the other, cut across at around eyebrow level. Ta da! Bangs!
… you had a question, I offered an answer. D:
Jesus, guy, how many white people do you actually know? I’m not saying that your blog isn’t funny, but a vastly more apropriate title would be “Stuff Middle/Upper Class White Liberals Like.” And unless you live in a bubble, you should know that this constitutes but a small percentage of the American Caucasian population (do you live in a bubble? If so, please forgive my insensitivity). Or are you suggesting that the girl who lives next door to me, who has a pair of stainless steel testicles dangling from the trailer hitch of her red Ford F150, is not white?
Now, being a white liberal, I do like some of the stuff you write about. Hell, I know a few people who pretty much like it all. But I know A LOT more white people who like the following things:
1. AC/DC
2. Bud Light in a can
3. Toby Keith
4. complaining about black people/immigrants/gays
5. emulating black people
6. gimmicky chain restaurants
7. George W. Bush
8. patriotic bumper stickers
9. Home Improvement reruns
10. The Good Ole Days
I could go on…
Damn, I almost forgot about NASCAR.
its not called Stuff Middle/Upper Class White Liberals Like because that’s way too long. They guy grew up in a downtown Toronto neighbourhood and these types of people are most common. Toronto is not a conservative town. That is why stevie Harper dislikes it.
This isn’t called stuff rednecks like either…
You’re a moron, Sean Gilroy. This site is not an actual sociological study of Caucasian people. It’s lampooning white, liberal yuppies by massing them all under the heading of “White People,” as if they were anything BUT a tiny segment of the overall population.
Stephen Harper is going to “hot carl” Stephane Dion and his fifteen billion dollar carbon tax grab next election, though Torontonians will still be stupid enough to vote to raise their own taxes and kill their own economy, because over half of them are immigrants and have the option of cashing out and returning to their non-Kyoto compliant countries with their ill begotten employment equity loot when it comes time to pay the bill.
Jesus – you pain-in-the-arse yankee pricks!
I had to google it to find out what you were on about.
So Bangs is a fucking FRINGE!
Speak English you illiterate colonials!
Speak German you woad-smeared Angle dogs!
SO GOOD!! I would personally give up my legs for a night with Jenny Lewis.
Great one, very true! Best one that’s been written in a while. I was afraid the book deal had ruined the website, but this shows you’ve still got it.
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re: clipping them onto the top of their heads
It doesn’t completely nullify the haircut if it’s not done every day – it’s just a different hairstyle. Duh?
I’m cracking up at all of the ruminating that seems to have gone into discovering why girls wear bangs. I got bangs because I had never had them before and was curious what they would look like on me. I wore them for two years, got bored of them, and am now growing them back out. I really didn’t have a deep reason for doing it and I’m sure most other girls didn’t either.
You are wrong or at least referring to only a subset of white women (of which I am one so I KNOW right?)
White Women Bang Wearers:
subset #1: Young girls (6-11 years old) parents choice
subset#2: Young women ( 20-28–but very short bangs with
formally nerdy– now cool glasses– is the trend with brunette or dark colored long or short hair ; different sub-sub set for blonds (very long-in the eyes- bangs with long hair)
subset#3:Older women (over 40 or any age that is worrying about wrinkles and considering Botox) medium length bangs for any hair color; for the practical purpose of hiding forehead wrinkles.
Joni Mitchell’s photo was from the 60″s when most women wore their hair with a part down the middle and definitely no bangs. She would have been accepted with bangs due to her “artsy” connection. Now she would easily fit the criteria for subset # 3 ( if she still has all her hair and is not wearing a scarf instead)
All other ages prefer no bangs no matter what length or color.
Perhaps you were actually commenting on the alarming trend for white men in their 20-30 wearing bangs?
honeybee has a point about the glasses- i can’t believe “Horn-Rimmed Glasses” or something similar hasn’t been a post yet- can this be written please??? nerdy glasses are so white.
Ha , that pic reminds me of my high school hair, back in the last millennium. I don’t know if that pic correctly represents the diversity within the larger bangs community and possibly is part of the whole politics of hair exclusion and oppression. I mean, you have Betty Page bangs, which carries a whole different set of implications than say- Stevie Nicks bangs, Spock/Mod/Gay bangs- then you have to deal with those that play on the fringe- the tragic ‘wisps’, not accepted by true Marsha Brady Long n Silky 4H club hair, but displaced in historical time, the tendrils and wisps being kind of a Victorian/Gibson girl phenomenon. And then their is “bad hair, good hair’ and White People hair Guilt. In any case, let’s not comb all bangs with the same brush.
Ha , that pic reminds me of my high school hair, back in the last millennium. I don’t know if that pic correctly represents the diversity within the larger bangs community and possibly is part of the whole politics of hair exclusion and oppression. I mean, you have Betty Page bangs, which carries a whole different set of implications than say- Stevie Nicks bangs, Spock/Mod/Gay bangs- then you have to deal with those that play on the fringe- the tragic ‘wisps’, not accepted by true Marsha Brady Long n Silky 4H club hair, and displaced in historical time, the tendrils and wisps being kind of a Victorian/Gibson girl phenomenon. And then there is “bad hair, good hair’ and White People hair Guilt. In any case, let’s not comb all bangs with the same brush.
My wife has bangs but they’re different than the bangs she used to have. Everytime she gets a “new” hairstyle she always ends up with bangs. Once she went for a “bangless” hairstyle and spent the entire month wearing a hat until her bangs came back. She’s white.
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Turn out the liiiigggghhhts,
the party’s oooooover.
They say that alllllllllll
good things must end
Call it a night
The party’s over
And tomorrow starts
The same old thing again
LMAO you have GOT to be kidding me!!! I dont even know how i found this website, but it is DEFINITELY my new favorite. I cannot stop laughing!
ha! very insightful!
This is so true… every time there is something new on this site I am horrified/amused to find it relates directly to me and I realise what a huge bunch of cultural bullshit I am…. I got bangs and considered myself cooler instantly! I hate myself!
ah, a true person with sense. Finally!
White people love criticizing blogs. That would have been an
excellent entry for that contest!
Typo in the first sentence, you forgot an “is.” Pointing that out probably makes me excessively “white.”
It doesn’t, however, make me any less correct vis-a-vis standard English.
Bangs are hot, I should know. I have them.
You should. I hate you too. And so does everyone else.
http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/
Would that be kind of like the chick in Blair Witch Project when she’s all crying, nose running , the flashlight in the dark ..”Mom, Mom, I really love you and Dad, I’m sorry if I ever let you down, sniff…sniff.. ”
(add bangs)
That movie was actually really funny. What kind of schmuck males would allow that chick to lead them out to desolation wilderness, chick loses map, they aren’t prepared for sh*t, and then there’s the ‘scary’ lame sticks outside their tents etc. I mean, come on, was anyone ever worried about the kids in Blair Witch? Makes me really appreciate Freddy Kruger.
Oh and here’s some news on how the Bulgarians are handling
‘teh ghey’ pride weekend-
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hPPVP5pSuOhYBaqSzedYwenFMqZgD91JA0O80
Black people like bangs also; ven though they are many times weave (fake hair).
Uh, I think bangs are dumb. The things that a typical “trying to be cool” white person does to their body to make themselves cooler usually isn’t all that great. Piercings, tattoos, bangs. Well, of course Mohawks might be the exception, because really if you are into extreme sports this is the most efficient way to announce your affiliation.
But i live in los angeles, and so does clander….hm
Sorry, no, we fags love men. These people apparently love to hate them. Completely different, actually.
Funny too, though, in its own misandristic way…
Hey Limey,
We also refer to plaits as ‘braids.’
don’t forget lester bangs. white people love him too.
Hmm that LooK aint all that..and im White daMMit
you forgot to mention cat power/chan marshall!!!
i can’t believe no one has pointed this out yet.
I think the whole joke here is that “white people” get lumped into one group stereotype – like the way there is a stereotyped group for “black people” and “asian people”, etc. It’s sort of ironically making fun of white yuppies in the process, since they are loathe to be seen as lumping people into stereotypes, even though they do it to some extent anyways.
Yeah, but Chan’s recently been rocking a ponytail look, so do her might bangs still count? She is a pretty darned mighty and awesome musician, though.
I have no idea what a might bang is either.
I like boy’s with bangs. Only white boys.
the right word is ‘latter’ not ‘ladder’
and i want to lick it
MUSSOLINI WAS AN ITALIAN MAN CRUCIFIED JEWISH STYLE
NONE OF THE REDNECKS WHO LIKE THAT STUFF SPEND ENUFF TIME ON THE WEB TO JUSTIFY THE BLOG ABOUT IT.
and in case it comes up – ‘boot’ is a ‘trunk’ , and a ‘fanny’ is a ‘v-j-j’ – watch Oprah to get that translation
jesus had bangs
if you bang her in the pooper, it would be
SHTTY SHTTY Bang Bang
my mom has an afro
My daughter cannot get enough of the movie The “Devil Wears Prada.” When Anne Hathaway makes her transformation from dowdy nerdy girl to fashion maven in the making, they take her slightly curly hair, straighten it completely and give her bangs. Very heavy and “chic” bangs. Oh my.
If you’ve ever read Little House on the Prairie, you know that when that when this hairstyle first got started back in the 60’s (that’s the 1860’s folks) it was called “the lunatic fringe.”
LOL : )
Who’s the girl in the picture? Bangs or not, she’s very lovely.
I thought bangs came in with the big in the 1920s. And that definitely came from Asia, as did much of art deco.
HAHA! I’m glad to know I am not the only person who thought of that. I’ve had that song stuck in my head since I started reading this entry.
“In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with one of these haircuts.”
Oh man – I am that nerdy white girl.
Rudy you fucking sick homo, how are your hamsters? Sick fucking weird asshole, cornhole shit eating freak.
this website is hilarious, but i’d just like to comment that it would be more suitably named “stuff white hipsters like”
I have bangs and they are free cause I cut them myself. White people are fools for spending so much money at hair dressers. For bangs, no less. At least get it dyed if you’re putting out that kind of capital. (Another thing I do myself, for the price of supplies, that always comes out just as well as a salon)
wow u r sooo educated u just impressed all the other white ppl here!!!
Through experience, I’d say 80% of girls with the aforementioned bangs are on Zoloft. Damn’d shame.
me too, Lucy, me too.
Me too!
You had me at Jenny Lewis’s pic. Smitten, as always.
what about Unibrow?
i’m white. i have asymmetrical bangs. other young white people love my bangs. i have little trouble getting banged. it works out for me. amazingly enough, my hip friends of minority descent love my style.
for those of you who criticize this blog for only catering to young, hip, urban white people, please note that CLander discusses the right kind of white people vs. the wrong kind of white people in previous posts.
can i bang you?
What’s it saying?
It’s saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty,
chitty chitty,
(Bang – Bang)
Bang Bang!
chitty chitty
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Your sleek as a thoroughbred.
Your seats are a feather bed.
You’ll turn everybody’s head today.
We’ll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The envy of all we survey.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang what we’ll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend…..(hold)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fine four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.
This is a brilliant shinning example of why to stop giving a shit about VICE. As the writer so aptly pointed out, “these same things are hated by cooler white people”…
VICE, HIPSTERS, VBS.TV, YOU SUCK… Not that you’re shitty people, but you’re shitty people.
When will corporate America realize your brand is lame, flushed down the drain with that 20 million you blew from VIACOM, morons.
true. One of my hispanic friends has bangs and i was there when a black girl at work called her “white girl bangs”.
You’re starting to lose inspiration I think.
i didn’t think your comments could get any grosser. but they have reached a level of grossness to the point that i might have nightmares. porty, you really are sounding a lot desperate but i can understand why.
I hate you.
show your references please.
above is fake post
No way! Wake up, Rip Van STINKle- bangs are awful. Unless they’re really grown out into one of those side-swept things that are almost no longer bangs. I think Meryl Streep rocks those sometimes,
The real issue is that only Whites have options with hair, since only the White race has diversity when it comes to hair.
Only the White race can have brown, blonde, black or red hair. Only Whites have this diversity, if you are White do NOT DESTROY your offspring’s genes by mixing.
ha ha…..an non-white who is jealous.
says you
Google the term: dysgenic
All white people who read this should educate themselves to what this term above means to our offspring.
If you qualify for israeli citizenship or are of non-European ancestry, then you are not White.
If you are hostile to the preservation of White genes, then obviously you hate Whites.
If you hate him so much, why don’t you smite him, already!!!!!!!!!
You are not White, obviously, otherwise you would never say that. Sorry.
ha ha……buy a curl relaxer.
Afro-sheen is good brand.
Weiss?
You are not White, you are a Semite.
Beards, the male counterpart. Beards beards beards. Beards beards beards beards beards, the male counterpart. Beards.
Who cares? Why would any White guy care?
Only loser Whites would introduce asian genes into our gene pool. Darwinian losers.
What sane White man wants their first born son to have slanted asian eyes?
PS Slanted eyes are just fine for asians, but again, what sane White wants to have children that look NOTHING like them????
You two above have proven your bona fides as non-Whites, and/or race-mixers.
Why are you on a White blog?
Gee!!! Newsflash!!!
This blog is about the White race.
Fags have high STD rates when compared to Heterosexuals.
Pride?
Yeah, let’s have a “parade” to celebrate it. Ha ha…. what a joke.
By far, in the USA the most obese women are black. Try cutting back on the TV, and observe reality.
fake
White men are the best chefs and the only people who have set foot on the moon.
Go cry non-White haters of whites.
dysgenic
look it up.
You could not be more wrong.
Frida Kahlo.
Wasn’t she a jew or a jew sympathizer?
Yeah…..once again. This stuff is so easy.
Any anti-White racist, or liberal White-hating white want to discuss this further?????
ha ha
No, the issue is that much of the ant-White satire here represents the current state of the White race, and its degradation from ALL of our grandparents generation.
Sickness has set in. All the non-white races see it, and discuss it when you duped liberal whites are not around.
They have kids while you worship your “dog”.
Toronto is worse off these days.
here is proof, here are two idiot that will never again celebrate “diversity”:
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/06/13/double-shooting-in-entertainment-district.aspx
Rednecks are White. They don’t race-mix.
“rednecks” will actually have White children, whereas the liberal dupe white in many cases will not.
It is important that liberal White traitors who flush their genes down the toilet forever, and end their ancestors lines, do not later try to claim that their half-breeds are White. Deal?
you’d be surprised how many “whites” think this is real.
NPR and other jewish-inspired media losers try to make this crap orthodoxy, which just show how deep their hatred for real Whites is.
get you own name
The English language has been bastardized by so many non-whites that speak it.
Another White language, that of Spain, has similarly been screwed over big-time by these types.
get your own name
For WHITES: Oprah Winfrey’s modus operandi is to make middle-class Whites look totally FOOLISH.
Sure, she always includes a “black” counterpart to these same stories, but that’s only done to hide her true agenda, which is to make Whites look ridiculous.
PS Stedman is a front. Gayle is Oprah’s real lover. Wake up whites.
this has been covered.
“trendy” glasses are jew. Think “oliver peoples”.
White people have beautiful eyes and noses, and DO NOT need to obscure them with trendy glasses.
If you are White, and reading this, and like “trendy” glasses, then you have been had. Wake up.
good post.
Only the White race has that kind of diversity and options with hair.
rachel is a hebrew name.
I can see how this relates to you, because most of clander’s version of “white” is jewified white trash, not real White.
I agree. Well said, for a semite (schwarz).
Are there any Whites on this blog?
beards are muslim.
Whites have beards yes, but many are clean-shaven and proud of it.
definitely.
the non-whites are far more racistly aware than are Whites.
The only deracinated people in the entire world are duped liberal Whites, and they are hurting the White race.
All nonwhites (I don’t care if Toronto or anywhere else) are totally racistly aware, and they LAUGH at duped de-racinated Whites.
Anyone really care to debate this?
Stay White and your children will thank you FOREVER for it.
that’s a troll. Probably not a white person.
Stop diluting your strong African bloodlines NOW!
Hey, white, think anyone will listen?
Bangs, huh? Never heard that one before! Cute!
http://theFitnessDiva.blogspot.com
oh dear this blog is very much like my life, but i think it’s hilarious! … i have dated a guy in a band you like (or you would, if you’d heard of them). but my bangs cost <20$.
I doubt the use of hairspray will come back into fashion. Hairspray is just one more step in our allready busy lives. I think the next thing that will come into fashion for hair, is ultra long and very curly, and yet pulled together and styled. People will be getting perms again. For men it will be much shorter then it has been in previous years. Men will still have long bangs, but the sides and backs will be much shorter. Both looks will go for a 20s-30s-40s kind of look. with sleek shiny hair close to the head. I do know Gel will come back with a passion! people are getting sick of the hair in their faces. I expect an increase in “vintage” yet modern looks, with loads of layers and tons of useless formal wear for regular grocery shopping.
What’s a joke is your lame attempt to pick a flame war.
*yawn*
“I have no response to that” (Joe Versus the Volcano)
Ditto on the Joni Mitchel. Many of my favorite female artists have this look. The most current being Fiest.
And you thought Fiest’s big break came from the Apple Nano ad and “1234”. Now we know it was the bangs. See the link to see and hear Fiest exude whiteness.
Bangs, mini-scarf, indie music, standing still at a concert, irony (huge rocking sound from a tiny girl -especially at about 4:30), old blues standard (maybe a future post).
what dont you name this site for what it really is..
stuff white hipsters like
Yes. Dead on. I love my bangs!
This explains the cult fan base that Velma from Scooby Doo has enjoyed for so many years.
Haha, this article… so much truth to it. Speaking of which, I believe my Environmental professor at Penn had bangs. Actually, she was quite hot if I’m not mistaken.
Muslims *might* well have this one right. Shaving is a “gateway” metrosexual practice, leading to harder metrosexualism, such as tying sweaters around one’s shoulders and voting Obama. A beard where I live up north is a practical necessity 6 months of the year. What is the scientific\biological\Darwinist\sociological basis for shaving anyway? Look pretty like a girl? Display more face to transact business?
Take following with huge grain of salt:
“Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a study has shown. Researchers found that women are more attracted to men with stubbly chins than those with clean-shaven faces or full beards.
…
The explanation for the preference is not clear, but experts in human evolution say that that facial hair may be a signal of aggression because it boosts the apparent size of the lower jaw, emphasising the teeth as weapons.”
They were also asked how desirable each man would be as a short-term or long-term partner. Faces with full beards were judged to be the most masculine, aggressive and socially mature. They were also thought to look five years older.
They were rated the least attractive and the worst choice for a short-term relationship. Men with light beards were considered the most dominant. Those with light stubble were rated the most attractive and as the ideal romantic partner for the short or long term.
Clean-shaven men finished bottom for masculinity, dominance, aggression, and social maturity, and they were the least favoured choice as a long-term partner. They came second-to-last for attractiveness.
“Facial hair, or beardedness, is a powerful sociosexual signal, and an obvious biological marker of sexual maturity. Facial hair may have been sexually selected by females on the basis of associated male success, despite its threatening appearance. Clean-shaven faces therefore may suggest appeasement, as well as being an obvious sign of sexual immaturity,” the Telegraph quoted the researchers, as saying.
“Increasing levels of facial hair were associated with increased perceptions of aggression, in that bearded faces were perceived as being the most aggressive, whilst clean-shaven faces were rated as being the least aggressive. And as facial hair increased in a linear fashion, so did female ratings of masculinity and dominance,” they added. ”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/06/29/scistubble129.xml
I used to dislike my thick curly hair becuase it was different than the the hair of all the girls i knew. Them and their limp mousy brown or blond stringy ‘dos.
Then I realised they all buy “thickening” shampoos, and want volume. Something I never will have to worry about.
Then I got older and they started getting jealous of my healthy shiny curly locks.
Then I realised why bother with all the gels and crap people use in their hair when i should jhust be proud that i look different. Healthy mediterranean genes. A diet of “real” food. Not boiled potatoes smeared in butter and sugar and cream sauce on everything…ewww
Then I realised my hair would never fall out.
People stop me on the street and love my hair.
When i get a blondie cutting my hair, they freak out. I don’t care if my hair is “ethnic”. It’s way more interesting than stringy limp “fiest hair”. That just screams desepaarate for being trendy.
Thin limp hair is not attractive. Often thin hair shows a poor diet. A diet of processed carbs, refined sugar and high amounts of fat. These girls get bangs because thy can’t do anything else with their limp hair. Most nordic diests lack a variety of vegetables. This causes thinning of the hair and pigmentation loss. The skin is unable totake the sun and burns. This often accompanies by increased suseptability to diseases.
They can eat all the organic eggs and soy they want, but their hair will always look stringy and limp.
Portnoy is gonna rant about how great “white” hair is. Go ahead. I and all off the latinos, blacks, indians, natives,asians and jews will be laughing at you when you are sunburnt and get diagnosed with melanoma and go bald.
That’s because white people’s various hair colors are DUE to mixing. Take a biology class fool.
The problem with bangs, as with most hairstyles is that not all chicks can pull them off. Unfortunately, the ones who shouldn’t wear bangs are typically the ones who wear them. Same theory applies to a nude beach…it’s always the women you don’t want to see naked that take advantage of bathing nude.
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
Absolutely awesome comment!
The bangs combined with the giant, oversized teeth is a harbinger of the apocalypse.
So true!
ok! maybe I will!
You’re a troll.
The comment about how indie girls with bangs are the “most popular” is dead on true. But the most popular ones often have the most jacked up bangs.
Some of these hoes will dye their hair jet black and cut their bangs straight across to go for the “Betty Page” look, nine times out of ten they are busting their fat asses out of their torn up fishnets and you can barely tell where their shirt arms end and tattoos begin.
The other extreme would be those really, extremely skinny emaciated girls who have the “Tegan and Sara” type bangs that look like they got into a fight with a flobee and lost. These girls are very conspicious with their 1970 Sears’ girls collection outfits and parliament lights.
Then, there are those girls with the extremely short bangs like winona ryder in Beetlejuice. This started out as a goth look but has now crossed over into the indie scene. I assume they cut their bangs so short so that nobody will mistake the “look of disgust” on their faces as they hang out in their favorite dive bar/coffee shop/obscure music venue and not dance.
The fact that these hoes never pay for a drink at the bar is a testament to the white affectation with bangs, because so many choose what looks “edgy” over what looks “pretty”, “asthetically pleasing” or “age-appropriate”
I think it’s just amazing how you come upp with all that stuff white people like. Brilliant 🙂
And good idea to have the book also in audio, I think it’s a great idea to listen to a audio book while driving. A good use of the time it takes to go to work or between places.
because then it wouldn’t be funny… Congrats on completely missing the point
No one will listen to you because blacks WANT a whiter gene infusion. Are you obtuse? Lighter-skinned blacks discriminate against the darker blacks. Everyone knows this.
So, the White gene pool gets diluted, and the black gene pool gets diluted too, but blacks see it as an improvement.
One thing is for sure: mulattos inherit the black kinky hair genes, and therefore bangs are rare amongst the offspring of race-mixers. Look at Obama, could never have bangs.
So, if you are White and like beautiful White hair in all its diversity (which no other race has), then you have to stay White.
Nobody listens? Then why do White-haters pump out this kind of stuff? Why have so an White liberals been so throughly taught so well?
Nobody listens? I sure hope Whites don’t listen to those that hate us:
Race-mixing propaganda aimed at teens on WeTV
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this unnecessary and stomach turning propaganda aimed at teen-agers under the guise of trying to teach a lesson about teen pregnancy.
They went out of their way to mix up the races of the babies and the couples.
The teen audience will be so focused on the race mix-up they will never get the purported message on child-rearing.
Out of five “families”, THREE are race mixed! Making it look like race-mixing is the norm!
http://www.wetv.com/baby-borrowers/couple-profiles
Agreed! I’m white, and I love girls with bangs!
Is this a little old? I mean, I did the whole bangs thing a over year ago and got tired of it, so now I’m growing them out.
Don’t be such a bitch Eric with a K. I’m sorry you couldn’t be first or come up with anything more clever than a word I hear 12 year olds using. Also the way you spell your name is the bitch way to do it.
Rednecks don’t race mix?
You must not have never been to West Virginia, or any large military base, for that matter.
i’m gay
i pooped myself
Oh please, tell us one more time what only a million other commenters have already hypothesized
Get your own name you self-hating jow
I don’t even know what bangs are. I looked at the picture, but still couldn’t figure out what they really are.
If you’d like to see stuff a white Brazilian woman likes, go here: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
(no porn, and no bangs, either – whatever that is).
I’m a homo
What’s wrong with Rednecks?
FK was a brilliant artist. You are just jealous
This blog causes Climate Change – think before you click…
…..you’re at that computer—which is using electricity, which was likely produced by burning some fossil fuel—you’re indirectly responsible for emitting another 60 grams of CO2 per hour.
Alex Wissner-Gross, a physics doctoral student at Harvard, and Tim Sullivan, a history of art doctoral student at Yale, have created a small piece of software—a “widget,” in Web 2.0 parlance—that publishers can plug into the code of their websites. The widget, called CO2Stats, measures the amount of time visitors spend on each page, adds it up, calculates the amount of carbon dioxide released as a result, and displays the running total. The idea is to make publishers (and readers) more aware that the Internet—as a giant collection of servers and routers and phone lines and fiber-optic cables and networking devices and home PCs that all run on electricity—has a real environmental impact.
“Information communications technology in the industrialized world accounts for about 2 percent of overall CO2 emissions,” says Wissner-Gross. “One could say ‘It’s only 2 percent of the pie, so let’s attack transportation or some other carbon source,’ but that’s not being visionary enough. Information technologies are some of the easiest-to-attack portions of the pie.”
no one will ever breed with me… :o(
I am God of the Trolleys
only some girls can pull off bangs but if they can, mmm =)
Portnoy – your membership expired – can you renew?
Now I know where the big bang theory came from.
Great point! Clander should spend some of his white $ to make SWPL a carbon-free blog!
BUY SOME CARBON OFFSETS!
oh, is it supposed to be funny now? you’re right, im completely missing the point.
when the site is working (graduate school, new balance, new york, coffee) its working great
all im saying is he’s entering grey territory here, moving from relatable to obscure .. im sure less and less people are understanding these references (having myself endured the sad, painful world of hipster-emo-indieness … i unfortunately am getting these)
is that a yes?
Of course it’s true! I’ve been to many “scene shows” and had a few PBR’s with those folks. Glad that was one trend I didn’t take part in.
Yes the question I would say that I am asked the most, is about my artwork, which is my farting. I have brought farting to an art form. I will post later the date of my next fart in, you can come an inhale the joy of my shit gas, I’m sure you will be enthralled! Run along now and go fuck yourself.
jenny lewis , i guess.
I have yet to earn my bangs.
But I can’t wait until I do!
:]
white people don’t like “devil wears prada”, sorry
This one is pretty weak. Running on fumes now.
He’s YOUR god, YOU burn in hell.
Oh, I cannot wait the resurrection of the male perm. That was as bad an idea as Britney Spears giving birth.
Yes, but it is stupid enough to warrant further proclamation.
Oh darn, I used the wrong moniker.
nice post…now i know, hairstyle too symbolizes something…
You were thinking of Christina Ricci when you wrote this, weren’t you?
I’m still waiting for the sideways ponytail to come back.
it all depends. this one ranks in like, my top 10. maybe there’s more than one type of white person?
Great point? That has to be the stupidest article I have ever read.
What’s with all the fake Portnoy posts lately? including the above?
Yeah let’s all listen to “Wissner-Gross” and get off the Internet and back to the old jewish inspired models of limited communication and propaganda sources.
Let’s all migrate back to the NY Times, Foxjews (neocon), and the View for our talmud lessons!
Wrong.
When Whites mix with non-whites the diversity of the White race gets destroyed. Obama is a perfect example. Look at Heidi Klum’s kids. They would probably have to breed with 16 straight generations to eliminate what one bad mix produces.
You need the refresher.
Keep the White gene pool clean, and don’t flush your White genes away forever. Which is what happens and you damn well know it.
Why was it awesome? Because it was anti-White?
Non-whites are jealous of the diversity of Whites. All Latinos have the same color hair and eyes. How boring.
Whites are the only race that is diverse. Don’t destroy diversity!!!
You have no response because you know what I say is true, and there’s nothing you could say or do that would make it untrue.
I feel sorry for you.
Her art is primitive. Take another look at it here:
White people with intelligence would never consider her art “brilliant”, nor would they ever be jealous of it.
Mike P: You must not be white.
West Virginia is one of the most White states in the USA, so your’re 1/2 wrong right out of the shoot. WV is scots-irish and it remains so to this day.
Regarding our brave men in the military, fighting a zionist war, I agree that at least on the “TV newsshow profiles” etc. they usually choose to highlight and film a race-mixer family.
Do you have real stats to back up that White military men are race-mixers? or just TV imagery (which loves pushing anti-white propaganda)?
Ira Glass is calling you back into the staff meeting! Hurry.
nothing.
They are less “inbred” than are the ashkenazi jews from Eastern Europe.
Far more honest people also.
NAMBLA is a homosexual organization, did they march in the Pride parade in your city?
not quite
There are some White hipsters that are not limp, bad postured loser liberals.
Many of these real hipsters are stand-up uys, bartenders, heteros, guys who are in bands (usually lead guitar), etc.
They are not effeminate at all.
that’s the fake Portnoy, notice the capital “C”.
crystal, in the city you live in you are the minority. Hipsters rarely live in White areas, even in Europe, which shows how anti-white they really are. Freaks of evolution with astounding arrogance for what by any objective measure would be rejected in a healthy race of people.
