Statistics
By: David Munoz of Panda Force
White people hate math. If you want to befriend white people, mention “that weird Asian calculus teacher who drew perfect circles” and how much you hated his class (bonus points if you mention how your parents made you get an even worse tutor who was more clueless than you and smelled bad). However, white
people are fascinated by “the power of statistics” since the math has already been done for them. Some magazines, like TIME, have a section in each magazine that has some interesting statistics ($80 trillion: the amount spent by the US in the Iraqi war) followed by absurd, barely related ones (4,317 yards: the
distance covered if you were to take all the ammunition shells fired by US soldiers in Iraq since the war started). White people who read TIME will quote these statistics, but even non-TIME reading white people will throw in stats they read in a less-than-credible study. It’s not unusual to hear such things
as “I don’t mind this neighborhood since I’m not Republican. 80% of them are anti-minority, you know” or “I don’t think you should let Sally play softball because 70% of softball players are lesbians”.
White people love sounding smarter than their peers and will jump at any chance to use a statistic if it’s applicable to the conversation in any way. The more absurd the statistic, the more clever and original you will seem. Stats can also hide negative feelings. If you meet a white person who wishes went to a
school that they refer to as the “Harvard of the (Region where the university they attended is), they may say something like “Good thing I didn’t go to an Ivy since 35% of their graduates reported being unhappy with their lives”. It is considered rude to laugh and you should instead smile or throw in another
appropriate statistic if handy.
The only time you should not use a statistic is to ask a white person if they knew “that (random number) % of statistics aren’t true”. You will be seen as being unoriginal, not funny, and will get stared at.
Disclaimer: 100% of these statistics were made up
Hilarious, I like how you alluded to a clander classic – “Havard of —— region.” :0)
Nice, but discerning white people prefer Harper’s Index.
So true. It is important you pointed out that white people do not like math unless it has already been done for them.
Harpers. You mean Harpers, not time. And, second! this is just like bikesnob nyc!
It’s important to know that white people like to quote individual statistics, but that statistics as a branch of mathematics is a closed book to the great majority of them. Most have some idea what an average is (and they almost invariably think it’s the mean average, not the median or the mode). A few have a vague idea of what a standard deviation is. That’s about it.
All these winners are lame shit.
White people hate math says mexican non-white David Munoz.
PATHETIC.
We’ve already covered this. Isaac Newton invented modern calculus, not an asian. Certainly not a mexican.
In fact, most famous math geniuses are/were White, not asian.
Silicon Valley and computers are a White invention.
Only Whites have set foot on the moon.
Whites and math go together.
Whites have higher IQs than David Munoz by an average of one standard deviation.
Black People Don’t Like Math… but we are known to make up our own statistics. For instance 85% of the people that read Stuff White People Like are White.
Since the contest is officially over, I figured I would post my non-winning entry & see what everyone thought….enjoy…I hope.
“Being First”
One of the most important things for a white person is to be the first at something. Now you might think that means finishing first in some sort of competition – chess match, spelling bee, baby boomer trivial pursuit tournament– but what it really means is being the first to find something. Nothing is more treasured to a white person than being the first of their group to move to a multi-cultural neighborhood, find an author before Oprah does, or buy Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’s album before “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” was played on ER when Dr. Green died.
While white people treasure their like experiences, it’s their ability to discover new things before everyone else that gives them satisfaction. Transversely, once something does become popular, they will immediately move onto something new and talk about it was so much better before the artist/store/restaurant/neighborhood sold out. Ask any white person their favorite place to eat & invariably they will say, “There’s this great hole-in-the-wall that makes the best Ethiopian vegetarian barbeque. It kind of reminds me of that place we used to go before they changed their recipe & décor.” (White people will always say they love a hole-in-the-wall place despite the fact they really love going to Panera Bread & using the free Wi-Fi for their I-Macs & their close proximity to Starbucks).
The best way to impress a white person is to say, “I listened to Green Day all the time when they first came out. While most people site “Dookie” as their favorite album, I prefer “Kerplunk”, their last release before they sold out to the major labels.” This example works with any artist. Simple find out the most critically acclaimed & lowest selling album/book of any artist & state your preference of it over of their other releases, i.e. “Paul’s Boutique” is better than “Ill Communication” or any other Beastie Boys release. It’s also okay to pick a less popular artist & claim their superiority over another, “Coldplay is a poor man’s Radiohead (future post). ‘Kid A’ is musical step into the future.”
White people hate math? When’s the last time you saw anyone else major in mathematics? Even Asians know to go into engineering, or at least physics.
I liked 95% of this entry.
What’s this shit of a mexican not being white? I can’t see a clear picture of David Muñoz but in this picture all I see are caucasians:
Must be the same mentality that considers portuguese, italians and greeks as … ethnic.
That’s another thing Fucking anglo saxon white people like: to establish hierarchies of “whiteness”
Another thing anglo-saxon white people like: to divert the conversation to any field where they can spew facts that make them seem knowledgeable.
Interrupt people and talk over them. The detestable use of irony in every fucking situation.
Whatever idiotic “hipsters” think is de rigeur.
Ok entry, but white people LIKE math.
John: you might be right about undergrad math majors. But what about graduate students in math?
Tim,
as a mathematician who knows lots of White People, it seems to me that White People like saying “I wish I was good at math, but I had bad teachers” or otherwise making excuses for not being good at math. At least, that’s what they say to me when I meet them at parties.
Of course, this may be evidence that they like math — they wouldn’t make excuses for being bad at something they hated.
Being a white person I feel compelled to point out a spelling error in this entry that totally distracted me and kept me from reading on.
“However, whit
people are fascinated by “the power of statistics”…”
I thought I would post my entry (hopefully others will too). Please rip my writing apart as you have done to all others.
PEER DIAGNOSING
White people love to diagnose their peers. Most white people feel as if they could have been a doctor and actually start out as pre-med majors during their undergrad. By the time they are juniors, however, they realize that the world has enough doctors, and that they can better serve the world by majoring in African American studies (majoring in Women’s or European Studies is also acceptable). Most white people have a doctor in their family (usually a parent or uncle).
Since most white people feel as if they practically were a doctor, you will score major points by letting them diagnose your problem. Most of the time they will ask, “What symptoms are you having?”. This allows them to feel concerned about you, but also gives them an opportunity to show off the medical knowledge they have. In many cases they will begin to rule out diseases that are of no relation to your problem, because they like to show you what medical terms they know.
Most white people will say they know the specific name for your condition but that they “can’t remember the name right now” and that a relative of theirs had a similar condition for which they had to see a “specialist”. White people love to tell you about experiences they have had that in some way relate to yours (note: often they will tell you about their experiences even if they are in no way related to yours, but it is better to just let them tell their story).
Of course most white people would feel guilty if you took their advice, so they will always end the conversation by saying “but I would get a second opinion and see a doctor, just to be sure”. If you tell them you cannot see a doctor because you do not have health insurance, be prepared for them tell you that what our country really needs is universal health-care, and that Barack Obama is the best candidate to make that happen.
I am very ambivalent about statistics and how people interpret them, I used to slave for a market research company and we we were pestering people in their homes all the time.
Many of those surveys we not highlighted anywhere because the people who were commissioning the work were not happy with the results.
I do not care what the sheeople, because their opions are shaped by other commentators.
http:stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
Not bad….
Did you know that 83% of people who read SWPL are white people?
79.99% of white people feel threatened when the new guy on the job has a Spanish last name.
This was a much better entry than at least 3 of the winners. #1 because it is actually a true white-person phenomenon, #2 because it was written well, and #3 it’s funny. These are all qualities that most of the winning entries failed to have.
No, 95 per cent of people who read this blog are those who want to steal the subscribers.
I am joking, everyone reads this blog
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
Good entry. I think this one also pertains to psychology as you’ll often that “White People” (in the sense it’s used here) are keen to diagnose a person with various mental ailments (“She’s an agoraphobe”, “He has ‘commitment anxiety”…” and others).
I don’t think white people follow statistics, just go see how many white people play the lottery or go gambling at casino’s.
And 73% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
The statement, “$80 trillion: the amount spent by the US in the Iraqi war,” isn’t a statistic; it’s a fact… or fiction, but it’s not a statistic.
This explains why I have so much fun teaching statistics. About two weeks into the course, the students discover that in order to do any interesting statistical reasoning, YOU NEED TO KNOW SOME NON-TRIVIAL MATH. White people’s heads start exploding…
These winners are all TERRIBLE. They completely miss the mark.
It looks like we’ve already run out of things that white people like. It was fun while it lasted.
Modern Eyeglasses:
Since the development of the prescription eyeglasses, never has style
and design been more important to the white person, then it is now.
White people will search for months for that ideal pair of frames that
will perfectly accent their new pair of Saucony’s trainers and ironic
vintage t-shirt, and won’t think twice when that perfect pair costs
them $500.
White people have also gone as far as to spend hundreds of dollars on
modern frames strictly for aesthetic purposes. White people, even
with 20/20 vision, will purchase glasses without a prescription just
to fit in with other Macbook Air carrying white people within their
economic class.
But the real reason white people love modern, Scandinavian designed,
eyeglasses is that they love to look at themselves from a third person
point of view. When at a local, independent coffee house (not
Starbucks, see #82 Hating Corporations) white people will take the
time to see themselves through another persons eyes. Their choice of
eyeglasses plays a pivotal role in how a white person thinks they’re
being perceived by an onlooker. With the Sunday New York Times in
hand, and their square, black rimmed eyeglasses firmly in place, the
white person believes that their choice in frames will give them
instant credibility and the look of one with a superior intellect and
unquestionable style.
Side-note: a white person believes that if they look intelligent, then
they must actually be intelligent.
When engaging in a conversation with a white person who wears modern
eyeglasses, it is wise to compliment them on their choice of frames.
It is important, however, not to ask them where they might have
purchased them. A white person can become very protective of their
sources, seeing as it took them months and months to procure the exact
style they wanted. It’s best to leave it at a surface level, with a
polite compliment. Doing so will insure that you find favor in the
white persons eyes.
I *love* this one. Nice work, David!!!
I’m not implying that white people are on average less adept at math than non-whites. I’m pointing out that an understanding of advanced mathematics is uncommon in any population, except perhaps a population of mathematicians and the like. That includes white people.
Good 1!
haha, this one is decent as well. 4 & 5 are best.
Blah, this one made me bored….
What did you guys write about? My entries were on Prescription Medication and Old School Hip Hop. I thought I had a chance.
WhitE people also love finding typos.
“However, whit people are fascinated by…”
Yeah, pretty good.
Weak.
Oprah
Israel Kamakawiwo
“ER”
Dr. Green
Ethiopian
Beastie Boys
there are decidedly non-White, the WKOWP, and totally jewish.
Loser.
Look you dipshit aztec. Mexicans are mestizos and highly amerindian in blood and genes. Maybe this guy is a White-mexican, there are bout 10% of them in Mexico, but then why does he make a comment like “Whites don’t like math”.
Why guy in the pic is he?
PS White people know their own kind.
all 5 of these were horrible. my entry should have won. im never visiting this blog ever again. ever. wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Eh.
So true. So true.
Does anybody like math except for Asians? MAYBE Indians.
PS the Aztecs are ……… Indians.
They cannot be White.
Every mexican around has a aztec calendar somewhere on his wall. Mexico has an aztec indian symbol on its flag. On what basis would any sane person think indians are White Europeans?
Look like some mexicans are envious and want to be White, antonio silva being one of them. Not working.
Kinda, yeah.
Oh really?
then why are Whites teaching their kids mandarin chinese?
You prove my point. Each of these become non-white when they jumped the shark. To emphasize how true this is, while I was writing the entry, two of my friends sent me emails regarding things they had “found” before everyone else.
long-winded
Europeans are indeed Whites that wear trendy glasses.
In the USA, geeky glasses are only for homos, metrosexuals and jews (i.e. think oliver peoples).
PS Real White people have beautiful eyes and noses, therefore they would never seek to hide or obscure them.
Do you have idea how many compliments I’ve gotten on my eyes throughout my life? Why would I hide them behind some gay-fag glasses?
Trendy glasses can indeed obscure the ugly nose. It works for Jerry Springer, the next you see him on TV look at his nose.
Many hollywood types, that are ugly, use the glasses to obscure their odd facial features.
It obviously works on some, if people think these noticeable frames are a plus. Why?
It’s way better than the other entries, if only in its writing chops. it also rings VERY true. But is his kind of close to a previous clander entry?
Wow. You need to get some sleep.
Wah wah wah…
If you haven’t read this: http://travel.nytimes.com/2008/06/22/travel/22green.html?8dpc
White People will flip for EcoHoneymoons
WRONG KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE.
Yeah, that’s the first thing I saw. :blush:
hahahahaha
yes. white people are all psychiatrists.
“He doesnt’t vacuum. I think it’s because he has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.”
We will NEVER run out. We’ve only just begun. As many white people idiosyncrasies as there are, are you KIDDING? We’ll spend 62% of the rest of the millennium on white people’s ways.
why did the math major get christmas and halloween screwed up?
Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)
According to Saint Ex. “Les grandes personnes” also love statistics.
(White people also enjoy referencing foreign novels, specifically those of French origin.)
No, you miss the point.
All of those things are non-White to begin with. They are mostly blacks and jewish.
I’m saying that only loser Whites even identified or liked that list in the first place.
A well-adjusted White person does not eat Ethiopian food or watch jewish television programming.
This is beautiful. The Radiohead part is spot-on. Since Parachutes was first released I have said Coldplay is Radiohead circa 1996!
