#3 Film Festivals
January 18, 2008 by clander
White people can’t enough of Film Festivals. Especially Sundance, Toronto, and Cannes. The reason why they love them so much can be due to a number of factors.
Fact #1 – 90% of white people have taken a film class at some point in their life.
Fact #2 – White people like feeling smart without doing work – 2 hours in a theater is easier than 10 hours with book.
Fact #3 – If white people aren’t going back packing, they generally like to travel with a specific purpose.
Fact #4 – 75% of white people believe they either have the potential to or will become filmmakers/screenwriters/directors at some point.
Fact #5 – White people hate stuff that is ‘mainstream’ – so they go to film festivals where they see movies that every other person in their demographic wants to see. It’s a pretty sweet way to rebel.
Fact #6 – It is required by white person law, that you publicly declare that foreign cinema is better than Hollywood Cinema, and on par with Indie Film.
Fact #7 – White people earn credibility by being into film from strange countries – “oh you liked Batman? Yeah, I didn’t see it, I’m really into Serbian film now. They had a great retrospective at the Vancouver Festival.”
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this so true and it really annoys me….im sorry other white people, but i enjoy mainstream stuff
this site is full of utter drivel, can’t believe radio 4 gave you airtime.
Don’t be such a white person
White people also like not talking aloud in theaters.
I had a friend at university in England who once made the statement: “I love subtitled films”.
These are all funny and great, but really this is richer white people, or white people in California, Portland or Seattle, New York or living abroad. I hardly think any of these define white people in the midwest….
Yes, I’m white from California. And this really just appears to be a list of “white people from San Francisco like”
or maybe just liberals.
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com(the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
The site is stupid and you are stupid for posting it on every thread.
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?)
You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!
-Chris
And there will be numerous more if Michael Deeeznutsinhismouth don’t pay what he owes. He started it, and we will finish it. Apologize beeeeotch!!!
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
lil wayne is da bomb dawgg
well lil wayne DROPPED da bomb IN MY ASS dawgg…and i liked it!!
Is this enigma? You are always on this site… get a life man.
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you continue with this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
YOINK!
HAHAHAHA I found this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
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