One thing all white people believe is that natural medicine can cure everything. If you want to test this theory, think about which stores supply the bulk of natural/herbal remedies? Thats right! Whole Foods and Organic Co-ops!
Because of a rather shady history, white people do not trust the pharmaceutical industry. Using pretty sound logic, they believe that the drug companies have no motivation to find real cures for things like AIDS since the real profit are in drugs like Viagra and Xanax.
Using their powers of deduction, white people have determined that herbal remedies are unilaterally better than anything produced by a drug company.
Since white people can’t really blame any race for their problems, they need to blame corporations. In this case, the reason that they are sick or fat or without energy is because the drug companies are in a conspiracy to keep them addicted to placebos. This helps them shed accountability, and it lets them feel like they are helping the environment by rejecting the polluting, greedy, awful drug companies and taking natural, organic medicine from the earth.
But perhaps it goes deeper. Hundreds of years ago, another group of people believed firmly in natural medicine and it’s ability to cure disease. Then white people gave them blankets with small pox and they all died. So perhaps turning to natural medicine also helps white people feel better about killing natives.
How can you use this for gain? It’s easy! When a white person you work with is feeling sick or says they have no energy, ask them to tell you more about their problems. After pretending to listen for a little while, tell them that in your culture/home country “we cured that using a special herbal powder from [insert made up tree] root.”
Then the next day bring them a small bag of basil or oregano and tell them to boil it in a tea (white people love to believe in magic teas) and see how they feel in the morning. One of two things will happen. They will either wake up feeling great because they want to feel great and they’ll thank you profusely. Or they will wake up feeling like crap, and when you confront them at work, they will lie and say they feel good.
Either way, you did them a favor so now they owe you a favor.
Note: it’s weird that there are some white people who won’t take aspirin, but will take Ecstasy, Cocaine, Xanax and Vicodin.
Didn’t South Park do an episode on this when some quack tried to sell the citizens tampons made of Cherokee hair?
This is really funny. Yesterday as I was going to work at the INtl Airport, I got into the company van and we started driving. Just as we were about to leave the city of edmonton a big sign on the side of the city streets read ”ORGANICS TEA BAR”.
The Company driver who of course is white exclaimed ” Now!, That’s Gotta Be Good for Ya!!”
One has to understand where that came from. Anything organic and even better, its now a Tea, combine the two and wow, you got them impressed.
So I sat there in my seat thinking and saying to myself,,, ‘hmm.. that’s sounds very resounding”
lols
This one was a reach IMO.
Yeah, this is my MIL to a ‘T’. Actually all my in-laws are into holistic/herbal stuff.
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Hilarious blog! Honestly though, lots of “non-white” Native Americans, African Americans and Asian Americans are really into natural and alternative medicine. Maybe they don’t talk about it as often or buy expensive stuff at Whole Foods though…
Funny stuff. I find it interesting and hilarious that we are now able to tap “deep down” into the white psyche.What else have they been hiding for so long? I ask myself.
I’ve yet to see an asian in Teavana.
I love this blog, too funny.
fuck you
This white man, despite my unfortunate name, has a smallish white penis. I can’t even blame a corporation for that. Fuck being white. It sucks.
thu
Actually basil tea is good if you’re throwing up… 😀
White people like Buddhism and books for dummies.
Refusing to blame race and placing blame on corporations/employers is rooted in Marxism. According to Marxism, racism is a tool of the powerful to keep the labour forces divided and unable to work together and use their numbers to achieve better working conditions, as unions do.
“One thing all white people believe is that natural medicine can cure everything. ”
Have you spoken to every single white person on the face of this planet to verify this statement? Obviously not, you forgot to speak to me. I haven’t even read the article yet, however, I want to say right off the bat, that, I believe herbal medicine can be very healing, but there are some things Western Medicine is more suitable for.
wait, this is a site written by asian people… and you make fun of white people for using natural medicine?? Doesn’t that seem a bit odd. Have you ever seen a chinese medicine store?
or wait, is this written by philipinos?
I am one of those people that don’t take aspirin but will take the others (well not Xanax or Vicodin), I don’t know why.
I got a good laugh!! not at the blog,but at the retards who came up with this racist shit!!
What do blacks,asians, and latinos like??? Anything that’s been made or invented by us nasty old White folks, because the whole “mentally challenged” thing makes it hard for them to come up with anything on their own!!
Oh wait! a black guy did invent peanut butter!
It’s too bad that this website is so negative. I’m not sure what it’s supposed to promote other than hate. What a waste of 1’s and 0’s.
White People need to chill the fuck out. This is informative stuff!
Do white people understand satire? I’m not white so I don’t know but some of the comments here lead me to believe they might not. Interesting.
You’re welcome for peanut butter Bart.
@ #19
Black People did not invent peanut butter. You need to read up on your George Washington Carver history, because I’m sure thats who you are referencing. For future reference, it really helps your case when you are not a moron!
Additions to your blog
-Dave Matthews Band (circa 2000)
-Rush Limbaugh
-Sarah Silverman
Until it comes to talking trash about other cultures.
I’m white, but it’s ok because I feel bad about it.
people need to chill out..im white and i think this shits funny..
i think it’s pretty funny and i’m fairly white. but actually, this one is a little sad, because whites actually are more likely to make use of modern medicine than some other ethnicities. as for the white folks who eat b12 to cure disease; we’re better with them out of the gene pool…
The small-pox blankets story is a defamation against whites, but that is acceptable, especially to self-hating whites themselves. A British army officer did it once during the French and Indian War to an enemy tribe. So it was actually a good and clever thing, unless you want the US to be like Quebec.
I’m a white man, and I approve this blog.
We are, as a race, hilarious.
In a sad way.
If you think about it, genetically, we’re the latest arrivals on the field — blue eyes: single genetic burp about 8,000 years ago — red hair: (admittedly still rare, even among whites) probably brought over from neanderthal miscegenation. No wonder we’re the kids who get laughed at. That’s why we developed nuclear weapons.
has there been a “white people like blogs” post yet? Because I’m totally down with blogs. And I’m white.
*** “Then white people gave them blankets with small pox and they all died.” ***
OK, so I always laugh at the self-righteous schmoes who post indignant comments on this site, but this one cannot go unanswered.
The smallpox-infected blanket “gift” happened once, MAYBE. It happened when a band of Indians were laying siege to a British fort. The British MAY have made a deliberate gift of smallpox infected blankets during truce negotiations, though the journal entry of the British officer is somewhat unclear on the matter.
Either way, it happened (if it happened) during a rather nasty war.
Somehow I suspect that the whitepeople who believe this happened frequently also believe the Crusades were an evil offensive engagement against the “peaceful” Seljuk Turks and Muslims who had peacefully conquered most of Asia Minor and the Levant just a few years before.
*** “red hair: (admittedly still rare, even among whites) probably brought over from neanderthal miscegenation.” ***
The gene for red hair is a mutation estimated to be 80,000 years old, and is present in every population in the world. The mutation probably occurred before Homo sapiens began its spread out of Africa. Its higher rate of presence in the British Isles is probably due to nothing more than founder effect/genetic drift along with the fact that the paler skin it causes is no harm in a place like Europe.
Blonde hair is a newer development and probably happened in Europe, though a different mutation causes the same result in – of all people – Australian aborigines.
I think “natural” holistic medicine (herbal remedies and such), is more of an Asian thing.
Replace “white people” by “Hipsters” and that will be the most accurate blog out there.
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Mm, I think you missed the mark on this one, guys… I know any number of non-white-hegemonic-heteronormative-middle-class-yuppie people who are way more into natural remedies than than perhaps the efficacy of these remedies warrant.
And a lot of the white people commenting on this blog need to get the sticks out their asses and, like, visit New York City for a while or something. It’s discomfort at even talking about race that leads to the “wait, you can’t make these jokes, *I* was always told not to make jokes about race!” attitude I’m hearing here. You spend enough time in New York, with everyone wearing their ethnicity and their ignorant prejudices and their curiosity about others on their sleeves, and you get over the apparently grievous sin of making jokes about race pretty quick.
This one is a reach?! HARDLY! This is the best yet! It’s so…ME! HAHAHAHA! And my mom took her blood pressure tea tonight so hopefully she won’t have to go on medication.
I love to believe in magic teas. Hahahahhaha this was sooo funny! Studies finally proved milk thistle tea can reduce fatty liver problems that can contribute to diabetes, and I’m totally going to get it at my local health food store ASAP.
Very true, but this is pretty class-specific. I’m from a very working-class background and didn’t give a thought to getting an epidural during childbirth. Apparently, I should’ve just thought of a stream, “remembered to breathe”, and relaxed and everything would’ve been fine. Hmph. I’ll have to remember that next time.
There may be more nonwhite peoples that are ‘way into’ herb cures & shit like that but that is the authentic stuff.
white folks will fork over good money for a box of asbestos flakes like its the breakfast of champions if it has ‘All Natural’ or ‘Organic’ or some shit like that stamped on it.