Amen. Put this baby to bed.
‘Night, JohnBoy. (cue outtro)
White people read Time???
Speaking of excuses… white people love statistics as long as they are excuses for their behavior or the stats show some sort of white quirkiness or supposed “superiority” … *Hey, did you know 72% of all new people on welfare are immigrants?” …but come up to a white person and whisper “White people have a rate of alcoholism 3x that of blacks” and they will get all frazzled and discombobulated. “Who did that statistic?” “What was the timeframe?” “Was it the first year of the war because the first year of the war, we were really drinking then.”
neil patrick harris.
first off, portnoy’s complaint, I must say (ironically) that you are a racist SOB. First off, if you’re really gonna be saying whites are smarter/have higher IQs, it’s been found that on average, white women are smarter. However, in men, it has been found that while the average IQ is lower than women’s average IQ, the ends of the bell curve reach much greater IQs. That is, there are some really stupid and ignorant white men out there (like you) and some geniuses like Einstein/Newtown/etc.
In general, people hate math. No race as a whole could be said to like a common thing, much less something as lame as math. This article is a joke, like every other article on this site. Don’t take it seriously by actually trying to be racist and saying whites and asians all love math, etc.
the typo that has “white people” as “whit people” is not my fault, I swear. The e-mail I sent to lander clearly has it as “white people”, no way I would misspell something as dumb as that =)
thanks to the people who like my writing style. I’ve found it’s kinda hit or miss with most of my teachers not liking it. but w/e, free book for me! also, I purposefully tied in some past entries such as “Hating your parents” and the one on the Ivy League.
finally, I’m the guy 2nd from the right wearing glasses. I am 100% colombian but have lived in the states 16 years and in colombia from when I was 5 til I was 8. Everyone who sees me immediately thinks I’m Jewish (which I’m not) or Middle Eastern/Arabic (which I’m not) which just goes to show how foolish race is in the end 🙂
also my IQ is 140 and I go to Duke. there’s not a lot of people smarter than me out there, regardless of race. I’m a pretty humble guy really, but don’t try to mess with Hispanics/any race
Yeah Portnoy is pretty much the Ben Gunn of this blog.
Wow, if these 5 were the BEST, I really want to see the worst. Not one of them had any of the wit or style of the actual SWPL writer. It also seemed like a stretch at best for most of them.
I am white and I like math!
But I do like sounding smarter than others… dammit! Well you wear your pants too low! 🙂
I guess we will agree to disagree. Although from your other posts I have noticed that you like to disagree with everyone just to be difficult. Rage on!
I just ate at this delightful Ethiopian eatery down the road last month! Spicy!!!
haha! i was thinking of this exact quote the whole time i was reading this!
I hate math so much I’m not even going to read the rest of the post.
not funny
New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Let’s go out sometime
dude , why are you such a tool? if your posts are real, you a limp-peckered tool.
if you are faking it, get over yourself, you’re not funny.
I know, shoulda thrown a little Harper’s Index action on that one.
I wouldn’t count the Mayans out on the math issue.
i used to eat there, but it got so popular, and they sold out
Seattle Whities get hip to new restaurant….
Love, Smothered in Yogurt
Giving in, impetuously, to the best Turkish restaurant in town.
By Jonathan Kauffma Published on June 18, 2008
Sometimes a great first date is as troublesome as a bad one. You talk excitedly about yoga and childhood pets, you spend the next few days all twitchy and distracted to see him again, yet you know there’s a good chance that on date two he’ll obsessively pick all the onions off his taco and check his text messages 15 times too often. Then there are those first dates that leave you iffy about your prospects for true love, but when you meet up a second time you realize that he has the most beautiful nose you’ve ever laid eyes on and he discovers that seven of his top 10 books are on your shelves.
Peter mumford
Turkuaz plate (babaghanuj, humus, cacik, and dolmas).
Details:
Bistro Turkuaz 1114 34th Ave., 324-3039, http://www.bistroturkuaz.com. MADRONA. Open for dinner Tues.–Sat.
The same is true, I’ve learned, with restaurants. “No hope/no fear” has become the mantra I recite each time I feel my stomach gathering in on itself at the fragile possibility of new love. The formula wasn’t enough to stave off worry when I returned to Bistro Turkuaz after some glorious appetizers and kofte kebabs. Would date number two be as good as date number one?
Date three is yet to come, but after date two, I’m ready to make the call: Turkuaz is a funny little restaurant, owned by a mother-daughter team, with a Made-in-France decor, a bare-bones wine list, and the best Turkish food in town.
Déjà vu struck on my first date with the Madrona restaurant last month, because it hadn’t changed a whit since I’d reviewed it in its previous incarnation, a French place called Bistro Mazaran. There were the same affluent-looking white women sitting on the other side of the blinds; the same closely spaced tables, red accents, and high ceiling armored in embossed tin plates, all giving the room a boudoirish charm; even the same Provençal landscapes and Toulouse-Lautrec prints tiled on one golden wall. The biggest shock: The same waitress, with dark eyes and ringletted black hair, stood at the ready. She had been my favorite part of my meals at Mazaran, with the studied formality of an ingenue in a period romance belying her wickedly deadpan sense of humor.
Once waitress, now owner—well, daughter of the owner. Her mother, Ugur Oskay, who is also the chef, lived in Germany for most of her life, where she owned a restaurant with her brother. She’s run a catering business since moving to Seattle three years ago. Ugur used her experience to help friend Nohra Jacobs open up Mazaran a year ago. But an awful run of luck—family problems, an accident—shut Jacobs down several times (including a week after my review of the place was published in the Weekly), and she eventually turned the business over to Oskay in November.
Oskay didn’t change much. When she and daughter Dila reopened the place in mid-April, they simply printed the menu on the same paper in the same damn typeface, switching out the beef Bourguignon for patlican, mucver, and kofte kebabs. The first two are listed amid a long list of appetizers, while the flip side of the menu lists a half-dozen entrees and three desserts. Those proportions aren’t a bad guide to ordering a meal: For three people, Dila recommended we get three or four meze, as they’re called, and two entrees, and it was just the right amount of food—at about $30 a person, not including wine.
Meze, the tapas of Turkey, are meant to be enjoyed both in taverns—with glasses of milky, anise-intense raki and water—or at the beginning of a home-cooked meal. Many of the appetizers will seem familiar: humus, babaghanuj, shepherd’s salad. If the different combinations of eggplant, peppers, mint, garlic, and, above all, yogurt—more sour than you’ve tasted, yet more unctuous, and dolloped on every plate—remind you of your visits to Greek or Lebanese restaurants, thank the Ottoman Empire, which had the same influence on the food of the eastern Mediterranean as McDonald’s and Pizza Hut have had on North America.
It wasn’t the ingredient list that impressed me, it was Ugur’s sure sense of balance, which gave these simple dishes a refinement that seemed particularly Turkish. In the patlican, cubes of roasted eggplant appeared to be drowned in a garlicky yogurt sauce sprinkled with flecks of reddish, sweet-tart dried sumac berries, but when I scooped up some on a pita triangle, the velvety, sweet chunks of eggplant were matched by the perfect tang. The acuka (ah-DJOO-kah), Turkuaz’s house specialty, blended roasted walnuts with red peppers, oil, garlic, and a touch of lemon juice so perfectly that their toasty, sweet, vegetal notes all fused together.
A few of the dishes were merely good, in the sense that we cleaned off the plates but did it slowly. There were fritters of shredded zucchini and feta, topped with a spoonful of strained yogurt, which I savored but would have inhaled had they been fresh instead of reheated—”I made them myself yesterday!” Dila told us—and a casserole of shrimp baked in tomato sauce that I enjoyed but wouldn’t order again. (While I’m grouping all my gripes: At dessert time, sugar syrup and time had bled all the crackle out of the phyllo crust of Oskay’s chocolate baklava. Of course, that didn’t stop me from running my finger around the plate to pick up the rest of the ground nuts.)
That wasn’t the case with the kofte kebab: fat slider-sized patties of ground lamb, each on its own spoonful of chunky tomato sauce. The kofte were good enough on their own, but when I dipped bites in cacik (a yogurt sauce with cucumbers, mint, and garlic) and touched their surface to tiny piles of ground cumin and sumac on the plate, each bite hit the palate differently, like walking around a statue while looking at it through a prism.
I spent a few weeks trying not to think too hard about the meal, spending the meantime reading through my Turkish cookbooks (not a good substitute, let me tell you), before tentatively making plans to return.
But meal number two wasn’t just equal to the first; it was better.
There were no sharp lemon notes, unpureed chunks of chickpeas, or overwhelming garlic blasts in the humus, yet all those flavors were present in the light, creamy puree. Same with the babaghanuj, which had an appealing smokiness. And it was hard to tell how cucumber, garlic, and herbs came together to augment the yogurt in the cacik; yogurt’s not a subtle ingredient, but its sour impact contained subtly varied swaths of flavor. (In the future, I hope the cooks will introduce even more, and more unfamiliar, meze. I’d also like to see the Oskays expand their affordably priced wine list to include more bold, distinctive wines from southern Italy and Greece that would pair even better with the food than the pinot gris and cabs they currently offer.)
After the meze, we ordered two kebabs, speared on thin metal blades with ornate handles: chicken, covered in herbs, and the Turkuaz special, skewered slices of marinated lamb. Kebabs can seem like backyard barbecue fare, but these both reminded me why so many cultures love chopping meat in small chunks, marinating the hell out of it, then twirling the skewer over high flames: Just about the time a smoky, crisp-charred crust forms on the outside of each piece, the insides hit that juiciest, just-cooked point. The chicken skewer was served with rice and cacik for slathering on top, while the lamb skewer was perched on what looked like the messiest concoction ever but tasted indescribably good: pita chunks and roasted eggplant tossed with tomato sauce and ringed with at least a cup of thick, smooth white yogurt.
I can’t say that Turkuaz’s food is the most rapturous ever—it’s Turkish home cooking, not a four-star banquet—but it’s made with such care I couldn’t help falling in love. In other words, no hope, no fear, only hunger.
jkauffman@seattleweekly.com
Stuff WP like: Jews and Black People.
Get over it.
BTW Fender, that post was funny.
“On the Road is so overrated, Big Sur is pure poetry.
Actually all the beats are overrated, except Malcolm Lowry.”
Back in university, that got me laid every time.
That is so insulting to Radiohead. Isn’t Radiohead the postmodern Pink Floyd anyway?
No WP do not hate math. A lot of them are flash developers and hardcore coders.
Uh, what the hell is this?
I knew that dude in high school. Big head.
I’m passing this along to all the white math teachers I know. Good one!
This “essay” has the SWPL tone all wrong. REAL SWPL white people would encourage their daughters to play softball in order to rub elbows and…..with lesbians. Stat examples should be…..”Ninety five-percent of sideshow injuries occur while ghost riding the Prius without a helmet” or “I don’t care if Al Gore didn’t invent the internet, 90-percent of Swarthmore grads believe his bust should be on Mt. Rushmore.”
More and more white parents are choosing to forgo good old fashioned procreation in favor of a new form of brood-expansion – international adoption.
For many white people, international adoption is a form of psychological regression, a way of releasing pent-up feelings of anguish over a lost romance with a particularly exotic Asian, African, or Indian lover from college days gone by. For others, foreign adoption is an alternative form of international humanitarian aide, minus the political implications and long-term culture shock. For others still, it is a way of displaying your cultural savvy and prowess, giving monolingual white mothers and fathers the chance to parent the multilingual child of their dreams. (See “Multilingual Children”.)
Even white celebrities are catching onto the trend. Take it from Angelina Jolie or Madonna – foreign, adopted children are all the rage.
Adopting a non-white American child is a poor substitute for international adoption. Adoptive parents are expected to share personal stories of their life-changing travel experiences en route to meeting their adopted child with other parents. Multiple international adoptions are especially encouraged, increasing your credibility among other white people (especially if your children are of multiple ethnic backgrounds, a la Jolie-Pitt). A combination of Asian, African, Middle Eastern, and/or Hispanic children will earn you the admiration of other white parents, since essentially, you are killing two birds with one stone – achieving the marks of parenthood and humanitarianism at the very same time. This displays your racial open-mindedness and complete disregard for appearances or skin color, because although you yourself are confined to white skin, you are certainly not confined to white children.
I find this funny because I’m white and my dad was a math major and an engineer, and my brother was in AP Calculus in high school.
Funny how easy it is to over-generalize.
Indians ARE Asians.
They just don’t like to admit it.
This is far better than any of the winners. The ER bit made me laugh out loud.
Actually this old white guy loves math. Give me Calculus and Differential Equations anyday. I hate Statistics. Hated it as a student 45 years ago and hate it as a teacher today. It’s all BS to me. Statistics are so easy to manipulate to say anything you want them to say.
Joe
🙂
yeah I think they are trying to latch on to the caucasian thing.
why because they figured out the longest day of the year?
that’s not calculus.
Congrats to the winners and thanks to Christian for a great contest. Here’s my losing entry below.
– Neil
Neil’s blog: http://www.1000awesomethings.wordpress.com
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EXPENSIVE SHAMPOOS
If you stay over at a white person’s house and have a shower in their shower, there is a good chance you will notice a few small bottles of very expensive shampoo and conditioner sitting on their high-end shower organizer. White people have moved on past Pantene and Head and
Shoulders and now consider their novelty bed-head looks and scraggly no-part mop tops worth preserving with only the highest quality ingredients.
