#4 Assists
January 18, 2008 by clander
When you say the word “assist,” first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it’s no secret.
In basketball, it’s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper – yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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It’s stupid to feel guilty about something one had nothing to do with .
Ya, gotta luv a good assist! We also like great defense, and get satisfaction from watching a white guy dunk, not usually very artful, but such a rare occurance, you know
#4. Quoting Movies
If you have a black friend who’s really into motion pictures, 9 times out of 10 before the day is out he/she’s going to quote a famous phrase from one of his/her favorite movies. It could come randomly appearing out of nowhere or where saying that quote perfectly fits the current situation.
eg: “I had a blast at the club last night!”
“Yeah it was off the chain!”
“Did you get old girl’s number?”
“And you know this mannnnnnnnn!” (from friday)
Honestly I don’t know why we do this. But it feels gratifying to us using a quote from a movie to get our point across. If you are planning on indulging in this form of activity a little word of advice, DON’T MESS UP THE MOVIE QUOTE! A black person will have no qualms with blatently correcting you on your mistake.
“Nah muthaf***a that’s not what he said! He said….. “
hahahahahahha
I like this blog and I equally like mine. But my opinion is obviously bias.
http://www.DanielDickey.com <—– if you wanna giggle
Daftinsomniac on May 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm
personally, as a white person, I enjoy satire and parody which is why I want to give the author of this sight a hug and a cookie. this is some of the best satire I have read my a modern author.
–>thats the whitest shit ive ever heard
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