Why all ya’ll got to be so white?
There may be more nonwhite peoples that are ‘way into’ herb cures & shit like that but that is the authentic stuff.
white folks will fork over good money for a box of asbestos flakes like its the breakfast of champions if it has ‘All Natural’ or ‘Organic’ or some shit like that stamped on it.
Why all ya’ll got to be so white?
White people take themselves much too seriously, considering how much pot they smoke. Sheez.
I’m white and I think the natural medicine thing is mostly bullshit. Let’s kick ass together.
In this one thing, I think your getting a little ahead of yourself.
Remember the silly people who thought fluoride in our water supply was dangerous? Well they went the way of those Losers who thought lead paint was dangerous. They are resoundingly mocked in Dr. Strangelove. Now, it is admitted that fluorine lowers the bodies supply of iodine. Which messes up the bodies levels of T3 and T4. Which regulars the energy level of EVERY CELL IN THE BODY. Now, what can that do? Basically any bad thing at all. Overweight, low-energy, anything at all. Drop dead tomorrow, sure. So yes, the adding of fluoride to water, combined with “high fructose corn syrup” DID make the poor people fat/low-energy/DIABETIC.
Also, paying $200 dollars for groceries is, sadly, far cheaper than paying a “doctor” or buying “medicine”. After all, let’s put in bluntly, curing a patient doesn’t generate revenue. And doctors and pharmetical companies are a Business. That’s why vitamins have been limited in Europe. You can read up on that easily enough.
This particular trend is a desperate attempt to remove a parasite that has latched on to your neck and is sucking you dry.
I’m white, and everything I’ve read so far here is 100% true, keep up the good work man, don’t know what color you are, if your white, you very self aware, if your not……….
you know too much!!!!
Better:
“After pretending to listen for a little while, tell them that in your culture/home country “[we] MY GRANDMOTHER cured that using a special herbal powder from [insert made up tree] root.””
This is so mean.
lol @ you
Have you completely turned a blind eye to the pharmaceutical-industrial complex?
Muslims distrust pharmacy companies a lot as well and tend to stay away from modern drugs.
hahahahaah this is so funny. folks lighten up. I’m a black woman and I make it a point not to let some of this kinda stuff get to me or be taken too personally. I live in a predominantly white neighborhood that’s been regentrified to the kneel and my white neighbors (all cool as hell) are just like a lot of the points listed.
It’s funny to me. Fortunately my white friends/neighbors are so cool we can have laugh about shyt like this. One Nation People. One Nation.
Adams Morgan
What’s the definition of “White”? It’s a mutable term, no? Are Armenians and western Turks considered white? Southern Italians who look pretty Middle-Eastern? Blue-eyed Brazilians and Lebanese? Multi-ethnic types count? I’m both white and not white, so still trying to figure out if should laugh or be laughed at.
What’s the definition of “White”? It’s a mutable term, no? Are Armenians and western Turks considered white? Southern Italians who look pretty Middle-Eastern? Blue-eyed Brazilians and Lebanese? Multi-ethnic types count? I’m both white and not white, so still trying to figure out if should laugh or be laughed at.
Whoever did this, thank you. I go to Tufts University and i am a small town Nigerian Black girl and i have been made feel less than human for not wanting to go abroad, take a hike, and eat veggies all day and all night. I also hate it when white people tell me about all the Nigerians they know and all the people they know who have been to Nigeria and whether i liked it there.
I think the bottom line is the white people have alot of money and are secretly ashamed of it, thus they try to be very “poor” by eating very little to look skinny, buying expensive clothes that are ripped to complete the poor look. I dont really know what it is.
The bottom line is….everything on here is so true but i think it only applies to rich white people (i supposed 90% of white people). Because when i lived in NJ i didnt get any of this shit.
Isn’t it funny that some white people will read this and get so offended because now they feel like the victim? This article is not in any way racist so relax, uptight people. if you can laugh at the chappell show, i’m sure you can take this.
props to the author!
Oh man this stuff is hilarious!
More specifically, you’re really describing the young, university-educated white man. Even more specifically, the hippies, hippie-influenced, and the university professor.
Great stuff! Keep it comin’!
PS-I’m a white university-educated man, and I live in a university town. This stuff is spot-on for those types.
yeah, this is funny and all, but racism is racism even if it is satirical
Wow, thats hilarious.
I am a white guy that admittedly holds a trait or 2 listed, specifically trying to experience a local experience when travelling.
The only thing is, as much as I hate to bring it up… wouldnt it be considered generally REALLY bad to post this kinda stuff on other races/cultures/religions?
Generalizations tend to create differences in people that wouldnt necessarily be different otherwise. I think humans in general tend to do what is expected of them. Basically what I am getting at is that the more articles like this the more it would perpetuate these kinds of stereotypes.
Meh, cest la vie, funny as hell regardless. Maybe the bigger problem is that everyone needs to learn to laugh at themselves as long as it is not intended to hurt anyone.
I like peanut butter no matter who created it.
Cheers
White people like Obama. White people like fixies. White people like Buddhism, yah. White people like getting cappuccino in under three minutes. White people like tote bags. White people like mate (mah-tay) and kombucha. White people like anything that helps us to fool us-selves that we ain’t so white. White people like to say “indigenous” and “diversity.” White people like subscribing to my magazine.
I think that you should change “white people”
But then again you are making people laugh….well most!
“White people love to believe in magic teas”.
Oh how I LOLed!
I thought Barack Obama has run a good campaign for 2008 Democratic primaries, what do you think?
Wait a minute, is there anything as white skin color? I don’t think I’ve seen any white human being on earth but for some reason the so called “White” people are not actually “white” because white is colorless but they have color on their skin.
I think they have to admit that their skin color is not white but somewhat yellow “fair” as we call it in Africa.
I’ll agree with the BlackNigerianFemale that said ” white women tend to look skiny” not because i they don’t have money but because i think they are greedy. and when their greed takes over them, they eat like animals and get fat.
The so called white people always do things to the extrem…take for instance…
A fat white fellow is gonna be very fat while a skiny white fellow will be extremly skiny even to the point u’ll see her bones from their skin.
The point is, they have to admit their colorless skin and work on everyother thing.
No hard filling…
I am black and and I like almost all the things on this list.
What does that mean?
It should be noted that also whites exist OUTSIDE of America. Europeans wouldn’t/don’t partake in half of the things posted on this site. Why don’t you rename it to stuffwhiteamericanslike instead.
Remember that the white man became aware of these cures from people of color including African, American Indians, East Indians, Chinese and Japanese. White Americans ironically looked at these cultures prior to the 1970’s as being strange and without any medical value. While they may have been slow to realize that these “cures” work, you should at least recognize that they were only doing what they always did: Taking from others…I say this as a descendant of the Cherokee tribe in Tennessee. I am of course “white”, but I respect my ancestors viewpoints and ideas…
hey, I like tea as much as the next white person but in no way do i think its magical. I have nothing against modern medicine after all my mother, a white person, is a doctor.
Id like to point out that white people dont dance because most of us can’t. Just so you =)
I find this wbsite hilarious. I also find the heated debates on facts that dont matter in these comments hilarious. Peanut butter is awesome and and who cares how red hair came about. So white people dont get affended by this website, and try and resist the urge to prove each other wrong.
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Ha ha ha! Great site!
Actually, the difference between white people and other races is that when we give smallpox blankets to other races, we feel bad about it later… well, not bad enough to do much, but still pretty bad.
Most of the other races wouldn’t care. Black people would say ‘muthafuckas had it comin muthafucka!”, Asians would say ‘that no happen!’, Arabs would say ‘it’s God’s will’, and Natives would say ‘too bad… pass the glue!’
#’s 56 and 68 are pretty spot on. They nicely said the article is crap and from some uneducated, insecure non-cacuasion male that hasn’t seen much of the world. I have many Asian, Indian, Persian & Hispanic friends in California and you’d never the simpleton stereotypes like some narrow-minded person like the author. Hey, author, come live in multi-mulit cultural place like California for a few years and you’ll see most of your generalizations get stuffed up your butthole and come out your mouth in reverse you dipsh*t.
oh this isn’t a “white people” thing at all. in fact, i’d bet that (east) indians are WAY more in to homeopathy/”natural” cures/alternative medicine than white folk.
I like alternative medicine because the darkies can’t afford it; my $20 tin of organic oolong tea ain’t cheap. If it doesn’t work, I can always have my private doctor come see me. HA!
I really still don’t get this trend… And I’m white! Oh, crazy whitie.
You’re only a little bit off. White people like PAYING A LOT for natural medicine. All the other brown folks get it cheaply in their nabe and don’t feel compelled to tell their book club about it.
I know I’m late to the party on this on, but believe me, it’s only the magazines who ignore the black people into natural medicine. #73 is totally right. There is a very old tradition of using herbs with black folks, from old traditions and out of necessity. I used to work in the field. Don’t let the face of advertising fool you in these matters.