No wonder our birthrate is so low. Hipsters don’t reproduce many offspring to give Whites more generations.
Hipsters usually live in minority filled armpit neighborhoods, and yet amazingly the hipster thinks living around illiterate non-white immigrants represents “culture”. LOL!!!!
Someone should interview these silent immigrants and ask them what they really think of the hipster in their midst. Here is a White person handed everything, who wastes it all, doesn’t reproduce, and totally clueless. The immigrant must be bewildered at the degradation of so many Whites.
fake post again
I think any White person on a SWPL blog that says Whites should preserve their unique diversity and genes is not a troll.
A troll would be someone who thinks there is no differences in races. That person is confused about whether to claim “we are the the same” or “celebrate our diversity”.
Which is it btw???? lol!
very interesting and thanks for sharing it.
then why do white dye their hair? Why do white women get perms and gobble up thickening shampoos, volumizing sprays – always complaining about how limp their hair is.
You are so linear with your concepts of race. I am not latino. I am a sephardic jew. And a proud one at that.
I will eat my artichokes, hummus and couscous, olive oil and dates and livelong and healthy.
You can stuff your face on white bread, mayonaise, potatoes, lard, ketchup and carageenan based milk type beverages and become obese, suffer from fatty liver syndrome and get diabetes.
You hate everybody who is better looking than u. Thanks, now i feel even more beautiful 😉
The Black race is very diverse, so is the asian one. You are so uneducated it’s hilarious. You just rely on carefully picked through statistics and articles you manipulate to your liking to prove your point.
You probably jerk off to pictures of David Duke. And fantasize about white women you will never get. If you had a real woman (not the inflatable kind) around you wouldnt be posting on here every 5 minutes of your measly life.
I find you highly annoying however non threatening due tothe fact that you are probably too obese, ugly and so socially inept that the odds of you procuring a mate are quite slim. Due to that fact, and the likellhood of you having deficient sperm, caused by your poor diet and lack of sun – Portnoy will not have any offspring to in the world to continue pandering his draconian and ridiculous ideas.
Don’t worry guys,
A few more years and all that Wendy’s will catch up to him…who will be laughing then?
so fucking true
you putz i already said that!!
well amanda, i just recently started reading this site….way to be rude…..feel better about yourself now?
i shave my pubes
i shave my pubes and my chest
this sounds like the rantings of a self-hating jew trying to gain acceptance from the white community and/or add more pain to his parents’ view of him – like not going to med school wasnt enough.
No, I have no response to your obvious attempt to pick a fight because I’ve seen you on this board and you have nothing in your head I wish to have in mine.
I refuse to get in a flame war with you regarding your perception — if you perceive that to be true, I’m not going to argue with you.
My perception is quite different.
But you’re not really interested in that are you? You’re more interested in making some argument supported with pseudo-substantiated statistics so you can feel superior to others who don’t share your penchant for argument.
You may pity me if you like. The feeling is mutual.
Those are stupid.
I am so excited about your book!
Bangs are totally a white woman rite of passage. What to hit the nail on the head! I share this website with everyone!
Thanks for being so funny 😀
It’s been well proven that Italians and Greeks and whites of the Mediteranean have olive skin and dark hair due to mixing with the North Africans during the Roman empire. Whites have different hair colors and skin tones due to mixing from centuries ago, before racism and skin color was even a concept. So it appears not only do you need a biology class, but a history one as well.
I think the main point of this blog is that white people are, how shall I put it…..
….kinda lame.
or Germanic. Semitic? Notsomuch.
High foreheads are much more attractive than low ones. Some say they’re a sign of intelligence.
Not that I have one or anything…
Yup TMBG is embarrassingly white – old school style.
Having bangs does not equal popularity….or at least not in my neck of the woods….quite the opposite actually 😛
wrong.
I wonder why that is? Couldn’t be the insane machismo in the locker room, I mean kitchen.
That pseudo-science is wack. Stephen Jay Gould said so.
But she got to make it with all the coolest dudes.
Is she like the American version of Emily Haines?
I prefer people making racial (not racist: I may be aiming high here, but we all know the difference right?) comments to everyone pretending there is no difference. That’s life man.
Totes dude. The 70’s beardy dude is even stock vector art for clichéd hipster posters etc…
oh. excuse me. next time ill make sure to read through 15 pages of comments to make sure its an original
this blog used to amuse me, now it’s just one of those things that gets on my nerves. way to get a book deal. your blog has jumped the shark and is no longer funny.
Do Girls with Bangs care about Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
Hilarious. Simply hilarious. No, you’ve not yet jumped the shark. Keep on plumbing cuz you’ve got years of material left.
And people say we shouldnt tie peoples tubes without their permission! Britney Spears alone, is good enough reason to make it a law.
I dont really care if white people marry asians, because there are benefits and negatives to both. When white people have kids with asians, they have a high likelyhood that the child will be smart, but less smart then a two asian parent team. But also the child might not be great at sports, but they will be better at sports for not having a two asian parent team. The child will probably be either really short or really tall, but they will more likely be thin. Asian eyes arent great, even asians dont like them. but mixed with the white, they might have the second eyelid which would help fix that problem. The child does have a higher chance of being exotic and hot looking, which is a plus, and also having thinner more curly hair, which looks great on exotic looks. But for getting into college, being asian, even part asian, will hurt their chances of getting into a top school since sooo many asians go to college. asian/white kids are able to go in and out of social groups which is helpful, but they will eventually have to pick and disregard one of them. Most likely they will turn to the asian group, because the kid will look more asian then white, but that kid will be the hottest “asian” in their social group. They will have to overcompensate for the lack of asianness to be excepted but it will turn out fine. BUT when they go to marry, they will marry a white person, becuase they probably wanted to be in the white group when they were younger and they feel that more white in their children will help then in that area. If they marry a black person, which is unlikely, but if they do, there child has a 89% chance of getting into any college with a GPA of 2.5 which is helpful, but that child will be fucked up looking, look at tiger woods, or Kimora lee simmons. very interesting tho.
Yes they do. It is Whites people that fund all that stuff.
Tribal people. Interesting term. Why is it that liberals do not support Whites’ rights to control their own borders in Europe, the USA, Australia, Canada, etc.
If one were to objectively look at it, one would have to conclude it’s a genocide program against Whites.
you guys, kindly stop hijacking my name on these fake posts!!!
Look, if you are a White liberal, please take care to not foul our gene pool with your lack of foresight.
Most non-Whites are expert racists.
Even a White CEO, business owner, politician, or professor is usually NO MATCH in a racist/racial conversation with a non-White, even when dealing with a drop-out.
This really needs to change, and Whites need to learn how the “racist” game is played and worked.
If non-Whites spent a fraction of the time they spend on “racism” and whining and working the system over it, then they could get on with their lives and stop sponging off White society.
Even a low IQ drop-out has a higher “racist” IQ than does the educated White person. You see this all the time on anti-White shows like Bill Maher. The racist rapper who is probably illiterate STILL knows more about being racist, than does the honest, happy-go lucky Whites he puts on there. Whites need to study this and shut these idiots up.
If SWPL is an example of White literacy when it comes to dealing with anti-White racists, we are in sorry shape.
PS Some whites might find this “racist” article interesting as to the above:
http://www.vdare.com/stix/080626_judges.htm
Towson U. “Great Debaters” Mau Mau Liberal Judges
this book jumped the shark weeks ago
only if you don’t foul it with your lack of foreskin, yid-monster
can you combine Asian Girls w/ Girls w/ Bangs?
or have a Guys with Bangs, for gender-equality?
thanks 0
No, there is only one type of white person and this is the blog about the things they like. Speaking of which, they all love Fonzie:
Look! There’s a shark! Quick, let’s jump it!
Oh, and sarcasm. They really like sarcasm.
WHATEVER MAN, THIS WHITE CHICK HAS HAD BANGS SINCE COMING OUT OF THE WOMB (OR MAYBE A YEAR LATER).
porty: i did some research and found a GREAT jewish therapist in your area. she’s there for all of your deep transference needs.
And you’re the one mocking Britney Spears for giving birth?
not to sound rude, but when i first saw this website i imagined an asian hipster from a small town in vermont who was the only asian person in his town and that’s why he knew so much about white people. i was so excited that someone who wasnt white was so right about me. but then i saw your picture on the book, and i was so disappointed. i felt betrayed. i bet you’re not even from vermont. 😦
guys have bangs a lot, but 50% of white people consider them emo. Therefore, guys with bangs are just not like girls with bangs. Hence the awful gender prejudice against guys with bangs.
Why did the girl eat bullets?
So she could grow bangs.
it’s better to not look at reality. Use the white people imagination and believe the author is what you think!
and let me guess, you’re muslim!
But I support Portnoy’s Complaint! What other nice little arguments would there be to read on here? It’s quite entertaining!
I beg to differ. My haircut cost 60 dollars. Cash.
Okay, debit.
I actually think this one is a bit of a stretch.
But only a really white person would still say “jump the shark.” Impressive Helen. Very impressive.
Bought your book today and showed it around to some non-internet folks. Very funny read, a lot of friends related to it, especially to some obscure bands and such that not even i know of.
Will there be a ‘sequel’ book once you hit 300 Stuff White People Like?
congrats on the book deal.
the real Portnoy doesn’t use weasel phrases like “jump the shark”.
lack of foreskin/mutiliation is YID!!!!
therapy is for JEWS and only Jews.
Whites should shun that jew-inspired confusion. Ugh.
Whites in therapy are jewified failures.
Anyone who thinks this site has jumped the shark based on this post doesn’t realize how extremely accurate this assessment of the “bangs” haircut is in certain areas of the States (i.e. the Northeast). Spot-on.
This SWPL stuff is half-ass. Here is something that is truly White.
Here is something that is truly non-white.
I hope all the sucker Whites that are voting for Obama realize what they are dragging our future generations into.
Obama is the harbinger, sure in 1988 they said the ANC would bring peace and prosperity and “unification”. Nothing could have been proven more wrong.
wake up dumb Whites. Fools. Sell out your own offspring’s futures with this multi-cult garbage.
I thought we were just talking about a haircut.
I always wore bangs to cover up my big-ass forehead.
This post is so correct. I only do women who have bangs.
The rest, I just push ’em off the couch.
Wow Rebecca, you really are a jerk.
Yeah, really, dude gives us all some nice humor to brighten our day, and you just insult him ’cause he’s an ugly redhead. Not cool.
dude go away. nobody cares about what you think. you obviously don’t “get” the site. quit trolling.
This stuff is so true that it is down right scary! I do love the fact that half the people making comments don’t really “get it” but I guess that adds to the magic of this wbsite. I have read them all but I am going to go by the book so I can show all my white friends that I can read.
I guess I didn’t realize how big “bangs” were. However, there is definitely certain kinds that fly. Bangs can be corny for white people too, don’t forget that! Usually the hottest white chicks always have cool cut bangs though…or even the fashionable or indie straight across, but its usually the right person. Straight across bangs can sometimes be nerdly.
Well…Beyonce wears bangs, and she’s hot.
But I guess she’s not white, neither is she nerd-ly.
Did I just repeat myself? Oh well…anyhow.
What do you call a gangsta with bangs?
Banged gang banger?
Thank God, I’m cool. Oh thank God, I’ve been practicing being popular my whole life. Whee and Yay.
“…we will soon come kick your colored-hating ass…”
Long Pig taste yum-yum.
Oh how I love Jenny Lewis…..and her bangs.
Shut up “kev”. Loser.
I understand this site more than you can imagine.
you wouldn’t be an East Coast snob, now would you?
Trends used to start on the East Coast, then they began in the California, now that the west coast lacks quality Whites and whites are fleeing….I think maybe trends start in the Pacific NW??
cute girls. I see that she was forced to move to Halifax, Nova Scotia.
trends can start anywhere now…ashville, austin, san diego, fargo. get overyourself
intersting…i havent seen the guys w/ bangs look yet – or i havent noticed it yet. i’ll keep me eye out for it
you dont like happy days? with the great yid Henry Winkler?
you think you own a name. looser.
Kev,
I’m sorry, that was rude thing to say. Please accept my apologies. Sometimes I let me emotions run away with me.
Cheers – have a great day!
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
Stuff This White Person Doesn’t Like – this website.
And no, I am not too stupid to “get it” – I understand it full well and I think the person who created this site along with all of the pretentious morons who comment to say “That’s so me! I’m so white!” are a bunch of self-depricating schmucks.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, losers!
Wow, I guess some white chicks take themselves too seriously. Life is short, so learn to enjoy it and find the humor in yourself as well as the world around you.
more like a white chick with no sense of humour.
Get over yourself indeed.
right on!
it’s kinda funny
well, actually you’re right. I’m sorry that i’m such a dork. I really need some help.
namaste,
pc
as white as they cum
I think bangs look nice. Besides, more Asian girls have bangs than do white girls.
do white people like college, fancy food and wine?
http://www.scwinos.blogspot.com
Lighten up and don’t visit the site if you don’t like it. You don’t see me wasting my time visiting your favorite site: “stuff uptight humorless politically correct whiners like” and making stupid comments….yeah we’re the losers.
You make me feel so dirty.
Ahhhhhh, nothing like uptight self righteous white people.
The lucky guy that marrys you better be ready for some fun.
I thought “Blacks” could have blond hair. It is rare. Not many blacks have the recessive blond gene so getting 2 of them together at the same party is a low probablity event. Of course you could rig the game by starting with one blond and one black and then see what happens. I used to watch low budget movies about about that same scenario.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_color
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond#Geographic_distribution
Maybe next time you should be a little faster biznitch. You got served.
do you have bangs?
I have some hair in my asshole, that is getting rather long. I think I could develop some bangs there, if you want to check.
duh – I get it, most of the recent “Portnoy’s Complaint” posts are by different people. *clearly* the last is characteristically _not_ him. thanks random person for making the obvious, well, uh, obvious! :S
nice! lol I should laugh at my own argumentative self too! XD
namaste,
me
plenty of catholics do it too. my priest was circumsized
you should know, big bear!
i really wanna know what white people don’t like
Whites don’t like anti-White racists, like the writers for “The Family Guy” etc. and also the 40,000 negros that rape white women every single year in the United States.
That’s just a start. Need more?
I agree with that, however no Asian could be as hot as the girl in this thread’s pic.
Only Whites losers who cannot land White women (long story) date and fatally reproduce with asians.
White losers date Asians and they foul and trash our ancestors’ gene pool. Whites that date asians are LOSERS. Is this clear yet???
Beyonce is a negro. This site is about whites.
I have a jew following me around!!! Such a compliment.
Moe Howard.
the jew stooge from the 1930’s.
bowl cut.
bangs.
5 foot 3 inches tall
My next non-white jewish name is “joy behar”!!!!! 🙂
listen you fag-ass “hipster-emo-indie” person — did it ever occur to you that you are probably 1/3 of the man your grandfather was?
Then your priest was a jew. Figures.
That girl is ONE FINE White woman.
Only a White male and a White female COULD EVER produce a specimen that looks like that!!!!
Cheers!
what does the “C” stand for in NAACP?
ha ha
then why is a non-white bigot like you trolling here?
Sepharidic Jews are hated and discriminated against, and they are shunned by the world’s top racists: the ashkenazi
Look, save all your drivel and waste of typing time.
What I say is true, get off your high horse.
How many countries have your kind BEEN EXPELLED from?
You cannot find enough scapegoats to cover for your people’s conduct and history, which time and time again always proves to be hostile to the host.
douche bag, you obviously didn’t get the memo that we are to celebrate diversity.
If Whites race-mix with everyone else, then Whites can no longer sustain Western Civ and White culture. Duh!
celebrate diversity, do not destroy it.
Half-caste offspring always identify with the lower caste. You already know this deep down.
A 1/2 black and 1/2 Irish person (Obama), will cease to be White.
Obama’s mother ended her ancestors’ line FOREVER. Do you get this?
She DESTROYED diversity.
Britney Spears can feed her kids without welfare and White people paying for her food stamps and hospital bills.
Do you have any idea how foolish you sound?
Betty Page
show your proof.
When the Whites kicked out the Muslims and Jews from Europe, if they were all “mixed”, how then did this occur?
You don’t know shit.
Blacks have lived in the USA for 250 years and we can all still tell who our own people are.
Your “mixing” theory is tired anti-White hate propaganda.
clander is a useful jew tool.
Why do you think NPR et al jumped on his stuff?
because, like the “Simpsons” and “the Family Guy” his stuff serves to demean Whites.
How is this not obvious?
Book deal? Yeah sure, if you are anti-White or a White dupe…come on board.
Geesh.
Can anyone block this douchebag’s IP?
For the sake of humanity, I beg you…
I am sorry. I don’t really mean what I post.
I am just an uneducated, overweight lonely man living in Nebraska. The lack of a social life drives me to troll this website when I am not looking at porn.
Please forgive me I have nothing better to do
> Besides, more Asian girls have bangs than do white girls.
Exactly.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/
moron. this shows the extent of ‘the inbred yid’s’ IQ.
This site is wrong.
The reason why:
While this is not true for other races, there are actually varying types of white people.
White people can be nerds, rednecks, hippies douchebags, overconfident, losers, jocks, band geeks, artists, musicians, liars, thiefs, priests, lovers, gang members, weight lifters, video-gamers, film-makers, peace protesters, meat eaters, vegans, jesus freaks, satanists, conservatives, liberals. penny pinchers, SUV drivers, environmentalists, hunters, murderers, judges, criminals, rapists, victims, Jazz musicians, reggae lovers, Muslims, jews, atheists, hindus, racists, abolitionists, communists, republicans, redheads, blondes, surfers, farmers, scene kids, ska kids, punk kids, metal kids, goth kids, kids trying to be black, homeless, drug-attics, wealthy, etc..
They can be everything and everything that is the opposite of everything.
As with other races, there is not this kind of variation simply because they have developed a hatred and distrust for white people that came from their parents who want their kids to remain the same stereo-type of their race that they are themselves. Other races want to cling to one type of character so they can identify how they are different from white people. This develops an “us and them” mentality, meaning that any black, latino, or asian person who may act “white” is condemned by their friends and family.
White people actually vary, contrary to what this site suggests that they are all the same.
This site should be called, stuff hypocritical liberals like.
They Might Be Giants wrote a song about it!
http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/T/theymightbegiantslyrics/theymightbegiantsbangslyrics.htm
UH, Yid, what alternate version of reality are you living in, and why are you ranting your ridiculously Babylonian message on a light-hearted page that is, uh, like, supposed to be entertainment in the form of white people making fun of themselves?
For once, I think this is wrong. I don’t know a single white chick who has bangs and I’m a white chick. Most girls I know think they’re annoying.
it’s probably because I am starved of attention and validation in my current position in life/society. i have problems maintaining stable relationships with intimate friends and my family.
also, this is an inherent problem in a wide-open blog forum. the people who run this site probably want as much traffic as possible to drive up hit rates, which make it rank higher on search engines etc (yes, it’s a little more complex than that, but I’m summarizing here). it’s a slightly more complex site to manage that way, but I wish they would set it up like that.
i meant the this site sould have user names and passwords locked to the account.
buddhist
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Dalai Lama
bad evil man! BLACK PEOPLE BETTER DAN U.
I am black and i enjoy raping white women and rap music and shaving my head and blaming things on whites just like every other black person alive. thank you goodbye.
You can quote Dalai Lama ~ I admire you~!
Oh…speaking of whom, why hasn’t Dalai Lama been mentioned by this blog?
His Hollyness should be the next entry, I’ve decided.
right – crowds of people saw him the last trip… but the Pope draws pretty well too.
hmmm.
how about Music Festivals?
Or expensive sports – like skiing? How non-whites are in Aspen or Vail?
I like the part when you have to point out that you are not to stupid to get it.
.
Guess you’re not that cool.
I am guessing any race besides someone white wrote this blog because, they definatly aren’t white because, if you were half of the stupid things on this list wouldnt be on here. White people hate math.. they why are there so many white accountants,teachers,mathmetitions? This blog is about rich stuck up white people which is about 30 percent of all white people the rest are just normal. they dont have a lot of money and they arent racist they are just regular people like everyone else. what if there was a blog saying black people like good times, kool-aid,and welfare. or asians like school, rice, and being cheap. or hispanics like beer,stealing,and burritos. I do not believe that is what blacks ,asians,and hispanics like but, do you see how stereotypical that is. now if one of those is your race and you completly disagree and feel offended how do you think white people feel when they are judged like that?
lighten up – it’s a joke – we have to be able to laugh at ourselves – see #101, thanks for making their point! – i’m white, i have bangs cause i hate my hair in my eyes, i have played some kid games with other adults, although i do not drink coffee, will not vote for obama, and being female i am not “into” asian girls tho i do think that for the most part they are very pretty!
i do not agree with racial stereotyping that cast negative asspersions (sp?) on an entire culture of people based purely on color and race, but i don’t think that is what is happening on this sight – they’re just general observations.
right guys?….
Hell yes, that’s right.
Dear Comment-Leavers Trying to Discuss Stereotyping,
Do me a favor. Look up “Satire” in the dictionary. Then take said dictionary and bring it up swiftly and firmly to your forehead.
This will accomplish two things:
A. If reading the definition did not help you understand, hopefully osmosis will.
B. It may possibly render you unconscious, so that you don’t leave idiotic comments about serious issues on a satirical website.
Kindest Regards,
Scott
P.S. The white person in me REALLY wants to correct your grammar.
Well said Scott. Finally someone understands.
This list is complete
By replying, you have succumbed to his goading. You lose. P’s C wins.
actually a white guy did write this. and it’s HUMOR
Of course Aussies are well known as the biggest airheads on the planet. No Aussie in world history has ever communicated any statement any more noteworthy than “Cheers mate! No worries!”.
The Australian mouth is, to the eye of a Canadian, noticeably deformed from years of smiling and laughing at everything, while not realizing one’s country is going to hell. Similar to the British Disease, but more annoying.
Yo talk about your hemorrhoids, gooey piles, dig in. Yes a swollen mass of dilated veins within the anus. That should be #105 White people love to talk hemorrhoids and heroin, ask Applegate shoot up time!
Oh Scottie, are you a metrosexual white male, go have a starbucks and get over yourself, you fucking fool, just kidding Scottie.
No, I’m atheist.
He who refers to himself as “God”, is, in fact, a troll, as we know there is only one true god: me.
this site can’t be real.
http://thedeathofthenword.wordpress.com/
What do you think about this website man?
im glad there’s lively satire out there in the world.
Yep Christian (who created this blog) is a white guy – check this out:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-rodriguez25feb25,0,1952462.column
I for one find it very funny, esp since i have bangs and I am soooo cool. lol. 🙂
Proper White People love America. Happy 4th of July all.
Most uncreative. I’m embarrassed for the author.
totally. sitting on my ass commenting on blogs takes far more integrity than the person who does this blog and could currently buy and sell me would ever hope to have. thank god for people like us.
I guess that now clanders book is out he has forgotten his blog…..hmm someone sounds elitist………I wont buy his book because it uses paper made from trees. Im also shocked that he didnt have anything for fourth of july, I know we are supposed to hate america right now, but come on just one little blip about it, just one.
I am definitely the “wrong” kind of white person, but I have had bangs my whole life. It is just an easy hair style…
Yeah, I definitely use bangs to cover my huge forehead…
Some girls don’t have hair at all. What about them? White people MUST like them.
http://fastforwardrevue.wordpress.com/
So this blog sums up white america, now wonder you’re sinking into the abyss of drugs, debt, illegitimacy, illiteracy. Enjoy your chaos, and worthless dollar.
Ali Babba and hrhkat, I think both of you (by your comments) believe that Clander is American, but if I’m not mistaken, he’s Canadian. For that reason, hrhkat, why should he mention the 4th of July, or care about the sinking American dollar, Ali Babba, if he’s dealing in Canadian dollars!?
Interesting. My not being white, I have often been curious to know what white people thought of themselves. This site makes that possible. So often I supposed that most just consider themselves…normal or “american”. (sigh!)
Anyway…the bang thing is factual if you ever care to observe. One thing I noticed back in the 70’s was the Farah Fawett hair do that as on the head of every white girl I went to school with! And then there was the “wing” look!
Anyway…hair cuts and styles is the only thing that is valid with respect to diveristy in the white culture. Hair color is not all that diverse. (The blond hair and tanning thing is beyound me!)
The only race of the planet that comes with all shades, colors. hues, undertones, hair color and texture, lip and eye shape and color is Black people from around the world. And will do so all in one family from the same two parents!
So…now the cats out of the bag…I’m black. And with respect to hair…we have a whole other thing going for us.
You call that coarse shit hair? Go smoke some crack and enjoy some kool aide.
Your right, and yet every other economy in the world would be NOTHING without us. I hope america become issolationists, then the rest of the world would go mad within months and we will be able to sit back and what the show. Its lovely to have a giant ocean on either side of you. and only share a border with 2 countries, how many countries can say that?
Reading this reply, I felt compelled to answer. I know people have read this mess, and I know we are all thinking the same thing…
Dude. It’s Kool AID, not AIDE. Get your stereotype/dumbass comment straight before you post it. Geez.
what if you’re ugly and you have bangs?
does it still work then? or do people just like it when your forehead is covered?
uh, blond hair, red hair, brown, black. because all this really matters!
well if you wanna put it that way, the woman spelled beyond “beyound”
Don’t forget Liz Phair.
How Liz Phair suppressed my ulcer for another five years? Discuss here: http://misikal.com/?p=136
Is this worth talking about? White woman’s bangs (I hope his book has more than this), maybe he should follow the MSM and talk about OJ’s troubles, R. Kelly trial, Paris Hilton, Brittany, Whoopi and the View, all distractions. While mainstream media creates illusions, the gov’t steps on our throats by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like “America Deceived” from Amazon, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting wars for a foriegn gov’t.
Impeach them all and end this madness.
Final link (until Google Books bends to pressure and drops the title):
http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0
I am sorry. I don’t really mean what I post.
I am just an uneducated, overweight lonely man living in Nebraska. The lack of a social life drives me to troll this website when I am not looking at porn.
Please forgive me I have nothing better to do
a pipe?
we whites prefer a shisha (or ‘hookah’ for those not as hip). ethnic, yet accessible.
then maybe we will think about smoking your nonsense.
sic semper tyrannus!
True, many white women wear bangs. What insight!!!!! You know what else white women wear? Blouses. And socks too.
But honey, you will need oil and lots of cheap shit from China, and where will you get cocaine and Heroin, you know you will need that. The world is watching the U.S.A. meltdown show!
You are not funny and this is stupid. If blogging didn’t exist, you’d never get this shit published.
Here’s one for ya’:
Some white people are pretentious, no talent morons who’ll do anything to get their face seen to fill the void of mediocrity that festers within. Guess which blogger falls in that category?
um, dumbass. This is a humor blog.
Scott:
First, osmosis is only for water; you mean diffusion.
Second, there shouldn’t be a comma in item (B) because you have an independent clause followed by a dependent clause.
You should try correcting your own grammar before you make fun of others’ grammar.
Blank, you write like a 10 year old. That probably means you’re stuipd and poor. This website doesn’t apply to you because you’re the “wrong type of white person.”
Enjoy the working class.
“You are not funny and this is stupid. If blogging didn’t exist, you’d never get this shit published.
Some white people are pretentious, no talent morons who’ll do anything to get their face seen to fill the void of mediocrity that festers within. Guess which blogger falls in that category?”
Shut the fuck up white chick, your probably pissed because your a girl with bangs. Stop being an uptight bitch, this guys site is hilarious and speaks some truth. White chick is your user name, ahahahahaha is that some kind of joke? Learn to lighten up and get the sand out of your vagina. If blacks, latinos, and other races can laugh at themselves and their stereotypes, whites should be no different. AND YOU DO HAVE STEREOTYPES TRUST ME. Your not as original, enlightened, and unique as you think you are, and you probably fit 2/3s of the stereotypes he’s talking about anyway.
apparently it’s enough worth talking about for you to comment on it
assertions
or the canadian disease. dun dun dun.
totally! like don’t you all love how these comments are a pissing contest about who has the wittiest exit lines?
good idea, and how bout “renouncing catholicism”? some young whities seem to be blaming the catholic church for all their problems
It’s very simple: if you don’t like it, don’t read it.
whatever. Just please stay the fuck out of our gene pool. Don’t fuck it up like that Kenyan deadbeat who knocked up that Kansas liberal slut, and gave us the hideous looking mongrel, Obama. Yuck.
The USA is melting down in DIRECT PROPORTION to the amounts of non-Whites it takes in.
It’s really that simple.
I had a great weekend, since I was able to exercise my free choice and hang out with WHITE PEOPLE!!!
Yeah, no forced integration, no forced bullshit, no affirm action people, no mess at all.
God, if the USA could become White again, we wouldn’t be going down the tubes.
“Scott” is a metrosexual name for sure, only topped by probably “Josh”.
yeah, but on their deathbeds they won’t be so cocky. Actually once these same people realize that they DO want to get married in a church , and not by some civil douche-bag, they come around. When these same people have children they choose to baptize them, etc.
Even now, with Whites unable to use the public schools that they pay for with taxes, they choose to send their kids to catholic schools for the good education, free of gang-bangers, homo-curricula, jew-inspired leftist/marxist anti-White drivel etc.
No doubt about it. 40 yearsand the data is in!!!
Civil Rights was appeasement of the negros and it didn’t work.