On the subject of price, most white people will quickly tell you that expensive salon-purchased shampoos are really a great deal because they are not ‘watered down’, like your bland drug-store varieties, and therefore you need ‘only a dot’ to work your full scalp into a rich lather. If cornered, white people may even insist they buy ‘only one bottle a year.’
To win a white person over, simply ask them for a shampoo or conditioner recommendation. Their face will beam as they pretend they are a Hair Scientist and ask you questions like “How often do you wash your hair?” and “How dry is your scalp?” Be honest, and then take their recommendations seriously with slow, stern nodding. There are few things a white person loves more than convincing other people to try expensive shampoos.
But be careful. If you don’t change the subject, you may soon find yourself listening to an hour long lecture trumpeting the virtues of camel hair shaving brushes, MAC cosmetics, and twelve-dollar natural deodorant sticks.
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yeah,i’m white and love maths. i’m glad this one didn’t win!
ps. all the other ones on this site are good though.
When that movie a “Beautiful Mind” came out I thought I was going to lose my mind because I though there was going to be an increase in pricks starting out sentences with “According to Game Theory”
None of the above was true, that is until the jew started injecting his culture into that of Whites.
Freud is an idiot, trying to tell us all that incest is the key to the White mind. So many Whites have fallen for jew-inspired psycho-babble, and the above posts prove it.
Pathetic.
whisper “White people have a rate of alcoholism 3x that of blacks” and they will get all frazzled and discombobulated.
Who denies that? Blacks also smoke less cigarettes than do Whites (and asians). Jews drink far less than do Whites. Whites are different from the aforementioned.
BELIEVE ME, White people are not afraid of raw stats and the truth.
It’s the liberal, non-whites, and anti-White bigots that always hide statistics and the truth.
Check out black-on-white crime stats that are hidden from White Americans. If Whites ever really understood how bad they are, they’d finally do something about it all.
“whit people”
Only 7% of white people mistype the word “white.”
Um….Mo: Kerouac was an “anti-semite”, as Jews call those they dislike and hate.
Kerouac was the perfect goy frontman for jew-inspired trash. Ginsberg? ugly as sin. Demonic facial features. Pure semite, through and through.
Jews do not like Whites, and Blacks do like Whites much either despite 40 years of welfare and all kinds of preferences. The history of jewish hostility to its host nations’ cultures is time-tested and easy to footnote.
Blacks play the lottery, not Whites.
Asians love casino gambling more than Whites do.
White kick-ass at UFC and boxing though.
Yeah, think about when this blog starts talking about real Whites, not the limp-wristed and liberal douche versions.
Plenty more to cover.
what specifically do you object to?
slurs and name-calling is really weak. Say something of substance or don’t waste our time.
David: are you high right now? what the F are you saying?
Stop snorting all that columbian coke and remain coherent.
You might very well be a crypto-jew/marrano and not even know it. Did your family own slave ships or slave plantations?
PS there are differences in the races and NE Asians rank the highest.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations#National_IQ_estimates
Were you one of those that hoped the White lacrosse players were guilty. I bet an asshole like you already had a song in the works. Write a song about lying bitch black hookers, that’s never been done and actually it would be more original than the implied anti-White racist hate/guilt found in most alternative songs.
more propaganda for Turkey and Israel to weasel into the “EU”, its sports competitions, business deals etc.
Look for Israel to weasel for EU benefits, however without having to give up its racist policies or reform its consitution.
Turkey for some reason is actually being held to a higher standard than is Israel when it comes to racism and bigotry,
PS look who wrote that non-White drivel: Jonathan Kauffman (a non-white jew).
Why is this being posted on a White blog?
statistics: 99% of white people think their entries are better. Shown above.
I second that opinion. I really think he should post the WORST entry.
that entire post is a symptom of White sickness. Definitely the wrong kind of White people.
Did any of you know that Angelina Jolie’s black adopted daughter Zahara (the offspring of a woman raped at knife-point) has been assaulting Angelina and Brad’s biological White child? Out of jealousy, skin color, etc?
It’s sick. Totally sick. It also shows one how inherited genes matter, and the daughter of a black rapist will inherit genes from him.
SICKNESS: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-501284/Angelina-Jolie-My-blonde-haired-natural-daughter-Shiloh-outcast-family.html
True. Good essay.
Whites (although not hipsters) like cleanliness. There is nothing like a fastidious well-turned out White women wearing perfume and nice clothes. Nothing like it and nothing can top it!!!!
this is a good one, much better than the 5 that won; I don’t know what happened to those guys, but this shit sucks, although one of them was ok
nice going; hopefully it’ll get in the next time
Portney, for the most part all you do is pick apart other people’s posts. I would love to see you write on a topic and present it here for all of us to see. Are you up the challenge?
Here is a statistic. 80% of these entries are over the word count.
lol one word over for me 🙂
not my fault lander messed up, i have it right on my original entry
I hope you realise that with all your quoting of “IQ” and “bell curve” findings and everything, you’ve been doing exactly what your article talks about. And if you want to give evidence to show how smart you art, please, please do not cite your IQ score. There are few things in the world that are are at the same time so unreliable a predicter of intelligence yet still so pompous a thing to showcase. Also, your statement that “In general, people hate math” is just plain untrue.
rofl you, my friend, are cracking me up. first off learn to spell (colOmbia), second of all, most of the crack that is grown here goes to guess where? not a lot of people do drugs here, actually, it’s all the white teenagers in the US. Ranking intelligence is biased no matter what since the phrasing of a test can make all the difference. It is impossible to argue that one race is smarter than the other. I don’t know/care if my ancestors were Jewish. I was just trying to make the point that you can’t tell someone’s race just by looking at them.
Actually I’d rather keep race out of the picture in general, especially when writing songs. I don’t think songs about “lying hookers” would sell well to my target audience, though I guess you’re right in that there are enough sick people like you who might actually buy that music. And why would I want the white players to be guilty? I knew it was suspicious all along and that the media was blowing the issue out of proportion. I’ll always stick up for people from my school
And btw that information came from a class that I took on creativity and the mind at a school you would never in a million years be able to get into
says the idiot who thinks I’m high for not understanding what I said in a post
ooo name-calling? real mature. Glasses like other glasses of the same sex? Is that how they’re “gay-fag”? I don’t see what else you could mean…
And white people often use these things called “contacts”…
who are you talking about, the racist, ignorant, religious idiot conservatives?
lol what? most people, regardless of race, take spanish in high school.
wow so you HAVE to be a misanthrope based on the fact that you’ve dissed every race at least once… you are awesome
wow, you know SO much aobut mexicans, thanks for giving us that fact about calendars! clearly it is true!
and btw our drummer’s from Iran. He’s the one on the far left. our group’s half-minority, bet you couldn’t tell. does it even matter?
nice grammar and anti-semitism. you make me proud since you make SO much sense. lol jewish hostility? aren’t they usually the ones who get kicked out for being jews and not for actually having done anything wrong?
pyramids and astronomic calculations, along with the countless numbers of books burned by ignorant European explorers, might just count as math
yup, just like this whole site does. lol. and just cuz your family’s good at math doesn’t mean they like it. I got a 5 in calc bc junior year but did not enjoy a minute of it =)
lol where does it say anything about being “assaulted”? you are retarded
I’m taking statistics now! I’m white! I don’t like it!
Although there is something weirdly satisfying about being able to work through the formulas required for a t-test. I mean, it’s just not everyday you meet someone who can. Or would want to, for that matter.
IQ isn’t that unreliable of a predictOr, and I only quoted it because portnoy’s complaint, a huge asshole, insinuated that I was dumb by saying my IQ was below par. As you can see I am not, and based on my writing skills, I’m sure you can tell I am not. if not, I don’t really mind, but it really pisses me off to see people like PC say such stupid shit. I wouldn’t say my statement about people liking math is untrue either =) .
Good one!
Well done.
“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.” – Homer Simpson
http://www.stuffhipyoungchristianslike.blogspot.com
75% of American women report that they were tomboys.
That’s white American women, of course.
I think this writer has forgotten that the even bigger white people fetish is saying ‘statistics are always unreliable’ before coming up with some paltry evidence as to how they are.
WP really really reallly like The Harper’s Index.
“White people hate math.”
Right, the race that invented calculus, and the race that consistently defeats other races in standardized math tests to such a degree that it necessitates “affirmative action”, is bad at math.
No, you don’t, in fact, get to start off an article proclaiming whitey’s love of statistics with the super contradictory lead sentence “White people hate math.” It simply is illogical. No, it does not qualify as “dadaist” either.
What fucking planet do you live on?
“White people love sounding smarter than their peers and will jump at any chance to use a statistic if it’s applicable to the conversation in any way.”
Munoz. That’s a hispanic name, yes? Hispanics are covered by affirmative action. Affirmative action hire, making fun of (while simultaneously and fucktardedly denying) whitey’s superior numeracy…this is funny? Watch your back, Paul Rodriguez!
As a blue eyed blond half Jamaican half Japanese rugby playing professional hiker who enjoys knitting and camping, I must object to the stereotypes in your post!!! I must also use multiple exclamation marks!!! In every sentence!!! Stop the madness!!!
I love songs about lying hookers. And Duke is overrated.
Or 100% of the authors at StuffBlackPeopleLikeBlog.com are white.
Good work!
Portnoy’s complaint drinks his own pee.
“However, whit people are fascinated by “the power of statistics” since the math has already been done for them.”
Following the whole “white people love to find typos”… I believe you meant:
“However, white people are fascinated by “the power of statistics” since the math has already been done for them.”
i like to commit typos on purpose. Then when people try to correct me…i tell them that its dramatic punctuation. white people like the concept of creating new rules to justify their breaking of other ones. that and it sounds cool
83% of white people drive cars whereas 1% understand how it works.
You can prove anything with statistics. 19% of all people know that.
Yeah…finally a good entry!
Chances are if you go to any graduate statistics department in North America, you’d find this entry to be wildly inaccurate, but still a funny one nonetheless.
I don’t need affirmative action for anything. btw I got an 800 on SAT math, doesn´t look like I was “defeated”, which makes it sound as if the SAT and other standardized tests are a war, which is dumb. Also, in Colombia, as well as many other countries in the world, a significant number of students see calculus either before or by the time they are juniors in high school. Not really the case in the US…
and affirmative action was made for many people, such as Hispanic kids whose family makes less than 40k a year and whose parents may not have even gotten past elementary school. English may not even be their first language, which makes the SAT that much more fun. They may have worked in farms as migrant workers for most of their lives and still found time to go to school, sometimes even at night. They don’t have the benefit of getting in to a school because of “legacy” or because they are football/lacrosse/basketball players.
I’ve grown up my entire life surrounded by white people. In high school and even in college I’m often the only hispanic person in the class, but it’s not because of affirmative action since my resumé is as good, if not better than, the other students’. In summary, I feel I know white people pretty well and, in terms of culture, I admit I myself am pretty “white”. So please don’t make me out to be someone who I’m not (though it shouldn’t matter if I were to be the person you have made me out to be) based on my Hispanic last name, which I am proud to have
key word graduate statistics. class of no more than what, 50 in a large college? who in their right mind would actually want to learn the calculus and other math needed to actually GET THEIR OWN statistics? =) I speak for the masses lol
key words: graduate statistics. class of no more than what, 50 in a large college? who in their right mind would actually want to learn the calculus and other math needed to actually GET THEIR OWN statistics? =) I speak for the masses lol
key word graduate statistics. class of no more than what, 50 in a large college? who in their right mind would actually want to learn the calculus and other math needed to actually GET THEIR OWN statistics? =) I speak for the masses lol
among other weird things he does
Make that 80%!
The most widely taught foreign language in the U.S. is Spanish. That includes grade school, high school, and college.
Magazines are extremely important to white people, and to refer to Time (which no self-respecting white person would read) when you mean Harper’s (note proper use of apostrophe) shows that you are the wrong kind of white person.
All white people read the following magazines:
1. The New Yorker
2. Harper’s
3. The Atlantic Monthly.
When you talk to white people, you should rest assured that they have read the latest issue of one of these magazines or can easily refer to a past issue. (They might not have read any of this, but that’s beside the point.)
And if you really want to impress a white person, mention how you enjoyed the latest issue of The Paris Review. No one actually reads this, and very few white people can even pretend to have read it. White people are more impressed with someone who reads the Paris Review than they are with someone who attended Yale Law School.
Bonus points: mention how you think McSweeney’s sucks. All white people love to hate McSweeney’s.
Ugh. I am officially done with this site. I can’t believe all of this garbage won. Five completely banal, unfunny winners. I cringe to see the competition if these five were selected.
I can’t believe the extent of your retardedness. Did you inheret those genes from your daddy, Portnoy?
Yes, but graduate school is stuffwhitepeoplelike certified (#81), so a graduate school in stats should be something like a Whole Foods/Target store, i.e., something that whitepeoplereallylike.
What is the difference between math. i.e. you do the math…
and maths?
Here in the U.K we have mathematics AND arithmetic…
I cannot do either of them anyway.
Winner #685
🙂
English Major
When choosing a college major, white people often choose the tried and true English major rather than the last resort of Undeclared. When asked why, they will give the convincingly believable reason that an English major will help them get accepted into law or med school. Worst case scenario is that they can always go to grad school for that arts degree and work at the local coffee shop and be the most intelligent, misunderstood barista there. Being misunderstood adds to the mystique of the English major.
Whenever a college student announces that he or she is an English major, be sure to state, “But you already know English!” This will reaffirm his or her belief that no one understands the value of a great liberal arts program. When speaking to an English major, whether a current student or a proud graduate, always comment on how well they speak English and how flawless their grammar is. Also mention the decline of the English language since the Elizabethan Age. Many English majors have learned some very funny jokes while enduring long, boring seminars on Chaucer and the Romance of the Rose. They will even share these jokes with you if you let down your guard. English majors are proud of the fact that they are native English speakers.
