#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
February 10, 2008 by clander
White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.
They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University.
It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.
A great way to make white people feel good is to tell them about situations where poor people changed how they were doing things because they were given the ‘whiter’ option. “Back in my old town, people used to shop at Wal*Mart and then this non-profit organization came in and set up a special farmers co-op so that we could buy more local produce, and within two weeks the Wal*Mart shut down and we elected our first Democratic representative in 40 years.” White people will first ask which non-profit and are they hiring? After that, they will be filled with euphoria and will invite you to more parties to tell this story to their friends, so that they can feel great.
But it is ESSENTIAL that you reassert that poor people do not make decisions based on free will. That news could crush white people and their hope for the future.
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Who actually cares about poor people? I don’t, as long as they remain in their ghettoes and do not come within any proximity of me.
Actually I lie, its terribly fun to go to ken gardens and throw bread at the peasants.
now your statement is very funny…..seeing that 67% of all welfare recipients in the United States are White people.
Or did you not know this fact?
are you still laughing white person?
Well, if you did any research, then you would realize that the majority of people in the United States are white so that these percentages must be considered with the average number of people in each group. Therefore, more people of one group would equal a higher and more immense percentage under welfare.
I’d also like to point out that this is a satire, not meant to be taken seriously. So please don’t get so angry or believe this blog is racist. It merely humors the stereotypes of a vast amount of white people. If you honestly feel so strongly about this, tell it to a website that takes this seriously.
I thought it was funny.
well john, if you did any research and looked at SHEER numbers of people on welfare, you would know that there are more numbers of WHITE people on welfare than non-whites.
Why do you white folk always talk about ‘average numbers of people in each group’ when it comes to the subject of HOW MANY people are on welfare?
And as for your snide remark about this website “knowing what’s best for poor people”, it is obvious that you missed the irony. If the majority of people on welfare are white, then he is asking white people if they know what’s best for their fellow poor whites.
You are typical of most white people who think that the poor in america is made up of a majority of non-whites. Sorry, but it isn’t.
and I find this fact funny because you refuse to accept it.
ha ha ha.
Whites care more about random international poor people than those in their country…
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
Is that like Free trade were only inanimate objects get to have it.
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