Whites don’t like anti-White racists, like the writers for “The Family Guy” etc. and also the 40,000 negros that rape white women every single year in the United States.
That’s just a start. Need more?
There is nothing in the world more “kosher” than the porn industry.
Totally jewified filth.
Only Whites losers who cannot land White women (long story) date and fatally reproduce with asians and trash the White gene pool.
You can have your opinion. The “Asian girls” thread has over 1000 posts on it discussing this very subject.
How un-SWPL and intolerant of you to show up here and try to “ban” a clander subject.
Move along, fool.
What kind of idiotic White retard would hope to read a White blog written by an asian?
White liberals are the most f*cked up, and self-hating idiots in the world today.
My theory is that White liberals and hipsters have degraded to such a degree from the caliber of their grandparents that they are only 1/3 as White.
Many of today’s Whites who visit this site, who are so “proud” of being White (that’s why they are here), see nothing wrong with destroying their genes and denying their OWN OFFSPRING the ability to be White, and share in their ancestors’ backgrounds.
Schlueter: Do you actually think those “cool” (cough, cough) glasses hide that big schnoz of yours?
show us your profile without the glasses on.
that girl “a white chick with some sense” used the term “Schmuck”. Sorry, but no self-respecting White girl uses those Yidbag terms.
The only worthwhile Yid word is probably “schmooze”, the rest are not fit for the White vocabulary.
Things black people like
10. Family Reunions- Man is it just me or do black people love a freaking family reunion!!!!! Shirts with the tree and all 500 names….3 last names of the family…..wow
9. The Electric slide- Something about this dance ( for those who dont kno, its like line dancing, with a little more funk)…somehow whenever me and my family get together somebody starts doing that shit!!!!!
8.The “Candy Lady” This is a older women in the neighborhood who sells candy and snacks out of her house, cool cups (cups of super sweet Kool-aid frozen. Giant pickles, hood candies ( boston baked beans, lemon heads, mambas, ect. If you didnt have enough money the candy lady would let you slide. The candy lady is mostly found in the hood. if your a black person who doesnt live in the hood….. you kno someone who does.
7. Jet magazine- So small, and yet its filled with so much info!!!! Beauty of the week, photo of the week, News, Politics, music charts, fashion….I know you kno somebody who has a Jet magazine collection from ‘91….Whats funny is you can sit and read all those bitchez in a hour.
6.Black movies- School days, Boyz in the hood, menace to society, love and basketball, love jones, soul food, Baby boy, brown sugar, best man, brothers, the wood, Friday….only the first one…i dont know what the hell is up with the rest but anyways…..these movies just make you feel like bonding with other blacks….most people kno all the words example” Craig,how come every time im in the kitchen, you’re in the kitchen?….Eating all the got damn food!” -Friday. “RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKYYYYY”- Boys in the hood. and “Swallow but never chew”- The wood
5.Hair- Perms, afros, Jheri curls, Curly weaves, Straight Weaves fades, bobs, ceasers, dreads, braids. Micros, cornrowns, gumby. Beauty supply, salons and barbers, doesnt matter if your from the hood or the burbs….you gotta have those edges straight!!!!!lol
4. Grandma-Now i know everybody loves Grandma, but black people will KILL somebody over grandma… In most cases they would do so for their grandma before they would for their mother …and you know how many fights you have seen over the “your mama” statements….you wanna make a black person mad …”your grandmama” would really hit the spot. She can cook, she always has your back….she’ll pick your side over her own child….even the biggest thug will take their hat off in the house if grandma asks.
3. Bill Clinton…….I dont know any black people that just hate Bill Clinton. Not one….Thats all I can say.
2. Soul Food, yeah yeah i know how bad it is for you , but i have to have my fried turkey, chicken. Ham, pork chops greens , mac and cheese, cabbage, sweet potato, cornbread, 7 up cake and big ass lass of Kool- aid or that stuff with sprite and rainbow shirbert icecream and friut…i know you have had it, but what is it called…..hhhhmmmmm?????? Just have to eat it at least 3 times a year…. Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas…..Sorry
1. Other Black People- I know this one may be a little hard for people to beleive considering that black on black crime is out of control, but i must say,Black people can grow up in their neighborhood and kno everyone in a 3 block span….you get so close to your neighbors they know your in trouble before you do!!!!!! Like your mom told my mom if you didnt get a A on your report card she was going to beat your ass!!!!! I never understood how a serial killer could live in the neighborhood and white people are like “I had no Idea!” In the hood you know everybody….the crack head, the good kids, the thugs, dope boys…..everybody….Black people lead a civil rights movement for eachother!!!!!!!!! Man i love my people. And i know that if you asked most black people if they would want to be white they would say “Hell No” If you asked them if they wanted to be treated white, now thats a whole different story…..Its something about growing up black in america that is undiscribable. I wouldnt change it for the world.
#11: Grape Soda
#12: Menthol Cigarettes
#13: Kicks
#14: Moustaches
#15: Yelling during movies at the cinema
The comments are as funny as the blog :-).
I always knew, that white Americans have no sense for satire or making fun about themselves. But what really cracks me up, is, if you push the right buttons of some people, they turn out to be such nasty racists, although in real life they probably hide it very well.
But it does prove my point, that America is still a racist and bigot country hiding behind a liberal surface. One reason why I like this blog. It has a lot of humor and also shows the true faces, even involuntary. Or maybe not?
I would love your comments so much more if you had done a spellcheck before posting. Even black people do not like misspelled words.
This is so hilariously true. I AM a girl with bangs, and I was a nerdy girl that moved to the city. I’ve also dated many guys in bands.
You like me! You really like me!
my wife has bangs!
If blogging didn’t exist you wouldn’t have your soap box to spray us with your diarrhea comments.
I’m sure you patted yourself on the back with “void of mediocrity”—-way to make our heads spin you ding dong.
you tell them amerikkkans!!
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See, this comment was actually funny, honest, and insightful; no passive-hyperaggression, no “escape-hatch” “irony”, no palpable hatred of Proper White People.
This stupid book is about white people in America. White people in other countries are way cooler.Okay, maybe not in apartheid South Africa or Nazi Germany.These days, though, white people outside of America wouldn’t be any way as naff or annoying as the saps featured here. Stupid Yanks
Girls in Italy have bangs, and they are much hotter than Americans. Speaking of Italy, I read a crazy opinion on Venice. There is some truth to it though. Check it out now here: http://www.garbarrassing.com (blog #9)…Good stuff.
“Learn to lighten up and get the sand out of your vagina. If blacks, latinos, and other races can laugh at themselves and their stereotypes, whites should be no different.” Actually, most people don’t like being reduced to a bunch of insulting stereotypes based on their race. That’s called racism. Racism isn’t funny. It fosters hate and inequality. Hate and inequality are bad. I’m talking slowly because you’re a total fucking moron and I want to help you to understand.
Wrong! If you have straight hair, bangs do not obstruct your view.
Check it out – great blog:
http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
great blog: http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
I like the picture of Jenny Lewis on this post, she looks adorable.
Ayesha, you need your own blog! Very funny stuff……..and I’m white. Thanks for making me laugh.
Dude, YOU’RE fake!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
because anti-everybody elses like you troll here, Portnoy!
That and this IS a humor website, and one that hits over .500, at that!
She bangs!
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Funny shirts that smell like your mom… http://www.FAILshirts.com
Oh, I LOVE it when Portnoy talks to himself!
You really should go outside, get some fresh air in your lungs! And I’m sure Vivian’s missing you.
Think about it, man, there’s a whole world out there, of such beauty, and yet, yet you sit there, writing these horrid things (you should be ashamed of yourself for what you said to Jess!) that you obviously don’t mean. You spend SO much time here, what do you actually gain from posting here?
At the end of the day, you can only be pitied. Remember, Portnoy, Youth and Time are fleeting. For your own sake, you best be on your way…
how is “schmooze” acceptable, bubbeleh?
And while you’re at it, show ME your dick!
Truth be told, this whole Inbred Yid thing is just a prank. I am a desperately, desperately lonely man who hasn’t come to terms with who he really is. The straights won’t accept me because of who I am, and the gays (what few there are in rural Nebraska, I hope to go to Omaha one day) won’t accept me because I’m absolutely hideous!
Help!
I should probably get my own blog, they’re free after all…
“jow”? “O” isn’t anywhere near “e” on the keyboard! Are you high or something?
Why and under what circumstances were you checking your priest for foreskin? Inquiring minds want to know!
Portnoy, cram it.
This guy’s a phony! A big fat phony!
wow. okay. my gf is asian and she has bangs. it’s called a fashion trend. people follow them; life imitates art; blah blah.
man, any blog site about what trendy cool people like set in a repetitive dave attenborough formula that generates one million hits daily has a book published? ah. it’s because he replaced ‘trendy cool’ with ‘white’. awesome to know what a pleasant pile of bullshit this world we live in is.
at least that maddox guy illustrates the pictures that accompany his rants.
so serious, you are.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
Please do not foul our White gene pool with your asian gf.
Do you want your first-born son to be asian and look nothing like you? or your ancestors?
Wake up jerk. Get some balls and ask a White girl out.
not “south africa”…..my, my how many STUPID White liberal self-delusional morons like “jeff” are out there.
Each and every day committing to the demise of their own (future) kids and grandkids world
here ya go, asshole “jeff”
“A warning from South Africa.”
Hi, please vote for my husband. I hate Whites deep-down, and Barrack attended an anti-White racist church for 20 years, courting all kinds of black nationalists.
You should help vote for the non-white ascendancy in the USA, it’s really done wonders in South Africa.
Boy, in 1994 they came up with that neat new flag, it was all going to be so “post-racial”. I guess they didn’t predict all the killings of Whites.
#3 Bill Clinton
LOL!!
A proven White failure. He sucked up to blacks, hurt Whites, then he marries a feminst White-hating bitch wife, and to top it all off…..he produces only one White offspring (Chelsea).
Bill Clinton is the perfect example of White demise, he’s a LITERAL ROADMAP of what Whites should not do.
Even now, with Whites unable to use the public schools that they pay for with taxes, they choose to send their kids to catholic schools for the good education, free of gang-bangers, homo-curricula, jew-inspired leftist/marxist anti-White drivel etc.
don’t deny it buddy.
Whites cannot even use the public schools in the USA anymore, that they pay for.
Shut up loser.
Lonley weaselly jewish men love to rip on White areas, like “texas” o “nebraska”, only so people won’t know about the inbreeding Yids in New York, or the pornographer jews in “LA”.
Hi, I hate Whites! You suckers will all vote for Barack, who will then put in place even more anti-white programs than already exist.
Tens of millions of white Americans are eager to give their votes to a presidential candidate who spent 20 years ardently courting black nationalists. Obama’s wife, Michelle, who routinely targets whites as racists, enjoys far more enthusiastic affection among white Americans than do White candidates that care about America as a whole.
You dumb Whites: Anti-White and hurtful-to-Whites policies are put into effect with the explicit or implicit consent of the white majority.
suckers. deluded fools, will get a knife in your backs in about 50 more years.
There is no consent, either implicit or explicit, by the white majority, for the anti white “policies” currently being shoved down white America’s throat. Dont assume the majority of whites accept this browbeating just because the media tells us that not to be accepting of this pc brainwashing is indicative of one being a supremacist or racist. Under normal circumstances, white America IMO, would indeed revolt at the unwavering assault by the marxists, revisionists, etc, on our heritage and culture (and in fact I believe that day is nearer than most think). But these are not normal times. The left hijacked the national media and our public education system and began a slow transformation towards the anti white environment we are now living under. It took more than 40 years. Had the left tried to force feed all this pc nonsense onto white America at one sitting there would have been an uprising like this country hasnt seen since the beginning of WWII.
Even with so many whites having been browbeaten into submission, there will be a revolt. Everyone has a breaking point. I personally see more and more whites reaching their breaking point. Just look at the revolt by white America when our alleged “leaders” tried to force amnesty for ILLEGAL ALIENS down our windpipes. Whites are fed up with being relegated to second class citizen status. Things are changing. Slowly. But they are changing.
is GWB a muderer?
The man who put Charles Manson in the big house wants to do the same thing for the occupant of the White House. At the very least. Just the title of legendary prosecutor and best-selling true-crime author Vincent Bugliosi’s new book makes it a hot potato: “The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder” (Vanguard Press, $26.95, currently No. 12 on The New York Times hardcover nonfiction list). Nutshell: Because the president lied America into war, he’s responsible for every resulting death.
In other words, light reading.
Bugliosi, 73, told me by phone from his Los Angeles home I was the only one from a major paper to interview him so far, and no TV either. Said he’s been “blacked out” for the first time.
Q: I know someone who can expect an audit this year.
A: (Laughs.) Oh boy, that’s funny. I don’t know, that’s not too serious a response to me. People say to me all the time, “You’ve got to be crazy to take on the president of the United States, you’ve got to have a lot of courage.” I don’t think in terms of courage, I don’t think I’m the craziest guy. This is all motivated by anger.
Q: Your reception for this book has been a little different from previous ones.
A: Well, you know, I’ve never thought about a publisher. That’s an automatic, you know? Every true-crime book of mine has been a best-seller. I’ve had three that got up to number one, and no other true-crime author has had more than one. With this case I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, to the point where I had to fly back east, and the fear was palpable when I met with the publishers. The publishing industry is fairly liberal, and they were sympathetic to the book and they realized immediately the marketability of the book but they’d say things like this to me: “Mr. Bugliosi, are you sure you want to publish this book?” So I had a very difficult time getting a publisher, for the first time in my over-30-year career. The next level is getting the audio. Well that was always an automatic, I never even spent a moment talking about it. This time I get a call from my agent. “Vince I can’t get any audio company in America to do the audio on this book.” So we had to get the British Broadcasting Company to do it, and it’s available now in America.
Right now as I’m talking to you, Mark, there is a documentary for the big screen being produced. It’s going through editing now, based on my book. The producers couldn’t raise one penny in America for it. The money had to come in from Canada. With all my other books, the only question I asked was “What day am I flying back to New York City?” You fly back to New York City. That’s where you start the tour. You start out on one of the morning shows, you do other national TV shows, and you start traveling around the country. They couldn’t get one booking on one show. Not one. Over a 30-year history, never got rejections like this. The fear, again, was palpable. Liberal as well as conservative, totally blacked me out. Q: I’ll tell you the reason for that: No sex.
A: That’s why I’m being blacked out? No, no, no.
Q: Sex equals outrage. I thought Clinton proved it.
A: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. No, it’s fear. The left wing fears the right wing. The right wing doesn’t fear the left. But the left one is fearful. They’re not going to put me on, because if they do they’re fearful of being savaged by the right wing. And the right wing doesn’t want to put me on where I’m talking about prosecuting their guy for murder and he could end up on death row. So they’re just terrified of it.
Q: You say you’re a Democrat, but you go to some lengths to show that your argument and motivation are nonpartisan.
A: The main reason I’m a Democrat is, in the absence of some compelling reason to be otherwise, I am always for the little guy. But my orientation is not rigid. I supported John McCain in 2000 in his run for the presidency. I think if you were to ask my peers around the country, the main word that they apply to me more than any other word is the word “credibility.” And the reason I have credibility is that no one knows what I’m going to say until I open my mouth. Because the evidence takes me where I end up talking about it. I have no predisposition toward a certain side, so if a Democratic president did what George Bush did, I would have written the same identical book. My only master, my only mistress, are the facts and objectivity.
Q: You say that life imprisonment should only be a fallback position. If this seems like a radical idea at first, then you haul off and cite the law.
A: What is radical is the notion that the president is above the law, and there’s just absolutely no support for that proposition. The U.S. Constitution is very clear. After the president leaves office, he can be prosecuted for all crimes he committed while he was in office. Why do you think Ford pardoned Nixon? After Nixon resigned … there was quite a demand in this country to prosecute him for Watergate-related crimes — I think they were, well, let’s see, there was wiretapping, obstruction of justice, subornation of perjury — infinitely less serious crimes than what George Bush has done.
Q: A specific law relates to the way you prosecuted Manson.
A: It’s the law of what they call “vicarious liability,” that you yourself have not physically committed the act, but you’re guilty for the act being committed by another party. If a person deliberately sets in motion a chain of events which he knows will cause — that’s the key word — cause a third-party innocent agent, here Iraqis killing Americans, to commit an act, he is criminally responsible for that act. Under the law, he cannot immunize himself from criminal responsibility by causing a third party to do the killing. He’s still responsible. So here’s Bush then deliberately setting in motion a chain of events which he knows — unless he’s going to argue, “Well your honor, I was planning a war without casualties.” If he wants to sound silly, OK, but that would be rejected out of hand. He had to know that he was setting in motion a chain of events that would inevitably result in the death of American lives.
Q: If Americans don’t have the stomach for impeachment, what do you think is the real chance of Bush being prosecuted?
A: There’s a substantial likelihood as a direct result of this book, that Bush is going to end up in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder, and the main reason I say that is because of the great number of prosecutors that I’ve established jurisdiction for in my book. Bush can be prosecuted for two crimes here: conspiracy to commit murder and murder. Under federal law, we’re only really talking about one prosecutor, that’s the attorney general back in Washington, D.C., operating through his Department of Justice. There are 93 U.S. attorneys throughout the country. Theoretically they could bring an action, but from a practical standpoint it’s not going to happen. They’re not going to do it without getting the consent of their boss in Washington, D.C. But on a state level, I’ve established jurisdiction and did a lot of work on it for the attorney general in each of the 50 states and the 950 approximately district attorneys in counties within those states to prosecute Bush for the murder of any soldier or soldiers from their state or county who died fighting in Iraq in George Bush’s war. I’m offering my services in any way that the prosecutor sees fit, which would include all the way from being a consultant up to an including being appointed a special prosecutor.
So what I’m telling you here is that this is not just an academic theoretical legal treatise. This is a legal blueprint to bring this guy to justice. I’m very, very serious about it. At my age, I don’t have time for fanciful reveries. I mean I’ve got a good reputation as a prosecutor, I think. And in the area of the criminal law I think I have credibility. I never in a million years would throw all of that out the window — because my legal reputation’s on the line here — and talk about prosecuting Bush for murder unless I felt there was more than enough evidence to convict him and I was standing on very strong legal ground.
Q: What do you think are the chief arguments against you?
A: There’s one argument of course, “Mr. Bugliosi, how can you prosecute Bush for murder? Congress approved going to war Oct. 11.” What they don’t know is that it’s boilerplate law that fraud vitiates — meaning negates — consent. A consent induced by fraud is no good. Yes, Congress did approve, but they were deceived into war.
The main argument I seem to be getting from people is that the idea, the notion is crazy. How can you prosecute a president for murder when he takes a nation to war? It’s the ones that haven’t read the book. And I say, “Do you think the president’s above the law?” “No.” “So, why do you think it’s crazy?” “Well, presidents go to war all the time and no one prosecutes them.” “Yes, they go to war, but not under false pretenses.”
Q: Tell me about the moment you decided you were going to do this.
A: I’ll give you one kind of defining moment here in this evolutionary process, and it served as kind of the emotional underpinning of this book, and that’s the fact that throughout this hell on earth that Bush has created in Iraq — over 100,000 people dying horrible deaths and hundreds of thousands of their survivors having nightmares over what happened to their loved ones — George Bush has smiled through it all. You look at a photo of Bush and six or seven other people smiling, he’s got the biggest smile on his face.
Q: When Bush did the routine in 2004 of looking around his office and joking, “No weapons of mass destruction here,” I thought, Hey, people died for that.A: I know that, I know, he’s just joking around. Listen, March of this year he shows up at a press conference to endorse John McCain and McCain is late. What does George Bush do? Big smile on his face, spontaneously he goes into a soft shoe tap dance routine to entertain the assembled media. This is a happy man.
Q: If there’s no precedent for such a case, you also say there’s no precedent for any of this whole scenario.
A: Yeah, there’s never been a prosecution of an American president for murder, or actually for any crime that I know of. But that doesn’t mean that the law is not already on the books. There’s no federal or state statute that says that murder only applies to certain people, not to presidents or hairstylists or engineers, and only when the killing takes place in certain places like a car, a home or out in the street, not a battlefield. So the legal architecture is already there. And what I had to do was to see whether a president taking a nation to war fell within the existing legal architecture. No one has ever tried to do that before.
Q: Your anger throughout the book is palpable.
A: Yeah, I’m very, very angry at this guy. Very angry. And it may sound presumptuous, but I can tell you — and people will say, “He sounds like a loudmouth,” whatever. I’m going after George Bush, OK? Now whether I succeed or not, that’s a totally different issue. But I’m personally not going to be satisfied until I see him in an American courtroom being prosecuted for murder. I want an American jury to decide whether Bush is guilty or not guilty of murder, and if they conclude that he is, and they convict him of first-degree murder, then it’ll be up the jury to decide what the appropriate punishment is.
Q: I think even people who don’t agree with you can agree on one thing: Man, you’ve got cojones.
A: It’s all anger. That’s all it is. I don’t want to see anyone even get away with one murder, OK? O.J. Simpson got away with two murders, and I was so outraged that I wrote a book, “Outrage, the Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away with Murder.” Shot up to number one on The New York Times.
More girls of all colors need to sport bangs imo.
I am white german and I don’t believe in hating people because of their race.
But I guess, you are trying to be sarcastic. What happened in South Africa is a total different story and can hardly be compared with the United States.
Nice job on ROB TV last night (perhaps it was taped earlier) – Kevin Leary was really poking you on the money point – better find some ancillary revenue channels soon!
Let me know if you have time for a & Questions with Christian Lander for a fellow Torontonian blogger.
Cheers,
Sean
Stuff white people don’t like: the same subject matter for too long.
Christian, are you too good for us now?
what does an internet copywriter do c-lander?
When did the topic change from hair style to politics?
You assholes can stop spitting out your worthless opinions now.
what do you call white people who don’t like this stuff?
youaregay on July 7, 2008 at 9:07 pm
beging-offended, thats exactly what I was thinking.
Hey, Nasty Racist ……Michelle Obama!
I Love You! let’s mate…..I likes the juice that runs through your veins.
You talk like a man.
lol, I just saw the maker of this blog on MTV Canada. Congrats to you dude, from Vancouver. The “having black friends” one is so true. I am black, and I have many white friends who claim that I am their only black friend.
the wrong kind of white person
And I want to squeeze MY juice all over your face!
Miscegenation is my favorite activity :). You should try it out some time!
You know, this website should change the name to “Stuff American White People Like.”
A US army medic who became a symbol of American heroism and integrity in the Iraq war has died of an apparent drugs overdose.
Joseph Dwyer in the famous photograph taken in 2003
The premature death of Joseph Dwyer at the age of 31 has highlighted the neglect many American veterans believe they face once they return home.
He was made famous by a photograph, taken in March 2003 during the first week of the war, in which he is seen running to a makeshift hospital.
In his arms, the soldier was cradling an injured Iraqi boy who he had rescued from crossfire.
It emerged that Mr Dwyer’s post-war civilian life was also no different to that of many fellow veterans.
For years, he struggled against post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), drug abuse, unemployment and marital breakdown.
On June 28, Mr Dwyer, 31, called a taxi to take him to a hospital near his home in Pinehurst, North Carolina, after earlier taking presciption pills and inhaling fumes from a computer cleaner aerosol.
When the driver arrived, Mr Dwyer said he was too weak to open the door. Police had to kick it down and found he had collapsed. Within minutes, he had died.
White people also like lint rollers. Because, like golden retrievers, they shed, especially girls with long hair and bangs.
you are racist cunt. seriously.
I can’t believe anyone would be offended by this blog. It’s FUNNY as hell! And true of some white people. The most annoying of us.
ugh – white girls from the US suck. and not in a good way
So you must be one from the States, showing so much ignorance. You are so not cool and your history sucks :-)))
Greetings from “Nazi Germany”.
I just bought your book. I demand that you update.
i’m sorry – that was totally uncalled for. I need a hug. I am just a little lonely and misunderstood out here.
AND if you’ve had bangs your entire life what if then? ugh.
Bangs do look good on girls, especially brunettes and blondes. Ones that look best are the ones that gradually get longer as you move away from the middle of the head.
hahahahahaha
What the fuck are you talking about??
The response concerning the IP address was directed towards “the inbred Yid’s” comments.
The fact that you never passed 3rd grade shows when you can’t even follow the outlines of the original comment box.
You’re a prick.
i always thought it was, “Girls with bangs look good on ME!” so what do i know…
= : – )
You folks that post here are a bunch of fucking scumbags, and pieces of shit. I have never read such shit, I hope you all die, have a rotten life.
a constant debate in my head -Bangs? or no bangs? …and then I think of how shitty they look when they’re growing out. no bangs it is.
Oh, my god, that’s so funny–I had exactly this haircut until a year ago, and yes, I would definitely have dated guys in a band. Ha!
City Girls (2005)
Enough with the self-promo. Time for new content.
i just pooped myself
Michelle, if you actually read my post, you’d see that I didn’t say anything bad about my state, other than the lack of gays in the rural parts.
I just get so lonely sometimes that….I don’t want to say it. I wish you would understand.
Eh. Honestly, I take people as they come, which is really the way every one should operate.
I’ve just been very fortunate with a terrific woman who is not white.
I need help! I’m so confused about proper arrival times. Should I show up early or show up late for his book signing?
Is it just me or is this blog losing it’s edge? The last update worthy of attention (this entry) was made on June 27, more than 2 weeks ago. I know that getting your book published is a major break in going mainstream, but that’s not what I had been visiting here for. Get back to the business of cheezing off the stupid, this is boring.
Well now, ain’t that just a wonderful comment. Are you having a bad day?
I love Stuff White People Like and almost always always enjoy your blogs. Thanks for all the laughs!
That being said, I gotta tell ya, I think this one missed the mark. Whites, blacks, hispanics, asians … almost all girls looks good in bangs. Maybe it’s just my circle of friends, but in my experience there is absolutely no connection between race and bangs. Also, I have never gone to a salon that charges more money to cut hair with bangs than hair without bangs – besides, most girls I know who have bangs (including myself) cut the bangs themselves. (it’s super easy and bangs grow into your eyes so fast, you’d be at the salon every week if you waited for a hairstylist). So, while my hair is similar to the hair of the girl in the picture, I usually spend upwards of $0 🙂
I’m a white chick with curly hair, and my hair looks really stupid with bangs. There is no way I can pull off bangs, no matter how I would cut my hair, yet seem to have tons of friends and am respected by other whites.
Go figure…
No, they are the right kind of White people. melissa is the wrong kind of White person, for sure.
shut up Jew.
my rabbi $ells them to gays for chewing gum!!
It’s a great business!
Greetings from the jew-infested Israel.
You wonder why that is??
There isn’t one single rocket scientist to be found south of the Rio Grande all the way to the South Pole.
You haven’t been to the DMV or any government office recently have you? LOL!! Hispanics may possibly be fatter.
lol!
Is that some sort of sick brown racist joke?
I like that. Wealth transfer back to the White man.
I went to my local Comcast office recently to get a new DVR cable box, and lo-and-behold, there were 8 blacks in front of me in line. I kid you not, and I live in a (SWPL) so-called White area of the city where liberal Whites still delusionally think they are the still the majority and that the diversity is good for them.
G-D!!! It couldn’t have been more funny or comical. Always crying over money, gimme the welfare, and da food stamps, all overweight slobs, but Damn, I gotsta have my cable TV!!!
I’ve been told that even in the worst housing projects in America, one will always find a fine color TV in each unit.
OMG! could you imagine the stench of Michelle Obama’s twat?
look race-mixer, this site is about Whites, and this thread is about White women.
If you want to take your genes and flush them down the toilet with a non-White then do so quietly. Most Whites find the thought repulsive and stats back ME up, not you delusional liberal whites with no money.
Gabe, are you some sort of leftist jew? Please stay out of our gene pool.
no, what the Yid says is true.
You make no sense. Why would an anti-White bigot post here on this site?
It does make sense that who exposes anti-White Portnoy racism and bigots would post on a White website.
asian/white kids are able to go in and out of social groups which is helpful, but they will eventually have to pick and disregard one of them. Most likely they will turn to the asian group, because the kid will look more asian then white
hrhkat: buried in your post is the above.
I guess you finally get it. When an offspring is half-caste, it will always identify with the lower caste. A half asian kid will NOT BE WHITE, but Asian…..guaranteed. Same with mulattos like Obama, black.
If all Whites followed this race-mixing propganda, the White people will eventually cease to exist in any meaningful way.
Whites are already down below 10% of the World population Does the liberal White care? Hell no, they think destroying our genetic uniqueness is “cool”, yet they still all come here, to a White website? Why, it makes no sense.
just started a similar blog… stuffbiracialpeoplelike.blogspot.com
check it out.
Fonzie: It would be so cool to be jumpin’ a shark right now.
Potsie: I think there’s a shark over there next to the girl with the bangs.
Everyone: Jump! Jump! Jump!
Fonzie: Heyyyyy………..
This is very funny! I do hope that people embrace the humour. I need bangs to cover my excessive large forehead. Of course all white people know that long foreheads are a sign of intelligence. Perhaps that is why white people favour women with bangs – because they are intelligent.
hahahahaha this is so fun, I think that I will get this book for everyone I know for Christmas!
I guess it’s time for a haircut… and… I can get one free down at the local boces class 😉
i just pooped myself
What a wonderful thought. Fucking jew scumbags will be the cause of the next world war. The chosen people, I choose to put them in an oven! Still laughing about your comment, you made my night, thank you!
I just got my bangs cut a month ago. Haven’t had them since 3rd grade. No wonder people have been so nice to me lately….
