All music genres go through a very similar life cycle: birth, growth, mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity. With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to white people.
Historically speaking, the music that white people have kept on life support for the longest period of time is Jazz. Thanks largely to public radio, bookstores, and coffee shops, Jazz has carved out a niche in white culture that is not yet ready to be replaced by Indie Rock. But the biggest role that Jazz plays in white culture is in the white fantasy of leisure. All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.
Every few a months, a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is. Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. “Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.” Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person.
Along with Jazz, white people have also taken quite a shine to The Blues, an art form that captured the pain of the black experience in America. Then, in the 1960s, a bunch of British bands started to play their own version of the music and white people have been loving it ever since. It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.
Today, white people keep The Blues going strong by taking vacations to Memphis, forming awkward bands, making documentaries, and organizing folk festivals. Blue and Jazz music appeal mostly to older white people and select few young ones who probably wear fedoras. But that doesn’t mean that young white people aren’t working hard to preserve music that has lost relevance. No, there are literally thousands of white people who are giving their all to keep old school Hip Hop alive.
Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of Hip Hop that they experienced in a suburban high school or through a viewing of The Wackness.
If you are good at concealing laughter and contempt, you should ask a white person about “Real Hip Hop.” They will quickly tell you about how they don’t listen to “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer “Classic Hip Hop.”
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”
Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.
What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it. They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin. Now the best they can hope for is to impress an older black person with their knowledge.
graphics, and breaking rule
and what about SWV and en Vogue? all white people love that now, ironically of course.
Wow. You never feel as white as you do when a SWPL really pegs you and cuts you to the bone. You nailed me.
sooo true.
Could we soon get a
#1?? “Continuing their psudo-intellectual blogs way after all creativity dried up”?
Thanks!
This is preciesly why 2 Live Crew is experiencing a 2nd renaissance all of a sudden.
May be my favourite one so far. Oh how I laughed :’)
i’m totally guilty of taking a trip to Memphis!
Fine post.
In a city like Chicago, the only blues clubs are on the northside. Blacks do not patronize blues clubs anymore and probably haven’t since even the 1970’s, possibly since it’s usually White guys in them, and no “blondes” to lust after.
Most blacks are into “muh dick”, um, yeah “muh dick” and “da club”, yeah baby “da club”, etc.
Somebody’s never been to New Orleans . . . yes there are lots of white people here but there are many many black people. And we got the good kind of jazz you can dance to, not that intellectual bullshit.
I read the headline and thought: Finally, one that doesn’t apply to me, I don’t listen to rap or hip-hop at all. But right as I unpaused my iTunes to the Charlie Hunter Trio’s Fables of Faubus I realized the essay was about Jazz too. Damn you SWPL, stop stalking me!
Has anyone heard Beethoven’s 7th? Allegro?
I’m curious about this website. I’m also curious to know if there are any progressive cities on the planet built from the ground up by Black’s? I mean functioning, vibrant, modern cities..
I have always found it fascinating how Black’s cry about the injustices of the world but as soon as they have a lil money or fame they are the first one’s to look around for someone to look down on to make themselves feel better.
This site isn’t even close to being intelligent or progressive or humble.
God bless and protect Obama
Public Enemy, because it’s political.
This is by far the best entry since the book came out and SOOOO VERY TRUE. However as a black guy I’m offended that I’m supposed to like commercial rap. I hate it and totally listen to the underground.
Yet I find it funny that every show I go to is filled mostly with white people and half are probably there for novelty. The thing is whites buy/download more Rap/Hip Hop than anyone else because they are a majority and have resources to do so. And therefore going to be exposed to all types of Rap/Hip Hop.
WOW! What an ugly musically illiterate article! I haven’t seen ignorance since, maybe “deposit Beatles trash here” (I wasn’t there when people booed Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring off stage). Hey, why don’t we just burn all traditional jazz recordings now, now that “Indie Rock” has transformed all of music into the Sarah Palin-esque “We-only-look-forward” garbage idioms. Hell, let’s just “1984” all music except what this twit likes, and magically rename EVERY song ever played or recorded as crap.
I love when 20 year old clowns claim ownership of pop garbage. But ONLY a thoroughly uncreative non-musician would flush the primary American musical idiom so readily. Kind of stinks of racism; you people smell the odor?
ER
Stop it — you’re making me feel bad about feeling bad about the death of Alton Ellis.
“I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.”
Shut up dickwad!
It would be neat if “Stan” was playing in the background while people read this post. Can wordpress do that yet?
This is one of the best Things White People Like yet. I loves me some jazz cause ain’t no words to confuse yourself with.
true that.
I think it’ll come right after “Commenting on pseudo-intellectual blogs about how bad they are, only proving that they still read said blogs.”
They’re not called “black”, you insensitive god-loving neocon ignorant fuck.
Interesting that a fairly intellectual, witty, and humorously tongue-in-cheek blog like SWPL manages to attract the densest simpletons with no sense of humor.
True dat, but as a relocated New Orleanian, I have to say that NOLA is the exception, not the rule.
Ahhhhh get out of my head!!! Or stop reading my diary, whichever you’re doing. CUT IT OUT
christian, have you addressed white people’s love for their large, catalogued collections of bootlegged live performances? in the jazz realm, you’re not a real white person unless you can name that tune, every performer on each instrument, the year and venue. and preferably hum a few choicer licks.
What can I say, it’s true about hip-hop. There was some cool stuff back then, but this mainstream shit is just that: absolute shit, and I am dumbfounded to this day as to how it has become so popular.
Barry? C’mon Barry…
Correct again, however I am not really into any of these genres.. well I do like to listen to Jazz every now and then with a glass of red wine =P
But commercial rap is really really really shit.
“All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television”
You have an exceptional ability to make sweepingly inaccurate and patently absurd generalisations Christian. Very few Black, White, or Asian people like Jazz. It’s a niche market. Jazz is not a “Black” musical phenomenon. Some people really do like Jazz and some of these people happen to be White. These people include the unashamedly racist poet Philip Larkin. Your unconvincing attempts to shoehorn this into the one-trick pony which is your comedic oeuvre is laughable.
To conclude from the observation that the majority of people who follow Hip-Hop, in whichever of its nauseating guises it presents itself, means that Black people do not like this genre, might have a fig-leaf of credibility if it were not for the fact that in a country with an overwhelming White majority, I think you will find that every musical genre is disproportionally subscribed to by the majority ethnic group…duhhh! My limited college retail experience in music stores does point out one racial preference that seems quite clear. Black people have virtually no interest in the more demanding, and ultimately more rewarding, musical forms.
Are you aware of that you start by writing “You have an exceptional ability to make sweepingly inaccurate and patently absurd generalisations Christian” and then you end with “Black people have virtually no interest in the more demanding, and ultimately more rewarding, musical forms”?
That’s a sweepingly accurate statement Olle. Is English your first language?
“They will quickly tell you about how they don’t listen to “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy), and that they much prefer “Classic Hip Hop.””
I just had this argument the other day with a blond girl. She says American clubs don’t play good hip hop. I said what, like Snoop, Dr. Dre, Biggie, Tupac? Her response: OMG, you call that hip hop? Me: Ohh so you listen to hip hop that only white people listen to!
I like Southern hip hop! Give me some Luda, Lil Jon, T.I so I can actually dance and not stand and sway!
I do it with 70s soul music; especially soundtracks:
Superfly, Shaft, Black Caesar, Shaft…
The salient point of this conversation is really the contempt expressed for the authors musical preferences. This indicates that the young woman was engaged in an act of “negative affirmation”. NA is about enhancing your self-esteem by denigrating others. This being the case we are really dealing with social snobbery and this is not a phenomenon that can in any way by deemed to be racially exclusive to Whites, or, indeed exclusively expressed in the patronage of Blacks by Whites. As an example we have only to look at the late Joe Strummer, a Jewish member of the social elite who spent his entire career masquerading as a member of the White English underclass. Indeed, prior to the nineteen eighties far from having any interest in Black culture (unlike the White working-class who embraced Ska), the White middle-class intelligentsia were engaged in intense competition to appear as proletarian as possible. Obscurantist elitism is not a White phenomenon: why is it being discussed on a blog about White people?
So true. so so true. I’m actually pretentious enough to enjoy listening to Christmas Jazz while drinking brandy. My cover is blown.
I hope that you now realise that any activity undertaken by Whites is an attempt to establish a status that they don’t deserve and perpetuate a superior position in society that is no no way shape or form attributable to ambition, work and perseverance, and has its basis in “the exploitation mannnn!”, and that no one actually likes Jazz unless they are Black.
My joke has always been, “you get older, you get into jazz”, which does apply to urban white people fairly accurately. Basically you will go to a club with mostly white people (except the bass player) and you will eat an expensive dinner, “listening” to perhaps the first 2 songs before you get all wine-buzzed and talk about finance to your bored date.
BTW “jazz” is now officially a meaningless term which encompasses everything from squeaking dissonant noise to John Tesh/Kenny G.
So you have achieved a socially secure status, presumably from years of work and application, and you can now enjoy good food and wine and pleasant conversation, but you feel the need to apologise because you tend to enjoy an inoffensive musical genre as a pleasant backdrop to your evening? I’d suggest you stop groveling before sneering pseuds and maybe grow a pair?
I’m white and I like 70’s funk, like Parliament.
It’s catchy and easy to dance to, while also goofy and non-threatening.
I must admit that I am a jazz loving whitey. The birth of this love stems from 9 years of youth trumpet playing. I possessed solid technical skills but lacked the intangible qualities that the giants in jazz have that make them great.
Being total devoid of any creativity myself, I can’t help but to be moved by it in others.
I must admit that I am a jazz loving whitey. The birth of this love stems from 9 years of youth trumpet playing. I possessed solid technical skills but lacked the intangible qualities that the giants in jazz have that make them great.
Being total devoid of any creativity myself, I can’t help but to be moved by it in others.
Then surely you object to Christian’s racist claim that honkeys only fake an interest in Jazz as a means of boosting their PC credentials, because they have an inability to truly appreciate music (whiteboy ain’t got no soul). Why don’t you just go back to sleep Carl?
#117 Typing Two Spaces After a Full Stop.
Finally, a white pleasure I don’t enjoy! In this case, I’m ok with being the wrong type of white person.
I’m glad you used Hip Hop to name the genre instead of “Rap.” White people never, ever call rap music Rap.
Underground!!!! Part of being ‘the only white person’ around.
Notice how the vermilion domed Christian carefully and meticulously references all of the most relevant bands in this dispute. Christian is as anxious to display his credibility by testifying to his knowledge of Black culture (in as much as such a thing exists) as the group he deconstructs. When rap music gained popular appeal it lost elite appeal. The natural reaction of the elitist White music snobs was to reject the now popular Black music and to extend the claim that only pre-commercial Black music was “real”. Inevitably this “old school” “real” rap begun to attract the attention of White late adaptors who picked up the successive trends. The next stage in this sorry charade for White Music snobs is obviously to reject the increasingly popular old school rap and to re-embrace the “commercial” musical form that is being rejected by the late adopters. Far from being a critique of musical elitism, Christian’s post is an example of a White liberal elitist hopping like a frog on a hot shovel in an increasingly vain attempt to keep ahead of the fashion curve. This sorry charade is reminiscent of the infatuation that former punk rockers had with bands like ABBA whom they had previously expressed hatred for once their music had fallen out of fashion.
I swear you write all these comments yourself.
Jazz is the new Classical Music. Someday, Hip Hop will be show tunes and you’ll see on PBS during pledge time very very old rappers filling orchestra halls with Aarpers mouthing along to the lyrics, like you see now with Doo-wop or the lesser British Invasion bands.
“this is not a phenomenon that can in any way by deemed to be racially exclusive to Whites”
It is not written anywhere on this site that these habits and customs are exclusive to whites.
Olle’s right: you’re sound like a hypocrite.
At last a post that’s not just for American white people! Jazz has been ‘taken up’ by fashionable Europeans (almost all white people) for the longest time — it was they who were the keepers of the flame during the long years between the time the ‘cool school’ faded with hip whites took up drugs, sex and rock and roll and the more recent NPR-inspired revival of jazz.
Don’t forget the House of Blues. A place made by white people in order to keep their idea of the Blues alive. Carlin was right, burn it down!
Am I the only one noticed this?
“With black music, however, the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. ”
Are work? English good yes? Grammar check no?
I’m so embarrassed. Last night, I was JUST telling my friend how my new favorite thing to do was cook dinner while listening to big band jazz. So white.
“It is not written anywhere on this site that these habits and customs are exclusive to whites”
Okay! Let me rephrase, “This is not a phenomenon that can in any way be deemed to be significantly more evident among Whites thahn it is among any other groups”
If we now apply your degree of semantic rigidity to this blog title, we will find that “Stuff White People Like” now encompasses anything ever done by any White person at any time. Things like, eating chicken, wearing shoes and taking a shit on a full bowel for example.
I agree strongly with this post. . I LOVE the blues-masters (The Martin Scorcese mini series was great), and I just cannot get enough of old school James Brown (Funky Good Time), Earth Wind and Fire, the Commodores and the Brother’s Johnson. If you ever rent the Spike Lee Movie “Crooklyn” (A hidden gem, in my opinion) the soundtrack plays homage to early 1970’s soul…What I cannot understand with Hip Hop is that musicianship and vocals are non-existant.
I’m not a hypocrite because my opinion is based on credible evidence. Christian’s opinion is based on the slanted analysis of a biased sample. I probably do sound like a hypocrite to people who are of above average stupidity.
The main premise of the author’s post is that White people are not genuinely interested in Black music for the music. If you really like old-school Blues and Soul you strongly disagree with this post.
lol how completey wrong!!!!.
I am a black person and read this site for the market group perspectives. I laugh most of the editorials because of how dead on I think they are. This particular one was not only disappointing, wrong, but surprisingly obvious in regards to the type of eliticism these stories usually have as an undertone.
Blacks love Jazz, have you not recognized all the recent sub genres that only mostly blacks listen to
Beat Poetry
Neo Soul
Acid Jazz Est….
What frustrates me the most is that many people like yourself classify what is white with your middle to upper middleclass but do not do blacks the same justice.
Our poor often define us, even though our middle and upper middle class make up a very significant fiscal contribution to many major metropolitan areas.
When will you begin to see us and define us by our successes as appose to failures I wonder?
Anyway, I don’t put much faith in the ability of whites in American to see, understand, or change their conditionally racism, ( I guess that’s my eliticism popping out…lol) but I thought I write a comment just the same
Peace
You can justify it by comparing yourself to Christian Lander all you want. And defending your actions, while insulting those who call you on your mistakes (questioning our English, our “level of stupidity”), doesn’t change the fact that we know you’re a smart but confused individual screaming for an identity of an intellectual on Stuff White People Like. Funny but sad. 🙂
I have been listening to jazz and blues since I was a wee bairnie at the tat. I learned to love John Lewis, but I can’t stand Djangirov’s playing. Give me Oscar Peterson any day, all the old school guys.
And blues. Sigh. What jazz is for the intellect, blues is for the soul. The complete food group.
OK seriously, please employ a copy editor. Your constant grammar and spelling errors detract heavily from the humor.
What does it say about me that I still like Al B. Sure?
Angie (from over at http://www.HalfAssedKitchen.com)
“What frustrates me the most is that many people like yourself classify what is white with your middle to upper middleclass but do not do blacks the same justice”
So as a Black man you are upset that middle class Blacks cannot be subjected to the same inaccurate and insulting stereotyping that Christian subjects Whites to? Christian is now pissing off Blacks who are asserting their right to be called superficial, patronising and hypocritical. Hal, my mind is going!
You’re not concerned with the racial stereotyping, inaccuracies and extrapolations?
OMG!!! You like, Totally sound like Ignatius Reilly…
Live with your mom, too?
It says you are working out an angle to improve your social kudos and impress your friends. Don’t you get it? White people are incapable of just liking music. It’s probably to do with us being the “cancer of humanity”, or something
Or, you agree with the title “Stuff White People Like: Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore,” didn’t read the post, and just wanted to leave a self promotional link without it looking like SPAM.
shut up.
I don’t think anyone who enjoys this blog is concerned with the stereotyping. Probably because most of us whities love the site because we live up to so many of them.
But I agree with the copy editor comment.
Any white person (and since I am one, I can say this) who is under the age of 35 who says, “Oh yeah, I’m down with the Old School” needs to be horsewhipped and connected to battery cables. The little shits weren’t even ALIVE when Old School was in.
And what about NWA?
Jazz has morphed too far to still be labeled “jazz.” I like Dixieland and ragtime, but I cringe when we call it “jazz” because it bears almost no resemblance to Miles and Thelonius.
Nice one.
Dude, you’re not supposed to point Alex’s poor attempt at being intellectually superior and funny.
Everyone should is taking this blog far too seriously. I find it a good place to laugh at myself since I do like a majority of the stuff white people like.
Probably because most of the “whities” who love this sight don’t regard themselves as part of the white mainstream, but have a fantasy that they belong to a special, superior, enlightened white minority to whom the stereotypes don’t really apply.
I agree with the “enlightened white minority to whom the stereotypes don’t really apply” comment. I still think this site is hilarious, though, and a great opportunity to laugh at myself and ask, “Why do I like______?”
I also love how the premise at the end of each entry is always that someone is trying to befriend a white person, and is using this information as social collateral. Hilarious!
Very accurate…..i especially like the reference to Williams College
Foward Lord Jeff
“The RZA, the GZA, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah, and the Method Mannnn”
Yeah, I’m cool.
White people, especially those hitting or in there 40’s also love rare soul, funk & R&B.
There was a huge scene in the North of England in the early 70’s that kept this music alive at all-nite disco’s and dance halls.
It has now found it’s way to North America. There are a number of blogs and d.j’s all white mind you that dedicate themselves to it.
Absolutely and without a doubt one of the best SWPL so far…… I LOOOOOVED:
“Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.”
and
“Today, white people keep The Blues going strong by taking vacations to Memphis, forming awkward bands, making documentaries, and organizing folk festivals. ”
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
This was really REALLY well done!
“Anyway, I don’t put much faith in the ability of whites in American to see, understand, or change their conditionally racism…”
Ummm… we (America) just elected Barack Obama. Did you forget already?
Get a grip. If you notice i started my comment with “lol” you are taking this conversation way to literal.
Besides if you disagree with my comment due me the justice of picking a point and not just more rhetorical ranting.
And if you elected Obama to prove a point as appose to hiring him because he was the best man for the job, then case and point………..lol……….did i forget?…….wow…..that wasn’t insulting……..lol
And people wonder why are two groups have trouble accepting each other…….ha.
Your comment just proves how vastly different every person perceives information.
lol. My comment was a social point aka “grand stand”
And so I suppose to directly comment on your statement, yes I much rather even have negative points of view directed at the group of blacks that work hard, provide for our families, and contribute to society. Those of us within that group are more incline to hear criticism and establish dialogue towards a solution of healing racial pain.
Our poor traditionally don’t embrace diversity….lol…
Its all-good man I am sure you will find another negative comment to make about this statement as well
Try positive reflection, it helps with understanding=)
Old school yo :p
LMFAO.
What about the new old school? Its like old school, but edgier.
De La Soul’s “3ft High And Rising” is the only good De La Soul.
Absolutely phenomenal!
The whitest, white people I know LOOOOOOOVE their jazz, particularly while drinking a fine pinot. They also love to point out to less hip white people that they are attending a jazz show. Here’s how a convo might go:
“What’s about [insert white person’s name]. What are you doing this weekend?”
“Nothing good. You?”
“I’m going to Bloc Party.”
“Oh. I was thinking of going to that, but I don’t like their new album very much and now that they are on One Tree Hill, I like them even less. Plus, [insert name of obscure, probably awful jazz artisit here] is playing at Johnny D’s on the same night and I’ve got to see him. But have fun at your less cool show.”
God I hate jazz. And the white people who like it because they don’t like it either.
Christian…………..the new klan……lol
for a religion spanned from inclusion its amazing how incredibly exclusive many people make it. The Christian religion I know rarely has a big church and a denomination, and usually serves the public with no other intention than to serve others
No need for international trips abroad or political endorsement. I suppose they just think we should love god first ourselves second and our fellow man
go figure…….lol
Yes! I’ve been waiting for this one. I became a fan of the blues and then I started going to clubs seeing nothing but white people playing and being in the audience. I began to ask myself, “what do these people know about the blues?” It seemed very fake. If there is one thing the blues are about it’s coming to terms with really deep sad feelings brought on by a hard lived life. I can see the white people in the crowds perhaps feeling blue because ‘they didn’t get a promotion’, or ‘their car broke down’ or ‘didn’t have a recipe turn out right.’ White yuppy people love to skim the surface of things and skip to the next thing. They love the mechanics of the blues and can talk about it, but they don’t live it. No way. They couldn’t handle it and would resort to losing themselves in video games and buying crap rather than deal with something head on.
White people hate typos. Please proofread.
Shut up, all of you, shut up. What the hell is going on? I’m convinced people listen to what they like. Their choice is something that, in most cases, is a free choice. What the hell is all this blabber from clander to Steve about? Lander it might be time to get a real job.
White people love grammar nazis?
By the way my favorite piece is the Star Bangle Banner. I know soon after I hear it, I’m going to see a NASCAR race.
I hate jazz. But I do love Del the Funky Homosapien.
This is exactly what I do *blush*. And I’m not even white!
lol Amen, Its amazing the depth of Euro centrism, First upper Africa and all its history, then Spain, American history as a whole, and now music, well to be honest, white have been claiming black music since its inception.
Hey, just a point of reference white people, if another group of people from a different race create something amazing, it doesn’t make you less of a race, aka Egyptians society, Moors, and southern Africa,
If Obama does well Kenya well soon be considered white next………lol
Every race is beautiful in their particular way. You don’t have to piss on it to lay a false claim to enjoy it. I know that’s how our country got started and all but geesh I though we have learned from that mistake lol
We all enjoy everything at some point no matter what race you are…lol
Hit the nail on the head with this one.
I love when people call Public Enemy Old School. Ridiculous.
White People love to be the grammar Nazi.
I just played some “old school hip hop” for a group of boring late-20 somethings from my predominantly white hometown at a wedding this weekend. Cries of, “Hell yeah, bra!” went up as the boom boom of their 90s past played over the speakers. I wanted to vomit on myself.
P.S. I am writing this comment just inches from the streets of Memphis.
I love it when Xavier smokes that sweet crack rock.
I have always loved this site. This may be my favorite post. Definitely top 5.
I have never learned more about Jazz, “Jimi”, the blues, disco, or obscure rap than I have from my white friends.
And while Elvis, the Rolling Stones, Eminem, and John Mayer do a good job hijacking black musical styles…
You forgot one vein of black music that has been bastardized and kept alive by whites by way of emulation and pretentious vinyl consumption: The Jamaican influence: Reggae, Dub, Ska, so on.
We can’t forget The Cure, 311, Sugar Ray, No Doubt, the Aggrolites, etc keeping Red, Yellow, and Green Adidas jackets and puma shoes in fashion in the US and abroad.
I’ve been to a few reggae festivals, they were little more than white kids in tie dye with dreads and hygienic shortcomings.
This is totally true. I hate it when i go to a club with my white friends and the “old school” session comes on and the battle to show me ( the one black friend they have) that they are “down” and know all the lyrics to Sir Mixalot’s ” I like big butts” followed by the next 5 songs the DJ plays in that category. LOL
Sadly, i coudn’t care less…
Really one of the best, I laughed my *@)() off reading this. It was last night that i put some Kenny G (guess that would be considered classical Jazz) and drank some moscato. Good times
Good article, but I think there is still love for Jazz by blacks. My dad turned me on to Jazz when I was a kid and I have been a fan of Miles Davis ever since. But as a hip hop head, and any hip hop head could agree with is that jazz plays a vital role in the genre. When I say hip hop I mean true hip hop with all its essence, not that commercial crap on the radio. But just listen to the samples in the music, it all comes from Jazz. One of my favorite groups Slum Village has a song that samples John Abercrombie Timeless track. And just a few weeks ago a DJ has a album in which he remixed several of the Miles Davis classics from Bitches Brew and other albums. To go further just a bit Gangstarr always comes with a Jazzmatazz album fusing hip hop and jazz together. I could go on and on to validate this point, Jazz is very much alive in the hearts of young black people, just like anything you just gotta find them.
Jazz will always live in the hearts of music lovers.
Gotta love the Fairest College… 🙂
This post hit too close to home. Ouch. And I’m not even white. But who doesn’t own a copy of Kind of Blue??
you forgot to mention how Lindyhop, a dance invented by african americans have been revived by a majority of white people!
this dance is specifically done to jazz…played by Count Basie and Duke Ellington, sung by Ella Fizgerald and Billy Holiday etc.
haha, true.
Well I believe The Hip Hop that has been 80’s influenced has and will always have an esoteric following in Black Society. Those who listen to music don’t change their opinion about what’s good music it’s just this new generation has been influenced by what the media has pushed. Since corporate don’t have the ties with the So-Called Old Skool Hip Hop, they haven’t been promoted. But It’s great to see White Asian Black Latin and Europeans grooving to the essence of what the culture is about. So regardless of the fly by night stars, like the a lot of Music that comes from the South, the cream well always rise no matter how far they try to bury it. It’s crazy because I heard an Old Skool MC say that he has more fans now than he did we his music was new and hot. I think All People Recognize that we are one soul and the more we accept each other’s culture the more we can be one family. One Nation Under A Groove.
I also think there’s still a love of jazz by blacks, but blues audiences are mostly white. I used to work at a jazz and blues club and the one exception would be when the white Mose Allison played, the audience was mostly black.
Does Al Green count? What about Parliament? Bootsy Collins? George Clinton? Marvin Gaye? Sly Stone? Love them. But I actually did listen to them in 3rd grade. And they’re not jazz.
My favorite romanticized notion of black urban life was captured in Method Man & Mary J. Blige’s video for “You’re All I Need.” I identify with it completely because I too like sitting on rooftops. It’s as if the video’s director filmed my entire life/struggle exactly as it were if I could make it exactly how it is not.
Oh, and Christian, I’ll happily do the copy editing for the site. Just give me five min before you publish a new entry. As everyone knows, my content-rich website contains precisely zero typographical errors. I pride myself on this almost as much as I do on the 800 verbal I got on my SATs.
The facts are these:
KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots and the rest of them DO/DID MAKE GREAT MUSIC.
I am 32 years old, I am white and I truly genuienly love their music and you won’t make me listen to Soulja boy. I may totally prove your point but I sleep just fine at night with that.
My problem with modern hip-hop is that it’s basically ripped-off, untalented, vile trash… more so than it used to be. Funny website though!
-Some white guy.
My absolute favorite thing about this site is not the articles, but the comments. They are mostly white people trying to defend themselves with incredibly “white” comments.
I read this post twice and all of the comments here thus far. Not really sure if I agree or disagree with the OP due to the fact that I’m not a white person. I can say I have been in the situation where a white person brings up some now defunct Hip-Hop group, artist etc. or may even segue into a Jazz band or artist as a way of trying to connect with me on some level.
Since I have a blog where I attempt to bring underground artists and groups to light while also reviewing older albums from established artists and groups in an effort to show the universal aspect of music, I find the humor in what the OP is trying to convey but am also disturbed by the writing of a post to make a statement as broad and sweeping as you have. I get the tongue in cheek of the blog but assuming that White People only like Jazz or the Blues or “Old School” anything just it because it seems to be the “in thing” to do and to show a black person (how more than likley could care less) they are “down” is utterly ridiculous to me. It’s almost as if you are saying that these genres are undergoing an “Audio Gentrification” similar to thousands of predominately black and hispanic communities in the US solely for a gain in status. Music is too universal for that. I don’t feel it can be contained in a pre-concieved box of that sort. You either listen to it or you don’t. You like it or you don’t. If someone takes the time to turn you on to it and you then get into it more, kudos!
I have these types of discussions on a regular basis and they can be quite enlightening for both parties involved, unless the person I am speaking with has no real clue as to the real history of any genre or is unaware of how it all links together and is just spouting nonsense and is unwilling to embrace a real discussion. It is quite incensing to have a person that pretends to want knowledge about the subject strike up a conversation to appear in the know and then not be able to back up any point they are trying to make.
That being said and going back to the OP, now that this has been written in glaring black and white, are you also attempting to state that ALL black people don’t listen to Jazz, Blues, Funk etc? If you really think about it, those genres might not be as mainstream as other music of today that gets heavy rotation on modern Radio and Video networks but most of those songs take root in those other Genres in the form of sampling. Is it the actual complete origianl work? No. Will most people be able to pick those samples out and instantaneously state with glee; ” Hey, that’s a Stan Getz song, that J. Dilla sampled part of for the Pharcyde’s song Runnin’ from their Labcabincalifornia album!”? Of course not.
I guess that is another major purpose for my blog as I listen to all mentioned genres and have taken the time to attempt to upload them to several Virtual Hard drives to give people a way to access the same music you state we (Black People) don’t listen to.
Has anyone ever genuinely liked jazz ever? The musicians who perform it seem to be all about it, but thats because they can just noodle around while watching idiotic white people pretend to love it.
Personally, I can’t wait for the day when black people start getting in to harsh noise. That’s a genre pretty much entirely dominated by Asians and Whites (plenty of the wrong kind of white people in that crowd though).
I have tried to expose the African American teens that I teach to Jazz, Blues, Soul, and Funk with the zealotry of a white evangelical missionary in the Congo. Occaisionally they feign interest, or say “My Gramma listen to that junk.” Of course, they are all going to successful rappers, so why should they bother to learn about some of the greatest art ever created in the USA? When they start talking about the big stack of dough, bling, Lambos, booty, cribs, etc. they gonna get when they bigger than T-Pain, I suggest that they pick a weekend a couple of months hence and make as much as they would on a single shift at McDonald’s, say 50 bucks, in that weekend rapping. “Huh?” I then hear the gears turning, and often the deer in the headlights look appears on the face. Then I teach: “If you want TO ALWAYS MAKE MONEY in the music business, learn Blues. There is always a tavern that will let you play there and collect money from the white people in the audience, who will be very happy to pay it to you.”
Eh, this site used to be funny. When did it stop?
When you explain yourself too much, it loses the joke.
But I do like the white people that comment about how white other white commenters are. What I love is that white people love to call out other white people as white and thus prove that they aren’t so white themselves.
White people also like to call out other white people that call out white people for being white. And on and on….
Nick. Glenn Miller, Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman, Sinatra, etc. and basically ALL of the music that was on the radio in the 40s was jazz. I know people back then were smarter than folks today, but it’s probably possible for you to learn to appreciate jazz, even the more advanced stuff. I suggest you start with “Charlie Parker with Strings” and work your way up to Miles, Coltrane, Jimmy Smith, and the other greats.
I like to listen to Fifties R&B and imagine I would have been a cool enough white person to go to a black neighborhood where they actually sold it in the Fifties back when they used to call them, “race records.”
E.g., Clyde McPhatter, Wynonnie Harris, Big Joe Turner, etc.
Hahahahah. It’s so funny that the comments people leave are so serious. This post almost made me pee my pants it’s so funny . . . and yes, I’m white! Gasp.
Ahhh…. The golden age of hip hop… Brings back memories of high school… Tribe, De La, LONS, Black Sheep, Das EFX, Fu-shnickens, Brand Nubian…. Yes, I am in fact naming all these groups to impress everyone as that’s exactly what white people who listen to the old school do.
Know what’s even more obnoxious? Assuming all white people have easy lives. Its equally bad as the assumption that all poor people have hard lives.
By your logic, any poor black person who listens to rap talkig about living lavishly and being rich, hookers, etc, and aren’t themselves rich, aren’t living the life of a rap star and can’t understand it then.
Just want to point out that there are many Black people who actually do listen to hip hop such as De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, etc.
But I do remember I was at Rock the Bells that had a bunch of hip hop acts and Rage Against the Machine, and when Mos Def came on, a group of white people went crazy. Almost as if he were Obama, ha.
I know that it may be offensive to you, but keep in mind that the whole blog pretty much is just making fun of white people. I’m a bit offended that as a white person I can’t actually enjoy classical or jazz music. The message I get from the entries is “pretentious shallow guy with too much money”. But I laugh at that and move on.
do The Cool Kids fall under this category? They have the old school vibe and hip indie cred. Perfect for white people listening. Does anybody honestly like them?
Ha ha ha , funny this “classic hip hop”!!
I never stoped hearing blues and jazz, not that it’s trendy , just appreciate BB king, Big Billy Broonzie, memphis slim, nd brits like Eric Clapton !!!the are never outdated!!
add to this Thelonious Monk, Sonny Rollins, Ahmed Djamal, Wynthon marsalis, Dina Washington, otis Reading( the author of Satisssssffffffaaaaaction) before the evil rolling stones stole it !!!
An important part of appearing someone’s intellectual superior (aka The Lisa Simpson Syndrone or LSS) which afflicts us whitefolks is that you like what is obscure and not what everyone else likes – this gives the appearance that you have refined tastes.
Being conversant with Jazz is okay, but only if you know the Jazz played more than 50yrs ago. Similarly, if you are going to say I prefer Hip Hop, it is best to choose a group that no-one ever heard of.
However, all this takes time consuming research and patience, having to develop your own tastes, remembering names of artists e.t.c
A much easier way that achieves the same results is to denigrate mainstream artists or pop figures – a perfect choice is Kylie Minogue.
“I hate Kylie Minogue, she’s so commercial” is your ticket to instant refined tastes status, without the hassle of having to listen to any music
im white and along with lupe fiasco and mos def the cool kids are my favorite
Ugh, this website is both lame and boring. I thought I would finally check it out after multiple friends insisted it is funny.
Instead I find it tiresome and weak-minded.
One of my top-five over-hyped internet sites to date.
Just the same, have a good day.
Dude, I totally dig The Cool Kids, they got some funky fresh rhymes.
Also, other white people hip-hop: RZA- Liquid Swords.
It’s a concept album, has cult film soundbites and chess references, white people rejoice!
Also, no houses.
You don’ t have to front. It’s okay if you just don’t get it. 🙂
lol Amen, Its amazing the depth of Euro centrism, First upper Africa and all its history, then Spain, American history as a whole, and now music, well to be honest, white have been claiming black music since its inception.
Hey, just a point of reference white people, if another group of people from a different race create something amazing, it doesn’t make you less of a race, aka Egyptians society, Moors, and southern Africa,
If Obama does well Kenya well soon be considered white next………lol
Every race is beautiful in their particular way. You don’t have to piss on it to lay a false claim to enjoy it. I know that’s how our country got started and all but geesh I though we have learned from that mistake lol
We all enjoy everything at some point no matter what race you are…lol
Actually dissing Kylie would have given you cred about ten years ago, but she’s transcended that era. Doing a song with Nick Cave helped as he’s a cult favourite and never considered mainstream.
I think your point is valid, but Britney Spears is probably a better choice of dissee. 🙂
Ugh, this post is both lame and boring. I thought I would finally check it out after multiple friends insisted it is funny.
Instead I find it tiresome and weak-minded.
One of my top-five over-hyped comment posts to date.
Just the same, have a good day.
Ugh, this reply is both lame and boring. I thought I would finally check it out after multiple friends insisted it is funny.
Instead I find it tiresome and weak-minded.
One of my top-five over-hyped comment replies to date.
Just the same, have a good day.
Ugh, this reply to reply to a post is both lame and boring. I thought I would finally check it out after multiple friends insisted it is funny.
Instead I find it tiresome and weak-minded.
One of my top-five over-hyped replies to reply to a comment thread to date.
Just the same, have a good day.
ok
#1I’m white…, at leat i belive i am
#2 i like jazz
#3 i wear fedoras
………..
T_T <<<<<<*crys*
what are you trying to say?
i was wondering are these supost to only be for white males or females too? at least for the most part?
❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ loves this place …: ( but my school has the site blocked
That was quality, son! Glad to see this site getting back on track. That was a clever idea and well executed. I think you can link this back to how all white people love the album “Midnight Marauders” by A Tribe Called Quest.
🙂 hehe
Why you still readin’, foo?
(see “Self-aware hip hop references”)
i know right?
hehe.
LMAO. Wow. You are hysterical!!!!! How do you come up with stuff?
The part about only liking old school or non commercial “hip hop” (which isn’t a music style, rap is) is hilarious and so true with white people.
If you are a white person who likes commercial rap (and not the wrong kind of white person) you had better be the type who makes sure to make a big show of it, dancing in an exaggerated way and making corny gestures, maybe throwing in a “yall” or “dawg” in conversation once in awhile.
Everything Elvis did, he learned from a BLACK MAN.
Listen to this killing blues of a white brit guy!!!!!
jujubee = parrot
what are you talking about JUSTIN, who died and left you an expert in BLACK MUSIC.
i find this sooooooo funny and the white people i know have afro-man on their i pods and yes some vanilla ice but classic hip-hop is actually considered what was hot when you were in the young prime of your life and what was your soundtrack to life .
the classics are jay-z nas, talib kweli , mos def , camp lo , etc.
if ya don’t know now ya know.
*first rap song by james brown and the tempations (not together)
Liquid Swords was done by the GZA. RZA did the production and had one verse on it.
If you’re going to be a fool, at least get a fact checker.
I find this site sooooo boring. Does anyone have anything worth reading too say. I knew YOU PEOPLE were full of it when it came to ethnic music, but too what extent. This is just plain awful. I had more fun rearranging my underwear drawer than reading some of these blogs. How does anyone of non black background know what music afro american people listen too. Further more, who really cares. Stick too what you people know, poorly remade rythme and blues music recorded by alot of piss poor non white musicians. LOL.
Claiming to like a genre of music to look cool is for pussyboys. Meaning, white boys who are GenX.
too funny – thanks!
True. But you forgot one thing.
‘Conscious Rap.’
I guess Im the wrong kind of white person, but am I the only person who thinks rap and hip hop is kind of retarded. Ok lets take a James Brown/80’s new wave sample and perform rhyming poetry over it. Old school or new school it has to be the most talentless form of music since a neanderthal first banged on a drum. Ok maybe some guys who can freestyle are impressive and I have to admit some of the more commercial stuff is fun and kind of catchy, but I’ll take music with guitars and actual singing any day.
In college in the early 2000’s I used to go to a bar where they played Biggies “Juicy” and all the middle class white kids from LI and Westchester used to go crazy. It was a “white chicks and gang signs” extravaganza. People singing along to a song that they cant relate to in anyway, it was the only time in my life I was embarrased to be white.
You are so funny! I know at least a dozen white friends off the top of my head who could fit in any of the descriptions listed here–very well executed commentary!!
Ha ha ha, this post reminds me of all the hip kids on campus wearing those red Notorious B.I.G shirts.
“I be hatin’ armadillos, Yo!”
This post is SOO TRUE!
I am a DJ at my college radio station, and let me tell you something. We have a Reggae show (hosted by a white guy), Blues show (black and white guy), Abstract hip hop show (white guy), Jazz show (white guy,korean girl), Soul music show (white guy), and our other hip hop shows are hosted by black people.
you didn’t really mention Reggae, but that is a BIG genre that has a large white listener base.
I used to listen to a little bit of Dead Prez, busdriver, Dalek, and Cannibal Ox, but i stopped listening because i kind of just did it to look like i had some rap on my ipod.
i love noise! Prurient, Gang Gang Dance, Merzbow, Sunn O))), Fennesz, Nurse with Wound, Black Dice, Einsturzende Neubauten, Animal Collective, and the works. but i am not the WKWP. I can’t wait till afro-americans experience as much individualism as us (irony). if this site taught me anything it is that White people’s perceived individualism isn’t that individual. It is pretty ironic, since white people complain about blacks and other minorites not listening to different kinds of music like them, however, most white people adhere to the posts of this site. I just blew my mind.
I loooove jazz; Ella, Billie, Louis, Nina, all of them, and listen to it with much frequency. I love OLD SCHOOL hip hop; Run DMC, oh yesss. And I love reggae, as well.
I’m not black, and I’m not white… or at least I’m not either entirely… so I’ll continue believing this blog doesn’t apply to me at all and maintain my happy life.
there have been people here that have tried to make a good point and failed. essentially this site partakes in a socially acceptable form of stereotyping and racism. when it says “white people” it presumes to classify a race as what is more accurately described as a liberal stereotype. so people have said, what if there was a list about things black people liked and then said things like “chicken”. now this is not fair because this site is successful precisely because it goes above that basic level of stereotyping and is a lot more sophisticated and insightful in it’s racism. (and honestly i agree with a lot of the things you say, i just don’t think that makes it any less racist). it would be interesting for an author, preferably this author, or another black author, to post a list of things black people love. don’t say you are black. just post it, and see how long it takes before people start calling you a bigot. what if that list included things like:
*louis farrakahn– i’ve never met a single non-black person who thought he was an admirable individual
*being “in da’ club”– just do a brief survey of how many of the hip hop songs in the top 40 charts right now talk about being in the club
*expensive car rims, especially on inexpensive cars– go to any predominantly black neighborhood and admire the wheels
*talking about being black– see any black public intellectual (only thing cornell west talks about).
*making fun of the way white people dance– see every black comedian that ever lived and subsequently every white comedian imitating a black comedian
*clothing at least 2 sizes too big– take measurements at the “urban youth” section of any department store.
*brightly colored faux crocodile skin square toed shoes– not owned by a single non-black man in america (see the entire tracey adams collection)
*gay bashing– it’s awesome to make fun of even smaller minorities
*making white people feel guilty about being white– see this site
*hoop earrings with owners name spelled into it– (also applicable for puerto rican women)
*ass– everyone loves ass, but black people make it an art form
*making new words– “crunk”
*scarface– you know he dies in the end right?
*john singleton movies– boys in the hood part 12
*pimps– a black cultural icon. the word pimp now so far removed from it’s actual meaning it’s meant to describe anything cool.
as you can see all of these things refer to a single type of black person, a stereotype that rings true in some of our minds. it’s no more of less racist than anything else on this site because racism doesn’t necessarily mean negative attitudes, it just mean attitudes based on race.
Good points, and well said. But, as long as we continue to apply racist principals to words, and they are just words, we will never be allowed to celebrate diversity by acknowledging our cultural differences without offending.
As humans being, we all need to evolve into emotional creatures with thicker skin.
Then we can truly celebrate and enjoy our cultural diversity without worrying about who we will offend.
the typos and bad grammar were very distracting. while i do thoroughly enjoy this website, i’d appreciate it if the next article was proofread. and yes, i realize my appreciation for good grammar makes me a stereotypical white person.
I don’t like jazz, and I don’t claim to like jazz, but old-school-2Pac is GREAT! A Tribe Called Quest! Fugees!
COME ON!!!
Alright, so I went to a suburban high school, and all my firends wished they were black. But I didn’t even listen to that stuff back then all that actively! I only recently re-discovered these. They really ARE great!
true that – very few people with an actual sense of humor ever comment here … most of the posts are by someone who got their feelings hurt because something struck home or by someone who feels the need to battle racism on a spoof site. Today’s post was actually pretty lame compared to some of the early ones. And, hey, maybe you should rearrange your underwear drawer and relax… you sound bitter.
ditto! and is it me or are the articles getting longer and lamer?
Boo – hoo. Poor white people. Big mean nasty blog. stereotyping them…
Kenny Figin Gee is not jazz. Not even close.
YO Enigga, what do YOU mean YOU PEOPLE?!?!
I didn’t read all of this incredibly long diatribe from a professional blogger because after two paragraphs it got unbelievably boooooorrriiing. My gawd, man, say it and move on. Pick your emotion, create your prose, and move on. Quickly!
Jeezus Khrist, I told myself to control my anger, and I lost it. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Well said.
You’re lucky it was only pee. There used to be a guy on this site who always pooped his pants. I often wonder where he is at now.
You last two jackasses aren’t funny either. Practice what you preach.
I’m offended by your comments.
Relax, it’s supposed to be fun and funny! And people already did spinoffs of this blog, like “stuff black people like”, “…asian people like”, etc., etc. Google it!
You really think white people are the ones keeping jazz, blues and conscious/”classic” hip-hop alive? That seems like giving a lot of credit where its NOT due. just cause they listen to it/appropriate it doesnt mean that Black people have given up on it. not at all.
Count the Japanese artist Yoko Kanno as the one keeping Jazz alive, and Symphony and Progressive too.
She boosts the style everytime she does another Anime soundtrack.
And Old School was better, only if it was “Gangsta”. Good enough people shot each other about it. Silly people.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ( love de la. I am so effing white.)
Classic, although you know of course that Del, KRS ONE and De La aren’t strictly old skool. You have to go back further to the bronx river projects hosted by Bambatta…….etc….etc…
Very good post! This site is an insidious facet of a campaign of deligitimisation of Western (White) civilization, which is being undertaken by the White intelligentsia, whose aim is the restructoring of society with themselves as a new elite. These cultural Marxists know that they have zero ideas that appeal to the public and are incapable of formulating constructive social innovation, and so depend upon a withering and relentless campaign of carping, complaining and criticisism of the established paradigm.
Stuff White Cultural Marxists Like:
Over analysing pop cultural trends interpreting them in ways that support their narrow, paranoid world view and generally kissing up to minorities in new and imaginative ways.
This was awesome.
But I disagree with something. You cannot tel the story of Hip Hop without KRS One or De La Soul. The other two yeah that is just foolishness
In my freshman year at a small, rural, 99.9% white liberal arts college – this was 2001 – we had Naughty by Nature perform at the school’s annual spring festival. It was hilarious. Until they invited a bunch of girls back to their rooms and proceeded to trash the local Holiday Inn. That was the last “big name” act we had on campus, but at least we did our part to keep aging hip-hop alive.
What’s a white cultural marxist?
I am very relaxed JkinLBC, Im just amused at the comments i am reading here. My feelings were never hurt and mommy and daddy never touched me inappropriately, I just think that all your comments SUCK!!!! It is my constitutional right to feel that way. Its not slanderous because its true. I have not seen anyone mention Public Enemy yet, I guess the truth hurts sometimes. Its OK, I understand. I didnt mean to make you cry, it will be better in the morning. Now suck it up and take a hike. Nobody asked for your opinion anyways. I am finished with you.
It’s always a shock to white liberal aficionados of militant chic, whose stance is nothing more than a fashion statement, to discover that militant , hostile and confrontational attitudes projected by underclass minorities, are actually the result of hostile militant, confrontational attitudes. Never mind! The capacity of White liberals to not learn from their own experience will surely overcome!
jkinlbc, i do have a humor, i just dont see anything funny here. my feelings have never been hurt and mommy and daddy or anyother relative or friend touched me inappropriately. I just know what i know and that is this, especially you SUCK. i have not seen anyone mention Public enemy yet. you are right on one thing, this post is LAME, i have to be the judge on the other ones, time will only tell. so, go bite the big one and let me do what i do DUDE. my bad, did i hurt your feelings, did i make you cry, take it like whatever you are and hit the road. I am finished with youl.
After its success in Russia Marxism failed in Europe, because it was opposed by the workers it was supposed to appeal to. Marxist intellectuals theorized that this failure was due to the hold of traditional values and traditional culture. A campaign of cultural subversion was launched, which was brought to America after WWII in the form of the Frankfurt School. Marxism was essentially a movement that appealed to intellectuals, the modern American intelligentsia are as febrile in their support of neo-Marxism as their antecedents were in their support of paleo-Marxism.
dahoffa, you act like you recognize that term “you people”, i guess you use it often. the sword dont feel so good on the receiving end huh….., i said several things in my blogs and all you could focus on was YOU PEOPLE, all i have to say is take it anyway you like. HA, anything else you want to say SON, i am a busy person and dont have time to play around with the likes of you.
one more thing jkinlbc, dont get flattered that i had to cut your behind twice, that was by accident. you are only worthy of one response. toodles 🙂
WTF does Beethoven’s 7th have to do with this essay?
You’re curious about this website because you appear to be a racist by nature of what you have posted. By the way, when did YOU last build a city from the ground up?
AND, since you do not get the humor of this website, I suggest you take your teeny brain and go park it somewhere else.
(And, we don’t need your christian god blessing anyone…..barack will do fine with or without her/his endorsement.)
hey you buckaroo, who the heck are you? i hope you are not referring to me as one of the two donkeys. if so, let me kindly tell you to kiss my ass.
Fugees???? “The Score” fricking came out in ’96! Anyway, great post, and oh so true.
Lighten up…..you have put too many words on the screen an no one is going to read it.
If you had read the post on Grammar correction, you would know you just WP’d. (white-personed)
Barack Obama.
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
Very clever…
Dude, that shit is funny as hell…and since i said dude…you would be right in thinking i’m white…but i can recognize the funny when i see it…now did someone see my illmatic cd…i need black people to think i know what i’m talking about when it come to the rap
Yup! Racist humor is funny as hell. That’s why Cultural Marxists had to work for so hard and so long to prevent people making jokes about Blacks, Jews, Asians, Women and Homosexuals. We’ve now got Henry Ford racism, you can have any style you like, as long as it’s white!
you are pure genius, dude.
This guy needs to start proofreading before he posts. I’ve spotted two careless mistakes and it kind of irks me.
OMG, I can hardly stand it. I actually change the genre on most of my jazz and old vocal standards to “Dinner music” so I can just hit the playlist when people come over for dinner parties. People always say, “You have the best dinner music”. And it’s the only time I listen to it. IASW!
HA, HA, HA! WU TANG- NOT COMMERCIAL; HA, HA, HA!
Don’t Get me wrong- I know that it’s, “Wu Tang Forever”- but really- they are one of the most “commercial” Hiphop acts out there. I say that with respe(k)t 😉
I think to be right kind of white person you have to balance on the knifes edge of liking both of the right type of main stream and the right kind of underground.
That way you can pull off having Ludacris’s Chicken and Beer, sitting next to your Atmosphere album, nuzzled inbetween NWA, West Side Connection and your best of Tupac & or Biggie.
This would show that you value substance and the roots of hip hop and most likely own style wars or Beat Street.
Yet, also show that you know about the streets, Ends, guns, Hoes and possibly don’t mind dancing. In short that you were around to appreciate the 90’s.
All the while implying that ayou can wear a backpack and hoodie with the very best of them at the new underground shows 😉
OH, and if you want to hear some good hip hop-
Go get:
88 Keys and Counting- Grieves with Budo
Paper Cut Outs- Soul Crate Music
Murs for President- Murs
The Undisputed Truth- Brother Ali
When Life Gives you Lemons…- Atmosphere
P. S. Kanye West’s new album is a joke. 😉
P. P. S. I’m pretty sure I’ll have my ethnic card pulled for that 1st P. S. 😦 and lose all my white friends.
LOL, “dinner music”- that’s rich! I love it! I’m stealing it!
I am so sick of people who point out grammar mistakes! You are not smarter than the rest of us!
I hate jazz music, and I can’t even admit that in public because of the look of disdain I get every time I do. And jazz brunches? Why the eff would I want horn instruments blaring in my ear when I am hungover and trying to get some greasy food time.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there’s a jazz band playing on the other side.
This is sooooo true!
Another head shot. Well done.
But there’s another itty bitty piece that we can’t overlook.
Eventually white people get around to inserting white people into the origins of said music.
“Well, you know the African adopted the European scale which is what enabled Jazz itself to be formed in the first place so it can’t rightly be called ‘Black music’.”
“Well, you know, Black people were sampling hard rock records on turntables invented by white people which is what enabled Hip Hop to be created in the first placeso it can’t rightly be called ‘Black music’.”
“Well, you know, white people created the horrible conditions that inspired The Blues so it can’t rightly be called ‘Black music’.”
So on and so forth.
The tragedy, of course, is that there is no popular musical form today that can be traced back to a “white” origin. We’re EVERYWHERE even the White House! ESPECIALLY your White House!
I always read comments by individuals who claim to be white that this blog is racist. I would like to point out a few things that argue against this claim.:
1) Scholars (Research Psychologist and Sociologist) of Racism and Sexism define these -isms as racism/sexism = prejudice + power. And they distinguish between discrimination, prejudice and racism though laypeople tend to use these terms interchangeably. See the definitions below.
2) This is blog is clearly humorous and it is satire.
3) One could argue that that this blog is prejudice, but prejudice assumes that there is no knowledge, thought or reason. I believe that this blog is written with knowledge, thought and reason, the authors are clearly writing about people they know and themselves.
4) At best this blog is a stereotype of white people who are upper class and liberal. This is clearly not about all white people. This rules out racism because racism is strictly about being a member of a different racial group based on skin color and other physical features.
5) Even black people make fun of other black people. Black comics have always made jokes about black people. Most white people are less aware of this because the shows typical have a largely black audience. However, watch an episode of In living Color or the Chapelle show, if you don’t believe me. I think the problem here is that SOME white people are uncomfortable about anything that criticizes/mocks them. And some of these people are prejudice against blacks — hence the comments some of the arbitrary negative comments against blacks. Clearly MOST of the white readers see this blog as humor.Do you believe that black humor by black people is the result of racism?
Definitions from the National Association of School Psychologists:
Prejudice: Prejudice is an attitude, opinion, or feeling formed without prior knowledge, thought, or reason.
Discrimination: Discrimination is differential treatment that favors one individual, group, or object over another. The source of discrimination is prejudice, and the actions are not systematized.
Racism: Racism is racial prejudice and discrimination supported by institutional power and authority used to the advantage of one race and the disadvantage of other race(s). The critical element of racism which differentiates racism from prejudice and discrimination is the use of institutional power and authority to support prejudice and enforce discriminatory behaviors in systematic ways with far reaching outcomes and effects.
http://www.nasponline.org/about_nasp/pospaper_rpd.aspx
Nicole
But the Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to f*** with, clander! C’mon! This article, by implication, is f***ing with them! Think of your safety, good sir!
What a great post!! Captures the dickheaded pomposity and superiority mixed with condescension (Not to mention the kissing of black ass–which is whiter peoples favorite sport) of whitey,as he blubbers about Mississippi John Hurt and Muddy Waters et al. White people have this great capacity to lick the anuses of older blackies,the people that blacks themselves have gotten sick of–as the poster says. Yep,jazz is horrible. Blues (electric) is mostly junk,but sometimes is actually good. But whitey listening to “old school hip-hop”—YOU DUMBASSESS!!! “De La Soul”???? Go to hell!!
You’re an idiot! Of COURSE the music can be traced back to us. What kinda music did you guys have in Africa??(That is when you werent busy selling each other to the Arab slavetraders??) Just banging on the drum all day. White people have music that stands on its own(from an unlimited diversity—I hate that word–of folk music all the way up to Mozart)but black music is totally dependent on the European element to be worthwhile. I mean,what do you listen to out of Africa?? (Aside from people screaming??)
HAHA! so perfect!
To Comment on #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore by Nicole
I wonder if you miss the best feature of this site: the pointlessness of being above it all. White people REALLY like “Stuff that White People Like” Sure, your comments are true enough at some level, but is not like saying water is wet? To observe racism is bad is true, but is it about as insightful as being against cancer.
Is seems the more helpful insight is that we are all “prejudice”. I have a prejudice in favor of Honda and against Ford. Ok, maybe the word is preference, but regardless of the word you use and the definition you impose the reality is that we make choices based on both informed and uniformed preferences about many things and prejudice/preference always enters the equation when is comes to the way we act and react to others. Some women may have a prejudice against short, stocky bald men (I can attest that many do). Is that wrong of them, is that a moral failure? No, if you in questions of romance, it is a question of personal preference, Yes if the issue is civil rights.
With all due respect to the learned Dr. West, and the requirement that racism exist only when conjoined to power, it misses the more universal truth that all people (all, coming from the original Old English word meaning “all”) make distinctions between US and THEM. Race is just the easiest way to make an US and THEM distinctions (“race” is a word of little scientific precision; there certainly are groups with more or less genetic diversity). Babies are drawn to other babies and often afraid of men – small = us, big = them. Young children often segregate according to sex – boys with boys, girls with girls. Teenagers segregate by clicks, Jocks = us, Goths = them (or vice-versa)
Until we all admit that we all make justified and unjustified; moral, amoral, and immoral choices based on US and THEM and that is it so much bigger than race and racism we will never make progress. The key is to make sure the US does not have the power to treat them unjustly. A necessary condition of this ideal is that we quit fretting over the fact we will always divide ourselves in to US and THEM.
Just a few comments on an issue that dwarfs this forum.
You both responded though didn’t you? Mission accomplished. That short enough for ya?
Josh, you ignorant slut…
All current POPULAR music points back to us mud people.
Rock (and all it’s derivatives: Punk, Metal, Alternative, etc.) is just amplified Blues (Black music)
Country is derived from Mexican proto-rancheros.
Pop is just watered down R&B. (Black music)
Hip Hop. Self-explanatory. Black music.
EVERY top selling form (POPULAR) of music in America points back to black / brown folks.
Chew on that.
Face it, your people have no culture. Sucks to be you, play-less.
Oh yeah… and while you’re plucking away at your banjo and thinking you’re being super-white… recognize that the banjo comes from Africa. 😛
You make a good overall point about the differences in cultural acts that are in and of themselves funny, but critique of ethnic practices for the sake of humor is not racism. Racism requires,
a) the belief in distinct races based on physiological/genetic distinctions (which, of course, do not exist)
b) the belief that such groups can be placed on scales of value that indicate one is better than another.
c) a general institutional support of this overvaluation of one group over another (for instance, in job hiring, political representation, relative earnings, imprisonment, health, and so on).
So I think an attitude based on race requires the idea that races exist, that some are better than other, and that some are doing better than others in order to be racism, per se.
oh dear oh dear, can’t we all just get along..
Awww, lighten up. What’s so wrong about having a giggle at our own foibles?
I’m depressed that you’re drivel is on every other comment now. Won’t you go away and annoy a different blog?
er…”YOUR” rather…and that shows how blue I am that you are a posting on this site!
“Well, you know, white people created the horrible conditions that inspired The Blues so it can’t rightly be called ‘Black music’.”
ROFLMAO!!
You need to do a guest column!
Easier to tear something down than build it.
And, alex, while you’re creating a compound word that includes the term “intellectual” you might want to exercise some intelligence and spell it correctly.
Effin’ pseud!
oops, never mind the last bit, I didn’t read it right, my bad.
Shush! He’ll hear you and come back!
guess u don’t know the password to get into Chocolate City.
actually I think they built most of them.
just didn’t get paid -or credit.
Just an fyi, because you must have been absent that day in ebonics…”to” and “too” have different meanings. You have used “too” incorrectly every time in your writing, just swap ’em around in your rantings and you should be all set!
and Ollie said it kinda funny
Come on.. Jazz and the Blues are still alive for black people too. I love Jazz, and I love hip hop combined with it, which is often the “old school” stuff. If by commercial rap you mean most of the mainstream, gangsta stuff, then I guess I’m not black cause that stuff is crap (a lot of it anyway). Seriously, I like most posts you put on here but I’ve gotta call you out on this. The so called “old school rap” (which some artists still make?) is the best kind, and it IS real hip-hop–just ask Nas.
What are you, new?
Most WPs on this site aren’t even white. Don’t be such a didactic ninny and grab some nuance dude.
ding ding ding! you figured it out.
Except the really superior people think it’s funny.
I think Soul and Funk count. Let’s not forget Hollywood’s obsession with having Julia Roberts and various other starlets sing along to Motown hits in a touching moment that brings everyone together. That may be more of a ’90’s technique, but it sure is effective.
Jazz as a term has been stretched for sure, but how is Louis Armstrong not jazz?
The bee-bop era you cite is only one (but probably the most distilled form) of the genre we love for it’s embrace of improvisation – Dixieland did this too.
Also by your logic, you shouldn’t even be down with ragtime since it was before your time.
hip-hop music iss tha bomb bitches !!
I know, they’re young enough to be like Melly Mel’s grandkids right?
You sir, are redonculous.
Exactly why I have to listen to baby got back at every wedding I’ve been to for the last how many years.
you are badass
African music sounds like people screaming??? LoL, you should ask a few black folks what heavy metal sounds like to them… Blues, rumba, salsa, jazz all derive from African traditions that were brought to the west via the slave trade. This is why they are traditionally referred to as Black music… Not because the majority of artists are Black. Many contemporary genres (punk, rock, pop, even indie) originate from Rock n Roll which has deep roots originating from Blues music.
And THAT is what we listen to out of Africa… So, next time you’re listening to Nickelback on your Mp3 you will know that African music made it possible… 🙂
Its cool white folks prefer “Classic Hip-Hop”, but can we keep it out of the karaoke line-up? If I hear Baby Got Back one more time Ima throw my drink at somebody…
Dan Humphrey? You are sooo cute and cool
If I ever questioned if whites, (as a whole), were incapable of understanding and accepting people that don’t look, act, or speak like them, I am definitely without question positive that it’s (for the most white people) true now after reading many of your posts. Lol. But many will think I am referring to the some one who obviously shows his disdain, but apathy is just as ugly in regards to compassion for others or lack thereof. PC is necessary for most of you because its not natural to be respectful I suppose. Unfortunately, oppression has affected many blacks and those of use succeeding despite of it have begun to accept you behavior as a byproduct.
To the guy that talks about the site being for whites, I give you that’s, kind of like blacks and Ebony, but you wont see anything in ebony or anything that “black people like” that is polarizing.
Its cool man, you guys have ruled, in comparison to the other races, for a short term on this earth, and unless your thinking becomes more inclusive, (kind of how Rome stayed up for awhile) then your rule will pass soon enough….lol
This site is def insightful though, Thanks for it!!!!
Quite!
As a white person who enjoys the blues (but not jazz) I have to say that there are far too many of us who like to think they’re being culturally aware by doing so. I just happen to like the sound, but many people talk about how much they “empathize with black experience” because they listen to Muddy Waters or Buddy Guy. Just shut up and enjoy the music.
Also, I do not wear a fedora.
Or… maybe they came to America (modern artists, musicians, architects, anti-fascists, Walter Benjamin and the FS) and elsewhere in Europe because Hitler wanted to kill them.
Kanye West is not exactly hip hop in my opinion. Anyone who samples Can is clearly not colouring in the lines. Good for him.
haha stagolee, love the Steve Martin ref.
Even he wanted to be black – remember The Jerk?
“Well, you know, white people created the horrible conditions that inspired The Blues so it can’t rightly be called ‘Black music’.”
LMAO!
I would only argue the country point. Some of it may be derived from proto-ranchero music, but some of it is derived from Irish and Scottish musical traditions brought to Appalachia from Scotch-Irish immigrants (is it white to call a group Scotch-Irish?).
However, the rest of pop music? (I mean anything they play on the radio that isn’t in a classical format) is DEFINITELY derived from African traditions. And I like it like that!
And I think alot of the RKOWP actually enjoy commercial hip-hop, they just don’t want to it admit for fear of being mocked by their friends. How else do you explain acts like Rianna, TI, and Chris Brown consistently being the top single downloads on iTunes. When you get caught you can sheepishly laugh and say its a “guilty pleasure.” White people love guilty pleasures!
It’s not his production and mixing that I have a problem with, in fact- most of the time I am thoroughly impressed by it.
I just wish he would shut up and stay behind the scenes; most of the time. I don’t really think he’s the best MC and that a lot of his beats would sound so much better with somone else over them.
Oh and I am frickin sick to death of the voice modulator!
I think the most celebrated city built by Blacks is Richmond, VA.
I won’t even comment to the latter…
I’m a Scandanavian-American from northern Wisconsin/NE Minnesota. I love the blues and have traveled to Chicago, Mississippi and Memphis for blues tourism.
I’ve always wondered if there are black kids from the south who make pilgrimages to northern Minnesota to track down obscure polka players. If a carload of African-Americans from Alabama will ever show up at my great aunts house and ask her to play some tunes on her concertina for them.
These are getting worse and worse…
Less output, more editing.
Please bring the love back.
“we will never be allowed to celebrate diversity by acknowledging our cultural differences without offending.”
Thank you, for that. Observing race is not being racist. People are different, that’s just reality.
We need more forums like this one.
damnit. how you continue to cut to the core of my whiteness and stuff i like is just straight-up uncanny. i like jazz. i like hip-hop (but not 98% of commercial hip-hop). and i also like blues (except when performed by awkward middle-aged white dudes).
though, i actually do listen because i enjoy it. not because i pretend to relate to the majority of themes on say, The Chronic. i grew up in suburban minnesota and therefore relate more to The Jonas Brothers.
ps- white people LOVE http://www.diaryoffools.com
It’s a free exchange. Black music takes from white music, white music takes from black music. Soon enough it will all just be music (just take a look a rap-metal or white rappers or black rockers). Anyway, it’s nothing new either, just listen to this “old-school hip-hop” that takes it’s music straight from the whitest of white bands. Kraftwerk – a bunch of German nerds playing around on electrical equipment.
I read it.
“In short that you were around to appreciate the 90’s”
so true
As the wrong kind of white person in college, I used to hate it when fellow (white) classmates would go on an on about Robin Hitchcock, Nick Cave or whoever the f—. It was all a big game of who could be the most esoteric. The height of this nonsense: I was once in a bar with friends and my pseudo-date actually LEFT the building while a certain popular song was being played because it apparently pained his highly refined sensibilities too much to listen to it for 3 minutes, let alone dance to it. Needless to say, he did not get any play that night. Jackass.
I know all kinds of people who like various forms of jazz, swing, blues, whatever, but they don’t have to announce it to everyone. There is a certain kind of white person who will self-consciously talk about it ad infinitem. Often it’s the twenty-years-later version of the people who crowed about the obscure indie rock they listened to in college. There may be a certain kind of black person who does this too, but I have never met that kind of black person, so I wouldn’t know.
Still, busted: I have found myself referring to “Old School” lately while talking about such gems as Digital Underground’s “The Humpty Dance,” Run-DMC’s “It’s Tricky” and Salt’n’Pepa’s “Push it.” And I have no idea what I’m talking about, other than it is “old” and dates from the time when I was in highschool.
One word:
Ska.
the is way too correct. my friend got rid of her tv because it makes too much “noise” in the living room. now she plays nina simone in her living room at a noticeably louder volume.
hahahahahahahahahaha
Fat boys! All you can eat.
How I hate white people, and what they have done with this once fine country.
Sorry to get technical here but there’s an entire discipline call ethnomusicology. Africans did indeed bang on logs but its music if mainly vocal. The scale used is mostly pentatonic (five note) plus those “blue notes” between major/minor thirds and seventh. Blues is the closest to African roots. Jazz is a hybrid of the European harmonic system with Blues (African). Thus in coldly scientific terms, Jazz is a product of musical miscegenation. And I disagree that punk and heavy metal contain any African influence at all. When you eliminate ska punk (itself a mixed race baby), the metal/punk tradition is Celtic/Nordic European folk music on steroids. When you add Classical European influence, you get the likes Iron Maiden . Finally, the decline of rap followed the decline of white musical forms as well. Old School rap sold to white college kids in the 80’s because it had a high level of excellence in composition and execution. As all new genres degenerate, its standards decline as it tries to find a bigger audience and approaches least common denominator. Not everything sucks these days. Excellence is still out there.
This is great. I just discovered Barbara Carr this week.
Listen to her Footprints On The Ceiling or Bo Hawg Grind on TheRadio dot com. I thought she was saying she kept her man in line with pork rinds when I fist heard the second one.
As soon as I saw the title of this post, I busted out laughing because it is SO true. I anjoy a lot of jazz and “old school” hip hop myself, so I can really identify with this one. This post applies to the majority of my friends, too.
See which songs are getting banned from school pep rallies at http://detentionslip.org
hey SML, thanks for the english lesson but the next time i want your opinion, i will give it toooo you. no go take a flying hike and save your unwanted grammar lessons to someone who gives a rats butt.
Remember this:
Back in the 80s/90s artists like Too $hort, NWA, E-40, etc. were “Underground Rap” while the Neo-Afros like Del, Heiro, De-La, KRS, Pharcyde, etc. were “Mainstream”.
Times change, but one thing doesn’t:
At no point in Hip Hop’s history have white folks been in an authoritative position regarding what’s hot / real / authentic / great.
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When y’all say “I like Hip Hip but not the modern commercial kind” you tell on yourselves. You want what’s ours, but you don’t want us.
The tables have turned… you’re just behind the curve.
The truth is…
Y’all are salivatin’ and waitin’ for the black man to deliver /
The next form of expression cos we’z the culture life giver /
Ya crossing your fingers and hoping and dreamin’ /
That you can say you were there before it went mainstream.
… Ether…
Superb and interesting post Sir!
I’m from Yorkshire, am so white that I’m virtually translucent and I once trained a Kestrel that my brother Jud killed because I didn’t go to the bookies for him. Hardcore rave and Brass Band music don’t get a mention in any of the entries on here so how’s it racist?
“that racism exist only when conjoined to power”
This interpretation of racism was invented by Cultural Marxists to contest allegations by White people could be victims of racism. Anyone who understands basic English can understand that this is bullshit. Racism can only be “expressed” when conjoined to power. To infer from this that only white people can be racists necessitates a belief that Whites have power over Blacks at all times and in all situations. In reality a two hundred pound Black man has a power advantage over a one hundred and thirty pound White man in a prison cell, a Black man in an unlit car park has a power advantage over a White woman, a Black man with a gun has an advantage over a White man without a gun on a deserted street. The degree of racism inherent in any race can only be discerned when the race in question are able to give expression to that inherent racism. Zimbabwe might be a useful example.
“Racism is racial prejudice and discrimination supported by institutional power and authority”
No it isn’t. Racism is a belief that there are significant heritable differences between historically isolated human groups. Your conception of racism has been created by Cultural Marxists as a means of ignoring the many obvious examples of non-White racism. Because in White majority nations White people naturally dominate authoritative bodies and institutions, it is convenient for the ideological enemies of European civilization to allege that a negative value (racism) is coterminous with this constant. This silly analysis ignores the fact that there is no relation to the degree of power held by White people in any given political system and the degree of racism extant under that system. Hitler’s Nazi regime was powerful and racist. Stalin’s Communist regime was powerful and not racist. Both regimes were White. It is also untrue that “power” is a non-situational phenomenon manifest only in institutions and authoritative bodies. An unarmed White person in a Black underclass neighbourhood does not have meaningful power over the Black residents. It’s convenient for Black racists and White CM’s to assert this only because it identifies racism uniquely and falsely with White people. You are not very clever.
And maybe many of the people who were most opposed to the Nazis were rabid Marxists who hated American free-market democracy with as much vehemence as they hated Nazism? The fact that Hitler wanted to kill you makes you a good person does it? That Joseph “Gulag” Stalin must have been one hell of a nice chap then!
Rechill, you talk like you the only one who know something about music. Somebody hold my drink, while I handle this.
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RECHILL WROTE: “Jazz is a hybrid of the European harmonic system with Blues (African).”
STAG SAY: The “European scale” is actually the Moorish scale. Pay it forward.
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RECHILL WROTE: “And I disagree that punk and heavy metal contain any African influence at all.”
STAG SAY: Fact: Rock is distorted and amplified blues.
Standard Metal (AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Kiss, etc. And on into Venom, Metallica and early Slayer) is an offshoot of Rock, and Punk Rock (Sex Pistols, Ruts, Cock Sparrer, 7 Seconds, Black Flag, Sham 69, Green Day, etc. is the bastard offspring (Notably, hardcore and art punk bend the rules).
Therefore I stand by my assertion that Metal and Punk are interpretations of amplified and distorted Blues.
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RECHILL WROTE: “… the metal/punk tradition is Celtic/Nordic European folk music on steroids. When you add Classical European influence, you get the likes Iron Maiden…”
STAG SAY: In imagery, yes (Viking, Saxon, Anglo, Norse, etc.). But other than the operatic vocal stylings of Bruce Dickinson, Maiden were a straight draw down from Sabbath (ditto for King Diamond). Now, go back to the Paul Dianno days and you’ll see that pre-Dickinson Iron Maiden is really just amplified and distorted blues. I do agree, however, that Iron Maiden is the turning point from Blues towards more native European influences. Such as on “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”.
Now, European “Black Metal” (e.g., Mayhem, Celtic Frost, Bathory) is an intential quest to abandon the African roots of rock music in search of an aggressive, modern European musical style.
This is demonstrated by their use of European instrumentation (keyboards, violins and folk instruments) and their abandonment of the Verse-chorus song structure with its undeniable links back to the Blues and hence to Africa.
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RECHILL WROTE: “Old School rap sold to white college kids in the 80’s because it had a high level of excellence in composition and execution.”
STAG SAY: I disagree on the terms that Old School rap did not have a significant foothold with white college kids until the 90s. And it wasn’t for quality, it was for safety. When rap became dangerous, white kids looks to it’s older, less threatening big brother.
JAMES WROTE “To infer from this that only white people can be racists necessitates a belief that Whites have power over Blacks at all times and in all situations. In reality a two hundred pound Black man has a power advantage over a one hundred and thirty pound White man in a prison cell, a Black man in an unlit car park has a power advantage over a White woman, a Black man with a gun has an advantage over a White man without a gun on a deserted street.”
Your examples of Black “power” are singular non-sytemic occurences that while emotive, are ultimately misleading (more on this later).
I agree with your fundmental premise that common cries of racism are often “Bullshit”, that’s really the result of a lack of linguistic sophistication by the accuser.
In American we incorrectly refer to name-calling as “racist”.
NOTE: It’s too bad that your feelings get hurt when people incorrectly call white people “racist”. Similarly, it’s too bad that anyone gets their feelings hurt by name calling.
We incorrectly refer to mistrust as “racist”. E.g., “I don’t like those people, I hear they smell funny.”
That’s not racism. That’s prejudice or, well name-calling, but it’s not “racism”. And I agree that the average white person lacks the power to be racist.
Now, when we get to “I will work to keep them out of my neighborhood” or “I’d never hire one.” we are stepping up to racism. And then when we get to “I just bombed a bunch of them last week”, we’re pretty much at the tippy top of the scale.
That’s the racism that matters.
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JAMES WROTE: “Zimbabwe might be a useful example.”
Zimbabwe is an example of political comeuppance. The white settlers stole the land and were eventually forced off. Simple. South Africa and Kenya should do the same. Or, like Ghana, simply outlaw foreign ownership.
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It’s quite telling that you chose criminal examples of Black “power”.
As you likely know, examples of white “power” are significantly more potent.
For example: The creation of all white towns/counties through violent banishments (e.g., Forsyth County, GA and White Settlement, TX),
The forced segregation of cities like Chicago and Boston with the police as the enforcers.
The creation of toxic dumps in areas that have been designated as black/brown areas.
The redlining of loans so that black / brown people are unable to create new financial opportunities in their communities.
THAT’S racism.
And even our new Black president ain’t got that kind of power.
Ton Loc!!!!!!!
Stagolee is right: the original rock bands were just minor variations on the blues with distortion. About 80% of Led Zeppelin songs (my favorite band) can be traced directly to African styles of some kind or another (blues has African roots, not just African-American) including reggae and New Orleans style funk grooves.
If only T.S. Elliot had had a rhyming dictionary and a vocabulary of six hundred words perhaps he too could have reached your stellar heights of poetic virtuosity.
All of the major American musical forms have their origins in anglo-celtic folk and religious music.
Please back up your mythology.
And just to be fair, no aksing for cheats on Stormfront.
THANKS! 😀
You make a valid point James, but the point your making is just as racist as you can get. Racism IS based on power, walk into a bank and try to get a loan, try to catch a cab at night, or walk in a fancy neighborhod as a non-white and see who has power. You can put away your thesaurus, all the big words in the world cant hide your ignorant…no STUPID points. Racism is conjoined to power because if you control system, if your the majority, if you are considered the man, that equals what? son, it equals power.
But, I do have to say that due to the recent turn of events as of late, the tide may be turning for wanna be blowhard nazi rejects like yourself who think your superior because you have a dictionary beside you so you can pretend to be and intellictual. ha, Well ponder upon this, you may be right after all. Now that I think about it. Non-whites no longer need 40 acres and a mule, 50 states and a white house will definitely do.
As far as your examples, if you replaced the big scary black man with a trailer park loser like yourself, a ignorant neo nazi reject, you would still have the same effect. Non whites may seem to have racist tendancies but they arent racist. If someone oppressed you for 400 years, you would be pissed. Thats not racist, thats understandable. And with people like yourself spreading ignorance, you are not helping the cause non at all. I would keep on but I will leave on this happy not, A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT NOW, isnt america great. We shall over come will be the next american anthem right next to the Star spangle banner. Now stand up and salute your new commander and chief.
You made your allegation first. Please validate your allegation. I’d like examples of the indigenous African pre-Western forms of these musical genres, and the prototypes of the instruments used in these musical genres. Since I can’t find any evidence of the existence of nascent form Jazz or Blues among the detailed accounts of Stanley, Mungo Park, Livingston, or Richard Francis Burton I wish you good luck!
Stag, you ARE DA MAN!!!….Keep up the good work….and be diligent….there are some IGNORANT folk out there when it comes to Black Music….keep on educating…..
“Free their minds and their asses will follow!” (paraphrasing George Clinton)
Peace..
Crawl back into your cave where you belong with that ignorant talk. Science says that the oldest man was found in Africa meaning while DA REAL SOUL BROTHA #1 was evolving into kings in africa building pyramids and mastering the sciences, angloceltic ….. CAVEMEN were still scratching their ass saying uhga buga. Just about all great non-black groups out there then and now give credit to the blues, black mans blues that is. Ethnic music. I will let you have bluegrass though. lol
Great post! And to the guy on about Heavy Metal, FUCK YEAH!
Just as I suspected. You’re running on E.
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Son, if you don’t know that The Blues is drawn from African call & response, field shouts, hand claps and percussion, then you’re probably a great candidate for America’s Next Great Village Idiot. And I say that with love. Love meaning hate in this case. Kinda like how we made “bad” mean “good”.
And if you don’t know that Jazz (which came after Blues) is regarded as the first “Indigenous” form of American music then you’re hopeless (a respectful and somber nod the the Native people of this land. We simply don’t know enough about your music. My apologies.)
But on the off chance that you have a sincere interest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues
http://www.standingstones.com/banjo.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz
Griots and Griottes (Book)
Get to work, you’ve got a lot to learn.
Sweet double dribbling Jesus you have way too much time on your hands.
I guess getting laid off from your IT gig sucks, eh?
It’s just fuckin music.
Jeez.
Snuffed out the likes of you.
Until recently (like the 1980s), white music had always took from Black music, due to racism, and put white faces to black music (ex: Perry Como, etc) . In the 50s, ‘rock and roll’ (which meant in the black vernacular of the 50s, having sex) was a term taken by Allen Freed to introduce black music to white kids who were not exposed to it. Freed was a white DJ who loved black music, and he believed that music should not be segregated, but the white establishment eventually crushed him (payola scandals), and white bread established DJs like Dick Clarke rose up and had white singers sing black music…..
Rock and Roll is nothing more than black rhythm and blues dance music…..
Disco music is nothing more than black rhythm and blues dance music….the word ‘disco’ became a bad word when whites tried to imitate extended dance songs like black artists…and out of the disco era, the white extended songs are more or less forgotten, while extended dance tunes by black artists (Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes, McFadden and Whitehead, GQ, Cameo, Donna Summer, War, etc)..all these artists had songs that went 6-7…up to almost 17 minutes long (Donna Summer ‘Love To Love You Baby’…arguably the first 12’ ever put out in 1975)…..you play these songs today, and people dance to them…..play some BeeGees or the Rolling Stones late 70s tunes and……uh…..good luck getting a bunch of black folk running in droves to the dancefloor!!
Don’t get me wrong….I like their music….but when played in a mix group of blacks and whites, inevitably, most whites groan and say that they don’t like disco…..
Now in my opinion, the 1980’s was the best time to be a DJ and to be ‘into music’……………music was what you described Koubi…whites liberally borrowing from blacks…who borrowed from middle eastern (Eric B. & Rahim Pump Up the Volume)…who borrowed from africa…who borrowed from europe….who all of them for a time borrowed from the caribbean…..Music in the 80s crossed over each other so much that catagories were blurred beyond recognition for awhile……..I was extremely fortunate to be a DJ thruought the 80s….there was no such thing as white or black music, even though radio stations in the 80s tried their hardest to pigeonhole the music….was Debbie Harry a rocker, a reggae singer or a new waver???
The 90s was when the music industry finally got their catagorizing ways back into the music and in my opinion, with the exception of World Music, popular music in general has gone seriously down the drain….there are some gems out in the desert, but you have to look hard for songs that you can actually remember from 10 years ago!….
I know that if black kids do make pilgrimages to Minnesota, it will be to find the birthplace of Prince (Rogers, that is)….
I do hope you are recording those obscure polka songs Chuck…that is part of musica americana….they should be added to the great variety of music that this country has produced…..
Stag, don’t forget, no self-respecting white singer would NEVER go on a world tour without the perverbial backup FEMALE BLACK SINGERS!!!……LOL…..
It’s like, in order to ‘legitimate’ that music to the world, american singers HAVE TO HAVE black backup voices….Don’t believe me? Look at any concert that comes on PBS….hell, look at any Rolling Stones concert the last 30 years!!….
‘free your mind and your ass will follow’…..
I’ll kiss your ass, spit and give me a clue where. You’re all ass except your mouth and that’s a public shit house.
Can anyone say
Saul Williams?????
album: Road to Damascus
song: September 12th…..
Learn how to write, you dumb ass.
Nicole, the problem is not the blog, it is the bigoted people people who write on it (and they are mostly white…and if you don’t believe me, look thru these blogs and read for yourself)…..
While you make some valid points about satire, as a non-white, i am not going to let some bigot, under the guise of ‘satire’ just get away with unsubstantiated bull****.
While all that you wrote is true and valid, unfortunately, the words ‘white people’ brings out the worse in white people….not all of them, but enough of them to take the humor out of whatever the author of this blog hoped to generate.
When it come to race and racism, it is alive and well….just because we have an african american president does not mean that there’s a big shift in race relations…..the country is still 80% white, and until whites change their attitudes, there will be racism.
PS: only 43% of all registered white voters voted for Obama in this election…..which means that 57% voted against him….
Wow. I gotta say. I read this blog because I think it’s good for a nice chuckle here and there, and I’ve only perused the comments a couple of times…but jeez, the hating going on here really blows me away. I mean, this seems like a good place to have a respectful conversation about race, but instead it just looks like cut downs and one ups. C’mon folks, there’s got to be a better way, I mean, what’s the point?
Whites make up 80% of the US population…..whites are in almost all places of power on the state and local level (on the national level, with Obama, this may change)…..The only way that a non-white can be racist in this country is if he believes in the superiority of whites over all other races…….a good example of this is Justice Clarence Thomas…..
Again with the jokes.
hmmm…..like the capacity of white conservatives to not learn from THEIR OWN EXPERIENCES IN 2006….only to be kicked OUT in more numbers in Congress in 2008…..silly conservative….it is funny how you cast off on others while you cannot see the hypocrisy of your words……
Come on, don’t you think that’s a little behind the curve? I know plenty of white people who like commercial hip-hop, and plenty of black people who like the more underground stuff. Then again, you and the white people that this site is making fun of are probably of an older generation than I am, so I guess you see the world differently. I’m just saying though, things are changing. Or maybe the midwest suburb where I grew up is not at all a microcosm of America.
I listen to M.C. Hammer, but I only listen to his more obscure albums and un-ironically (ie: I actually enjoy them)
Does this make me more or less of a White Person?
Please advise.
never.
Guy in the chair, why aren’t you saying anything to James? He’s the one who drew first blood with his pompous claims about black music…….Or is it because the brother is giving you more knowledge about the music YOU LIKE…..sort of like, too much chocolate in your white milk……
For a person who thinks its just ‘fuckin music’ you sure are upset by what the man has put down……I guess November has been a bad month for ya, eh??…..first, you have to look forward seeing that ‘black guy’ who happens to be president…every single day for at least 4 years….then you come to ‘music that black people don’t listen to anymore’…..thinking that you’re gonna have nice white to white conversation about black music…..but then your eyes come across some GASP!!…..NON-WHITE PERSON!!….and more GASPS…..he’s dropping some knowledge on you not about only black music, but….GAG & GASP!!!!…..that beloved so-called ‘white music’ (heavy metal, rock, punk, etc)…..Daaamn!!…..is there anywhere a laid off white guy can go without encountering these……..NON-WHITES???
It’s OK Guy……go to #111…pea coats……i think there are only people like you on that blog…..then you can then sit back in your easy chair, sip on your Bud, and wait for your unemployment check without the distraction of guys like Stag to bother you….
just……free your mind….and your ass will follow…..LOL
Less of a White person!! Haha, just joking!! You can enjoy any music and still be good to your folk! I am 29, White and listen to rap, bluegrass, oldies, rock and White pride music. I expecially enjoy DJ88’s type music!!
Nice!
Yep! Just like I said, the highest level of musical achievement attained by Africans under their own steam amounted to field calls and hand clapping. Only a totally asinine liberal could believe that the introduction of Black people into a civilization that had a sophisticated repertoire of musical instruments and a fabulously rich, live and vibrant musical culture, was not the major significant factor in the creation of the American musical forms Blacks are falsely credited with authorship of. Even Black Church singing has its origins in the Western Isles of Scotland.
Taking the piss out of Anglo-Celts is a “chuckle”, correcting some of the falsehoods being promoted is “hating”. Do you work for the ministry of truth?
I’ll just have to content myself with, Puccini, Marcello, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Mozart and Albinoni.
Hey enigma, I hate to break it to you but the pyramids were built by white Egyptians. Sub-Saharan Africans mastered no sciences at all. Perhaps the oldest man was from Africa but those that left the motherland evolved into races with higher IQ’s (on average).
Do you not even care anymore about proof reading? So many mistakes, and yet you only have one post a week? I would love to hear your excuse. If you had more than one post a week I would forgive you, but one post with that many mistakes is sad, so so sad.
Well played, sir. Well played. I agree with you on everything except the assertion that the European scale is a Moorish scale. Arabic music divides the octave into more than 8 notes. There was a Turkish (Ottoman) influence into classical music beginning around the time of Mozart and made for some interesting compositions “ala Turk” which utilized the leading tone to flat 6th melodic gestures. Really impressive stuff, Stag. And no, I’m not laid off from my IT job….yet. 😉
Personally I’m impressed by Christian’s amazing triumph over the accepted “quality over quantity” paradigm.
nice….being from europe, and just entering my “old school hip hop” stage just about now…..and being white….nice article
lot’s of truth in it, at least from what i’ve heard from white people in the US of A.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!, i dont have to read a history book to tell you that you are full of it too RECHILL, fly your ass to africa and see for yourself. I will never say there is no such thing as a white egyptian cause then I would sound as stupid as you, but what i am saying is the truth is what it is. Eygpt today is still majority non-white. The sphynx had a soul brotha nose before it was shot off so save me your im the superior race propaganda. And dumb ass, using your own logic, da superior race evolved from big black brothas. haha. unfortuantly, not every one of the black white cousins evolved to have a high IQ. Namely the ignorant racist trailer park offspring from the orignal black man’s seed like yourself who is shame to not have a tan of golden brown. ha ha. I would be bold enough to say than majority of non black people dont believe in the crap you are trying to dish out and they proved it on Nov 4 when they voted a BLACK MAN into office so bow down to your commander and cheif and like it.
OMFG Siofra! You are an elite white person because you mentioned Ignatius Reilly. Bonus points for not mentioning the book he appears in!
(Yes, yes. I am an even more elite white person for called her / him on it.)
James is my biznitch!
James is a biznitch!
James is still my biznitch.
Biznitch!
Still a biznitch, no matter what you say.
James can’t stop his biznitching.
Hey James, you biznitch, don’t you ever stop to masturbate?
The banjo was “upgraded” to European engineering standards by Joel Walker Sweeney. President elect Obama is genetically (using Physical Anthropological terminology) Of Congoid/Caucasoid ancestry. Hip-Hop is not a complete musical art form. it has ALWAYS “sampled” music or shall I say PLAGARIZED from other peoples arrangements, compositions, licks and phrases. Too much political correctness has been payed praising how Definitive a genre it is. Sorry, but the emperor has no clothes on.
Beethoven was a Black Man…….LOL……
I bet you would kiss my ass you HOMO, (no disrespect to the gay people on this site, including this buttwipe into your group is insulting enough) so pucker up. Your language is sorta offensive, was all that necessary? I guess you were trying to refer to me as one of the two jackassess earlier, let me kindly just say to you that i do practice what i preach and you can still kiss my ass. have a wonderful day cupcake.
Why dont you learn how to mind your business, if i want your opinion i will give it to you. And with your superior mind, the only thing you can think of to call me is DUMB ASS, wow, you really put me in my place with that one huh?!!! LOL, I will really think twice about saying something to you, dumbfuckaroo.
Don’t you understand that Christian is describing people like you as being engaged in an act of moronic and pretentious, musical one-upmanship? You have just basically said, “thanks for pointing out what an asshole I am”. I’m sure you must have friends, or even family members that could have done that for you.
James, I see what you’re doing……..LOL……you’re just thowing stuff out to illicit responses…….I was one of those, along with alot of others, who had fallen for this……
but…..your credibility has gone out the window….that last sentence you wrote, “even black church singing has its origins in the western isles of scotland” has shown your true hand….even YOU don’t believe most of the stuff you’re saying!!
Black church singing have ORIGINS in the western isles of scotland??….you REALLY stretched it on this one!
Sorry, but your ‘opposition’ credibility card has just been cancelled!….you had a good run, but it is over…….look on the bright side, you provoked lots of back and forth conversation on the subject….but you just had to go just a little too far……
Now if you want your card back, tell us where did you get your information about the Black church, and how did you connect this information to the origins of the western isles of scotland? Give some specific sources (two or three would suffice).
(Now THIS should be interesting!)
Hustodore, all stagolee is doing is bringing to attention the historical foundation of that music…..it may sound like he’s “behind the curve’ to you because he is talking about WHERE today’s music you listen to ORIGINATED.
Older music tends to sound like, well, old music, when listened to by newer generations like yourself…..but the popular music that you hear today borrow more than ever from that ‘older music’ that stagolee is talking about……
James, I see what you’re doing……..LOL……you’re just thowing stuff out to illicit responses…….I was one of those, along with alot of others, who had fallen for this……
but…..your credibility has gone out the window….that last sentence you wrote, “even black church singing has its origins in the western isles of scotland” has shown your true hand….even YOU don’t believe most of the stuff you’re saying!!
Black church singing have ORIGINS in the western isles of scotland??….you REALLY stretched it on this one!
Sorry, but your ‘opposition’ credibility card has just been cancelled!….you had a good run, but it is over…….look on the bright side, you provoked lots of back and forth conversation on the subject….but you just had to go just a little too far……
Now if you want your card back, tell us where did you get your information about the Black church, and how did you connect this information to the origins of the western isles of scotland? Give some specific sources (two or three would suffice).
(Now THIS should be interesting!)
You have an unfailing ability to strangle yourself with your own sphincter.
“So off went the good (Black) professor – first of all to Benbecula and then to Back on the Island of Lewis. When he heard the Gaelic psalm singing he was blown away. To him it was very similar to the old style of Gospel music in the Black churches back home. He played it to an old Black precentor who wept when he first heard it”
If you want to eat some more crow pie here’s a link.
http://www.freechurch.org/issues/2004/may04b.htm
If you want to play intellectual chess with me, I’d suggest you learn the basic moves.
To those concerned, I get paid to do this. 🙂
And only a rabid white supremacist thinks that culture flows from the powerful to the powerless.
Take a look at world history.
In cases of conquest, the unintentional trend has been for the “colonizer” to eventually resort to adopting the culture of those they colonize.
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One last point in the argument: When you read “hand claps” from me, think sophisticated polyrhytmic forms like the Hambone. African.
I’m absolutely NOT refering to anything resembling your people’s anti-rhythmic epileptic form of “clapping” to that unique beat that exists only in your head.
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Seriously dude, you’re out of your league when you’re arguing with me. And I say that with zero humility.
You. Can’t. Compete.
And add Haydn to the list of dark composers
“he was, by his own admission, ugly, but, as Dies continues to recount, not ‘in his form but only in his pock-marked skin and the brownish complexion.’ His complexion was in fact so swarthy that he was once dubbed a ‘Blackamoor’ by his prince at Esterháry. ”
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Alexander W. Thayer (Beethoven biographer) wrote, “Beethoven had even more of the Moor in his features than his master, ‘Haydn.'”
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At the very least, we can agree that in your eyes, James, they would not be regarded as “White”.
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Was that the sound of your head exploding?
“White” Egyptians?
No such animal.
LOUIECOOLGATO WROTE: “play some BeeGees or the Rolling Stones late 70s tunes and……uh…..good luck getting a bunch of black folk running in droves to the dancefloor!!”
And ^^ this, people, is the true test.
What louiecoolgato has done is demonstrate how you measure the influence of one culture over the other.
You put on rock or Country music and white people will start gyrating and throwing up the devil horns.
Put on Ranchero and Mexican people start gyrating.
Put on Karoake and Korean people will pretend they’re gyrating 😀
Put on some African American Soul or Hip Hop, or some Jamaican Reggae and EVERYBODY jumps up and starts gyrating.
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On another note, Louie… Great background history. You clearly love music. Glad to be in your company.
RECHILL WROTE: “There was a Turkish (Ottoman) influence into classical music beginning around the time of Mozart and made for some interesting compositions “ala Turk” which utilized the leading tone to flat 6th melodic gestures.”
I think we’re on the same page.
LOL. I love this blog. I’m white and I was just telling someone how much better classic hip hop was the crap on the radio now. I also love scotch and shiraz.
90% of ALL music is shit. The appeal of “old-school” anything lies in the fact that only the good 10% is ever allowed into this category. Because 90% of PEOPLE are as thick as shit, with sufficient finance, the public can be convinced, in the short term, that ANY music is good. When promotion ceases music has to survive on its own merits. This music is then given the misleading category of “old-school”, when, in fact, it is just good music. The relevant factor being overlooked in this shallow Cultural Marxist analysis is the exculpatory scalpel of time.
I’ve seen this info before.
It’s anecdotal.
There’s no scientific evidence to suggest that the Scots didn’t actually borrow Black gospel stylings from African Americans.
In effect, no one knows where it started.
Sure, one could ASSUME that the Scots gave it to Blacks. Or one could just as validly ASSUME that Scots took it back home after learning it from Blacks.
No. One. Knows.
Now, intellectually-speaking, it’s my suspicion that the vocal stylings most-likely came from Europe and were African-ized here in the colonies. But I have no historical proof to back that up.
How can we know that they didn’t, for example, originate in Persian chants, for example?
We can’t.
Black authors are trying to get white people to like more of our books. Or at least buy them. Check out http://welcomewhitefolks.blogspot.com/
The author makes a foolish blanket assumption that most whites are consumer robots who soak up all black culture without any taste. But not all black music is good. Rap and hip hop is audio poison or mentally ill noise for small lesser minds. With the election of Barack Obama, one hopes blacks will sing happy songs again, not make mad animal zoo cage sounds.
White People should listen to this!
And what will it take to stop bands like Slayer, Judas Iscariot and Andrew WK to cease their demonic warbles?
The elections of 43 white presidents certainly didn’t seem to help.
Thoughts?
“old school” = “good music”
“Old school” is allegedly defined as hip hop from ’79 to ’84. Sugarhill Gang, Grandmaster Flash, Afrika Bambaataa, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_school_hip_hop
But I think when white people make statements like “I don’t like that. I only listen to old school” they’re hiding the fact that they loved songs “Set a drift down memory bliss” or “Let me clear my throat” but are ashamed to say it outright. The term is used to camouflage how behind they are in the genre, and sound like they listen objectively to non-old school hip hop and dislike it.
I can just hear Lander’s conversation:
“Hey Tom, what are you listening to?”
“Hey Frank. The new XXXX album. It’s really good! Do you like hip hop?”
“(What? Who the hell is that?) Yeah, I like hip hop.”
“Wanna listen?/Want me to burn the CD for you?”
“(Gotta sound like I know what I’m talking about, but not sound uninformed or prejudist) No, that’s ok. I only listen to old school.”
“You listen to Kool DJ Herc? I used to love that stuff!”
“(Who’s he? Damn!) No, more like late PM Dawn. (Crap!)”
Not mentioned in the entry, but it’s interesting that reggae popular with white people is old stuff, especially songs by a dead man/political singer-songwriter/professional pothead/religious icon. If you have to ask who he is….
aaahhh….therein lies your FOOLISHNESS James….you did not read what i asked you….I stated..
“Tell us where did you get your information about the Black church, and how did you connect this information to the origins of the western isles of scotland?”
You provide information about scotland, but I wanted to know what do you KNOW about the Black Church BEFORE you give me your propoganda about the isles of scotland……Just as you know so much about the isles of scotland music, I know about the Black church….but of course, you can’t say nothing about The Black Church because you are so pressed with your ‘ANGLO creationist of all music’ bull****. Help a brother out and tell us what you know, then i will consider your ‘isle of Scotland’ theory….
Silly wabbit, if you want to play intellectual chess, at least read the directions before you make a move!!
This blog is satire… (A lot of it may be kinda true but still it’s satire) Why are you all fighting about who likes this music and the origins of that music?
Laugh a little… Sheesh!
As typical with quasi-eurocentric intellectuals like James, they put this false information out as fact, under the guise of ‘scientific thought’ and think that people would be dazzled with their so called brilliance.
Unfortunately for James, there are non-whites who have studied not only eurocentric history, but history of others who happen to NOT be white.
James, I would suggest that you read some non-white historians and sociologists, because the information you use has passed its time. This is 2008, not 1958 and before.
This blog is satirical, until you get some ‘people’ who take satire for fact and go on intellectual diatribes on things they don’t know about.
satire |ˈsaˌtīr|
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
When some white people start to use the satire as a basis of fact for to spread falsehoods and inaccuracies about non-whites, their culture, and their music, then what you have is a fight. Those falsehoods and inaccuracies have to be corrected.
Sorry to spoil your laugh.
I believe this about New Orleans. Is Public Enemy still touring? I saw them live a few years ago, LONG after they’d become irrelevant, and it was sad (I loved them in the 80’s). They were all up on this little stage at this teeny club in SoCal, Chuck D, Flava Flave, Professor Griff, and the S1W’s. It was sad because when the S1W’s did their karate chops they almost knocked over some lights, they were so cramped up there. But man, the white people loved it.
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Music is a universal thing, just as people are different, so is their style of music. Ol school music is just as it implys, old music that survived the test of time. There was some god awful “ol school rap” as well as regga, rock, punk, metal, etc…. the list goes on and on. I may have liked metalica but hated dokken. I may like public enemy but loathed two live crew, both groups still had to have something going for them because we all know who they are.
Making music a black or white issue is just a show of how ignorant people can be. I love old music, back when music ment something. The problem with modern music is most artist are doing it for the money. Name the number 1 song from march of 06. Bet you cant because music is so forgetable now. Not all new music is bad, but a big number of it is. Personally, I dont listen to the radio unless im listening to the news. I rather listen to my cds. lol. And i will leave you with this thought, how many cds do you have that you dont have to skip to particular songs. Not many. The ones you dont have to are the ones majority of people deem true classic from AC/DC’s back in black to Dr Dre’s da cronic.
awww, you are such a caring individual Gato, taking the time to comfort the lil lady. thank you for having a heart and comforting those in need of comfort. 🙂
i hope you will be able to get a giggle soon Stacey, but reading some of the bull on people been writing should be funny enough to make anyone laugh. i sure am. lol
You could add early era funk, soul and ska as well.
I would hesitate to include reggae, because pretty much the entire 3rd world has claimed it as their own from Manilla to Rabat.
I know because I travel a lot because I’m white.
Thanks for calling us all out! What do white people know about ‘Old School’ beside Frank the Tank? 🙂
LOL…..it is what it is……LOL
Wine and jazz = white I don’t think so. A joint and the Beatles=White. A tab of LSD and Pink Floyd = White
I can’t believe you think the Frankfurt School is scary.
Oooo challenging artistic expression… quick get me to the nearest Cineplex so I can numb my mind back into consumption mode!
And since when is it not normal to have issues with free-market economy, especially when it comes to culture?
I liked that movie he was in about being all slammy poetical in prison. I think it was called Slam? yeah?
I’m trying to figure out if that book (I guess it would be capitulation to mention it now) is SWPL for Dummies, or maybe SWPL a reissued classic with a book jacket designed by Shepard Fairey…
A frog is cold blooded. Therefore, it would not matter if the shovel was hot or cold.
It would probably hop off the shovel if the person holding the shovel was a pseudo-intellectual douchebag who takes himself too seriously.
Does Shakira kinda sound like chewbacca when she does that weird and low singing voice?
I do enjoy a good booty clap though
If a white person were making fun of “black people” would that be racist? Because you refer to “white people” in mocking ways in this article….if the coin were flipped, would it be racist? If so, then this is as well.
This article is fucking horseshit. Fuck you man, you racist cunt.
-A black person who’s sick of fucking white people
I am a white woman and my head hurts too much today to try to be bright. I’m not very smart anyway, so be kind. It’s nice to have a voice. Any voice.
I stumbled upon this blog and have been reading some of the posts. Interesting stuff and good study material for me to mull over. I think slow, but I think often. It will happen while I’m loading the dishwasher or driving down the road, though it probably doesn’t happen much if I am also chewing gum.
I like obscure black music so I can be cool? Well, I think I know the people you’re referring to but it’s not me. I could be a stereotype but I’m not. I just like what I like, and I don’t know enough to know why. I just feel it. Some music bores me and other music makes me lift my palms to the sky (and my hips sway). I honestly haven’t thought much about the origins of it all, although the study of it might fun. Running out of time in this buffet of tantalizing questions.
Oh, there was one comment in which the writer disparaged of the musically inept who keeps a beat that only he or she can feel…….oh but what a blessing to feel any beat at all. I remember meeting someone once who said they didn’t like music. Wow. I’m thinking maybe that’s a sign of sociopathology. Or am I forcing the piece into an incorrect opening in the puzzle? (A piece that’s been in my pocket for thirty years or so. No, it’s not bothering me. I can keep holding the piece infinitely.) No problem. However, I do need to pee.
And there’s the writer or writers who want to put it in my face that there’s going to be a black president. Ha. Well who do you think voted him into office? I said to myself it’s this man’s turn to be president, above and beyond the woman’s turn or the brutalized soldier’s. (But not until after I’d read one of Mr. Obama’s books.) We are called upon to discern and make a decision and I did my best. You’re going to take my choice and rub my face with it? Rub my face with something else I love too. Don’t stop until it’s a true facial.
I feel better now. I kneel down to NO ONE, except maybe ONE LOVE. Not the song though. It doesn’t make my hips sway.
Then you should fuck someone of another color 🙂
Hey Lee,
Remember when the only job a black person could get was cleaning up the mess white people made?
Now that we have a balck President I see some things never change. Hehe.
I don’t think he was referring to Trailer Park white.
Sorry Lee but the guy that runs this website is white himself and mostly everything he writes is a parody of himself or his own culture. Check him out on youtube http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KfRgjW4hFcU
Stuff white people like for their wedding dance !!! enjoy!!!
Wow. Who knew a white guy making fun of white people would elicit such rage? It’s gotta suck going through life with no sense of humour. This is the first article that was bullet-proof enough to the point where I couldn’t weasel out of admitting that I was THAT white guy. I rail all the time against most current hip hop (eg: Lil’ Wayne) and lament the loss of the golden age of hip hop from the early 90’s. BDP, EPMD, Erik B 7 Rakim, 3rd Bass, Lords of the Underground, Pharcyde…sigh…wait, I’m doing it again…goddammit!!
Woohoo! Memphis!
JK is a pimp.
For the record.. there’s no so thing as too much chocolate in white milk.
I will state the evidence is clear that the major contributions of science and technology, civilization building, engineering, liguistics and even the highest examples of the arts etc. have come from the subracial subspeciation of peoples of the Caucasoid racial branch. Of the five racial branches of the Homo sapiens categorised through craniofacial analysis in Physical Anthropology: Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Congoid, Australoid, and Capoid and further subcategorized from each respective branch. (Skin color has little relevance to a complete racial identification. A more detailed classification of man prior to quantized genetic analysis has been through examination the the skull. ) Academicians have argued about which subcategory of the branch has been at the forefront of this creativity. Nevertheless the evidence clearly shows these contributions have come from morphologically Causasoid peoples. Be they the Tocharians(a cultural bearing Caucasoid people to China and Mongolia 3000+years ago) or the ancient evidence of Celtic civilization, Sumerian Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Persian, Hellenic etc. These are simply facts not opinions. You can see the record for yourself.
Go to any ‘real hiphop’ show and check the demographic of the audience. As Common spoke “coffe shop chicks and white dudes”.
So the Scots learned how to line out from the African Americans? Since this form of worship existed in Scotland before there were Blacks in America, can you tell which Black genius invented the time machine they used? Your ignorance is almost comical.
By zeus! baby agamemnon , what is coffe shop chicks?
if you don’t answer, i’ll tell ajax to kill you !!!
doesn’t work , girl!!
jimmy , you forgot the greatest Bach , the christian , par excellence, musician
add stravinsky, shaikovsky, bela bartok, rimsky-Korsakov, sibelius, rachmaninoff, and all others!!!
marcello ? unknown!!
If you love Johann sebastiann Bach, then i love you!!!
Oh james … you read T.S. Elliot ? good one !! you are unique in America!! you deserve a reward in euh … reading poetry!!
Then stop fucking white people!
; )
Honestly though…thanks for the music, black person!
yes, this is retarded…i guess written by someone quite sheltered or out to get loads of comments.
Hmmm, usually your posts are spot on, but this one was a little lack. I thought you were going to name some bands like NWA, MC Hammer, Run DMC.
Or, more likely, he’ll just smear it around and make it all far worse.