When engaging in a conversation with an English major, be sure to nod in agreement but never interrupt. There is no need to start an argument. Oftentimes, he or she will start one without your assistance. For example, the conversation may suddenly turn to The Wasteland, and without your aid, he or she will begin arguing whether T.S. Eliot was American or British. Be sure not to get involved in the argument. If you would like to change the subject, simply mention how the Nobel Committee screwed James Joyce.
In order to gain the confidence and friendship of an English major, be sure to ask about his or her writing: “What are you working on now?” But don’t expect an answer immediately. In fact, don’t expect to learn any details about anything he or she has ever written. You will only hear about how difficult it is to write. Be sure to ask to read a recent work. Of course, the reply will be, “I haven’t let anyone read it yet. Very few people will understand all the literary allusions.” Give them a consoling look and say, “It must be hard to write with all the long hours you put in at the coffee shop.”
A Much Better Entry than Winners #1,2,3 & 5
Watching Foreign Films
It is not enough that white people like to deem themselves movie buffs, and can recite quotes from an endless repertoire of films—something they often use as a gauge for determining their superiority over other white people—but it is also a widespread custom amongst white people to actually pay to see a foreign film that is directed by some director whose last name they cannot pronounce, but who will inevitably win some type of independent film award.
In fact, the more obscure the film is (meaning one that is filmed in a language not belonging to any of the major Romance languages), then the more intrigued the white person becomes and will immediately rush to see the film. While there has been a rise in foreign films that have become very popular over the last decade (e.g., Life is Beautiful, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), it is not considered a true foreign film amongst white people unless it has a limited release and can only be seen in select major cities across the country at arthouse theatres that employ staff with names like Leaf and Ambrosia.
Sometimes these foreign films can be seen at film festivals in major cities like the Tribeca Film Festival. It is imperative for any true white film connoisseur to attend these screenings—even more so than English-speaking films—particularly the ones in which the Director is present for a Q&A at the end of the screening. Attending one of these screenings with a Director Q&A is a momentous event in the life of any white person. It allows them the opportunity to offer their opinions and dissect the film with its creators, therefore, demonstrating that they themselves would make excellent film directors.
If you want to befriend a white person, all you must do is ask them to name their favorite foreign films of all time, and when you tell them you have never heard of those movies before, they will instantly feel assured of their foreign film cred and then they will invite you over for a marathon viewing.
I came a cross an essay about this website
http://crujonessociety.com/2008/06/26/stuff-white-people-like/
Kickball
By the way this one is just stupid. White people love math because they want everyone to know how smarty they really are so they work hard at it. Walk into any university Statistics class right now and observe. You will see white after white answering every question and loving the fact they where right. Further more ask one for help on a question and they will undoubtedly give you the reason they are so good at Statistics before the session is done.
love it
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dude – you are crazy…this is just a hip spot that white folks will eat at. in seattle.
you need help
wow you’re awesome, but clearly our entries were better and that’s why they won =)
I’m surprised you refer to Spanish as a ‘foreign’ language. Maybe there’s hope after all for RKOP.
I’m surprised you refer to Spanish as a ‘foreign’ language. A minor concession to what’s left of the dominant culture. Maybe there’s hope after all for RKOWP.
Clearly! 🙂
David, You wrote a great article, deserving of the prize, and possibly the most funny and a propos of the articles concerning us white people.
Don’t let some faceless coward like “Whitey” make you feel like you have to explain yourself. I find it really hilarious that idiots like him and “Portnoy’s Complaint” sit behind their desks at their computers with their chests sticking out, pounding out racist venom, knowing there will be no consequences for what they say. It’s the ultimate in cowardess. I would bet my life that if there was any risk of confrontation, you wouldn’t hear a peep out of guys like them. They are much more content to hide in the shadows whispering their hateful nonsense to each other, or spilling it out anonymously in a forum like this.
The bottom line is…we don’t all think like that, because many of us “whiteys” are intelligent, and aware of our and our ancestors great history and cultures, as well as those of others.
PS – When did this this become a vehicle for racist assholes to spew their propaganda? I thought it was about writing.
why did you post this? get a blog.
Good, except that white people who read TIME are the wrong kind of white people.
Yes! Pink Floyd is dead(ish), long live Radiohead!
Will Gilmour come to his $en$e$ and join Roger? It could be great, and is still possible. But Radiohead is touring *now*; their gig in Dallas was transcendent. I’m looking forward to their headlining a night of the Outside Lands festival later this summer in the Golden Gate Park.
Rock on with your mo self. 🙂
Your argumentation is awful, well below the standards I am used to.
Have you considered hiring a white person to formulate more intelligent arguments on your behalf? For example, you are about the 8.432 E^21st consecutive minority to claim on the internet that you scored an 800 on your math SATs; after the first 3.96E^8 or so, it started becoming a less and less credible claim.
A white person can point this out to you, and help you avoid appearing like yet another clown minority making outlandish claims that even the lowest ranking white person would find implausible.
Do you have children? Have you ever been around small children? Even if what you’re saying is true (and I’ve nearly no confidence that it is) it’s got nothing to do with her ethnicity. Most children go through a hitting/biting/pinching phase. It’s part of that lack of impulse control and low tolerance for frustration that toddlers are notorious for.
I’ve known several people – all white – who have nearly died of embarrassment after they stood on their heads to get their children into an expensive daycare or pre-K program, only to have the child get expelled because of hitting another child. (Most of those programs have a “two strikes and you’re out” policy.)
Speaking as a bonde hair blue eyed black person who loves Broadway musicals and can be super picky when shopping with my iPhone, I agree!!! With multiple punctuation!!! You show those bigots how awesomely intolerant we are of intolerance!!!
I think we need more human rights commissions and hate speech laws in America!!! Like they have in Canada!!! So we can crack down on free speech!!! Whitey and Portnoy make me skeeeeeeeeered and make me pee my pants and cry for my mommy!!! Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllp!!!
P.S. Oh I almost forgot I also scored 800 on my math SAT!!!
Me too!!!
What a clever retort!
PS – In no way did I imply that you can’t write what you want, Whitey, just that you’re a moron and a coward. Thanks for solidifying that.
Hey, I’m white, and I invented an entire field of mathematics, probability, which encompasses statistics. What fucking planet do you live on where “White people hate math.”? That is the stupidest goddamned thing I ever heard.
A statistical analysis of the 100 greatest mathematicians and 100 greatest theorums shows that whitey is overwhelmingly the very best at math. Let’s take a closer look at one such list up to the 20th century:
Ahmes c. 1650 B C
Pythagoras c.540 BC
Hippocrates c.440 BC (that’s Hippocrates of Chios, NOT the physician who lived around the same time).
Plato c.430-c.349 BC
Hippias c.425 BC
Theaetetus c.417-369 BC
Archytas c.400 B C
Xenocrates 396-314 BC
Theodorus c.390 BC
Aristotle 384-322 BC
Menaechmus c.350 BC
Euclid c.300 BC
Archimedes c.287-212 BC
Nicomedes c.240 BC
Eratosthenes c.230 BC
Diocles c. 180 B C
Hipparchus c. 180-e. 125 B C
Heron of Alexandria c.75
Ptolemy c.85-c.165
Nicomachus of Gerasa C.100
Theon of Smyrna c. 125
Diophantus Ist or 3 rd century
Pappus c.320
Iamblichus c.325
Proclus 410-485
Tsu Ch’ung-Chi 430-501
Brahmagupta c.628
Al-Khwarizmi c.825
Thabit ibn Qurra 836-901
Mahavira c.850
Bhaskara 1114-c.1185
Leonardo of Pisa, called Fibonacci c. 1 170-after 1240
al-Banna, Ibn 1256-1321
Chu Shih-chieh c. 1303
Pacioli, Fra Luca c.1445-1517
Leonardo da Vinci 1452-1519
Dürer, Albrecht 1471-1528
Stifel, Michael 1486/7-1567
Tartaglia, Niccolo c.1500-1557
Cardano, Girolamo (also known as Cardan) 1501-1576
Recorde, Robert c.1510-1558
Ferrari, Ludovico 1522-1565
Viete, Francois 1540-1603
Ceulen, Ludolph van 1540-1610
Stevin, Simon 1548-1620
Napier, John 1550-1617
Cataldi, Pietro Antonio 1552-1626
Briggs, Henry 1561-1630
Kepler, Johannes 1571-1630
Oughtred, William c.1574-1660
Bachet, Claude-Gaspar, de Meziriac 1581-1638
Mersenne, Marin 1588-1648
Girard, Albert c.1590-c.1633
Desargues, Girard 1591-1661
Descartes, Rene 1596-1650
Fermat, Pierre de 1601-1665
Brouncker, Lord William c.1620-1684
Pascal, Blaise 1623-1662
Huygens, Christian 1628-1695
Newton, Isaac 1642-1727
Leibniz, Gottfried Wilhelm 1646-1716
Bernoulli, Johann 1667-1748
Machin, John 1680-1751
Bernoulli, Nikolaus 1687-1759
Goldbach, Christian 1690-1764
Stirling, James 1692-1770
Euler, Leonhard 1707-1783
Buffon, Count Georges 1707-1788
Lambert, Johann 1728-1777
Lagrange, Joseph Louis 1736-1813
Wilson, John 1741-1793
Wessel, Caspar 1745-1818
Laplace, Pierre Simon de 1749-1827
Legendre, Adrien Marie 1752-1833
Nieuwland, Pieter 1764-1794
Ruffini, Paolo 1765-1822
Argand, Jean Robert 1768-1822
Gauss, Karl Friedrich 1777-1855
Brianchon, Charles c.1783-1864
Binet, Jacques-Philippe-Marie 1786-1856
Möbius, August Ferdinand 1790-1868
Babbage, Charles 1792-1871
Laine, Gabriel 1795-1870
Steiner, Jakob 1796-1863
de Morgan, Augustus 1806-1871
Liouville, Joseph 1809-1882
Shanks, William 1812-1882
Catalan, Eugene Charles 1814-1894
Hermite, Charles 1822-1901
Riemann, Bemard 1826-1866
Venn, John 1834-1923
Lucas, Edouard 1842-1891
Cantor, George 1845-1918
Lindemann, Ferdinand 1852-1939
Hilbert, David 1862-1943
Lehmer, D. N. 1867-1938
Hardy, G. H. 1877-1947
Ramanujan, Srinivasa 1887-1920
What did you get this off of a white history site? lol Where’d you get this list.
Seriously though most of the people I know that might be better than me at math usually are asian or indian asian or white lol. I mean I’m pretty good at math but i’m just saying that if white people in general supposedly hate math I’d have never guessed…..from HS and into college all but 2 of my math teachers were white and man they LOVED math lol like people might really love chocolate (that aren’t allergic).
Lol white people aren’t the only ones that love statistics trust me or not….I know a lot of black people that love throwing statistics at you as well……yeah.
Thanks to everyone on the shout-outs.
Isn’t it Harper’s that does the stats in each issue?
As I am white, I feel the need to point out that when this message shows up in my inbox, that the formatting is all off. I feel that this should be tagged to the “white people & grammar” post. Formatting is just as much an issue as grammar is; and being white, I am offended that the formatting of this entry is not up to par with the others. Statistically speaking, I am sure that 97% of the white people who have read this entry are thinking the same thing; however, in fear of feeling disrespectful, have refrained from commenting.
Lol sorry I’m not in control of the formatting of my entry? lol. oh white people. and I also wasn’t in control of the spelling of “whit people” since my entry had it right. whatever.
I would love to see argumentation that is up to your “standards”. I’m pretty sure mine’s pretty good seeing how affirmative action is legal for a reason.
so maybe I got a 790 🙂 I omitted a question since I figured I got the rest right and didn’t feel like answering the last question
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Yes, surely the reference should be to Harper’s. Which, by the way, is probably another thing that White People Like, which takes care of John’s response that Time readers are the “wrong kind of white people.”
tarheel fan? lol
anyone can cough up a euro-centric list.
How many? 1 in 5???
Uh, yeah, white people love math so much that white math majors are always invited to the hippest parties. NOT. Most talented white under/grad students are excluded from hanging out with their WP brethren, unless they need help in math or want to vicariously bestow our math ability when their own inadequate skills are questioned. Most friends end up being Asian (east/south) and the other few white mathies, btw.
White math student = auto wrong kind of white person.
Your list is white mathematicians…which is a subset of all mathematicians. Duh~!
Does subset ring a bell?
Stop smoking that shit. It’s bad for your brain.
The stat is actually, “98% of women who play softball are lesbians.”
dude, you’re as good as Hitler. thanks!
can i tell that that i touch myself when i read your posts?
thanks!
– Tim Robbins
you are such a tool. your own comment calls out what is most annoying about the vast majority (over 65%) of YOUR posts. Your scribblings are just slurs and name-calling, and no substance, except for some regurgitated weird white-power pablam.
who’s time do you refer to as ‘our’ time – is the plural all the voices in your head?
Or,more likley, are you some group of acne-ridden anne ryand fans who cant get a date and decided to post on this blog after you lost your 12-sided DnD dice, and got tired of playing Halo3?
do tell
“Disclaimer: 100% of these statistics were made up”
Was this statistic made up?
That guy is so white.
If I had to stop enjoying all the artists who are assholes, that would make my world a less interesting place. I grappled with this “Heidegger’s a nazi” thing earlier in my youth, but fuck it, if the work’s not offensive, it doesn’t change my experience of beauty or whatever, one bit.
thank you! lol
i would like to b anal w/ your sug tts.
