#119 Sea Salt
January 4, 2009 by clander
Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive and while white people have money, they didn’t get that way by throwing away $7 packages of salt.
When white people think about regular salt, all they can think about sodium and poor health. When they think about Sea Salt they think about France. So it’s no surprise that it has become so popular.
But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field. Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them. To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.
From here you can fill up an entire evening by making the same complaints about art, real estate or Europe.
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Anx
Do you know how regular salt is made?
How is soda or an anti caking agent TOXIC?
You say good sea salt has minerals, then it isn’t pure.
Pure sodium chloride would not have minerals.
Actually, one can buy not-so-expensive Sea Salt in bulk (by wight), in natural food stores. I recommend sea salt versus potentially TOXIC “regular salt”–which is often laden with extra chemical additives that are listed on the label (sodas, anti-caking agents, etc) and un-labeled additives that had been used in processing of regular salt–good sea salt has a multitude of minerals important for the body and is pure.
FUCK. OFF.
I bet you’re totally white!
I’m poor, but I STILL, ALWAYS buy expensive salt! LOL! This is totally me! I AM THAT PERSON!
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I always pissed into the Mediterranean at the end of the Trapani peninsula at the extreme northwest tip of Sicily.
I always bought sea salt made in Trapani and sold locally for fifty U.S. cents a pound.
I think I am the ultimate in recyycling.
Clander, stay away from sodium. Negroes have a salt intolerance. So what do they eat? Salty food of course! lol
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