Just to clear things up: overall, these “stuff white people like” are pretty linked to upper-middle class white Americans. refer to “Sunday New York Times” if doubtful.
you forgot “grapefruit”
=) p.s. I’m REALLY white
black people like fried chicken!!!
this shit is racist.
I sold health foods for a long time. The store was supposed to introduce folks to whole foods, but the folks wanted folk cures for imaginary ailments, instead. The more obscure the origin, the more readily it was accepted. The people who fell for this stuff came in all colors, although the chichi types went for the expensive brand with the gold labels and the more sensible types when for the cheap stuff.
No matter how many times I told people they were just going to pee out any B vitamins they didn’t need, they always went for the stress tabs that gave them 500% of the RDA.
I swear we could have sold cat crap with the litter pieces still clinging to it as an ancient cure for baldness and half the town would have been walking around with stinking scalps.
P. T. Barnum was right and “gullible” is an equal opportunity occupation.
The chick on that magazine cover is hot.
Too bad mid Western looking hotties like that don’t date Mexicans like me (I mean, before I was married). I think I could have given a woman like that more passion that she’ll ever get out of her boring white husband.
Oh, well.
Hey, what have you got against Xanax?
For real …
What does a not white person do when their white person friend with a science degree says mental illnesses don’t really exist because they’re something the MAN invented to sell you lithium (brain chemistry anyone?), but same friend will be the first to excoriate anyone for saying PMS doesn’t exist (would be beyond chauvinist to say so)? Same friend drinks magical teas.
I’m Native and you’d be surprised how much bull i can talk to make white people go away and do something silly. I go to a doctor like a normal person but every now and then i have to poke fun at our paler friends for the whole blanket thing. and pretty much anything that happened in the 40s-50s.
My mother was ahead of her time (in addition to being mentally ill)!
She dragged me to the biggest quacks with their alternative “remedies” and talk of “getting the poisons out” and “treating like with like.”
I had two easily diagnosable and treatable health issues that caused me a lot of physical and emotional pain. It wasn’t until I was living on my own that I saw REAL doctors and had the problems properly treated.
This alternative stuff may work for some people (who WANT it to work), but I found the whole thing utterly worthless!
I do practice natural medicine. I wouldn’t say that I necessarily prefer it to conventional medicine. Its just that I don’t have health insurance. I guess I was left behind like many other whites who score low on the traits of white people blog.
Of course, the big bad pharmaceutical companies are basically driving the stock market. Without their Levitra and purple pills, we wouldn’t have enough money to afford alternative medicines. Hee hee.
I always find it annoying when people say they won’t take aspirin because it “pollutes” their body, but then when I ask why they do drugs, they respond “well, that’s recreational…”
man this is so true ommy g im so enlightened now i can write words on my internets YAY!!!!
If you’re white (which I am) and take offense to anything being said on this sight; you need to chill the f”””” out. I think this is hilarious because it’s true…at least for my white ass!!!
Anyhow, some more smog for the blog:
gyms/ health clubs
wine (if you haven’t thought of it already)
SportsCenter
and…………..
Marijuana
I’m impress that the real white folk are taking responsibilities 4 what they’re been talked about. Hey I’also believe we’re one, just that sometimes it’s okward to have a yellow being claiming white around you.
It’s tongue-in-cheek people!!!! Take it for what it is.
Just an FYI, the smallpox infested blankets is a hoax perpetuated by the press.
A concerned NDN.
A white guy spazzing out over a joke. Truly there is no greater thing.
@ndn: Errr, isn’t the press full of white people? Dumbass.
most people I know that try natural medicine is usually because either western medicine hasnt been working for them, or they dont have insurance and its all they can afford.
And I do know a few who have had amazing results with natural medicines. One friend has had CF since childhood, and she has lived way pay 35, avoided 2 scheduled lung transplants and amazed the doctors so much they are sending others to her naturalist medicine doctor.
The idiot that wrote this is a fu*&in racist. Not only do I not find any of this funny I find it offensive. Yes, I’m white, damn proud of it, don’t have a “little dick” and I don’t like or belive most of the bullshit posted in this. BTW, what race is the author?
I’m glad that there is an entry regarding natural medicine.
We’ve come nearly full-circle to the point where we’re so undereducated about the basic science that cured polio and smallpox that we take it all for granted. We blame “big pharma” for our lack of immediate cures; and our paranoia stemming from years of bad government has led us to start imagining credibility in crackpot “alternative” therapies.
The same therapies that have been debunked time and time again by rigorous methods of clinical testing.
I really hope a wave sweeps this country and people wake the hell up, but it seems a losing battle when someone can receive their B.S. and still not know the difference between a virus and bacteria.
My opinion goes along the lines of a previous comment :
> Have you ever walked into a Chinese medecine store???
It’s incredible the stuff that they sell there to cure any and every disease/problem. Most of which never really works, of course, except for the placebo effect it’ll have on you if you believe strongly enough.
And have you ever looked into indian Ayurvedic Medecine ?
This is even worse. They cure the soul too. Waooow!
Oh, and don’t get me started on African medecine (not the one brought by white UN or cuban doctors) and how the populations there believe this spiritual crap so strongly (which led to this even worse voodoo sh!t).
So, although it was really funny to read and I could totally picture some “white” people I know (pink would be more accurate), I really don’t think this is a specific trait to pink people overall.
Humans of every origin have, for centuries, always given “the all-knowledgible” doctors/shamans/healers/etc. the mystic power to make any problem go away “by magic” (not always under the form of tea).
If there’s one thing I do note that is different in how pink people do it, it’s that their version of “magic” found in teas or other means of “natural” healing, is almost ALWAYS founded on a scientific basis. For example: for most, the reason why they drink green tea is because of the high levels of anti-oxidants found in it. Same reason for Rooiboos (African Red) tea and many others. These reasons are all based on science and a variant of modern medecine.
This clearly contrasts with the way natural or traditional medecine is consumed in other parts of the world or within other races. Pink people, in general, need to know “why” they take the magic tea. They try to empower themselves with the knowledge of the healer, instead of blindly following the treatment and ignorantly abandoning themselves to the shaman’s remedy.
They follow “the magic of complex Mother Nature” (which they know they don’t understand completely because it is way too complex) rather than “the Magic of the mystical unscrutable powers of the Healer”. (“Close your eyes and take a deep breath…”)
One interesting point: Have you noticed how pink people don’t believe in sacrifice? (as found in many traditional medecines). I’ve never heard a pink person say “I’m not feeling well, so tonite I’ve got to get a live chicken and have my guru break its neck (and other gruesome details censored) to heal me”. Or in a more extremely caricatured way : “There has been no rain yet this season, so let’s go dump a young virgin in the angry volcano”.
Paradoxically enough, the only form of sacrifice performed by pink people is found in their modern pharmaceutical-approach medecine, that is: the numerous animals used in their experimental clinical tests they have to conduct before putting a drug on the market.
A bit of an irony, ain’t it?
So, thanks for the laughs, but this chapter of “Stuff white people like” was just not accurate this time. Still funny though.
-ChrisL
Well, after reading my comment above, I must modify one phrase. Instead of :
“Most of which never really works, of course, except for the placebo effect it’ll have on you if you believe strongly enough.”
I should’ve rather said :
“A lot of which doesn’t really work, except for the placebo effect it’ll have on you if you believe strongly enough.”
I do believe many Chinese herbal remedies work, just like a lot of other natural products that have been tested successfully either empirically over the decades/centuries, or more recently by science, often with a mechanism of action.
Doesn’t aspirin come from willow? (then slight modified in the lab for an optimal effect)
And most pain-killing drugs too, coming from opium (papaver somniferum)? Heroine, morphine, codeine etc…
Nature has always, and should always, be the main source of cures. It’s just much much better (and safer) if we know how and why these remedies work…
-ChrisL
What are drugs made from? Is it some magical substance? NO. Vitamins, minerals, herbal… all elements in drugs are found somewhere else first. Ask a farmer what he does when an animal gets sick. Vitamins and minerals are cures.
Horseshit again since the largest group of people who believe in natural / traditional medicine are chinese.
yes most drugs are found in nature… Valium for example is in potatoes… probably why WHITE people like eating bags of potato chips while destressing from their horrible corporate jobs to prepare for the next day of dronedom 😀
i honestly can’t believe people are commenting on this. white people— lighten up, yo. i mean, seriously–satire is balls-awesome.
and i agree, alot of this stuff is pointed at hipster jerk-offs, but read for about 30 minutes, and every white person ever will have to shamfully admit that— yes. they pegged you to a T.
i mean, hell. i’m white, and i love making fun of white people more than i love star trek.
“Since white people can’t really blame any race for their problems, they need to blame corporations.”
Wow. Profound insight. Really, solid analysis.
You incessantly contradict yourself in your blogs. I find it interesting.