KANYE’S NEW ALBUM 808s & HEARTBREAK comes out on NOVEMBER 24TH!
What in the hell is the matter with you people (and I mean this across all racial and national lines)?
The intellectual discussions on music here are great! Anyone who read them has walked away knowing more about different people’s ideas. This part of the discussion was worthy of a great college music class.
But, lets lose the racist shit. It’s 2008, the United States has elected a President (who has African American and Hawaiian ancestry) who is a human, nothing more, nothing less. Though hopefully a hell of a lot better than the moron that destroyed the world’s economy, while padding the pockets of his buddies (including those in Saudi Arabia). But, I’m sure he’ll make some mistakes too. No matter what anyone thinks it will not change the face of America. It is the everyday efforts by everyday people who make the great things and the world great. (I happen to be eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (thank Carver for the peanut butter and the Earl of Sandwich for the idea, while I’m using a computer that was made possible by some guys playing around in their garage. But none of it effects my life anymore than that, I appreciate what some really smart people did. A big thank you for each of their contributions to my day (I would have used musical references from my commute, but I know very little about any of the people I was listening to, I just enjoyed their work and don’t regret buying their music. But someone would have pounced if I said something wrong and the whole message here would be lost (though that will probably happen anyway to those who need to hear it most))). I would love to think he (President Obama) is a Lincoln or a Roosevelt (the country could sure use one right about now, and even more so in January), but to think they did everything on their own is just wrong. The facts are nobody in this discussion had anything to do with the music you’re talking about. Like everything in this world it evolves by each person who plays a part in it. There is not a pure this is where it started unless you go back the first big bang, or God’s hand (depending on which way you think), but it sure as hell wasn’t anyone posting here. The thing that started it all is a funny post and is probably true for some people, just as stereotypes are probably true for some people. But as is evident here, as long as we (and I mean as people) hold on to the black people, white people, asian people… identities, we will continue to give fuel to the people who love to see us fight amongst ourselves. The whole of you, who have made this a my race is better debate, really don’t even belong in the human race. Maybe it time we get over fighting with and killing each other and start to work on fixing what we have. Who really cares what the ancestral origin of person writing or performing a song is, if you enjoy, do just that (they are not going to share their wealth with you just because your skin color is the same and their message doesn’t mean less because their skin color is different). They are all richer than anyone posting on this blog.
The intelligent people in this discussion, please continue to have discussions, I learned a lot. To the racist here go reenact the civil war, but use real bullets and we’ll all win.
From a white kid in suburbia in the early 80s.
I was listening to Run-DMC, Kurtis Blow, and so on when I was junior high age. It was great music, and I loved it.
From there I tried to do jazz – still a teenager mind you – but I just couldn’t wrap my head around it.
The blues I could listen to. Muddy Waters was one of the first albums I bought ever, and was one of the most played. John Lee Hooker of course, and a few other more obscure artists.
Ironically the blues kind of steered me towards Southern rock, and I discovered that there was a gritty spirit shared by the early southern rock scene and the blues. Getting a little older, I found some great bar scenes here and there where you’d have the equivalent of Muddy Waters, and Lynyrd Skynyrd hanging out together.
All of the yuppie trendy stuff was a foreign language to me then, but it just kills me to watch pasty white kids from Scottsdale with the whole urban thing going on. Pull up your pants for crying out loud, and get a normal baseball hat!
LOL…..
James, tell me HOW did you reach this conclusion? Your FALSE assumption is that in order for Blacks to have a certain type of worship, they HAVE TO BE EXPOSED to Scottish worship!
You also assume that blacks in America did not worship before being exposed to scottish worship…….And what is “learned how to line out”??? I’ve never been to any Black worship service that ‘lines out’.
Are you confusing “line dancing” with “Black worship”??….If so, you are exceedingly more ignorant than i thought. Stick with what you think you know and leave subjects that you know nothing about alone. Non-white history is NOT your strong point.
Mike, all you are doing is spewing a myth that skin color actually means something when it comes to civilization and the human race. Your ideas are built on a belief that white skin actually had something to do with humanity and civilization. This is a myth, no matter what gobledygook you write on race.
What do all so-called ‘races’ have in common? We are all homo-sapiens. Humans are all of the SAME SPECIES.
Species: (Webster’s dictionary)- a distinct kind; sort; variety; class; 2) outward form, appearance, mental image. 3) (Biological definition)- a naturally existing population of similar organisms the usually interbreed only among themselves, and are given a unique, latinized, binomial name to distinguish them from all other creatures.
This means that RACE, or skin color, or all of the above stated differences you make mean absolutely nothing in terms of trying to make a hierarchy of intelligence within our species, because skin color has NO CORRELATION TO INTELLIGENCE.
Race and racism was a white concoction to separate humans into a superior/inferior hierarchy, with the justification that white skin is superior to all other shades of skin. The word caucasian was NOT originally used to designate white skin, but rather to designate a LOCATION:
Caucasoid- (adj.) from the erroneous notion that the original home of the hypothetical Indo-Europeans was Caucasus…the Caucasus is a region in Southeast European Russia between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea.
People who try and justify superior intelligence and civilization as the domain of White skinned people, are by definition, RACISTS.
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., that asserts the superiority of one race over another, and that seeks to maintain the supposed purity of a race.
Let it go. White people are no more than people who have not yet been darkened by sunlight. We are all the same and your white skin does not reflect anything except, maybe light.
I doubt he can make things worse than this outgoing ‘white’ president….
There is NO HUMOR in ignorance…
Obama is not white……he is african american….
And before any idiot with RACE ON THE MIND comes out and try to correct me, consider the following:
His father: Born in Kenya——AFRICA
His mother: Born in USA——-AMERICAN
put them together:
Obama is AFRICAN AMERICAN!
Case closed on THIS SUBJECT.
If you are so much a stickler for typos and grammar, then why did YOU not put CAPITAL letters at the beginning of your sentences?
People who point out faults are mandated to set good examples, and Alex, you are NOT a good example of what you so much appreciate.
But unlike you, most of us don’t mind. “To err is human.” We forgive your mistakes.
Attitudes based on race is BIAS. Bias does not necessarily mean
that you are racist because bias:
Bias- a mental leaning or inclination, partiality; prejudice; bent; (verb) to cause to have a bias; influence; prejudice.
whereas Racism is:
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., that asserts the superiority of one race over another, and that seeks to maintain the supposed purity of a race; any program or practice of racial discrimination, segregation, etc. based on such beliefs.
Everyone is bias in one form or another (bias towards Froot Loops as opposed to Cheerios), whereas with racism, you CHOOSE to become. Racists are not born, they are created.
If you don’t stereotype all black persons with all of what you said, then you are BIAS.
BUT, if you believe all the things you said hold true to all Black people, you are a BIGOT.
Bigotry- the behavior, attitude or beliefs of a bigot; intolerance; prejudice; bigot- a person who holds blindly and intolerantly to a particular creed, opinion, etc; a narrow-minded person
BUT, if you not only believe all those things you said hold true to all Black people, AND that is why you don’t like black people because YOU FEEL SUPERIOR TO ALL BLACK PEOPLE because of their skin color, then you are a RACIST.
Bias is another word for partiality (a liking or dislike for a person, place or thing), which everyone has. When bias is based on skin color, then you go into that realm of bigotry, and the most extreme form of bigotry, which is racism.
Damn right! And your point is??
BTW, the president of your Western (white) civilization is an African American (how ironic?).
Also, if you are going to use multi-syllable words, at least SPELL THEM CORRECTLY.
James wrote: deligitimisation
Webster’s Dictionary wrote: delegitimization
If you can’t dazzle us with your brilliance,
you try to baffle us with your bull****.
James, James, James, the cracks in your intellectual armor are increasing with every entry you type. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Those sights do not bring out the bigots like this sight does. It seems that alot of white people actually BELIEVE the satire they read here, take it to heart as fact, and then take the next step in thinking that ‘white people’ are the ‘end all to be all’ in everything, from civilization, to culture, to music.
Fortunately, these types are not as numerous as they were before the presidential election.
Your all fucked…have you got enough food for the next 2 years?
Rechill, if there were white egyptians who built the pyramids, then all the presidents of the United States were at least half black. Oh, you say that this is foolish…..all we have to do is see their portraits and we will see 43 white men!!
Well, how the hell can you say that there were white egyptians when if you looked at any of the paintings within the pyramid walls, all of the depictions were of NON-WHITE people?
And as for your diatribe about Sub-saharan Africa, during the European Middle Ages (The Dark Ages as eurocentric historians love to say), the people of the sub saharan were living MUCH BETTER than your european counterparts. Read up on how Europe was after the fall of Rome…..No Sciences there for a good 500 years……guess who brought the sciences to Europe?
The Moors!….they happen to be Africans and Iberian-Africans. Look it up and educate yourself…
Richmond was built by slaves. it was the only way a brother would ever be able to achieve such an accomplishment.
You’re all so politically correct, but what you don’t realize is that the black man is waiting to cut your throat because they hate you.
Stop kissing their inferior asses, they want to see you gone, forever. except for you white blonde bitches, they love the white blonde bitches.
How are things going in Africa? Zimbabwe, Republic of Congo and so on…
Tell me again the name of a great African culture, one not built out of slavery?
You Americans make the rest of us sick
You’re a douche and you’re also not the smartest person here. But congrats on your vocab! GUFFAW!
Today is not 4000 years ago. Today the racial makeup of people inhabiting the lands we call Egypt is Arab, not African. In ancient times, the Greeks, Romans and Egyptians were closely related racially. Relax, you’ll always have peanut butter, blues/jazz and great dancing. I never bowed down to any president and certainly not to this empty suit. Obama is brand that was sold to the Amerikan consumer. He’s this year’s IPod. Enjoy. I’m going to go listen to some jazz.
Stavinsky had spinning rims on his car.
It is naive to say…just listen to music and enjoy, don’t think about who made it….like..who gets the ‘airtime’, the cachet, access to internet, ….look, you people have no idea what it is like to live more than 1km from the nearest mall. We are talking here on this blog about American musicians….as non-Americans we can’t even take part in your so called debates about neutrality. We wait and see if your president will really change all that…if other continents can find a voice that is heard above the loudness, domination and firepower of yours, if this is Africa’s century…for instance
This was right on. I really do drink Shiraz while listening to Miles Davis. I prefer Cabernet however
As a sweeping generalization, this is pretty good. But some of us actually do love old jazz. I’m a 52-year-old white guy whose favorite album of all time is Miles Davis, Kind of Blue. I know, I know. I went through several years of jazz-only listening, with a kind of snobbery about popular music, and I was nuts for old Charlie Parker records, Satchmo, Ella, Sissy, etc. Then I really got into free jazz, and would listen for hours at a time to Ornette Coleman, convinced I could understand it if I listened to it enough.
When rap started up, my kids were interested, because their friends were. I actually liked Kool Moe Dee (in small doses), but found everything else they brought home a little dull and repetitive. They outgrew most of it, too. The first rap song that ever made me say, whoah, there’s something interesting going on here, was Eminem’s “Lose Yourself.” And I was knocked out by the intricacy of the writing in “Cleaning Out My Closet.” So my fave rapper is actually white.
But my fave musical artist of the past decade is D’Angelo. I still listen to Voodoo a lot.
And my point? I have none, I guess, except that for me, music isn’t about posing for my friends. It’s about feeling alive. Some music makes you feel alive more than other music does. And for whatever reason, there’s a lot of aliveness in black music–especially the old stuff from before the business crushed so much of the unique attributes of music and homogenized it.
You see this with other types of popular entertainment too–i.e. whites (or maybe more accurately the educated middle class) embracing something once it’s no longer popular with the masses. Think of silent films, Hollywood musicals, even schlocky seventies horror films. It’s easy (if not inaccurate) to make fun of the snobbery behind this phenomenon. On the other hand, it is also good to see someone keeping the best of older forms of entertainment alive too.
I hope I can sleep tonight without being troubled by why you chose to lump together MC Hammer with NWA and Run DMC.
Mike, by using your thought process, let us analyze your points:
Point #1: “…Obama is genetically….of congoid/caucasoid ancestry…” Your argument is based on “genetics equals race differences.”….Well your argument is based on a falsehood because people of all shades are of the HUMAN RACE. All humans are of the same species, and although there are variations within our species, SKIN COLOR IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT. WHITE SKIN DOES NOT EQUAL HIGHER INTELLIGENCE. All that congoloid/caucasiod bull**** you are talking is scientific RACISM, and YOU know it!
Point #2: “..the banjo was ‘upgraded’ to european engineering standards…” …..”Hip-Hop is not a complete music art form…it has always….plagarized from other peoples arrangements ..etc….”
Now let’s just use your words and look at this….Europeans basically made the banjo ‘better’ with European engineering standards…..BUT…..DID NOT GIVE CREDIT TO WHO INVENTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE…….Isn’t this called…..STEALING??…Oh, but since the european made the original sound better, it is OK for the european to take credit for it…..sounds like the european is a THIEF (which is nothing new to non-white people who study history and culture…. but…. it is so nice of you to justify why whites/europeans steal from non-white cultures.
…. to make the original better….Ok…?)
And as for your diatribe about hip-hop plagiarizing from other music…It is OBVIOUS that you know absolutely NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC IN ANY FORM. What you call ‘plagiarizing’ is what goes on in all forms of music…..This is what make music, music.
plagiarize |ˈplājəˌrīz|
verb [ trans. ]
take (the work or an idea of someone else) and pass it off as one’s own.
• copy from (someone) in such a way.
Hip Hop artists do not create music and take claim for it. On the contrary, they COMBINE different forms of music and make it ‘better’, to take your words. And unlike the European (of your example) who readily steals and do not give credit, Hip Hop artists give credit because…..if you knew anything about the music industry, the people who created the original samples are given credit on the albums, and are PAID for their use….
Point #3: …”sorry, but the emperor has no clothes on..” This is the most correct statement you made….we would appreciate it if you’d kindly put some clothes over your ignorance in certain subjects and leave those out-dated anthropological manuals alone!
Absolutely hilarious! 😀
Rechill, you cannot change directions so easily and not go unnoticed…..You KNOW that when you said white egyptians, you meant that there were white egyptians 4000 years ago….now in mid stream, you try to laugh it off and say:
‘today is not 4000 years ago. Today the racial makeup of people inhabiting the lands we call Egypt is Arab, not African.’
WRONG. The last time I checked a map, Egypt is STILL on the Continent of Africa. The people may have Arab culture, but they are by definition: AFRICANS. Today there is more mixing of races in Northern Africa, so what you have is NOT white africans (unless you procreate with exclusively white europeans while on the continent of Africa, your offspring WILL NOT be white), but people of color.
By using the standards that racist whites love to use to separate themselves from the ‘lower, darker shades’ of humanity: If you mix with anyone other than people with white skin, then your offspring is NOT WHITE.
You can’t have it both ways Rechill. Unless millions upon millions of white people from Europe came to Africa and refused to procreate with the natives, then by definition, there is no such thing as a WHITE AFRICAN. you may claim to be of the CULTURE OF Europe, but your skin color will give you away.
Crazy blog, but some pretty funny stuff. Stereotypes are unsually a bit true, but some of this stuff I never thought of before lol.
PS: the Greeks, Romans and The Egyptians were NOT closely related…..BUT…..if we would choose to believe your assumption, then you would concur when I state that Greeks and Romans were of African descent….
And how could i come to this conclusion? Well by using your assumption of all three are related, we could safely conclude that the progenator, or the original, or the OLDEST of the three civilizations were the EGYPTIANS.
Now if the Egyptians were the oldest and had the longest continuation of civilization (over 20 centuries), then we can come to to conclusion (by using your assumption) that this AFRICAN civilization (which had extremely little contact with Europeans over this period), is the beginning of all European civilization (Beginning with the Greeks and continued with Roman Empire).
And of course, you KNOW that Egyptians were Black people, right?….Yea….I think you already know that 4000 years ago there were NO WHITE PEOPLE in Africa….
Rechill, do not use the word RACE ever again in your arguments…..it is painful to read your so called knowledge on the subject.
This has got to be the most irrelevant topic on this page. Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. And Charlie Parker’s music is not relaxing, it burns with energy and drive. Many of his tunes are played at tempos faster than anything Slayer or Metallica ever did. Being an avid white jazz listener and player myself, i should inform you (the writer) that jazz has always been changing and still continues to do so today. To call modern jazz irrelevant is just silly. Did you (the writer) know that your definition of “relevant jazz” was mostly exclusive to big cities (NYC, LA, New Orleans) and was for the most part the same style (Bebop, Swing, Dixieland)? Nowadays jazz is so diverse and combines so many elements of styles that it sounds nothing like the said “relevant era” of jazz. In fact, it is more relevant than ever. Check out names like Joshua Redman, Brian Blade, Christian McBride, Roy Hargrove, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Esperanza Spalding, Dave Holland.
Can I add my own blog that talks about how white people have formulaic views of jazz? Improvisational music really is hard to understand if all you have been accustomed to is the verse-chorus-verse-chorus/hooky lyrics/produced band sound.
Stag, I think that you were overwhelmingly merciful NOT to include how the BRITISH INVASION of the 60s pop music into america was initially based EXCLUSIVELY on Black Blues songs remade by Brits, and amplified going into the 70s (which you covered rather well). The Beatles and the Rolling Stones, along with almost all British groups who came over in the 60s readily acknowledged where their so-called ‘new’ sound came from, but white america said that they don’t care about the roots of the music, just shut up and play. And they did.
American Pop music by its very nature, is derived from African American music and tradition. No one outside of the US really reminisce over Grunge Music of the early 90s, or Industrial (unless some ‘color’ is injected into it…ie: drum rhythm beats, and Hip Hop samples……Hell, no one except the most dedicated to Industrial music/rock would even know the group Skinny Puppy (one of the first, and in my opinion, best example of the genre).
Keep up the good work.
Damn.
funny stuff… thought provoking… but i thought people liked charlie parker just because he was charilie parker- a on-of-a-kind savoured in time musician. in fact if music is an outward expression of one’s inner emotions… forget about race… just dig that shit. i’d travel the world to understand different music and different emotions but would never bump my head to any corperate music inspired by dollar signs. Dont give a damn how many inner city black kids or country white kids buy it.
but thats just me. a little bit more real white dude than the black dude who thinks he knows me. enjoy your ranting playboy. i’ve got some shiraz and parker to attend to.
This is funny as hell.
This is like the intellectuals vs the intellectual wannabes.
There will be those who truly like jazz and appreciate it and those who want others to believe they can appreciate it. It is a form of ego tripping. The same thing goes for wine.
I wonder how many Black people will give something up just because White people start getting into it.
Some people buy expensive stereos for status and pretend to appreciate it and some people buy it because the sound is worth it to them.
I can handle light jazz like Quincy Jones but Davis and Coltrane almost sound like noise to me.
Money Runner
Listen to what pleases you and tell anybody that objects to kiss off.
There’s nothing worse than posers in any culture, any genre of music and any society.
I just spent the last couple of days wandering around New Orleans, listening to old time jazz music — much of that time while wearing a fedora! Once again, this blog sure has me pegged!
Yes flo, but pehaps comes from the fact that we can appreciate the old and think it can not be outpassed like Bach , beethoven , mozart.
I was actually responding to the implication (or maybe outright statement) in stagolee’s post that only black people can ever really know what the next big thing in hip hop is, because I think that attitude is misguided. I will definitely concede that, historically, white people have always been behind the curve in knowing what black music is actually good. But that’s not the case anymore. Hip hop may have had a predominately black audience in its early stages, but it’s become widespread enough at this point that many white people follow it just as closely as do black people. It just seems narrow-minded to write off those white people as mere followers of the trend rather than people who are informed enough about the art form to decide for themselves what’s good and what isn’t.
As for the historical side of the discussion, I’m not really qualified to participate-but I don’t want you to get the impression that I don’t appreciate ‘older music.’ I’m sure I’m not as well-versed in it as you are, but there’s plenty of old music that doesn’t sound the least bit outdated in this day and age.
Do many Americans not read T.S. Eliot? That’s a damn shame. I am American and I haven’t read much T.S. Eliot, but we should pay more attention to our poets. Although he wasn’t techinically our poet in later years, but still…..
And what about this briton? isn’t he lovely ?
They only thing better than the people offended by this site are the people that defend themselves by expounding on how “its so true how someone people pretend to like jazz but others, like myself, truly appreciate it.”
It makes the blog even more relevant.
I believe this has just proven the writer’s point of the “prestige” associated with jazz that about .05% of white people actually understand and the rest pretend to so they look intelligent and cultured.
You mention lots of details about jazz that most of the population doesn’t know or care about unless they’re professional (or wannabe) musicians, teachers, or NPR music critics. This blog is talking about masses of middle or upper-middle class whites who say they like jazz, but don’t understand any of it beyond the stereo-types.
It would make more sense for you to tell Clytaemestra to kill him.
damn, soo guilty! not to mention i go to bard! hah. however, i think there is a difference between liking the music and believing that it is “classical” hip hop
Thanks for fighting the good fight. Thou noblest of deeds hath been to swing thy shining sword in arrest of the comment board creeps, those foul slingers of mud and misconception, those masterful in the art of the intellectual diatribe against whom you and your equally noble companion stagolee have so staunchly defended the masses in such trying times. My hat, nay, all of our hats, go off to you, fine sir, for keeping the commentary clean of all who would’st dare to spread lies and deceit to the multitudes of daily readers of this, the loftiest of social blogs. May the cool cat never die.
The other day, I played Dave Brubeck (on my Apple computer, of course) while pouring Merlot for my friends. LOL.
Yes but stag, don’t you get it? So much of that demonic death metal is acting, just playing out a role to entertain the fans. That zoo animal stuff simply does not fall into that category. It’s inconceivable that rappers would adopt any sort of stage or musical persona in order to make their music more entertaining. Unless that rapper happens to be Eminem, but he’s white.
Well Matt, I think you may be right in some ways, about these “me think thou dost protest too much” posts, but relative in what ways? I’m relieved I don’t much like jazz.
Do you think it’s of any worth for people to “see” themselves in the mirror of other people’s words? “OMG, is that ME?!!!” I guess I think it’s a worthy thing, but hopefully not in a way that gloats (or feels embarassed when it is ME). Is it relevant to be able to “peg” someone with no future development to the story?
Here I am on Christian’s blog, about to call him pompous and self-serving……. on HIS blog. In his own home so to speak. He’s making a buck off this fluffy dead-ended stuff he writes. But wait, I can see his redemption. If he can make at least a few people question themselves…….. “Who am I? Am I who I think I am?” Christian doesn’t seem to want to break things down further…..or does he? I don’t know Christian at all.
Shall the darts be thrown at me for trying to think analytically about it? Do I fit into the stereotype of the self help junkie? Is there a corresponding TWPL number to go with this category?
As a Folklore and Ethnomusicology student at Indiana University Bloomington, you truly hit the nail on the head.
– The Lomax’s are my heroes
– I’m studying the blues, particularly ragtime
– I want to work at Smithsonian Folkways Recordings
Another prominent white person obsession:
– Oral Histories / Personal Experience Narratives (Studs Terkel, Library of Congress American Folklife Center, StoryCorps, etc)
What the F?
A: I don’t give a shit about who is in the Oval Office — has nothing to do with what kind of music I like.
B: I’m not reading every single entry to follow the arguments between a couple of dickhead music snobs.
C: I’m not the least bit upset by the arguments arising between aforementioned dickheads with waaaay too much time on their hands.
D: I don’t think about skin color when I listen to music.
E: Only teenagers should use ‘LOL’
F: F you, you fuckin loser.
Have a nice day.
I love angry black people.
So adorable with their afros, African medallions, and necklaces with tiny black power salute fists.
Hey guy in chair,
1. It looks to me like you do care who is in the oval office, daddys little girl mad because there is a smart AFRICAN AMERICAN man in the BLACK, ooops, white house. Also, your mad because you cant join in the convo because your dumb ass dont know jack about music.
2.Your not reading all the entries because they are writen above a third grade level so your little mind cant comprehend.
3. You must have too much time on your hands also because you put your ignorant two sense into it, but I guess that makes you the PUSSY because you can respond intelligently to any of the remarks.
4. The only smart thing you said, music is universal, my bad, its for all people.
5. LOL means laugh out loud or laugh on line, just to let you know sense you must not have known that. Three universally known letters is alot easier and quicker to write than a whole phrase. Atleast for intelligent people so I guess i understand your complaint.
6. F you you fuckin losers, WOW, spoken like a true scholar. Did it take you twenty minutes to think of that profound thought. Im impressed. Pretty soon you will move up to saying See spot run.
7. Keep your dumb ass on your chair and shut the hell up. If you dont have nothing smart to say, keep it to yourself.
Now you have a nice day BITCH. 🙂
heh. I’ll never forget taking a vigorous ass-chewing from a white “anti-racist” activist from the Bay area about what kind of hip-hop was “authentic.”
She sent her kid to private school, too. And then set up a committee to “promote diversity” in the school– in other words, to lecture other white people about how to talk to colored people.
Hypocrisy, thy name is White People.
And WHERE does Christian get these photos??? That one is breathtakingly hilarious.
I really think you can attribute the popularity of Amy Winehouse to this phenomenon, too. She sounds like the kind of 60s doo-wop that white people only wish black people had done back in Motown.
.Your not reading all the entries because they are writen above a third grade level so your little mind cant comprehend
Hmm. Let’s see.
You misspelled “written,” and the proper contraction is “you’re” not “your.”
You are a major league retardo, enegro.
Who has the 3rd grade reading level?
Seriously, my brutha, I could give 2 shits about whichever fuckwad occupies the OO, whether it’s Dubya or Black Obama or Jackie Chan.
It’s shitbags like you that make blogs like this utterly humorless. Do you understand sarcasm — when it’s not directed toward your tiny penis?
I know what LOL means, you fag, and guess what?
It’s a cliche for teenagers. Congrats.
And I never said music is universal. I said I don’t think about skin color when I listen to music.
Having traveled all over the world, I’ve found good and bad music on several continents. Music is either enjoyable or it sucks, and only douchebags like you worry so much about color, probably because you’re actually scared of white people. I guess as a child some white kids poked fun of the pubic hair on your head and you got mad.
So now you respond as such.
So sad.
And why the fuck is an angry black boy like you reading a blog for white yuppies?
You must have serious identity issues or you must be seriously bored/lonely.
Later enema. Peace out homie.
Also, it’s two cents, dude.
Not “two sense.”
I bet your ruin the grading curve at MIT, eh?
I m looking forward to next update.
good
A lot of these posts lately seem like offshoots of earlier posts. White people are typically much more creative than this.
Love this blog. My race embarrasses the living holy crap out of me most of the time!
Maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and quit it with the half formed pseudo-profundities.
WOW, I got put in check by the stupidior race, now you speak. Thanks for letting me know that I made a few errors in my humble lil blog, but it lets me know that not only did you read what I wrote, but that it hit a nerve also. Now dont you feel better about yourself, I probably made more mistakes than what you have pointed out but who cares because in the end, you still look like the asshole that you are. Yes, after I put you in your place, you couldnt help but to think about my penis, sorry, I only do females. I dont play wit “BOYS”, boy. So SON, leave that gay talk to your lil homo friends you hang out with. Hey…. I remember you. Your old name use to be “boy under the desk”. Looks to me like your steppin up your game huh?
You do know that excessive use of profane words shows a lack of intelligence, hence, your blog. It is a case in point of how dumb ass red necks who failed second grade three times think. Its a dark place in that big empty place between your ears so Im going to cram this in there.
Nope, I wasnt picked on as a kid, I got along with people, black, white and everyone in between. No one picked on my head of hair, thats your memory, not mine. I gave your ignorant behind the benifit of the doubt when I said you made one smart comment, and instead of taking a underserved compliment, your dumbass is going to let the world know that you are to small minded to even make a comment like that. “I didnt say I said music was univeral, I said I dont think”. ENOUGH SAID, you got that part right cupcake. Your dumb butt didnt think when you decided to put your two cents (happy) in a conversation between grown folks.
I guess the third grade reading level was abit to advanced for you, let me downgrade you to kindergardin. Actually preschool. Im sure you took that class several times too. You did ask a interesting question though, Why is an angry boy like me reading a white yuppy blog? Because i can, and because I understand what is being said. My question to you is why is a poor white trash kkk reject like yourself doing on this site. Shouldnt you be on trailer trash .com or something of that nature. You would fit right on in BOY. Now you look SON, you mind your manners and respect authority. Watch your tongue when grown folks r talkin. Dont make a bigger ass out yourself than you already have already. Got that BOY. Now shut the hell up and beat it, your dismissed.
ps, put alil love in your heart BITCH.
🙂
PS. I do your white girlfriend in the butt, and she likes it. That probably would have hurt, but since the only girl you had in a long time was your right hand, I will take that back.
sweet dreams cupcake.
🙂
Suggested topic for the future:
‘Stuff White People Don’t Like: Having a laugh at their own expense’.
I disagree with his depiction.
White people do not act as he describes.
When I listen to jazz I drink straight from the bottle and then get another.
That is how white people do it.
But the bottom line is the best hip hop that I jive with is ol’ school…know what I’m sayin…fool.
The new stuff is micro managed by pimps that prostitute the client that they signed to work with various professionals.
You can discriminate between organic rap and synthetic.
So…whites don’t take offense at his content but take pride in it
Guy, you commented on Stag’s post…..it seemed to you that ‘he had too much time on his hands’ in explaining the history of Jazz in particular, and overall music in general….i merely pointed out that you should keep your mouth shut if you don’t like to read about knowledge……what he explained to Rechill, what you call ‘fuckin music’, was an educational dialogue……UNTIL you put your two cents comments in it!!
And judging by your comment, and what you call yourself, “Guy in the Chair” one can imagine you doing what i described…afterall, only a dumbass sitting in a chair commenting on things he does not know about, or worse, does NOT WANT to know about, would make IGNORANT COMMENTS on credible information…..let us look at your statement;
‘sweet double dribbling Jesus you have way too much time on your hands.
I guess getting laid off from your IT gig sucks, eh?
It’s just fuckin music.’
Yup, you are all that i said about you AND MORE…not only are you IGNORANT, YOU ARE STUPID also…..Tell us what do you know about music??….that you love to listen to it?….well that is just great…..why don’t you SHUT YOUR MOUTH and keep listening?…..If your mind cannot grasp the adult conversation about the inner workings of music in general son, it would behoove you to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT so that no one would not have to point out your deficiencies……You left yourself open, you got smacked, take it like a man and move on……
As Elvis would say….”thank yahh… thank yahh very muuch”…
Your point is duly noted, and accepted.
“‘Amy Winehouse’ sounds like the kind of 60s doo wop that WHITE PEOPLE ONLY WISH BLACK PEOPLE had done back in Motown'”??
Uh, I will be merciful and kind on you White Lady…..and give you an opportunity to AMEND this statement because I KNOW that you did not mean it the way you stated it.
What you wrote is interpreted as “White people wish that the 60s Motown doo wop sounded like Amy Winehouse (Motown and Doo Wop are not the same, but that is another subject altogether)
I may be wrong on this, so please help me out…..
Stuff Black People Like
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#1 – Crack
hahaha, It’s true, it’s all true…
CLINT EASTWOOD LOVES THAT JAZZ MUSIC!
PLIZ guys , broaden you horizons, look beyond america …
this singer grand father is from north africa, which is LOCATED in AFRICA … ha ha ha !!
Juliette Noureddine, better known by her stage name of Juliette, is a French singer, songwriter and composer.
She was born on September 25, 1962 in the 17th District of Paris. Her grandfather, of kabyle origin, arrived in France during the 1920s. Her father, Jacques Noureddine, played the saxophone. Juliette began to learn to play the piano at the young age of seven. Her first teacher was an old woman who used Debussyto teach the young girl. Juliette quickly bored of this music. Her old teacher was replaced by a much younger one who used music by Elton John to teach the young prodigy. Juliette had her beginnings in Toulouse; after spending her teenage years in a religious institute, and after passing through the faculties of Literature and Musicology, she started playing in bars and restaurants throughout Toulouse as a pianist, performing songs by Jacques Brel and Édith Piaf. It was around the age of 18 that Juliette began to write and sing. Her first song was entitled “This evening I’m sleeping with Chopin.” One evening, Juliette sings a song accompanied by the piano in a bar in Toulouse. The boss quickly hires her, and she sings there every evening for a year and a half.
In 1985, and in 1986, she was present at the festival Découvertes du Printemps in Bourges, a festival that features promising young talents. After a tour in Germany, she played the opening act for Jean Guidoni in 1990. It was at this time that she had a meeting with Pierre Philippe. She received the grand prix de la chanson française at Sarrebruck.
In 1991 she published her first album, “Que Tal?”. She received a nomination for the award of “Victories of Music” (“Victoires de la Musique”) in 1994, and received the prize of “revelation of the year” at the same awards in 1997.
After her fifth album, “Assassins sans couteaux” (Assassins without knives) in 1998. She appeared at l’Olympia for the first time in 1999 for six days, and again for two days in 2005.
Her current artistic merits includes seven albums and the medal of Chevalier des Arts et Lettres. Juliette is one of the most original and important voices of today’s french music.
She hosts a radio show at the France Musique station, called “Juliette” or “La clef des sons”. Every Sunday, she presents a selection of eclectic and diverse music, from pop to classical, according to her mood.
Oooops …. forgot !!
this is her black music
#2 – Hoodies
#3 – Crime
#4 – Not working; chillin’
#5 – Orange soda
Of course you like anal sex.
No surprise there. Guess you’re one of those “down low” brothers? Hey — when you drink a lot of brandy and King Cobra after you leave the club, a hole is a hole, right?
Fortunately it ensures stupid negros like you will not reproduce.
Gotta love the irony: The only thing your race does well — besides park cars at state fairs and football games — is reproduce, and you can’t even do that.
Classic.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the trailer park to whip up some meth and fuck my cousin, and then it’s off to the swamp to shoot some gators.
I love how you refer to me as the “stupidior” race.
Genius.
Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle…..nevermind.
See you at the next Mensa meeting, holmes.
Fo sho.
So…..”oh god”……..what is a “half formed pseudo profundity” in this case? Is it otherwise sometimes called a query of questionable merit? Are they only able to be half-formed in the environ of one’s ass? Are they fully formed outside of one’s ass? Can there be a cross-over of the two? (a half formed both inside and outside) (a fully formed both outside and inside).
Try to be a little more clear with the whys of your wishes. It’s really not enough to say “pull your head out of your ass”. It’s so vague.
You’d like me to stop talking and you yourself don’t want to talk other than to say pull my head out. That leaves me reading Christian’s writings……. Shall I go buy the book also? Please let me know. I don’t want to assume anything. Talk loud so I can hear you. Things are a bit muffled.
I have a theory. Check the radio that is still blaring while the car is a crumpled mess and strobe lights are circling. That is the music the driver really listens to. Mine (an old white lady) would be jazz nine times out of ten. Gotta watch pouring that glass of wine while driving.
I enjoy your antropol0gical work on White People. It is always entertaining even when off the mark.
So what, by overanalyzing my statement (which meaning of you most likely heard loud and clear), you’re hoping to overpower me with your intellect? Well, I think it worked. Or perhaps you’re teaching me a lesson in clarity? Point taken, I’ll admit that I used nineteen words (unless pseudo-profundities is one word, in which case eighteen) where two (“shut up,” just to be clear) would have done just as well. But if that’s the case, you’re guilty of the same crime-you would have probably been better off with a simple “say what you mean,” or maybe a “put up or shut up.” I sense that you’re also trying to defend yourself by turning my “pseudo-profundities” into your “query of questionable merit,” but that doesn’t come across too well because all you’re really doing is asking me questions that I can’t answer.
Put simply, I think you’re trying too hard to say something of meaning without realizing that your meaning gets lost in the attempt.
Oh I just thought of something, wouldn’t it be funny if I wasn’t the same ‘Oh God’ as the one who posted last night? Or what if I decided to post a response to this as Opalintj and then carried on an argument with myself? I would get a kick out of that. Or if the two posts by Opalintj were by two different people, the second merely someone who wanted to defend the first from an unfair attack? I would have just wasted a whole bunch of time explainng myself. Thanks a lot, jerk.
“According to the Nation of Islam (NOI), Yakub (also spelled Yacub or Yakob), was a scientist responsible for creating the white race (including Jews) — a race of devils, in their view.
Yakub created white people by a process of grafting the “black ” to a “white” from the original black population of the world.
According to the Autobiography of Malcolm X, all the races except the black race were by-products of Yakub’s work.
It took 600 years for Yakub and his successors to fully whiten his creations.
This was achieved under a despotic regime on the island of Patmos.”
Racial mythology and pseudo-science works both ways.
PS… I suggest you take a good long look at what real “Caucasian” people look like. Same with true “Aryans”.
I’m sure you’re neither. 😦
James, contact between Africans and Europeans date to centuries before the trans-atlantic slave trade.
In fact, Gerald Massey – one of the foremost Egyptologists – asserted that 90% of the river and road names in England can actually be traced to the Nubian empire.
And let’s look at your classical Greek civilization. You may know that the Greek gods retired to Ethiopia to regain their strength. You did know that didn’t you?
James, the African is your father.
This one might have been to much of a stretch to be funny.
I’m not trying hard at all! It doesn’t do no good.
I like words. Even if you couldn’t answer my questions you could propose a few ideas of response instead of being mean. You have made it up to me though.
How do you know you’re not really me? Where is the lightswitch? It smells funny.
Boom shakka lakka lakka
haha this one is hilarious! but it should be noted that many white people have already realized this and have become obsessed with Lil Wayne in an attempt to reverse the trend.
Welcome back, your giving yourself alil too much credit dont ya think. I know you do meth but you dont hold the mental capibility to make the stuff. It involves science and brain power something that you dont have. I see your a glutton for punishment huh, you had to go straight to the dumb mans ace card huh, ignorant racial slurs. I bet your soo jealous of those big black negros for their ability to actually be able to attract a female mate so that procreation can happen. Unfortunately for you, the only offspring that will come from the palm of your hand will be “sticky fingers”. LOL, you are a total loser. Ha Ha Ha. It must really get your goat to know that you just keep getting your ass handed to you by a BROTHA, its ok, your not the first bigot asshole i had to put in place and you wont be the last. It must also piss you off that everytime you look at a woman of any ethnicity, she may have been done by a big black brotha. Basically, its none of your beeze wax what my favorite position is, Im not going to give you something to fantisize about tonight in your lonely pathetic chair, but atleast i dont have CHIN NUTS, Oh, in other words. A big dick in your mouth!!!!!!!
Since you had trouble comprehending LOL, I certainly should have known better than to expect you to get “stupidior”. I just joined stupid (which is you) and superior (which your not) together and tada, there you go. You say ” we are good for is parking cars…..” well at least we own cars unlike losers like you who use your feet all day. You must not have a life, where can you find the time to worry about what black folks are doing anyways. Come on,,, you can tell me. Secretly , you want to be a nigga dont ya. Good looks, big dick, screwing white women, driving cadillacs , eating fried chicken and watermelon. You can only dream of it. NOPE, all you got is your busted up chair and a hate for blacks. Its ok, you will be alright. Take your ass back to the trailer, along with your right hand girl friend and deal with it. Oh Yeah, incase you didnt get the memo, there is a black man in the white house. I know you just love that dont you. Now BOY, mind your manners and stay in your place. Dont make me have to tell you again SON.
Now put alil love in your heart HOMO!!!!!!
🙂
Unfortunately Jennifer, your obsessions are NOT prominent among the majority of white persons…..I am quite surprised that a person from Indiana (the birthplace of the KKK), would be interested in ethnomusicology……I am surprised but pleased…
I live in DC and I visit the Smithsonian often….I also have tons of CDs produced by the Smithsonian Folkways Recordings….If you stick with your studies, you will find out how diverse american music is, and you will also find out how much history has been hidden and ignored when it comes to the origins of a lot of musica americana……Race and socio-economic conditions play a major part in this hidden history (from african american bluesmen (and women!) to the music of the Appalachian Mountains)
You have a good start with your particular curiosity for ragtime…. hopefully, this will begin a long love affair with MUSIC in general for you…starting with ‘american’ music…and expanding out to World music…..
Good Luck…
fuck lil wayne
Boy under the desk, I see your still up to your shinanigans again. Trying to make yourself feel better about yourself talking about black people. Havent you learned your lesson yet SON, its not nice to talk about people. Just because you see one of your lil insignifigant buddies talk stupidity dont mean i gave you permission too. Lets think what poor white trash like you and fuck you like;
1. screwing first cousins. got to keep it in da family huh
2. picking on other people because you dont have anything going for yourself.
3. not working either, you must be mad that a black man is qualified than you. I heard about the janitor job you applied for but didnt get because you were not qualified.
4. welfare, dont get it twisted now. minorities are not the only ones utilizing the system.
5. sheep, you better leave them alone, your right hand is starting to get jealous.
6. crime, thats universal. unfortunately, there are some dumb black folks in jail just like there are some dumb white folks too. Screw them all. And for the record, you will be back in soon to reunit with your boyfriend.
I like our little list we made. As for your crackhead buddy, he is right. blacks do like crack, so that it can be sold to poor white trash like yourselves who have no life.
Well kids, whats the lesson today, if you do drugs, you will call yourself FUCK YOU, a name of champions im sure, I bet his two dads proud of him, and you will be a lonely bigot asshole like boy under the desk. Meth kills too, right b.u. d, we discussed that earlier. Well ladies, im done with you two. I have better things to do with my time like rearranging my sock drawer. Its more mentally stimulating.
now,
put alil love in your hearts bitches.
🙂
Damn, I’m whiter than I thought.
I’m white and I love funk. There I said it, let the ridicule begin.
You’re a complete dolt
Hey, being a janitor is hard work. Not everyone’s up to the task.
Damn, this describes me perfectly. I love Ice Cube or Snoop or whatever from 1997 but it would have scared me or something at the time. I am white, by the way.
The jazz part of this article is pretty off. It’s wrong and borderline offensive to say that white people have been keeping jazz on life support for a long time. Making a statement like that completely ignores and disrespects Joshua Redman, Christian McBride and other black jazz giants of the modern era. Anyway, that part of the article was one of the few more ignorant and off base posts on what is a generally awesome website.
I may not always agree or disagree with what is said in this blog but I think it’s enternaining as hell!! I live in Naples, Florida (I’m from Dayton, Ohio) and I see a lot of the things discussed in this blog. Funny as hell!!
Lighten up; life is too short. I’m black and I don’t like crack.
Straight from the bottle; werd. I could chill with this person.
hipsters.
I realize that this is an uber (perhaps even uberest) white person comment to make, but check your grammar in the first paragraph……”because white people are work tirelessly to…” are work?
PS: I love this blog and also would love for you to write something about people who say “Cheers” all the time!
observation: white people say “that’s the realest dude, ever” or some shit like that when talking about any black male.
I love that only the superior-level white people have the mastery of white-irony (where you pretend to criticise white people to negotiate your guilt and confusion about your own identity)
the one’s that miss it are hilarious, but not the main game. I love the one’s who get it most like me. (check my fixed-gear bike, organic vegetable coop, obama-supporting, hip-hop ‘digging’, italian speaking, gradschool attending, white arse if you want to know…)
good work to all concerned.
The fella who put this thing together is, of course, the whitest of the white, because he turns this white-irony into cash-money (buy the book folks, give it to your white friends), and ’street cred’.
ultimate.
#6- watermelon
#7- ugly white girls
ya’ll are annoying white beatches.
zip it fools.
some of u are legible.
but there are too many psuedo intellectuals among you including the blacks that read and post pretentious commentary.
fucking annoying.
yes, rap is poetry with a groove.
yes, whites high up on the evolutionary scale do their grocery shopping where the stuff is highest quality because they need air to breath and food as sustenance.
Yes they wear cardigans because the latter are easy on the eye…
beatches
having said that, u all need to do a cleansing to help you think clearly and then post… by the way d sedarsi does rock
When I was in the ATL my ignorance of this rapper called ‘Nas’ induced some ridicule from these black girls. I tried to defuse their scorn by mentioning that I enjoyed rap music cause I listened to a station called 95.5. They laughed even more….
I don’t really think that radio station was so different from their “black” one except that they had white DJs, but essentially, they played the same stuff…..
Don’t know what point I’m trying to make….
I love how black people are “the blacks” and yet white people are “whites”. Why shouldn’t black people be entitled to post pretentious commentary? Why the incredulity? Are you upset that black people are capable of writing more intelligent and substantial comments than yourself, ‘white pride’.
Or they just so happen to enjoy the music. This site builds white people of as the most annoying, pretentious fuckwads on the planet. I just listen to music I enjoy, regardless of who else likes it.
louiecoolgato, I love your logic!!
lorelei :
any authentic black who does not speak in ebonics is pretentious
There are many genres in every community regardless of color.
There are those in the black community that attempt to mold themselves into whitey.
This is probably true of those who visit this satirical site and post serious responses ala psuewedo intellectual idiots…with spotless grammer but otherwise humdrum response
Zen Wizard, if you want to know about some ‘cool white guys’ who were deep into 50s R&B….so deep that they wrote some of the all time great R&B 50s classics….
just look up Leiber and Stoller….
This comment almost makes a valid point but I remember listening to an interview Lander did on NPR. He had said he made this site to poke fun at stereotypes. I like that. Stereotypical notions are alive in every culture and subculture. Since the world is obsessed with the false notion of ‘race’ and stereotypes, this site does well.
My guy and a bunch of his white buddies are in a funk band. I’ve heard “Pass the Peas” more times than even a white woman should have to endure.
Aw, who am I kidding? I love the funk, too. LOL.
This is freakin’ histerical! I love that wherever you fall on this issue, you are made the fool by this post; fueling this guy’s fire. Brilliant!
Dammit! Now I have even more to feel guilty about: enjoying music played by real musicians
Here’s something else white people like along a similar line:
White people like it when minorities make fun of their own culture.
How about “Anything obscure. Ever.” Even if it’s popular NOW, it was once obscure, and oh my God I love telling people stuff they don’t know about.
To the person who mentioned the Jamaican comment earlier, that reminded me something from the weekend: white fratboys that love to sing Bob Marley, most notably “No Woman, No Cry.” Whenever I hear a fratboy sing that song, I ask them if they have a clue about what it means. I have yet to receive a coherent answer.
On a side note to my fellow whities, it’s fine if you like listening to black music, but don’t think you’re cool because you do it.
Jazz, ah that’s music.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
most black people love rock and roll, white man music! some are straight up about it others are closet listners! I guess rapping about botty and bling gets to be old even to real black people! go figure!!
tell me the name of any culture not built out of slavery ?
Album playing while reading: Dr. Octagonecologyst
How come you did not post my comment form Nov 21st?
#120
Always making Starbucks their first official visit in a new city.
You really hit the nail on the head with this one– I listen to all three, including an extra you forgot…FUNK. More white kids listen to Funk than black kids in my school.
That picture of all those white kids bouncing to De La Soul at Pitchfork made me laugh for at least 5 minutes.
one more thing, the last paragraph is hilariously accurate
What’s funny is, Rick Rubin, and lots of black people, are into Johnny Cash. When The Man In Black plays, everyone listens.
Rereading some of these posts……. Wow, when I took a glance more than a few days ago, it wasn’t so bad……..and now this crazy stuff. Shame on both of you bad (shut your mouths). Spiralling down into the pits. I might be more angry at the guy in the chair because he is fairly evil, but enigma is getting pretty ugly too. I do think it’s the right thing to insert a strong objection to this guy in a chair’s hideous racism but I don’t think I’m going to let enigma’s disgusting behavior slide either. Aw, geesh, what ugliness.
I guess it’s intense here because music is so personal and yet it gets sold to just ANYONE with money for the jukebox. Hell, I don’t know.
I want to say “black music” is my music too, because it was playing out the radio when I was a teenager cruising at the mall young and so alive and innocent……… but maybe not everyone thinks I deserve such a fine thing. I know a good thing when I hear it no matter what continent or culture it comes from. But maybe someones think I have taken too much of the stuff that floats to the top. Maybe someone wants to shut me outside while they dance inside.
It might have been my fiftieth I’m thinking….a few years ago celebrating my birthday with the free birthday dessert at one of the chain restaurants that don’t suck so much……..had a handsome black waiter, probably a college student. He asked me what I was going to do next to celebrate and I told him I might go out dancing so I could shake it like a polaroid picture. I said it prim and proper like I usually talk. He sure did a step back and double take, laughed and asked if I had a younger woman hiding inside me.
Well yes I do. I have decades worth of music in me too. When I was a child I wore my father’s records out. I waltzed with the broom and the blue danube. Polkaed with I don’t want her you can have her, she’s too fat for me. Old man river, he just keeps rollin. (sang it hanging upside down in a tree looking at the creek) After the ball is over……..after the break of day (dawn?)……. Big rock candy mountains. And I keep hearing something a lot in my memory like a xylophone………I see the black man on the album cover but I can’t remember his name. I think it was forties music but I don’t know what it’s called.
And I remember my old man and me sitting on a roof, shingling it together when I was a teenager…….and he’s singing “Will it go round in circles? Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?” My life was (is) always accompanied with music……like a movie soundtrack.
Well you want to make sure I give credit to the black or african influences of whatever music I’m listening to and don’t just take it with no gratitude? Don’t you worry. Not everyone is as careless as the white people Christian writes of.
Did Germans bring the accordian to the Mexicans? It sure sounds like maybe they did……… How much did the French influence Vietnamese cooking?
I like music that nobody listens to anymore. But then too……..who is this Timbalake fellow that Chris Cornell is teaming up with? I wonder about the new direction……..I’ll always have the old CC……..and what will the new be like? WORTH WAITING FOR I am hoping.
since when…exactly…was Rick Rubin black?
Having never been as desperate as you to suck up to Black people by displaying how much I empathize with them, I’ve no idea what the song is about. I’ve always assumed that it was a song about someone parted from his beloved in some kind of prison. In which case it clearly falls within the subject range of traditional European folk music. I enjoy it at that level. I have no need to look for an understanding that can be utilized to bolster my “right on” credentials. Good luck with your credibility quest though!
Wow! Yet another musical genre that only White people listen to. Only White people listen to Blues, Jazz, Classic Hip Hop, Funk, Heavy Rock, Synth, Folk and classical music. Where does that leave Black people? What Lander and his legion of “me too” comment posters are really saying is that Black people only listen to commercial music of the moment. That Black people listen to music without discernment or taste and are the dupes of the corporate promotion machine. Any intelligent Black person should be insulted by this blog.
The only thing I can think of that would be remotely as funny would be legions of soberly dressed Blacks politely applauding at a Nigel Kennedy performance. I’m not holding my breath.
He is Jewish, so until “Stuff White People Like” includes chicken soup and chopped liver he sure as hell ain’t white by Lander’s standards.
beethoven was mixed race.
I loved the Blues in the 60’s, when I lived near Chicago and could go hear the greats in person. Now it no longer interests me.
Actually, very few Blues songs from Son House to Jimi Hendrix centre around racial discrimintation, they are mostly about women….
I love Blues, Reggae and Soul and R&B, any non-metal related rock-band revolves around those types of music. Jazz however is music without soul, and never went anywhere besides newer forms of Jazz itself. I hate it when people put Blues and Jazz in the same boat, it’s like how the term classic rock encompases both Black Sabboth and The Mama’s and Papa’s, and God forbid Eric Clapton and ughh… Def Leopard.
I’m confused by this post. Is it saying that we should let music die? Some white people like hip hop and some black people like indie rock. Should they throw their albums away and go back to fitting comfortably within the stereotypes? I do agree that “old school” hip hop is better because it’s actually relevant to the world. New hip hop talks about expensive cars and hot women and what all your money gets you. Who can relate to that? What’s the point?
Dont forget Sublime…… God I hate Sublime!
Since when is rock and roll “white man music” and who are “real black people”?
This shit is so fucked up.
Plenty of PEOPLE listen to jazz, blues, old school hip hop and non-mainstream contemporary hip hop. Not just white people. But people.
This site fosters so much hate.
Why does something have to “fall in the range of traditional European folk music” for you to like it? Why can’t you take something outside of your White-centric viewpoint as valid as it is rather than equating it to something that makes sense to you? A white person who listens to Bob Marley is not “sucking up to black people to show how much they empathize with them.” Maybe to colorblind racists it is, and maybe you should get your intentions checked out. Also, why are your “credentials” more important to you than anti-racist compassion?
I will say that my tone did come off alil harsh, BUT necessay due to the ignorant tone of M.I.C. I enjoy all types of music and music to me has no color. Thank you for sharing your memories opalintj and dont let our lil spat take away from your love of music. I will strive to be a more kinder and caring enigma, atleast till provoked. Thats the best I can promise you. 🙂
This post has more holes in it that my nano cheese. Was this a draft you accidentally posted or what?
Elite?
“for called her” is a grammar error.
I’m more elite than you.
JazzBassist:
I agree lol
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Oh oh, and the proper form should be “for having called her”…yes?
“as appose to” should really be “as opposed to”
“conditionally racism” should really be “conditional racism”
Agreed.
No.
It’s a post about people who listen to music for the wrong reasons.
Chicken soup and chopped liver? OMG! Is he Chinese?
Its all well and good to judge something as being of another culture but isn’t it better that we stop judging things that way? I get it. It’s funny. And pretty true (which is scary) but at least white people have overcome their attitudes to accept and even enjoy some part of a different culture. I recently got to see Cadillac Records (comes out Dec. 5) at press screening. It’s about the rise of blues in 1950’s Chicago. Despite a star-studded cast (including Mos Def, who white people apparently love) and amazing shiny Caddy’s, the movie shows what can be accomplished by people when they embrace different cultures instead of reject them merely on the basis of being different.
PS-White people would love this soundtrack, action packed with old school blues like Muddy Waters, Chuck Berry, and Etta James.
“Why does something have to “fall in the range of traditional European folk music” for you to like it?”
It doesn’t have to, but it’s more likely to appeal to me when I can reference it to something I am familiar with. That’s called the availability heuristic. I am taking issue with the claim that I have to understand it from the point of view of a Black man. I’m not and I don’t and i don’t care. It’s a good song.
“A white person who listens to Bob Marley is not “sucking up to black people to show how much they empathize with them.”
No, but a white person who posts a comment denigrating other white people for failing to understand the song from a Black man’s point of view is, which is what I said thicko.
“Also, why are your “credentials” more important to you than anti-racist compassion”
How many ways can you misunderstand a post?
stereotypes are funny, no matter what race its about
Wow, what a stupid thing to say. I am a 52 year old white guy that has listened to and loved rap and hip-hop since its inception, going back to Sugar Hill Gang when it first came out. Before that, I enjoyed Kool and the Gang, Ohio Players, Parliament Funkadelic, De La Soul, Barry White, and all sorts of so-called “black music.” I also like classic rock and bluegrass. I’m a diverse person who loves music.
I think it’s very racist to believe that when people say they are really into something that they aren’t being genuine.
Thanks enigma. I take what I can get.
Don’t hold your breath, whatever you do ! The legions of people of all colours wearing everything imaginable by way of clothing, who threaten nightly to make the roof fall in with their screaming, whistling, roaring approval of that they have just heard…………..that’s a Nigel Kennedy performance.
Soberly dressed ? Politely applauding ? James, have you ever BEEN at a Nigel Kennedy concert ?
Don’t hold your breath, whatever you do ! The legions of people of all colours wearing everything imaginable by way of clothing, who threaten nightly to make the roof fall in with their screaming, whistling, roaring approval of that they have just heard…………..that’s a Nigel Kennedy performance.
Soberly dressed ? Politely applauding ? James, have you ever BEEN at a Nigel Kennedy concert ?
Well, as a black person, I laughed out loud at this one (forwarded to me by a white person who completely identified with the post). And by the looks of the ruffled-feather comments, I think you may just have hit a nerve.
Stuff black people like: the “stuff white people like” blog. You nailed it.
Well, as a black person, I laughed out loud at this one (forwarded to me by a white person who completely identified with the post). And by the looks of the ruffled-feather comments, I think you may just have hit a nerve.
Stuff black people like: the “stuff white people like” blog. You nailed it.
Can not express how I’ve come to grow weary of all that “Real” shit. Every. Single. Time. I mean, like do they realize how arrogant and close-minded that is? Prolly doing it purpose, can’t be helped. Thanks 4 that last part. Man, lotta people don’t realize it, but where would hip-hop be w/o Rick Rubin?
im glad we all cling to something whether it be old or not. white poeple are their strongest when they forget what they are told. black poeple the same. we are all strong when we forget all the bullshit i mean “can’t we all just get along!!!” is just another euphanism that has been shattered. the real problem is “deep within…” we are clinging to alot of bad shit we need to let go. i guess we are all living in the past.
-your white “brother…” ‘s uncle
The real reason people listen to classic hiphop is much simpler: Some of us never progress beyond the music we listened to in high school or when we last felt young. I’ve met grown men who still worship Jesus & Mary Chain for the exact same reason.
How many ways can you be colorblind?
You don’t have to understand the song “from the perspective of a black man” to read the lyrics. You are reifing racial hierarchies by claiming that the only way you can relate to a song is by approximating it to Eurocentric values.
The guy you responded to was critiquing people who appropriate reggae because they’re rich white stoners who don’t know a damn thing about what post-colonial Jamaica except for their family vacation resorts there. Which is valid.
Clearly he’s got some fucked up shit going on with that kind of language, but you should check your privilege as well, friend.
Have you, or have you just read a review written by some home counties private school girl playing at being a journalist? In the context of a classical music concert, “wearing everything imaginable by way of clothing”, means a few students dressed in a pastiche of evening dress culled from thrift shops and perhaps an exuberant pair of cords. Have you seen a disproportionate number of Black people at a Nigel Kennedy performance, or any classical, operatic, folk or medieval music performance for that mater?
Have you, or have you just read a review written by some home counties private school girl playing at being a journalist? In the context of a classical music concert, “wearing everything imaginable by way of clothing”, means a few students dressed in a pastiche of evening dress culled from thrift shops and perhaps an exuberant pair of cords. Have you seen a disproportionate number of Black people at a Nigel Kennedy performance, or any classical, operatic, folk or medieval music performance for that mater?
“Historically speaking, the music that white people have kept on life support for the longest period of time is Jazz”
Funny! I just saw a Mozart performance on Sky Arts and was recently listening to Canteloube on BBC Radio. Apparently “Jazz” predates these two genres, or is Lander just a jackass who has found a niche market among pseudo-intellectuals?
White people are guilty of the same crime in the field of literature, preserving dinosaurs like Shakespeare and Dostoevsky.
How many ways can you be stupid?
I am not claiming that the ONLY way I can relate to this song is “approximating it to Eurocentric values”, I’m saying that this is the way that I CHOOSE to relate to it because it is more convenient for me to do so. Why do you insist that Europeans cannot be allowed to appreciate music within the frame of their own cultural reference points? Is that an example of your famous “tolerance” and “diversity”?
“The guy you responded to was critiquing people who appropriate reggae because they’re rich white stoners”
Nice theory, unfortunately there is zero evidence to support the notion that the majority of White people who like Marley are rich, or stoners. The only thing you are demonstrating is your class prejudice.
You can’t understand Reggae unless you are an underclass Jamaican, so presumably you can’t appreciate Hamlet unless you are a Dane of royal blood?
Thanks for taking the time out from your busy, important life to set me str8. Yes, upon re-reading your post I see the truth and wisdom in your screed that only the truly enlightend can behold. And as a token of my gratitude when ever I pass you or one of your ilk on the street I’ll drop a little extra change in your cup.
uh Radio?….. I think you got that last part “where would hip-hop be w/o Rick Rubin” VERY WRONG….
It is more like, where would Rick Rubin be without Hip-Hop?….since when does the promoter become more important than the artist?
If there weren’t any music to promote, than there would not be any promotor.
Steve, the more correct word is ‘bigoted’, not ‘racist’…..at least in the case you are describing….
And I agree with you……no one can tell you what you like and dislike because….they are not YOU…..good points…
PS: Only white people call the music you like (Parliament, Barry White, Ohio Players, etc) BLACK MUSIC……..I know that if you’d ask any black person what they’d call this music, they WOULD NEVER say black music, but rather……DAMNED GOOD DANCE MUSIC…….
amen…..
The answer to your first question is no. Then next you weren’t writing “in the context of a classical music concert,” were you ? You were writing in the context of “a Nigel Kennedy performance.” I have attended many of these and noticed many styles of dress, including that of the principal performer himself, which could never by any stretch of the imagination qualify as “sober.” As for seeing a disproportionate number of black people…………….disproportionate to what ? I don’t see a disproportionate(?) number of black people at Nigel Kennedy’s jazz concerts either. Sorry, James………I really don’t know what you mean by “disproportionate.” The word resonates with inverted racism to me, I’m afraid.
And I still can’t imagine applying the phrase “politely applauding” to the deep-noted roar of approval that escalated into shouts, whistles, and frenzied clapping,which greeted Nigel Kennedy’s performance of Beethoven in Frankfurt last May.
pretty sure black people were singing the blues when they were enslaved by people coming from the east, looong before any Europeans showed up.
Please rename the site “Stuff YUPPIES Like”
I have always favored the Lennon sisters. What beautiful music those girls created! As for people of the “negro” persuasion,give me the Mils Brothers–tho I understand they craved white women!
I love music. I haven’t heard a single note on this website. Goodbye forever.
rofl, stuff white people do: shun this blog forever, like without their support things just crumble to dust
ROFL
I’m not sure I like this website. It’s the first time I’ve visited – and I’m all too aware [from the blog title alone] that it’s meant to be controversial.. but honestly. Saying black people aren’t into jazz and blues… really? I mean, how many black people do you know? Do you know more black people than white? Does it matter? Culturally, races are mixing now – there is less of a big deal about what is ‘black’ and what is ‘white’ music. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not discounting the source of these genres, but if you knew anything about jazz in particular, you’d know that from the pretty early on (20’s/30’s) it was a mixed-race affair (both musicians and fans).
It just hacks me off to think that after all this time, some people still think that generalising is a productive activity. Sure, not all black people like jazz… but neither do white people. Sure, not all black people like the blues either, but I’ll be damned if I meet one new black or white person today that knows who Son House or Muddy Waters is. The point is, all genres of music have different fans from all different races and generations. Take me for example. I’m half British, half Thai, born in the 80’s. I like blues, jazz, psych, rock, 60’s garage.. all sorts of shit. Even though I’m half white, I still don’t understand this blog. It doesn’t make sense to me. If I were to show it to my African or West Indian friends, they would be just as confused as me with all your pigeon-holing.
Fortunately for free speech, you can have your say – and so can I.
The problem with all the farts posting is that they either dont have a sense of humor (an essential trait of all whites) and are followers not leaders.
they listen to what they do because one who does not follow and does not lead does so while thumping the nose at so called authority.
They long to identify with a group (ethnic, religious, nationality) so as not to confront the loneliness that is inevitably sensed when that association is passed.
Taste, like taste in food is not dictated by anyone else other than the connoisseur who will probably nibble at fast food yet spit it when no one is around.
Love the site! And what makes every entry even better are the comments! How many people for every comment get mad, complain, bitch about race relations, or flat out deny there are huge gapping chasms of difference between the races? It’s simply amazing. The comments remind me of all the people in grad school who were so uptight and never laughed. I’ve made it a habit to keep reading the comments until I see one where a poster is swearing they will never read this blog again. Unfortunately, this usually means I stop before I get more than 5-6 comments in.
josh becomes “Dr. Aloysius MacGillacuddy M.D.”
ha ha ha , what a joke ! go see one , nyou need a psychiatrist , goyim asshole!!!
Oh! the” psychiatrist” who craves asian pussy , the kkk piece of shit !!!
Dude, you are reading way too much into this……don’t let this stuff make you think about things that’s not worth thinking about…..namely, skin color and how it supposed to be a representation of some kind of individual CULTURE…
First, this guy who writes this blog is Canadian!….not many west Indians, Africans, or many people of color in general live in Canada anyway…..so he is going by what he has experienced with his group of friends and what sees…. fortunately, the sample group that he base his conclusions are very small in number.. …..so his basis for all of these blogs is OPINION….just his opinion….
And like you said, fortunately for free speech, he can say these things….
the problem arises when his words, or any other bloggers words, are taken at face value and applied to oneself…..no one can pigeon-hole you unless you let them….and unless you identify yourself with a certain group, like say…….the all encompassing ‘white people’, then you are setting yourself up for confusion…
The basic foolishness that you are reading is coming from people who think that their identity is wrapped up in their skin color……the white (skinned) people culture……I am guessing that the author of this blog KNOWS THIS and he gets immense humor reading all of the blogs from people who say that ‘what is written on these blogs is soooo me!’……He (the author) knows that the words ‘white people’ will keep the foolishness going because unfortunately, there are too many white people who buy into that notion of white culture, which at times, lead to thoughts of white superiority……which is a notion of thought that is way too prevalent in American society today.
Keep liking what you like in terms of music….no one can tell you what you are and what you like unless you let them…
In reply to louiecoolgato, canada is not a predominately white society. We actually pride our selves in being multicultural. Anyways, just relax all, this is just to have fun.
I wonder if there’s a difference in this in various parts of the country. From my experience, I’ve found a lot of white people in the South who are under 35 seem to be into hip hop, rap, reggae even more.
Which kind of surprised me…
Mr. Music Knowledge, everybody knows who Son House and Muddy Waters are. Get over yourself.
How about Ted Taylor
Hibs, I forgot to mention how multi cultural Canada is….I was not trying to knock your great country….afterall, it was the place most african americans went to first when they could not take the racism of the US….
thanks for pointing this out……
And not to worry, I am having fun…..BUT….i won’t let ignorant statements go unchallenged…..
There is NO HUMOR in ignorance…..
thanks….
Dude –
It seems that, unfortunately, you’re not actually in the audience for this blog, despite being half-white. What you don’t understand, and what it is necessary to read between the lines to see, is that this is a blog specifically targeting the suburban/urban affluent yuppie-inclined post-Boomer white people. In the world of these particular white people, this blog really resonates. This particular post, on music, does a better job than many of the posts on this blog at exposing the pseudo-intellectual inquiries that this sort of white person is constantly making of the world that s/he lives in. The irrelevant black music is part of a really half-baked bid for integrity, authenticity, and identity, all of which this white person has sort of decided that s/he needs, but isn’t sure how to get. If you aren’t asking yourself any of the typical questions that this particular white person is asking, then that’s fine, but it also means that you can’t get it. And I think you realize that.
Also: you seem quite intent on pointing out factual inaccuracies in the post. This is totally pointless. In fact, factual inaccuracies further underscore the point of the entire blog, which is to demonstrate the misguidedness of the various imperatives that this brand of white person has developed for him/herself. If white people think they are listening to authentic black music because it’s not hypercommercialized, and then it turns out that back in the day it was hypercommercialized, and not only that but white people played it, then it totally thwarts what they were going for. See?
This website has crushed my soul
Thanksgiving! overeating, pretentious conversation, pretentious wines, oversized men playing ball and feigned friends with cantankerous family
‘Gimme Gimme that cake’..words from the Average White Band great tune, CUT THE CAKE
PASS THE PEAS….done by the JBs (James Brown band)……
Both tunes were/are great 70s R&B tunes……
Dude (SWPL), just roll with it. Put on some NWA or BB King, grab some hummus and plan next summer’s trip to South Carolina. Better yet, check to see if On Demand has an Welcome Back Kotter or House Party available.
You are an idiot. It is a joke, get the sand out of your vagina and make me a sandwich bitch
“goyim asshole!!!”
I see Jewish racism is alive and well then.
NEW POST ALREADY!
The comments are as good as the website itself. Amazing.
First of all folks, relax, okay?
“White” here means trendy, pretentious, usually Left wing yuppie types.
And it’s perfectly named. If he called it anything else “What yuppies like” “What Liberals Like” “What Pretentious Urban Flakes Like” it just wouldn’t make the point.
Example:
Who is more popular even today? Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier?
Ali of course, but why? Because trendy white people in the media made him part of an ideological cause.
Ali, the barely-black kid from a middle class neighborhood in Lousiville.
As opposed to Joe Frazier. A fully black man from the deep South who had lived the full black experience, coming of age amidst real racism, and rising above it as a sports superstar.
But Ali was going to be drafted, and so he got caught up with the anti-war movement, and tada!, he’s the Greatest!
Ali, Halle Berry, Obama, . . . you want to know what “white” people think of minorities? Google some of Joe Biden’s comments about Barak before he was the VP.
jesus christ you’re gay
LOL….Ali???…barely Black??….in 1950s-1960s America???
….”trendy white people in the MEDIA made him PART of an ideological cause??”…
Ray G, you had better READ UP on Ali again….He had an ideological cause BEFORE ANY WHITE MEDIA, OR WHITE PEOPLE IN GENERAL bothered to jump on HIS BANDWAGON…..and for a guy to be BARELY BLACK, it made no difference to all those white racists he encountered…he was still black enough to be treated as badly as any darker skinned person….
Hmmm….now why did Ali say he threw his gold medal into the river after he got home?….nothing changed in terms of his dealing with white racism….
hmmm…now where were all these white supporters when he had his first heavyweight match with Sonny Liston??….Angelo Dundee and maybe Howard Cosell…but the rest of white america? to them he was a uppity, loudmouth…..
hmmm…where were white people when Ali refused to fight in Vietnam?…The Heavyweight champ of the world refusing to fight because, as he said, “he had nothing against those people…it’s the racist whites here in america (he had issues with)” and almost in unison (1966-67) white folk called him every name in the book, and stripped his belt, and took his passport….it wasn’t until a full TWO years later when, what you call, “trendy white people in the MEDIA” jumped on HIS BANDWAGON and used HIM to make a point against the war…but during those two years, he was struggling to make a living…and he was an outcast in White society…
Meanwhile, Joe Frazier and George Foreman rose up to be the darlings of boxing and white folk…
what you are talking is revisionist history when speaking about Ali….He is called the Greatest because NO ONE IN ANY SPORT has ever sacrificed the peak years of their respective sport for a ‘righteous cause’….Ali was the best fighter never to be seen in his prime (1966-1970)…all because he would not fight ‘a white man’s war’….and for that civil disobedience, they stripped him of his livelihood…..
and inspite of this….he came back and STILL became one of the greatest boxers who ever lived….PAST his prime!!
PS: non-whites don’t have to google anything to find out what what whites think of minorities….we live around enough of them to know what they think, and say about minorities….
nothing that we have not heard before in the past four centuries….
“He is called the Greatest because NO ONE IN ANY SPORT has ever sacrificed the peak years of their respective sport for a ‘righteous cause”
You are full of shit as usual. “No one” except people like Joe Louis, Tony Zale, Marcel Cerdan and the literally hundreds of boxers and sportsmen who suspended their careers to serve in WWII. Ali is unique only in that his lacuna was the result of NOT serving his country. Cassius Clay gave up a few years of his career. Thousands of Americans gave up their lives, their limbs and their sanity in Vietnam, but you think that Ali made the greater sacrifice? You’re not the brightest bulb in the box are you?
Maybe it’s time you began to reflect upon why these negative impressions persistently follow your ethnic group?
“White” here means trendy, pretentious, usually Left wing yuppie types”
Cheers Ray! I’m now comfortable with using the “N” word again. After all, I’m only referring to gangsters, pimps, welfare bums and felons. If anyone is offended I’ll refer them to your posts.
Comparing the word ‘white’ to the “N” word is like comparing a steak knife to clove of garlic.
The website should be dubbed stuffpinkpeoplelike because if you look at your skin shade you will notice it is not white but as mentioned above.
The site is offensive because it means that pink folks are monochromatic ala white.
some are tanner than others so it should be named stuffbeigepeoplelike.
And comparing “white trash” and “trailer park trash” to the “N” word is like comparing a steak knife to a steak knife. The term used to denigrate Black people is totally and emphatically unacceptable. The two term used to denigrate white people are perfectly acceptable, and will in fact raise a cheap laugh in polite society, and the reason for that is that racists like Lander make mocking people because of their European origins acceptable.
How many times have you heard Britney Spears called white or trailer park trash? But do you think that anyone would dare to call Whitney Houston a dumb “N” bitch? The only standard the gibbering baboons of the liberal intelligentsia have left is the double standard.
The “N” word denigrates an entire race (ie. rascist). The term “trailer trash”, while bigotted (and I understand that if you’re an Apalachian American, James, you might be personally offended by this term), is not denigrating an entire race. It’s denigrating a subsection of a whole. That doesn’t make it right to use the term, but the two terms are not comparable, IMHO. “Cracker” denigrates the entire white race.
Either way, does your point even apply to this blog? Lander never uses the term “white trash”, or “cracker”.
Uh…excuse me, but once again you MISSED MY POINT James…
Joe Louis, Tony Zale and Marcel Cerdan fought in A RIGHTEOUS WAR AGAINST EVIL, whereas you will find it very difficult to call the Vietnam War RIGHTEOUS, or even necessary………
While I am NOT saying that the veterans of the Vietnam War are NOT true, brave soldiers……THEY DID HAVE A CHOICE TO GO OR NOT TO GO…..choosing NOT to fight (consciensus objector status) was a real option…..ESPECIALLY FOR AFRICAN AMERICANS…and most african americans would NOT have gone if they had another option from the poverty and racism they were suffering at the time……at least in Vietnam, you had a gun to protect yourself from the Viet Cong…AND the racists who fought beside you….
Ali made good sense…why fight against a small country (which were NOT a threat in any way to America) for a country that did not treat you as an equal?…….He sacrificed a lucrative career at the prime of his life to make a STATEMENT ABOUT AMERICAN RACISM AND HYPOCRISY over an unjust war and how they treated their own people…..And guess what? It was at a time when he had literally no whites supporting him, and he stood up in the FACE of the racist system so ALL THE WORLD could see……I will state again….
“He is called the Greatest because NO ONE IN ANY SPORT has ever sacrificed the peak years of their respective sport for a ‘righteous cause.”
As for your statement about the sacrifice many made in Vietnam, you are correct on all points…..BUT….even though all that blood had been shed, THE REASON for that bloodshed in Vietnam was a WASTE…..as time has shown…..Ali eventually was called the greatest because he KNEW this all along and he made a PERSONAL SACRIFICE here in the US (racists of the day threatened his life all the time….which is like living in a war zone in his own country…..and i do not have to give you the numerous incidences of VIOLENCE AND RACISM perpetrated by whites on blacks during that time, do I?…
Sometimes James, you have to take off your sunglasses in the room to see the real brightness of the bulb…..and it would help if you stop looking for brightness in a box full of bulbs….the last time i checked….uh….a lamp causes the bulb to brighten?…..
turn on a lamp and educate yourself sometime…..
Uh, excuse me James……but why should I reflect upon why ‘negative impressions persistently follow my ethnic group?’…..I already KNOW why……But since I am not white, I cannot tell you the reason why white people such as yourself tend to hold on to these ‘negative impressions’….
I have an idea, but I will let you tell me…..since you are a member of your particular ethnic group (I am speaking in terms of the world……whites are the smallest group in terms of numbers if you go by the white racist standard of studying people by “race”)…
Now I can tell you why MY ethnic group have ‘persistent negative impressions’ on your group…..but they are too numerous to write……YOU PEOPLE (the ones who think like you) have too many issues to point out…..
Willy, you are my POSTER CHILD for IGNORANCE today…..pat your stupid, empty head in congratulations, son…..
They are, in a de facto sense, race specific insults based on stereotypes. You are quibbling about how many angels can dance on a pin head. Lander’s blog is an insidious Fabian attack on the whole concept of the validity of whiteness. Underclass whites can be attacked with fairly open contempt. More successful whites are, for the time being, merely subject to ridicule. This understanding (or misunderstanding) of whiteness paves the way for Jewish fair weather whites like Noel Ignatiev to call for the “abolition of the white race”, for Susan Sontag to call white people the “cancer of history” and for racist Blacks like Kambon to openly demand that white people be “exterminated of off the face of the planet”. None of these sinister claims is taken very seriously because people like Lander prime people to believe that “being offended” is a “white thing”. I’ve as much right to be offended by Lander’s blog as blacks were by Don Imus’s recent comment, and I have the right to expect that Lander will be treated the same way as Imus was. That’s called a level playing field.
“White” here means trendy, pretentious, usually Left wing yuppie types”
Uh – well, that would not describe me. Born and raised in the south, with LOTS of black music, including all the soul music of the 50’s and 60’s, I never once have gone to a jazz or blues club. I HAVE gone to some really cool black backwoods haunts where real blues is played, and real soul music as well. Once you’ve heard the real thing, all that commercial crap doesn’t ever compare. Real blues is made up on the spot, one man, one guitar, four chords, one painful outpouring of emotion. THAT is the blues.
I get really tired of being lumped in with the people described above. I have never been, nor will I ever be, one of those people. I’ve been described as a black person with white skin. And I hate Shiraz. Give me some good Jamaican sorrel wine any day over that bottled shit they sell in the grocery store.
Louiscoolgato is the white guy that this entire website refers to.
If a black man called you “white trash”, observers would definitely say that some sort of racism was involved. “White trash”, when used by other whites, is “classist” at best. Not racist.
And again, you’ve compared a situation where a white has insulted blacks to a white who pisses some whites off (like you James) . Do you really think a white guy’s right to be offended by another white guy is comparable to Don Imus’ comment to those of members of another race (especially blacks in the U.S.)? 🙂
On the contrary, I am definitely NOT WHITE….but you can try and guess again…
i guess Mr. Ray G. is not used to articulate persons of color….he assumes that I am white……LOL….
Not all us black folk are the stereotype yous imagine Missa Ray….
HA. HA. HA.
And Louie misses the entire point – Again – that this website isn’t about white people at all.
It’s about pretentious, arrogant Left wing types, of which you are one with gold stars, and bonus points.
No one has commented on whether your articulate or not. You’re not, btw, as much you think, but you tend towards the pedantic. Very annoying, and very arrogant. Hallmarks of the “white” yuppie class who assume so much, but know so little.
Nassim Taleb calls it epistemic arrogance. I love that.
In your search to be well spoken black man, you should look up “inductive logic.”
Think of deductive logic as starting at the broad base of an inverted pyramid. You have a relatively broad base of information, and you whittle down to a single conclusion or truth.
What you engage in is the opposite. It’s inductive. You start at the point of a normally situated pyramid of knowledge. You begin with one bit of information. From there you speculate more and more broadly, presumably filling in the blanks of the unknown, but you’re still speculating, . . . . and usually wrong.
Once again, YOU MISS MY POINT!…..
your words, and i quote, “Louiscoolgato is the white guy…”
and I appropriately answered your statement with a statement of fact…..
THINK. BEFORE. YOU. WRITE.
geez……
the pink folk are all different despite their appearances.
they are as versatile as their shades of skin.
btw, what kinda brownish types read this site?
maybe like… the token black anchors from fox?
that would be fitting if the chosen ones from that network (picked as a sign of diversity) would study the stuff all whites like.
They seem like black kens and barbies which is kinda funny.
It is kinda weird to think in terms of color when potus doesn’t appear white
By the way, a person who accuses others that they ‘think too much’ usually do not do much thinking of their own….
you know Ray, you are really showing your true nature….I see that you have not attacked my equally wordy opponent in intellectual battles here, James…..I see that you are of the school of thought as Mr. James…….
Always missing the point due to trying to make your own point…at least I ADDRESS what is written to me….as for you, you just run on with this ….inductive logic gobbledygook, all the while not answering the questions asked of you…..
If you want to play with the big boys and talk the talk, the least you could do is answer the questions asked of you to make the debate interesting….save the inverted induction stuff for your logical thinking class……a class that you may have to study harder in……
James you are a complete BORE. I am sick of your agenda. This website makes many people laugh and I would appreciate it if you took your buzz kill somewhere else. I would hate to party with you because I’m sure you are the guy who kills the mood every time. James in fact I find you so boring that if you leave your email address I will Paypal you $50 to never post here again.
For the record, my speculation, as you call it Ray, has been quite accurate…..if you would read the stuff that people write, THEN read my replies, it would be common sense to any reader that it is not I, who is/was the problem, but rather, your so called liberal/conservative/whatever white friends who insist on making ignorant statements…..
What you should be doing is criticizing some of the stupid, based on non fact, ignorant rants that have been going on this blog…
Your biggest issue with me is NOT what i am saying, but rather, how i am saying it……therein lies your conclusion that i am arrogant…
typical reaction from certain types of white folk i’ve encountered …..but I ain’t goin nowhere….as long as people like you put out statements not based on truth and fact, then i will be here to correct them and hold you accountable….
Now the easiest cure for your ailment is simple….THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE…..Heck you should be GLAD that i am here….Ha Ha Ha.
How do white people perceive flatulence?
Do they condone the activity in polite company or are they apt to take offense?
If one white person deems it offensive does that mean others will likely do the same?
This post is for a friend who has gas and is of color and is surrounded by whites when chatting at the water cooler ext…
Should he take offense at the white people feigning offense?
Do white people ever let go amongst themselves?
Just tell it like it is-
I do have a sense of humour, it’s just that this website isn’t funny or humourous – in my opinion. The article/blog/whatever is devoid of anything that resembles funny (well, to me anyway!). Sure, it’s cynical – all the stuff about ‘real Hip Hop’ is interesting, and pretty much on point – but is still grossly innacurate. Although saying that, I don’t know what the land of Canada has to offer!
Whatever guys, if you think writing a few paragraphs is going to effectively summarise this aspect of contemporary culture – even regionally – then fine! I just don’t agree. Also if it is only regional, why is the blog called ‘Stuff White People Like’ and not ‘Stuff White People From My Town In Canada Like’? Perhaps I just don’t get it. I’ve hung around with so-called white people (and really I am one of them/you too as well as the other you know) and none of them have ever expressed such narrow minded opinions as the ones on this here blog-thang. Is that statement ok with you, white people?
Oh and by the way L. – ‘everyone’ knows who Son House and Muddy Waters are? You don’t meet many new people do you? And by people I don’t mean your right hand or girls in chat rooms. And that question is hypothetical – you don’t HAVE to answer it.
Otherwise, thanks for your efforts at getting me to understand the reasoning behind this paticular website.
I can’t believe so many people are reading this site. This is a project of Satan that distracts us from reading our Bibles.
If one is suffering of fragrant flatulence it is clear that you have demons living in your colon. Pray sinner. Pray at the water cooler, pray in the closet, and pray for a bowel detoxification program or an exorcism.
Polite whites don’t even acknowledge that they pass gas, let alone post it on the internet. Shame on you!
You guys are all lame–get a life…Happy Thanksgiving though! 😀
Ha. I’m a Chicana and could never get why white people have to listen to music that’s either really bluesy or jazzy. I have to have my pop music sounding icy and Teutonic; basically, if it sounds like a robot composed it, I’m there.
And what’s so funny is that white people will bash music minorities are actually listening to in favor of stuff that sounds just as unorganized and chaotic as blues and jazz sound to me. Look at the anti-disco brigade from the 1970s. Blacks and Latinos were all over disco, but the disco haters hated disco for not sounding like Boston or the Doobie Brothers or any other unwashed, overearnest ’70s band that attempted a Mississippi delta affectation but just sounded like noise.
Me, I’d rather have music that sounds organized and as far away from the blues/jazz trope as possible. John Foxx, Ultravox, the Berlin Blondes, Gary Numan, Naked Eyes, Vice Versa — all good examples of what I’m talking about. Even one of the greatest songs ever to come from America, A Number of Names’ “Sharevari”, has this very icy, passionless atmosphere around it, and guess what? A bunch of black teenagers from Detroit recorded that. It was the very genesis of Detroit techno, embraced by real minorities, while white people were trying to guilt themselves into getting into stuff *they* felt that “minority music” sounded like. (Bruce Springsteen is a good example here.) Hell, rap’s pioneers were completely into that icy Europeana, Gary Numan especially.
Whoever said to just enjoy whatever it is you truly enjoy is the most right on here. I have no qualms about the fact that 2/3 of my music collection originates from England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. That’s what I’m into. Multicultural teenagers rated R.E.M.’s “Radio Free Europe” especially highly on “American Bandstand” in the early 1980s. The reason for that being that it had a good beat and you could dance to it, the purest reason for liking something anyone’s ever given. Just go with the flow and don’t be hip for hipness’s sake because what’s hip today is square tomorrow, whereas if you’re genuine, that will last the test of time.
“White trash”, when used by other whites, is “classist” at best. Not racist. ”
If you call someone “Trash” you are a classist. If you call someone “White Trash”, you are a racist. What don’t you understand here?
“This website makes many people laugh”
So what? It’s not difficult to get stupid people to laugh, as legions of now forgotten comedians have proved. Just as many people laughed at Jew jokes in the pre-PC era, does that make anti-Semitism funny? If you were not an ignorant poltroon you would know that you are deploying a bogus argumentum ad populum, but you are and you obviously don’t.
BTW, $50 may be a fiscal inducement in your world, but it’s small beer to me. I am, however, a man of little principle and if you could increase that to $5,000, I might, If I needed to buy a new pair of shell cordovans, consider it. Then again I might not.
“Facts” like Black Southern Church music not being inspired by the religious traditions of the Scottish Islanders? Even when the claim is extended by Black American Professor, Willie Ruff?
http://www.freechurch.org/issues/2004/may04b.htm
#8 Big asses
#9 Coup de Villes
#10 KFC
#11 Getting paroled
#12 Menthol cigarettes
#13 Yelling at passing cars occupied by a cousin
I’m mixed-race, so I never am sure whether my agreeing with certain posts makes me more or less white. Hmm.
I do know that my dad (black) is the person that got me into blues and jazz, so there’s one exception for you. Apparently he was pretty weird and only listened to Muddy Waters and Charlie Parker in high school…
White’s loving hip-hop and jazz? Anything goes, now that we have Barack. He’ll let Israel slide on 9/11 and bailout everyone. Whites listening to black music is mandatory with Obama and why not?
Israel and 9/11, here:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=309228910&blogID=441442669
Well, okay, I am a jazz lover, I like some blues, I like some rap, and some soul…now, the real question is…What music DO black people listen to these days? It must be some real obscure genre for no one to know until it’s, shall we say, “uncool”.
-MINESWEEP
Well, there’s one thing I know about flatulence. It’s been said before, but it bears repeating…
“He who smelt it, dealt it.”
Think about that for a moment.
-MINESWEEP
black people like crank n blues
it is just their genre ala ciara and her peeps.
they have block parties where they bring their cars and just park and just blast their music from their speakers and everybody shakes their booty.
thats what these do.
white people should start doing the same.
every suburban neighborhood should take over a parking lot (lets say wallgreens or safeway) and blast their favorite songs.
suburban heaven.
White people use the term white trash to “denigrate” a class/culture among whites. They’re not “denigrating” the whole white race. They still like and love other richer whites with no problems whatsoever. What don’t you get about that, James? 🙂
There’s a clear distinction between words that denigrate a subsection of a race, and words that denigrate a race as a whole. You stated ” comparing ‘white trash’ and ‘trailer park trash’ to the ‘N’ word is like comparing a steak knife to a steak knife”. You’re wrong: they’re clearly in two entirely different classes of slur. One has a long history that started being used almost 400 years ago. The other has been used for a much shorter time. One is applied to much more people in the world than the other. If you call the term white trash racist (and it can be) than you would have to call the “N” word super racist, or uber racist.
louiecoolgato, I like what you have to say. But I believe that sampling does create new music. Who’s the arbiter of what a piece of music is? And if European composers constantly pulled motifs and phrases from each other to build new music, then I say sampling does the same.
PS to Mike H.: You obviously weren’t paying attention in your BioAnthro 101 class. I know that most students take it as an elective, rather than a major requirement, but if you had paid attention during the whole semester, you would have learned that skin color is controlled by 7 alelles on 1 gene and no anthropologist hase used that “caucasoid” classification in 75 years. Except maybe Mengele and the Nazis.
This article is so true. Indie hip-hop is essentially white music performed by “white” black guys like Del who are really just hippies themselves and are shunned by real rappers. Real rap is gangster rap, ask any black dude who grew up in the hood what he would rather listen to, 50 or heiroglyphics, and he’ll tell you 50. Indie hip hop sucks too btw. Nothing beats gangster rap. Who wants to go to a club and listen to indie garbage when you can get down to some timbaland or nas. Kanye is a strange anomaly since he fuses the two, but after his latest garbage album he has gone “white.”
White person here. This post made me rush out and buy the new Wayne, Young Jeezy and T.I c.d. Thanks SWPL! Im now superior to my fellow white people in musical taste…
I mean really? White people are the ones keeping commercial hip hop alive. Lil wayne sold 1 million copies first week because of white people, and I can prove it.
Black people, and black people alone are forced to live in poverty stricken ghetto’s and therefore cannot afford to buy any cd’s. It’s white suburban kids keeping commercial hip hop alive.
Na that was all in good fun but really I choose not listen to hip hop thats on the radio because it doesn’t appeal to me. I don’t own an guns, i’ve never sold drugs and because i’m in college I can’t afford to make it rain in the club. Oh and because I listen to hip hop that is intellectual and has meaning. Not just old school and not only made by blacks. Check out Blu’s debut album Below the Heavens. That album came out last year and it’s one of the best hip hop albums ever.
I’ve been noticing grammar issues and typos in a lot of these posts. Why not look over the entry a couple of times and make sure everything is correct? I know, I know, I’m being a stereotypical white spelling and grammar snob.
“Indie hip-hop is essentially white music performed by “white” black guys”
What the fuck is a “white black guy”? An albino? You’re talking gibberish, love.
Dude, even if this site doesn’t align with your sense of humor, it’s worthwhile from an anthropological point of view. The people described by Lander are very good at looking at other groups’ cultural traits but not particularly self-aware.
Or it’s a post observing the behaviors and rituals of White People.
James, given Elsiesca’s complete misinterpretation of your comment, perhaps a different classical musician example is in order, say Gidon Kremer or Anne-Sophie Mutter?
And Elsiesca, I tried but couldn’t help inwardly chortling seeing the words “Nigel Kennedy” and “sober” in the same post. Yes, I’m probably going to hell.
Yeah, it’s great, huh? People don’t laugh at themselves enough.
Very well thought out article–i’ll say that. But, somebody has to much time on their hands to distinguish between all this information. Whatever happen to music being the universal language? Music is music, who gives a fuck what race listens to another race’s music.
It sounded a little biased to me.
Because it’s the internet and it really doesn’t matter all that much.
I’ve been reading thru most of the comments and it seems like this isn’t a place for discussion but instead it’s a place where people flex their vocab. skills. I mean c’mon people, talk about the topic not whether they spell something correctly.
This is now about good hip hop.
Some old, some newish.
This is my first time reading this blog, but when I saw 1.sushi 2. bulldogs 3. that white people like black music that black people don’t like anymore – I knew I had found a new bookmark.
I went to see NERD, Rhianna and Kanye West this summer in CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY this summer. There was a total of 3 black people at the concert.
Yikes!
white people like sweater vests
I don’t know if this is supposed to be serious, but if it is…damn. Ignorance on display.
1.) Plenty of blacks still like/listen to/perform jazz.
2.) Most blues bands playing in local bars/clubs/studios in Memphis are are made up of black musicians.
3.) Most, and I mean 99.9%, of blues lyric content deals with the troubles of life (woman left me, got no money, death, etc), NOT just issues that speak to blacks alone.
4.) Making the statement that black people only listen to party and crunk hip-hop is racist. No opinion there, just fact.
Damn. I dunno. I want to believe this article was trying for humor and failed.
Damn.
White people LOVE mullets … check out this mini-documentary on Youtube … it’s called “Mulletude”!….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34V_9NpikFA
You are a faggot
Shut up faggot, get the sand out of your asshole
why does a black creature need validation from a white man in regards to his taste in music.
any one can make generalizations yet it does not change the fact that if you listen to jazz then you listen to jazz even if someone claims you listen to pop.
The self esteem of people of color who seem to be rediculously on the defensive needs to be assessed.
It is obsurd that a random opinion (regardless of its eloquence) would draw such a vociferous debate.
I am a very serious person and cannot take a joke
Motown music
http://www.culturallycool.com/
“‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.”
Frickin’ hilarious! Seriously!!! 😀
yawn…. haven’t looked at this site in a while. too bad, it’s tired now. we’ve moved beyond this dumb race stuff. sorry guys, you are no longer relevant.
Troll harder.
Hilarious. I noticed this.
I do not think so, however it seems to help us to understand that through humor we view our differences without prejudice.
I usually don’t do this….but….ummm….were you intentionally trying to sound intelligent by using words not commonly used in everyday language…at the same time writing “obsurd” for “absurd”, and “rediculously” for “ridiculously”?
Oh dear…and I am not sure if “black creature” is the term you want to use..black creation, maybe?
Anywho, jazz is all nice and all…yeah…
well this is a funny page.
And to anyone wondering…..THIS IS A FUNNY WEBSITE…A HUMOROUS WEBSITE…fuck! If you take it seriously, you clearly do not have a sense of humor sophisticated enough to wrap your brain around why this site exists.
Toodles.
Black people don’t listen to this music anymore? get your facts straight. It’s white people who make idiots like 50 cent hip hop moguls
White people LOVE mullets … check out this mini-documentary on Youtube … it’s called “Mulletude”!….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34V_9NpikFA
I thought you are dead PW botha!! nelson mandela and frederick de kerck shared a nobel prize!
I was upset they didn’t give you the IGNOBLE prize!!!!
Really , really upset!!!!
A nonny Mouse
“stuff that sounds just as unorganized and chaotic as blues and jazz sound to me.”!!!
Come on girl!!!
i’m speechless vis à vis this blindness !
jazz is the real classical american music!! the only one you hear in clubls in tokyo, tehran(yes iran) , stockhom, lagos and in all continents!
“I have no qualms about the fact that 2/3 of my music collection originates from England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland”
never heard the bluesy ton in Eric Clapton, Joe Cocker, Lisa Stansfield, ColdPlay ?
girl , you do have to revise your opinion!
hasta pronto!
better to hear Dan smith’s BABY GOT BOOK , a parody of Sir MIX A LOT song : baby got back
Who is nassim taleb?
moderator
I’ll try this way, hope you’ll not remove it!!
Just hear Dan smith Baby got book , a parody of Sir Mix A lot ‘s Baby got back .
From butts to the bible!!!! funny (the two versions).
Oops , moderator , you are an angel!!!
In some ways, and only in some, you are right!! james
so true, wjs!!
one thing we can cross off our list:
“white guilt”
we no longer ‘the man”
Louie and james you forgot the great ones! JOHN CARLOS and TOMMY SMITH .
In Mexico olympic games they raised their hands : Black power , and they paid A HIGH PRICE for doing so!!!
their career was broken by the stupid white establishment of those years !!
James , you are funny !!! marcel Cerdan , you don’t seem to know much about him ! let this french guy aside ! he has no racist issues with black people (like you seem to have … hope i’m wrong … correct me PLIZ!)
marcel cerdan is well known of his love-affair with singer Edith piaf (NON rien de rien , non je ne regrette rien … beautiful song!)
BTW, the white australian guy who supported them , deceased last year, they were to his burial , the three have a longtime friendship!
I see james ‘s racism is unhidden and alive!!!
“availability heuristic”
ha ha ha , what a “high” verbosity james !!!
Pity, avoid these pompous words, you are not able to use them!!
Listen folks, you need to know how the rest of the world see America, some of you are full of themselves , others aren’t . from europe, things are a little bit different … don’t you agree father james …
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What are the origins of American exceptionalism? How much of the Bush administration’s foreign policy and the temptation of imperialism can one ascribe to this belief in an America outside of the world stage? Thomas Bender, American historian, proposes a new narrative of American history in this time of change to give it back its rightful place, as a history among histories.
Thomas Bender is an American historian who teaches at New York University. His main areas of research have been American urban and intellectual history, but he has also been known for his continuing concern for the way historians and history teachers are taught, as well as for building bridges between international perspectives on global history. In 2006 he published A Nation Among Nations: America’s Place in World History, hailed as a landmark work in American historiography, in which he seeks to bring into the light the many connexions that exist between American history and other histories throughout the world so as to try and put an end to the recent revival of American exceptionalism, a defect he esteems to be inherited from the Cold War. Other famous works include New York Intellect: A History of Intellectual Life in New York City, from 1750 to the Beginnings of Our Own Time (The Johns Hopkins University Press, 1987), Rethinking American History in a Global Age, ed. (University of California Press, 2002) and The Education of Historians in the 21st century (University of Illinois Press, 2003).
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1. The American nation, globalization and multiculturalism
La Vie des Idées: In the introduction of A Nation among Nations, you write that “this book proposes to mark the end of American history as we have known it”. What are your criticisms about this “old history”? Why has American history been shaped in such a way that it now should be abandoned?
Tom Bender: Well, I think that the first thing to say is that history, as a discipline, grew up with the making of the modern nation-state, and was an agent of the state. One of its purposes as it became academicized was to create a common story that would be the foundation for national self-identity. That story seemed to me to become more obvious than it actually had been before in the 1990s, when there was all this talk about globalization and, in the US, multiculturalism; and it seemed to me that these two discussions suggested that the nation-state was not this inherent natural carrier of history that we seemed to assume it was, but actually something to be examined as to how it was constructed and how it changed over time. It seemed like the suggestion was that a national history is some kind of sum, or result, of the collision of histories larger than the state and smaller than the state; that is, globalization on the one side, and our big debates on multiculturalism on the other side. That was where I sort of moved from that position, that was a kind of purely intellectual thing about how one might construct a new narrative.
There was also, in the United States, the question of – and this got worse a few years later as I started working on the book, beginning with the Bush administration – this revival of American exceptionalism; that we do not share the history of the rest of the world. Particularly in the recent years, this notion that the international is everything but us. It’s an intriguing usage, that we’re not in the international. In fact, when they created American Studies programs in the beginning of the Cold War, they created Area Studies and those at the same time, but didn’t grasp that American Studies was also an area, in the international world.
VDI: Global history sometimes suggests that historians should leave aside the category of the “nation” and focus more specifically on global concepts and experiences. Your position seems to be different, as you hold the nation to remain a crucial political entity. How do you view the relationship between national and transnational factors?
Tom Bender: I think that, basically, the idea of abandoning the study of the nation for the study of globalization misses an absolutely fundamental point about the nation-state. It is, I think, perhaps the most powerful mobilizer of human beings in history, and whatever its future may be it will have different permutations – but I don’t think it’s going to go away very soon. It has shaped the world we live in, the world that is the product of the 19th and 20th century and of the nation-states and their system, so I don’t see how we can understand where we are without taking that in as a factor. Then, is the nation-state as autonomous, and as self-contained as we thought? No. Is it also sometimes the product or deeply affected by global processes? Absolutely. One can see it as both floating on a sea of global processes, but at the same time these global processes are profoundly shaped by the activity and the interaction of these different nation-states as well.
We’ve seen in recent years that people can’t cross borders very well. So this notion that we have of a seamless world: it’s not that seamless; that was a fantasy; it was seamless for certain people in certain circumstances. So I think we have now, I hope, a more complicated notion of the nation, and a more complicated notion of global processes.
VDI: What do you think of the efforts of historians such as Frederick Cooper and Jane Burbank who are trying to rewrite world history with the category of the “empire”, suggesting that nations should be understood as empires rather than strictly-speaking national political bodies?
Tom Bender: I think that their recovery of “empire” is extremely important. Part of my experience of writing this book was to learn a great deal about empires. I think that there may be three categories in the world: empires, nation-states, and what I would call – and something I would think that the United States in the 20th century is, and most 20th century nations who’ve at least aspired to this, I think certainly the Soviet Union was too – a “nation/empire” with some of the characteristics of a nation-state but some of the ambitions of an empire. And I think that empire, at least to an americanist, is quite striking because empires did not demand the kind of homogeneity that nations do – because of the nature of citizenship, which is a fundamental part of the nation-state – they are less interested in borders, it’s the dynasty that has to survive. If they lose a province, it’s not fatal; to a nation-state, this is catastrophic.
They don’t even have to have all their provinces continuous: you can have colonies in all kind of places, so I think that thinking about that solves a lot of multicultural problems that we have in the nation-state because you don’t demand uniformity, in fact there are different rules for several sub-units of the empire. The nation-state looks for a certain kind of homogeneity, at least formally equal citizens although we know that socially they’re not, and so that’s a whole set of alternative problems. I’ve been much taken by a book, recently, written by a historian, I guess, named Harold James; it’s called The Roman Predicament [1]. To crudely summarize the argument, it is that republics often end up becoming empires while trying to save the republic because the only way you can save the republic is by becoming an empire. For example, I just finished collaborating with a German historian, Michael Geyer, on an essay on Germany and the United States in the 20th century as “nation/empires” competing with each other and I think that this third category helps, as we think about it.
To be continued …
Rap isn’t music.
I like music made by musicians.
That actually play instruments.
Steven Tyler was doin’ “rap” WAYYYY before da bruthas.
“Walk this way” (redone by run-dmc w/ Aerosmith)
I like the blues.
Rock
Elvis
esp. Country (sorry, no “black” influences there.)
No use in feeling guilty for something you never were in the first place…..being ‘the man’ that is…..it was a figment of your imagination…
…if you do have ‘white guilt’, it is because of some negative ACTIONS you’ve done, not because of your feelings…
Humor is in the EYES of the beholder…..not all of us have clouded eyes to laugh at non-funny statements….but….some people believe that inaccurate, general statements about certain groups of people whom they themselves are not members of…..they THINK it is “humor sophisticated enough to wrap your brain around”…..
whatever….
‘White guilt’ has been foisted upon all of white america. For
the crime of slavery that most whites had nothing to do with. But, enough of us have been foolish enough to buy into it. Affirm action, for starters.
Never mind that the U.S. imported the least amount of Africans during that time.
Guilty.
‘White guilt’ has been foisted upon all of white america. For
the crime of slavery that most whites had nothing to do with..”
The white guilt that you are talking about is NOT the actions that most whites did not commit, but rather, the BENEFITS that most whites recieved from the actions of the guilty….
If it were not for the LABOR of african americans under slavery, your beloved towns and cities would not have been built…The Capitol Building here in DC was built with SLAVE labor…
If it weren’t for the LABOR of african americans under slavery, whites would not have food to eat because it was slaves who produced the food…..in addition to taking care of your children, and doing every other menial work that whites refused to do…
Affirmative Action is a rule MADE BY WHITE MEN to correct the injustice of WHITES….it white people were doing the RIGHT THING in the first place, there would not be any affirmative action…
As for your comment that the US imported the least numbers of Africans….that makes the guilt of whites that more magnified….look at all the work whites got out of those few africans and their descendents…..
Why don’t you lay off the ‘guilt trip’ and take a trip to some history books and educate yourself babalugatz?…
sounds a little arrogant.
When there is apology by whites it is almost always for slavery. I think an issue that is often overlooked is the fact that most African Americans are part white and therefore related to what are referred to as white people. A thing that is very sad and needs forgiving is that white people rejected their own direct relatives and children and allowed them to continue in slavery instead of accepting them as family which they and we are. We are related back to Adam and Eve of course but many white people and many black people in america are family yes because of rape or perhaps other reasons, but regardless still family and still part white and black and it really is a tradgedy. I think there are a lot of truths on both sides that both of us need to accept as truth. One truth is that a large amount of white people in america have rejected their own relatives and ancestors. We really arent as different as we try to make ourselves out to be. Even genetically, when the majority of black people are part white, watch African American lives 2, you can find clips of it on youtube.
you come off quite a bit racist
LOL I disagree with this post. There are plenty of white kids who love the hell out of crappy rap music. It’s not just black kids. I also listen to jazz while enjoying some wine and maybe a cigarette. It’s relaxing. Jazz is soulful and relatively devoid of the crap being pushed out from the radio and record companies.
Now, I will say that rappers like Wu-Tang have a huge white following, but they had them WHEN they were popular on radio and tv/mainstream. That’s nothing new. I will also thank those people, white, black, Asian or polka dot, who have the common sense to appreciate good music enough to keep it alive. THANK YOU! I still listen to Wu, I love the Cool Kids, Jedi Mind Tricks are cool, Blackalicious, Atmosphere, Murs. Those are real rappers. The people on the radio: Soulja Boy, Yung Berg, Ace Hood, etc. SUCK.
Reverse Uncle Tom
So the british created the blues in the 17th century? Very interesting, I will bring this up in my ethnomusicology class!!
As much as I hate to agree with you, brothas do love sistahs with big booties, Caddillacs, Popeyes more than KFC. LOL. I will not argue with those known facts. As far as getting parole, I guess whites dont get parole as much as blacks or you wouldnt bring that up. Anyone who was locked up would be happy to parole, cigarettes are for folks who smoke and dont like their lungs and what the hell you talking about yelling at people in passing cars? It that one of your lil kinks. I have no idea what your ignorant behind is talking about there. You never disappoint me with your talking out your ass again.
put alil love in your heart.
🙂
As long as I’m no part jew… fine.
yes, white people have adopted blues….but, above all the genres of music that are popular nowadays, I think there are some white boys that play the blues very respectably….Jack White and Keith Richards just to name 2…
I am so white I listen to Dave Brubeck and Stevie Ray Vaughan downloaded from the net straight to my ipod.
Something white people enjoy more than listening to jazz at home is listening to jazz in a crowded bar, so they can say, “You know who I saw in some shitty little bar? So-and-so. Yeah, that’s right, So-and-so. I was sooooo close.” It’s even better if it’s referenced that said white person saw a famous musician IN THE PAST, as everything that happened in the past is really white.
White jazz saxophonist signing out
“Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy)
Perfectly put. I LOVE IT!
This blog is getting ridiculous.
