#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
January 26, 2008 by clander
Often times if you ask a white person about where to travel, you will get a lot of responses. But if you ask them about New York, white people will go nuts. They love the city universally and all either live there, have lived there, will live there or want to live there.
White people like New York because it has artists, restaurants, a subway, history, diversity, plays, and other white people. It literally has everything white people need to thrive! The only thing it’s missing is nature, but Central Park is right there, and since you are walking all the time, you are outside!
If you are from New York, tell this to a white person. They will instantly be interested in you “what part of New York? and you are really from there?” When they inevitably tell you about your home town (“I know this great italian place…”) you should respond by saying “man, I thought place was only known to New Yorkers.”
Another secret fact about white people, if you are in group setting and the topic of New York City comes up, find the highest ranking white person and say “oh, are you from New York?”
To them, this means you are calling them cultured, cool, and urban. They will respond with something like “oh, well, I’ve spent a lot of time there,” or “I lived there for three years.” You will have instantly become more popular than all other people in the group.
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Surprised by the jealousy by people in 2nd and 3rd rate cities. To say that detroit and phoenix are better than nyc is, at least, joke and, at most, a questionable delusion. The people who write that know it.
The tourists who pissed over NYC on this blog ONLY visit times square and the statue of liberty and then complain that NYC is not “happening” (literally said 3 times on this blog). pathetic.
nyc’s better without you…please don’t visit
Are you nuts? New Yorkers of any color (especially the white ones) are all secretly jealous of LOS ANGELES, the real capitol of America culture. If you have any shread of being hip, just say your moving to Los Angeles very soon.
No way! When I think of LA, i think of a big, wide, open, dusty, polluted gray box of shallow nothingness.
I’m from New York, I’m white, and Manhattan and the white part of Brooklyn suck. I hate the mayor and the city council is weak. The MTA sucks and the way people are treated in communities of color suck (like everywhere in America.) There are interesting people and culture, but its not where many white people are found.
I was born there(HA Im the coolest now!) And I personally love It
ps Im not white either 1/2 mexica and the other half cuban and panamanian
This pisses me off. I’m from New York. Not! however, that 8 million+ population, tax-sucking hell-hole. I’m from the other part of the state. The part people don’t think of when you say your from New York. The part where trees aren’t imported…
And I don’t mean Yonkers, dumbfucks.
If I had a penny for every time I said I’m from New York, and someone thought I meant that damned city, I’d be rich.
If I had a nickel for every time I told a person from the City I’m from Upstate, and they thought I meant Poughkeepsie, I’d be a motherfucking millionaire.
A person from the city thinks Upstate starts the moment you cross north of the damn Cross Bronx Expressway. Idiots.
tax hole…? more like we pay all the taxes for the whole fcking state. fck off, hick.
u shouldn’t have chosen to live in a state that contains the largest city in america with the same name if that makes u so upset.
Well, maybe thats because the rest of New York State is a piece of monkey shit and doesnt deserve any recognition. What good does the rest of the state do? I know the capital is in Albany, but that just seems stupid. Honestly, anyone who enjoys living in those parts is either delusional or retarded. Or a delusional retard.
Tax sucking? Are you kidding me? You upstate riff raff are the ones sucking our taxes. NY County (Manhattan) pays far more in taxes than anywhere else in NY state. The city, Long Island and Westchester should secede from upstate and form our own state….you can have Albany, Buffalo, Syracuse and whatever else is up there. That’s just my two cents.
PS-
You wouldn’t know snow if it slapped you across the face. Blizzard of ‘93? Kiss my ass.
You get a foot of snow and call it the Storm of the Century. We get that kind of snow for four goddamned months up here.
To Syracuse: where are you from?
He’s from Syracuse, obviously. I used to live in Kingston, an hour northwest of Poughkeepsie. Honestly, I would call Poughkeepsie upstate. It is outside of the New York metro area, but in New York state, and is thus a part of upstate New York.
However, it is true that Yonkers is not upstate. And yes, everyone seems to think that New York is all NYC. Not just foreigners, even Americans themselves.
outside of NYC, all the rest is a wasteland of a state, being supported by the 10 million NYC dwelling tax payers.
Go Yankees!
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
Hey! Do you have a webcam?
“I know this great Italian place” is the best way to describe Brooklyn is full of them…you know…ethnic looking people, had names end in vowels and their obsessively large clannish families are mafia syndicates? Italians are the Puerto Ricans of yesterday, since I heard comments on the Jews are the most hated “race” except for black people. +
Fuck off troll!
This piece is cool. But this new york love disease is been spread to everyone, not only whites:) I am a Chinese, NY bred, another Chinese considered me American, or Banana, I find that I love New York, and I never met anyone don’t like NY, even people never been to NY, love NY.
Who would go to Boston?! $20 Chinatown bus to hell?!:)
Now way, even Boston people love NY.
I’m from Australia…
That’s right I said it.
White people love australians, especially americans, bow down to me minions…
look everyone, a message from the early 90s!
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