1. I have had bangs off and on for some time.
2. When I was a senior in high school I got bangs and more friends. Whether the two are related can not be said.
3. I am a nerd but maybe now I am cool.
4. 3/4ths of all my boyfriends have been in a band and my boyfriend now is in a band.
5. I did not pay $100 for my bangs ever.
6. If I had $100 dollars to pay for a haircut I’m not sure I would.
Maybe I would.
Is there a blog about white people and lists. shit.
BUTT-CUTS ARE FOR HIGH FASHION MODELS AND UGLY CHICKS WHO THINK THEY ARE HIGH FASHIONED
SIDE PARTS FOR LIFE
got dem bangs mkk
STINK BOX!
You fucking stupid homo, get that hamster out of your asshole boy. You corn hole bitch.
Mo stuff da black folks like
#16 is dat mines?
#17 food stamps
#18 stds
#19 white womens
#20 dope
# 21 murder
# 2 2 jail
# rim s
# Bill cliNtons
family unions at KFC
I come back after some wine. mad dog, night trains
Agreed.
http://200nipples.com/index.php
The question is… how much would a white person pay for a shirt that will only be made once, and which will only have 100 of them made?
Bangs get sometimes itchy and oily hair can cause breakouts.
http://www.stuffaspergerpeoplelike.com
I’ll remember that when I meet up with folks at this year’s high school reunion.
I liked Winkler better as the yid-lawyer (redundant?) in Arrested Development.
Ha ha ha! My wife got bangs a few years back and I found it soooo hawt! I’m so white…
This blog has gone way downhill. Remember back in the day when you actually used to post stuff white people liked reguarly? I know you want people to buy your book and all, but you have only posted a single useful post (this one) since June 13. It’s now July 14 (vive la France!).
That sucks. I’m now removing the blog from my RSS feeds. Later.
Stuff White People Like: Book Signings
Stuff White People Dont Like: Turning off the comments section so they cant express their indignance
If the jews do bomb Iran, or (of course) get the dumb goy front aka the United States to do it, what will be the price of oil?
If the jews do start a third Middle East war, there very well could be a run on the banks.
I’d be watching what the Heebs are doing with their accounts, that’d be a good determinant on whether there will be an Iran War.
Evan, I’m ready for some new content as well. But in fairness to Clander he’s probably been preoccupied with getting the book launched. –Jeff in Houston, Texas
White people love http://www.diaryoffools.com !
Life is ridiculous. Read about it here.
And yet, I LOVE IT when obese Hispanic women break wind in my face!
That’s true (about the book arrangements). In addition, lots of bloggers go on hiatus-I’ve seen my favorites not post for over a month and then come back.
Especially my side of the gene pool! It’s…kinda shallow and murky, and needs chlorine desperately. You don’t want any of that.
Back on topic, bangs: if you can pull them off, great, go for it. If you can’t, eh, no biggie. Besides, on the right woman (black esp.), Afros can be quite fetching.
Yeah, I’m just as surprised as you are.
As an Asian man, I LOVE white girsl with bangs
white people in seattle like being ‘involved in their community’ and ‘making a difference’.
they also like gardening.
this guy combined these ingerdients, but took things a little too far, and it got him killed. by black people.
from:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008051777_trafficcircle15m.html
Seattle police are looking for a 28-year-old Renton man in connection with the fatal beating of James Paroline during a confrontation Wednesday at a Rainier Beach traffic circle.
A video of the assault filmed by a neighbor shows Paroline getting “sucker-punched” by the suspect, identified by police as Brian Keith Brown, according to charging papers released Monday. Paroline, 60, who suffered a fractured skull when his head struck the pavement, died a day later, the papers said.
The attack came after Paroline was confronted by three teenage girls who were angry that he had set up traffic cones in the street as he gardened in the traffic circle in front of his home at 61st Avenue South and South Cooper Street. The girls threw a jug of water at Paroline and they claim he responded by squirting water at them from a hose.
Police say Brown intervened a few minutes later.
When interviewed by police, the girls initially told investigators that they didn’t know the man who punched Paroline in the head. A day later the girls offered up Brown’s name and admitted he was a boyfriend of a friend, according to the charging papers.
Brown has been charged with second-degree murder and a warrant was issued for his arrest. The King County Prosecutor’s Office is requesting that Brown be held on $500,000 bail when he is arrested.
Brown has prior convictions for third-degree assault, drug possession, obstructing a law-enforcement officer, theft and criminal trespassing.
known fact? ahahhahahahahah fucktard.
And SO want to bang you!
The world is full of assholes. Brian Keith Brown is one of them. Hopefully this douchebag will fuck up and get caught. Let’s hope our legal system doesn’t fail us when he does.
I love Jenny Lewis!
I’m sure it’s clear to everyone that Barb’s Cat Pillow Knitting Blog has had more entries recently than this one. Since I promoted SWPL, I’d now like to promote mine.
Started 18 days ago, and just surpassing 50,000 hits today, whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com features the worst interent personal ads posted by males on dating bulletin boards who have NO clue how to attract a woman. For ANYTHING.
I’ve got a 80% female readership (I’m male), so it’s not an angry-lesbian-wearing-a-toolbelt site. The site features horrible personal ads, along with biting, immature commentary.
If you’re easily offended, NOT comfortable with joking about your sexuality, sexuality in general, please, do me a favor and go tend to your parakeet, and do NOT click the link.
If you want to laugh your ass off at pathetic men, please come visit. You won’t be disappointed, I promise.
No nudity or porn. Click my name or the link. Have fun!
http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/
White people like it when blogs are updated more often than once ever 3 weeks.
Wow that’s funny. Never really looked at it that way before…but a lot of white people do have bangs (including myself) hahaha that’s great!
Fun? Your shit is boring as hell, and low class at that.
Picking on those poor guys gives you a sense of accomplishment, doesn’t it?
Oh…almost forgot what I was gonna say.
Is this blog ever gonna get updated again?
Oh crap, I pooped my pants.
insert cricket chirps here…………………………………….
that site is degenerate.
Horrible.
Lousy.
Filth.
Low-class.
Those spiral faces reminds of the pedophiles that got busted using them. see here. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22593464-23109,00.html
your site is sick.
stormfront.org in newslinks has a thread about that very story.
check it out, that’s a “right kind of White people” website.
SWPL females are at huge risk for crimes in US metro areas. US crime is up big this summer. Ladies, don’t become a “crime of opportunity” victim. Just be careful around racist non-Whites that basically hate the sight of you because of your ancestry.
Bangs are so Trashy
Yes, but about white girls with ShaBangs?
http://shabangs.org
Hey look, it’s Portnoy’s complaint! How’s summer been treating you? Why aren’t you using your regular sn?
Man, the only thing pathetic than a racist (no matter what color) is somebody just posing as a racist for shock value.
true enough , but the name Bellinghamster is a great one!
bravo!
Knock off version of song William Hung became famous for singing…
Shabangs, Shabangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy ’cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history…
And the sellout has begun! Once the books start the blog dies.
Maybe that’s a part of his book deal-that he can’t go online and blog for awhile.
nice film. I miss Montreal.
You think people in here actually read?
Not to be mean, but hipsters today aren’t very smart.
They are extremely gullible – hence Vice’s popularity.
Most probably barely know who Joni Mitchell is, and Jane Birkin? forget it (although they likely know the bag named after her)
clander you expect too much from your flock
That website hurts my eyes. I have to say a lot of rightwingers are shit for design. Why make everything so big and bold? Respect your audience for crissakes.
Kevin Garnett is the most perfect male specimen out there.
Women find black men extremely manly. Not everyone needs their boyfriends to be manly (hello Dan Humphrey) but if that’s what you’re into, then keep it black. Same with Arab and Mediterranean, not better but definitely more masculine.
I am laughing out loud.
Yup, you deserve the full spelling, hilarious.
the c-word is justifiable.
He’s not posting any more free blogs now because he can get paid for putting it in a book.
Despite missing the oppurtunity to claim an understanding of poverty, he is selling out. He will probably still discuss what’s best for the poor with his friends. With all of his book money, he can buy minority friends and think of himself as giving back his own reparations.
I don’t know, I think you’re right – even though I’m not technically white because I’m mix I actually tend to do some of the typical things on your site, yes I know I’m guilty! (throws hands up in the air)
Anyway, when I see a girl, I admit, if she has bangs it kind of makes me focus a little bit on her ‘specially if she has nice facial features.. Because to be honest I don’t really see a lot of girls with bangs so it makes me focus on their face – eyes and features more.
But yeah bangs are cute but not every girl with bangs I am like “Wow” to… Plus there are a lot of things that attract men to girls even if they don’t have bangs – curly locks with blonde, highlights, long hair but yeah its not so often you see a girl with bangs so it makes guys wonder & look at her more.
I laughed hysterically when I read that.
I think Christian Lander should add Mamma Mia! to his list
I actually thought this one was pretty good. (Maybe because I am not a white woman with bangs.) I used to hate bangs on women in general but they can look great on the right woman. But basically all types of hair can be attractive as long as it’s healthy, cut well, and fits you as a person. I’m glad I’m a guy because I can just shave my head with a buzzer and it’s socially acceptable (and even desirable by many women.)
🙂
Some B-Way snob white people consider that musical to be Eurotrash. It was mocked when it ran on the West End.
Rudy you homo, how are your hamsters? Do you ever let them out? Rudy do you ever wash that thing? Fucking sick weird fag.
Yeah # 105 white girls like to shave their bushes.
I agree with this. I cut my own bangs, and they usually turn out perfectly! Although, I will admit, it took some practice.
Zooey Deschanel is more enticing with bangs …
With girls as cute as this, they don’t call them bangs for nothing.
It’s why They Might Be Giants wrote a song about girls with bangs. They’re irresistible by white people.
haha I love this site
It’s true
I’m white
I lovvvvvvve my fringe
Other white people seem to be pretty damn fond of it too lol
And guess what, I love Vice Magazine too, and seeing girls in Vice will fringes like mine make me smile 🙂 haha
The article said: “Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes.”, “Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.”
It goes on, cluelessly, “It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.” (And you have been to how many HS reunions populated dominantly by white people? Probably as many as I have, which were populated dominantly by African American people. But, I am not making any assertions about the way people who are of a different pigmentation from mine live.)
I really hope this is a facetious article. First you make the assertion that “many people associate this haircut with children….” THEN you, in the next paragraph make the likewise, ridiculous assertion that, “For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman”
SO, it is for children? Or grown women? You don”t even agree with yourself in your own article? THIS is what you hope to inspire WHO to do WHAT? Or is it just an attempt to continue an old, ridiculous, hatred based one sided “relationship” that some people exist between people who live in different neighborhoods.
You also assert that (obviously under your lack of knowledge of how the majority of people live) “Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.” HUH? I’ve cut my children’s and my dh’s and my own bangs, in my kitchen, with a [Utility Shear for free. A Hundred Dollars? For bangs? Even in an Oak Brook children’s styling salon (yeah, where rich “white people” go to shop”) bangs alone cost……ready for it? SEVEN BUCKS.
You know less about “white people” than most racist whites know about African Americans. And, that is saying a LOT. (Lemme guess, some of your “best friends” are “white people.” LOL!)
Clueless.
I was hoping your comments were simply facetious, but, I don’t think they are. I was referred here, by an other blogger’s article about autism. Sorry to say I ran upon this silliness.
Maybe I should write an article about Nail Salons….and what all “those people” who frequent them think, and how they all think alike. Like you (concerning who you consider “white people”) I have NO IDEA what goes on in these places, but, like YOU, I could just make shit up.
Sad. Many people are hoping (maybe against hope) that Senator Obama, and other Inclusionists, could bring people together, but when I read SHIT like your blog, I see that those who yell the loudest about things being “unfair” are no more “FAIR” to others than they, themselves, may have been (or, of course, may not have been) treated in the past.
WHAT do you hope to accomplish with this divisive drivel?
I can’t imagine. Just more Divisiveness, I guess.
can you say “tongue in cheek” article??
get a clue!
Nah. I don’t think so. If she can make “assumptions” about people she doesn’t know, I can make assumptions about the reason the articles are written;
1) Continuing the dying trend of Racial Divisiveness (the author might want to listen to the hatred filled ravings of Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh, same goals.)
2) Attempting to piss “those people” off with mocking and again, assumptions. But, they are so off, that it doesn’t matter. And, no one is going to get as pissed off as the author intends them to.
3) Fear that Righteous Anger is no longer Relevant. NEWS, it isn’t. Some refuse to DO, so they mock, and taunt and attempt to Divide. Old tactics. They don’t work, not with thinking people any more.
Geez, Marcia, take it easy. This article is obviously facetious. The author is poking fun at racial stereotypes, not endorsing them. Also, the author probably IS white, and has a sense of humor about his/her race’s stereotypes. Even if they’re not, who cares!! I don’t want to live in your Nazi version of the world where people have to tip-toe around because they might insult someone’s hairstyle. This page is a JOKE about BANGS and you’re talking about it like someone was murdered. It’s you who is being the most divisive…if you read the other comments, you may see that people of all races are COMING TOGETHER to enjoy the silly premise of this article. I say “Death to the comedy Gestapo!!”
lol..this is a funny article. White people think they’re a blessing to the world. Dear white people, stop thinking like this, you guys are not a blessing. And dear black people, stop thinking that you’re always the victim of prejudice and racism(maybe that explains why some black people are so rude and racist towards other woman). Maybe, they’re voicing out the unjust behaviors of others towards them by being so obnoxiously loud.
And whoever wrote this article, should take a look at all those black women out there. Almost all of em had bangs at one point in their life. So stop writing stupid articles, and lets talk about something that white people really like:
THEY LOVE SHOWING INTEREST IN YOUR CULTURE, AND THEY LOVE TO BE AMUSED BY HOW UNIQUE SOMEONE’S PRIMITIVE CULTURE IS!!! THEY WISH THEY WERE BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE. OH SWEET WHITE PEOPLE. THEY’RE SO LOVING AND NICE. HAHAHAHA
poopeee
Are you on your period? Or are you just a cunt? Either way go take a Midol, you fucking whore.
In my city, Toronto, I notice that many white women of a certain age adopt the Anne Rice bob.
I believe they already wrote one on that…
Shut up, you little prick. Who said I was talking to you. Couldn’t you come up with something more creative to say???
I am a fucking male whore. I dont have periods, but I’m sure you do.
Shut up, you little prick. Who said I was talking to you. Couldn’t you come up with something more creative to say???
I am a fucking male whore. I dont have periods, but I’m sure you do.
this is hilarious. the post that is. i cannot believe people take things so seriously. as a white girl with bangs i am able to laugh at this and not feel the need to be angry or upset this prose. maybe it’s because i am the most popular in my group of friends……..
Who’s the girl in the pic? i think i’m in love…you think she’s jewish?
hmmm, maybe I should cut bangs…
Fish and shit, and some old clams, the Obama stench twat. vile cunt.
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WHOO HOO, I guess I am cool, the reason I started wearing bangs is that I have a HUGE forehead and I am trying to cover it up……….
you’re quite sick, and you know this. You need help, your comment shows how lonely and desperate you’ve become.
I just wanted to be comment # 700! You know black people don’t like to outdone!
deuche baggggggggggg
ur a fucking male whore…..or ur a fucking male, whore! this is my question???
id like to add a 🙂 at the end of that p.s……..go deuche urself
Black people don’t like to be outdone? That’s why they pass on the right? Give me a break.
So’s your mom.
ALL about the white race (but she’ll take a black if she can’t find a white man).
The same reason your mom was.
She’s ALL over a white “blog”.
not gonna lie, i like bangs a lot.
please calm down. you’re scaring me.
– girl with bangs
I am a male whore, period! lol
Yeah, I am desperate for a handsome white man. You’re a good observer. How did you know I was that lonely?? damn!!
i just got my haircut! thanks clander!!!!!
except the only problem with distinguishing the one popular girl with bangs is that they all have bangs!
How do explain the unwashed thing with the blacks?
I had a girl with bangs, that banged me. She had a huge strap on, wow did that fucker hurt, I am sticking with hamsters, a perfect fit.
gang bangs
Come to think of it, I think this is quite a interesting subject to observe. As a freshman in college, it seems to me that this is (can’t believe I’m agreeing) quite true. Most of the hot girls that I am friends with have bangs. I don’t mind bangs, to me they look pretty good if it suits the girl. Not every girl can be pretty with bangs.
You are not surprised, you are a jew. You hate being called on your shit.
I just spent the summer in the Bay Area. My kids have never seen so many black people. The blacks were asking for money, for their newspaper or for their rap disc. Or they were talking obscenities on BART. Anyone who’s lived around Blacks or Hispanics or Jews knows they are not the friends of the world they’d like to inherit. My kids, They are beginning to understand the world.
The truth is I like baldheaded women with big butts and cute earrings go to http://www.revoint.com to assit you with the cute earrings.
zing!
The girl in the above photo looks like a cock sucking slob to me.
Most of the blacks I see in the downtown area are very busy consuming copious amounts of crack and fortified wine. One black man around 50, ask my small son for spare change.
I think I would like to put some sand in her vagina and make a quick sand fuck.
you don’t know anything about her. she might be a school nurse.
.oooh… dirty nurse…
For a good time call: 918-691-2547
the girl in the comment is jenny lewis, a famous ‘indie’ singer…
I have to say this is very accurate. When I lived in France, I had long hair with a middle part for ages. It made me look like a girl from Gauguin painting. French men loved it, it made them want to “colonize” me. It also made all the racists think I was “arabe”, and anyone seeing me with a white woman and a baby stroller assumed immediately that I was the nanny. Real arabs would hurl insulting remarks at me as I walked down the street (presumably thinking I was too exposed for an Arab girl). (BTW – I hope I’m not offending anyone by saying “arab”, but that’s how everyone described them, er, us!)
So one day I got fed up, and cut myself some bangs. And it was like magic. Suddenly I was no longer the exotic girl that everyone had to have a piece of. I was “cool.” Oh, yeah, I totally exploited the rock chick look whenever it suited me. With this new hair, I was basically “white.” Even though I’m not. (Well, I’m half-white, half-hispanic.)
When I got back to the USA, I realized what a good decision I’d made — the reaction to my appearance was in contrast to when I used to visit with my exotic girl look.
Also, I’ll add that when I moved into a Dominican neighborhood, I noticed that none of the Dominican girls had bangs. They all pulled their hair back tight, and wore no makeup except mascara and lip gloss. Tight jeans, supertight t-shirts, hard-shell bras (no nipples). Me, even though everywhere else people take for hispanic, with my bangs, soft bra, and conventional make-up (for my fashion jobs), they called me “white girl” or “the american girl.” Funny, huh? If I’d have dressed the same way as them, I’d have totally passed.
I ironically recommend the look for anyone hoping to avoid being typecast (particularly by white people).
The author is white. His name is Christian Lander, and he just got this blog turned into a book. His biggest inspirations for this blog are his friends and himself. It’s supposed to be funny and point out contradictions in modern “white” culture. The very ones you pointed out are supposed to be funny, not taken literally.
An interesting read. I’m sorry that some people treated you the way that you describe. No one should have to wear their hair a certain way, to use just one example, to keep from being harassed.
I don’t have bangs, and not many girls I know over the age of 15 have bangs, unless they have their hair cut short. I usually agree with everything on this blog, but I don’t agree with this.
Jennifer aniston, no bangs. Jessica Simpson, no bangs. Jennifer Lopez, no bangs (usually).
Fuck bangs, ya’ll are way off on this one.
Dude: you sound like a jealous black person. White people can have hair styles. Makes me LOL to think of you with a fringe.. hahahahaha fudge.
Gotta say, I hate bangs and I’m as white as it gets. BTW, Jennifer Lopez is NOT even remotely white and Jessica Simpon is the WRONG sort of white…
haha this is so true!!! People say I remind them of Feist!!!
I know you’re trying to be funny,but that is a super dumb comment! (jessica Simpson…wrong sort of white) Idiot!
Hmmm! You with your soft bra,bangs and conventional make-up,were taken for a “white girl.” Then a group of 8 worthless Dominican layabouts raped you,right?
i am an atheist with bangs!
Carolita, I’m sorry. When I haven’t been in an alcohol-induced stupor (I’ve had a full bottle of Colt45 for breakfast every day for six months, you can kinda guess why I’m unemployed/unemployable), I’ve spent most of my time on this site under various screennames baiting people with racist/sexist comments.
To be honest, I don’t even remember posting that comment about you being raped.
I’m such a pathetic wretch.
First I would like to establish I am white. “Girls with Bangs” is so not true. Bangs could be the worst hair style ever thought of. The 80’s are over, move on with yourselves.
I suspect that this one is only true for people who read Vice.
Hahahahahaha, exactly, I would never wear bangs and I’ve never even heard of any of those chicks you mentioned, nuff said!
Please do yourself a huge favor, don’t generalize us all in one lump catagory, that’s as bad as us doing it to black people, who, before you get all pissy on me, I love and adore all colors. Last time I checked, so does JESUS!
Oops, hahaha, sorry girl, just saw the, follow up note, yikes, should have read further, my bad, please forgive 🙂 x
all black girls are prostitutes who only do fucking black man for blingbling. later they get pragnent, never work, as also there child will never work. they all live on money of society.
Haha, I love this blog and I love this entry. So true! Damn, even if otherwise I’m so white I’m practically bleached (with organic bleach course), I still haven’t managed to become The Girl With Bangs.
Although I don’t really like how they look. They make grown women look like grade-schoolers and that’s just not hot.
damn now i have to get bangs to be befriended. Thanks Alot!
and I love it when they poop on me.
That or grown women stuck in the 70’s. Still has to be better than seeing a woman with a mullet though
Or what ever Maury or Jerry Springer pays for actin’ a fool.
I love those “Who’s my Baby’s Daddy shows”
The picture is defenately 70’s Look at the picture closely. When was the last time anyone has seen an ashtray stand ? That and the girl is too Partride family
I just got bangs, which white people now call “fringe”, the term Europeans use, and I have noticed a spike in my number of friends, especially on MySpace.
Not feeling this one. Bangs just look bad on some women.
agreed^^
I have bangs.
I like bangs.
Ha. there is a band called bangs.
I like them.
I believe that there is a picture referencing the band Bangs in the movie Juno.
I also like Jennie Lewis…
and I’m only half white.
But every one just thinks I’m white, go figure.
I never heard such shit, who knew woman had to worry so much how they looked. I went out to get the paper in my boxer shorts and my balls were hanging out, I could give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Nah… ’tis Jenny Lewis. Taken recently. This http://www.ninjita.net/pics/jenny2.jpg is what she looked like in the 80’s…. no idea about the 70’s though.
What’s not to like about bangs?
I just got bangs for the first time a few months ago (I’m in my mid 30s). I guess I’ve completed my transformation to cool woman, lol. Maybe it’s that white people look older faster – bangs are a great way to hide fine lines on the forehead.
So true!
I’m not a white girl, I don’t live in a white country, and I have a fringe (calling them ‘bangs’ here just invites rude jokes). Funny to think of it as a popularity marker..
Suri is such a trendsetter!!
I have the bangs you speak of. $12 at supercuts is how I roll.
Um, no, “wrong sort of white” is a term Christian Lander uses on this site and in the SWPL book to refer to white trash.
Yeah, she’s the lead singer of Rilo Kiley, and she has a solo career. She’s actually very talented.
i have bangs and am white, but not popular at all! lol
I tend to think that men – white men included – are a little scared by bangs and anything really fashionable. I don’t live in a big metropolitan area, though, so I realize it’s impossible for me to speak for anyone other than myself and my own men-bang experiences.
In any case, I’m getting tired of my bangs and wish they were long enough to be pulled back these days… 🙂
I heart Jenny Lewis.
i was born with bangs
I’ve always worn bangs because I have a very high forehead and I never wanted to look like a peeled onion.
This article is ridiculous and I would love to meet the person who actually came up with this theory. What you went to one hipster bar with a bunch of white girls with bangs and now bangs are for nerdy girls transforming into cool crowd? Congrats on being ignorant and stereotypical.
I agree
Kristin, I only read The Onion when I want the truth!
Kristin, you are obviously an idiot with too much time on your hands. Go read the Bible.
Good job on continuing the cycle of idiocy, I’m definitely not a bible lover and in one of the most liberal parts of the country, The reason this post is stupid is because you’ve obviously never met anyone who isn’t white. Keep on stereotyping!
Yes but at least the Onion basis its stories on something plausible. This here is dumb. They should stick to ideas that are primarily white and have some validity, thats humor.
So to sum up both your posts, there is no visual evidence that suggests white people like bangs, unless you live in an all white town so you might as well post “white people like shoes.” The humor comes from ideas that are, yes primarily white. They dropped the bar on this post and shouldn’t of bothered to write it.
As for me having too much time on my hands, maybe so, but you responded.
I think the humor is in the fact that we all HAVE met non-white people and we all know it’s just being comical. Bangs are trendy and people of all races are trendy – it is most certainly not exclusive to white people.
Kristin- Lay off the Realism Pills and just enjoy the humor of it all.
hilarious. esp this year with all the 70s throw back hippie styles.
your both just dumb for looking at this when all u have is negative things to say. shut up
I am a nerdy half white person, and I love grammar!! I just wanted to let you know that your writing is enjoyable, but when you wrote: “They dropped the bar on this post and shouldn’t of bothered to write it.” You should have written “have” instead of “of” because it’s “shouldn’t have”, although when we speak it sounds like “shouldn’t of”.
YES, I KNOW I AM A DORK!
I am a nerdy half white chick who actually sports side bangs, so I guess I finally transitioned and broke out of my nerd cocoon and blossomed into a cool chick! Yes! FINALLY!!!! Here’s my proof on why white guys love me so much!!! It’s the bangs!
I find this really hard to believe it’s a white thing for women to have bangs. I normally wear bangs but I think of it as more of a Asian hairstyle for older women. Bangs has always been a popular hair style in Japanese culture which I tend to style my own hair after because I enjoy their style.
Kristin, look at you standing up for what you believe in!!! You’re so white! congrats!!! Follow your dreams girl!
But seriously, the groveling in your own defense is embarassing. Everybody knows that white girls love bangs. I do, I have ’em! Having bangs is partially socially austere, therefore totally trendy. And if it’s true that white people shouldn’t like bangs, or that they are passe, then this only makes them even more desireable and ironic and thus even MORE WHITE!!!!
Kristin, this isn’t the place to get on a soap-box, the readership here is far too pretentious to care.
I found this article to be very amusing. What’s even more amusing is that you are taking it way to seriously, likely because they take yourself way to seriously. Obviously, this article is meant to be funny, and the point IS to be idiotic and stereo-typical, and that’s the irony of it…but that was completely lost. Thanks, Kristen, for being such a downer, and proving how small-minded people can be.
Why is it the article about bangs that makes you throw a fit? I find that in itself hilarious. All you had to say was you just don’t get it instead of bashing a satirical writer and calling anyone who found it funny “idiotic and stereo-typical. You proved yourself to be just that, way to go!!
This blog is the last place you should be sharing your ideas because you just don’t get the point.
Go write all about it on your myspace so your words won’t be wasted on people who don’t care to hear your opinion.
For the record, I am a white hispanic, nerdy girl who hasn’t had bangs since I was old enough to chose my own haircut. I’m still pretty rad. My husband is white, and he married me despite my lack of bangs. Also, I have many non-white friends. (I’m not really sure what that has to do with anything, but for some reason you find that important.)
If there were anybody in the world that could possibly find this article to be as offensive and “not funny” as you have, it would be me. However, needless to say I’ve got a great sense of humor.
Also, I can write better than you can.
I’m a white girl. I used to have bangs and I loved them, but eventually I let them grow out. Now I want them back. I am actually going to bring the picture above into the hair dresser to show her how I want them.
The Puerto Rican that I am, I love to wear my hair like The Beatles and Rolling Stones.
Thank you,
Frank
So am I. These bangs are awesome.
I’m white and I hate bangs. Bangs are a woman’s answer to the mullet. Bangs frame the face to harshly. Nothing is more beautiful than long hair and bangs ruin it.
Hmmm I’ve read onion articles “written” by a LOBSTER…very plausible….
Also, I can write better than you can.
Now yuo nott kan.
kristin i admire your diligence in the fight against hair hate
Joni Mitchell is cheesey
Jenny Lewis makes abysmal music
VICE fired their only non-douche writer
Cobrasnake is a lame name for anything especially a magazine
but… BANGS are a sign of taste and casual class today, tomorrow, forever! Anything associated with Jane Birkin is automatically wonderful. She is the redeemer of the world.
Bravo! I am digging this site. I am from Louisiana and am of mixed heritage. I can’t seem to get the hang of being either race. BUT I just don’t care either, I feel I have some of the best of both sides. I must say this is a great place to laugh and feel good about whatever you are!
Just to let you know…. I’m using this post to convince my B/F/F to NOT CUT HER BANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the private girls school where I teach, it is remarkable to note that no one has bangs. All have long hair, pulled back into a pony tail. I remember a newcomer being totally horrified by her coiffeur. She was so relieved when her hair finally grew out!
Bang trims are almost always complimentary even in high end salons, or just ‘tip only’. So I guess the saying is true, the best things in life are free ^*^
Cute…Grammatical errors aside, I still made my point, and you obviously missed it.
Find out which teachers and principals prefer young girls with bangs at
http://detentionslip.org
LOLOLOL. And by the way… if you are applying for a job and wanna read about a blog discussing a certain interview scam you may run into check out blog number 13 at http://www.garbarrassing.com .