Just one of the many things you got wrong :*Current* HipHop-Artists have over 70% of their sales in white suburbia. As some commenter noted, she went to a concert with kanye, rihanna and nerd and the audience was completely white.
Oh, and : I got no TV, but roughly 1500 Jazz-Vinyl-Records. But I guess by your standards I just try *really* hard to pretend.
White people also get so grumpy when their cultural habits are poked fun at.
Chill, serve, enjoy
wow, lily , only white jazzmen, do you appreciate REAL jazz!!!
i’m just pretending to like duke elllington, especially “fleur africaine” on the “money jungle” soundtrack. i’ve been pretending to get chills. you’ve outed me, i can finally stop smiling, that is pretending to smile, when i listen to thelonious monk do “bye-ya” on a “prestige” label 45 with art blakey. what a relief, the charade is over. this is great. i can finally throw out my first press of “giant steps” and my 78’s of louis armstrong.
i’d sooner die.
And a brit like Eric Clapton, one of the best !!
So, perhaps black is the new black…
and being white and liking blue is probably cool 🙂
I didn’t know that Stevie Ray Vaughan was a JAZZ musician!!! You learn somethin’ new every day…….
NOT!……
Guy did not come off ‘quite a bit racist’….he came off quite alot IGNORANT and bigoted!!….triple doses of each…..
Good to see that people are taking this seriously, because this is, after all, a completely serious site with no intended satire or whimsical cultural commentary. I think that as a whole, we need to micromanage and be as offended as possible from every idea, whether it be intended as humorous or not. This world is not high strung enough as it is, so thank you!
He made a movie on Charlie Parker “Bird”.
Not really. It’s more of a case of people who have a genuine love of music getting pissed at pseudo-intellectuals discouraging others from that enjoyment by falsely claiming that their musical preferences are solely impelled by a desire to curry favour with Black people.
White cultural snobs get so sanctimonious when their lame stereotyping is, like their own sense of superiority, exposed as having virtually no basis in any kind of reality recognised by normal people.
Blacks constitute a small minority of the population. If only Black people liked it, it would never become “commercial” in the first place. The claim is eo ipso bullshit in the first place. David Hannum has a very good explanation of why you love it.
Yup! Nailed it. YOU signally don’t learn something new every day Louie.
Whilst the bill abolishing slavery was passed in the British parliament, White children as young as four were being forced up chimneys to be used as “human brooms”, the majority of them died in horrible accidents, many were burned alive when they became stuck in chimney breast and attempts were made to “smoke” them out. The “survivors” died very young of a myriad of cancers associated with inhaling creosote and soot. During and AFTER the period of Black enslavement, pregnant White women hauled three hundred pound coal carts underground. During the winter the working day was so long that these miners never say sunlight for months on end. Take your bullshit sob story and shove it Louie. We don’t owe you anything.
Hahaha . . .
See StuffWhitePeopleLike #101 — Being Offended, and #28 — Not Having a TV
Chill, it’s a joke. And I’m a white Jazz Musician, so if anyone’s gonna be offended it’s probably me.
Satire: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
The argument that this site is not satire rests upon the many convincing arguments that this site’s claims are based on vice and follies that are consistently found to be based on fiction and the social niche prejudices of its author.
Hey relax guys! The hollow prejudice of this post is supported by the hollow prejudice of two previous posts!
Great culture!! but no answer!!
TS Eliot chose to be english!!!
as i said before.
nigga,please
the ONLY reason african descendants haven’t gone after Brazil or any other countries for “reparations”, is that, unlike the guilt-ridden U.S., all the other countries would tell you to stick it up your collective asses.
plenty of Chinese & Irish helped build this country, along with the blacks.
I don’t hear any of my people whining
honestly how lame are all of you people getting offended and citing some Jazz you listen too… this web site is funny because it satirically points out stereotypes of goofy white people. Why even come on if your going to find a way to get offended and call it “hollow prejudice”… oh yeah.. probably because the site was funny to you until it mentioned your precious jazz. I’m guessing you write hate mail to any comedian or show writers who were ever funny for the “hollow prejudice” they display in the media. Take the stick out of your asses, douchebags.
LOL….funny guy you are James…..LOL
uh….stevie ray vaughan is a blues musician if you did not know, James…..
In case YOU did not know…..
And who are YOUR people, babalugatz??…..I don’t think any white people with INTELLIGENCE would claim you as one of ‘THEIRS’……
We don’t hear any of YOUR people whining because people of your ilk are most likely in jail, on welfare, or dope fiends……all of whom do nothing but sit around and gripe about ‘black people’…
you don’t have to worry about us black folk looking for ‘reparations’ anymore…..
Instead of getting 40 acres and a mule, we
got instead 50 states and the white house!!!
HA. HA. HA.
beeeeeutch!!!!!
You, sir, are quite correct……and i will tell you James, what i previously told babalugatz…
you don’t have to worry about us black folk looking for ‘reparations’ anymore…..
Instead of getting 40 acres and a mule, we
got instead 50 states and the white house!!!
HA. HA. HA.
beeeeeutch!!!!!
All the white theatre critics who gave Flow glowing reviews, take note!
Selma, sometimes James gets blinded by some of his ‘eurocentric ideas’ based on pre-1970 information….forgive him, for sometimes he grabs anything that suits his antiquated ideas of thinking…..
White people LOVE mullets … check out “Mulletude”!….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34V_9NpikFA
Fuck your review, I’m listening to the Office Space soundtrack, and came here Knowing you’d have it covered. For real.
what about your pontification about “heuristic da da da ” , james ? it doesn’t impress us much Don De Lillo….!!!
bitter uncle Sam!
#14 Angrily telling people to be more loving
#15 Mispronouncing the word ‘ask’
#16 Hanging out at barber shops
#17 Sucking imaginary food out of their teeth
#18 Holding a pistol sideways while shooting
#19 Tyler Perry
#20 Pimpin and hustlin
#21 Holding saggy pants with one hand to keep them from falling completely down
#22 Substituting the word ‘stay’ for ‘live’ as it refers to place of residence; i.e. – where you stay at?
#23 Ending sentences with prepositions
#24 Worrying grievously over whether one is properly respected
#25 Keepin it real
james , are you a jock(scot)? do you belong to this church?
just askin’
“Its equally bad as the assumption that all poor people have hard lives.”
Dude, are you for real. Being poor sucks, and is kind of hard, no matter what race you are.
yeah,
but he’s also coming from an advertising background. He knows where the money is, and he knows his market…
word
Since when did listening to music be about trying to emulate, ‘keep alive’ or ‘be in touch’ with a certain time, race or feeling? Since when did you have to be ‘relevant’ to its theme in order to listen and enjoy it?
According to your theory, nobody listens to music for the simple reason that it is good and can stand the test of time. Black Americans only like modern hiphop, but are so fickle and shallow that as soon as it becomes unpopular, they will move on. Is that what you really want to say?
So when I listen to Mozart, am I keeping alive the 18th century? Am I clinging on to a dying form of music, creating a niche that can be looked down upon by those who know better? Or is it just good music?
When I put on my KMD records, I am not dreaming of the days when I could solve my differences through breakdance. I am not holding onto any belief that the music was created with relevance to me and my social surroundings. I am simply enjoying good music. Why does it have to be about image?
ya wanted some Chappelle humor, did you not??
That’s an awesome song and group! I think I’ve listened to ‘Pick up the pieces’ so much that I’ve had to replace the damned greatest hits CD 3 times.
Another good group: Tower of Power. ‘What is hip’, ‘I still be diggin’ on James Brown’, etc.
Are you referring specifically to the President-Elect?
G.U.Y, am I so wrong to recommend putting a little love in ones heart, golly gee, I did not realize I was troubling you so. I am actually empressed with your ignorant stereotypes. Lets see, #18, 19, occasionally 20,22,23 and 25. You did your homework, looking at ‘boyz n da hood’ & ‘menace to society’ have paid off. I can only say that not all brothas act like that, but to keep it real, alot do, accoriding to the media. LOL. You still suck though so dont get happy and take this as submission to your bull You just put alot of thought into your ethnic slur list and hit a few that cant be ignored. Now, #14,17, and 21 are just nonsense. # 15 & 24, Im just torn. I cant tell whether to agree or argue. You have put me in a difficult situation here my nemisis. I will only say that only a very vocal few act like this. The majority of non white people are far from your list of propaganda, and since you did put some thought into your lil list, I will take the high road and let you off the hook this time.
ps, your still an asshole and you still need to put alil love in your heart
🙂
Ok, I’ll be the first to admit that I match like 90% of the things you list here except this one because I actually like jazz. But I run into these assholes all the time that claim to love Miles Davis yet can’t name a single song of his. Oh, you bought the Herbie Hancock album with Christina Aguilera on it? you must be a jazz fanatic (whatever).
Also, I just started grad school and everyone I meet listens to “old school” hip-hop. You hit the nail on the head with this one.
Haha, this is true. I’ve been to plenty of hip-hop concerts in So Cali and most often when the concert involves Common, Mos Def or The Roots, you are apt to see more non-blacks. Perhaps that is because these artist(s) are also considered “safer” in terms of the type of crowd they appeal to.
I think it also means that these artist(s) are more diverse and speak to a wider range of people.
Hip-hop music is music for the people. All people.
jigga what?
http://medienkritik.typepad.com/
What about ragtime, the distinctively black, American music?
Dude u totally forgot about Rock.
Rap is more than just making words rhyme. To compare Steven Tyler to any rapper is a joke.
how about all the “underground rap” that extremely white hipsters (redundant i know) are into? i love listening to them talk about how much they love that stuff, not to mention watching big crowds of them dance to it, yay!
guys, I didnt mean to come off racist sorry if I sounded that way. I was just trying to say that it sad that white and black people for the most part in America are related, this info. comes from new dna tests emerging and geneology searches. A great show that was on this was African American lives 2 on pbs. I just believe its sad that we arent as different as we think and we dont have to separate ourselves as we do. Thats what I was trying to say, if you believe that is hateful or racist than I apologize.
It’s true white people love some Bone Thugs & Harmony. Everyday you can see a new song that white people love to listen to at http://www.sotdc.com
There are black rap artists who make “commercial hip hop” and are guilty of a few things in this article.
Take Nas’ Hip Hop is Dead and Tupac’s Old School (about Rakim and classic hip hop).
a lot of black people still listen to jazz and blues my dad does but he also likes todays music as well such as com. rap but most white people i know listen to country and rock
They also like country music
no, black people are not allowed to listen to jazz and blues, according to the white nazi who runs this blog
apology duly noted…..and accepted….
I am confused. What is this post about? A lot of rap music producers are influenced by blues and jazz. It’s really hard to say what a particular race prefers listening to. Is it impossible for a person to listen both to commercial rap and the music that “white people are saving?” My last question, what does white have to do with any of this?
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con9a.wordpress.com
Stuff white people like: Invoking Godwin’s Law
Wooweewow. I love the site and how it highlights the light hearted sense of humor and life lacking in uptight, liberal white folks. White liberals, especially those educated at UPenn, Swarthmore, Brown and the like, are so lacking in soul and shoot-from-the hip fun it’s great fun to simply observe in action. I don’t think this site is about politics particularly, but it’s enlightening to read the reactions to some of the posts. I think lefties are upset they can’t work with their hands like the “wrong kind of white people” do…
Okay, this post totally cracked me up! I just found “The Best Rap Tracks” at used CD store. The kid at the counter asked me if I like hip hop and I almost replied…”yeah, but only Old School…I can’t stand the sh** they play nowadays”
I am sooo guilty.
A rather shallow response by the kind of people watcher who is afraid to venture beyond Starbucks. Fashion doesn’t dictate the historical importance of movements in music. I find this article to be not only ignorant but blatantly racist.
When did this become acceptable?
And Han Solo making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs is not a proof of the Millennium Falcon being the fastest ship in the galaxy either.
If you are not impressed by logic that’s your problem. You obviously belong mentally to the pre-renaissance.
So you were silenced into denial about your actual preferences in music by a desire not to be laughed at. That makes you a conformist and a coward. Congratulations!
Music is music. No one made it for no one, but made it because they liked it. And as listeners, we choose to listen to the music that an artist that was made from a different race than ourselves. What about respect for music history and music that embraces struggle for equality? It’s just music my child, and we are but listeners with free will. (Even if that free will is acting like posers and e-mailing friends about how we liked ”Jazz,” or ”R&B Soul.”
“”“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”
Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.””
It is a-hole of me for me to quote against a piece of blog, but this is just a load of crap. I don’t listen to that commercial stuff” Let me ask you; are white people or black people the ‘leaders’ of ”that commercial stuff”? It is not fair since I have met many minorities who also call Wu Tang, De La Soul, DTFH, and NWA old school. The term old school didn’t come about because it was old, it was because every musical masterpiece made in that era was classified (late 80s to mid 90s) as old school when Millennium hit. I understand the context that these ‘white’ people used when saying so, but that is how they learned and that is how the rest of us (minorities) learned. I bet you that if you ask Ice Cube if he still remembers “Gangsta Gangsta,” he’ll probably say something along the lines of referencing it somewhere along ‘old.’
Also the term ‘old school’ white people say and the old schools that white people attend (like Dartmouth and Bard) are not exactly the same here. When I say that I am an ‘O.G’ (a.k.a Original Gangster-‘a), I’m not referring myself to Al Capone or Bugsy Siegel. And when I say I am O.G., people understand that I am referencing original gangsta (not gangster like Capone).
“When did this become acceptable?”
When Frankfurt School Marxist dogma began to become the dominant socio-political philosophy of Anglospheric civilization.
And your comment calling out a conformist coward makes you an a-hole who makes himself bigger than life by picking out others weaknesses that they had the courage to share online. Oh, but they did it behind their monitors, they’re not courageous? I see the same load of dog feces right here and now. And what does this make me? Maybe someone who has had it with people who reply to other readers comments to make their epeen bigger online to compensate for their shortcomings.
#26 Taking oneself way too seriously
#27 Blunts
#28 Joe Biden
I’m a bit puzzled by your response Golis. When Lander pointed out out what an a-hole Wunder was being you didn’t feel the need intercede. When I point out what an a-hole you are, your appreciation of self-deprecation turns to infantile rage. It seems you just a-kiss on the basis of Internet status. What a feeble loser you are.
James, I find your comments both shallow and pedantic.
Basically Lander’s post just highlights how White people are less likely to be swayed by novelty and heavy commercial promotion in their musical choices. Maybe Lander yearns for a time when the majority of all people lap up whatever the ad-man shoves down their throats. The liberal intelligentsia are just pissed that more and more people are rejecting commercial culture in ways that used to be much more exclusive to liberal elitists. Lander isn’t poking fun at White people, he’s just bitching about the amount of plebs who are infringing liberal copyright.
Until you gather the required amount of brain cells explain why you find this, I expect that everyone will continue to find your responses boring and irrelevant.
As a middle-aged white guy (the target demographic for jazz) I feel compelled to report that while I *do* like jazz — snicker if you must — most of the white people I know don’t care for it at all. Make of this observation what you will.
And I’ve never cared for hip hop. I bought that big Run DMC album back in the ’80s — when I guess it was called rap, not hip hop — and enjoyed their cover of “Walk This Way” (which, I guess, confirms that I’m white) and “You Be ‘Illin”. But aside from enjoying the occasional iTunes download my 11-year-old daughter plays by hip hop artists I’m not curious enough to ask her to name, hip hop’s relentlessly throbbing tunelessness — to say nothing of its profanity and leering sexual innuendo — leaves me cold.
I’m guessing there are a few white dads out there who feel the same.
Who are you really trying to impress, James? What’s your motive for mocking people who enjoy this blog?
i love when people take humorous blogs seriously.
It was alright. I liked the feathers though.
hahaha. media BS
I listen to the rap I listened to while growing up still – Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, NWA, tupac, etc.
Usually I listen to it.. in my Aston Martin.
Why are you interested in why I mock this blog, and not interested in why Lander mocks the white people?
If you’re going to be abusive could you at least try to actually be funny, rather than simply posting deeply unfunny comments in comedy format please?
mmmmm….. deeply…
James.. I find it interesting that you think the reason I kept my comment to myself is due to my “desire not to be laughed at”. Perhaps my short comment served as a mirror into your own dysfunction.
Hahaha. People who get worked up over internet blogs kill me. Do you realize the person that runs this site named it “stuff white people like”? There is a comical undertone within the entire list in case you didn’t realize it. It’s not a bible for white preferences, just funny trends. Have a good day! sincerely.
Not true james! one of those frankfurt School , Adorno hated jazz music and the huge commercial aspects of american culture !! Frankfurt … is sooo german! so european , that’s more likely to fit your taste james!!
Adorno published his famous attack on Jazz and America, visited the despised US once, and then promptly moved there. Hypocritical asshole!
Because I’m fascinated by people who have to create reasons to be offended. Because you remind me of my mother in law. 🙂
Now your turn, James. Why?
Oh, I forgot to answer why I don’t question Lander mocking the white people: it’s really funny. And you and I both know he’s not mocking all white people.
“And you and I both know he’s not mocking all white people”
So if I were to say that Obama is a house n****r, that wouldn’t be racist because I’m not talking about all Black people?
If the habits and foible that Lander is mocking are not associated with white people per se, his attribution of a racial origin for these things is bogus.
“I’m fascinated by people who have to create reasons to be offended”
I’m fascinated by people who think that they have the sole right to dictate who may, and who may not be offended.
Maybe we could gain some insight if you could give an alternative explanation for your self-censorship? If you didn’t restrain yourself out of a desire to not be laughed at, maybe you are an ideological snob pandering to the dictates of fashionable opinion? Maybe you are conformist by nature? Who knows? You seem to be totally lacking in self-awareness.
I’m starting to miss James…
James- what race are you ? A true intellect like yourself must recognize the body’s ability to laugh at itself- without race as a consideration.
Would it be more elite or more SWPL to admit that it’s one of the books I have in my bookcase and simply haven’t gotten round to finish reading yet? Even if it has now moved to my bedstand?
I’m not sure why, but this is funny.
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
This time I’ll let your words speak for themselves, James.
And a few white moms too.
Ditto on the Run DMC comments. We all had that “album” back in high school, before the genre became so racially segregated. Actually around the same time that the Beastie Boys mainstreamed it.
Wait, the Beastie Boys are white! OMG! Why is it that when white people try to assimilate with blacks through culture, we become wanna-be’s, instead of culturally sophisticated?
Why can’t we all get along?
LOL, why don’t you two just compare the size of your thesauruses and get it over with!
Be polite james!! don’t loose your education! on “asian girls” , when commenting on Michel Houellbecq’s novels, you see “good info” (your own words) and here i become a* ? this doesn’t elevates you , great thinker!!!
For your info bulk of FS , went back to Germany . only Herbert Marcuse and Adorno , stayed in USA , mainly in german-jewish milieu with high nostalgia to beloved german culture , although as jews , they knew the dark side of the story!!
Hope you’ll stay civilised !
Every time I come to this site I realize how white I truly am
Oh , forgot: how can an a* be HYPOCRITICAL?
The essence of your argument is that the blog should not be considered satirical because its subject material is consistently ridiculous, and presumably because it is easy to identify as such. Why don’t you read the definition of satire you have provided a few more times.
I meant that Adorno was a hypocritical asshole.
I am an Anglo-Saxon. The ability to laugh at your own ethnic peculiarities whilst holding the ethnic foibles of others to be beyond comment, criticism or humour, is symptomatic of neurosis, not confidence.
Did anyone see this NYT article on “Finding the Right Turntable for Your Stereo System”…??? Holy cow. For a minute, I thought the author of SWPL had passed off one of his posts as an actual Times article. Here is the first paragraph or two:
“WHEN Melissa Walker, 31, was growing up, vinyl records were nostalgic artifacts. But when three crates of LPs were left in an apartment she had rented, a $10 thrift store record player turned those records into a kitschy novelty. And when her boyfriend bought her a Rega P1 turntable and a Bill Evans jazz album for her 30th birthday, playing the records became a daily ritual.
“Dave brought it home, and we dimmed the lights and sat on the couch with a glass of wine, and I felt like we were in a jazz club,” Ms. Walker said. “I could hear the musicians breathing. It felt like I could hear them smoking.”
NO WONDER this site no longer mocks the Times… it’s too easy!!
“whites are less likely to be swayed by novelty and heavy commercial promotion in their musical choices.”
right. all the britney spears, et. al, ‘tards are colored (!). i’m brown and i call BS
Short answer: yes. I love that shit, even some free jazz.
But I don’t know enough about music to really appreciate what’s going on, even in the standards. So I like it on a gut level; does my ignorance of the intellectual level mean that I’m only pretending to enjoy what I’m hearing?
It’s arguably just as hard to keep up with contemporary jazz that’s any good as it is to keep up with old jazz.
James, the fact that wunderschoener *recognized* him/herself in this blog post and what’s more, is able to laugh about it, implies MORE self-awareness, not less. And there are many reasons someone might choose not to voice every thought in an exchange with a stranger in a public place. Seems like you’re making a lot of assumptions here.
Yoko Kanno is a hack.
Wow. Okay, I’ll bite and explain how I read this blog. So calling Obama the name you mentioned is very, very different from what Lander is doing in this blog. The epithet you’re making reference to is an extremely loaded, hurtful one with a long history…and is tied to an equally long history of violence against and oppression of black people in America. This much is obvious. It should be equally obvious that nothing in Lander’s blog could possibly approximate this because we don’t have equivalent words or stereotypes about white people as a group (about smaller groups of white people, yes of course we do, but that’s not what Lander is getting at here; as you’ve noticed, this blog doesn’t make fun of Irish people or POlish people, for instance). And whatever words or stereotypes we can think of associated with white people are NOT associated with violence against or oppression of white people as a group.
What I think Lander is trying to get us to do is to recognize some of our tastes, preferences and opinions as culturally derived (which doesn’t make them good or bad) rather than matters of Good Taste or Right and Wrong. Yes, he makes sweeping generalizations, partly (I think) because it’s funny, and partly to make the point that we do this to other groups all the time. And I know what he’s doing here isn’t very scientific, but a lot of readers recognize the tastes, etc he’s pointing out, and we are beginning to see ourselves as a demographic group like any other. We white people typically see our choices as informed, intelligent, right, tasteful etc. but NOT as subjective, culturally influenced, one perspective among many, etc. This is a luxury that people of color often don’t have. Yes, I’m sure many people of color will still explain why their tastes and preferences are right, intelligent, etc…but I think they’re much more likely to grasp the concept of multiple perspectives and of the connection between culture and our personal choices. We white folks tend not to be aware of our culture. But we’re not living in a vacuum, and we’re not unique…that’s all Lander is trying to tell us.
Hey guy…no black person is half white or one fourth white or any of that…dont you know about the one drop rule??? if you have one drop of black..then you are black. period.
I am so white.
James, why do you feel it necessary to tell everyone how they should be reacting to this article? Isn’t it possible we’re all having a good laugh at how predictable we are, at least in one sense?
Damn, I need to show this one to my mom… it describes her so perfectly!!
http://dummidumbwit.wordpress.com/2008/12/04/stones-sway/
On the contrary, I lol’d.
Ok , jimmy , understood!
Ummm…. ok- did not reference any level of confidence, only humor…. no reason to try and get me to hate you as well… so given your intellect, when did you first realize your being so symptomatic of an active neurosis; or- in layman’s terms, if you don’t like it, don’t read it…
yawn. poorly written and executed.
One word: Nickelback.
Good call!
i am black, i am at work and was looking for coffee to order for my boss who is white and lo and behold, here i am here at this website. very interesting and funny. your site describes ALL the white people i’ve EVER worked with. i’ve worked in many different areas from accounting (very white) to colleges and universities (white on white)!!! this is funny. you hit it right on the nose. i never realized that whites and their tastes, attitudes, etc. are the same wherever you go…exactly the same!! with blacks, we have diversity–in color, how we speak and attitude. but with you whites, you are all in one category. sorry, but that’s just the way i’ve seen it for many years!! take it how you want! 🙂
Stupid. I like jazz (not capitalized, thank you), when I’m in the mood for jazz.
It’s hard to imagine being always down for some Sam & Dave, but it’s easy to appreciate their greatness and enjoy them regularly.
Even soul-patch, idiot Starbucks poseurs are sometimes able to identify great music – albeit on a superficial and temporary level.
False. James is a Jew and I fuck him in the ass every night.
This website is hilarious, it is totally accurate in describing all the white people I know, including myself, with the exception of the wrong kind of white people that I know. Anyways, really funny.
Im white and I certainly act nothing like any of these stereotypes, lol. In fact, I think Im the exact opposite!
….vociferus?..
its not that serious pookie
Dead on accuracy!
Hilarious!
You forgot one thing that white people like:
They believe their own bullshit!
Oh, and some of us prefer Black….not African American. Due to a few things out of my control, I don’t know what parts of Africa my folks come from. I can only tell you the lowdown on the American and European blood lines.
Peace Out my precious wack, white European buddies!
We Blacks sure do appreaciate you keeping it real!
What a great blog!
This is the first time I’ve come to this site. It is hilarious. I’m black and you have to appreciate this honesty. It’s nice to hear it from this point of view. Kudos to whoever started this site. Again, I’m new so I don’t know who that person may be.
Can I still be a stereotype white person listening to old school hip hop if it’s just because I’m old? It would be fun to be on ragged edge but with a job and three kids I can only watch Krush Groove on Netflix and the only the only place I’m likely to encounter LL Cool J and Run DMC is at church on Sunday.
This is the most bullshit stuff I’ve ever seen.
Since when does color define music. Ignoring that fact,
KRS-One, WuTang, Del are all black musicians enjoyed by black/white/whatever race people. Just because some white people like it doesn’t mean it is somehow racist/reverse racist or whatever this blog is trying to prove.
You really find it funny, that some white people prefer Del or KRS, over cretins like Lil’ Wayne and 50? That’s sad.
My God… A black man takes revenge for all of those terrible hollywood stereotypes of black men (usually played by Eddie Murphy and shouting “sheeeeeeiit! Mother f***er!” a lot) and lumps a couple of billion white people into the same category of Dork Who Wants To Be Black (TM).
I’m sorry, but your stereotype is just as wrong as all of those Hollywood stereotypes, and it’s just as racist.
I think a simple ‘Yes’ will do.
What about funk?
Also: Commercial music sucks. Rock, rap, whatever. It’s all shit.
Prick
this is fantastic.
“Blue and Jazz music appeal mostly to older white people and select few young ones who probably wear fedoras.”
my boyfriend is into jazz– and yes, he occasionally wears a fedora. good lord. i am sending this page to him.
lol. hilarious
Oh yea, please help my friends and I resolve an arguement at:
http://thetossup.wordpress.com/
I’d appreciate it
custador, December 6, 2008 at 1:49 am, you’ve apparently missed the point that the author of this blog is white.
Thanks for the statistic that there are “a couple of billion” white people who wanna be black. More than I would have thought, but I’m not particularly surprised.
pop music is pop music for a reason
I’m actually Housin’ right now.
The “one drop rule” only applies to the United States dummy. In every other country mixed people are considered mixed, not “black”.
Marcelle…. if you think all white people are exactly alike, you’re waaaaaaay off. Just letting you know. Way off. It’s not true. An Irish American has ethnic baggage not shared by an English American. Recent immigrants are different from people whose families have been here for generations. There are diffrences in religion, class, identity… If you pay attention and get beyond what we might have in common, you’ll notice that there are differences.
I listens to Pubic Enemy when I feels like “Fightin’ the Powah.”
Nah sorry Cora, I’m a swedish white dude and according to my experience this post is dead on! My my white mates who’re in to hip hop complement themselves with being into “Old-School”, XD. & I myself am well into Robert Johnson, Blind Willie etc. :D, love it!
this picture is perfect for the post.
Further proof white people have stolen more than just people from other continents?
Can I get a terrorist fist bump?
Wow. Your insight runs deep.
Here’s his bio on wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuff_White_People_Like
“You can justify it by comparing yourself to Christian Lander all you want”
I can and I do. Whatever makes you think that low-brow disputations are symptomatic of a desire for intellectual kudos sonny?
That’s what Grandmaster Flash said 20 years ago about rap, then 15 years ago about techno. Are you Grandmaster Flash? Say hi to Melle Mel for me, ok?
If I see a sleeping man rolling into a fire I feel it’s my duty to wake him up. When I see America rushing to become the next Zimbabwe, or South Africa I feel it’s my duty to protest.
Deltron 3030 and Del tha Funkee Homosapien FTW, bitches
Your point might have a vestige of credibility if I had said whites are “never” swayed by novelty and commercial promotion. Unfortunately for you what I said was “whites are LESS LIKELY to be swayed by novelty and commercial promotion”. Lander agrees, because he is the person claiming that Black people don’t like Blues, Jazz or Old School. I would also add classical to the list of music that is not much liked by Blacks but has a devoted white following. I always enjoy someone stumbling in the starting blocks and falling flat on their face. Thanks for posting!
We’ll give back all the people we stole. You can give back electricity, cars, roads and railways.
Are you… are you really justifying slavery right now?…
haaaaa, if you dont get that reference youre not a real hip-hop fan or shall i say “classic hip-hop”
word
i cant believe my eyes
thanks man, i am not, in fact, truly offended because that would be just like a white person. Y’all come on down to new orleans and i’ll buy you a po’boy and take you to indian practice. really, no kidding, we’ll have fun. you’d have to be here on a sunday.
you are an offence buzz kill and are just ruining my lather. i’ll just go be offended somewhere where i’m appreciated.
nice one! white people them some big words.
adorno can kiss my ass. minima moralia? it’s more like minima genitalia. every visit to his writing leaves me stupider and a little “wurst”
sl 1300, like the 1200 but automatic.
plus (from wikipedia, which incidentally is something white people like)
Adorno studied composition for several years with Alban Berg
Berg’s music is classical music that white people can’t even pretend to like
JUST MAKE SURE YOU GIVE BACK AGRICULTURE, ANIMAL DOMESTICATION, MONOTHEISM, AND THE OTHER BUILDING BLOCKS OF THE WESTERN WORLD BACK TO THE MESOPOTAMIANS (MODERN IRAQ)
So the spread of ideas is “theft” now is it? In which case we “stole” flying from the birds and polar exploration from the penguins. Of course, if all of these ideas belong to Iraq, Asians, Africans and Amerindians will also have to immediately suspend all participation in agriculture and animal husbandry, so I’m looking forward to the reversion of around 99% of the human race returning to hunter gatherer modes of subsistence. Millions of people like you have the right to vote vote. Scary!
i had no idea that mesopotamia’s polytheistic faiths were actually monotheistic.
LOL, if you want to play that game, just remember that without paper or gunpowder (Chinese inventions) European civilization would never have gotten into its dominant position today.
Every civilization has its ups and downs, remember that while the Germanic people were wearing bear skins and performing human sacrifices, the Mediterranian and Middle Eastern people were creating grand cities, religions, and world wonders.
This and the #108 “Pretending to Like Classical Music” perfectly illustrate how the culture industry has stripped music of all its expressive powers and turned it into a tool for promoting cultural stasis and conformity. Nicely done. (I mean it — even though this blog is humorous, I think it also raises some very nice sociological points.)
…ok, (lofty-enough) just remember: take your own advice
So when people listen only to commercial music they are promoting cultural stasis and conformity, and when they reject commercial music and explore less mainstream musical avenues, they are also promoting cultural stasis and conformity? Sounds like your comment is promoting ideological conformity and stasis Etha.
Tosh I’m afraid! There is no substantive evidence that Europeans acquired gunpowder from China. European gunpowder was superior to Chinese gunpowder and the advanced state of metallurgy in Europe meant that it was only Europeans who were capable of developing functional firearms.
PS. The region known as the Mediterranean is generally regarded as European, twat!
Hey, after you give back what was stolen, we PROMISE to give back the electricity, cars, roads, and railways……at a not too distant time in the not too distant future…
Do you take installment payments??….
fake name, all you’ll be getting back is MY MIDDLE FINGER!….
Fake name, just where do you stand?…under #8 you sounded sooo bigoted, and now over here you changed 180 degrees?!?….
You can’t argue if you are on BOTH SIDES……
Shiiiii
I find it hard to believe that you’re planning on changing, or to play in your playground, saving the world by commenting on a humorous blog. (And I don’t care if you don’t think it’s funny, the point is that it’s satire, not sincerity.)
dude.
I can only say your blog is awesome.
keep it up.
Im creating a link to your blog from mine to give others a heads up on your genius.
you are totally on the money.
And just fyi, this is AS, I changed my handle and forgot to change it back. Not some random poster deciding to jump into an argument.
Hahaha wow!
First, the person that writes this stuff is AMAZING.
Second, the rest of you all need to chill. Most of you need to go back to school, badly.
Just realize, we are different. Thats okay. Laugh and move on.
Ever hear of Zoroastrianism genius?
Persia is part of the Fertile Crescent.
I ONLY LOVE THE ENGLISH RACE, ALL OTHER RACES INCLUDING NON-ENGLISH WHITES GET MY MIDDLE FINGER!
WE FEW, WE MERRY FEW, WE BAND OF BROTHERS
Not entirely, it encompasses North Africa and Asia (Anatolia) as well. And I was merely stating that while northern Europeans were living in barbarism, southern ones were creating Europe’s classical culture.
The area of Africa that borders the Med is called “North Africa”. The Eastern Mediterranean is known as the “Levant”. The countries known as “Mediterranean” are in Europe.
People who write posts like this remind me of these small dogs that persistently hump the legs of unsuspecting visitors.
The reality is that we will be repaid in unkind like the white farmers of Zimbabwe.
I’ve never heard anyone correlate tastes in music to race…how odd.
I like everything from the Andrews Sisters to ZZ Top. Must be the musician in me. It certainly wasn’t hereditary.
love it love it love it! I don’t understand the people that take offense to these posts, really where is your sense of humor?
This is so funny. Being a black person reading this site always brings a tear to my eye because, where I live, all this stuff is true! And for those people who think they understand every individual black experience as a collective, it’s just not possible to. Everyone is different and has different experiences. The people that are talking about ol’ school hip-hop are just impregnating the wackness!! I know that many of these same people loved to criticize hip-hop as ‘too black’ and ‘not progressive enough’ or ‘they aren’t real musicians, because they don’t play instruments!” All of this rhetoric and jocking seems highly dubious to me as a person who actually grew up in the culture and listened to the music! Just my two cents
Was at the Wu show at the house of blues the other night. Oh shit, all it was were frat bros, and the occasional keeping it real cause I’m a dreddy.
I’m white but i have to take exception to Wu Tang – i’ve always loved them and everything (almost) that they’ve done. But i did notice a trend at my High School with my White Friends. While i was listening to Enter 36 chambers Freshman year i was made fun of, by Senior year everyone was playing it at their little get togethers actually thinking it was funny and “old school”! I was so pissed. That music gets me going like nothing else though, even if i cant repeat their choruses “shame on a cracker”
Thank god this site exists – finally white people are starting to understand they are racialized too (hopefully)
Wu Tang Clan! Those guys were business geniouses: hip hop with Chinese martial arts and music. Iam (their French equivilant) was good too.
Some of their lyrics were very tacky: “I am Sunz of Man from the Royal Fam. Never ate ham, never gave a damn!” 🙂
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
“Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.”
Every angry black person should read this blog b/c it would totally diffuse them. This is the most penetrating satire on white people ever created. And it just keeps coming! God bless you Mr. Lander
I found this to be funny and some cases true but also racist.
The fourth reason to plant a racially reconciled church in downtown Cincinnati is this: racial reconciliation forces us to have a missionary mindset.
One of the most important things for aspiring missionaries to learn in preparation for the mission field is how to best communicate with people who are different from them. This is called contextualization. Basically, the patterns of communication that work for me in my context may not work so well in someone else’s context.
For example, I have spent two summers in Argentina leading short term mission projects. I had to speak to people who didn’t know English primarily and had different culture and customs. It was perfectly acceptable for men to kiss each other on the cheek. In fact, to not greet someone with a “beso” would have been perceived as an insult.
But they also had different customs in terms of food, time, family, and community. As missionaries, we recognized that this was their country, and to reach them we had to be aware of that fact and work within their context.
This experience has led me to a couple of conclusions regarding racial reconciliation in Cincinnati. First, we are first and foremost citizens of the city of God, and only secondarily citizens of any earthly city. God requires us to interact with one another on the basis of mutual love for each other and seek the highest good of other people.
Secondly, yielding our cultural preferences to another person is not easy to do, but can be learned with patience, practice, and accountability. Suppose a person is part of a church body that constantly urges him to consider the perspectives of a person of a different race. This person would learn to love and respect the other person because (1) he is his neighbor and (2) he is a fellow believer in Christ.
When I was in Argentina, many of their customs seemed strange to me. Yet I respected them because my purpose was to die to myself and show them Christ, not be a cultural colonialist. Likewise, there is much about the African American community that I do not understand as well. But since my citizenship is in heaven and not white America, God has called me to behave according to Christian conviction first and foremost. That’s what it means to be on mission: I respect my neighbor as a fellow bearer of God’s image before I indulge my own cultural preferences, even if I have good reason for them.
As Christians, our calling is to die to ourselves daily and follow Christ. We are to be good neighbors and not cultural colonialists. White people are terribly uncomfortable with this. What if, God forbid, we had to mix in some Fred Hammond with our Chris Tomlin? What if we had to follow a Bible study leader who votes for Obama (never!). What if this experience led us to places in our own hearts where we realize that maybe we’ve baptized white Americanism and called it Christian?
We can’t be cowards. It takes guts to consider other people as better than ourselves; to allow others to be first while we’re last. Regular American Christians don’t live this way, but missionaries do.
Here’s my prediction: a gospel saturated, Christ glorifying, self-denying, racially reconciling, poverty killing, cross-cultural church will send lots of missionaries to crazy places because the people will have developed a mind-set of gospel centered self-denial.
That’s reason #4 why I’m planting a racially reconciled church in downtown Cincinnati.
“Secondly, yielding our cultural preferences to another person is not easy to do, but can be learned with patience, practice, and accountability”
How about yielding up your cultural preference for antique, executed Jews? What you mean is that white people should give up everything that is important to them, in order that you might persuade non-white people to accept what is overwhelmingly important to you. Screw you baby!
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
Seventy percent of the African population were enslaved to other Africans. Slavery was a historical institution in Africa long before white men were ever involved in the transatlantic slave trade, but Blacks only begun to get a sense of despair about slavery when white men started to get involved? Bullshit! The “Blues” were the creation of a fusion of the innate emotionalism of Africans and their exposure to sophisticated European musical traditions. Nothing to do with slavery.
Yeah.
How about country music that rednecks, or should I say, the “wrong kind of white people”, don’t listen to anymore? Also very big among white folks.
My 2 cents aka random commentary…
I listen to and own a lot of different music, however, far and away the bulk of my music collection and what I most enjoy comes down to 2 genres-
1- “Old”/”Real” (for lack of a better term) country (which is kind of like soul music for the wrong kind of white people ye know)
and yes-
2-R&B/Soul/Funk/early rap (kinda lost interest in rap/hip-hop somewhere around the mid 90s)
Which if you consider my background makes perfect sense. I am a 33 year old white southerner who grew up in a majority black town (I was the only white kid in my 4th grade class, hows that for silly WP street cred?) First album I ever bought at age 7 was “Best of the Sugar Hill Gang” FWIW.
No real point to the above, just thought I’d chime in as it seemed a bit topical!
Things white people like
#117 Posting long, irrelevant responses on blogs
I listen to a lot of Jazz , a little blues and a ton classic /old school hip hop, still I’m blacker than any of you worthless cunts. This site Is disgusting.
“… The “Blues” were the creation of a fusion of the innate emotionalism of Africans and their exposure to sophisticated European musical traditions. Nothing to do with slavery….”
Uhhh……what was the CAUSE of that ‘innate emotionalism’ within these Africans, James??…..could it have been….uh….the Africans BEING ENSLAVED by these Europeans??
Music has a way of comforting the miserable, you know….and those enslaved Africans were PLENTY miserable…..
As for slavery as an institution….It has been the means of building civilization in ALL societies from the beginning of time…It’s just that Europeans took the institution to a NEW LOW never before seen in previous history….
But one fact is clear, that practically every society in the world had been slaves to another society at sometime in history. The institution of slavery was universal through much of history. It was seemingly an essential part to the economic and social life of a community (society), and man’s conscience was seldom troubled by it. Both master and slave looked upon it as inevitable. People from all parts of the world were enslaved at one time or another…..
It was 15th century AD Europeans who initiated the association of skin color with the institution of slavery, and as a result, we talk about skin color as if it REALLY does separate humans into different species….thus this ‘white’/’black’/asian’ talk all the time……
Sorry, but RACE is a myth….there is only one race….the human race…..which happens to be different shades of skin color….
No, I don’t like Jazz but yes I like “old school hip hop/rap etc” aka Coolio, DAS EFX, Run DMC, Beastie Boys and 69 Boyz/Quad City DJ’s.
Maybe the converse post should be “Why don’t black people listen to good music anymore?”
Please to be pointing me to a great band of the last five years that has black people playing actual instruments and physically singing melodies. TV On The Radio doesn’t count because I am pretty sure they have a white guy in there somewhere.
“Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.” Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person.
Thankyou
I’ll try that, do I also have to be white? or pinky or tanned?
I know this is Stormfronts sister site but we reserve that kind of language for Curt maynards blog and others. “lusting at blondes “. dont flatter yourself asshole.
An “innate” quality doesn’t come from any experiential factor Louie, it comes from within. Black people are naturally more emotionally expressive. Blacks are quicker to laugh, quicker to anger and quicker to cry than Eurasians. As well as the blues Blacks developed joyous gospel music. When the african is down he is down, and when he is up he is up. whites steer a more even path.
You might be interested in this Black professors view of slavery.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=tony+martin&hl=en&emb=0#
“GOVERNMENT CHEE$E” (GREED SUCK$) the music video
Yes, but don’t forget that 60’s Motwon was made to appeal to white folks and has only traces of real soul and funk.
Come on, people. Get some perspective. We’ve been nailed good with this one.
You really should do one on music white people don’t like: modern country, hair metal, and (though they’d deny it) R&B like K-Ci and Jojo. Won’t find many white people at their concerts; they’re just not “authentic” enough.
“There is only one race…the human race”
I fucking hate that stupid bullshit platitude. There is only one SPECIES of human, but there are indeed several RACES.
Jules, how the hell you come to the conclusion that there are several races IF you believe that humans are of ONE SPECIES??
Race- Biology a population within a species that is distinct in some way, esp. a subspecies….
Now tell me Jules, do you believe that there are a sub-species of humans?? (PS: skin color does NOT qualify as a characteristic of a subspecies….If it did, then there would be literally several thousands of ‘subspecies’ in the human race)..
PS: there is only one race…..the HUMAN RACE……
okay.
News flash: “white” people did not start civilization. Where would you be without building blocks? Please read a book.
I love the Blues and Wu Tang is the shit! Old Skool baby.
Hello im white (aka Mr.White), I am a blogger on http://www.bronxrap.com
I’m born in 1987, started listening to Hip Hop in 1997.
I listen to all hiphop from 1978 until 2009.
My white friends make fun of me because I listen to Hip Hop and my black friends too. I do not care because I know the reason why I listen and I do not feel the need to impress someone with my knowledge of Hip Hop. I even feel Hip Hop betrayed its spirit, since originally it stood for equality.
You did your best by trying to categorize people on this blog.
Well done ! Much love
Mr.White
black person here- I just wanted to tell most of you in this blog to fuck off and get over yourselves. Sometimes I dont think what Tim Wise is doing is the best thing, because now you are AWARE you are privileged, which makes you act more like hypocrites and assholes, which is not surprising, considering the history of the United States.
oh, and by the way- fuck all of your stupid ironic bullshit. grow up. start seeing reality for once and quit hiding behind your oh-so-hip novelty fake cultures. take responsibity and own up to what you are, even if you are prejudiced and a racist, because it’s damned confusing trying to figure out who the decent white people are sometimes.
Bob, about your comment: “Please to be pointing me to a great band of the last five years that has black people playing actual instruments and physically singing melodies”
Ayo!
Timbuktu
Malia
Of course they are not afro american. But they are black. Does that count? Brilliant artists too. Not that I get what the colour of your skin has to do with your ears but OK.
haha very accurate entry but you also forgot to mention how white people LOVE to say they listen to “underground” hip hop…and how they say artists like Wayne aren’t “real” hip hop artists…when clearly the are alive and living therefore real.
You’ve put your finger on an undercurrent on this blog: “Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person.”
This is one of many examples of a prevailing subtext: that this blog’s target audience is somehow non-whites who wish to ingratiate themselves with whites. The surface joke is that of stereotyping whites, but the hidden stereotype is that non-whites are mostly interested in taking white people’s money, bedding white women, and generally manipulating “The Man”.
The implication is that non-whites are by definition poor – the world’s eternal have-nots – and are striving to obtain what the white man has. The implication is made by writing this blog as a sort of manual for infiltrating white culture.
It’s brilliant, in a way. Naturally also, as is par for the post-modern course, you can’t tell whether the hidden racism is for real, or a caricature. Is it even racism at all, or is it an honest reflection of a consequence of the world’s power distribution? (As I type, I’m listening to M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes”, with its “All I wanna do is . . . [gunshots] . . . and take your money” chorus.)
In the replies, you can see people alternately appreciating and missing both layers of humor, which makes for good fun, if you enjoy that kind of show.
Ultimately, the writer is (writers are?) raising questions and making people think – or at least espouse opinions. Good work.
Speaking of Tim Wise, is he still the most advanced-level white boy around, or did he lose his shorts to clander yet?
Hey dumbass liberal, racial differences are way more than skin deep. Why do black ruled nations always go to hell? Cause blacks are too stupid to rule themselves. Go f–k yourself!
LOL….listen the the ‘Mexican’ talking about how others RULE their country??!!….LOL
Ya better look at YOUR OWN COUNTRY before you talk, dumbass!
It’s true, damnit! I say it all the time. If it were underground I wouldn’t be able to find the videos online, why do I kid myself 🙂
Someones crabby! I guess being privileged means you have internet access these days. Who knew?”
Ignoring the obvious typo 🙂 –,I think we should put up using “psuedo” in front of everything to sound smart, as something that white people like!!
Dumbass,
You may want to know the Egyptian civilization did not use slavery.
“…It’s just that Europeans took the institution to a NEW LOW never before seen in previous history….” Dumbass, read your history, in particular, Roman history. You may learn something. I might add that the Roman Empire was largely in Europe, but I don’t think that was the era of Europeans you where speaking of.
You just keep on feeding nobama little morsels for him to forage on. You do this in addition to showing your lack of education and ignorant ways. Hey man, I feel for you. You just dread being you, and it keeps on getting worse. I know where there is a high bridge.
well look-e here??…..Mr. Buckaroo is trying to show some knowledge now……First you get ‘punked out’ by almost everyone you blog to, and now you are trying to salvage your dignity by provoking me??…..Sorry Buck, but you are DAMAGED GOODS…
YOUR credibility card has been yanked……
You are DISMISSED…..
next?
News flash: “…we PROMISE to give back the electricity, cars, roads, and railways……”…..uh, did i miss something, or you just cannot read taylor?
Where was the word CIVILIZATION mentioned?
Please LEARN TO READ…..
Tim wise is a middle-class Jew. He is not white.
LOL!!! This post is awesome…
This is one blog I find ridiculous. Some whites actually enjoy jazz and the blues because of the complexity of rhythms and ways artists show expression in their work. Charlie Parker is one of the Main Stream artists that whites may know and those who have only one CD by him are posers. Kind of Blue, everyone knows that album, so must a white person like all of Davis’ work? I know that I don’t care for anything he did during his “Electric Period”. I wonder why whites can’t like blues either? Isn’t music all about how it feels when you listen to it? Not because you are black or white? Jerry Garcia got much of his solo/collaborative music from early blues songs and he even did a few jazz works in his own style. So, to really appreciate Jazz and the blues, we must listen to it 24/7? As a white person who loves and listens to both genres of music, I hope that other whites aren’t selling themselves short by being the complete stereotype mentioned above.
Joanna-
That was the whitest comment eve. Please see post #101.
Of course this is true because the majority of white people go to Dartmouth and willam’s college.
har har har, I feel whiter for responding to this
Bollocks!
I’m half white half ochre. What does that make me? What preconceptions about music should I have? Should I choose Radiohead or Mobb Deep?
I’m just so confused now.
sad news guys!
Jimmy Gourley passed away , on December 7 , in Paris
Condoleances for admirers (like me)
Excellent, I will check them out (and no doubt be lambasted for it).
My point still is: what happened to black (afro-american) music? When did it all turn to shit with badly timed preset riffs in pro tools and the auto-tune 3000 for terrible singers. From a musical standpoint, most rappers are about as talented as say, a large pile of half turned compost. Sure they can spin a phrase or two, but they can’t sing and they can’t play. Of course you could say that about ol’ Whitey McCrackers who is in the top 20 as well.
It just seems strange to me that after several decades of amazing black *musicians and singers* (ie, they can actually play and sing), the last decade or so has seen a massive decline in the quality of output which I don’t think anyone can deny. Seems to me that shitty rappers are seen as the pinnacle and so kids emulate them, resulting in some kind of super vortex of sucky music.
Let’s hope that some can make it past the event horizon and make some more good music so white people can enjoy it . . .
Wow-
This guy sure has white people pegged. I like Jazz and old school hip hop. I am much older than my asian girlfriend and I like her hair cut when she has bangs. My favorite holiday is Halloween and I always wear ugly sweaters. I’m just a walking stereotype and I will never be as cool as minorities.
“I put a spell on you” by an israeli singer !
Always silly and obssessed with a narrow-minded definition of whiteness !!! jimmy Mc Shame!!
James , i give you 40 acres and a mule if you show some serious knowledge other than the posts you used to make .
Black is good. I’ve actully been black my whole life and I love it. There isn’t another color in the whole wide world that I would rather be. Some those of color do all this bitching about Louiecoolgato oppression on, etc. Screw em; get a job. i’m just a girl!
Yay, Bard! The best inoculation on the planet against knee-jerk reactionism.
Joanna,
It’s possible to enjoy the humor and digs taken in this blog without subconsciously believing that you have to avoid doing anything listed here so as not to conform to some stereotype of whiteness. I understand the impulse that arises to do so whenever I read something I’m “guilty” of on here, but I ultimately shrug it off and take it for what it is – a joke.
Apparently, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience, it becomes MORE relevant to white people.’
dude – there’s a kind of music called hip-hop i believe and i’ll be fucked if it ain’t just totally built on old black music..’
unless of course it’s all a cynical ploy to sell more old black music back to white people?
i still recognise what you are trying to say but it’s just racism – it’s just funny cos it’s not aimed at black people right? ha ha har
Stuff White People Like #101: Being Offended.
Bob said: “…My point still is: what happened to black (afro-american) music? When did it all turn to shit with badly timed preset riffs in pro tools and the auto-tune 3000 for terrible singers….”
CORRECTION: I say: What happened to ALL music? When did it all turn to shit with badly timed preset riffs in pro tools and the auto-tune 3000 for terrible singers???
From the early 90s til now, good music of ANY KIND is extremely hard to find…..people who’ve been listening to different genres of music for a LONG TIME (I’m telling my age with this statement) are disgusted with these weak, retreads of so-called music that comes over the airwaves…..You listen to almost ANY genre (rock, R&B, alternative, rap, etc) and you could easily identify where the new music “borrowed’ shamelessly from the older music….
I guess the old adage is true: ‘there is no new thing under the sun’….Music in general may have run out of new, fresh ideas..
Well, that’s true to an extent. I mean, you would hardly call a band like Wolfmother original (exceedingly derivative), however that doesn’t discount the fact that they could actually play/sing/rock.
As I said they, looking away from top 20 stuff, which is uniformly bland and talentless, regardless of race, they are plenty of good bands out there. Where are the Afro-American bands?
Serious question. I don’t want to listen to them just because they are black, but I want to know what is going on in the scene. Is there even a scene? Do young black people even play instruments anymore?
Hey whities, stop whining. Of course the blog is ridiculous. It is meant to be humorous, not factual. Some are obviously funnier than others. I didn’t really like this one but that doesn’t mean I have to post rants about how I’m White and I legitimately like Jazz and Blues.
Just calm down, dawgz.
“Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.”
This has to be the finest line I’ve read on this blog. Oh jesus.
Also, it appears that I’m getting whiter by the minute. And I don’t even classify as white…
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
please stop using lol in every sentence.
A boy is born in hard time Mississippi
Surrounded by four walls that ain’t so pretty
His parents give him love and affection
To keep him strong moving in the right direction
Living just enough, just enough for the city…ee ha!
His father works some days for fourteen hours
And you can bet he barely makes a dollar
His mother goes to scrub the floors for many
And you’d best believe she hardly gets a penny
Living just enough, just enough for the city… yeah!
His sister’s black but she is sho’nuff pretty
Her skirt is short but Lord her legs are sturdy
To walk to school she’s got to get up early
Her clothes are old but never are they dirty
Living just enough, just enough for the city…um hum
Her brother’s smart he’s got more sense than many
His patience’s long but soon he won’t have any
To find a job is like a haystack needle
Cause where he lives they don’t use colored people
Living just enough, just enough for the city…
Living just enough…
For the city… ooh, ooh
Enjou amuriccanzs rednecks!!
Moderator
Can you please tell us why there is no access to Political Prisoners ?
Where is freedom of speech ?
Why THIS ONE and not another one ?
Are we in former soviet union ?
Please , be sweet !
I never thought of music as black or white, its universal. I do know this…Rap, Hip Hop or Hate Whitey music…or whatever that shit is….is sure not music….gold jewry, giant sunglasses, adidas, work boots (has a rapper ever worked? do any of you work? not by the way I pay taxes) pants falling off, derbys, gold teeth, big cars, or rather big chines, hand signals, holding guns sideways, scratchin records on turntables, cell phones, earrings, girls with hairy armpits, cornrows, thug life, being obese, 6th grade dropout, no tune, no harmony, no musical instuments…that is not music. Hey you can have it because it shows your intelligence “yo be like Tupac”. You can have Slim Shady, Nilla Ice and Kid Rock…and the Beastie Boys…ever heard of Miles, Parker, Coltrane, Booker T., Otis Redding, JB, Sly, Sam and Dave, Robert Johnson, Neville Brothers, Jimi H, JL Hooker, Muddy, BB, Freddie, Issac Hayes, Ike and Tina..no I guess not…you just want to use the n word every other breath….oh well, as your Lord Biggie said, you nobody til someone kills you. Wake up.
I am a 50 year old black man with an education, a family, a career and a good life. I never let anybody white or black stop me from succeeding. Call me Unc Tom, but I would rather have worked, suffered and gotten where I am by not quitting than worship, Tupac, Biggie, Chuck D et al….losers, not musicians, haters….who would rather complain than have any kind of thought process….you people pull our people down….try follwing Obamas path instead of Tupacs…its nicer and might make you learn what love is about….loving all people.
It is apparent that both the author AND many of these readers have a very limited knowledge of hip hop. First off, I’d like to point out that while hip hop does have an element which is materialistic, misogynistic, and violent, those same qualities appear in another genre of music that other people like……rock. But since many of the establishment listen to rock, hip hop often finds itself getting skewered for having the same qualities.
First off, jazz is not dying off in the black community, if anything, it’s stronger than ever. Incredibly it’s been transplanted into hip hop via J-Dilla (RIP), Common, and even Kanye West.
And to those who knock on Tupac, and others like him….While I will admit that there are some times when their music is really ignorant, but many times they are spitting true poetry. Tupac’s portrayal of street life is both beautiful and tragic if one would just listen and have a little empathy.
Again and again other forms of entertainment get away with all the same things that hip hop gets criticized for and this article didn’t help.
So where did you get the notion that Tupac, Biggie, and Chuck D didn’t work or suffer for their work? Have you ever actually listened to their work? Those three have written some of the most socially relevant pieces of music I’ve ever heard of. And don’t give me this whole “you people being our people down” thought process. With that train of thought, you are just as guilty as those you accuse because in a way, you are conditioning people to blame instead of taking action.
Those three that you call “losers” did what they did to survive. Let me guess, you think they should have gone to school or gotten a regular 9 to 5? In the neighborhood they lived in, they wouldn’t stand a chance, not with the sub par education system they’re stuck with, or with the dead end entry jobs available to them. Tupac once said that when your surroundings are so bleak and limited in opportunity, then hustling doesn’t seem so outrageous. You should take the blame you place on rappers and place them on the government that systematically forced them into this avenue.
Listen, I mean LISTEN to WHAT these people are saying
Miles Davis loved to wear outrageous outfits during performances especially after the release of Bitches Brew so how is that different from the way rappers dress?
And where did you get brainwashed into this notion that hip hop is somehow NOT music? Last I heard, rhythm was a musical quality and even an idiot will admit that a rapper has to have a good grasp of it to be able to rap to a beat. And the beats OH THE BEATS! The beats create the atmosphere for the emcee. If the words are the meat, the beat is the potatoes. Listen to the beats done by Just Blaze, J-dilla, and Kanye, and I dare you to say that that isn’t music. Hip hop music is comprised equally of the lyrics AND the beats.
Tell me, beyond what the media told you about Tupac, what else do you know about him? Do you know where he came from, what he had to do to survive, his thoughts on politics. Ever wonder……WHY, he felt the way he felt and said the things he said?
And I know you did NOT just put Eminem in the same sentence as Vanilla Ice! Vanilla was a fraud who did nothing but pretend, Eminem was a master of telling story and very few could spit better than him. Listen to his verse in Renegade, read the lyrics and tell me that doesn’t take skill!
I really don’t get how your favorite musicians are any different from these rappers you dog on. They did drugs, had sex with different women every night, drank all night, and all the same things you disapprove about rappers.
and hey……..Miles said nigga too.
You are more than welcome Hoffa, Im glad to see that you had some mental capability of realizing the error of your ignorant ways. I know that sooner or later the dumb become inlighted. Wisdom is free so you dont have to spend your life savings helping the needy on my behalf, no, use that money to help repair that leaky roof on your cardboard box you live in. Im proud of you SON, actually, I take that back, you have graduated to LIL BOY now, keep up the good work, pretty soon you will be elevated to dumbass. Keep the love in you heart Lil Boy. 🙂
Hey someone who dont know jack, you mean to tell me that millions of lil white boys and girls who are blasting mad animal zoo sounds out there cars and ipods are wrong, corp. america is wrong for using those songs in all forms of media and commercials. I bet you have some jungle music in your 8track too..LOL, you are a propaga tool, I bet your dumb ass actually believes the crap you wrote. I listen too all music and for you to say that rap music dont fall into the catagory of entertainment is ALMOST as stupid as you. Metal and rap are the two most extremes of music there are, both are intertainment. Sometimes entertainers get caught up in their own lil hype and do something stupid, whether it be going to jail for some stupid charge to biting the head off of live animals. Is that smart, no, but it happens. Anyone who judges music based on the skin color of the performer is an asshole who has little to no credibility. Hope you see the light one day, put alil love in your heart. 🙂
Question – who was Eddie Kendricks?
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I’m a white person who was into 1980s rap in the 1980s, so I guess I was alive and into it when it was relevant. And I genuinely prefer the sound of 1980s rap to the sound of current rap.
darryl…..Look up the Temptations….and go from there…..you’ll soon get your answer…
Goerge Bush listening to beyonce Knowles !!! enjoy
“Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.”
I fell out of my chair…
haha I bet you Nikki is White
Dude, really, you should have a Nobel prize in literature for this.
I had to laugh at you…anyone cool with the term uncle tom is most certainly a self loathing negro. You could have made plenty of points about the lack of musicianship in Tupac for example, but you hit everyone with the broad brush. But hey..you’re 50 and educated…in the vein of Clarence Thomas and his master Scalia. Btw…Barack referred to a Jay-Z lyric during the primaries. I guess he’s “bringing us down” in your opinion.
I find this site funnier and funnier not only for the funny posts but all the funny white people who don’t get what a stereotype is, don’t have a sense of humor, and get offended easily and seem to have to explain that THEY are actually different, not the kind of white that this website talks about. lighten up… this shit is funny… stop explaining yourselves cause that just makes you whiter!
Dear Felicity,
We black people award you the medal of honor for your music listening skills, but the fact that you have failed to evolve is something that did not escape our notice and we hereby take our medal back.
Sincerely,
The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People Music
Dear Darryl,
Keep on truckin.
Sincerely,
The Temptations
Dear Bart,
Did you miss your copy of The Onion today because you are not being culturally aware to the fact that this is a satirical website.
Hoping you get your panties out of a bunch,
Kanye West
Dear Riff,
We are all proud of your education. You however, sound like an as*hole. If you are so educated, can’t you recognize irony or satire in the written form? Also, people stop using so many elipses because I find them offensive.
Hoping your future education includes English classes,
Elvis Presley (black music thief)
You have got to be kidding!!!
Dig deeper, it gets deeper.
White people should be proud of keeping Jazz alive afterall it is real music played by humans and not machines.
Hey Riff, for someone that is sooooo educated, you sure are closed minded. And you know what they say about closed mined people, they dont expand their horizons, and that they are content in being an IGNORAT dumbass. Your an educated man, you know why I chose that word. I will agree that for the most part, most music today whether from a black, white or any other color artist today is garbage, you cant just brush all artist, especially rap artist into the same catagory. One of my favorite artist is Ray Charles, remember ‘lets get stoned’. im not going to go into a music lesson with you, im just going to say that your entitled to your opinion as well as i am entitled to mine, and black and 50 or black and 10, an unjustified comment is an unjustified comment. Your using only the stereotype to justify your point. Thats really brilliant. Just because you know a hand full of old school artist dont mean you know jack about music. It just makes you a blow hard.
put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*&ka
PS: You can also “Boogie Down”, to be followed by a spiritual awakening of “He’s A Friend of Mine”…
Sincerely,
The Temptations
Yeah right, white people are keeping (hysterical laughter) Jazz and the Blues (pounding the table laughing) ALIVE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Oh mercy, once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Seriously, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
You’re right man. Good point. It’s sucks when the stereotype is YOU. Gotta laugh at yourself for once in your life. But it’s fun to bash it too.
Agreed. I am a white person who was laughing my a$$ off reading this because I felt like I was reading my own biography. I just thought about how many times I’ve uttered the phrase “you know, REAL Hip-Hop”
Seriously, lighten up white people and learn to laugh at yourselves.
Ah… Cute. Really cute. Of course the fact is … Well I won’t get into it. It’s a little too naughty to talk about. But we all know what I’m getting at, don’t we? The truth is commercial hip hop DOES suck and yes it’s true that a majority of black people DO enjoy it. But that’s just like saying NICKELBACK is white people music because a majority of white people listen to crap like that. Dig what I’m saying? Yes the majority of black people listen to bad music (mainstream hip hop) but so do the majority of white people. Mainstream music (white & black) sucks.
Too true, we won tickets to see De La Soul from our local FM community radio.
Held at the most expensive spot in Hobart Tasmania (Moorila Wine Estate)
Tickets were for 1 bottle of wine, 4 tapas each and 2*De La Soul, cost AU$370.
Now that’s a white persons dream!
The major consumers of Mainstream Rap are the White middle class this one makes no sense if you know current stats.
nah when you’re right, you’re right. I just got a little peeved at the responses by some taking jabs at a genre of music they have little understanding of.
And do you know how hard it is to untwist panties? Damn, hard as a mutha!
As a white man, I have to admit this is absolutely hilarious!! All people like crazy things, and whoever put this in writing has a keen sense of observation!! White people are so funny and these truths prove it. I have a lot of friends who like this stuff, and I have laughed at them often. I am sure things I like are funny as well; we are unique unto ourselves regarding our taste, but its amazing how much its shared and even more amazing how funny it is.
Regarding the music. I am a serious vinyl collector, and have a lot of black music I love. Parker, Coltrane, Miles Davis, Ray Charles, Muddy Waters,Freddy King, Sun Ra, Wille Dixon, Robert Johnson, Marvin Gaye, Staples Singers, King Curtis…and many other artists from their eras. I know who alot of hip hop artists or rappers are, but I do not own any of their material, and probably never will. There is violence in it, but it is in all of the above artists as well. I have listened to the rappers or hip hoppers, and though it is in a different form, they are making statements just like my preferred artists are making. I think music in its basic form is a call from one human to another to be aware or take notice of a human emotion that they will experience somewhere sometime in their lifetime. I can relate to the blues and jazz artists easier, but by listening to rap, I can feel the pain, anger, hurt and joy of their world as well. I think the trick is being open to a different form of delivery of common emotions I share with my fellow humans. By listening and understanding, instead of shunning a different delivery, it will help me further my own life, feelings and compassion for my fellows, regardless of our differences. Does that strike a chord with anybody else?
This is amazing. I have thought the same thing for so long but never put it in writing. White people are such snobs with music, thinking that the only good type of music is the music they listen to themselves. Get off your high horse!
I think the only exception is swing music. During the 1930’s the form of jazz that came to be known as Swing Music was popular with both whites and blacks and had their share of both white and black artists performing the music (Benny Goodman and Count Basie for example) when it was at it’s height of popularity.
I’m using Lander’s definition of “white” here, not the David Duke definition, although I do think Duke is an authentic heretic, which takes guts. He’s not the fake-radical “heretic” that virtually every member of your local Unitarian church will pat themselves on the back for being, while they subscribe to every belief and petty prejudice described on this blog.
Clear as mud?
LMAO – This dude just did excatly what you said he would: prove how much knowledge he has of the culture
white people jump off tall buildings with all their money
now aint that funny
Haha Joel B1! So true, De La Soul last year at the Sydney Festival, 1000 middle class white people aged 30 plus (me included!) dancing very awkwardly!
tom, i agree with you. i enjoy jazz, blues, rap/hip-hop (both “old school” and new commercial “crap”) because i’m a music lover i basically love stuff from all genres. i know there are pretentious people out there who act like the whites in this article but i am not one of them! maybe my parents though…haha.
“Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose.”
ahahaha! that made my day.
My guess: Since black people are raised black they hear all that stuff growning up, so they are uninterested as adults. Blacks show some interest in music whites are not interested anymore, for example Biz Marky sings “Bennie and the Jets”. How about (European) classical music and asians?
WTF????
“…Blacks show some interest in music whites are not interested anymore, for example Biz Marky sings “Bennie and the Jets”…”
Sorry Geo8rge, but NO ONE is interested in Biz version of Bennie and the Jets…..only white folk pay good money to keep the Biz Man around….
Black folk who KNOW music, and would be inclined to listen to this type of music, would go and get the original by Elton John version…..
Go to rotterdam to broden your perspective , guys
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I am thinking of artists such as Gnarls Barkley, Gorlliaz, and Santogold
I see that Disco/Techno dance music is still alive and well…in the Netherlands that is……
Guilty as charged…but that doens’t make me wrong.
Seriously…once Southern Rap hit the radio, Hip Hop died…give me PE or KRS one. An MC with something to say will have more longevity on my iPod than a gold toothed charicature with a diamond studded tank.
Alan Lomax. Damn.
Gimme that soul sound of the Shuck and Jive Five any day o’ de week.
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Hmm…Jazz, Blues.
All that’s missing is Rock ‘n Roll.
There are a ton of black musicians in the rock and metal scenes who are not only awesome, but they’ve completely inspired me to pick up a pair of drum-sticks and an acoustic guitar (though I wanted to do so anyway, because I have my own anti-music-stereotype crusade…long story), the list goes as follows:
Mike Smith (Suffocation)
Terrence Hobbs (Suffocation)
Howard Jones (Killswitch Engage)
Alexis Brown (Straight Line Stitch)
Derek Green (Sepultura)
Lajon Witherspoon (Sevendust)
Tommy Cummings (Divine Heresy, Snot)
All of the Bad Brains
All of Whole Wheat Bread
…I could go on and on.
White people like their rock Rated R and their hip-hop PG 13
Stuff White People Like Winner #5: Statistics
Excuse me, Schweppes, but where did you get this statistic? I’m sure in real terms whites are the largest consumers of rap music because most consumers are white. But in relative terms, blacks consume more hip-hop.
Anyway – ZING! HAHAHA That’s why I love this site!
Wow Johnny your taste in music is superior to my mainstream taste in music!
Mr. Cow – The posts are the best part! You know what is just hilarious? A lot of the old black music people white people are listening to was “mainstream” at the time. White people, however, are terrified of listening to someone who is currently mainstream like Usher, Brandy, or Christina Aguiliera. No doubt 15 years from now a new generation of white people will be listening to these artists talking about how great Ray J or Mariah Carey was.
Only if you get lucky
this is the best post yet… and holds so true… plus the wackness reference… Johnathan Levine and I, alike, rather listen to ATCQ, or Wutang…
and i didn’t think i was like most “white” people
Santogold’s new album is incredible
Gorillaz are awesome 😀
I’m white and I like the blues. Not because of any of the reasons you listed above, but just because it’s good. Same thing with rock. It’s good. People who listen to it for the reasons above aren’t necessarily “white”, they’re just posers.
A suggestion to add to you list/blog: this blog. White people like myself love to make fun of/laugh at our own eccentricities, and it gives us an enjoyable feeling of ironic superiority.
Beuh !!!
you’re an idiot.
… WTF! o_o
Okay…Thanks for being offensive. I’m a white jazz musician…I’ve been playing the music for over 20 years now, because the music is the most difficult to perform, and it was mostly all written when writers/musicians still gave a crap about the music and not just about the money or the ego
(and no, I don’t include “smooth jazz” anywhere in the genre…this music is basically glorified muzak elevator fodder). This is intellectual music…you have to really think about it to understand it…unlike the blatant caveman primordial urge crap that gets put on the air now (example: the song “Put it in my mouth”). I do play lots of other styles…funk, R&B, blues, reggae, house, hip hop (even opened for Common at one of his shows), but I’m always brought back to jazz because it makes you use your heart as well as your brain. Nuff said.
good one.
What an idiot.
You too are an idiot.
I suspect that’s how you like your black people too, goofy and non-threatening.
I am white and cant stand any of that ghetto music. It takes absolutely no talent to put out your records. Besides who cares about nigs killing each other – the shit is hillarious – that is why they are stupid!!!!!
Now forgive me if I’m wrong, I am kinda lacking pigment here. It’s just that in my opinion the intended audience of music is whoever’s willing to listen to it and whoever can appreciate the meaning behind it which has very little to do with colour of skin.
If someone would care to get back to me on how wrong I am I’d appreciate it because although I’m white, making me at least part wrong by default, I’m also Jewish so there might have been a grain of truth in what I said. Although it seems only to be the colour of your skin that matters on this page so I’m probably completely wrong
My favorite rapper was (in 1988) and is still is Biz Markie.
I can recite most of “The Vapors” from memory.
Spoiledwhitegirl, you are about as ignorant as they come. Please refrain from making such idiotic statements and retreat to your cave dwelling from which you come. In addition, you need to study some world history and gain a greater understanding of the African civilizations that taught your ancestors about science, mathematics, utilizing tools, and bathing daily.
Also make note that Jazz is the only classical music art form derived in America and created by “Nigs”. Jazz is also largely based on the art of improvisation, which is noted as a true skill, especially in Jazz music. During the golden age of Jazz, many of the great artists were African American and were often musically imitated but could never be duplicated because of the “Blue Note Theory”. The Blue Note Theory is based on the fact that White jazz musicians had a difficult time playing like African American jazz musicians because the music was not heard the same, and White could not hear the “Blue Note”. This could be true which explains the “lack of rhythm” that SOME whites have when it comes to dancing. White people may simply dance to a different rhythm when hearing the same song.
I’m from the N.O….Brass Band Jazz is the best….Very, celebratory.
“This is intellectual music…you have to really think about it to understand it…”
So pretentious it’s hilarious!!!
I think you’re completely right but I mean, what do I know? I apparently don’t fit the appropriate music-listening criteria. Apparently only those lacking pigmentation are allowed to listen to NIN. Shit gets crazy if you have kinky hair and a tan and play “Head Like a Hole.” Wars get started.
No you don’t need to get lucky, you pretty much just need to wave it in their faces, and they will suck. They’re easy like that!
Damn, it feels good to be a gansta!
reponse to you
this song title is : i want to be black (in french)
Tee hee hee.
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Garth: Yeah, buddy! Way to get offended!
But really I think the funniest thing is that you don’t even mention music. That’s OK, I think all white people secretly want to be Jewish anyway, so you can just go on your merry way doing whatever it is you do.
Senior Citizen Choir takes on Hip-Hop
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This is so racist but true. I don’t know about older white people and jazz and blues. But every white person at my high school talks about how they are only into “old school rap” and like all they do is go to SamGoody and get like 10 classic hip hop mixtapes.
Don’t think of me as a racist because I honestly feel awful about laughing so hard. If I was white I would truly be offended.
i should have known this was a growing phenomenon from the disproportionate number of white people at the last “real” hip hop show i went too [i knew it was real because it took place in williamsburg].
is yo la tengo underground again? would i be cool if i listened to them again?
joking aside….one of the better SWPL posts
LOL…SO TRUE
All of it
Amazing grace !!
“I think all white people secretly want to be Jewish anyway”
speak for yourself, bernard Made-OFF!!! (race of thieves !!!)
I am a white person with a background in classical music. I have been listening to blues since the late 1960’s. Your condescending, ignorant comments do not describe me or any of the people like me that I know.
“What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it.”
No, I never thought that ever. I just like the music.
In the last decade or so, there has been a real resurgence of black blues musicians, with quite a few outstanding young performers appearing. If we whiteys managed to preserve a viable market for this art form in the interim, good for us.
If you are not into the music yourself, you just don’t get it. Maybe you should restrict your comments to something you understand.
Its just all a joke Green Eagle, don’t need to take everything so personally unless u think the other 100+ posts are all totally true.
Green Eagle is pissed….
Of course Green Eagle is pissed. See #101 on the list of Stuff White People Like.
Dear Sab,
How much blues have you ever listened to? Did you ever hear Son House or Willie Mae Thornton live, like I have? Are you familiar with Blind Willie McTell, Mississippi Fred or maybe Buddy Guy or Jimmy Dawkins? Maybe if you actually listened to this music for a while, you would understand why it connects emotionally with people all over the world.
There is an implication here that the only thing white people could get from this music is ego gratification. This implies that the music itself has no intrinsic merit of its own, and is extremely demeaning to the many people of the last century who created it.
Yes, I also listen to things like the Brahms German Requiem, and Bartok string quartets. Blues is a powerful artistic medium, and no one should have to apologize for finding satisfaction in listening to it.
YOU IGNORANT NEOCON FUCKS–IT’S NOT CALLED BLACK MUSIC THAT BLACK PEOPLE DON’T LISTEN TO ANYMROE…IT’S CALLED PERSONS OF COLOR MUSIC THAT PERSONS OF COLOR DON’T LISTEN TO ANYMORE WHY DON’T YOU EJUCATE YOURSELFS!!!
This article so funny because it is so true. I was at a Wu-Tang concert last night in DC and 80% of the people there were the whitest people you could find. I mean shockingly caucasian white people. They weren’t even any cool whiteboy types that are good at dressing urban and acting black like the type of white kids you can find in Philly or NYC. There were so many pasty white nerds that looked like Beauty & The Geek contestants at that show. But this not a new phenomenon in American society. I was watching some old footage from the 70’s of James Brown singing “I’m Black and I’m Proud” to a crowd of young white women who were ironically singing along.
Do Motown and/or doo-wop count under this category?
No, Black people still listen to Motown. Doo-wop maybe?
Although I think you’re overreacting, I kind of see the point you’re trying to make. The music of my ancestors should in no way be minimalized in order to give people some sort of ego boost. The music itself is significant on its own. ITA with the gist of your post.
You might as well kill yourself for this statement. You are pathetic.
I totally agree. Music is music no real no fake just different.
Why do people think mainstream music sucks so much? I don’t get it. I like my share of indie music but I cannot imagine listening to it exclusively. Half of the indie/underground music friends and music snobs have referred to me I hated. I don’t get the attack on the mainstream and I believe most people who say that they don’t listen to mainstream music at all are lying. Listening to non-mainstream music does not make you cool.
This is funny as hell. HAHA!!
“Elvis Presley (black music thief)”
King of rock and roll my ass. Yeah he’s the king, the king of biting.
“Why don’t black people listen to good music anymore?”
Because times change and we are trendy people. Also why are you only asking about Black people? White people listen to Britney Spears, Jonas Brothers and other non singing asses and that in my opinion is not “good music”.
My question:
” Why do White people act like they are music authorities on what is good or bad music?”
I do not need your approval for my musical interest.
I think the point you’re missing is that this blog is a satire. (I think) Also, If you re-read your post you may find that you sort of perpetuate the stereo type. Name dropping 17th century type names. Glad you know a couple classical era composers. Instead of jazz, SWPL could have used “classical” music in the article. Quotes because classical is the only word white people know to describe the pieces of art played by symphony orchestras.
Whoa, I didn’t even read this one when I first posted. See what I mean people? He didn’t say orchestral, he didn’t say baroque, he didn’t say romantic… he said classical! White people rule.
haha i love how true this is… especially about how people tell me about the “golden age” of rap
grand. truly. i’ve been recently turned on to the site and the world swirling about it and i am intrigued enough to interact. woo-ha!
there’s no way around it. white people exist as a direct contrast to black people in the context of US history. the term is specifically meant to ensure the disenfranchisement of the non-white/black people. ever read the liner notes to the first me’shell album? there’s a quote that points out, to paraphrase, that what distinguishes hip-hop from other african-american musics is that black men were able to pimp along with white men rather than the traditional relationship of whites to blacks in music that is so well typified in Cadillac Records–whites historically pimp black music for personal gain. this is not news.
what is news is the lack of commentary about economic privilege determining the output of music generally and how few of us, white people, act upon the ethical imperatives inherent in the privilege to regular attend concerts, buy albums, travel to festivals? the capacity to accumulate vast musical knowledge is directly related to class and race dynamics that have combined in the US to make “white” = “rich” and “black” = “poor”. thus, in a market system, any musics are targetted to the whites that could buy it. the challenge is to bridge the divide and renegotiate the reality of our concrete lived relationships in our communities and nations to rectify concrete injustices. if black music has anything to say to white people it is that–correct yourself.
which means? generate a world where our simplistic defiintions and stereotypes are replaced by concrete historical reconciliations and lived cultures of common humanity. might be pie in the sky, but as a good white guy… i’m gonna follow that dream.
p.s. can’t wait for the tears on the inaugaration day.
You ought to know Bartok is a 20th century composer, and Brahms is in the 19th. And as for your comments regarding the integrity of classical music fans and jazz fans, you are simply wrong.
Have you ever felt yourself compelled to state you like rock, as opposed to mid-80s american art rock? Perhaps then you may understand why he spoke in a generality, as opposed to a rather narrow label. Since they share many traits in common, it is not unusual to refer to the entirety of the classical music spectrum are merely classical- it is, however, understood that this is only a formality used when say one is learning Classical style composition.
it’s different to learn about music from living instead of having to go to college to hear it. funny how i feel like i am fifty years late to actually witness something really happen. incidentally, a week after i discovered a love for Howlin’ Wolf, somebody gave me a fedora.
Woah, that was quite a boring entry. Are you white ?
I am and nearly fell asleep.
this is so me I love George Clinton but none of my black friends do…check this site for cool white people http://www.revoint.com
I wasn’t offended. And had you cared to read my comment you would have noted that I did mention music in the first paragraph. If I had been offended I probably would have sworn abit more. I do disagree with the article though. I also hate the attitude that only oldschool rap is good rap. There’s plenty of good rap being released now.
Interesting that you should bring up Howlin’ Wolf… I absolutely love him…he’s quite possibly my second favorite blues artist (next to Jonny Lang). 🙂
This web site is very funny, being a Black dude, I find some of this stuff interesting to say the least. Browsing through the site, Blacks and Whites have some of the same interest, but Blacks don’t have the cash to sustain long term relationships with some of the activities they would like to participate in like shopping at Whole Foods, living on the sea shore, reading the N.Y. Times or flying to Europe or Africa to learn about other cultures, even our African heritage. I love jazz and hip-hop, but the blues are dead and boring. Actually, young Whites and Jewish label owners have sustained hip-hop for this long because of the selling and purchasing of C.D’S and concert tickets. If Blacks had to keep hip-hop alive it would have been dead a long time ago. To my White friends, keep hip-hop alive!
I would tell you about your racist self spoiledwhitegirl, but I am a humanitarian and I know exactly what you need. In laymans term, you need a big injection of erection from a non-white source. After a few hours of some hot steamy jungle love, you will be all better. Unlesss…., youve been there and done that and got dumped by the very ghetto “nig” that you now hate. Hahaha. Thats probably the case. Once you go non white, you never go back unless you lost your ghetto pass, then you just shit outta luck. 🙂
The 57% figure would be true only if 100% of all registered white voters actually voted.
Also the country in no where near 80% white anymore.
You throw bad percentages around like a honky wonk.
You sure you’re not white?
Cuz you’re gray matter is awful pasty.
On the contrary ‘socialist’….if Blacks had to keep hip hop alive, it would have been relegated to only Black neighborhoods….i doubt that it would have died out….of course, hip hop artists would NOT be making the money like they are now, also……..black music has ALWAYS survived in all its forms without white support….
As for whites keeping hip hop alive, if you are talking about spreading it outside of Black neighborhoods AND spending money on hip hop (thus hip hop artists would be making money), then you are absolutely correct….as you so correctly stated….
“…To my White friends, keep hip-hop alive!…”
PS: as for your statement….”I love jazz and hip-hop, but the blues are dead and boring….” I would suggest that you re-listen to and read up on the history of blues…..One cannot ignore the FOUNDATION to which popular american music owes much credit to….
Not a single mention of Motown? I also notice “blogging” has been excluded from the list of things white people like. I demand answers.
Nie piece of work man! I totally agree about this. It has always been like this. Blacks are creating music and white are trying to innovate and industrialize it like they did with everything that was pure. Thats why music nowadays is so poor.
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Ok why did this happen to me this summer. I was “debating” a white guy I worked with about the coolness of little lame, I mean Lil Wayne (notice how I spelled out little). I find Weezy aka Lil Wayne wack, overrated and annoying. He thought Weezy was the best thing since I don’t know some obscure “old school” hip hop artist that I’ve never heard of or only heard referenced emerged on the hip hop scene.
Of course he took the time to educate me like only he could on “real hip hop”, I remember laughing in his face. One because I’m like five years older than him and can truly claim to be an 80s baby (<hip hop’s heyday to some) and two sorry to say because he’s white. Not saying he can’t know anything about hip hop but the fact that he was trying to educate me on hip hop was truly comical at best.
I wouldn’t call this hip hop today anything post 91 is nothing more than the trick 97 format generation, You wanna thank white people for that? who during the whole decade of the 80’s downed hip hop and said they couldn’t understand it until a group based la sold 2million lp’s from the trunks of their cars, then white lable heads finally opened up to hip hop why? cuz they could finally define it that’s why.
Impress an older black person with their knowledge? Are you implying that knowledge of crappy pop music is what will impress older black people? What about a discussion regarding science, art, religion? But no it’s knowing about crappy pop music that will impress older black people.
Your writing disgusts me. You are the unwashed taint of a gangbanged crackwhore.
No wonder it takes so long for me to get my damn burger and fries with you two yackin all day about crappy music.
Get back to your fryer damnit!
Can we add “hip hop inspired phrases that black people don’t use anymore”?
Or can we at LEAST put out a notice to white people to stop saying “You go girl” ? SERIOUSLY.
Oh, come off it. You’re not better than everyone like you think. And how do you “agree about this”? That doesn’t make any sense.
WHOOMP! There it is!! Yeah, baby!! Lol
Everyone, it’s nice to see these debates. As a green person, I quite enjoy this article. I too bump that hippity whatsit and kick it old style with my boys.
Wow. You nailed me re: hip hop.
Though I still listen to the Roots and Murs.
Yeah, white guy here.
I am of white (I prefer Euro-American) race. I loath Jazz to death. So does every person I know with one exception.
Whoomp there it is! Again, I would have to say….Guilty. haha.
I enjoy Stan Getz. He was a magnificent musician and if you want to listen to a beautiful CD listen to “Focus”.One critic said it was one of the most impressive records ever made. They called Getz “The Sound” and with good reason.
Some people enjoy jazz because they wish to hear good brass, and rhythm. The same reason I enjoy Elizabethan music.
If I hear one more KRS-One song I think I will shit a Cinderblock; and yes I do think he along with most Old-school Hip Hop sucks. It does remind me of how funny In-Living-Color used to be.
Way to obvious troll, but apparently it still worked so you get a 6/10
You mean how funny In Living Color is today. That is some seriously funny, “old-school” African American comedy. That sh*t was whack!
I’m trying to convince my fiancee that our wedding playlist should be exclusively 80’s rap: Bust a Move; Good Vibrations; I Got the Power; Joy and Pain; Funky Col’ Medina. We’ll keep the party going all night long.
The Soooooooooooooooooooul Train! can you diggit? … ooops, sorry.. wrong decade
*yawn* I believe it is you who has taken himself too seriously. *yawn*
FUCK
he finally got me with this one
LMAO white people think “whack” means good!
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Let it die. Hip hop is the worst most commercialized music out there along with that teeny bopper shit all over the radio. I have a really hard time finding any musicians that I can actually stand to listen to anymore.
and enough of this blacks are poor whites are rich bull shit. rich are rich poor are poor. I am white and I grew up poor. family on wic, food stamps, and had to shop at ames for my $50 worth of school clothes that had to last me all year. pahleaze!
Get this. My latest iPod download was “Love Train” LOL. Anyways I download a lot of music, new and old, black or white. I believe that good music is good music no matter what year it came out in.
To be completely correct, Wu-Tang, De La Soul, and Del aren’t old school. They’re still making music. But really, what the true thing that white people like (and black people too. It’s ok) is good hip hop. JayZ and Kanye (along with Wu-Tang) are current popular artists who make good hip hop. There are plenty who are current as well, that aren’t commercial (aka just doing for the money. I’m talking to you, superman that hoe) such as MF DOOM, Atmosphere, Hieroglyphics, Murs, Blackalicious, Jurassic 5, Count Bass D, CunninLynguist, I-Phantom, Jedi Mind Tricks, Black Milk, Lupe Fiasco, Madlib, Rhymefest, and Weird Science, just to name a few. This type of music is liked because at least it preaches some sort of message, often positive, or at least just true. They don’t focus on skeet skeeting on a girl’s back. RECOGNIZE!!!
This blog is really funny. I’m black, but I actually like some of the things that supposedly only white people like. I hope I don’t offend any white people by saying that. I’m all about the sea salt, jazz music, and enjoying a nice Shiraz.
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I think the real problem with modern black music is that it has become so far removed from the tradition from which it came, with the exception of New Orleans (where jazz is still very much alive in the the black community), younger black generations are quick to dismiss the importance of the older music tradition and therefore never learn how to play instruments and the music forms that evolved from young people learning tradition.
Let’s face it, the more we have to endure Ne-yo and ten other guys who sound just like him, or listen to beyonce try to write a song with a “bridge to nowhere”, the more we will have to realize that the life of American music is slowly being squeezed out.
man i hate recent black music, and im sure black people know that its shitty but go along with it cuz they gotta support eachother. but ya i hate hearing crap black music from any 1!
Awww come on Ne-Yo is awesome! Plus he’s probably gay, so that’s bonus white people points!
Oh sure, because Jay-Z, Diddy, Kanye, and 50 Cent are just victims of the white capitalist machine. Their pure black souls have been tainted with white money. If it weren’t for the white devils, they would still be performing in basement parties and driving Geo Metros, known only to a small group of elite hip hop heads. Now they are sucessful and must be shared with the unwashed masses who listen to the likes of Britney Spears and Soulja Boy. Shame on them for selling out to the corporate white people. What gives them the right to whore out their talents to the phony American dream of prosperity and freedom from hunger and want?
Lessee… white? check
likes blues and jazz? check
young? check
wears a fedora? check
Screw you, I’m going to Starbucks.
Hey runninsheep, You hate listening to black music like you hate listening to your english teacher when it was time to learn how to write. I see what grade you dropped out of in school. The fourth grade was alil hard on ya huh, runninsheep. Maybe you need hooked on phonics, or better yet, hooked on not being a dumbass. You hate being a dumbass but being a dumbass loves you. I see you enjoy having not so loving views on non whites of the black persuasion, hmmmmm. I guess the clan meeting let out early today huh, well bitch, allow me to put alil love in your heart. 🙂
runninwoof on January 11, 2009 at 2:13 am
“WEED IS TEH JESUS and yes i bought 2 500$ bongs and a 250$ vaporizer and they are my babies! i would never smoke with my kids but man weeds baby weeds be the shitss! and i cant play basketball but whenever i have a black guy (0-4-0 is a code name for black people cuz its the number of black paint for a mercades! FYI) (or any 1 for that matter) around to smoke 1 of my phat ass peeces i can always be sure he will be like deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem WTF why am i soooo high AND WTF is with this mutha fucken bong! and then i make them rap to techno! and if they dont then i get my shotty and whip on my southern accent and shit starts to get outa hand so they throw up and then i make them clean it while im puttin cigs out in thier sheepish hair”
You feelin kinda tough today huh sheep, you let that wolf clothing get the better of you huh, well no worries, we real wolves can see the bitch in you a mile away and the only black you ever seen was the black on the brothas fist knocking your bitch ass out for trying to act cool. LOL..
For the record, majority of ALL music today is garbage, regardless of what ethnicity made it. But thats a different blog. You better put alil love in your heart sheep, as well as learning to write, we real wolves dont run. RUNNIN SHEEP. 🙂
In the 60’s and 70’s black music [soul/R&B/funk, whatever…] UNITED black and white audiences. Since the mid 80’s black “artists” have been deliberately DIVIDING their black audience from the white mainstream with messages of hate and oppression. How sad. The fact is that the parents and grandparents of these under-30 African Americans gave these people a chance to succeed but most of them let it go to waste. Race relations today are as bad as they were in the 1950’s but don’t go blaming white folks like me who were born then. We weren’t taught prejudice as kids and if we’re leery of black youth on the street today it’s because of the antaganism that’s being demostrated towards whites.
I find the obvious avoidance of rock and roll funny in this article. hmm, I wonder why the author decided to leave that one out?
Read between the lines dummy, he talked about the english bands playing their own version of the blues HMMMMM WHAT COULD HE BE TALKING ABOUT?!?!!
This item misses the whole point of black music. It is not about race, or even music.
What it IS about is the secret society of confirmed hypocrites (SSOCH). This shadowy organisation helps black ‘artists’ write about the opression of the ghetto, the lack of community values and the white man’s efforts to keep the black man down.
Writing a good song about keeping the black man down requires a healthy amount of reference to treating your wife/girlfriend like a whore or bi-atch, frequent mention of your own substance addiction (Cristal, anyone? It’s the next stepo up from Malt liquor) and of course as much anti-police sentiment as the record company’s formula allows. Mix well and bask in the splendour of the white man’s world – mansions, cars, stupid clothing and tasteless adornments.
God forbid that a successful rapper would re-invest in his commmunity to give kids the chance to get out of the ghetto that he never had. God forbid that his ‘lyrics’ would help those kids develop a grasp of english that would help them get employment, for doing so would be the beginning of the end – educated kids might not actually LIKE hearing about beating down on black “Ho’s” – after all, a black kid’s mother is herself likely to be black. Who would choose to listen to music that glamourises rape and assault on your own mother?
White folk must listen to black music to keep the sales up, thereby helping Mr 50 cent and his ilk to keep the black youth uneducated and repressed. THAT is worthy of a medal, isn’t it, Mr Bush?
lol you just dont get it do you? try thinking beyond the Beatles reference.
you obviously dont listen to rap.
“…White folk must listen to black music to keep the sales up, thereby helping Mr 50 cent and his ilk to keep the black youth uneducated and repressed…..”
Well by following your rationale Mike, my question to you is this…
are WHITE PEOPLE buying all this ‘rap music’, as you described, to learn how to start “… beating down on WHITE “Ho’s” – after all, a WHITE kid’s mother is herself likely to be WHITE. Who would CHOOSE TO LISTEN to music that glamourises rape and assault on your own mother?…”
Well it is OBVIOUS that WHITE PEOPLE are paying GOOD MONEY to learn this behavior….and from what we see on the news everyday, white people are actually DOING exactly what you describe!!…..with one BIG DIFFERENCE…..you all pay GOOD MONEY to learn this behavior from these rappers (if I follow your way of thinking)…….AND MR. 50 CENT and all those OTHER rappers that white folk support thanks you for that good money…
And you are correct, Mr. Bush does deserve a medal…a medal for getting white folk to continue to buy the very music you describe in order to support the economy…..but Mr. 50 and all the rest of those rappers are kind of disappointed because you white folk did not buy enough music to keep the economy from collapsing!!…..this upset them to no ends!!!
Next time you generalize Mike, don’t leave your ass exposed with stupid statements…….It might get shot at again….
geez…
hahaha the google ad for this page for me says:
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anyone else get that?
Yes. The same ad was sitting at the bottom of the post on Asian Girls. I laughed then thought about taking a screenshot but decided not to.
“…Race relations today are as bad as they were in the 1950’s but don’t go blaming white folks like me who were born then. We weren’t taught prejudice as kids and if we’re leery of black youth on the street today it’s because of the antaganism that’s being demostrated towards whites….”
Well Russ G., you’ve given the perfect example of what PREJUDICE is….
prejudice |ˈprejədəs|
noun
1) preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience
Your very words tell us that the antagonism that makes you leery of black youth IS NOT from personal experience, but rather, a preconceived opinion NOT based on actual experience…
Thank you for the EXCELLENT example!
PS: NOT all black youth do not act the same, Russ G., thus by lumping all of them under the same category (saying that their ‘antagonisms’ towards whites makes you leery), you are demonstrating the behavior of MOST WHITES who have issues with black people in general, and young black males in particular…
Thus, you are PROOF that race relations are as bad because of white people holding on to PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS about blacks…
Skin color DOES NOT define behavior, character, or intelligence….when white people begin to believe this, then most of our racial problems will diminish in the US…
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I love the comment about the blues, especially because I was in college when White people took the blues.
I remember White people telling me about their outings to blues clubs.
Honey, you’ve really got a gift. And you’ve got to use it.
couldn’t agree more!
Rap is the best! This trash really shows the true black man in all his glory, really good, enjoy! As for the suburban type white fools, better stay in the suburbs.
Heh, and other races already took in rap. But hey its music. Our music. >:)
Word son!
Classical music = Dead White European Males (with a few exceptions)
Jazz = Dead African American Males (with a few exceptions)
Both are creatively dead in the 21st century. Classical music as a living, breathing form of music seemed to be a casualty of World War II. Jazz died in the 1970s. However I wouldn’t say blacks no longer listen to jazz – the black equivalent of the whites who pretend to be connisseurs of classical music (and jazz) still listens to it (or pretends to listen to it), you’re in L.A., go to the Catalina some time and you’ll see plenty of black “cultural elitist” types paying high prices to see jazz there.
hehe ye. This site, these comments, funny but so true. I’m W, where do I vote or how is the list compiled?
Motown is the whitest of all black music. I don’t know a single black person who likes Motown
eminem is a hip hop homo
black people like jazz to! they sit outside the bookstore in a dumpster or box and it helps them fall asleep because its so relaxing!
and Asian people listen to white music white people don’t listen to anymore. The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd… I mean what kind of a white person listens to those old rock shit? HAHAHA and I know some black people who listen to those shit. Whites>blacks and Asians
Asians do listen to a lot of 80s pop and stuff , then sing it on their karaoke machines. They even practice karaoke in their own house in order to go over to other Asians houses and brag how good they sing Michael Jackson or Tina Turner.
That and some heroin provide a nice nod. I’ll be up early for my spot in the foodstamp line. Get on the night train, all aboard, Obama will fix this shit.
Has anyone thought about WHY there is no 90’s Nite or post 2000 music Nite at ANY clubs or place to go dancing??
Could it be that most music made after 1991 (black and white music) is mostly garbage throw-a-way music??
Has anyone notice that the music industry promotes ‘a sound’, and not music….thus groups and individual singers come and go as fast as the use of toilet tissue?….Post 1991 music in general is about the producers…they write (or rather, take credit for writing) the songs, then they find a ‘singer with a look’, not necessarily a good voice, but a ‘look’….then they begin the ‘hype’ machine via the tv, internet, and radio waves……..
…..the singers are just ‘disposable vehicles’ to deliver the mostly garbage sounds that are on the airwaves these days……they are interchangeable…thus the reason why AMERICAN IDOL is so popular….get fame for a moment, then thrown out after your usefulness has been used up…
And now i read how people here criticize 80s music and before…..you people do not even realize that the reason you are criticizing it is NOT because the music was bad, but rather because you remember how GOOD the music was BUT in your view, the music is OLD…
I’d rather listen to OLD good music, then to be tortured by this NEW garbage music that we hear these days…
Louie , you are unjust !
What about these powerful voices : Jennifer Hudson ( i bet she will last as long as Aretha , those girls from the church are simply graced by Gog himself …), macy Gray( unique), aussie james morrisson ????
All are post 1991 .
sorry , God not gog .
Selma, I will admit that there are EXCEPTIONS to the rule, but they are few and very far between in my opinion….
Jennifer Hudson has a powerful voice, but let’s face it, her songs are NOT memorable, unless she does remakes of memorable songs…
Macy Gray is one of the exceptions to the rule, so i will agree with you on this point (I like Macy’s music, BTW)…
Aussie James Morrisson??…..i have not heard any of his stuff yet…
Please keep your music, except for kayne west, not! What crap.
I ask this question with the utmost sincerity: what makes music “good”? People always make the distinction between “good” and “bad” music, but few take time to explain what makes “good” music.
To me, something is “good” if it excels at achieving its purpose. We can differentiate between “good” and “bad” for some things, sports teams. Some teams are better at achieving their purpose (i.e. winning) than others. But isn’t the point of music, at least to the listener, to make the listener happy? How can you say with such conviction that one piece of music will make a person happier than another piece of music?
Hah! De La Soul and Wu Tang Clan are definitely commercial hiphop. Maybe additionally ‘classic’ only because they are also 15+ years old. But very much commercial.
Indeed it’s true: I just can’t stop listening to MOTOWN stuff!
I consider, as a general statement, ‘good’ music as thematic music that is remembered by more than one generation….and is used again in different forms (remakes, pop culture, etc)…
the ‘THEME’ is the period that the music was popular in at the time…..Now there is alot of garbage music under certain themes, but for the most part people associate the music for a certain time period…and they like to use the music to re-associate themselves to that period of time…
For example….Motown music would be catagorized as ‘good music’, not because of any personal belief, but because of how many generations STILL listen to it, and how it is identified ALL OVER THE WORLD, and how people of all ages and creeds and cultures can relate to it….
As for ‘bad music’….this is a recent occurrence (my opinion, of course)…..after 1991, ‘themes’ are hard to come by…recession?…who remembers hits of the 1990s recession?….late 90s I would say that there was a period of ‘good music’ with the technomusicians (fat boy slim, prodigy, crystal meth, etc) coming on the scene and mixing it with rappers, and girl-girl groups made a return)….but after 9/11….themes were basically gone…..who can remember lots of songs about 9/11? from then until now, music in general, in my opinion, has been squeezed and reprocessed to a tasteless paste…..
People who have a WIDE variety of tastes in music will vouch for me….when we hear a ‘new’ song, almost INEVITABLY we can guess the original song or chord or beat that the ‘new song’ stole from…..there is no such thing as sampling anymore…it is wholesale pillaging of older music and rapping or playing other instruments over, or just repeating a 30sec or longer segment of an older song…..and ALL GENRES of pop music does this now….
I may be wrong, but i am curious as to hear some other opinions on this….
I wouldn’t quite throw in the towel at 1991, I mean there WAS good music being produced. Oh, you meant “RAP” music…well in that case…there never was any talent involved. Just pick five sentences that rhyme, and hum along whilst thumping your finger on the side of a wooden stool. Does anyone think that there will be “rap” groups still making “rap” music 40 years from now? The Rolling Stones have been around sense the early 60’s, and they STILL make good music. No comparison will EVER exist in a “rap” genre….EVER..!!!
“SINCE”
The story doesn’t end with the British blues bands’ White version. It’s much more horrific than this. While it was bad enough that the likes of Eric Clapton took to the likes of Howlin’ Wolf, Led Zeppelin paved the way to even further debauchery. According to Robert Plant, lead singer of said mega-rock band, they found that their (mostly White) audience took a liking to the ‘sexual innuendo’ element of the Blues. This element certainly existed among many of the Black Blues musicians, but it eventually became the primary focus of White rock bands. This was obviously due to the fact that their White audience couldn’t relate nearly as much to the ‘hard-life/struggling’ element of the Blues. This has lead to what we now refer to as ‘hard rock’, which is blues based, but emphasizes mainly a White alpha-male sexual prowess theme.
Then why do Cubs fans still exist?
I meant , james morrisson an australian guy …
Oh , and tracy Chapman , still alive (musicaly speaking , se toured in europe last month …).
Grunge music is a type of music where talent is not needed …..back in the 60s, garage bands made music that made lots of noise and every once in awhile, one of them make a tune that is a hit….it is (was) the same with grunge music…..two examples:
1960s—the Kingsmen (garage band one hit wonder) re-make hit of Richard Berry’s “Louie Louie”
1990s—Nirvana with their major and biggest grunge band hit “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
While rap may be ‘bad’ in your eyes, paxvox, it has been adopted ALL OVER THE WORLD as a form of music that youth can relate to….Israeli rappers, Palestinian rappers, Turkish rappers, French rappers, etc….
whereas, there is NO SUCH THING as a grunge band that has world wide influence….I’ve heard of somali rappers, but have you heard of a somali grunge band??……No world influence, nor any long lasting shelf life…..thus grunge is in the ‘bad music’ bin…..
PS: Rap music in one form or another has been around in the Rhythm and Blues genre since the late 1940s….Louie Jordan and His Tymphanie 5 may have had the first ‘rap’ song with ‘Beware, Brother Beware’……but if you want a more ‘modern’ beginning of rap, go back to 1979 with the Fat Back Band’s hit rap tune “King Tim”….that’s between 30-60 years of rap….much longer period than the Rolling Stones (which i agree with you as in the ‘good music’ category)
tracy chapman still tours europe, but she began in the 1980s…thus part of the ‘good music’ category…
Horace, i do not agree that Led Zepplin and Clapton and other heavy metal bands committed debauchery on blues music…on the contrary, I find their versions of black blues musicians music pretty AWESOME…
As a non-white who grew up listening to the blues and heavy metal (along with many other genres of music), I thought it very funny to see all those white kids who thought that HEAVY METAL was THEIR music, as in ‘white music’, when in reality, they were listening to amplified, electric guitar laden versions of BLACK MUSIC!!
To this day, you cannot convince a metal head that he is listening to black music!!…..
Yep, white people (me included) love Wu Tang, De La, PE, anything RAWKUS, Doom ect. Your right, too-chances are that we will complain about the latest G-unit or dirty South crap & say that we appreciate real hip hop. Then again, in 2000, no white people I knew were proclaiming Silk tha Shocker as the future of hip hop- like lots of black guys I knew.
Interesting point, I didn’t account for longevity in music. Still, I believe that describes one characteristic of music – that is close enough to music basics that it can be accepted by many generations/cultures – but it does not serve as a total evaluation of the music.
Again, this is just personal belief, but I consider the whole discussion placing value on music to be pointless. Personally, I’m comfortable enough with myself that I can listen to music that enriches my time devoted to listening to it – I listen to music I like, not because the artist has integrity or talent according to some.
That said, I think there’s a lot to be said for simplicity in music. No one was simpler than the Ramones, and many consider them one of the most important bands in rock history.
Dude, there’s definitely talent involved in rap. Agreed, the most visible forms of rap may seem a bit… derivative (and I’m really not trying to be an indie advocate for the sake of independence), but there’s lots of rap that takes talent. The best rappers’ lines are clever in terms of what they say and how they rhyme it, and the rhythm is really intricate too. A lot of it is also very political, if that matters to you.
It’s like any unfamiliar music, or anything in the world, actually – it all seems the same in the beginning, but once you learn about it more, you can appreciate the differences.
I agree with this:
“All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.”
But I don’t believe this at all:
“Every few a months, a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is. Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. “Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.” Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person.”
“To this day, you cannot convince a metalhead that he is listening to black music”
Yes, this is ironic louie! As far as British blues rock, I do see the other side of the coin. One cannot blame Clapton, Paige, Mayall, Gallagher, etc. for liking the blues. To their credit, they did perform original numbers from various folk blues musicians that did not always center on a sexual theme. One couldn’t expect them to sound like Leadbelly. For a White person to capture the ‘exact’ sound of the original folk blues would be something like trying to make a new Humphrey Bogart movie. It just can’t be done. However, I think there still is the inevitable ironies involved. For one, blues in it’s purest format was when the term ‘the blues’ was used in the literal sense. And that was basically what has been relabeled as “folk-blues” which relegates the original style to a ‘sub-division’ of what many want to consider the Blues which is basically an ‘electric’, and ‘lead guitar solo’ based style. This of course allows for White lead guitar heroes. So consequently, the Blues has been incorporated into the ‘rock and roll’ history books as a mere sub-format/influence. It’s now merely a branch on the rock and roll tree just like punk, techno, jazz-rock, etc.
The Ramones are a continuation of garage bands of the early 60s…now don’t get me wrong, I like Ramones music, but, I believe that their importance is only significant to people like you and I, who knows history behind them….
the sex pistols are the British version of the Ramones, if you want to catagorize them in simpliciity (and minimalistic–my opinion) in music….Of course, groups like the Ramomes, The Pretenders, Richard Void and the Voidoids, etc, got swamped up into the 80s wave of vast varieties of music and sound….
