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#7 Diversity

White people love ethnic diversity, but only as it relates to restaurants.

Many white people from cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York will spend hours talking about how great it is that they can get Sushi and Tacos on the same street. But then they send their kids to private school with other rich white kids, and live in neighborhoods like Santa Monica or Pacific Palisades.

But it’s important to note that white people to do not like to be called out on this fact. If you run an ethnic restaurant you can be guaranteed repeat business and huge tips if you act like your white customers are adventurous and cultured for eating food that it isn’t sandwiches or pasta.


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Gregalicious on April 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm

get out your negro dialect translators again fruitcakes, you’re gonna need ‘em. xDDD

thanks to obozo’s feckless incompetence by manipulating gas prices to their highest ever at this time of year in an effort to force you to buy a gov’t motors volt, one of the consequences of that stupidity is… higher inflation…

that means the cost of everything has gone up, food prices are skyrocketing, peanut butter alone is up 36.6% over a year ago.. 36.6%!! in just one fucking year!! how is that helping out poor people? I suppose liberal politicians think its a 2fer because they are handling obozo’s wifes dillema on obesity at the same time… by making gas too expensive to buy, they make food to expensive to purchase healing the planet and conquering obesity at the same time???

some dumbasses think that a minimum wage should be a living wage? thats an oxymoron… everytime the minimum wage goes up the cost of everything goes up that much plus a bit more to implement it, making the need for another raise in the minimum wage to make up the difference causing the prices to go up again outpacing whatever they raise the minimum wage too.

ppl too stupid to see the cycle and how it can’t possibly work in reality, keep voting for the next guy that promises something they don’t have only to find out it isn’t enough and can never be enough. The only answer is to enhance your own skill set and earn more than the minimum wage that will out pace the next fruitcakes push to raise it.

In plain English this is called, chasing your tail. You keep running in circles doing the minimum expecting the maximum and never breaking even let alone getting ahead.

Enter one feckless, incompetent, in over his head, queer hugging negro, ass clown deluded by illusions of granduer and you have a recipe for disaster.

Spending more money than our GDP, while simultaneousely doing everything he can to lower our GDP puts in a position of fiscal collapse like Greece…

No amount of liberal wishful thinking, and/or drug induced daydreaming can change reality one bit. liberal tax and spend policies don’t work, have never worked anywhere they’ve ever been tried and simply can’t…

The sooner you dumbfucks stop sticking your hands out to gov’t to feed your dumbasses, and either put them to work or starve to death the better off all of us will be.


 

The word DIVERSITY to me as a white male living in Los Angeles means that I can kiss any prospect of getting a job in this town good bye. As soon as I walk into an interview, the first thing they see is another white guy, a red flag for any company seeking “diversity”. Ipso-facto, anybody who hangs on to the notion that white people have it so much easier in this country, it’s beginning to look like the time to re-evaluate that notion.


 

[...] When I say “insanely diverse,” I mean you’ll find restaurants and grocery stores spanning all ethnicities, including, but not limited to, the following: Thai, Japanese, Ethiopian, Bolivian, Mexican, Chinese, Turkish, Indian, Filipino. And, let’s face it, I also mean that the Pike (which Dr. J. and I have lovingly nicknamed “the Clizzle Pizzle”) may as well have its own entry on Stuff White People Like. [...]


 

We white people love diversity as much as the next guy, as long as it can be contained. That is, contained to your own neighborhood, to your own holiday, to a great ethnic restaurant that closes shop at night and swiftly takes its minority workers across the town line with them. Please don’t move into our neighborhoods because your diverse presence will only serve to reduce our property values. Please don’t work in our corporations, because then we won’t be able to humor ourselves with ethnic jokes. Please don’t attend our schools, because you might start dating our daughters and, Lord knows, could end up with pick-a-ninny progeny that will taint our pedigree lineage. We don’t mind learning your language so that we’ll know when you are talking smack about our tight white arses. Believe me. We are not an altruistic bunch.


 

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