#86 Shorts
March 11, 2008 by clander
One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and perhaps most importantly, warm days.
After a prolonged cold snap, white people are very excited at the first hint of a warm day. It is their opportunity to go back outside, to enjoy nature and thrive.
In order to get the most possible enjoyment out of these days, white people turn to one of their most trusted allies: shorts.
It is a known fact that white people believe that they can bring spring early by wearing a pair of shorts on any day that is above seasonal temperatures. This myth runs so deep that they will often wear shorts the following day when temperatures drop, at which point they will refuse to recognize that it is cold.
When you encounter a cold white person in shorts it’s best to say “I can’t wait until it’s warm enough to go windsurfing.” They will likely give you a high five.
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“they will often wear shorts the following day when temperatures drop, at which point they will refuse to recognize that it is cold.”
lol true
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money buying inappropriate shorts.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
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Havaianas sandals, rainbow sandals, and persol sunglasses should seriously be added; i own atleast two pairs of each and so do most of my friends and people i see.
Love this blog!
@Kaf
” Sometimes I like to work on getting a tan on my penis.”
Someone shoulda told you – it won’t happen, no matter how much gay sex you do.
It is me again, I havn’t blogged for awhile. But I still love wearing shorts & love to sit outside to try to tan my body with only a pair of shorts on & nothing else. Sometimes I like to work on getting a tan on my penis. Wearing shorts rocks.
In Australia, white people love to wear t-shirts, shorts and flip flops.
and the Bogans wear tight fit black jeans.
That should read: “…going into Meijer wearing shorts…”
Here in Michigan, I’ve seen white boys going into Meijer at 02:00 a.m. in the depths of January, when the air temperature (not the pussy wind chill factor) was -20°F.
To quote one of my favorite white-boy protestations of veracity… “I shit you not.”
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