Too bad the Ramones and their sound came near the end of the 70s……BTW, i think grunge music made an attempt to bring back that sound, but pretentiousness was that genre’s downfall—my opinion, of course.
What about the ‘talent’ involved in rock music…
4/4 beat…one key…3 chords…
why is it that the ability to strum a few chords on a guitar is seen as so exceptional while an ability to rhyme is denigrated?
As far as the Rolling Stones are concerned….they’ve been, by their own admission, ripping off Sonny Boy Williamson, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Skip James, etc, since they started….
as for them making great music…last time I checked they’ve ceased making anything interesting since about 1978…
chris, you are stuck in a ‘time warp’…
LOL…I may be stuck in one also!!
Hello White people, how do you like having a black president so far, dont it feel great. I love having a black prez. I feel so liberated now. Hell, i guess i dont have to move to canada afterall. hahaha. It feel so good being black. We back in black. Lets join hands and sing we shall over come. Pretty soon, we will have a Obamas face on mt rushemore. LOL. wont that be nice. hahaha
Obvious troll is obvious. Go away.
Hey spack, your a dumbass. You go away, last i checked, I was here before you. You are responding too MY post so beat it bitch.
I’m not wasting board space trying to get people I don’t know to yell at me. You are.
I should be nicer though. You don’t have to leave, but just try to not be such a jackass.
I do.
Thank you for taking the high road and so will I, so will you be soo kind as to go to hell nicely.
Having a black Prez is cool. I just think that people of any color who write LOL in their posts are played out- very 2007.
Nah, I’m good, thanks.
No man, I totally agree, but come on, with a name like “run away slave” and making such ridiculous statements like “soon we will have Obamas face on mt rushemore [sic]”, the evidence points to trolling.
Good music is not genre specific. If it hits you on an emotional level, it;s good. For me, that means Cobain, Angus Young, Gza, Kanye, Chesney & lot’s of others. All music has it’s roots in something, but I don’t buy into genres having a race or color. Company Flow or Charlie Pride would probably agree.
Yep, I kinda doubt we’ll see a sold out Rock the Bells type tour in 2025 with T-Pain & Lil John headlining
Don’t you remember back in the 90’s when we were all soooo embarrassed about the 80’s, how it was a glaring blot on decades of sensible fashion and musical development? Maybe in the long run we’ll come back to that view, but for now it seems the 80’s has been vindicated with the return of leggings and bag shirts and neon. The same thing goes for the 90’s.
Maybe you haven’t noticed but 90’s music *is* beginning to be played in clubs now- because the kids who grew up listening to it are old enough to actually get into clubs. People are ‘so over’ what just happened until it’s been long enough that they can laugh about it and feel guiltlessly nostalgic. Believe me, in the next few years even late 90’s pop will be ironic again. Then it’s all Nsync and Backstreet Boys all over the dance floor.
LOL…
pre-1999…
you r a cocksucker. you kind is becoming instinct very soon. bow down to the Obama’s bitchcake
I was a DJ back then, and i was never embarrassed about the 80s music….it was hard to find good 90s music…..and if you don’t believe me, go out and buy a 1992-1999 greatest hits CD and listen to it…
it is nauseating.
Charlie Pride is remembered over generations…Company Flow? I think not…
Cobain will be remembered as the SYMBOL of grunge music…..heard angus, or gza or chesney (well, chesney may be the exception to this) on any ‘oldies’ stations?…i think not…
my opinion and observations, of course…
Well grandpa, don’t take it personally, but it’s pretty much ridiculous and so played out to say that it takes no skill to make rap music. The same was said of jazz and rock n roll in thier times. It’s something old people say when they don’t like something and can’t understand the appeal. If you don’t like it and don’t get it that’s fine but it doesn’t say anything about the quality of the thing itself.
And this is a slight divergence although still relevant, but many linguists have written papers about how ebonics (black american slang) is actually more complex and subtlely meaningful than so called “standard” english. Alot of (white) people percieve that way of speaking as uneducated or ignorant, but actually, they’re the ignorant ones, and ironically, in privileging thier own hegmonic way of speech and disparaging new ways of communicating, they’re actually missing out on layers of meaning that might actually help them understand the contemporary world in a more complex and relevant manner.
I was born in ’84 and so my memory about early 90’s music is hazy, which may be why I’d be totally down for dancing to some of that stuff once in awhile. I was too young to hate it. Of course nothing will ever convince me to dance to that ‘blue’ song, or any of the boy band era schlock, but I was old enough to know better by the time that started happening.
Hey billy with a blank brain, how does it feel to be part of the global minority. How are NON WHITES becoming extinct when all i have to do is stick my massive non white dick in one of your white women and get her pregnat. Guess what, baby wont be blonde hair and blue eyed. Hahaha, look bitch, shut the hell up and go back to the cave that you crawled out of. Maybe one day, after years and years of working at Mcdonalds working for a black teenaged manager, you can upgrade to a box in the gutter. Hell, in 50 years, you will be able to claim trailer parks as a home.
put alil love in your heart. 🙂
It seems the basic rift between yourself and Chris and me is how we define “good” music. To Chris and me, it’s music that resonates within you. To you, it’s music that is accessible to many people in many different generations. I doubt any of us will convince the other that their own perspective on evaluation is correct, so we might as well not even try.
I don’t really care if you (or anyone) agrees with my belief. I just get so annoyed and offended when people tell other people their taste is inferior or inadequate. (And I’m not saying you do, I just felt like putting my own perspective out there.) Simply put, everyone is entitled to listen to the music they WANT to listen to and not necessarily what they feel they SHOULD listen to, and they should be able to listen to that music without feeling dumb.
Disregarding the fact that “Blue” is fucking awesome, you make excellent points. People tend to connect particularly to the music we heard in our childhood and early adolescence. 90s kids that had classic rock played for them by their parents cling to that, while those that listened to pop radio get nostalgic about that. And because it affects us with nostalgia, we can say it hits us emotionally, a major factor in our preference in music.
Not to use a terribly tired cliché, but we choose our music based on our mind and our soul, not just the former. If that were the case we’d all listen to Mozart and nothing else.
but i insist. 🙂
No, run away slave insisted. Unless that’s you too. In which case, thanks for changing it.
Criminey! Put on an old Ernie K. Doe record and chill, my brutha!
Okay, fuck. Look, everyone who is arguing over race, Obama, and “your massive non-white dick,” just shut the hell up. All of you, whites, blacks, latinos, whatever. Seriously here’s the skinny: White People are no longer as racist as black people tend to think. Whitey ain’t always gonna keep you down. Black people are more racist than white people want to think, but that’s just making them worse. Here’s the best example on this thread “My massive non-white cock in front of your white woman…” Wow, first off, let’s congratulate you on that big ole’ peepee you got. Women really don’t care about your dick size (and no, just because I’m saying this doesn’t mean I have a small dick. I’m just not ashamed of my 8 1/2 inches.) Secondly, this is an ignorant argument. All of it. Shut up. This isn’t funny.
So to white people: Shut up and stop feeling bad for blacks because they were enslaved 140 years ago. It’s over, been over since the 60s, so stfu and stop feeling bad.
Black People: STFU. You often wonder why there are still racist tendencies between your races, it’s because you fuel it with anti white remarks. You don’t see whites trying to keep your culture down. Secondly, again, stfu, there is no correlation between race and penis size, idiots. Only in porn do you find the “BIG BLACK DICK.” It’s a myth, heresay all because of porn. The AVERAGE HUMAN DICK SIZE IS 5 INCHES. THE WORLD’S LARGEST DICK WAS A WHITE MAN’S, AND HE WAS 7 FOOT TALL, AND HAD A 13 INCHER. YOU’RE NOT AS BIG AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. Third, clean up your culture. it breads hate, violence, and stupidity. Go to school, start dressing correctly, speak right, and get your self out of the ghettos (btw, Enigma, seriously shut the hell up. Black people are a GLOBAL MINORITY, you make up 22% of the worlds pop., and it’s quickly dropping. Why? Because of african AIDS and the fact that white people are breeding YOU out. In america, there’s no where near enough blacks to “breed” out white, they make up 83% of our country. So, in other words, even all black men mated with 5 white women. That still means you’d be losing population due to half white/half black children, and black females would not produce true black kids, therefore, your race would quickly die out. So, you should not be bragging about breeding your own race out and how cool it is that you’re killing off your own kind.)
I’m hispanic, my father’s from Puerto Rico, and my mother’s Brazillian, and I have an asian girlfriend, and I fully support all races coming together and being friends, I’m not racist at all, however I will use your stupidity against you. That applies to whites, black, and even my own kind.
Now all of you, kindly shut the fuck up.
This is why i end all of my opinions with
“my opinion and observations, of course…
So don’t get so sensitive spack….chris has no issues with my OPINIONS….i have no issues with either of you or his opinions….all of what we all say is subjective anyway, but this blog is to express OPINIONS….or have you forgotten this?
opinion |əˈpinyən|
noun
a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge
Stop being so SENSITIVE and enjoy the back and forth of the conversations..
Dem?
1. You have eight and a half inches the same way Jeff “Gannon” Guckert has eight and a half inches.
2. Women really do care about your dick size. Too bad about that.
3. You sure do think a lot about dicks and their sizes.
4. The wonderful thing about our modern, enlightened, progessive society is that, these days, even a Puerto-Rican-Brazilian Hispanic with an Asian girlfriend can be a cracker-ass racist choad.
Whoooaaa!!! Mrs. Tilton are you insane? I am a black man, and there was nothing racist about Dem’s remarks!!! Is he not entitled to speak his opinion on a topic??? Give me a break lady!
I would just like to say something……we DO NOT HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT! We have a mulatto president. Which is how it works…..anyone who has actually studied history would know that very rarely does a “black” person make it into office. They are almost always mixed. Our first two “black” senators were Blanche Kelso Bruce(white father and coloured mother) and Pinckney B.S. Pinchback who was so light he could pass as white which with what his grandson would go on to do. Even Colin Powell who is extremely light, his grandfather was white enough to pass and did frequently. Open up any book of so called blacks that have made it big or done something important and 9 out of 10 are mixed. Even Martin Luther King’s grandmother was white. So, one could say that this is just as much a white accomplishment as it is a black. And Obama is half African which makes him the truest definition of African American unlike close to 90% of blacks in our country that on average carry 20-25% European genes(stats came out of Color complex). Obama made it because he didn’t use his color as a reason why he should make it, he used his intellect and skills. This I think should be a lesson to all those blacks who think white people keep them down, which by the way I think is crap! I happen to know my family tree and we never owned slaves and we fought to free them and I hate that because I am white there is this assumptions that “my people” kept “their people down”. Blacks owned slaves too!Anyway I got off point, Blacks have just as much opportunity to go to school and get jobs as whites, but rarely do I come across a black person that is trying. And mind you I work a job where I deal with mostly inner city blacks that have never had jobs so perhaps my viewed is skewed. I know that there are some who are working and supporting their families, but it doesn’t always seem that way. So Obama has set a new standard for them…..and I think Cosby is right.
Sorry, that probably sounded different than how I intended it.
Firstly, I didn’t say there were “issues;” I just said it was a disagreement, which is true. And I’m not trying to tell anyone they’re wrong, I’m just saying we have different but equally valid opinions.
I really do enjoy the civility of these discussions. I’m not telling anyone anyone else is wrong, and no one is telling me that.
I must commend you on making it to the second tier of biggots: the first would say “Damn, a black guy became President!”, where as a member of the second tier would say “He’s not even really black so it doesn’t really count.” You made it J!
No here is the skinny, anyone who uses the term “mulatto” needs to actually study history …
I forgot to mention that MVB. Good call.
Anybody who uses the words “mulatto” or food-related terms like “mocho”, “coffee-coloured”, and/or “mochachino” needs to actually go to school. 🙂
Sorry, I’m white – ish – and I hate jazz. I like the blues, but best of all I like Barry White, 4 Tops, Stevie Wonder, they are the masters of feelgood music – so much better than the utter crap that is called Hip-Hop – ie blindingly insignificant rhymes set to blindingly insignificant rhythms.
Music should make you want to be a better man by inspiring, not threaten and sound ugly and cruel.
If one of the person’s parents is black, and the other parent is white… the UNITED STATES of AMERICA laws says that you are BLACK…
If one of the person’s parents is ANY NON-WHITE identification, and the other parent is white, guess what?….US laws says that you ARE A NON-WHITE…
on the US census, there is NO LINE that asks you if you are half-white/half-black, or mulatto….white racist laws were developed deliberately to make sure that the so-called ‘white race’ stays ‘pure’…..and unfortunately, this practice is STILL used in our government today..
It kind of sucks for some whites (who still think racially) to be on the short end of racist laws, doesn’t it?
Dem, you had alot of potential to make serious points, but you had to let your biases show….
#1: why would you argue with anyone over penis size? Unless you’ve seen millions of them and measured them yourself, you cannot claim any stats on this subject
#2: you are correct to say that white people need not feel guilty for past wrongs…BUT….they do need to know that these United States were not built on the talents of ‘dead white men’ only that fills our history books….unfortunately, this history shows things that they do not want to see or hear about, but they NEED TO SEE AND HEAR ABOUT IT because it is AMERICAN HISTORY, not black history or asian american history, or latino american history….all of these are included in american history, and whites HAVE to accept this
#3: you are also correct in stating: “…white People are no longer as racist as black people tend to think. Whitey ain’t always gonna keep you down. Black people are more racist than white people want to think, but that’s just making them worse…”……We are all AMERICANS, and we have to accept the fact that we are ONE people with many differences…..Whites have to let go of their perception of black people, and black people have to give white people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to whites perceptions……Bias, along with bigotry and discrimination, are ACTIONS….what a person does reveals their biases…
#4: You lost some of your credibility when you spoke about AIDS….this is a disease that infects PEOPLE…and you make it sound like it is exclusive to black people…and you know full well that there are brazilians, asians, and puerto ricans that have unfortunately been afflicted with this terrible disease….your racial bias showed profoundly on this subject.
#5: Your statements on breeding (which i believe you made up on the spot to make a point) is profoundly incorrect also…by what you presented, one could conclude that only WHITES and BLACKS breed in america!….sorry, but white people do not exclusively sleep with only whites and blacks….you can figure out the rest…
#6: finally, i am in total agreement with your statement, “… fully support all races coming together and being friends..”
…hopefully this will be the goal of all peoples of the world.
mother-in-law…..great Ernie K. Doe tune….
also, a one hit wonder…..too bad….
Massive amounts of wisdom and win, senor gato.
This list is quite clever.
Unfortunately, the author seems to hate grammar. So I guess that white people love bad grammar, as the person who created this list is clearly a white person overwhelmed by his/her own white guilt. After all, white people really do like clever irony.
If it was written by a non-white person, well then that is just reinforcing a bad stereotype and it brings us all down a notch.
Nevermind, just go fuck yourself. 🙂
There appears to be a lot of ‘clever’ things said on this website that I just disscovered today in a local rag. I’m in an inter-racial family and community. It appears this website was started between friends as a mutual joke. The state of race relations especially among newer immigrants and the rest of the ‘experiment’ is often stillted and I’m beginning to wonder what these ‘jokes’ are for. There are no ‘white’ people. Only those who identify with the concept.
We should be careful what we ‘joke’ about.
Careful, now.Stevie Wonders’ ‘Living Just Enough For The City’ is not so much feel good music. If by hip-hop you mean ‘rap’, let us recall Gill-Scott Heron and Bob Dylan. This site is on the verge of cousing conflict. Let us not threaten, sound cruel and ugly ourselves. Peace.
Actually, white people don’t really like Jazz and the blues, etc. They usually just pretend to like these genres to not sound racist for hating hip hop. Generally when a white person says that they hate hip hop, they will soon follow up by saying that they love Stevie Wonder, Bob marley, or (most commonly) Jimmy Hendrix. This lets you know that they are still totally down with black people.
Also, I’m going to have to disagree about the white people liking ‘Real Hip Hop’ statement. It’s vaguely racist to assume that only white people are smart enough to like golden age hip hop instead of mainstream. I would instead argue that EDUCATED people like old school and political hip hop or ‘Real Hip Hop’, and that these individuals can be of ANY race.
We know that people spend their hard earned money on things that they like, correct?
Well hip hop main consumers are WHITE PEOPLE….these are the majority people who spend the most money on BUYING hip hop music…not black…not hispanic…not asian……but white people
So for you to say that white people hate hip hop, you must explain next why do whites spend hard earned money on this type of music…
I was under the assumption that people generally do not buy what they do not like, but you may have another take on this belief, ballzack…
“…The state of race relations especially among newer immigrants and the rest of the ‘experiment’ is often stillted and I’m beginning to wonder what these ‘jokes’ are for. There are no ‘white’ people. Only those who identify with the concept….”
thank you darline for cutting straight to the point on this ‘white people’ stuff…..i agree with you totally……we should be very careful what we all joke about…..
Afterall, a joke is most effective if everyone understands it, correct?…
Lol, look racist black people, hah what else is new
Loved the book. The site is hilarious, and I’ve been wondering how long it would take people to notice #116. Thing is though, one of my all time FAVORITE forms of “Black” music was really overlooked here. SKA (and nooo Save Ferris and No Doubt don’t count as Ska). Every time I go to a Ska show I’m always one of the only non-white faces in the crowd and it makes me wonder… Do actual Jamaicans even listen to Ska anymore? I don’t know, because it only ever seems to be played/enjoyed by white people these days (with the exception of Hepcat or The Toasters). Having said that, we all need to lighten up for real and learn to laugh at ourselves. Stereotypes wouldn’t be so prevalent if they didn’t have some basis in fact. I’m a Native man and therefore like many of my people I have much ancient wisdom and know of that which I speak, palefaces. So listen up. Or whatever….
I disagree with the opinions that white people cover their fear of being deemed racist by pretending to like blues. I absolutely hate hip-hop, rap, and jazz. I believe I would hate it if I were 15 or 25, rather than my actual age of 62.
But I have been listening to blues since being introduced to it by the British bands, and my tastes range from Albert King back to the Delta blues. I also like dub and reggae.
But nothing beats the (mostly) white bands like Arcade Fire, Radiohead or Silversun Pickups.
i love white music.
Actually, nothing beats the blues put out by groups like Cream/Clapton, Zeppelin, the Stones, ACDC (Bon Scott era), SRV, and the new troubadors KWS and Johnny Lang.
And while I will agree that I have always found an iffinity for “roots” blues, I will also say that originators who recorded from way back in Robert Johnson’s time up through the early 60’s present an extremely limited expression of the art. I have a great respect for many of these performers for their dedication to their craft, but let’s face facts, electrification only improved things and the younger set, white or black are far better musicians than the old masters.
B.S.
When white people say they hate hip hop but then follow with saying they like blues/jazz/whatever, what they are really saying is that what they like is music, and not the noise that hip hop tries to pass off as music.
If there is a question about what any particular person truly likes (as opposed to simply being a poser) the simplest way to determine the truth is to look in their collection. If they say they like blues, and you find that a significant percentage of their collection is indeed blues, then there’s your answer.
And what is ‘white music’?
Rhythm and rhyme played over a rhythmic and melodic backdrop.
It’s music. Just not in your conventional (and somewhat archaic) terms.
I’m not gonna lie, most forms of rap and hip-hop don’t really appeal to me. But I still recognize their credibility.
Actually those laws were made during the Reconstruction Period, and a great many of them are no longer on the books. And you can now pick the race of your child on their birth cert. when their born, there isn’t a nurse standing there making sure that you pick the right one. So all these light skinned “blacks” running around claiming their the blackest person in the world are only doing that because they(black people) reinforce the one drop rule that was put in place 150 years ago. And as for whites in this country, 75% of whites have NO traceable African DNA. However 85-90% are mixed with Native American and European decent. But I guess if the government allowed me have scholarships for marking only black, and allowed me to go to ALL Black schools, because I would black, maybe I would pick it. However I am not black, and the government doesn’t allow all white schools or all white scholarships, although someone tried in Berkley and was crucified by the media. And WE are the racist?? Let me remind you that whites don’t have all white channels on tv, all white schools, and when a cop shoots one of our people white don’t destroy a city over it. Blacks…..are racist, at least the ones born in the last 40 years. Most of us wouldn’t think about race if it wasn’t thrown in our faces every time a black person can. And for the record I refuse to give in to the one drop rule and mulatto is a perfectly good description word. You all don’t like it cause your stuck on black is black, regardless if their “light bright and nearly white”(your saying not mine). Why should someone who was raised by his white mother and white grandparents disregard them for a black father who left him? This has never made since. And by the way it is black people I keep hearing on the news saying he isn’t black enough. Whatever you all are Hypocrites. And if I am the only one thinking “racially” as you put it I would have needed to reply, but all of you are thinking racially and thats why you got up set a mulatto.
Oh, and one more thing, “It kind of sucks for some whites (who still think racially) to be on the short end of racist laws, doesn’t it?”
Yes it does I would love for the government to give me hand outs because of my colour.
I also think you all are mad, because I did make some points and the only thing you can point out is my word usage.
J says: “….Actually those laws were made during the Reconstruction Period, and a great many of them are no longer on the books..”
I say: A great many of these laws may be off the books, but not the one I pointed out….
J, this law has not changed…..
If one of the person’s parents is ANY NON-WHITE identification, and the other parent is white, guess what?….US laws says that you ARE A NON-WHITE…
on the US census, there is NO LINE that asks you if you are half-white/half-black, or mulatto….white racist laws were developed deliberately to make sure that the so-called ‘white race’ stays ‘pure’…..and unfortunately, this practice is STILL used in our government today..
which is if you are white and you have a child with a non-white person,
that child is classified as non-white……
this racial law is still on the books……
If you havn’t noticed, this website isn’t about all white people. It takes it’s shots at a certain culture of hipster/douchebag white people that persist even to this day. Based on the other posted items I have seen, the ‘white people’ in question here, are of the type who dislike the spirit and audacity of hip hop and black culture in general. However, because of their coffee shop liberal views, they still do their best to appear not racist, hence the follow up statement: “… but dude, I love [insert name of old black musician here].”
Furthermore, the statement that all hip hop music is bad music is not only untrue, but vaguely racist. It’s an assumption that these people (that is young black Americans) can’t do any better. I could list a whole bunch of “conscious” of “real” rappers for you people to listen to, but I know the truth; it’s not really the lyrical content that bothers you, it’s the beat. If you’re middle aged or older, its understandable that you would say such things because, well, you’re old. But young haters better face it: the real reason you don’t like hip hop is because the cool kids like it and you were never a cool kid. That’s why you listen to you’re obscure indie bands and you’re emo music.. That’s all it comes down to in the end. And I’m not saying that only “cool kids” listen to hip hop, I’m saying that any young person who says that “all hip hop is bad” is probably a huge loser, and should EDUCATE himself/herself about the genre before making a dumbass statement like that.
Peace out y’all.
..the google ads that show up and the ends of these posts are terribly ironic and hilarious.
White folks like old school rap because li’l wayne and kanye are HORRIBLE…put in some Paris and/or the Boogie Boys. Then we can watch the wire and laugh hysterically until we have a yogurt toot.
I’m black and I don’t like rap, hip-hop or any of that stuff really. I’m more into 90s grunge and 80s punk stuff, it’s just better.
I guess you live in seattle, eh?
u r a liar scott… you are either lying about being black to make us all think that black people don’t like rap, or you are from seattle
poor baby, you are mad that some white people like stevie wonder! hahahaha! sometimes its ok if a black person makes better music, lol.
What’s the take away from this post supposed to be? That only the newest, most currently popular music is the best of all published music? I guess classical music is music dead people don’t listen to anymore…
By the way if “hip hop” is such cool music, then why must it have such a gay name? “Rap” was the first coinage, and still works fine.
I’m guilty of this. Both in jazz and hip hop. I guess I could argue that I enjoy the fundamentals of these genres and not where it has evolved, but I’d be wasting my time.
I’m white, and I like all music so this doesn’t really apply to me. I think white people actually like PUPPIESSS!!! My friend just got this new puppy and he plays with it by putting a chew toy in his mouth and letting the puppy try to rip it out. It’s kinda funny. Check it out: http://TwitPWR.com/2Z0/
I think it’s funny how people still use the term “white people” and “black people,” as if a person’s skin color really makes that much a difference. What tools.
Ah well, as long as we milk the minute differences between people we can still have conflict, right? Dumbasses.
Fortunately it’s never bothered me where my friends come from or what color their skin is. Who gives a fuck?
This thread is now about how much white people like puppies.
I love puppies.
If you weren’t such a prick, maybe you could teach us all to be as enlightened as you are, or at least as enlightened as you claim to be.
I’m debating, does the smell of shit come from your statements or from the abnormally tall horse you ride?
well john, thank you for this insightful diatribe. Please, write what you just wrote down on a nice, clean sheet of paper, fold it, put it in an envelope, put a stamp on it…
and send it someone who gives a f*** what you think.
What about Lil Wayne aka Weezy F Baby?!?
In my circle of White People, aka “Cool White People”, aka Hipsters and Yuppies… Lil Wayne is the new guilty pleasure. Go to any small coffee shop in SF, Seattle, Portland etc and ask any white guy in a faded weezer or reading rainbow T-shirt and corduroy pants on if he has Lil Wayne on his iPod. Answer, YES.
Essentially what this is saying is that black people are only interested in commercialization whereas white people have a desire to preserve culture? Huh? WTF?
This article is 100% spot on! I spent a lot of time in the 1990s with white people who were obsessed with 1960s ska and rocksteady.
Ironically, when I visited Jamaica in 2007, the vast majority of Jamaicans had no idea who Prince Buster was, nor any interest in his 1960’s era rivalry with Derrick Morgan. For that matter, not too many Jamaicans seemed to care that Rocksteady came before reggae, they had no interest in trojan records and thought “skinhead reggae” was some sort of oddball oxymoron.
Anyone who spends time in Madison, Wisconsin will no doubt have some friends who have LPs with songs that rappers would later sample, rare copies of old cds that no one listens to anymore, and a passion for Stevie Wonder.
Um as much as I find this hilarious and support, however I think you left out the fact that these groups also attract us back packers who turned 30 and miss the 90’s despite our professional degrees and six figure incomes. To be honest, I can’t listen to Lil Wayne and bang out a balance sheet but for some reason Ghost’s Supreme Clientele makes spread sheets flow. It not that black people enjoy the music you named, its actually that KIDS do. People my age can’t take club music serious because we know the templates these “artists” pull from. Theres some age segmentation that needs to be addressed.
I guess this article is half-decent as a satire, which is what I assume it is supposed to be. And I actually agree that a lot of really awkward light-skinned dudes have formed a lot of wack blues bands.
But if the article represents the writer’s actual opinion I’d like to make one contradiction. As a light-skinned person (since that seems to still be so important), if you asked me about “real hip hop” as the writer put forth, my response wouldn’t be anything about commercial music or real music or whatever. My response would be to ask how someone can qualify music of any kind as “real”. Saying something isn’t “real” is a loaded statement and probably an insult to the artist in question, since most of them are probably “real” and so is their music, whether obscure or popular.
Since I have rapped, played drums for rappers and even done security at rap shows, I probably shouldn’t even join this argument anyway. But, just making sure I am being thorough here, I am “white” and grew up with rap and hip hop of all kinds. I did not go to an Ivy League school, but did spend a little time in community college.
I had never been to this site before but after my last post I checked it out and realized some of the list is just silly.. i.e. the one about Hummus. kind of funny.
So my above comments dont really belong here, although I still hold to those opinions. I can’t believe some of the one-sided things people entered on here! but then again I totally believe it.
uh, everyone likes puppies.
I’m sure he will provide more detail on the age segmentation when he submits the 4th quarter reports to your assistant. 🙂
*crickets *
dead puppies
dead puppies
dead puppies aren’t much fun….
mom says puppy’s days are thru
she’s gonna throw him in the stew…
dead puppies aren’t much fun
they don’t come when you call
dead puppies aren’t much fun at all
dead puppies aren’t much fun
my puppy died late last fall..
he’s still rotting in the hall
dead puppies aren’t much fun
This is a great blog and this is oh so true. However, you left out one genre: 1960s soul music, the more obscure the better.
The reason “Shout!” by the Isley Brothers is so popular today is 100 percent due to its inclusion in the movie Animal House. This was not a big hit when originally released. The real-life Boon would only allow songs by black artists on the frat house jukebox.
I’m certainly guilty as charged. Classic soul/r&B, jazz, zydeco, it’s all great.
Follow up: Many years ago I got into an argument with an older black lady at a law firm at which I worked about the song, “Me and Mrs. Jones.”
I said something about the singer being Billy Paul and she said, quite nastily, “It was NOT Billy Paul,” as if “who is this whiteboy telling me who sings black songs?”
Well, of course it was Billy Paul. Us white people love music trivia, and this song is so well known among us white people that knowing who sang it really doesn’t even qualify as trivia.
In fact, I want to see an entry for “trivia.”
I’m “guilty as charged” too, but I beg to differ about at least one of your arguments:
“Shout, Part I and Part II” by the Isely Brothers WAS a significant hit when it came out in the early 60s. And it was even bigger as a live-band raveup than as a record-seller.
Animal House undoubtedly made more people of a younger generation aware of it, but there are many of us old white codgers still alive who remember it well. And plenty of musicians who’ve been playing it reguarly for years, since before that movie came out if they’re old enough.
My 28-year-old son has a scholarly knowledge of 60s soul music similar to my enthusiasm for 30s Delta blues. That must prove something…
Guilty with De La Soul.
man you are lame. he wrote this for you, sorry but he did.
“I mean, what is real anyway? Are you real, am I real? Is this Tribe record real?”
I have to agree with you on all levelS except the “Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy) statement. Time are turning and black folks are turning away from this commercial bullshit. I for one have always been an old school fool, one because I grew up in it and lived it and 2 because it said something, had a meaning or took a stand. What are we to do now, we can’t fight the power anymore, hell we have a black president. Things are turning back to the go ol’ days of Hip hop and I for one can’t wait. Yeah commercial has come along way and everyone did love it at one point and time, but I think when we lost two of the best in the hip hop game (Pac and Big) we sort of lost our souls as well. As far as white folks holding on to these old genre and reinventing them and making them there own, it’s cool. Shit we’ll come up with some other shit. Naw, for real tho that the beauty of it all, they can keep the party going. For nostalgic sake, put on some RUN DMC and scream MY ADIDAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw i’M BLACK.
Well apparently black people don’t enjoy the music of their own culture. The majority of today’s music evolved out of the blues and for black people to ignore their race’s own contributions to musical evolution is just dumb. You can have soulja boy, I’ll stick to soul and funk (thank you older black people).
SoWhite – there you go casting the lot of black people into a realm only experienced by a segment of the young Black Population.
You really think we’ve given up our roots you White People stole from us?
Back during the time of our music being listened to and played by Black people, you would get cast out of your White society by listening to Black music.
You need to have higher hopes for yourself, get out the dumps, hold your head up and remember where we all came from.
I remember when you all weren’t allowed to listen to black music. Disco wasn’t so bad during disco’s time, it’s just that the rockers who stole rock and roll from us during the 50’s and 60’s was to be the music of choice for you white people. You even classified our Rock and Roll music as Devil music. Those who listened to black music back then were cast out of your White Society as well.
Perhaps, you should rent the History of Rock and Roll in order to learn what I’m trying to summarize here. Even Tom Petty gives his, if I may digress to slang, “Props” to old Blues Negros!
Elvis was acceptable to your white community during this period in which I am referring to so that you White People did not have to listen to “Devil Music” ……. And what happened to Rock and Roll thereafter, it turned literally to what you all had created – Devil Music!
Don’t forget to Hold Your Head Up Too as you claim Black People are Dumb and Have Left Their Roots regarding Music!
but mainstream hip hop just… sucks so much ass. the only reason anyone enjoys that shit is because theyre told ‘everyone loves this shit!’ its so goddamned boring.
step 1. make inane drum pattern, supplement with repeated snare rolls
step 2. add cliched synth melody
step 3. put lil wayne on the track to gain immediate notoriety, despite the fact that the lyrics read ‘my voice is a cracked out nasally monotone, heres an irrelevant analogy about a dog and his bone’
step 4. create nonsensical chorus line to be repeated so often that it is drilled into the listeners’ head, causing them to sporadically repeat it aloud in the days after hearing it
step 5. have chorus line read by random black guy and apply heavy vocoder effects so it appears he has mad studio skill
not to mention these dbag producers only get up on fl studio cause they too damn stupid to figure out an mpc or ableton live
I’m seeing some strange analogy between this music genre life-support and the next economic bailout. Both are being kept alive for nastalgia’s sake and in truth things need to work themselves out. If it’s meant to die off, it will- something better (or at least different) will take it’s place.
seriously?
people mean “real” as in not talking about all money and girls you don’t have. “real” as in rapping about stuff that is substantial, stuff that people can relate to. hip hop, i.e. tribe, de la soul, outkast, common, early kanye is real. bow wow and soulja boy are not real. and although that “commercial hiphop/rap” makes you move your feet, it sure as hell doesn’t compare to nas’s illmatic.
Well stink – I guess as a 45 yo legally Hispanic but really, really white woman, I’m officially a parody. Except I don’t know any “classic” hip-hop, just the new stuff with exceptionally filthy language that I personally don’t use (or allow my teenagers to use). I don’t even really know the artists, except Lil Wayne, Jay-z, 50-cent, Eminem… I love the music, some of it is really deep, but mostly just because of the crazy rhythm and great word play.
Love this site, it’s bookmarked now. Yep, I’m a websurfer too, feel free to keep laughing your @$$ off at me.
Well, I will certainly pick up the book. It looks like a great read, however this is definetly the wrong title. It should read “What white liberals like”. As I said, I will be reading this book because it looks like a great read, but this is definetly a daily operating manual for most of my ultra liberal friends.
White people have had the best taste in Hip Hop since the early/mid 1990s. I don’t know/see/hear many black people listening to The Roots, Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, People Under the Stairs, etc.
Me and many of my white friends were listening to this stuff when we were in 7th grade back in the early/mid 90s.
Really? Because all my friends listen to The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, Blackstar, Blackalicious, etc… To tell you the truth, based on your comment, it just sounds like you don’t and never did have many black friends. Just sayin.
of course this is all about generalizing, but I’m black and I hate mainstream rap. There are plenty of artists besides the ones featured on the Chappelle Show who have great music. anyway. peace.
This is so funny because this is me. I don’t really like the mainstream rap because there’s alot of bs. I don’t care how big your rims are, or how much crack you sell. “Old School Hip-Hop” like KRS One, Tribe, Goody Mob, actually discuss socially relavent topics in their music.
An entry for trivia? Word to Your Mother
Man, I got caught listening to one classic Kid ‘n’ Play album and all of a sudden I’m authority on old school rap music. I don’t even like the stuff, it was in the CD player of a used car I bought.
Why must you white people torture me? Don’t you know I’d rather be listening to Vivaldi’s ‘Four Seasons’ or Tchaikovsky’s ‘1812 Overture’ ?
White People Like… White People who do black music.
Statistically the majority of all rap listeners have to be white. There is no way that the black population of about 13% of the popuation could support the culture of Rap as a whole. Think about it and let me know if I looking at this in the right light.
Strangely enough, I had just poured myself a cup of Dunkin Donuts and was listening to Miles Davis when I stumbled upon this blog….
White people like to think that they are the only ones who like critically acclaimed but commercially unsuccesful music, and for some unexplained reason, they always claim to discover said music while attending junior high.
People like what they like to listen to. This post is not funny, not accurate, and who gives a shit what you think anyway. Not me! Just checked out this site cause of the cnn article, hope your book drops, stinks and sinks.
While not rap, hip hop or Jazz I do listen to black music blacks do not listen to anymore- Oldies Rock ‘n’ Roll! 😉 Smokey Robinson, Dianna Ross, Arethra Franklin, Jimmi Handrix (sorry for any mis-spellings). But that also means I listen to whites: Beatles, Mamas and the Papas, Barry MacGuire, etc.
I would like to say it is a shame that fewer and fewer people listen to that type of music. I really is the original American music and was created, well “created,” by blacks. They took the melody ballads of Europe and blended it with the beat music of Africa, which allowed them to express complex songs in a way that can be danced to. Wonderful invention. 🙂
Jimmy Beam.
You are a certified idiot. This is meant to be entertainment. If you don’t like it — go to a site that entertains you. Don’t tarnish ours. This site is hilarious.
This couldnt me more accurate……*putting Wu Tang CD in player* Hip hop is dead……
OLD SCHOOL RULEZ!!! I dont listen to anything to do with rap or r&b if it was produced after 1990. Back than everyone had there own style and the music was good. Now a days, all rap and r&b sounds the same and it’s CRAP!!!!!!!
spoken like a true whity(regardless of your race)….don’t you realize how ridiculous you sound???….obviously because you know so little about the genre you are unable to even dig below the main stream surface and find fantastic rap or r&b being created all the time…just shows how shallow you are musically. That music was written to express what was going on in society at that time and the hearts and minds of the people writing it…get with the times guy!
She’s a girl
HAHAHAH SO TRUE.
You speak of this stuff as if it were a legitimate musical genre instead of a ridiculous venue for expressing one’s lack of musical talent. Interesting.
love your site — just noticed a grammatical error in the first paragraph “…the final stage is never reached because white people ARE WORK tirelessly to keep it alive.” just fyi.
As a whitey, Gen X’er, this article is so true. I grew up in Seattle during the grunge to rap/hip hop transistion. The funny thing is that most of my black friends wouldn’t listen to half of the rap that the white guys did (along with the whole hat/clothing ensemble). But, my black friends always have fun laughing their butts off at them (I guess they figured they were straight out of a wierd al video).
So, when you gonna write about the white teen girls that try so hard to appear “ghetto or boss bitchez” (from their parents nice upscale home)???
Word!!
friggin’ purists
Your site is catchy… it pokes at stereotypes. I enjoyed the article on an entertainment basis. However, my opinion is somewhat different that yours.
I believe ALL music is relevant. From a P&L standpoint, the non old school music is selling, driving profits for who (?) a group of moraless business men who have no concern for what that “pop” music does to children. Let me not get of topic bc surely this is a whole different converstation (how pop music influences ppl).
Lets look at Soulja Boy for example. This is a young man is being called genius for his musical success. Head VP’s are fighting to get a piece of his puzzle which led to 5 million SOLD… not records, but ringtones. the most popular gave reference to “superman dat hoe”.. which translates “toss that woman when your done with her”. IMO, Soulja boy was just like any other young teen with a ounce of computer know how. He mad some songs on Fruityloops, a program that gets dissed my industry topsellers and used by industry heads without the bankroll, i.e. 9th wonder. His lyrics where everything you could find in a typical southern hit made to jumpstart your energy: Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Women Bashing, and Male Machismo. Cleverly, but surely not genius, he adds his songs to heavily trafficked websites (thisis50.com, youtube) and falsely put them under other artist names.
I know, whoever wrote this, is possibly more in depth than the article may reveal… Keeping “older” music alive is a role that MUST be filled by somebody… Hip Hoppers do it by sampling, pretty much taking the BEST of song, lyrics or melody, redoing it… making a hit, and NOT showing any love to the original artist or producers! So if it takes a “white initiative to keep the names of these obviously talented and well deserving artists and musicians.. THAN So BE IT… JAZZ ON WHITEY!!!
Indeed, black Music hasn’t the quality like it was in the 60’s, 70’s or 80’s.
Why is a Black Pop Star like Kanye West in need of sampling music from white FrechHouse-Legends DaftPunk?
The Fact ist, the people who stuck to Jazz, funk & soul the most where black Pop-Producers. But now, in these days this formula doesn’t work anymore. Kraftwerk are thousend times more influential for modern pop music than any jazz or soul legend.
loose one- can’t stand new or old
Dang, I hate jazz. I’m glad to know I’m not as white as I thought I was. 🙂
In fact, black producers make their music mainly for the white majority, otherwise they couldn’t earn so much money, to them making music is all about making as much money as possible, if they would sell their muisc only to black people, so would never be able to get as rich like they are now
so i think ,this article is simply BULLSHIT
I do love me some old school funk baby. .. you can play the first 3 notes of a song and I could name it 😉
Listening to Switch right now actually 😀
It’s satire, bonehead. Lighten up.
Apparently sattire is WAY beyond your humorless scope.
Much like spell check is beyond mine… = )
maybe it is satire, and i do agree to the writer of this article that many white people have a faible for old black music styles, but is isn’t true that whites don’t like modern hip hop, which is preferred by black people now
this article only describes the behaviour of a typical white nerd, who is deep into some sort of music.
There is said nothing about average white people. nothing.
Maybe because the writer only has to do with this sort of white people. beyond any reality.
I like the blues… a lot. It’s really ironic that as I was reading this I was listening to the blues station on Pandora.
But I must argue that I do not think the blues fall under the same category of “black” music that old school rap and hip-hop fall under which white people have become so fond of. I don’t think that the blues have the kind of novelty that hip-hop does. For example: most blues songs are not produced to be hits while most hip-hop artists hope for fame and fortune. The blues have feeling and emotion that anyone who is feeling a little “blue” can relate to. Watch The Blues Accordin to Lightin’ Hopkins – it will make you appreciate the [true] blues.
Then they’re obviously not the right kind of white people you want to befriend.
I think this blog should be re-titled Stuff White Americans Like. White Europeans, White Hispanics, White Africans, White Australians and New Zealanders, White Asians (did I leave anyone out?) probably differ on a lot of the stuff you write about.
But then, who am I to disagree with someone who has written a book and then made a blog to talk about the book….
Wow, you gotta love racist stereotype humor. I know I like to generalize everyone and everything in my life into small packages my little mind can keep up with. I thought I was the only one.
i think what we can get out of all this is that most people listen to commercial pop music but the “white people” described think they are music experts and that black people of today as well as the ‘wrong kind of whites’ are monolithic in their love of new commercial (often) black music and don’t know shit.
Actually, the blog came way before the book, and it is sort of understood that this is only meant to apply to North Americans. Maybe do a bit of research before you post next time, guy.
Hey there, Ted,
HOW is it understood as applying exclusively to North Americans? Whites are found around the world, and Europe’s where they’re especially found, in large densities. White-skinned people from all parts of the planet crawl the web. It’s been going on for years.
Having first heard about this quirky venture on CBC radio, I actually thought, initially, that it was a Canadian game; the bloggers quickly disabused me of that notion. But I still don’t see how “white people” (as per title of book, site)could ever be interpreted as “Canadian, U.S. and Mexican white people” — not without explicitly stating so. So I’m going to agree with Ynot.
SWL: Preservation of genres/forms of communication/arts that are no longer culturally relevant.
It’s true! I like OLD music a lot. Blues, jazz, classical (‘course that’s got an entry all to itself), Brazilian, Latin American, Caribbean, folk music, Romanian music, all sorts of OLD music.
I don’t think it’s because I am white, though. Most people, of all races, don’t seem to be taking it in so much anymore. Think it’s because MOST folks like what gets pushed, whatever their ethnic heritage, and musical people like what they like, whatever their heritage/race, because it’s good. The Duke said there are just two kinds of music – good, and bad.
But yes, this site was meant for silliness and satire, not for sincerity and discourse. Are ALL the threads turning into stereotyping generalities and racist diatribes ?
#101
— not “ironic” in such a case. The word you wanted, perhaps, is “apt”.
Keep on listening Amy. It’s the real thing!
You mean Teddy? Sure hope the clarifications above will help calm him, then. But what are the odds?
Does it not seem that this whole list is inciting a fair amount of feeling offended, by people of all shades? Seems such a shame, I’m sure they meant it all in fun (Lander & co.)!
Dude! I LOVE blues! And Jazz! And, technically, I’m white. Okay, there were some Natives in the woodpile, but still, this is so apt. I’m also OLD – 45.
But you know, I’ll be honest. I didn’t really start digging blues and jazz a lot until I went on the mood stabilizers…before that I was more of hard rock girl.
Guilty! I have warmed up to the more recent stuff lately (Kanye, Lil Wayne, etc.) but the best stuff happened between 92 and 2000.
You’re my hero Frogger
This one made me laugh out loud. It’s so true. I love Earth, Wind & Fire, The Dazz Band and the Blues.
I also worked at a rap label, and pride myself on my self-aware references and knowledge.
Yeah TOOL! oh wait, they’re all white… umm noooo, don’t really love that old jazz n’ blues. I Love the true white music Indy, Psychedelia, Prog Rock & METAL!
Sorry, I can’t fake being hip in this department. The closest I come is Jon Hassel. But since he owes a lot to Miles Davis, maybe love the black music once removed?
Maybe I’m just not white enough?
you left out the king of them all – George Clinton.
Parliament, Funkadelic, Brides of Frankenstein.
Hell, he produced a Peppers’ record.
The bigger the Headache, the bigger the Pill…
I like this concept, Stuff White People Like. I’m white, live in a very white state, Maine, and I am presently surrounded by whiteness, snow. Having read this entry on music, I immediately put John Coltrane on my Bose, poured myself a Bud, began typing this comment, and just generally felt that life is good.
Holy sh#t – the golden era of hip hop!!!!!!!! I was pumping (and by this I mean put the car radio on 10) Kool G Rap the other day. This is so true. I don’t know any black person that listens to old school hip hop anymore – I am the white man who listens to old school hip hop.
I haven’t bought a new CD in years!!! the last one I bought was from The Wiz, which isn’t in business anymore!
Holy shit this is hilarious. Blues…created by the British in the 17th century. Perhaps the funniest thing written in a long time.
Please note that I’m sitting here listening to a Bruce Hornsby album that came out 15 years ago. I think that makes me the whitest man on the planet. Time for another wine cooler.
ebhp
Actually rea, it is you who sounds ridiculous. The crap that is made and played now has nothing to do with bustin’ out of the ghetto and growin’ up on hard times. The crap that is made is only made to made money. Back in the seventies when rap was created, THAT is when people were writing to express what was going on in society and their life struggles. The only recent musicians to create music that reflects the roots of the seventies are people like Tupac, Notorios BIG and Eminem. Get your shxx straight before you dis other people.
Can handle free speech for both parties? Go cry in a bucket of tarnish axxfxxk.
Wow, some of you guys are so clueless!! Black people don’t listen to Aretha or Smokey or Jimi or Diana Ross anymore??? You’ve got to be kidding me. CLEARLY a lot of you don’t have ANY black friends, whatsoever.
haha
Well Teddy, I think you are asking too much if you expect anyone reading this to do research before replying to a post.
I read, and then I reply. We are not talking DNA derivatives or the future of Darfur. This is only someone’s views, posted on the net, requiring someone else’s views back.
Furthermore, how is it “sort of understood” that is is only meant to apply to North Americans? By Divine decree? It is neither implicit nor explicit.
I’m part Canadian. I can tell you a lot of what you say does not apply to White Canadians, nor White Hispanics. So perhaps White North Americans is a bit of a strech. As I initially wrote, it should be relabeled Stuff White Americans Like. Although, since anyone born in North America is also an American, if not necessarily a US citizen, then perhaps…”Stuff White people of the USA like” might be much more accurate. Ethnocentrism is never a good thing.
As a previous reply has pointed out, White people are found all over the planet. I live in Europe and the title, such as it is, encompasses me and everyone else on Earth who happens to be White.
If grand generalizations are written, expect grand questions and replies.
I wonder if anyone feels this site is racist?
it’s nice to have some color in your life…
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i want to get funked up
i want da bomb
i want da p-funk
…etc etc etc………
this is for All you brothahs and sistahs who are familiar with the mothership connection
I have a fedora.
Chances are, your ‘old school’ hip-hop was lifted from James Brown, Quincy Jones, Joe Cocker, the Beatles, EW&F, etc. etc.
We can enjoy the music without embracing hip-hop and, hence, look even whiter. We can do it white people!!!
According this pattern that all music genres follow, unless of course they’re saved by white people, the genre that has been on life support the longest is classical music, hands down. It was probably overlooked because it does not fit the mold, as white people invented it.
I listen to old school rap.
I don’t do it regularly I guess but I appreciate some rappers like Kid N Play, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash, etc.
It might be my white half that is telling me to do that…
but I consider myself to be black. I’m mixed but I don’t feel white I guess. Atleast I’m not accepted as white… lol
Actually, I think that most of this is even more applicable to Canadians; by white people the author really means white Democrats, which is what almost all white Canadians are (if you don’t count our fly-over provinces).
Hm. I suppose this is true, although I listen to “old school” Wu-Tang because they are awesome, not because it’ll impress black people… :s
this is hilarious…I’m dating myself, but I remember during lunch in high school in 1988 joining a group of my white friends huddled around a boom box listening to Rappers Delight, which was about ten years old at the time. to them, however, it was like it was the latest hit.
Want to revisit the 90’s in a hallucination-like crime epic? this is THE most amazing and important hip hop project to come out in 10 years and is EXACTLY what this post is talking about.
Nas, Wu Tang, Biggie, Jay Z, Sam Jackson, Laurence Fishburne, Delroy Lindo, Joe Bataan… crazy!
just google: City of God’s Son
I think people of all races, creeds, colors will have to acknowledge that white non-Americans simply know *everything*.
This is straight up the funniest thing! I don’t see how its offensive at all! Im black and I totally agree! There is a club here in dallas that plays strictly hip hop from the 80’s and 90’s and its pretty much white people there. And then I find myself getting educated by a white person about “real” hip hop. Also, one night we were at this club and the dj wouldn’t play any rap or r&b and when he asked us if we want to request a song, we asked to hear Lil’ Waynes a milli. He refused to play it but said he would play James Brown??? WTF!!?? My parent wern’t even born yet!! Are you serious!! LMAO!! Much respect to him. I got a few of his stuff in my ipod. But when Im at the club can you please be a little more resent?? I love it though. Its all in good fun. This is a racist country. We might as will laugh about it!
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White people don’t live in poverty?
White people don’t have wives/girlfriends who cheat on them?
Man fuck you.
Racist.
White people always steal everything that us color folk come up with so its no suprise that they love hip hop so much cause that dont know how to duplicate it
Not me! It’s country music all the way, particularly the old school country. You can have Hip Hop, which steals it’s mix tracks from white artists.
i think it all boils down to censorship. modern rap is always pushing the boundries. some of the stuff that is said today would have landed people in jail 20 years ago, even though we have freedom of speech! its just like television. back in 1960 u wouldn’t dare see people half naked on television, it was unheard of. we still had rated x movies in the early 90s. the point of it all is times change and some areas evolve quicker than others. older white people are being forced to accept the stuff that is put out in the movies and on tv because it is driven by the younger generation; so if they are to accept hip hop, what better place to start than what they knew of when they were younger. its a lot easier to deal with something older and more familiar than to pretend you know about the newer stuff.
When talking about white people keeping Blues alive, why don’t you just call out Fat Possum Records by name?
most white people hate jazz. i happen to like it because i genuinely like jazz. im the only person that i know that likes it and i get made fun of for it. jazz is performed by actual musicians who actually play instruments. they didnt push a few buttons and rhyme. anyone can rhyme. they also didnt scratch up someone elses record and repeat the words over and over. maybe if people could just not listen to something in stead of hating it i wouldnt be addicted to seeing just how dumb this gets. i know this is “satire” but its still not funny you can make fun of white people sooooo many other ways that are funny but these just arent.
white people love anything black people like.
period.
For sure, white people want to be black but can’t keep up with the times. Silly white people.
@ Lance Hardwood…
White people do not want to be black.
Period.
Hey Pat. Id like to hear you rhyme and make it flow well and mix a beat and make it sound good. Go ahead. If it was that simple we would all have record deals. And white people do try to keep old songs alive. You guys need to lighten up for real.
Im not white yet i can say that i listen to the “golden” hip hop. Its a shame that “blacks” and anyone else who would prefer to listen to the shit that is on the radio instead of legends of what is real hip hop. Murs adresses the issue in his second album.
More to the point, everything on this site refers to a painfully specific sub-group of American white people. I would venture that the majority of white people in America don’t even know anyone who fits into whatever this stereotype is. This comes from upper-middle class liberal arts majors hanging out only with people who are just like themselves and making the fallacious assumption that everyone is the same as them and their friends.
For every white guy out there going on and on about “true hip hop”, there have to be at least a dozen who have all of Lil Wayne’s albums.
and black people don’t want you white people to be black either.
exclamation point.
and i guess you love old school country music because it gives you warm memories of keepiin your women barefoot and pregnant, while you and the boys go out drinkin and whorin…
it just brings tears to your country eyes, don’t it?
This is embarrassingly true.
so when did you make yourself as the representation of all white people, beeotch?
STFU.
Yeah black people steal white people stuff even more like antibiotics, cars, houses, science, computers, or just about anything you can think of that was invented in the last few centuries. White people made invented things. But yeah, black people have good music. Thanks for the contribution, and you may take full credit for it.
Oh yeah . . . words, too. Black people didn’t have a written language before white people. So now you can write down your songs.
White people invented science? That’s a bold statement.
Any guesses as to why technological advancements from blacks are outnumbered by those of whites? Centuries of forced servitude, legalized and social, maybe?
In summary:
“I like jazz, and no one else does, so I’m way cooler than you.
Also, rap is easy.”
Lauren Hill?
Hip hop? Oh lord help us all— how many people wanted to beat that white kid in school that thought he was gangsta?
Wasn’t it Nas who proclaimed that hip hop (because of that current commerical shit) is dead? Maybe white people are onto something with their love of Nortorious B.I.G. and even older school Run DMC (oh lord, now I know I’ve lost all my street cred)
For me though, my golden age of hiphop was New Orleans’ own DJ Jubilee. HE was onto something. And I was that white suburban kid that can now remember being at all those inner city block parties he spun for, even though I most certainly wasn’t. Youtube helps me remember it.
Owning my whiteness and loving it! Oh, and some of that current commerical shit is quite entertaining too, but I’ve found it’s better for me not to wave my fingers in the air when I listen to it.
I love hip hop too and when I go out to majority black clubs, they play the old stuff too but they do it in sections or basically they play the new stuff, then do some other stuff like regae however its spelled then break it down with some old school. We like the old music but white people do tend to play the played out stuff. Like when I go to certain majority white places. They won’t play rap or r&b but if they do, its Young MC bust a move or Tone Loc’s wild thing/funky cold madena in which you will never hear that at a black club lol!
That is hilarious – I don’t even know how I stumbled across this blog, but I’m white, and I’m laughing hysterically. You got us nailed to a T on the jazz – I DO wish I had a fireplace!
But, to be honest – and my age will show – MY old school hip hop goes all the way back to 1984ish with “Luke Skywalker” the cassette tape that got you sent to the principal’s office if you were caught with it in school! Too funny…
No, its not really a bold statement. Modern science comes from the European enlightenment. Technological advancements of Europeans are a direct result of this. Yes, centuries of forced servitude, as you said, must have been hell for those forced to endure it. Its hard to invent things when you are a slave.
I am not arguing the superiority of one culture over another. That’s just ridiculous. All humans have roughly identical DNA. Culture is something you have absolutely no control over. It is something that you are born into. It is larger than yourself and it is shaped by history and nature and circumstance.
All I’m saying is that if you want to go on some tirade about all the stuff white people have stolen, and the atrocities they have committed, fine that’s totally fair and accurate. But then to also be fair, you have to say, well white people did eradicate smallpox, they did figure out how to harness electricity, how to sanitize water, they amassed a huge body of literature and history, and many white people sacrificed their lives in the Civil War. I could go on, but you get the idea.
Hey, your blog is funny, but I stopped on this one. I am not white and I DO listen to old school hip hop….. mostly because this was when music tended to express our true feelings about the world around us. Commercial hip hop is bought mostly BY whites. Black ppl BURN a track if they like it….. but, BUY? That must be non-blacks doing that. The friends that I have JUMP at the thought of going to an 80’s jam that someone is throwing. You were going pretty good there with your blog, but this is not the case in NYC (where I lived all my life). Commercial rappers are big with white audiences, NOT so much Black. Same thing with Obama. We were supporting Clinton (did u all forget?). It wasn’t until black ppl started seeing that white ppl were backing a black candidate that we decided to jump ship. Otherwise, no black ppl would have fully endorsed Obama. He is not Black to me, actually.
Ask your self why someone who is a closeted homosexual (L’il Wayne) is moving towards the more ACCEPTING white people. He knows once the full story comes to light about his life, Black people will just make him go through hell and high water. Anyone notice that he is now making a “rock” album?? Chance? Hardly. They know who’s listening and buying their music…. and it ain’t us, lol. Cause he sucks….. maybe white people like token black kids who front with dreds like they are Marley incarnated….. not.
yeah, but rap music from 1991 and on DOES suck. Most of it is just talentless bragging. That’s old now and completely useless in a sagging economy. HH was meant to keep people from killing each other (turning gangs into battle crews). Now, all it does is promote the same bs. I would much rather listen to Jazz because IT IS THE MUSIC MY ANCESTORS PLAYED….. period.
The European enlightenment was brought about by North African muslims who conquered Iberia and installed libraries and baths everywhere they could find. Most of Europe was in the dark ages when this “European” enlightenment was going on. The Arabs modified ancient Kemetic and Greek ideas and imprved them. THIS is what the Rennaissaince was based upon. Science came from Blacks as the first 100,000 years or so of humanity posited ALL modern sapiens in East Africa.
I know Obama is the child of a white mom and a black father. But most people still say he’s black.
If Obama is not black to you, what is he? A white man?
OK, you were going fine until you made a comment: “If you’re middle aged or older, its understandable that you would say such things because, well, you’re old. But young haters better face it: the real reason you don’t like hip hop is because the cool kids like it and you were never a cool kid. That’s why you listen to you’re obscure indie bands and you’re emo music.”
First off, I am middle aged and I listen to EVERYTHING there is. I was down with the “cool kids” and still hated some of the crap I heard. I live in the Bronx and have witnessed hip hop since I was born 42 years ago. Even growing up I listened to indie bands and obscure stuff… the REASON?….. HH literally TOOK old records and turned them into something new. The fact that kids today do NOT do this anymore is WHY everything sounds annoyingly the same. Everyone is copying everyone else and is NOT being THEIR SELF. ALL HH from the Golden Age is this way….. experimental. Just as white kids may listen to black music. Black kids ALSO listen to white music…. and….. in order to make it more palpable to black people, they will change it up to suit us.
The problem was NEVER HH. The problem is that the racist institutions that run this nation really need to upgrade.
So guys like Herbie Hancock and Sonny Rollins are makin’ albums just for you, eh?
Cosby is an ELITIST who made his a lot of his money off a bunch of “ghetto kids” (Fat Albert) who spoke EBONICS. His castigation of the lower classes of Black Americans is not only hypocritical, but off-target. Cosby represents the upper-most echelons of Black society in the U.S. yet he has the gall to insult those who ARE struggling to be educated and hard-working yet still live in the ghetto as “not doing our part”. Screw Cosby. He does NOTHING for us a Black community except attend award shows and talk a lot of shit. Hillary Clinton showed more love to us as Blacks than did Obama or Cosby or any of those high-falooting Black people who think that pressing our hair and bleaching our skin is going to get us somewhere in life. I don’t aspire to be like Mike (Jackson)…. so, those Black people who think the rest of us are “too ghetto” to invite to their 300-dollar a plate functions….. SCREW U. I work very hard and have just as much education as the next person, yet I choose to buy a house in the inner-city where the rest of Black America lives. Nothing wrong with moving on up, but Bill Cosby and Herndon and all those stupid Black Americans who think that it’s the “denizens” in the ghetto who are ruining our image, get a life. It’s Black people who do things like runs inside sexually-vague “closets”, teach us how to hate our features in favor of looking closer to white that bring us down…….. for the sake of being more conservative (our Republican roots are showing). I am so sick of the upper classes of Blacks who keep acting like we all should be weeded out of existence simple because they and whatever other eugenics organizations they belong to want us to be. They seem to forget that not everyone in Black America is a millionaire, yet that gives them no right to knock the rest of us who HAPPEN to live in Cosby’s bracket of “economically-challenged”.
Most hispanics are native american and PRE-DATE you by 39,500 years. 🙂 😉
this was like in Be Cool when John Travolta criticized a rapper for not knowing about the Sugarhill Gang.
And I almost kicked him in the nuts.
Yes, I do agree with you that the Semitic Muslims from North Africa and the Middle East played an important role in the European Rennaisance. To what extent, we could argue all day, and I really don’t know enough about the subject anyway. The Rennaisance was a revival of ancient knowledge accumulated by the Greeks, Romans, Jews, and Arabs.
But you are confusing the Rennaisance with the Enlightenment, which was what I was talking about in the OP. The Enlightenment came much later, and without this revolution what we call science and technology today would not be possible.
Few historians would argue, though, that the Europeans played the dominant role in shaping the west, including Africa. You can nitpick all you want on this, but our entire western civilization, our cities, our system of governance, our science and medicine, our capitalist values, our architecture, ect . . . are of European origin.
Europeans did a lot of terrible things, and no its not fair. But I’m against the wholesale dismissal of the values upon which our civilization is built. If you don’t like it, go ahead and live in some malaria infested swamp run by a tribal chieftan.
“If you don’t like it, go ahead and live in some malaria infested swamp run by a tribal chieftan.”
Wow, you’re ignorant.
Come on, he’s not gay. Haven’t you listened to Pussy Monster?
If anyone’s gay its Ne-Yo. That dude’s a homo for sure!
Why is this ignorant? I didn’t say there is anything bad about living this lifestyle. You inferred it by calling me ignorant. For most of human history, people lived in small ethnic communities run by an alpha male. Some parts of the world still live like this, and some people prefer to live like this. I am simply saying if you want to dismiss western civilization is uniquely evil, corrupt, and exploitative, go ahead and disengage from it. Live in the bush, hunt and gather, and if you get malaria or polio go to your witch doctor’s hut and hope for the best.
BTW: I have a Master’s degree in History from a liberal arts college. How white is that?
You are exactly what this blog is making fun of.
CANNOT STAND RAP,HIP HOP OR ANYTHING REMOTELY SIMILAR…it is like FUBU – not for white people……..PERIOD!Every time black people find something to call their own, white people steal it…
OMG i know exactly what you mean and now all these white gangster wanna be boys wear their jeans on their knees practically it’s disgusting I mean do you not just want to walk up to them and say what the hell!!!!
not always there are some very inteligent black artists who do write their own music and their pretty good
Keep tellin yourself that!!!! Whatever helps you sleep at night!!!
LOL hell yeh me to can’t stand it!!!! all the saxaphone solos!!!! it sounds like its off key
shut up. please. please. please. thank you.
Have either of you ever seen tropic thunder? you’re both idiots! 🙂
p.s. i love a tribe called quest, and the beastie boys. they’re black and gay right?
Really? He’s not black to you, actually?
You’re from new york, therefore you have no clue how things works in the rest of the country. I’m sorry, but its incredibly true. I’d tell you to move to the suburbs but you’d only blog about how you hate it, or marry some dude with a box shaped house and then you’d never get online or listen to old school hip hop again.
I just want to let you know that if you don’t think barrack is “100% bonafide grade A negro meat” thats fine. BUT if you had ever lived in the south you’d know that even in the 90’s, let alone the 70’s, halfsies or not, Barrack Obama would be considered a black man, whatever that meant, to whoever was dealing with him. So I’m sure he’d be dissapointed that you said “he’s not black to you.” I’m sure he’s got a lot more perspective on the “black-american experience” than you’ve got.
I have one final question: who the are you, and why are you so great (other than being from new york, city of stone) that we should care what race you consider the president to be?
I’m from Indiana, which I think makes me one of the whitest kinds of white in the world. I’d just like to say that I love rap and I think it makes it even better and funnier because I’m white. There is nothing I love more than rapping along with Shook Ones Pt. 2, Shame On a Nigga (or should I be even whiter and correct the spelling to -er-?), and any other number of songs with lyrics that don’t relate to my lifestyle whatsoever. I know nothing about dumping bodies off bridges in New York and I know nothing about sticking a Wu-Tang sword right through your navel, but God help me I love the music. But just so every non-white person who reads this blog knows, not all white kids are gangster wannabes…those kids went to public school..haha
Its ok girl. Most of the rappers haven’t done that mess either lol!
we know that all white kids are not gangster wannabes. Some aspire to bite of bats and chickens heads like Alice Cooper.
to each his/her own.
ya except that was Ozzy Osbourne who bit the head off the bat, not Alice Cooper. but you’re right about what white kids aspire to be…what do black kids aspire to be? top dog of their cell block?
“I don’t like nothing else” – Radio Raheem – Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing
oh this site kills me, much needed, even though it’s class-based racist shit. but some white folk need it.
the author doesnt mention tha wigga! aint he white??
if this comment usnt fabricated then i dont know what is .. you cant bullshit a bullshittaa (name that movie my Film Studies grad.)
retched…you can join jimmy beam on the idiot bus.
obviously the author does not know many black people.
Most black people who like hip hop still love the old stuff
When I was 11 my friends and I knew all of the lyrics to “I got that Fire” by Juvenile. We consisted of 3 whites, 1 Cuban, all nerds in honors and ap classes at school. I guess we identified with that stuff at some immature level. I mean, when you’re on the streets its all about survival. When you’re in the cafeteria of an overpopulated public middle school in texas, its all about survival too: You need that fire. Ask Juvenile.
haha your Right; all black people are criminals!…ass.
being top dog in a cell block sounds alot more appealing than biting heads off animals….
I agree…which guy’s ass do I want to pound in the shower today? But you know, because I’m black I’m incredibly homophobic, because homosexuals are faggots. Because us blacks went through our civil rights struggle in the 60’s, we feel it’s our turn to deny others their civil rights. Go America!
hey now, blues actually is good music… jazz is bullshit… burn it all.
but yeah i love only liking old obscure rap that people dont listen to anymore…
Season of da siccness – Brotha lynch hung is my favorite album for playing in my car full of white people with big subs in the trunk. something about cannibalism lyrics makes me smile.
well Dru Down is also pretty good, but its because its got such good bass no one can hear the lyrics
sorry if i offended anyone else that still listens to dru down or brotha lynch hung old stuff.
alright who likes Afropop? it’s pretty awesome i hope my whiteness makes all africans in africa start listening to Classical music.
FELA KUTI!
way to talk like a black man, Louis the cool Georgia Toe. racist
In my city, atlanta, Clander annouced in Creative Loafing that he will soon put up a post on Bob Marley. here is the previewed, plagarized for your enjoyment!
“I am actually working on a post about this right now. I say that many colleges around the U.S. are considering just painting the Bob Marley Legend poster on every dorm room wall to save the cost (both financial and environmental) of having white students put it up and then take it down year after year. Advanced white people like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh, but without a doubt, white people like reggae and hope to examine it one day from the safe confines of a Jamaican Resort.”
– Interview by Wyatt Williams
no seriously, are there any white people like me that LOVE African music, like afropop and world reggae like Alpha Blondy?
and if you guys haven’t heard Ali Farka Toure and Ry Cooder’s collab “Talking Timbuktu” you should check it out.
This blog has a sort of morbid curiosity for me and also makes me a bit sad. I like so many of my generation wanted so much more of those that came after.
Rap at it’s core is the degradation of the black female (we are all bitches and hoes). To use and art form to imbed that image of black women in every American male, heck in the world view of Black women, is horrendous at best.
Many a white person will say they “love” rap, but perhaps at it’s core is the very secret heart of racism. White people really do want black people to go back to the days of being “colored” (even if they don’t know it and can’t really articulate it) and feel much more comfortable knowing that black people really don’t think that much of themselves after all they are capable of depredate their women (the ones that give them life) to such a low level as being a bitch and / or a hoe and make money. BTW if all black women are bitches and hoes doesn’t that mean that the Rappers mama and sisters are bitches and hoes – but I digress.
I love jazz and currently while writing this I’m listening to my Jazz Pandora station. When I was younger I was lucky enough to be able to hear real Jazz – live (not of course the commercial stuff). As with all things there is the good stuff and then there is…well the not so good stuff
Jazz is the only true created American art form and is celebrated all over the world as such, but what the Hell it was created by black folks so you are right it can’t possibly be worth anything, so it should be discarded.
Some would say I should lighten up – but really Should I?
youa re so wrong and are such an asshole.
you are right. I think it is the major record labels that like to exploit the kind of rap that degredates women and glorifies violence because it sells, so rap inherently isn’t about degredation, it is the music industry and hollywood that exploit this new form of blackface.
as a black jazz musician and professional i gotta say your article is one of the most stupid ive ever written. stop wasting cyber space with b .. sh.. like this and do something to actually promote art. people who cant do generally sit back and criticize over the glass of wine because they dont have the juice to actually put anything worthwhile out there. jg
as a black jazz musician and professional i gotta say your article is one of the most stupid ive ever read. stop wasting cyber space with b .. sh.. like this and do something to actually promote art. people who cant do generally sit back and criticize over a glass of wine because they dont have the juice to actually put anything worthwhile out there. jg
ever see a fat white chick who can sing get promoted in the music industry? Major record labels hate fat white women/ugly white women, no matter how well they can sing.
they gotta be twigs, cute, big tits for the most part, and little or no ass, and under 30 years old….
The music industry is not kind to women of any color or kind, period.
I got bored with jazz around Junior year. It is so stuffy and atonal. Yeah yeah It’s artistic and complex. Hell, you can at least dance to punk.
Indie Hip-Hop does not degrade or glorify violence. I listen to some Rap and Hip-Hop and I don’t hate women (womyn?). I do not want to return to Jim Crow and all that BS.
You do know that this is a satire site and yes, you need to lighten up.
Ha! Spot on. I bought a Grandmaster Flash Disc this summer and still love it. It does remind me of middle school when it was coming down from NYC and Philly acts were getting noticed. Back then, we Rock & Roll guys thought it was just a fad…….
This site always cheers me up and gives me a huge laugh. Thanks.
Is it time for yoga yet?
Black music is for Blacks…PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This might explain my love for funk, chicago house, and detroit techno.
I’m a professional jazz,soul,funk musician, and I used to love what “black” music was up until about 1989.
There was still a lot of musicality, wisdom, dedication and commitment to making good, quality music that people could sing to, play and learn from, and grow as musicians from emulating.
You had amazing male singers like James Ingram, Luther Vandross, Stevie Wonder.
You had music being produced by deeply music people, with decades of experience, knowledge and musicality, like Quincy Jones, Earth Wind & Fire….
Deeply funky grooves in the 70s from Rose Royce, Parliament, etc.
Then what the fuck happened, starting circa 1989…
Rappers, gangsta trash, loss of actual musicianship in the so-called ‘artists’…
Musically illiterate punks with small minds and big egos, trashing musicality and replacing it with ‘bling'(artists and record companies).
Suddenly, male singers were disappearing in r&b. It seemed only females singers with t&a (like another commentator mentioned here) were allowed to sing.
Males had to become ‘rappers’ to have any career at all in black music.
I have nothing against female singers, and love a lot of them…again up until about 1989.
Anita Baker, Patti Austin, Patti Labelle,
Beyonce can really sing and she is quite beautiful, but I HATE the “music” she sings to.
It was only once I heard her in Austin Powers 3, singing to a song that sounded suspiciously like “Get Down Tonight” that I could really appreciate her singing talent.
Anyways, music took a serious nose-dive in 1989, and is only starting to show a glimmer of hope now, 20 years later.
Tell that to lyricsborn, ya fuck.
“your article is one of the most stupid i’ve ever written” that makes NO SENSE AT ALL! unless of course you are two different people
the author is canadian.
Are you kidding me ?! Music Nazti!!
Don’t forget Motown! White people love to put that in movie soundtracks during the having-a-good-time-bonding montage part of the movie. Especially Hugh Grant movies.
I admit it. White people are a little envious of black people.
Funny, thought-provoking blog, guys. I will buy the book, that’s for sure! The title drew me in because I am brown, and I just knew I would find these heavy comments flowing on and on. People should generally lighten up. Need to see all the stuff white people like, so get the book into shops in Uganda asap!
hey, at least I had the nuts to include a link to my music instead of being anonymous. Also, I didn’t write what you quoted.
The reason I would disagree with the “real” argument is because every artist that gets out there writes at least one song that means something special to somebody. The connection in people’s real lives makes it important to them. I would assert that those who spend time talking about how their musical taste is better or more intelligent than others is just taking away time in which they could be enjoying music.
That was obviously a typo.
You should have realized that…
This is so true! I am going red reading this (which proves i’m white!). Long live Coltrane!!
this blog is the shizznett and is true
its true roap was only good when they talked about killing people doing drugs or screwing hoes
generalizations are for lieutenants
You forgot reggae
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/12/the-curious-case-of-gregory-oden/
this explains white people’s obsession with Miles Davis
beotch.
Hey mon,
Buffalo Soldier in the Heart of America
Yes, as a white person, agreeing with you that your blog is hilarious is supposed to make me a normal white person.
“I don’t want to come off as prejudiced against a blog that is deliberately turning racist shit on its head, which is obviously trying to remove the original racist shit of its meaning! Yay!”
No. Just that white people, as the ever-shrinking majority, are always the last to know about cool shit.
You’re just creating new racist BS. Fuk you.
“once a music has lost its relevance with its intended audience,”
this is definitevily the biggest joke of this “satiric” essay..
“intended audience….”
if any black music been made by black people was only intended to other blacks, no one of them would ever have been in the top ten….
an how do you explain black people’s disinterest for miles davis?
Yo mon,
We’re jammin’,
And I hope this jam is gonna last.
“Don’t push me, cause I’m close to the edge
I’m trying not to loose my head.
It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under.” 🙂
how do YOU explain their disinterest ???
So you judge people on how they dress? Then I suppose it would be fair for me to assume that any white kid who wears skin-tight jeans and a pink polo is invariably gay.
There is nothing wrong with wearing baggy clothes and listening to hip hop, regardless of one’s skin colour. If you have a problem with that, then you are ignorant.
white people also love cheese and crackers
Lol, funny.
that is the stupidest thing I’ve read today. thank you.
I love this shit, I found some cool shit to share http://www.thegreenlions.com
Music sees no colour. It is universal.
who said that black people are disinterested for miles?
Genius!!! I have always thought that, being a Black guy. And they know every fuckin NWA or Wu-Tang trivia fact as well. Also they move into things like breakdancing and try to take the dancing to a whole new level. (its like they open the door to every place we have left and say, “Hey, did the Black Folks leave finally??” Okay, Cody, Chad and Bryce, come on in and bring the boombox”.
…just my thought as a black man.
hahahaha im right there with you. they can’t really do the whole competition thing, but lets go ahead and take over stuff the blacks are done with. hahaha, beautiful
i love funk music
LOL…
too funny.
it doesn’t stop it from being funny though.
It’s that internal yearnnig white people have of taking something that was “in” at the time and trying to reinvent it to make it seem “trendy” or relevant.
It’s appropriation at it’s finest!!! White people love to take things from diffrent cultures and try to make it their own….i.e:
Yoga
Lenny Kravitz
Barack Obama (Give this one time, you’ll see)
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/19/just-when-you-thought-you-were-talented/
– “You bitch ass president…” – Me replacing the n-word with president
“Okay, Cody, Chad and Bryce, come on in and bring the boombox”. ”
Hularious!!!
It’s a fun experiment to just replace the words “white” or “black” simply with “American”.
I love this article. I am a white man, and I get so embarassed by white people who think they are so “worldly” because they listen to some jazz and talk about sail boats. I think a funny article should be written about how white people dont like other white people.
For example, any white man who is blue collar, has a temper, listens to country or classic rock, drives a truck, is looked down by other white people. When infact, we are all honkeys!
Hilarious note about white folks and breakdancing. I’m Puerto Rican, and find it hilarious when the white folks show up to Salsa night at the local clubs. It’s either two categories. The clueless white folks who’ve never taken a dancing class, and then the people who’ve taken so many salsa classes they think themselves ready for “dancing with the stars”.
At an all Latino club, a dude who’s got moves gets a quick glance and then everyone does their own thing. At a white club that does one night of salsa, if a white guy knows some moves he’ll be all over the place showing these moves off to anyone and everyone who has an ounce of dancing talent. It’s like “West Side Story” except there’s no jets to back up the lead this time!
Lol at it!
OHH MY FRIGGIN GODDNESS!! I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS TOPIC FOR THE LAST 10YRS NOW! EVERY SINCE THE EMINEM EXPLOSION. THE OTHER DAY A WHITE GUY ( MY SAME AGE) WHO ALEGEDLY DOES “RAP MUSIC” ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO TELL ME ( I AM BLACK, 28YRS OLD, BORN&RAISED SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO) I DON’T KNOW “REAL” HIP HOP MUSIC! HE’S FROM A SUBURB IN WEST CHICAGO! YA KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU DON A SWORD, WEAR A ROBE AND SPEAK JAPANESE DOESN’T MAKE YOU A SAMURAI! WHITE PEOPLE WHO THINK CAUSE THEY SUSCRIBE TO THE MONTHLY “SOURCE” MAG, WEAR LAVISH URBAN LABELS, AND TALK “SLANG” SOMEHOW MANAGE TO THINK THAT THIS (URBAN, GHETTO, WHATEVER) LIFESTYLE IS NOW RIGHTFULLY THEIRS. AND THIS IS ALL SLOWLY HAPPENING WITHOUT ANY HOMAGE. I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS QUOTE ” WHITE PEOPLE TAKE WHAT WE LIKE – MICHAEL JACKSON, LIONEL RITCHIE, TINA TURNER, DIANA ROSS, OHH THEY TAKE!”: PAUL MONNEY
“there’s no slack for tha black…..”
–Public Enemy
well black people probbly already heard all their music, hnce why they move forward. its new to white people so they get excited about it and fetishize it
Come on, you dirty motherfuckers.
you blacks und latinos get angry about white men, who you consider to be intruders into your culture.
okay, you assfuckers, so stay away from white business companies, because that is all what you want from white culture:good jobs,money, secure life!
Correction: British DID NOT invent The Blues in the 17th century. That accomplishment would have to be given to a MUCH older musical form and most likely a variety of cultures and countries.
Your right, but chill with the caps mate.
Kinda childish.
I’m white. I like the blues and hip hop. My girlfriend sent me this link to make fun of me. I can laugh at myself, though hope I’m not as pretentious as this blog makes me sound.
Reading this post reminded me of this white art major I knew in college who was sooooo excited to see KRS-One at the Cat’s Cradle. I’m also reminded of a the time I saw this white chick at work walk up to a black guy and insist that he borrow her Gnarles Barkley CD because it was so “fresh.”
As 4 tha “caps”, dude I’m just lazy!
Thats cool I got a black friend who listen to Billy Idol and he thinks that the shit… go to http://www.revoint.com
Theres money and business all over the world honey. What does that have to do with white culture. You got alot of nerves sweetie. Us Blacks and Latinos have to deal with alot of bullshit from day to day racially and not just from you, but from our own people too and ourselves and your getting bent out of shape over a damn joke your own people made about you. I like old school too. Its all thats pretty much in my Ipod. But its just a joke. Your so damn retarded. Take a fucking joke. Matter of fact, maybe you don’t know they have a things black people like list as well. Go read it and call it even you Racist idiot.
You know what… thats very true. It goes both ways lol!
YOU are retarded, the post from Sato wasn’t a joke, maybe the article we discuss was it, ok?
an please don’t call me a racist idiot, you RACIST IDIOT.
Ed, I have to agree with you.
I lived in Chicago and used to make music videos for rappers from the south & west sides and then the issue was how weird it was that a White boy from Australia was down with Hip Hop! Now, my Son who lives in Downers Grove loves to give me grief about how much more ‘real’ his taste in music is than mine cause I’m so old LOL.
In fairness though, in a lot of cases, Black music is often a ‘right now’ statement and with that kind of timeframe comes a strong sense of ‘use by date’. I know that two of my favourite kinds of Chi Town music, the music that took me there, was House and Blues – which, when I arrived in 91 were not exactly what you’d call well supported by Black audiences.
So, maybe its not a bad thing that White audiences stay in love with Black music… even if they are so bloody embarrassing when they try and groove with it all!!
Luke
nathan dude, you are soo white that you didn’t even get the reference.
Here’s a hint:
— look up when slavery in the US first started and who was involved during that time period.
sorry, but black people never fell out of love with black music. you white people find out about certain black music AT A LATER DATE and all of a sudden think that because you are listening to it now and coming to the venues where the musicans are playing, you make the erroneous conclusion that we black folk don’t listen to it anymore.
This is a perfect example of the arrogance of white folk when it comes to african american culture. Just because you are listening to our music now does NOT mean that it is/has not been supported in the african american community.
who do you think supported the music BEFORE white man johnny come lately came onto the scene?
guess what greybread? nobody gives a flying f*** about you, your business, or your bleached assed behind.
The only white culture you know is the one that goes around in pick up trucks and wear white cone sheets over their heads. And the only good job you and your kind have is raising pigs on the outback of the louisiana swamps, making money selling bacon fat and pigs feet, and your secure life is summed up in one word: W-E-L-F-A-R-E.
STFU you country assed redneck beeeotch.
you racist idiot retarded beeeotch.
WTF???
Whoever the author of this is, is a fucking nutjob. I know plenty of black people that prefer old school hip hop. White kids are usually the ones that are into the wack ass new shit. So once again, Author dude, with all your fucking typos, you fail on another subject.
word 2 tha mother!
Tell em Brian, its dumb fuck heads like him being the reason for this blog post in the first place
And no it doesn’t go both ways u dumb shits!!! Billy Idol plays what kind of music: rock, right. Who the fuck u think invented that shit. Ohh probably Elvis or some fuckin body! I c it is truly some dumb fucks visiting this site. My whole response was in compliance with what tha fucking author said and u fucks wanna just post stupid ass, totally fabricated statements. shit, I was just having fun but these dumb Mf r fuckin wit my vibe. u bitches.
By tha way dude u arrived in 91. That means your statement : black people didn’t support tha house scene totattly confirms YOU don’t know jack either. Who tha hell u think is Frankie Knuckles? Ohh just the sole pioneer of house music and dance dating all tha way back to tha early eighties. Dj Milton. Dj Deon, Dj Greddy, Dj Gantman, these r some of the ORIGINAL house djs emerging from tha southside. If u were BORN & RAISED here u would know that shit! But u don’t so u make some tongue -in-check statement exposing u as a gooffy like all the other dumb dicks who visit this site.
Often black style and culture are adopted by the mainstream, then all of sudden, the origins get co-opted. That’s understandably angering. But be careful not to use hip-hop’s urban origins as a definition of what hip-hop is today. To hip-hop’s credit, it is now a world-wide art form admired, practiced and enjoyed by hundreds of thousands of people around the world, including American suburbanites. Everyone has a right to claim it for themselves, just as Awadagin Pratt has a right to claim classical piano as his own. Let’s get global, Baby!!!
Okay “just lookin” u obvisouly didn’t read my comment thoroughly. Who tha hell said anything about making hiphop orgins what it is today? My whole rant is about inevitably paying HOMAGE! I’m pretty sure thats the authors intentions as well. I bet your’e either white or some punkass, “backpack” rapper who thinks “being conscious” consist of chewing on licorice rout, attending “poetry slams”, and an Ipod rotation that includes: De La Soul, Jungle Brothas, and ATCQ. U fuckin dork he,he,he.
Ed, I know that black people can be credited with the creation of rock music. No argument there. But it has evolved in many different streams. You can’t associate punk with Chuck Berry and Little Richard.
Billy Idol is a punk rock musician. Although punk rock came from rock music, it’s audience is mostly white. The artists are mostly white. The Ramones, the Sex Pistols, and the Clash are all white.
So the white man with dreads has a black friend who likes Billy Idol. His friend is obviously not a common fan. It’s kind of funny that anybody would think Billy Idol is the shit. But for a black guy to say that…. that’s unusual.
I will add that white people still like Idol, so his relevance (and that of the black fan) to this entry is low.
Haha, Nathan you twat
Hmmm, I bet he thinks BLACK PEOPLE since that is the point of his entire article. Do you realize you are agreeing with his words, but complaining that he’s white?!
HAHA toally true…I love 90’s rap! Grew up with it…the mainstream stuff I guess. And yes I love the fresh prince of bel-air hahah
“..I know that two of my favourite kinds of Chi Town music, the music that took me there, was House and Blues – which, when I arrived in 91 were not exactly what you’d call well supported by Black audiences…”
If he was talking about the House of Blues, then I stand corrected, but if he was talking about chi-town music, then i stand by my words.
see, your pheelin me bro. There aint even no kind of music genre dubbed “house & blues”! What tha fuck is this guy talking about? Especially not coming out chicago. It just confirmed his idiocracy!
i better should have written “…you certain kind of blacks und latinos, who get angry about white men, who you consider to be intruders into your culture, better stay away from business companies founded by white people.”
ep Sato, move back to Cuba or whereever you came from, if you don’ like it to spend your time with these ugly whiteass pricks, you understand me?
I think he meant “House OF Blues”..
uh, billy idol made good music in the early 80s. so did the Clash and the sex pistols in the LATE 70s. just because they were white musicians have nothing to do with the quality of the music. And since their music was rock music, one cannot disassociate the foundation from what has evolved (ie: you CAN associate punk with chuck berry and little richard because punk music used the same riffs and beats. the only difference is that punk sped the music up and/or the vocals sung on the riffs and beats were deliberately sung to be unappealing to the masses (with some exceptions like Debra Harry or even the Pretenders).
Anyone who is familiar with the history of rock music should know that the ramones were nothing more than a garage band that played garage music faster than usual. People were ‘fascinated’ for the most part NOT because of the quality of their music, but more so with their DIFFERENT sound from the 70s music that permeated the radio waves. It was nothing like the music that was being marketed at that time. the same with grunge music of the early 90s. Garage music comes and go with generations under different names, but it is not new, nor is it exclusively white.
“just because they were white musicians have nothing to do with the quality of the music. ”
Never said race had anything to do with the quality of music, louie.
Look, louie, the man with dreads said he has a black friend who likes Billy Idol. The reason that might be funny for some is because they CAN’T associate punk with the founders of Rock’n’Roll. Whether or not you are able to, the point is that they CAN’T. That’s why they think it’s funny.
You can do the six degrees of separation thing between Chopin and Idol if you wanted to and find a link, but “anyone who is familiar with the history of rock music” knows that punk music appeals to mostly white crowds. Sure you can find a fan that isn’t white if you look a little. But if you took a picture of any live punk band event, the crowd will look like the one above.
I agree with your garage band metaphor, but who insinuated it was a new concept?
Wow! Yall crazy. The quality of the music?? I didn’t say anything was wrong with the music and what the hell are you talking about Mr. Ed?? No one is talking about where the music is originated from. The fact of the matter is that mostly white people listen to rock or punk or whatever. You are not going to go to Billy Idol’s concert and see really any black people at all. Just a few tokens maybe. I think its sad but it is what it is. Whatever! Your not supposed to take this site so seriously. And it is true that black people, we can be a little late on music white people have been doing for years too. Even clothes and stuff. We used to would never walk out the house with a mohawk. Now you see black folks wearing mohawks except we call them frohawks lol! Sorry sweetie im just calling it how I see it…
I want to keep Zydeco alive!
(My husband thinks I’m crazy for liking it. lol I’ve loved the stuff since I took a trip to New Orleans back in college.)
Hold on now! Im creole. Have fam in Louisiana. Zydeco is a way of life out there. No matter what race you are. LOL!
wjs says: “..I know that black people can be credited with the creation of rock music. No argument there. But it has evolved in many different streams. You can’t associate punk with Chuck Berry and Little Richard…”
I merely pointed out that you CAN associate chuck berry and little richard with punk. Both had huge white audiences, especially Berry, who stated that whites were his intended audience right from the start of his career.
And finally, i never said or insinuated garage band music was a new concept. I merely pointed out that it is/was a concept that comes back onto the music scene and its new generation of listeners seem to believe this ‘sound’ is a new concept.
sorry kimowhitey, but i am not going anywhere. We certain kind of blacks and latinos sees who’s in the white house, and that tells us that this country is as much ours as you think it is yours.
so enjoy looking at that brown face the next four years white man, and know that your leader is not white.
ha ha ha
you under stand me?
beeotch.
he’s a brown face with a white mother, you asshole
he is a mulatte, comprendre?
see, ALL blacks who made carreer in the white house didn’t looked like the typical black man or woman, ok?
it is sich a joke!
a “black” like Eddie Murphy, woh is “really” black in its truest sense, would NEVER be elected as president.
this is an illusion of yours.
and of course, you must behave as a whitey, if you want to be elected into the white house, like Obama.
as a bro from the streets with a hiphop attitude -no Chance ever.
Okay, obviously people just wanna post their comments on here 2 TRY 2 sound witty about their assertations. Lames r trying to drop music references that intiallaly had nothing 2 do with the post, but thats cool cause this is just a form of flattery. The question should be WHY do white people listen to the stuff we don’t listen/participate in anymore? All this bullshit about global esculation for hiphop is crap. This is about $$$! The minute whatever we are doing becomes a capitalistic opportunitty for the other, (white people) THEN and only then does “it” becomes acceptable for mainstream ( white people) and everyone on here know that shit. Ten fifteen years ago we wouldn’t be discussing this topic cause hiphop acts for the most part weren’t selling records ( Besides Deathrow or Bad Boy).
This site is ridiculously hilarious. I actually did a post about white songs black people like a while ago – http://purpleblazer.wordpress.com/2009/01/13/top-10-white-songsblack-people-like/
this site is such a big BULLSHIT:
hera are some porposals from me for new topics:
stuff white people like:
Toilet paper
Eating
having a good time on the toilet(shitting while reading a magazine or newspaper)
making racist jokes…hu hu hu
making proposals(hi hi hi….)
internet
etc., etc……..
there’s so much bullshit you can write about, you asshole will never run dry of new topics..good idea
i wish i coukld earn my money so easy like you do, author of this bullshit-site
I’m as white as can be and I love Zydeco! I never heard of it until I saw Buckwheat Zydeco at Grand ole Days in St. Paul, MN. Something about that gut bass and laundry thingy just got my skinny butt shakin.
Dude in Detroit black people still listen to House music . . . especially in the gay bars and strip clubs.
You shouldn’t get so worked up with what some dumb suburban white kid does. They have boring sanitized lives and ghetto culture is an escape for them. Plus they usually don’t know how to relate to females, so the unabashed sexism and mysogyny in hip hop is attractive to them. No one takes them seriously and they usually grow out of it. The vast majority of white people are content listening to their Nickleback and Matchbox 20.
But what if you are white, grew up in a lower-class, minority neighborhood, and really did listen to this music all the time … oh, I guess you’d be Eminem …
Anyway, I like “old school,” because I have a lot of fond memories from my high school days that revolve around this music.
I love the humor of this Web site, but I think instead of “Stuff White People Like,” it should be “Stuff White Hepsters Like” because that is the group you are actually describing. There are plenty of white folks who have no idea what a Moleskin is, don’t give a rat’s ass about “organic” food, and can’t identify whatsoever with any other race outside of their own-in fact, I’d say that sums up the majority of “white” folks.
In the meantime, here’s something hepsters like …
pretending that they’re British …
Are you mad you didn’t think of it first?? Maybe you should see a professional. Take a joke.
Wow.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/26/damn-give-a-motherfucker-some-privacy/
greybread wrote, “this site is such a big BULLSHIT:
hera are some porposals from me for new topics:
stuff white people like:
Toilet paper
Eating…”
I know two things nobody likes greybread…your lousy spelling and you.
“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? ……. ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That actually made me crack up!!!.
what is w/ white people saying that though,..b/c i’ve heard that line on many occasions from random white people…it really doesn’t make you “cool/er”
“my lousy spelling” has to do with the fact that i am German.
I doubt that you can speak more than two languages, dumb american asshole.
“you CAN associate punk music with chuck berry…”
and the same way you can associate Jazz music with white marching bands music! this is in fact the origin of jazz
This is true, check out my roommate singing Sugar Hill Gang when he thought no one was watching!
True True
Greybread, you smell like a dirty diaper. Why are you reading this website if you think it is such bullshit? Can’t wait for your retarded come back full of broken English.
Went to see BB King at the House of Blues in Boston the other night – sold out show of 3,000. Could count myself and the other 3 people of color in the crowd.
I’m all for everyone loving the blues again, but that was a bit shameful…
So true. Just because it hit White people’ s radar doesn’t mean we as black people have dropped it..
But, once again, White people are the “authority” on every culture soo……
that’s because the rest of us are either dead, destitute or in prison, all at the behest of our wonderful government. But enjoy that bb while you can.. They almost got him with Katrina.
Black people do like that stuff. Jazz, Hip hop that doesn’t suck . We just can’t tell you guys.
Your’e right steve!
Well, modern black popstars rather like to play with samplers than with guitars.
It is no wonder that almost everybody in the croud was non-black.
White people -also the young ones – like handmade music, especially guitars.
THIS is where we stand…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/27/recession-wonderful-times-for-street-meat-wagons/
That statement of the British creating Blues in the 17th century is pure crap, The Blues were created by Black Slaves during the searing 17th & 18th centuries! Add this to a another thing that white people enjoy, being factually correct , get it 2 gether Home Boy ” Did I say that”:)
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
Non-Factual.
Yes besides Northern soul, there is Carolina beach music, Lindy hop and Carolina shag – 50s 60s R&B and soul.
But that 57% was not the right kind of white person. Stick with the program.
stagolee is back!
I’m not so sure about this “mainstream acceptance, decline, and finally obscurity” for a music genre’s life span. The author did not bother to walk me through any specific genre’s cycle. I suppose old white folks wi. $$$ keep classical music going and individual musicians like the genre enough to work their asses off for the chance to play profesionally. Just because a “genre” is not commercially popular, I’m not sure that it deserves to die.
Re. jazz white audience, white hipsters, dorks and wanna-bes have always listened to jazz (“won’t go to Harlem in ermin and pearls”). Still, both black and white musicians to this day like the “genre” enough to practice and play.
This genre shit is tricky. Ideas from one genre plop into others. The horn sections in Bob Wills bands (not your proto-urban-sophisticate) sound like jazz to me. The cliche of the Bose-Shiraz community keeping jazz alive is too easy and stupid.
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Mo’s comments are like a soothing breeze blowing in from the shores of SANITY, REASON, & REALITY. Just because some founders of the Frankfurt School were Marxists doesn’t mean they all were; And-
even if they were/are Marxist, that doesn’t mean they worshipped Stalin, who was an anti-democratic murderous despot; AND-
If you think “free market” Capitalism is like mother’s milk then you must have slept through 2008–and you clearly haven’t studied up enough to know that the biggest welfare recipients in the US have always been the rich & multinational corporations– what’s “free market” about that? ; AND
that whole “cultural Marxist” rant has no basis in actual history or reality–about Marxists “taking over” the US in some vast conspiracy to control… to control….what, exactly? As far as I can tell your (James’) buddy Rupert controls more mass media outlets than anybody else. All the “rabid” Marxists I know are poor & would like to see an end to poverty AND racism; AND
…. I forgot. I actually prefer the funnier comments, like when you guys go back & forth calling each other “dumb ass” and such. Very entertaining.
Oh but I am probably soooo much whiter…..
haha This goes for white ppl worldwide (I’m currently studying abroad in Mexico and the European students are always singing some old 90s rap) as well as in the US… black ppl don’t listen to Wu Tang or Redman & Method Man anymore. THE SHIT’S OLD!
but some of my best friends are white
http://www.mixunit.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=12423
Its not that we don’t listen to this stuff anymore, it’s just that we move on and listen to new things while still appreciating the old stuff. I do anyway. I go out all the time to places that are predominatly black and they play old jazz, blues, hip hop all of that but it’s also something that we enjoy when we are in a certain mood. I personally loooove old school hip hop. That is all that is in my Ipod. Old 70’s 80’s 90’s rap and r&b. But usually when Im out somewhere, I don’t want to hear it all night. But white people seem to act like its new, and study it, and educate US on the music we already been listening to lol! Thats what he’s is talking about. We listen to it but not like that. We move on lol!
“black ppl don’t listen to Wu Tang or Redman & Method Man”
Booooy are you crazy! They are the truth! I see what your saying though. I just think white people turn it into a discovery thing. Then make it their own lol!
I’m a whitey forty-something who just thinks that hip hop SUCKS now. You can’t honestly say that Rap music that they kids are buying now is better or anywhere near as good as say, Public Enemy. ALL commercial music right now sucks.
Yeah! The old school Hip Hop was pretty damn good. The new stuff is terrible, you have to be pretty stupid to find that stuff appealing.
One word. hilarious!!!
This post is regardless of genre or color. As I am mixed white and black, and listen to lots of different music. I am also a musician who produces rap music, plays guitar, plays bass, plays drums, sings, and raps.
The internet and free downloads have ruined music since the early 90’s. Back then A&R people did their job by going out and finding new artists that were creative and original. With the web forcing the record labels to cut back so they can still make money, they only sign bands/groups that fall into a certain formula. Successful formulas that were formed back in the early 90’s(nickelback, 50cent). So in a sense the music of today has barely if at all expanded on the formulas that were made then. Great music still exists you just have to find it on your own. So that’s why some people believe that OLD School stuff is better. It was just from a more creative time, speaking from a pop standpoint. Still I have heard white people spew this as if they are more enlightened somehow.
sour grapes?
“my lousy spelling has to do with the fact that i am German.
I doubt that you can speak more than two languages, dumb american asshole.”
So, if I’m reading you correctly, Germans can’t spell.
Good God, greybeard, if you’re going to be a typical condescending Eurotwat, at least know how to write a sentence!
You know what? I don’t care if black people still listen to the D.O.C. because I do and he rocks. Long live late 80’s/early 90’s rap!
lol
How could P Funk not have made it onto this posting? I’m pretty sure that owning at least one George Clinton album was required for admission to Wesleyan and Williams.
l don’t know if you’re black or White, and l agree with most of this post. But just because of those last few sentences at the end… Fuck you.
Hell-arious parody of Stufff White People Like on the humor site
called Freedom Haters.org.
Check it out here:
http://freedomhaters.org/?q=content/freedom-haters-salutes-stuff-white-people
….you are a bit of a knob.
I think everyone can relate to this:
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/05/the-80-rule-this-may-save-your-life-as-well-as-your-relationship/
your music > my music
Come off it man. Music is subjective, and you feel the need to diss white people for listening to good shit? You are such a self-hating cracker it’s unbelievable. The ironic thing about this site is that you try to sound like you’re being objective, but you’re just as guilty of what you claim all white people do.
I won’t lie, it’s funny and on point sometimes. You fell off hard with this post. Quit your bitching whiteboy
VANILLA ICE* RULES!!!
a veritable legend in his own mind.
Yeah white people this black people that but what about those blue people they like music made from pipes and other household shits. They are the real fucked up ones if you ask me.
“All white people believe that they prefer listening to jazz over watching television. This is not true.”
“All white people” is a rather sweeping statement. As a melanin-challenged Caucasian without TV and a love for Jazz music, I guess I’m an exception to your generalization.
Jazz is not a static art form that can be neatly categorized into its own market segment. One of the giants in Jazz, Miles Davis was known for a dislike of returning to play his older repertoire, for he was always moving forward with new musical ideas.
This is all bullshit. I’m white. I hate rap, I hate hip hop, I hate the way black people try to force everyone to like them. I can fight, and yes motherfuckers, I would fight a black guy and probably kick his ass too, I said probably which means, no, I don’t think i’m the baddest dude on the planet
This is all bullshit. I’m white. I hate rap, I hate hip hop, I hate the way black people try to force everyone to like them. I can fight, and yes motherfuckers, I would fight a black guy and probably kick his ass too, I said probably which means, no, I don’t think i’m the baddest dude on the planet
This is all bullshit. I’m white. I hate rap, I hate hip hop, I hate the way black people try to force everyone to like them. I can fight, and yes motherfuckers, I would fight a black guy and probably kick his ass too, I said probably which means, no, I don’t think i’m the baddest dude on the planet
dane, your disgusting, and your an embarassment to white people. Ur probably some internet loser who lives at home with your mom. Keep ur disgusting opinions to yourself.. And I hope Karam gets u good for saying something so disrespectful. good luck with that
that is so cool…
You guys need a life. Can’t handle it when the table turns on you. This site is a joke. Its not ment to be taken seriously. There is a stuff black people like and a stuff Asians like… Your just mad that you have silly things that you or a lot of you do culturally just like the rest of us. Im sorry you no longer run things like you used to.
LOL dane….no you wouldn’t. You would probably just sit at a computer, typing all kinds of random junk, trying to convince your own self that you really ARE that cool when you would never dare to say such comments (or try to kick a Black man’s a$$) in real life. But I gotta say, I aprpeciate your attempt to bring SOME form of comedy to the already funny website….
at least you have some sense of reality though…you truly are NOt the baddest dude on the planet. Far from it, bruh….
Thanks for the liner notes, Poindexter. You’re the reason women don’t listen to jazz.
That’s funny. I’m a Jewish Canadian.
My mom was a Jewish Pole (Poland).
My grandma was a Jewish Pole.
I’m white, but I don’t recall being “in charge” of anything. I remember LOTS of discrimination against my people, all over the world, from Russia to Canada.
By white people.
But…uhh…the other white people.
Eh, doesn’t matter, we’re all “white” to you.
Fucking racist.
What…the heck?
Women listen to jazz. Hot ones.
FUCKING WORD.
This is self-hating crap.
Music is for everyone. This is stupid, sophomoric writing.
I love this blog! Stop hating and lighten up.
Oh lord! Honey! You just want me to be racist. Im black so thats not neccesarily possible. Your not black so you wont get that ok. You completely blocked out what I said about my own people. But you don’t want to read that part. “EH” Calm your nerves and take a joke. Idiot!
Thank You!!!
It doesn’t have to be “old music.”
White people love us some Clipse, and Clipse are still around today. I’m still not sure why we love them so much, but they’re freakin’ awesome.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/10/this-whole-rhianna-chris-brown-situation-is-enough-to-drive-a-man-swayze/
Malik – I think you missed the irony in what this guy is saying. I’m white and I like jazz too. But the guy’s able to laugh at himself and other white people that there’s often something self-conscious going on here… White people are often proud of the fact that they can appreciate this and that from various cultures, thus having overcome cultural barriers in their minds. But it’s easier somehow to like stuff by dead people in a somewhat removed culture. Would we treat black people as equals, or only admire their musical / athletic talents? It’s something we need to ask ourselves.
for the record, Halle, being black does not make it so you cannot be racist. This is a common misconception. Black people are just as capable of being racist as people of other races.
just thought i’d toss that out there.
Not only that, but they are frequently racist against other minorities (how many black people have you met who are blatantly racist against hispanics?), including toward other black people. Same as everybody else. Self loathing, fake stereotypes and cliches are a big part of the pop culture we all share.
This blog is funny but it’s also irritating because it’s really about upper middle class people, not white people. I know a lot of upper class hispanics, blacks, asians etc. who fit these stereotypes. If you did a similar blog equating “black people” with the kind of poverty culture you see on say, Jerry Springer, you would be called a racist instantly.
The notion that black people “cant be racist” goes back to a fundamental fact of black racial identity culture (which is mostly a middle class phenomenon in the black community… this blog is typical of middle class racial identity culture posing as ethnically authentic with a mentality exactly like the one being mocked …) it percieves the racism of other cultures (or narrowly selected subsets therof) and the suffering of black people with crystal clarity, but it pretends not to percieve, and never agknowledge racism (etc.) within it’s own “community”. More importantly, this worldview ignores the suffering and tribulations of every other demographic category on earth (within or without the USA), so there is no sense of context. This is pretty blatant to everyone not immersed in this sub-culture, and contributes to polarization (particularly with non-white minorities for example, and black people from other countries) thanks to comments like Halles here which highlight the blind spot and a latent hostility toward others. It does not engender sympathy.
Apples and oranges you are mixing here. Skin color is easily to see, but YOU being jewish, well, if you did not open your mouth and identify yourself, you’d be just another white person on the street.
White people being racist against white people? Uh, try white people being bigoted against Jews?
Jews are NOT a race of people. It is a religion.
duh.
Uh D L, try this on for size:
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
Sorry D L, but since whites are the majority in the US, and it is white people who wrote the laws, thus, it is white people who are RACISTS against non-whites…
…the blacks who are racists are the ones who believe that white people are superior to black people….example: Clarence Thomas
Now, black can be bigots…
bigotry |ˈbigətrē| noun intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself
But white people have the monopoly on racism in the US…
You are obviously confusing RACISM with BIGOTRY. America was built on the principal of RACISM (it is right in the original American Constitution). The principal of white skin is superior over all non-white skin has been the backbone of american law since the founding of our country.
And the belief in this principal of the notion of superiority in white skin can be reinforced and believed in by NON-WHITE people; thus the notion of racist non-whites in feasible. It goes hand in hand with self-loathing and wishing to be ‘white’.
Sorry to burst your bubble kids – But firstly Jazz, black music -lol!! You’re kidding right??
Like all music it blends different forms and styles and influences together…
THey were many great black jazz musicians and composers, but… and you’re not going to like this… there were just as many (maybe more?) unbelievably talented white folks too.
Same with the blues – it was, never in a million years, purely black music -it was always a mixing of styles -African chants plus European Folk… just in case you wondered…
And the final nail in the coffin of the bullcrap you’ve been selling;
All the music, Yep ALL of it; every last genre you’ve been ranting on about is played inside, and on instruments (read slowly don’t want you getting confused) THAT ARE BASED ENTIRELY ON THE TRADITIONAL WESTERN MUSIC SCALE!!!