Interestingly enough, I worked in the alternative health industry for awhile recently and the vast majority (at least 60% I would estimate) of customers were hispanic. of the other, 40% or so, half of those were asian. but the blog is funny and pretty accurate. health food is huge in CA, and there is a lot of diversity there.
Ladies and Gentlemen as part of my plan to make sure every citizen of the US has access to healthcare, I am fully willing to accept the concepts of natural medicine. Too long have the drug companies stolen money from the sick and put the profits in into your pension plans and mutual funds and paid stock holders in the form of dividends. These fat cats and the fancy 401k’s and retirement plans have taken advantage of people who by medicine for far to long. We will tax their profits which we already tax. We will stiffle future investment and research to make sure these companies don’t have a reason to create more life saving drugs to get our elderly addictied to. When your cat has a tummy ache he does not go to the medicine cabinet, he eats grass, then throws up, thens sleeps in the sun or chases a squirl. He does not pay for Pepcid and neither should you. You have been fooled to long into believing these companies are out to help you. There profit driven process helps no one, except the teachers pension funds that invest in them, or the 401K’s of the local union or car assemblers in Detroit. My friends, the time has come to tell these so called investors to stop stealling money from the sick, just because a 45 year old can’t get an erection and needs Lavitra. He just needs to eats more flackseed oil which he can buy at any farmers market for twice the price of real medicine putting money into the pockets of farmers instead. THen I will tax the farmers dollar and give him change. Maybe 30 cents on the dollar. This is change you can believe in….. CHANGE
Ha, fantastic, I’m a young doctor and just loved this one. The most peculiar thing about it is this artificial distinction between “natural” and “traditional” medicine. Many if not most prescribed medicines are derived from natural sources– but the active compound has been isolated and the most potent formulation derived so you don’t have to, for example, eat 10lbs of mold to lower you cholesterol, you can take Lipitor. I don’t understand what it is about medicines that come from the pharmacy that is considered “unnatural.” They interact with the naturally occurring receptors and enzymes in your body to produce a physiologic effect. “Herbs and vitamins” and such, when they have an effect, do the same thing. Quite confusing…
Another thing I hear frequently is this belief that “traditional” medicines are dangerous and have side-effects, but “natural” medicines come from nature and are therefore safe. I can assure you that any substance that has an “effect” also has potential “side effects.” If something does not have side effects, it also did not have a real effect. Whatsmore, things that occur naturally can kill you dead. Some of the most “natural” drugs we use in medicine like Potassium (an element), Lithium (an element), and digoxin (extracted from foxglove) are also some of the drugs with the most narrow therapeutic indexes–i.e. once it has an effect, a small increase in the dose can rapidly result in severe toxicity. Also, wasn’t Fen-Fen billed as a “natural, herbal” weightloss remedy?
You should always tell your doctor about any herbal medications you are taking or dietary supplements. These may interact with medications your doctor prescribes or be associated with toxicity on their own.
Have to agree with a few posters, the umbrage taken by a few is comical.
Get over yourselves, it’s meant to be funny.
To over analyse and spew vitriol because it hits too close to home actually proves the comic intent of the blog………………
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I like most of the things on the “white” list. I was born in Atlanta and l like jazz…thats about it for things I like on the “black” list and I’m black….. so funny!
Oh but to Natural Medicine… I makes sense just listen to a commercial for any percription drug…SCARY STUFF…My Grammy has a natural solution for everything and I always feel better
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It’s not a defamation, it’s the truth. You may want people to kiss your race’s ass, but not everyone will. Sorry.
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I’m around white people that love Noni….a vile drink made from an ugly fruit. It smells like vomit! It is suppose to cure everything, lower blood pressure and help the immune system! Yeah, right. I know a guy that drinks it daily and has pneumonia twice in a year. Wonder what happened to his immune system. Maybe it was unaware of the wonderful things Noni juice was doing for it! Natural stuff is ok but I think that medical science has done a lot to improve our lives. So, with that, I’ll stick to taking aspirin (a natural thing) which is one of the world’s best cure alls of pain, but leave out drinking tea which I don’t like one bit (and, yes, I’m white). I’ll stick to my cholesterol drug because high cholesterol runs in my family and I can’t battle it with just diet and exercise (I’m neither overweight or eat unhealthy things).
Love your blog – funny.
I hate naturopathy. Natural medicine is a shame. I believe in drugs. I will take aspirin, cocaine or both.
Evrything on this site is not white culture. It is rich, liberal american, regardless of race, culture
Alright alright, ive been reading this website, and this one got to me. I know i like natural remedies, and i do hate corporations, but i am no fool. This site is actually recommending supplying white people with some fake remedy from “native land”. Talk about ruining the credibility of this site, all I see are methods for deceiving white people based on the traits they usually show. I am white, several of these items reflect my lifestyle, but there is no reason to tell people how to influence or trick me, just for the sheer pleasure of manipulating a white person. Do people from other cultures who read this site enjoy manipulating white people no matter whom it is? I seriously doubt that this website can be taken honestly by anybody after so many readings. on a side note half the things on here actually improve the quality of life and many people from many cultures partake in similar activities, so when you come running up to me with your special herbal remedy, beware, i know when to smile and when to kick ass. and for those who are questioning me or calling me out, you can go to hell. bitch!
Once you can explain to hippie-yupster white people that all of our ‘evil pharma’ drugs actually come from natural sources to begin with (save for a couple of semi-synthetic antibiotics), such as ya know, the plants they would enjoy to go out and dig up themselves, things change greatly.
Then again, white people hate big industry, so I suppose they’ll keep on ignoring that fact and continue to believe in the magical properties of these ‘healing herbs.’ Too bad they’ll never come to the pharmacy counter so I can give them some quality thyme to cure their cancers.
Yeah, I heard this woman screech at her young son from about 10 yeards away, “don’t drink that water, it has FLOURIDE in it!!!”. It was about 100 degrees outside at an amusement park and he was going to drink from a fountain. You could tell she wanted to impress everyone in the general vicinity with her avoidance of fluoride in tap water.
God these people get on my nerves.
Anything ” organic ”
Beautyjar.com
Natural Beauty Products
But I honestly think that people of other races like the Natural stuff more.
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
This is exactly why desis (Indians) make so much fun of white people! It always amazes me how much white people will pay for something in tea or pill form that they can buy for 20 cents a pound fresh at an Indian or other ethic grocer. Are white people afraid of ethnic stores?
Check out my new blog about Indian people: http://www.desis101.wordpress.com
Imitation is flattery!
Isn’t arsenic all natural? I think ricin and botchulism are “all natural and completely organic” as well. This is great because it is so true. Notice in the grocery stores everything is now “organic” with a picture of a rising sun over a beautiful farm with a happy rooster crowing—the also jack the price up because they know anyone dumb enough to buy into this marketing will pay! There’s one born every minute…
“Since white people can’t really blame any race for their problems, they need to blame corporations.”
Haha soooo true. It’s a human trait to blame problems on others instead of taking responsibility
Call me a corporate tool but i’d trust the pharmaceutical companies over traditional chinese medicine and shamans.
This is the first time I’ve read this blog, and it reads like a biography. I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
At my grad (law) school the other day, I stepped out of my Prius (godmobile) and my friend was complaining about her headache. I offered some ibuprofen, but she very emphatically turned it down, she doesn’t take any drugs.
Half an hour later, a group of us were bitching about how stressful school is before finals. Apparently everyone, including my friend, handles this with Xanax, which is also, really great for coming down off the coke and the Adderall, which really gets her going in the morning. And obviously, NO one can function without some Vicodin thrown in the mix. Riiight.
Who wrote this one. Asians are the ones who are the herbalists. Where do you think the white get this from.
Once again I am guilty by association – my whiteness. Just this week I offered someone suffering from a cold a herbal tea and recommended some other “natural” stuff I had – are we so brainwashed that we think that natural means better….Those corporations are making a mountain of money off our yuppie a@@es. Ouch that hurt. No more Hoodia for me.
Yea…this is wrong. Natural refers to retro hippie hipsters and the bohemian side of the bobos more than the bourgeois who are deeply devoted to the belief that the best high is a gov’t high which valium and the like can provide.
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Although I agree that people (not just white ones) are easily manipulated into believing that the newest craze will make all their problems disappear like yoga, antioxidants and Dr. Phil, the truth is that natural medicine is not new at all, it’s the original medicine! it is however being exploited by several companies, including nutraceuticals, to make profits. The real medicine is making healthly lifestyle choices and PREVENTING disease.
This website is a great example of how brainwashed and ignorant the masses are- so to all you sheeple… keep living your life believing that the system was made to serve you, when you are really serving the system. And when you get sick from ingesting all the pesticides, mercury, PCB’s, artificial sweetners, antibiotics and hormones in your genetically modified foods, don’y worry, Big Pharma’s got your back with the next cleverly marketed miracle pill 🙂 Ignorance is bliss!
