#119 Sea Salt
January 4, 2009 by clander
Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive and while white people have money, they didn’t get that way by throwing away $7 packages of salt.
When white people think about regular salt, all they can think about sodium and poor health. When they think about Sea Salt they think about France. So it’s no surprise that it has become so popular.
But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field. Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them. To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.
From here you can fill up an entire evening by making the same complaints about art, real estate or Europe.
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Maybe you should do a blog about white people liking to be healthy. A lot of your blogs finger us for things that are actually healthy! Why not roll it all into one smashing blog.
Or how about a blog about white people mixing names of couples, which I loathe, but a shitload of white people do it.
Bennifer (Ben and Jennifer)
or
tagging “-licious” to the ends of otherwise normal words.
or the Twilight obsession. About 95% of the white people I know are obsessed with Twilight and vampire shit.
Personally, I’ll pass. But it might make for a good blog. And great, bit chy comments in return!
You might get off on hta.t
Sea salt is healthier than iodized salt. Do your research.
All salt comes from the sea… that’s the funny part.
I need to stop coming to this site cuz it’s too hard to leave.
im a white person and i only eat plain salt. why? because its cheap.
I have 3 kinds of special salts on hand at all times (grey damp; black Hawaiian; and clay). Why? Because plain salt sucks. Its only purpose is for basic cooking such as baking bread, or for cleaning etc. If you can’t tell the difference in flavor, that’s sad.
lol, mine is still in the atlantic!!
actually, my sea salt is in a box.
But is your salt IODIZED, bitches?
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