Tough luck -you might have caught less investigative types out with your rubbish – but the little gem of truth above will always be there to haunt you. Oh yes you’re playing ALL your music in the Western Scale…
If you get really inventive you might try and allude to the ‘blue note’ which lives between a minor and a major 3rd (in the Western Sale)…and claim this is part of ‘black music’ -lol!! No way Jose – the ambiguous 3rd has been a part of European Folk since the year dot!!
Oh and just to ruin your day (see what happen’s when you try to bullcrap musicians??) At the heart of Hip Hop at it’s very conception (you might want to look this up yourself just to cause yourself more suffering :-)… Oh yes the track that launched Hip Hop, the track that set the dancers and the clubs and the street kids alight… was ‘Apache’ by English white instrumental band; The Shadow’s….
Sweet, ha ha!!
So the question really is …why (unlike many great black people) are you so scared to admit when you borrow (and BOY DO YOU ‘BORROW’!!!) from white culture..
Musician’s always acknowledge influences; Black, White, whatever… guess we just don’t have your fragile ego’s…
Hope you grow up soon…
Hmmm wonder if my reply, will get posted???
Bye bye,
Alan
Damn, Alan’s gotta be white. Must have googled your brains out b4 that post, huh? chill out playa, everyone borrow’s from everyone else. At this point in history we stand on other’s shoulder’s. There’s always a grade progression between full on borrowing and innovation. Some things are more borrowed than others. I’m from India; would you like me to dig into your grill about western borrowing from our region?? Of course not, cuz we’re as guilty borrowing from regions like Central Asia and East Asia. Now that the brits left we love them…hell we adore them…Talk about a fragile ego’s. Relax and stop taking everything so seriously…wait is that on the list too??
dude your a homo
Wait…Something else that should be on this list….feigning intelligence…typically mistaken or confused for appearing informed/educated which is not the same.
this site is dumb
oh god best photo!
Oh people, calm down and just lighten up… I don’t agree with everything here either (I’m black and personally can’t stand 90% of todays rap, so there!), but it’s lighthearted. Relax
White folks love to wax eloquant on old soul/funk bands.
AKA Funkadelic. They will recite how influential his music has been and the fact that it has been sampled 3212 times in hip hop and rap. The white folk will also go to great lengths to demonstrate “they were into it…” back in the day ( sic )another commmon whitism. They may in turn borrow you on of their LP records, or invite you over to see there collection and thier vintage high end stereo.
I listened to New Edition, Salt-N-Pepa, and Arrested Development in the late 80s/early 90s (along with white singers like Tiffany, INXS, and Depeche Mode).
I don’t really care if you think that’s “black” or “white” or whatever. I just happened to enjoy that music. I like songs that are fun, with a good rhythm, and fill in my boring car drive.
Alan you’re a genius. All the time I was fuming, like you were, at how this website was laughing at who we are. Now we’ve shown them!
We white men don’t “steal”, we “appropriate”! And that’s appropriate.
Some of my friends were talking about music, and someone said they like hiphop. Another friend asked what kind, and I knew right away: “90s, stuff. I like underground hiphop”. This blog so true it’s disgusting.
Hahaha “Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.”
I swear I have facebooked another white person almost this exact same message.
Did the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff ever have a ‘black’ following? All I know, most of my white friends had that whole song memorized from Day 1 (Parents just don’t understand). Poor Jazzy Jeff, aside from a few cameos on Will Smith’s sitcom he was never embraced into the white-world of media.
I think another SWPL related to the rap music genre is non-threatening black performers. White people really seem to like Will Smith, Wayne Brady and Bill Cosby.
Black people hate commercial rap because white people think that shit really happens and it’s lies perpetuated by 40 something white CEO’s of record companies that set quotas for how many times u need to call a black woman a hoe to get paid and everyone knows white suburban teens are the major buyers of commercial rap.
Good grief. I echo the poster’s sentiments: THIS ARTICLE WAS A JOKE!!! Stop getting all riled up. Of course white people like certain things. Every ethnicity has its own quirks which can be seen as common among the group’s members. However, I, as a white person, was not offended in the least by this site. In fact, I read it with relish. My husband is of Asian descent: He’s Filipino. We also get a kick out of reading Stuff Filipinos (or Asians) Like. People who take themselves too seriously have very unhappy lives. Have some fun and don’t get so offended so easily.
I’m loving this pattern dude. “James is STILL my biznitch.” Haha. 🙂
Carolina beach music (carolina shag) has got to be the greatest music ever. What’s even better is that it’s not even dead yet. A huge portion of Eastern NC (especially in the southern part) still listen to both the older and newer carolina beach music. A lot of kids (speaking of people 20 and younger) actually grew up on and are continuing to hear this music.
ouch.
that hurt.
a bitter nigro wrote this article.
shame on your sir.
hahahahh great site. BTW, why is everyone getting so defensive? This is hilarious, I’m white and i’m not even close to offended.
I go to a lot of “rich” peoples homes during my work day and its so funny to read all of these and see them first hand. Were all so cheesy sometimes that its just down right funny.
Wow,
This is hilarious! While writing this comment, I have sheepishly thought to myself, there should be a SWPL blurb done on white people who like to comment on such articles as this. Its a never ending cycle! A very true, sometimes creepy never ending cycle. Keep em’ coming!
I’m white – well actually, Greek.
I love real Jazz, I listen to the rap that doesn’t say “I’m-gonna-fuck-some-bitches-and-flash-my-bling-”
I love the Blues.
Oh well. That’s life ,I guess.
P.S. is there a “stuff black people like blog””
I’m White and I listen To Blues and Jazz. Most Rap is all the same, it’s about their money, bling, and women. I like Rap that actually means something.
“They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin.”
well, maybe true for some. but at least for me and some friends this is nonsense. in 83 i was ….err…. 16y old and bought my first rap album ‘genius of rap’. it was stuff like bambaata, disco4 and t-la rock we’ve been listening to. and btw: krs1/boogie down was *very* popular in the “white” music press at that time. just dont believe the race-hype.
and who is alan lomax?
I believe there should be a “stuff black people like blog” and it would start out with
rap that says “I’m-gonna-fuck-some-bitches-and-flash-my-bling-”
and anything else uncultured and vulgur…
yeah. i agree with that bitches and bling thing
but then again, were the same
think of Eminem and Scribe and them. they go on about careers and how they lost their loves. it all has meaning, just some are more.. tedious than others?
damn. im making no sense.
Eminem’s not the “right kind of white people.” He doesn’t count.
Also, where does MC Hammer fit into all of this?
I dug Easy-E and Run-DMC in Jr. High. I remember when “White Line” (Grand Master Flash) came out originally. Whatever…I moved on to metal, and never looked back. But that’s for the wrong kind of white people.
kristen, old blues and jazz had the same topics…. but because the language is ‘older’ and not so current in our white faces…. it isn’t as scary or offensive.
60 minute man is that era’s version of bangin’ ho’s.
our blindness to ourselves troubles me greatly… I know I have it too… I regret that this blindness will result in the exploitation of people who do not know I exist except for the fact that I exploit them in my ignorance.
I am a 25 year old white person and I like everything from Eric B & Rakim to Jay-Z to the Knux to the Streets to Ludacris. One is no more or less real that the next. I sure do love them beats and rhymes.
The only jazz I know anything about is the Bad Plus and those guys are white.
it doesn’t matter, this article still applies to you. deal with it.
Never heard so much rubbish in all my life, I am white and listen to Jazz, not the pretenders from the 50s & 60s, real Jazz from the 20s & 30s. Black music has lost it’s way, gone are the true greats like Armstrong, now replaced with Pimps, Gangsters & Hookers, modern “Black” music indeed makes me sick.
this list is meant to be funny, don’t scrape your asshole with a brillo pad over it. just deal with it and laugh, or don’t read it. seriously. how did you come across this? did you google “white people listen to black music that black people don’t listen to anymore” on purpose, or what???
Funny, the club I dj for the most part it’s white people still asking for stuff from 50 cent and other “black” artists, yet the black people in the club are asking for house music mostly. So yes I agree the average white person is always a step or two behind the trends music wise it seems (except me and others like me who do keep up to date)
I think all music is dispensable. The real crime is not being imaginative enough, ( with all the technology available today) to make one’s own music.
relying on some ‘johnny come lately” to provide you with musical entertainment with the beat box device you haven’t purchased yet is ludicrous.
make your own. that goes for style too.
and fried food was invented by white people. everyone loves fried food.
cool things that black people didn’t invent:
drum machines
the atom bomb
sex
mario brothers
latex
vinyl records
sneakers
i’m sure there’s more.
… and i don’t own a tv.
Musicians love jazz. It is not an irrelevant music to our time. As we ‘progress’ in music are we really doing that much? Are artists just that any more-artists? Look at 95% of the weddings you go to and for the first dance how many are those old jazz standards-those songs we love. People like Charlie Parker, Herbie Hancock, Dave Brubeck, yes I know they’re not all black but why does race define the music, have continued the genre. When you go to a true jazz club, that is where you can make a judgment call of jazz-it’s real and it’s growing!
Ha!!! I’m totally this guy! The picture in the heading was that a concert The Roots put on in Salt Lake… I was there along with 9000 white people and 2 black guys, one of which was working security.
This is hilarious! Except for me I listen to “underground” hip-hop like the Dilated Peoples. And I really don’t like jazz! But I pretend to, so I can appear classy.
Nailed it!
Jazz is real big in East Asia. I’ve seen Marian McPartland and Clairdee and New York Voices in the last few year, plus groups like Vocaluptuous in Singapore. Also, jazz is popular in the Hongkong SAR and in the province of Formosa that you call Taiwan. Some is heard in India, too. Much jazz in Japan, also!
Or are the thousand millions of us all secretly White People?
Jazz is NOT the only created American art form. Comic books, country music, bluegrass, hip-hop, break-dancing, the ‘speakie’ (non-silent movies), tap, modern dance, folk music were all created in America. Rock was invented in America, the bastard child of country and blues, and it’s by far America’s greatest contribution to world culture. Your opinion is ridiculous, rap is a genuine expression of black culture in America, and if that genuine expression includes disdain for women, at least it’s brutally truthful. White people didn’t invent this disdain and disrespect, one only has to look at how women are treated in the Middle East (with the exception of Israel) and in Africa and contrast it with how women are treated in Europe to see the stark cultural difference. Iceland has a lesbian prime-minister, meanwhile in Ethiopia, women are “circumcised”, having their clitoris removed. This isn’t racial, it’s cultural, Western liberal culture is what gave women the right to vote, work, etc. The whole world would benefit immensely from a nice dose of said culture.
Do you people understand what satire is?
satire |ˈsaˌtīr|
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
So my question is this: What do you call it when people actually believe that the satire reflects their own lives, but at the same time do not see the satire in the satire presented?
Uh, satire forgotten on your part:
satire |ˈsaˌtīr|
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
While Mike James and myself are taking time to concentrate on some other projects, I have created a little place for me to drop knowledge on you guys…
No holds barred, in a pretty raw format…
Feel free to come check me out at The Devonte Smith Project
Live and very uncensored!!!
http://devontesmith.tumblr.com/
-Logical
Yea, Jazz is cool…cooler than your list of the bands you’ve gone and seen.
I think Taiwanese would call Formosa Taiwan, too. That’s the most important point. Are the millions in Taiwan secretly part of the PRC? The answer is no, and the only people who truly believe that are China mainlanders.
You forgot to mention that the greatest persons in Jazz these days are white, not black. The black musical community is falling into major regression being represented by the likes of Soulja Boy, Flo Rida and what else Mtv is spewing out for the ignorant masses.
These days you can only come of as a bit of an intellectually established person if your music is made from a community other than the black one.
LOL- this post describes you exactly.
Ha, ha!! Bad luck Vishaan – I’m your worst nightmare;
a musician with a spare night on his hands.
Didn’t you read the warning in my previous post (13th march 09) never to bulcrap a musician? -But oh dear, you’ve given it your best shot haven’t you? Bless..
So let me ruin your day in the same way I did with the writer of this blog in my previous post –
Ahem… (pauses dramatically, flexing his mighty musician fingers of justice, before unleashing them on the pc keyboard).
Right then;
Firstly – Nope I didn’t need to google any of the info in my previous post; I don’t need to gather music info -I’m a musician; remember? Lol!!
…(incidentally google just spiders through the web collecting links to sites that anyone can set up, even you… so I hardly think google is the definitive tool for finding useful info 🙂
Re your ‘everyone borrow’s from everyone else’ comment; Well done, give the Vishaan a cigar!! -that WAS EXACTLY THE POINT I MADE IN MY PREVIOUS POST… sorry you missed it!!
Perhaps I should have dumbed it down for you? Then you wouldn’t have needed to repeat my point, and try and pretend it was your own… did it not occur to you that people can just go back and read my original post…hmm makes you look a bit silly doesn’t it?
OK HERE IT COMES, time to unleash the cracken -lol!! Hold onto your hat Vishaan…
Re your ‘I’m from India; would you like me to dig into your grill about western borrowing from our region??’ (That’s almost a coherent question anyway 🙂
I did try and warn you that EVERY CULTURE is influenced by everyone else -but you wouldn’t listen -lol!! NOW AVERT YOUR EYES cuz you won’t like this;
So you think the western world took from India, but not the other way round do you Vishaan… Then I’m afraid what I’m about to tell you will break your heart;
Many thousands of years ago several WHITE Indo European tribes travelled down to what is now India…. (Don’t take my word for it, look it up -or get onto your beloved google -lol!!)
Oh Yes!! White tribes in India, and their effect on the culture was so profound that the Indian people took on many of the ways AND BELIEFS of these white tribes (hope you’re double checking all this on google/ or better yet ask a historian -you ain’t gonna like the answer -hee hee!!).
Yep in-deedy; Hinduism – India’s largest religion -that so deeply influenced the culture and development of your country… Take a deep breathe, and say it with me;
WE CAN TRACE MANY OF THE ROOTS OF HINDUISM DIRECTLY TO THE RELIGION OF THE WHITE INDO EUROPEAN TRIBES…
That Indo European influence is also the origin of your countries unfortunate Caste system too (for reasons that are too longwinded for me to go into here -look ’em up yourself if you’re interested)…
So as you can see (be sure double check what I’ve told you, please, go on -you know you want to!!) even in ancient history India ‘borrowed’ from the west…
Of course in modern times – western influence/expertise have built your railway infrastructure, organised you military forces, and supplied 99% of the info for India’s space program too…
So as you can see; India was as much influenced by the West as the West was influenced by India…
Hope you’ve finally got? Everybody is influenced by everyone else -there’s no black music, no white music, no undiluted Indian culture, no undiluted white culture;
..and before someone dares waste my funky time by mentioning Chinese culture – just use Vishaan’s beloved google to search for the red headed Celtic, kilt wearing mummies that were found in Chinese dating back to pre history – that Chinese goverment tried to keep secret for so many years (Absolutely true; look it up!!)…
Likewise the American Indians… many of whom have gene traces in their dna from French tribes who once sailed the Atlantic ocean in pre history days to live in what is now America (Again, please don’t take my word for it look it up-now, lol!!).
… And what have we learned from uncle Alan?
If you are wise Vishaan; you’ll know by now that all the countries and peoples of the world have great things to offer -and that all those great peoples are ALL influenced by one another – get with or get over it…
And stop trying to score cheap points of my posts, you only hurt yourself -and give me a few minutes fun..
PS Sorry Vishaan I didn’t need to google any of the above stuff… and who said I was white? You presume so much and know so little;
My Tribe? My People – you really want to know? Well to tell you the truth -I’m a musician -told you not to bullcrap us – lol!! …now you’ll never be able to go back to claiming Indian only ‘gave’ and never ‘took’ 🙂
Thanks for the entertainment…
Alan..
Damn Right –
My intelligence versus your feigning… Lol!!
…and if you want to be ‘informed’ read my last post Vishybaby but you ain’t gonna like it -lol!!
Alan
Sounds like white people are waiting for some one to tell them what is acceptible to like. Look to your soul and then your innate instincts and you will find your song that resonates with our journey. The hell with political correctness the present culture. Lead don’t follow, just have we have done for centuries.
One of the reasons why you see less black people playing jazz and blues is because music classes have been cut from the public schools. And many black families in the hood can’t afford to pay for private lessons for their children.
I also want to add that 2 songs white people wore out back in the day loooong after black folks stopped listening were “Who Let the Dogs Out?” and “Whoomp There It Is.”
Uh, excuse me but black people DID invent sex (the 1st homo sapiens originated from Africa, so those african originated peoples did the nasty first)
, and the drum machine was based on a BLACK invention, the drum…oh, and it was black music that made vinyl records popular (what good is a vinyl record with nothing on it?),
And as for sneakers, black people made them stylish.
the atom bomb? you white people can claim that all to yourselves. (the same goes for latex).
RUBBISH! What u said on how the english created blues is another example of white people claiming something that they have not started. History tells us that blues started out in slavery times as a gathering of black people singing and sharing their experiences from slavery.
How does this relate to british people?
I hate it when some white people claim that black music such as jazz, blues or hip hop is for all people thus everyone can sing it because if you reverse it and a black person wanted to sing white music such as country or classical music i doubt they will be given the opportunity to succeed in that music genre even if they were good.
What about Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish…..?
Actually youre wrong.
Country music was and originated as Race music. Most music that you hear about nowadays and music genres that have came into existence are sprouted from Black roots. One genre that was predominantly white would be surf rock/music . Not even the british invasion or rock n roll is a white dominated genre- because their influences are clearly derived from black artists. Back when race music started, no doubt they did not get the recognition then, but that’s changed and people do know and pay respects to those artists- thats a fact.
I disagree with this
“#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore”
because the new music thats out there (called Black music) is the utmost crap and more whites follow this scene than some black people out there- I for one am a black person who does not follow this trend in the downward spiral of the music industry. Many knowledgeable, intellects, and people in general who know good music do not listen to mainstream music, but rather indulge in jazz and oldschool and classic tunes. Doesn’t that make sense?
Scratch this number off your list, satire or no satire.
+1
what about them?
Now that blues is being played by 50 year old white guys with hawiian shirts, shorts and flip-flops, it’s really made me get into RUSH.
okay, because obviously every white person can afford those lessons and every black person can’t, this recession isn’t just hurting us its hurting everyone including white people, stop being so single minded, if young black kids wanted to listen to that music they could nothing is stopping them, don’t try to blame education, or use the pity vote
Music has been ethnocentric since time out of mind. Oral traditions amongst all races are the reason. But that doesn’t mean that it cannot be understood, appreciated and enjoyed by EVERYONE. I have a very wide range of musical tastes. If it sounds good, I’ll listen to and enjoy it.
If I enjoy old school hip-hop, it’s because I grew up on it…it’s part of my age experience. I do not happen to enjoy Jazz and never have. Most of the hip-hop I’ve enjoyed is pre-1980’s because I’m an older woman. LL is still hot, Chic was the coolest, and George Clinton was the funkiest funkadelic around. I happen to love the hell outta some Ne-Yo now…and love me some Snoop and Mary J every now and again, too. What am I?
Well. This doesn’t apply to me.
dude how can you hate sublime, or 311 for that matter
Surprisingly, there are white people who actually like jazz.
Thats what you think
What about Dave Brubeck? That is jazz but from a white guy. Then there is Moe Kauffman who is so white he is Canadian.
Um… the point of all of these blogs is to poke fun at ourselves. When reading through the list I suggest that the reader add a certain level of sarcasm to the tone of what you are reading. It makes it much funnier that way.
I don’t care what age, race, color, or country you are from. This is damn hilarious. I am just picturing it as a documentary like on animal planet or something. “Now we see the white person in their natural habitat. I am hearing something in the background. Oh, yes, typical of the white person during mating season, that is Jazz music they are listening to.”
LMAO
*dieslaughing*
Your name is Art, your opinion doesn’t count.
This is dead on, unfortunately white kids took this a step further, it’s not just early 90’s hip-hop they’re listening to. Now its post 1999 nerd rap from hell. Awful music they swear is dope. To make things worse they make asinine statements like “Jay-Z and Eminem are wack… Phoenix Orion is way better.”
— Fuckin morons
At first I thought this site was racist, but I find alot of truths. And as a black person I can tell you that alot of stuff that white people like–black folks like as well and visa versa. I guess you gotta look at the particular person–but this is true. I am a hiphop producer and I can tell you that most hip hop heads are college educated white males. They are the ones who listen to my music and they will tell you about the relevance of College Dropout and Minstrel Show. They are the ones who pack out The Roots and Pharrell concerts.
Music- black, white,green or yellow..
I agree with Vic–at first I thought this blog was racist. I questioned the purpose of the blog…is it just to split people?
But no, I think it’s an ironic look at “whiteness” or middle-classness or what ever you want to call it. I really recognise a lot of the behaviours in mysef..
As regards hip hop music: For many of us across the world, regardless of ethnic origin, hip hop was and is the voice of kids revolting against oppression, celebrating life and it is also a teacher of history and music.
Examples: Public Enemy’s “Welcome to the terrordome” shaped my teens…the whole album really explained a lot of things about politics and how I could deal w being a black person in Sweden.
My origin: Afro-Swede.
Celebration: Jungle Brothers “Doing our own dang” is the perfect party song…
History and music: JB’s again: Acknowledge your own history…so much wisdom, pride and joy in there..
But we must remember that all people will love whatever music caught their ear when they were teens.
So I still love Madonna, Happy Mondays, Guru Josh, Black Box and Nirvana..Krafwerk..it goes on.
That ain’t got nothing to do with colour. it’s just good music..:)
And we should all be colour blind, just grab the good vibe, the good beat and the good people…
The rest can go to hell
“Apology made to whoever pleases, still they got me like Jesus” (Chuck the man D)
The guy who wrote “What White People like…” is at least naive & at worst ignorant. Jazz is a musical art form which is a synthesis of meters & tunes from Africa and Western Europe with recent additions of Asian & Middle Eastern forms and instruments. Jazz music is the greatest USA cultural export today – along with Rock music. American Jazz music is admired and imitated the world over. The “White People…” writer, an illiterate ingenue, should not only read a book on the history of Jazz music and European classical music but he should spend 1000 hours listening to the masters of Jazz music to learn that
“relevance” is not an issue with Jazz music. “Relevance” isn’t an issue with any music or art form “Relevance” is not an issue with Beethoven, nor Copeland, nor Wagner, nor Berlioz, nor Miles Davis, nor Ellington, nor Coltrane , ad infinitum…
Why doesn’t this unlettered rube read up on cultural anthropology and demographics in the USA?
I think you’re missing the point of this blog. When the author refers to “white people” it’s more about the pretentious white, hipster sub-culture, rather than white people in general. As with the post about classical music, many of theses white people will claim to listen to jazz in order to appear more sophisticated and cultured than they really are. As far as the hip-hop scenario goes, I have to say I’m 100% guilty. I love Wu-tang, and will take them over anything played on modern hip-hop radio any day.
>>The picture in the heading was that a concert The Roots put on in Salt Lake… I was there along with 9000 white people and 2 black guys, one of which was working security. <<
I guess, in Salt Lake city there are livig mainly white Mormons…
what do you expect?
He stole it from George Costanza
The way “Stuff White People Like” makes fun of pretensions is hilarious. Pretentious people who don’t get the joke and pontificate in response (MAL on April 3, 2009 at 1:06 pm ) are very nearly as funny. Your student loan payment? A few hundred bucks a month. The last sentence about “reading up on cultural anthropology and demographics in the USA?” Priceless.
Meh, I’ll still be listening to my KRS and Wu Tang. And even though I have caught myself giving the whole “commercial hip hop” speech, I still found it hilarious. If your not some kind of egomaniac, you should be able to read this in context and poke fun at yourself. And I’m sorry, no one likes Soulja Boy, no matter how “popular” he is. He had to sell his soul for that one. White nor Black listen.
really? REALLY??? you can’t be serious with this comment. i don’t want to go into my personal feelings. like how it’s CLEAR that black ppl make any musical genre they touch hot, and how white ppl have reaped the rewards by making it mainstream (rock, jazz, elvis presley, etc.). i’ll simply say u’re an uncultured nut who knows nothing about jazz; b/c the person who is being heralded now as a a genius in this genre happens to be a black girl teaching at berklee college. she’s the next up and coming. and this is not to take away from the many talented white jazz musicians that are on the scene right now.
also soulja boy and others are one-hit wonders for a reason. they’re catchy, have MASS appeal and then they fade b/c there’s nothing musically or lyrically talented about them.
and intellectually established? REALLY? in case u missed the past 10 years, there’s nothing intellectual about the popular music of today, no matter what race you’re from. there are many great musicians of all ethnicities who will never be the next justin timberlake or britney spears b/c their songs fail to catch the attention of young folks today. so much for your baseless insult.
you’re nothing but a pale imitation of a pretentious prick.
Oh, the perfect context! Paging David Attenborough!
Agreed….
im black… but my girlfriend be white so im allowed to look at this site right?
— http://www.flickr.com/photos/zatmienster/sets/72157616179954873/
lol
i can’t stop yawning.
I can’t stop reading these posts! Everyone is cracking me up. This isn’t actually about race. AND this isn’t actually about the history of music – and if you bring it there, you’re missing the whole point. Your sense of self righteousness is getting in the way of you having a little fun.
Lighten up – you’ll live longer and people will probably actually want to be around you.
If you aren’t laughing at this, then the problem isn’t with the author.
yeah.. my boo got me hip to this site yall and she milk and i be chocolate and sheeeeit… this stuff is funny yalll. people is be just people and we need ta keep laughin.
soja boy tell ’em!
how do you follow after that previous comment?
Um, zatmienster, as a black woman, i can honestly say that you’ve successfully embarrassed the entire race. and yes, soulja boy is SOOOOO whack!
Valid objection, but I never said I was “down” with it, only that I liked it.
hahaha! i probably did. but unlike most the people on this site i can REALY give two shits about race. I don’t belong to a race. i got one life to live and im not wasting it sharing my identity with a bunch of people i don’t know. i don’t know you, how can i embarrass you? I’ve said or represented something you believe is an embarrassment to the idea of what you identify with and what you assume i identify with. this is a joke. that’s why this site is around it makes fun of racism and how much importance people put on something that is so utterly ridiculous! haha I glad that so many people (LIKE THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS SITE) are poking fun at the whole issue. Race is a joke. I like old school rap and i like soja boy. I like a bunch of stuff and its quite funny to hear that some people still think they have to use race to justify whatever it is that they do. Its about fitting in. I’m an adult, and I’m very over trying to belong to any group… RACE IS A FREAKIN JOKE. So uhh relax?
like this…. soja boy tell ’em… does any one here understand that this is s’pose to be funny. say some funny stuff. like ebonics typing or talk about your black friend… satire people… come on. this negative energy takes away from the spirit of this site… goof around guys…
super man them hoes…. please, someone….superman them hoes
Wow. Jazz is the biggest export because people only to pretend to like it here. Do you get the joke? When I read your comment I think of the PC on an Apple commercial…because I’m White and I like Apple!
I agree, “Old-School” rap is so much better and I would love to fantasize about enjoying Elton John if I had lived then.
Do black people still listen to Public Enemy?
…I’ve done that…………
I’m never using the term “old school” again.
*shamed*
^_^
Right on the head. I stopped coming to this site months ago, because there was so much hatred, race and ethnic bashing, that I was sure that the whole point of satire was lost.
Lets face it folks, in this day and age- we all need some laughs. Not really at anyones expense- but sometimes it’s just….too easy because they let it be
Laugh, snicker, or just howl…it will make you feel better.
Haha. You are the epitome of this post’s stereotypical upper-middle class white male. It would help if you got the joke so that we could laugh with you instead of at you Mal. I like how you include every possible racial influence into your description of Jazz contributions. Being politically correct or saying that something is less ethnocentric than it really is is something that white people definitely like. Jazz is black music. I’m white and I don’t like most black music including Jazz. That doesn’t make me a racist and I’m not obsessed with perpetuating it so that I can come across as more “authentic” or something like some of the other white guys I know who are into blues music and go all out to carefully deface their guitars without rendering them unusable in order to give them that “worn” “authentic” look.
Now the fact that I’m pointing all of this out is just a way to make me feel more authentic and cool in a very white “anti-cool” way, which I think points to the fact that I’m driven by the same desire as most of the folks in the “white people who like unpopular black music” category. So really I’m the same as you Mal. We can’t escape being white. So while I think you should lighten up a little, I’m also in your boat.
Happy Sailing,
Jeff
i LOVE jazz!!! uh huh…. ^_^
Love it…I remember the days of listenin to Del Tha Funky Homospaien, Aceyalone, Tribe, KRS….ol school, haha…us whiteboys sure do love to brush up on the classics
Can I just listen to the Motown sound? Am I still white?
love this!
i’ve had a few days to think about it, and i realized its time for me to step up to the plate and its finally superman them hoes. thank you zatmeinster, and may soulja boy tell ’em for you always.
the picture for this one is sooo funny, all white people at the de la soul concert, haha, dats dat old skool stuff dawg
I am white and I’m trying to keep Doo Wop alive.
this explains the 70’s Preservation Society
http://www.70ps.com/
Aiight!
You are a twat mate. Total twat. And those you know are twats too
My male jazz musician friends and acquaintances enjoy the company of various women.
Fo sheezy
No thanks. I like my music to be painfully irrelevant to anyone BUT white people. Obscure Scandinavian Indie Rock, bitches.
James, What’s a twat mate?
Appearantly, James isn’t a white guy who likes grammer.
I bet that gives you lots of cool points.
I hate cunts like you who trivialise music, who choose to listen to it because of social status rather than because you enjoy it.
A twat is an english word (read as: pussy) so we can infer that either James lives in the UK, is a UK-expat or a pretentious Anglophile. James’ “grammer” is fine but obviously his sense of humour isnt.
Calm down! Don’t they have sarcasm where you come from?
as much as this is true
(I’m white, I like older hip hop) 🙂
I definitely know more white kids who like lil wayne and other commercial stuff like soulja boy
What the hell is Hip Hop?
it’s just sad that for all their appreciation of obscure black music, they are incapable of dancing.
His grammar is okay. He needs to use a comma or two more effectively.
Download “Rappers Delight”.
dude, use proper fuc*ing english please.
how about black music that black people don’t listen to ever? JIMI HENDRIX
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
wha??
I think he really means the British created “The Pain”. LOl
The British created the circumstances for the blues with colonialism…
>>“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones >>who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
>>wha??
you are OBVIOUSLY white to make this ignorant statement.
“Colonialism” being an important white-person euphemism for “one of the most brutal chattel slavery systems in world history.”
As I read this one I had to laugh because I’m in the library of my school and the girl next to me, who is as white as they come, has her headphones on and is listening to a rap song that was played out about two years ago. Did I mention she has it on repeat?
Del Tha Funky Homosapien ahahahah fuck im listeing to the shit rite now!
What does it mean if you’re American Indian and listen to Ace of Base?
I just have a hunch
that A.) you’re black,
and B.) you’re pissed off because white people are “ruining” “black music” by innocently enjoying “black music” so therefore it stops being “black music” and now it’s “gray music”, because haha, get it white + black equals gray? Yeah funny, I know.
In short, this article is biased, and completely lacks any evidence except minor, probably and very likely insignificant encounters with those “white people” you’re talking about (the 2, 3 white people that you’re talking about in your article, DON’T represent the whole caucasian population, just in case you didn’t know) , and all I’m feeling from this article is your selfish greed and concept that no one else should be allowed to enjoy what is created by someone else of another skin color.
You are not too hip on the whole “humor thing” are you?
HEY. i’m neither white nor black (NOR CHINAMAN, NOR MEXICANO). i’m an impartial minority observer, yo. this should be stuff white HIPSTERS like. they ONLY be down wit that old skewl underground shizznat yo. pre 1980’s and unheard of or it aint real. on the other hand, rich preppy white kids are the reason for solja boy’s success. u kno, music made for white girls to dance to. and black hipsters listen to white music whites don’t listen to anymore LOL. isn’t it ironic? dont u think? yup, hit the nail on the head labelin people is even more fun than being racist. and my fellow minorities and blacks U KNO US REAL NIGGAS our musical tastes be as diverse as we is. u might catch a nigga bumpin some classic alternative rock, yo. all dat bklyn bass music be tirin my fosgates yo. holla if u feel me <33 hollabillz
Dear Crystal,
Your response to this post is so ignorant, infantile, and ridiculous that I literally laughed out loud, and sent it to everyone in my email address book. You are the reason that sites like this exist. Are you seriously calling this “article” (please look up the definition of article, this is would not be considered an article) biased on a site caled “Stuff White People Like”? No Shit Crystal. I think you should re-read the “article”, re-read your response and then re-evaluate what this post is saying and how your response to it almost could be a response to an entirely different article. You are obviously very young (I really hope you have that as an excuse, if not this shit is just sad) and have not yet been educated on exactly the way the world works just yet. Let me help you. Go to the bookstore purchase “Privilege, Power, and Difference” By Allan Johnson (It’s really easy reading you’ll be okay) and that might slowly help you understand just how stupid you sound. Also, why the need to say “I just have a hunch that A.) you’re black,”? What is the purpose of saying that? What difference would it make if the author is or is not black?
Sincerely,
Nicole
PS – just so you don’t have to have another one of your hunches, I’m Hawaiian and Korean.
I agree. Black people are the most racist people on the planet. Take the tutsis and hutus for example. Black people are more than willing to inflict genocide on even a minor variant in their own race. Imagine what they’re planning for all the good white folk!
LMAO……..This couldn’t be more true. I know this blog is up for satire and not really meant to be taken to seriously, but from a black stand point this is sooooooooooo darn turn I could fall out of my seat right no from laughing my ass off.
He author forgot to mention all the rap songs that black people don’t listen to anymore, but you can find playing at any white club or party example: 50 cents’ It’s Your Birthday and In The Club and Montel Jordens’ This Is How We do It. Not many black people listen to these songs on a regular and you will rarely if ever today hear them played in the club or at a black persons party, at least not the cool ones.
One day I was hanging with a group of white girls, I guess you could call them wiggers, and a rap song came on from back in the day and I started singing along. One of the white girls was like “what the hell is this, I ain’t never heard this shit before”. She, like most young white people, feel they are so up on the rap game that they know all the cool rap songs. What they fail to realize is that rap existed before they became interested in it in high school or before they started dating black people. I had to inform her that if she played that song for any real rap lover who knows the ends and outs of rap and hip hop they would tell her that that particular song is a classic among southern rap lovers. She didn’t get it, but I didn’t expect her to.
i feel you….sort of
what the hell does that have to do with a harmless lampoonery blog? seriously?
Crystal is a moron because A) he’s white B) she’s described in this posting and is fighting the reality of it.
I’m black and I love JIMI HENDRIX.
Black people like rock and roll as well…..Elvis isn’t the king as some groups of people like to believe, Elvis was the thief and so were a few other rock and roll gods, check your history.
I agree
The Tutsis and the Hutus are fighting because of hatred handed down to them from white colonialism. Read a history book dumbass.
Thank you for deconstructing so much of our meaningless modern existence; I love living as someone who did not fight for anything, did not want to die for anything and don’t believe in anything.
ahhahaha i went to a wu tang concert in portland last nov. and everyone in the crowd was white this shit is so true
It means you are just played out no matter what. Unless you are a girl who listens to it for novelty purposes… then it’s innocent.
This shit is stupid funny. All my roommates are white college students who eat hummus and use old britta water filters. They all are well versed in the golden era of hip hop and have political prisoner heroes and shit. All the girls I date have weird diets and shit, and are converts of some sort of “in” religion…
I’m white, I make hip hop music. Shiiitt….I dont hate old school but I’m from the new school. Fuck what ya heard, new shit is bomb. And if it wasnt for white people like me who SHOW his friends how great MJ is or show them G-Unit is the shit regardless of what they hear from their follower friends. And I dont know if the black congregation of this website would appreciate a white dude like me trying to save the GOODNESS in music regardless of the fucking color. Fuck you too fagot. Jazz isn’t just black. No music is……the best rapper alive is Eminem, i dont care what you weezy fans think. KRS is the shit but his shit is dead right now. I’m Rockin wit The-Dream, Ryan Leslie, 50, NEW SCHOOL Rakim, and so on….Shit I sill istens to some 18th Letter. How about you just go fuck yourself and then I think we’ll be even.
this moron seems to use “white” as a synonym white american lefty self-hating uneducated college-student! white people in europe and elsewhere surely don’t like this crap!
Oooh this is fun! Now let’s play
Stuff Black People Like
1. Being as loud as possible. Preferably in a crowded place, either in a group or on the phone. Usually this is in the form of telling a story about a conflict they were involved in the night before.
2. Starting conflict whenever possible. This is easiest done by taking what is rightfully theirs – after all their ancestors were enslaved for 200 years! – and then copping attitude with anyone that stands in their way. Most often seen while driving, cutting in line, or taking up more than one seat on public transportation.
3. Returning your friendly non-racially driven attempt at casual conversation – or god forbid a joke – with a sarcastic self-righteous rebuttal reminding you that they are persecuted and you are entitled.
Example: Refer to Stuff People Like #118 Ugly Sweater Parties
“Hey man, nice sweater. It’s so ugly.”
“Yeah, when my family first got to this country we had to shop at Goodwill, this is the first one my father bought to get him through his first winter here. Good thing they didn’t have these parties back then, right? He would have died.”
“Geez, man, I’m sorry, you can cut in line for egg nog.”
4. Blaming white people for their failure to succeed. It is much easier to live with failure if you believe that those who succeeded only did so because they are white and not because they worked hard their whole life. After all, who wants to take responsibility for their own lack of drive, when they can just pull the race card instead? Not me!
5. Promoting racial stereotyping of white people despite the strong social taboos against stereotyping minorities. I guess we white people have to pay something for the “white favorable treatment” that we’ve benefitted from our entire lives.
Hoe sit down.
Honestly, you just said you wanted to re-inforce the “goodness” of hip hop by telling people how good you think G-Unit is. G-Unit is nothing but the Easter Bunny: A commercialized take on a excellent concept (belief) that has succeeded in crashing and burning said concept into the ground with no remorse. (Really Mobb Deep? c’mon now.)
The Best Rapper Alive remains to be seen. Eminem was no doubt a heavyweight of his time, but I would argue differently about Best Rapper Alive comment.
The-Dream is not a Rapper, and Ryan Leslie is barely one. So go somewhere with that.
There is room enough in the genre, for all types to be accepted. Conscious, Gangsta, Backpack, Hipster, Stoner, Pop-Rap, etc… and while it is true some of our fairer skinned counterparts favor music that is mostly on the side of the irrelevant. Let’s not forget all the oldheads in their 30’s that are still yearning for Hip-Hop’s perceived “Golden Age” as well.
Daisy, correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think it’s the 300 years of oppression that’s making me hate you right now.
Hey Daisy, if you hate blacks so much, then why do I have pictures of you with more black dicks in your mouth than teeth? Oh yeah, you only have one tooth. Either way, just because your four baby daddies dumped your trailer trash ass for someone new don’t mean you should hate all black people. Look at Obama for inspiration for your four black kids. If Obama can do, then ‘Yes you can too’.
Now get off your back, close your legs and stand pro……., oh damn, that big black man just came in ya, here comes baby number five in 9 months. Oh well, guess ya got to notify the wellfare people.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
That was awesome!
You’re right. I don’t know what came over me.
I do not hate blacks anymore than the author of this website hates whites. I am merely making a point that this website spreads hate by making broad generalizations about people’s behavior. It’s just less PC to pick on black people than it is to pick on whites.
I’m sorry to those that I offended.
Funny, this is the same thing I was thinking and yes i’m black. When I was watching that commercial where it’s like 3 or 4 white people in this cab and I guess the commercial is saying if your drunk and you get a ride home from a cab it can be a cool experience or something, whatever. Anyways the one white dude maybe the guy is half white or asian i can’t tell. The guy is singing lyrics to the song “You say he’s just a friend” by Biz Markie the rapper for you all that are slow.
And then while the white guys is rapping the lyrics one of the white girls starts saying some of the lyrics too and then they all sing the chorus. Then i’m like see that’s so funny white people all love to sing rap songs that nobody listens to anymore or irrevelant because at the time the song was fresh and new i’m sure most white people during that time wouldn’t be caught dead listening to that kind of song as i’m sure it was too black at the time and too threatening.
I have provided the link you be the judge, ha ha ha.
you forgot one beeeotch:
telling stupid white beeeotches like yourself to shut the fuck up whenever the opportunity arises…
like right now…..beeeeeotch.
I do.
Nowdays, it’s a wonderful feeling being black.
The most powerful politician in the world is Black. And they said a black man would become president when “pigs fly”, 100 days later, swine flu!
The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.
The best known media mogul on earth is Black (you go Oprah).
The greatest golfer in the world is Black. (Go Tiger)
The top female tennis players in the world are Black.
The highest grossing actor worldwide is Black (Will Smith).
The fastest racing driver in the world is Black.
The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is Black.
The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is Black.
The most successful brain surgeon in the world is Black.
The fastest human on the planet is Black.
… Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
I might add:
The Head of the Dept. of Justice is Black.
The reigning NBA champions Celtics (as of May 4th) has a Black coach.
The 2008 world champion bowler is a Black female.
Hell, the first lady is definitely Black.
…Michael Jackson had better get himself some brown shoe polish and start applying it on his face. He’s really kicking himself these days…..
White people do it too, usually at 1 am right outside your house after a drunken evening at Lucky Changs…
Psarcasm, people…!
I thought this was stuffwhitepeoplelike, not bossip.com, yeah, a n*gga just said it.
Thank you for writing that post. This website is such nonsense.
Horrible and vulgar post. Societal weak link, Obama mouth kisser.
Huh? Than you should thank us for erecting a society that allows you silly baiting folks to flourish? What, you say never! Its no wonder you are so fat from having your cake and eating it to.
A few points:
Nowdays, it’s a wonderful feeling being black.
…Until the police show up or you take a standardized test.
The most powerful politician in the world is Black. And they said a black man would become president when “pigs fly”, 100 days later, swine flu!
…Um he’s half white. That’s the smart part.
The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.
…A puppet with an increasingly short leash.
The best known media mogul on earth is Black (you go Oprah).
…Major contributor to moral decay and tooth decay.
The greatest golfer in the world is Black. (Go Tiger)
…There again, half Indian, the talented part. Can’t you stop coming up with dual race examples for your black nationalist agenda? Its self defeating.
The top female tennis players in the world are Black.
…Ok, I’ll give you that one for now. Now can I sue the Tennis League and the NBA for racial discrimination. Oh, you say its genetic and can’t be helped? Why do you disqualify intelligence as basically yielding to the same argument?
The highest grossing actor worldwide is Black (Will Smith).
…You guys hate his goody two shoes act. Don’t lie. And he acts white. We’ll take him. He’s officially white.
The fastest racing driver in the world is Black.
…Police chases in Prince Georges county MD don’t count.
The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is Black.
…Name? Hawking isn’t black. By the way, since when could skin think?
The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is Black.
…If he’s so special, why is the Black Coaches Association trying to sue whitey for discrimination?
The most successful brain surgeon in the world is Black.
…The guy who botched you?
The fastest human on the planet is Black.
…yet you refuse to admit whites have genetically endowed talents as well.
… Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.
Listen, can’t our two cultures stop this and learn to love one another for our strengths?
I might add:
The Head of the Dept. of Justice is Black.
…a travesty. Fascism becoming reality. Appointed by Obama, who was appointed by whites. They couldn’t have done it without whitey!
The reigning NBA champions Celtics (as of May 4th) has a Black coach.
…Yeah, we know you guys like bball. Ever try studying?
The 2008 world champion bowler is a Black female.
Hell, the first lady is definitely Black.
…yes she’s proven her aliegance to her race over her country. And white people still put the charlatans in office.
You are truly a person with ethnic identity disorder.
I bet you drive around and “kick it” with a base tube, waking up the neighbors, while flipping daytime burgers to fund your ethnic biz.
You hate her because she spoke the truth.
If we lived in a truly free society, you Obama mouth kissers wouldn’t harass her so bad.
Your generation has been programmed by the Baby Boomers (over 50).
Or, it takes white people a decade or two to figure out what the lyrics actually are… they can’t sing new stuff until they spend a year practicing it in front of their bathroom mirror.
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
While I support 99% of the other items on the list, this entry errs on the side of philistinism. The culture industry is not a free market, and commercial success is no index of relevance or quality.
Daisy_____So True! hahaha
Thanks ladeeda, I aim to please. 😉 I guess your the superior link? The only thing superior about you is how well you suck a LOoOng black dick.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
We hate you ladeeedumbasss because your a idiot. If Obama had lost, you would still be stupid. Whats your point? You were programmed by a monkeys ass. (pun intended) 😉
put alil love in your heart
🙂
“Learn to love one another for our strengths” hahaha, you say that after you spend seven hours concocting a snippy remark for every point a guy you’ve never even met before posts on a funny website.
“Holy fuck you guys he’s happy to be black, don’t worry I’ll take care of it!”
Honestly, everyone already knows the stereotypes about black people (they like fried chicken, watermelon, grape drink, basketball, rap music, ect) Maybe you should make a website, you really need to settle the hell down
unless your internet lip show is helping you cope with your psychotic desire to kiss Obama yourself while beating black babies then by all means, keep doing what you’re doing
Wow, you did it again? Jeeze…If black people are so inferior than why do you sound so defensive
And at the end of the day, it will still be good to be black. I don’t know why your hating anyways ladeeda, you know you like all this big black mandingo meat deep down in your mouth. Everybody who reads your post can see you had PLENTY of black in ya, sometimes three at a time and your about to get some more. Now say ” I’m black and I’m proud” beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
This article is really classest. No art is irrelevant if you can find meaning in it. If there was no human history, there would be no art. No light, no shadow. No past, no future. Besides, most newer music uses samples, and where do samples come from if not older music? Who finds the samples? The musicians who provide such ‘relevant’ art.
I genuinely like what I like, as a person with the skin that I have – which doesn’t matter because we’re all on the internet. Even if you saw me I doubt you would be able to use the correct racial slur to define me.
Yo. Cit. no light, no shadow, no past, no future. EXCEPT: In the very presence of Sein (invisible). Z.
Yo. Life is flourishing only as long as we hold on to the DIFFERENCES – as is basic to any sympathy. Z.
uh Ladeeda, you sound like that broke assed record called:
I’m Crying Because My Candidates Did Not Get Elected And I Hate Seeing So Many Non-White Folk Doing Good, So I Whine Like Tha Beeeeeotch That I Am Blues”
Why don’t you try out this new song:
Shut Tha Fuck Up And Get Over It Because It’s A New Day White-taaay.
Ladeeda, you are truly NOT as bright as your white skin color.
Standardized Tests do NOT measure ALL areas of intelligence. Only an ignorant person would assume otherwise (look up Gardener’s Multiple Intelligences).
Only a STUPID person would state that ‘the white part’ of a person is the intelligent part. Since when does SKIN COLOR equal intelligence?
The ‘so-called’ Black in charge of the Republican National Committee does not represent no one BUT republicans. If he seems ignorant, a puppet, or stupid, then we can assume that all of these characteristics are the accurate descriptions of the people he leads: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Tiger Woods may not be all Black, but he sure as hell don’t have any white from his parents. His mother is from Thailand and his father is an African American and he is winning in a sport that is 98% white. Woods skin color only reflects how racist golf used to be, before he broke thru and dominated all those white players on the golf course. Don’t hate.
There is no such thing as ‘acting white’. You are white and we non-whites sure as hell would NOT want to have such a low intelligence level as yours (as represented by your writings). Acting ‘white’ never has and never will equal to acting intelligent; white skin does not maketh one smart (ie: you are an excellent example of this fact).
It is obvious that you are not too bright in the goings on in certain sports. You confuse one sport with another. the Black Coaches Association are suing over discrimination in NCAA FOOTBALL (almost half of all Division I football players are non-white BUT less than 4% of all Division I football coaches are NON-WHITE….so, we can play the game BUT we cannot coach the game, eh?)
The NFL is NOT part of the Coaches Association, so it is obvious that you are not only ignorant in making references to this, you are also exhibiting your stupidity on the subject.
In closing, I will use the only intelligent statement you made during your sorry diatribe:
Listen, can’t our two cultures stop this and learn to love one another for our strengths?
You go girl!….I agree with you.. now let’s play stufflatinos like… Given that I am one…..this is fun– finally a face to face truth…. I have heard both sides in private, but whites and blacks never have a dialogue… always trashing the other in the private….let’s say it as it is!!!
Hey, I think Daisy made a point….and I believe she said she wasn’t a hater of blacks or whites, and apologized to those she offended too….chill out on your insults, and read the words people write for what they are..
Put alil love in your heart….take your own irony as advice, seriously!
Hey superdooperdumbass, how about you look at the times before you stick your superstuper2cents into things. Last I checked, 9:30pm came AFTER 7:00pm. Ip so facto that be the case, then ummmm, maybe she posted that apology AFTER my lil responce DUMBASS. Shut the fuck up and mind your damn business idiot.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
and for pete’s sake, buy some damn glasses.
beeeeeeeeotch
Ok, for you, I will change my lil catch phrase from put alil love in your heart to……ahem, “you keep my nuts in your mouth, BEEEEOTCH.” that better.
😉
Yes maybe changing your “put alil love in your heart” would be the thing to do…good idea, and I believe it’s a public post so minding my own business???
You are funny, acting like some angst filled teen with your temper, and bad language…. Go have a nice day with the family, and chill.
All My Best
🙂
…and after realizing all this, don’t ever blame white people for discriminating blacks and holding them down.
With your post you have shown that black people can achieve anything they want, if they work hard.
…does this mean that the tickets were so expensive that only white middle-class people were able to afford it.
Shame on you, Wu-tang!
…does this mean, Wu-Tang are no more supported by black people. Shame on you, black people, hi hi hi
<<Hey Daisy, if you hate blacks so much, then why do I have pictures of you with more black dicks in your mouth than teeth?<<
Watched too much porn movies, ehh?
I’m white, female, Scottish.
Gotta confess, I love The Pharcyde, and A Tribe Called Quest and Brand Nubian.
These days, I think Eminem is a disgrace to white people, but I liked him back in the day, he had a lot of humour, he takes himself too seriously now.
Dre is okay, but there are better rappers out there.
Fifty Cent bores me- he’s uninspiring.
Jay Z and Big L are the shit! Cashmere Thoughts is one of my all time favourite tracks. Big L had this incredible strength and rhythmn. Jay Z has razor sharp lyrics, playing with language all the time.
Being lyrically clever or explosive or funny is what turns me on, not whether it’s old or new. I love old school hip hop not because I think it’s relevant or something weird like that! I just think the samples are great and there is something playful and artistic about a lot of it.
Haha! Who could resist this?
Ah! The irony of talking about what music is relevant these days! Bringing skin colour into music is as irrelevant as bringing religion into football/soccer, and trust me we feel the effects of that over here. Leave it out. And to top all that, ya mama’s got an afro with a chin strrrrrap!
You sucked alotta dicks in your day, ehh?
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Arrrrrghh, why did you make it sooo hard to cuss you out. You are playing dirty, being all nice and all. It’s going to be tough for me to do, but ……… go fuck yourself.
It hurt me saying more than it hurt you, but I do believe I will survive.
put alil more hate in your heart so I can lay you out with a clear conscience.
🙂
RLY? You wasted a whole page for that? GTFO.
Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.
This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
Golden age hip hop is the best music ever. There are just no substitutes for that music these days. I am quite surprised this point came up as a stereotype because in the everyday life I hardly meet these people around me.
Not many of the previously listed articles match me but this one is so true.
Lol, I am Russian white female aged 21.
wow..white people your arrogance never ceases to amaze me..despite all the advantages you have in this country you still fail so much and then talk down to others like this.
this is so true.
white people don’t want to experience rap or “black culture” with black people. It always made me laugh how when I went out to the suburbs there would always be top 40 r &b/ rap, they just listen to whats popular
now we have fake rap like MIA(hipster rap)
http://www.unkut.com/2008/05/the-search-for-the-biggest-douchebag-in-hipster-rap/
Duh… Why is that surprising to you? They’ve done that with every genre of black music since the mid-late 19th century; Ragtime, Jazz, Blues, Rock & Roll, Reggae, Disco, Funk, Techno etc…
Even now, they call the R&B sung by white singers (your Justine Timerlakes, Amy Winehouses, Christina Aguileras and assorted other wiggers) “pop music.” Whilst the Jill Scotts of the world are relegated to the euphemistically named musical ghetto of “urban music.”
Hey ben, what the hell did your dumbass contribute. Why don’t you take your own advise and GTFO. BEEEOTCH.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
lol this would be true if hiphop today wasn’t complete garbage. I’m a 16 year old white kid, love Wu-tang, love Big L, biggie, Pac, Slim (pre-eminem show) etc. etc. This has nothing to do with race. White people are, generally more intelligent than blacks, so maybe we simply recognize true talent and skill while the ghetto poor black kids listen to the bull shit music that only feeds their materialistic mentality. This theory is flawed also in the sense that every suburban preppy faggot I know bumps lil wayne, gucci mane, gorilla zoe and a bunch of other shitty artists… thats the popular “black music” today and TONS of white people listen to it… nice try though.
Are you high or something? How can you say that white people are more intelligent and that they understand skill while black people don’t. Following that logic, the people that created the “classic” rap, i.e. Tupac, Wu-tang etc. are not supposed to be black, or for some reason are more intelligent than the regular black people. They all grew up poor as shit, and just rapped about their experience growing up, there is not much to understand about selling crack cocaine, there is no deeper meaning.
If have actually heard of the numerous (>500) songs and various mixtapes that lil wayne released before he got big, you would realize exactly how stupid your statement sounds. He got big, every rapper talks about how after getting big, they have money to spend (yes, even Tupac). They get over it, which is exactly what happened with Lil Wayne(he wants to start doing rock now). Saying your taste in music is somehow better because you listen to rap which came before our current culture does not make you anymore intelligent. Besides, you use the word faggot, how intelligent does that make you.
I’m taking offense to this one. LOL it’s a shame African-Americans don’t want to pass on their own history. You can listen to a sample in throw some d’s on that bi*th, but you can’t listen to the original. We drop our culture and others pick it up. I respect white folks who grasp on to it..At least some one’s keeping African-American Art alive. LOL PEACE! Go to a Mos Def concert, listen to the content and look @ the audience…do DO THE SANKY LEG..smfh
As a 26 year old, white female from the country, I am amused by your comment. I say this because it is incredibly apparent that you are a male 16 year old. Sweetheart, I hate to tell you, but intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with the music you choose to listen to, contrary to popular belief. Just because I happen to like listening to acoustic music, does it make me any more or less intelligent than one who prefers classical 24/7? What truly educates you is experience: either yours or someone elses. Are you going to be truly wise enough to pay attention when lessons are being taught? That is the true question. Do yourself a favor: keep your mouth shut, your eyes and ears open and learn something from those who have gone before you. Stop being disrespectful to those around you. You never know who you can learn something from. To quote my favorite saying that I’ve heard for years: “Be careful of the toes you step on today, for they may be connected to the ass you need to kiss tomorrow.”
This is so true! I am a young white male, I enjoy jazz, blues, and old hiphop (though not the whacky stuff – I like snoop dogg and such).
I have recently formed a blues band. Yes, I do wear a Fedora.
I have in the past also made hiphop. This was not because I didn’t prefer other types of music, but because it was really easy. I only started liking hiphop after that.
not white, not black, i told you dumb niggas i’m a mutt already wut da fuck. YES WHITE PEOPLE RUINED BLACK MUSIC. END OF DISCUSSION.
OH U MEAN DA AUTHOR WUT DA FUCK HE CANADIAN FUCK I THOUGHT HE HATED WHITE PEOPLE TIME TO ADD ARTICLE “THIS SITE”
The real shame is that black music has become crap. It’s not our fault lol. We like the good stuff.
You are pretty spot on. All the artists they listed are intelligent creative black artists. It’s too bad if black people don’t realize how awesome these people are. It’s not a bad thing that we find the best in black music and most black people do not.
I have never met a black person who even knew who Big L was. wtf is up with that? Jay Z never even mentions him! Even though if you listen to him freestyling with Big L back in the day, he sucked in comparison. Now Big L is dead and Jay Z is everywhere.
hey TeJay? Who’s tha fool here? the person who makes garbage music OR the person who buys garbage music?
Last time I checked, it is NOT african americans BUYING the majority of the so-called black music made these days.
African americans did not stop keeping african american art and music alive, but rather, marketed it to the lowest common demoninator (ie: to white folk who want to hear and experience black culture but stripped down of its American history…sort of like a ‘cotton candy’ black experience….sweet to the ears, but very forgettable once it is consumed).
Don’t get mad at african americans who found out how to make a buck by giving the majority what they want. What you should be doing is educating yourself as to what is the difference between the REAL african experience/music and the COMMERCIAL african american experience/music.
You obviously don’t know the difference yet.
First of all, guess I wanna mention I’m Black…and this site is hilarious. I like that it is not nasty about race, but it states alotta stuff I have noticed about our melanin challanged brothers/sisters (no, I do NOT say bruh or sistas…)
The Black song thing is true. Particularly of booty songs from, like, 1992 and stuff. I can’t say how many times I have tuned into a white-run station and the old school Black tune played is a booty song..you know the beat-dundundun-dun-dundundun-dun-dundundun…
This is clearly not the only old school Black genre. I’d like to hear some old Common, Brand Nubian, Rakim, Queen Latifah or Eric Sermon or something. Oh,well. Tune into your local Black station for that.
It’s cool that other races can appreciate our music, cuz music is art and really it belongs to everyone. But African American music is gonna stay alive no matter what. It’s hot! Whether it’s rap or neo-soul or gospel…
Heard of him, but never can quite remember if I’ve HEARD him…
i listen to rap no one listenes to so i dont know what race im supposed to be. andre nickatina mutha fuckas!
I am a white who loves all colors but something happened that did open my eyes to why some whites can become fearful of black people.I planned a trip to atlanta and had bad timing. It was Freaknik. My husband and my son saw a woman get her top ripped off and attacked when we went to underground for a soda. On our way out of town on I-75 (aka a parking lot) we were beside a car that had two teen girls in it and a couple guys trying to get in and were being very aggressive banging on the windows and yelling for them to open the door. Then a friend of theirs a couple lanes over and up from us yelled for them to come over there and they left the girls car. Those guys don’t know it but my husband had a gun on his knee that he would have used if they would have gotten to those girls. My daughter was crying and I was praying. The next morning the Atlanta paper said “FreakNOT” and said it was a tame Freaknik. Well, it freaked me (out). And many other “whiteys” on I-75.
I really came here to just say I have read this website a few times and always thought it was funny and sorta right on for more upperclass whites. I am way more funky than most white peope though. My two cents as a lover of music is Michael Franti !!! Is that black or white? Or just good all over? Its just good all over!
And enigma, it sounds like you need a hug and a spanking. I am sorry for the times when white people were mean to you for no reason. Whites are mean to other whites too sometimes. Mean people just suck in general.Chill out – racism IS dying.No more potty mouth or the soap comes out!
ONE LOVE!
“And enigma, it sounds like you need a hug and a spanking.”.
Geee, you act like I like the rough stuff, do I? I will never tell. 😉
News flash ginger, just like when Al Sharpton tried to bury the N-word, It and racism is alive and well in America. People still use the word nigga and crackers still hate blacks. Yeah, I know other ethnicities have their own lil prejudous ways, including blacks, but America was built on showing no slack for da black. I don’t make the rules so don’t blame me.
As for your lil adventure in Atlanta, gooly geee, I saw the exact same thing in Datona Beach during spring break. Go figure. Don’t worry, I had my gun by my side incase some holigan started acting wild and treating. Me and my fellow black motorist were alil nervous about what those fair skin brutes were going to do next. I was soooo nervous. Thank god for desert eagle. I-95, also known as the parking lot, was truly a nerve tester.
Ps, I did’nt mind the public nudity, I am an equal oportunity looker. 😉
NativeGinger, I will chill out when these racist dumbasses on this site and in this country chill out. The same scary story you can tell about blacks at freaknik, (wish I was there) I can tell about whites during spring break. Give it a rest.
now put alil love in your heart.
🙂
Oh yeah, you promise to give me a spanking and a hug 😉
enigma, In my world all colors coexist. That being said – I am from a southern family and yes, some of my uncles did dislike black people – but their kids don’t and that is what is NOW. My Mom recently apologized to me for not allowing my black friend to come to my 12th birthday party.She said “I was wrong”. Things are changing for the better. Slowly? True,but it is happening.Close your eyes and feel it! Can you feel the pure love this white person is sending YOU – a black person! Sadly, you are right about America being built on the backs of your ancestors (and mine too frankly) – but not US and not you! We did not pick the cotton my friend and we can turn a negative into a positive and create a better, fair and happier future.
As far as comparing freaknik and Daytona spring break, I feel safe in saying that you did not feel as in danger as the girls in the car. These guys were beating their windows and pulling on the doors. It was real close to serious. It was not the color of their skin that we feared it was how they were acting. On a lighter note, yet also upsetting, many of the people were smoking erb out in the open – and never offered us any.Insert smiley. I could have used a little too.
I have a question and I am not being a smartass, what does cracker mean? I thought is meant like the guy who cracked the whip but someone else sad it meant white as a cracker. Could you enlighten me? I really hope you begin to you see the world is achangin’ – if you let it. One Love – and yea, a big ol’ hug too.
“On a lighter note, yet also upsetting, many of the people were smoking erb out in the open – and never offered us any.Insert smiley. I could have used a little too.”
You are correct, that is very, very rude of them. I feel your pain.
As far as the guys you were speaking of beating on the girls car, they are just idiots. To be an idiot, race does’nt matter. They were wrong and I will not attempt to justify that.
I see people as an individual, you can be a good person or you can be a bad. It’s that simple with me. I have plenty of white friends as well as asian, muslim, hispanic, etc etc…..
I would be a miserable person to only socialize with black americans. I would miss out on soooo much, therefore I don’t. That’s why I enjoy messing with people who want to spread their ignorance around.
Have things gotten better, yes. Does more need to happen, yes. I see the human race, touching I’m sure, and until everybody else see things that way, I will continue to give em grief. Nothing makes me happier than to tick off a racist or too with my kind words or some bitter human being thats mad that Obama is President with my simpathic ear.
You will NEVER read or hear me say ALL whites are bad because that is not the case. Just like you would never read me say ALL blacks are good. Ha, thats bull. But you will always read me say, give people a chance.
Now as for your question, you were right as far as the way I use it, it was the man who cracked the whip on the slaves. I am sure there are many reasons people use that term, but that is how I interprete it.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
enigma, I got you now. I do say though to show the idiots how wrong they are in a way that lifts you up. Thanks for the dialogue. Peace dude.
The fact remains that the music is still good.
rs
you look like backwards toe nails
will ramone sydrome and camel toe neck let you have it
Girls who know Costanza references are hot.
Humor is not to be scrutinized, it’s to be laughed at.
Cal said: “I’d like to hear some old Common, Brand Nubian, Rakim, Queen Latifah or Eric Sermon or something. Oh,well. Tune into your local Black station for that.”
Not so much, Cal. Having been THE white DJ at a “black” station, I can tell you emphatically that your claim is mostly false. Unless, they are airing their old-school “mix” (which was recorded a week prior and distributed to stations across the country), no one’s playing the artists you mention. Thus, I have given up on over-the-air signals and rely on my personal collection, Pandora and Last.fm to get me through.
Further, I think what the author fails to acknowledge is that most of the younger white folks who are into jazz/blues got there through hip hop. I can say that without Tribe and Gang Starr I would never have gotten into jazz. I think the same applies to Shabba Ranks and Supercat (for me at least.) …And then you have the cascading effect which opens folks up to really cool stuff like nu-jazz and broken beat.
HA! Jazz is a very recent discovery for me, I’ve been stuck in a Stevie Ray Vaughan loop since about 1990, but I think it is starting to forge the neural pathyways that are allowing me to understand architecture….the way the white brain works is very spooky…
I was interested in the blues when I was a teenager, (yes in the 70s’) but being young inexperienced it was too hard to play. Now of course blues is just to simple and dumb to play, I don’t understand the obsession white people have with it, I guess its because it is so simple any bozo white rock guitarist can play it. It is so sad really. Eric Clapton- a great singer and songwriter really doesn’t realise he ridiculous he looks playing not for note Robert Johnson on an old small body Martin like he imagines the old blues guys did.
it because you dont get it. that’s is why you dont understand it. maybe you understand nirvana because he produced similar music. it is the emotion and the feeling produced, and the ability to immortalize that feeling, not about how easy it is to right a cord. last time i checked, many of these blues musicians couldnt afford music teachers or prestigious music schools that are at our disposal now.
Guilty as charged. Only for me it is Motown, but I’ll be the first to admit I didn’t like it at the time. I was in junior high and high school in the late 60s/early 70s. I was into psychedelic rock and thought Motown was shallow and commercial. Let me hear something like “Tears of a Clown” now and I kick myself for being so stupid.
Acid has a way of keeping you from appreciating anything of quality…
snort up
tune in
drop out
or something like that….
oldtimerguitar, you are truly ignorant in the area of music….especially music involving the guitar….If you like Heavy Metal music from the seventies (the glory days of Metal rock), then you had better learn WHERE that music came from….
Can you say AMPLIFIED blues music?
The Who, Clampton, Cream, etc….and the greatest of all Metal groups, Led Zepplin……all their music was based on the blues….
Don’t believe me, just look it up for yourself…
The statement that would be true for you would be: “I don’t understand the lack of knowledge I have with blues music…I guess it’s because I am so simple that a bozo like me cannot understand it..”
Luckily, you are NOT a representation of white guitar players who love and know music…
I listen to jazz after eating mushrooms. It makes me dump like a freak!!!
A lot of African Americans are just now starting to understand Reggae music and you will see that around the world people are more open minded and understand Bob’s music and messages.
To love Reggae music and Bob Marley is not a white or black thing it’s more like learning to think outside of the box.
Bob’s music makes people think and realize the struggles that world governments place on people of all cultures around the world.
Yes you can listen to simple music that makes you feel like every thing all right in the world, but when you need an reality check join the reggae band wagon.
Alex and Sarah are two great examples why black will never really like white people.
As if it’s up to whites to judge what’s “good” black music, please…
wikki wikki wikki wikki!
African Americans are just starting to understand Reggae music, eh??……Oh let us african americans thank you, culturallycool white man, on telling us about how WE (people of African descent) are ‘starting to understand’ the music that WE created…..
Next thing you’ll be telling us is that we don’t understand slavery in america and Rhythm and Blues and Jazz and…..oh hell, why don’t we just ask the all knowing whitefolk………like, say, culturallycool??
PS: If you need a reference on what i am saying, listen to Peter Tosh’s tune ‘African’, off his ‘Equal Rights’ album….listen and educate yourself…
Culturallycool… you are an idiot. I’m sorry but Reggae is by and for blacks who were going through a struggle. A struggle once again caused by WHITES. So by saying that we are just understanding OUR music is ridiculous.
I hate dumb kids who pretend they understand Bob Marley’s message after they smoke a joint and listen to “No Woman No Cry”. Get educated. All OUR (I mean, BLACK) music has been stolen. From Jazz to Blues to Rock ‘n Roll to Hip Hop.
The black man (and woman for that matter) has been and is still the most imitated person on the planet. Yet no one wants to be black when the police show up.
INTERESTING. But I’m sure you already knew all this Culturallycool, since you’re “with it”. You’re probably listening to Bob right now.
Hilarious but oh so true. I can’t pretend I’m hip to what blacks listen to these days. All I know is what I like and that’s music with soul and that just so happens to be the old stuff that black people don’t listen to anymore. How can truly good music be left behind in obscurity? You’re telling me we are supposed to forget Marvin Gaye, Miles Davis, Bob Marley, Stevie Wonder, and a multitude of other amazing artists? And replace it with what? Lil’ Flip and the other generic crap that’s out there? Nah, I’m white then through and through… guilty as charged 🙂
Just another thing to mention.. you don’t have to be black to get black music and vice-versa. Good music has a language of its own and is a pure expression of the human spirit. I grew up a white boy in the country so while I can’t relate to the things 2Pac rapped about, I can appreciate the passion he put into his words. He was a great story teller and it didn’t hurt that he borrowed a lot of his beats from older 70’s era music.
bob marley’s music is only for black people eh? well I guess his own music is only for half of him them, being that bob marley was born to a black woman and a white man.
” I don’t stand for the black man’s side, I don’ t stand for the white man’s side.I stand for God’s side.”–Bob Marley
Music is for everybody.
that is a very white comment
I have to say… guilty as charged. I really love Jazz and the Blues. The only genre I like more than that is Classical. Beethoven, Bach and Handel are the masters, but Sinatra, Armstrong, Nat King Cole and all them, they’re pretty damn good as well!
Don’t much like hip-hop though. Old or new, it all sounds kinda stupid to me. But that’s just me.
Dude — No.
There is and will only be ONE “Bob” when we are talking about music.
Bob Dylan — Get over it.
I have to agree with this article that white people do listen to old black music genres but this article isn’t entirely correct as it falls to mention that black people also tend to listen to old black music genres as i listen to the 90’s hip hop (19 yr). And for all those people who say that white people are appreciating good black music whereas black people are is b******t as there are many black people who listen to good old black music (jazz hip hop reggae). Its not just white people. And yes i have to agree that hip hop music right now is S**t and crap but isn’t music in general (pop, rock reggae) rubbish nowadays
Oh i forgot to mention that it ain’t black people like me who are endorsing these crap rap artists it the youth (black white latino asian) who are making rappers like soujah bou, lil wayne, gucci mane still popular on the rap scene.
So true! I had a white friend give me tickets to see MC hammer and Vanilla Ice ! I though she was joking until she handed me the ticket
Wtf at this blog entry, hahaha. Everyone knows hip hop and rap are dead. White kids don’t give two shits about this kind of music.
yea, and don’t forget american ROCK music to this list…..everybody don’t give three shits about this kind of music…
hahaha
It’s interesting that it was your WHITE friend who gave you those tickets….uh, and what is the name of this blog again??
hmmmmm……..
If you want the crap hip hop rap music of today to cease, then WHITE PEOPLE should stop buying that s***!! It is not blacks and latinos who buy the majority of the garbage out there these days, but white kids…
the american way is to give the people what they want, and if the majority of white people like and buy crap, then don’t blame the artists who produce the crap, blame the tastes of the buyers..
dmt, can you read? Ijeoma stated who created reggae AND the background from which the music came out of….
You state that Ijeoma said “bob marley’s music is only for black people”…..and I say, re-read the blog and show us where the statement ‘only for black people’ was written….
It seems to me that you are one of those typical insecure white folk who feel that they are left out in some way when someone states a fact or two on a subject that is not centering on white folk…
music maybe for everybody, but in this case, it was NOT created by everybody….it was created by people of african descent (or, as white people love to point out to us—black people).
Way to keep this thread going on the eve on Black Music Month (June).
Regardless, name the genre and there’s crap. And true say that if white ppl don’t like it, it’s not gonna sell in large #s – thus the dawn of commercial ANYTHING, including music. Why would I open a Caribbean take out in China town??
Black ppl will continue to love black music, regardless of who has laid claim to ownership/admiration. But man… sh*t is wild these days. You got a 17 yr old private school girl from Ottawa Canada going to a BeatBox Championship in Europe, who was taught by her f*cking tennis coach how to beatbox. (and of course this now became press worthy)
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/shes-got-them-block-rockin-beats/article1152886/
Would this be #116.5?
next….
love the picture you used!!!! hhahahaha
yea theres two types of blues, there is the shiny guitar blues where you have a shiny guitar, and then there is the blues that you play on an old broken 3/4 size acoustic with dingy strings.
You aint gotta be black have the blues tho man, you just gotta be poor and in the south. You think it was bad for blacks back in the day, thats true, but immagine being the poor white trash next door who cant get a job and are starving because the blacks got the work cause they got paid less. Yea we can got the blues.
But fuck them shiny guitar blues. Iif you got you a fancy guitfiddle and shiny gold rings, you aint got the blues man, you might be a bluesman, but you aint got em, well, unless you do. I wouldnt if i had me some nice shit
What a hoot! My husband is a college professor/jazz musician/jazz historian and advocate, and my son was into Coltrane, Miles, etc, by the time he was 12, and pushes ‘old school’ hip hop to everyone who will listen, so I suppose we REALLY fall into this ‘white’ category!
uh this shit needs to go because white black blue yellow whatever country music sucks it’s only for stupid people and rap is for dumb asses with no life and im mixed black and indian and i hate both of them
Let’s not forget this is just a joke. Sometimes it hits the mark and sometimes not.
K-The-I???…yeah that is New School HipHop at its finest!!!
Sorry to all black people which i may offend with my superb musical taste…he he he
Wow! alot people of missed the link you put other between Blues and Rock. If it were not for the blues you wouldn’t have rock! Once again another contribution.
Just want to add that Wu-tang was made up of some of the most brilliant business men in hip-hop history. I didn’t think their music was always fantastic, but the fact that they could create personalities and sci-fi/shaolin concepts and make a huge success out of them is genius.
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This post is shit. What’s wrong with appreciating the old rap masters like KRS or Lord Finesse? The reason why they’re still listened to is because they’re music is so timeless.
The article ignores the fact that all music is subject to the test of time and not just current attitudes, idealogy, culture or race. The truth is, most of today’s (and recent year’s) music is very poor, indeed, and it is painful to even call this trash music. Even if much of it is transcribed for future elevator backgrounds, such poor music will eventually disapear into oblivion since it cannot survive time. I can’t wait! You know, maybe we have such horrible music today because it is so easy and inexpensive to produce. Now just about everyone feels capable of producing or rating music. Check back in thirty years or so and see what of today’s music is still around and how foolish entertainers of today will appear to us then, not to mention the oversized clothes, tattoes, extra holes, etc. Time moves on; maybe styles soon will also. One can only hope and wait.
Whoever thought of this blog is so extremely creative. And if white people enjoy being creative, ironic, and witty….was the creator a white person? Or, because of the subtle tone of contempt that I’m receiving after reading this blog…is the creator a person of a different race? Just wondering.
SPICK FUCK
Wow some of you people are stupid. Your a dumb ass if you dont realize that people have different musical taste. so noone can say that one type of music is just a bunch of nonsense.Music is an art . Oh and its a damn joke so white and mixed people and my fellow negroes stop bein so tight assed
Something else white people like to do? Take things too seriously. This blog is funny. Get over yourselves and enjoy it. What’s the point of living if you can’t laugh at yourself every now and then.
See, now if it were all about Hip-Hop I could take you back to King Fatback III and Sugarhill Gang. Then up through today with Flo’ Rida sampling Blue by Eiffel 65 on his latest jam “Sugar.” That’s just me though. I was even there when Tone Loc used Van Halen’s Janie’s Cryin’ for Wild Thang. This is one dope ass, funny post. Its true on so many levels. It expresses not just the white experience of black music, but the black interpretation of white people showing love their frosty way. It’s deep and it brings people together. For reals though? Shit don’t get better than that. See, I donno that could just be me as a Mexican looking at it from both directions but y’all cultures fight like an old married couple who love makin’ up even more. j/k Peace!
I think you’re on point, man. Once we all learn how to talk with each other, we will be in good shape. Will that happen? Not sure. I’m still trying though.
yeah white people go apeshit for wu tang clan.
haha “the wackness” my caucasian friend made me watch this movie… supposedly, it’s “street.” ^^
So black people don’t like Wu Tang? WTF????
Atually I think its the other way round. White people prefer commercial rap beause it can appeal to all cultures including theirs. Why do you think more black rappers have gone commercial eg mobb deep? Its because they want more white people to buy their music.
Most black people prefer old school hip hop beause it relates more to what life was like for black americains.
I’m a young Lebanese- American, born in Chicago. The music I could always relate to the most was hip hop, as long as it was lyrical and told a story, I listened. Today hip hop is my favorite music, its all I listen to and one of my passions, if anyone tells me what I can listen to or that I can’t relate to hip hop because I’m not black, I’m likely to drop you right there and then, haha.
fav artists: slick rick, method man, AZ, nas, cube, gangstarr, camron, immortal technique, scarface, young buck, mobb deep
That is funny..
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there is no such thing as white people or black people.
we are all each other.
music is constantly revived because of politics and the need to have something other than our drug filled lives to fight back with…
politicians are dead and the world is in turmoil with no agreements or real solutions to look forward to.
Apparently the music of the past is supposed to have the answers but really just keeps us in a sort of suicidal circulation with subtle ups and down of bi polar ish emotions convincing us that this is something to do with how one might be part of changing this world..a sort of unity in sound,
when really we are all shit scared and thinking about trying to eat or how devastated our surroundings have become by the ‘un’developing or how the fuck we’re supposed to like music at all considering that thousands of people are being crushed and mutilated by the same machine that keeps us circling around old school music and its solutions to all the fucking agony
sipping scotch or wine whilst listening to jazz ..hmmm
most people listen to music whilst watching visuals like tv etc and take numerous amounts of stimulants.
What we’ve ended up with are totally confused young people who have burnt out role modals or celebrity riff raff or nothing.
what you talk about is totally and utterly shallow because of all the centuries of bullshit separating people from each other so much so , that we’ve been forced to deny what culture was all around us and compromise to an extreme level in order to survive. and forced to stick with certain genres in order to fit in, make a political statements or clan up because of serious threats to us or our people.
do we really have our own thoughts???
not a fucking chance
hip hop ship shop plip plop….what white people say,,,what they do…what they think…who gives a fuck anyway,,,its just something to say…isn’t it..
the other day i was standing at the bus stop and out of the billions of thoughts i could have had i thought of bending a girl over and giving her one….you see…limited shite that has nothing to do with anyone
The reason jazz is still around is not because of “white people”, it’s because musicians like expressing themselves in a way classical music does not offer. Jazz is liberating in that sense because when you improv, you do whatever the hell is on your mind.
Last I checked, Wynton Marsalis is black.
this is an awesome songggg
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Wow, I am one of them. I listen to old R&B, soul, and blues but can’t stand most current black music (or white music, now that I think of it).
But Giant Steps is significant..
I would add funk and soul to this list as well.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ONE OF THE MOST TRUTHFUL POSTS I’VE EVER READ.
I’m an older Black woman, and I get so tired of co-workers and especially white men who want to pick me up, using this tired info. THEY get offended when I tell them I listen to current hip-hop and ALSO bands like Cake. When will it end?
You are hilarious and the BEST!
Sahara I feel you. I’m a white guy who has always felt uncool for listening to my corny white music. I now feel vindicated. I can listen to my U2 in peace now 😛
what the hell is wrong with del the funky homosapien.
I mean its not “old school” (seriously hate that term) I was getting his albums when they came out. The last one came out literally a month ago.
I went to Bard, you bastard…. and what you say is true….
Haha! This is great!
I actually don’t listen to a lot of black music. Maybe “old school” Michael Jackson, but only on 80’s night. LOL
Well if you so hanged up on people’s race – we listen to old black music because people like Charlie Parker, KRS One, John Coltrane, actually made that music for us in the first place. That’s right – even at the time, the majority of black people would be listening to other stuff. That was the avant garde, thank you very much for it, and if you don’t like it you can kiss my white ass.
Ummm, I think you forgot to bring your sense of humor with you. Or are you following List Item #101? 🙂
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all im saying is if this was about black people there would be an uprising, they get offended and cry discrimination so easily
Bwahahahahah! lol
Don’t forget irrelevant Hip Hop music!
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You’re an idiot see the humor in the article and move the fuck on no one is concerned as to who’s offended or not. Not all black people play the race card you moron
Those black artists did not make music for only white people they made it for all to enjoy. The majority of blacks were listening to black artists such as KRS One, John Coltrane, etc. So please don’t speak for the black race as a whole when you probably know only one and he works with you at the office…Now you may commence to kissing my ass fucktard
Wow that was creative. Now I want you to concentrate on forming a better response than spic come on Katie you can do better than that! Now if I turned around and called you an inbred, coke whore, living in some tornado ravaged trailer park and due to have your brothers baby any day now would that be a little bit more creative than say your spic comment? Stop being a moron and enjoy the article name calling just isn’t nice 🙂
Bonnie Williams is right. Obviously, “wow” has never seen a black comic rag on black people. never seen an “uprising” after that.
the person who writes the blog is white, so he’s safe. IN FACT, there are several blogs by black people poking fun at stuff black people do/like.
so please, learn yourself then enter the 21st century where the fact that you cannot apply the part to the whole is understood in everything that people say and write about race….including in this blog.
Jazz isn’t exclusively “black” music. It was the combination of elements from european and african music at the turn of the century which created this unique art form – and without either ingredient, jazz would not have developed. The evidence is that there were many white musicians involved and influencing each era of jazz. Early brass bands back in New Orleans like the Reliance Brass Band was all white ( c. 1910). The Original Dixieland Jazz Band (ODJB) was all white, c. 1917. Bix Beiderbecke, Ben Pollack, Jack Teagarden, Benny Goodmen, Bandleader Paul Whiteman, and the Goldkette band all from about the beginning of the century through the 1930s which is largely during early jazz and the beginning of the swing/big band era. Continuing into the swing era there were many white big bands as well…Benny Goodman actually was the first to mix his band by having blacks and whites. So you can see, jazz has had many white musicians influencing its development. And one last thing – the british did NOT create the blues.
It is obvious Jeremy that you know very little about the ORIGINS of jazz music. While white people play jazz music, they were not the originators of it.
If we take everything you say as true, it still does not take away from the fact that african americans were the first to make this unique type of music and, as usual, white people came later and adapted it.
American history will tell you that white people NEVER accepted anything that was original from black people until much later after the fact. American music is a good example.
Rhythm and blues is rock and roll. It turned into rock and roll when white people decided to like it. Rhythm and blues dance music turned into disco when white people decided to try and imitate our music. White folk have a way of getting into the game late and then later on claim that they invented the game.
it is what it is.
But this site is not about black people, and now we have to listen to white people like you starting an uprising and getting offended and cry discrimination against white people….and you did it so easily….
get over it beeeotch.
The only people I know that are seriously “into” jazz are my friends that are also musicians. Did you consider that perhaps musicians appreciate Jazz because it is much more instrumental than mainstream hip hop. My sister is Cuban and she plays the double bass, and yes, she is obsessed with Jazz. My friend Jake writes his own music and is also an musician. I agree with some of your other posts but I find this one to be a far reach to be considered a stereotype.
Stuff Black People Like- Calling Caucasians “White Folk”. I’m sorry louiecoolpussy if you feel like the white man is keeping you down, but frankly, you seem ignorant. Is gravity white science or black science? Because a white person put the theory together.
Well you’re wrong about that…and yes I do know the ORIGINS of jazz. First of all…american history DOES say that Afro-centric music has had the more influence in cultures’ music across the world than any other music.
Second, jazz came from ragtime and blues. Blues obviously were songs about hardship but ragtime evolved from embellishing original melodies mainly because they would be performing for several hours and needed some variation to help fill the time. Both came from Euro-centric music theory and military band instruments (and a lot of times melodies based off of this). Jazz developed out of this fusion of African rhythmic and improvisational traditions and European harmonic theory, operatic style of singing, and yes…improvisation (because that did happen in Euro-centric music too). Slaves in New Orleans went to Opera houses as well as whites. Everyone can agree that the African influence is more noticeable, but without European instruments and the melodic and harmonic theory, none of this would have happened.
Third, when I listed those white musicians, they all were playing before and during the early jazz era (i.e. development!) which means that YES they were involved with the ORIGINS of jazz. I’m not saying white people invented it…nor solely black people, but the fusion of the cultures did (and french, creole, some spanish, etc). But it is true that if you weighed the influences, it wouldn’t be 50/50 but the African influence would be higher.
yah–white folk adapted basketball, football, n baseball from blacks right? ha ha like everythin else
they made all of those sports holmes, so nom they didnt, blacks adapted…
alot of people like old school hip hop, and underground stuff… the radio’s a drag, its just as sensless and brainwashing as TV
Music originated in africa.
dont talk about political correctness of the names of races, for any white person should be the last to bring up the subject.
with that said, from what you were taught a white person put together the theory of gravity, yes, but that dosnt mean that white people discovered gravity.
it just means issac newton put a name, and prooved what people, im sure had already knew… it dosnt really take a scientist to know that if you jump you’ll come back down… unless no one had ever tryed to jump ever befor that, then that means sir issaac newton is more profound than we all think.
“Unsupported stuff moves towards the ground” might have been known prior to the existence of mammals. Your point?
What Sir Newton actually found out was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation#Newton.27s_theory_of_gravitation (as said there, considered to be just an approximation nowadays).
So, white science? Hint: still likely not – thank Egypt for previous development in “physics” (astronomy). Same as, you know, “black” music that started existing way after the diaspora.
You said “Both came from Euro-centric music theory and military band instruments (and a lot of times melodies based off of this). Jazz developed out of this fusion of African rhythmic and improvisational traditions and European harmonic theory, operatic style of singing, and yes…improvisation (because that did happen in Euro-centric music too).”…
I’ll ask you a simple question: If white people invented jazz, how come jazz was not heard of until white people discovered black people playing and singing it??
Look, you want a white person to tell you the facts? Watch Ken Burns 10 part epic documentary on Jazz.
Enough said.
blacks adapted sports(not all) and took over with their physical prowess
Stuff White People Like: Michael Jackson
Yes..surely…dream on
did you know that the earliest music instrument artefacts were found in Europe, to be more precise..in Germany
hey notblack….don’t you mean ‘louiecool-in-your-momma’s pussy’, beeeeeotch? Now that’s stuff black people like…riding your mother, that is…
caucasians, white folk, dumbassed rednecks—-all of these names apply to you beeeotch.
here’s some science for ya:
A+B=STFU
those earliest instruments you speak of, were they not used by neanderthal man?
The same neanderthal man that is now extinct?
History lesson beeeotch: neanderthal became extinct because african homo sapiens invented the drum…..and they used those big assed drum sticks to beat the shit outta the european neanderthal out of existence…
thus music originated in africa.
Who said that I’m white? Just because my name is NotBlack doesn’t make me white.
I guess if you don’t believe in intellectual property (or proper spelling), I could agree with what you said. But, shockingly, you seem to have missed the point.
No, dumbhead, this flute is 3500 years old and was made by homo sapiens.
and, furthermore, the earliest modern humans didn’t look like modern africans.
the modern black africans are the extreme end of the scale, like white people. their look developed over thousands of years.
my fault: this flute is 35000 years old..forgot a null
hey dumbass….modern man, homo sapiens, originated from…DUH…
AFRICA.
So, who do you think invented the flute?
your apology for your extensive ignorance is accepted.
beeeeotch.
nothing is wrong with him. the guy who writes this is just joking around for the most part, so you dont have to give up your favorite artists just to please him. 😉
who invented the flute?
…of course Europeans, dumbhead.
Following your argumentation a black man from africa migrating to Europa could never become a European.
these people were OUR ancestors and not yours, ok?
Producer Quincy Jones told Time magazine (1983), “Black music had to play second fiddle for a long time, but its spirit is the whole motor of pop. Michael (Jackson) has connected with every soul in the world.”
you don’t have to have white skin to think like a typical white person (ex: Clarence Thomas)….and you obviously proved that point….
where did Europeans migrate from?
Africa.
Beeeeeotch.
Can you Americans stop racial bickering, its getting tired and the rest of the world is waiting for you to get over it. Seems like every time a post ( anywhere) even slightly touches on colour. Everyone comes out with a bone to pick. Can i just say.. THE BONES ARE PICKED OVER! (& I never was one to suck out the marrow)
The point I want to make is this site is written tongue in cheek
and I think the intended response is a thoughtful chuckle .
i agree with you to some extent, but i believe this view might be more relevant on a website that isn’t specifically catering to people learning about what white people like. then it might make even more sense. but for now you’ve got a decent 50% going on :]
If blacks are “African Americans” then whites should get a cool name that doesn’t actually apply too (did you come from Africa? do you speak Swahili?).
Also, y’all need to learn to type.
Also, save personal racist vendettas b/w black and white for some site that’s not busy making witty jokes. If you don’t like the stuff in the articles you should go somewhere else. Brain surgery, but there it is.
well, maybe…but it were white people who made it mainstream-compatible, mixed it with white music styles and brought it into the charts..who made it popular in the mainstream culture
and of course, pop music itself was created by white culture
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When “That’s All Right” was played, many listeners were sure Presley must be black, prompting white disc-jockeys to ignore his Sun singles. However, black disc-jockeys did not want anything to do with any record they knew was made by a white man.[103] To many black adults, Presley had undoubtedly “stolen” or at least “derived his style from the Negro rhythm-and-blues performers of the late 1940s”,[104] though such criticism ignored Presley’s use of “white” musical styles. Some black entertainers, notably Jackie Wilson, argued: “A lot of people have accused Elvis of stealing the black man’s music, when in fact, almost every black solo entertainer copied his stage mannerisms from Elvis.”[105]c
“When “That’s All Right” was played, many listeners were sure Presley must be black, prompting white disc-jockeys to ignore his Sun singles. However, black disc-jockeys did not want anything to do with any record they knew was made by a white man.[103]…”
This statement is clear proof that you no very little about music when it comes to african americans.
#1: “That’s All Right” was written and originally performed by blues singer Arthur ‘Big Boy’ Crudup (an african american blues singer), and Elvis did a re-make of it in 1954. Due to the rampant RACISM of the time, whites originally thought Elvis was black, which was easily understandable, since Elvis built his career (like other whites of that time) on singing black rhythm and blues music.
This brings me to
#2: Your statement “black DJs did not want anything to do with any record they knew was made by a white man” is quite true. Why would black DJs want to play those sorry assed, Perry Como re-makes of Little Richard, when they could play the ORIGINALS. White people did not want to hear black music, but they would listen to it if a white man or woman sang it.
#3: Elvis blatantly stole “black” musical styles, right down to the dancing on stage and cadence. If you read any early history of Elvis, he readily admitted the african american influence in his persona: going to the black juke joints and dancehalls and imitating singers like Ike Turner and Little Richard.
Next time you make comments on music history greybeard, do a little research from REPUTABLE sources.
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Well, Jackie Wilson made a statement, and also other people…
can you explain this to me? Why should black people say this?
and, very surprising, famous singer M.I.A(from Sri Lanka) said, blingbling-style Rappers only copy Rod Stewart’s style..ha ha ha
>White people did not want to hear black music, but they would listen to it if a white man or woman sang it.<
white people made black music mainstream-compatible.
with a pure gospel- oder blues-piece you would never reach the charts, even more impossible today where only older black people like to play or interest in blues or other older black music styles.
Elvis was able to mix these black styles with contemporary white music like country.
“white people made black music mainstream-compatible…”
compatible for whom??
For white people? Well I have more bad news for you. All of those white re-makes of black music from the 50’s and before are only available on Time-Life commercials after 2am. No one else in the world listens to them.
It seems that black music was more than compatible for the WORLD’S tastes……thus, white american tastes are irrelevant when it comes to the popularity of black music.
PS: I don’t believe that Jackie Wilson said that statement. Prove it to me with evidence.
Clearly this site isn’t ‘catering to people learning about what white people like’, writeright. Do you honestly think that there are members of other races somewhere attempting to integrate into white society and googling ‘stuff white people like’? It’s a joke.
PBS: This in-depth discussion sponsored by Wikipedia readers like you.
Damn, you can correct the Wikipedia-Article about Elvis, if you know it all better. Interesting if other readers will agree with you.
“All of those white re-makes of black music from the 50’s”
Rock Music from Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Disco Music from the 70’s, Alice Cooper, The Beatles, and so on….all only on TIME LIFE CD’s?…you are an ignorant dumbhead
and yes,,,black people are also good in stealing music from other cultures…afrika bambaata with kraftwerk’s “Trans Europe Express”, forget it?
and many blacks hear Country Music today an also make their own country songs…this isn’t bad in my opinion
Once again your IGNORANCE is magnified by the stupid diatribes you state greybread……
I can ask you one simple question: Who influenced Led Zepplin, the Rolling Stones, Alice Cooper, and the Beatles?…..
Well if you knew ANYTHING about the history of rock and roll, you would know that all of these white musicians re-made and/or outright took melodies and riffs of black blues musicians…AND…if you read the histories of any of these white musical icons (which I happen to like), they say themselves that they were heavily influenced by blues/delta/early R&B (ie: BLACK MUSIC).
Heavy Metal is just blues music played loudly and amplified with an electric guitar. The roots of metal, and for that matter, the British Invasion of the 60s is due to white musicians singing and playing BLACK MUSIC.
Look it up and educate yourself.
PS: Read books on the subject, or at least rent out some excellent documentaries on the subject (ex: the history of ROCK AND ROLL: Documentary (1995): 10 part series is a good place to start for people like you who exclusively get their information from Wikipedia.
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Well if you knew ANYTHING about the history of rock and roll, you would know that all of these white musicians re-made and/or outright took melodies and riffs of black blues musicians…AND…if you read the histories of any of these white musical icons (which I happen to like), they say themselves that they were heavily influenced by blues/delta/early R&B (ie: BLACK MUSIC).>>
this is exactly what I meant.
In my Text I stated nothing else. The Reason why i mentioned these bands in my post is that they where heavily influenced by black music, especially blues. Every proper Rock fan knows this. You tell us nothing new. And these bands are not sold on TIME LIFE..dumbhead
The only problem here is: you are not able to understand the meaning of a simple text. Maybe because you never learned it in school, or maybe because you are simply stupid….
>>Heavy Metal is just blues music played loudly and amplified with an electric guitar.<<
Obviously you know very little about Heavy Metal oder music in general.
Ever heard of "phyrygian mode", "minor pentatonic scale"?
This is what i try to explain you the whole time…
white musicians not simply copied black music….they mixed it with other styles…of course in the first line with european/western musical traditions.
This is nothing else what Hiphop producers do…they sample from music all over the world(Bollywood,middle east, soul funk, rock music, whatever) and put it in a new context..the black music/HipHop context
you know Dalek? they sampled Krautrock from Germany
Timbaland sampled middle eastern music for Alyas "more than a woman"
and so on and on….
yha, ima black kid in atlanta ga, this site is interesting lol this post is espicaly true- n madd funny!
Hey there’s nothing wrong with old-school hip hop!
You can’t even consider yourself a fan if you’ve never heard Tupac, Biggie, Run DMC, or even Michael Jackson. Without them hip hop wouldn’t be what it is today.
But I like the old stuff and the new stuff. And i like about 8 other genres of music as well. xD
Yes actually we are from Africa. Similarly to how Italian Americans, Jewish Americans and Irish Americans have ancestry from other countries. My father was born in Nigeria and my mother in Jamaica so technically im Nigerian Jamaican American… but to make it easier on your feeble mind i call myself African American. You have a “special” name its Caucasian or you can try and find your ancestry and identify with it (a lot of white people are mixtures of lots of white cultures and nationalities)…
by the way not all African speak Swahili fyi and i dont like to be called black because black is a color and if we were gonna be technical im medium brown
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Yet another good post by SWPL…
Another site I look at for humor is http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com. It features articles, haikus, comics, and many other hilarious things.
Greybread, you must the most stupid white person to ever write on this blog….
What part of….
“if you read the histories of any of these white musical icons (which I happen to like), THEY SAY themselves that they were heavily influenced by blues/delta/early R&B (ie: BLACK MUSIC)….”
did you NOT understand?
What better source of the roots of metal than the very people who played the music? You would think that they KNEW who influenced them…
You are just a white guy who cannot come to terms that music you consider ‘exclusively white’….isn’t.
greybread says: “…Obviously you know very little about Heavy Metal oder music in general. Ever heard of “phyrygian mode”, “minor pentatonic scale”?..”
To which, I say: If you cannot dazzle’em with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Your statement is a great example of “what tha fuck?BULLSHIT”……you lack any semblance of brilliance, so you do the next best thing….give us phryrgian mode bullshit.
I am a “Squarehead”.
Yeah, look at the mourners.
TRUE!
Also add to the list: Otis Redding and Sam Cooke. Go to any white person’s house party (over the age of 27) and you’ll find a group of smart set hipsters (ones with jobs) holding bottles of microbrews, belting “You gotta tease her, please her, never leave her” as if in great agony to find “A Little Tenderness.” Or an ounce of soul.
Confession: i like Robert Johnson.
THANK YOU!!! MY old name was “NOTGAY”.
If you like Robert Johnson, you’ll love Skip James ;).
I feel very relevant when i listen to Sam Cooke, glad I bought it.
How about “European Americans?”
Single?
Yup 🙂
you are so dumb and stupid, it’s unbelievable…
obviously you are an average american
what part of my comment did you not understand?
I sais they MIXED black music with other styles, is that
so hard to understand?
Heavy Metal-musicians like to use “phrygian mode”,
especially for riffs…this scale is part of western music
tradition…god, stop this fucking, dumbhead
the difference between rock/heavy metal and pure blues
is what white culture contributed, ok?
ever heard of Detroit Techno, dumbass?
They mixes black music(funk,soul) with european electronic music, especially Kraftwerk.
Nobody would say, theay copied Kraftwerk, because they made their own style out of it, the same it is, with rock music/heavy metal.
eat my shit ,you dumbass
Sad but true… I love jazz.. I’m white… and Im not as keen
on white jazz… or more modern jazz.
(deep sigh)
Barbra
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Looks like louie must’ve hit a nerve in your stupid ass…you got so mad that you lost all skills in spelling….”I sais…”???
give up and shaddap beeeeeotch.
Looks like louie must’ve hit a nerve in your stupid ass…you got so mad that you lost all skills in spelling….”I sais…”?…”theay copied”…??
give up and shaddap beeeeeotch.
Excuse me? Black music that black people don’t listen to anymore??!?!? What black people? All, some or just the ONE or TWO you KNOW?? Pretty funny article, and the type I have come to enjoy reading on this site. This will be a fun article to share with black people who have abandon their “black music”. Thanks for continuing to breath life into this abandoned piece of America!!
The last album by Canadian rock legends April Wine, called Roughly Speaking is mostly blues and their rendition of the song Night Life written by Willie Nelson is incredible! The lead singer, Myles Goodwyn also has an album coming out, Myles Goodwyn and Friends of the Blues. I never had an appreciation for the Blues until my AW, favorite rock group started to sing the blues type of music. It’s awesome!
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yeah I gotta say that you’re singling out a very small portion of the white people you generally talk about… plenty of the leftish whitefolk you talk about don’t pretend to like jazz…
however I am guilty as charged… when I was growing up dave brubeck’s Take Five made me want to learn piano, and now i’ve been playing for over 15 years.
Hold up hold up wait a minute now…..Black people ENJOY commercial hip hop???? WTF….I HATE “POP-HOP”!!!! and I’m not ready to call KRS and Del old school….I feel that hip hop is in reverse currently…..the hip hop that is geared for thinkers is dubbed “old school” but the brainless rap we are bombarded with now is “modern” or “up to date”….Please bring back vocabulary, metaphor’s and stories not linked to finances back to rap! White folks are keeping Hip hop on life support while black folks have amnesia and seem to have forgotten what its all about….Don’t worry, my people will get their memories back real soon (I hope)…..
I’m not an expert on pop music, but the black people I know still like jazz. And British pop music influenced by The Blues, and Motown (I like Motown stuff because most of the folks they hired–with the exception of Diana Ross–could SING. Ms. Ross wasn’t much of a singer, but she changed costumes very nicely, and turned out to be a pretty solid actress as well).
It was also a black friend who turned me on to one of the great British-White-Guys-Playing-Black-Music groups, namely, The Graham Bond Organization. Her theory as to their skill at blues music is that, like a lot of jazz and blues musicians before them, they had a solid backing in, of all things, classical music (Bond was a classically-trained pianist and organist and the bassist, Jack Bruce, studied the cello.)
Of course, the GBO are a rather obscure group (Bruce and drummer Ginger Baker became famous after they formed Cream with Eric Clapton), so I’m doing another White Guy thing, flaunting my knowledge of obscure music groups . . .
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Hi Clander,
Your vitriolic and acerbic criticism, of an art form which you evidently know very little, betrays your radar for the truth; jazz is appreciated by a wide variety of audiences.
Making unilateral statements such as, “the final stage is never reached because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive,” pays no attention to the fact that an appreciable number of the current jazz leaders today are, in fact, African-American. Wynton Marsalis, Kenny Garrett, Roy Hargrove, Rufus Reid, Jon Faddis, etc.
Also, of note is the incorrect assessment that the British were the first to use the blues form in their rock songs. What about Ray Charles and Fats Domino in the 50s? Obviously they are REALLY WHITE.
And, as far as your labeling of “commercial hip-hop” being the only hip-hop to be enjoyed by the African-American public, I am tempted to ask: ARE YOU THE VOICE OF THE ENTIRE AFRICAN-AMERICAN DEMOGRAPHIC?
White people love pedantic rants which themselves are dissemblances of futile attempts to subvert irrefutable trends with histrionic and overstated, self-proclaimed bullions of white-person wisdom.
Ways to do this:
– quote the author’s writing, blatantly ignore the facetious tone and sarcasm, and attack with grave and punctilious rejoinder.
– elegant prose style. you have to look like you know what the fuck you’re talking about.
– straw dog arguments, for example, “as far as your labeling of commercial hip-hop being the only hip-hop to be enjoyed by the African-American public…”
clearly, the author was simply clarifying the white person’s conception of “commercial hip-hop”, not attempting to “VOICE OF THE ENTIRE AFRICAN-AMERICAN DEMOGRAPHIC”.
– misconstruing the point in a way that is convenient to their radar of myopic fallaciousness.
“jazz is appreciated by a wide variety of audiences.”
Yes, as it is ever so evident, the author of this peer-reviewed essay SINCERELY believes that white people are the only creatures alive today able to derive any pleasure from jazz. Don’t you dare acknowledge the humorous and satirical overtones. You’re too white to do that.
Perhaps my tone was a bit too biting, and if that is what is bothering you, Alex, then I will change the timbre, leave this discussion, and continue to be, “white,” as you have so articulately and respectively noted.
This may be funny to some people, but truthfully I do not see it that way. With every joke about “white” people, the racial divide widens, and we take a step back.
Imagine a blog entitled, “Stuff Black People Like.” Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
white people ‘think’ they know what non-white people like, whereas most non-white people definitely know what white people like…..white people tend to tell us what they like every chance they get…
but it is what it is…
One more thing white people like
Big words
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I lol’d.
XD
i don’t know about that. i live in the south and a lot of people seem to think i listen to country music just because i’m white, which is not true! i hate that stereotype!
During the times of Jim Crow and segregation in the South, the music soundtrack that african americans remember most was the country music that racist whites played while they terrorized.
I guess you may have a point with stereotypes when it comes to country music (white racists) and rap music (black criminals)….. but it is ironic that white people buy more rap music (three quarters of all rap music is bought by whites), whereas country music is almost exclusively bought by whites….
stereotypes of any kind are hard to break.
you sound so white right now
C licked on that link…
That part about listening to Jazz while drinking wine, then getting bored and writing people about how much they enjoyed listening to Jazz and drinking wine was absolutely perfect. Substitute Jazz with classical and you’ve got me. 🙂
i actually have never bot a rap CD either. the majority of my music is indie to be honest. i do listen to a few rappers but i’m very selective, no offense if you listen to rap though. it just isn’t what i’m into.
lol, nail on the nead, nicole
that is because black people steal music. a proper survey can not be taken on such a topic.
Oh, and white people do not steal music, eh racist?
shaddap beeeeotch.
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White people love art!
ehhh….
jazz sucks.
im white
just ehhh…
Obviously you missed the entire point of this website. It’s something called humor. Also, he never said the British were the first to use blues form in their rock songs. He said once they started doing it in the 1960s (obviously way after Ray Charles and Fats Domino had been doing it), it became much more mainstream, thus giving it more appeal to the white people he’s satirizing. You should learn how to read.
What exactly is the point of this website? From what I read, it is to make fun of white people. To be honest, I’m sick and tired of black people thinking that making fun of white people is noble and socially acceptable.
Again, I refer to my earlier comment. I think I’m going to form the NAAWP, start a blog about what black people like. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
As a white person, let me tell you that every white person goes through a jazz phase. When a white person goes through their obsession with being classy, jazz and classical music becomes vital.
I’m going to do you a favor and speak the truth here: you have no humor, lack the basic intelligence required to understand the point of this post even after someone tried to explain it to you, and are the kind of person who likes to post useless aggressive anonymous rants on websites, all of which makes you kind of a moron.
And oh, I’m white and I like to listen to jazz with a glass of wine and then read a book because I have no TV, and sometimes I tell my friends about it. Which is exactly why this post made me laugh.
Too Funny ! I’m new to this website. I like it. I saw some people get offended which really isn’t necessary, Freedom of speech, is still legal let’s enjoy it!
yes it would actually, I’d love to see what someone could come up with. We are what we are, we like what we like. Though I’m Black I don’t like everything other Black people like but it’s all in good fun! relax, smile enjoy life!
then, when white people realize how much work goes into being ‘classy’, they regress to the grunge phase….dirty jeans, loud garage band music, and cynicism…
well, i for one, will stop making fun of one particular white person: fugalvoice, and just say….
shaddap beeeeeeotch.
*sigh, I feel much better now*
simpleton
And after that, they clean up just enough to get a job, y’know, cuz forty grand a year plus benefits. And they are totally gonna write/paint/sing/whatever when they get back from ‘the cottage’.
fugalvoice is awesome, demonstrating how much white people like “getting offended” lmao the irony!! oh wait, that’s another thing white people like! BWAHAHHA
if you start a blog on what black people like I would totally read it… but you have to be funny…
p.s. I’m 19 yrs old and 1/2 white and 1/2 mexican.
and I listen to jazz sometimes, but only when I’m really stoned.
is that the white half trying to escape???
wtf?
i would totally read that… it would be hilerious… my step-dad is cooking … he’s black… i’m white… he said he would def read it if you wrote it… we are waiting… my father always said humor brought races together…
If you claim to be representative of all the stuffwhitepeoplelike that clander has written about, then you DESERVE to be laughed at….frequently and continuously…
Only a humorless, self-concious, insecure white person who believes that all the stuff clander wrote is true about ALL white people would be offended….