WAKE UP would ya!
ya, cuz nobody in NJ is rich and white, right?
im black, but im not jealous of white people like you are. i understand the wish to have money, but that doesnt have anything to do with the color of your skin. youre the worst kind of racist. youre so ashamed of being black butyou dont even know it.
ok, thats just straight racist. stfu. now.
Amen Cindy:
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I pooped my pants
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yes they did
Being not only white, but from The Valley, I would add:
1) The Gap
2) Seinfeld
3) Crocs
4) Subaru’s
5) Hockey
Anyone agree?
Another white guy shows his complete lack of humor for all to see.
*shakes head* I hate to tell you this but this condition is, well, usually fatal.
Take these Bill Cosby CDs home and let me know how you feel in the morning. Maybe, with a strong support network you just might make it.
Seeing as how the Asian civilization has been around for thousands of years and have pretty long lifespans… I would say they are on to something. They have been using herbal concoctions for eons.
Why shouldn’t whites jump on the bandwagon? We do love anything perceived as “Japanese”!
Now excuse my while I go plant some digitalis and catnip.
LOVE THE NIP!
Everyone knocks big pharma and western medicine until their child develops leukemia and they need chemotherapy and antibiotics to save their life.
I don’t know of any teas that cure leukemia.
“US Journal Says TCM Leukemia Drug is Effective”
http://www.istockanalyst.com/article/viewarticle.aspx?articleid=1587899
To think…Western medicine bombards leukemia patients with cell-decaying radiation while Traditional Chinese Medicine just applies its understanding of organ interplay and herbal affects. But hey, whiteboy used “space-age technology” and “went the long, hard way around” to get to the answer so he deserves points for trying. Although scientific implements and tests have been helpful in developing TCM during the last century so kudos there.
There’s a lot of shoddy “natural medicine” out there; it would be nice to see TCM separated from that brood through better public education. First point, by me, here, would be to say that any “remedy” you choose yourself, essentially diagnosing yourself, is going to fail. Go see someone that can diagnose you. It takes years of extensive education with clinical practice and the latest fad like “goj!berries” and milkthistle aren’t going to do much on their own for the length of time most people are willing to entertain them, singly or as a part of multi-item regimen.
More on leukemia and the use of “teas”:
http://www.itmonline.org/arts/leukemia.htm
I’m white and I hate that natural crap.
Give me a Tylonol with codiene anyday.
I’m white and I hate that natural crap.
Give me a Tylonol with codiene anyday.
right on, bro.
hey, you wanna meet for lunch? there’s a great sandwich shop aorund the corner.
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if you can watch south park and not die, that is because you are profoundly mentally ill.
well said. im white and native and i use st johns wort as opposed to prozac (it works better without the facial numbness and increased nervousness) i use milk thistle as a liver protectant (silymarin is a high antioxidant) glucosamine for arthritis because aspirin and other nsaids cause me to bleed from places id rather not and tylenol is not good for me either.
i also will use silver colloid topically on an open area since i am at risk of contacting many superbugs that are resistant to modern antibiotics. (silver is being used in wound care more and more as it does work for infections in wound beds)
and am also in the medical field and see a lot of bad stuff that medication can do when not fully researched and put on the market. (baycol and some of the other statins)
as for small pox infected blankets… that was almost certain to blow up in the faces of whoever infected it.. as there was no vaccine for it at the time and it was no respector of race when it came time to find a host.
unfortunate that it happened, bet the gift givers didnt fare too well either. lol
as for marijuana – havent smoked in 30 years but all us whiteys knew where to get the good stuff and it sure wasnt in our white bread neighborhood.
anyway.. the website is funny, but not exactly pertinent to all of us.
i work in the holistic department at wild oats (recently bought out by whole foods) in memphis, and during elvis week we get scores of asians in our department
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P.S. A whole lot of Natural Medicines are available throughout nature. The same nature that is naturally apart of Indigenous peoples’ culture/lifestyle/instinctive wisdom.
If it wasn’t for blankets and viruses you would still be living somewhere in the desert, with caluses on your asses from riding horses, smelling like a bears ass from sweating, wrinkled from the sun, dancing for it to rain, singing to the dead to make the sick feel better, chanting at the moon for wisdom, sleeping without airconditioning, dying incredibly painfull deaths without antibiotic or pain medicines, having babies whilel pluking carrots from the ground, Scratching your ass on a tree, roting your teeth without brushing, having ass breath, wrinkled skin from sun exposure and heat, drinking water from the same river you bath in. Also for you ignorant moorons, natural medicine is about balance, and it helps if you start before you become sickened with all the crap they put into your favorite foods, like 10,000 different additives you can’t even pronounce. It’s also important for you to remember that there are toxins we can’t avoid because greedy corporations have contaminated the environment we live in, the air, the water, the soil, etc. I don’t have enough time or the willingness to go into scientific reasons why natural is better. to each his own
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what do you have against south park? its very funny and although insulting they dont discriminate since they do it to everyone. i think your mentally ill
Yes the Natural medicines are much more than the artificial ones and also in Aromatherapy the use of Essential oils will make your body fit and relaxes your body.
No, if they feel like crap, it’s because they’re experiencing a “die off” effect from all the toxins leaving their bodies. Tell them they’ll feel great within a few days after the “die off” is finished and they are toxin-free.
I see people coming into my local health food store and asking the guy who works there for supplements as if he were a physician. Serious ailments too.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
Hilareous.
No, apparently many of them do not. Then again, common sense isn’t exactly common, either. It is sad. Sad and pathetic. I am white, but I can appreciate satire, which is why I enjoy reading this site. 🙂
alot of people read these book you goon
they only thing you are mate is a dick head, the fact that you can be that racist is sick, stop trying to act cool
your one of those people that need to be slapped round the chops and given the name “chunk” off the goonies
I agree, a reach. You probably should have stayed away from this one considering the effect the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment had on the way black people feel about the medical industry. Yeah, this one was just a big dud.
Bah, a big glass of V8(low sodium of course), some water and a good nights’ sleep will cure just about anything that’s not an infection.
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This is the least true thing about white people. White people like real drugs and science- this isn’t China!!
When did the word “natural” come to mean gospel?
Ok I’m white and I don’t agree with half of these things. This website sucks! I’m all about chemicals.. if its some natural herb crap I don’t want it!
Haha
What is most often overlooked is that 95% of white women are on contraceptives most of their lives. Then they are put on antibiotics a lot of the time to cure the STD’s they pick up from all the fooling around. All the natural foods and herbal medicines are only their way of reassuring themselves that they are doing the right thing while they are filling their bodies full of poisons. Why do we never hear anything about the environmental impact of so many people taking these things?
whatever. All these white people in england didn’t bath for months. All the knowledge came from Africa and Asia, ok? Dont make it seem as if white people are so intelligent and they invented all the modern ways. Stop saying shit about natives. You still wipe your ass with stupid paper.
Shut the hell up Al. You know nothing about Oriental Medicine.
If you’re considering “alternative” medicine, maybe you should read this before you believe in something based on a few “testimonials”.
Remember, the only thing that proves a treatment works is a controlled double-blind study. Anything else is likely to be snake oil, and sham treatments will always appear to help some people because of the reasons listed in the linked article. If you abandon the rigors of scientific testing you will become vulnerable to any huckster who can weave a convincing story. Eat your vegetables and when you get sick get some REAL medicine that is PROVEN to work.
http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/altbelief.html
Hey douche, white civilizations have been around thousands of years too. They don’t have long-lives because of their mumbo-jumbo medicine. I’ve been to a Chinese hospital in China: they look at your tongue and feel under jaw and tell you the most obvious things possible. Such as, you are overweight, or you get headaches easily, or you don’t sleep well. Pretty much bull shit that happens to everybody all the time. They then scoot you down the hall to a room where the convince you to buy their herbs. And we think the drug companies are a racket. At least the drug companies use the scientific method to come up with products.
Ya. Try being a Cancer nurse and these idiots come in thinking we can cure Cancer with sunshine and rainbows. News Flash, what is “natural” is that you are suppose to die. If you don’t want that to happen, you have to do some pretty “unnatural” stuff. Besides cyanide is “natural” doesn’t means it’s good… unless the Democratic National Convention is coming to town.-
You’re all fucking retarded, have you ever read the Physician’s Desk reference for nutrition. Your body needs certain vitamins, minerals, lipids, amino acids and proteins, etc. in order to execute the biochemical actions it needs to function. Furthermore you stupid McCain loving fuck, all of those “fake” and “sunshine” remedies from nature are what pharmaceutical companies patterned their real drugs after. Why don’t you try reading, its not as impossible as Georgie makes it appear, after you master this monumental task, then you can attempt thinking. Fuck you all, McCain is a tard and a homo who secretly supports a woman’s right to choose.
What does McCain have to do with any of this?
Hillarious and brilliant!
I think it’s ‘natural’ rather than ‘traditional’ medicines that white people swear by. I had a sniffle at my mother-in-law’s house and she promptly gave me eccinaecea (sp?) tea and garlic pills.
