#4 Assists
January 18, 2008 by clander
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.
In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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isn’t it a good thing if white people feel guilty about slavery, colonialism, and the crusades (as well as the continuing institutionalized racism and neo-colonialism)? I mean, we should.
I didn’t own slaves, my family never owned slaves. My ancestors were never part of colonialism or the crusades. Even if they were, I wouldn’t feel guilty about it.
Guilt over that which is done with and not by our own hands is about as useful as sticking your hand in a paper shredder– nothing really comes of it, but some people like to try it anyway. We’re white– I’m white. And I know my ancestors helped pervert the notion of slavery, but you can’t change the past. Moreover, even if I could, I wouldn’t. Slavery made us what we are today, and we’ve all gotta get over such racist notions of guilt for it. And how many white people really feel guilt about the Crusades these days?
Why should I feel guilty about something I didn’t do? I personally haven’t enslaved, colonized, or crusaded, and I refuse to allow whiny bastards to make me feel even remotely guilty for it.
Referring to African Americans as “whiny bastards” should make you feel guilty, you piece of shit!
Where in there did he specify the fact that he was referring to African Americans? You jumping to that conclusion, in fact, makes you a whiny bastard.
No, rather it gives birth to programs like welfare, affirmative action, and the NAACP. White people in this country have been taught that we are bad for being the color that we are- guilty by association for actions against others. if a murder killed your wife, and then committed suicide, would you go after his son or his grandson?
only stupid white people would feel guilty for the sins of others. The ones who feel guilty are the ones that can relate to those white folk of the past who were guilty of racism and colonialism.
Uh, no. It’s not a good thing. I didn’t participate in any of those institutions. Neither did you. Or your parents. Or their parents, more than likely. Guilty of being white? No. I’m a boy. You’re a girl. Make your own life. That’s it.
Are you kidding me? Why should I feel guilty about what my ancestors did? It’s one thing to look at history and make judgments about it, but to feel guilty implies that we (as people who are alive today) are somehow responsible. I feel absolutely no guilt about our history. Now, if I have a tendency to support concepts such as slavery, then guilty would be an appropriate way to feel.
Pretty sure certified non-white guys Karl Malone, Amare Stoudamire, Shawn Marion, etc like assists as much as the little white guys that set them up.
Oh, and does anybody remember Greece vs USA, 2004 Olympics (or maybe 2006 World Championships, can’t remember)? Where ye old pick-n-roll, a play which when run effectively results in an assist or an open jump shot (another thing white people like only because they can’t dunk), killed the vastly more talented US team?
Lots of things on this list are like “White people like food, clothing and shelter. Silly white people.” Assists is exhibit A. Assists are part of playing the game at its highest level. They are unambiguously good. People that don’t like them don’t understand the game.
It’s supposed to be an ironic/sarcastic/funny joke. Chillax, and don’t read so much into stuff on the internet or you’ll give your brain a hernia.
hit the nail right on the head
“One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.”
This comment is a load of shit. I am proud of slavery, proud of colonialism, and proud of the crusades and all of the arabs our race killed during them. My favorite song is Dixie. I was born in the capital of the great confederacy, and as far as I’m concerned, we do not have a president until 2012. Fuck you, and this fucking stupid article.
“…like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results…”
I despise rap and those few white rappers should be ashamed of themselves.
This country should be ashamed of itself for allowing racism against whites to occur.
Affirmative action is bullshit as well.
The South will rise again.
As a black person i feel that your comments are justification enough for me to cut your whiter than sour cream ass, bitch.
I have a feeling that if you tried to “cut” Steve’s ass, you would be shot with a double barrelled shotgun for trespassing on his property. Don’t fuck with white people if you know what’s good for you. They don’t hold guns like the rest of the dumb black ghetto people who shoot sideways with gold plated barettas.
I understand why people would be offended by the comments of this specimen, but just remember that he refers to himself as “sleeveless.” I have a feeling sleeveless is sitting in his mom’s trailer right now wishing he knew what “sushi” meant instead of out fighting a war anyway.
Do not criticize someone who is fighting for our country, no matter how much you disagree with his racial remarks- which by the way, are comments on a piece insulting white people to begin with.
Also, wearing sleeveless shirts does not mean that you live in a trailer.
I hardly think the South will rise again since it is full of uneducated, barefoot, cousin-f*cking, inbreds.
Look, I don’t agree with what “Sleeveless” said (though I think he was probably parodying anyway) but I’m tired of comments like this! I’m from the South and I am not inbred, uneducated or racist. There’s a whole mythology that has been built up in the North that they were completely blameless in the slave trade (which WAS a complete travesty). The North was one of the greatest producers of slave ships and, last time I checked, there is still racial tension and racial inequality in the North. The reason slavery was bigger in the South was because states like North and South Carolina, Georgia, and Virginia have climates that supported big cash crops that were fueled by slave labor (ex. rice, tobacco, cotton, etc.). I’m not saying that that was a good thing AT ALL. Slavery is a blight on our history, the history of our ENTIRE COUNTRY. There were Northerners who owned slave too by the way. If the North had had a semi-tropical climate that supported these cash crops, it would have seen just as much slavery and, because of a resulted greatly increased African American population, more persistent racial tensions and inequality. Blaming the South and characterizing them in the way you have done does nothing to solve the problem of racism still in our country! Okay, I’m done rambling!
hey sleveless steve?
shaddap beeeeotch.
#4 is assists? what the fuck? whoever made this list is fucking stupid
I thoroughly agree.
Steve Nash really? John Stockton would be a better example.
Both don’t have any championship rings so…..who cares?
I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com(the MTV VJ) and must say it is just as funny!!
Did this guy make StuffJewishPeopleLike.com too?
purple drank is da bomb
But white cum is da drink i luvs most…
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you continue with this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
YOINK!
Yell real loud into my ass
sheeet….don’t yell loud into my ass, stick a 12 inch pole in it instead!!
yoink
yoink
yoink
HAHAHAHA I found this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
Serena Williams is smoking hot yo
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