I guess you qualify on all counts fugalvoice.
You want to read about stuff black people like? Go to American history books and read about the treatment of african americans in the United States from the USA’s inception to recently, THEN imagine the OPPOSITE of that historical treatment…
And you will magically have……all the Stuff Black People Like.
Every few a months, a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is. Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. “Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.”
I can understand that attitude about the Bebop era of Jazz (which tends to be “cool” in tone), but what about the Swing era (which was much “hotter”)? You know, such artists as Louie Armstrong, Fats Waller, Cab Calloway, etc. That music was fast! It was so good, it was once blamed for corrupting morals!
In terms of music that white people like, where’s the list for Country, Heavy Metal and Punk Rock? These genres are almost exclusively listened to by white people, more than supposed “Black Music That Black Music Don’t Listen to Anymore”. They are generally crappy music, too, so it should be easy to ridicule them. So far, there is nothing about them at this website, which makes me wonder about the person who created it.
Oops, I meant to write “Black Music That Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore”.
WOO DEL IS FREAKIN AWESOME
When you say “the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century…” I take it you mean through slavery or were you stating a fact? The sarcasm might have gone a little over my head….
Hey, I wonder if Fugalvoice is still around. If he did a little research, he’d see the person writing this is white. It’s not offensive if you don’t mean it to be. It’s funny, but if you want to be offended go ahead. It really shouldn’t matter, I’m black and I think this is funny, but I also think black jokes are funny so maybe I’m just not easily offended enough. Maybe, my sense of humor is undeveloped because I laugh at more than NPR.
Listening to Jazz is not “nice” or “relaxing” exclusively. Although these posts are intended for humor I just wanted to shed some light on Jazz. It is a true art form. Meaning that if you listen to the greats: Lee Morgan, Art Blakey, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Count Basie and his big band, the Brecker Brothers, Roy Hargrove, Chris Potter, Cyrus Chestnut, the list goes on; what you will find, if you really listen and let go, is that you experience countless feelings and emotions that are lacking in today’s music scene. The radio is currently utter garbage and a waste of resources. One must only watch Before the Music Dies to realize that the broadcasting companies care nothing about music and care all about how much money they can make for each 60 second slot they sell and their profits and return to their shareholders. Ever wonder why they play the same garbage over and over? It’s so the money-dripping martini-sipping “business” owners don’t run the risk of a listener hearing something they aren’t familiar with and changing the station. That’s right America. You are being programed and fed what oligarchs want you to like. But it’s ok, you can still rock out to your T-Pain, Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, or whatever and feel that magical beat while singing along to a vocoded voice with auto-tune while drowning in that epic, over-the-top, repetitively whiney chorus.
That’s cause you suck Zach.
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I don’t care if black ppl enjoy soulja boy….he sucks, and i will never in the future call him the “great days of music”
He will be in the same category as Nelly or Sisquo (a joke)… “why the f*** did ppl like him?”
Notorious Big makes sense tho….he actually made good music….everyone with a grain of sense knows this.
Aside from me sounding like im ranting, I actually do enjoy these posts ;D
If the Music doesn’t even want to listen to itself, then you know it’s time to go.
You’d also be surprised at the number of black “speed metal” revivals happening now. No? Of course, that would explain the expression of the attendants’ faces at my sister’s wedding when I chose Yngwie Malmsteen over Luther Vandross as the reception music.
Hey there boo,
you’re a giant douche
way to watch a documentary and then hop right on the high horse.
kthnx,
BAI
Any white person who listens to country, heavy metal, or punk rock is obviously the wrong kind of white person. You should stop associating with these types of white people immediately before your old-school hip-hop-loving white friends disown you.
Oh, for cryin out loud. LET IT GO ALREADY! You’re worse than all those rednecks down south still fighting the Civil War.
touche
How about American……..PERIOD.
White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
The same thing happened to classical music. Mozart used to be the bomb in Austria and them the Germans started to listen to it and everything went downhill. Should I write about Mozart at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com? There sure is a lot of hate in these comments…what would Kanye do and I don’t mean for a Klondike bar!
You must be a big T-Pain or Miley Cyrus fan.
That comment is perhaps the most true comment in this thread of comments. You don’t have to see a documentary to know that.
all my white friends love hip hop rap and jerkin music.
im black and most of my black friends love heavy metal, screamo, and “emo” music.some of em like country like taylor swift and ect.
its weird but true!! im imbweteen. i like both.
this is 2009 . things change
White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
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Um, WTF do you think BET stands for? Black Entertainment Television. They play jazz… your argument has holes my friend.
This post is absolute garbage. Maybe you’re talking about yourself buddy, but you’d have a hard time finding a white person like you have described above where I live.
I guess it’s not your fault you can’t relate to jazz or the blues, stick to the idiot box.
Black people hate BET. Duh.
I’d love to go to Nevernever land!!! How do you get there?!
If this is a blog about ‘What white people like” WHY is it always about the differences in White and Black people and what they have?
And what would you know DUDE about what music Black people do or dont listen to and why? Unless you are under cover Black man writing as a white man, you couldnt possible know…
I think this blog is just a means of one (or a group of) angry racist white man to spew his/their hate, disquised as article reading…
I for one would appreciate it immensly if you would write what you know (WHITE PEOPLE) and leave the rest of races (Black, Hispanic, Asian, etc) “stories and observations to those who know what its about…
If this is true you are either an Oreo or out of touch with your blackness. NONE OF THIS CRAP IS FUNNY, and I DO find it ALL offensive.
I have read alot of these posts every now and then, and the common thread is that they are “Black Folk Bashing”-plain and simple…*
Chill dude, it’s just comedy! I hate it when people get heated and start to complain. A lot of this stuff is embarassingly true! And the hip hop stuff, true too! About 90% of the black people I know don’t like old hip hop or underground hip hop. Maybe thats just the way it is. Either way, this is pretty funny.
this is some serious bullshit call me angry or what have you but i’m sorry. as a black person i definitely don’t need a book, an article or anything else telling me what white people like i’ve spent my entire existence surrounded by their shit in their attempt to have other cultures assimilate to theirs. man white people are so effing cocky sometimes apparently and as always they think the world revolves around them their wants, their needs and their desires i guess they forgot about all the needs of the other races and nationalities that surround them. and who in the hell is the publishing company that had the nerve to accept this idiot’s worthless piece of writing and bind it into a book that they clearly believed was worth selling. guaranteed if a black person had written this book or had written a book about stuff black people liked the shit never would have gotten published hell he/she might not have ever made it through to the lobby of the place. all in all it seems that one thing doesn’t change… no matter how completely ignorant an idea may be white people will find a way to make it work… and why because they can… and the only reason they can is because ignorant ass fellow white people in power continue to let the shit happen… im so over bullshit like this… and you call your self an author? pleeeease miss me with that huge pile of donkey bullshit… im outro
Uh, I realize this is funny ironic and fairly true but I would hardly call jazz, or blues, irrelevant. Is classical music irrelevant? Good music is good music. It’s a shame black people can’t hear the best music ever made, ie., jazz.
And I don’t know any black people who like heavy metal.
Yeah, you’re angry. What have you?
This one’s brilliant and fits me to a tee, as a “music journalist” who specialized in underground hip-hop (check out my Mos Def and Big L gold plaques courtesy of Rawkus). And I’m holding it down for the likes of: Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, The Ronettes, The Crystals, The Chantels, etc….
But do Black People still listen to Stevie Wonder, Barry White, P-Funk, and Zapp? I’m thinking they do, so those might not qualify.
don’t forget rock too
I’d love to be the person to inform that sweetie we do. Black people aren’t just some random ignorant species of people who listen to today’s current music favorites and toss the other’s aside. We do value good music, music we made! However, just as with any group there are exceptions. The idea that white people seem to think that music is only only good and can be categorized as such only after Black people have supposedly “tossed it aside
is absurd. Not to mention that it is obviously believed that Black people don’t even listen to that type of music anymore i.e. jazz and the blues are you fucking kidding me? White people get a clue and a life.
I suppose that was the best comeback you could muster considering I spoke the truth.
I don’t know about ALL black people liking this commercial current state of hip hop/rap. To be honest a lot of it is absolute garbage and I do find myself listening to some of the artist from the early 90’s.
What about Bad?? Thriller?? You homies better listen up to my shit – it never went out of style.
Why are there no big-wheels in heaven?
MJ
This is humorous. It’s poking fun at the uptight pretentious white people who desperately want to be politically correct to avoid the unpopularity that comes with being called intolerant, ignorant or a racist
I have met so many assholes who like exactly what is in this blog. They are fake, pompous and extremely fun to laugh at.
Michael Jackson was an honorary white person: his music got whiter as he got older, and he’s loved by lots of really white people (and they’ll preserve it forever no doubt)
Love the blog Christian- you’re the American John Safran (the Aussie one): he also had a wacky white hip hop band at high school (this guy is also so white: a blond Jew!) BTW I think redheads are the whitest people around: being one I feel a very strong affinity to almost every point..
That’s not true, when after he got “whiter” he worked alot with New Jack swing producer Teddy Riley, did the Remember the Time video with an all black cast, had 2 songs with Biggie, hung out with Steve Harvey, Chris Tucker and Al Sharpton, loved KFC, his last album had rap on it and a song (Butterflies) written by Marsha Ambrosious from Floetry, and Break of Dawn was a stepper’s cut and last but not least he got arrested and wore his pajamas to the trial.
How black do he have to be
*standing ovation*
Since when black people “stopped” listening to rap and hip-hop? Ironically they are still the dominant group in the genre and the industry like Def Jam records and the Source magazine, and thankfully rich white and black people alike helped funded the industry in the last 20-some years. +
Does he work for a market research group about minority cultures? You know, the idiots over in wal-mart HQ thought Hispanics are not moneyed so they shop there and the Spanish-language advertising gimmicks: “Bajos precios, siempre!”. Has MTV examined what African-American youth listen to more than white American youth? I seen rap and hip-hop music vids seem to perpeutate the old “urban poor black young man” stereotype of them are gang-bangers, surrounded by women dancing in sexual vibrations and wear gold chains over basketball or football jerseys. +
NBC cancelled “My name is Earl” – about a poor white man and his trailer trash princess GF, and the CW cancelled “The Hughleys”- a middle-class black family in an upbeat situation. This is how it is in 2009 alright, the richest white 1% support Obama for president and the black evangelical Christians viewed Obama as a sellout or the “antichrist”. +
I’m white…and I got one thing to say to that….WORD!!
Guilty as to Jazz and Blues. Love Alan Lomax documentaries. Loved Cadilac Records. Older guy, usually wear a hat. Don’t like childish pop coming from any ethnic group. All those white and black groups in the late 50s were childish. Ray Charles, not so. Beatles not so much. Other British bands became self-parodies, but Clapton lives on. What did he see in Delta Blues? Jazz and Blues are both complex and authentic.
You know, a lot of people listen to music that they like the sound of that makes them feel good, not some egocentric reason to show off to their friends.
You think music has to be relevant to your life for you to have a “pass” to listen to and enjoy it? Then what do you listen to? What’s relevant to your life? What’s relevant to a jaded hipster blogger that discovered early 90’s hip hop a few years earlier than the rest of the world and thinks he’s above those people that are just getting in to it now?
I know your type, you go to a de la concert “repping since day one” and don’t say “ho” when they say “hey” because it would be uncool.
You’re missing the point.
Guilty as charged. Nina Simone, Mahalia Jackson, Dinah Washingon, Sarah Vaughn.
Mmmmm… frickin sublime!
To your epic missing the point of this website I can only say: Duh!
Stuff white people don’t like: #1 Being gently mocked
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Nah I get it, I like a lot of your posts, this one just pissed me off.
Black evangelical christians?
what tha fuck are you talking about? Name some ‘black evangelical christians’….otherwise, shaddap.
I’m horrified to find this is exactly me.
I’m in love with jazz… AND always thought I was cool because of it.
Because I REALLY listen to it, I feel i can gloat at white dinner parties with authenticity.
OUCH!
Barbra
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I’m white, but I’m from the really DeeP South of the US, and here we share one culture which is merely Southern culture. Southern culture has been influenced by black people greatly — music such as Jazz and Blues, the Food — so I really don’t see it as being a white person on the outside that likes Jazz, you know?
I agree with Dirk, this is a funny blog but music is there for you to listen to for whatever reason you want to. Its for you.
im totally guilty of listening to jazz and telling myself it was relaxing, although i didnt do the wine or scotch thing. damn, im embarrassed.
this is so true! when i play some jeezy or gucci mane, all white people complain and tell me to play some old school shit. shit, white people thinkin they know our music
yeah, im sorry about that. i dont mean that im a person who does that, i just mean im sorry you have to put up with those kinds of white people. next time it happens just laugh at them and tell them how white they are and walk away…they will feel severely embarassed
Truth hurts…..
Cool, BET will go off the air. Many TV networks and cable channels are failing, remember The Nashville Network and Court TV? They’re gone. I guess BET became obsolete. +
OMG, you don’t know sh*t : Jeremiah Wright is a preacher in Obama’s former church, and thousands of Black churches of the Evangelical Christian kind are spread out across the country: esp. the A.M.E. and the urban areas in the north or west coast. Now where did the gospel sound came from? +
We be partyin’ en da’ cottage, yo. we be clubbin’ in our condo in the village, down in the hood the soho’. wite boyz thinka they a nig*gaz’. real black brothas call the wiggaz.+
How about some playing a banjo with your white Scotch clan in your banda group (the Mexican music resembled 1930’s Jazz, like in the film “Zoot suit riot” taking place in L.A. during WWII)? The black people already have enough Jews and Gypsy performers, I heard the Nazis considered Jazz an American “half-Jewish and half-Negro” music, they banned jazz swing music in Germany throughout the war. It’s thought Jewish-American Klezmer music influenced the Jazz scene, as much half the NAACP membership are white (and Jewish). +
Jazz is part-French (les Acadiennes en Nouvelle Orleans), part-Spanish/Latino, part-Italian, part-Jewish, some Gypsy and a whole lot of southern Black-American soul developed in the USA in the early 20th century. Race mixing in music was always around when Duke Ellington, George Gershwin, Louis Armstrong, Bessie Smith, Tito Puente and Desi Arnaz played Jazz or related music to white or mixed audiences.
Huh? You driven through a time warp/space continuum hole on your way to the south? I thought the Clinton/Gingrich administration taken care of that, the South rose again… and then came the recession, the hardest hit states are down south, the rust belt Midwest and the west coast. +
Hell yeah, record companies under mostly white producers have always found ways to introduce “new” music to white audiences to buy records, audio tapes, CD’s, video DVD’s or what white people cherish the most: 8-traks. +
Not bad idea, but the white people had a vote and most hadn’t supported the name change. Native Americans are taking a vote whether to keep the 1960’s title or go back to the un-PC term “Indian”? I rather be an American Indian of Cherokee descent, or the “Au-ni-wy-v-na Tsa-La-Gie. +
Formerly known as Michael with his individually unique signature mark “+” I came up with when bored one day on the internet, figuring out the most way to put “sincerely”. Do white liberals into the arts always want all of us to be differnet, stand out and “do your own thing”? I think not. +
About 12 posts ago, Quincy Jones made a point on black American music was treated more of a “rare, exotic, alien novelty” by the very people who want all of us treat Black Americans as equals no differently or specially apart. That was then (1983) this is now (2009), white teenagers today won’t have the same view on other cultures different from our own. Would this be true in the 1920’s and ’50’s, in a more racially divided time in history than 1983 or today? +
I thought Asians invented the flute, guitar, drum (gong!), rhythm and melody. LoL, music itself is a deeply human way to express emotion, but why is it dominated by racial and ethnic groups in America? Black people sing, Italians sing, Hispanics sing, etc. but whites produce it, sell it and want to show off to fellow whites playing it in their car stereos or home entertainment systems…is what the issue really is. +
#2 of stuff black people like: “We hate whitey, JEWS EVEN MORE, and black wanna-bes called wiggaz like Eminem.”
#33 of stuff black people like: “White girls, are nothin but trouble, stay away from our black men, mamma says.”
and #67: “America. It’s no wonder the back to Africa movement failed. Ain’t no party like the USA party.” +
Sahara, how come a band like Cake played an Argentine tango song 6 years ago? White people love tango, but I’m sure they have no clue Argentina is a white majority nation. They confuse them with Brazil, Cuba, Mexico, Puerto Rico or god knows, the tango is partially from an African dance transplanted to South America by slaves 300 years ago. +
In the first Racial Draft sponsored by Dave Chapelle, the all-black Wu Tang Clan were drafted by the Asian race, in an exchange of Tiger Woods (half-black/half-Thai) to the Black race, he said: “Goodbye fried rice, and hello fried chicken”. +
Meanwhile, WABC 7 news reporter Liz Cho of the Asian race was exchanged to the Jewish race. She’s half-Jewish/half-Korean, but too many news journalists in the Asian race side and too little Jewish people in the telecast news desk. I think it’s “fair” to switch races for her, and go to #11 Asian girls to see what she looks like (youtube clip). +
Katie, you’re a SPAM FOCK. You watching “All in the family” reruns again haven’t ya? “Spicks and Spades” can clean Archie Bunker’s house, the “man” of the house stifles his wife and his male buddies talk about “fruits” or gay men, and how he forbids anyone inviting “Hebes, Poperers or Atheists” in his Christmas family dinner. Katie’s idol. LOL! +
Nice name you got there, grey-bread. I like to order a brown rye (whole wheat) sandwich of diverse hams, cheese & veggies, plus onions or red peppers, and a black NO CREME nice, sweet and strong coffee to go please. Is America like a cafe of many different choices in one of 1000 sandwich shops privately owned & competiting to choose from? Am I white? a conservative? a liberal? or its just me? +
Today’s hip-hop soundtrack rips off 70s/80s disco or dance sounds, which acquired 1950s’/60’s soul & motown hits, descended from 1930s or 40’s swing, goes down further to 1910s & 20s pre-Harlem jazz, and way back to ragtime circa 1890 or 1900 in Nah’Leans. It comes full circle today to see where mainstream African-American music originated from. +
I remember the “come and get me wiki”, “cant sleep clown might eat me” and “I was like :-/, then I LOLD xD”, other memes on wikipedia about 2 to 4 years ago. Don’t worry about being abit behind, they will come back in style.+
Portobello mushroom six dollar burgers are the best while you’re stoned listening to jazz, reggae, hip-hop, motown or rock (any music)…and take off the mushrooms, then try to smoke ’em and see what happens. +
“Tears of a clown” was sang by Smokey Robinson, the man once known for his stage antics of sitting around a pitcher of gold-brown liquid reminiscent of beer, whiskey or cider. That’s actually apple juice, he really doesn’t drink nor smoke and has a strong conservative religious ethic. Any convicted gangsta rapper or doped hip-hop artist like him? NOPE. Smokey Robinson is not a pot reference either. +
Freedomhaters 2009 edition: The 1965 edition wanted to ban or outlaw “jungle music” anything sang or music done by a black person or Hispanic, being of this “tropical sounding”, “primal/non-European” and “freed slave worker song” genre. Since when Africans (in particular, American blacks) and Mexicans/Chicanos (and other Hispanics) are now valued as the right kind of people when it comes to singing or making music? Who knows. +
White people won’t stop listening to Native American music composed of NON-NDN white German guys with techno, new age and garbled, mixed or minced up added inter-tribal African/Australoid/Andean/Tibetan/Siberian-Turkic sounds to indicate a “primal, natural and organic” mixture. The songs are more like Enya, the Corrs or some Irish/Celtic music group made this: I can tell a Welsh ballad from an Igbo or a Mongolian or even my Osage/Cherokee (it’s not hard). +
Baby-boomers were programmed by the GI generation, and every other generation to think a certain “conservative” way about the “evils” of socialism, nearly all the western or developed world are practicing moderate socialism or social democracy to ensure all classes have the right to obtain the mosic basic needs: food or water, clothing, parents/family, housing or shelter, education and medical care. The Baby-boomers only cared about, but some are obsessed about racial equality, tolerance of other races and diversity to be more lax on religious, ethnic and cultural differences, but without much thought on the impact of these things can be on the general society. Same applies for fighting sexism, wanting gender equality and preventing rape, worksite sexual harrassment or social roles for men or women, but failed to completely legalize abortion, birth control devices and economic security for divorced or single mothers. +
And to continue, the biggest political freedoms in America is not only the freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly and “from want”: How come Americans disregard money, but want it more than unrealistically stay young forever? Income inequality is the “crime” of the 21st century, but you still have racism, famine, oppression, ecological destruction and bomb throwing terroristic fanatics in charge of whole countries: Iran, North Korea or Venezuela to name a few. Baby-boomers (such as my parents, Mom from suburban Sou. Cal. and Dad from post-war France) may be sensitive to the issues of war, race relations and cultural change to teach us the “generation X & Y” on war is wrong, racism is wrong, too much greed or conformity is wrong, and the USA destroyed the evil forces of Nazis, Communism & monarchy. Now I guess we need to ensure all Americans have free health care and college education degrees, although the “40-acres and a mule out west”, and “a chicken-in-every pot/car-in-every garage” talk turned out to be talk. +
Portland, Ore. or Maine? You mean Boise, Idaho or Butte, Mont. where you see alot of white people. Barre, Vt. and Fargo, Dakota is whiter than the snowfall they receive. Oddly, my home town Indio/Coachella is 90% Latino and Indian Wells 10 miles west has the highest number of millionaires of any community. Palm Springs/Palm Desert should be the next place to hold a Wu Tang Klan concert, but be it in an Indian tribe-owned casino in Rancho Mirage or Cabazon. Isnt it ironic, don’t you think? +
Gray girls? Why not drive over to Sun City Palm Desert. Home owners must be 55 years old and better for “active adults” with a social life to live in a lily’ white neo-con zone. LoL! Palm Springs has a motto “we’re mostly gay or gray”, though east of there is one big black-brown-all around town “Cat. City” and the “D.H.S.”, where gang wars are a regular local news topic. +
I recall a white Jewish hip-hop 80s’ great Beastie Boys did a song “that Funkey Monkey”, and was very liked among very racially-minded white kids. The same era when songs like “Jungle fever”, “Chinagirl”, “Japanese boy”, “Mexican radio” and “walk like an Egyptian” clogged the radio air waves and aired on MTV, 5 years after it started began to put African-American performers (not on YO! MTV Raps), it was the late great Michael Jackson’s 20-minute music video “Thriller” before he turned into a real scary public figure. +
This is such a funny blog and I love it. LOL
Blacks and Hip Hop mostly deal with what area you are from. The mainstream Hip Hop that is going on now is basically heard it and seen it type of thing. You have to remember once that music hits the mainstream airwaves it has already ran it’s course in the black communities and we are off to listen to someone else that just hit our blocks. Not to say that we forget about it, but more than likely once it hits the mainstream airwaves it’s old news to us.
White people listen to black music? Good. I’m black and just finished an 8 hr. drive..much of which was spent listening to Frank Sinatra and Nelson Riddle’s orch. I’m a musician so my likes are varied I guess.
Kids and parents have their own music genres, this is called the “generation gap”. I won’t be surprised if young blacks and older blacks have theirs. White people have adopted much of the Jazz, Motown, Rock, Disco and Hiphop styles, therefore it’s a music moved out from its’ original source. +
Country music is still around, though seemed to be less prevalent (or is it just not too common in So. Cal.). Heavy metal split apart to become 10 other metal genres, and punk rock lost its’ rebellious nature over time by 1985. One example of an African-American “Hootie”, the lead singer of Hootie and the Blowfish, a 1990’s alternative rock band. Alternative rock is still stereotyped as mostly white, he’s not like a “token” like Eminem or god forbid, Vanilla Ice? Slash and Lenny Kravitz are African-Americans in the world of hard rock, so their contributions to rock will be noted. +
Don’t you guys get his point. He is basically laughing at the fact that most white people ridicule these genres when they were popular among black people. Then as soon as black people stopped doing it it became widely acceptable i.e Rock-Elvis and Beatles, Jazz- God knows who, Techno, Rap- Vanilla Ice and Eminem e.t.c. It kinda ironic tho. Sadly I might add Latino dont sell millions due to their skin colour i.e Big Pun who is 234567890028390020 million times better than Vanilla Ice and still couldnt sell 10 million copies like Ice Ice baby did.
The reason Big Pun didn’t sell as many records as Vanilla Ice has nothing to do with being Latino, Vanilla Ice was created by marketing geniuses that devote their lives to understanding how the consumer mind works, and know how to sucker people by the millions. Big Pun just made good Hip Hop.
Also black people didn’t stop making rap when Vanilla Ice got famous, didn’t Ice Ice Baby come out in like 1990?
I always thought Vanilla Ice was white! That’s the reason of his “colorful” nickname. Big Pun passed as black in the eyes of a very racially charged music business. The second biggest influence of rap music was Latinos, notably in the Bronx or “spanish” Harlem, and East L.A. or Watts where it is now more Hispanic than non-Hispanic Afro-American.+
Wow, I just realized, I a Black person, who’s living a white lie….
Theres no shame in White people taking over jazz, but there is shame in what he described. Some rich guy putting it on an expensive stereo and then bragging about it. You gotta live jazz to be a jazz fan. I’m a jazz musician myself and it sickens us to think about what people may be doing to our music but then again, a guys gotta eat!
I suppose your argument would apply to black people who straighten their hair because they think they know how to wear our style. BTW, I am not white.
u know what this article is so true. i know at least 10 different white people who claim they listen strictly to the “old school” rap or that they love jazz. to the person above i’m pretty sure u r white b/c u r defending white people “taking over” jazz. i bet u r a white person who tells everyone “yeah i love jazz, i’m a musicia, i’m so interesting” and u probably dont want to be mainstream so u do jazz
i meant the person below as in the commenter “am i white?”
Ken Burn learned everything in that film from Wynton Marsalis and Stanley Crouch, both of whom are nasty people, are completely full of shit and have done much to destroy jazz.
A white jazz musician, what, no opening in a blues band?
Yeah and the same argument can be given to white people who get butt implants and botox rite lol.
Yeah but what about Eminem. Big Pun is better than Eminem. Eminem didnt have genius marketers So how did Eminem sell more?
Funny but Jazz is so much more to alot of white people. Awesome site though!
To uh huh, I listened to the entire song “Kung fu fighting” and got more cultured on 1970’s soul music, and let’s talk about it here (sorry about what occured on #11 Asian girls). Too bad it’s not a trend yet for white people to date black people in the same “I got to, so my people think I’m not racist” attitude. +
P.S. “cultured” is what white people use, how about saying “educated”? Mainstream music was partially from African-American music genres, I can’t tell the difference listening to music: quick, what race is Justin Timberlake? +
In the white South African population, Afrikaans-speakers outnumber English 3 to 1. The dual ethnonational white minority were bitter rivals in the 19th century during the Boer wars and the “trek” of Boers or Afrikaaners eastward from the Western Cape to the Transvaal, Natal and Orange free states. The Nationalist party when they ruled South Africa withdrew from the British commonwealth in 1961 after demands by the British to ease its’ Apartheid policy.+
For white people listening to rap doesn’t make them really “cultured”, I thought the term applied for nerdy white boys picking up on Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchiavasosky (can’t spell his name) or god knows, Arthur Fiedler and Lawrence Welk from good ol’ Mid-Americana. +
Thanks a bunch, bamawhitegirl. Hip-hop afficiandos half your age will love you (LoL, but that’s an accompliment). What are you? A kind of person who loves good music.
I have a friend who’s Hispanic, introduced me to Reggaeton about 5 years ago telling me “this is what my people listen to”. Reggaeton is a combo of (Afro-) Caribbean, Hispanic, American and “global” techno sounds: To mix reggae, cumbia, salsa, tropical, merengae and hip-hop together.
Now the lily white recording executives sale reggaeton music by the tons, and I’m thinking “what’s the new kind of music” in Puerto Rico, Mexico and Latin America in 2009? +
“Stuff White People Like” = getting into serious discussions about the newest post on “Stuff White People Like”.
Today, mainstream american music is neither black, white or otherwise. In my opinion, it’s just plain ole reprocessed, watered down, studio enhanced cotton candy quasi-music.
The vocalists (I won’t call them singers because almost all of them have reverb enhanced voices) are interchangeable and throwaways. The music producers of today are no longer producers of music, but producers of a product. The reason the product is being bought is because if you play a bad song long enough on all the stations, you can convince people that their initial reaction was wrong…why? well would a radio station play a ‘bad’ song over and over?
Give the public enough junk for a while, and eventually they will accept the junk as the standard for quality.
This is the status of mainstream music today. This is just my opinion, of course.
I prefer old school
-hip hop (nas, jay-z, roots, scarface)
– soul (sade, anita baker, curtis mayfield)
yada yada yada…
I dont think it is that we dont listen to the old school stuff anymore, its that many white people will broadcast it to the world that they listen to Miles and just started because its that is supposedly what richer more cultured white people do.
i’m black and i like metal–well Japanese pop-metal–but close enough. rock is defiantly my default genre though.
So funny! If I have to see White people jumping around and singing Celebration by Kool & The Gang one more time… Please just let it die!!!
Whiteness is more than identity, it’s a state of mind. Any more psuedo-intellectual rants, I may get banned on SWPL (hee hee, the more the merrier). Booker T. Washington, W.E.B. Dubois and George Washington Carver wrote about the dual sense of identity: “both to be black and American”, the “American Negro, had two souls” and “no race in the history of the world was moved from primal stage to the advanced civilization so quickly over generations not ages”. +
Kool and the Gang, the Pointer Sisters, Eddie Money, Paula Abdul and Earth, wind & fire is more popular among…not blacks, but Chicanos than white people (LoL, I’m telling you the truth). What’s with Hispanics or Latinos’ choice of 70s or 80s soul anyway? Get back playing 1950s or 60s “folk-ethnic novelty” rock, Roy Orbison to them is just as hip as Ritchie Valens, the “La Bamba” man. +
Thanks for your opinion on the worst trend in music is on the terrestrial radio. The white people in NY City or LA county are like “it’s 5 light years away in Iowa, 10 in Oklahoma and 20 in Utah” by examining the local radio (do they ever drive to those states?). The type of music on the Hispanic genre stations are either Conjunto (polka-like), the “circus music”, Chicano/Tejano rock or 1910’s era jazz (how it sounds), but trendy white folk don’t touch it…yet. I began to sense black people don’t have their own music anymore, thanks to integration and “Hairspray” the movie shown the heroic white teen girls (where’s the black people?) tearing down the wall of Jim Crow circa 1964 .+
The real BLACK metal: “Welcome to the jungle…” should be like the band title, to get back on the White racists’ typical slur of African-Americans play “jungle music”. The song title was from lily white Axl Rose of Guns & Roses. LOL! +
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth? LOL. The truth is the white people who got into rap, hip-hop, reggae or any music of perceived AA/Black-American origin…are the ones who dispised it the most. In the early 90s, rap was picked up by rebellious white kids when gangsta rap was in and the songs described life in the ghetto full of violence, poverty, drugs and racist white cops. The politically charged messages of the gangsta kind may brought sympathy…or is it those white kids’ racist views of blacks in the inner city are enforced? “Hey, they sing about drinking malt liquor, dropping out of school, call each other the n-word, and talk about nasty hos or women”. +
Funny but fix the typos please.
“because white people are work tirelessly to keep it alive. ”
“Blue and Jazz music…”
You made a point J.J., or what Hispanic/Latino people like: Art Laboe on the oldies radio representin’ Cali (fas),” I got a request from Franky Hernandez from El Monte shoutin out to his chica Maria Perez Gonzales. Also to his home boys in the 818. You’re listening to La raza FM 97.9, the city’s only bilingual Chicano power-brown pride station”. OMG, that’s part of living in Cali. where black people have competition, just like the Jewish trio the Beastie Boys back east in like Boston or Philly (forgot which). White boys can rap. +
Black kids playing piano? What’s next, they play ice hockey. Sheesh, enough racial stereotypes already, you tearing us apart. In piano classes down here, most of the students are (sorry to tell it like it is) Asian. The local high schools have more black than white kids in the football, softball and basketball teams, as well the majority in track and field. +
I heard of them, my parents listened to K-earth and local KDES oldies all the time, or new 1980’s music with tapes of Reba, the Judds and Patsy Cline on long road trips. “Sitting on the dock of the bay” was Otis Redding, right? He was in Oakland or San Francisco, a hot bed of transplanted soul in the west coast. Jimi Hendrix was a legendary rock star out of Seattle who’s Black and Cherokee (from his mother), but we associate 1960s era rock with mostly white people. +
Justin Timerlake is a white motha fucka……and who gives a damm. You cant blame a few people for who is or isnt “racially or politically” correct. Quit trying to steryotype every white person out there. Makin all us folks look bad. Just how you blame one person for not saying “educated” and blame it on a whole god damm race. Your ignorant and extermely dumb when it comes to music culture….so shut that mouth before you get too ahead of yourself…..I dont wanna hear it. Like talking to a damm wall.
I think this one is funny because you are half right but some white people like older hip hop because thats what we grew up listening to and I don’t like the shit that comes out now because I hate all that autotuned bullshit.
To become a hip-hop artist is to take a class on “jive talk”, dressing like they came out of the ghetto and dance moves to look like they are “fo real, we got game, the vibe, ‘aight”. Sometimes to watch a hip-hop vid. on MTV or BET is “good” entertainment and may get laughed at, not with. +
Personally, I only listen to “world hip-hop”. Especially British hip-hop…made by authentic post-colonial subjects. Oh, and K’Naan because his stuff is real, dig.
First of all, your definition of Jazz is lame. Charlie Parker is not real Jazz. Charlie Parker is Bebop crap. If you want to talk about real Jazz, you should discuss Jelly Roll Morton, early Louis Armstrong, Johnny Dodds, Jimmie Noone and others.
I do not wear a Fedora and don’t even know what one is.
Lastly, Blues is not just about painful experiences in America. You have obviously never thought critically about Blues and realized that it was a popular form of music amongst blacks. While there are certain songs which definitely reflect painful experiences, there are just as many party-oriented songs by artists like Tampa Red and Memphis Minnie.
Finally, old black people don’t know anything about real Blues or real Jazz. Old black people were born in the 1930s, and grew up on electric Chicago Blues, or, more likely, Soul music, which is good in its own right but is not Blues.
Whitest. Comment. Ever
@ yeah uh huh,
You obviously have no idea what hip hop even is.
You didn’t even attempt to make a point in a proper, grammatical fashion. Do you even know anything about Blues or Jazz? You’re just another stupid sheep.
Honestly, I grown up listening to rap, hip-hop, R&B and other music “black people don’t listen to”, the rants of an idiotic white guy with no taste in music or disrespect to cultures unlike his. Most of the songs are about partying, having fun and artistic expression, though I find some music vids. talk about drugs, sexual stuff or urban blight. +
Of course I do, you’re starting to get into the trolling realm when you posted that to me. In recent years, the Hip-hop industry was divided over the talent of Soulja Boy between the “new and fresh” versus the “god awful terible or cheap”, the industry is 30 years old and has changed alot. I’m not trying to cause any racial tension on here, but the blog seems to invite responses like that. I don’t like racism for moral reasons like to judge someone based on the skin color, not their personality or character…and oh yea, I’m so white saying that or I’m playing “MLK Jr. is right” gag. +
even whiter. the posts say white people love grammar, knowing about things others don’t and feeling unique. Note that your sentences indicate these loves in sequence.
that’s ignorant as hell. James brown has been sampled in over 1500 songs. Kraftwerk probably in like 5 songs.
I nearly busted a lung laughing at this. The only thing funnier than the reply is the reply to the reply. Daniel, dude, you sound like a dungeon master arguing who would win in a red dragons vs ice dragons match-up. What’s the point of being a pointdexter on the internet? No one gives a crap about your lame hair-splitting.
I always wondered why white people act like anyone else’s tastes, trends and styles are 6 to 10 years behind they! I’m like 2 or 3 years behind within 2 hours driving time from L.A. and I’m lower-middle-class, thus we head out for bargains whenever the uberpricey stuff “everyone” gets is put on sale. Black Eyed Peas is the rage, so are the Playstation 2 consules and the Crocs shoes everyone loves. +
I got what the blog is about: a few wealthy white guys are into rap and hip-hop, then the replies flood the pages state most black and white people alike aren’t strictly into “black” music…and last thing, I believe the mass presence of rap, hip-hop and psuedo-soul music marketed to young white consumers gave them the wrong impression of African-Americans “This is how they do it…and we be livin’ “. +
hahahahahaha! This is ME!!! Totally, man! How embarrassing! Not to mention the fool I make of myself bobbin’ my head in the car to blues or James Brown! But the music IS great – and there are lots of “older” black people, too, who love all that old stuff. I remember “discovering” Miles’ Kind of Blue when it was already 6 years old – then when his next album came out, “Miles Smiles,” I was SO disappointed to learn that Coltrane and Cannonball weren’t with him any more! It took me about 5 years to get used to Bitches Brew! I might not be ready yet, I have to think about that….
To quote Public Enemy…oh hold on [touch fake earpiece] I’m being told quoting Public Enemy completely supports the validity of this site. The stuff on here really is gold dude. I like to scan through to get inspiration for my posts at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com so thanks for the humor!
White people are not the only ones who use good grammar. We (black people) do it too. Of course white people don’t listen to new school rap. They listen to rock,punk rock, country,pop, and all that other crap. Because they do not have good taste in music. Which is why for years we have thought that they can not dance and that they do not have any rythm. And we always will and nothing is going to change our minds. P.S: Do not think that the reason why I posted this is because I am a racist. Because I am not. Because some of my friends are white.
Yet another great post.
If you guys out there are looking for another humor site to read, check out http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com. It’s similar to the Onion.
Yes, You are a racist. This was completely asinine to say. I’m white, I can dance. I’m white, I listen to “New School Rap”. They do not have good taste in Music was just a blatantly racist thing to say, Also, Generally speaking for your entire race is just stupid, I know plenty of black people who are not as ignorant as you. I do believe you posted this because you are a racist. Now for me to say you should be lynched would be racist though. “Some of my friends are white”. You should be ashamed.
I love the insight you have, but I suggest you should change it to “some” or “most” white people. Come to think of it, it could be better defined by “rich white people” or “Yuppie white people”
I really love blues and bluegrass. Acoustic Delta Blues and Old-time Bluegrass both just strike a chord in my soul that nothing else can touch. I love classical music (Bach) and Gospel, too.
I just really don’t care for most of the singers today, whatever their color, mostly because I can’t understand the lyrics . . . drives me nuts trying.
Hey, im the real thug killa and gangsta and I was raised in great state of nebraska. word to all the gs in the hood. But come on now, great post and how its oh so true, im a great example. Stay fresh cool breeze.
I think Daniel is posting in an ironical manner. Too spot-on to be as lacking in self-awareness as it sounds. But it is funny.
Stop spamming. I read your blog, and it isn’t funny.
People are really getting angry about some of this stuff, lol. Y’all do realize that this site is facetious, right?
OMG, I’m really out of the white and black mainstream. I still get off on Bach.
New music was always controversial. In the 50s, Elvis was seen as a “black redneck” or a “white guy sounding negro” to most radio stations won’t play his records. What Elvis did is combined Southern white and black music together to created a new rock genre when race relations was bitter at the time. I won’t be surprised if white hip-hop fans admire the sound, rhythm and unique nature of hip -hop in the same way, thus hip-hop is more of a combination of races and cultures in America and the world. +
I think that your off on the old school. Old school is grand master flash… not De La Soul you dated yourself. And your blog speaks to how your pwned .
Ah, yes…a seasonal variation would involve a summer afternoon breeze, an ipod playing Django Reinhardt, a hammock, a Long island Ice Tea, an F. Scott Fitzgerald short story collection, a fly swatter and a contented, smiling white person slowly ascending to heaven.
Soulja Boy…YOU….really sucks….YOU…don’t know how to sing…aaaahhhh YOU! He’s a notable new school rap star, but not many rap fans admire. I seem to lost touch with the rap scene over the years, not cuz I’m getting to near 30…the 30-somethings prefer rap we grew up with or listening to. Anyone up for Snoop Dogg? Kanye West? +
i think reggee is in this category as well.
I think spelling “reggae” correctly would give your comment more influence.
Great work on the site, it’s all so true and I love it!
I saw NWA in 1988. I like Lil’ Mama. You are wrong.
I think black people listen to reggae now, but they definitely didn’t back in the 1970s and 80s when I started listening to it. So I gue4ss in that instance it’s “listening to black music black people don’t listen to *yet.*”
you are obviously not a person of color, are you mort goldman?
So how do you know what black people were listening to back in the 70s and 80s? If black people created reggae, you would think that black people would be listening to what they created, right?
What ever could you mean??? Mort Goldman is up there with Tyrone Washington and Juice Jackson as the top three blackest names of all time!
Seriously, you won’t believe what I stepped onto today on Youtube. Yeah, R. Kelly and Tyrese, two black people sing about your typical “life in the ghetto” relationships. +
I get off on Kanye West and Estelle on “American boy”. Really like it, a mixture of three kinds of black American music: ’40s bebop, ’70s disco and today’s techno hip-hop. +
I can’t really argue with that one…
How about 2 Live Crew
Ice T
Snoop
LGBNAF
Jim Braski
Chilly Chill
LL Cool J
That sume old school, chow main my man. Put me a you tube clip of hip hop frum back in the day. It was all comin down. Play me that funky music, white boy. play the funky music…right. Get down and boogie, and play that funky music…tonight.+
I was hoping this one would be about James Brown, P-Funk and Bootsy…
This is pretty bad. You do realize that a huge fraction of “new-school” rap records are bought by white people, right? (As in ~50%) Also, do you black people just not listen to rock, and other “crap”? You’re being racist toward your own race, and white people.
hmmmmm………Ohhh Kay…
i like to drink cat urine!
I think one of the article should be on how White people like black artists who clearly didnt like them i.e Tupac, Bob Marley, Alicia Keys, Lauryn Hill e.t.c They usually dismiss this by saying “but some of them are mixed”. Malcolm X was mixed incase yall didnt know. So was Du Bois and so am I. That doesn’t stop me from disliking white people to some extent.
Well if you knew anything about the reggae movement then you could figure that blacks from america had nothing to do with the movement. It was created as a way to speak out against the govt, that later evolved into what we have to day. Its sterotyping like that which has created this bull racial divide, by saying blacks created this and whites created this. It has nothing to do with that. A PERSON created that and skin color is nothing more then pigment variation.
Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
don’t forget about “black sheep”.
that would make you a racist…congrats, bigot
o yes so true!! totally just started going through an old school hip hop phase. GZA, Methodman, Ghostface Killah, RZA, and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan are amazing. and then of course there’s MF Doom who’s completely badass. but my new favorite hip hop group is Pharcyde! can’t get enough of them!
(scratchs off “black”) The point is the music on the vid. is good, really really really, good! Without black people, how would the whites with money get their Jazz, Bebop, swing, r&B, rock n roll, soul, motown, hip-hop and rap? The world has all sorts of music, the issue isn’t what color the person made it or sings it…but this is all about multi-culti diversity in types of music the world has to offer. +
uhhmmm.. if you’re so against stereotypes, why are you on “thingsWHITEPEOPLElike.com”? seems.. idk, stereotypcial? btw, nice grammar.
eh, stuff white people like. didnt even read the url when someone sent it to me, oh well! comment still stands.
i too am mixed, killer, and i think its funny some white people like black artists who dont like white people, but i think that’s what makes them more likeable. i think your last statement was a little racist, but i think it was misread. i understand where you’re coming from, i too can be annoyed by sterotypical white people. but i also dislike stereotypical hispanics, blacks, asians, christians buddhists, JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY who’s living by a classification. for example. white people who act like white people because they’re white people. you can replace the world “white” with any other human characteristic. like religious, or black, or funny or short or blonde. so even though im half white, i am annoyed by SOME whites, and to add to this list, everyone else in the world.
Hip-hop is true for the US, in the UK white people are into old-school reggie while the most advanced are into old-school dub.
If you’re honest with yourself, Elvis didn’t really “combine” anything. He was just a white guy with good hair doing rock music, which only black people had done before. Calling him a musical innovator is like calling Vanilla Ice an innovator for doing hip hop despite being white.
Please, white people flock and grind to Lil’ Wayne, 50 cent, and TI. I do go to an “Old” school (Dartmouth to be exact) and come from an urban background and have been to numerous majority white frats where no one has ever heard of Mos Def or the like (or socially conscious rap). They listen to commercial rap (no matter how much they deny it).
I think you’re giving a little too much credit in this post (no offense).
White people love to dance (or more like dry hump sans rhythm) and you will find nothing more able to power their loafers than “Lollipop”, “It’s getting hot in here”, or “Whatever You Like”.
Sorry, but the old hip-hop you write about here isn’t the same as self conscious hip-hop that is listened to on the streets.
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this be jus like the wite man they always be taking are shit dawgg
put alil love in your hert
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Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
😉
Demand for hair care products and products for curly haired women is rising significantly.
Damn…are black women stealing white women’s style?
Hi hi hi…
the truth is, black music is in a crisis at the moment.
They don’t have innovative ideas anymore.
The last was Timbaland with his off-beats..but after him nothing new came anymore.
Now guitar music is on top again.
yo yeah..you have good taste.
This is the rason why no young black people listen to Blues and gospel anymore.
Whatever, he refers to mainstream music artists who are of black American heritage. If he added Seal, Usher, Beyonce, Anita Baker, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston and Queen Latifah, what does it make him? +
someone sent it to me and i thought it would be cause for some mindless humor but as it turns out people take mindless humor and have to fight about it, its human nature
Truth us ALL music is pretty much stagnant these days, and “guitar music” is the biggest offender. Music on the radio is garbage, you gotta look to street CD vendors and small clubs to even have a chance at finding something both different and interesting, this goes for rap more than anything in my opinion.
And yes this is coming from a metalhead who despises rap.
First off, “Black Music”??
I wish you COULD tell me what that was, i would like to hear you name the only songs you can think of just so i can contradict your dumb ass.
As far as rap and hip hop repeating itself, that’s the only point you make. Thats it. Sell your computer.
Reggie huh?
Spell check, much?
Black music is a term no white person speaks of, may well go back to just calling it “noise”. Rap and hip-hop can be embarrassing to the African-American community, just ask Bill Cosby and Gladys Knight both oppose the genre.+
I just figured this out months after first reading it. White People like this for the same reason American snobs at least used to be anglophilic. The point is it’s old. The snob used to be saying ‘My family were rich and powerful back when Britain was which is how we picked up these tastes and habits’. These people, new snobs, are saying ‘I was cool even as a kid growing up in name-the-decade so I’m up on the black music of the period’. As Lander describes perfectly, it’s all about impressing/one-upping other White People.
White music is a term that no black person speaks of, may well go back to just calling it “noise”. Grunge and Rock can be embarrassing to the White American community, just ask ANY white person who loves ‘Black’ music…they oppose the genres.+
your an idiot and a racist. I’m black a new school rap sucks ass all the stupid lil Wayne’s and soulgia boy’s shouldn’t even be considered rappers. Real Mc’s are hip hop they voice about politics and the struggle and pride of being black that is what “Real” Hip Hop is. I listen to many different genres of music it doesn’t make me less black. You sound rasict anyone who says oh “my best friends are black or my best friends are white” are somewhat racist. yOU DON’T HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC…..I FEEL SORRY FOR U HUN!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
if you believe that then you know nothing about music. Black people invented and still love jazz and motown. I’m a young black person and i love 60’s music and jazz and blues influenced music. So don’t assume that just because some black people listen to the mainstream crap doesn’t mean all black people have forgotten about true music. It will never move out from its original source.
Well Mr. Greybeard……I have u know, that curly hair is natural among minority groups. Black and Hispanic mostly. In order for a white woman to have curly hair she must put a chemical in it called a perm. If her curls are natural, you can pretty much guarantee that somewhere down the line of her geneaology, there was some mixing of some races. Black women who have straight hair either have it because they have straightened it with heat or chemical.
I am a black woman and I have natural hair. It’s very curly and I have numerous white women come up to me and say how much they wish that their flat, dead, straight hair could look like mine. I believe it is very obvious that white women go out of their way to look like black women. Getting perms for curly hair, getting tans for darker skin, putting poisons and plastics in their body for bigger breasts and plumper lips, and of course the nightly routines of applying age defying creams. We all know black people age beautifully and gracefully without need of store bought creams or doctor’s botox appointments.
So Mr. Greybeard, whoever you may be, is it really black women stealing white women’s style? Or is that white women have been trying for years to achieve the effortless natural beauty of black women? The answer is evident throughout history. I’m not sure if you have ever heard of Hottentot Venus, if not, let me educate you and others very quickly. Hottentot Venus was a young African girl brought to Europe in the early 1800s. She was put on display wearing nothing more than a loincloth. White women and men alike, poked at her ass and curves and wondered if they were real. They marveled at her body. They gawked in disbelief at her natural essence and have been trying for almost 2 centuries to achieve that same natural beauty. I was born with curves, breasts, curly hair, plump lips, and melanin in my skin. What white women pay for, I have for free. So I ask you again, Who is biting who’s style?
Anglophilia made a comeback, you can’t miss a few on the net boosting their high sense of education or being cultured about stuff, mainly what came out of Britain. To like the dry humor of the Monty Python show, getting your news from the BBC, to read Agatha Christie murder mystery novels and owning a 1980’s Brit-pop CD “West-town girls”…are common once again in a disenchanted superpower have an inner feeling “We Americans shouldn’t broke off from them”. +
A haute classe, academia nostalagia, white people moment. Pet Shop boys “West end girls” is a poetic tribute to huge class disparity in London, though it speaks truely for many urban areas from post-1990 Berlin to Paris, Manhattan to L.A., the “poor East-rich west” phenomenon in Europe and North America. Enjoy responsibily. +
NaturalBeauty, I agree with most of what you said except there are many white people born with very curly hair. Two groups (or one, really) that immediately spring to mind are the Scots and the Irish. (I consider them to be one group because of their common ancestry and no doubt the common root of their curly locks.)
While not all of them have natural curls, many are born with curls ranging from large to tiny – and their skin is so white ya gotta wear shades!
But there are two aspects of so-called ‘Black Women’s Style’ that I wholeheartedly resent:
1. It is more than acceptable for a black woman to wear a wig. In fact she can own and wear more than one (tho not all at the same time). White women are ridiculed if they wear a wig – unless they are performing in a Las Vegas show or a movie.
2. Any Black woman, from pretty to homely, can wear her hair super short and pull off looking like an African queen. Unless a White woman is very pretty, extremely short hair just makes her look butch – even when she’s not.
Okay, so maybe it’s jealousy and not resentment. Maybe it’s both.
I’m back…and thanks for sharing your POV. Black, white, yellow, brown, red or what have you, music is colorless and transparent. You can’t see it, but you can hear it. +
Robert Miles- Children made in 1995 is a non-vocal techno hit with multiple beliefs why he made the song: Either it’s about the victims of the Holocaust or the recent Bosnia war, and about the future of the world particularly in Europe at the time the European Union (EU) began to unite all the European nations with a long bloody, hateful history. +
I agree with you MmeVautour. I should have made myself more clear as far as mixing races. When I said that, I of course included minorities but also other ethnicities such as Scots and Irish who have curly hair. I know of many white people who have curly hair and say it’s because their father is part Scot or their mother is part Irish.
And as far as this whole topic goes, I’m very much an advocate of female empowerment and acceptance of themselves. No matter race, ethnicity, size, sexual orientation, or any matter. I wish we could all just love who we are naturally and not try to fit into any societal standards of beauty. Pale Irish women should love their skin just as much as dark Africans and vice versa. I think appreciating the diverse looks of different women of different cultures without thinking that one is superior to the other is goal that we should strive for.
I think the real question we should explore beyond this article is “what is white music and black music”. In reality, the stuff some people of other races may classify “black music” is not actually what all black people listen. So called “black music” has categories as well and you would not know that unless you seek/take that musical journey. I definitely wouldn’t call what you hear on the radio “black music”…you actually only hear pop music in different genres of music (my opinion). Most black people listen to all sorts of music and know about most of the big named stars (within black music especially) before they make it “big”. The same I am sure applies to “white music”. I personally think the music labeling terms are absurd considering that I think musical taste are regional, if you come from the south like me I tend to not mind country music and in some way can relate to it
and on the other hand because of my ethnicity I can relate to the international sound and love world music. Bottom line “music is universal not white, black, old, or new.
I think the real question we should explore beyond this article is “what is white music and black music”. In reality, the stuff some people of other races may classify “black music” is not actually what all black people listen. So called “black music” has categories as well and you would not know that unless you seek/take that musical journey. I definitely wouldn’t call what you hear on the radio “black music”…you actually only hear pop music in different genres of music (my opinion). Most black people listen to all sorts of music and know about most of the big named stars (within black music especially) before they make it “big”. The same I am sure applies to “white music”. I personally think the music labeling terms are absurd considering that I think musical taste are regional, if you come from the south like me I tend to not mind country music and in some way can relate to it
and on the other hand because of my ethnicity I can relate to the international sound and love world music. Bottom line “music is universal not white, black, old, or new.
Im going to go throw my cameron album on, or should i rather wait a few years..
I guess the thing that depresses me most is the thought that music can be either white or black. Its a shame that we’re still stuck on that. Of course, most historians agree that it takes at least 100 years to effect social change. That figure seems to sit pretty well with the slow progress we’ve been making here in America. Its understandable really, no other culture historically has had a racial monoculture in slavery. Egyptians and Romans were equal opportunity slave traders. Then add almost 100 years of segregation and you still need 100 more years to iron out those injustices.
Of course we might never have complete social harmony. I mean, if we look at Serbia and Herzegovina you see Serbs and Croats who have been tossing racial slurs and hand grenades for more than a 1000 years. Yet an outsider might say, “Why do they hate each other, they’re both white?”
Being a white man who has dated some beautiful black women I like to think I’m progressive, but I know I’m wrong. I don’t know if I’ll truly “understand” the black perspective. I think that’s the trouble though, people saying “You don’t understand”. Well, I don’t have to understand to be accepting. I’m happy to be friends with people who are different than I am. Further, I doubt even my close friends who are black will ever “understand” the white perspective, and I don’t care if they do, as long as they are my friends.
This whole thing is upsetting. I think I’ll go pour myself a glass of Shiraz and listen to Jazz …
Since when do black people not listen to Jazz or the Blues anymore? You missed the mark on this one. Try Rap music. I see more white people running around trying to look like black rappers and talking slang that went out of “style” with black people years ago. You are off the mark with this one.
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The apex of jazz music back in the ’20s was in Harlem, where it was the epicenter of black American culture: home to a large educated urban upper-middle class. Then came the “Great Migration”, when transplanted poor blacks from the rural south made Harlem their home. Some wealthy blacks commented on most of the newcomers aren’t educated and shown some discorn on their kindred. +
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you totally forgot to mention reggae. What’s going on in Southern California with the Sublimes (now dead), Expendables, Slightly Stoopids, Rebelutions, Tomorrows Bad Seeds, and other bands is just ridiculous. I don’t want to hear that good relaxing SoCo reggae. I want to listen to country music all day.
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#130 might be (then I doubt it)
“white people like Latin music that Hispanics listen to”.
In the last 15 years, more and more Hispanic/Latino music stars appeared in the mainstream to have Anglo, African, Asian and other fans, that is to crossover to the wider world of music, not limited to “ethnic” or “Spanish” music.
A 10-minute clip of Tejano music and Mexican-Americans, how the music developed in San Antonio and south Texas. The region was predominantly Hispanic even after the war for Texas independence (1836) and US annexation (1845).
Who the fuck knows what don’t listen to anymore. Not a good post. This is what white folks like. Remember?
HAHAHAHA I found this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com and it’s defiantly just as funny!
This is more of a “burn”, or should I saw “snap?!”
I mean saY
This is great you are all very great indeed you spread what
i create its the food that i eat, its what feeds the ones that are truely free yeah god free like me im so glad you cant see we live above god green is the only color our eyes can see , because we taught the sheep you see black and you see white there is no green in any of your sights. just keep up the fight .the green sets us free to live without color how can you be so blind as you feed on each other . ha ha we taught you to see hate for each other .we are gods you hate the wrong brother we live free because we have no color yeah we live free paid by the hate we taught you sheep to see there is no need for freedom for those who cant see you hate each other wakeup your enemy is without color you should hate me because black and white are both colors your so blind im the one who is different because im not like yall i live without color
So are you saying that Black people are too stupid to listen to Coltrane, Davis, MARSALIS, etc or New Orleans people in general?
Let me skip to the point: you comment is bullshit.
jokes on the jazz and blues. however, old school hip hop IS timeless!
The only fair criticism against white people is having the wrong motivation to listen to Jazz or Hip-Hop. The one thing the article doesn’t do and what causes confusion is that the quality of music isn’t specified. What if the music white people are listening to is actually good?
What if it is that just as many white people listen to bad rap as black people do? People regardless of race flock to the bad mainstream musics of their respective cultures and plenty of examples of crossover listeners.
The portrayal of a white person going off about “real hip-hop” is accurate, but the statement about black people enjoying commercial rap is just plain bullshit because it makes a statement about the quality of commercial rap vs. “real” rap that is disingenuous.
And if you must know I’m not considered white by any white person and I’m not black by any stretch of the imagination. I predominantly listen to good hip-hop regardless of what time period its from and I find the labels of “commercial”, “real”, and “underground” dangerous and nebulous.
Now for the token “you’re a racist” or “you’re white” response.
What race are you if you enjoy listening to Lena Horne’s hit “stormy weather?” She’s black and identify herself an African-American, but to go deeper into her family history, Lena Horne is of Caucasian and Native American ancestry. Her photos seem to remind me of an east Indian, Italian or Puerto Rican, other darker-skinned ethnic groups. Lena Horne is black, been called black and was involved in civil rights for black people in the 1940’s and ’50s.
That’s very interesting Michael Deeeeznutsinurmouth, but the only horn your interested in is hanging in my pants. Your ready to blow on it beeeotch.
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I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about because I’m a confused asshole.
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Hey Michael D.? you might want to look at the other 127 sites with your worthless name on them…
We now know who you are autism boy….LOL.+
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i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr.
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Whte pwr
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You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!
What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?
Same bigoted shit, different groups.
Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
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hey guys question.
what exactly does the term ‘white people’ entail?
Is it mainly americans living in america? or are there other countries as well?
You completely forgot about funk. Stevie Wonder is one of my absolute favorites, i’m white. Not to mention Wild Cherry. But also, i play bass (well) i can’t stand most “white people music.” I’ve got groove and i’m white. I think white people are stereotyped just as much as black people are. Not all black people like rap. Not all white people like nickel back. I hate them with a passion. they suck ass. Give me stevie all day
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chunky, we have so much in common! Let me be your white bread and you can stick your man meat in my buns anytime….
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Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
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I am a 24-year-old WHITE male (I make Toby Keith look like Malcom X). I have played and studied jazz from a young age, and I do not own a television. Yes, I listen to jazz, blues, classic r&b, motown, as well as newer hip-hop, all the commercial stuff, etc. I also enjoy rock, folk, classical…you name it. How can this be explained?
could it be that….you’re a 24 year-old WHITE male?
DUH.
What’s your name little girl, what’s your name?
Alex???!!
This would seem to directly contradict the point of this blog.
That TOTALLY went over your head…SNAP!!
(…And I’m a 55yo white male)
im black and I’ll be the first to say commercialized hip-hop sucks, if any thing its the other way around…on the bloomington IU campus anyway
and I’m a 24yo white guy, so what’s your point?…*CLICK!!*
LOL! Yep, so true. From Clapton & co. in the 60’s, through backpackers, to the “neo-soul” singers like Joss Stone. I’m firmly convinced that blacks must be disgusted w/us, especially when we start to lift/incorporate their music, and so must come up w/ a new genre. I got heavily into soul & deep funk about 10 yrs back (way before you fuckers!..ha..ha.. Oops! That’s me pointing out my musical “eclectisim”) & thought it was the greatest stuff on earth. My mom said “why are you listening to that ‘garboon’ music. That must have been the bad white word for black funk back in her day…dunno. I said “hey it’s good music.” She said she thought it was stupid BACK THEN. It was more popular for whites to be into hard rock, or granola & berkenstocks Mellow-gold at the time. That means that my kids will probably be listening to Seal or Boys II men, (and forming hybrid bands influenced by them) when they grow up. LOL! Actually BIIM were the shit (most white ppl-including me-liked them when i was younger. R & B nowadays is just recycled shit..no new concepts. As far as rap goes..I’d say there’s an equal number of blacks & whites (especially if you’re over the age of 28) who DESPISE the pop-crap.
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
HAHA! So true. Love the tongue-in-cheek. 😉
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Is it because white people appreciate different cultures not like our own? Let’s explore the world of music not out of the Caucasian/western tradition. (doo-doo-doo) Can’t you take me to (doo-doo-doo)…funky-town!+
At least it’s British, the qualification of white people to be is British…black British. I always thought Regina King’s music was more Afro-centric/trendy ethnic than the likes of some poser Natasha Bedingsfeld (wait, she’s a white blond Brit!) +
Hey Michael Deeeeznutsnurmouth, who cares what your non intellictual butt thinks. I don’t know about funky town, but your mouth has been around doo doo doo alot. Not only do you talk it, but you eat it also, straight from the source. You lil perv. Don’t you know (butt)crack kills. I guess not you though, you’r alil turd so it wont matter.
Lick a nut beeeotch…
You don’t have to tell me twice, I enjoy licking big hairy nuts. I really am a beeeeotch.+
wth is dis?! so does dat mean dat white folks like tupac now!? i just dont get it! but black people still listen to tupac but not as much.. but uhh do you people be listenin to will smith i dont understand!! =]]
please click my name and you will know just what kind of culture i love the most…giggle..
Nobody wants to see your gay man on man dirty movies, you perv.
I only know Del tha Funkee Homosapien and De La Soul from Gorillaz, which I still love. Other than that, I like Alt Rock/ Regge (as per other things white people like)
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
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LOL, okay, this one is true. I thought I hated hip hop and rap until I listened to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story.”
But do black people really not like the older stuff anymore? I think one of the best things about time is it distills the good stuff from the crap that was only listened to because of fashion. If anything, this blog is a scathing condemnation of how pretentious people pretend to like whatever is fashionable, so I would have thought you agree with this idea.
Not listening to certain black music does not mean that we don’t like the music. Clander’s blog is entitled: Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore, NOT: Black Music that Black People Don’t Like Anymore.
Not listening to does not equal not liking.
LOL, this is me xD
shame! this would be me if I could be bothered to buy The Wackness sound track. haha.
Whenever a white guy plays hip-hop, usually it’s the “retro” or “classic” variety from the early 90s (between 1989-2001) and has been overplayed a million times, as well it doesn’t symbolizes the current-day trends of hip-hip. No longer is it considered “black music” anyway, since that would be racist or snobbish to assume “it’s that poor ghetto sound”.
I literally just had a conversation with my white friends about this exact thing… this website is like a window into my soul
you must be a lost soul, ish….
WTF?? calling hip-hop from the early 90s retro or classic? Oh yea, you are truly a white guy.
I don’t think theres anything wrong with being nostalgic about hip hop from the 90s. Thats when I was growing up and music was a big influence in my life.
That doesnt mean there isnt some equally as great stuff around today.
Lots of generalisations in the piece above….but maybe I’m a little offended……….as a white girl, because some of its true 🙂
go fishy.
that article is the dumbest thing ever
This is almost completely true, up to date white people like music black people just stopped listening to, or r still listening to, but mainly this is true
u r tha dumbest thang eva………………..FOOL
People don’t know what REAL music is. I’m not saying hip hop isn’t music, because it is, but you I’ll bet if you take a survey a good majority of the white kids in middle class suburbs listen to “hip hop” and other top 40/club music. Reasons why they listen to it is because it’s cool and/or the song has a politcal message – they feel to connected to black people. Um, you can find that in any genre. What’s worse is that they don’t listen to any other genre since the people who aren’t black don’t have the “history and face ENOUGH discrimination” like the black dude sittin’ next to me. Get over yourself – even I have to admit I like hip hop, but it’s nothing special. Yea, the 1990s and late 80s were good, but now – sheesh. I keep listening and listening and wondering what the fuck makes it SO cool. I found nada. Call me elitist, but hip hop is overrated. I like it, but I as least have an open mind take it for what it is Next genre – blues. That’s REAL talent and music.
LOL, someone whiter than me would claim Run DMC is the real deal and Neyo is “noise, corporate-marketed & depicts black people in a negative way”. Why would rich white people in their cars or bowling allies overplay Kris-Kross or anything made in ’92? What makes them…16 years behind? You might as well play the original “rockabilly” from 61 yrs. ago…or soul from 1961 or ’62 to impress their fellow white friends.
Haha so true I pretend love jazz, Tribe Called Quest, and i have a Wu tatoo, and constantly berate people for liking commercial shit… Roots are sweet man!
yeah, i’ll admit that publicly i say i like older rap over newer. i haven’t listened to newer rap in a while but also i’ve haven’t listened to any newer music at all in a while. part of that stems from what my mom listened to while i was growing up, so i tend to stick to 90’s and earlier 2000’s music because after i got into high school, she stopped listening to the radio, so i never heard much newer music probably in the past 6 years or so. that being said, i pretend like i’m being unique by saying how much i love golden-age rap, and while i do, i admit that i only don’t listen to newer rap until maybe 3 or 4 years after it isn’t cool anymore
Wow… I’m black, and I’m starting to think I have more in common with white people than I do with black people. Then again, broad generalizations about entire ethnic groups still kinda piss me off, even when they are stated in reference to white people… but they are kinda funny when they seem to be true. Oh racism… what would we do without it?
Peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWJiPUWoB4k – The Addams Family movie soundtrack, by 90s rap artist (MC) Hammer.
The description of the posted clip reads “classic rap”, but it is also written in Spanish and MC Hammer’s speaking role is dubbed in Japanese. Those were the days when everyone knew MC Hammer and played his top singles 100 times in the early ’90s. Where is he now? In Provo, Utah in a stage performance theatre alongside Vanilla Ice last summer.
Perhaps you are talking about hipsters when you refer to white folk being knowledgeable in hip hop. Most other white folk (suburban white kids) are only exposed to the bubblegum hip hop played on top 40 stations (commercial), and to them, living in the hood is driving in a rimmed out car, wearing gold chains, bling and other materialistic items.
Ive got to say this one pisses me off. Im a white jewish girl who had zero white friends that listened to “classic/old school hip hop”. I am proud to STILL listen to KRS ONE, Eric B and Rakim, De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, Poor Righteous Teachers, etc. because the message was there. I dont listen to todays hip hop very much cuz they lyrics, well, suck. Musically some of the songs are great! But you can not knock someone for still loving their favorites.
By the way, any words on how white America thinks Flavor Flav just became a star due to his ridiculous reality shows? I hate hearing white folks say “Flayvoor Flayyyyvvvv!” They have no clue what he is/was even about.
and thats comin from a white girl.
yall take yourselfs way to seriously…….humor anyone?
This site rocks my world….I’d have to say I’m guilty as charged on this one! Although I like 2livecrew, coolio and 69 boys just as much as tribe or one of those more respectable type old school groups. Ah…watched so much BET after I’d get home from my suburban middle school, then I’d have to turn it off when I heard parent’s cars pull in the driveway so I didn’t get busted watching TV on a school night 🙂
To come and think about it, white and black Americans have more in common than one realizes: language, religion, most customs and values, and supposed “long” history in the 400-some year old USA. The problem is, Americans of all races or creeds should find more commonalities they share, not fight over the pity difference of ones’ skin color.
If you’re looking for some good hip-hop, check out lupe fiasco. The mans a lyrical genius, and hes so real
Anyone who was around in the 90s remember this lyric from a not-so-much overplayed hip-hop track? “I like the way you work it, no diggity…yeah, why don’t you crank it up?” Not many stations it seems play No Diggity, but go over to the top 20 hip-hop songs white people like…and most of them are like yech…no good, and no NO diggity.
Hmm…I have to agree with “Brandon”. As a non-white person, I can’t help but read this and think that although
some of this is funny ( I HATE camping!) – that it is a major
generalization of a group of people. Not only that, but it
seems to be directly targetting the ” hipster” generation
that has become more popular as of recent. I like Tribe called Quest and KRS-one because they’re good lyricists.
And when I read that the idea of Integrity – I thought that appealed to everyone…if white people think that only appeals to them out of “guilt” , then I think theyre being
a little bit self-righteous.
Funny parody of Stuff White People Like:
http://trueslant.com/harmonleon/2009/10/29/a-salute-to-stuff-white-people-like/
What is a white thing and black thing how can one person be like another person when dealing with race. whether white or black if that’s what you like then that’s what you like .I really don’t like this website cause it is racist .Do you think that just because white people like something that any other race will not. Actually the things white people like came from some other ethnic background besides camping.Maybe I should start a website called things black people don’t like
Anyone who has been to a party full of white people knows that they do not hate “mainstream Hiphop” it is all they listen to.
that’s what distinguishes good hip hop from the other. they share much of the same themes that you mentioned but are articulated much more creatively. lisyen to songs from jay-z’s reasonable doubt or nas’ illmatic, you get much of the same content as mainstream hip hop but it’s done tastefully.
I’m an old white lady and I think this blog is both hysterically funny and accurate. If you think it’s racist, that’s because you’re to old to really know what “racist” is. I’m 65. It was my parents’ generation who were racists…not all of them…but enough of them. They are all dead. Today the only white people who are racist have extremely low IQs and you shouldn’t hang out with them. If the only “talent” they can point to is the color of their skin, they are worthless idiots. Science has proven there is only one race anyway: human. But I digress. It’s entertaining to read this blog because it points out stuff you’d never realize on your own. (I thought everybody loved to camp and everybody treated their dog like a child.) Non-white friends never have the nerve to point this stuff out for fear of offending. Thanks for all the laughs!
Sorry…I meant too young….not too old.
No, you don’t like this site because it states embarrassing facts. Did you even read the article, the person stated white people like old black music, no need to restate it. Finally, why did did you have to use “things black people don’t like”? Sounds like you are harboring some feelings towards us
After 30 years blasting on the airwaves, Hip-hop remains an essentially “black” music form, despite it’s well listened to and loved by people of all races and nationalities. Since when white people dominated hip-hop? There are whites in the hip-hop scene and marketing the music to everyone, yet the first thing we think of when we think of hip-hop is…a black person in an urban setting speaks in a rhythmic mode. Hip-hop evolved beyond that stereotype in the 90s, so whoever writes the blog entry is stuck like 15-20 years.
The meaning of racist has changed, but for anyone who grew up in the 1970s to 90s are often told “that’s racist if you’re white and talk about the differences of black, brown, yellow or olive” people. Um…you mean cultural differences not someone’s skin color and the baby-boomers reacted at the images of civil rights protests or urban race riots on TV. In America, the weight of poverty or disadvantage was felt the most on black/African-Americans for about 500 yrs. but white people aren’t supposed to notice the impact of white privilege had on America for so long? Whatever.
Corey, what you just said is exactly why this article was written and why this website even exists in the first place.
I believe the article was pointing out how white people like to believe that they are so ‘in touch’ with what’s hip that they entirely miss the point and fail to realize what really is hip to those who are outside of their little bubble.
Try giving your list to a black person under the age of 35, and watch how hard they try to not laugh in your face/take you seriously. That’s why on the top of the page there’s an image of De La Soul performing in front of a bunch of young white people…
I’m not white, and while I can see this site being snarky and mean spirited in a way, it also produces some of the best ironic comedy I’ve ever seen. Props to the author… and white people aren’t the only ones who enjoy some good irony. Don’t take these articles too seriously. 😛
Lol!…. wow… why is it that when talking about race folks generally think “black” and “white” that like saying everyone else done matter, or just being to lazy to include them… But yeah this site very much just restates the stuff i think/talk about every day with my white, black, latin(o/a), and asian friends…. i really don’t think this is “racist per say, maybe just the simple mind of the little simple bigot that’s in all of us… i honestly think I’ve become accustomed to it… I wonder who else out there feels the same way? hrm……
DUde, your comment is pretty derivative. You are reading a blog called ‘Stuff White people like’. This is all about colour.
thanks for pointing out the obvious
I dont know what im supose to like or not like as a white person,but il try.1 celtic music ,pink floid, music that has the power to move me,to get into my soul.even classical music ,once you under stand what the sound convey, in the sense of the ideas,freedom of the person, as aposed to the state, race, group, freedom of the natual world, as aposed to man made,1812 overture the power of the state, an folly of the state, race,group mind,Handles,them to god,THE SHEAR POWER AND COMPLEX OF CREATION,AND THE CREATOR?
THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THIS BLOB IS THAT IT DOSNT REALLY DEAL WITH ,THE TRUE NATURE OF MAN,
IN SUMMING UP IT IS TO SMALL A VEIW?
this blog is all about race…it’s about what “white” people like…it’s comedic…go check out this dude, he is funny as hell and he’s a black guy…http://www.justjiving.com
this blog is all about race…it’s about what “white” people like…it’s comedic…go check out this dude, he is funny as hell and he’s a black guy… http://www.justjiving.com
But you wouldn’t get away with a Blog called “Stuff Black People Like”. I could write one, and it wouldn’t be very complimentary. But as humour, this is fine.
Well, even I am finding stuff to like about the “Old School,” even just got my mind around some Geto Boys. But you missed all the British collectors who now seek out “Northern Soul,” a genre that didn’t have that name when the records were actually being made.
and the ability to use commas
I think you would get away with it. Some would give out about it, but you’d get away with it.
As for this blog, it’s more than fine, and not just for laughs either. It’s perfect. I only started reading it yesterday, and it very accurately describes nearly every white 20-something American I ever met, plus a lot of wannabe-Americans in my own country.
Once again I find my self laughing at the stereotype that is the white urban hipster. I am white, 41, hetero, Canadian, unmarried, without children, and although many of the entries on this blog are generalizations of ‘white culture’ written in a satirical way, so many of them are dead on accurate. This happens to be one of those entries. I like camping, Bob, Mad Men, and awareness, I also very much like old school Hip Hop too, however, what every reader must remember, and this is very important people, this is SATIRE! Biting, AND accurate, but satire nonetheless. This blog was created by a white urban Canadian male, so please, dispense with the so called ‘racist author’ comments, they just don’t fit. Satire is not meant to be taken seriously. Methinks Stephen Leacock would very much approve (JFGI).
Im white, Canadian, and I love Northern Soul. I like trip hop too, which is less old school than KRS, but way more Bristol than Manchester. I left Manchester a few years ago for ATL and now I even like music that black people listen too. PS white people should love Knaan.
Ok, I did check out the http://www.jusjivin.com and that guy is crazy
okay, i’ll dispense with the racist accusations. wanna get married? have no baggage right? hey wait a minute, what white man has no baggage?
Also another thing on life support by whites is high school Jazz Bands, considering that they’re usually the ones who can afford the instruments and lessons needed to make it into the more prestigious ones.
You know I learned about Wu Tang, NWA, and all those “old school” rap groups from black people. It’s a white person assumption to think Black people actually enjoy the rap on the radio. After all, how could 15% of the population get rap onto the top 40 stations? It would take a majority, meaning that whites mostly start that stuff.
Of course it’s certainly true that whites perceive old school rap as better than new rap. This is probably because we want to be a part of black culture but feel music isn’t allowed to be about “Bitches and drugs.” Even though that old stuff usually is too, the language is old and we can’t tell.
you guys need to check out http://www.jusjivin.com for a black perspective, the guy is hilarious
Music changes over the ages, it’s just the sophisicated and upper-class began to appreciate hip-hop in recent years. Anyone recall from their parents or grandparents on many well-to-do white people disliked jazz or rock-a-billy music? Moralists or conservatives may object to a new music form for “shock” factor and being “noise”, but what gives is the music genre is associated with a minority group/race of people in the 1920s, ’50s and even the ’80s they were stereotyped for having a sub-culture of their own, not of moneyed background and a symbol of historic oppression.
Um, can’t you just listen to Jazz just because you like it? I don’t really give a damn about the color of the trumpet player’s skin, I just enjoy the changing sounds, rhythms, and feelings of Jazz. I didn’t get into it because it was “black” or “ex-black”, and no one else in my small town knew nor gave a shit about Jazz, and I didn’t talk about my experience listening to it, or owning records. I think this article is correct in the sense that pretentious hippies want to show that they can relate to the “hardships of the black man and how he expressed them at the Savoy”, or whatever, but believe it or not, there are some white people who just enjoy it because it’s good. That’s it.
Wow, people still taking the articles on this site seriously?
Grow up, its taking a light jab at some peoples ridiculous behaviors.
Personally, I think the people who protests too much very likely, are afraid that psych 101 dropouts are right; those who protest too much often are the very persons they rally against.
This blog is absurd – hip hop music, and all popular music, was better in the 90s. I think it could be scientifically proven. Anybody (Black, White, or Brown) with any taste in music knows that Wu Tang is objectively superior to Soulja Boy… cmon. This cat can vouch:
This article is accurate.
African American music like the Blues became popular only in the 1930s and lasted only a decade as the mainstream culture (i.e. white folk) and other black folk found the race records of Blues to be too sad. Then came Jazz which had an upbeat tune in comparison to the Blues. None the less it was the mainstream culture which imitated Blues and Jazz and actually stealing black folks songs and then remaking these songs to please a white audience.
For people to say that Elvis Presley was a great artist and then to not investigate his roots in Nashville and the black culture that was there, is a denial of the talent of black Americans.
In any case, here at my university I find that the students here enjoy all types of rap. I personally do no like rap although I understand it to be the blues of the urban ghettos of New York City. I respect the rap of the 80s and the 90s. Mainstream rap does nothing to uplift people’s moods and really exploits the horrors of the ghetto for the enjoyment of mass consumption. As a result, my white peers here at school think that it is okay to have black face parties, dress up like gorillas, write slanderous things about Obama, etc. Here at my school they rather believe rap artist’s lyrics about black women and men than to actually be friends with the community here.
Either way, this is a great article.
And anyone who says that they are colorblind in America is a liar, regardless of race. Racism and all of the other -isms are inherent in our constitution and to the structure of our society (i.e. our form of democracy, capitalism, and structural power).
I resonate with the above. 🙂 Lighten up people!
yes… this site is holarious..enjoy it folks!
They probably are enjoying themselves. I know I like to kick liberals around.
chopper thanks for the recommendation…you guys should check out http://jusjivin.com
My brother is realllyyyyyy white! I am about 50-60% white!
I agree with everything but Wutang are still sick.
I’m listening to Ray Charles sing “Georgia on My Mind” as I read this =)
I just realized that I was listening to Ray Charles singing “Georgia on My Mind” as I read this =)
Wow, this is so spot-on it’s a bit ridiculous.
Wu Tang forever!
check this guy out at http://jusjivin.com
this is so true! hahaha but….i dont think it should be stuff “white” people like. because there are alot of other nonwhite people that do this..it should be “Stuff the Urban American likes”
LoL! what a white person thing to say….you wouldn’t know about the good current rap out now….
Agreed -this website is funny – but I find it funny coming from a really small town to a city – this is all stuff CITY people like!
oh life on da farm is kinda laid back,
ain’t nothin’ a country boy like me can’t hack;
early to rise
early in da sack
thank God I’m a country boy.
whatever…..
In my opinion, Jazz (old school, none of that Kenny G crap) is waaaaaay better than “Indie Rock”. I’d take Coltrane over “My Mourning Jacket” anytime!
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
White people do live in cities…and really, they’re the ones who want to be around minorities. They love jazz, they love soul, they love rap, but never liked disco. xD
wow america….you are a joke….straight up, the whole lot of you are a complete joke!!!
uhmmm.. I guess you’re missing the fact that jazz and blues bars are still full of black people and that it’s a tendency of a specific urban tribe to listen to old fashioned music; you didn’t include listening to old prog rock white bands as Pink Floyd, Yes or Genesis, which lots of black people also listen to. your emotive racist speech is full of non-objectiveness, hence it is pointless. In addition, I’m black.
So, you can’t enjoy something without “piss[ing] on it to lay a false claim to enjoy it”? If that’s the case then every time you enjoy a plate of spaghetti you’re pissing on Italian culture.
Cultural assimilation HAPPENS, dude. Welcome to planet Earth, where we have airplanes and the Internet.
Of course urban folks love jazz: jazz is urban music. If it’s not urban, it’s blues. And if it’s not black, it’s folk. All of which are genres being “kept on life support” because they are variations the same theme. They all spring from American roots music. No other genre since has or will have that sort of impact.
this is my first swim through this website, and i think it’s funny and degrading all at the same time. i don’t care if it came out 2 decades ago, or 2 days ago, i listen to intelligent, socially aware hip-hop (which black people also don’t listen to, except for the ones who make it). ‘ring-tone rap’ sucks.
I love how you seem so sure about your assumption that us black folks don’t listen to socially aware hip-hop. Maybe you should check out a concert here Philly or go to NY where what I like to call “real” hip-hop and soul music is the norm. I’m sure you’ll be surprised to see an ABUNDANCE of black folks.
Ray, you are being too nice.
Hey jquincy, here are some socially aware hip-hop lyrics just for you:
FUUUUUUUCK YOU!
(written and sung by various hip-hop artists in various songs over the last 2 decades or so…from PE to today’s Hip Hop artists).
Is this socially aware enough for ya, black guy wanna be??
Ray, he’d never do that…he’s probably terrified of being stuck in a space with black folks.
Uh oh…the Black face I see in the mirror each day might actually be a shadow on my White face because I’m one of those “White” people that doesn’t listen to commercial rap music either!! Auto-tune, video chicks, tricked out candy cars, excessive amounts of “bling” and no real messages have no place in the world of rap. Just because you listen to shitty music, Ray, doesn’t mean “we” (meaning “Black” folks, I guess), all do!
Lmfao, is all I have to say. 😀
Hehe nice post, btw i am white man and i like sometimes to listen black music :))
white men kung fu:
also check out http://jusjivin.com for a black perspective
yeah. this one definitely applies to me, especially during my regular phases of being obsessed with funkadelic. congrats at recognising the often overlooked fact that the blues has as much origin in irish and british traditional music as african traditions.
and btw i love how people get so uptight about these blog posts! its just humour, not an attack on anybody or anything which shoudl be taken too seriously!
I don’t really understand the ppl here talking about “black music”. Popular music is “black music”.
Black Music:
Rock & Roll
Jazz
Hip-Hop
R&B
House (samples funk)
White Music:
Country
Folk
Love it, oh hold on, I need to flip my Public Enemy 12″ to the b-side…as if white people have PE on vinyl, maybe on CD, definitely on an iPod. The danger is restraining the desire to fist pump the first black dude they see on the subway and saying “my brother”.
I know there are a lot of people reading this site that lack a sense of humor when it comes to the satire laid down. To them I say, you are in good company. Rich people also lack a sense of humor! http://stuffrichpeoplelove.com/2009/08/12/not-having-a-sense-of-humor/
the reference to British creating the Blues in the 17th C is more to do with the slavery trade of the brits than the trad music of the brits
worst video ever. loserific!
all the white people making comments on this site are black-guy wanna-bes. please!
I’m admittedly borderline humourless when it comes to this particular subject, but I must tell you how impressed I was to roll up on my White, maried w/kids, middle-aged, extremely WASP-y, New-England-bred boss bumping “Fight the Power” at a traffic light last weekend! He turned beet red until I gave him the two thumbs up! Now we just pass one another in the hallway with “Uh Huh, I got my eye on you” glances. I just love the idea that my 95% White firm has at least one “undercover brother” amongst their company!! I have an even more profound sense of respect for him because in this stepfordish, insular town, doing that is considered balls to the wall crazy and I LOVE it!! He actually defies the rich people who have no sense of humour but man does he have no sense of rhythm! Just sayin’…. 🙂
Mainstream rap is a heaping pile of shit. Crunk music is a handful of no talent assholes who were thrown in a studio and told to recite what some tobacco addicted monkey at a typewriter wrote.
Thank you for stealing the thoughts right outta my head! 🙂
You guys are both such rascist homophobic ignorant pieces of shit. Please die.
Now you can both post about how gay I am and how much I masturbate and jibberjabber on jibberjabber on.
I wholeheartedly agree.
I love your site, and the excellent and prescient wit that contributes to your satire. It is a great read, and I intend to continue doing so.
Notwithstanding, I must take friendly exception to the music post. The entire argument is based on the fallacious assumption that music somehow becomes irrelevant based on time. This is not true at all. Jazz–which was created by black people for a mixed-race variety of audience–never died because it is an art form that continues to inspire and uplift people of all races with its sheer genius. It is timeless in the same sense that a Shakespearean play or a Dickens novel is….art speaks across generational lines.
Hip-hop and rap, however–a genre created by a handful of white people for a limited black audience they sought to exploit–do not even belong in the same category. Rap is entirely a function of time/trendiness/pop culture, and as such dies and is reborn in a different costume fairly regularly.
The fact that black audiences no longer embrace jazz and blues is wholly unconnected to the relevance of the musical forms themselves, but rather is more reflective of specific marketing trends within the black community pertinent to music. What sells, or climbs the charts, or gets the most press is not connected to the longevity (the REAL test of relevance) of the art form.
If being a “product” were the same thing as being “music”, then everyone from my generation would still have Tiffany records.
Keep up the good work. The world needs more satire.
To say that rap is “a genre created by a handful of white people for a limited black audience they sought to exploit” is condescendingly racist. Though that handful of white people certainly played a role, to reduce the history of rap to their efforts is to write out of history the efforts of thousands of people of color who were and are fundamental to rap’s creation, popularization, and confinued relevance more than a quarter decade later.
go check out http://jusjivin.com
Thank God that doesn’t apply to me.
I hate ALL black music.
And no, not because of the “black” part, but because of the “music” part.
Could someone please delete this spammer?
It’s annoying as hell to read that shit on every page.
Guilty
now I feel bad for being white and liking jazz/blues. funny read though. this stuff cracks me up!
White people have special sophisicated expensive tastes in music (or don’t they not?) Oh well, put on your shades and b-ball team jerseys, your sneakers and chrome necklaces, time to rap it up, homie.
This shits racist, fuck you all. I can’t fucking stand this shit. Mainstream hip hop suck dick because its TERRIBLE, not because its ‘relevant’. Put on some real blues music and you can listen to it all day and its still fucking fresh. Stop turing the white race into a dirty word you ignorant mainstream liberal white apologist fucks.
not as annoying as your first post in this thread
I actually legitimately enjoy jazz I don’t listen to it to be pretentious. I just… really like it. Also, I don’t wear fedoras! 😛
I bought a BOOK about “The Language of Hip Hop,” written by the head of the Harvard Hip-Hop archive, which makes me pretty stinkin’ white to start with. Then I started reading about NWA and Black Sheep and I had major flashbacks to high school, standing on the front steps of our dormitories (yup, white prep school), yelling “If my train falls off the track, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.”
And I own not only Willie Dixon albums (on records, RECORDS people) but also Martha Reeves and the Vandellas and Sam and Dave. OH, the whiteness.
I love this blog!
Event I Had To Share With You:
I live in central Virginia, and as you may have heard, we recently had “the Snowpocalypse.” I live in a predominantly black neighborhood and I had this crazy experience yesterday…I’m walking to the hardware store to buy a shovel (who owns a snow shovel IN THE SOUTH?) and I see all of these black people digging out from their own massive snowpiles. Then, I see SUVs packed full of white people, cruising around. Being a white person, I was able to stop one of these SUVs without, you know, the people inside thinking I was going to shoot them or something. I asked them what they were doing.
Kid in yellow Patagonia fleece and sunglasses: “Oh, you know, just riding around. Looking at the snow.”
Me: “Kinda like disaster tourism?”
KIYPF: “Yeah, yeah, right!” (Other kid yells “We’re takin’ PICTURES.”)
It occurred to me that we had created our own picture show, Lower 9th style…black folks digging out, white folks driving by taking pictures.
I swear, I can’t stop laughing!!!! LOL! I know so many White people who think JUST like this. Not that I don’t (I’m NOT White, btw) but it’s funny ’cause I’m in the minority as well (no pun intended). I’d much rather listen to Mos Def than Rick Ross too!
I have tried to be like other white people…. I have tried to like jazz and blues. But I don’t. Except for Jimi Hendrix’s version of “Redhouse.” Now that’s sweet.
*sigh* I guess I’m just not white enough to get it.
You white trash douche bags are pathetic.
Pretending to enjoy this Zulu music in order to attract other pathetic white trash douche bags into believing you are “cool,” when you are really inflicted with a serious case of “white trash douche bag inferiority complex syndrome.”
Just listen to Vanilla Ice, 24hrs. a day for 11 straight days, and you will be cured.
Forever more, every negro you see will look white with straight hair, and this nation will be 99% white once more.
HAIL CAESAR!!!!:P
I love mandingo men standing behind me in the shower. Yes, I am writing from jail, but autistic lil whiteboys can be gangster too.+
How do you such a dick, dickheads?
Didn’t anyone of you catch my error?
STFU all of you.
Just get me some of that nice asian snatch, that’s all I want for Christmas.
Oh that, and a giant nigra Mandingo night stick for me and mommie dearest.
Now, STFU, all of you.
I’m autistic and gay and have way to much time on my hands. Will someone be my friend.+
beige race on December 23, 2009 at 7:27 am
I’m autistic and gay and have way to much time on my hands. Will someone be my friend.+
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Sorry to hear that Mulatto, but you should be happy you now have a brethren in the Black…er, “White” House.
Try a gay blog such as “Gay Mulattos R Us.Big Black Mandingo DickUpYourKinkyHairedAss.com
Yule Love it, and just in time for Christmas…er, XXXMas, you athiest POS, you.
Wow, some of you really need to take a step back and breath. This blog is all tongue in cheek, its funny because everyone reading it can relate to some of the thing on here. This post is hilarious because its so true. I always cringe whenever people try to claim whats “real” or not and it spans over many genres not just rap.
I you look at music today it is becoming increasily hard to categorize artists, because everybody dabbles in everything now. Im black and I listen to everything from Snoop to Garth Brooks to Metallica… Am I unique? not that I can tell, people my age(20-30) listen to whatever sounds good to them.
At the end of the day people need to lighten up, the author of this blog never declared himself to be the Messiah. He just writes funy articles that obviously hit too close to home to some of you.
You are not funny, that is why your comment is 1 of 2000 some .
You showed them.
Your comments and observations diminish an art form that black people spent generations creating and defining.
Art form?
Maybe you meant to place the f before the a?
It really stinks to me.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Merry Chris-a-miss!
I’m all about peace and love, mannnnnnnnnnnnnn.
What’s good is subjective. Just because one thinks it’s good doesn’t make it so. There is such a thing as “real” music; kids these days don’t know it when it hits them ’cause there so occupied in there own thoughts of, “Man, this SO cool,” when in reality it’s not.
I concur. I like hip-hop (some, not all), not because it’s black or to show my non-racist side, but because I think it’s good music. If good, genuine hip-hop was performed by a person that is non-black I would still listen and rave about it. Most of all, I love blues. And guess who introduced me to the blues genre? John Mayer. He’s white (to be PC, Caucasian), and I’ve delved into more traditional blues artists because of him. Muddy Waters (more jazz than blues, but nonetheless), B.B. King etc.
Like music because it’s good, not because it’s black or to show that you “relate” or “get” it. Because more than likely you don’t.
hahaha
Oh come on…still with that fight between what’s “real” and what’s not?
You are acting as that white people that listens to jazz to pretend they’re cool.
Music is art, is a way of life and the most beautiful thing is universal. Why you criticize white people because they listen to black music? If you think that way, then black people shouldn’t listen music that was made by white people.
That’s nonsense. If I listen to jazz, it’s because I like it. Not because I want to impress any old black people. If it gaves me the feeling, if it makes me dance and gives me the rythm, i will listen to that music.
It’s a shame that nowadays people are fighting racism…with more racism
I’m white and none of this shit applies to me or any of my white friends, because I didn’t grow up in the city. Now that I live in a major city I meet people who act how this site describes, and I can say its funny to read this stuff. But it shouldn’t be called “stuffwhitepeoplelike”, it should be called “stuffcityfolklike” because its only accurate for a small demographic of URBAN people (which is not limited to only whites). Maybe “stuffhipsterslike”. Also, on the subject of music, I believe music is an art form and subsequently belongs to noone. Saying white people “stole” a particular style of music would be like saying Degas “stole” impressionism from Monet. If you like a particular type of art, go ahead and pursue it!
baahahahahaha SO TRUE! (and a little embarrassing)! Afrika Bambaataa and Mingus BB FOREVER! Although, me and most of my friends are at least a little asian… But in San Francisco that’s basically white right?
@john
And just because you think that something isn’t good doesn’t make it so.
To say a genre or song is good or bad or real or fake claims that you know what music is SUPPOSED to be about. And you just said yourself: what’s good is subjective. Logically then, you have no right to say that what “kids these days” listen to not cool.
Tell me what’s “bad” or wrong about a song that is simple and sounds good to millions of people? Is it worth anything less than one that is extremely complex that touches a few?
The way I see it, if a song is worthwhile to even just ONE person other than the person who created it, it’s served its purpose as a good song with no more or less worth than any other song.
It doesn’t mean we all have to like it, but don’t judge other people’s opinions you condescending prick.
wow … with all seriousness reading this has really helped me understand white people.. my friends(the white ones) always listen to super old hip hop and I had no idea why because there so much good new music (drake, kid cudi, cool kids, Charles Hamilton..etc)
To noncityguy,
You may be part of the wrong kind of white people.
you’re obviously not very well-versed on hop hip-hop was created. Hip-hop started in Jamaica. It was NOT created by white people. It is black music from the people who make it, the ones who created it, and its very form. I suggest you read a book on the history of hip-hop first.
country music is also black music as it was inspired by the sharecroppers playing it. Black people have just hardcore disowned it because… well, you know. With artists like Lady Antebellum, how could you not?
not true noncityguy, i’m a suburban guy, and i’m white and this TOTALLY applies to me and some ppl i know. but at the same time, i listen to alot of new rap as well. one thing this forum left out was “ska” which is a branch of reggae basically started by Bob Marley and the Wailers. Its only popular among the white demographic now, its dead to black ppl.
I live in the South in a small town in the freaking Bible belt of my state, and this applies to pretty much everyone I know including myself.. although I’m not white. Then again, I live in Louisiana, so that whole jazz thing is even more exaggerated.
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I suggest you guys write a new post titled “Defending People Of Other Races Who Listen To Shitty Music”. And it could be all about how “advanced” white folk like yourselves love to do this, even when it’s apparent to anyone with half a glass of brain that old school music of ALL genres diarrheas all over 90% of what you call music today.
DUH! He is writing satire. And it’s pretty funny. Many of you have taken this website waaaay too seriously. For goodness sake, lighten up and allow someone to be funny for once.
This is probably the most racist blog ever! More often than not humans will feel attacked when a statement applies to them. This being said I don’t feel attacked at all but I could see how this blog could stir up a lot of chaos! Seems like 90% of y’all are just venting frustration and pent up racism…sucks you have to hide behind a blog pussies! That applies to all ppl; white, black, yellow, red! Stop taking yourselves so seriously and hating soo much…if you can!
haha this is truth. I’m not that much of a hip hop listener, but when someone asks i tell them i’m more into old school hip hop like wutang hahaha
But does that mean one day we will like Soulja boy? hahah
Pointing out pretentious behavior using sarcasm is something white people like.
How about a blog against pseudo-intellectuals? Oh look! I found one….
http://www.diehipster.com
Dude, this blog isn’t meant to criticize anyone. It’s making light of stereotypes and it’s doing a damn good job of it. If you can’t see that you’re pretty stupid, no offense.
Hehe! I love stereotypes about white people! I’m white, and Rap is my favorite genre of music….most of my friends that are white hate it!
Dude, old rap IS better than new garbage. If you knew anything you’d realize that the reason rap is so materialistic now is to attract rich white kids with money. I am not white myself and I love Wu-Tang. real white douche bags mostly hate all rap and think it is nothing compared to their gay indie rock.
The comments people make are like the cream cheese frosting on the carrot cupcakes we all love so much.
Shut up. This blog is awesome.
I can and I will. Ya prick. What I consider good is good.
You called me a prick. Did I touch a sensitive nerve??? AWWWWW.
ha im white and my dad likes the blues, but he doesnt like white people blues. To me most blues sounds exactly the same, crackly music with a high pitched black mans voice talking about school girls squeezing his lemon till the juice runs down his leg, and a plinkity plonkety guitar. I also like hip hop/rap and other black music such as UK garage to a degree atleast. But Ive tried listening to some old school rap, as in krs one and erik b and rakim etc and tbh most of it isnt that pleasnat to my ear.
I think 90s rap is better, with mobb deep, nas, dr.dre and snoop, 2pac etc. But I dont like how Hip hop culture is resonsible for much of modern day britains youth violence culture. I hate the way kids in this country no matter what colour they are think they are gang bangers and straight off the streets of compton and turn council estates into complete shit holes.
The dole exists in this country for a reason, but because thexse kids take hip hop so seriously they actually dont go and sign on anymore so instead they peddle weed or steal or mug. Not that hip hop is totally responsible for this but you can definately see how hip hop has been used as a tool to keep people down.
Hip hop is entertainment, hardly any of the rappers have ever been gangsters, drug dealers or busting guns etc, and none of them are the saviour of black folk/ poor people when they sing songs with a message when there next song is about guns, gangs, drugs, bitches, fancy cars and they live in a marble palace complete with golden chandiliers and the cliche white piano that black rich people love. People take rappers to seriously, when what you should do is pirate their music and listen to tracks that you like for entertainment. Not yapping about how 50 killed ja rule or how Nas is a friggin hero thug poet. Such BS.
you should go visit http://jusjivin.com for a black perspective…its funny as hell
Jusjivin was great, thanks. This post was hysterical. Only a couple of days ago, a chum of mine (“chum” is a good retro white person word) gave me a bunch of rock and roll MP3’s and mixed in was John Coltrane, which I enthusiastically also grabbed because “I thought I should have it.” I was just listening to it, and I know there was a little part of me that figured I had to be pretty smart to be listening to it. This is the stuff that lets me make comedy out of self-help. Gratitude. Peace.
I don’t get it?
I guess white people cant let go of Jazz. I never thought about it, but you might be right on this one.
so true!
no, white people can’t ‘let go’ of jazz….. sonny sharrock, pharoah sanders, eric dolphy, ron carter, coltrane, bill evans (ha! a white fucker, makes me feel like it’s ‘ok’), peter brotzmann (another white dude), sonny rollins. whatever, it’s only some of THE BEST MUSIC EVER RECORDED, regardless of your ‘subject position’
hahahahahahaha – i like making fun of myself
the next two articles should be: ‘having low self esteem’ (because i do) and ‘suicide’ (becomes white people love to think about it)
Hi, I live in a smallish country where not all young people speak Engish. (not all older ones btw) I could say the more lower class” the young person is the higher the chanche of her/his not speaking english AND liking rap and/or HippityHoppity music.
We have a joke for them:
– What do black people enjoy in rap music?
– The fact that they understand the lyrics..
(btw in my country the are no AfroEuropeans (lol) living in great numbers so pls forgive me if my words regarding skin color seem offensive to anyone)
Jazz made its way to real culture, the heritage of all humankind. I would say its pretty much the summit of all musical styles regarding complexity, the role of the performing person, etc. (its just my 2 eurocents though) We have yet so see if the rap/hiphop/etc music makes its way too – Anyway I stick to real music made by real musicians – yes, jazz and flamenco and gamelan and hindustani classical and all sort of that.
Jazz is: music.
Rap and hiphop is: fashion.
clutch, you were right http://jusjivin.com is hilarious
dis shit is shyte
Maybe for you and your hipster friends but there are some people that just like good music. Should all good music be relegated to obscurity because it is not enjoyed by the mainstream culture that first produced it. I cannot imagine you would say the same of classical music or classic/dad rock. I think for some reason you singled out African American music and that says more about you than anything else in your post.
God says your a closet racist!
The music world has changed since the early days of Rick Rubin (ESPECIALLY since that of Alan Lomax). Early Hip-hop and black folk music were forged out of the ghettos and the countrysides. You seem to be implying that white people want to be like Rick Rubin and listen to contemporary black music but aren’t because commercial hip-hop is too “black and scary”. However, commercial music is just that: commercial. It might be a game of race but it’s not a game of street cred anymore. Ne-Yo, Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Juelz Santana, T.I., etc. are million-dollar record contracts. That music is INFINITELY more available than when the Beastie Boys were checking out hip-hop shows after going to CBGB’s. My sister, who is extraordinarily white, can rattle off any of these names because it populates the airwaves and myspace and the ringtone market.
Oh, and a jazz musician, I can say confidently there are plenty of black people listening to and performing jazz, which contrary to popular belief, is not dead.
an’t help it… this is still one of my favourite posts… and I am a HUGE jazz fan,….
oh… and white…
Barbra
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YOU LIE! I went to a Wu-Tang concert in SF and I was one of the only non-black people there (I’m hispanic).
This website is awesome and this article is by far the funniest shit i have ever read!
For everyone who does not get this website, generalisations are the foundation on which racism is built. How else can you make huge assumptions about large groups of individuals?
For once, this is a self-depricating attempt to cast generalisations upon the whole racial group of white people.
After being offended, please dont jump to the (completely hipocritical and laughable) conclusion that this is unfair and racist. This is satire, but with a point.
Instead, if you realise that the generalisations made here arent always true of yourself or white people in general, then proceed to the next intended step …….. realisation that the generalisations made about people of other races arent entirely true or fair either, and that you yourself should remove such generalisations from your own mind, no matter how “true” they may seem. They arent always true.
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well i dont listen to rap or hip hop or R&B cuz tht leads to dancing and i cant dance.=(
Hahahahahaa that’s great! You forgot to mention how nobody listens to 2Pac anymore except for young white boys…. lol
“louiecoolgato on February 22, 2009 at 6:26 pm
sorry, but black people never fell out of love with black music. you white people find out about certain black music AT A LATER DATE and all of a sudden think that because you are listening to it now and coming to the venues where the musicans are playing, you make the erroneous conclusion that we black folk don’t listen to it anymore.
This is a perfect example of the arrogance of white folk when it comes to african american culture. Just because you are listening to our music now does NOT mean that it is/has not been supported in the african american community.
who do you think supported the music BEFORE white man johnny come lately came onto the scene?”
LOL I agree with this statement. There are still black people today who enjoy 70/80/90s hip hop and r&b. I’m a black 18 year old and I enjoy it very much and a few stuff from today. But what makes me laugh and irritate me at the same time is that white people’s definition of hip hop is usually not the same for some black people.
When I think of Hip Hop, I think of Common, Gangstarr, Kurtis Blow, Nas, Souls of Mischief, Brand Nubian, PRT, INI, Mobb Deep, Main Source, etc. Some Whites typically think Biggie, 2pac, Jay-z, Sir-Mix-Lot, Young MC, you know the typical mainstream stuff that even black stopped caring about after a while. LOL Although I like Biggie, A Tribe Called Quest, and Wu it just annoys me how some white people want act like its so damn new, as if liking ol skool hip hop is suppose to enlighten them. LOL
Its that typical mainstream mess that they like. LOL I swear if I hear “Rappers Delight” or “Baby Got Back” or “Cool like That” or “The Choice is Yours” I’m gonna….ughhh!!!
Even old black sitcoms from the 90s aren’t safe, they want act like suddenly its cool. I remember about 2/3 years ago I went to McDonalds and there were these white kids talking about the Fresh Prince of Bel-air, like it was so damn new and one of the kids was trying to reenact a scene like “Yo bro give me some skin” or something of the sort. I’m shaking my head and laughing at how lame and silly that is, The Fresh Prince has been cancelled since I was 5 years old and its all over the damn cable channels, I’m so tired of coming across that mess.
The problem isn’t the fact that white people listen to “ol skool hip hop” its the fact that some of the white people who were making fun of black people and hating rap music are probably the same ones who are listening to it now. Some of yall are 15-30 years too late. XD
2pac. LOL while I do enjoy a few songs from him, I never understood why he was considered the greatest rapper ever. To me, there are better artist than him. Do they mean the greatest mainstream rapper or greatest rapper ever to white people? Ask a white person what there favorite rapper is and probably the majority of them would say 2pac and ask them what there favorite song is from this artist and I bet you it’ll be the one and only song they know from him.
I so agree with you young one(I am 38) there is nothing more annoying to me when a white person comes dancing next to me in a club flinging their body around franticly trying to find the beat to lets just say to some Tribe or kris.(krs1) as if there is some connection to the music that is deeper than the trend of it being” in” Black music to me is soundtrack to my whole life I can reference jazz blues soul and hip hop to actual expriences and family members and church functions and holidays and heartbreaks. Thats what is usually lacking in the swpl the have no soul real life connecton to this music, there for they can catorgrize it as a trend or a dying art form that only they are hip to now. Also white people need to understand that it is your money that keeps the art from being underground so just because you dont see us (black folks) at the fesitvals and in the record store we are still supporting and listening to our music ,it really is made for us by us.