OMG that article is soooo funny. It reads like one of the one’s clander posts that sound like a SWPL parody of itself, only isn’t.
Angelina is such a dolt sometimes, check this:
She added: “I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors.
“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.
“But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”
hahahaha
PS: Portnoy, I am in no way agreeing with you…
Some lottery trends pasted below…
Obviously WHITE people play the lottery, and gamble, in general.
It is subjective whether they play ‘more’ or ‘less’ than other races. Most studies show that the same percentage of the population of each of the races play at the same participation rate, but black people, especialy men, play a greater amount when they play.
Your comment that white people don’t play lotteries is ignorant, at best. If you have EVER spent any time in any small town in any state that allows bingo, casinos, or lotteries would prevent you from making that comment. It’s too bad you don’t get out from whatever urban center you live in and type your drivel.
Lottery and gambling trends:
Men are slightly more likely to play lottery games than women.
Participation is lowest for those aged sixty-four and up.
Single people spend less on lottery tickets than married or divorced people.
Per capita lottery spending is highest for those aged forty-five to sixty-four years.
Participation rates do not differ significantly by race or ethnicity. However, per capita spending by African-Americans is higher than for any other group.
Per capita spending is higher for those respondents who did not complete high school and for low-income households.
OK, ok, I’m officially coming out of the closet.
I know a Mexican who went to MIT.
Only one, though.
cite, not site.
I am a racist who loooooooves spewing anti-minority propaganda. WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!
I took Spanish all four years of high school but it was only so I could nail my teacher.
Which I did, by the way.
And I got good grades.
And he recommended me to WHO’S WHO AMONG AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS.
This is hilarious ! I’m white (British) and I have to admit, I like most things you’ve mentionned here, lol!
I don’t see anything nasty in your posts. I come from a family where we are all very good at self mockery ,and we all constantly take the mick out of our family quirks…
Loved this and your SOH. Makes me feel part of an even bigger family ! (even if it’s really silly things that bind its members together! lol!)
I heart mathletes. What are you, a dumb jock or a douchebag hipster?
This winner is retarded. The best part of “Stuff White People Like” is that everyone can relate to it, and it’s not terribly political in nature. It kind of pokes fun at “liberal” white culture more than anything, but it never really brings politics into the mix other than when it comes to an actual political observation. This is a great subject in terms of something white people like, but David Munoz uses this clever observation as a vehicle to pound out the typical litany of liberal, democrat propagana. It shows a lack of creativity. Munoz could have a had a ton of fun with made up statistics in this, but instead decided to churn out a bunch of uninspired, unfunny political statements that 50% of America doesn’t agree with. Look, there was a statistic! When you are in business, trying to make money, trying to get people to buy your book, it’s not usually a good idea to alienate half of your prospective customers. I’ll probably buy the book anyway because “Stuff White People Like” is brilliant, but this submission does little justice to the blog.
Yes, the Harvard of the Carolinas. Almost as good as a real Ivy is.
As for IQ, I thought wikipedia showed that the Jews had the highest average.
I totally agree with Namioto. Working your IQ score into conversations is obnoxious behavior. I bet you went around and told everyone your SAT score during college too.
Perhaps you are too smart to function in a social setting? Aspergers is a bitch, eh?
I think you’d make more friends at http://www.townhall.com
It is true that many white people love math (approximately 1.5 million in this country do.) However, that’s only about 5 percent of the white population. The other 90+ % hates it.
Have you ever taken an advanced math class in college? Zero good looking people. All of the students look like potential eHarmony users.
HAHAHA, I called it! This douchebag does go around broadcasting his SAT scores.
That entry was referring to humanities programs in grad schools. Most RKWP do not get advanced degrees in science, math, engineering, etc. People who are math-inclined are usually too busy watching BSG and Chuck to do the acceptable stuff what people like.
Although I hated stats in college…I do love stats on the daily basis.
Why…today I compared my pedometer and found out I had more steps than the average! I guess that makes me “active”!
Ah, yes, the British disease. The proclivity to laugh at oneself and not take anything too seriously. And where has it gotten you? High crime, more Britons fleeing than at any time in recent memory, a multiclusterfuck nanny state, and an empire lost. Elderly people killing themselves because they don’t like or recognize their own country anymore and are too old to start over somewhere else. Ugh.
this is the best of the winning entries.
however, TIME is not read by white people. at least not “the right kind of white people”.
This would be funny if it were true. The English department at my alma mater is constantly suffering from financial cutbacks and cancelled classes. You want a major that most white people choose? Try Business. English is the LAST one of them.
LOL they love math. Nice try, though.
I think I just got stupider from reading your post. Children have no concept of race or skin color, especially if they’re 2 years old. Idiot.
I’m old enough to remember when people denigrated black Americans in precisely the way this blog does…it supposedly ruined the self esteem of American black generations, making wide spread black American success impossible. Will be interesting to see what the consequences of modern, broadly perpetrated anti-white stereotypes will have on new generations continuously being born, in particular those born into modern anti-white/pro-black stereotypes, but ignorant of past stereotypes that were anti-black/pro-white. Will white Americans wilt onto welfare and turn to crime as so many black Americans have done, presuming their skin color relegates them to inevitable failure, anyway, or will they ignore the morons who perpetrate negative stereotypes, as most Jews, native Africans and Asians have done here in America. Should be interesting. Alternatively, we could all learn to differentiate between stereotypes and human beings….but then how would liberals ever get their racist asses elected.
one thing that is different….
in the England, a ‘homo’ is a gay person…
in the US , a ‘homo’ is someone from Wales
good post.
accurate.
that was a fine fake post by a non-White.
What’s next? Are you going to draw a swastika on your own dorm room door and report it?
You anti-white types are so easy to spot.
nonsense
ha ha…..
another ant-White bigot exposed for the intolerant hater he is.
ha ha …..
Hey, let’s look at the bright side, this mestizo admits he isn’t White.
Therefore, his Duke pedigree and 800 SAT background will make him be a stand up person: therefore he wont henceforth or ever try to call himself “White”.
Just because “Munoz” is a fine White surname (Spain) doesn’t make this guy White. Michael “Jackson” has an Irish surname but he isn’t White either.
I don’t think there are many Whites in Columbia, but maybe since this guy has a high IQ and is at Duke (“Without affirm action”) he very well could be of European descent and non-amerindian descent.
Give me some more pictures and I could tell us.
White people know who their own people are.
race-mixing is sick, why would any White want to toss their ancestors’ genes down the toilet forever? have children that look nothing like them?
Look……..deny all you want you White-liberal dupes…….but when a White race-mixes the offspring will ALWAYS self-identify with the the lower caste and choose that.
Obama is the PERFECT example of this.
Why is this so difficult? Why do so many Whites want to see our genes and culture destroyed?
nothing I said is untrue.
You need to unplug yourself from sleep in the matrix.
Wake up and live, will you? Geeesh.
White people do love statistics, but they also like displaying how smart they are. For example, they might point out that spending $80 trillion on a war is NOT a statistic, but rather a data point that might be used in statistical analysis.
half of all people are below average. 90% of people believe they are above average
2 in 5
this is true about half the time
I pooped myself
I’m 50% sure I cracked up at reading this. I saw the mention in Wired magazine – had to check it out! By the way less then 15% of consumers sleep naked (Cosmo Stat?)
In the U.S. English is the unofficial “official” language. All other languages are foreign languages.
70% of all putts left short don’t go in
please shut up.
When is Christopher Guest’s movie version of this book going to come out?
the stat about republicans is actually more poking fun at statistic-wielding liberals more than anything. And not all white people relate to this site btw. If you ever thought that you should try reading blogs #1-104.
JRRR & David U: 100% of the rest of us say “bugger off.”
Ha! 40 years of welfare and preferences. That pretty much sums up the history of blacks in America.
…And all these years i’ve had the jewish “hostility” backwards, drats.
You’d make a wonderful revisionist, portnoy.
…speaking of douches
Yeah, isn’t it funny how much of those edumacated studies throw around statistics to support their particular ideological position, when you could just as easily throw around different numbers for the other side…
WHERE IS THE TRUTH? WHERE IS THE BEAUTY?!
Indians are Asians; They have no problem admitting it! Generally, in US, though, many people think Asian = East Asian.
BTW, Iranians (Persians), Arabs & Jews are Asian too; Yes, that includes Jesus Christ, Mohammad, Abraham, Moses, Buddha and other Gods/Godly entities.
Indians, Iranians, Arabs, Jews are all Caucasian, though they may have different skin tones.
Many Indian languages are Indo-European.
That’s why white people also like baseball.
{{{ Some magazines, like TIME, have a section in each magazine that has some interesting statistics ($80 trillion: the amount spent by the US in the Iraqi war) }}}
There is NO WAY that EIGHTY TRILLION DOLLARS is correct. $80 Billion maybe.
There have been more than 200,000,000 cars in the US since 1995. Have you ever heard economists talk about how much Americans lose on DEPRECIATION of automobiles every year?
It must be over $300 Billion.
What is really interesting is the statistics that you NEVER HEAR. Once you notice you have to wonder why not.
didn’t read the disclaimer did ya? 84.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. and only 24.7% of those are within 33.9% of the actual statistic.
White people love informing this author of the improper use of the pronoun “they” in this article (the antecedent is a person). The correct pronoun would’ve been he or she.
Lies! Damned lies!
I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove. All of the people in your list were born before 1900, which almost certainly means that they were the wrong kind of white person.
Sounds like you’re quoting columnist/author Dave Barry.
(is it an homage or a rip off?)
Nah, a lot of those people can make a decent argument.
Besides, he’s already said he’s Stormfront.
This is pretty insightful humor. In fact, it got ranked as the number one blog by Linkrow.com. See the rankings at http://www.linkrow.com/topblog
Now we know white people love the Harper’s Index.
All of the entries for the contest were horrible and not funny at all!! It was totally disappointing! I demand a recount, rematch, reDO!
are you kidding?? The cradle of mathematics was in the middle-east and persian regions. As well as parts of India.
I really enjoy this blog. It is brilliant and fun. I am looking forward to getting into it. It is time to enjoy ourselves. I am going to pass this on to my friends and family and most of them are not white. I am an African-Native American. Great blog!!!!!!!!!! – Gregory E. Woods, Keeper of Stories
sounds about right. i just threw up in my mouth from seeing so many numbers
I hate Time Magazine’s statistics. Read closely and you’ll frequently discover not just irrelevantly paired stats but even contradictory ones!
Unfortunately the “statistics” cited in the article, aren’t really by any reasonable definition “statistics” – rather they seem to be numerical ‘facts’ which for the basis for conversation and through there use may make the speaker sound more knowledgeable.
Statistics as people that know an f distribution from a t distribution would probably agree are inferences you make from data. The mean is 5.3; the variance is 2.1 etc etc. Statistics give you an overview of the data set.
On the off chance anyone cares, the book “The Lady Tasty Tea” by David Salsburg is quite possible one of the most interesting books you can read – about, of all things, statistics.
Andrew
How can Jews and Arabs be caucasion, or asian when they’re located on the continent of Asia and Africa?
The Middle East is a historical and political region of Africa-Eurasia with no clear definition; it traditionally includes countries or regions in Southwest Asia and parts of North Africa.
Middle East is on the Eurasian continent. . . . .Egypt is not Middle East, it is North African or did you and others think that all Arabic speaking countries are called Middle Eastern. The part that is considered Asian is EAST OF THE BOSPORUS and on the eastern Mediterranean = Asia Minor
The muslim/arab countries (+ Israel) on the Arabian peninsula with the middle east. The Arabian peninsula is geologically part of Asia. The Sinai is definitely part of the middle east but is geologically part of Africa.
But there are african-asians, right?
Gregory,
Just wondering, what would your friends/family (and you, I guess) think of a parallel blog “Stuff Black People Like”, assuming it’s as clever as this one?
There’s a Stuff Asian People Like blog which is equally witty and funny (and true = P). I’m Vietnamese so its all hella fun. xD
this post displays terrible grammar. don’t white people care abo–sorry, wrong century!
Dude, if someone gave me something like the Harvard stat, I’ll be waaay too tempted to say “Good thing you didn’t go then, and spike the statistics of unsatisfaction.”
Hell, I probably would say it. None of my friends are douches like that, except ironically. Someone who won’t shut up about how much they know (NOT) is likely a stranger who has intrude on our conversation and sorely needs to be disabused of their self-importance.
Im a french white guy and there are few things I really don’t get. In the US black people (or other “non-white” groups, as you would say) are better than whites at math? I mean I hate math but I never realized it was because of my complexion. I’m not saying that racist or bullshit like that, I love making fun of everybody but it has to make sense. But maybe the black/white thing about math is a popular joke in the US?
Um the closest thing is actually the what EBP (educated black people) like blog.
lol…
Yeah, this site should definitely be called stuffwhiteUSpeoplelike or something like that…
As a non-white statistician I can state without too much fear of being contradicted that the adoration of statistics is not exclusive to white people. However, since 99.9% of white people never even crack open their intro to stats text when in college (a well known numerical fact) they can not tell the difference between lies, damn lies, and statistics.
I agree it’s not your race; it’s your culture. Also the children of first generation immigrants perform quite high. This is seen with Asian, Indian, and Middle Easterners. Culturally they value education, and high honorable positions.
sweet Jesus this is so true. There are a lot of things white people do but I never get tired of you hitting the mark with these. They make me laugh and feel less neurotic about my existence. Thank you “clander”!