I’ll be honest – I’m just trying to publicize my blog –
http://www.levantinesummer.blogspot.com
Fortunately, it is about nonprofits, traveling/studying abroad, and other white-people oriented things, so maybe it will be relevant.
this makes me want my bangs back.
RACIST MUCH?
Please. That’s the whitest thing you could’ve said.
I’ve seen tons of hot black chicks with bangs.
how the hell is that racist? what – you’re not allowed to say “black”? wow…
This one is a total stretch, and obviously written by a guy who doesn’t understand that women usually choose a haircut that suits their face, whether that includes bangs or not. Not everyone can wear bangs, other people desperately need bangs, but to say they are chosen to be cool is just dumb. This blog used to be much more clever, now it just feels like it’s grasping for straws.
OOps – didn’t mean to make that a reply to Rachel – I meant this entire post is a stretch, not Rachel’s comment.
You forgot to mention those skinny little headbands that seem compulsory as a wardrobe item if you don’t have bangs to spice up your forehead. It seems to be an either/or situation with hipsters. You need at least one. Just ask Cory Kennedy.
I agree a little with you. But being around fine artist all the time, a lot of people will get bangs to be artistic and usually the bangs will not look good on them. These same people have either white blonde hair or jet black.
I think they were talking about white people liking women in general (regardless of color) with bangs.
how are bangs artistic?
i dont get that what so ever
HAHAHAHA…………Yeah.
Wow, can we not say “clones”?
HAHAHAHA this is one hilarious and poorly thought out post.
What does bangs have to do with being cool, artistic and an entrance into womanhood? HA my 8 year old has bangs and has since she was 2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’ll be sure to post this at my job I’m sure all the “WHITE” people will get a laugh out of it.
One more question…….why is this caucasion based? I see many Hispanic women, African American and Native American women who have bangs and so do their little girls.
Personally I think the poster needs to put down the dope and back away from the computer………………………………..
I like when the bangs have cum dripping off them, pull out and give the cock sucking slob a shower! Kerri maybe right, this fucking guy is on the needle, big time.
To Nabes: Whatsoever is one word!
Bangs beat weaves any day my friend
Maybe this should be ‘Stuff hipsters like’. B/c that is dead on…
Don’t forget Cat Power!
I don’t get it.
bangs are ugly
Ahhh… what the hell are BANGS anyway?
Please explain.
Fringes…?
LMAO!!!!
lol you dont know wat bangs are well you see that picture of that girl well you know how she has short hair in front of her face thats bangs
Girls with bangs love to bang and love to get high. Speaking of getting high, the lead actor (Seth Rogen) of knocked up and pineapple express is retarded. Read what he did on the daily show here:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (scroll down to August, 17 2008)
What does that have to do with anything?
What in the world are you talking about?
I’m serious
What the hell was that?
I believe it was a “white person” attempt at sarcasm…
Bangs are the american name for a FRINGE !!! yadigg ?
So… I assume a lot of people have already said this, but I just wear bangs because I have a painfully huge forehead and bangs are the best way to conceal it. There should really be a disclaimer stating this as an alternative reason for the hairstyle. I’m definitely not cool enough to have dated a guy from a band you like.
Yep! That’s what I gather. At least I hope so..because if this is actually a true topic of discussion with no humor intended I would have to say I am a bit worried…..
I saw girls with bangs in the olimpics yesterday. They were doing race walking. I feel like white people also LOVE race walking by the way. You should add that to the list of stuff white people like. I also found a hilarious article about race walking at http://www.garbarrassing.com . It’s blog #14 (should see it near the top of the page just scroll down a little bit. Check it out.
PLEASE be yourself!! Do not read into all of these tacky people with their self-depricating “wit.” Being white means you were born with less skin pigmentation. That’s it. It doesn’t mean you like NB shoes or crocs or whatever. If you’re mixed heritage and your name is Lena, the only thing that you should be worried about is continuing to be Lena. When you start being upset that you’re not sure if you’re “white” enough or “black” enough or whatever, you just lose your identity of being yourself. Just be smart.
Dam, Jenny Lewis looks HOT in that picture! I always thought she was cute even during Foxfire.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
White girls generally have great legs; which makes up for the fact that they have no ass.
Note: if said bangs are curled with a round brush and stick out from the woman’s forehead about an inch, and if said woman is also wearing a shirt with Pooh or NASCAR images, this hairstyle becomes something cool white people hate. These are now 80s – early 90s bangs.
I have `bangs`..or as I call it a fringe as I am from England. I am with someone in a band! LOL My legs….are not great…I think. My butt needs toning up..and I have never been popular…maybe because my legs are not that great? LOL
x
My girlfriend just got bangs. I am very unhappy about it. What can we do about this? I don’t want to wait years for her to look good again.
Are there any remedies?
cant we just get over the bangs, it’s so passé, but its like people just wont stop… Its gonna be like the skinny jean, there will be people who just wont get the fact that we´re now moving on to bell bottoms, fashion moves on to the opposite after like 4-5 years, or if you know better than that, 2-3 years… Please, i get convoltions when i see people with NEW bangs…
girls with bangs like their asses spanked and their hair pulled…just throwing that out there
For the record…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0019.php
The whore above looks like a crab festival. Jewish girls give the best head, have great nails, big tits, great bitches.
i like how they shut off comments once they released their book.
that’s such a white thing to do.
haha silly whities.
that’s funny, cause not only are bell-bottoms NOT IN [it’s the high-waisted wide led, thanks], but to toss out skinny jeans the moment vogue does a cover on them is LAME. if someone looks good in skinny jeans, let them keep on keeping on. likewise, if someone has a face for bangs, should they grow them out and look awful just because allure is trumpeting the praises of long layers? ugh people like you will never wear style. style will wear you.
how did they shut off comments??? I can still make em… And I can post links to hilarious shit. If you wanna see a hilarious video of the greatest prank ever, click the link below: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0020.php
hilarious. . . although i don’t like bangs!
another thing white people like: trying to BREAKDANCE and doing badly. this is hilarious:
Really ? All the jewish women I,ve been with don’t swallow. They do like it up the butt though. One even put it in her mouth afterwards. She couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t kiss her goodnight. Duh !
I wish I was having sex with a woman with bangs right now.
Girls with bangs or banging with girls?
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I am definately getting this cut right away. I have my hair very similar but the bangs here are what makes it!
Thank you!
~Patty
Girls with bangs love the dick in their mouth. You wanna read about something hilarious? This white kid I know moved to Vietnam without a job and barely any money. He is blogging about his experiences there and its hilarious. Read them here: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
Asian girls with bangs?
Stop…and think twice.. I chose to have bangs once, HATED IT!!!! afterwards, but it was too late.
Arlene
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Me too, you are right..
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Yes! Tell her you do not like it first, anf then ask her to pull the bangs up, put some gel in it and secure it with a pin.
OR make a partition in the middle, put some gel and brush it over to both sides.
Arlene
http://www.evergreenspace.com
i love you
I spent twelve years bangless, and then one day, I tell my hair dresser to chop it off and give me bangs.
It cost 126 dollars.
I’m never going back, I love it!
Bangs arn’t a good look for most white women.However when they do work, the girls are usually extremely attractive.
Posb. the most awesome thing said on here all day.
agreed
i think they look good in Asian women
Actually, this one is dead on. I was that nerdy white girl who moved to a big city and got bangs. But now I’m in Kansas. . .
Anyways, bangs are spunky and fun.
bangs are so last yeah
The longer the hair, the more attractive, the better your chances of feeling nervous to approach her, the less she’s being chased, the more lonely she feels, the greater the possibility that she becomes a lesbian and cuts her hair.
Have a nice day.
Often these women play with their hair – they wear it in front or behind, according to the situation..women are smart!
When a girl has bangs, you want to bang her. However, if she’s a fat girl, you may wanna think twice.
Speaking of fat people, I have a friend who just moved to Vietnam (he’s 300 pounds). He has almost no money and no current job. He is writing a blog about his experiences in Vietnam. You should definitely check it out. I promise you will enjoy it:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
You’re a Douche.
You’re still a douche.
i would bang a girl with bangs except fat ugly girls
HAHAHAHAHA I’m hard now
she’s not going to change it just for you. i bet you 100 bucks that she will rather break up with you than get rid of the bangs. I win you owe me 100 bucks
Girls with bangs love dick in their mouth. Disagree with me? I’ll kill you
That’s deep.
Bangs on girls are a plus. Male pattern Baldness is big among white guys. The two extremes balance one another and make great couples.
There’s only ONE thing that white people like more than Girls With Bangs…
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Come see what everyone is talking about.
very deep.true to the soul deep…im black.
women are dumb…im black.
u like asian women cuz ur a closet child molester. why else woulkd u like “women” with bodies of 10 year old and squeal like schoolgirls?
Women who have bangs are popular because they’re sluts. This is cool with horny men.
ur mom was a slut that is why u are here so do not complain u fat bitch
My girlfriend has bangs, and it’s annoying because all white guys hit on her!!!!
My friend’s girlfriend is soooo hot. He recounted his experience of guys hitting on his girlfriend at a bar. His blog is hilarious. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (just scroll down a lil and click on blog #16)
or just click here
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Blogs/0016.php
god. jenny lewis is hot.
I guess guys like them, but most women hate them. When you’ve finally grown them out because they went out of style (which can take YEARS) then they come back in style. They’re high maintenance and I hate them!
Josh. Shut it. Your gay. If you had a girlfriend, men would not hit on her only because of her fucking bangs. If a girl is hot, she will be hit on by white,black,brown,yellow or blue men alike. fag.
OMG! i have bangs
OMG! i have bangs! http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
they r bangin
Wow. Way to fight that “angry jew” stereotype…
its ok i guess
fuck y’all
Yeah, not so much.
My friend is white and is in Vietnam. He loves girls with bangs but its very hard to find them there, let alone, girls with teeth…He went to Vietnam with little money and no job and has been blogging about his experiences there. His blog is hilarious and he just added a new post today. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
I absolutely love this blog! I found it by accident and it’s now in my favorites! This is especcially funny. I almost feel guilty laughing…almost
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i get it
but if she was hot AND had bangs, whoo shit
I’m a white girl with bangs, yes white girls are loving the bangs, but so are Hispanic girls.
I guess, its because it so complimentary to thinner white girls with high cheek bones, It gives them the “model” look.
Ha-ha, at one time I was the nerdy white girl, then got the bangs and became the real cool white girl. The only thing is, its not just white people that loved my bangs, I got hit on by TONS of black guys and they told me they though my hair was awesome. But idk, what do I know.
Being a forehead girl is bad, even in Brazil. But I like it, because bangs went in a so-so fashion that it makes me almost unique.
i wear bangs because i look stupid without them. i don’t know precisely why, but i just look silly without bangs.
I hate the bang look on girls. It makes them look like unnattainable pretentious cunts.
that’s pretty judgmental
you could maybe let people style their hair how they like without preemptively hating their existence
YOU WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THINKING YOU ARE ALL THAT I AM BLACK N DAMN PROUD WTF??? YOU THINK ALL BLK PPLE ARE BEGGARS OR DRUG DEALERS???!!
I AM EDUCATED N GETTING A BACHELORS DEGREE
N TO ME THIS IS A SITE FOR WHITE PPLE WHO R UGLY OR SUCK TO MAKE THEM SELVES FEEL BETTER
REMEMBER eVEN IF UR TOUGH “ONLINE” YOU STILL SUCK IN R.L WHERE IT REALLY MATTERZ
Wow, NayNay. Satire. It’s in the dictionary. Look it up.
And I love how tough you were in that post. By your definition, it must mean that you suck in real life, where it really matters.
“I AM EDUCATED N GETTING A BACHELORS DEGREE”
Really? I wonder in what because your grammar sucks hard.
Your grammar sucks hard too.
Hahaha i knew it!! you just can’t take the truth can you… well honey its there n reality will hit you at some point at time
BTW: i am not going to fight with you because i don’t want to engage in this child’s play..i just wanted to express my opinion which i CAN do… if you don’t like it…. well that’s too bad its a free country :]
i agree with you….I’m white n i can’t STAND my race ….they just think their all that wen in the truth their really not
I’m Sorry But its True :I
The one thing white men like more than girls with bangs is learning sex secrets 😉
http://sexed.wordpress.com
Come see what everyone’s talking about!
Oh shit! I just grew mine out! Must get to the nearest overpriced Williamsburg salon ASAP!
your punctuation has problems, too.
White people love grammar.
I am one of the “people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes.”
That’s the only reason I cut my hair really short! But I ended up liking it even better that way. I wonder if there is an article about short haircuts.
*shrug* Whatever you say, dude, but this one doesn’t seem as spot on as most of your observations.
What about cartoons from the ’80s? White people go batshit for that stuff!
Ok. I was a little worried when Indie Rock, Barack Obama, Coffee, Facebook, and Juno got mentioned, but this??? Noooooooo!!! Am I accidentally writing this website in my sleep?
As easily the whitest person in the world (and by white I mean transparently pale, the real meaning of white) I think this bang post is outdated. Ten years ago we white people loved hot chicks with bangs, but now they are over rated and most commonly seen on whores and wannabes.
Today I think what it most popular amoung white people are girls with sassy, I-can-kick-your-ass-but-am-a-lover pixy sort of hair cut. Anywhere between boyish short and chin length. That seems to be all the rage.
The haircut doesn’t have to cost over $100. I cut my own hair. Bangs are pretty easy to maintain.
Good post. So many girls wear bangs now. I think Madame Belle may be right about many of them looking like “wannabes” but I think the distinction is obvious.
thats totally me!
Got to love hot middle class chicks with ‘bangs’ – we call it a fringe in the UK.
You forgot to mention that they the chick should also be wearing glasses and flat shoes, and possibly very long skirts.
Haha lol
I have to agree wholeheartedly with the bang observation. As a white woman with two white little girls, I am something of an expert in this area. Both of my daughters have bangs. The style is cute, but it is mostly due to the the white people problem of cowlicks. Yes, our wispy light hair can go in maddening directions. I had to cut bangs on both my kiddos because of swirly, almost tornado like cowlicks. Do other races have cowlicks????
Ya u are right, its funny because they are trying to be original with their hair, yet in every1 has it that way.
Girls wear bangs to cover up either their big foreheads or their forehead acne. Girls with small foreheads look cute without bangs.
And Vice magazine sucks, by the way.
ah! i see this on tons of girls in hipster town, aka williamsberg (brooklyn) and you KNOW they are paying some serious cashola for that cut.
“But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. ”
haha sounds like the hipster mantra.
Straight across bangs are usually ugly as sin! Only people with big foreheads wear it well. If your gonna have bangs, looks much better side swept.
The one thing white people like more than girls with bangs is learning sex secrets 😉
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your funny.
It’s true! I wish I could photograph girls with bangs all day long!
asians are better
everyone’s always telling you how to get girls with bangs, but if you a true playa, do you know how to lose them?
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
Wow what a whore, fucking V.D. giving bitch, I would have to hit the needle first, to stick my dick in that bitches mouth. She is a sleazey looking cunt, whores with bangs, gross, check out her stink boxerino.
Huh. I had bangs for many years, and I don’t think anyone but my mom really liked them. I miss them. Now I have generic bad hair instead of hipster (who knew?) bad hair.
i have bangs. i’m not popular. although, i’m as cute as hell.
Girls with bangs are fucking hot. I love em. I also love marketing pictures of girls with bangs. I sold like 1000 pictures in one week using tips I got from this site: http://tinyurl.com/4kxjpl
Check it out it’s nasty
girls with bangs are like boys with fau-hawks.
other examplesof popular white women with the haircut: Patti Smith, Leslie Feist, Chan Marshall and Charlotte Gainsbourg
Come to think of it All the popular girls in high school had bangs..humm…I think thie throey does hold some water.
yeah. bangs can be hot. not always, but when done well…*loud cat purr*
Througout this list there seems to be an ongoing stream of statements regarding “Stuff white people like”. That stream is this, we are superficial. Looking at the external rather than the more important “person”.
i may be more guilty of this than anything on this list (possible exception: NPR). i consistently develop devastating crushes on brunettes with bangs that show little interest in me. this last part is important. when will lander do the section on hopeless romanticism? i know too many white people who claim to be hopeless romantics. i’ve claimed to be a hopeless romantic. i’ve dated girls who have claimed to be hopeless romantics. we’ve actually sat at bars together and discussed how we were hopeless romantics. seems strange in hindsight. and stupid. seems stupid too.
unfortuantly you’re right…. (sigh)….
mm .. a girl who using hair bangs is very cute ..
bangs make them looked younger and cute ,,
This post made me very happy. I have had bangs for about four years!
Wow. This is so true its not even funny.
They always have the whole side swept bangs look.
Finally someone else sees this besides just me!
Awww!
Although I wear bangs (and most of my white kin hate it!), it is my understanding that the original name for bangs was “lunatic fringe.” Why was this? The staff in Victorian sanitariums cut bans on female mental patients for the sake of convenience and so that the patients would be less likely to swallow their hair! Still want to wear bangs? I do. Crazy or not, it’s still my best look.
i have bangs and im really social and i tend to like guys which are into music…maybe it;s true?
thats def true i agree!! i hate girls with cut bangs
No!!! Definitely not.
“…simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.”
Yes possible to spend $100 on a haircut, but what about these crazy things black people come up with? Roosters and all that shit? Easily $100!
lol Keith his point is discriminating against someone based on their haircut (whether it be positively or negatively) is ridiculous.
I’ve got to agree with Meg here.
I’m a Hispanic female and as of late have been wearing the fringe. I thought they softened some features (epecially the high cheekbones). They also help disguise my lack of eyebrows (they look overplucked despite the fact that I never pluck them) that I inherited from my white mother.
Also the whole side-swept bangs look that I once loved has been completely bastardized by the emo/scene movement.
To each their own though I suppose.
LOVE this site BTW!
Bangs on girls rock! only thing better, hairstyle wise, is bangs and a ponytail!
So I am not white?
I did get a little concerned when I watched ‘Undercover Brother’.
I like hot sauce and orange soda, hate mayo.
I also hate bangs and Asian girls.
Does being a one time hippy/skater/stoner automatically exclude me from being a whitey?
of course not. I know dozens of whiteys (myself included) that are hippies and skaters. I’m not a stoner, but they’re out there. However, I think I can escape the title of “whitey” after going to a high school with lots of minorities.
by the way, undercover brother is one of the best movies out there.
uhh, if you’re discriminating against someone it’s negative.
i want the girl from the ting tings hair cut but i duno weather i will look like a div or not ?????
hellpppp lmao
Are you people seriously trying to justify yourselves as “not that white”? C’MON!
All of these blogs are true and you know it.
Get over yourself…
Jenny Lewis!!!
He’s talking about the liberal, rich whites.
Ew, I would never get bangs. I’ve only heard of Joni Mitchell lol
whatpeoplehate.wordpress.com-super funny.
Ummmm….
I just like women
Love it.
It gives girls that cute look.
http://www.culturallycool.com
Especially if you are trying to hide a funny forehead!
oh you qualify as white Tim P……..the type of white that is not desirable….a white who hate……
You hate Asian girls…..
To be excluded from being this type of ‘white’, you have to stop hating certain races….then you will be a member of a larger, more acceptable group….the human race…
And if the chick has “tanorexia” you better watch out because this 5ft 6 110lb, streakey hair dye job probabley has a big mouth and a lot of baggage!
-Oh I am a white chick with no bangs; I do use products for redheads but no weird dye job or streaks and I am married to a 100% chinese (american) guy and we are oppisite to alot of the stuff on this blog but the humur here has already totally got me! I hate alot of these white people but it is soooo true!
F-ing great Shite!
-J & A
Bangs or no bangs both are guuurreeat! It’s all in how you ROCK IT!
http://www.LHBOUTIQUE.com
Don’t forget about Asian women who have bangs…that’s an extra plus for the cool people. There is even another level: Asian chicks with bangs, who wear the thick plastic glasses and have tattoos. This is like the trifecta of white man hipster coolness of he has a girlfriend of this caliber.
Haha.
Bangs add a different appeal to women. As with all hair, it depends on facial structure and hair texture =). Overall they’re pretty cool!
I would fuck most girls with bangs
I WOULD FUCK AN ASIAN HARD!!!! 😉
this guy above me is a total dickass
I would bet my next 5 paychecks that this guy has never touched a woman’s breast. And if he has he probably squeezed her nipples. (We hate that.)
talk about stereotyping
you definately don’t all hate that
bangs = swangs!
Figure it out.
The only Asian woman that don’t have bangs are in med school. Therefor, they will not be touched by men who like bangs because men who like bangs don’t have futures….
(it’s a new style of humor. welcome to the future).
Women are like a fine wine, Juicy when young and seasoned when aged. They are the the cherry on the Sunday, the icing on the cake, The spice of life!
Bangs or no bangs, their companionship is Primo!
I like the girl from superbad with the bangs. The one that seth gets with.
I had bangs when I was a kid. But I wouldn’t get them again.
In other words: God’s gift to man. 🙂
not matter what her race is, I’d be skeptical about someone who pays $100 for a simple looking haircut.
I’m guessing this chic doesn’t have bangs, or a boyfriend.
Louie, why do you call yourself a cool “gato”. You better be hispanic, or it’s just not cool. Sorry, cat.
could you be more ignorant. (and I’m white!)
That is so true. If you don’t have bangs, you are most likely just plan ugly. All of the white girls should have bangs covering their forehead. It makes them look sexier and more matured. Like a mix between a woman and a girl. Who is totally mature but not old and gross. She is not some nerdy little girl with glasses but a sexy bitch.
Did you lose a boyfriend to a girl with bangs?
Aww, it’s okay. You’ll never be the hot nerdy girl OR a sexy bitch. Maybe a nerdy bitch will suffice for you?
there is no critical vantage clander. meta-white is just a mystical hermeneutic white–admirable that you go the full circle, but you always wind up back in the same place. like most youth cultural offerings, your blog is lightly entertaining, but we’d all be better off if it stopped existing.
you can write your own ticket at Vanity Fair or Rolling Stone if you wanted.
time to move on.
hugs and kisses,
guy who detests yuppie legitimation machines and confession booths.
Bangs must be the reason why white people think Sara Palin is hot for a politician.
Palin is the normal girl in a beauty pageant with a bunch of burn victims. Not to mention that she’d be the hottest VP in history. Go on, tell me I’m wrong. Lie to me.
Yes, never thought about it. My wife
had that look when I met her.
Her sister still has it but my wife now has long hair
and goes out and just looks laid back and doesn’t
care and guys still try to pick her up even in her
40’s right in front of me too…
Sometimes that confidence is all it takes
that bangs look makes women look confident.
Okay, Palin has bangs , but she’s as dumb as a Moose, she should have been blond.
These damn bangs are giving women confidence, we must stop this at once. Women should not have confidence, it takes away the shine of us superior knowledgeable guys.
Bangs are almost as bad as the damn feminist movement! And I think us males must unite as one to work together and restore the lack of confidence that these women had in the 1950’s, who’s with me?
I like all girls as long as they are OK to look at.
i just like girls with hair. it dosent matter if theres bangs or not but as long as its long hair.
Hmm….something to think about. Granted I’m not white, but prior to logging on I had just booked a haircut and was seriously considering the bangs. Now I’m not sure if I should feel dumb or a poser? If were being honest here I have paid more than 100 dollars for a haircut and this may come as a shock to you all, but I’m not alone! Many woman in corporate American pay much more for a haircut. Men get a break when it comes to haircut pricing.
LOL….
Other than the outrageous price, there is nothing wrong with paying $100 for a haircut!!
well, not every woman can wear bangs, or wants to. some women choose no to bangs every time, like me, and the few others in this country who are VERY comfortable wearing their natural curls….proudly
whats the fuckin point of this?
its really funny
i do love the bangs, and the sushi
I’m not sure you have this right. Haven’t you noticed that just about every Hispanic female under the age of sixty has long hair in a ponytail – and bangs? This is particularly true of cleaning ladies
White people also like small-breasted women. And if you have bangs, you’re going to be swimming in throngs of adorers.
But for the accident of birth, I am a small woman with large breasts. Thusly, I am ostracized by the white people community while also being the reason why women hate themselves or something.
This is super funny! Where do you get these conclusions??
Well damn, I thought I had bangs because growing them out sucks and I don’t want to look like my mom. But no, apparently it is in my DNA that I muse have bangs.
Now that I think about it, they make good reminders for when to get a haircut.
I have bangs. I just don’t like my forehead.
God I love bangs. So urban and hip…god Im lame…
White people like girls with bangs and girls with bangs like people with mustaches! For example, I have a friend and hes actually growing out his mustache for charity. So many more girls have been hitting on him since he’s done it. Its fuckin hilarious. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Blogs/0018.php
I’m white and have a mustache. Thing is, I’ve had no luck with white girls with bangs, or any white girls for that matter. What a shame.
I do love my banged girls though.
white men are more prettier then black men and more manly because they take care of them womans and buy thems cloths and pay. for them to live and the black men beat and treat them womans like trash an they make them work thats how come .you sees alot of black womans working around nyc and not alot of black mens working!!
I wish i wasnt so fat ..maybe i could finds me a real man like white woman have.. I hate all my .own people..they are all rude mean ditry and i bes the first to admit it.
O and obama cant do anything to help the blacks anyway so whys is everyone thinking things will change for blacks?
besides even if he could change things he wouldnt because hes NOT black you morons .. white people voted him in cuz he was brought up with a white woman and they knows he acts white and wants to be all white anyways… hes the countrys first white guy to have a few black family member you morons!
Don’t worry about THEM.
I love YOU.
I want to thank SWPL for my new ‘do. Was moving back to the old neighborhood after a long stint abroad and wanted a look that conveyed my deepened artistic appreciation for the wider world in which I’d moved for the last several years.
Bangs and long straight hair totally nailed it. Thanks, Christian! 😉
This happened a couple years ago on an episode of the short-lived American version of Graham Norton’s show:
He showed the audience older (high school) pictures of everyday people, and the audience had to match their current hairstyle to their present face pic (with hair removed).
Sure enough, there was a picture of a girl in a high school band uniform and a bad perm. The audience correctly matched her current jet black long hair ‘n’ bangs to her current face pic.
Between this and the hummus entry, it loks like you’ve come out of your observational slump!
What in this world? Is this written in English??
I swear the comments on here have made me laugh almost to the point of throwing up. This one is top on the list! HAHAHAHHAA!
I suggest you read #99 on the list pertaining to grammar.
ZING!
i like my coffeee white :]
I have a high forehead and it is easier to have no bangs. Bangs are for little girls.
This comment is by far one of the worst responses I have ever read…EVER! I seriously hope that the author of this HORRENDOUS piece was trying to be funny (even though they failed miserably at it).
I think the analysis of masculinity as an ability to pay your way and take care of your family is both excellent and deeply unsettling to the dweeby, kidult, metro sexual, playstation addicted, masturbators who form the fan base for this blog.
dawn french has got bangs, and she is very funny 🙂
this is very funny because i relate to this. every girl i have dated in the past, ever, has had their bangs go straight down. i would not tolerate being pushed to the side, pulled back, or even that stylish sideways ponytail. this is just straight up white and that was a white thing to say. thanks bro!
I didnt think this was really true until I myself got my hair gut with straight across bangs. Everyone at school started telling me how much more intellectual and artistic i look.
Hey now, I’m not dweeby, kidult, metro sexual, or playstation addicted, and I’m still a huge fan of this blog.
Think about it, hombre..
zooey deschanel…
charlotte gainsbourg…
bjork…
yr so right…..
So– by including (white) Girls with Bangs in your list–
Would that imply that Black Men DON’T like them?
That hardly seems accurate.
That is such fallacious logic it is ridiculous.
you guys know this isn’t set in stone absolute truth right? its written satirically and jokingly so calm THE FUCK DOWN. thanks.
yet another example of how everything in america is reduced to race and not class. pretty sad. ask oprah if she likes hummus or thinks south america is cool. or ask a person who lives in a trailer park he/she thinks about this list………………
Clearly Marie is a white person who doesn’t get irony.
lmbo!!!!! zing!
pls forgive you?….pls forgive them for they know nothing of which they speak. lol and pls stop watching porn, it’ll make you go blind!
u got my amen!
I’m married to a girl with bangs. She’s sweet, sensitive and artistic. If it’s a ‘good hair day’, her hair forms a sleek helmet, which is very cool.
Hahahahaha….Amen!
Too funny, you should write for this site
Does she like organic food? What about bakeries?
You’re only bothered by the suggestion that Obama is white. Don’t worry, I am too. As a white male, I voted for Obama because he’s black. Now, I’m led to believe that he’s actually white because of his mother. This saddens me.
The poor black slang, however, made me feel more European. That cheered me up.
News: White males don’t care about your forehead. That’s another thing about stuff white males like.
No, but she has gay friends (#88), and likes gentrification (#73), recycling (#64), arts degrees (#47), David Sedaris (#25) and coffee (#1).
So Marie, what do you think about this list?
i have bangs and im not a douche. or fuck…maybe I am…damn.
Brilliant!
I hate those bangs.
uhhhhh… i have bangs but my hair is short… and im not popular 🙂
I have no idea where you pulled this stereotype. Almost everything thing on this list has some basis, but this makes no sense. I have never known any white girl to be popular (except among other girls) based on their hair style. The most popular girls always try different styles. In fact, girls who don’t change their hair style on a regular basis get shunned.
