#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to
January 18, 2008 by clander
White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus.
Popular choices include Buddhism, Hinduism, Kabbalah and, to a lesser extent, Scientology. A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you have to give stuff up and actually go to Mosque.
Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much.
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[...] 3) Religions that their parents don’t belong to: “Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much.” [...]
spiritual=s Jesus
religious =s all the rest
col 1:163
not all roads lead to God …but God calls all men unto Christ….
#2. Baked Chicken
It’s no secret that black people have become famously branded with eating chicken. What isn’t being told is that black people actually prefer baked chicken over fried chicken (shocking huh?) This is because not only is baked chicken easier and much cleaner to prepare,but it is also considered healthier and clears the air of that stereotype. No two stlyes of a black person’s preparation of this food are the same. Be ready for an evil look or insult to your character if you are a non black person and a black person tells you he’s having chicken for dinner and you reply “Is it fried?” You won’t lose the friendship as blacks are used to being offended. But you will be the butt of his/her jokes for the remainder of that friendship among his/her peers.
hail satan.
AMEN! Not all white people though
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