Nikki I agree, we as black people still enjoy old material from way back when its just that we don’t listen to it the way white people do and we moved on (even 90% of rap now is pretty crappy ever since people like Lil Jon & the Eastside boys and The franchise boys kind of fucked it up for me LOL). Hip Hop is mostly music that many (not all however) blak people can relate to. Hell, I even used to like southern hip hop like Juvenile (this was around the time Lil Wayne was in Hot Boyz and noone even then gave a fuck about him), OutKast (before they crossed over), Geto Boys, and Goodie Mob.
Hell, I forgot to mention even Old R&B music isn’t safe, I hardly ever hear white people say they like Alexander O’ Neal or Blue Magic. It would the most tyipcal like MJ, Stevie Wonder, (I swear to god if I hear “Superstition” in another commercial I’m gonna scream), O’Jays, Rick James (I also swear if I hear “Super Freak” I’m gonna not only scream I’ll also blow my head off LOL).
BTW, some of yall white people need to cut it out with that MC Hammer shit, we stopped giving a damn about him years ago.
Yea, I was gonna go to a hip-hop night in Brixton (London) recently, but on the facebook page 90% of the people going were white…gave it a miss. White people “flinging themselves” (LOL) next to me just ruins my night, i can’t stop watching, i just dont get it… There are a lot of white people coming to black clubs now and it ruins the music played, (gets too commercial), I came to dance but I don’t know why you came to stand here looking awkward and drinking to kingdom come…
LOL If you go to some white club they probably be playing the same tiring mainstream 90s hip hop. UGHHH. You are not a Hip Hop fan if you only one rapper and one damn song from them. LOL I don’t care if white people like “Ol Skool Rap” what pisses me off is they so damn late with it and on top of that it’ll be mainstream hip hop they’ll be talking about. LOL Then they want to act like their so intellectually inclined with this genre. LOL.
Don’t forget Classical! (or was Mozart really black?)
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this is why people hate black people :]
I Love Stevie Wonder. Went to his concert a few years back at the hollywood bowl. Needless to say the crowd was 80% white the three songs that they went nuts over were ” superstition, “sir duke” and the worst of the worst “I just called to say I love you” ugh! the rest of the night crickets.
Alexander Oneal is the most underrated soul singer of the 80’s he should be such a big star by now.
I am glad to see that you have been able to survive through the murky depths of black musky today.
N Esi A X, Imagine what it is like here in los angeles the club scene now is 40% hipster white people,25% Asian 25% Hispanic 10% Black I spend half of the night rolling my eyes the other half dancing with my hips swaying franticly(on the beat) to give myself room from all the flinging about.
Dont Sleep on Hammer “lets get it started” you tube the video simple raw dance music
Thank you heh, and you’re one of the reasons why I despise the human race. 😀 Now shut up.
LOL Sheesh, I like Stevie Wonder but how many times are we going to here “Superstition” before I go nuts? LOL. Alexander O’ Neal was awesome back, if only he would have just lay off the drugs. 😦 Shoot, I hated how back in ’04 people kept playing Usher’s “Yeah” and “Let it Burn” and “Confessions” so much I never wanted to here another Usher song again.
The reason Tupac is considered one of the greatest rappers ever is because of the context of his lyrics. Tupac was a poet and his words could be enjoyed with or without a beat. Do that with lil wayne or Jayzee. Yes he had alot of gangster songs, but he talked about more than just guns and ho’s. He and Biggie will always be considered the greatest. Biggie was Great because his big ass could just flow. Anything he rapped on was just on point!!! LOL, who was better between the two, in my book, they were both equal in their own way. Pac was deep and big was just nice wit it. Both had influence on majority of rappers today. I got damn near all the cd’s (boot leg) of both the artist, LoL, how black of me.
XD
You got some serious issues with race. I do wonder why is acceptable to dislike things white people do, but racist if it refers to someone that is not white. Racism is racism. There is no reverse racism.
It’s ironic that when Clander created this post entitled ‘black music that black people don’t listen to anymore’ that so many white people chimed in on it, stating how they KNOW that they LIKE the music that black people don’t listen to anymore!
Since when did all these white people become experts on what Black People listen to in the first place?
Since when did all these white people become experts on ANYTHING that has to do with black people? They THINK they know black people, which is part of that overall racism that permeates in our society; white people thinking that they know ‘those non-whites’ because they’re so superior.
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
It is what it is.
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Blah? WTF???!!! I’m not a racist at all, apparently you didn’t read my post correct so please shut up and think before you make assumptions next time. As I said before, I don’t care if they hip hop as long as they don’t come up to me trying to “school” me on music I already know. IMO, racism is stupid whites against blacks, blacks against whites, etc. And I admit black people are the last people to be racist to anyone, but still this has nothing to do with racism.
Man, you sure use alot of words to say nuttin’….are you a politician? It’s obvious you’re not totally white (although you sound as though you would like to be). Anyway, all white folks like flashy-black-back-beat-drop-down-turn-around-and-kiss-yo-self-play-dat-funky-music-white-boy, music!
We’re not too good with the 20″ dubs on a 70 olds and da woofer dat make da car shake apart, though. Although the moonwalking thing was pretty good.
Personally, I cut my teeth on da blues and Otis.
So, if you’re still feeling purely superior…. well, bumpty, bumpty, bump…bump city….hambone!
Mikey
And you sound so damn ignorant, no one likes stupid people. Shut the fuck up man!
You guys are right. Us white boys will never get you. At least I know I never will. You have your Hip Hop thingie (not music in my opinion) R&B and Jazz….definitely not for me….I admit to have used Jazz to lure a white chick in bed (the couple of black ones I have been with did not need to be lured–it was enough that I was white i guess:)
Personally I am a hard rock/heavy metal guy. I listen to old bands though, because the new ones are pretty much not like the real thing…..
Leave it to an arrogant white boy to make flippant comments about things he doesn’t understand.
I’m talking about you Mikey.
It’s obvious that you missed the whole point of what I said, so I will state it once again in summary form:
Since when did all these white people become experts on what Black People listen to in the first place?
I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time because your diatribe was mostly on what you like personally. But next time you feel like responding with a dismissal, at least read before you type.
It is what it is.
isnt it safe to say that all of this generalizing both black and white people, (and everyone seems to do it in these reactions above), is racism in itself. stating that ALL white people like the music later and try to school black people on it is as racist and dumb as claiming that there ar no black people that do not like rock music.
generalizing a whole race (if that even exists, i thought we were human, which sounds more like a species to me) on your personal experience with some of them is straight up racism.
That is what it is.
This blog and all the people commenting on it are hilarious. In a racist way.
It’s not racist, it’s humor. Please develop a sense of humor
yea, I bet you always get your sense of humor at the expense of others, eh chris?
I cannot say that this is not typical of white humor. Someone has to be laughed at in white humor. I bet you find your fellow white guy, Greg, jokes about the Haitian situation hilarious, now don’t you?
White humor.
It is what it is.
It is obvious that there is confusion as to what is the difference between RACISM and the more appropriate descriptive word for your discussion, BIGOTRY.
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
Non-white people in the american society cannot be racist UNLESS they buy into the belief that the majority whites are indeed superior. Since the US was built on doctrine that had racist laws and amendments (read the Constitution), and since these laws were written by white people, for the benefit of white people, at the expense on non-white people, then one can conclude that racism in these United States is the exclusive realm of White Americans.
There are sellout non-whites who believe in this institutionalized racism (ie: Clarence Thomas, Richard Steele of the Republican caucus), but white people have the monopoly on racism in the USA.
As for BIGOTRY: A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices.
The correct use of the term requires the elements of obstinacy, irrationality, and animosity toward those of differing devotion.
All people, black or white, qualify to be bigots. The discussion on this website, when it comes to racial differences mostly boils down to bigotry.
There are degrees of bigotry, but one can say that when a non-white person is bigoted towards a white person, especially if its a male, then most likely he got that way from experience with whites in positions of power (political, judicial, educational, etc), and have been treated unfairly.
When a white person is bigoted towards a non-white person, most likely it is because of what they’ve seen on TV, or a bad experience with a particular non-white.
White people almost NEVER develop bigotry against a non-white because the non-white was in a position of power (as stated in the previous paragraph) and mistreated them. Their bigotry is almost always developed on personal or TV.
And before all you white people come out the woodwork and tell me that I’m wrong, I will submit to you one little fact: There are 170million whites in the US and MOST OF THEM have not met or have known a non-white personally. Why? Because the majority of non-white people live in mid to large sized cities, and we know that all you white people are not living in cities, now are you?
It is what it is.
This damn article has nothing to do with racism at all, so all you people shouting racism needs to shut the hell up. Another thing, ANYONE can be a racist (especially black people) end of fucking of story.
You don’t know the definition of racism, obviously…..especially in the context of American history.
Read the definition again.
As for your outburst on how this article has to do with racism, let me remind you that I did not say anything about what Clander had written. It is some of the bloggers who commented on his article that I was talking about.
It is what it is.
PS: It’s too bad that you’ve shown your true colors (or lack thereof) Nastra. You had potential, but your mind was not open enough ….typical of white people who do not like to accept what is against their normal beliefs….
True colors, LOL
First off I’m not white I’m black so please don’t make such assumptions, I even implied that I was black in my earlier post. Second of all, I know what you were talking about I was just saying in general, I don’t know why you were being so fucking defensive, it has nothing to do with you. Thirdly, of course you didn’t saying anything racist I was talking about people calling racism on this article. I was agreeing to what you were saying, Its just a fricken joke, I don’t understand why this article is being blown out of proportion. BTW, I do understand racism in an American context thank you but, you can still be racist to some without necessarily having control over them, prejudice to be exact. Sheesh, I really think you misunderstood what I was saying.
aaah, but you, of all people, should understand what I am saying Nastra. Initially, it seemed to me that You were the one defensive because you seemed to be are trying to defend what most white believe: that RACISM in the US can be applied to both whites and non-whites.
Nastra said, “ANYONE can be a racist (especially black people) end of fucking of story..” I stated that non-whites can be racists also, and I will re-quote myself: “There are sellout non-whites who believe in this institutionalized racism (ie: Clarence Thomas, Richard Steele of the Republican caucus), but white people have the monopoly on racism in the USA.” This is a fact.
I will give you a piece of advise when you write on this blog: be careful what you write because you are swimming in a sea of sharks. You slip up with any flippant, unsubstantiated generalities, and you will feel the wrath of some serious white racists and bigots that write here, and you will lose credibility very quickly.
I may have misunderstood what you’ve said, but from the context of what you’ve written, you sounded like an apologist for racism by applying it to both whites and non-whites equally. I don’t joke too much on racism on this blog because there are too many ignorant people on this subject. You will find out very quickly that any jokes on racism on this blog will almost always degenerate to humor at the expense of the non-white (with the black/latino males being the butt of most of the jokes).
One last piece of advice. Don’t act like most of these white folk when it comes to writing on this blog (ie: calling names BEFORE you present your counter-argument). Correct what needs to be corrected, and if the person insists on sinking into the gutter, feel free to either take the high road and ignore them, or smack the redneck back. I prefer to give the benefit of the doubt (initially) before I bitch slap them with facts.
It is what it is.
since when did the niggaz become experts on white folk???
With 170 million of you whiteys around these United States, even a blind man can become experts on the ways of white folk.
It is what it is.
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Um, whites do live in cities. For such a diatribe about your knowledge about racism and bigotry, you fail to be aware of demographics in metropolitan areas. Whites do converse with blacks and vice versa. Now to what degree they engage in every day conversation I do not know.
Whoever is disappointed in the current state of hip hop can appreciate those (black, white, Latino, Asian etc.) who realize what quality hip hop is. It’s like seeing a kid reading the literature classics out of sheer pleasure instead of watching Jersey Shore on MTV (a bad analogy, but I hope you understand what I mean). I listen to some of the hip hop artists mentioned in this article as “old school.” I rarely listen to the mainstream stuff – I do enjoy it, but I can’t take seriously when it comes to hip hop.
John says, “Now to what degree they (ie: blacks & whites) engage in every day conversation I do not know.” Hmmm. What degree does white people converse with non-whites?? Actions speak louder than words, and the degree is pretty low, outside of positions of power (political, judicial, educational, etc).
What I’ve stated is true because although there may be many white people in cities, they are worse than the whites outside of cities who have not personally known a non-white. Whites who are ‘around’ non-whites THINK that they KNOW non-whites due to being in their presence for a period of time. And because of this experience, whites believe that they can come all kinds of conclusions about non-whites, such as ‘thinking they ‘know’ them.
The degree of white people engaging with non-whites on a personal level is small, especially outside large cities. Within mid-large sized cities, we KNOW what white people do when too many non-whites move ‘too close’ to them…..they abscond immediately.
Why is that? Bigotry….reinforced by the institutionalized racism in this country.
It is what it is.
Stuff Black People Like: white women that have booty meat, welfare, hot sauce, microwaved food, chitlins, collard greens, grits, Southern food, lots of oil and butter, deep-fried food, bringing up race whenever their on TV, weed, liquor, grape soda, fried chicken, watermelon, caddy escalades, expensive rims, ridiculous sneakers and other useless purchases that portray how fresh their game is.
I don’t have a problem with black people at all but I find it kind of unfair that white people can’t reciprocate. Before you call me racist, realize that you’re on a blog called stuffwhitepeoplelike. How long would stuffblackpeoplelike be on the net before someone called the author racist?
Stuff poor white people like: white women that have booty meat, welfare (70% of all welfare recipients are white), foods that non-white people enjoy along with white people: hot sauce, microwaved food, chitlins, collard greens, grits, southern food, lots of oil and butter (especially poor white folk), deep fried food…
habits white folk do the most: bringing up race whenever they’re unemployed, smoking weed, crystal meth, drinking beer and liquor, Tang, fried chicken, watermelon, Ford pickups, monster truck wheels, jeans with holes in them that look old but cost a fortune, and other useless purchases that portray how whites think they live large.
I don’t have a problem with white people at all but I find it kind of unfair that white people get offended when facts are told. Before you call me racist, realize that just because this blog is called stuffwhitepeoplelike does NOT mean that white people have the license to perpetuate myths like the ones mentioned above (both black and white myths).
It is what it is.
Nice original statements, Louie. Good to know you can think for yourself. For the most part, white people aren’t racist or repressed by unfortunate pastimes. This seperation between white and black people, that somewhat still exists today, is brought on by one group’s inability to realize that society and culture is different now and even still, they cannot move past it. Hate will get us nowhere. Racism is fueled by hate, however satirical or witty you guys want to be.
You say that ‘racism is fueled by hate’, and I agree with you wholeheartedly….but if the majority are the ones doing the hating, it is hard for the minority not to hate back…
It’s a vicious cycle, but it is what it is.
i hate racism it should to be over in this time
we must defend our right to be equal
Stuff white people like – a lot of your stuff is pretty funny, but this thread about music is idiotic. Maybe I am misunderstanding your statements about Del, KRS-One, etc. Are you actually saying that it is not correct to label these artists as “real” hip-hop. Though not particularly “Old-School,” as I would use that to categorize Sugar Hill Gang, Grandmaster Flash, Run-DMC, etc., acts such as the ones you mentioned above remain relevant for many “intellectual” minded people of all races & colors. Sorry that many of us failed to move along to the new generation of “hip-hop” listening, which includes such inspiring artists as Soldier Boy, and Nellie – who tells us to take off our clothes because it’s hot in here. Not everybody only cares about a hot beat, and a catchy hook (not to mention plenty of scantily clad women, booze, and jewelry). This thread degrades black people as well, as it seems to assert that music black people really like is restricted to the “pop-rap” that dominates modern radio. Are black people really buying enough Li’l Wayne albums to make him go multi-platinum? As has always been the case with any platinum selling artist/album, white people are buying many of these albums as well, so this “relevant” music must be “stuff that white people like” as well!
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you’re so white.
You’ve proven the point of the post and you’ve been offended. 2 points.
Will you be my friend so I can be a novice?
its true these were put together by a white due http://tastym.blogspot.com/ and black people are so far over it.
Fuck you asian whore.
Everybody’s pink on the inside.
Hi, I’m Buckwheat.
Otay?
Otay!
Black and white people are both equally racist. I’m sure most of the stuff that the author wrote on this website is stuff that black people like/do also, and there is a whole other list of things “black people like” too. Grow up, all of you. If you claim you hate racism then stop creating it, its never going to end. What happen in the past with racism is over with. White people are not even like that anymore so stop trying to “get back” at white people. We should be focusing on bigger things other than racism that could be prevented by this stupid website. Everyone is put into a sterotype and it is sad how this website sterotypes people by their race. I’m pretty sure that not ALL white people like bob marley or like sushi ect. It’s immature and I wish that everyone could see it too. I’m sure i’m going to get a lot of people riled up about this comment i’m making, but someone
needed to say it.
Bahaha I enjoyed “The Wackness” reference thoroughly. 🙂 Good movie. Kudos on such an accurate depiction of white culture; not speaking for all white people of course, but this site outlines many things I love as an incredibly white twenty year old.
Black and white people are equally racist, eh?
Typical thinking of a white person who’ve never experienced racism. Let’s hold hands and sing ‘Koombyaah’, if will make you feel any better.
It is what it is.
louie, suck a fart out of my white ass, you POS.
I’m mulatto, and I like some of the stuff on this website, and some of it I don’t, but it’s all funny. I do believe you’re missing the point.
Oh GEEZUS dude, grow a sense of humor! This S is hilarious! Who CARES if some people of other races (like ME) enjoy some of these…that’s not the point. This a HUMOR, not reference book (despite how accurate some of these are;) I tell far worse jokes than these and people (white AND black) laugh their ass off! Why? Because they GET IT dude. You sir/mam, take things WAAAY too seriously.
Now I’m off to go find a chicken box.
Holla!
fuck you whitey.
I shall rebut you in three parts….
“Black and white people are equally racist, eh?”
Why yes. They are. I hate my black friends as much as they hate me. Ergo, we are the same.
“Typical thinking of a white person who’ve never experienced racism.”
Can I get a “White People Hate Bad Grammer (Even when they use it themselves)” thread up on this S? Just sayin’….
“Let’s hold hands and sing ‘Koombyaah’, if will make you feel any better.”
OK. Are you coming on to us?
And your sign off? It is what it is?
Is what? What is what?
Gnome Zane?
ps. It’s all jokes on this site. Chill. Don’t hate. Procreate.
hahaha! except when I go to a jazz club, it’s a very mixed crowd. Funny, no. It’s always been one of those black/white meeting grounds along with 2 tone ska, etc.
I am white and i think Jazz is the most pretentious music out there. Blues is just annoying. But I have to admit I don’t listen to Hip-Hop that is really relevant. I don’t listen to the radio, so I guess none of the genre’s of music I listen to are relevant when I start to listen to certain songs. When I hear a song I like (from friends or whatever) I am going to listen to it regardless of what other people think.
Why is it so damn difficult for white people to refuse to believe what is the definition of racism?
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
What part of this definition you do not understand? Is it the first part which says that racism is A DOCTRINE OR TEACHING, which means that unlike bigotry (which is personal blind hatred), racism is part of a culture—in its laws, doctrines, and normal practices??
Or is it you are so blind that you do not understand that since racism in the US is part of our culture (white)—laws (read your constitution sometime…or better yet, look up the race laws MADE BY WHITE PEOPLE, FOR WHITE PEOPLE, AND FOR THE BENEFIT OF WHITE PEOPLE…..laws that were on the books for over 100 years in some states….and of course, doctrines (look up eugenics, tuskeegee experiments, and all that other stuff that reinforced racism in the minds of whites….
And the conclusion you come to??? White people have a monopoly on Racism in these United States of America.
You, whitey, may be correct by what you’re saying about black people hating you, but that is bigotry. White people, on the other hand, not only feel bigotry towards non-whites, they automatically feel superior to non-whites due to their upbringing under racist doctrine in the US of A. It is so ingrained in white peoples psyches that they do and feel it automatically.
Don’t believe me? Then walk up to a group of young black males ANYWHERE…..ya can’t do it unless you feel that twinge of inborn fear and/or nervousness….That is evidence that you are part of the system, whitey…
and it is what it is.
What a load of CRAP!!!! This entire blog is disgusting.
Amen!
You got me!
off to burn my fedora now.
I was dragged to a dive bar (which should be on The List in and of itself) that was full of white people. Of course someone put Notorious B.I.G.’s “Juicy” on the jukebox. Not surprisingly, more than half the bar began singing along very impressed and amused with themselves for knowing the lyrics. According to Wikipedia, in 1994 the song peaked the Billboard Top 100 at #27. The hip-hop song closest to the #27 spot on the Top 100 today is “Tie Me Down” by New Boyz. Funny enough, I doubt the same white people would be as impressed with themselves for knowing that song. ‘Cause, you know, it’s “so commercial”.
Yeah because stereotypes are only funny when its a minority.
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WOW, this is exactly what I’ve been thinking about lately, why would a rich ass like Eric Clapton have to sing the blues for? He has money, fame, I doubt he’s never had to pick up bales of hay, or work on railroads, or doing any kind of manual labor, it pisses me off he’s a billion aire but he does nothing to help the poor communities where his musical influence comes from. It sickens me when I go on youtube and type in Delta Blues Guitar Lesson and I get a friggin white guy from Australia or England as well. Oh I’m Kanienkehaka, or in the bastardized English Language Mohawk. I was going to have my own blog on this but I see there is no need to.
Niawen kowa (thanks in a big way)
well if you didnt laugh at it then you prolly have a hard ime laughin at yourself, cus i def laughed at myself while reading it
shit was a good read man, you know your stuff keep up the anthropology of today or whatever you wanna call it. its good to hear
@Louiecoolgato
amen. i wish i could hug you (only with consent). this was dead on. perfect analysis of structural, institutional racism. racism is absolutely not interpersonal, it is a system of oppression. just like, i could literally hate all straight people in the u.s. but as a queer person, that would give me NO institutional power to be oppressive. i simply don’t have the institutional laws, systems, law enforcement, and power on my side to oppress, and it’s the same with women, people of color, and people with disabilities.
interpersonal prejudice without power is NOT oppression.
(sigh of relief)!
thank you Louiecoolgato.
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http://manifestfreedom.wordpress.com/
Jazz is still relevant on its own and is being actively created. Music that was good is still good, who cares?
Jukdidk I just dont understand your point or why your angry at all. 1st of all why r u making this a black/white thing? Do you know whether or not the author is in fact Black? Or do u just assume he is because of course, only black people would despise white people right? Listen to how ignorant you sound when u make such presumptions. Im betting it was written by the same person that authored the book “Stuff White People Like” which came from the UK. But I could be wrong. Racism will never die because people like YOU wont let it. It will forever be at the forefront and the main topic of conversation.
– TRUTH HURTS
I agree with Louie 100% because Im all about the facts. White people hate facts, especially when its about them. The only facts they seem to care about are concerning sports and dollar figures. For example, we know black people, for the most part, embrace Black History Month. Whites on the other hand hate it and dont see the need for it. If they had it their way they would do away with the name altogether along with Martin Luther King’s holiday. Wanna know why? Because to them anything that has to do with Blacks progressing or advancing socially, politically, etc. should be suppressed and abolished. Oh I bet they’d love to go back to the days of slavery and have us workin on their plantations plowing fields and pickin cotton. But those days are long gone my friends, and if minorities had a say, the tables would be turned. The Bible says “The meek shall inherit the earth”, – who do u think that is referring to?
– TRUTH HURTS
STFU…Book is funny.. I live in a redneck town, with Calvin pissin on the Ford logo, bad 80’s hair, old men in feed store rocking in chair talking about “if it wasn’t for the Lord I wouldn’t be able to drive my pickup”, muddin on a Saturday night, people with no or little teeth, fat white girl dating black men, mixed children running around, meth houses around the corner, crackhead in the backyard, fat white men hitting on me (I’m black), bad grammar on both ends. Christian needs to come to small towns of Texas especially, East Texas he will get a REAL FEEL of these wonderful treasures.. If you live here you will understand, laugh so much til it hurts, One guy made it clear ” You have to have the rednecks around here makes you feel better about your life & if they wasn’t here who would you laugh at?”
Keep it up Christian, for everyone goes on about racism, man chill out sleep with a white guy/girl (I have! lost count) hehehehe, smoke some weed, eat some Williams chicken and listen to some progressive rock.
And white ppl do the same get with a sista or brotha, we like dogs and parks too. Let’s not masturbate! Procreate!
This blog is hilarious!! Too funny… keep up the good work.
For those cryin’ racism or hypocrisy, lemme tell you something, I’m black, listen to classical music (not to be pretentious or feel big about myself, but because I genuinely like it, blame my Music Appreciation professor) and the Beatles, and there’s quite a few other things I have in common with white folks. If he’d made a list about things black people like, I can honestly tell you I wouldn’t be one of those sensitive types (and we have plenty in our race, whether justified or not) to cry racism or hop on the phone to Jessie or worse yet, Sharpton. For all I know, there probably is a stuffblackpeoplelike website out there (that, in and of itself, is enough to write about), I just haven’t taken time out to look for it. I found this one on a whim, glad I did, cause it gave me a much needed laugh today. So far I’ve only read this one, the transportation one and the Conan o’ Brien one. It’s enough to keep me comin’ back tho LoL. I think both Conan and Leno can be funny, I used to watch them both in their old time slots.
And I’ve had it up to here with the whole ” I only listen to Old School Hip Hop” or Talib Kweli ( the only song I’ve heard by him and like is ‘I get By’) or whoever. I hear people say it in our race all the time too. “I don’t listen to Commerical music”, yea white folks (and blacks to a degree) are REAL good about that line, no matter what genre you’re talkin’ about, but they are the first to tell you what’s on the charts, who it’s by and what the correct lyrics to the song are lol.
whatever…..
My, my. Tis is funny!!!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
This is Hilarious. But partially true. I have a white friend who does sometimes spend time drinking Whiskey and Listening to Jazz.
what’s worse is I have a black friend who does all this supposedly “white” stuff… crazy…
GTFO, fag!
uuuhhhh….. is an uncle tom. FACT!
You’re the shizzle, dizzle. I’m still the proud owner of The Chronic, Bone Thugs ‘n Harmony x2, Master P’s Ghetto D, and everything Tu-Pac recorded and continues to record in Cuba.
I can say that this is true about Hip Hop
Tre…..is an oreo cookie, FACT!
the other world of black music
I’m black and I can say that a lot of black folks, including me, listen to jazz. About the other side of hip hop, mos def, common, wu-tang, etc. that is very true. I was very mainstream until I was 14 and this older white boy introduced me to all the “good music”. Yes very sad because my mom always listened to the “good music” to say but I appreciate it. 1 up for all my white folk!
I’m white…..and I’m reading your blog……
I think your blog might be in trouble!
John Mayer nuff said
How un-white. You cite Coltrane, one of the least obscure jazz artists? How about Lennie Tristano or Art Blakey or something other than Miles Davis, John Coltrane or Charlie Parker at least. And it’s My MORNING Jacket, idiot. Put it in quotes, be white, get it right.
Yeah, playing the same scale over and over is a good indication of “talent.” Idiot.
intellectual. idiot.
+ 1
Funny blog. Some people don’t get it though! Here’s one more that the people tend to like!
http://www.cdbaby.com/djcomeofage2
“Pretentious” is also a white person word, you didn’t use it in the same situation white people do in which they are trying to put someones work down.
That’s another thing white people do, copy what the other person says but changing the words around to make a statement about the other person.
“Progressive Rock” is another white person thing to refer to and I am guilty as charged.
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I think maybe you’re mistaking class for race about half the time here. Oh wait, we don’t have class in America. Right?
I guess I didn’t get it. Guess im half dead. Lmao. Interesting. I guess I am pretty white, but I think what you talk about is more an issue of class than race– as was mentioned. The popularity of a lot of the commercial music is due to marketing. The fact that much of it is so popular is actually pretty sad when one reflects on the issues still present in many black neighborhoods. The fact of the matter is if you are into production, you listen to everything– my experience.
Although this is true, rap has now reached the level of mainstream appeal that white kids are dying to stay current. Go to any, and I do mean any, Lil Wayne concert and you’ll see what I mean. So its just a matter of time until black people have to move on to another style of music.
John, you got to read “Black is the new white” about the rise of the power held by African-Americans in US society over whites & other racial groups. Also check out “the new Poor majority”, “American theocracy”, “Onward Christian Soldiers” and “the upcoming Democratic majority” about the future of America in the new chapter of the 21st century.
nice try niggaaaaaaaa, that’s exactly what Enigma the Nigra does, copycat all white posts, you POS.
STFU, NIGGAAAAAAAAA, LOGAN.
Don’t be fooled white people.
The above was written by a racist niggaaa, going by the name Enigra, or Stupid Texas Cracker Hunter, and multiple others, coming on to this site stirring up racial bull shit.
He’s a low life POS that steals and insults white peoples posts.
When he is shown to be a pathological liar, or cannot back up his black victimization whining BULLSHIT, he slithers to another thread and repeats the same BS.
That is the niggaaa way, crying, whining..”It’s all Whitey’s fault.”
I have stated and proved otherwise, and the above video confirms it, BLACKS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN SHORTCOMINGS, OF WHICH THERE ARE TOO MANY TO LIST.
THIS SLIMY POS SHOULD BE KICKED OFF THIS SITE!!!!!
READ THIS WHITE PEOPLE, JUST ONE OF THE MANY FACTS THE BLACK “VICTIMIZERS” DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW:
In an 1856 letter to his wife Mary Custis Lee, Robert E. Lee called slavery “a moral and political evil.” Yet he concluded that black slaves were immeasurably better off here than in Africa, morally, socially and physically.
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more (2).
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
WHITE FOLK:
SEE PAGE 111 FOR IMPORTANT UPDATES AND TRUE FACTS!!!
LoL… This is so true… More than just entire genres or specific artists, white people always seem to love “black” songs that black people have stopped listening to.
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! Please forgive me for the stupidity the I wrote earlier, I was drunk off budweiser and enjoying the company of my sheep/lover. I love black history month.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
😉
I am white and I am a jazz bassist. ¯\(°_o)/¯
xxxxxxAKA Whitey on February 26, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Don’t be fooled white people.
The above was written by a racist niggaaa, going by the name Enigra, or Stupid Texas Cracker Hunter, and multiple others, coming on to this site stirring up racial bull shit.
He’s a low life POS that steals and insults white peoples posts.
When he is shown to be a pathological liar, or cannot back up his black victimization whining BULLSHIT, he slithers to another thread and repeats the same BS.
That is the niggaaa way, crying, whining..”It’s all Whitey’s fault.”
I have stated and proved otherwise, and the above video confirms it, BLACKS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN SHORTCOMINGS, OF WHICH THERE ARE TOO MANY TO LIST.
THIS SLIMY POS SHOULD BE KICKED OFF THIS SITE!!!!!
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READ THE RACIST NIGGAAAAAS BS BELOW:
GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Here I iz folks practicin’ fo stickin my dick in da Man Gloryholes.
Come on boys an mandingos, Ize reddy to gets sucked!
Hey everybody, how do you like my moms video she posted on a online dating site. She is really showing off the goods eh’?
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hope you enjoy looking at my moms home movie posted below. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
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If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey Whitey,, pleaze takes a real lalapalozza of a sheet rights on my bald greasy head….
ize thankin’ ya!
I don’t understand how this site is ok. It is objectionable and offensive. I would not lump all black, indian, native american, or hispanic people together and say things about them. Not only is that wrong, but I would be called a KKK member!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! I also want a bigger dick, is that too much to ask?
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
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The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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CC
GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
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If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! I sucks dick to Teddy Pendergras. My boyfriend loves it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick, I do it for free!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
😉
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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Dumbass, you just turned those jokes round on white people. Go die.
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what you gonna do about it snow cone?
“Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. ”
more like facebook it…brilliant!
fuck you whitey…
nt
Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!
13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
Hello everybody, I’m Whitey and this is my black chunk of hot chocolate. I love sucking on his chocolate bar and showering in his creamy jizzz. God, I love being gay. He laughs at my two inch dick, but I love it anyways.
hahahahahahaha
Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!
13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!
Hello everybody, I’m Whitey and this is my black chunk of hot chocolate. I love sucking on his chocolate bar and showering in his creamy jizzz. God, I love being gay. He laughs at my two inch dick, but I love it anyways.
He tells me to suck him off, and to suck him off good. And I do, like the good bitch that I am.
Yessum,
here mo dem uncomfatables statistiks on we nigras, AGIN!!
13% a da poopulashuns, 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!
^^^^^^^ Hey everybody, this is my boyfriend, I know you wish you could shove his chocolate bar dick in your mouth, but his dick is for my mouth only. Sweet dreams bitches.
I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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Wez Niggassss 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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my moms a
hohoho
What do you get when you cross music made by Jews, Black people, Hispanics, Gypsies, Gay people, Metrosexuals and possibly some Asians? (J-pop has disco-like beat sounds) Herb Alpert, in his 1980(?) song “Rise”. And who really loves to listen to this stuff and appears on the vid.?
We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
To all us stupid redneck crackers on this site,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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Get out Akawhitey! We don’t need your stinkin’ smelly shit racism. How about some good music, peace and love from 1966? It’s Herb Alpert again, with his Tijuana Brass band, plays the Beatles’ Love (or was it touch?) of Honey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KDPUTyDyQ
I put alil DICK in my ASS EVERY DAY!
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Enigma the Nigra on March 7, 2010 at 7:31 pm
We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
😉
Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
😉
THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LYING POS RACIST NIGGAAAAAAAAA..
YOU ARE THE SCUM THAT HAS RUINED THIS BLOG, JUST LIKE EVERY NIGGA RUINS EVERYTHING THEY COME IN CONTACT WITH.
Correction – ‘Taste of Honey’ (smacks forehead), I hadn’t read the title long enough or lost the first part of the title (short-term memory excuse). You know how white are you (most white people are over age 40) when you check out 1960s era music on youtube.
Hey stupid texan crackers of the world
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey you albino ape, THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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* There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!” *
You hadn’t typed anything about Asians, unless it’s one of those Japanese samurais or WWII soldiers who just jump off the cliff instead of humiliating themselves working for the white man. But the Jews wanted to make a deal for all 4 of them, the Arabs and Indians were about to chase the white man for the blacks! There you go, even better.
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU BET~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
I love the fact that you are posting a diatribe about how blacks had WHITE slaves, I kinda enjoy reading that boy. Thanks for letting your fellow crackers know that my ancestors had their foot up some cracker butt just like I got my foot up yours. LOL, Now enjoy this very inspirational story.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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Enigma the Nigra on March 10, 2010 at 12:18 am
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my moms a
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Enigma the Nigra on March 9, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey genius, your post is linked to you IP address, which is trackable to you physical location.
Enjoy it cracker, time is tick, tick, ticking….
Looks like your moment of glory is over, to the bottom you go….
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
Keep it up Mr. AKAWhitey troll and you’ll be canned, er BANT.
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
😉
We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
😉
Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
😉
THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
😉
GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
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Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
Even Becky understands the truth.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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Lathisha on March 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Right on Enigma!
I am glad to see a fellow negro finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the white man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you black MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a black man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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I put alil DICK in my ASS EVERY DAZE!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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Enigma the Nigra on March 12, 2010 at 12:26 am
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
I will Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
Hey Ya Stupid Texan Cracker, you are starting to sound a tad bit salty ole chap, is your patience running thin, are you getting tired of me shoving my foot up your cracker ass, well SON, here is change you can believe in……
( Oh yeah, for all you spineless white crackers that just sit around and let Brutally Honest, Whitey, that autistic bitch beige race, Greg and all those other white peices of trash talk about blacks without voicing saying something against it, this buds for you too…. ya no back boned bitchesss)
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Keep the faith Becky, I will continue to spread the truth about us poor white cracker trash.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAA
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
Finally Enigma the Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the RACIST, LYING POS IS GONE; BANNED!!
Now we can get back to WHITE people only posting.
Whenever BLACKS come in, destruction and crime FOLLOW!!
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You’re an idiot.
Hey Frank, I bet your white friends are going to be happy with you for getting me started again. Next time shut up and leave well enough alone. 😉
I will keep up the good work Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
yeah, you ARROGANT POS.
Your momma.
🙂
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
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Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
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The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
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If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
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COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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frank on March 16, 2010 at 7:11 am
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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frank on March 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON.
Hey I bet your white friends are going to be happy with you for getting me started again. Next time shut up and leave well enough alone.
I will keep up the good work Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
LIVE WITH IT YOU LOW LIFE COWARD POS!!!!
Remember fellow coons:
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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frank on March 16, 2010 at 7:11 am
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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frank on March 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON.
I see you are still up to your stupid lil tricks again little BOY. Your lil spanking I gave you not teach you a lesson yet? Looks like the winner is ME, you see, I am not mad at all. Matter of fact, I feel good. LOL, soooo…………
Why soooo serious LOSER? LOL, Guess I really got your goat now, eh’? haha. Get over it sucka. Oh yeah…….
Hey governor, you are truly a moron. Really, did anyone ever tell your cracker ass, if not, allow me. You are a moron.
Suck a fat one and wipe the evidence off your face and out your eye beeeotch!!!!!
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You Stupid Texan Cracker, you just never learn. I bet the fine white folks of this site really appreciate you waking a relaxing giant you mental midget. I guess you enjoy the loooooooooong blogs afterall, well, allow me to give you what ya want.
I truly believe this from the bottom of my heart…….
Hey Ya Stupid Texan Cracker, you are starting to sound a tad bit salty ole chap, is your patience running thin, are you getting tired of me shoving my foot up your cracker ass, well SON, here is change you can believe in……
( Oh yeah, for all you spineless white crackers that just sit around and let Brutally Honest, Whitey, that autistic bitch beige race, Greg and all those other white peices of trash talk about blacks without saying something against it, this buds for you too…. ya no back boned bitchesss)
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Keep the faith Becky, I will continue to spread the truth about us poor white cracker trash.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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my moms a
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I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH
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my moms a
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LIVE WITH IT YOU LOW LIFE COWARD POS!!!!
Remember fellow coons:
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
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my moms a
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
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Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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frank on March 16, 2010 at 7:11 am
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON.
Who you callin’ boy, BOY.
UP TO YOUR LIL REPORTING TRICKS HEH, COWARD PUSSY BOY?
CAN’T FIGHT OR WIN POINTS ON MERIT ONLY, PUSSY MAN?
HOW’S IT FEEL TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND SEE AN UGLY MONKEY BOY FACE THAT’S A COWARD?
THOUGHT SO!!
Back to the bottom you go Redneck. Suck a dick beeeeeotch.
Hey governor, you are truly a moron. Really, did anyone ever tell your cracker ass, if not, allow me. You are a moron.
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You Stupid Texan Cracker, you just never learn. I bet the fine white folks of this site really appreciate you waking a relaxing giant you mental midget. I guess you enjoy the loooooooooong blogs afterall, well, allow me to give you what ya want.
I truly believe this from the bottom of my heart…….
Hey Ya Stupid Texan Cracker, you are starting to sound a tad bit salty ole chap, is your patience running thin, are you getting tired of me shoving my foot up your cracker ass, well SON, here is change you can believe in……
( Oh yeah, for all you spineless white crackers that just sit around and let Brutally Honest, Whitey, that autistic bitch beige race, Greg and all those other white peices of trash talk about blacks without saying something against it, this buds for you too…. ya no back boned bitchesss)
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Keep the faith Becky, I will continue to spread the truth about us poor white cracker trash.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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my moms a
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Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
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my moms a
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I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
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hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
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my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON
Back to the bottom you go Redneck. Suck a dick beeeeeotch.
Hey governor, you are truly a moron. Really, did anyone ever tell your cracker ass, if not, allow me. You are a moron.
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You Stupid Texan Cracker, you just never learn. I bet the fine white folks of this site really appreciate you waking a relaxing giant you mental midget. I guess you enjoy the loooooooooong blogs afterall, well, allow me to give you what ya want.
I truly believe this from the bottom of my heart…….
Hey Ya Stupid Texan Cracker, you are starting to sound a tad bit salty ole chap, is your patience running thin, are you getting tired of me shoving my foot up your cracker ass, well SON, here is change you can believe in……
( Oh yeah, for all you spineless white crackers that just sit around and let Brutally Honest, Whitey, that autistic bitch beige race, Greg and all those other white peices of trash talk about blacks without saying something against it, this buds for you too…. ya no back boned bitchesss)
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Keep the faith Becky, I will continue to spread the truth about us poor white cracker trash.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
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Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
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my moms a
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wow, how much time did you have on your hands when responding to this comment. Perhaps you should find a job or do your 7th grade science homework- instead of instructing someone who is expressing their opinions to “take it up the butthole”. Very mature. This is what is wrong with America. Mass stupidity.
seriously what is wrong with you? they have anger management classes…and medication. seek some help, and a hobby that doesn’t include flicking people off online.
AS I SAID YOU IGNORANT COON, YOU GO TO THE BOTTOM, AND YOU NEED TO GTF OUTTA HERE.
Enigma the Nigra on March 18, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
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my moms a
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I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
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hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON
Do we need to listen to this SHIT RAP CRAP on a WHITE PEOPLE SITE, NO, NEVER.
This MUST be that IGNORANT ENIGMA, NIGRA person again polluting this site.
The next trend in our country’s musical diversity: Latinos… Are growing in demographic numbers and size. Here’s an Obama election song !Viva Obama! in Spanish by Mexican band Los Dorados del Norte. Sorry to post it 3 times, and I’m not the only one to done that on this site (LOL). VIVA!
Folks, this “Mike D.” is ENIGMA the NIGRA posing his pro-Obomass propaganda.
He’s nothing more than a LYING, SLIMY POS.
hahaha this one is kind of true
what on earth was that comment? you made NO sense. why isn’t someone from this website screening the comments that get posted here?
because it follows an exert from a really good book that explains why white people behave the way they do and think the way they do. the fish belly that posted most of this stuff did do his homework. i’m sure he has a degree in liberal arts and goes camping all the time. fucking white people
How poetic.
Dope video and one of the illest tracks ever made. Disclaimer *: This is directed toward the author of the article above: First off, I must say, thank god for those ‘white people out there’ still keeping the golden age alive as I am one of them and always will be one of them…When someone says they come from the old school, well, then that’s what they probably mean. There is not much that can slide by me when it comes to hip hop. I have lived and breathed the culture since I was 7 years old, now almost 31. I’ve seen and done it all, and I guarantee I can turn you onto some sh*t that’ll change your life, because clearly you’ve neither listened or absorbed anything you’ve heard music-wise in your pathetic little life…LOL this article is one of the most ridiculously racist and ignorant I’ve ever read. There are and always have been white folks associated with the production and movement of hip hop, since it’s inception in the 70’s and many today pushing the boundaries. It’s not about keeping YOUR music alive, it’s about the unity and the opportunity to express yourself through hip hop music, and keeping OUR SOUND ALIVE, something the culture provides everyone regardless of their color or status…Check out Brother Ali, Jake One, Mac Lethal, CYNE, Reason The Citizen, Input, Blame One, 7L & Esoteric, Joe Scudda, The Away Team, Kooley High, Exile, Ant, Eyedea & Abilities, DJ Unwind, the Alchemist. Plus many more. We’ve been killin’ it for years too so get your head out your ass and the crust out your ears! ONE LOVE
Hey Frank, get it straight BOY, I did not post the “viva Obama” video. Get it right SON.
Don’t make it a habit of putting words in my mouth son, I don’t care if the “All Mighty Himself swung open heavens gates and hung his meat outta the sky and said to do it”, your gay but better think twice peewee.
put alil love in your heart
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um…wow? (I’m so blown away by the whole I just came to say that I do still love De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest and I frequently refer to the trifle that passes for hip hop nowadays as “commercial” hip hop…and I went to Denison in Ohio…so, I think these that
White People Like” are more endemic of socio-economic status rather than race, since I am a black 33 year old woman from the South. I have found several things on this site which I do enjoy so either it’s my aforementioned hypothesis or else I’m just a sell out.
um…wow? (I’m so blown away by the whole rant above? purpose?) I just came to say that I do still love De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest, et al, and I frequently refer to the trifle that passes for hip hop nowadays as “commercial” hip hop…and I went to Denison in Ohio…so, I think these things that
“White People Like” are more endemic of socio-economic status rather than race, since I am a black 33 year old woman from the South. I have found several things on this site which I do enjoy so either it’s my aforementioned hypothesis or else I’m just a sell out.
Blues is no longer black music. People like Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Kenny Wayne Shepherd and a whole host of other such whities have taken the music, improved it and transformed it into white music. I hardly ever listen to black blues artists any longer, because the white musicians are so much better.
Those are not words in your mouth you Dumb Harlem Nigra, those are some gay boys nutts, that you love so much.
And quit posting under a white boy moniker, even though you wish you were, we understand your frustration at being low.
Another thing:
Stop your incessant RACIAL COMMENTS, YOU are the slime that has ruined this thread because of it.
STFU once and for all.
Oh, and that ~~~~~~~~~~WAS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YOU!
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Get over it ya stupid texan cracker. Oh yeah, there never has, nor shall there ever be nuts in my mouth. Pity you can’t say the same BOY. lol, cause my sack stays in your mouth like Santa Claus.
put alil love in your heart
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Oh, SUCK^^^^^^^MY^^^^^HAIRY^^^^^^BALLS^^^!!
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YOU’D LOVE THAT WOULDN’T YOU FAGGOT HARLEM DUMB NIGRA?
NEED TO STOP POSTING WITH THE WHITE BOY MONIKER, YOU’LL NEVER TURN WHITE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLICK THOSE HEELS OF YOUR DOROTHY RED SHOES AND WISH IT.
NOW GO SUCK SOME GUYS WIZ OF A WIZ, YOU A WIZ YO IZ, YOU FRIZ-ZY HEADED MOMBO.
Your momma wears combat boots but she don’t fight in the war. And she LIKES it.
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Let me spicin things up. I see your still up to your tricks saying racist things, stupid texan cracker formerly known as whitey…aka frank. Let us start anew. 😉
Oh yeah…..
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
I will keep up the good work Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
You know where you belong, on the bottom with the slime, cellar dweller coon.
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AH-HA-AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON
Can you be this Dumb, Coon?
My comments are racist, yours are… what exactly?
SHITHEAD!
MEATHEAD!
Or, Enigma the dumb Nigra givin head?
SUCK^^^^^^^MY^^^^^HAIRY^^^^^^BALLS^^^!!
How you like MY new name SON?
Oh, you can keep the dumb darky name, it fits you well, being that you never seen soap and water in years. Dirt tends to darkin ones skin. You are living proof of that you cracker formerlly known as Whitey.
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I did not give you permission to use my name BOY!!! the name “xxxxxxAKA Whitey” is now the property of the mother Africa, SON. You are not worthy of it anymore. hahaha,
p.a.l.i.y.h
You stupid idiot white piece of rotten dog shit! Free Black people bought and owned slaves as a way to get our people back from you cracker as crackers! Poor black people would much rather be owned by thier own kind then by you rapist murdering fools, that are so weak you can’t do your own work for yourself! Ever heard of Harriet Tubman? She was a slave owner too. Black slave owners were’nt hanging and burning whloe families for Sunday fun like you coward ass swine.
Yes, everyone did own slaves but you crackers carry the historic torch of genicide. That’s why every race in the world hates you. You,ve even lost the respect from your white women. That’s why now days you see them starting families with every race but thier own. Why? Because they’re ashamed of sharing that embarrassing history with you.
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hey D.B, I can answer your question. My comments are YOUR COMMENTS edited to be more brotha friendly. I guess your stuperior mind couldn’t comprehend that logic eh’. LOL
put alil love in your heart
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Ps. I was receiving head from your no teeth having mom. She really knows how to gum it like a pro.
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The next census will reveal those states mentioned in the song are mostly Latino. Who else is next? California? SI! Texas? SI! Arizona. You get it now. Obama and his fellow Democrats are to blame, as well Bush and his Republican cronies…all they want is more votes, and seats in office.
You know where you belong, on the bottom with the slime, cellar dweller coon.
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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Wow, what another great fairy tale of revisionist history BY THE MASTA REVISIONIST, Enigma the Nigra LYING POS.
HEY ASSWIPE, just ONE example, TODAY, not decades or centuries ago, in Haiti, children are kidnapped or sold to other families as SLAVES.
They are beaten, nearly starved, and worked to death by their new owners.
Africa- SAME.
NAME ONE WHITE NATION THAT HAS NOT OUTLAWED SLAVERY.
IT IS THE WHITE NATIONS WHO HAVE SAVED YOU PITIFUL BLACKS FROM MISERY AND EXTINCTION. SINCE THE END OF WHITE COLONIST IN AFRICA WHAT ARE THE RESULTS?
EITHER POVERTY, FAMINE, WAR, GENOCIDE, CORRUPTION, OR A COMBINATION IN EVERY BLACK COUNTRY.
Every one hates whites?
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Ask how many non black nations request your black presence. Go ahead, just ask.
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Your momma. Hahahaha!!! Hey cracker formerlly known as whitey, “WHY SOO SERIOUS????”!!!!!! LOL.
You are a LOSER. Am I making you mad BOY, did I hurt your wittle racist feelings. Tough, get over it.
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Now, this buds for you.
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You know where you belong, on the bottom with the slime, cellar dweller coon.
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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Wow, what another great fairy tale of revisionist history BY THE MASTA REVISIONIST, Enigma the Nigra LYING POS.
HEY ASSWIPE, just ONE example, TODAY, not decades or centuries ago, in Haiti, children are kidnapped or sold to other families as SLAVES.
They are beaten, nearly starved, and worked to death by their new owners.
Africa- SAME.
NAME ONE WHITE NATION THAT HAS NOT OUTLAWED SLAVERY.
IT IS THE WHITE NATIONS WHO HAVE SAVED YOU PITIFUL BLACKS FROM MISERY AND EXTINCTION. SINCE THE END OF WHITE COLONIST IN AFRICA WHAT ARE THE RESULTS?
EITHER POVERTY, FAMINE, WAR, GENOCIDE, CORRUPTION, OR A COMBINATION IN EVERY BLACK COUNTRY.
Every one hates whites?
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Ask how many non black nations request your black presence. Go ahead, just ask.
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THAT WOULD BE:
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Is this supposed to be humorous? It isn’t – And its true that mass-produced hip hop is total fucking shit. This is for a simple reason – Most black people are complete dumb motherfuckers with no substance, hence dumb-arse music like lil wayne has replaced Wu-Tang – Kind of the same as the mass of white people really, who are also dumb motherfuckers generally preffering Britney shitting spears to say Jeff Buckley when there not listening to fiftyy pence. Who can honestly say black music hasn’t compltely died on its arse? instead of Marvin Gaye we now akon 😦
Also, your premise is wrong anyway, the majority of white people being the morons that they are listen to the more shitty end of black music, lil Wayne, Akon and all that utter shite – artists who are not performing black music, just crap music.
Lil wayne can eat a dick.
Let me spicin things up. I see your still up to your tricks saying racist things, stupid texan cracker formerly known as whitey…aka frank. Let us start anew.
Oh yeah…..
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
I will keep up the good work Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY WHITEY THE CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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Starting up again, Coon RACIST, HYPOCRITE?
You know where you belong, on the bottom with the slime, cellar dweller coon.
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!
I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
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Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
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NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON
I’m baaaaack dumbass. I bet the fine folks of this site are glad to know your stupid ass is at it again. Well, seems to me we have a failure to communicate. So you stupid texan cracker……….
Let me spicin things up. I see your still up to your tricks saying racist things, stupid texan cracker formerly known as whitey…aka frank. Let us start anew.
Oh yeah…..
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
I will keep up the good work Becky.
Becky on March 11, 2010 at 4:47 am
Right on Whitey!
I am glad to see a fellow cracker finally printing the truth.
We are always blaming the black man for our problems when in actuality it is us, and to be more specific, you white MEN.
When are you going to start taking responsibilities for your own actions?
Welfare babies, crime, dope, violence, the list is ENDLESS!
Finally, a white man with the guts to tell the TRUTH!!
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hey Becky? on March 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm
AMEN, white sister!!!
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xxxxxxAKA Whitey on March 11, 2010 at 4:45 am
Good morning………
Hey ya stupid texan cracker, “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!!!”
Enjoy your trip, have a good FALL.
“Righteous Educator on March 9, 2010 at 2:47 am
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPL E’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!”
Usually, I would post my ode to the stupid texan crackers on top of the page, but light of this awsome discovery, I will pay my respects to the rightous teacher and let those pearls of wisdom that he wrote shine somemore.
Now………
Hey Brute,
This buds for you!!!!
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I’m a stupid texan cracker for life.
Put alot of man meat in my mouth!!!!
I’m back!!! Just like the herpes bump on the tip of my short white cracka dick!!! I hate being white, I want to be a soul brotha!!! Let me suck your dick!!!!!!! I have way too much time on my hands, but what can I do, my grand lizard of the KKK says he is going to kick my ass if I don’t stand up to the mighty blackman.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I love dicks in my mouth.
OH, how I hate March, that means the end of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH and that is a pity. But, to celebrate the memory of that great month, I will re-post the my love of the black man…………
*Sniff*
Hello my fellow crackers, today is the final day of BLACK MAN APPRECIATION DAY, and I am sad to see it go. I love my black girlfriend and half black kids. My tranny wife told me the truth this weekend, but my digress. I am here to tell everybody that I love Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, and I even think Harriet Tubman is hot, she does look like my mom, only she is just alil hotter. I will miss this month and I wish I was black. I want a bigger dick, a better truck and I desire to move out the trailer park. I will continue to molest my little brother though, that’s one of the purks of being POW.
I apologize for all the ignorance I have been spreading on this site and want everyone to know that I did not mean it. I only wrote those things out of jealousy. I don’t have any friends and this is as close to human contact I will ever have. I will keep this short because I am about to go buy some James Brown records and practice my “I’m black and I’m proud” vocal skills.
I have seen the light and the error of my ways. I want to be black now, grow a big dick and learn to dance. I wanna be black and proud. I hate being a stupid texan cracker!!!!!
HAPPY 28th DAY OF BLACK MAN APPRECIATION MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an ode to me….
whitey, whitey, redneck cracker
Brutal, worthless, thieving slacker…
Often high, thrives in jail…
his welfare check is in the mail
Some 40 offspring have been had,
not one will ever call him dad.
And yet he hollers day and night:
“I blames the nigga man for my plight!
It’s him spreads trash all round my shack,
and him what makes me smoke meth n crack.
He push my kind to burn and loot,
and sends de police dat we shoot…..
touching aint it. Anyways….
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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Good morning Governor….
Happy Black History Day ya stupid texan cracker. I’m back beeotch. Looks like I got you rednecks in an up roar. LOL. What is going on here, crackas trying to defend their stupidity? How cute, it is similar to watching a baby monkey trying to fuck a football, simply pathetic. Looks like you cant change a crackers colors after all. Oh well…….
Hey Whitey, this buds for you ya stupid redneck, racist, texan cracker!!!!!
Fuck you and your question ya stupid texan cracker. If you want to learn black history, read a fucking book dumbass!!
Thanks for the suggestion Whitey, but after re-reading my post, I have come to the conclusion that it makes PERFECT sense. Being an albino monkey yourself, I am sure you of all people can find the humor in those words beeeeotch.
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Oh my, did I do that? Did I just take away your page beeeotch?
Ooops I did it again, my nuts in your mouth, I’m on top of the page, beeeeotch.
AS I WAS SAYING, HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH CRACKAS!!
Happy 28th day of BLACKMAN APPRECIATION MONTH, we, the brothas of the US of A would like to show our gratitude for all the lazy ass good for nothing crackers who were tooo damn lazy to go into the cotton fields themselves, but decided to drag us away from our homeland to do the hard work for them. If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here. Wow, it just hit me, the ORIGINAL slaves were whites in this country, or better yet, “indentured servants” and they were’nt worth a damn, so you go to Africa to grab the brothas and sistahs. (sniff) after alot of years and hard work, we rose for the cotton fields to the cities and from the out house to the whitehouse. We nolonger want 40 acres and a mule, we settled for 50 states and a white house. Sometimes I love you CRACKERS!!!!
Come on Whitey, you know you take it up the booty hole every now and always. Don’t be like that now. You know you were’nt acting like that yesterday when you were carrying sack in your mouth like the mailman. Besides, why so hostile. You know a quick temper means a slow mind.
There is alot of racial hostility going on here, can’t we all just get along. Let us join hands and sing alil song that is dear to my heart, this song is for you…….
Now let’s sing alil song………
Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put my nutts in your mouth
You see it’s getting late
Oh, please don’t hesitate
Put my nuts in your mouth
And there will be a salty taste
And there will be-ee a salty taste
For you and whitey
Just pucker up, and SEEEEE
Another day goes by
your heads between my thighs
Put my nutts in your mouth
If you want the world to know
Open up the window
While you put my nuts in your mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
Sack on your chin like santa claus
when you’re juggling balls
To put my nutts in your mouth
Greg on his job to please
Sucking nutts while on his KNEES
Got my nutts in his mouth
And the world will be a better place
When you enjoy, the salty taste
Of sweat
And peeee
You just wait
And seeee, WAIT AND SEEEEEEEE
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So WHITEY, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A WHITEY CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY WHITES.
NOW WHITEY, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Whitey the stupid texan cracker, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing white are the culprits when they openly handed over these white slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the indentured servant worked along with the black slaves til master kicked their worthless asses away.
Hey, thanks!!!
Of course Mr. whitey also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his whiteman victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist white caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected. Thank god Obama is an improvement.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
YOU WANT ME TO START LISTING THE LONG LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON WHITEY, GIVE ME A CHALLENGE BITCH.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, WHITEY THE LOUDMOUTH CRACLA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG LIL CRACKA LIP IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE CRACKASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS WHITEY….
HEY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY CRACKA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE WHITE BOY TEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NOW CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD WHITEY………
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HEY SORRY CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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WHITEY THE STUPID TEXAN CRACKER:
Stones –I’m a Honky Man
I’m Whitey a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every black in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Whitey the albino monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m Whitey the cracka, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK WHITEY, WE GOT IT, YOUR A ALBINO MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON WHITEY………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over WHITEY THE TEXAN CRACKA
Here come old CRACKA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got crack-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he cracla the sleaze
He a CRACKA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These CRACKAs never gonna be free
Cum together over whiteys face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over crackas face, right now
All Over me
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over whiteys face, yeah uh huh
Come together over whiteys face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The following are facts not jokes (edited to be more brotha friendly):
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Crackers out their mouths.
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the white guy stealing it.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
YES. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
What do u call a white priest?
Holy shit.
How long does it take a white lady to shit?
About 9 months.
What do you do if you see a white man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead white person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why are whites afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run cracker, cracker run.
Why are white people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
I put alil love in my heart
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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Ehhhhhhh…you know the routine dumb Enigma the Coon
Starting up again, Coon RACIST, HYPOCRITE?
You know where you belong, on the bottom with the slime, cellar dweller coon.
Ahhhh, BLACKIE, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GO TO THE BOTTOM WHERE YOU RIGHTLY BELONG.
YOU’VE HAD YOUR ASS WHIPPED BIG TIME SO BETTER YET, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
THIS HERE FOR WHITE FOLK~~~ONLY~~~
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
😉
I put alil DICK in my ASS & MOUTH!!!!!
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
🙂
WELL THEN, LIVE WITH THIS YOU SLIMY POS!
WOW, I BET MY FELLOW COONS ARE SO PROUD OF ME FOR GETTING MY BLACK ASS WHIPPED BY WHITEY…AS USUAL!!!!
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I love it, matter of fact, my knees are the strongest joints in my body due to me bending over so much.+
hehehehehe
hahahahaha
my moms a
hohohohoho
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I put alil man DICK in my ass every day and IZE lovin’ it!
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We Niggassss a 13% a da poopulashuns, but spread 50% a da AIDS.
dAMNS, WEZ DA CAUZ A ALL DA PROBLEMS AROUN HERE!
Dis mean I CANT SUCK ANYMO DOZ BIG FAT MANDINGO DICKS I LUVS TO SLURPS WIT DA MAN GOO!
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET, DIS A BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!
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Enigma the Nigra
I put alil love in my ass every days!
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THANKS GODS THAT FREAKIN BLACKIE WHAT HISTORY? MONTHS OVA!!
NOW NIGGASSSSSSSSS, LET US ENJOY 11 MONTS A DA WHITE REAL HISTORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS BOOGIE DOWN NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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GUESS WE NIGGASSSSSSSSSS QUIT DA RACIST HEH??????????????????
ENJOYS DA TRUTH!!!!:
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White ma
JUS LIKES WHITEY BIN TELLIN’ ME
LIZEN TO DIS!:
The controlled media focus exclusively on the enslavement of Blacks. The impression is given that only Whites bear responsibility for enslaving Blacks and that only Blacks were slaves. In fact, Blacks in Africa engaged in extensive enslavement of their own kind. Slavery was endemic in Africa, with entire tribes being enslaved through conquest on a regular basis. When Arabic, Jewish and White slave traders arrived on the coast of sub-Saharan Africa, they seldom if ever had to travel inland and fight or pursue their quarry. They were met on the coast by Africans more than willing to sell slaves to them by the thousands. And in America, records show that Black slaves were owned, not just by a few wealthy Whites, but by free Blacks and by Cherokee Indians. In some cases, these Blacks and Indians even owned White slaves.
White slaves were actually owned by Blacks and Indians in the South to such an extent that the Virginia Assembly passed the following law in 1670: “It is enacted that no negro or Indian though baptized and enjoying their own freedom shall be capable of any such purchase of Christians.” The records of the time reveal that free Blacks often owned Black slaves themselves. In 1717, it was proposed that a qualification for election to the South Carolina Assembly was to be “the ownership of one White man.”
From 1609 until the early 1800s, between one half and two thirds of all the White colonists who came to the New World came as slaves. White slaves cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads, sweated in the fields, and died like flies in hellish factories. Owned like property, they had no rights nor recourse to the law. Fugitive slave laws applied to them just as to Blacks if they should flee their masters. Black slaves were expensive, and though at times cruelly used, were not often used beyond the limits of human endurance. That would have been a waste of a costly investment. White slaves, however, consisting of the poor and unwanted “surplus population” of Britain, were available for nearly nothing, just a few pence for a thug to billyclub them and shanghai them aboard a westward-bound vessel. Thus they were expendable.
ENJOY:
On June 8, 1816, William Ellison appeared before a magistrate (with five local freeholders as supporting witnesses) to gain permission to free April, now 26 years of age. In 1800 the South Carolina legislature had set out in detail the procedures for manumission. To end the practice of freeing unruly slaves of “bad or depraved” character and those who “from age or infirmity” were incapacitated, the state required that an owner testify under oath to the good character of the slave he sought to free. Also required was evidence of the slave’s “ability to gain a livelihood in an honest way.”
Although lawmakers of the time could not envision the incredibly vast public welfare structures of a later age, these stipulations became law in order to prevent slaveholders from freeing individuals who would become a burden on the general public.
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AND LISTENS TO DIS:
Interestingly, considering today’s accounts of life under slavery, authors Johnson and Roak report instances where free Negroes petitioned to be allowed to become slaves; this because they were unable to support themselves.
You folk likin’ THE TRUTH FOR ONCE?
ENJOY:
In 1860 there were at least six Negroes in Louisiana who owned 65 or more slaves The largest number, 152 slaves, were owned by the widow C. Richards and her son P.C. Richards, who owned a large sugar cane plantation. Another Negro slave magnate in Louisiana, with over 100 slaves, was Antoine Dubuclet, a sugar planter whose estate was valued at (in 1860 dollars) $264,000 (3). That year, the mean wealth of southern white men was $3,978 (4).
In Charleston, South Carolina in 1860 125 free Negroes owned slaves; six of them owning 10 or more. Of the $1.5 million in taxable property owned by free Negroes in Charleston, more than $300,000 represented slave holdings (5). In North Carolina 69 free Negroes were slave owners (6).
In 1860 William Ellison was South Carolina’s largest Negro slaveowner. In Black Masters. A Free Family of Color in the Old South, authors Michael P. Johnson and James L. Roak write a sympathetic account of Ellison’s life. From Ellison’s birth as a slave to his death at 71, the authors attempt to provide justification, based on their own speculation, as to why a former slave would become a magnate slave master.
At birth he was given the name April. A common practice among slaves of the period was to name a child after the day or month of his or her birth. Between 1800 and 1802 April was purchased by a white slave-owner named William Ellison. Apprenticed at 12, he was taught the trades of carpentry, blacksmithing and machining, as well as how to read, write, cipher and do basic bookkeeping.
Ize just a beginnin’
ENJOY:
According to federal census reports, on June 1, 1860 there were nearly 4.5 million Negroes in the United States, with fewer than four million of them living in the southern slaveholding states. Of the blacks residing in the South, 261,988 were not slaves. Of this number, 10,689 lived in New Orleans. The country’s leading African American historian, Duke University professor John Hope Franklin, records that in New Orleans over 3,000 free Negroes owned slaves, or 28 percent of the free Negroes in that city.
To return to the census figures quoted above, this 28 percent is certainly impressive when compared to less than 1.4 percent of all American whites and less than 4.8 percent of southern whites. The statistics show that, when free, blacks disproportionately became slave masters.
The majority of slaveholders, white and black, owned only one to five slaves. More often than not, and contrary to a century and a half of bullwhips-on-tortured-backs propaganda, black and white masters worked and ate alongside their charges; be it in house, field or workshop. The few individuals who owned 50 or more slaves were confined to the top one percent, and have been defined as slave magnates.
*Sniffle*
Ize guessin’ ize jus got to tell the TRUTHS now thats Black What History? Months is FINALLY OVA, and now wez goin’ into the real histories, 11 mont a WHITE REAL GREATS HISTORIES!!!
ENJOYS:
The fact is large numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves; in fact, in numbers disproportionate to their representation in society at large. In 1860 only a small minority of whites owned slaves. According to the U.S. census report for that last year before the Civil War, there were nearly 27 million whites in the country. Some eight million of them lived in the slaveholding states.
The census also determined that there were fewer than 385,000 individuals who owned slaves (1). Even if all slaveholders had been white, that would amount to only 1.4 percent of whites in the country (or 4.8 percent of southern whites owning one or more slaves).
In the rare instances when the ownership of slaves by free Negroes is acknowledged in the history books, justification centers on the claim that black slave masters were simply individuals who purchased the freedom of a spouse or child from a white slaveholder and had been unable to legally manumit them. Although this did indeed happen at times, it is a misrepresentation of the majority of instances, one which is debunked by records of the period on blacks who owned slaves. These include individuals such as Justus Angel and Mistress L. Horry, of Colleton District, South Carolina, who each owned 84 slaves in 1830. In fact, in 1830 a fourth of the free Negro slave masters in South Carolina owned 10 or more slaves; eight owning 30 or more.
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GO TO BEDDY BYE NOW ENIGRA, BUT LOOK OUT UNDER THE BED, THERE MAY BE SPOOKS UNDER THERE!!!
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WELL, WELL, NOT A HINT OF DENIAL FROM OUR SWEETIE PIE ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ENIGMA TRYING TO WEASEL OUT BY IDENTITY THEFT AND CRYING FOR AN “APOLOGY,” WHAT WILL THIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THINK OF NEXT?
MAYBE HE WILL ASK FOR A NOTE FROM HIS MOMMY ASKING US TO PLEASE STOP PICKING ON HER LIL’ BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BEFORE HE HAS NIGHTMARES AND CRIES HIMSELF TO BEDDY BYE.
SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE, DO I SEE PO’ ENIGMA CWYING IN HIS WITTLE BED?
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HEY ENIGMA THE DUMB UNDERHANDED MONIKER STEALING
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
MADE A MISTAKE DID YA?
YOU POSTED AS ~~~~~”GREG”~~~~~ TWICE, ONCE WITH YOUR FAMOUS FLYING FINGER AND SECOND WITH YOUR VIOLIN PLAYING, I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU B/S………….
CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING DUMB????????????????????????
ENIGMA THE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???
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WHATS THE MATTER ENIGMA, TRYING TO BACK OUT BUT DONT KNOW HOW? GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, BUT TRYING TO SAVE FACE???
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I’LL LEAVE THIS UP FOR A WHILE SO EVERYONE SEE’S WHAT A LYING, COWARD POS YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BELIEVE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO YOU, YOU’RE TO FUCKIN’ LAZY ASS TO THINK OR FIND SOMETHING ORIGINAL ON YOUR OWN, OR UNABLE TO.
NOW, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS…..
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
NICE TRY, NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, RE-READ, IT MAKES NO SENSE SIMPLY SUBSTITUTING WHITE FOR BLACK.
PO PATHETIC NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN NOT EVEN COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT OR ANY PROOF WHATSOEVER TO BACK HIS NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’S.
WHATSA MATTER NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GETTIN’ EMBARASSED?
NEVER GONNA QUITE POSTING THIS, YOU SORRY ASS
NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If it were not for your ancestors, we would not be here.
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I almost forgot the most important point.
So Enigra, WHO THE FUCK IS KEEPING YOUR SORRY ASS’ HERE?????
GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!
I NOTICE I HAVE ~~~~NEVER~~~~ HEARD OF A NIGRA CLAMORING TO RETURN TO THE “OLD COUNTRY,” OR FOR THAT MATTER, ~~~~ANY~~~~ COUNTRY RULED BY BLACKS.
NOW ENIGRA, THE LOUD MOUTH POS FOOL WILL EXPLAIN TO ALL OF US HERE ~~~~~~~~~~WHY??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LET US SEE IF HE HAS THE NUTTS AND GUTS……………………….
I’M BETTING,,,,,,,,,,NOPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn’t this that Enigma the nigaaaaaaaaaaaa, getting his facts just a teensy on the lying end………again.
History tells us his lazy, backstabbing black “brothas” along with their rag head Muslim “brothas” are the culprits when they openly handed over these slaves for the almighty dollar.
Of course the whites used them as slaves, while the “indentured servants” where to proud and brave to work as slaves, the blacks were too dumb and cowardly to refuse.
Hey, thanks Negroes!!!
Of course Mr. Enigra also avoids mentioning if not for the white trash Liberal Left, and the numerous white college students who have been indoctrinated into his black victimization BULLSHIT, and the lying, cheating, racist black caucuses, and organizations turning out record number voters, including non-existent fraudulent votes, this LYING, RACIST, SOCIALIST, COMMIE MENTORED POS, could never have been elected.
As for his BULLSHIT Black WHAT HISTORY? Month, he still lives in his fantasy world that someone here GIVES A SHIT, BESIDES HIM.
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NOW MR. BULLSHIT:
START LISTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF YOUR BLACK BRETHREN THAT WARRANT BLACK HISTORY MONTHS,,,
ALONG WITH:
A LIST OF ALL THE GLORIOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE BLACK TO WORLD CIVILIZATION:
C’MON NEGRO, PUT UP, OR SHUT UP THEM BIG MOMBO LYING LIPS.
LET’S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE NUTTS, NUTTLESS.
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LOOK EVERYONE, ENIGRA THE LOUDMOUTH NIGRA CANNOT PUT HIS MONEY (IF HE HAS ANY) WHERE HIS BIG MOMBO LIPPED MOUTH IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS THE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAASSS
AREN’T WORTH A ~~~~~~~~~SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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HEY ENIGMA THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~~~~~LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU GOT NO NUTTS, BOYYYYYY
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NO NUTTS ENIGMA….
HEY NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, DID YOU STAY UP JUST FOR ME WAITING, AND WAITING, AND WAITING……HAHAHAHA.
HEY ENIGMA, WATCH THE SUPER BOWL?
GUESS WHO LOST ON BLACK WHAT HISTORY? MONTH?
THE NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COACH, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
NOW NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE ALL STILL WAITIN’ FOR YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS………
C’MON NUTLESS, GUTLESS…..
COWARD ENIGMA………
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HEY SORRY NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA,
I’LL JUST KEEP POSTING THIS UNTIL YOUR ASS IS EXPOSED TO EVERYONE HERE……………………………………………………..
SORRY ASS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Enigma the Nigra singing:
Stones –I’m a Monkey Man
I’m Enigra a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are cum goo junkies
That’s really true
I’m suckin’ cold Italian sausages- pizza
I get man nutts in my lemon squeezer
Would you do?
But I’ve been slapped down like shit and I’ve been tossed around
By every whitey in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just Enigra the Nigra monkey man
I’m lovin’ to be suckin’ the monkey men goo too
I was sucked by my man whore
I was gouged and I was gored
And I pulled on his dick and sucked it through and through
Yes, I’m a sack sucker of broken nutts
I always have an unmade bed ready for my monkey men
Don’t you?
Well, I hope my face ain’t to a mess-ianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I love to play the monkee man goo blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad I’m a monkey, monkey man too, babe
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m Enigma the Nigra, I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
OK, OK ENIGMA, ENIGRA, WE GOT IT, YOUR A MONKEY, AND PROUD OF IT…………………..
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MA..MA…MA…MA…MAA..MAA…MONKEY MON ENIGMA………
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cume Together over ENIGMA the NIGRAAAAAAA
Here come old NIGGA
He come shufflin’ up slowly
He got jig-a-boo eyeball
He one gay gloryhole roller
He got hair on his balls down to his knees
Got to be a joker
‘Cause he ENIGRA the sleaze
He a NIGGA so he know shoeshine
He eat toe jam and the man goo
He got monkey face
He shoot Cum Cola
He say I suck you, you suck me
One thing I can tell you is
These Niggas never gonna be free
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He luv the tea bags production
He got walrus cum up his boot
He got Ono sideboard
He one slave boy to the cracker
He got hair on his balls below his knees
Hold you in his monkey arms
You can feel his disease
Cum together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
He be-cuming whities toaster
He got early warning
He got his filthy butt handed to him
He one homo filter
He say I want one and one and one is three
Got to be one uglee looking monkee
‘Cause he’s so hard to see
Come together over Enigras face, right now
All Over me
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over Enigras face, yeah uh huh
Come together over Enigras face, yeah
Come together over my uglee monkee face, yeah
UH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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YA DUMB JIGABOO, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
SUCK A DICK, YA HOMO GHETTO FAG BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
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THIS FINGERS UP YOURS, YOU SLIMY POS BLACK RACIST SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK YOUR A WISE ASS HUH, YOU LIL SLIMY ARROGANT POS, IGNORANT GHETTO COON
Hey Coon man, miss your old name yet. LOL!!!
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Your momma.
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Why no, not at all, Dumb Blackie Coon.
Enjoying your new one?
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Your momma.
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UP YOURS, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
About Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
Actually, I am redneck.
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ok this article is bullshit. yea i’m white and i like krs one, de la soul, wu-tang, atcq. how can you say that music isn’t relevant. to me music is music, it is ok to relate to music doesn’t represent your race and isn’t in the mainstream. this article seems to discredit and insult good hip hop.
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Black people don’t like Wu Tang Clan? I’m not so sure about that.
Also, every white person I know loves mainstream rap. Most of the stuff you listed goes with the Bob Marley trustafarian post.
I suspect that you only hang out with the lamest white people. This is something that you might want to think about.
thank you olivia
jesus dude. how long of a reply can someone make? fucking loser
sorry that i like rap but don’t like the complete garbage that’s being put out these days. with the use of autotune and the awful, mindless lyrics that are put into this shit i feel that i have no choice but to look down on people that enjoy it. and what’s with these people that are posting 20 paragraph comments? they’re either 12 years old or just reallllly fucking stupid, probably both.
HA. this actually made me laugh. not for the fact that its completely wrong, but for the fact that majority of the black people i kno also hate the new bullshit they play on the radio. Lil waynes song pussy moster is a prime example of the shit someone can slap together and make bank off.. every type of music is going to be new to somebody, no matter what race. but not all the new rap is horrible. Murs, Dr. octagon, Kid cudi, Mf Doom, and Mims are all good modern rappers. they make it at least seem like hiphop isnt going to total shit
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the best part of this article is where it says jazz has carved a niche in white culture that is not yet ready to be replaced by indie rock. that is very very very true, and its time is coming soon i think.
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This is pretty funny but it’s also pretty stupid. I’m white and I admit I do listen to old rap such as Wu-tang and N.W.A and Public Enemy and what have you. But, we don’t listen to it because we think it’s trendy or cool to listen to it. I mainly listen to the older stuff because, at least it was about real shit. Older rap told stories about life in the ghetto and other things a lot of urban blacks had to deal with, and it’s interesting to listen to. I can’t technically relate to old rap because I grew up as a white kid in suburban America, but old rap wasn’t about how much money you make, how many bitches you fuck and don’t call back, how many nice cars you have and other stupid shit like that. I’m sorry I’d rather listen to people rap about the ghetto than listen to people rap about how they’re better than me because they’re rich and have sex.
Yeah, but a lot of it was. I think the point here is you’ve got to ask yourself: Would you have listened to NWA if you were 19 in 1989? your peer in 2019 or 2029 will be talking about how brilliant Kanye and t payne were (music that black people today actually listen to) while calling whatever new cutting edge thing black people listen to “uncivilized” or whatever the fuck you were trying to call new mainstream hip hop with your description.
Dude, give it up. You really think that black people in large quantities listen to Murs? Murs is fucking marketed toward white people. On to the next one, on to the next one.
Many black people still do listen to jazz, blues, old school hip hop. Its not like all black people listen to is Lil Wayne.
I think “Renaissance” truly is the right way to describe the rap group that wrote the song “Some Hot Head.”
I’m white and i don’t like ANY rap. Punk is best. And Ska. The Specials rock my socks as do the Cockney Rejects. 😀
Here’s a news flash. Lots of white people could give a fuck what black, brown, or yellow people think of us. Don’t need to impress you, I just like KRS One. Don’t want to be yer buddy or go to your bar-b-que, but I like Wilson Pickett, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke etc. And I certainly don’t lose sleep wondering how I can earn credibility from random black people. Radio rap is disposable and lacks any skill to create, unless you count the skill of a white R/D team telling the producer what is currently “hot.” It will be gone without a trace in 10 years. You lack vision and originality for liking it.
I don’t think some people understand the use of the website sometimes, honestly, go away with those crazy, sick comments. Let people who are actually willing to show their opinions with competence, come on here and reply to the said topic.
Anyway, this attempt at satirical commentary on “old school” rap music being listened to by whites falls flat. ANy well thinking person, white or black enjoys the political, strong messages of hip hop artists like Talib Kweli, Mos Def, and past ones like ATCQ, and Boogie Down Productions. Get over the white glibness, not all white people are like this, and start embracing a more meaningful satire, because honestly, people aren’t getting it and they think its okay to say certain things.
Dude who gives a shit what people think? Jus smoke Ganjh like God wants us to. If everyone would jus chill and hit a bong a couple time, we could have world peace and all kinds of cool fun shit like that, but ass holes like you guys gotta fuck it up for us calmer people. I say this, FUCK YOU ALL.
I’m sorry that you are such a bitter person.
how come you write this anonymously.
This is bullshit one of my best friends is black and he listen to fucking Billy Idol all day…go too http://www.myurbantree.com for some cool shit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ska
looks like no matter what you like, black people it first!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ska
looks like no matter what you like, black people did it first!
It’s not like they try to keep it alive, it’s not that we don’t like it anymore, it’s that you steal Black culture all
It’s not like they try to keep it alive, it’s not that we don’t like it anymore, it’s that you steal Black culture all the damn time. also your cycle is a bit off. First the music heard, but not understood, by whites. Then it’s shunned. Then it’s attacked. then it’s given to white children as a play thing that has no real artistic value. Then it’s infiltrated. Finally, its stolen. Mock. Steal. Repeat. Don’t believe me ( I understand, no vile creature such as white likes to be told that they’re disgusting) check up the history of Jazz, Ska, Rock, and now all hip hop to name a few. Still don’t believe me look @ hip hop, understand that almost all in the industry with power are white. Realize that mainstream hip hop will reflect blacks as childish ignorant fools (50 cent, soulja boy, gorilla zo, etc.) and whites as “innovators (eyedea & abilities [who do suck because they don’t understand truly what hip hop/ rap is], atmosphere [who refer to blacks as those niggas {I’m from the newly gentrified north side of minneapolis, they’re from the historically trailer parky northeast side of town}] and the whole “indie” [backed by all major labels] movement for that matter. [trust me you guys a bit too nasally to be effective rappers]) all in the name of stealing a culture. But such is life. (Just realize why everyone hates you—- YOU ARE BLATANT THIEVES)
p.s. I C U tryna to steal our women (ingenious way of selling self loathing, dangling white women around willy nilly, and throwing everyone off with fetishing asian women) Luckily for everyone revenge will be here soon. Bloodless revenge, but revenge in the truest sense of the word.
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have a nice day
hey “bob”
you are forcing me to respond to a stupid comment on the internet, which I hate doing. You are so ignorant. Why draw race lines and demonize white people? White people aren’t the problem, rich people are. Are you a hip hop fan at all? I don’t think a majority of hip hop artists, black or white, would agree with you. And you blame that disgusting mainstream rap garbage on white people?! Like 50 cent and Soulja Boy aren’t responsible for the crap they release? It’s evil white men? And I suppose no black people buy those records either? If you are from Minneapolis then maybe you have heard of Doomtree? P.O.S.? They are racially diverse and are more concerned with bringing people together with music and being DIY than dividing people into “those niggas” or the “powerful thieving whites.” And then you call whites “vile creatures.” You are not a defender of black culture, you are an ignorant racist. Get off your soapbox.
you do realize that by stating that black people no longer listen to it, the author is not making an absolute statement about everyone. There will be an exception to every rule, so stop nitpicking and try learning some common sense.
Man, on the money. I’m a Chicano from east L.A. who learned how to lie, cheat, and steal at UC Berkeley (besides the point) but majored in Ethnic Studies. White hegemonic society is ingenious on how they implement strategies to prolong the methodologies and ideologies of the white supremacist, i.e. being P.C., trying to live in a colorless world (after the fact), white privilege, etc…all signs really that their hold on this society is coming to an end. Bloodless revenge is right. Thanks for the insightful input.
i bet youre white
This is actually pretty accurate in its claim that whites love older hip hop. As a white dude, I must say I hold a lot of reverence for the so-called “golden age” of hip hop from the 90s. I love albums like Illmatic, Reasonable Doubt, 36 Chambers, Only Built for Cuban Linx, Ironman, Liquid Swords, Tical, ATLiens, Aquemini, Soul Food, Ready to Die, The Infamous, Black on Both Sides – and the list goes on. I think Young Money, Soulja Boy, Gucci Mane, G-Unit, etc. of today are garbage. Guilty as charged.
Where I think this blog misses the mark is that it’s not, for most at least, about wanting to like something because it’s classic. If that were true than I wouldn’t have Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Little Brother, Cuban Linx II, the Estatic, Kweli, MF Doom, etc. – all modern hip hop releases – in my iTunes. Compare the “classic” records from the first paragraph with the artists and albums listed in this one. Looks like it’s more about wanting to hear thought provoking lyrics delivered by talented artists than listening to mindless club music which is the type of rap that dominates the mainstream today. If this opinion is strictly white then, well, you nailed me.
Another point of contention would be that blacks don’t like the “classic” stuff I listed in the first paragraph. I don’t believe that to be the case but if this blog is correct in that “old school” hip hop is no longer relevant to blacks then I’ll give this writing credence and gladly hold on to it, thanks.
That mess makes me laugh. Many white people, NOT ALL, mostly like that mainstream ol skool shit, “Rapper’s Delight”, “The Choice Is Yours”, “Jump Around”, “Me, Myself, and I”, “It Takes Two”, “Can’t Touch This”, just to name a few. And to be quite honest, 90% of those songs that most White people know, sucks. It get’s so annoying sometimes, and many of these songs are from these rapper, but not all, had OTHER songs, that were 1000x better than their hits.
Nastra – You are a retard. Your post made no damn sense. AND you forgot Da Beastie Boyz!!!
What the hell did you not understand dumbass, I think you’re the one that’s retarded and fine sure I so-called forgot the beasties boyz, whatever, I wasn’t going to sit and name every damn typical song white people love. Leave me the fuck alone.
dude what the hell are you talking about?
I still listen to old school music and I am black. Not enough time to list them all off to you but if you want me to name a few just reply to this post. Thanks
Dave
Who are you talking to? Yeah I’m black also and yeah I listen to ol school hip hop, but not those typical songs white people like.v
What the hell are you even talking about? this music hasn’t lost relevance, I still find meaning in it and I know people from all races that do. I just saw a swing/jazz band with an asian band-leader that had amazing showmanship, at a wedding for a white family, and most of the band was black! Only one of them looked a year over 50! So get your shit right. What you mean is, “stuff insincere hipster assholes, who are 90% of the time white, like”. That, fits.
White people do listen to old rap music!
You are 100% correct! (not a fan of hip-hop personally…but I have friends who are). Pretention is never a good thing.
Bob,
As a white dude who is not at all a fan of hip-hop, rap, soul, or any of that stuff….I must say that I agree with you on many levels. Many white people like to embrace certain types of older hip-hop as a way to enjoy all the “funkyness” of the music without having to relate to “all those scary black” people.
On the flip side though, should black people be chided for listening to classical music or incorporating it into their own “innovative” sound?
p.s. With all due respect, you live in a racist society….there is no such thing as justice…let alone what you call “bloodless revenge”.
I have a feeling that white people like old school rap, but they only like it in order to be down, or to live in the moment.
Its like now that rap has been changed to hip hop its so tragically not hip. I like Jazz, but as my old father will tell you white people often bash things then crawl back to them years later and claim they love them. Kinda like Ali, hated him back then love him to death now.
doesn’t matter cause white people will get made fun of by both blacks and other whites if they claim to like hip hop, old school oe otherwise. oh – unless they seek out open minded individuals and befriend them, then no one will be worried about such trifling bullshit
duh its only because they can make money off of it
anything that they can make money off of its theres
This article needs to be modified to adjust to the growth of white people who shun hip hop kept relevant by white people in favor of hip hop played at the clubs and on the radio, despite the fact that those same white people rarely go to the club or listen to the radio, and then their ability to compromise and listen to a hip hop artist who achieved commercial, crossover success who began as a mixtape artist or an indie sensation so white people feel like that artist somehow maintained their artistic roots (e.g. Kid Cudi or Lupe Fiasco). Eventually, those artists become too successful to adhere to their white fans’ set of bogus principles, and they are forced to pretend they no longer like their music because it’s veered too far away from the artist they originally were when they were hungry and unsuccessful, even though the music is still very similar to the music they released when they first hit the scene.
It’s just so darn tough for us white men in this day and age…
Why? I’m tired of it. Why…why… WHY!? Are you kidding me? Now we are back to the 1950’s and segregating races by music again. Talk about White Privilege to the fullest! They have it so easy. They can easily like “Black” music and not get criticized for it, as long as it is usually not “modern” “Black music”. Sure, for a Black person, they have to LIKE and only like the most contemporary “Black music” in order to keep their “Black card” and not be criticized for acting White. You know Black people are in trouble when a Black person goes to The Roots ( All-Black Band) concert and they are the only Black person there out of a crowd of White people. Are you kidding me? So, now it can’t even be CONTEMPORARY “Black music” that Black people can only listen to. NOW, it has to be contemporary AND degrading “Black music”. Sweet. I see such a great future for all the Black people in America.
Oh, and by the way. I am not White and I happen to like Jazz and some older hip-hop. My ex-friend who is Black LOVES Jazz. I know that he at some point listened to Miles Davis. Erg. I miss that kid. Too bad he’s a manipulative fool who only uses girls for their *****. I’m luckily smart enough to avoid that perverted predator before I became pray.
All the major African have Jazz weekend every year, I swear afro-fusion jazz is just the best. I make my way to Nairobi every yeat with my husband just for afro fussion weekend. Am AA
this is completely true! i enjoy reading how people deny this obvious educated fact.
I’m almost 100% certain that more white people listen to commercial hip-hop, heard on the radio, than “old-school”/alternative hip-hop. Usually when a music goes mainstream it also looses a considerable amount of artistic integrity. It’s after hearing all the horrible rap music at school dances that a certain kind of white person — the kind that likes quality music made for its own sake, and not for the sake of profits (and this is a minority in the white population, for obvious reasons) and hates school dances — will flock to quality music, made in a day when groups (e.g. De la Soul, Wu Tang, the Native Tongues, NWA) weren’t making records with the sole intent of selling it to mass audiences (i.e. white people).
Same thing goes with Jazz. White listeners don’t like Cab Calloway — a black performer who catered to a more commercially-acceptable/profitable (i.e. white) sound — but the bebop guys, like Charlie Parker, who were completely commercially unprofitable from the get-go. Why? Because, as both blacks and whites would agree, it’s music that is made for the sake of the music, and not the popularity of the music.
I think the point I’m getting at here is that a few white people (mostly young and educated ones) tend to like musics that never had a huge or prolonged mainstream/pop following at all — ever. This is because most white people have horrible tastes in music and enjoy the annoying brand of mainstream music heard on the radio, which is devoid of all musical integrity. This music is made with this white/mainstream audience in mind. Thus, whites looking for some different or better music flock to music that wasn’t made for the white/mainstream audience in mind, and that happens to be the black music made for the sake of the music itself.
I am usually the only white chick, if not the only white person, at most hip hip shows I go to, and the only people who ever have a problem with that are other white people. Last show I saw was French Montana. 90% of the people that I told I was going had no idea who he was, the other 10% were black and going with me. Never been picked on my my black friends for listening to hip hop, “old school,” “contemporary” mainstream or underground.
I love this site because everything it says is so true, the best part is looking at all the comments of white people defending themselves! I am white too, but I can laugh at everything including myself, and when I saw this article, I first thought no thats not me, then the part about “old school” rap versus “commercial” rap and the name dropping of del, feels like it was pulled right out of my head! Lol, now I feel ridiculous, thank you Mr. Lander, for showing me the truth!
this is the best website ever..I’m white and can’t stop laughing..everything on here is true…I want a tee shirt.
Ha ha you got me I been listening to KRS one all damn day!
fuck you, jazz is kept alive by the people who give their lives to its preservation.
faron, completely agreed. Not only did white people historically offer an enormous amount to the popular advancement AND racial integration of jazz (Benny Goodman, Dave Brubeck, Chet Baker, Bill Evans, Dave Holland, etc…) but jazz is also kept alive today by a thriving community of multi-racial musicians who have devoted their lives to their art form and a renaissance in international support for jazz music. This website is usually kind of funny with the whole satirical view of all the stupid shit white people do, but this post is just so off-base. Good satire comes from knowing what you’re poking fun at; jazz music and the community surrounding it are clearly not things this writer is familiar with at all.
I had to comment on this..
1)Did you really just refer to white people as “vile creature”‘s?
2)Do you actually believe that there is some ‘white conspiracy’, where they all have weekly meetings, or exchange emails to plot about how to fuck up the lives of the black man?
3)You seem to forget that there actually are white innovators in music, just as there are black, asian, etc…if you don’t consider these few musicians to be innovators (I don’t either) then good for you; there are a lot of people who agree with you, a lot that don’t. Get used to it. The world is not this fragmentation of homogeneous cultures, of Black people, of White people…
4)If you took the time to examine what’s actually going on, you would see that this problem has nothing to do with race, except when people like you fuel the problem by projecting that it does, further separating communities that are historically black or white. The problem is that throughout history (and it continues today), some human beings have power, others do not. Unfortunately in most cases, individuals in power have chosen to use this power to exploit and suppress the people with less power. Point one: these are actions of individuals in isolated communities, not ‘whites vs. blacks’.
Check it out: Egyptians over the Jews, Jews over Palestinians, British Empire over India, Pakistan, etc…, England over Ireland and Scotland, Japan over China, Hutu over Tutsi in the Rwandan genocide, Nazi Germany over the rest of the world, Persians over Asia minor, Spain over most of Latin America, Dominican government over Haitian refugees (just to name a few)…If I could just add that blacks had been enslaving each other for hundreds of years before the first Portuguese ship landed on the Western coast of Africa and started the slave trade.
So you see? History is a long line of people in power taking advantage of people not in power. It just so happens that in the very specific cases you are looking at, the individuals in power had white skin and were members of mostly or all white communities, and the individuals without power had black skin and were members of mostly black communities. Realize that blacks have NEVER been isolated in terms of exploitation (e.g. Chinese slave labor to build railroads in western U.S.), and although the slave trade and its ensuing effects on race relations and socioeconomic inequality are horrible things that need to be recognized and fixed, it is dangerous to generalize the context of these situations. Are all white people racist and evil because some assholes created the Jim Crow Laws? Are all black people criminals because the majority of people in U.S. prisons are black? Should I not listen to a black classical musician because that’s ‘white music’?
Do you really think that ‘white’ is a global trait other than skin color? Do you really think that a poor Italian immigrant is the same as a rich Texas oil heir is the same as a Russian farmer is the same as an Australian rancher is the same as Swiss banker, just because they have white skin? What about a lower-middle class black man in America compared to a black Somali refugee? Do you think that Somali refugee would agree that this person from America has ANYTHING in common just because they both have black skin?
I hope that you read this, bob, and that you realize you are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
You must be WHITE!
that’s straight up funny, don’t take it so serious
I like John Travolta and I watched Pretty in Pink, does that make me white? I also listen to WWOZ in New Orleans for old school jazz, from my grandma and mom’s day. I saw Cab Calloway in person. They told me I was African American. I’d better go ask my mom.
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Don’t talk about New Orleans. Listen to WWOZ New Orleans and you will understand. We know jazz, blues and our music is like no music in the world. Billie was dead before I was born, I ve know stange fruit all my life. Sarah Vaughn, Cab Calloway, Mahalia Jackson, and King Louis we learn their music in the womb. Pete Fountain, brass bands, second line bands, Tips, man music, we got it ALL.
Wow, this is spot on. One of my friends only listens to jazz and will only drink wine or bourbon. I’m a white boy too and I must say I really prefer the “ol’ skoo’ ” hip hop. You got to understand white boys like this music for the nostalgia of growing up with it since otherwise the music has little relevance to me, other than its hilarious when your drinking.
Ladies and Gentelmen of the Jury I present to you Exibit A of why this site needs a moderator for the comments section.
For Gods sakes, I am Black and I mostly listen to jazz and ol skool hip hop. Don’t blame it on age; am 22. So?
I went to Williams. And listen to Old School.
Classifying jazz (or anything, really) as a form of music that has lost relevance except for with crowds of “misguided, pretentious white people” seems idiotic to me. It is clearly alive and well regardless of those people who listen to it solely for the sake of their image. There’s no need for me to defend it, though, it can speak for itself. It is actively being created, and has always been created, by musicians who care passionately about it regardless of their color.
Charles Mingus thought that if it was good at one time, it is still good. If something is worthwhile, time makes no difference.
This site annoys me because it acts as if there is nothing in the world that is really more than a pretentious facade for this particular socioeconomic group – as if none of it has value on it’s own. I don’t think that’s the case. There are many things that are real, honest and passionate. People have died penniless for thoughts, art and ideas, maybe that was foolish of them, but it was damn sure honest. To claim all of these things are just a “White facade” devalues them and makes them seem like an ironic joke, which they are clearly not.
I guess this site just strikes me as someone writing a bunch of stuff ironically as a defense mechanism against criticism. They self-criticize so that nobody can claim that they blindly liked all of these things or were “white” without awareness, but in fact by being aware and by making them ironic, they remove their ability to care about them at all, and things that might actually be important seem hollow and dishonest. If you like it, admit it honestly and don’t worry about what others think. I am tired of “Post-modern” irony. It is not interesting.
I think the best part of this blog might be the comments by the people who don’t realize this is all a joke.
Nah – the blog is the best part. The serious comments are just a bonus – like the jazz CD you get when you make a donation to your local public radio station.
Maybe the person who writes this site is just a good writer and has a good sense of humour, and the things they are writing are interesting enough to draw 2500+ comments, even from people who end theirs with, “It is not interesting”.
Expose with their 1987 hit “Let me be the one”. Are they black? white? Hispanic? American? French Canadian? I don’t know, but they made a good song (and worth putting here).
woooow.
I’m a third white, third hispanic, and a third hebrew.
Mum used to sing onstage to jazz. i’ve loved it since i was a baby and would hear here perform. i know all of ella and louis’ songs.
it’s not for my image.
but thanks for the stereotype. It takes a really good person to do that 🙂
if this site annoys you, don’t visit it : )
Wow. A third jew, a third mexican, and a third honkey. Damn, that must have been one hell of a party.
But can you really call it music? Unless you’re talking about the select few of Fishbone, Living Color, George Clinton and the like, all they do is speak some rhyming words into a microphone (no doubt the thesaurus is within reach) and let some dude program a computer to lay down a beat. I’m not saying that it isn’t talent, just that it’s not musical talent.
I remember Wu-tang from Middle school, am i still a white guy?
This sounds like me…i love fedoras…
but i’m not much of a fan of hip hop at all. Jazz, blues, and rock are mostly what i listen too. and the rock bands are mostly from the 70s and 80s…
I live up to my color, don’t I.
eddie hazel and bootsy collins played for george clinton.. u must of never listended to maggot brain?
when done correctly the words sing along with the music.
watch “The world is yours” by Nas and try to tell me thats not music.
nope i hate most all hip hop, but this post is truly a reflection on how white people have no culture of their own, they just steal stuff from black culture or japanese culture and become awkward weeaboos.
Jeff Maloney! Whaddup son? Did you go to WWU?
Do you remember that cat known as Siam Surasak who you used to run the tracks with way back when we were at KUGS? Representing Hip-Hop in the Northwest like we were blessed with a gift to unite the world… !
Remember when me and you used to barbecue with our baby boos over on Happy Court?
I still love making music like I still love playing sports…
I know I’m a dork for trying to get in touch with you this way, but what can I say…? I miss kickin’ it with you back in the day… and today…
I finally became the emcee you were looking for before the start of all these World Wars… because like you… I put in plenty of P-R-A-C… T-I-C-E because I’m not talking about a game. I’m talkin’ about Practice man… or just catching up before I be gettin’ up to free land in Thailand the country formerly known as Siam the same name I am also known as Surasak! The Siamese Cat that’s hoping you’ve lived a good life thus far…
Hit me up at siamsurasak@gmail.com if you want to kick it over coffee or get some drinks at a bar… Tell me you still have that flute sample that sends us deep into the stars… 😉 And I’ll tell you about how we can get too…
Peace, Love, and Happiness,
Mark Kasem Ruchirat aka Markie aka Siam Surasak 😉
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Uh-oh–I did not realize my liking the blues made me a stereotypical white person. I hate being a stereotypical anything. I just remember Freddie King, Albert King, and B.B. King doing the Atlanta club tour back in the 70’s. I was 16 with a fake I.D. when I first saw Albert King–18 was legal age way way back then–one drink and a few puffs later and I was in love with the blues.
I would like to point out that I have been oppressed by the white male, also. I have never appreciated being treated like I was stupid, and a second class citizen. I have to admit that I’m enjoying watching the old white guys panic because their way of life is slipping away!
Great way to look at it. As a black man in America, healing begins with me. The laughter and humor I get out of this blog is both refreshing and alarmingly addictive.
Ozarksboy, keep it that way. They don’t want you to hear it either and you’re probably not trying too hard.
Ozarksboy, keep it that way. Nobody wants you listening to their music anyway. And I mean everyone— probably Eric Clapton might throw up a little in his mouth knowing someone who thinks of music in the black and white sense is tooting his horn. Go home and soak your head.
such an ignorant fool…how can you be such an idiot??? please explain ’cause i can’t understand the amount of your stupidity…white have no culture??? what about ancient greek culture??? what about roman culture??? try visiting any european country…try visiting and greater european city…try visiting venice…try vienna…try visiting split…try visiting barcelona…try visitng athens…try visiting prague…try visiting any of these cities and you’ll see more culture than whole u.s.a. has!!!
p.s. there’s no white music, black music, asian music, jew music, christian music, muslim music, british music, dutch music, croatian music…wtf dude music is supposed to be from every1 for every1…
aw man. i loved this article! 🙂
to marin: actually there is christian music. thats why they call it christian rock, christian rap , etc. btw
Why do white people like to tout Classical Greek culture without mentioning all the anal sex that went on there? I’m not against
homosexuality, but I am against hypocrisy.
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I find it humorous that you are so pissed off about someone else’s ignorance, yet you feel the need to use the term “every1” rather that the two extra characters it would have taken to correctly spell the word “everyone”. Twice. And yes, there are different varieties, genres and sub-genres of music. Those things actually exist. Otherwise, there would be no actual answer to the question, “what kind of music do you listen to?” There would be no differentiation and that would be boring as hell. Clearly there are vast differences of style, not to mention cultural identity, between all of the types of music you have claimed not to exist. Dumbass.
@Marin: I find it humorous that you are so pissed off about someone else’s ignorance, yet you feel the need to use the term “every1″ rather that the two extra characters it would have taken to correctly spell the word “everyone”. Twice. And yes, there are different varieties, genres and sub-genres of music. Those things actually exist. Otherwise, there would be no actual answer to the question, “what kind of music do you listen to?” There would be no differentiation and that would be boring as hell. Clearly there are vast differences of style, not to mention cultural identity, between all of the types of music you have claimed not to exist. Dumbass.
jazz, blues, and hip-hop are unfortunately white-ified. It’s strange Led Zeppelin is more famous than Muddy Waters, B.B. King, etc…
Why anyone would care to pump their ears full of chest-thumping semi-criminals chanting obscenities over someone else’s music is beyond me. Glad I was too old for the stuff when it hit big.
Marin said:
“p.s. there’s no white music, black music, asian music, jew music, christian music, muslim music, british music, dutch music, croatian music…wtf dude music is supposed to be from every1 for every1…”
“Cheech” Marin, you forgot to add there’s no “spanish” or Hispanic music either. Latin rhythms became part of Anglo American pop music over the decades…and global music. Famous Latino musicians like Desi Arnaz (Cuban), Ricky Martin (Puerto Rican), Carlos Santana (Mexican), Shakira (Colombian) and the Los Lonely Boys band (Chicano) have altered the music world, already altered by Black Americans and Eastern cultures (India had an impact on 1960s rock and pop music).
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
Wow…. that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time! LMAOOOO
I’m a white girl that likes hip-hop, but that’s hilarious.
I think white people should be proud that they took a black ‘invention’ and made it their own by taking it to a higher level, much as blacks did with basketball.
As someone here noted, we’ve been fusing cultures and styles in America since the 1600’s. Tap dance is a perfect example, combining Irish steps and music with the same from African styles.
This fluid give-and-take is one of the things that makes America the most successful multicultural society in history.
I was puzzled for a while reading this list until I realized the perspective it was written from. I have no idea what race/ethnicity/heritage you have, but it’s obvious you are writing from the “stupid” perspective. You sound like one of those wing-nut tea-baggers. It’s a shrewd business move on your part since there seem to be so many of them around these days. This shit would only be funny to one of them. I bet you are one of them. The whole “let’s say mean stuff about people and pretend it’s humor, even though it’s not funny in any way” gives you away. Busted.
“White yuppy people…love the mechanics of the blues…but they don’t live it. No way. They couldn’t handle it and would resort to losing themselves in video games and buying crap rather than deal with something head on.”
True of anyone who has had it easy, not just yuppies. It can be annoying for those of us who have gone through heavier shit to look down on those dealing with their lighter shit, but pain is all relative. Everyone- no matter their place in life- deserves some respect struggling with what life hands them.
I find the lack of perspective in fairly inexperienced (for their age) people enraging at times, but that is why I just avoid them. It sounds like you need to do more avoiding if you are that resentful. Let them grow up on their own.
Hey GTB dont forget Golf & Tennis. We also made those 2 sports our own and took them to the next level with the help of Tiger Woods and the Williams sisters. Speaking of Tiger Woods, why do you think he is really so successful? Do white people support him because of his mixed ethnicity? Or is it because his wife is white? And he talks white too! I’d like a white person to reply to this, preferably a Tiger Woods fan. =)
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OMG..this article is hysterical– I wonder if old heads like Krs-One KNOW that– him and a bunch of others just produced an album featuring them and some new WHITE guy named Greenie as the lead emcee–the album –what I’ve heard of it is– FINE and has an “old school” flavor–but it’s FUNNY that Krs-One is trying to make money off of a white emcee, Greenie– even if that white emcee has some skillz
Did the evil Beatles steal “A Hard Day’s Night” from Otis as well. So unless your comment was a joke that I do not get you are probably another ignorant black person who assumes that if there are two versions of a song one by a black person and one by a white person the white person must have stolen it. Check the music credits under Satisfaction and you will see the names Mick Jagger and Keith Richard. The Beatles and the Stones were influenced by blues and they’ll tell you that. They liked blues and earlier versions of rock such as Chuck Berry. They weren’t trying to steal anything and gave all proper credit where due. They took the music that influenced them and changed it and in my opinion and that of most people made it better. The Beatles then influenced the black artists who they were influenced by. Besides I don’t think you can say that blues and jazz were solely invented by black people, I admit I am no music history expert but I don’t think anyone can claim they invented a style of music unless they invented they instruments that they play it on. Using this logic, did black people invent the modern guitar? No. Did white people? Yes, but you still have to go even further back in time to when the first person put strings across a hollow box. Do any of us know who that person was? No but he/she was probably an Indian(from India). The point is that no one can claim something like blues or jazz as their own invention without giving credit to the musicians who influenced them and to the one’s who influenced the ones who influenced them and so on and so forth to the birth of music. Every race played their part creating and evolving this beautiful thing called music. One more thing Sam Cooke gives Bob Dylan and “Blowin in the Wind” credit for influencing him to write “Change Gonna Come”, which I think all of us can agree is one of the greatest soul songs ever. Now that I’m done let us listen to some “Freebird”.
p.s. I understand that there are probably grammar and punctuation errors, but I’m tired of typing.