Oh yeah, especially the ones who have the need to feel special over the internet. Statistics is a must.
The whole idea of racism and stereotypes doesn’t really make sense. That’s kind of the point.
holy crap – this is dead on. my favorite useless statistics are the ones that sports announcers create to make every play sound like a record breaker. For example, “I can’t believe it John, this is only the second time in NFL history that the place kicking ball holder’s finger was kicked out of the socket during the fourth game of the season with three minutes left in the fourth quarter because the kicker was on acid – less than one percent of pro players will ever experience something like this.”
im white and i hate math. but not all white people hate math. its not like god just said “make white people hate math!”
?!?!WTF!!!!!
your blog is affensive and untrue.
-monique
Don’t forget Africans. While they represent a very small portion of immigrants, they too tend to be very educationally focused, and in fact, Nigerians are the most educated ethnic group in the US if i’m not mistaken (i read an article on it, google it if you want).
Easiest way to kill this: I was a statistician, and we often cooked results to get the stats we wanted. I always tell people, no matter what the statistic “That sounds preposterous! Who verified these statistics?” That usually shuts them up. Try it.
Apparently, white people also hate spelling.
Or LOVE spelling.
White people hate math? White people INVENTED math.
For stats about how many teachers are having sex with students, check out http://detentionslip.org.
Wait, I loved my crazy Asian calculus teacher. And I like math. Does that mean I’m not white? Crap.
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
This is a bunch of crap. Are they saying whites can’t do math? The greatest mathematicians in history have been white.
What is with this white people bashing? Are we supposed to think math is an Asian thing? Give me a break. Umm let’s see…..who has invented most math……whites…that’s right.
What are you people saying? White people have invented most of the math that exists. It is only a minority of people in the MIddle East and India that are good at it. I agree that the Japanese and Chinese are as good at it as whites, but that is it. And uh, how many black mathematicians have there been??????
Give me a break! Whites invented math!
And uh who is it that has done the math for white people? Uh other white people. I can’t think of anyone else.
How were the European explorers ignorant????
And what did they do beyond that? His point was that the most advanced mathematics have come out of Europe and the greatest volume of math has come out of Europe. Nobody can deny that. Why didn’ t the arabs put a man on the moon? Why didn’t Indians invent the computer?
So are you saying all minorities are good at math, but whites aren’t? What pure ignorance. White people invented math.
Exactly, this whole thing about white people hating math is garbage. Who invented most math?
Another thing I would like to say is that the white countries in the world became great because of what their intelligent mathematician ancestors accomplished. Today’s whites don’t have as much of a need for studying math because they already live in advanced societies.
Of course (only a minority of) Indians and Middle Eastern students are currently more interested in math than whites. India and the Middle East are trying to play catch up and industrialize like us; so of course they need to study more math than we do currently. But as I said, it is only a minority of those people who are doing this. Most of their people still live in huts.
East Asians, such as Chinese and Japanese (NOT Indians and Middle Easterners), are the only group of nonwhites who I would say are perhaps better at math than whites. Even so, they still haven’t invented as much of it as whites.
Seriously, a lot of the comments I am reading on here are extremely anti-white; making it sound as if ALL nonwhites (blacks , hispanics, Polynesians, Indians etc…..) are better than whites at math. Give me a break!!!
Another anti-white comment. I think this post in general is one of the few that IS NOT funny. It isn’t funny because it is flat out false. Math was mostly invented by whites, so what is this crap about whites not being able to do math worth a dime? There are plenty of factors as to why whites aren’t going into studying math anymore but it IS NOT because “whites can’t do math”.. What a bunch of garbage!
Most great Calculus teachers are white.
No he is talking about the whites who are actually aware of the white race’s many achievements. Not the whites who write innacurate posts such as this one. Of course whites like math. Math wouldn’t be here today if it weren’t for white people.
Its impossible????? Just look at the world around you. If you rank the greatness of each civilization it will match up with the IQ of its people. The evidence is everywhere.
And what percentage of minorities like math???????
And how many minorities understand how a car works? White people invented cars.
This is hilarious,
my friend just told me about this blog and it’s so fun!! I agree with the statistics thing!! I always detest the use of statistics to sound smarter or to end the debate and discount empirical or anecdotal evidence…
And are you saying minorities do??????? White people have already created the science and math necessary to build the great societies that everyone else wants to live in. So now while white people are sitting back and relaxing, everyone else is playing catch up. So of course you are going to have a lot of third world people such as Indians interested in math. It doesn’t mean they are better at it or that most of them are doing it to begin with.
They aren’t racist, they are simply stating facts. If you are in fact proud of your race’s history, then how can you agree with this entry…”white people don’t like math”. Didn’t we invent it?
What is there to like about the retort? Whites get made fun of all the time in the media while nobody else does. And now this person is promoting it further. “Shut the white people up who are proud of their superior heritage by throwing them in jail”. I mean, come on, how can any white person like what the poster said?
What are you people talking about? His list isn’t Euro-Centric. He is posting what every book that talks about the history of math claims. Why does this surprise you? Why were white people the ones to invent the computer and put a man on the moon? I mean, come on.
Yeah, well, you can believe dat, but trip dis: None of ’em were and are you! Muah, haaaaaa! ;-`D
J Doe on August 29, 2008 at 9:36 pm
White people hate math? White people INVENTED math.
Ah, er, your dudeship, “White people invented math?” Yeah, right, Rain man! Let’s try the African continent, for starters; you know, Kemet—presently renamed Egypt?
:-`D
If I don’t have fun, who will?
—‘ole Madu
This looks hilarious, im going to buy this book … just as soon as I can afford it lol.
Shoot i thought i was commenting on “Stuff White People Like”
actually, the arabs invented math.
I thought it was Americans that were fascinated with statistics, not white folk.
I’ve heard Europeans just roll there eyes when Americans blab stats around (usually meaningless ones).
Wait a second, I though white people love the gay community? Don’t start contradicting yourself!
No they didn’t. The Greeks did the most with it.
The Arabs twiddled symbols, and hoped they got the right answer. They didn’t use deduction and proof. It counts more as guesswork than math.
Technically you are right: the Greeks were the first on record to do real proofs. The next people to champion this work were all white. Almost all great mathematicians are white. Ramanajan was Indian, but even he operated on lucky hunches. It remained for the diligence and understanding of whites to put some of his hunches on a solid footing (and to discount others).
The continent is about the only way Greek culture is “African.” And beyond these humble origins, modern math is distinctly a product of white culture.
Ducks,monkeys and cats should be added to the list.
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This is retarded. I like statistics, but I also liked Statistics, where I got a 4 on the AP but still had to take that shit again in college. Or maybe I’m just a couple standard deviations away from z=0 on the white people bell curve.
what does eye rolling soundlike
ahhahahahahahahah
Regarding your statement:
” India and the Middle East are trying to play catch up and industrialize like us; so of course they need to study more math than we do currently. But as I said, it is only a minority of those people who are doing this”.
The achievments of of Asians in the Engineering Colleges is primarily made up of American born, Cantonese speaking Asians; their ‘love’ of math comes from simply doing what they did best in public grade schools (math, and little else); and conceptual differences in their early learning of math skills (chinese, indian math is ‘picture’ based). This made the ‘ahead of the pack’ at that time, and many stayed there while the non-asian pack pursued what they did well (draw pictures, smoke dope, get laid at 14).
Parental pressure for their children to do well (read: sciences) is the motivating factor for Cal-Asians. Their children are not presented with cars until they graduate from college. Note too: they HAVEcontigulsly caring parents; unusal compared to Valley families and most any other ‘minorty’.
Yes, there is STRONG pressure for visiting Indian/Chinese students to do well; a BS is worth almost nothing in those countries (esp. India), and their GreenCard is revoked if they can’t move on to Graduate level classes.(Read: Do well, or go back to the pit).
98% of SJ state Upper division engineering students are Asian. UCSD is similarly afflicted. Infact, at UCSD the entire undergraduate Elect.Engineering group is militant Asians-. If you don’t speak a little Mandaran you will not do well in the required 16-19 lab courses taught by non-english speaking T.A.’s. You can count all the Whites and Hispanics in ANY UC Engineering undergraduate program on one hand.
Statistics are come from empirical evidence.
oops. i guess it isnt so great to have a grammatical error when you are telling someone they are off base. oh well i am an idiot.
Hahaha! I love this one, even though I agree with jl that blabbing random statistics is more of an American thing. I think a lot of the blogs for this site are mostly about Americans, actually, but it’s still really funny.
CHURCHES WHITE PEOPLE LIKE LDS MORMONS
THIS IS IN THE MORMONS SCRIPTURES CALLED THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE—>
AFRICANS CURSED BLACK & CURSED FROM THE PRIESTHOOD
“..CURSED..to the Priesthood..being of the(BLACK AFRICAN)lineage by which he could not have the right of PRIESTHOOD(Abraham1:26-27)”
24..from(BLACK AFRICAN)Ham,sprang that race which preserved the CURSE in the land(Abraham1:23-24)
“..the LORD shall CURSE the land..A BLACKNESS came upon all the(BLACK AFRICANS)..of Canaan,that they were despised among all people..(Moses7:8)”
“..seed of Cain were BLACK,and had not place among them..(Moses7:22)”
THIS IS IN THE BOOK OF MORMON—>
THE MORMON GOD CURSING PEOPLE WITH DARK BLACK SKIN AS A CURSE The point is the SKIN COLOR IS DARK BLACK & it’s A CURSE now go up to a BLACK OR DARK SKIN INDIAN MANS FACE & SAY THIS
“…the Lord God did cause a skin of BLACKNESS to come upon them (Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 5:21)”
“And the skins..were DARK,according to the MARK which was set upon their fathers..which WAS A CURSE upon them…(Book of Mormon,Alma 3:6)”
“and the CURSING which hath come upon their skins…(Book of Mormon, Jacob 3:5)”
THIS IS MORMON PROPHETS BACKING UP WHAT I AM SHOWING YOU ON THESE LDS MORMON SCRIPTURES
LDS MORMON PROPHET Brigham Young: “WHY are so many of the inhabitants of the earth CURSED with a SKIN of BLACKNESS ? It comes in consequence of their fathers rejecting the power of the holy Priesthood, AND THE LAWS OF GOD.(Journal of Discourses 11:272 & The Way to Perfection Pg.107)
“…the Lord God did cause a SKIN of BLACKNESS to come upon them (Book of Mormon 2 Nephi 5:21)”
“..A BLACKNESS came upon all the (BLACK AFRICANS)..of Canaan..(PEARL OF GREAT PRICE Moses7:8)”
“being of the (BLACK AFRICAN)lineage by which he could not have the right of PRIESTHOOD,(PEARL OF GREAT PRICE Abraham1:26-27)”
…Canaan,the son of Ham…hence the NEGRO or AFRICAN RACE…
(LDS MORMON APOSTLE Orson Hyde,
Nauvoo.April 27th,1845,printed in Liverpool, page 30)
“…The negro is damned…till God chooses to remove the curse of HAM”(LDS MORMON Prophet Brigham Young,New York Herald,May 4, 1855)
24..from(BLACK AFRICAN)Ham,sprang that race which preserved the CURSE in the land(pearl of great price Abraham1:23-24)
“…the LORD shall CURSE the land..A BLACKNESS came upon all the(BLACK AFRICANS)…of Canaan…(pearl of great price Moses7:8)”
LDS MORMON APOSTLE MARK E. PETERSON SAID LAMANITES & NEGROES HAVE THE SAME CURSE OF BLACK SKIN
“Who placed the Negroes originally in darkest Africa? Was it some man, or was it God? And when He placed them there, He segregated them….The Lord segregated the people … At least in the cases of the LAMANITES and the NEGROES we have the definite word of the Lord Himself that He placed a dark skin upon them as a CURSE … Race Problems–As They Affect The Church
by Mark E. Petersen 1954: Page 14
Key words are WHITE and DELIGHTSOME which means the SKIN!
“…wherefore, as they WERE WHITE…and DELIGHTSOME, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a SKIN OF BLACKNESS to come upon them (2 Nephi 5:21).”
LDS PROPHET Spencer W. Kimball said: I saw a striking contrast in the progress of the Indian people today…they are now becoming WHITE and DELIGHTSOME, as they were promised…General Conference Report, October, 1960. Improvement Era,December 1960, pp. 922-923
LDS PROPHET Joseph Fielding Smith:”Ham, through Egyptus, continued the curse which was placed upon the seed of Cain. Because of that curse this dark race was separated and isolated from all the rest of Adam’s posterity before the flood, and since that time the same condition has continued, and they have been ‘despised among all people.’ This doctrine did not originate with President Brigham Young but was taught by the Prophet Joseph Smith …. we all know it is due to his teachings that the negro today is barred from the Priesthood.” The Way to Perfection, pages 110-111.
THIS IS LDS DOCTRINE!
LDS PROPHET JOHN TAYLOR:”…after the flood we are told that the curse that had been pronounced upon Cain was continued through Ham’s wife,as he had married a wife of that seed. And why did it pass through the flood? Because it was necessary that the DEVIL should have a representation a upon a the earth…”Journal of Discourses, Volume 22, page 304.
24…from Ham,sprang that race which preserved the curse in the land.(The Pearl of Great Price the Book of Abraham 1:23-24)
THIS IS NOT OPINIONS THIS IS LDS DOCTRINE
LDS MORMON PROPHET Joseph Smith:
“…The Lamanites,through transgression, became a loathsome,ignorant and filthy people,and were CURSED with a SKIN of DARKNESS yet, they have the promise,if they will believe, and work righteousness…they shall become a WHITE and DELIGHTSOME people…”
:The Latter-Day Saints Millennial Star,vol.14, p. 418 ”
“…they WERE WHITE…and DELIGHTSOME…Lord God did cause a SKIN OF BLACKNESS to come upon them (2 Nephi 5:21).”