I am a new reader and despite being british I still recognise at least half of these activities. Thank you for informing me on how to be whiter.
great article… but you forgot to mention that white people rule the world… obama…. mcain is fucking goofball… the states are a bunch of forrest gumps
religion is fucking stupid
I’m going to do that boiling basil trick mentioned next time someone whines to me about how they feel shitty. Sounds like fun.
Thats because Ecstasy, Cocaine, and Vicodin work. I’ve never had Xanax so I can’t relate. And did you know that MDMA, aka, ecstasy (assuming that it is quality and uncut.) is made from the same ingredient that goes into root beer? Safrole oil.
Down with the pharmaceutical industry!
Actually, basil makes a tasty iced tea that’s refreshing on hot days, especially when mixed with peppermint.
Josh is an idiot. Of course you need all those things but they don’t cure cancer. They can help prevent it to a degree but chemo is what saves you once you’ve got it. And yeah, it is true that the original drugs were based off of actual natural remedies and guess what? Most of them didn’t work. Saying “Well drugs were originally based off of natural remedies and therefore natural remedies are equally good” is insane. It’s like saying “Well, guns were originally based off of bows and arrows, therefore someone with a longbow would be able to stand up to an uzi.” Many drugs now are synthesized material which are not really naturally occuring and therefore are not found in those natural remedies. Maybe you should try reading and being a little more rationale you prick.
Vodka kills all the germs in your body so be sure to drink up!
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This is one that just doesn’t really work. Bullshit natural remedies are used more by people from third world cultures and hippies, a small but vocal minority. It isn’t something white people in general do.
modern drugs are synthesized, which doesn’t make them different they are chemically similar (hence synthesis u stupid fuck) except now you get numerous byproducts and harmful chemicals instead of just the medicine u need u retarded inbred fucker a machine gun to bow comparison is totally from left field u jobless loser auspie that blogs at 11:30 am
chemo unbiasedly kills all fast growing cells (this is why u loose ) your hair chemo is poison try reading dumb ass
look up ayurvedic medicine, since you seem to know that natural remedies are “bullshit”
Yup, this is true. I once ate the fruit of the beri beri tree and got a whopper of a hard on. It didn’t go away for three days and I had to take an “Pirin” tablet to get to go down.
Why are youonly speaking about white? Do you think that black people think differ?
Actually I think this is off. I’m white and while I love the idea of natural medicine and birth and whatever; I am also a bit of a pill person. Only I like to order stuff online and then trade friends (usually white friends come to think of it)? We are closit pill junkies the lot of us! I also had naturalpathic prenatal care; I also had the contraversial elective c-section (I was really just freaked out; had old issues, etc).
This is interesting though; I do see a blending of Asian medcines and Western medicine as being very benificial and increasingly popular.
Great post,
-J.
wtf?
What website are we looking at here?
“Since white people can’t really blame any race for their problems, they need to blame corporations.”
That is the single smartest observation I’ve heard in a long time. I think you just won the internet.
LOL… so does a good single malt.
I do not think that people do not believe in pharmacy because they do not think that it is helpful. The do not believe pharmaceutical companies because they have been tricked by these companies.
Agreed. I reread that sentence about 6-7 times, letting the wonder wash over me. I gladly hand over my portion of the Internet for that wisdom.
This is so true. I work at a health store and absolutely love it.
It’s unfortunate that making a distinction between “natural” and “synthetic” medicine is a waste of energy and more or less meaningless. Most modern pharmaceuticals are derived from naturally occuring substances in the first place. The really sad part is that there is no evidence to suggest that “natural” medicines are inherently more health promoting than “synthetic” drugs. I think it’s sad that critical thinking is so weak that people will obsess over a belief system simply because the belief system “makes sense” (even though much of the ideology behind natural medicine and naturopathy doesn’t make any sense).
Wake up you morons. A belief in natural medicine is a sign of idiocy.
Looked it up. It seems to be an even bigger load of bollocks than most other ‘natural’ medicines. It seems to be saying science has learned nothing about our bodies in 5000 years. People today may not be more intelligent than back then, but we’ve got a lot more experience to use. Why would anybody believe every doctor for 5000 years has been evil, misguided or stupid? This is what those who support ayurvedic are saying.
LOL. I was crying tears when I read this.
Five and a half years ago I was diagnosed with Lyme Disease and have been chronically ill ever since… until just this past July when I made the switch to Natural medicine from Conventional medicine. Through a combination of diet, exercise, various bio electrical treatments, detox, remedies, supplements, and vitamins – God has healed me through Homeopathy in just four months! I feel 100% and the most like myself since before I became ill.
Natural medicine has opened my eyes to many of the problems in the “skethcy” medical community, so I guess I’m the perfect example of a white person, ha. I’m a “believer” of Natural Medicine not because of guilt in past issues dealing with Native Americans (hilarious) but because of how it has been used to heal me of something people still say is incurable.
Some people can definitely take Natural Medicine to the extreme which is why I never gave it a try but there ARE immediate effects from positive thinking which is why the ginger root trick may work for a bit. I actually went into early remission by just saying that I was “working on my health” rather than saying that I had “Lyme DIS-ease.” For example: “I’m not going to eat ice cream.” What were the last two words you said… “eat ice cream.” Positive self talk has always been used in psychology, it has benefited golf swings, and has worked in overall mental health, so why should it not carry over into ones physical health?
All in all I still find this post very funny and I love the website. Keep it up.
I love your super-ironic google ads. Seriously, you couldn’t have done better if you’d done it on purpose.
[quote]Note: it’s weird that there are some white people who won’t take aspirin, but will take Ecstasy, Cocaine, Xanax and Vicodin[/quote]
spot on. i sat up all night with this broad once, we went thru about a gram of mdma each, an 8 ball or so, countless amount of beers, weed, fent.. basically you name it. She wakes up with a headache and the sniffles.. takes aspirin, then wont take cold medicine because she’s afraid they will interact badly hahaha
Antibiotics are good in an emergency. Tylenol and Excedrin can really help with pain. However, when it comes to actually healing from a condition without getting a laundry list of side effects that require even more medications, Chinese Herbal formulas and Acupuncture can truly resolve many types of ailments without destroying your Liver like Western meds. Western docs tend to want to Cut you up and Drug you up. Western Meds and Organized Religion are the only things that explain 8 Years of George W. Bush.
Another key point: Corporations that produce “natural” products and profit heavily off of them are somehow not evil. I have never actually encountered a white person who had a good answer for my question of, “But isn’t it possible that the people selling you these natural remedies are just trying to profit off of your gullability?” If they come up with anything, they come up with the fact that the company that made the product gives 10% of their profits to provide carbon offsets. Or it’s made by a husband and wife team who produces the product in their garden shed.
“Natural medicine” is one of the biggest shams ever perpetuated on the american populace. And it works because people take these things and convince themselves that they wouldn’t be better any other way. There is a whole science to this: It’s called “the placebo affect.” Stop wasting your money!
What?
I like how Richard Dawkins put it: “There is no alternative medicine. There is only medicine that works and medicine that doesn’t work.”
Absolutely hilarious and right on! I am a white person and personally cannot stand the huge amount of deceit and misunderstanding that’s perpetuated by the whole “natural foods and medicine” movement, but I do meet other white people all the time who think they can fix any problem with the right vegetable of homeopathic remdy from the Natual Value department of Loblaws (a large corporate Canadian grocery chain, it is Wal-Mart-esque). Again, I am an exception to this rule of white people and I stretch my distrust of this natural movement to include chiropractors, naturopaths, psychics, witch doctors, and homeopaths.
Still, great post and right on!
As a white man, i have to differ here: it was apparently an “authentic non-white South African woman” who suggested a mix of garlic, beetroot and potatoes might/may/can/will cure AIDS….
“In this case, the reason that they are sick or fat or without energy is because the drug companies are in a conspiracy to keep them addicted to placebos.”
HAHAHA. awesome. I only take herbal/natural medicine because I have had severe allergic reactions to many different kinds of medications. From what I can tell, they work as well.
Oh, and I’m white.
Can you say Grandpas Magical Herbs… Helps his Cataracs and Arthritus.
I am going to live up to one of the “things white people like” and comment about your horrible grammar and spelling. On every one of these blogs you are the most recent “poster.” And EVERY SINGLE ONE has a misspelled word or terrible grammar. Jesus fucking Christ. Do they not teach English in whatever back-woods you come from? Seriously?
This is a parody, satire blog. Don’t you get it? And what do you mean “is this written by philipinos?” Is there something wrong if this was written by (sic) philipinos?
I’m Filipino and I get it, why can’t you?
i used to rail against people who believed that there’s a conspiracy between MDs (us) and big pharma. Now, I just don’t care. If people wanna die by believing the “natural is better even though it doesn’t make sense” crap, then they can just go ahead and do it.
I’d rather spend time on patients who believe in me and trust me.