I love girls with bangs! Especially Jenny Lewis. I gotta get my Indian wife to try to be more white and cut her hair into bangs.
hey dipshit.. if you wanted your wife to “be more white” maybe you should have married a white woman. fucking idiot.
ummmmaybe he was being ironic?
U SMELL LIKE CURRY BITCH!
Irony? White people thrive on irony, usually. Unless they are as stupid as Marie.
maybe you are popular, you just donno about it … girls are like that …
Does this entry make playing the Ricky Martin song any less of a faux pas?
Good post! Very interesting.
LOL! Post more!
There aren’t many that I so vehemently disagree with, but this one I had to respond to. I HATE BANGS. They instantly make a chick ugly. The one and ONLY exception is Zooey Deschanel.
Marie, actually, America is reduced to who has more money than who.
Fuck that shit. Bangs are ok…i guess… but not on most indian women.
See, this is a problem with America today. Nobody knows how to take a joke.
I assumed that the whole point of this blog was the fact that its funny. The people that are on here, complaining about how racist and blah blah blah it is need to get over themselves.
It’s supposed to be FUNNY. If you don’t think it’s funny, then don’t laugh and don’t kill it for the rest of us who think it is. Are you seriously going to go through this whole blog and complain about how racist it is and then go protest the book (which I bought for my white friend) because its racist too?
I thought this was funny. Especially seeing as how I know a lot of popular band groupies with bangs.
hilarious
my roommate is in med school and she is asian AND she has bangs. oh snap.
A hundred bux for bangs? OMG, someone is getting so ripped off. Unless you’re a total butterfingers, you can do this at home for free. ;P
Wow, very interesting! Time to find a white girlfriend.
At home for free? That is so not white of you.
Oooo, Zoey Deschanel. Yes, Zoey Deschanel. Speaking as a white person, she should get her own entry on this list. That’s how damn much I like her.
Man, this website is hilarious. I am dying here of laughter.
Jokes aside, white folk are pretty cool. (Normal ones, not the super rich ones who think I’m there to ‘help’).
Bangs are definitely a plus in my opinion. But not having them doesn’t necessarily make you a social outcast
Are you kidding? white people love to say they cut their own hair. Not kidding when i say i just cut my own hair.
I have bangs and love having them most of the time(upkeep is a bitch). I get compliments all the time on them. It doesn’t cost me anymore than any other haircut.
I know a lot of people hate bangs though so…don’t see why this is on the list.
I find you very offensive
also I am with the others who say most white girls I know who keep bangs cut them themselves. I do even after the salon cuts them because they don’t do it right.
i find you to be a twat. suck it. look at you. twat.
if he was being ironic, he would have said he was killed by an ambulance.
So True! well…mostly! Totally a white chick, with bangs…and it’s pretty true. I go for the whole artsy look…mostly because i am a little artsy…I’m a musician. But for the most part this whole thing is super true…GOOD CALL
I find you to have a stick up your ass.
Dear Nicole
If you can’t see the humor/don’t understand as to why this is on the list, you probably shouldn’t be on this site. Like “most people hate bangs” yeah, which is why he’s poking at the trendy scenesters and their reasons for liking the bangs (one reason for liking them is that most people don’t like them)
oh, and to everybody that is complaining about the post saying “but i cut my own bangs,” don’t you get that is technically trendier/indie chic than going to a salon, which is what the author of this site is making fun of?
Cheers
Analie. I got it. I just think there are a shit ton of WHITE people who are stuck on themselves and think bangs suck especially the straight across variety. For the most part they only like the king that are sideswept. And also the entry never mentions people cutting their own bangs. It says we all pay $100+ to get the haircut, which is simply not true if he is trying to describe the scenesters who get the haircut. If he wanted to be correct he would have said the white girls he is describing will brag about cutting their bangs themselves. Maybe you should fix your reading skills. I am not offended. Just pointing out the obvious.
Kind* not king.
Wow. I’m amazed at how many commenters have no sense of humor or ear for irony.
Geez.
Yours,
white girl who sported bangs for most of 06-08, now growing them out
I’m not white but my best friend is and she frequently sends me links to this site. I think this is HILARIOUS! Everyone who is complaining needs to shut up! Just laugh. That’s what you’re supposed to do when you come on this site.
Nicole,
I’m just gonna put my pride aside and admit it-you are actually right.
so i read the article again after reading your response to my comment, then I read your response and my comment again, and realized you have a point. Immature of me to start shit online anyway.
Cheers
hahahahaahahaha bangs look good on some women but not all of them can rock it. I am black and i like when white women where bangs i think it looks hot
This is also becomming popular for men as an instant indicator of extreme whiteness. I can’t be arsed to read all 48 pages of comments, so my apologies for redundancy if someone has already pointed that out.
Sure it’s funny. I wonder, Palooza, if you would find it so “HILARIOUS” if the joke was on you, i.e. your race?
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Girls with bangs are the sexiest thing ever. Gotta love it.
you mean bang girls with…seriously check out http://www.revoint.com for some cool shit
It’s good thing you explained it, or he would have never got it.
Problem with cutting your own hair is, if you mess it up, you can never blame your stylist/barber.
Ha…. That’s interesting. o.o
haha im pretty sure black people like them too, it makes them look younger and therfor more desireable! amiright! if the legel age was 16 we’d have no reason for bangs except for gang bangs of course!! har har har
She has a great cackle! Love that woman!
Meh, I’m black and I refuse to get into a relationship with any woman whos even 2 years younger than myself. Bangs are okay.
shut the fuck up.
I find you ridiculously boring and a drag at parties.
-White Girl w/ a sense of humor
ROFLMAO!!! 🙂
I agree with Jump. It’s a haircut, not an invitation to post about how you want to fuck some young girl.
Joe, I’ll see your 2 and raise you 10.
I never heard of anything referenced in this one. Not the celebrities, magazines, and the only girl with bangs that comes to my mind right now was a Costa Rican black girl in Medgar Evers College.
But I’m not around white people except at the cafe and I don’t notice their hair.
you suck
ok I’m starting to get the idea….this is spam.
every time a pleasure.
well, white girls can do so coz they don’t need to wear a wig
White women tend to age faster than women of other “race” groups–the bang is a way to keep them looking “youthful”. At least that’s what I’ve been told.
This website is a joke. Where’s the list of stuff black people like? Or would that be racist?
ever seen an old asian tart??? it looks like a dried prune
“This website is a joke.”
Oh good. So you got the point?
I like bangs. I hate looking at foreheads and hairlines.
HAHAHA, thank you arc
Listen to “Bangs” by They Might Be Giants
This is totally true! I am one of these white women with a big ugly forehead and baby fine hair. Fortunately I have a pretty good brain underneath it all.
some guys maybe okay with bangs, i have never in my life heard of a guy PREFERRING them. i think they make women look older and meaner.
re the STWPL list, numbers 1 – 120: only white people like those things? So no black people like coffee or go snowboarding or wear scarves? I noticed that you included Facebook but you didn’t include Obessing About Blogs or Using Computers To Do My Job??
And why do white people love hip hop/r n b? (you mean kids surely?) Because its the only music around. And of course, white kids just can’t act black enough can they? Maybe you should add “White London Kids Speaking With A Caribbean Accent”?
(R ‘n’ B and ‘urban’ are just euphemisms for black pop music. The old cultural segregation is as strong as ever.)
I think there is a serious underside to this site. Of course, you can believe all you want that all white people are fixated by coffee and snowboarding but you’d be wrong.
That one girl from Feist has bangs. And she was in an ipod commercial, which is an Apple product. I think that counts for double whiteness points. She may even be a white icon.
Also, has Radiohead ever been covered by this blog? A lot of white people made the trip from the suburbs to Grant Park in Chicago just to see Radiohead. It was like a pilgrimage–Some 90,000 white people. I don’t know if Radiohead has already been covered, just wanted to throw that in there, because it is the most basic band that white people like.
it says in the coffe one that other races like them to.
loli disargee,black people seem to more
By “that one girl from Feist,” you mean, “Feist.”
White people like girls with bangs, and girls with bangs like puppies. Speaking of puppies, my friend just got this new puppy and he plays with it by putting a chew toy in his mouth and letting the puppy try to rip it out. It’s kinda funny. Check it out: http://TwitPWR.com/2Z0/
This is the one of the more idiotic ones in this list. (Though 95% of them are at least somewhat idiotic.) It would be more accurate to say that white people like hairstyle trends; simply adding bangs is only one of many. Counterpoint: black people like braids, dreads, afros… whatever. Asians like ____, latinos like _____, blah blah blah.
Much like I feel the need to ask so many shame-faced white people… aren’t you tired of being angry on behalf of others?
And an interesting point I’d like to make is that it’s seen as satire as long as he’s talking about white middle class and upper class people. You say “counterpoint: black people like… etc” He’d be lynched if he talked about any race but white people like that.
For the record, I’m pasty white, love most of this stuff secretly, and think it’s hilarious. But I could see where taking yourself too seriously would get in the way of that.
And only white people can ever understand why we like all this stuff.
yes it IS a joke… nothing is scientifically and sociologically proven for all white people and no non-white people.
But this website does one awesome thing: pointing out that white people have a race too. You don’t have to be insulted, just think about the meaning of being white in the U.S. and how it is profitable for you on a daily basis… or just laugh at the joke.
One downside though… I would call this website stuff-upper-middle-class-people-like-dot-com. (there are not that many poor white people who even entertain the idea of taking a yea off)
^
None of what you said about whites, blacks, asians, latinos, etc are true because some of my best friends wear dreads and have funky Asianesque hairstyles and they’re not of that ethnic group.
Actually, I disagree. It really has nothing to do with being white and everything to do with being cultured into a certain way of thinking. There are tons of Chinese-Canadian or Carribean-Canadian kids obsessed with manga who would love to go to Japan and love coffee on top of that. And I know tons of other white people that skip English on a daily basis and hate everything to do with it beyond actually being able to somewhat fluently speak the language.
I think this blog is funny but its totally a farce.
Cassandra, black people don’t wear their hair in braids, dreads, and afros, for style. They wear it that way because that is the only way to manage it! Afros are natural- when I pick out my hair it is an afro! I don’t go to the hair dresser and ask for an afro!
So wait, only white people like “hairstyle trends”? And black people, asians, latinos, etc. don’t? And “braids, dreads, afros…whatever” can’t be considered hairstyle trends- and only black people like/wear them?
Good thing I have blog comments like this to keep my life in order.
And I don’t know about you Zipporah, but when I go to the stylist, I ask for an afro every time…
If you don’t enjoy this website you can always go to:
“StuffBlackPeopleLIke.com” or “StuffAsianPeopleLIke.com” or “StuffLatinoPeopleLike.com”…..
Hence, ths site title “Stuff WHITE People Like”
This site is HILARIOUS!
oh my god. i totally have bangs, and i have dated many guys in bands, and i am a stealth nerd, and i moved to a (semi-)big city.
i was the weird art girl in highschool that was only popular when they needed someone to paint stuff on the homecoming float.
very insightful!!
oh my god it’s post’s like yours, Zipporah, that make my eyes roll into the BACK OF MY HEAD! Don’t take everything so freakin literally. Take a chiller and a shot and enjoy yourself!
More importantly, there are not many poor white people who even entertain the idea of wearing a pea-coat.
Then again, upper-middle-class white people tend to interact with poor white people with the same uncomfortably as with people of other races.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were an expert on all things “Feist”. Perhaps I should contact you personally before I comment on a blog using Feist as an example, on the odd chance that the reference I’m planning to use is somehow skewed. Thank you, yeahrightradio, for doing us this grand service of correcting that travesty of a grammatical error! I’m… touched.
(Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Laughing my ass off.
Ditto!
I have this friend….hehe
For those of you getting worked up, my gosh, take it easy. It’s called satire. And it’s hilarious.
Thing white people like:
“Commenting/Blogging about Blogs.”
White people love to let other people know how great/funny/true they found someone’s blog. Especially if the blog or thought is potentially or already popular. Even though not a single other white person cares how you felt about it. Unless maybe the blogger himself–who most likely does not either. They will however, comment/blog about your blog/comment if it seems witty. Not that they care about it.. but just so they can appear to understand your wit.
What results is pages upon pages of comments–none of which are of any substance–but yet fuel more blogs and comments ad infinitum.
Absurd.
…that’s me…but i’m not white…i’m OTHER
=)
AAAAaahhh, the irony of it all.
Perhaps the list should include “Derisive Assessment”.
There is nothing like reading a post, anywhere, that calls attention to the futility of posting. Using a medium of communication to explain why said medium is ‘absurd’ is self-referentially beautiful.
By the way, this post does not exist.
Totally true. All of my hipster friends have this haircut. I found myself at a gastropub (hipster watering hole) surrounded by “deep-girl-next-door” waitresses and company one evening when it hit me. Good thing I’m the even “cooler” white person that noticed this! Thanks Feist…pshh!
I’m just curious to know what do Asians and Latinos like? You’ve seem to have only made a point in listing the hairdos of black people…why is that?
http://www.handheldstory.com
check it.
I don’t agree. I think blog comments are important as they’re the only way to contribute to all the words on the internet without having to get a site.
I’ve never heard of any of the “very popular white women”. So they must not be THAT popular (because I’ve heard of every popular person known to man) (white man that is). Also, women with bangs are ugly, and usually idiots.
beautiful, futile. yes.
I don’t agree. Blogs, comments, and comments upon comments are nothing more than online discourse (with strangers, ok, a little weird), not some sick and twisted forum of caucasion narcissism. Everybody likes to think that other people care what they think. If that weren’t true, black people would never have made the great contributions to culture that they have. Two examples that come to mind, though terribly stereotypical, are blues and rap.
And SO many black people leave comments all over the internet. You wouldn’t say something deviant like, ‘Oh, they’re just acting white.” would you?
ohhhh…. cranky.
sounds like you got dumped by a hip girl with really awesome bangs.
I think white girls look cute with bangs :0)
Yes, I was dumped by your mother.
yeah that 🙂 and i have bangs LOL
i think all white girls looks better than a black girl all day.
i would never mix my race look at the mexicans they are in this usa have babys like rats look at them look wake up whites.
my mom’s bangs are quite awesome, but i’m pretty sure she wouldn’t go out with you 😀
p.s., never heard of joni mitchell? really?
That has absolutely nothing to do with the topic and thank you for using the internet as another way to vent your ignorant frustration.
Note: #101: White people love being offended.
Too bad thats only for a limited amount of time. What you think plastic surgery started for everybody? No sir. White women don’t age well. See Asian girls lol! You got problems. Isn’t the internet great. I know you wouldn’t say that to black peoples face at anytime.
wow, “Proued”, are you the result of some sort of fucked up inbreeding?
Oh thank GOD…bangs mean I’m the cool girl? Phew. And here I thought I had them b/c my mother passed down an unfortunately large forhead my way. I’ve been rockin’ bangs since toddlerhood. So relieved to hear they are now a trademark of my grown-up hipness.
I did actually have a girl (yep, white) come up to me once at a magazine launch party to tell me she “loved” my hair…that my bangs were just “so bold”.
Oh, and for the record: girls who left high school, grew up, got bangs and became cool would NEVER be caught dead at their high school reunion.
I’m white and I just don’t understand white people.
What an idiot its not rat’s it’s rabbits…It”s not Proude….But PROUD… and speaking as a MEXICAN AMERICAN…Check your history… the US cant settle into a land where a INDIGINOUSE People have done so FIRST!.(Oh wait!…Is that what NOW MAKES UP YOUR Precious AMERICA(WHITE) . (ie CA, Texas etc.)The Blog had nothing to do with what your TOPIC or AGENDA MAY BE…Hope future BLOG’s on WEB SITE Address this issue… “Stuff White People Like to DO” – Sound ignorant on Web… because they feel non whites cant afford TECHNOLOGY
fuck off you stupid spic
AH!!!! I…HIT A NERVE!!!I SEE
You’re learning…BOBBY OH BOY!….DONT BE SCARED…
IT’S called KNOWLEDGE! … (DONT FIGHT IT…JUST LET IT BE)
“Bobby el hol!”…my thoughts exactly!…I see where
“Proued to be white” and you come to relation…Ignorance
Is taught, but let it skip this generation!… Be the first in
Your CLAN’s CHAPTER to remove the starchy sheets,
Say: “Listen up old boy’s remove your DUNCE CONES the
World is “Ah”…changing…and I’ms…. ah…fixin… a-due-
Da-hsame…Say, Besides I learn a thing or two, from the
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That’s Right Bobby boy… use the box for knowledge, not to
Spew your hate… it only really shows how your beginning to
Chafe around your “DIMINUTIVE GENETELIA” and how
SOUR your a-whole has been.
His comment and yours: ugh.
nancy, you do realize you sound just as racist as any of them sound, right? i mean it is okay for white people to be proud or offended just as much as it is for you, a mexican-american to be proud or offended. in speaking out in the way that you did, you’re being just as ignorant. i’m not trying to be mean or sound racist at all, please realize that. i’m simply voicing an opinion in that i think you’re just as bad as them. white people have a history too, you know, and despite what many think, they also have feelings. quite honestly, you’re just being rude and racist yourself.
p.s. i’m black, so don’t tell me i’m just trying to “stick up for my people” or something.
I’m white; I love girls with bangs. not sure why, maybe it’s a throwback to childhood, like nostalgia from a time when that hairstyle was more popular, and I enjoy being reminded of that time. and of childhood crushes. but it also just looks good IMO. on women of any race.
anyway, this website is a joke, and it’s funny when people get upset about it, and correct eachother’s spelling with more incorrect spelling. I’m sure that the way some of the list only applies to richer whites, could be part of the joke by suggesting whites are typically wealthy.
anyways, girls plz dont be self conscious about your bangs. 😀 and also, nancy, mexicans aren’t indigenous, they’re a mix of europeans and natives, just like in north america, just a different group of europeans and natives. if I’m not mistaken. no need to get into a sins of the fathers contest.
haha you spelled “Indigenous” wrong.
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, hun, but you are making yourself come across as a bigoted racist.
Oh…and just a little support to help you with your cause, I would recommend a good dictionary or possibly a spell check?
What an odd, (somewhat) insulting statement to make.
I have suggested a spell check to another person on this blog. I would recommend a grammar check for you. Maybe use the spell check as well.
Best of luck!
I must admit – i really do like girls that bang.
…maybe just a few more years in elementary school…
I am slightly tan – don’t call me white!
HEY YOU – DON’T YOU BREED EITHER!
Nancy, WOW girl. We share a name even the same, cultural background. AND, I am glad it ENDS THERE..But man!…WHAT AN EMBARASSMENT.
Very ODD comment, I dont even know how to address it? Just pure shame!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE! My thick BROWN BANGS. Is the heavy bang out of fashion? If it is, someone please say something. My coworkers our staring at me and I dont know why?
Nancy, no matter how eloquently it is stated a penis or ass-hole joke will only serve to detract from your original point. Rethink using these if you want to be taken seriously. You may also want to make sure your facts are right, because frankly, white people came from all parts of Europe to the new world to exterminate and/or exploit indigenous people. America and Mexico essentially committed the same crime. Not to mention Australians, South Africans, etc.
I’m on team Gabriel.
I’m assuming the whole “Proued to be white” thing is satirical, yes?
Why do Americans call FRINGES ‘bangs’?!?!
Can someone please not take offense and explain the word ‘bangs’ to the rest of the English-speaking world (ie. the UK, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc)?
Do you realise what ‘bangs’ means to the rest of the English speaking world? Its damned rude!!!
Not sure the etymology but you can prob find on an Internet search….and btw, there is such a think as American English. No offense taken, but seriously, does it matter?
“Why do Americans call FRINGES ‘bangs’?!?!”
Because “fringes” are where crack addicts and the unibomber live.
No, it doesn’t really matter.
I’m just curious as to how hair cut in a certain way around the forehead translated into ‘bangs’ – it’s really quite an odd saying. I’ll look up the etymology dictionary online – thanks for the tip.
BTW ‘bangs’ is slang in the rest of the English speaking world for a woman who lustily and joyfully partakes in sex!
There is a great Australian saying: “She bangs like a dunny door in the wind.”
Same with the name ‘Randy’ which is slang elsewhere for ‘horny’!!
Yes, fringes are edges or margins around something else. Gven that the term ‘fringe’ applied to hair framing the face (except in North America), fits with this usage of the term you can readily use logic to make understand why people in the UK and elsewhere use the term ‘fringe’ to connotate hair framing the forehead.
Likewise, as you’ve pointed out, the use of the term to signify places where people who live on the margins of society hang out.
But the term ‘bangs’ just doesn’t esaily or logically translate to hair. Why not ‘forelock’ or ‘ruff’? It is really hard to understand why someone, one fine day, woke up and decided to use the word ‘bangs’ to describe hair framing the forehead!
oh puhleeeez!….
gee-THAT was intelligent
Damn. I thought Ricky Martin’s She Bangs was about hair.
So I’m at a major loss for why we all just can’t enjoy the aspects of this blog that are hilarious, some of these comments are hit and miss, like most things. I love rocking my bangs, and when they blow into my eyes as I walk across one of the most pretentious “lets stress how diverse we are if we are white” campuses, I feel like a BAMF. But they are also a bitch to work out with.
So go me! I can look at one of these blogs and laugh hysterically bc I am an apparent stereotype of white culture with this one aspect of me.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/19/just-when-you-thought-you-were-talented/
– “You bitch ass president…” – Me replacing the n-word with president
you are so ignorant!!!!!!
And Portnoy’s my biggest customer!!
i love girls with bangs because the bangs come handy when you are banging doggie style.
THIS IS SOOO AWSOME! hahahahaa
Amen. Never, ever.
Thank you Gabriel. You make a girl feel special. My bangs are there basically because I am lazy and they make for a quick get ready in the morning. I do get lots of looks and people ask me things they don’t ask other people, but I’m not cool in any way. Just lazy.
The way I see it, try to get more bang for the buck….go to
http://www.revoint.com
u are the funniest guy..and people who hate on ur site are just mad cuz ur pointing out what white people do…cuz i’m sure if u were pointing out what black people like as a white guy some hillbilly would find it hillarious!! white people can’t stand when u piont out the stupid stuff we do..like acting like we’re from tha hood..when ur from the suburbs!!lol keep it up!! funny as hell!!
Hey, as a white person I can tell you that I don’t necessarily agree with every comment he makes, but he gets a lot right, in the sense I have seen all these elements in my friends. If you are going to make a comment though try and back up your statement with proper punctuation and grammar. Stuff white people like #182: Proofreading.
“Oh, and for the record: girls who left high school, grew up, got bangs and became cool would NEVER be caught dead at their high school reunion.”
Hahaha, touché Cris!
I could not agree with this more. I never thought of my bangs as a fashion statement. I have had heavy bangs ever since I was a small child, and as I got older I kept them to cover a scar I have on my forehead.
People do generally think of me as a hippie/ indie/ emo/ hipster, but I do not know if that is because of the bangs or the fact that I exude coolness 🙂
hahah im white and ive been showing lots of my friends this site. i think it’s hilarious. anyone who can’t laugh at themself now and then has issues. so ya 🙂
Wow.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/26/damn-give-a-motherfucker-some-privacy/
i’ve got to be honest with you, most of your stuff is actually true. like your moleskins post. you know that EVERY single white person, especially males over the age of 16, have tried their hand at making love poems to impress themselves or a girl. and chicks with bangs is definitely true. nice work. you need to add another topic: “white people giving racism as a joke, but not taking racism as a joke” it’s a joke people! it’s true and funny. get over it.
THIS is where we stand…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/27/recession-wonderful-times-for-street-meat-wagons/
I have bangs. I dated someone in a band that’s really taking off…all my friends like the band, unfortunately. I moved from a small town to a big city, bla bla bla. I love my bangs and everything you say about them makes me laugh and love them even more. Oh, and I have an internship too. Double trouble. Keep up the good work! 🙂
Bangs are fuuuuuugly. Very unflattering to the face. Obviously if the girl looks like the one in the picture she is objectively beautiful, but think of how much finer that girl would look without those frumpy house frau bizangs.
I’d fuck her
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I think everyone can relate to this:
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/05/the-80-rule-this-may-save-your-life-as-well-as-your-relationship/
And I still love the chick in the pic for this one, shes fuckin cute in a retarded kind of way
aghhh stop spamming.
her name is jenny lewis. white people love her.
I was literally reading this in class and I decided to look around. Every girl in my class had bangs. I am not kidding. I had to keep a straight face for the rest of the class period while my professor was lecturing. As soon as class was finished I could not stop laughing. Now everywhere I go, I count all of the girls with bangs.
(btw I do not have bangs, but most of my friends do)
This is odd and full of prejudice.
I wear bangs because I could not get my hair out of my face otherwise. I love my bangs, it looks nice.
I’m a city girl from head to toe, but I would not say I’m the most important person in a white or not white company (as I’m a withdrawn person).
By the way, I don’t know why so many black girl refuse to wear bangs or why have their beautiful curly hair straightened. Curly hair is cool, it looks so much better in its natural state. Mine is straight, but I’d better have some waves.
Ha. I used to have bangs a couple years ago but i’ve long since grown them out.
But then again i used to be cool and now im not.
Whether it be by choice or not…
Thats the kind of attitude people that take the time to read this blog should have!
Thanks Emily
hahahahaha…. i love it
i had bangs when i was little and i hated it and grew them out. then near the end of high school i wanted them back. and i have had side bangs for close to 5 years and i’d like to think i’m a pretty cool/well like person… (maybe that’s just the bangs speaking)
I wear bangs to cover up the head-butting scar
I like girls with bangs because I can see their face better when they’re busy chowing down on my man-sausage.
I also like bangs because it means I have a clear target when I want to spooge on a face.
Another reason is because it’s a haircut for people with straight hair, and wholly impractical for those with tight curls, so really this article is more stupid than Peewee Herman high on meth.
yes, yes, and yes.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/10/this-whole-rhianna-chris-brown-situation-is-enough-to-drive-a-man-swayze/
Obviously you have never been to Williamsburgin Brooklyn ny or the Lower East Side in ny cuz article is so right on, and i should know. i’m the latin girl white people feel comfortable with because i’m not white but not black and just urban enough. you, my good comment poster, are the wrong kind of white person
What the – I’m not white!
Great shot though, keep trying.
what about white folks with stupid looking matted and dirty blond dreadlocks?
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/17/shoe-cam-peeping-tom-the-story-of-how-one-sleazy-man-with-a-boot-and-a-digital-camera-got-caught/
LMAO
As a white person, I can say I do enjoy girls with bangs. In fact, one was getting overtly too friendly two months ago. It ended poorly for us, I wonder if she still has the bangs…
what about black folks with stupid looking matted and dirty black/brown dreadlocks?
how about girls with stupid looking matted and dirty black/brown bangs?
even though i like girls with bangs, I don’t like the ones with stupid looking matted and dirty black/brown/blonde bangs…
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I’m more a fan of a white girl WHO bangs, not WITH bangs.
that is totally racist
I look so much better with bangs than without them. I wish I could pull off some of the cute, no bangs looks.
Deal with it, id.
It’s cool on White people, but unhygenic on Blacks, don’t you know? lol
Not a bangs girl, personally. My hair is too curly, which automatically disqualifies me from the haircut.
However, girls with tight curls are generally regarded as the girl who people later realize was cooler than the girl with bangs all along.
It’s a good style for a woman with a long or oval face. But round-faced woman with bangs look like Cabbage Patch dolls.
I know some white people with dreads that beat the hell out of the dreads I’ve seen on black people- their hair is fucking amazing. Some white people can pull this look off incredibly well, when they know what they’re doing. And with non-black hair, it’s pretty cool and stands out. Would I ever do it? No way. But it’s awesome on some people. A couple of black kids I know are jealous of the white kids’ dreads, too. I don’t blame them, I’m a bit jealous, too.
HAHAHAH
Yes, totally agree!
dirty in your mouth! stupid in your brain!
Erm… Little help here. But what the feck are bangs?
I had this trouble when I was reading “To kill a mockingbird” as a teenager. Back them I assumed they were pigtails – those little plaits on the side of the head so beloved of Heidi and waitresses in Munich Bierkellers. But our resident office ‘merkin tells me these are called braids.
So just what the feck are bangs?
I’m assuming that it’s ‘merkin for fringe? Am I right.
Sheesh guys, throw the limey a bone!
(Over this side of the pond, the only time I use bangs, in reference to a young lady, is as a verb.)
Google it you dick
Ok Lander, This post is oxymoronic if you have bangs and your hair is curly. Think outside of the Birkin next time.
Plaited hair is called “Braids” by us ‘Mericans. Bangs are when you have the hair covering your forehead cut in a straight line anywhere above the eyes or there abouts.
Pigtails are just like ponytails, except there is one on either side of your head. And a ponytail is when your hair is pulled back in a queue.
Any hair-terminology I’m missing?
I did Google “You Dick” and it came up with 417,238 hits for “Tom”. Youse famous! I bet the young ladies all swoon over you, what with that charm school upbringing and all.
@ U.S.girl
Thank-you, much appreciated. I’m less confused about Harper Lee now. I suppose many Americans feel that same way about the UK – dialects change even within a few miles each other around here. (In my time in Manchester there were about 14 different words for “bread roll” within 10 miles of the city-centre. I can’t even begin to describe what a “babby’s yed wi’pea whet” is to someone from London – never mind anyone from outside the UK.)
Bangs = Fringe
“I like her bangs!”