THIS IS NOT OPINIONS THIS IS A LDS MORMON PROPHET SPEAKING ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS THE SEED OF CAIN CANT HAVE THE PRIESTHOOD BY QUOTING HIS MORMON SCRIPTURES!
…LDS President David O McKay in 1961 about the basis for the policy of restricting blacks from priesthood”he replied that it rested solely on The Book of Abraham That is the only reason,he said It is founded on that “(“David O.McKay and Blacks,”)
“being of the lineage by which he could not have the right of PRIESTHOOD,(Abraham 1:26-27)”
THIS IS NOT OPINIONS THIS IS A LDS MORMON PROPHET SPEAKING ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS THE SEED OF CAIN ARE BLACK BY QUOTING HIS SCRIPTURES!
President Joseph Fielding Smith wrote,”It was well understood by the early elders of the Church that the mark which was placed on Cain and which his posterity inherited was the black skin. The Book of Moses informs us that Cain and his descendants were black” (The Way to Perfection,p.107).
“…for the seed of Cain were BLACK…(Pearl of Great Price Moses 7:22)”
AND JUST TO ADD IN A MORMON APOSTLE TALKING ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE TO THE WHITE MISSIONARYS
LDS Mormon General Authority Alvin R. Dyer
“…you may have often heard missionaries say it or have asked the question: Why is a Negro a Negro?…The reason that spirits are born into Negro bodies is because those spirits rejected the Priesthood of God in the pre-existence. This is the reason why you have Negroes upon the earth.
(“For What Purpose?,” a talk given by Alvin R. Dyer at the Missionary Conference in Oslo, Norway, March 18, 1961, printed in The Negro in Mormon Theology, pp. 48-58)
“…I want to talk to you a little bit now about something that is not missionary work, and what I say is NOT to be given to your investigators by any matter of means…. Why is it that you are white and not colored?…and not born a Chinese or a Hindu, or a Negro? Is God such an unjust person that He would make you white and free and make a Negro CURSED under the CURSING OF CAIN that he sould not hold the Priesthood…
( Alvin R. Dyer at the Missionary Conference in Oslo,Norway, March 18, 1961)
THEN A LDS CHURCH PAPER TALKING ABOUT BLACK SKIN IS BAD AND WHITE SKIN IS GOOD
“…A BLACK SKIN IS A MARK OF THE CURSE OF HEAVEN… Some, however, will argue that a black skin is not a curse…In fact, some have been so foolish as to believe and say that a black skin is a blessing, and that the negro is the finest type of a perfect man that exists on the earth; but to us such teachings are foolishness. We understand that when God made man in his own image and pronounced him very good, that he made him white…”
(LDS MORMON Juvenile Instructor, Vol. 3, page 157)
AND A MORMON PROPHET SAYING CAIN IS CURSED WITH BLACK SKIN
LDS MORMON PROPHET JOSEPH F. SMITH “Not only was Cain called upon to suffer,but because of his wickedness he became the father of an inferior race. A curse placed upon him and that curse has been continued through his lineage and must do so while time endures.Millions of souls have come into this world cursed with a black skin and have been denied the privilege of Priesthood and the fullness of the blessings of the Gospel.These are the descendants of Cain…” The Way to Perfection,pages 101-102.
THIS IS MORMON DOCTRINE THAT BLACK AFRICAN MEN THE SEED OF CAIN CAN NOT HOLD THE PRIESTHOOD IT IS FROM YOUR MORMON GOD!
1947 the First Presidency (supreme council) of the Church issued an Official Statement:
“From the days of the Prophet Joseph Smith even until now, it has been the doctrine of the Church, never questioned by Church leaders, that the Negroes are not entitled to the full blessings of the Gospel.” (Statement of The First Presidency on the Negro Question, July 17 1947, quoted in Mormonism and the Negro, pp.46-7)
In 1949, The First Presidency issued the following statement:
“The attitude of the Church with reference to Negroes remains as it has always stood. It is not a matter of the declaration of a policy but of direct commandment from the Lord, on which is founded the doctrine of the Church from the days of its organization, to the effect that Negroes may become members of the Church but that they are not entitled to the priesthood at the present time.” (The First Presidency on the Negro Question, 17 Aug. 1949)
THIS IS MORMON DOCTRINE THAT BLACK AFRICAN MEN THE SEED OF CAIN CAN COME DOWN TO EARTH AS NEGROES AND THAT HANDICAP KEEPS THEM FROM HOLDING THE PRIESTHOOD
Official Statement of First Presidency issued on August 17, 1951, reads:
“The position of the Church regarding the Negro may be understood when another doctrine of the church is kept in mind, namely, that the conduct of spirits in the pre-mortal existence has some determining effect upon the conditions and circumstances under which these spirits take on mortality, and that while the details of this principle have not been made known, the principle itself indicates that the coming to this earth and taking on mortality is a privilege that is given to those who maintained their first estate; and that the worth of the privilege is so great that spirits are willing to come to earth and take on bodies no matter what the handicap may be as to the kind of bodies they are to secure; and that among the handicaps, failure of the right to enjoy in mortality the blessings of the priesthood is a handicap which spirits are willing to assume in order that they might come to earth. Under this principle there is no injustice whatsoever involved in this deprivation as to the holding of the priesthood by the Negroes…..
“Man will be punished for his own sins and not for Adam’s transgression. If this is carried further, it would imply that the Negro is punished or allotted to a certain position on this earth, not because of Cain’s transgression, but came to earth through the loins of Cain because of his failure to achieve other stature in the spirit world.”
THIS IS A MORMON PROPHET VERIFYING THE MORMON DOCTRINE THAT BLACKS DID SOMETHING WRONG IN THE pre-mortal existence and were PUNISHED FROM THE PRIESTHOOD
JOSEPH F. SMITH
“There is a reason why one man is born black and with other disadvantages, while another is born white with great advantage. The reason is that we once had an estate before we came here, and were obedient, more or less, to the laws that were given us there. Those who were faithful in all things there received greater blessings here, and those who were not faithful received less…. There were no neutrals in the war in heaven. All took sides either with Christ or with Satan. Every man had his agency there, and men receive rewards here based upon their actions there, just as they will receive rewards hereafter for deeds done in the body. The Negro, evidently, is receiving the reward he merits.” Doctrines of Salvation, Volume 1, pages 66-67.
“That negro race, for instance, have been placed under restrictions because of their attitude in the world of spirits, few will doubt. It cannot be looked upon as just that they should be deprived of the power of the Priesthood without it being a punishment for some act, or acts, performed before they were born.” The Way to Perfection, page 43.
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ALL INVENTIONS & TECHNOLOGY WHICH EXIST WERE ACTUALLY FIRST INVENTED BY EASTERNERS & ASIANS NOT WHITE PEOPLE. IN ORDER TO DESIGN & BUILD ANYTHING, ONE MUST BE GOOD AT MATH, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, APPLIED ENGINEERING & MECHANICAL/ELECTRICAL ALGORITHMS. WHITES ARE HORRIBLE AT MATH & SCIENCE, ALL THEY CAN DO IS SELL OR COPY THE TECHNOLOGY EASTERNERS & ASIANS INVENT. LESS INTELLIGENT & DELUSIONAL WHITES HAVE TAKEN CREDIT FOR TECHNOLOGIES THEY DID NOT INVENT.
White people actually never invented anything, not one thing at all. Whites are nothing but copycats, frauds and thieves who hijacked everything they have from everyone else. Whites have always been terrible at Mathematics and objective Science which is math-based, such as Engineering & Technology. Just because Whites buy, sell and steal technologies developed and invented by Easterners, Asians and Egyptians doesn’t make anything more than the low-life degenerate sales people and half-wit frauds they really are. There is a reason why immigration into the West from the East is so high. Whites aren’t able to develop anything without Easterners, Asians and African immigrants in their R&D Laboratories.
41% of all adult Hindus, Jews, Persians, Chinese and Japanese and East Indian Natives in the USA hold a PHd in some type of Engineering and Science. 43% of all Black African immigrants in the USA hold a PHd in Medicine or Engineering. Less than 2% of all Whites in America hold a Phd, even when adjusted for per capita proportions.
Whites can only gain any power by cheating and exploiting the money and business scams. That’s all, without non-Whites the Whites would be back in their caves, deficating on each other. There is a time that Whites will be casted back to their rightful place in their caves and everything they stole from everyone else will be rightfully taken back.
Because Whites have a defective Pineal Gland due to deficiency of the Hormone Melanin, they are this stupid, while having delusions of grandeur.
Whites never went to the Moon either, only people stupid to believe that are other Whites. You cannot have footprints on a colloidal particulate sand surface without moisiture from an atmosphere, gravitational forces and a magnetic field. The Moon lacks all of these and plus where were the stars?
No idiotic White person who relies on the Mathematic abilities of imported Easterners and Asians ever went to the Moon. No one can, because of the strong unseen Gamma Wave Radiation belt which exists around the Earth called the “Van Allen” Radiation Belts.
Again more White stupidity and White snake-oil salesman.
At best, all that Whites can do is come up with pseudo-sciences which are nothing more than more bogus religions with have no scientific evidence whatsoever. Such as the false religion of “evolution”, first propogated by a racist, sexist and imbecile, who wasn’t even a scientist named “Charles Darwin”.
The book Charles Darwin wrote, “Origin of Species” is the shortened title of the actual book title. The actual book title really was: ‘Origin of the Species of the Favored Races of Mankind’
“A woman is lower than that of a Negro and an ape.” – Charles Darwin, 1892
Charles Darwin was a racist, imbecile, sexist and degenerate who lived off his father and grandfather’s money and even their ideas. But even Charles Darwin stated in the end of his book that, he might not be certain in his evolution theories and sees that they’re full of error.
It’s obvious the Fascist Racist Bankers who control this world are pushing the ideas of a degenerate racist, sexist lowlife like Charles Darwin.
Genetics proves with absolutely objective mathematical and bio-crystalline electron microscopical certainty that all DNA is is highly organized and engineered by an Intelligent Designer. In the same way a computer is. Less than 1% of DNA is even understood and is already as complex as the world’s most advanced supercomputer. Claiming that a supercomputer “evolved” from dirt by itself, without an Intelligent Designer is not science, it’s just another religion which lacks any scientific fact. Hence “Evolution”, is the religion of racist bankers over the world, to push for their global caste system.
Charlie Darwin was the epitome of what an inbred, brain-damaged degenerate could ever stoop down to. For he was the laughing stock of Dr. Gregor Mendel, the leading Geneticist during Charles Darwin’s time. The only reason Evolution has reared its ugly head into our time once again, is because of all the digusting Fascist Nazi Bankers who own all the Univeristies, Banks, and even our U.S. Government as of now.
They tell you false doctrines and you believe them because they have money. That is you greatest sin, it’s also why you’ve become a bunch of idiots lacking any understanding and concepts of objective science and mathematics.
You cannot follow any truths anyway, it is no surprise Whites are horrible at mathematics and stole Mathematics from Easterners, African Egyptians and Asians.
Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Engineering/Technology Sciences, Language, Philosophy, Economics, Culture, Spiritual Knowledge, Metaphysics, Applied Mechanics and ALL inventions originated out of Asia-Egypt-India-Persia. The fraud West has done nothing but steal, copy and commercialize. This means your genetically-inferior White Western selves shall be laid to waste before everything you stole is rightfully taken back. It’s not a matter of ‘if’ but simply, ‘when’.
Mathematics, physics, chemistry, engineering/technology, language, philosophy, economics, culture, spiritual knowledge, metaphysics, all technological inventions & concepts originated out of Asia-Egypt-India-Persia. Genetically-inferior mental defective Whites have done nothing but steal, copy and commercialize from everyone else.
No more White Privilege and Affirmative Action for fraud idiot sociopathic Whites who have calcified Pineal Glands in their brains because of their Melanin Hormone Deficiency.
The reason why Whites are so stupid like dummies who can be programmed with lies without any mannerism for rational interpretation, is because Whites lack a crucial Hormone called Melanin. Without Melanin, the Pineal Gland in the brain will calcify and harden. A calcified Pineal Gland causes 2 dimensional perception, knocking out not only the 3rd dimension but also the electromagnetic 4th dimensional perceptional, creativity, innovation and “third eye” capabilities. This is why Whites are a blinded pseudo-human species, with all but one of their chakras even functional. They are unable to see any truths beyond the lies presented to them along with their own sociopathic, justifying, erroneous and pathological psychology.
Not only are Whites at a loss with truth and real intelligence, they’re by nature a savage beastly race of murderers and robbers, who accuse everyone else of murder and robbery.
Just for the record, Mathematics, Chemistry and Physics were all first invented in India, Egypt, Ethiopia, Persia and Arabia, which is known as the Kush Empire. The British stole the Calculus Chronicles from India, the Turbine Engine concept from Egypt, the Piston Engine from Persia and North India and the Airfoil Principle from India, Persia and China. They also copied firearms from the Moors, Chinese, Hindus, Persians and Mongols.
Whites were still living in caves and deficating other each other when the principles, concepts and inventions of the airfoil, turbines, firearms, piston-pumps reversed into piston engines powered on oil were already developed in India, Persia, Mongolia, Central Asia and Egypt and China.