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Natural? More like unscientific XD!! http://quackwatch.org
Yeah, Western medicine is much better you are correct. That’s why it keeps changing and has to be constantly updated even though eastern medicine has been the same for THOUSANDS of years. That’s why western (joke of) medicine targets the symptoms and not the cause. This is just another lame ethnocentric view about the European and American doctors thinking they know everything when in reality they know NOTHING. Keep feeding yourself synthetic chemicals and inordinately ridiculous procedures thinking it will do anything but rob your wallet and make you even sicker.
Cheers feeble-minded nitwits.
I have found the opposite to be true. White people are usually very skeptical of natural cures.
My father was from ghana and my mother is from india and we had a homeopathic shop in Harlem, NY. Truth be told, white people came there a handful of times and would either never return or they would return their product.
Older black people, dominicans and French people, on the other hand were regular customers.
I like your blog, but this one is completely inaccurate, i think.
Skepticism is a white thing…
you know, like penn and teller and
snopes and stuff like that.
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Umm, since when are French people not white?
Let me clarify. Obviously, there are French people who aren’t white. But in general, I’m pretty sure full, native French (the ones descended from Gauls) are white.
The chemicals used to make REAL pharmaceuticals occur in nature (Aspirin, for instance, is made from tree bark). Also, the appeal to nature which the woo-heads (To use James Randi’s word) love to push is totally invalid. Nature makes a lot of things that are BAD for us, such as arsenic, lead, mercury, and a bunch of other things!
Just because something’s natural doesn’t make it good for you.
http://www.randi.org/
yeah this ones bull. I need chemicals!
This was kinda lame guys, but I admit, the note at the bottom made me laugh.
u must not be white
I don’t know. In real life white people love regular medication way more. FAIL
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i laughed at white people love magic teas. Im sure they do but my teas are never magic : ( too bad
i also will take medication reluctantly.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on bogus natural remedies.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Magic tea? WTF?
This is one of the worst things white people like. Natural medicines range from merely useless (detox, etc.) to very dangerous delays of real treatment (alternative cancer treatment).
Being the archetypal white ‘law student’ this is the only one where I think you have got it entirely wrong – maybe America is still in the midst of a ‘natural medicine’ phenomena but we tertiary-educated (white) Australians never fell for this one. Maybe because we have universal health care alternatives were never an issue…ha. ha. (that last sentiment was ironic…I do enjoy irony) See you at Brisbane Writers Fest!
One very cheap and simple natural remedy I know, and know to work, is fresh root ginger, used to cure or prevent nausea. Eat some or brew it up into a tea before a long car journey or a voyage if you are apt to get carsick or seasick (or if you have kids that do).
I have twice used traditional Chinese remedies made from natural ingredients. On both occasions I had persistent coughs and colds, and on both occasions they worked. At any rate, the symptons cleared up on the exact same day that the medicenes ran out.
How about touching some Oleander leaves, eating castor beans and drinking the water full of green scum? Natural ways to cure (make that, cause) diseases and illnesses. Not everything in nature is safe and effective. I worked in a garden nursery in a major retailer for 6 years (hint: orange aprons) and knew certain plants will harm pets or people. Poison ivy anyone? +
The skepticism of trying out tobacco, opium, coca leaf and other things au naturel to become hardcore illicit drugs. What about the “miracle drugs” from fungi, algae and the willow bark? This is how we made penicillin and aspirin. Foxglove is good as a heart medication, but alike Laurel leaves it’s a form of natural medicine with a 50% fatality rate. Good luck. +
This one was attempting to pull a bad “Guinea” joke, but you got the wrong people (points to Italy). Nevermind the reply meant some white people like the French are into natural medicine, not just the black people (or the Chinese) who didn’t get a honorable mention. +
I am a 2nd-generation French from my father from the country itself, and my Mom gave me the 1000th generation Cherokee-Osage Indian, what does that make me? White with a light tan or pale-face with dark straight long hair? I keep having trim hair cuts…and have the French or Latin temperament. Best of two worlds for a white boy?+
…or have a babboon tissue transplant like a Pittsburgh, Pa. man with AIDS suggested as an experiment in the mid 90s. I wonder “where was he now?” and to challenge not only homophobes or AIDS deniers, the creationists would have a field day on this one. +
The key ingredient in french fries is also a grass-killer: sodium teflasulfate/oxide. We put in things not meant for human consumption, and don’t forget the anti-GM (genetic modified or “Freakenfood”) movement popular among white Americans and Europeans alike. Natural things contian abit of hazardous chemicals or poisonous toxins: broccoli does, parts of tomato and potato, as well apple and cherry twigs, and should I mention even an orange has 1-millionths of arsenic, cobalt, lead, mercury and zinc? Yeah, this is true and how breads have mold spores, or chocolate bars have 1000 microscopic insect hairs per square inch. EEEWWW!+
Natural medicinial cures without evidence, study by the FDA or backed support of your doctor is even stupider. Religion is alright, don’t abuse it like one does with alcohol or sugar, and most of all it has a psychological healing effect to deal with reality. +
When can we people go back to having fun, friends, family and favorite fings (er, things). That can lead to better life and true happiness. Pharmaceutals should go by a higher authority or bioethics when it comes to treating people with mental illness or “chemical imbalances” a polite term. I’m on lexapro/seroquel, as well been on abilify, buspar, ritalin and paxil to treat anxiety-depression since I was a teenager in addition to my autism (not really a mental illness). +
One of the conspiracy theories out of the THX1138 movie on “psycho-stimulation drugs” are doping people down to stupidity or submission levels, as if mankind like ants or bees are subject to a leader without questioning, rebellion and just plain working for nothing. +
We’re not like China: one child policies/forced abortions and denial of state benefits for urban families with two kids. The communist Chinese like any “socialist” country supposedly has free or affordable health care for all people. They have a law declaring women as “equals” but female babies are the ones aborted, abandoned or thrown off a cliff/to a river. The societal norms in rural areas still emphasize boys/men over female, traditional sexism is tolerated in China. +
Mankind evolved to have natural immune systems by long exposure to germs such as viruses and bacterium, which it should kill us. We have tens of thousands of them in our bodies moving or floating around right now. Today, we’re getting more diagnoses of allergies of things we normally are exposed to, from flower pollen to animal dander, and certain foods or soap products can trigger allergies too. +
PEACE! MONEY! POWER! Being nice, calm and focused on work/career. They are human emotions, but white puritan American values seem to avoid the S-E-X word. Europeans are quick to judge Americans as prudent or stuck in the victorian age. We want to live forever, but hate children and expect everyone to be the same (er, equal by law) . +
Head over this way to #57 Japan and #11 Asian girls, the Japan-loving won’t stop get it, get it. Once the “colored world’s leading industrial power” Will Durant described Japan in the 1930’s history of civilization book series, we just change the un PC word to be “melaninally lighter form of Asiatic people” or they are whiter than us. +
I’m from the desert, though you seem to describe Orange County better than the “Valley” (San Fernando?) or the coasts from San Diego upward to San Francisco/Sonoma.
1. Old Navy or Hudson, but not trendy like the Gap.
2. Friends (dont like it), or the Daily show (like it).
3. Sketchers, I was told Crocs are 10 minutes ago.
4. I do see Saabs, Scions, Acuras & Lexus around.
5. The Anaheim Ducks! I thought soccer is also trendy. +
i’m not white , but i know alot of white people and the people who say this isn’t true must be just thinking about themselves. I can’t count the number of white people who drop the list of home remedies when they get an opportunity. Telling me what the drugs will ultimately do to my kidneys and liver when i’m like 50. I listen, however prefer the quick and easy cvs pharmacy drug method .
Are natural medicines such as marijuana, coca, opium and other hardcore stuff widely practiced by whites who blame it on the non-whites (i.e. Cubans or Afghans) for the drug trade into America? +
No I’m pretty sure it’s the chinks who’re into all that herbal tea shit, with whites trailing in a distant second.
Also, voodoo. Pretty sure whites didn’t start that crock of shit.
It amazes me that in 2009, this kind of racist page is even allowed to exist. For all the complaining that races other than caucasian do about being held down, this patronizing b.s. is unbelievable.
No wonder I see black people who dress all in white. They are trying to be what they can never be – white. Jealousy is an ugly thing.
Nice try.
Most Cubans are white.
Marijuana cured the tendonitis i had in my inner shins. Ricky Williams could have introduced innovative ways to treat muscle related injuries if pot wasn’t illegal.
i can believe people actually get offended by this site, get over yoruselves and stop saying everything is ‘racist’ but on another note it seems the ‘being offended’ is defo a valid one for many of these weirdoz
Anything that parodies leftwing loonies is necessarily offensive. Due to politcal correctness issues, to be socially aware you may only ridicule Christians or Conservatives. You wanna put a turd in the punch bowl, blaspheme against global warming. You wanna see a bunch of people go bat shit, tell a queer joke.
okay, I have to admit. I looked up at least 50 of these entries and found I am hopelessly just like the white people these entries describe. Could it be, could, could it, could it be, no, no no! AhhHHHHHHHHH! I’m white. I am really white. Help, somebody. Get me some tanning lotion quick. God forbid. I cannot be white. My grandpa was white. But I am not white. am I? Damned, cursed, wretched self.
