#4 Assists
January 18, 2008 by clander
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.
In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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ummm… Wayne Gretzky? Really, that’s the example you used? One of the highest scoring players of all time? HE’S the example you used for assists? hahahahahaha…. Oh my god, you suck at life.
Hey King Size you DUMB FUCK. Maybe talk about something you know about, like sucking cock. Gretzky has more assists than anyone else in the league has POINTS.
Just to make sure you understand, as you’re obviously quite stupid: He has over 1,900 career assists. Mark Messier has the second highest points, with 694 goals and 1,193 assists and therefore…wait for it…1,887 points.
You SO obviously aren’t white, else you would know this. Be stupid somewhere else.
This is fucking stupid. The only reason I would even wanna play in the NBA is so I could marry a white girl with blonde hair and fake tits. Because, afterall, that is what comes after the contract is signed. I’ll put my nuts on Kobes forehead and tell him to eat a dick while I dunk on his punk ass.
Other things white people DON’T LIKE:
Paying for tickets to a basketball game and getting sucker punched by Ron Artest.
this kinda stuff you can just find in the US. stupid country with stupid people.
can you just find proper English in Albania? kinda
White Americans also love feeling inferior to Europeans. So keep it coming, Hans!
Weak. I think a higher percentage of white guys just sit behind the 3 point line and chuck up jump shots…
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Yeah, we all want to be like Allen Iverson…ghetto but with a field goal percentage of 32…
Stuff white people don’t like:
-Arguing fouls
-Not playing defense
-Taking 10 steps for a layup
Ha! Let’s add “calling foul loudly and forcefully if someone even brushes against you”.
Eh I personally see black dudes argue calls way more often. usually white guys are peaceful about it.
Huh, well I guess I wouldn’t suck as much at sports if I were an assist. I’d still suck, though.
thats a little true, i think that its just cuz we dont like to miss shots… so we pass
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