#86 Shorts
March 11, 2008 by clander
One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and perhaps most importantly, warm days.
After a prolonged cold snap, white people are very excited at the first hint of a warm day. It is their opportunity to go back outside, to enjoy nature and thrive.
In order to get the most possible enjoyment out of these days, white people turn to one of their most trusted allies: shorts.
It is a known fact that white people believe that they can bring spring early by wearing a pair of shorts on any day that is above seasonal temperatures. This myth runs so deep that they will often wear shorts the following day when temperatures drop, at which point they will refuse to recognize that it is cold.
When you encounter a cold white person in shorts it’s best to say “I can’t wait until it’s warm enough to go windsurfing.” They will likely give you a high five.
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So true. White people need to lay off shorts for a while. Especially when you go to other countries like Egypt or Mexico. Do you see the folks there wearing tiny little booty shorts? No. They can handle the heat, so you can you.
If you’re Asian then you’re definitely not an excellent driver. It’s a known fact…
this is all about stereotype, so its not going to apply to everyone.
Hahaha, so true. I’m now embarrassed. I’ve been known to wear shorts in 50- and 60-degree weather. But then again, I live in Florida! You’re supposed to wear shorts there!
@ Taylor McFlyy
Oh really? Because I’m Asian and am an excellent driver.
I think you’re missing the point of this blog, brah.
Nah, I may be white but I don’t like shorts on me…makes me feel like a little kid. Capri pants is what I wear in the summer. They look fine on guys although I like pants better but I understand it’s hot. Shorts can be repulsive though depending on the wearer and the length and that’s a fact for any ethinicity!
Oh really? Like as white as you get, and despite whatever weather, I always wear…… Jeans. 0_o
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