While white people certainly love “the cinema,” they are required to balance their interest in film with an interest in live theater, most notably plays.
In spite of plays having minimal sets, no special effects, an intermission, and a higher admission price, white people believe that live theater is essential to any cultured city.
It is not known if white people actually enjoy plays or if they are just victims of massive peer pressure from the 45% of white people who have acted in a play at some point in their life.
The only real advice around this subject is to never accept an invitation from a white person to go see a play. Often times you will be supporting their friend or cousin and then get stuck with a $45 ticket (at least) and three hours of trying to figure how close you are to the end.
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Don’t be ridiculous: some plays don’t have minimal sets and some have special effects. You can see a good play for less than $20, or even $5. $45 ticket? You can go to an opera with that. Three hours? Many plays don’t exceed 2.5 hours. It’s true that some plays you regret the time and money you spent after seeing, but sometimes that happens with cinema too. IMHO, live theatre is much more exciting than cinema, even the (fake) 3D (live theatre is the real 3D), so it’s worth the price. BTW, I’m Asian and I’d love my country to have more live theatre.
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$45 for a ticket? The hell ass balls? I haven’t seen/been in a play with over $20 for a ticket in… my whole life, I think. And that’s including opera. Sheesh.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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I know there’s been an entry on grammar, but can we have another one on people who cite their love of grammar when they’re really talking about spelling?
Strange how some folks (re: ideologues) can’t laugh at themselves. It really is a useful trait.
I love attending the theatre – so is it true, or not?
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