My last comment was intended for Selma Blair commenting way the hell back in 2008.I just discovered the book recently so I’m just getting on this thing. She said the Rolling Stones stole satisfaction from Otis Redding. I also want to change my wording slightly. I said “…probably another ignorant black person…” what I meant to say is “an ignorant black person” Saying another ignorant black person connotes that I think most blacks are ignorant which I don’t think.
Tiger Woods made himself big by winning. Americans like winners. For example the Yankees, the Celtics, the Lakers. I’m sorry that you don’t think than any man or woman who has the natural talent to be successful at something needs the help of people who happen to like golf and watch it on tv. The fact that he has a white wife has nothing to do with it.
Stop with the damn plugs: that site is NOT funny. ::cough:: hack ::cough:: – sorry something in my throat.
I’m a psychiatrist and have a private practice in Dallas.Let me inform people that read this person’s articles here that this person attempts to sound very wise and very intelligent in his findings or revelations of white people and their ‘ways’…he’s like obama..he sounds intelligent and almost to the point of being highly educated,but this is his methodology /.He attempts to deceive readers into believing that he’s intelligent ,thinking that this will convince them that he knows what he’s talking about.this person is either a black person who doesn’t like white people but fancies himself quite intelligent or a white person who considers himself non-white and has had problems with people of his race and is coming from the wigger stance/. either way..this so called ‘author’ is a nit-wit who should be taken QUITE non-seriously.in fact i see his site as quite the comedy central./ie,bwahahahahahaha/.
Other Things White People Like :
Inventing most of the stuff on the planet. ( Gotta car or
a watch? Say thank you. Did you like the Movie ?
Did that drug save Grandma ? Hey, this internet thing
is cool….oh yeah….White Guys…again…or are you typing
on something created in Africa…or Asia….or the Middle
East ? How was your flight…Bitch ?
Landing Planes full of people on the Hudson. ( Old White Guys.)
Developing Democracy. ( French White Guys…followed by
American White Guys. )
Trying to be a good sport to slightly overtalented, massively
undersubstanced writers with snarky little blogs.
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what a coincidence, I too am a psychiatrist from dallas. The only thing that would make the author of this article seem more like a nit-wit is if he tried to validate what he says by an obscure reference of his credentials. bwahahahahahaha/.
Wow, it’s amazing how in isolation a group a people with one-sided beliefs can conjure up a bunch of totally inaccurate garbage. When was the poll done to figure out that black people don’t listen to certain old school music anymore? My household and many others were not included in that research. There is so much garbage in this highly opinionated not based on any facts article that I don’t know where to start, so I won’t. Have fun filling each others heads with a bunch of incredulous nonsense.
Are you guys serious? Do you not get the sarcasm? Do you not get this site?? You must not be white…self-deprecation is the center of it and calling out white folks that do it is the notion. Get with it!! Mer and Liart, wtf?
Only someone very insecure would feel a need to make a self-superior proclamation, falsely proclaiming to be a “psychiatrist”, and cruising the blogs to make critical comments!
It is a hilarious article! Keep it up.
Liart; Mer; Do you not know what PARODY means? Go look it up.
Oh, are you a Democrats? That may explain your lack of humor and tunnel vision.
I enjoyed the article for every bit of its humor. Very well and deftly written. I think some of you took it way too seriously therefore you missed the fun of it all. And if the author meant for it to be taken seriously, I’m glad I didn’t catch that in my initial read. Now on the count of three, everyone laugh. One… Two… Three….
yo man i am a white 16 year old kid, and i think this is funny as hell, i mean i do listen to old blues like sam cooke, teddy pendergrass, isaac hayes, marvin gaye, and i listen to underground hip hop, old school, and indie rap. i hate commercial music in general, none of it means anything. and even though i follow under this white person stereotype you seem to hate so much, i love the music. and i make hip hop instrumentals and these old songs are fun to listen to and to sample. i live in new hampshire so no real urban-ness was involved in my upbriging, but all my beat friends through time have been black. even back before i listened to the music. so just wantedd to explain that shit. PPeace
“Music…makes the people, come together…music, makes the bourgeois sing with the rebel.” = Madonna, hey Mr. DJ.
The quote speaks for itself on this topic, African-Americans and whites and any other race can relate to music with a brand-new beat, rhythm and dance one can easily do. +
All races loved this classic hip-hop hit from 1991, sang by Shanice. “I love your smile”. 😀 One of the best from the last decade of the 20th century or 2nd millennia.
The Pointer Sisters’ 1984 hit “Automatic” from pop-dance program Soul Train when it peaked (again, that started in the ’70s) on TV ratings. Is this great music or what? +
Very amazing article..Nice.Continue
actually im black and i DONT enjoy commercial hip hop. i think a lot of it is hood trash and noise with dumbass lyrics. older hip hop was good.
Let the white people like what they like!! My best friend is white…he drives a pick-up truck and is marry to an asian women.
Last time I spoke with him, he and the little woman were looking for a trailer to live in.
I am black by the way and my wife is a white woman. She can fry the best fried chicken in town. And, we are not rich, just every day folks.
Ordinary People by Arrested Development is awesome
That’s true, but what about white music that white people don’t listen to anymore (not your parents’ music, their parents). http://www.s3productions.com.au/nannas/
white music that whites dont listen to is popular amongst unsuspectinb blacks. like caddy shack and 80’s rock listened to carefully by thugs lol. and sampled by hip hop artists
Do you think there is a sight called stuffblackpeoplelike.com and its all about fried chicken and watermelon and washing it all down with grape soda?
Black people rather drink Kool-Aid as a chaser to Malt liquor J/K folks…and fried chicken with side dishes of mashed taters, green beans, collard greens, corn on the cob and corn-bread. That’s good food though for any race of people, Americans…southerners…and poor white folks eat this too.
I actually disagree a little bit with this article, just a little bit though. First off I do want to get out the way that I am a African American. Second I think the cycle that happens is that when black people creates something which is usually something that usually involves something from the soul and tells stories of what’s around us. Well anyways once white people get a hold of something they usually put some kind of clean spin on it and turn into something we dont like and majority of young people move on. So there are many african americans involved in jazz and blues the white people or those who sound like them get all the news, i.e. Wynton Marsalis, Kenny G.
you said usually and something 2 times each in one sentence and it really confused me, but i see what your saying. like elvis with rock and roll.
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this site talks about hings that white people like because they feel less white/ more cool for doing so.
As a white guy in a soul band all I can say is …
… well yeah, like duh!
Yes- I’m a white guy who loves A Tribe Called Quest. I’m not going to stop loving them, or Biggie or De La Soul- nor will I be resigned to listen to the Counting Crows and the Dave Mathews Band… That being said- I did have the Oh’-Shit-I’ve-been-caught-smile for the whole post. Well played sir. Well played.
Again, This site is racist.
Funkedelic anyone?
being racist is saying that one race is better. This site is just saying what white people like in this day and age. Plus, if you were a true white person you would realize that most of this stuff is true, besides all the liberal stuff lol.
16 year old Canadian vocalist Nikki Kujawski was on Huckabee show on FOX News. She sings Jazz music, appeared in the Vancouver Winter olympics ceremonies to sing the Canadian anthem and very popular in Canada, soon to expand her stardom in the USA. She’s the next Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette or Anne Murray, an example of Canada’s underrated but great musical talent the country has in store to share in the world.
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I like the Black Eyed Peas
Brilliant… love it… I conform, bit you are spot on… but I wouldn’t consider myself white!!
It’s what my parents grew up on… I think it is quite good. But the stuff today can be good… its just modern Jazz and Rock is just so awful!!!
Keep it up… (ducks for cover :p).
We also like the early “safe” rap – i.e. MC Hammer, Young MC, Tone Loc
literally every person you mentioned is god-awful
Maybe i should create a website
stuffblackpeoplehate
stuffmexionshate
etc.
#1Weirdos who make lame website for lame reason
GO F**K YOURSELF!!!!
Then u are definitely white 🙂
I like blues, does that count?
Anti-Calculus is a rapper: what race is he? Not black and not white, but Asian. I bet white people are rushing to watch this and listen to the beat black people “like”.
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Hi, I am a Latino in Los Angeles and would like to ask a White person about “Northern Soul”:
I guess it’s American Motown type soul that was popular in Northern England in the 70’s and 80’s but WHY do United States nightclubs describe their music selection as “Northern Soul”? Is it better than regular American Soul because it was curated by Brits? Also, is Northern Soul the only type of Black music that can be played in hipster bars?
Thank You,
Confused
pretty sure thats The Roots in Salt Lake a couple years ago…. ha!
I am a 45 year old black male and I must confess, like like jazz. Artists like David Sandborn, Earl Klugh, FourPlay, Four80East, Pieces of A Dream, Pancho Sanchez, Grover Washington Jr., Marcus Miller; more smooth or urban jazz than anything esle, so cut me some slack!!!!
Keep up the good blogging!!!!
I like jazz and some older R & B, especially the Commodores and Earth, Wind, and Fire. I admittedly HATE rap and hip-hop, and know older black people who hate it too!
I think that as times change, tastes change. Your third paragraph cracks me up!
your post about hip-hop just made me say “ouch” I am that guy, and I’m Cuban!
😉 very funny, but I don’t think the writer of these lines knows that jazz gone far beyond Charlie Parker and branched out into a multitude of new, young and extremely experimental genres and bands that are btw tons of black guys also listen to. And some of these band also incorporate hip hop in their music…sorry, just a thought coming from knowledge. Jazz is not retro, my friend, just because most people only heard of Billie Holiday and Miles Davis. it’s like saying that rock is dead, blues is dead, post punk is dead or even hip hop is dead because its not 70s, 80s or 90s anymore:-) There is no expiration date on good music. And not everybody must listen to hip-hop, if it doesn’t associate with their passions or values or problems, which btw not all black people listen to as well.
Sadly, this beautiful gal Dana Dawson has passed away in the tender age of 36. I wouldn’t call her genre “black music”, what she had was a gifted voice since she was singing at age 7. Her news article and watch the video.
http://www.bvonmovies.com/2010/08/18/actress-singer-dana-dawson-dead/?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bvonmovies.com%2F2010%2F08%2F18%2Factress-singer-dana-dawson-dead%2F
I had to come back to say that I was invited to a friend’s get-together. He played jazz/blues music and I had to laugh and tell him about your article. He said he was going to read it and I am sure he will get a kick out of it.
90% of mainstream rap does suck today. like m,ost genres of music
The great thing about this site is it posts satirical observations that in some cases happen to be true. And what’s even greater is, there are many of them. Not the same re-hashed jokes over and over again. Just like this one:
andy on July 16, 2010 at 6:34 am
Do you think there is a sight called stuffblackpeoplelike.com and its all about fried chicken and watermelon and washing it all down with grape soda?
There should be a site called stuffblackpeoplelike. The thing is, it wouldn’t be very long or successful because those jokes have been told for centuries and aren’t really funny. Tell a joke about how a black guy can’t swim and maybe I’ll laugh. Mainly cuz I’m black and it’s true.
LOL never was any such thing as real Hip Hop – a music industry construction, just like rap and disco – constructed by Jewish guys, basically.
Rap is constructed by Jewish guys;-))))???????? I don’t think so. Rap was not a commercial invention but a true Anti-Establishment:-) and must be respected! Hip-hop, on the other hand, was commercialized and here we go with a lot of crappy kind of it on MTV. But I am not prejudiced-I also hate derivative indie boy bands (real indie was non-commercial) and of course would just love love love to stab Jonas Brothers and the likes. In general, it seems like empty “bling” philosophy kinda took over in the last decade…even the good ones are catching the virus. But that of course stems from the general “Light” version of thinking a lot of people are into recently…like thinking that Green Day is “punk” or that Lady Gaga is “experimental”. Now the industry is thinking fast when they get teenagers hooked up on garbage like Hannah Montana etc. Popular music is grotesque, cheesy and stuns development, it is designed to distract and to prevent us from ‘worrying about stuff” and “feeling stuff”:-))) . And of course that procuring loads of money and b*tches by crime or by no effort whatsoever is totally kewl (oh yeah, you done it, hip-hop).
IF this is a sight about what white people like… where are all the black women?
and the trend is acctually forced by commercialism… for instance… lil wayne recently put out several great rock songs… that don’t get air time…. so the media itself is shaping what is “Mainstream black music” right now.. not the people themselves
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Good one!
funny stuff, the thing is you have covered so much stuff on this site that it begs the question of what is there left for non whites to like in the western world??
is ‘this site’ on the list of things white people like ?
i think you patronise the fuck out of black people by stating that they ‘enjoy commercial music’.
you cant live by stereotypes alone, you do need get out more mate.
I think White people love outdated Black music because current Black music and culture scares the shit out of them. No sane White person who grew up in White suburbia wants to be at a Gucci Mane or Wacka Flocka concert at a nightclub in the ghetto area of the city where they will be the one of the only White people in attendance. Being a minority is something a White person doesn’t want to be especially when it comes to being surrounded by “scary” Black folks. White people are afraid they would get shot at a Gucci Mane concert. God forbid, White people would have to be able to dance well and be up on the latest urban fashions without looking completely out of place and stupid. No decent White person wants to be labeled a “wigger” either. Being a “wigger” for a suburban White person over the age of 15 is social suicide. So the safest thing for White people to do is embrace the “old school” when it comes to Black music and culture. Not only that, most White people did not grow up listening to Black music so they are playing catch up when they blast Snoop Doggy Dogg’s “Gin & Juice” like it was 1994. Most young Black folks don’t listen to old rap because White people have picked up on it. Also, we all know Black folks are constantly creating new music, slang and styles of dress to stay a step ahead of Whiteys.
I think a stuffblackpeoplelike.com can be pulled of in such a way that we don’t make MLK roll over in his grave. Of course we’d break down the affinity for fried chicken and kool-aid, but theres so much more that white people don’t understand about our race. Theres alot that I don’t understand about the white race and thats why I enjoy the hell outta the commentary on this site.
Note: Brother if you went to a historically black school(Texas Southern) like me then you already know those experiences are full of stuff we like.
Double note: I get a kick outta groups of white girls that sing “I like big butts” during karaoke.
White people always use the ” if it was a black version it would be racist” excuse to attempt to make it like their getting the short end of the stick.
Its really pathetic, because black people were enslaved , killed, Lynched, and discriminated on until the last 30 years( actually to this day)
And white people act like a sarcastically written blog is about what they like is somehow unfair to them
Why dont you try being discriminated against for more than 250 years , and then whine about how “them making fun of white people is racist”
Its like a 18 year old kid complaining to a 77 yr old Cancer patient about “feeling sick”. Suck it up
Ozzy invented rap early 70s
Ozzy invented rap!
Sean E, are you 250 years old? Or have you just decided that for the rest of your life you are going to blame “whitey” for you problems?
I freaking love Jazz. I love jazz, big band, and swing. But thats it. I dont love hip hop. I hate RnB. I hate soul. Hate rap. Blues…eh…s’ok. Bob Marley? NO. But Jazz, oh my god it just makes me want to dance. Its so lively and happy. And guess what asshole, back in 1940s Germany there was a big underground movement of WHITE KIDS called SWING KIDS who REALLY LOVED the music and didnt just listen to it to impress others. I dont care that Jazz is no longer relevant, that doesnt make it more relevant to me. WTF, cant I just like it because I really love the sound? I love everything about jazz. Most of the music I like is actually ‘white’ music, but Jazz is my favorite.
The website is a joke, its funny, and not mean:–) Everyone should be able to take a joke, damn it.
But still, “Its really pathetic, because black people were enslaved , killed, Lynched, and discriminated on until the last 30 years( actually to this day)”…wow, and white people weren’t , ever, at all?
When we would learn that this world is not a guilt trip and that not ONE race was EVER fair to another? Slavery existed in Russia longer than it did in America. The word “slave” comes from the word “slav” as in “slavic”. Slavery existed on the African continent prior to the Dutch and Spaniard started it in the USA, started BY Africans who captured and sold their rival tribe members to the whites. My ancestors were white on the territory of Russia and they WERE slaves, and no, it was NOT BETTER than being a black slave. NO race has it better, and it is historically incorrect and offensive to keep screaming at ALL the white people that they are responsible for the deeds of certain assholes who are not around anymore. YES. White discrimination is abundant, and racists are everywhere and god knows I wish they were f*cking punished WELL for their “opinions” and discrimination that is abundant as well, but so is black discrimination, if you think that a white man fares any better in a ghetto alone, if you think that its absolutely OK to insult and call a person racist names if you are black thinking it gives somebody a right to insult them-like tons of black people do this day-oh, yeah, it is TRUE-than you are clearly deluded, my friend. Everyone is equal. So maybe we should start treating each other FAIRLY, as individuals, and without constant references to the shortcomings and cruelty of people that WE ARE NOT.
I am white as it gets, but not american, my father’s Grandgrandgrandparents were slaves (serfs) in RUssia and it was not a picnic-tortures, rape, and death, my friend. ALL races should start READING history, and get their sh*t together, for gods sakes.
Ahh, you saw that movie “SWING KIDS,” too, huh? Yeah, everyone seems to come away from that thinking they are all of a sudden an authority on 1940s Germany youth culture.
You’ve just completely glossed over every detail in history to make it some general thing….. You say people are deluded but aren’t you being naive? No one is equal, nothing is equal and to be honest in todays modern world we’re hardly born equal. While I do agree with slavery coming beforehand and it being through history I’d point these out to you:
Firstly, slavery was not just in russia at that time, it was medievil europe, the middle east and north africa. Secondly, if we’re talking 17th century Russia, then the majority, if not all, slaves were people who had sold themselves into slavery because they were too poor or had no means to make a living. Thirdly, africans didn’t sell and capture other africans. Sold-out would be a better term as they would show whites where villages and camps were and not actually take part in the “selling” and “capture.” Only doing so to save themselves (which as far as I know only bought them little time). Personally I think because of the way african slaves were treated and because the struggle for rights and so on is relatively recent, is why you find people make a big deal about it. Medievil slaves were carted off in big carriages, when mongols took slaves they marched them long distances, taking good care of them so that they would be healthy when they sold them off. African slaves were taken across a sea or many seas depending on the destination, and a large number were chained to eachother, then tied to a rock and thrown in the sea to drown because there weren’t enough food for those onboard.
And you then go on and stereotype blacks for calling white people racist names? Are you even aware that alot of them have white friends? And alot of the time it’s probably used as a term of joke or endearment, like the word “Gringo” used by hispanics, depending on the situation it’s a term or racism or endearment. But that point is an argument that goes both ways.
Think you’ll find the etymology of the word slave is actually Sklabos which means slav, as in the slav/slavic peoples. Why? Because that’s what alot of the slaves were as well as war prisoners from other states. And it’s not russian as you may have been implying, it’s actually a cross of french (old) and medievil latin.
Maybe you should brush up on your history and etymologies before telling others to do the same. Besides, no one is equal and we live in a world full of ignorance
ooohh…goddddd. YOU ARE wrong, read history. I AM slavic, slavic IS Russian. As is Ukranian, Romanian, Polish, and Belarussian as I am. We speak slavic language and have slavic culture. Slavs were the original “slaves”, families were not willingly indentured but bona fide slaves who were form century to century sold form master to master. They were chained, tortured, raped, and forced to work ALL THE SAME if not longer than slavery existed in Europe and America. do you know what “the Right of First Night” means? its an international term.
Lack of knowledge does not mean you can successfully make things up. Yes, white and black people do say racist things about each other but not all of them are like this. I am born in Belarus, finished a Linguistic university and an art college and sort of know for a fact that “slavic” slaves were sold and bought the same way black slaves were bought and sold. You cannot argue with africans capturing and selling each other simply because it is recorded in HISTORY and not something somebody made up to make you feel better-but you don’t LIKE this fact. NO, black people are NOT better or more innocent than white people, we are all equally responsible for slavery and many other things and yes, slavery is repulsive and 400 years of it in America is a shame, but it doesn’t mean it didn’t exist anyplace else (think Egypt!). Please, don’t give me bull to make me feel bad about myself-my family had serfs in it so don’t even try to supply facts that are coming from your imagination. Nobody “pointed out” the villages. Read about Shaka Zulu, for god’s sakes, and how africa waged war on each other over the centuries.
Again, this site is a joke, so take it as a joke. Not something to stir up animosity, but something to make people laugh at things together. And “gringo” and such…its not OK to be racist towards white people, my friend. Double standards, eh?
..oh, and regarding Mongols treating slaves so well….my mother is Mongolian and father Belorussian, so i know both sides of the story. Tatars and Mongols took over towns and raped ALL women and burned BABIES alive, Tataro-Mongolian tortures rival Nazi experiments with quartering and burning out captives’ eyes with hot oil…Polish slaveowners made belorussian women who were nursing a baby to “breastfeed” their purebred puppies when their hounds whelped…and are you aware than black or white, until 1940s every Russian farmer worked FOR FREE????? it was called a “labour unit” and instead of money, all farmers under Communism worked for a checkmark in their work log.
Don’t tell me how well my ancestors were treated, buddy. We have a saying “Your own vest is closer to your body” which means your own pain is more troublesome than other people’s suffering…suffering is the same everywhere. We are not born into an equal wealth or luck, but we are born of equal rights.
All white people I know have no desire in impressing ANY black.
i agree with H. also, i like am always a year or two behind on the current music…probably because i have a job.
Hey “H”,
Guess what, BLACKS feel the same about you and your lack of color people also. What’s your point???
old school to me is grandmaster flash and the sugar hill gang.
H, you’re an idiot. White people are always trying to impress upon Black people that they are “cultured” and understand their situation. It is this way because the white culture is one of control, and they feel powerless if they are ignorant of something. It if for this reason that they try to convince others that they are familiar with Black culture; but this is simply not the case.
If what you’re saying is true then I feel sorry for those black people you are talking about. The difference between the groups you mentioned and mainstream groups would be ‘content.’ Mainstream hiphop doesn’t seem to stray away from whatever sound is selling at the time. All the beats sound the same and they’re always rapping about rims, money, their hoods, how hard they are, their teeth, their jewelry, etc.
The groups you mentioned have fresh beats that are always original and lyrics that actually tell stories and are filled with clever battle-minded bars that fill the songs.
My point is that if you like the mainstream ring-tone-rap then I feel sorry for you. Fuck whatever ‘everyone else’ is listening to. Why wouldn’t you want to hear music that’s original and fun to listen to? The groups you mentioned are just the tip of a gigantic hiphop industry filled with talent. Or you can just ask MTV what’s good. I’m sure they’ll sell you whatever you’re comfortable with.
I’d have to disagree. I don’t like mainstream hiphop because it all sounds the same and they always rap about the same thing: rims, cars, money, their hoods, how hard they are, how many women they keep around etc. He gives perfect examples of hiphop artists/groups that are original and have content in their music that goes way beyond the mainstream lyrical subjects and cookie-cutter beats.
I have friends of all colors and backgrounds and they all prefer the ‘underground’ hiphop as apposed to the mainstream options. They all sound the same in the mainstream or else they wouldn’t be in it. They all have to sound exactly like whatever the dumb mass of people are buying most at that time.
I also know plenty of dumb white people who love the shitty mainstream rap. It’s just a matter of good music vs. bad music and there is both in any genre of music. Every race of people has groups who like good music and groups who tolerate the mediocre because they’re comfy with knowing that “everyone else likes it, it must be good.”
I win.
When did you hear someone tout classical Greek culture, and why would the presence homosexuality make whatever someone was touting hypocritical unless they were talking about how “moral” everybody was?
HEY! I like my fedora, i am white, and i dont care at all about jazz
Hey Jeff I accept that music is music BUT… the fact remains that when I play REGULATORS by Warren G and Nate Dog every white person in the room lights up like a child on christmas morning they know every word and are ready to go to the EAST siiii iide Motelllllllll…
Black people don’t listen to jazz, blues or (non-mainstream) hip hop? You must not know any black people who don’t watch BET (if you know any black people at all).
Must be a bunch of stupid ass wiggers you’re talking about. No self respecting white person listens to that rap shit.
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Hah! i knew a couple people exactly like this! I felt like I was in 6th grade all over again when I was around them. All they listen to is early 90’s Hip-Hop. I’m pretty sure they aren’t even aware of the fact that original music has been produced since ’95/’96. They would be into Mos Def were they aware of his existence (as he didn’t come prominence until the LATE 90’s/early 2000’s), however they are so authentic that they listen almost exclusively to A Tribe Called Quest and is Q-tip not Mos Def before Mos Def? Nasally voiced conscious Hip-Hop…no knock against Tribe (or Mos, or conscious Hip-Hop) but you know how you hear something sooooooo much because that’s all somebody listens to and it kind of ruins it a little bit? I had to start bringing my own CDs when we hung out or it was another night of the Tribe Called Quest discography. As always, funny stuff. 🙂
wow rasist much?
Ummm…if commercial rap had a dick, white people would be sucking it dry.
I started listening to blues in Australia when I was 14, in 1955. And even all those British bands never put me off. Clifford Brown, Parker, Mingus, etc. came a little later. And I still listen to them all, whitely and guiltlessly. And unpretentiously (I think).
They also like any black people who are good at sports. Randy moss? Adrian Peterson? MJ? Tiger woods? Chris Johnson? Fucking monstrous black football players are my personal favorite. Speaking of football, there is this site that is great: http://www.pigskingenius.com . Guy on there is a fucking genius. Made so much money last year. You get your money back any time they have a losing week. It sexy.
you really shouldn’t be using the word racist if you cannot spell it
ROFL! It serves them right, we should stereotype racists of all races on lack of education, and can’t spell right. xD
I don’t know black people have a favorite music genre, but white people seem to enjoy the freecreditreport dot com music…or pander to 30-something white college-degre yuppie types.
And word to McDonald’s: stop making commercials that racially target black viewers. Don’t make it “black” by a certain hip-hop song, jive-talking narrators and black actors paid to eat that crap, you know paid more than a massive drive to hire black part-timers for $6.50 a hour.
Black folks start out on hip-hop and dance music when they are young, but once they start getting older and more educated, they turn to jazz… FYI, our enjoyment of our cultural traditions do not depend on the blessings of whites!!!
speak for yourself about black people like commercial hip hop, because i don’t.
I wonder about these white authors, who talk about white and black, but have no experience in either culture. NOONE, I MEAN NOONE, has any respect for these losers.
I dodge a bullet here. I listened to NWA, EPMD and Stetsasonic and Ed Nice back in 1989 when I was 19. I stopped listening to hip hop by about 1990, and I don’t have much nostalgia for it now.
I am white. I have defied the stereotype, and emerged stronger.
Yeah, these guys are obviously losers seeing as how they keep getting it wrong. Almost all the comments on this page are from “real” white people and black people who are nothing like this description. If these authors can’t write something that is true for all people, all the time, then they should stop writing. Because we all know that racial comedy, in order to be funny, has to be true for everyone of that race. Just because there are plenty of liberal, affluent, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-environmentalist, Whole Foods shoppers, doesn’t mean that all white people are like that. We need to stop unfairly persecuting the white people. They’ve been through enough.
I saw Esperanza Spalding at the San Francisco Jazz Festival (http://www.imnworld.com/news/detail/750/review-esperanza-spalding-turns-davies-hall-into-her-livingroom) this week, a black woman who, at 25, is one of the most talented young cutting-edge jazz musicians today, and the youngest professor in history at the Berklee School of Music.
She played at the nearly sold-out SF Symphony hall, to quite a mixed audience, including a lot of black people who had come because of her renown.
While most of the audience was rapt throughout the performance, I was surprised at the number of black people who got up and left during it, even in the middle of songs.
Whites keeping it alive indeed.
yeah, it’s really been hell for us white people. goddamnit anyway.
Middle class white folks love fried chicken and all that, too! Never had collard greens though. You’re making me hungry…
This article doesn’t describe me at all and I’m white. Now I’m going to sit at my desk for the rest of the day with a full pout.
SO THERE WORLD!
Jeez, lighten up people.
Being from New Orleans, Jazz and Blues are very much alive both among white and black folks…yes siiiir!
Your premise is incorrect about her being the youngest in history.
*coughPatMethenycough*
Sorry but you’re right about Wu and Del. GUILTY.
I’ve always wondered why all my white myspace/facebookfriends have Miles Davis (always Miles Davis), Coltrane, and Billie Holliday thrown in there after Interpol, Elliot Smith, and Belle & Sebastian. Oh yeah, and Mos Def. Although, you really, truly are cool if you really, truly listen to Del tha Funkee Homosapien.
I prefer ALL people goofy & non-threatening.
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this post proves your complete ignorance to music, what’s relevant, and who listens to it. you got carried away with what started off as a funny idea, but should have stopped a long time when you ran out of material. people with real sense see this for the foolishness it is, and your condescension as purely pathetic.
man, that’s one pissed off white person.
I am one of the people you define as claiming they love “true classic hip hop, not this commercial shit”. However, did it ever occur to you that I don’t do it because that’s what I think black people listen to, or because I wish I connected with that era, or indeed, as you put it,
“to impress an older black person with their knowledge.”
No, I do it because I really enjoy the music. I love wu tang, cunninlynguists, nas, technique, etc. and I just don’t enjoy much of the commercial hip hop that is being released. Lyrically and musically I appreciate it much more. I don’t care if you think black people don’t listen to it much any more or if they listen to commercial stuff. I enjoy the music I enjoy out of personal preference.
So, how do you feel about a newer artist from the Conscious Movement like Jay Electronica?
Some of my best friends are White!
Real Hip Hop are artists that either made no money or had something to say and got very little airplay (Dead Prez, Dred Scott, Mos and Black Star, The Roots, PE, Digable Planets, The Pharcyde, Arrested Development, Main Source, Guru, Pete Rock, Talib Kweli, BDP and so on)
I’m a black woman and I don’t listen to most of what comes out these days that they say is hip hop or R&B.
And black folks DO support blues and jazz, we have to ’cause our parents are still listening to them and lecturing us on “the garbage” they hear on the radio.
If you like music you know that real talent is demonstrated more in actually playing an instrument (even if its a mic) with some virtuosity. Hip hop that’s underground is more about poetry than to bragging about how much shit you own.
Well said.
Good music is rarely highly commercial or radio-friendly-it’s true about hip-hop, jazz, post-punk, etc. MTV Awards crap is for the masses and rarely has a message. Or a soul. You gotta have something to say, you have to have a voice, an agenda and a great skill in playing something to be interesting. Talented musicians are not “made” by recording companies-they bust their asses to become good. There is nothing worse than mainstream hip-hop, mainstream blues, mainstream jazz.
Jazz is probably still the most diverse and the most experimental music out there -most people don’t know any jazz that happened after the times of Billie Holiday, so they think it’s “old-timey” music that “white folks keep alive”. 🙂 In those times tho jazz was a revolutionary breakthrough-it was the “sex, drugs and rock’n’roll” of the decade, the villain, the underdog and the public enemy as it projected racial and sexual freedom, freedom of thought, and totally changed the approach to music as we know it now. Regarding who listens to it-whoever wrote this article should go to Jack London square and see the crowds pouring out of say Yoshi’s after the jazz shows, and see how many even young black kids go and listen to it ALL THE TIME. There is plenty of blues clubs too that have great bands that are for real, not the …Blues Traveler kind. Once music becomes mainstream, it turns into Kenny G. playing matinee shows for free..though most people I know would gladly pay him enough money to just shut the hell up.
loving the outcry from the community of music nerds. bonus points for drawing the ire of black music nerds.
its realy cool !
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this whole web-site is satire. in the most polite way possible, can i ask you to shut up? i mean you aren’t the only person who know’s this. this is just something to laugh at.
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I thought these postings were about what white people like? When did you become an expert on what black people like and don’t like?
I find this post amazingly ironic. You say that Jazz and Blues are things black people no longer listen to….LOL…go to New Orleans. Ask black people there if about their musical heritage.
It is insulting to the black american cutural existence to say that their music and heritage is something that other people pretend to enjoy.
Nice one.
btw – I an not black or white.
I think you’re missing the point if you’re reading this blog like an anthropological handbook; he’s not trying to reveal the truth of either race, he’s just making funny generalizations.
LOL HAHAHAHA I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
There was never a golden age of hip-hop rap or crap! This stuff is the musical equivalent of urinating on the sidwalk and anybody who likes it is fooling themselves.
You don’t have to be Christian to listen to Handel’s Messiah and you don’t have to be “country” to listen to country music (apparently there are a lot of canadians country singers these days). So why should you have to be black to listen to hip-hop? Music is music and it doesn’t “belong” to anyone unless you buy all of the Beatles’ music and decide who you want can listen to it.
Although, it is pretty funny what this article says about jazz. But Jazz grew out of European traditions so it’s not “technically” just black music…American music would be a better term.
I don’t think that’s very true… at all. I’m pretty sure Europeans weren’t down in Harlem blasting tunes on a saxophone. Check your sources.
Or maybe it’s the musical vessel for a people who never really had a thing to call their own. People are attracted to real rap because you get to learn more about the people who made it. Fake rappers are the ones you should watch out for, possibly the only kind of rappers you’ve ever been exposed to.
they created the blues by creating misery in african’s lives… check your sources 🙂
@ John Estaven :
So you say “Rap /Hip-Hip is the musical equivalent of urinating on the sidwalk” huh ?
As an life long music lover/ long time DJ I’d really like to know where the hell you came up with a Bullshit theory like that ?
Are you in the music business ?
Do you even play an instrument ?
What the hell do you know about music to make such a claim?
Hahaha…. Since when has HipHop been classified as anything other than annoying scattered noise, along the same lines as a row of jackhammers n busted chainsaws?
Music… LOL
A white establishment you didn’t mention that aims to preserve dated black music – university music programs. If it isn’t classical, it will be jazz, funk, blues…
This is the funniest shit I have read in ages. I admit I am guilty of the Jazz and whiskey accusation. Although I usualy don’t watch TV but get bored and go out clubbing and listen to electro.
Thanx for making my night though.
WTF??? We are all equally resonsible 4 slavery? “GTFOH!!” Check your history!! Who has went to every FRICKIN country, state, continent and raped, pillaged, spread disease and filth in every minority (nice word) filled and majority filled land??? EUROPEANS!! Whether you’re from Germany, France, Australia, N. America…as a whole, YOUR FAMILY annihalates EVERYBODY!! Even your own. “THAT’S” why your ancestors were enslaved. Check your DNA strand before throwing stones. Yes, every race has helped open the door for a MASS amount of Europeans to come through it and take their asses down. BUT NO RACE HAS FUCKED UP THIS WORLD LIKE EUROPEANS!! Get down to the basics! We all started from one source: Africans…Africa. Asians…Asia. Europeans…Europe. And Hispanics…from all three of the latter. Now, check history as far back as you can; who has ALWAYS caused CHAOS in every ERA, CENTURY, TIMEFRAME??? “Europeans!” Sure, we all need 2 be held accountable 4 our parts we’ve played in history, but don’t you dare try and make it seem like “ANY” BROWN SKIN GROUP HAS “EVER” BEEN AS SAVAGE AS YOUR DNA!! “THEY” (your own dna) brought down the TOWERS on your asses!!! For pete’s sake! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CONTROLLED DEMOLITION DIRT!! TALK ABOUT MONSTERS! I’ll be more than happy 2 let by-gones be by-gones and work on future relations when you guys stop making excuses 4 having Mass Murderers, Serial Killers, Psychopaths and Madmen in your families. Plus, admit 2 being SO DAMN EVIL!! But for now, I will leave you with this: You, maam, have the “BALLS OF A GORILLA!” for even uttering, that damn lie, through those bologna lips of yours! (or bony finger tips). Good Day!!
Oh…p.s. Nice Blog,Lander! It kicked up bunch of SHIT just like you planned. And I’m NOT being SARCASTIC.
hahaha. Civilized conversation about history.
Is this for me or someone else?
“So, what’s your opinion on the subject?”
“My opinion…I’ll punch you in the fucking face, that’s my opinion!”.
I can’t respond to ramblings of a racist, extremist, uneducated and illiterate madman (woman???), sorry. it’s like arguing with a mental patient. 🙂 History, shmistory…”fuck you, you fucking foreigner!” Good job.
I guess if my “race” (European is not a race hahaha) “deserved” it, maybe yours deserved it too! Oh, i am sorry, i forgot that you a saint, and only YOU can severely insult others and then sue them for intolerance, stating that you are special and have no responsibility for your words or actions? I pray that your type of intolerant, aggressive, self-centered pricks dies out someday…De-evolution indeed. Shame on american schools that bring up this kind of personalities. Black supremacists are not less nasty. Go abuse someone somewhere else.
History is cruel to everyone. History could have gone one degree in the other direction had Egypt overtaken Rome around the time of Cleopatra. Consequentially it did not. Thus history took it’s course. Furthermore if it had, slavery in Egypt was much crueler than that of Rome so how precisely would you have expected the world to evolve in relation to this subject? And what is the point of dwelling on history? it’s not going to make your life better or your childrens life better, we examine history to learn from it not try and fix it because we can not. It’s done It’s over. Allowing yourself to be hateful is only going to keep the hate going. So go ahead keep fanning the flames sweetheart see what it does for you…..you know what in all reality this pisses me off more than I thought at first. I was raised to be open minded and slapped (hard) the first/last time I said the “N” word (I didn’t know any better I thought it meant someone from Niger I was in the third grade) and since then I have lived in so called “black” neighborhoods for years. I get called “white girl” on a daily bases, I get dirty looks and have been jumped just for being white. Now I know to an extent this is small potatoes comparatively but it’s my life and people have become racist for lesser reasons. And you know what I still look at people like they are the same. I have friends of all colors and cultures and I only judge them on who they are and how they treat me. As a matter of fact It’s not even a hard thing to do I just do it because it is necessary for the FUTURE of MANKIND AS A WHOLE and then there are people like you who are determined to hate when all it takes is a little understanding and a little heart to see that you have to BE the change you want to SEE in the world (someone famous said that can’t remember who) now unless you just want to see white people suffer then that makes you no better than any of my supposed ancestors (P.S. I’m irish look up our history sweetheart it’ll make you think twice about whatever it is you’re pissed about) and unless you’re suggesting that us white folk don’t bleed crimson and walk on two legs HUMANS have been enslaving HUMANS since the beginning of time so how about you go ahead and relearn what DNA is since we all share common chromosomes despite race (99.9% similar structure) and realize that you are the racist hence you are your own problem. P.S. I believe the guy who writes this blog is white so if you’re coming here to satiate your delusions of being so much different, better, whatever learn the definition of satire.
I once had a (brief) relationship with a young woman who was a heroin addict and a criminal but she enjoyed listening to commercial radio. I thought it was a bit strange, so one day I asked her why she didn’t listen to gangsta rap and without a shred of irony she said “because I’m living it.”
You’ll find that with a lot people with real street cred. Unlike middle class white people they place more stock in their own actions than they do in electronic forms of entertainment and in doing so they put entertainment in its rightful place, unlike middle class people who think they obtain status by being interested in “the right” forms of entertainment. Truly evolved people have been there and done that with all this hipster stuff and see it and the pride some people take in being hip to it as the bullshit it really is. You suckers have parted with your hard earned by advertising that’s directed at 20 million people instead 100 million people, that’s all.
I had a chuckle when I read this, I too noticed that only NPR types seem to keep jazz and the blues alive. I listened to jazz for a while on a Portland radio station and did like Hammond B3 and Vibrophone forms, but really hated that genre called “beebop” where they just seem to make random noise and cords. I actually prefer the “smooth jazz” variety and listen to it on the radio in my car.
Does anyone writing comments on here realize that this website is meant to be a joke?
this one is actually true. im white and I love will smith. lol
Hi Dawn. Your description of Caucasians is something I’ve always suspected – that we are the children of satin. Not the soft fabric satin, but the big red scary dude with horns.
Cheers!
*satan (not to be mistaken for satin).
I googled the correct spelling in an attempt to beg for forgiveness from my fellow white folk.
WOW. Just wow.
Let me preface this by saying I’m a professional musician, white, I play mostly jazz and blues music, and not the casual wine drinking yuppie who pretends to like parker. I’ve spent my whole life on this music since age 5. Does that make me authentic? A fraud? I don’t know. What is authentic in this day and age?
I get what the author is saying though,, there’s certainly a lot of people who pretend to like or understand the music because it gives them a feeling of being sophisticated or connected to something.
Check out this article. It talks about this antiquated myth of romantic ‘authenticity.’ Particularly the myth held by many whites that the blues as strictly a music about the suffering of black people. This is the only narrative whites wanted to believe. Never mind that it was also a music of joy, celebration. It’s been distorted by many writers and critics who don’t participate in the musical process at all.
http://www.newsweek.com/2008/02/09/it-s-a-white-thing.html
if this blog were about frauds it would say: stuff fraudulent people like. It’s about white people and what they like to do. its a continuum and difficult probably for some white folks to see beyond binaries for guilt, shame and such. just feel lucky you can exit the internet! ha
agreed.. he probably saw the Ken Burns documentary and thinks that gives him some sort of insight
I have been thinking about the propensity for binary thinking in the culture, lately, too. It’s really weird that everything has to be black and white instead of inside, outside, third person, meta-, intersecting. So weird.
It’s like when you define yourself as “the opposite of everything else” your mind loses the flexibility to see anyone else or yourself accurately. Crazytown.
This blog is a nice exception, but it still astounds me how frequently I see it in others in this day and age.
Even though I love jazz and the blues, I am lmao at this hilariously apt description. And even though I’ve never been a big rap/hip hop fan, I’m flashing back to the time I sanctimoniously corrected a friend (white) about the “true” origins of hip hop. On the other hand, I do love TV more.
I would love to see a break down by race, gender and nationality of who listens to what music- fascinating! A lot of people (older mainly) talk about rap music like its a black thing exclusively when it should be obvious that the commercial success of that music is largely due to white people who comprise the statistical and economic majority.
this may be true but at the same time underground (not old school as you say) will live on forever. regardless of what you listen to you have to admit that the garbage on the radio sucks comparatively.
so true you guys do outnumber us
LOL
Thank you for your way of explaining this. I think also goes with (white)people who like reggae music. I am black and from Jamaica and I always believed that not only did whites get the music they felt and understood. and I think what you are saying is so true.
Blues structure is partly based on Irish ballad music, do your homework! Great blog though, hilarious stuff.
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
congratulations, you just fulfilled #101, being offended. its a joke asshole. if you took this site seriously i’m embarassed for you.
This is literally one of the most baseless, thoughtless articles that has ever been shared with me. I am sorry it was. right when I think people are getting smarter, i see something that knocks me off my feet. Ridiculous, untrue, and racist. Why waste time with this trash? I am sorry I took the time to read it but felt compelled to write something about the very low nature of this fabrication.
@ J Anderson
“The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do.”
Um, the majority of welfare recipients are white. Poverty-stricken Appalachia is pretty damn white, too. There ARE some white men out there fighting poverty, too, y’know.
No one here is making lists to amuse themselves at the expense of minorities; they’re just making lists to amuse themselves. This blog is about white people recognizing the sameness of their previously-thought-to-be-unique tastes and laughing at themselves for it. Not sure where you’re seeing racism here.
J Anderson. And you’re the text book example of a delusional troll who posts the same silly post throughout the whole site. Should I do the same to show you how stupid it looks? You need to get a grip with YOUR own racism. You single out an entire group of people and stupidly pretend to know what they can and have all experienced. Maybe the 5 million Ukrainians who died during the holodomor enacted by Jewish Bolsheviks could have enlightened you about struggle. Perhaps the 3000 plus white South African farmers killed over the last 16 years while the rest of the world turns a blind eye could tell you about racism and being a victim of it. Perhaps the 2 killed after being tortured, raped, burnt and butchered in Knoxville could tell you about being a victim of racism if they were alive or if American media cared enough to cover their story. But the fact that to you these things aren’t racist and yet Clander somehow is, really just shows the depth of your own racism. I doubt there is such a thing as text book racist since clowns like yourself twisted all significance out of it to fit your politically correct agenda. Look up hypocrite and then slap yourself for not having a sense of humour.
This reminds me of a fun story from my youth (Lol…. three years ago and I’m 24) I was in my car with my friend and we were taking one of her black friends to work and I had no idea what she liked so I put in a mix CD and about track 4 “Today Was a Good Day” by Ice Cube came on. I am bouncing along and then strangely it seems a bit off and I think the CD skipped but it turned out to be her friend’s RING TONE and her phone didn’t happen to ring until the middle of THAT VERY SAME song!!!!!! Nice save by the white chicks!!!!! (Her friend is probably about 28-30 now so it did come out when she was in high school…. how perfect!!!) Relevant irrelevance indeed!!!
Dude, you are TOTALLY missing the point of Chris’ blog. He is making fun of his own. He makes fun of how cool many white people think they are by pointing out the ridiculousness. I think you need to step back and look at things from a different perspective. I am an African-American and I love Chris’ writings. They are hilarious. If anyone should be upset, it’s white folks. Come on. Lighten up. I mean that in regard to attitude, not skin color. Ha!
This is hilarious because I remember looking at this blog when I lived in Philly & not understanding any of it… now I live in Canada and I’m finally starting to understand… guess it’s because I’ve started hanging out with white people.
Hey there,
Why don’t you just call your web blog “Stuff-white-Northern-Californians-and-People-from-Washington-State-like.”
You totally leave out white people from Virginia and places like Alabama, Maine, Connecticut…etc.
Even though white people listen to black music, white people in America are ALL racist whether they know it or not. Power to all minorities in America.
I found it entertaining. No more, No less.
Enjoy the holdays.
M.S.S.
http://mi-stories.blogspot.com
I’m from CT. This blog is hilarious and spot on 🙂
PS I’m not from Fairfield or Litchfield Counties where all the rich folks live 😛
Hilarious and spot on.
Next time you’re thinking of commenting on your offense at a literary work that is satirical in nature, I hope you feel “compelled” to cancel your internet service and donate your computer(s) to charity.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
Are all Black people in Africa racist? I know the NEW epitaph of the last 50 years is RACIST but can we give it up and try something new? Maybe ‘lookist” for those who judge on appearance. Or” Bookist” for those who value people for the books they have read from the NYT Best Seller list. BTW when ALL MINORITIES get power hope they are nice to the rest of us.
I just dropped a N-bomb.
Lomax and Rubin wow going back pretty far. Your right though most educated White people of the time thought Lomax was wasting his time chasing “colored” and folk music. It was a generation or two later that folkies, beatniks the Brits actually “got” it. Try talking Zydeco music or about Clifton and see what you get. Robert Zimmerman was one of the few White guys in America that heard the music with his heart not his head. But he had to change his name to protect the innocent?? Ha! Ha!
Correction: “I just dropped AN N-bomb.”
what is black music?
What happened to #28- White people don’t like owning a TV? Haha this is funny but it seems pretty contradictory.
um actually, saying that makes you racist smart one. those are just stereotypes so stop being so ignorant
Now that you have restated what your self-hating college professors have placed in your soft head you can keep feeling so guilty and self aware. The terms white priviledge and institutional racism are right out of the 1970s text book of self hating white intellectuals. These fools have NEVER lived in the real world where people work together, inter-marry and live their lives under the same sky. Self flagulation (ph) went out with the middle ages. Do you feel so much better then everyone and so much better informed. NOT! To say 99% of anything is anything exposes your lack of education and ignorance. Many people both black and white are racially aware of one and other. According to you if you notice the color of a persons hair, eyes, or skin there is something wrong. It is what you actually DO that might make you a racist. You seem to be a breeding ground for racist thought and deed by your self definition of all white people. By keeping these old liberal ideas alive you are continuing to stoke the fires of the past. Please just go away and crawl inside your own sick head and dream on in your silly world!
$20 says JohnnyG is white.
You win $10.00!!
Ha. Sweet! half white is half right
This is your input? Everyone brought an entrée to the dinner and you showed up with a Jell-O snack pack. Your comment, not likely satirical, is indicative of your severe lack of thought(save the fact that “lack of thought” is the first phrase you’ve understood even reading this very paragraph.), I can’t even fathom how a girl of your mental stamina managed to read down as far as the comment box. You’re a disgrace to your country, your sex, your generation, your parents and, undoubtedly, your race.
If you know anything about actual hip hop history instead of getting your pop culture fix from mtv, you might realise that you’ve shown yourself up to know nothing about hip hop. Assuming hip hop is “black music” is dumb since hip hop is a mixture of cultures.
And its not old school, its underground hip hop. Old school hip hop was commercial hip hop back in the day. So the assumption that white people (i’m not white btw) like good hip hop as opposed to commercial hip hop is both racist and retarded on every level.
You seem to imply that Jazz is a music of the past and only being kept alive to “preserve” it. I am a jazz musician and not only is Jazz still alive, it has adapted into the 21st century. Its not just in “rich white homes with glasses of scotch” as you say, but rather in a real, vibrant scene. Jazz isn’t dead my friend.
Also, claiming Hip-hop is “black” music is racist. It is a mix of cultures and primarily inner city music. Its not necessarily old/new school either, but rather commercial (what you hear on your local Hip hop station and MTV) or underground (hip hop with a more poetic message). That’s not only true for hip hop but for most genres. There is typically a duality of commercial and non commercial music.
Joe,
You are correct hip hop is a mixture of cultures…
…BLACK cultures.
What are you talking about???
I’m not much on jazz my self, but what about Earth Wind & Fire for black music black people don’t listen to anymore? Lisa from Hydrolyze
Black mombo music, who listens to that sheeeeeet.
That nigra satanic beat will cause your white women to do unspeakable things.
I’m a Pat Coon,,er Boone fan myself.
“writing love letterssss in the sand….”
I love the sweet calming affect that white music gives me, unlike those jigaboo loudmouths.
Hate ’em.
Latino hip hop and white hip hop both exist at all the same levels of “black” hip hop. Hip hop, like i said, is street music, not necessarily belonging to a certain race.
Do you think there is a sight called stuffblackpeoplelike.com and its all about fried chicken and watermelon and washing it all down with grape soda?
I agree with those who says that things above are quite racist and retarded.
(I am white) But i never think about myself as wow am ‘white’ i think about myself as a human being especially a girl thats all.. am sure most of us ‘label’ themselves as a boy or girl or whatever sex and then an identity (whoever think you are) but i think this should be the last in the row that how light or dark your color is.. IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING HUMANS THATS ALL..
even this site is kinda sick to create.. come on.. should i make a website called “stuffyellowpeoplelike.com”?
ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Hilarious.
Nice article on an African Caribbean photographer. Exhibition called muzik kinda sweet on show in Birmingham England.
Plessings my brother.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
I don’t think we’re ready for this. Everyone is a bit too sensitive. The cure for racism is before you. Laugh at yourself, you’ll live longer.
anyone taking offense to this has got to be kidding.
andy: he’s not saying that there is no new jazz music, it exists but is largely irrelevant. white people don’t listen to new jazz music anyway, that’s not cool enough.
i was around people for 4 years that only talked about “real hip hop”. this is an accurate depiction of white “cool kids”. i know this and i’m white.
big picture, people
We do have some serious social problems, but until people are willing to integrate into the real world the tension will always be there. I used to listen to junk hip hop and one day had a revalation that these rappers are setting people up for failure. Don’t fall into the trap.
This is mostly accurate, but I’d like to add that as of late, another thing white people like to do is overanalyze and interpret the music and lyrics of not only “classic hip hop” but also modern, “commercial” hip hop. Along with showing (and making sure people know about) their “appreciation” of classic composers such as Mozart, Handel, and Bach, as well as their love of modern indie rock and philosophy/literature, white people like to discuss the latest Gucci Mane or Curren$y mixtape as if it were Soren Kierkegaard’s “Attack on Christendom.” It makes them feel as though they are appreciating the music in a way that its intended audience may or may not consider, and it also enables them to combine three things they already like: (1) trying to appear as though they know more about music than the next white person, (2) black music in general, (3) intentional irony, and (4) reading more into a situation than the situation actually requires.
Chances are that when Gucci Mane decided to have an ice cream cone tattooed on his face, he wasn’t considering that this move would have any sort of rhetorical or intellectual impact on the populace, but white people love to seize bits of pop culture such as this and expand on them. It makes them feel intelligent. Mainstream media (run by white people) is not opposed to this practice, either; take a look at Pitchfork on any given day, and you will see glowing reviews of the latest Waka Flocka Flame or Jadakiss album/mixtape juxtaposed with reviews of long-lost obscure gems such as Bob Desper’s long-forgotten alt-folk debut album or Vashti Bunyan’s comeback effort. The more “street” a rap album appears to be, the more a white person will like it, because listening to “street” albums gives them a chance to live vicariously through the artist without ever having to realize what it actually feels like to hit the floor when a drive-by shooting is in progress in front of your living area.
This interest of white people in “street” hip hop once hit a decline, but has risen in interest in previous months. The only difference is now, it is considered “cool” to listen to “street” hip hop while wearing the preppiest clothes possible, and while driving the “whitest” car available. A good rule of thumb is that if a Democrat or an environmentalist would drive it, it is probably funny to blast “street” hip hop out of it. This can include, but is not limited to the Toyota Camry, the Toyota Prius, the Honda Civic (four-door sedan only), or the Nissan Versa (hatchback version). This is particularly true when a white person pulls up next to a car of people who look as though they should be listening to “street” hip hop, but aren’t. The effect is magnified if such an occurrence happens on the campus of an expensive private university.
Alan: Very good except you forgot the over analyzation is a result of White People’s attempt to feel superior to not only the people who created the music but the intended audience. Once they have reinvented the genre and re imagined the lyrics, in their silly little world, it is time to “condescend” to the rest of the world and explain the meaning of it all to other clueless White people. It would be funny if the paradigm were not followed over and over throughout their lives in many areas of knowledge and experience. Very hollow, shallow and smug individuals. The whole cycle actually passes for “knowledge” in some worlds. OH! Have we over thought this?
LOL I totally do this — except I drive a Saturn, and when I get onto Stanford’s campus, I eject the NWA CD and put in Nirvana.
This is another spot-on one, but I have one point of contention – most Black people I know do not listen to a hell of a lot of the contemporary Black music that Black people supposedly like. I really can’t see anyone over 30 listening to Wocka Flocka Flame. Maybe the new Alicia Keys album, but otherwise, I think you’ll find that most Black adults listen to Black Music that Black People don’t listen to anymore, just as most white adults don’t listen to Justin Bieber. Either way, very funny as always.
You are so true on that! My dad still likes Tupac. i, however, like ALI PROJECT. Most black people and white people have never heard of ALI PROJECT, which has more relevance than Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.
Yeah, another direct hit! Got to say, tho: for white people who do lame stuff like lip-synch to music when exercising (reminds me to breathe… ow, that’s even lamer), hip-hop is, uh, problematic. So most of my ‘workout’ playlists go heavy on 80s Run-DMC/Sugar Hill (no gats, gang-bangs, tricks/hos, etc).
Sure, a white lady lip-synching:
(#107) “Yo I got guns/We got straps…”
or, “Tell me now: what’s my mother-fn NAME? Serial Killa!” –is absurd enough that I enjoy the Irony (#50).
BUT–just *breathing* certain terms re women or the ‘unless you’re black, don’t even think about saying it’ word might well provoke a visit from the spirit of my late mom (she was big on respect & empathy). No hug: I’d undoubtedly be bounced off my trampoline & fed a bar of Ghost Soap.
BTW, my Black Friends (#14) are the ones who encouraged me to get into Classic Hip Hop 😉
http://www.spinner.com/2011/02/25/excepter-clare-amory-dies/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-main-n%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk3%7C203439
Aahahaha! Reminds me of when my son-in-law-to-be said something about Wocka Flocka Flame, I had to google him because I thought he was making it up. LOL. He laughed his butt off at me.
obvs doesnt listen to ‘jazz’
have you ever thought that black people just make good music which white people like
u bloody shithouse
I think this is true about hip hop. I know white people who like old school hip hop, but didn’t listen to it when it came out (and they were alive) and discovered it later as adults. When I went to Rock the Bells this year, all the white people there were in their early 20s (so this is new music to them) and all the people of color were 30+ (this was nostalgic music for them).
Raquel,
funny/true in a way with most white people. I’m white (german/italian, so to you: white) and 27 but i grew up in Queens NYC, so Gangstar and Redman was bumpin on my block 20 years ago. But I know what you mean after moving around the country when I was in the military and seeing how most white americans my age are I have to concur with your post. I also heard most of the people of color who go to Rock the Bells are pretty much typical american white people with dark skin. No offense
Italians are latino not white
Latino is not a race its an ethnic group. Latino people hail from Latin America……Since Italians are from Europe they are Caucasian period. It is possible to be a white latino. Sorry thats just a stupid comment.
latinos are people from SOUTH AMERICA. Italy is in EUROPE.
My guess is that type of argument could go on forever. Spanish people from Spain are pretty light skinned. South American Latinos seem to be classified by the language they speak rather then their Euro or African origins. Italians are people from Italy who are a mixture of every group that occupied Italy North or South since Roman times. It can get pretty complex and labeling by race, national origin or any other criteria should be left to the DNA searchers. Very personal and political how people see themselves. Germans before WW II got carried away and crashed their whole country trying to determine who was “really” a true German. Whole subject should be left to science and experts since normally educated individuals don’t have the knowledge to discuss, with any degree of certainty, who is what and who fits into a particular classafacation.
Hispanic and Latino Americans are Americans with origins in the Hispanic countries of Latin America or in Spain, and in general all persons in the United States who self-identify as Hispanic or Latino
What the fuck are you talking about… I’m Italian and I’m white not Latino. Latinos are from south America and were slaves to Spain.
Italians are from Europe and Europe is the origin of whites.
Not going to lie. I am the guy who “only listens to real hip hop” and I found this article funny. There is no need to be offended as being the white kid from the burbs who knows more about hip hop than his fellow hood rat who only listens to Drake/Wayne.
Hahaha, this is brilliant. I especially love this part:
“Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.”
That’s exactly the kind of people that can get me more annoyed than anyone else. Aw man, all those mid-30s middle class “satisfied with everything” family people. Always a purpose.
Next time I think I am boring, I just need this to remind me. At least I’m not the only one. ^^ At least I don’t have to pretend I am more interesting than I really am.
“Today, white people keep The Blues going strong by taking vacations to Memphis, forming awkward bands, making documentaries, and organizing folk festivals.”
This is like the Christian obsession with anything Jewish. Not that I have anything against being obsessed, it’s just that so many love it. It’s kind of ridiculous. It would be more interesting if they were obsessed with any other religion, but for some reason they can’t really do that……
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I’m 100% nigga!
i had an awkward experience at work recently. one of my black co-workers was talking to me about music and i started talking about mos def. he had heard of him but obviously knew less than i knew about his music.
Dear Writer,
What astonishes me: how often a rabid right wing talk host will use black music to start and end segments. I know the commercials about to begin when I hear this music immediately following some rant. Which creates a disjoint as if the radio dial suddenty switched stations.
C
Even though I think this is both wrong and stupid, I still feel the need to respond…
Very, very few people I know – of any race – who listen to jazz with any regularity do so to create or preserve “the white fantasy of leisure”. In fact, to the contrary, most of them are either listening very seriously or are trying to convince the other folks around them that it’s actually music, not random noises thoughtlessly combined, to be listened to seriously.
If you’re listening to jazz while drinking expensive wines or liquors, doing yoga, or falling asleep – if you’re listening to it to enhance those experiences – you’re either not listening to jazz or you’re an idiot. And do we really need to dedicate blog posts – or responses to them – to people like that? I feel wasteful even writing this.
The people I know who listen to jazz and actually know they’re doing it are generally earnest, over-serious nerds about the music. As I believe I’ve just demonstrated here.
I find all of these stereotypical classifications hideously ignorant, and the tendency of the white man to self-deprecate sometimes amusing, but mostly embarrassing.
For the record, I did listen to real old-school hip-hop, when it came out, in my very urban high school. The title of honor belongs to artists like The Fat Boys, Run-DMC, Sheila E, Kurtis Blow and The Beastie Boys (oops, I thew white people in there, silly me!)
I was an extra during the filming of the first official love letter to hip-hop in film form, “Krush Groove.”
Mostly I was a headbanger. One of my favorite bands? Living Colour. Oops! They were black! We’ll just pretend we didn’t see that and ignore the existence of my friends from every conceivable cultural background and their blended love for every conceivable musical genre combination, both then and now.
Now I’m a punk. “White” music again, right? Um…sure, if you nicely ignore the fact that one of the founding fathers of American punk was Bad Brains.
Also, where are you getting your information from, about blues having its roots in 17th century England? Wiki says differently (and yes, they do lock for fact-checking now) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blues
I love that true white people don’t understand that when they attempt to argue against these stereotypes, they look even more ridiculous than they would if they were to just shut up and keep enjoying their exhausting white existences.
The very fact that you feel the need to justify yourself proves that you have absolutely no sense of humor (yet another white characteristic) and take yourself way, way, way too seriously (and another). No one cares about the music you listen to. No one cares how much you know about punk rock or aromatherapy, for that matter.
This is a funny website, and it’s a hilarious book. Go smoke some weed, pull the gigantic walking stick you bought from a 70 year-old hippie at a folk music festival out of your ass, and just enjoy life for God’s sake.
Clearly did not get the incredibly witty slavery joke. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously btw. kthnxbai
All of the people making ignorant comments about “white people” are actually supporting negative stereotypes. For some reason it’s now “cool” to make fun of white people, but God forbid I make stereotypes about BLacks or Hispanics. This is reverse racism at it’s best…you guys are all ignorant, self-hating idiots!
Abandon the Blues if you want to. It’s only the first real truly American music, and while everyone can’t relate to being black, everyone can relate to being blue. Besides, if you think listening to some dumbass on autotune talk about rims, bitches, and weed over a drum loop is better than, R. l. Burnside’s ” It’s bad you know” you’ve got bigger problems than you know.
Any idiot can make a drum loop. Not everyone can play the blues. Once again, “get money” culture trumps art. imagine that.
I’m black and don’t care who listens to what….if you enjoy the music, enjoy the music…..but don’t listen to it just cuz you think it’s gonna make you COOL.
B**** GOT TROLLED!
WORD!- Said the the white girl BTW…we also like to keep random outdated catchphrases alive, too-
peace-out homie
your comment is the bomb, you must be a real bitchin woman to the extreme. you rock yo pant from the back to the front, kris kros fo life.
I like cuntry music at smelly mels trailer park for poor white assholes
dear deb draisin: you’re the worst. god speed.
Alright – I think this is hilarious. The part that made me crack up was “Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.” – the last sentence literally making my pee my pants. The problem is – everyone I have told about it doesn’t find it that funny.. which I find offensive.
WORD.
I agree with most with what was said. I’m a 21 year old girl and i listen to a lot of hip hop but i don’t listen to it to “impress” older black people. I find that quite ridiculous ahaha, i listen to it because i enjoy it, and i can relate to what’s been said in the lyrics. And what if you grew up with black people? i still have a mind of my own
Thank you. I completely agree.. i would never listen to any kind of music just because someone says it’s cool. I listen to a variety of different genres of music.
I’m gangsta like you ma homie. Love me some Eminem. For real.
What’s up with white boys who think they are black?
gmom, MWF50
YES! – what u wrote is even more Hilarious. I am in the same boat. Touche!
Article implies that most black people enjoy mainstream hip-hop. Most mainstream hip-hop is not too good these days, most of the talented artists are underground. Plenty of black people don’t like the commercial stuff, half of which is aimed at squarely at children who don’t know any better.
this comment is hilarious. i am in the same boat.
in the 70s & 80s People did Listen to Black Music!
to day not as much.
People does not listen to Black music anymore.They listen more the 70&80 music.
This is awesome and relevent EVEN WITH HIP HOP!!! cause I went to school with lots of black kids that listened to shit like Lil Wayne, Gucci Mayne and all these new fags, and I was bumping shit like Above the Law, Spice 1, Geto Boyz, SPM, etc just cause they really capture “putting the streets on beats”. They looked at me like “wtf is this shit, MO’ LIL WAYNE YA!”
This article is hilarious. Don’t get stuck on the details! Remember it was written by a white guy. But this post talks about a significant frature of US white culture. It is about cultural appropriation. White folks have tricky abilities. Apropriation is one of them. Music is for everyone it’s just that white folks often enjoy “identifying with” ie owning it all. Haha great post. Thanks.
You mean Rock which was ALSO created by black people.
All whites have created is Classical.
Funny and true to some extent. Music from the past is somehow safer because it’s not so fresh, and we can be more objective about it because of our distance from it. There are plenty of black people into old school hip hop and jazz; they just aren’t the average young black people. And by the same token, average young white people aren’t into a lot of things that are no longer the latest, most popular stuff.
In truth, I think all ninety-nine percent of “hip hop” is a bunch of bullshit, and it sounds awful, but I can’t say that, because I’ll be “racist.” I think all of the “aww, I’mma buy yew a drank gurrrl and cheat on my girrrl and fuck you and fuck you and get drunk and get foodstampz and be ghetto FABOLOUS GRRRRL I’ll steal my jordanz while I make fryz at MACDONALDZ cause I’m high class” music is fucking ridiculous.
I live in a ghetto area. I live in the “projects”… Income based housing. I’m white. I love black people. I hate the black people here, and I hate hip hop. It shows you what our generation is becoming, and it’s sickening.
Black people with college educations, or well, anyone with college educations = good. Black people, or any people, who are lowlives who aren’t doing anything to improve themselves = leeches of society. I’m a little white girl stuck in the ghetto trying to scrounge up the money to get through nursing school. And I hate black music, PAST AND PRESENT. However, at least the past required some talent. Now, the shit’s all about what you can stick your dick in and how much “cash money” you have.
Two of my best friends are black. You know what they say? “I really hate black people.” And the one who worked in a restaurant like me loved to add, “I especially hate black people on Sunday mornings in a restaurant, because they’re picky as hell and the motherfuckers never tip.”
Ashley, I somewhat agree with you on the state of “hip hop” music today, but lets get real, 95% of ALL music is garbage. Execept of a handful of artist who make real music, regardless of race, most are in it for the money and it shows. Music has lost its soul and that is sad!
Now, as for your hatetred for non-whites, has it ever occured to you that the people you dislike so much feel the same way about you. You are just as broke as they, you live here they live, work where they eat/work, and you are no better than them. So where does your high horse come from? You say some very STUPID things in your post that takes away from the point you are trying to make……
“I live in a ghetto area. I live in the “projects”… Income based housing. I’m white. I love black people. I hate the black people here, and I hate hip hop. It shows you what our generation is becoming, and it’s sickening”
Majority of the people “there”, in low income housing are just like you. Meaning they work everyday and surviving. Not all non-whites are on the corner, if that were the case, then it is to be assumed that you are on the corner too, selling your body for profit. Take you blinders off, think before you speak because one can draw many conclusions from your words.
8) ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Actually, I was alive and kicking during the real ‘classic’ Hip Hop era just as I am now and saw most of the best acts in that time live. How you like me know?
btw. I’m as white as white can be. Who cares anyways, it’s just the color of my skin. Oh and I’m European, is that relevant?
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“I don’t listen to that commercial stuff. I’m more into the Real Hip Hop, you know? KRS One, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, De La Soul, Wu Tang, you know, The Old School.”
Calling this style of music ‘old school’ is considered an especially apt name since the majority of people who listen to it did so while attending old schools such as Dartmouth, Bard, and Williams College.
What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it. They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin. Now the best they can hope for is to impress an older black person with their knowledge.
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Oh man… I’m so guilty of this. I’m white as a yolkless omelette, and I can’t stop listening to the Blues. Delta, Jump, Piedmont, East Coast, you name it. Not so hot on jazz… but I take the hip hop thing to the next level. I’m a white female Locker. Yes, I dance to unrelatable funk music whilst wearing striped shirts and big, floppy hats. And I love it. Here’s the weird part, though… I learned how to lock from Asians. What am I supposed to do with that?!?
Hmm I find the comments about past and present hip hop interesting, because over 70 percent of hip hop consumers are white. All of the new top selling artists perform to majority white audiences, so I am not sure I agree with some of the points here.
Ashley, you do realize there is such thing as credible hip hop right? As is with MOST music, once money is in the picture it can’t be as good as it use to. Music is nothing but a business and how well you can market A Skill.
To all who commented on this ( and possibly other articles): you all realize that this is not supposed to be taken too seriously.
Why not?
I’m white. I like hip-hop but I wouldn’t touch most of the shit in the charts with a 30ft pole. I listen to Saul Williams, Busdriver, POS. P. Dolan, cLOUDDEAD, a lot of Grime (I’m from the UK) and I like to hear DJs spin a bit of booty-tech every now and then, for example DJ Godfather.
Also, White people of Celtic descent DID create Gospel and the Blues in the 17th century. Me= Masters degree in Cultural History, come at me bro :).
this article was bull shit.
I couldn’t help but laugh when I would see thrift-store hipsters in college going on and on about Robert Johnson and Albert King, then trying so hard to pretend to like listening to these ANCIENT, almost inaudibly lo-fi recordings (on their PC nonetheless) that sounded like they were recorded from a CD from a tape from a record player, then left in an attic for 30 years. I was surprised it wasn’t on a playlist with The Killers and Modest Mouse.
Love blues. Hate hip hop. Jazz is ok. Yes, I’m both white and old. But let’s face it… music sucks nowadays no matter what color it is. Black music generally doesn’t suck quite as bad (except hip hop, sorry, I’m old) and I think it’s because black people might be a little more in touch with their real selves than white people. Adversity tends to do that, I think.
I know that this is satire but this is bullshit. What about the underground rap artists that won’t sign to a label and refuse to only rap about how much money they have. Check out Dead Prez and Immortal Technique
Why is it important that the artists are black. MUSIC IS MUSIC REGARDLESS OF RACE!
Hey Ashley,
How are you any different from these people that you are talking about? Not different at all. Have you ever considered that there is such a thing as oppression or injustice? What does the term leeches of society even mean? The fact that these people are black is FUCKING meaningless! It is irrelevant that they are black because there are plenty of “leeches of society” regardless of color.
Fuck you ashley,
You scum, living in the PJs, living off all the hard working gay people, like me and gregalicious. I would be mad at you, but gregie is licking my balls, so fuck it, go be a good little whore nurse.
I’m black, but I agree completely. I can’t stand modern day music. I don’t even consider it music it’s so deluited and perverse. Can’t stand the stuff, I keep it old old school…classical is best.
WTF black music? stop being racist
It’s called a joke you guys
And I love how the website is called stuffthatwhitepeoplelike.com but yet people don’t have shit to say about that so called issue.
Again…J-O-K-E
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I think you made a generalization about black people liking commercial hip hop and not real hip hop. Depends on where you are and the types of black people. Remember there are different classes of ppl. Most black ppl complain about the images on Bet yr. after yr. and artist like Souljah Boy. Most enjoy Fugees, De la Soul, Krs one, old public enemy and I recently went to an all black dance company’s concert where they did a tribute to Nina Simone. They were college age actually. Just wanted to put it out there whether your generalization was serious or in jest. Btw Bet also supports Essence music festival that showcases other black talent that packs the house every year (of course the headliners get the posters but other jazz acts come) and Bet also sponsors Bet J which is a jazz station and Bet Centric which many people love b/c they play older music.
If someone has not done so already you have forgotten to add Bluebeat, Ska, old school soca and eighties reggae.
I agree with Lee.
I like blues and, I honestly don’t mind people liking stuff, if they truly like it and get a deep understanding of and from it. Though I do hate when people get on the trend wagon and blow out half-a**ed facts from their, well, a**. Yes. I totally and entirely disregard those who do with anything.
Why are you capitalizing blues, jazz, and hip-hop? Don’t know no betta, do ya?
“The White Blues Singer Instruction Manual” has a chapter dedicated to teaching white guys how to sound like 80-yr. old black men. Or Steve Ray…
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@Captain Obvious on July 17, 2011 at 10:39 pm
When you admit this evil POS.
Oh, and notice this is CNN,
Oh, and notice virtually all those critics in the video are NEGRO
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You forgot rock and roll, house, disco, and basically every other popular music genre in the US.
i don’t get it, i thought the stereotype was that white people always loved stuff like Ja Rule and 50 Cent, and now Lil Wayne? at least where im at thats how it is. the black people like stuff like Jadakiss and Fabolous
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You forgot doo-wop, whose reunion concerts are a regular staple of PBS during fundraising week.
And motown!
White People even blew the dust off Young MC for that movie “Up In the Air” so he could rap to “Bust a Moove”. He’s Old MC Now and I thought he was gonna have heart attack.
Maybe white people keeping alive music that blacks lost interest in long ago, is correct. However I can say with certainty that most music played today will never get to this stage. Nothing will remain from today’s “relevant” music.
Young people are still interested in the Beatles and find in it a source of inspiration, even the Beatles separated in 1969, long before they were even born. I find it hard to believe that rap, hiphop, electronic music, ect will survive to be on anyone’s earphones by 2050.
Earth, Wind and Fire – September
Louis Armstrong – La vie en rose
My top 2 “Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore”!!
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you are desrcibign white folks that typically were raised in the US, never forget that these white folks are suffering the missing link to real culture
The “Beeh-uhls” are already a lot less relevant every where else in the world than here (the U.S). Your comments are – well – euro-centric.
Racist. end of
It’s funny how commercial US hip hop is now taking less inspiration from black American music from the 70s/80s and now sounding a lot like very cheesy Europop from the 90s. Which white people in Europe no longer listen to.
For the record, Miles Davis, Marvin Gaye and Wu Tang > Flo Rida, Lil Wayne and Soulja Boy.
Forget Hip Hop; nobody rocks harder than Kip Winger.
I am the White American Prototype… my I-pod shuffles from Barry Manilow to the Beatles to Snoop Dogg. This article made me laugh… but it is totally true.
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“Flo Rida, Lil Wayne and Soulja Boy”
There is a lot better rappers out there still coming out with music than those three. Although I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for weezy
Just found this blog. Really hilarious. It’s 1.20 p.m and everyone thinks that I’m going insane. Can’t stop laughing.
Clander,
Wow, so much self hate, hating your own heritage. If jazz is so awful that ony “whitey” listens to it, then you need to hate R&B, funk, rap, hip hop. Because, without jazz and blues, you would have none of these other musical forms.
It is really sad when people can only tear things down. It is the sign of a weak person. You are clearly a hateful racist and has been defeated by life.
I am proud of my musical heritage and embrace it. People that hate jazz, simply do not have the attention span to enjoy it.
You probably will respond to this post with anger and hate, because it is all you know. I feel sorry for you and everyone like you. Open your mind and grow up.
this is funny. and those of you calling it racist, it’s called satire.
Well, I’ll put it this way. I’m black, 46, and LOVE jazz music. I love it so much that I find it difficult to listen to anything else, save for classical.
Jazz is as pure an art form as it gets, and if it takes white people to keep it alive, then so be it. I’d rather have them listening to the music, buying the records, going to the concerts and supporting the musicians…than NOBODY doing those things. Blacks have largely abandoned it, and I think it’s a real shame.
SATIRE?!?! it’s supposed to be funny, amusing at the very least to be satire, but alas tis not.
BORING. STUPID. POINTLESS.
I love this writer, nothing racist here. nothing racist AT ALL. stop freaking out. lol
you are correct about some “white” peoples glorification of anything nostalgic. if there are distinctions among race, for the most part they are superficial, and cultural, and the cultural part is voluntary. Racism is the acknowledgement of race. By choosing to identify with a race, you are simply hemming yourself in. limiting yourself to your “race”‘s customs. it is preposterous to assume that any music belongs to anyone. Besides the basic assumption that white and black are fundamentally different, i find few faults in your argument. There are people who like the idea of music, and some like music. some want the music they listen to define who they are. others discrimate with their preference. I do have one question, as i am researching blues for a class: WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID THE BRITISH STARTED THE BLUES IN THE 17TH CENTURY?
He was referring to the Triangle trade, in which raw materials from North America, were refined and sent to Africa as manufactured product, which was in turn traded for slaves going to America and the Caribbean, to proliferate the process again. Although it was originally the Dutch who were responsible for the Triangle Trade, henceforth it could be said that the Dutch are responsible for the blues.
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I was a bit offended by this one because I like jazz and although I’m white this was not advantageous to me. I’m small-town, not yuppie. In this area rich white people don’t like jazz either, no one does. So it mostly just made me look like “an old person.”
Now in some ways that’s a bit of a hipster thing because I did like that it wasn’t popular. Still in my life I’ve seen black people who like jazz. Although I’d admit they’re usually over 40 and often over 50.
That being said this does get at a kind of reality as there are intellectual people who do seem to claim to like jazz whether they do or not. On top of that I think some jazz has more of that “I’m smart and hip” aura than others. Glenn Miller and Benny Goodman? Not too much I’d think. For real hipness I get the sense you’re supposed to claim to like jazz that’s fairly inaccessible, strongly classical influenced, or at least by a heroin addict. So Free-Jazz, Third Stream, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, etc. So someone like Bix Biederbecke, white and merely a drunk, is probably no longer that great even though seen as quite hip once.
This is just guessing based on some attempt at the spirit of the place.
Oh, for the record “Third Stream, Billie Holiday, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker” are all things I like. Not too crazy about Free-Jazz though.
that fact you said, “I’m a bit offended by this one”..well, I stopped reading there.
this guy needs to chill out and not think or try to sound so smart. “it is preposterous” haha..”
This is way too funnny
This is racist against black people… so black people only listen to bullshit ass Weezy, Drake, Gucci Mane, etc. while white people listen to that real shit (Wu-Tang, OutKast, Nas, AZ, Tupac, Ma$e, etc)??
A white person obviously wrote this disrespectful shit. Tired of y’all white supremacist. Can’t wait till Iran and Russia stomp your precious piece of shit country. I will be hear when it happens. Laughing at you devils scream bloody murder.
Man, some people don’t get jokes…
I’m black and I find this, and other posts, hilarious. It is considered satire and shouldn’t be taken that seriously.
I don’t listen to jazz but, as a white female who grew up in a predominately African American southern community I do listen to a lot of blues and I LOOOVE it. I’m also one of “those” white people that listen to “Old School” and call it “Old School” 🙂 2Pac, old Dr Dre and Snoop, NWA, Ice Cube, etc. I mostly listen to Neo-Soul now cause I’m cooler than the average White person 😉 lmao.
You forgot about R&B, Otis REdding
Get overself my brotha and get a sense of humor. Also here as I’m here. Is spelled here not hear
Actually, Russians and (partially) Iranians are also whites, so I don’t see your point here. Also I reckon you grew up in a white country? Perhaps you should try moving back to Africa to find your roots and enjoy life there without annoying whites around you?
you really need to get a sense of humor like on some for real shit. why you think its racists. and you wanna talk about disrespectful shit listen to what the fuck you put ” cant wait till Iran and Russia stomp your precious piece of shit contry” oh and you’ll laughing when eveyone scream bloody murder. you need to get over your self
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yet you titled yourself a “nigga”
What language is that? It looks a bit like English, only stupider.
The truth is that American white culture is inextricably linked to American black culture. Therein lies an historical symbiosis that cannot be separated, one from the other, but leads to the eventual stuffing of white guilt so that the enjoyment of “black” contemporary music must be delayed for future appropriation by cool white people. Tsssk, tssk.
Wow! How many times can you use “nigga” in one sentence.
It is clear that you can not articular what you are trying to say very well without use this word. Why even bother writing anything as you are obviously “stupid”. Go back to school
and learn some “boy”!
Wow! How many times can you use “nigga” in one sentence.
It is clear that you can not articular what you are trying to say very well without use this word. Why even bother writing anything as you are obviously “stupid”. Go back to school
and learn something “boy”.
This site should really be called stuff white american people like.But that would acknowledge the fact that americans don’t really seem to know there’s a world out there that isn’t about them.
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In the 90s Tribe Dela wu tang Redman etc had more interesting lyrics than what we have now.
I also prefer it to the more modern hiphop
quality music endures it doesnt have to be the latest thing.
this is an ILL-WRITTEN, IGNORANT, NON-SCHOLARLY RESEARCHED, OPINIONATED ASS ARTICLE… and I’m BLACK, reading this, and wondering what illiterate ass individual wrote this GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT ARTICLE? SMH at this entire message
You are a moron and you don’t even understand the words you are using. Illiterate and grammatically incorrect? It looked perfectly well written-out to me, I don’t understand exactly what you disagree with but I do get the notion that you are racially hypersensitive. But I also think maybe troll. I am feed troll?
Love it. The hypersensitivity of your readers is almost as entertaining as your posts. Keep up the good work.
i am black and reading the post and comments are hilarious you all are so touchy!!
Cracking up here. I don’t know how many times I’ve had someone come up to me talking about “old school” rap expecting to bond with me and I really just am not interested. May as well be talking to my old uncle. Today’s music may be crap, but it’s crap I like to dance to, so keep the Drake coming. YMC!
Whatever happened to Curtis Blow?
I’m white, and I don’t just prefer old black music, I prefer old white, latin, almost any pop music. If it was made after 1980, I’m probably not interested unless drinks and a club are involved. My grandma, grandpa and great grandmother were all in the local jazz scene, we’ve been force fed it from birth, so sue me. I think I’ll always prefer a song with a bit more complicated (I’m told less catchy) melody. Not just “Bye Bye Bye” or “Shake dat ass” repeated ad nauseum. The 80s-00s have been so light on songwriting and lyrics and so heavy on synth, and I think people of all races are justifiably getting sick of it.
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I thought this was a satirical blog?! Wow, the angry comments are making me laugh more than the blog itself. I’m brown, I’m a girl, and I’m not from the US … and I use words like “satirical”, so what do I know?!! Muahhhahahaha, this validates “international” opinion that folks from the US really don’t get satire. Stop getting your panties in a twist people!
Oh, you white people! So funny with your constant need to be edgy and “unique.”
“It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
This made me literally ROTFALMAO
This is true… Now listen people… How many white people do you know that can recite the entire song of “I like big butts” by Sir Mix-A Lot?
Now ask yourself, how many black people?
I rest my case.
Now I have to ask myself who even gives a shit whether anyone can recite the entire song “I Lke Big Butts” by Sir Mix-A-Lot
I’m pretty sure white people make up the majority of listeners for all Hip-Hop, no matter the genre. White people just like Hip-Hop in general, much more than any other race.
As a white guy, I love old school hip hop. ODB’s my personal favorite. I also love metal…
Two very different musical styles, but yes I agree with Lit Degree in the sense that some white people are in general more inclined to be ‘unique’; the average white person is boring as fuck. I don’t sit at home drooling over my tax return and imported coffee. I’m not gonna dismiss that as being somewhat accurate, I know people like that, just like you know the typical wanna be MC with weak ass rhymes.
Point is, sterotypes are accurate. Do whatever you can to no longer make them that way. Fuck sterotypes.
Look up that old interview with Meth and ODB, Meth and ODB both specifically state that they feel a large amount of their musics goes over the heads of the ‘average listener’; does ‘average listener’ imply educated white guy to you?
Didn’t think so. Wu-Tang SHOULD not be categorized as ‘black people’ music; because it isn’t. These cats are smart dudes, nobody can dismiss that, they got out of the slums with their intelligence and commitment. Look at RZA, does he strike you as the typical ‘nigga’? No, no he does not. Does a single member of Wu-Tang strike you that way? Fuck no.
The majority of PEOPLE – black, white, brown, yellow, fucking yellow and purple don’t even fucking listen to Wu-Tang or any old GOOD old school hip hop anymore. 50 cent, Lil’ Wayne, etc. All that fucking trash. It’s all fucking garbage.
Yes, in general from my experience, white people LOVE to preserve good music; I haven’t listened to the radio in over 10 years now. Why? Because it sucks ass. But I’ve got a massive collection of the stuff I consider good; which I share with all races. Think of us as the collectors who keep it alive, we’re not the average black/brown youth caught up in gang banging pumping 50 cent because he got shot x amount of times. Fuck him.
Oh man…I must be SO white. That’s practically my favorite song (at least for exercising) and I know every lyric. Oh the shame.
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No one could possibly be that into sucking dicks.
Your momma Coon!!!!
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So white peope can’t listen to jazz… but if a white person said blacks can’t listen to pop, then they get attacked for being racist. the writer of this blog is so desperate to not sound racist
You really haven’t gathered that the whole list is basically a joke…You really think he believes every white person in existence loves jazz and old hip hop?
As long as blacks don’t listen, I could enjoy it, of course I would love a cock up my ass.
So about this sentence: “It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.”
Wrong. The Blues was discovered by W.C. Handy will waiting for a train in Tutwiler, MS. Notice he discovered and not invented it. But don’t take my word for it.
yearoftheblues.org/about.asp
I think he meant created it by enslaving blacks…?
Interesting viewpoint. Not sure if I agree, but I am definitely entertained. I am a new lover of Jazz myself. I prefer some old hip hop b/c the lyrics hold more value in their meaning and not just: sex, drugs, money, inappropriate viewpoint of women, sprinkled with expletives.
Omg I love this ignorance. It is the hate that the writer spews and the writer’s attempt to conceal, however pointless, that captivates me. Wow! It is good to see some people can still capture that “ignorance” of the 80s and the 90s in these current times. Consciousness is moved to uncontrollable laughter by this supreme ignorance contained in this article. To argue wih this article is to somehow agree with it so I just reveal the entertainment value in this piece. LOL if this were sarcasm I would say it is one of the greater literary works in history since cuneiform even. Thank You
Ever wonder why wez blacks always complainin’ about “racism” in America, when blacks from Haiti and the Caribbean arrive here, sometimes with no English speaking skills, and carve out a substantially successful life of no crime, and no welfare in just a few years, while these Afro-AMERICANS who lived here all their lives can’t do shit except WHINE, CRY RACISM, VICTIMIZATION, TAKE DRUGS, PIMP, ALCOHOLICS, WELFARE, you know the rest.
As Arsenio used to say, make you wanna say, hmmmmmmmm…
@>>>jimmy the gimp
DEAL WITH IT BEEEEOTCH!!!!!
Pretty sure rock music wasn’t invented when the British started playing modified Blues. The rest of this is fairly accurate, even if it hurts sensitive people’s feelings.
by blues, i think he means SLAVERY lol
A week ago, in Tulsa,
Oklahoma, a black kid named Tyrone Woodfork severely beat an elderly couple, a
Mr. & Mrs. Strait, who had been married for 65 years. Tyrone RAPED Mrs.
Strait, and she died of injuries received at his hands. Mr. Strait served in the
101st Airborne during WWII. NO national media carried the story. Tyrone was
arrested yesterday.I supposed that if Mr. Strait had shot
Tyrone, the whole country
would know about the
story. As it is, only Mrs. Strait died, so it’s not of interest to Brian
Williams and the rest of the main stream media media.
Think about it.
After 65 years of marriage. After serving our country. After 90 years of life,
Mr. Strait has lost his wife to a rapist/murderer. NO ONE in the national media
gives a flip. They’re interested in their wonderful hero, Trayvon
Martin.
NEW YORK (AP) — NBC News has fired a producer for editing a recording of George Zimmerman’s call to police the night he shot Trayvon Martin, a person with direct knowledge of the matter said Saturday.
The person was not authorized to talk about the situation publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity. The identity of the producer was not disclosed.
An NBC spokeswoman declined to comment.
The producer’s dismissal followed an internal investigation that led to NBC apologizing for having aired the misleading audio.
NBC’s “Today” show first aired the edited version of Zimmerman’s call on March 27. The recording viewers heard was trimmed to suggest that Zimmerman volunteered to police, with no prompting, that Martin was black: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.”
But the portion of the tape that was deleted had the 911 dispatcher asking Zimmerman if the person who had raised his suspicion was “black, white or Hispanic,” to which Zimmerman responded, “He looks black.”
While it is my firm belief that internet comment sections are never a good forum for real, open discussion, I just wanted to mention that the reason the Trayvon case received such media coverage is that his shooter was never arrested and currently not being prosecuted. Meanwhile the Tyrone case, while equally tragic to the victims and the victims families, the shooter was arrested and is facing charges.
SANFORD, Fla. (AP) — Prosecutors face steep hurdles to win a second-degree murder conviction against neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman in the shooting death of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, experts say.
Zimmerman was charged after a public campaign to make an arrest in the shooting that galvanized the nation for weeks. Now the prosecutor and her team will have to prove Zimmerman intentionally went after Martin instead of shooting him in self-defense, to refute arguments that a Florida law empowered him to use deadly force.
Zimmerman, 28, who turned himself in at a county jail Wednesday after prosecutor Angela Corey announced the charge, was to appear before a magistrate Thursday and plead not guilty in the Feb. 26 shooting of the 17-year-old that set off a nationwide debate about racial profiling and the rights to
self-defense.
“He is concerned about getting a fair trial and a fair presentation,” his attorney, Mark O’Mara said. “He is a client who has a lot of hatred focused on him. I’m hoping the hatred settles down … he has the right to his own safety and the case being tried before a judge and jury.”
Speaking Thursday on NBC’s “Today” show, O’Mara said Zimmerman is stressed and very tired and hoping to get bail.
“He wants to be out (of jail) to be able to help with his defense, but overall he is doing ok,” O’Mara told NBC.
Meanwhile, Martin’s mother, who has campaigned with the rest of the family for an arrest and prosecution, said she thought the shooting was an accident.
Asked on “Today” what she would say to Zimmerman face-to-face, Sybrina Fulton said she wanted an apology, then added: “I believe it was an accident. I believe that it just got out of control and he couldn’t turn the clock back.” She did not say more about how she thinks the shooting happened.
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Accident? Now this dumb black CUNT believes it was an "accident?"
After causing additional bad blood in race relations, a world furor, nearly costing a possible innocent person his life, the truth is becoming clearer that these despicable race baiting scumbags are nothing more than opportunistic cockroaches interested only in the quick buck, further leveraging in favor of minorities, particularly blacks, and the re-election of this feckless queer hugging no nothing BOZO, Oboma.
I hope Zimmerman sues the fuckin shit out of that scum Al Scar face Sharpton and every other POS involved in this extortion shakedown.
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YOU STRIKE ME AS JUST ANOTHER FOOL CONTROLLED BY EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE, SEE AND READ…………..
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YOU STRIKE ME AS JUST ANOTHER FOOL CONTROLLED BY EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE, SEE AND READ…………..
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AND I THINK THE REALLY NIGGA IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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I definitely agree, you cannot put a race on music or a musical genre, just the people who listen to it. I am an African American, and I like pop, jazz, and have become fond of some British techno singers and rappers. I love the french artist Shy’m and Zaho. I cannot stand American rap or hip-hop. It is just my personal preference, and I wouldn’t call this preference a race.
Obama Bogged Down by Scandals
by Phyllis Schlafly April 25, 2012
Phyllis Schlafly
Increasing public disapproval of Barack Obama is based not only on his extravagant spending that hangs debt like an albatross around the necks of our children and grandchildren. He is presiding over the most scandal-ridden administration in decades, from Colombia to Las Vegas, to the Mexican border, to Solyndra, and more.
The Secret Service’s prostitution party in Colombia is an international embarrassment. It’s not sufficient punishment that a few guilty men have been allowed to resign or retire with benefits because many questions are still crying to be answered.
Who arranged the party at the now-notorious Pley Club Cartagena, which apparently supplied enough girls for eleven Secret Service and ten U.S. military men staying in separate rooms at the historic Hotel Caribe, where prostitution is openly tolerated?
Is there any connection between this moral scandal and our recent trade agreement with Colombia? Were there any similar parties to con the United States into going along with this free-trade deal favorable to Colombia?
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Another embarrassing scandal is the General Services Administration’s $823,000 junket to Las Vegas. Obama Administration bureaucrats apparently think parties are perks that go along with their jobs.
Living high on the hog, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta has been charging the Pentagon $32,000 per flight to jet to California every few weeks. And don’t forget the half-billion-dollar gift to Solyndra before it took bankruptcy and left U.S. taxpayers on the hook.
“Fast and Furious” turned out to be a bloody scandal after the U.S. Justice Department okayed the sale of guns to Mexican drug cartels, under the ridiculous excuse that this would give us the opportunity to get more information about the drug dealers. Somebody should be held accountable for the fact that one of these U.S. guns was used to murder U.S. Border Patrol agent Brian Terry.
Operation Fast and Furious allowed over 2,000 weapons to be smuggled to the violent Mexican drug cartels. A new book by investigative journalist Katie Pavlich, called “Fast and Furious: Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal and Its Shameless Cover-up,” asserts that a third gun was involved whose existence was covered up by the FBI and the Justice Department.
Another scandal is that the Obama Administration is suing several states. We need more aggressive Tenth Amendment advocates to publicize and overturn these travesties.
Obama is suing Arizona to try to knock out its law to protect its citizens against illegal aliens, a law that polls show Americans support by two-to-one. The U.S. Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments this week.
The Arizona law allows local law enforcement to question the legal status of anyone who is stopped on suspicion of a crime, and then detain anyone who cannot prove legal U.S. residency. Illegal immigration is already a federal crime, and the Arizona law is an attempt to do some enforcement that the feds are failing to do.
The Obama Administration wants the courts to prevent the states from enforcing laws that Obama refuses to enforce. Similar lawsuits have been filed against Alabama, Georgia, and Utah.
In the Supreme Court case against Arizona, nine states have filed amicus briefs supporting Arizona, including Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Oklahoma and South Carolina. They say they “have a manifest interest in ensuring that their sovereignty is accorded proper respect,” and that each state should be able to decide for itself how to protect its citizens from the crime and costs associated with illegal aliens.
Amicus briefs from foreign governments opposing the Alabama and Georgia laws were filed by Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Peru. We need federal and state laws to prevent our courts from considering foreign laws, treaties, court decisions, or briefs in interpreting U.S. laws.
It looks like voter fraud is one of the ways that Barack Obama plans to be reelected in November. He has had his Justice Department block Texas and South Carolina laws that require showing a photo ID in order to vote, even though polls report that 70 percent of Americans support voter ID.
In defending Texas’s law, Governor Rick Perry said it “requires nothing more extensive than the type of photo identification necessary to receive a library card or board an airplane.” At least eight states have passed similar laws, and even the liberal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Arizona’s 2004 ballot initiative requiring voters to show photo ID in order to vote.
The Constitution makes it a major duty of the President to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed.” Despite the fact the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is the law of the land, passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, Obama is instead ordering his Justice Department not to defend this law in court.
Anita, this guy is the meaning for the word bitch, Nigga would be complement to this pasty weak link little dink boy, he does have the bmw did he mention that he has a bmw, a bmw, he is a wonderful guy.
Last I checked BB king was black…
Zim back in the can for lying and mrs. zim do tell, he is my hero a watch captain, I luv a man in a uni. And battling those gangsters, well lil skinny children. I would love to be a watch captain, JERKOFF!
You just showed a stifling amount of ignorance while missing the overall point of this post.
And if you don’t like “American Hip Hop” then you must not like Hip Hop period.
Bitch, you must have had your head in the sand during the entire Bush administration, because his scandals beat by a million miles the dinky Obama scandals.
Maybe “Shake dat ass” is really code for “Fight dat oppressive political system”?
Nah, guess not.
Maybe you can answer me this – is it OK for me to still like (and play often in the car) Booker T and the MG’s?
[And the Memphis in that question free-associates me to the film Mystery Train, which I watched recently.]
I’ll have to ask a white person the same question about The Pogues.
I’m not going to ask anybody about Johnny Shines except to wonder how many people have heard of him.
This article is completely stupid. The person that wrote this obviously knows little about music and white people. And they are racist. And really really vague and general. Seriously. What a waste of time.
Truly amazing how many liberals troll web sites such as this to proclaim:
how racist it is, how bad Bush was, how great Obummer is,
how anyone with anything negative to say about POTUS is racist, how all whites are racist, how all racists are racist, how all half-whites are racist, no- strike that one…
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Whether you find these upper-(middle)class white/Anglo (sub)urban metro-guys on the coasts (east or west) to be conservative Republicans (all about money, free markets and capitalism) or Liberal Democrats (gotta try new things), you still find this novelty 80s rap song to serve perfect comedy and social commentary…it’s time for Yuppie Rap.
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So from what I understand, it doesn’t matter if you actually like the lyrics of the song? I can’t like music without it being whited out or something? When was I taught this because I didn’t even know I could do that to be serious.
Again with that “relevance” bull. There’s no such thing as relevance in music. People like it or they don’t.
Stereotypesville. If you do not regularly listen to black radio or go to black jazz clubs or belong to jazz chat rooms which are hidden from all except secret friends who only allow certain people in, you do not really know what is going on in black music. The moguls whose only goal is money will show case what they want to show case.
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As a young black man who LIVES FOR the blues, jazz, swing, country, and anything else related to american roots music, this shit really pisses me off. You think you’re making fun of white people, but what you’re really doing is insulting black people. We don’t all listen to the same music, Blues is more relevant to me than Hip-Hop will ever be, and your stupid assumptions will never change that.
And yes, it’s sad that less and less black kids appreciate the blues nowadays, but i applaud the folkswho keep the blues alive, black white whatever. its good to know that there are people out there who still listen to soulful music.
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Thank you for your comment. I’m a young, white female, and I love Jazz, Blues, and Soul. Those genres happen to be made up of predominately black artists, but that is the last thing I’m thinking about while listening. I’m thinking about how good it sounds and how it moves me. The last thing this world needs is more racial stereotyping. This article is ignorant
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This is spot on. White people try to preserve music that black people have lost interest in more or less. Another thing that cracks me up is the more crude, coarse and vulgar elements get softened up when white people preserve music.
White people will also be more analytical with music. They will know the dates, key players and sub genres.
You forgot to mention us white people love to use names to categorize the genres of music we listen to, such as Backpack Rap.
You also overlooked something unfortunate but obvious: If black people are abandoning jazz and blues and old school rap for new commercial rap, then their taste in music is going downhill. Music with substance beats out bubblegum fluff every time.
Of course, the new commercial rap that makes a parody of the style started when the white-owned corporations took over rap, but then again the same people control rock and country, and they’ve done the same thing with those styles, too.
Soulless, greedy bastards.
Jeez, after all these years and all these posts, I still find the outraged and offended comments of white folks more amusing than the actual entries. Either they see themselves in the descriptions, and they find that uncomfortable. Or, they don’t see themselves, so the sting of (gasp, the horror) unfair stereotypes just ruins them. Either way, it’s a teachable, potentially transformational moment, that they seem to miss entirely. SWPL, don’t stop doing what you do. And white folks, please keep the incensed outrage coming. It’s hilarious.
“What it all comes down to is that white people are convinced that if they were alive when this music was relevant that they would have been into it. They would have been Alan Lomax or Rick Rubin.”
They wouldn’t have. Back when old school hip hop was prevalent, a lot of white people at the time criticized it just like some criticize mainstream rap and hip hop of today. People like Rick Rubin are visionaries.
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Well, I’m actually black and I can say that I don’t like mainstream or even most underground hip hop anymore, it’s almost all just a bunch of ignorant motherf–kers speaking about ignorant motherf–cker subjects. I used to be a hip hop head too. But the older I get the less I can enjoy the B.I.G., Pac, Wu Tang, Boot Camp Clik I once did. Quite frankly I just outgrew empathising or sympathising with ignorant motherf–kers perpetuating the ills of my people and the ugly stereotypes that were foist within our culture.
It’s also not that I’m just some old dude that can’t understand the music of today, most of what I listen to now is Indie Electronic, Indie Rock.
““Commercial Hip Hop” (aka music that black people actually enjoy)”
cuz this is racist. it depends on what you mean by “commercial hip-hop” but if you just mean popular stuff I guarantee it’s going to be hard to be in the hood and listen to black ppl bumping Wiz Khalifa or Lil Wayne’s “My Homies Still”, that’s cracker music and you’re kinda implying black ppl in general have vapid taste
Can’t say I disagree with this. Everyone knows it’s suburban white youth that keep “mainstream hip hop” profitable. Though most may tolerate it on the radio, I don’t know many black people who buy that music. But then, I’m almost 40. I’m for sure an old school hip hop head til I die. I have a younger, Asian husband who’s a dj. He’s the only reason I know really any current music, including hip hop. Nowadays, I probably listen to more Jerry Garcia and Bob Dylan than Rakim or KRS-ONE.
i’d seen this bit about white people pretending to like jazz to seem hip or cool somewhere before, and perhaps thats true for some, but dont quite buy the blues comment. I dont pretend to like the blues. I listen to it. play it, love it. Like other white people I started out as a rock fan and then heard Eric Clapton play the blues on the live album E.C. Was Here and then worked backwards to find a whole universe of music i never knew existed. I loved it. to some extent electric blues shuffles dont sound much different than a lot of rock to my ear so why i wouldnt i really like it. So snotty tone notwithstanding, I guess the purpose of this blog is to make the author feel intellectually superior just like those jazz-loving white people he writes about.
I found the blog through google by simply typing why black people dont listen to the blues which is what i always wonder when I go to see blues bands and blues festivals. I can only imagine that its generational just like i dont like much of the music my parents listened to. People thought Robert Cray was going to make modern blues relevant and mainstream. Didnt happen. I could care less. We are in the age of the “long tail”, a concept the blog author probably doesnt understand much. There arent really any dominant forms of commercial music anymore, but there are many varieties of music and art that have small but loyal followings and thats not such a bad thing. Google “the long tail” if you need to understand this better. There are a number of books on the phenomenon.
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Etc, etc . . .
If I got 50 black teenagers together from any urban housing project, probably only one or two of them would know who Wilson Picket is. Rare is the black person I know who ISN’T a musician who can even tell me who Etta James is . . . unless that person is over 50. (Or older than my ass, at least.)
The 12 notes of western music know NO COLOR. They just ARE. All I care about is whether or not the musicians I play with are any good. I don’t care if a drummer is an orange midget; if he rocks, he rocks. If the audience is happy, it’s all good.
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Pretty much any and all black avant-garde jazz, from Cecil Taylor in the early days to core AACM artists to Matana Roberts or Sabir Mateen now. Except for a couple of holdouts from literally back in the ’60s..audiences for black free-jazz artists are lily white (at least, where I live) and have been for decades. It’s a damn shame young BLM-ers or Waxpoetics-reading neosoulsters don’t know squat about the adventurous history of black-derived music in America (don’t even get me started on how few actually know that black Americans invented EDM: i.e. electro, techno and house). It’s just really sad.
Maybe the “British created the Blues” comment is reference to the I-IV-V structure? but isn’t that Bach and Vivaldi, mostly?
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But.. but.. I LIKE jazz and hip hop and R&B.. . God, I am SO white.
I dont care for any ape type music. little banjo and tamborine, down to mels trailerpark good enough ol timski of smells trailer park. Went and to a fresh shit on my door step, steal that package thieveis
You think you are so superior with your contempt but who cares? If a music type is not supposedly “relevant” or mainstream simply because is it not on mainstream radio anymore, it doesn’t mean it has to die and God forbid somebody still listens to it. If you like to listen to some kind of music you have the right and the pleasure to do so for as long as you want it to, even if others don’t appreciate it anymore. MUSIC IS FOREVER,THAT IS WHY IT IS PUT ON RECORDS.
your brain on crack!
Stuff black people like:
illiterate hip-hop culture.
You are so wrong and a petty condescending person. Music is eternal and timeless and when it is well crafted remains relevant and become classics even through centuries. Ever heard of Classical music? Just because you cannot appreciate some styles doesn’t mean they have no value or nobody else outside race and culture boundaries cannot listen to it and enjoy it.
What about white people who were actually alive when “old school” rap was relevant and are just continuing to listen to what they listened to all their life?
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This article is very patronizing and arrogant. Just because some music is old doesn’t mean it is not relevant or has to be forgotten and never listen to again.
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Or, most people who like jazz, including a ton of Black people, like it because a lot of it is really amazing music, which by the way, displays a lot more intelligence, skill, talent, hard work, and imagination than most current hip hop, and if that’s “relevant” Black music, we’ll all be a-o-k over here with our “irrelevance”. Just don’t tell all the Black jazz musicians that they’re irrelevant. I mean they’d laugh at you if you did, and ask to hear what music *you* make, but anyway. I’ll tell ya what stuff white people really like – coming to a little temple of white-guilt-relief like this and worshipping by saying “Ha ha you totally nailed me – I’m so white!” – because accepting really dumb racist shit about yourself “makes up for” really dumb racist shit that white people have done to Blacks. I mean it doesn’t of course. But I guess that’s the train of thought. I don’t drink that Kool Aid, so I don’t know. Anyway have fun with the “I’m the High Priest of my little corner of the internet” party. Just know that probably 90% of your audience are really vapid, insincere white people haha. Oh, and jazz is relevant if you know and care enough about music to get it. Open that mind and maybe you’ll get it too.
Hahaha I didn’t realize the author is white! HAHAHAHAHA that makes this soooo much funnier! Hey buddy guess what, criticizing other white people for show doesn’t resolve you of anything having to do with your privilege or being the beneficiary of systemic white racism! But nice try! If anything it indicates serious anxiety coming from a very privileged upbringing, and trying to “get ahead of the problem” in order to control it! Watch out Emperor! We can see your new clothes!
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Black music, Black people don’t listen too? Calender check your clander is it 1950, when was this wriiten, Please its Afircan AMerican dude.
Thing about the blues is white people didn’t steal it.
Y’all abandoned it. I’ve seen plenty of black children in high school jazz bands, I don’t think jazz needs life support. And anyone that listens to music and watches TV at the same time needs to catch a beating, no matter what genre of music they listen to.
But I know very few young black folk who listen to the blues and most black people don’t seem to care if the originators of the first truly American music are forgotten.
If white people hadn’t started listening to it, it probably wouldn’t exist outside of the library of Congress.
Smelling it and smelling it and smelling well. She smelled out in Queens, I take it in the ass in Brooklyn.
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