While white people certainly love “the cinema,” they are required to balance their interest in film with an interest in live theater, most notably plays.
In spite of plays having minimal sets, no special effects, an intermission, and a higher admission price, white people believe that live theater is essential to any cultured city.
It is not known if white people actually enjoy plays or if they are just victims of massive peer pressure from the 45% of white people who have acted in a play at some point in their life.
The only real advice around this subject is to never accept an invitation from a white person to go see a play. Often times you will be supporting their friend or cousin and then get stuck with a $45 ticket (at least) and three hours of trying to figure how close you are to the end.
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LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
H-A-R-R-I-G-A-N spells drunken irish, dumb harrigan, just like that murdering SOB chappaquitik teddy kennedy.
This one career is for drama queens, I need to get onto the acting world and do my theaterical performances not with my friends in a workplace lunch room or on the internet (the art of trolling). I want people to pay $45 into my million dollar contract by the playwright company, but the chances of acting even on a local TV commercial is 1 billion to one. +
But since I’m an undercover drama queen, maybe I will hit the big time before my ass gets worn out. Pretending to scream every time some Tom, Dick and Harry does a threesome on me can get tiresome. I’m afraid that my holes would be stretched out too much for any use when I get into real acting. My dream is to be the biggest gay male porno star of all times!!
yay!!
I got a career for you, perform the art of doing what you do best. (being a dumbass).
I’m white, and a former film student. Despite their best efforts to inspire a theater-going aspect in me, I still don’t really like it. The writing is always needlessly wordy and oftentimes (in my opinion) frivolous, and there seems to be only one time period that a “good play” can occupy (besides, of course, one by Shakespeare) which is “sort of 19th century southern-ish.” People wear suspenders and say things like, “Gee, Mr. Phelpsman, Ah shore wish I could tell ya, but I can’t. Maybe Annie May can.” I also don’t like live musical comedies, the obvious “wink-wink, nod-nod” humor drives me crazy! That’s not to say there are not good plays or good theater experiences, but for some reason I am not usually very enthused.
Used to be in drama in school (large percentage of whites are) and yeah, theater is kind of lame. Especially since Broadway productions seem to be just taking good movies most people have already watched and putting them to music, or doing a musical that was done a long time ago and has already been adapted into a movie (and people will still pay to see it again). And amateur productions suck too. But I guess I kept convincing myself that the plays we did didn’t suck and that the director would notice my stellar performance of “guy mouthing peas and carrots in the background” and give me a lead part.
i hate plays, when i went there i got out at the intermission lol
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on live theater.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
WORK for it!
45% of white people who acted in plays… lol!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
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