#45 Asian Fusion Food
January 31, 2008 by mylosh
While white people enjoy venturing to ethnic parts of town to satisfy their pallette, most would prefer to take their first dates and parents to a place with dimmer lights, less water tanks with crabs and lobsters wishing that they would die, less ducks hanging from the window and table cloths that aren’t plastic sheets. Some people caught on to this and decided to open Fusion Asian restaurants. These people are now very rich
Fusion restaurants offer a mix of all Asian foods (except Indian, but most don’t know that India is part of Asia) in an atmosphere that resembles a cocktail lounge in the West Village as opposed to Hong Kong. Basically you can eat exotic, in comfortable surroundings. Many are not shy to admit that the food is subpar and overpriced, but they still line up for hours to get in because they love the decor and the mix drinks. These places often have names with no Asian words or characters in them and are limited to two syllables. ie) Ginger, Spring Rolls, Wild Rice, Sumile. Sometimes the names are really clever like “Asiate”, get it?
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The lesson continues: it should be “fewer ducks” and “fewer water tanks”, etc., not “less ducks” and “less water tanks”. When the noun is measurable in quantity, it is modified by the word ‘fewer’. When it cannot be quantified in exact number, one uses the word ‘less’. For example: I feel LESS annoyance reading this entry than I did upon reading entry #40. The douchebag writer at this blog thinks that FEWER ducks will attract more white people.
“Fusion restaurants offer a mix of all Asian foods (except Indian, but most don’t know that India is part of Asia)”
It’s not ’cause they don’t know, numbnuts, its ’cause they don’t include dark people into the definition of “Asians.” You see they in the category called “Neggers.” And who wants to eat cuisine that make your Asshole burn for a month???
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