–Pedero Sanchez, in “Napoleon Dynamite”
It’s those damn widow’s peaks that make bangs the way to go. Unless the girl with said widow’s peaks wants to be “the girl with the receding hairline”. Bangs are good if you have not a forehead but a “fivehead”. Unless one wants to show a movie on her fivehead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fringes are good, bleached blond is less so …
I have a fivehead… I also have bangs.
I really hate the Bettie Page, deep dish, Vulcan bangs on girls that think the 50s were really cool.
In general, Aryan girls tend to be brachiocephalic, thus the need for bangs.
Do you really say ‘merkin over there?
This is a topic?
You have got to be joking.
Jealous?
english bob! you rock! haha!
well handled, english bob! you rock! haha!
yes oh british one…bangs = fringe
bangs -american
fringe -british
in the same manner as
cigarette -american
fag -british
get it…good
Few can pull that off. Not that I have any desire to try. God, that would be dorky.
Epic reference!
I’m supposing so. Which makes me think of Bush. Which makes me shudder.
“WE ARE THE ‘MERAKINS.”
The way he pronounces it sounds like a freaking pokemon.
Oh Well,
Well put :-))
Woman who have 10cm foreheads consider bangs a godsend
Funny story, this is spot-on accurate. I too have noticed our (and my own) obsession with straight, blunt-ish brow-sweeping bangs. Committed bangs, if you will. Not those long celebrity side bangs nonsense, because that’s just an uneven haircut. If they’re in your eyes, they’re not bangs.
The way I see it, bangs are interesting because they demonstrate an interest in being more cute/hip than you are pretty. Bangs are not pretty, bangs are cute/childish/practical. But not pretty. Many beautiful women have bangs, but if you have the hip blunt bangs, you’re saying, “I’d rather not be too pretty.” It’s big with hipsters, lesbians, artists, and girls who are at least a little bit bisexual. It’s a good way to find people who will be interesting and not too shallow, actually, at least in some circles. Or girls who will like girls – it’s pretty helpful for that, too. I know at my school, a lot of girls do it to distinguish themselves from the greek scene – Northwestern is 40% greek, so being purposefully non-Greek or anti-Greek is almost a subculture. It’s the haircut equivalent of wearing Ray Bahn’s and owning a plaid button down. It’s an identifier almost like the old gay-ear-piercing business once actually was.
I was more intrigued to learn that there is a resident pubic wig in EnglishBob’s office! That’s crrrrazy!
Why is it that us Pure White Men have to put up with half-breed white girls incisiting that they should have children with them and use bangs to look intellectual. It is all a lie! and they are liers! why?
well i’ll tell you why!
It is because of there fathers ,who…… were traitors back in the old days of White supremecy.
They are born half-breed men. And will try to find any woman and accept her as she is and ejaculate in her to feel that he was close as Pure White people in supremecy but cannot mistake that the child to be born, will be even further from the truth!. When this child is born female, this female will lie her way into any whitest of white mans bed. And so in proving that her father was a complete lier in the first place!.
This proves that white is supreior and any lies comes from someone who is of mixed race. Hence the bangs, only brown haired girls have them. Beware!.
The person that complains about a lack of intellect is spelling liar incorrectly. Irony at its best!
I simply cannot make any sense of what this person is saying, typos and pitiful grammar aside. English does not appear to be his first language. Further, bangs are merely a premise to post, he would have plugged the (perhaps) appropriate word into any posting, simply to have his questionable say.
I wear bangs to hide forehead wrinkles because I am white and aging faster than my Asian friends.
It is nice that you are an idiot. If you were actually intelligent and had these views, you would be goddamn scary. As it stands now, you are only a sad punchline.
Of course I would not expect anything else of myself no ego intended lol.
eh, wtf?! this may be may fav. posting yet.
No.
Oh! This explains why the pretentious, privileged Americans that come into the ridiculously over-priced shop I work in suddenly started practising common courtesy towards the sales associate! I got bangs and ¡Voilà! suddenly I start getting a little respect! I was confounded as to the reason respect should be equated to as minute a change to one’s hair as bangs… mystery solved. The world is a travesty. 😦
Dunno none of those bitches.
LOL. If you were really superior, you would be able to write clearly so that people would know what the hell you’re talking about.
Hey Thomas Mckechnie,
You’re not white, are you?
Hhhmmmmm…
that girl in the photo is kinda hot and mysterious. 😮 …I gotta say. i DO love bangs on a lady. And Thomas Mckechnie is obviously the type of ignorant douche that the rest of us white people are trying to seperate ourselves from; which is exactly why most of these posts are true.
LOL @ Thomas Mckechnie
he dont know what he’s missing out on…
red blueberry juice on a white tie.
fkjjk are you a poet or a pervert?
SHE IS ALWAYS THE MOST POPULAR ONE.
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
ehh i think its kinda ugly I had bangs when I was a little girl
Asian troll who is jealous of white girls and their better looks?
Yes for $100!
Some of this shit is funny, but not enough for it to have its own blog. Come on. Can’t this shit stop being popular for fucks sake? Its not funny anymore. What the fuck is funny about stereotyping? Move ON!
Hahahahahaha, amazingly accurate.
Asian trolls ftl.
uummm…. bassmenow?
if u dont like it… then may i ask WHY THE FUCK are u on here?
IM white and i dont care. i thought it was pretty funny. ur just being an annoying prick who cant take a joke
hahahahahahaha, win.
LOL! It must be a lonley life to blog about bangs.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but not just white women wear bangs.
Joke’s on you, my friend.
o.O That makes no sense at all…….
It makes sense if you interpret the possessive to mean, “My deadpan urban street friend, ‘Joke,’ whose name is an ironic reference to the harmless lightheartedness we’re supposed to maintain at the office and which he ‘subverts’ (I learned to avoid saying that without quote marks at Brown) with the secret bitterness beloved by all, is ‘on you,’ in the sense of being onto your wiles, on top of your situation, and riding into the corporate world on the saddle he’s fastened to your vasito de leche back.”
Then again, my avoidance of pointing out incorrect punctuation is the same sort of thing, really, but with bonus helpings of quote marks and exaggerated self-consciousness. If only I worked for The Onion.
Nope… not just white women wear bangs..
some of those white guys in those bands you probably like wear bangs too :]
Does it count if you suspect you should wear bangs, but don’t?
I’m an asian girl who dyes her hair to hide the gray hairs that I have decades before my white girl friends who age much better than I do. 😥
absurdity for the sake of humor? well I never!
yo mama ice skates for hot bologna
I concur completely.
Interested in some more girls with bangs?
HEY GUESS WHAT
BANGS ARE ALSO USED BY WOMAN TO HIDE ACNE BLEMISHES.
does the most popular girl have a face riddled with pimples and uses her hair to cover it up? I DONT THINK SOOOO
It pretty much does.
Joke’s = Joke is.
Joke’s on you = the joke is on you.
He just left out “the.”
“Jokes on you” is what doesn’t make sense, unless you’re buying us all jokes.
I think you will find they have the acne blemishes because of the bangs….
That’s cute… you women are jealous! (I have bangs, and a clear, beautiful, unblemished forehead).
Really, all you have to do to improve your self-esteem is to cut your bangs. It’s easy. And sweetie, you will be more popular and even happy. Go on… you can do it.
curious, do you by chance know/knew the MTV-Show “Daria”?
(because that post reminded me extremly of that character “Quinn”)
Girls with bangs are pretty sexy actually. Every girl should probably try it out at least once in their life to get the rush.
I’m a jealous Asian girl. 😦
exactly. exactly.
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i have bangs. and im pretty popular.
I’m not a white girl and I have bangs haircuts from time to time I don’t think a haircut make you specially popular, as for the people that says bangs are to cover acne, not really in fact I don’t have skin problem or big face features to cover.
This website makes me hate myself.
This website makes me laugh at and feel sorry for all the non-white people who have nothing better to do than post here every day.
No white kid I know of in real life has ever even heard of this lame blog, lol.
but YOU heard of this so-called ‘lame blog’, nancy….so that makes you one lame broad…
shaddap beeotch.
I had bangs last year and LOVED them. They were actually the result of a really bad haircut in need of some damage control. It really helped my confidence I felt great all the time, it was like I had finally grown up and out of my shell. If they work well enough on your face, most people will realize it’s not because you have acne. What bollocks.
I actually thought this post was cute because I am going in for a trim tomorrow and was thinking about getting the full bangs back :o)
Um…what kind of white people? Hipsters, indie kids, or a group that the site isn’t referring to? It’s so cute, full of things that are true and things to laugh about. As ridiculous white people I like it on a semi-regular basis.
Yes this posting is true of ‘indie music fanboys’, hipsters and nerds hence the mention of vice.
indie fanboys – reminds them of that girl in that one band that they’ll never ever meet – you’re a substitute and a trophy with his fanboy friends. Same goes for shallow hipsters.
Nerds – reminds them of the popular girl in school they loved who didn’t like them back – they probably remember her full name and eye colour – you’re a substitute and wish fulfillment
This hairstyle is so prevalent world-wide that when I see it on every second girl in the street I get the visual of a bleating sheep, blinking under its wooly fringe and playing too cute.
This cut is like boys with the fringe – people think they are oh so good looking until the inevitable haircut to follow another superfluous trend which reveals their commonly average face.
This blog is undeniably funny and well written, but apparently it would have readers believe that every modern day Caucasian is a young suburban high school student, college student, or twenty-thirty year old urban professional, who was raised in suburbia by semi-wealthy/ possibly very wealthy parents, and who strives as hard as they can to be exactly like the guy in the $300,000 split level next door who is the exact same. I’m positive that there are many other kinds of white people; yes though I may live in the heart of suburbia where the average “white person” does in fact conform to at least some of the above mentioned stereotype parameters, I have even encountered these people myself. Even ones that will never go to college, never liked Bob Marley, and don’t care one bit about what their haircut will communicate about themselves to the rest of society. It is unfortunate that white people would be portrayed as all fitting into one specific preconceived “person”, simply because it is not accurate, but hey, in the end, I have no complaints as being stereotyped as one with a propensity to be successful, and environmentally, socially, and politically aware, which is what this blog seems to stereotype white people as.
dude, it’s a joke. and i find these stereotypes relevant to many middle-class suburban people, both white and nonwhite.
Jesus Christ, learn to take a joke. If you can’t understand that this whole blog is not meant to be taken seriously and have to write a fucking wall of text about how it’s wrong, you need to lighten up. Go to rule #101: Being Offended. It fits.
your not popular because you’re ugly
Yep, another jealous Asian girl over here.
That is funny…
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
Bangs work if you can avoid the Ugly Betty look (i.e. “I got this haircut because its super low maintenance.”)
Yeah, as the blogger writes, there’s the right kind of white people and the wrong kind. What you are summarizing is the “right kind”. God, I had to spell that out.
“For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman.”
This must be the explanation for Lady GaGa?
http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=80295848e5529
I think I need to change my hair style. What would be a good replacement for bangs? hmm…perhaps the Kate Gosselin look? Funky little side swept bang with spiky back.
Hahah I had to do a quadruple take when I started reading these comments….
Brand new comments on a post this far back?
Just proves even these haters are reading a ton of these articles.
Look, bangs give me a primal physical reaction that can be embarrasing if not concealed. If I’m not trying to be fashionable then does this mean that my schmekel is whiter than the rest of my body? It doesn’t get much sun I suppose…
Is trailing off in full stops pretty white?
Bangs are apparently crucial to my sex life because once I got them it picked right up. Probably because I have a larger forehead and it looks bad without them. Unfortunately, I don’t have nice, thick, vaguely curly hair like all the fucking Portlanders who peer owlishly out of their huge fake glasses at me as I pass them with my inferior bangs. This fucking city.
I think what this points out, is the disregard of majority white culture creating other people of color into monolithic societies, and is creating a satire out of an attempt to create whites into a monolithic group. But if you feel it is offensive, think about the ways in which persons of color identities have been marginalized to encompass only three to four narratives that have been acceptable to mainstream white culture. The blog is acerbic in its approach, I think to reach at the heart of the American liberal progressive white plague, if you create a culture around being “cultured” about other cultures and higher ways of living, you become laughable to the wider world.
So right – Case in point! I am just reading and laughing as the “new” material is being supplied.
bangs hide half of the ugliness LOL thats why white bitches love bangs! and they are jealous of other races lol blonde boring hair lol
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
White people love live cinema!
I have bangs but I slick it back a lot.
In Austrlia we call it a fringe (!)
Another advantage of having bangs is that it takes a bit of work to get the hairstyle exactly right, usually involves lots of trips to the hairdresser and you need a lot of product to make it all work.
More excuses to go shopping.
Barbra
http://intelligentwomenreadromance.com/2009/05/05/because-women-shop-instead-of-think/
yes, white girls need bangs in order to hide that masculine brow bone. uh oh, notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it! notice it!
Girls with bangs are hot..’
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
White people love the film underground…and Live Cinema!
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
I love the side-swept fringe.
It was really popular, but most people with the side fringe are now cutting there bangs straight across (like Lady Gaga). IMO straight across bangs are ugly lol.
But the side-sweep makes my forehead look smaller and looks better than no bangs at all.
Yet another good post by SWPL…
Another site I look at for humor is http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com. It features articles, haikus, comics, and many other hilarious things.
I couldn’t care less about girls who bang…
im a white girl and uh…yes most girls have bangs…ahem..including me but i cut them myself in 6th grade cuz i have a big forehead.i love my sideswept bangs.
this is awesome… i even have a photo album on facebook another thing wpl dedicated to girls with bangs
I just think it’s funny you call them “bangs”.
How do they bang? What to they bang?
In Australia, we call them fringes. You know, like the fringing on the end of a rug… seems like a more appropriate description imho.
Live cinema! Who can put down an awesome live cinema performance?
soundcinema.wordpress.com
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on stupid things like hairdos with bangs.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/07/08/a-legend-is-born-folks/
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
I agree, i shall call them fringes now.
Love your work – look forward to seeing your desert compound raided and burnt to the ground live on CNN soon!
Funny fucker
Yay for excuses to go shopping!!!!
I almost want bangs again now! 😀
This one was weak…
agreed..
what the f-ck is a bang… sheesh..
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
White people love art!
Hey my girlfriend has bangs and I love them.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/07/15/one-bloody-tampon-can-turn-your-whole-week-around/
Yay to Aussie Girl. Fringes are definitely the correct name. Never understood that ‘bang’ thing either. You Americans- please explain to us Down Under.
I totally misread your comment. Just kidding. How true is this…I love my girlfriend’s bangs…she looks fantastic!
Fringe is correct to use in Australia maybe, but it’s no more correct than “bang” or “bangs.” To argue otherwise is as silly as arguing if “pop,” “soda” or “fizzy drink” is the most correct term for a soft drink.
But if you’re curious, The word “bang” is probably related to “bangtail” meaning a cropped horsetail.
I cut my own damn bangs! lol
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Another thing white girls like are ski caps with tassels.
White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/lincoln-says-uncool-dane-cook/
I love this stuff.
If you guys like this site, I think you might like another comedy site called http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com.
White people certainly do not like cargo shorts…
they almost killed Abraham Lincoln!
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/lincoln-says-uncool-cargo-shorts/
I am 10 years old and I am looking for someone who really knows how to cut hair. I want to get my bangs back because i cut my hair to be as short as my bangs so i won’t have bangs when I was 5. Now I want my bangs back because I think it will look really cute. Email me if you find someone that really knows what their doing with my hair.
TTYL,
Ariel
this makes me question my haircut… 🙂
http://www.andwelove.com
I definitely am not a fan of bangs… I think they are the little girl scout look and the world would be better off without them.
They Might Be Giants have a song called ‘Bangs’
“Bangs (bangs)
Are like a pocket t-shirt (bangs)
As casual as that while fully intentional (bangs)”
I enjoy girls with bangs
Yes!
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
I could start a website just like this one.
Things white people like:
1. breathing
2. pooping about once a day
3. communicating with vocal phonemes
4. looking at things
5. walking with their feet
6. blinking throughout the day
7. being born, raising a family, and then dying
Seriously tho, this has got to be the poorest excuse for a satire website (i guess that’s what it’s supposed to be) I’ve ever seen. Here’s something better to waste your time on yall: http://www.upsidedowndogs.com
Yawn !
Bangs! The fact women’s hair is more attractive than any body part. Boobs are out, butts are 5 minutes ago & her (you know) is too common, but white women aren’t easy. Anyone into the shoe fetish? (no hands raised) never mind. +
White people do the weirdest things: when a white couple find out they’re pregnant, the white man puts plaster on a white spouse’s belly to make a belly cast. Either he has a fetish for pregnant bellies or the woman has nothing more to have, except a baby comes out of the belly…is that what the couple looked forward to? No wait, whites don’t have babies…or whites won’t obsess over their low birth rates. +
I prefer a woman’s hairstyle to be pony tails, mop-tops or kinda short (looks better for a brunette). Why do I prefer brown-heads more than blondes? Reese Witherspoon as a blonde was hot, and Christina Aguilera is also a blonde. But redheads are lesser in number than those white blondes. Which is better for bangs? blondes, brunettes or redheads?+
That’s your opinion, because bangs do not turn me on. The long straight hair is more appealing to me, but everyone has a turn-on in a mate. Make sure she isn’t wearing a wig.+
that was an asshole comment, but the intial list is pretty funny actually.
betty paige. how can you ignore the fact that half these rock-a -billy bang girls are emulating betty paige? the chosen pic doesn’t really justify the bang thing all that much really. . .
I enjoy banging girls!
I personally enjoy the look of bangs on anyone!
hey, you made me think of a couple other things that white people like!!!!!11
1. using words like “phonemes” in the incorrect context to try and sound smart.
2. sarcastically bashing blogs that they clearly spend all of their time reading and wish didn’t apply directly to their own, stereotypically white lives.
you should start your own blog, just like this one!
Fact: 50% of white girls with bangs are bitches.
Fact: The other 50% totally make up for that!
HAHA MY OLDER SISTER HAS BANGS BUT SHES PRETTY AND A BITCH LOL AND WERE WHITE AND YALL ARE LAME
i love how people trash talk your website yet they still seem to “waste” their time reading it & making stupid remarks about it. your website is hilarious =]
I’m white and I have bangs.
I am pretty cool 😀
I saw you on It’s on with Alexa Chung this afternoon. You rock!
hey! i saw you on it’s on with alexa chung, super ubber hilarious, your website it pretty sick man, and totally truth 😀
White people love girls wear dresses, the throwback of a lost time when feminity was seriously followed by women. White people rather want women to carry around pursues and the last but not least: women walk in high-heels, walk them with “confidence”. What kind of taste white men are having? Hope it’s good taste. +
I love my bangs!
Black People would have bangs but their hair is too kinky. Duh. Jealous much, Blacks?
I like to get banged…..and im white and damm proud…….and I have bangs….so eat that shit!!!
How the hell do you know what us WHITE PEOPLE want…..you just need to get laid…..sittin around jacking off while you hate on all whites. What a turn on. Get a life….. you Freak!!!!!!
It seems they only really bash it if its something they like though theres no point in it I just like reading this cuz its funny and most times ridiculous, and can also be found in a majority of white people. This one is funny because I didn’t know this and I’m white, hair is the last thing I care about unless shes bald.
i have an asymmetrical pixie cut. and according to people, pretty…
i adore this site–i like about half the things listed (and i’m polish, russian, and scotch-canadian).
🙂
LoL Veronica…I’m communicating his way to the blogger and he insists white men want a certain kind of female. All of us want young, thin and bleach-blond types, from what the media portrays the “right kind” of women to our beauty standards.+
I’m not jealous. im black and got bangs so dont think your any better.
she bangs, she bangs,
http://www.williamhung.net
not to be confused with the adult movie star Hung Lo.
You’re stupid BurningSpear I know so many black people with bangs. Some of them have nicer bangs than me and I’m full mexican with wavy hair.
Tina Fey. ‘Nuff said.
I love bangs. I admit it. They are so cute…better yet, asian girls with bangs. [swoon] It’s what made the betty or veronica choice so hard in Archie comics. I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and am still torn although if it comes down to gold-digging veronica is the obvious choice. But I digress! Thanks for the great blog and inspiration Landers.
Yet another great post.
If you guys out there are looking for another humor site to read, check out http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com. It’s similar to the Onion.
HAHAHAHA I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it is just as funny!!
she bangs, she bangs
she molves, she molves,
stling rike a bee,
rike no other girrr in histolly,
http://www.williamhung.net
NOT hung lo (the famous porno man) but William Hung from that B- talent show.
This list is so accurate. As a white person myself, i am looking at a copy of arrested development on my shelf, having sushi and listening to mos def. http://tastym.blogspot.com/
Here is a definite look at music white people like.
Shaved heads on white women should be cooler: “GI Jane” is a fine example of a pissed-off militant feminist gets an early menopause (oops, did I just say that). You should go out with an ex-military, skinhead or punk-rock chick, they will make a romantic relationship really bitchin’. +
Chow Main is right: Asians have no rhythm. No wonder you see mostly Black people or Latinos in the pop/rock/dance music industry. The ultimate racist comment in SWPL was done…and may it be my last (J/K). +
All I know is after I got straight-across bangs, I was no longer “the freak who likes weird music and tried to start a GSA at her high school” and am suddenly “lookin’ good!” Go SWPL.
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I prefer an up do. You are wrong.
shaved heads are good for the cancer look too.
the side bang is for scene Tweens because nothing says “fuck you, society!” than asymetrical hairstylings! The straight down do belong to hip young adults, but I prefer no bang girls myself!
Spazztasticallyuntitled.wordpress.com/things-hipsters-like/
yu guys are racist. i love beinga black girl. and our hair is not kinky !i ts perfect. i wear bangs and im black. i hate white peoples hair its too bland and boring. plus their hair stinks. dats why we got a black president, yu white trash !!!
you’re really smart.
i like to drink cat urine!
Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
damn. you are almost as good as me.
I’ve been reading these things that “white people like” and I’ve been reading everyone’s comments. It seems to me that some people take this site way too seriously. It’s meant to be funny in a VERY sarcastic way.
As for the rude comments, would everyone please relax and just love each other already? We’re all pink on the inside, and we’re all in this together.
Internet is SRS BSNS
In a message board, the mods will take that down and give you a warning, and you’re not allowed to take it up with the boss (admins). No wonder we’re becoming all so familiar with the rules of the internet age. Why not get fired for writing an e-mail message in caps, bold and red? A woman actually have and she fought her employer to get her job back, used lawsuits and state courts. SRS BSNS. +
Why not have some malt liquor or lemonade kool-aid? LOL! The official drinks of the Black community says the execs in BET: segregated television…brought to you by Boone’s farm strawberry wine. +
SWPL is a laugh riot, the man who “knew” too much and has committed the ultimate crime of the white race: traitor. The white elite succeeded to keep people down by race, color, class, income level and/or ethnicity for so long, this is what happens in the minds of a few, the proud, the bigots. +
Same here, and I took the joke. 3/4 white & 1/4? Amerindian (Cherokee-Osage) on my mom’s side. The problem is I may recall life wasn’t too bad for me, nor my parents in the ’80s, but we saw our lives took a different course than the blogger’s experience. Oh I get it…I’m not white enough and didn’t make/can’t inherit beau-coup bucks. +
I know we all love anonymity on the comments section, I just wish people talked like this normally instead of being tight-lipped in their everyday lives. Is this where our honesty lies? Let’s all be the assholes in real life like we are right now, and we’ll see how far we’ve progressed. Yet, with all the crap us teens, 20- and 30-somethings that are posting such ridiculous shite, I still love this country.
It’s completely true.
Also, Sandy from Grease has bangs.
I just got bangs. Not because I’m artistic but because I figured if Miley Cyrus can work them than I can.
So we have a black president because white people’s hair stinks. That makes sense. All the white people that voted for him wasn’t because they want change, but because the want better hair in the white house.
Um can we say Zooey Deschanel? Every girl seems to be in love with her, and especially wants her hairstyle. Um, don’t get it, but maybe its because i’m not white 🙂
A hair cut with bangs does not have to cost upwards of $100. Anyone can have bangs (if they want them), and most hair stylists will tell you to come back for bang trims whenever you need them, free of charge.
Celebrities? There’s none bigger….THAN MY FUCKING NUTS ON STAGE SINGING A RICK JAMES SONG, BITCH!!!!
http://www.brainbooger.com/2/post/2009/09/i-love-little-girls-they-make-me-feel-so-vamp.html
who has 100 bucks to cut something dead—hair–in this depression?, massive unemployment, go read the dying newspapers, drive the vulva, and sip your weak latte dumb white.
so basically this is just a place for other races to gang up on white people and make fun of them?
i believe that’s drive the “volvo.” vulva is completely different.
I know quite a few women with bangs and I don’t think they spend $100 per haircut, $100 per year maybe.
Also I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen Asians, Latins, Arabs and *gasp* even black women with bangs,, must be because we’re so oppressive and force everyone to conform to our devilish ways.
What’s with all the Black singles ads on this site?
Is the reader demographic of this site not white?
Sounds white to me!
Or, gasp, am i bein’ malwared spywared!
Do they know i live in the Gett-Toe and they
are gunnin’ for me in particular!
Bangs are on all kindsa girls!
I just had an oldish WASP, a Guatemalan whose grandfather is Japanese, AND a black identified mixed race
girl over, as well as my own daughter, and they all had bangs.
I also have bangs.
I think you are reaching here.
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Cool site man, thanks for sharing!
I like little boys with bangs…
put alil love in your heart
😉
Hey, I love having gay sex with my servants, and burning down orphanages! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com it’s a very unoriginal/unclever site. My penis is less than two inces long, and I have trouble getting it up!
bland and boring. At least with white people there’s an option as opposed to nappy and black. They could be blonde with blue eyes, red hair with green eyes and all the beautiful shades inbetween. With black people its one option. Brown skin, brown eyes, brown hair = bland and boring. Plus I don’t believe that the person who posted this is black anyway.
I found this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com and it is defiantly just as funny!!
Suburban vs. rural girls, it depends on what kind of hair style they have. You noticed the “hay hair” from the country? Yeah, bangs is for those who can afford them. +
But for me personally, I love hairy dicks in my mouth so i can feel the hairs tickle my chin.
YOINK!
goooooooood
Hey Michael D.? you might want to look at the other 127 sites with your worthless name on them…
We now know who you are autism boy….LOL
YOINK!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!!!!!!!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i is a bitch
i is be a bich dawgg
You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!
What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?
Same bigoted shit, different groups.
Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my autism… whitey pwr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i is a bitch too! Chunky Redd’s bitch!
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
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Bang bang.
what about the different shades of brown and the different textures in hair types? Doesn’t that count for anything?
I’ve wanted bangs for years. I feel inspired.
Better than boring black/brunette hair, which 80% of the world’s population or more is stuck with. I sense jealousy.
Uhh, we’re racist? Hypocritical, jealous idiot.
No bangs actually seems immature and childish to me. I don’t like it. Most of the time it seems too lifeless, especially when parted in the middle. Just too childish for me.
bangs are for those who need to cover up their flaws, but it can also accentuate the beauty of one’s features.
do bangs accentuate american’s stupidity?
cultural translation needed please…
are “bangs” the fringe part of the haircut on the forehead or the dangly bits over the ears
the plural thing is s bit confusing
Same as fringe in the UK
I used to have fringe and was I popular? Nooooooooooo
I personally think this hairstyle is very sexy.
Does lack of oral hygiene accentuate your horrible teeth?
I guess (or hope) this blog is meant in a funny manner..otherwise it would be racist. Bangs are worn by all people from every culture and country. Some hairtypes fall straight for the bangs, but most need to be styled…it is a -trend-, and there were times when bangs were seen as ugly and for the “nerdy girl”.
PS: I think it is a little arkward how Americans tend to categorize into “white people, black people, asian people, spanish people…green people, pink people..it is annoying that everywhere you go someone is trying to figure you out and categorize you…:(
No, this is a scientific study. Didn’t you read the ‘About’ section? And there is no arguing with hard facts. You are absolutely mistaken that anyone but those ladies of the Caucasian persuasion wear straight cut bangs. Your comments are offensive! Not categorize people? Pshah! Categorization is the very foundation of science.
You mean, like how your inability to capitalize and difficulty using an apostrophe to make a possessive accentuate your stupidity?
No, I don’t think they do.
I’m open to making fun of white folks (I’m one), but I’m not ready to give up this girl’s bangs. Bangs are good-for white people’s sake.
Does the act of making stupid comments about a person’s nationality make you feel better about being short, chubby, crooked-toothed and passive-agressive with verbose tendencies and an inherent racist inclination that hinges on megalomania? Your majesty?
Cause you got no game.
A response with all the subtlety of a shotgun blast. I salute you.
People all over the world categorize based on color. . .keep it moving.
I’ve worn bangs almost my whole life! I have a high forehead and I’m also a cosmetologist…I find most people, no matter the color of their skin…wear bangs at some point in they’re lives….it’s really not an issue in the cosmetology world….there are the classical haircuts and styles that without bangs just don’t work….too funny to even suggest it’s a white thing….who wrote this farce?
Grow up, chaps. The UK is the 51st state of America. Let’s not start slinging racist insults at each other. We’re relatives. 🙂
All those fucken indie white kids have bangs and wear vintage clothing with big ass glasses to look even more cool. I guess over in buttfuck small craphole town you wouldn’t know this. Thats why he put a pic of Jenny Lewis and not some Blasian sporting bangs to show multicultural diversity
I’m just pigeon holing you here, You are yon-sei, a liberal (in spite of your parents), thinking your liberal arts studies have enilghtend you so much you actually float on air. Down here in the real world we call that a fruitcake.