Just because the British went all over the world and stole everything doesn’t mean Whites “created” what they stole and put their names on.
That is why most Engineers, Technicians and Scientists are of Asian, East Indian, Persian, Chinese and immigrant East African origin, within the U.S.
Don’t you ever dare speak the lie that “Whites created mathematics and science” when they can’t even add and subtract, write a complete sentence correctly and figure out that “evolution” is a religion not a science!
Before the Romans, Saxons and Greeks who were educated by the Egyptians, Persians, Chinese and East Indians, came over to the naked, language-less and cannibalistic, human-flesh-eating British in the year 650 A.D., the Brits were just that, a language-less, cannibalistic, naked savage race of sub-humans.
Even your language, the so-called “English” language is of Latin, Greek, Persian, Sanskrit, Hindi, Egyptian and Hebrew extractions.
Brought to you by non-English people, especially after the Romans came and left, the Moors gave you the most. The Black Moors of Egyptian extraction used to rule Europe for 750 years, and they introduced Firearms, The Bible, Classical Scales for the Scales were invented in Pre-Arabic Egypt, engineering, nobility and many inventions.
It is no surprise why White people, a genetically-inferior race with defects in writing, reading, mathematics, science. logic and innovation, sit behind the money system. So that they can take the credit for the inventions of normal colored humans, who are melanin-rich and have a normally functioning brains and Pineal Glands.
Remember, all Mathematics, Technologies, Engineering, Sciences, and Occult (which means hidden not Satanic) Teachings, originate from the Mystery Schools of India, Persia, Babylon, and Egypt. The Freemasons are the copycat White imposters of the original non-White Freemasons of those civilizations of the Mystery Schools which base everything the West has (stole).
Most Engineers, Scientists and Technicians in the United States of America are of Eastern/Asian or immigrant African origins. Most Whites work at McDonalds or are sales people. The few “Whites” who are actually Engineers and Scientists happen to be ethnic Jews, but they’re more mixed with Semitic Races.
You need the Hormone Melanin in your body and brain to be a normally functioning human being with a normal healthy body and brain. The skin, hair and eyes become dark to black when high amounts of Melanin exist within the body and brain of a person. White people are genetically-defective people, because their bodies do not produce enough Melanin, that is why their Pineal Gland is dysfunctional leading to their sub-human state.
Great post, Mr. Aerospace man. I doubt evolution was used for racial purposes, but the falsehood of racial superiority is what America has suffered from…and class inequality is much worse to have the high 1% or “top tenth” run the lifes of everyone else. The legacy of color-based racism is still with us, no matter how hard most white people have gave up the falsehood of racism. But the liberal elites and conservative corporations kept the race caste system alive and well, to further divide us and put most of us down. +
NOTE: YOUR BELIEFS AND THE ACTUAL TRUTH ARE NOT THE SAME THINGS.
White people are TERRIBLE at Mathematics and Science as a whole. Their European continent was under the rule of Asiatics and Moors for 750 years. That is where Europeans really obtained their “Renaissance” from. After they laid claim on all the Moorish and Asiatic technology left behind as the Moors and Asiatics left Europe behind after almost 8 centuries of rule. Prior to that Europeans (Whites) were savages without a written language.
I know this harms the false pride of Whites, but there is treatment for ‘delusions of grandeur’ a genetic illness which affects all Whites. Whites might need to seek treatment for this illness they have.
Unless you’re good at advanced Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry as a whole, you CANNOT invent anything. So how did White people end up with everything even though they’re mostly all incompetent at Math & Science? Well by two (2)ways: Terrorism and Exploitative Business Deals.
The White Race is behind all terrorism on Earth. Kill the entire White Race off and terrorism will suddenly stop. The White Race will use drugs and other methods as conspirators behind global terrorism. Meanwhile they’ll use that to cause economic and social upheaval worldwide, so that brainy Eastern/Asian Engineers, Scientists and Technicians either develop the technology Whites want or face the economic and social upheaval Whites cause in non-Western lands.
Those who don’t cooperate with the terrorism and exploitation created by the Whites end up another “assassinated” non-White “leader” in the eyes of the fake global media. Which just reinforces the false stereotypes that ignorant and silly Whites have about non-Whites.
If Whites knew how their political, economic and business leaders use terrorism and exploitation to steal and hijack Asian/Eastern-invented technologies into the West, then maybe some of them might try to overthrow their system.
But then again, maybe not, because knowing that math/science-fearing Whites have not invented one known technology, and that the entire West is based on fraud, this would harm the false pride of even the rebellious Whites.
Bottom line, all that Whites do is go to business school, learn how to exploit, rob, lie, steal and hijack Asian/Eastern Technologies. Then have them mass-produced and sold in the West, as if they are “Western”, usually by exploiting Mexicans and Blacks to do the dirty work.
A White person wouldn’t know a Zener Diode from a Wafer Switch, or a Kilowatt-Hr from a Joule/sec from a Newton-Meter. They’re all different and denote separate expressions in Physics.
White people are fairy tale writers of corporate fiction, then use that to convince masses of people it’s real by mass-producing technologies they have STOLEN!
Even Hitler and Nazis obtained all of their technology from Asiatics, Jews and Hindus. Even the Swastika comes from the Persians and Hindus. Piston Engines, Turbine Engines, and Firearms were all of Asian origin.
Germans made up more corporate fiction about Rudolf Diesel, Karl Benz and Nicklaus Otto as the “creators” of internal combustion piston engines. The real truth is that those technologies were introduced to Germans by the Turks, Persians and East Indians who came in with them during the Middle Ages. The reverse of a piston pump, inducting fuel vapors to compression & ignition is the basic origination of the piston engine. This concept was completely from the Middle East, India and China as is all combustion engines which exists today. They’re not from Europe or Europeans (Whites).
That is another reason Asian immigration is so high into the West. Whites aren’t able to create any technology on their own, so they offer very high-paying careers to Asian/Eastern immigrants who are Engineers, Technicians and Scientists to come over to the West and work for some White-owned Super Corporation, and develop the technologies they want.
Go to any University, Technical College or R&D Division at any major corporation, it’s 80% Easterners & Asians, 12% Jews and 8% Whites/Blacks/Hispanics.
One of these days, the truth will come out and all non-Whites will unite, this is the greatest fear of Whites and the White Elite have in general.
Either all Whites will go into slavery and have to clean toilets, which is what they would only be good at doing as honest work. Or Death Camps will open up for Whites and they’ll be both medically experimented on and subsequently exterminated.
None of you can get mad at me, because you’re the criminals not me. Only Whites have gone into the rest of the world and caused all the poverty, famine and committed mass-murder and mass-robbery. Only Whites have murdered 100 million Blacks while using them to build their nations without even thanking them and giving them reparations. Only Whites have committed genocide upon 103 million American Indians and still walk around like America & Canada is “their” nations. The Whites are the real illegal immigrants and terrorists not the Mexicans, not anyone else.
You all eventually will have to pay the price in its most severe penalty for partaking in and supporting the criminal and fraudulent White Western system. This is your fate, for it is sealed.
At least we rule the world bitch. More than you can say. Almost all of your statistics are bullshit.
You are an asshole.
You have no idea what you’re talking about. You ignorant whore.
White people have invented plenty of things. For example:
THE LIGHTBULB
Jet engines
The submarine
PENICILLIN
The electron microscope
Viagra
AUTOMOBILES
Locomotive steam engine
Power looms
Sewing machines
LOCOMOTIVES
Missiles
The first freely programmable computer
Pregnancy tests
X-rays
Syphilis test
BRAILLE
The first seaplane
The stethoscope
Hot air balloons
TELEPHONES
Pasteurization
Parachutes
Modern road asphalt
Velcro
THE PERIODIC TABLE
Antiseptics
TELEVISION
Lawnmowers
Microwaves and
OVENS
Just because white people have done some bad shit in the past doesn’t mean they didn’t invent anything worthwhile in the math and science department. Without the inventions of white people you wouldn’t be able to heat up the cheap hotpockets you eat or see if you contracted syphilis. You also wouldn’t be able to talk to your mom on the phone about your depressing life, read when you become blind, or get it up when you’re a pathetic old man who wants to jack off. So fuck you.
this is y race is a problem in the world cuz their r ppl like a lot of u writing these comments white black or any other race that cant get over their own life so they put the hate on others and just cuz whites have been bitches in the past and all other races have 2 some time or another we all came from the same place be it god or evolution and i came from a raciest family yet im not in the least bit and for the record whites r quickly becoming the minority so all u ppl can just drop it sooner or later we will b all one race any way so deal and i hope ur kids get married to what ever race u dont like and have beautiful mixed babies
wow… I didn’t quite understand much of that… but I know that you were just going ON and ON about how the Morman religion hates black people… Now, if you believe this, then alright. I do not agree, and other people who don’t, also do not want to here the BS about how it is a curse to have black skin. I am white, completely as white as they come. But I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with black or dark skinned people. Might I ask, why do you? If it not for there dark skin they would be exactly like everyone else correct? So what does the dark skin mean?I It is not a way to judge character or amount of money. No you can do that based upon clothing and personality like whites do to eachother anyways. The ONLY reason that anyone has any difference’s is because there ancestors came from areas with different climates and terrain. So, is it just to say that someone who’s family comes from a warmer climate is any less of a person? NO. It isn’t.
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People are on here just saying opinions as fact. Its funny. If we can’t build the pyramids now with all our ‘higher’ math and technology or decipher hieroglyphs with our encryption programs and calculus sequencing how can people not say mathematics is universal? I do believe other forms of math and knowledge have been lost to most of humanity through our continous warring on each other. Modern mathematics with all its limitation may have been intensely influenced by white western civilization recently, but the origin/original idea, the seed that Mathematics in it’s current form sprouted from cannot truly be claimed by any race because all we can judge thess hypothesis’ from, are old beat-up records we find lying around. For example, everyone in our current era can say generally blacks are great at rapping. That it’s something we came up with. Then 1000 years later someone finds a picture of or old recording of Eminem rocking a crowd and because no one alive knows starts promoting the idea it was a white thing. All it takes is someone imposing their opinion of facts as fact. That wasn’t the best example it was difficult to think up a good one on the fly. Also IMHO modern mathematics is flawed with the inclusion of statistics and probability the main culprit. I am working on a new form.
White communities don’t accept mixed race children as white. Thats why they often identify with their other ethnic background.
White people make IQ tests…
This post and the other one by the same guy is hilarious.
I have to say that you gave yourself away with the moon paragraph however. Remove it and definitely the Intelligent Design portion and it would be a lot more “real”. There ARE people that think like this, but they’re too paranoid to venture off their own websites usually.
Although now that I think about it, there’s just too much randomness and I have to give it a rating of 4 out of 10. You have great potential, however.
you forgot to mention that we like to have our white asses kissed. good day to you as well….
White Guy, when you write stuff like: “AT LEAST WE RULE THE WORLD BITCH” furthermore let’s me know that my black children and I still live during a time where racism is very much alive!!!
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What a great collection of bullshit, but your rhetoric is nice. Luckily guys like you will never be heard outside an internet blog :D:D
You also have an opinion about the “real” happenings of 9/11, Kennedy assassination, UFO’s, crop circles, zionism, the holocaust, the Matrix? Please post it…cannot wait to hear your opinion about that…
opinions are like arm pads…everybody has minimum 0 and maximum 2, and everybody believes his ones have the best smell!
Sorry for my bad english, I am german and my (own) company is transferring engineering Know How from Europe to China (I work with state owned companies)…
What a load of S**T. Sounds like another Eastern “want to be”, hater. And I suppose all the Art in Europe is really of Asiatic origins as well.. LOL… Issac Newton would be rolling in his grave if he heard such rubbish: after a life spent in scientific research which led to the foundamental discoveries of Physics, and the discovery of Calculus, which catapulted Engineering forward into our modern era.
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please teach me statistics
White people hate math?
a) How do you quantify this?
b) Are we intentionally forgetting Einstein, Feynman, Hawking, white accountants, white engineers, white architects, white physicists, etc.?
I thought white people liked lesbians.
I bet all rich people like accumulating trivial knowledge.
However, if you know the context statistics can be quite meaningful.
Oh, I forgot:
FUCK YOU (the write of this blog entry)
FUCK HARVARD
Only white people post responses in:
a) lists
b) thank you for pointing out .00001% of white people that liked math.
Yeah I have a feeling white people aren’t the only ones who hate math. Its not so much a “white” thing, I see it more as a community of people who are mutually enraged at being forced against their will to complete arbitrary algebraic equations which are forgotten the next week.
Math brought down my gpa,
and FUCK word problems. No one is going to tell you when your train will arrive at the station traveling 45 mph. Your phone can tell you that.
lolbut math is the easiest class… I’m white but I still got straight A+ in honors and AP math classes… im not trying to brag, i’m not all that smart otherwise, i got several b’s in english and history, and those were not honors and ap (and a C once in US history). I did do well in science though [i took honors in that], mostly A minuses and a b+ here and there. i got B’s and A’s in foreign language [not honors] as well, and I got b’s in computer science [one year regular in which i got B+ both semesters, one year AP in which i got a B minus both semesters]. math was by far, the easiest subject (i got 5’s on both the aP calc and stats tests too). my SAT was 2000, 800 math, 510 writing, 690 critical reading… that’s good but not that great (except my math score, which was perfect).
Are you implying that black people enjoy math?If so shoot me your cliff notes on that one. Curios though being black my white friends think its clever if you can drop some obscure refernce to cliff notes in a conversation or if thier just impressed that a black guy knows what clif notes are…lol.LIKE OMG he went to school!
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