Feed on
Posts
Comments

#4 Assists

When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.

In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.

One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.


589 Responses to “#4 Assists”

Pages: [35] 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 251 » Show All

sry ,had to boo you.
None of the white guys I met in Canada are “passers”


 
 

also that is why white guys are predominately quarter backs because they pass and hand the ball off but are a small percentage of those who actually score besides kickers which is another white athletic tendency ie soccer lol though the greatest soccer player of all time was a man of african descent hmmm and brazil has won the most world cups and has the highest population of people of african descent in the western hemisphere…nmmm never mind the last part lol


 
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgBxefhGaNs

I had just happened to have come across this a few days before checking out this website in sociology class.

Here’s to assists! Good one no?


 

I played basketball at university but I didn’t have any assists and I couldn’t score. I could rebound though.


 

I think passing is more of a Canadian phenomenon.. we are a nice people.


 

Haha. I’d actually say Kurt Rambis is the whitest guy ever to be in the NBA.


 

Yes, Stockton was white and had more assists than any one ever. But his scoring-machine teammate, Karl Malone was a huge a gun nut, drove pick up trucks, and participated in pro wrestling. He was perhaps the whitest guy in NBA history outside of George Mikan.


 
 

Pages: [35] 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 251 » Show All

Name (required)
E-mail (required - never shown publicly)
URI
Your Comment (smaller size | larger size)