No, our democrats do that.
Are you calling the likes of Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and The Dalai lama fruit cakes?
Ghandi, and the Dalai lama are bald, and Mandela is a negro, so no bangs.
Yawn…..
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I have bangs because my forehead is big… it’s just a plus that it makes me so popular!!
Personally, I think American looks pretty stupid with bangs; don’t tell him that though, he’s sensitive about his looks.
The name of the blog is “Stuff WHITE people like” Hello??? Multicultural diversity?? Get your head out of your ass. (And no, I’m not white, you moron.)
“show multicultural diversity” on SWPL, lmao! dumb. ass.
why don’t you read the full post before you write something stupid you dumbfuck? Or maybe you really are too dumb to understand. My post was to COUNTER ARGUE (fsome other dumb fuck who said that bangs were “multi-cultural.”
It would have been better to slip this into the indie section rather than on it’s own. I’m pretty sure every lady has had bangs at some point.
I think I like reading all the super angry comments more than the actual post it’s about.
Yeah I’ll try riding my own vulva sometime…
No, no we haven’t. Then again, I’m not white. I think they go through cycles though. It’s cool for a little girl, but not a Junior high kid, then around late high school to college it becomes “arty” again. Where ‘arty’ does not mean artistic but rather going out of your way to be ‘different’ and then complaining about how people look at you, but also reminding everyone that you’re ‘arty’.
I have bangs and yet am so upopular it isn’t even funny. WTF.
Love it!
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would have bangs if my forehead wasn’t so small. I think it makes women seem youthful and alluring
Getting your bangs cut is like under $10 (or free), and most indie people do it themselves anyway with their hair razor tool, so in this case it really is a simple hairstyle.
it makes your forehead oily
Then you have to use proactive or some other shit.
I had bangs until I was about 15, so for the past ten years, I’ve been without bangs.
I have bangs and people think it suit me really well because I have large green eyes and they think I look playful and cute.
Bangs doesn’t look good on everyone, it all depends on your other facial characteristics.
And no, I don’t have an oily forehead, you guys must have serious skin problems.
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I wish my hair wasn’t so curly. I’d get bangs in a heart beat.
Shut up! My bangs are cool!
This is undoubtedly the most moronic thing i have ever seen in my life.
what really makes you think that having bangs is going to make you that much more important?
bangs are also cheaper than botox…perfect for when those permanent creases start to develop, which white people are particularly prone to quite early in middle age.
Yeah, I don’t perticularly feel attracted to, much less like, girls with bangs. They have odd/uneven faces and even more peculiar personalities. The girls I’ve dated with bangs all were…a bit creepy.
im willing to bet on my life that this whole website is made up by a stereotypical black person . i will admit , i’m white and i DO like most of the things on the list . but this is INCREDIBLY stereotypical . you CANNOT generalize a person’s personality by their skin color . this is offensive to anyone who actually likes the things on this list . I’m not ashamed of being , i’m saying , you categorized every white person as being the same . i could say some arrogant remark that all black people are ghetto trash , boys wearing their pants to low , and all of them being obnoxiously loud and distasteful . But that isn’t true . and I am smart enough to know that .
lol i think the same thing, im not all white, mostly black. thought it was kinda funny
dude, i saw the guy who made this. he’s white. so why do you think he knows so much about this huh?
Seriously? do you not get the concept of satirical humor? go away. please. White people don’t like you anyway.
this is SO sterotypical!!! how ridiculous. I was thinking of bangs and saw this and just thought it was ridiculous
i love it how the list includes being offended. im white. i have bangs. i think this is funny. the guy who made this knew people would be all like offended.
im now self concious. thank you. 🙂
I LOVE this. I’m a white girl with bangs and this is too, too funny. 🙂
wow, people just really don’t get satire.
I have side-swept bangs and I’m a girl. Yay, I’m the cool kid! haha
why are you such a racist…black people are not all the same! they are not at all loud, and they do not all dress the same.
however, white people are all carbon copies of each other. every single one is the same.
There are obviously girls who wear bangs that have beautiful faces. Just because someone has bangs does not mean they are creepy or look strange.
If anything, your statement only shows how you arent able to get any good looking women.
Good luck in the future
Chill. This website is meant to be humorous, not degrading. It’s funny because the writer (who just so happens to be white) is calling us out on our apparent originality because he knows the truth. The truth is, we like to think we’re more unique than the next guy, but we really aren’t. I don’t see why you have your panties all in a bunch over this, it’s meant to be funny.
Sadly, no they don’t. This is made even more sad by the fact that for years I’ve thought that satire was white people’s comedy.
What exactly is “mostly black”?
That is until you posted this and proved to the world that you are too stupid to possess a sense of humor.
Wow, that’s how “indie people” do it. That’s for this info. You are so cool and cutting edge.
I say that bangs make you a -wanna be- and that the people who get them, only do because they have forhead acne and want to cover the swollen oozing redness!
(just a joke no need to stress out over this and get more pimples!)
1. This site is meant to be humorous
2.I could show you an armada of racist sites that would make the things on here seem like it should be on pbs.
3.Refer to #1
4.Refer to # 3
5.Sagging is retarded, I prefer to buy them at a size that meets my own fashion standards and is actually comfortable (from the knee to the middle of then shin)
6And quite frankly I tend to find that alot of people (not just white people their shorts to high…FOR GODS SAKE THEY ARE AT THE THIGHS… PULL EM OFF YOUR NAVAL
7Hint:If 6 refers to you buy your short a liiittle bigger AT LEAST SOMEWHAT at the knees.We are out of the 50’s people
Furthermore, they serve as handy eyebrow concealment, requiring much less plucking and general brow maintenance. Such a useful haircut!
oh the irony of wat you just said! wait…… wait….. next your going to tell me you cant tell em apart LMFAO
this might just be my favorite comment.
because i cant decide whether you are joking or not.
i hope you are, but judging by the other comments, you really could be serious
im white.
i also have bangs.
i laughed my ass off, because i got the bangs because i thought they would make me look more grown up.
im not. i just wish i was creepier so i could live up to this stereotype too
Yes, white people do have bangs. But there are SO many asian people with this type of bang.
Funny site, but you’re reaching with this one.
True Josie, but white people like Asians girls with bangs.
I like all girls lol i could care less if they have bangs or not.. this article was trying too hard
i HATE bangs.
take any girl on the planet, add bangs to them and their hotness decreases by at least 50%, sometimes as much as 90%. bangs have never in the history of the world made even one girl even 1% hotter than she was before she got them. if you see the rare and elusive hot girl with bangs, rest assured, there is a 100% chance that when she eventually grows them out to a normal hair style, she will be even hotter than you could have imagined while appreciating her with the dreaded bangs.
while i’m throwing out percentages, one last one to note… when a girl first gets her hair cut off into bangs and is shown the mirror by the stylist. 75% of them cry.
it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.
it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.
white women paying for sex with black males:
I don’t really know any people who like them, aside from creepy pedophiles and hebephiles whose sole reason for liking them is that they ALSO find them childish, ergo ‘sexy’. Ewww… D-:
I’m cutting out the middle-man by not breeding at all! 😀
Yes, the races that collectively have higher IQs, have women with bangs like this. This would include, whites, jews and asians!
Wow…that’s really weird, because technically I’m all three! And I’m thinking of getting bangs!
You have teh AIDS.
Bangs are the quickest way to uglify a woman.
You’re a tool
That’s not true. I think you’re upset because you probably can’t wear them. They’re very elegant
I personally don’t connect with this one. Don’t get me wrong, the site is fantastic, but some of the topics are too fringe (meaning, it could apply to any ethnicity).
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Merci.
The girl with bangs may simply have an enormous forehead (like me).
But then, I’m not white!
Loool im white and agree with caradeculo.. stupid forehead
Well actually I got bangs because I have a huge forehead.
does tina fey have bangs?
Are to trying to rationalize this ???
me too!
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Are women biologically programmed to reward cruelty, evil and domination?
Of course any complaints that girls go for bad boys and jerks instantly labels one a nice guy beta males. To the extent that it is possible, I actually consider myself somewhat of an impartial outside observer. I was an omega jerk in JR and high school, and to an extent my whole psycho personality, worked and I had girls literally chasing me. A lot of it might have been self-delusion but some measures were objective. After that I was in nearly complete isolation in college. So I’ve never played the role of the bitter nice guy. I have NEVER done anything nice for a girl or anyone my entire life! So I think I have some claim to impartiality, and my position that my deep depression and heart anguish is purely on a metaphysical level.
I read a lot of PUA seduction Game literature. At first my logic was it pays to learn all tools of rhetoric, persuasion and oratory even if I intended to put it to different uses than PUA.
Anyway to put it at its simplest. In cavemen times women were just plaything rape slaves for the strongest ape. And that is what evolutionary psychology in chimpanzee and gorilla behavior proves. Now there might have been some brave women who defended their freedom to the death, but their selfish genes were lost to history. And the genes that all modern women have inherited is those who submit to the cruelest caveman with biggest club.
I don’t know for me it is pretty hellish to live in a world where all men are sadists and all women are masochists.
According to PUA science male physical attractiveness barely matters at all, the only thing women find attractive is brute domination and sadism.
For the last year I’ve completely cut myself off from humanity. Who wants to live in a world of pure evil? Only evil is rewarded! Cruelty is the only virtue. What good is morality and ethics?
So I’d like an outside opinion do you feel that women are biologically programmed to reward cruelty, evil and domination?
I don’t get the bangs look are they suppose to be kitsch?
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Lady Gaga may not be born male, her real hair style is bangs & lightest brown. Like Madonna and Snooki, she’s an Italian-American from the NY metro area. White yes, Aryan protoype no…looks weird & dresses flamboyant? Uh huh.
Uh, Madonna is from Michigan. That’s even whiter.
Yeah, Detroit and Flint are pretty white.
No. I wouldn’t want a relationship (other than a one night stand, maybe) based on that dynamic.
I’ll tell you what works for me – listening attentively and empathy. Sounds cheesy and it takes some practice for the typical male but boy does it produces results.
Madonna is from the burbs-the whitest of the white.
no, fool. definitely not sadism. go see a shrink.
I don’t understand the bit about such haircuts costing upwards of $100. Really, dude?
people with big foreheads should get bangs (like me)
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Dude, you have issues. For one thing, you were a jerk in High School because you’re a jerk, it can’t be simpler than that. Second, you have no iota of understanding about women, and I highly doubt you were as successful as you claim. Third, we’re not in the caev times, it’s been a long time and both men and women have evolved since then. The problem is that you were raised in a backward household and your dad mistreated your mom, and you grew up in a redneck environment where mistreating women was common, so the mistreated girls at your high school equated “man” with “slap, punch, tool, douche bag, abuser, pick-up truck, beer gut, etc.” Now you get in the real world and you meet women from educated, civilized environments who expect equality from their partner and you can’t compute it in your bud-light mind, so you find some “anthropology” from the library and tap out the non-sense we see above. Worst, you’re unattractive, and unlike those of us who get girls because we’re nice and cute, you think that you have to play the Tao of Steve (which I know you don’t know what that means). It’s 2010, women are equal, and you obviously don’t know anything about proto-homo-sapien society.
well you obviously forgot one on your list
(kindly pointed out by the douchebag below me)
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just *shhhhhh
EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND POST SOME PICS OF GIRLS WITH BANGS.
because i love em.
hardcore.
You don’t sound like a man, particularly where you said “…those of us who get girls because we’re nice and cute”. But if you are a man, FYI – successful, independent, emancipated women like a romantic challenge. We’re not looking for someone to look after us, we’re looking for someone to light our fire to make us feel alive. So be nice, by all means, but definitely don’t make the mistake of being “too nice” too soon (which is soooo easy to do), or you’d just be the another one of the “Mr. Boring”s we write off.
Actually, speaking as a woman (with a liberal arts degree and working for a female dominated international non-profit, coincidentally) – it was funny one lunch time to find out the other girls at work had come across this blog too, and all agreed that this guy is kinda right in his social commentary. Especially this one about the fringe. And the one about Macs. And the one about music collections. And vintage. And all the other entries too. Only he’s wrong about the yellow fever bit (as applied to the UK) as the White people here are a bit more racist and only really go for minorities well represented in pop culture and music videos (which are black or maybe Indians… but not any yellows).
So yea, lay off the guy. He’s just using humour to make a rather accurate social commentary.
HAHAHAHA that is hilarious. I’m a psych major, and I have a friend (also a psych major) who does this all the time.
this is halarious, i have a friend who does this all the time.
There is nothing more attractive than the girl with bangs, especially if she is dark haired
and people with bangs should get banged (because they’re so friggin’ hot)
ok, I’m hooked… would love to have you create some posts for my own blog
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I don’t like straight-down bangs, remind me of a 5 year old. Side ones are cute though 🙂
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The author is a liberal rich white guy afraid to ask a girl out. Because flirting is so not P.C., how on earth can a guy ask out a girl? The tables have turned since the women’s lib era of the ’60s & 70s. Girls may be still afraid of asking out guys but turn on your TV and read a mag.: Sex sells, but flirting is still out. Looking for girls with bangs of hair is not useful.
You guys need to make a poster out of this one.
They can also wanna hide something… like a huge forehead 😀
this is hilarious… it reminds me of someone i used to be friends with a long time ago, she went to japan for 10th grade and came back with this. btw i never liked her too much but when she came back with this haircut, she was more intolerable than ever. she thought she was really hot s***. btw i think she’s going to wellesley…
I thought I might be a nerdy girl who turned into a cool woman, but now I know for sure. LOVED this….LOL
hilarious….i liked it
I have no bangs, though I’ve “fringed” a few times about five years ago in hopes of looking a little younger. Then I got tired of the maintenance, quit fringing and now my hair is layered to my waist.
Recently I was described as eccentric. Perhaps I should consider changing my hair…
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I think I have to agree …
This is just stupid …
This is ABSURD! most white people have bangs because it is flattering and they have the type of fine hair for bangs. It is not GROSSLY expensive to upkeep a “banged” hairdo. Most hair salons will do it for free or a nominal cost when the hair gets in your eyes.
I am not sure if the writers of this is “African American” but I do believe the weaves African American girls sport are much more expensive to get and maintain and upkeep then simply getting bangs trimmed.
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This is rediculous. Caucasion women and Black Women both have hair extensions. Come on now! I just had to respond to you because black people come in a variety of skin tones and hair textures. History says during slavery a variety of slaves were fathered by white males. Over time the African Diaspora in America is thoroughly mixed with Native American, Asian, Caucasion and anything you can think of. So Your assumption that only black women wear expensive weave because they do not grow hair is just plain crazy.
can we say, ‘tongue in cheek’, anyone?
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I’m a nerdy white girl with bangs. Figure that shit out.
ahahaha get some surgery bytch.
All white people have huge, gross foreheads. Bangs are a necessity.
it’s called a five head. it’s large because of the increased size of the brain.
I was one of the first of my friends to discover the power of bangs. This transformation took me from being the girl that everyone thought was sheltered, to the girl with savant-like genius who sees the world in an ironic way. These bangs work even better when I wear them with my white, black-striped shirt (Think Tegan and Sarah. I don’t really know anything about this duo, but if anyone asks, I think their music is ~eh~ a little overrated. I’d stand through a concert, but I prefer Jose Gonzalez, Simply Red and most things that Putumayo puts out).
I tell my friend that the shirt is 100% wool and was 10 bucks, not that I found it “on sale” at JCrew. In fact, if you find any shirt you like at JCrew, well get rid of the tag, and you will fool your friends into thinking it’s American Apparel as you unpack your clothes at your campsite.
Sometimes, I cut the bangs myself. As long as I don’t tell anyone that I did this, my haircut looks expensive. I often will cut my bangs just a little to short or a little too thick. Paired with some vintage aviators, I epitomize irony, and look just like Zoe Dechannel (sp? I’m not really white enough to know.).
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It’s not funny, because you aren’t Republican.
um i’m sorry, white people have this problem? Have you ever seen a pic of Rihanna or Tyra Banks?
yes ive seen a picture of the two. but thats fake hair. its coll to have bangs in a weave but with you real hair. thats just random.
i dont get y it has to be just a white girl thing and personally as a child i always had bangs and hated them
I don’t agree. I noticed that popular white teenage girls don’t have bangs. They just have long strait hair that they usualy part in the middle.One of my friends was the biggest nerd in high school and she miraculously got popular when she grew out her ridiculous bangs.
Bangs are not expansive. Its actually one of the less expanssive hair cuts you can get as you can trim it yourself and so you don’t need to go to the hairdresser very often.
I don’t know what colour you are but us white people are certainly not the ones that spend the most money at the hairdresser in order to be cool.
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expansive?
Just cut my bangs today so that white people will like me.
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Wow, that was a nice blog. (: Lol, but dude… You just want to bang a girl with bangs…..? Woahhhhh??????????
Don’t forget, white girls over thirty get those $100 bangs to hide their forehead wrinkles.
i agree to heatha . I also had to wear bangs in former years and i hated it so much.
I have a fringe (Aussie for bangs) and it suits me. It is not expensive at all – I can trim it myself. Shorter or longer, whatever. Don’t be too obsessed it is just a hairstyle!!
Haha, well I hadn’t had a fringe (bangs) in 16 years, and decided two days ago to get one. I really like it as it makes me feel stylish, although the idea of dating a guy in a band sounds alright… 😉
I love bangs. Very popular in Hollywood too..name one Hollywood actress who has straight hair and no bangs who is known for being “pretty”
How about them Latin girls? Carmin is a Peruvian soap opera in the 80s about a family of young girls, and it’s clear that they live beyond their means. Those telenovelas in Latin America, much like the soap operas in the USA are typically about romantic lives of wealthy families. gotta be loaded with cash, though in Peruvian money. Nice hair you got there 😉
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
One of the more boring entries yet. You’re really running out of steam with this, huh? Oh, and P.S.: Mark the Cobrasnake is actually a decent dude. The idea that your mythical cooler white people hate him makes no sense, because a) he’s not a guy most would hate if they knew him and b) you’re just continuing a sad fake hierarchy of white “cool” that you know is BS – and one I don’t think you can back up, particularly if you misspent your youth drinking in the Black Swan of all places. Ugh.
Stop beating this dead (white) horse, man. Weaker entries like this one prove you’re losing the plot. It beggars belief that you’re attempting a second book with this material.
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Ha, dfdfl. What a dildo.
LOL, dfdl you are one dumbass whitey!
I absolutely deplore bangs-it makes the wearer look like either a little girl or a fug hipster dufus.
I think reasons why women do this are to 1) look younger 2)hide their fivehead.
God bless !
It could just be because the shape of a white person’s face is shaped in such a way that bangs look best. For example, I once decided I wouldn’t have bangs, so I grew my hair out, but my face looked odd, so I got bangs again, and my facial shape looks much better.
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You’re def white.
You forgot that they love RACISM, they love feeling superior to others and thinking they are somehow better for being born white or being born in America.What gives them this sense of entitlement, I don’t know, but it’s pure evil. They also love IGNORANCE because most of them are ignorant, they make stupid comments, ask stupid questions to or about other races that make them look like retards. They never feel the need to learn or research about other cultures instead of asking dumb questions. They love to JUDGE , they are the best at that. If you are different they will judge and they are not ashamed of it. They have a hard time accepting other people.STARING is another thing white people cannot live without and it’s not even a normal kind of stare it’s a creepy like I want to kill you stare,it’s either psychotic or I’m so jealous you are naturally tan while I’m pink kind of stare which brings me to the next thing they love to do which is TAN. They can’t stand their pink skin which resembles pigs they want that darker skin which makes them look like the rest of the world. Furthermore, whites love to think everyone is JEALOUS of them because remember they have a superiority complex & they love to think everyone wants to be white. If they hear about skin bleacing creams in Africa or Asian countries they assume all those ppl want to be white. If they hear about weaves in the black community they assume they want to be white.Finally whites love being SKINNY. They have an obsession with skinny women even the men do. You’ll hear white men once in a while saying I love curves on a woman, but who are white men most attracted to in the world? They’re most attracted to white women and Asian women which are women that have absolutely no curves. You can also see their obsession with being skinny in Hollywood because women who are considered most beautiful in Hollywood are Angelina Jolie who is scary thin, if you look at her she looks like a stick with veins popping out. Then you have Megan Fox another extremely skinny girl. Tyra Banks who is black and had curves was criticized for having curves to the point where she had enough and she said, “kiss my fat, black a$$.” To add to that, they love to think they have a culture, but they really don’t have one and they’re jealous of immigrants because they have a culture. Let’s not leave out that whites think they are the REAL Americans and all others are foreign. Give me a dollar for everytime a white man has said, “Go back to Africa, go back to India, go back to China,” and I’d be a millionaire.
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You do realize that you’re describing the white population from the early 1800’s, don’t you? But of course not, because you’re obviously too ignorant to understand that you are just as racist and discriminatory as those you are describing. On top of all that, you are even more insulting and despicable to suggest that “white people,” who happen to come from a large assortment of European backgrounds, don’t have a culture. Did you know that many black tribe leaders in Africa actually sold their own people as slaves to the whites for money in the 1500s? Yes, it’s true. But God forbid that any other race besides white people have done wrong in the world! My point is, not one race on this earth is going to have a perfect record, and you’re only contributing to the problem by even daring to leave such a foolish and idiotic comment. You obviously hold yourself in high esteem, and its painfully ironic that you think you’re so intelligent.
Hi “Not True”
I’ve personally said “go back to China”, but I was protesting China’s occupation of Tibet at the time. You see, I’m totally involved with social inequalities like that. And I’m totally down with your comments – I can relate to black people because I’ve read the autobiography of Malcom X. Thank god for wool socks and sandals.
Hope this helps. Cheers!
So true, Not True. I guess you must not be a white person because obviously only white people make bigoted, generalized comments. And of course, you didn’t make any generalization at all. This blog is funny because it doesn’t take itself so seriously so the writer gets away with otherwise racist statements. Yours, however, are not funny – just ranting against horrible whiteys who will never like you. Jeez. I wonder why.
This is so true as well, just look at the latest Christmas Hyundai commercials with the hipster girl with a beatnik sidekick singing a sort of “Sesame Street” style Christmas songs. I’ve seen this hairdo become the vogue amongst nerdy hipster girls in the last few years usually accompanied by Horned Rim glasses. I guess the “Pottersville” parallel universe version of Mary Bailey as an old maid librarian is inspiration to these types. That or the fact just a few short years ago the Horned Rim glasses thing was en vogue amongst the homosexual clique like the guy in the B-52s, the gay couple in “Bongwater,” and the Mayor of Portland.
The Bang thing, didn’t it originate with Betty Paige? Perhaps the HBO movie they made about her a few years ago was the inspiration for the comeback?
Well YOU do realize that I’m speaking from my own experience and from what I’ve seen as I live my life on a day to day basis right? Using big words, which is btw another thing white ppl or ppl of European ancestry do when they are pissed off and when they want to prove a point, but your words mean nothing because you obviously think the world is perfect and that racism does not exist anymore, it only existed in the 1800’s lol. Open your eyes and look around racism is very much alive, maybe it is not against blacks anymore and maybe it’s against brown ppl, but it is still alive and you refusing to acknowledge that is not helping.Oh and please, enlighten me what is your culture? Hamburgers, hotdogs, the KKK? It’s not fun to be on the other side is it being judged for a change instead of doing it yourself to other people?
Another thing I forgot to add which white ppl love to do goes with their need to feel superior infact superior and better are among a white man/woman’s favorite words. If there is a beautiful woman from another part of the world most of the comments by white ppl would be she must be mixed with white or she looks white. And my favorite, “she has white features.” Wtf are white features? Can anyone explain? And if you don’t believe that they really do is then look at the comments on youtube. A white man/woman feels better about themselves when they can say that anything attractive must be white.
“Did you know that many black tribe leaders in Africa actually sold their own people as slaves to the whites for money in the 1500s?” Yes I know and that’s why it doesn’t make sense to me when you pink people tell them to go back to Africa. That makes absolutely no sense.
Isn’t it funny how some ppl can automatically assume I’m black? You think only blacks hate you? Most of the world hates you it’s just that the American western media covers that up and shows only things such as skin bleach like in Africa, Asia, and Middle East and kind of hints to you that they want to be white so you insecure ppl can feel better about herself.White women in general are insecure.
OK, you need to just RELAX for a minute!
Eat some oven-ready cookies and have a glass of milk (wait, milk is white therefore inferior to chocolate milk – have some chocolate milk then). Take a nap, wake up feeling fresh and then come back and comment (smile).
Yes I’m pretty white (not very pink mind you), actually people say I’m a little olive skinned whatever that means (olives are either black or green as far as I know – so I guess they mean Mediterranean-looking, but I’m far from that – British ancestry all the way). Either way, I guess I’m one of the people you hate. Maybe things are different where I’m from (Vancouver), or maybe I’m blind to reality – I just don’t know. But I’ve never heard anyone say a pretty black woman “must have white features”. I really don’t understand why anyone would say that – as a man I naturally find all races attractive – and each for their own uniqueness. I suppose my only message to you (for what it’s worth) is: as long as you know how beautiful YOU are (inside and out), then no matter how much crap you hear you will always be above it. That’s a FACT.
Have a great [insert time of day here],
Pinky the Satan Piglet
1. THIS GUY IS WHITE.
2. You sound really…underinformed when you write what you write while in the last 10 year black models have been barely getting hired for runways with major fashion designers worldwide and EVERYONE in the beauty industry is aware of the controversy. The number of major black models has only picked up (to MAYBE, MAYBE 5) in the last 3 years.
3. IT HAS BEEN SAID SINCE AAFs were dragged into this country and forced to have their masters’ children that (regardless of the clear obsession on some folks’ part that would counter this propoganda) that it is better to look white. That is what the baby doll experiment says. That is what implicit bias tests say. BTW, these experiments were done on BLACKS. Where would black people get the idea that white is better, if not from White America & slavery? Africa?
This is not about “reverse racism” it is about satirizing things as they actually are. In a lighthearted manner. And this article in particular is about satirizing the arbitrary values that certain subcultures of the white American population place on things that are really unimportant or indicative of immaturity in the larger white culture. The frivolity is amplified when it is looked at from a TOTAL outsider’s perspective. That is where the laughs come in.
Good day to you, too Sir.
Hi Thierrie,
I was responding to “Not True”, but I appreciate your input. As with anyone posting in here, I can only go on my own personal experiences, and if my experiences don’t include the reality that many people face in this world – my bad for not truly understanding. The last thing I know anything about is the fashion industry, so perhaps therein lies part of my information gap. I’m not here to get into an argument, I’m just listening to what people have to say, while chirping in a few words here and there for my own personal satisfaction.
Cheers!
Note: I do in fact find this blog hilarious.
Note #2 (to Not True): I’m in no way shape or form trying to deny what you experiences are. I believe what you say, and I feel you have a reason for saying it.
OK done for now…
im a white bitch and don’t care what color u are we be brothers and sisters cept that nasty btch in white house even bsama can’t stand her
altho he has his mother inlaw living with him that be double nasty btchs he has to put up with
BOYU NEED some sympathy or to be moved back to so side chicago where u be welcome hurry and leave with ur 2 nasty btchs HURRY
Isn’t this article supposed to be about silly white hipster girls sporting that bang and horned rim classes chic? Instead I noticed the whole site seems to have degenerated into a flame war between Idaho bunker dwelling clowns and nutty Farrakhan follower types. I can hardly find a comment that addresses the original article in this blog. I do say the creator has an acerbic wit reminiscent of the way Trey and Matt lampoon cultural phenomenon in South Park, just without all the gross out crap that I don’t find funny in South Park.
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Hey guys, this is just some hilarious sh*t. Are you seriously suggesting, that girls with bangs are the well known stereotype for “go, get it”? – well, I guess you are right! 🙂
But does this work for guys with bangs and white chicks? Just a personal matter …
This is just too funny!! I have not found one thing that has insulted my white ass yet. Anyone who is insulted has no sense of humor. Further, I have made an appointment to have my bangs cut.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
Cool story bro.
You gotta love “whites are just in the middle” part. In the middle of what? As if you’re either intellectual OR physical! I guess these are two traits at the opposite ends of the racial stereotyping spectrum? LOL And if so, what does that say about this poster’s views on Asian athletic ability, or black intellectualism? Obviously the best part is the climax: “that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist”. The irony is pretty self-explanatory here. Good luck in life, Kill Whitey. You’ll need it.
So you’re saying whites are better because we’re physically superior to Asians and intellectually superior to blacks? Well that sounds a little racist to me, but I guess it’s true.
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Hmmmmm… Pro-Asian and pro-African-American. Tiger, is that you?
I’m not talking about black women in particular. When white people say she has white features they don’t say that about black women only. They say that about Indian women, Asian women, Hispanics,etc. But mostly it’s always against Indian women. Take a look at Aishwarya Rai for instance when it comes to beautiful women that are not white white people are haters. And btw there’s no such thing as olive skinned white. The only olive skinned people are Meditteranean people who are usually mixed like southern Italians are mixed with black, and others with olive skin include some Arabs,Hispanics, and Northern Indians. That’s it. The rest of you tan to achieve that olive skin.
Citing racial stereotypes as evidence that other people are racist? Cute.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
No straight bangs on women over forty, except Mackenzie Phillips.
No bangs on women over 40, except Mackenzie Phillips.
Me too!
I have bangs but I curl them :O
bangs make a difference in your personal image, but I dont believe it will make that much of a controversy to everyone else around you.