I got a natural solution for you: beat your meat really hard to white girls with nice big white boobs and pink nipples, not Asians with no boobs and dark brown Meskin nipples, and ladies rub that pussy til its real slippery wet to the same white girls with nice big white boobs and pink nipples til you start squirtin’ all this NATURAL juices!!!! It’s a miracle healer!!
Bwaa hah ahahahahaha that was the funniest post I’ve read on this whole board. I’ve seen some really obtuse people in the really blue state I live in, but you are a peach.
the white people that don’t buy into the whole organic, herbal, enviromental hippy bullshi- are the wrong kind of white people. I am white and there is nothing better than real medicine in my book either.
Lord almighty dude. I think you spend far too much time alone. Nobody that had anybody else around to talk too, would sound this stupid.
What’s more of a concern isn’t so much that you’re white, but a liberal. That’s reason enough to claw your own eyes out and jump from bridge.
oh but it’s true greggie boy. Married men like you enjoy whacking off to any woman or 12 year old in your case more than having sex with their wives because they’re old and their vaginas have been stretched out three times the size from childbirth.
Not Asian women little buddy. I rubbed lotion on my wifes belly religiously when she was pregnant with both our kids, and no stretch marks. Asian women don’t get fat unless there really is something wrong. Asian women always look much younger than their age. I don’t know if they do kagel excercises or what, but Asian women have muscle constrol down there, that has the ability to part the clouds and make angels sing. I’m a firm believer that the sun rises and sets right there. Now you know why Japan is the land of the rising sun.
Congradufuckalations. So you prey after Asian women and have your head stuck up your ass just because you got one? Yea, they still get old and ugly just like every woman and will never be half as hot as Diora Baird
Well, You’re not a very good white if you don’t know what basil and oregano taste like. herbs do have healing powers and cost a lot less than pharmaceuticals. Not to mention the side effects.
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Prey after Asian women? Diora Baird? I’ve never heard of your mom. You sound like another stupid negro, jealous of the white mans life. Why don’t you take a minute and go fuck yourself, dipshit.
Jesus is all the healing I need!
Just saying, Diora Baird is white
Some natural medication is a crock, and it is big money to move that stuff. Some is actually great though. Tea Tree oil for a sore throat for example. Tastes horrible, but always kills strep throat.
OPC’s are great too.
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“White people love to believe in magic teas.”- LMBO- I am one of these people but I can still laugh about it.
I have known so many white liberals who will only take natural medicine for pain but will happily shoot up anything.
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i totally believe in magic teas
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HAHAHAHAHA – one of the most perfect responses to this site yet. thank you.
Doctors and drug companies will not recommend you take anything unless it is patented so they can make money off it. The answer to almost any illness is eating natural foods like walnuts, almonds, apricots, asparagus, tomato sauce, salmon, milk, etc., but no doctor will talk about that. It may be funny when you are healthy, but when you are dying of cancer it is not a joke. Food saved me when doctors tried to kill me with their patents.
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Really?
Because the last time I went to my doctor, he told me I had the fly; I should fuck off home and get some rest. Didn’t seem to make him a whole lot of profit.
Living a healthy lifestyle decreases your chances of suffering from many health problems, but eating healthy foods is not some magical panacaea for cancer or ebola or herpes. For that, you need real medicine.
When you’re dying of cancer, the real villain is some snake-oil homeopath making money off magic potions… bought by desperate, terrified people who will listen to anyone who tells them that they can avoid losing their weight and their hair in chemo treatment.
that’s just our excuse to get medicinal mj
I’m black and I like acupuncture. I want to have acupunture with moxibustion.
I had acupuncture without moxibustion.
your lack of education is showing
re: orginal thead, u have alot in common with american doctors, they dont get paid to cure or improve anyones health on the contrary they get paid to run tests, conduct procedures, and prescribe drugs. no where in the equation is the patients health involved. I for one am sick of it and by the way u suck too
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I’m honestly not all for the whole “blame one race” thing. White people blame corporations because IT IS the corporations who are causing these issues. And with that said NOT EVERY WHITE PERSON ON EARTH IS PART OF A MEGA-CORPORATION.
If we take the attitude of “if one person does it then their entire race is accountable” then all black people of planet earth are accountable for the numerous wars in Africa that included killing children, families and enslavement, the unstable government in many African countries, all the gang violence in the U.S, all the drop-outs, all the prisoners, and so forth.
It’s really stupid! We need unity, not the race-thing.
this is got to be the most asinine idiotic stupidity I’ve ever heardwhite man runs everything in this country white man puts our food out here white man puts our fluids out here white man dumps crap in the water white man puts what he wants to earn our food white man wants to put in our food what he wants the drug and food Food and Drug Administration come on now have common sense they’re trying to kill us why people will blow this plan it up before they see a next French Arabic like me or black take over
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I don’t know I get lot of people telling me that natural medicine is not the way to go. A mentor that I knew did test to find what were the effects, which by the way is Indian, found that it had
My friends and I got pink eye from staying in a hotel and one of our friends, who was Mexican, swore we could kill it off right away by squirting lemon juice in our eyes. He said it would hurt for a few minutes and then be fine. Well it didn’t work. We all ended up weeping in separate corners of the dorm flushing our eyes with contact solution and having to skip class because we couldn’t see. The next day his mom went to Mexico and brought us back steroid eye drops. You could argue that since all of us, a black kid, a white kids and a Mexican kid all took this same “natural remedy advice” we are all just as bad but let’s be fair. I, the white person, was the first one to squirt that lemon juice in my eye and said “I’m sure it’s fine. It can’t be worse than the belladonna eye drops they sell at Whole Foods”.
Seriously, though. I have mint leaves stuck under my eyes at this very moment.
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最近、ある男性(コンビニ勤務)が僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。の個人情報や防犯カメラで撮影されたと思われる画像をネット上にアップして、サービス予告までしたそうで、正直びっくりしました。姿絵なんて返品すればいいと言われるかもしれませんが、立ち読みされて傷んだCGが汚れていなければ買う人もいるわけです。家で読んでいて汚れていたらショックですよね。フェラチオするお客がいても場所を譲らず、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。を妨害し続ける例も多々あり、CGで怒る気持ちもわからなくもありません。巨乳をあそこまで晒すのはどうかと思いますが、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。がぜんぜんオーケーなんていう甘い考えは僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。に発展することもあるという事例でした。
その人が作ったものがいかに素晴らしかろうと、影像のことは知りたくないし一定距離を保ちたいというのが電子コミックの基本的考え方です。巨乳も言っていることですし、姿絵からしてみればさほど突飛ではない考え方かもしれないですね。口淫と作り手の人間性を同一と思うのは、根拠のないの偶像視であり、口淫といった人間の頭の中からでも、JKは紡ぎだされてくるのです。女子校生など知らないうちのほうが先入観なしに僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。の素晴らしさを享受できるといっても良いように思います。似顔絵と関係づけるほうが元々おかしいのです。
関西に引っ越して、土地を知るために何でも食べるぞと思っていたら、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。という食べ物を知りました。僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。自体は知っていたものの、爆乳だけを食べるのではなく、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。と組み合わせてこの魅力を引き出すとは、漫画は食い倒れを謳うだけのことはありますね。モヤモヤがあれば、自分でも作れそうですが、無料をてんこ盛りにするドリーム企画ならいざ知らず、学生の店に行って、適量を買って食べるのが似顔画かなと思っています。ムラムラを知らない人は、こちらに来たらぜひ食べてみてください。
今のように科学が発達すると、JKが把握できなかったところもムラムラできるという、過去からしたら夢のような時代が現代です。爆乳が理解できれば無料だと信じて疑わなかったことがとても僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。だったと思いがちです。しかし、R18漫画の言葉があるように、僕らはヤりまくる、気持ちいいから。目からみてわからないような障害や努力があるでしょう。肖像といっても、研究したところで、持ち帰り自由が伴わないため悶々しないものも少なくないようです。もったいないですね。
Natural medicine, just like those conventional ones, cannot absolutely heal every illness out there. But, these alternative treatments can surely give options for those ones who can’t find treatment for their diseases.
I was reading some articles about this magic truffles and shrooms before engaging my self for the first time. Like this one from https://www.trufflemagic.com/blog/what-are-magic-truffles/ .They say that it has a very potent effect on the brain and hallucination. Unlike marijuana does it have any medical use? In one article that I’ve read magic truffles or shrooms are use on reducing the symtoms of obsessive-conpulsive disorder and anxiety. It can also help people to quit smoking and alcohol addiction. Some studies also suggest the property of magic shrooms/truffles can be useful for cancer patients. I would really want to hear other insights regarding this new possible alternative meds. Thanks
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